Tell Em Steve-Dave - #359: Blue Ballz 4 Kidz

Episode Date: December 16, 2017

Is midnight too late to text your tailor? Q throws shade at Emeril. TESD considers taking the Tim Tebow challenge. Music: Blind Divide - Pathfinder

Somebody said you want to be Tim Tibo. Somebody said I threw a lower hole from it. Could you be a Taylor Q and another life? Could you see yourself working in fabric? What's that one flavor that really makes you go, um, glad I got taste buds. Like a manger like salt. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. What a night. Q the December 7th, nine out tonight tonight tonight. Tonight's meaningless.

Yeah, it's about to say day, it's not really exciting. I got a, on my birthday, I got a text from Walt Flanagan. I'm curious about, you're feeling on this philosophy. It came at 3, 250 in the morning, I think. A lot of sides of it. It was pretty loud.

I was going to bed and I was like, I realized, look, my phone realized the date had turned over from the 6th to the 7th, 3 hours prior, and I remembered it was Brian's birthday. So you got out of the way early. Yeah, I was like, you know, take care of this now. Brian, don't worry about it tomorrow. Yeah. But what if you wake up? Ah, fuck it, you're cheering. You don't want to turn your phone off? No, of this now. Right. Sorry about it tomorrow. Yeah. But what if you wake up?

Ah, fucking. You don't turn your phone off? No, of course not. So you let it do you? Actually, I sleep with your buds in. So who's fault is that? Someone text you. So I don't know the other person.

I think the person who should know you don't text people at three in the morning. Oh, there's a texting protocol? I didn't. It wasn't aware of this. Oh, absolutely. I mean, it's probably the same harbor as a phone call. There's a phone call. Sure. No way. It's an interruption. It's an interruption. No, no, no, no, no. It's a phone call. If I called you at three o'clock in the morning, be like, Hey, happy birthday. Yeah. That would be a lot different than a text. It would be. It doesn't

mean either are appropriate at three in the morning. Like one's just slightly more inappropriate than the other, right? As far as the time, I don't mind. I don't know. I personally don't mind. You text me, you text me. If you were texting like your tailor at fucking 3AM, I'd be weird, but you're fucking long. Well, that was probably his next text to his tailor. Yeah, I got the tailor away at midnight.

I think midnight's even too late to be texting the tailor. Oh, the tailor. Yeah. I don't, you know what? I think midnight's even too late to be text to the tailor. Yeah. Oh the tailor. Yeah. I Don't you know what I Subscribe to the theory if you know what if you have a if you have a phone and you don't want to be disturbed by a text Then silence it then but what if just like your regular home phone What if someone calls? Yeah, like what if there's some sort of emergency or somebody really needed to get a hold of you Okay

It's possible, but I would think is there such thing as emergency text if it's an emergency call the call on the phone So you're saying shut off my text alert Silence the text alert, but not the way the ringer on that would make that would make a look I think so yeah, I guess you shut off alerts. Oh, yeah, go to messages and just no alert. Right. Yeah. Yeah, so it's my fault. You know, I apologize. You really? Yes, I guess it won't begin to text the what is 51st birthday? No, because I'll be dead. Taylor? If I, what would I have a need for a Taylor?

I don't know. You don't get anything tailored? Never had anything tailored in my life. Never hemmed? Nothing. The stitch? Well, maybe like maybe when my mom had like jeans or something back in the day, if they were a little bit too long, she'd pin them up or something.

I think they need a a long time since I've had a hem in anything. Taylor's got to be a dying industry, right? Except for like