Tell Em Steve-Dave - #358: F*ck the trees!

Episode Date: December 2, 2017

A Devils fan gets stabby. Walt “helps” Bry hang a TV and then spends the best $1.10 of his life. Music: Marbles & Pencils - Hands Up

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very excited. Hey, what's this about? Somebody got stabbed a devil's fan for wearing a devil's hat. Oh yeah, yeah, I heard about that. Yeah, there was a devil's fan, I don't know if he's a fan, but he's wearing a devil's hat. Somebody was giving him some crap and Philly of, you know, yeah. Philly's big sports. Well, yeah, you have a big reputation that are being the biggest dickheads. Are they the bullies? They are the, they are, they're, they're prone to violence. They would be the hooligans of all right of

Before that they have a reputation for me. Oh, yeah, they had a they had a jail I had a jail in the cells of the stadium and you where the Eagles played as phenomenal, but I guess What's the matter with you? Like I can't even handle when people are like I can't believe we lost last night It's like bitch. You're not on the team. Stop saying wait. I think alcohol is big I got something on that later on but But, um, I maybe, I mean, maybe for prohibition with you. The, um, the guy, some, some, somebody started giving the guy some, some shit for wearing a devil's hat in Philly. And, uh, the devil's guy wearing a devil's hat stabbed him. And don't shoot him. I don't know. I saw it real briefly as I was walking out today. Yeah, I think he killed him. So the devil's the guy in the devil's hat stabbed him?

Yeah. Okay. He was disrespected and he took action. Is that what you saying? I'm not saying that. I'm not a proponent of that. No, I don't think that that's what you should do if someone disses your hat when you're in another stadium. I don't think you should kill them. I don't understand that I've never been a part I've never been a fan of that could get behind like attacking another like a visiting fan. I mean that to me is like I guess it's tribal though. Stabbing people because they're not part of your tribe. Well the guy said he fell threatened. I remember I read the article in the devil's fan felt like he was going to be attacked by this guy

He was that like that like ominous and threatening so he took action first Which is what you're gonna say if you just fuck been arrested for stabbing someone to go for hat You're not gonna just be like well, I'm a devil's fan that's not good enough What else do you want me to say? He's a homeless veteran, this killer, originally from media PA. He's unlikely then. He's even a devil's fan.

He probably just had the hat. He found the hat. The argument that led to the deadly stabbing was indeed over hockey. He was wearing a blue New Jersey devil's hat that sparked the incident. Blue? Yeah, that's weird, right? I mean, you know, they sold blue. The devil's don't have anything that's blue. I have actually

have a blue, uh, Fourth of July devil shirt, but that's only blue with parallel. I even knew of. Can you imagine, though, that like, okay, so you're the guy who gets stabbed and killed because you gave this devil's, quote, unquote, fans and static. And then as you're dying, he's like, I don't even like the devils. So all that bullshit like that, I gotta say, I mean, I'm not sorry to see this guy go. If he instigated this incident, if he started the whole thing, I'm not sorry to see someone like that go. He's got a family and everything. And like I said, you know, beer muscles, beer muscles make you and you don't Exume you just don't assume that the guy you're you're kind of like

Bust in their balls about you know being in Philly wearing a devil's cap You just I don't think you assume he's gonna stab you know, but you got a I just need I have to anytime you're in an altercation with anyone in public you have to assume that like maybe they know Maybe yeah, maybe that's why I'm wearing a devil's hat right now because I maybe I want everybody to think I'll stab them if they fuck with me That's that could be a new thing right yeah, everyone's I go shit Be a homeless veteran as well Oh man better the retail wars Um, a man just got a retail horse. Wow, this is really likes her.

Where are their retail horse? Oh, yes, Black Friday. But last week I went out. Black Friday was nothing. It was really. I saw some video on the news of crazy happenings. I'm not talking about Black Friday. I'm talking about Black Friday.

No, that is wrong. That's wrong. It was, there was, it was all people of all races and creeds, embarrassing themselves over goods that deals. Over door busters. Yeah, crazy, crazy antics I saw on the news from Salt. Like, everybody's got a cell phone now. So if you're going to act like an idiot and fight somebody over a crock pot. But half the time, you're like, what is it that they want?

Like, you don't even know what they want. It's like a crock pot. Yeah half the time you're like, what is it that they want? Like you don't even know what they want. It's like a crock pot. It's like a coffee maker because you can. I could have gotten $4 off on that. Well, it's probably a bit more than that, but it's still crazy that you're willing to like, like knock somebody out because they got the last coffee box. The fights are so wild.

Yeah. I did a solo video too. I watched it. I was like, oh my god. Where'd you go on Black Friday, though? You knocked about, you were mixing it up, huh? I was, I didn't want to go out because I thought for sure I was gonna call up

and trap and get annoyed, but I went to Lowe's about a regular, the worst place to go on Black Friday is a hardware store, especially one of the home deport, although I can't stand going to them on a normal day, but let alone trying to get excited about Black Friday, getting your holiday spirit up. You just can't do it at a low. That a lows?

That's what I love. I hate Christmas music. I can't stand the whole Christmas vibe. I don't like it. You needed a rake that bad, you're like, well, I gotta go out and face Black Friday crowds for this rake, were you fucking raking? Well, leaves, generally. go out and face black Friday crowds for this rake. Were you fucking rake? Well, leaves generally.

That's okay. And you couldn't wait until Cyber Monday. Well, I was very in the morning. No, because in the morning, I was very agitated and angry. And I'm like, I'm gonna fucking blow my goddamn head off. Overleaves? No, not overleaves. But some tree.

No, it was a fucking yard. It was over a shelf that I couldn't get. Oh, that's bad I can't get the shelf right This okay, why didn't you call me cue? I on I think it was black Friday. I fucking I had I got an emergency call from Brian Oh really needed a TV put up and he knew who to fucking call. Yeah That's when I was thinking why did I call It is weird. I'm like okay, who kind of lives in the area comes by the area I know the least handy guy like next to me So of course, but all I needed him to do was just hold it in place. Yeah. Oh bullshit

I Know that shit in place. You're the one that fucked it up I know by putting the bracket on too soon. Well, I put the bracket on too. Here's what I did. Why did you tape this? I didn't. I don't know why I didn't think it would turn into this, but it did. But I put the bracket up because I'm trying to hang a TV on the wall.

Right. So I put that up. But you installed it on the into a beam. Yeah. Okay. The stud. How hard was that? That was actually not that hard. Alright, it's children. The hard part was trying to balance it on my shoulder and then

screw it on to this. Yeah. This thing which I couldn't do. So that's when I called Walt. And it, you did it pretty well. Pretty well. I had to go get a special like, because he had to mits all over the screen. So i had to go get like the special stuff to because you can't use like a moan you on those you tell me i couldn't touch a screen i thought you were and i had a superplazio

you know just a lot of weird things now i'll just spread the grease around yeah but then you don't see it yeah so i went back and spread it and i think instead of fucking going to buy and rake go buy yourself a fucking light as fucking pitch black in your house That's why you can't see the fucking screw holes. He's like I can't see anything. I can't see anything There's not a light in the whole place

You're not a lamp anywhere to be found so glad I came down here tonight. Hello Come in No, I agree because the person like so it's Walt stopped by, this is a very crooked house. Yeah, you mentioned that. It's off-kilterish shit. Like, so what I'm trying to, like, level stuff, it goes, it's counter to anything that, like, if I try to level a picture, it looks not level. Sure.

Did you do it straight as of earth with a picture of the house, right? So these people They decided to install a ceiling fan in the bedroom That if I if I hit my head on it eclipse you it's so everything It's like they were like hey, why don't we just get Brian Walt to do everything in this house in turn Me and your half acidery in terms of you're half acid you have a fucking TV

poorly i might have no no no i've put those bolts in bitch i tighten them but how did he fucking up just the fingerprints? no no it was he didn't fuck anything up okay in fact he had the idea he's like why don't we do it this way? damn straight i didn't fucking think why don't we do it this way? you still won't be watching TV at the house without me it would be still be, you know, the dark, listen to the radio. Isn't this great sage? Yeah. Oh, wait, you don't like Jack Ben?

Holy the shadow knows, sage. Works in the heart of men. Sure wish Uncle Wal would come by to make a lot of TV. He's gonna hold in TV steady. to make a lot of TV. You've got to hold the TV steady. It was more a moment of like, like when did this happen? When did it go from like,

wild ass, you're all right to like, I can't sing! I can't sing! I'm like, oh for us! I'm like, you want to use my glasses? We're like, sure. That's a shame. So the ceiling fan doesn't have a sherd. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! So the ceiling fan doesn't have a light on. Yeah, all right. So I put the other two lights on, but it's still not enough light for both of us. And I was gonna get my cell phone light, but then I got a text and got into a whole thing. But I would like to go back to his,

how off-kilter his house is, when he says, I don't know if he's painting an accurate picture. I mean, it's like, leaving your place. It's like aaming it's like like a like you know So like a house of mirrors like you expect like a clown to pop out over behind a corner and scare you because it's that Off like the perfect house. It's like a metaphor for you. Oh, yeah, just totally off Yeah, there's something not quite right But has it legal we got on stand. Oh, I don't know that it was we're safe probably settled in like

So the doors any doors in the house close yeah everything all the doors close, but it's like I mean it's not it's fair to say I was in here and I you know But I turned around and I was leaving I noticed that you went to the bathroom and you didn't close the door why was that? Oh that door doesn't close. That's the one door of the one close. That was like... See, later why. He's just locking on his wallet and pee. I need... Oh no, I'm not pissing.

Might need something moving in the bathroom later. Now it's moving on its own. I gotta go. Friday. Get him in, Mike, or wait for him. Nice place. But yeah, I did go out black Friday. I got the rake because I was so annoyed at everything.

At myself, just in general, I was like, let me just go get a rake and I'll just rake up these final leaves. And I'm like, because I tried to put the shelf up in the bathroom. Yeah. I put it wrong. The first place I put it, I'm like because I tried to put the shelf up in the bathroom. Yeah, I Put it wrong the first place I put it. I'm like, well, this is fucking too close to the vanity So when you open it's like right beneath the back so when you open up. I'm not giving you off I'm not gonna knock everything off

You just I you just I it up here like that's Trying not to yeah pretty much that's what I do Yeah, pretty much that's what I do I can't do that. I'm trying to steal their house I can't hide some playing tricks on you It is like I said what he came in I said I know you'll never be high in your life This is as close as you're about to come just walking around trying to keep your balance of being like Your equilibrium is immediately off if you spend like two seconds in there. Yeah, he vomited twice Johnson's house of horrors.

You're around. Yeah, the house could be completely level and fine, and it still would be that. So what were you mad about? Can I ask the fact? Because then I did it the second time, and I'm like, I did it, and then I'm like, fuck, I didn't center it with the vanity. So it's like, way the fuck off to the right. He's supposed to measure it twice and cut once.

I'm telling you, I was so close to be like Should I just do it now should I just fucking kill myself? That's the feeling I get I know it's not but I'm like if I can't do I'm like it would be so quick It would be just so fast if I could just fucking pull the tree Then I'm like you know what I'll go buy a rake and I'll rake up all the look just you know, sage is around so All right, you don't have you ever use scar for'll go by a rake and I'll rake up all the, just, you know, seagulls around, so. All right, you don't want to. Have you ever used scarves for a whole nine-hour?

Manual labor to cool off before? Here's just the first time you thought about it. I know what I'll do, a rake leaves to calm down. I never have, usually I either took drugs, punch something, destroy something. Because the first time you would actually do something positive to like blow off steam. Yeah, because my feeling is like, well, I can't fuck this up. It's raking leaves until,

as I'm doing it, my neighbor comes over. If you put too many in a bag, you know, too many leaves. Yeah, that's against you can get a ticket. How many leaves is too many leaves? A weight or like a number? It's probably the weight. It's not that. No one's going to count your leaves. Well, fuck it. I'll pack it to the maximum. So another shirt.

I'm trying to rest. But I did fuck it up because on the neighbor, as he's coming by, rolls down the window and he's like, he had never introduced himself before. He's like, hey, I'm Bill. He's like, yeah, your couple days late on that. They just came by the other day form because like you put them in the road. Too late asshole. Yeah, I'm like, in general, something's I know. I know. Nice break. Yeah, I got to say,. It's a pretty sweet break now. Do you go for the

Short and tight or do you go for the long I go for it's like a plastic yellow one that it's like very broad Yeah, the teeth are staggered. It wasn't even that expensive. I guess they do buy the most expensive rake Allos are you fucking buying the the one that's going that you know is you that you really need the one that you're only gonna use once and then Yeah, but I get buried by other leaves and never see it ever again. Right, it's still in the yard. Now I can't put it through all the way. I'm just going to my stomach. It's in my neighbor's tree.

So now I didn't get a top of top of the line. Top of the line, Drake. I didn't play it. I'm glad because usually usually I would do something like that. Yeah, usually yeah, you go top of the line for your things you don't really need. Top of the line up. But having just moved, you're like, you know, like food. No.

Relationships. I'm talking about who are you? I'm talking about fucking proud. I'm talking about pens. I don't want to say that, lab. I'm talking about pens. You're in your $3 pen collection. All right.

I've got a couple pens. People need to write shit. Yes. A big just won't do. Am I supposed to rate my fucking my killment? Master, master. Walt at the top. Goodbye yourself a nice pen. Yeah.

You never have a fucking near the end of it. Do you know the brand name of the rake? No, it might have been like a Stanley or something. Yeah, you never fucking hear the end of it. You know the brand name it awake No, it might have been like a Stanley or something nice, but I did buy something else that I'm like Because after the fucking shelf debacle. I'm like, you know what? I'm just gonna get one I know they have like laser levels, right? Now I'm such an asshole that it doesn't occur to me that is a laser level gonna work work on a wall that looks like right, you know, it's like oh it's a warp to. Well, it's just not like plumber level or whatever it fuck it is. I don't even know the right word to you. You got levels on your soul. I never heard that. I was like wow, I was impressed with plum because I was like wow.

Yeah, I think that's like even like. But like you don't just can't just use this. It's a free app on the old phone here. Look. Oh, no. You didn't know about the app. I didn't know about that. I don't know that that would have worked anyway

because I'm trying, that's a little bit small. I'm trying to pay certain rods. So I needed, I was like, all right, let me use this laser level. Do you ever think about getting somebody to just do it for me. You have like one of those the whole interior decorator a handy man. Yeah, I'm like. Oh hello Here to bring you to level. I had a friend over here the other day trying to hold a TV Is there shame in calling someone to do that sort of work? No, no, no, you can't do it.

I'm not good at any of it. You can't hack it so you just call a man to come and do it. I've done that in the past. Yeah. Yeah, I've done that in the past. This is shit that I should be able to do though. It's not like I'm like, hey, let's put up a, let's like rebuild the foundation or let's look out.

Yeah. Or like like, I'm trying to hang a fucking shelf in the bathroom. I can put it in four screws and then hang it and I'm like, oh, fuck you Edgar. Like this is all his fault because you know, you know patients, so he would never teach me how to do anything and probably, I mean, I had 80 days of kids,

so probably that's half of it. I don't know how to do it and I would just have my wife do it. So there's no shame. It's me and Sage. It's Sage does it? I know. Then I'm definitely fucking putting one in my head. But like your expertise aren't with a screw and a hammer doll. I mean, that's not everybody excels at handyman.

A traditionally masculine. Yeah, I mean, it's a new world. That's the old ways of thinking of a masculinity. Yeah, everybody better be woke around me, man. Yeah. It's not my fault on the total fag when it comes to doing that kind of stuff. Yeah, but you fucking, you know, you fucking know what every show is on and on every platform, though. You know, you know, you want to know something about Narcos?

No, you know what it's on. Who you know? It's on Netflix. You know what I'm saying? I Know you know who you know Amazon do you want to argue if Nevgonte or Pacho is a better character in our coast? I know what's not good. I'll talk to you If you want to know if the shelf is level the answer is no Oh, yes, no, maybe It's just a shit rolling off the side No, no, no, no. It's just a shit rolling off the side.

I guess it's that fucking level. And that's the problem. You put something down, it's like it just rolls away. Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine the house is gonna be legal for that much longer, but it's actually like the rent and the proximity to her school, I'm like, fuck it, man. What do you mean legal?

Like, I don't know, maybe there's like a floorboard, something. There's no way that you're gonna have to change it. They're I mean, it's that's the way it is and it's been that way forever. They're not gonna make the guy lifted or do anything to level it off. The the other day I was in the kitchen and siege was taken a bath. And I hear this noise. I'm like, what the fuck is that noise? And she had filled the tub up and then didn't turn it off and got in it so all the water was like,

yeah, it was splashing. It wasn't enough to like that little thing, the trainer, whatever, the stopper. So there are all those waters raining down all over my shit. So if anybody wants to buy a slightly water damaged Brian Johnson pop. Oh my god.

And then like I did a notice, but like one of the globes, like to the lights. Like I filled with water. Like I filled with water. I didn't even notice it until today. It's not a light that I use up much. I don't like to turn on lights. I'm in fire.

I mean, we see that a fire is a lot. Yeah, the water from the top levels go down to the bottom and fill the globes up. Yeah, that's what happened here. But yeah, no fire, unfortunately. I happened here, but I know fire unfortunately. I swear, there is a part of me. I felt that way when I looked in Highlands too. I was like, if I could just lay them match and be done with it all, but to do

what? To go where? Then you'd still be looking for another apartment near her school. I don't know. Yeah, I guess so. So they're either small. These are, I mean, I'm not saying they're rational. Sure. They're there. I mean, I'm considering suicide. We're not being able to put a shelf up. I certainly They're in here. I understand. I understand. We've all been there. I always Thanksgiving now.

Oh, it was wonderful. Yeah. It was it was fine up to a certain point well Mill provided by the world's greatest cook Me I made mostly everything Crab dip which normally is good sucked. I fucked it up. Yeah, that's not cheap either two pounds like 80 bucks. Holy shit. Right? But then like turkey stuffing gravy green beans with almonds and onions and what I was a couple of things potatoes with rosemary

your place so you get a what I took now went over to Pam's because it's easier than carrying everything. Yeah. So, all that was pretty decent. And then, Pam, and this is the alcohol thing. She, can you go over and get it yourself? Or maybe, can you go with Stacy? Stacy, she'll take you in a second. All right.

Sorry, I don't care who does it. As long as someone gives me, so this is it. This is my life now. I'm just constantly at back in call. Yeah. So, okay, I need this. I need that. Jump too. Yeah. And I do. What else am I going to do?

So, Pam, I think, has had a couple. Because when she's had a few drinks, she gets like, boy stress. She like curses and thinks it's funny. So Pam, I think, has had a couple, and because when she's had a few drinks, she gets like, boisterous. She like curses and thinks it's funny, you shit like that. So, I was teasing her a little bit about different things. One, now this last thing though, she definitely deserved it,

because she says she's gonna like, mind you, she's not done much, right? She's like, oh, I'll bring the desserts out and put them on the table so they're on the table in the kitchen they need to be moved to the table sure in the diner and she doesn't do it she's sitting down and I said well what happened with those what happened with with those desserts and she's like oh they're in there. My back was hurting, so I didn't get to move them all the way. And I was like, what do you mean?

Like, ultimately hurt the effort that she put into moving the desserts from one table to the other was pointing at them, saying that she hadn't done it. Okay. And that was it. And so I pointed that out. We were just joking around. Ball breaking, like very light ball breaking.

And I hear say something, she goes in, she starts getting all like red faced. This is what she does. There's a tipping point where she'll start crying because she can't take it. It seems to be very fast with him. Yeah. Every story is always.

It's her, it's her like, yelling up and shit over something so minor. But she, so she starts doing that and she gets up and she goes into the she starts walking into the kitchen. I was like, I go, come on. Like, it's so, it's so like she would last three seconds on comic book, man. Three seconds. All right. So, so she goes in there and she says, she says to Edgar, Brian doesn't want me in there. And I hear this, totally untrue. You do want her in there. I don't care. I'm indifferent. She could be wherever she wants to be. But I did not say I don't want it. I don't want you in here. You give off a vibe. Didn't say it. Okay. Okay. But the vibe is just like, come on. Like sack up and have some fucking fun for Chris. Yeah.

It's not like she's the only one taking it. So when she comes back out, I was like, why did you just say that to him? And she's like, what? And she knows she's caught, see, G? Hey, do you want soda? You go with Stacy, okay? And she'll help you. She's not gonna just go get it for you. Pause that video.

I need some handy, handy to break. Thank you. So I was like, why did you, why did you see that? She's like, because that's what you said. I said, whoa, I said, I told you I don't want you in here. She then proceeds to try to convince me that that's what I said. It is insane. Wow, that's a bold scene. And I'm like, she's looking at you and she's like, I can convince this fucking slack, Joe. I'm looking at his face.

Look at his face. He's a stormtrooper. Yeah. Weak mind is simple. Like soft in the head. And I'm like, I'm looking at her. I'm like, oh my God, because the other, the other, she won't be wrong. Will not be wrong, will not be like a mistake,

I'm wrong, blah, blah, whatever. I shouldn't have fucking just lied and said you said something that you didn't. So I'm like, then she sees my annoyance. And I'm like, oh, she help you? Yep. What a nice lady. She's gonna be your mommy soon.

Mama. Yeah. So, she sees my annoyance because now I'm welling up in a totally different way with rage, not tears. And I'm like, I'm leaving. And she's like, no, no, no, no. And I'm like, no, I was like like I'm leaving and she's like no no no no and I'm like no I was like I'm leaving because I have a tipping point as you may have noticed and that is when someone will so fucking ardently fucking fight something that you're just like it's not true right a lot of experience in

this like what you're saying is true. Why are you trying to convince me otherwise? Like what the fuck? It's nuts. It's not really that unusual of a button because most people don't deal with that. Like I don't have people trying to convince me of things. I mean unless you listen to the news,

that you know you're patty on true. Right. Like you were in the room for yeah She's saying I said it. I'm like I did not say that like I did not say that did not oh So I'm like I'm leaving. Oh don't leave don't leave but by then it's too late to not leave so I'm like I'm fucking leaving. And after you had already this dessert, I didn't know it was dessert time. Walk out the door and she follows and she's like don't leave. I said I cannot stay here. I was like

you have a pathology about you that you cannot just say I was wrong. Are you loud? No. Maybe it's not getting another Johnson show. No. No, there's like one of the common neighbors now. A couple other. Oh really? Yeah, the Pemana girl now. The Edgar doesn't have the the Vim and Vigor he once did to you. Well I was talking about you after people. No, I was talking about you Didn't you take your heart of death like recently? Yeah, and I was Earlier in the year But but then she's like stay stay and I'm like no, I said you you just can't like I didn't say it Why are you trying to convince me otherwise and she doesn't fucking say anything? She just looks at me. She just stares at me. And I'm like, I can have her committed. Like I

got to have her committed. She's an insane person. I mean, it might be a little bit more stringent. The, uh, what the, the things that you need to bring her in the check. Overhead. The check. Maybe a bit more. What bit more when it's wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no she stayed. Oh, no, she's still watching that princess thing? Yeah, it's endless. Holy, he's been years now, she's been watching. She watches these princess videos that Disney toy fan, I think, or something.

Wow, I can't believe that woman's still making this. All right, sorry. I didn't do it. It's a high value of production. You and I, we became consumed of them. Yeah, we watched a bunch one time. So, so yeah, so I left and I went back and used a few different calming methods to... You went back home.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. By yourself? Yeah, I immediately tried to put a shelf up. Oh, yeah, went back by myself and like fuck it. They're wrong. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, the TV was up. Right. The TV was so sweet.

Yeah. Fuck great. Despite some people's best efforts. I didn't know that you could leave fingerprints on these new fanglet TVs. Really, you thought technology at at advanced to the point where well and how would they ever know if like somebody stole a TV that could have fingerprint. Well, not on the screen. I didn't know the screen could have fingerprints. Yeah, I think so. Oh, I didn't know. I mean, I thought I did. I was ready to start.

I'll come over quick and bring gloves. I mean, I was mean getting to start a little and little side business of like we would go and install and hang TVs at places. Yeah, just sit there and be like, I can't see the screw holes. Well, you're light sucks. That'll be five or all. More than the TV. Even the TV I'm not super happy with, I hunt like a little high.

Yeah. Like I would go down like maybe four inches But by that point you don't want to get back into it. It's up It's up there in perpetuity or until I get just a rip it off the wall Did you Get your jappel I want I got my jappel No, with no my mother made put to and can I interrupt you once? Oh, yeah. Okay, so the guy in the hat the

Guy with the devil's hat. Yeah He's in a blue devil's hat Medium build seemingly randomly He asked if the victim was a flyers fan and then attacked prompting a brief altercation before stepping in the stomach and running away. I hope it wasn't a blue, I mean a duke blue devil's hat. That would be really shitty. I hope it was a New Jersey devil. So this someone if it had to happen, I really, really hope it was a the New Jersey devil. It's not the duke blue devil's. I think it was the New Jersey devil since they've mentioned it. It sucks. It's something to die, but if they had to die anyway, at least let it let it live It sucks if somebody had to die, but if they had to die anyway,

at least let it look. If it was gonna happen, right? To die over Duke, a university. Yeah. So then I take back what I said about the victim because I thought he was giving the guy shit. But what? I'll tell you what, the guy should have known

that he was not really a devil's fan because he was described as a five eight African American man. Like people are like hockey. Oh, yes they do. They do not. They mean some of the, I mean, that each other's changed since you watched it in the 90s. In the 90s, I went to a game a couple years ago.

It looked like a recent snowfall. Oh, fuckers up in that place. Yeah, it's a thing, right? Black people generally don't get into hockey. I'm not talking about the devil's dancers of years ago. You're wrong with that assumption. The game is becoming more diversified. Are there more black players? Not just Claude Lemieux.

Not the guy. No Claude Gilgrain. That was probably the 90s. Like I said, when you're watching another guy, too We heard his ankle. Who's a? No, we there was big of two black Yeah, yeah, um, Sal the Geath of former captain Camera was last name is now Sal he was straight from the blues to the devil's he was I believe

African-American He's mixed race with their claim in him. He's retired though. I hear her his name now. There's no current Black players? On the doubles? Yeah. No, I mean at all. Oh yeah, yeah, they're all.

Oh yeah, they're all. All right. But, you're at your apple. You got it with no can't drink. Got it. No problem. I need to even go for the second apple. She doesn't care. Oh, there's two apples?

Yeah, she's older now. She's like 14 now. So you guys are now moved on up. You got to even a bigger turkey with a bigger cavity. Well now it's all the grandkids and stuff. So you need a bigger cavity. You know, or you just don't get multiple turkeys. You get to just a huge turkey.

Yeah, my mother cooks so. You know what I mean? There's so much food. But this is probably my favorite thing. It's given a long time. What? No incidents. I got there and you know how you get around your family.

And sometimes you just fall into these old roles and you get a little tense. You know what I mean? I know you know what I'm talking about. I had to let Edgar Fondle me. I know exactly what you're talking. I was I was falling into that in the first hour and then I did I did a joker goddamn. Well, it's just because I allow it. And that sanded away the rough edges and I had a really great holiday. It was awesome. You started a, what are your old roles getting? What old roles in a way that you were getting stressed about? I just think that, you know, it's like you're, you're, who says what, that you instantly connect

to something they said fucking 30 years ago. You know what I mean? Like there's just all these expectations and I don't know like, like your uncle's saying don't tell anyone. No, it wasn't my uncle's, I don't know. I made two solid child molesters in Joe's. So I'm getting no love from you too.

Yeah. Uh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't really know, if I can articulate it. It's not feelin' That's not your mother's been a pathological liar No, nothing like that. It's nothing like that. It's like, it's like, it's just stupid shit.

Just stupid shit. Yeah. And I found myself getting tense and then a couple of hits Jameo took care of it. So, alcohol was the savior in this case. Yeah. I found alcohol to be serious detriment like the people around me, they seem to not be able to handle it very well. Oh, that's all the savior in this case. Yeah. I found alcohol to be serious detriment, like the people around me,

they seem to not be able to handle it very well. Oh, that's all I had for the day. Like, I just needed that. Stick that edge. I just needed that for Lisa. But, you see, he used his responsibly. Yeah, and while he was driving home that night. And, but your mother sounds like she didn't.

She was reckless. Yeah. She was reckless in that, to be fair, if I was home, I might have just kept drinking. She drove me away. I went away for the holidays. But you know, she went to Hula hands. Yeah, how was Hula hands?

Yeah, I was at Hula hands. Was it, was it, was it, was it, was it, was it, it was fine? It was fine. Somebody at the table did order shrimp donut. Almost torpedoed the whole thing for me because it was very overpowering. Were they sitting next to you? Well, I mean, they sell at the table.

They were in their favorite restaurant. Well, that's true. Well, I did not expect someone to order seafood on Thanksgiving. That is. Yeah, I thought it was like a turkey buffet to the dinner. Yeah, it was almost, it was all I could to keep control and not get nauseous when the seafood hit the table. But I don't know why I wish you throw up that would

have been amazing. You know, but I didn't. Some of the next table. There was somebody hit the table, but God, my wish he threw up that would have been amazing You know, but you know, I didn't some of the next table Well, somebody at the table. Oh, when are you a fan of? Yeah, you know, of course I can't they should have known about it Wait, that's certainly not a media family. I think some sort of like third cousin So I'm like I can't pull like what are you doing? You can't order seafood. I'm a Exit because I allow it. I would pull hands on me, throw that shrimp out. I would have pulled that card in 1999, you know, that I can't deal with seafood at the table.

But, you know, I powered through it and got through the day, but no incidents and no remarks. People say there's no modern day heroes. Come on. This is Pam's no modern day heroes. Come on. This is Pam welling up over here. But then I took a drive to Virginia for the year. Virginia. Yeah, I just got back this morning. Who's your dude?

For decades, for lovers, was it just you and your wife? Oh, wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We're like, we're going to love for any game. It wasn't a romantic getaway. Oh, wow, wow. We're going to go for an egg. It wasn't a romantic, anyway. We took one of the kids because at Bush Gardens, they've turned.

They've turned the park into Christmas town. Already? Well, I mean, at Black Friday, they turned it. Yeah, yeah, it's okay. And they have the license or they have the, I guess they sign an agreement with Rankin and Bass. Oh, get outta here. They have all the Rankin and Bass characters there,

which prompted me to be like, we have to go here because, you know, I'm not gonna miss this. This could be a one year thing where they- Is that your fucking minds? Like, what's Rankin and Bass? Well, when it refuses to pull in anybody under the fucking age of 40, they're not gonna do it again next year.

I love the aggro approach. We gotta go, what are we gonna miss this? They're like, what, we're almost slow down. What are you talking about first of all? Who? Runaugh. I'm dizzy on triphomes. Runaugh.

Runaugh. Shwimp fumes. So it's a long ride to Virginia and especially on the busiest holiday travel weekend of the year. I didn't factor that in. You went Friday. You left Friday? Yeah, we left Friday morning and So how are you? How are you verifying there's there was hustle and bustle here? You're just going on. Oh, no actually what's that? No, I was here Friday. I was here black Friday. I left Saturday morning. Saturday. I came back this morning. Wait, so you left yesterday and came back today? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I mean, I mean, wow, I would have stayed in next night, but I got the message that you want to go. Oh, did you kind of told me that's okay? Yeah, we

did a vacation. That's it. No, it's not a vacation. We were coming back that time anyway, though. Well, how was the rank and invest? He he wouldn't have been able to see her me almost Thanks to you Everything it was it was a bit like the they really do an amazing job and they put on shows What places? A bush gardens in Virginia and they put on shows at on a level of. Really? And I'm not kidding around. Like, I was blown away by their, their scrooge show. Outdoors?

No, they did it an outdoor skating one. Okay. But their scrooge almost indoors. It was really, it was like, it was worth the, the money to get in the park. Yeah. I don't know if it was worth it, because it's a six hour drive. But with traffic, it was a nine hour drive.

Oh my God. It was bad. So you did 15 hours and two days. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, but The time did you get back today? Oh, we got back around One o'clock in the afternoon to take the train. He would have been down there back in old time You would hate the train. Well, I don't have to train. Yeah, you know what? I would have if I thought the train went right to the place. I wouldn't have I wouldn't have been thought of that But you know, it happens is like like when we broke the trip up last

night, we left immediately after the park. But it's raven, then he's bush. Reverse, then he's right raven home. We wanted to break it up, we wanted to do the whole drive last night, we wanted to break it up and then do it a little bit and then the more jade of it in the morning. And late last night, did you know that there's these roads? This is amazing. There's these roads that you can take for an extra dollar that has no traffic on it. You're basically the only car on the road. They're called express lanes.

Yeah, I've seen that. Like HLV lanes, but you pay. Not HLV, yeah, it's like. You have to pay. It's, yeah, it. yet. It's like, you have to pay. It's expressed for like an extra toll. Who would I pay? It's crazy. How is it not all backed up?

Yeah. It was like I had a private road. Will you pass them on the fuckers that was slow and sit? No, I'm the only one on the, I'm not passing anybody because I can see the other lanes. That's what I mean, the other lanes. Are they going slow? They're going slow, but this is also late at night though

But and I don't really need to go on your wife's own you don't even need to go on her is harlaning traffic any other lanes But I'm like I don't want to deal with any traffic on either side of me though. I have a couple questions. I got a comic book I'm on it. Get it that dollar He um alright, so is one lane in between two lanes, but are there cement? So is it one lane in between two lanes, but are there cement? Barrier. Yes, so no cops. That's the fucking hidden gem of that what Walt's trying to say is he gave somebody a dollar and just drove 170 miles on the shoulder No, I don't know. I don't know. I know what a hide is no way for the radar to hit you if you're behind that thing That's the fucking gem of it. You can mad Max you way down that if the Prius made it Yeah, I didn't I didn't mad Max it. Oh, I just like the ability to not have any red lights in front of me and no white lights behind me

Yeah, I just like that feeling of like it doesn't really matter and I could go second switch lanes without even Signalling because there's nobody around yeah, but what happened everybody fell asleep and I got my including me I got my GPS on. And for some reason, I guess they don't recognize these new lanes. Yeah. And I got off. And I didn't even know I got off. And I'm in like bad areas. Uh-huh. What do you mean? What's on the sun? He's looking for those white lights. Anybody in the devil's hat? I don't know. It's just, I'm not saying, just like, like the living conditions were bad. Right.

It was crooked houses and such. It was, it was, you know, it was like, and I had these in trees. And the GPS, my GPS is useless. I mean, time times letting you down. I wanna publicly apologize to you, Q, for getting on you last week about your language at Massage to our garden because I called the lady on my GPS to see word

Because she can't she can't do shit once you're lost. It's always like you made the turn too late Like she make tell me make turns and I'm already past the turn already. Yeah, where'd you get your license? Where'd you get your license? Like that? Like that? What system are you using? Are you still seriously using Tom Tom? Because you could put... You have the phone.

You've been wasted. Yeah, wasteful. I know. I already heard this from my daughter, that you use your phone. I already know that there's more better waste than using the Tom Tom, but... Of the Tom Tom. Yeah, she's like, what are we doing in Ohio?

Like, this happened. Is Tom Tom doing in Ohio like this happened? It's top top still in business They they have to what is going on with top top So they were they sleeping when you eat without the seawort it did awake them up I'm put it gotten their dreams. I I well at once Well, why sorry here because I'm like lost and, look, and we're not on an expressway. We're in, you know, it's it's like it's just a rougher neighborhood than you expect to be in and when you wake up or ever Like why would you bring us here? This is the fucking it's the fucking GPS. It's time Tom. It's this fucking bitch is full, you know, and I'm going, you know, and I

So I want to look I said words that You would never have said on stage. Yeah, you're like if I had a CLS I'd take it Fucking death Tom Tom Dallas addiction So she was my daughter hard way worse in the car I don't have to go through the MSG tape or would we still like to hold them accountable? I think I have to.

I forgot all about it. I have to say I would never take $100 now. Oh really? I would be very. I would. What's the word? You know the pain. 100 bucks.

I did not curse again. I'll go double nothing. If it's back and I'll go to a hundred of you have an independent auditor Yeah, I think you're I mean you have to say what the what the curse words what constitutes a curse word Mm-hmm if you're gonna use the you make a list shit You did not say shit. I did not well. No, wait a minute. It was it just you were the whole crew me Wait, are we counting the green room because of the unword counts as a curse? He said or the whole crew. Me. Oh, I don't know. Are we counting the green room? Because if the unword counts as a curse, you said, oh, no, it's the green room. And that guy was asking for it.

Stupid Sal. Yeah, wow. Yeah, it's so like, now do you get, when you get that worked up at TomTom, is your wife trying to calm me down? Or should she just let you blow stacks? I guess at first, but then when it, and then when it continues to happen, like, the GPS still won't just continue to like make a make a legal U-turn when possible.

If they already told me to go left here, and then they're saying, okay, I made a left and they're like, make a U-turn. I'm like, why? Why? Why does she want me to make a U-turn? She just said, go this way. I fucking hate her. I'm screaming and a lot a lot more

colorful I'm with you yeah I love it man who I had one with you guys oh oh yeah but we finally found our way back to the express way and you know private you have to pay to get back on the private road gladly I don't understand like how can I mean is it living like a king I spent two dollars to get the king but not use these roads I don't understand. I don't understand. I mean, is it... I'm living like a king. I spent $2 to get the beginning. I don't understand that. I don't understand that. Is it that bad out there, that like an extra buck?

You're willing to battle that traffic when you can drive. You don't believe it. It hours on end that you can just drive a nobody around you? I think it is that bad out there, yeah. Well, Tom Tom bossing everyone around. I would just think, like I would see that and I would be like, oh, you a dollar. Like I would.

It was a dollar 10. But I would be like every how annoying is that then? The extra 10 cents, because it's not at all. Not at all. Not at all from. Is it easy pass? So you don't even worry about it. Oh, it's nothing more about it.

Oh, okay. But I would just assume that everyone was using that. So I'd be like, I don't know. But you could see your own eyes. As you see the entrance to the expressway and you're like look ahead You're like wow, there's a million red lights in front of me or I can go over here and you're telling in front of me It's great

Not a great enough for Nick me want to go back again. It was good But it wasn't worth another eight hour drive right by sought so the word shows shows Iscating and Light what the guys? Oh no no no, that's the the thing though they don't have any heat or a free sponsor They only had Rudolph rank in a bass characters. There was none of the none of the secondary or even I didn't do a lot of investigation because if I thought if I found out too much Yeah, I might not want to go then and I want to do something right, you know Big graces bless I might not want to go then, and I want to do something. Right. Yeah. Big Grants is blessed.

It is. Like this is going to be an eight hour each way, shot in the dark. Sixteen hours, round trip within a 48 hour period. You're going to spend a third of your next two days in a car listening to me curse out. No, I have only one time. Tom Tom. If anyone ever eats fucking shrimp It's giving the gun

Just do it for two in the morning I'm gonna kill everyone We have to silence for an hour He's just doing He's like, what? The shrimp, the fucking shrimp The fucking shrimp What I'm talking about here

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I don't think I'll be able to see them, but I'm going to like, I'll type in some. Because I won't be there. I'll type in some hearts. You can give some hearts. I'll give some hearts. Or whatever, like, I guess. Whatever kind of encouragement you can offer.

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I don't know but now he knows I'm gonna be there and I'm gonna be there and I'm gonna be listening and if he gets too technical for me I may drop out I'll be the first his first drop out, but you know I'm trying to get a partial refund on I guess till my cats are neat in this week. I mean I've I've dropped out of every post high school thing I've ever done in involving school. Me too, except classes I've talked with Kev. There's the only ones I saw through. So it's not looking good that I'll be making it to the graduation that Kreeke gives, but I'm going to give it a shot though. Wow, there's a whole ceremony, huh?

You're gonna have to get your dockers out. He should give virtual caps and diplomas. He should. Why not? Yeah, they can't be much. Just get some, get like a virtual diploma that he, that I can, that everybody can have at the end of taking the course. Yeah, like you just type your name in there and then you can print it out at home.

Yeah. Pretty sure they have those. I mean, if I finish that course, then yeah, I could, Are you gonna take the course too? Maybe. Well, you're not gonna do it for free, you're not buying it,

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enough, I keep asking really stupid questions. Not an easy one. I don't allow him to talk to me. Oh my God, that was a good one. Like every time he goes to answer you and asks something, I'll just fucking even better. All right, all right, just type of big cap of letters, spitball.

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You're going to get the girl award-warred wedding podcast ever. We won an award. The Christmas podcast from Stitcher. Yeah. Alright. If you really want to talk about something that we're done talking about Creekey and we're talking about Ed's and shit, we have one that actually matters. It's Casper. Oh boy. Bed's a great place man. Oh, dude. He can do so much in bed. But we're nothing. We're nothing. Anything.

From nothing to anything. Yeah, bed's pretty great. Especially with today's technology, virtual reality shit man. Put on some virtual reality and put on the fucking... In the express lane going to Virginia. I can't believe it's so awesome. put on some virtual reality and fucking in the express lane going to Virginia. Let's see. These are mattresses, Casper, perfectly designed for humans, engineered to soothe and cradle your natural geometry. Regardless of what that is, I guess, you could be like a a stickman type character or you could be a big 600 pound life character and Casper's got you covered. You spend a third of your life sleeping so you should be comfortable.

This seems like too much, right? A third of your life? Yeah. Yeah, it hours a day. Don't you wish, do you ever wish that God had made it so that we didn't need to sleep? Yes. I do too. Yeah. He did. It's called Methanphetamine. But all seriousness, don't you, don't you wish that that was one of the things that humans didn't have to do is sleep It would be nice if we didn't have to sleep. I mean There's a lot of fun shit that goes on at night, but then again, I know when you get bored

Now you just you look at things Instagram. He's never bored A third of your life though. I mean, that's a lot of time doing nothing, God. Why did you make it so hard? It would did Rick say he's like, he's talking about sleeping. He's like, or supposed to sleep every night now. He's like, night time makes up like half of all time. Or something like that. So like, right. Yeah, work him morning. Why would I sleep every night? Yeah, it would be nice, man. But it's like, isn't it? Like, I mean, this is kind of a relief. I'm working my way through the nightmare and

else street movies again. And like, lack of sleep seems to be like those kids they try and stay up. Yeah, yeah, they hit that fourth day Oh, I'm not talking about worrying. I'm not I'm talking about like eliminating the need for it So like humankind never even knew about sleep. It's just like you never have to rest so do animal sleep And are we like what the fuck are they doing? animal sleep and are we like what the fuck are they doing? Yeah, it's easy. It's all set up. Ah, it's just some thoughts I've been having. But thank you.

What about dreaming? No, you don't like dreaming? It depends on the dream. Sometimes I've had dreams I don't want to have. Yeah. All right, Casper. So they provide all the support the human body needs and all the right places. They combine.

Multiple supportive memory foams for a quality sleep. Oh wow we get it. Breatheable design helps you sleep cool. That's what I need. Yeah. How did night? Designed, developed and assembled in the United States. And your hot flashes? Yeah. You're not for you. Manopause. You're in that age range. Mm-hmm. If the room, if my room is above 65, I wake up every two hours and sweats. I need a fucking cold That's pretty chilly people don't like standing hotel rooms with me. Yeah for a couple reasons one of them No, like I keep it really cold. I like it. It's cold

I mean as cold as a woman.. Yeah. I remember this year I stayed at a what the Comic Con I stated this fucking fancy hotel in San Diego true booked it and it was like I was really nice. You walked in. It was very she she fancy like hip type place. You got to land it on what the fucking AC go below 68 degrees because it's a green hotel. Oh my god. I'm like are you fucking kidding me? I'm like this is You gotta get green sleep. You gotta get well, you know what? No, no, you say the couple trees though Cuz you cuz you couldn't sleep at night at least two two trees are still alive cuz of that fuck the trees

trees could grow back My fucking night so some fucking, so some tree. You had a couple extra thorough pit stains and you're telling me that's worth to. No, I don't sleep. I'm telling you, I was on my sweating. You're gonna take a little night quill or something? No, it's a drug. What's that?

That's a drug, is it? What's a sure it's a drug? Now he's not considering it a drug because he took it. Seasonings are drug reporting to you. What's the Botox? Botox, I drug because he took it. Seasonings are drug-reporting to you. What's the Botox? Botox, I never got around to it. Just like sticking a needle in your fucking armpit, that seems like super painful.

I'm sweating right now, dude. It's hot in here? Oh, it's always hot. I sweat no matter what. Yeah, I sweat that all. It's not hot in here. You're internal, your thermometer is not accurate, dude. It's off.

It's like it's fucking off, kilture is my house. I'm here sometimes, I can't be fucking kidding me. It's off. It's like, it's fucking off-kilter is my house. Like, I come here sometime, like, you're gonna be fucking kidding me. It's so long right now. And you have that, we used to once said, Walt, that the cold makes you sleepy, which is the opposite of every other human being on the planet. It was like, oh, the late show,

it's gonna keep it real cool. Yeah, you said that once. But that's the opposite of every human being. Yeah. That, that, cold makes you sleepy. That doesn't make people... I think only when you're like in hypothermia, you start getting sleepy.

You start getting sleepy. No, no. You sleep better in cold. No, no, I sleep well at the temperature that a cold room and a blanket will, I got the balance. Okay. Yeah. Maybe I got the balance.

No, you don't. I don't know about that. You definitely do not. Like you were sweat-shreds in the fuck. Are you assuming that you only got the balance? Because everybody else... I'm the balance. No, you don't. I don't know about that. You definitely do not. Like you were sweaters in the fuckers. Why are you so mean to you? Well, you got the balance. Because everybody else. I'm saying fine. He's like every other fucking human being on earth. And you're not.

You wear a sweatshirt in the summer. You're like, I'm going to commit to a fucking sweatshirt. It was a thousand degrees. He was walking around Walt Disney World and a fucking... It's crazy. It's so huge, so hot. He's just like, I'm the normal one. Okay, what's the code? Oh, terms and conditions apply. Terms and conditions definitely apply.

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Casper. I will never not be a Casper man. You'll always be a Casper man. Whoever tomorrow man. I'm a fucking Casper man. No, even a Mar-Brow man? I'm the fucking Casper man. All right, well it's much better for you sleeping on a head than smoking cigarettes. You're not as manly though. You lay in there with your head under a Casper bed as a Mar-Brow man, like looking off into the distance.

I will agree the Mar-Brow man had a lot more grit. A lot more grit. Mahismo. You know, a lot more. You're getting a lot more.... Shit doesn't fly anymore though. Right. Mahchismo. Yeah, fuck no, man.

Oh, yeah, I agree with you. Yeah. It's not in to be macho anymore. I'm so 2017 with the fucking show, isn't shit. Yeah. But the Marvel man, he was a man's man, right? Back in the day. He was, and women don't like that.

Women like soft. No, they don't. Women like soft-sensitive no, they don't women like soft sensitive politically aware Some women and the sleep fucking gabbling about nonsense Oh, we also don't want to fucking dudes These are these are these are men. This is what passes for men. Yes today Also, you'll fall into the danger of speaking for a woman now when you say that though.

Yeah, I don't want to speak for anyone. Oh, you just fucked up with the faux poe. Man, I've faux poe. This one, shit. How many faux poe out there? I'm faux poe, I think. Allow me to see if this code real fast. I must, I must voice offer the unique URL which I am happy to do.

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I don't know. And it's stuff that like I wouldn't have mentioned anyway. I don't think. Yeah, it would be aware of it So you're not supposed to know it's definitely not like common knowledge any of this stuff So it's like if they just didn't put it on there it would be absolutely no temptation Wow, I don't understand why anybody would mention these things at all. I mean tackles great Definitely wouldn't want to mention the first one. Yeah, yeah All right, so we get they got the code they got the terms and conditions

Slesht st Slesht st Casper We've moved a couple mattresses for the Casper company. I think so I think we have and I don't I don't know what What kind of numbers that they hope to get off of a podcast Commercial but surely we've heard it. I would have to think that we if we haven't hit it, we've come pretty darn close. The Black Friday thing, I took this picture. Is this what counts as fucking breaking news now? It was in regard to Black Friday. And it says breaking news. This is on CNN. Okay. Black Friday shoppers spent 17% more

this year while in-store-foot traffic dips lately. Is that news? Well, in the 24-hour news cycle, yes. It is news. Yeah. Sure. That's it. That means that's the death of the fucking of the Reaching order. Yeah, that's what they're pretending. I don't know what's gonna be the less brick and mortar What's gonna be the last standing brick and mortar? That's that's possible sure I'm talking about your big your big places your your macy's your JC pennies Oh, no, they say that's why he's doing good now. That's why he is?

Yeah. I don't know, I, I think that, I don't think the level go away. Uh, people like things, people like going places and seeing things. They do. I found today was way busier than Friday. All right, I'm trying to. You're not talking today too? No, I mean, I had to come here.

Oh. Oh really? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, here. Oh really? No, we went to breakfast. Yeah, it's a junior So yeah, I don't know I don't go out anymore. I said enough Go to a store go to the mall Yeah, I go to the mall almost twice a week. I have to pick up my daughter. I call it That's right. I just haunt them all way for her to get out Yeah, like he doesn't know what to do haunt the mall. Wait for her to get out. Yeah, like he doesn't know what to do anymore. Like like zombies, I go back to places they used to frequent

other. Yeah. Is there like twice a week, I'm in the freehold mall wandering around by myself into stores that I would never walk into. Like the bean bag chair store. Yeah. And I like the bean bag. Sure. Did I tell you this? Yeah, you were like I don't know how the fun Yeah, I'm like I just I want I look I do around I go I do a circle around the entire wall And I make a point to go back to him before it's time for me to go just to see if he has any customers Because he never has one there's still cobwebs on him Or anything holy does his play on his phone He's never looks up from his phone. No, he doesn't have to because there's nobody ever in there

Do you ever go in or you just want? No, I'm not going to go in because I know I'm going to make him get off his phone for what up for what. So I could be like, cool be mechs. Yeah, because I know I'm not going to buy I won't do that to him because I know how shitty it would be. What are some of the other stores that you've gone into that I go into all the time that I mean like, there's a sports store there, the Spencer's. The, it's Spencer's. He can get to yourself some some RJ. Yeah, I look there's no they're they don't have the iJ figures at the freehole very swing wall. Do they have T shirts and shit? I didn't look for T shirts because I wouldn't have been picked up to T shirts. I mean

not only because I don't care about your shit. No, no, no, I don't care. I was just a fucking dime from you. I was gonna flip the figures if they had them. I was like, bring it back here and have you sign them, and flip them, but they didn't have them. I mean, it's not that exciting. I mean, actually, and there's this one place, there's like a, and what's Xbox? What's Microsoft?

There's a Microsoft store there that has a giant screen in the middle of the mall where you could sit and play games. Yeah. And it's never not empty where I could just could sit and play games. Yeah. And it's never not have, it's never not empty where I could just sit down and play it. Even on there all the time, but this one time it was last week. And as soon as I sit down and play it,

like 15 kids just come right up and just sort of fucking and runny noses are all over me and they're like, you know, so I'm just like. Wait, little kids? Yeah, little kids. So then I have to give them the controller because I'm not going to sit for me to finish this game.

What game was it? It was like a soccer game. You got the new soccer game for FIFA? FIFA, I had to stop playing FIFA because I just, I've aged out. I don't understand how to do any of it anymore. Oh, the buttons. I'm lost. I'm just not happy with hockey, right?

You're having me with hockey, having you with Madden. You aged out, wow. I aged out. I'm aged out, wow. I aged out. I'm aged out of most things that are multiplayer. I'm just not good at. I've been playing that Friday 13th game like fucking crazy. I just picked that up. I love it.

I love it. But I'm so bad at it. And I find Jason, because the way it is is one person, it's random. Seven people play one person to sign Jason. Everybody else is cute. Our line. Yeah.

Do you have to do co-op or you can do co-op? You can do private, like you and I can play against each other. Okay. But if I'm Jason, it's a party. Like they can literally stand in front of me and start dancing. It's shit like that. And I can't kill him. I just don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

I'm slightly toward you. Oh yeah. Do you? Oh yeah fuck I'm doing. I'm slightly toward you. Oh yeah. Do you? Oh yeah, I told you. You're finding yourself pushing the buttons of like in a random mode, like harder thinking that's what you're doing. No, I don't get, this is one thing where I'm lucky

I don't get angry. Like I know that I'm like when I sit down to play no part of me thinks there's gonna be any improvement in my Jason. So when and you randomly get it. So I'll get Jason once every 10 times. And when that time comes, I'm like, all right, I'm just walking around swinging an axe as much as fuck of people and that's it. 100% people get away from me every time. 100% it's, but that like,

look at that guy's geese it again, oh fucks pathetic. That's what happened when I went play hockey online. You know, I was like, all right, I got this online thing, I'll try to play something online. I literally, as soon as I touch the puck, someone knocks me down. Yeah. And you can't get back up. It's like, it's just sucks.

It sucks. It makes it in the game not playing it. When they first started playing, I got this online thing. I'll try to play something online. I literally, as soon as I touch the puck, someone knocks me down. And you can't get back up. It's like, it's just sucks. It's horrible. It sucks. It makes it in the game not playing it. When they first put the Jason game out, the other camp counselors could kill you. And then I'd be playing.

And then like some fucking kid would just hit me on the back of the head with a bat. And I'd be dead. And you can't restart. You have to watch the rest of the game. So I just watched this kid who killed me run around and they got rid of that and only Jason Killian now. Where's the awesome part? Because you're all you're talking about is shit that I know if I'm a camp counselor if you're a camp's counselor it's fucking awesome.

Oh, you got to repair the phones. You got it like you got it. It's like tense. It's tense is shit. Oh nice. Thank you. It's tense. It's states it's about five tips to play as Jason. It's Tensy, it's Tetsy's point of five tips to play as Jason. It's not going to help, I've looked. And then the other thing too is they have these tapes, they're called the Pamela Voorhees tapes and the Tommy Jarvis letters. We're randomly find it and they built out this storyline. It's like Farmer's daughter.

Yeah, and actually Adam's Reen wrote a bunch of... Remember Farmer's daughter? What? You're a big punk. Yeah, and actually Adam's green wrote a bunch of remember farmers don't Oh my god, I haven't thought about that game in 30 years And Adam Green wrote a bunch of them and I have never once found that you the one of them No, that's but Cain did the motion capture. It's a fun game if you're a counselor for me It's fucking a lot. It's tense like it's you get like nervous and shit because you because the music gets louder as Jason gets closer. So when you start hearing that Duh-duh-duh-duh you like oh shit, I mean

It's pretty fun. It's it's it's fucking daunting today. I think is your phone keep going off? Yeah, I think it's yeah Well, it's gonna yeah, it's gonna be all right's right. It's deck level face it. Oh, yeah, there's nothing you can't fix, right? So you won't hear any clicking in this episode. And if you do, you just want to add to Quinn and ask him what the fuck? But they're daunting. Like you buy a video game. And you're like, I would, I would, I would suspend you for a class for that, for that comment. If I was decklin'. Oh yeah? Yeah.

I got suspended from online podcasting class. Huh. If anybody would, right? You get sent a letter to Pam and here. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. I make you stay at the school for that comment.

Yeah, just me. I was like, you know, you're gonna the school for that comment. Yeah, just me Multiplayer multi play it's it's too daunting to like even like you get a new video game like you look at the controls And what they each of them do. I'm like how the fuck am I gonna remember all this shit? Yeah, I mean I'm good with first person shooters. They could be as complex as I like and I get it Something about sports games. You have to think too fast. I just can't do it. I guess the thing that's like that's kind of killed me, it killed my passion for video games because I can't play them.

They're too hard to, like you said, your response time needs to be instant. There is no time. Or else you can't do anything on the screen. And I, you know what, I was at the Bush Gardens. I saw this old school response time. I haven't seen one of these in decades and I was mesmerized by this fellow. He had a Rubik's Cube and he had his iPad and a real Rubik's Cube and he was sitting one row behind him and I was watching him. He would start, he would have his girlfriend or a sister start the

start the iPad timer. She would like fuck up the the Rubik's Cube. Give it to him. He'd be like and he was hand was like it was amazing. It's about 20. There's a guy on my crew that does it too. Unreal. Did you where you go at the Rubik's Cube? No, I peeled the stickers off and put them back on the correct order. Wow. Yeah, I was never. Wow, that's. Mama genius! Oh, our boy. You pulled the stickers off. Yeah. That's the real sign. You could at least have tried to get one sign. No, they didn't look good like because they always have like the bent corners that you could tell. You could tell. Someone's been there. Nobody was cool. It was just a monument to my shame.

We were going to dig in. The stickers never went on perfectly. No. So they were always cock-eyed like Bryce House. Yeah. I do a Rubik's Cube in my house, but no one will know if I put the stickers off. You're awesome. I never could do the Rubik's Cube either, but I was amazed that there's somebody still out there that has those skills.

And cares about it. And cares about it. Like it was water, the Rubik's cube The I was in bed bath and beyond and I saw they have the old Atari and the old Sega Genesis. Yeah Those like you don't want to exactly return to that Because that sucks like that shit sucked But the stuff today. I was really an article they said like Kit like people who play video games like the

test out video games they like peak at like 21 or something or 22. Yeah. Like after that your reaction time goes down. Oh dude I'm reading this book now called um fuck height ancient brains in a high tech world and it's all about how um social media and uh and phones and texting have fucking destroyed the human brain. Like I believe destroyed. And the book is, it's not some dude writing it like who's angry at the world. These are like scientists, that's sleep centers and thinking and think, think, think, fucking tanks and shit like that. It's, you don't even fucking know a healthy brain. Before you even get into all the phone shit,

peaks at like 23 years old, and then it's a fucking, like, it's weird, it's like this, the build up, build up, build up. You get to like 22, 23, right? It slows down, you hit 28, and it fucking moves. So you got a nice fucking down plateau. And then it zooms down, and then it evens out for about 20 years. And then it slowly starts going down. But the fucking, that cliff you fall off of from your 20s to your 30s is daunting, man.

It's fucking daunting. You look at that. It's over for us. You're reliving it. We're living in it. I maintain know that like all these, all like all these younger generation, especially the females. They're going to have a hard time when they got to put their phones down and raise children I think.

Dude, forget that. It's every single thing. People don't even know. It's what's happening. What's coming is an worldwide epidemic. Not that only females raise children. Right. I mean

But I was saying like you go from like living on your phone and then all of a sudden now you got to take care of a child 247 That's a big difference in Your lifestyle I don't know if I don't know if they'll be able to handle it I think a lot of kids are gonna get under What's the word? Like not given the proper attention that they would have needed. Well, they won't, if their mom or dad or whoever was paying attention to them instead of fucking check on Facebook

every three seconds, they'd be able to nurture them and teach them the shit they need to learn. They said they pop an iPad in front of them. They're addicted to the... I so they do. Yeah. Thank you front of them. They're addicted to the That's what they do Thank you for noticing that But the I think that like especially in those those real early years if post birth Um when it's blown out

that It's that's when you like so much attention has to be given to the care of a child. I don't know if they're going to have that ability. Oh, what is it? I have an ability to do fucking anything, dude. It's crazy. The book goes back, dude. It goes back to tell you how like how our brains work, back to why we think animals don't

think. What's the name of the book? It's called the ancient brains in a high tech world. He finished with it? Almost. Almost. Almost. You can have it. Well, I'd like to get the all over the world.

He's so studious with the podcast classes and now reading books. I think it's with this guy, the fucking scholar. It's depressing me. It's depressing. And the change the way you act or the way you behave. Oh, yeah. Really, yeah.

So because now I know, I now I'm aware that I'm addicted to looking at my phone and I know why and I and I can tell us why can you give us your can it's it's connected to like risk for ward you've basically short circuit of your brain To like that's right because like now when you look at your phone You get that rush that you just like instant gratification, you're getting information. Shit, that you just absolutely get. I'm never gonna fuck you.

No, no, no, it doesn't matter. It's never, it's like you, how often you look at the phone, how long can you look at social media? How it's all this old shit from when we were cave and trying to survive and release of chemicals. Now the phone is doing it when you haven't fucking done anything.

So instead of chasing down a master Don your fucking reading Twitter You're on Facebook and do you believe it? I know it's true. How do you know? Because I feel it I feel it and we have a chase down a master Don how do you know now? But I fucking but I but but he was in a pre-internet world. Yeah, what were you chasing down? And as a fireman, so they have your fine fires go off the Yeah, what were you chasing down? It was a fireman. So there you have your fine fires. Fuck off the chasing, so it beat them up maybe as a kid.

Chasing, pull those, but it's a little further than that. Oh, gratification. No. Instant if you're BQ. Dude, it's crazy. It's more instant than a fucking iPhone. Oh, yeah, I don't even need to press a button.

You should write a book about that shit. Oh. It's... Alright, so basically... I don't know how he wanted to go into it. There's a lot going on with it. We're good luck! Well, at this point, his money is enough. I would take his face and his bank account.

Anything I leave. Yeah, so what's the... How do you stop? Well, it's not yeah. So what's the, how do you stop? Well, it's not only that. It's like, we're breathing over everything. Like, it's, it's leads to depression, it leads to anxiety, because now if you don't check your phone, like put your phone down for fucking hour,

like most people, maybe not a buddy at this table, it's like, instantly this feeling that's, akin to when a parent gets separated from a child, like the same meters go off in your body. And the whole world is just fucking being funneled into this and it's getting worse and worse and worse. What's the, is there is there some sort of way to stop this or is it inevitable? It's just, it's past the point of no return.

There's a way to stop it. I don't think people do it. You gotta, you gotta be aware of it. You gotta be like, I'm not looking at my phone. I'm not, you gotta, you gotta understand that you're already addicted. But what's the harm though? If like... You're saying Walt Flanagan has an addiction.

I don't know if Walt does. But what's the, what's the, I usually want check in his phone this whole time. My phone's not there, he's my chair. Because I had to have you put it down there. I had to buzz in and beat him and fucking all sorts of but it's everything It's it's it's how like back in the day you used to go home from work You used to be with your family now if you don't answer a working mill at eight o'clock in night

Not only your piece of shit, but somebody else answers that email So now the competition for work is a job. It's everything. It's it dude It's this book is like basically like you're like we're just fuck they don't say it They had just like here are the facts come to whatever conclusion you're coming to What they say about this I haven't looked at my email since Probably the crews ended yeah, I think they'd be happy with that I think it's really like they're more concerned about the young generation Nobody cares about us. I know like he plateaued, he's falling off steadily.

Your brain's a shot. The white matter and your brain's already falling apart. Like your dog. I may. No? No. I don't think that I, I didn't have the phone to do. I had a flip phone for the longest time.

It doesn't matter that you had a flip phone at first, because fucking everyone had a flip phone at first. We're talking about smart phones. But I had a flip phone at first because fucking everyone had a flip phone at first. We're talking about smartphones. But I had a flip phone while all you fuckers were surfing the net. It's Ebay. It's how many times you check it out. Oh, Ebay is saying. It's everything.

It's everything. It's a, he came in today who's all mad about an Ebay thing. Don't mention it. No, no, no, you can mention it. It's not true. I'm just shaking my ginsets. Not true. Yeah. It, no, no, you can mention it. It's not true. I'm just shaking it because it's not true Yeah, it's a scary book man. It's scary because people are not going to

Well, I'm talking about I think that I think that this generation that's aging into a Parent to parenthood or like you know, I think they're gonna be have I think they're gonna have mad issues With what comes with having to raise a child and not be constantly on your phone or everything. You're talking about women like you said earlier, right? No. I'm talking about, well, traditionally it would be, it would be a woman, but not today, that would be both. Because I see it when I'm out and about,

I see the, I'm at the restaurant and I see like a really young baby and both mom and dad are really worried about the phone and not really paid attention to their, to like their like newborn basically. Yeah, right. I wish cell phones were around when I was a kid, so neither of my parents paid attention to me. I might have made it out right.

Right. Yeah, like nobody's thinking, nobody's, nobody's thoughtful anymore. And I don't mean an appalling though, that maybe there are people who are thinking and, and using the phone to, to great things, right? Or the internet to use? Well, that's what I'm saying, this book isn't like Paris really to just detown over by contest. That's the, that's the epitome of the sign of the, the sign of the, the fine of Western civilization was

Brian Bluele Horn and Seal was open It's a pretty eye opening book I'm glad I read I'm glad I'm I'm reading it. Is there any? Are you gonna be able to wean yourself off the cell phone addiction? That's our hope for you or I have already been successful Yeah, I noticed by the way, you don't answer text, bitch. Yeah, I'm telling you about gumbee and Pokey. I'm fucking true dude.

I'm telling you, I've taken a new approach, and what's more is like now when I'm doing it, I catch myself and be like, fuck, fuck, Brian Johnson, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I'd say should I, should me and Brian have a certain code, like a 9-1-1 answer this one? No, I'll answer you guys, I guess, from here on out. You haven't been out.

But a lot of the stuff I said. If you want to really expect an answer. I know. If I hold on, you should check this out. I want to expect an answer. Let me say this, not answering thing that you're bringing up suddenly last month I have. Not generally?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's just, I've had the most stressful month of my life. So I have, I've been like fucking completely unconnected I feel that you've gone but I'm back baby you that this will make a certain person feel much better yeah if you're going to say that you haven't been answering them because of your this this new found who is at first

wait let's make sure we want to make them feel better um no it's like I know somebody who goes out of his way to send you uh funny and um oh the same guy that's so much. He said to us group text and you've never once fucking weighed in on the group text. Well hold on. And I come in the morning and I'm like and I'm just like when are you gonna give up? He's never gonna answer your text. I said he doesn't give up on that. When he texted me one on one I answer him. He just Thursday November 16th and 9.27 pm.

I got a video of a robot doing backflips. He goes we are all fucked. My eyes will give up and let the robot overlords use our flesh as they please. This is Gidham. Fucking Johnson goes get him 2000 just became obsolete. Gidham replies This is all within two minutes. I can't even do a standing flip, but some immortal robot can even stare as a wall won't stop it. What am I supposed to say? Where's my handle on this conversation?

Three letters. Okay. LOL. LOL. I've never written that. I've never written LOL in my life. I'm gonna right now answer this L.O. Well, they were two weeks later. I can't. Sometimes it's just about even if you don't feel like answering it. You just got to acknowledge this guy. I'm just going to say like you know what? Because isn't that your responsibility? No! All day. Whoever texts you. This is what I'm talking about. This is what the world is all fucking worked up about.

Your ancient brain is trying to deal with this It's important again. I'm so it's gotta be important everybody. Yeah, that's the fuck a world we live in everybody if a man is the one person It's got a man in everybody Sometimes you just need to be recognized by your heroes. I'm not as hero or as friend Or as a quaint. Yeah Whatever no, I consider I do consider my friend, but what am I supposed to say to that? I got no bandwit for fucking leaping robots. I don't. It did look. Did you watch a video? Yeah, it looks pretty interesting. Yeah, but it looks like a

It looks like CGI or a person doing it like in a robot suit. It looks great, but yeah, why do you got answer? I answered for us. Now, the one had the even the text he should have sent to the group was the one he sent on Thanksgiving night. I just goodbye cruel. I think you want to thank him. He sent me a text on Thanksgiving night around 10 30 at night. He goes, I just pulled out to my house. There's there's all sorts of cops here. And I'm not a answer. And I'm like, and answer and I'm like whoa what the fuck's going on and you that and like and so far I'm like I wait five minutes and I'm like and what the fuck like what happened and he goes and then he writes back a half Our later. Oh a deer got hit. Oh

So it's a top shot up. I just got used to I mean, I never that's the first time in my life over at L.O.L I just got cues Texas. I mean, that's the first time in my life I've written LL. Even as a joke. So that's all he's getting from me. He feels good, right? He can always put a notch in his belt that you were his... You get him with your first LL. He will find some pride in that.

I know the man. He wrote something one on one that's actually pretty good. Lena Dunham is literally a waste of chemicals and oxygen. She would do more for this world if she would just decompose. He wrote that. Get a word that angry to me about. Lena Dunham. She's had the girls. She's the creator of that show girls on HBO.

Oh, I don't even know why he's a character. Yeah, that's because something. You know why he sent that to you? Cause. I don't even know this. Why is he care? Yeah, that's him. Lucky. That's because something came. You know why he sent that to you? Because you fucking kindred souls right there. Well, yeah, I'll tell you what, I was happy. I was, I was happy. I was happy.

Yeah. Dude, I was, I was like crazy when I found out all the shitchy caught. It was great. In the mouth. Yeah. I said Tom Steve, they would have. And let's talk a little bit longer about Gidham.

It's called the distracted mind, let's talk a little bit longer about GitHub. Oh, it's called the Distracted Mine, Nature Brains in a High Tech World. And it's by Adam Gazelli. This is a rare treat while we have Frank V here to talk about meundies, which I do through text message like all day, all the time with him, but today you can, do you have any meundies? Has your wife, has Mrs. V got any meundies?

No, not yet, she has not no What you waiting on I don't know what's what's the deal? What's a deal miss five? You like him going commando sexy motherfucker right here? Quicker access, I guess right Frank five you probably don't know this but every year millions of people received the least liked gift of all time Underwear, but we still give it to our family and love ones I gave my mom a thonglass Christmas. You seem to not love it But maybe it's not the underwear that's a problem. It's the kind of underwear

It was the fun it turned out to be the kind of Yeah, if you're giving her a Modell phone thong, maybe you would have but maybe would have turned out different like a yo Isn't that the time softer than a cotton. Yeah. That's why she was upset. Not because you had given her a phone. It was because I made it myself out of Berlin. That's what she got upset about.

They have a soft flexible talk about why you love me on these. How do you love one? There's it's the softest material on the planet. I got ice-faw sheets. I was up at Beth and Yannabin buying sheets lately and They had it's it was like the same kind of material kind of as meandies, but it just didn't Feel the same wasn't it just they they claimed it or it what or you just assumed it was like Satin and something oh yeah, you need more dowel. It was a cult. What's the model or model? It was like 13 and something. Oh, yeah, you need more dial. It was cool. What's the name of the model?

You need I mean I wish everything was made at a Mian D's produced every Like shirts pants Everything the whole ensemble shoes. Yeah, come on me and he's go with it They make the perfect gift that everyone is gonna love you for. That's true This year don't give underwear, give me undies. And if you wanna do that, you will get an exclusive 20% off the softest underwear and socks you will everywhere. Free shipping and 100% satisfaction guarantee,

go to meundies.com slash TESD, that's meundies.com slash TESD. It's a goddamn holiday miracle, Walt. All right, what about that was quick. That was good There's another one too huh? Yeah What's the other one? They're nice and short now after I complained about them being three pages long um Blue apron Who gets their monies worth out a blue apron more than you will, with the spices and all

this stuff they send. You love it, right? Frank Favre brought a, what is it, tomato pie? Tomato pie. That's a local delicacy. It is. Upstate New York. Upstate New York.

That's fucking ghetto pizzas, what it is. It's cold and there's no cheese on it It well, yeah, it's like the the sauces on top of the cheese and you eat it cold. So there's cheese underneath there Yeah, there's cheese in there. Yeah, what come no miss five is saying no You guys are cooking are you guys are from she doesn't cook? Yeah, you did tell a story about going to McDonald's and she She was You did tell a story about Gona McDonald's and she was created up to the counter in a half. So this chicken tastes like shit. I'm sure the guy's like, yeah, fuck did you think it was going to taste like?

It's nothing's good enough for me. Alright. Something's evidently shall settle for it. So what happened? What was the McDonald's guy deal for you after you complained? I ran a date. I was ready to go to teach my night class. And I called her up in her office.

And I said, I'm thinking of just going to McDonald's really quick before I go to my class. You want to come. Well, that's where you're going. And I said, well, yeah, that's where I have to go because I have to be at this class in a half hour. So I brought her and the minutes she got into the minute I brought her back to the school, it was not half complaining. I respect it. Well, what do you want? Is McDonald's, though? Well, it was, it was more about the company is what it should have been. It's not where it's not where you're eating or what you're eating. It's who's at the table exactly Yeah, I'm sure that's what you live by right

Table McDonald's make do bank bet good for you. Well, we got there and first you know She complained where we set so we had a move a couple of times and all fairness to miss five There's a next to a smelly homeless guy Who followed us and and then there was the one guy who burped in her face. I thought it was a baby. It was an adult. It was a kid.

It was an adult kid. An adult kid. It was a teenager. It was a teenager. And then her food she bit into, I was done by the title. Was it like a little hiccup or was it like a belch, where he's like, brrrr. Like right in her face? Did he enjoy anything about it. No, well, I was eating

Huh, I mean you guys I mean to be fair it is McDonald's I mean how much do you expect of decorum and manners and Appetizing food? Thank you. The post-script to it was funny though. She's like after she complained about the chick And she's like it tastes like shit. She's like after she complain about the chicken. She's like it tastes like shit She's like I'll take a cheeseburger. I just like that's gonna be better He told her it was through slummin with this chicken. Yeah, he literally told her it was old The guy McDonald's yeah, the man like you're told so he said he computed nuggets and gave you a cheeseburger He he copped he gave Mary chicken sandwich And he said what would you like? It's just give you a cheeseburger because I just wanted to go

He's like well, how about a quarter pounder? I'm like no just a cheeseburger. He goes well I'll give you a two. Because there's a quarter pounder sitting up on that thing. So my time she came back with her food. I was already done and ready to go. Yeah. I said well you have to worry about you that's why you should have blue apron. Yeah. Ready to. Ready to roll at a moment's notice in the office. And if anybody could cook or they make it easy for anyone, then I definitely need it. Yeah, it is. It's the leading meal kit delivery service in the US. And while people may know what we do. And while many people know what we do, many don't know about the other types of meals you eat

when you cook with the waitress. I don't know what that sentence means. You're not just having burgers for dinner, mis-five. These aren't just regular old McDonald's burgers. You're making short rib burgers with a hoppy cheddar sauce on a pretzel bun. Now that's what you'd like to become accustomed to. Not this dog shit ghetto food that he's bringing out for.

And basically, you're getting what you pay for. I mean isn't it she's bringing like a dollar or something? Literally a dollar or am I doing it anymore? Oh so you guys are you guys are frequent McDonald's uh you know that you go that the dollar menu no longer exists. Yeah. They also use counterfeit coupons. They also use counterfeit coupons. Free five was... Anyway, they could get free food. They say the food stinks at tarval.

There's people burping in my face. Can I just give you a free food burger? They don't want to drink. They don't want to free food at the time. Keep going to different McDonald's. Their pictures are definitely hanging up in the play-break room. You're going to be preparing seared steaks, Frank V, with thyme pan sauce and mashed potato green beans and crispy shallots, all in under 45 minutes without a trip to the grocery

store. Want to know some general blue apron facts? I mean, who doesn't? Yeah. Blue apron is the number one fresh ingredient recipe delivery service in the country. Their mission is to make incredible home cooking accessible to everyone. In front of all these points, it says blue apron. I guess that's like the repetition.

They're trying to really hammer it home. That it's blue apron, I suppose. So just put blue apron in front of all the shit I'm about to say. The way apron. Yeah, they achieve this by supporting a more sustainable food system, setting the highest standards for ingredients and building a community of home chefs. Blue apron. Offers three meal plans.

The two person meal plan meals that serve two people. Well, yeah, choose from eight new recipes per week with a choice to receive two or three recipes any week. The labor. The family meal plan that serves four people. Choose from four new recipes a week with choice to receive either two, three or four recipes any week. The labor. Wine plan. Now, can you get behind this wall? T totaler. Six bottles of wine from renowned wine makers delivered monthly. You could be like Johnny Depp, you're the Johnny Depp of Mom with Coney. I wouldn't have no need for the wine plan, but I know that's a big thing with people. They love wine people. They have a glass of wine I've heard it makes I've heard it it makes your taste buds even more like it helps you it like gives you refined palate almost

right oh hey thanks for joining us fuck out we're over here fucking paying the bills we're just doing it we're just doing an ad real quick. Makeup and one of the billion makeup ads we have to do. We're still 999 million. All right, so any more, any more. Frank five, what the fuck? Come on, we're up done here. Sea monthly recipe sheet for current recipes. Although it doesn't appear that they gave it to me.

So just go to blueaporn.com and you're going to see it there. There's not even a fucking code on this. There's no one. No one has. Terms and conditions apply. I'm assuming it's blue apron dot com slash TSD, but it seems to be only one page here. A blue apron with a with they have something with that be an upstate in New York that tomato pie. Would that be something that I don't think for fancier that that's like something

that you see the blue apron van in the rich neighborhood you know I say yeah not where people are like come on man just to make the difference the trick and so stop shooting me all right blue apron dot com slash TSD that's blue apron dot com slash TSD. Oh, thank you. Terms and conditions as usual. Definitely apply. Of course. I don't want to be, I don't want to sound like an old man, but I don't want to say I'm a man.

It's too late. But I do wonder if it's the if Bill Gates and the people, and who's the other guy that got it died. Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs. I wonder if they, no Michael Dellin, I love for him. I don't know who that is.

Dell computers. Oh, okay. All right. I wonder if they will be remembered in the same vein as like the one of the most evil men in the world. Like, will they be will they be our generation titler? All right. Thanks. Yeah. I don't get to look like what? I give those guys money to make a pod. I keep literally give $80 million to Alzheimer's research last week He's as nobody has nobody really cares about in this country But he also gave us a technology to become Virtual zombies though without without that technology who knows how much better a society would be right now No, well, and how bad it's going to get in the future

I'm not talking about in our lifetime will be looked upon as well And not his life, and he'll never have to worry about it. But I'm talking about like, I'm talking about like three or four generations ahead of us when it's really, really bad. Will we look upon them not as the tech geniuses, but as the evil geniuses?

I know, you may be right. I'll tell you why, because there's, in 2017, there's no personal accountability two centuries from now With phones and all this other shit people will be like just like now everyone then was a jerk Nobody knew what the fuck they were talking about what's the statue of Brian Quinn what the fuck practical jokers? Let's not get the fuck down. No not mine. I wouldn't That should be preserved. I said tell see the name then I missed that more

Yeah, go ahead what the fuck go on say it Like I don't know if you're building up to something no no no because you saying Tom Steve Dave means I then have to go home Oh, man, what do we just stay here all night? Yeah, we want to set the world's the raw record for the most Oh man, what do we just stay here all night? I'll do it. What do we talk about that? Yeah, we want to set the world's, the raw record for the most hours and seconds of body. Oh Adam Green does 48 straight hours every year for Yorky thing, so we'd have to go longer than that.

And he did set a Guinness Book World record. Did he, so he'd be taking it from Adam? Yeah. Let's do it. What can we do for some meaningless charity? Just for our charity. We'll just do it for us. Yeah, just for our, just to get. We'll do it. What can we do it for some meaningless charity? Well, it's for our charity. We'll just do it for us. Yeah, just for our just to get We'll do it for the hearts. So we would have to we would do it in the store or we'd have to do it too. We're just coming in shifts. We have guests come in while that's cheating Adam Adam and his Adam and Joe do it like they said there

But going going back to that like staying up too long like the I remember when me you and heart's grow We stayed up for three days, we stayed up for 72 hours. By the end of that 72 hours, you can't think straight. I was like, I was, I remember Edgar was trying to show, probably not the greatest thing to do on, missing 72 hours of sleep was, he's trying to show me something on the lawnmower, like, and I remember sitting there, I was like squatting and just like my eyes were closing and I was like, crazy. And then after this sun, I'm gonna say I had to put up a shelf.

Yeah. I'm like, Tell them Steve Day. There you go. Get your shit, Seedra, go home. Hey, Declan, you should also offer in these courses how to make though, how to make Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You know, that's more content than you know like you know, but that's like he could that he would be he was on the on the front line So like you know making me on these trend and Seeki I mean he was there

Like why are you taking it from him? He never had it They're real quick wanted to do an ad for For the tell them Steve TSD TV still available digitally The hottest new channel I was looking at Twitter people seem to really like some happy for it and because they wanted to do more right no No, no, no, no, that was that was not because it wasn't fun to do because we really didn't really do anything That was all Harris Conn who did it all I can't imagine he wants to do it again, but let's bask in the glory of this one though. Okay.

I can look low of this. All right. But I'm already looking down the road, baby. I didn't realize, I thought physical media was dead. Everyone told me that nobody wants physical media. I got to apologize. No, I'm not talking to you. No, but I was one of the people who was like, why the fuck? No. I can't believe it. No, I was just like, I feel like people don't

really care about I do, but I just felt like people didn't, but it's okay to be wrong because we can fix it people. Go right now. Hopefully, while hopefully when this drops, they'll be restocked. We have some blu-rays back at the merch table site They are not signed though. We're not gonna we're gonna rush them right from production right to the fulfillment house These won't fortune won't be signed who signed them the first time Everybody everybody except the Ming was who was involved with the TSD TV I got to sign up but Ming was never around to sign them Okay, but this time we're gonna go if you want it.

We got that Sunday Jeff, which is rare. On the last batch. Yeah. Yeah, but this new batch that we're trying to sell right now. No. No signatures. Yeah, but we'll also have to drop the price a little bit too. For instance, there's no signatures.

Okay. We'll drop the price. Dollar ten off. I'm driving that freeway. Yeah, so if you go there now, they should be in stock. And if they're not in stock, I'm sure you'll be able to order it, but it'll probably ship within well, well, well, well, well, well, an advance of Christmas. We have heard the cries for more physical media, and we are going to answer it.

You're going to go to my school and go to what merch table.com or tell them Steve Dave.com. If you go to, if you go to tell them Steve Dave.com and you click on the link to merch table, it'll take you there or just type in Google tell them Steve Dave merch table. There's also a link there. Did anybody in any white trash get into fights over them? Do you know I'm Black Friday?

Because that I would like to see somebody with like eight copies versus... Does that make you happy to see physical media still so after? Is that... Are you...? Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I like it. It was VHS. I think it's coming back though. I think that people want to own and hold things. Especially this one because it has beautiful artwork by Harris. It's well designed. There's so much thought into it that the disc isn't... Is the poker tape... It's not shiny. No, no, the chis...

It has artwork in the poker tape. And it looks like the poker tape that we sit at. I mean, so much thought and care was put into this. I want to allow it... As many people as possible to order. This will be one time printing, so if you want it, go order it now and you have something you want to say, or if I could?

No, I just thought Final Cast 3, if we ever do it, should be a green disc like the felt table. Nice idea. Oh, that's all I need to start thinking about Final Cast 3, even though we like to go five years between those. I thought we had an idea. Did we?

No, but maybe an idea of the content, but the actual physical capital green. The green felt, yeah. That's nice. And then the repress will be the phone face white as per use. Mm-hmm. All right. The skulls are also available still?

Oh, yeah. At the merch, they were like, get your skulls, please. It's your holiday skulls. You could find a pocketbook. It's a pocket-buyous skull. Boy, we appreciate it. This is the It's your holiday skull. You could find it in your pocketbook. It's a fucking buy a skull. Boy, we appreciate it. This is the curse of the fucking skull.

Well, I don't know why you put your back into it. It's an evil object. It's cursed. I thought I could monetize it. I thought there was nothing I couldn't monetize. I was wrong. It's not over yet. Check out merch table for T-shirts picturing Hitler. That's the same.

See you in the life, I'm a commoditizer. Check out merch table for t-shirts picturing Hitler Evil I thought I could monetize Even if there's someone doesn't even know what Tom Steve Davis giving them a Prussian kissing skull Yeah, put this on your desk the office a grand bag You give the person at the office that You are gonna be talked about amongst the office forever. Is there a j's secret Santa? Do you guys do that? Now we just buy each other. Like cars. Yeah, and everybody gets a car.

Yeah, he's like, he's like, it's the Joker! He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I'm serious, I get a car.

He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, Yeah, now now you'll buy anything for crafty

Cravley your stacks every day. Have you seen the craft on a brand new actually happy to deserve anything now? It's fucking horrible. I think I think we We can afford to like if Tom Steve Dave like I know Declan's getting a skull this year for Christmas. Yeah J Sarge getting a skull this year for Christmas. Yeah. J Sarge's getting a skull this year for Christmas. What you got to do, if I may, let's move these skulls. You should definitely wrap up skulls for both of your girls. Maybe don't put them in those boxes.

Since they packed like a thousand of them at one point. That would be amazing. I get, I got it. Okay, you got to wait for the skulls. I got to wait and move some skulls. How many would you say we have left? Too many, otherwise we wouldn't be talking about that. Well, I'm talking about like disastrous levels.

Well, all right. Let's say, it could shut the podcast down. I know it's more than this, but just for a number. Let's say we have 100 left. I know we have more than that. I wish. I'm just saying I'm 100 right now. All right.

So the question that I get asked constantly is why do I wear a ring? I get that all the fucking time. People always like, why do you wear a ring on your right hand? Why do you wear a ring? Why would anybody ask you that? I want to fuck to anybody care what I wear. Is that mean something in the real world? Yeah, it does. what does it mean?

Well, I don't know okay, I don't say but Something to you. Yeah, well you bought me the ring in Chicago, right? To the to the to society is having a really no, I don't think so no, you did you put on a navy beer Why we were strolling around. You guys were trying to be in 2017, bro. If I like dick, if I could stomach dick, I would marry, oh my God, I would marry him.

It would be pretty awesome. Oh, it would be the best. I'd be a better boy. I can't even stomach. I like, I take a piss, I have to hurt my eyes. It's just gross looking a dick. So, you've been looking at the wrong dick. Yeah, maybe you just need to look.

A little gazed into the eye. I was the only one I've ever seen, so. Ah! People! Maybe it doesn't look like it's over. Maybe, maybe, maybe, yeah, maybe you just got, did you show the doctor? I know you showed the hair I asked, did you show the other side?

I didn't flip around, no, I didn't. Maybe there's something going on down there. I know you showed the hair yesterday. Did you show the other side? I didn't flip around No, I didn't maybe there's something going on there. I stopped trying Yeah, that's entirely true. Yeah, the rest of these disappeared Why would I be the only person? Did you know the alpha man the only thing that wasn't this figured was his penis? That's true. Yeah, that is true All right, well then I got that working Maybe then I got that working. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I have a like, let's see a secret here. I know you're talking about a ring.

Okay, no, no. Forget the secret, but just people always say, notice that I wear a ring. Like, God, I never noticed it. Really? No. Well, you're not a big fan of IJ, I guess. So, maybe I just, I'm maybe I just

have some anal fucking lunatic. That's all. Hold on. Slow down. You better put it in the better. You got to say that for it. You know, lunatic that's all. Hold on, sit down. You gotta sit up for it. You know, lunatic's your... You're doing it over here, man. Dark ball. I'll take 10% of what I've in the numbers,? So in this example, 10, I'll get 10 rings, right? And I'll wear them on an episode of IJ.

At the same time. No, no, different episodes, different times. And then we'll send them to merch table and we'll put them in random boxes. Ooh. Of the thing, this way, if you order a skull, there's a 10% chance that you're gonna get a screenworn ring.

Where do you must have been thinking? How did you just think of this on the spot? You had to be thinking about this for a long time. This is just off the cuff. Off the cuff, yeah. Let me just think of rings, though. Well, first I thought half, but I was like, I'm not going to fucking go through 10 hats. I bought them.

I bought them a grosser ring. How much of the rings value that? Well, it's not going to be the same ring. It'll be all ring. Okay. The TSD ring. It'll be all ring Okay, the TSD ring Do we have TSD? I can get them made. I got get a mzipal ring made that now is more expensive Maybe there's some maybe there's some guy out there that's willing to donate 10 rings

We'll give him a shout out on the podcast. Okay. Well 10 being the number that we came up in this example Well, okay, then we would need a used kind of thing. I don't want to ask the guy to make it, you know, 500 rings though. No, okay, so. So let's just do 10 rings. We can move, yeah, fucking move 10 skulls. Now we're in this.

So we need, yeah, we need 10 free rings. No, it's like a prize in a box. But it's a prize and a box Will you dress like a sailor and in fact after I wear the ring on the show all right down What bit I wore it on and the date little certificate of authenticity little handwritten note I wore this in this episode and this bit well not the episode because I don't know what episode it goes into This is great. It's a good but a great If I wore it in the bit at supermarket, all right, wore this in the supermarket bit

Okay, and then we put it in the box. All right, all right So I don't know if the zip-o guy who made the zipper ring great guy I don't know if he's still listening or if anybody out there knows how to make some rings Well, I can just go by 10. Oh, I mean these are these are delivered by the ants though Right, but it seems like that's gonna take months and months as opposed to this one which we had People ordering skulls on the way home and get 10 rings and so we're gonna I can get it from like Jared or are we talking? No, no Jared the jeweler are we gonna go what we're we're talking level of they no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'ll wear them on the ring finger. Well, it's gonna fit your fingers

So it won't fit theirs. Yeah, my middle finger too. Which is my fattest finger. Yeah, boy So anyway, you know, I just go fuck a Bible or a well And if you can yeah, yeah, give out one of the skulls at the officeray. We'll get back to you on the ring. And if you can, yeah, yeah, give out one of the skulls at the office party. You'll be definitely be the hitter to party. All right, so I'm like, get the rings. Get the rings. Definitely get the rings. You'll be the hitter to party and looking for a new job in early 2018. I have fun and school today I play smatchers Stanley wasn't into a play with freeing state Stanley came in and it went to the office

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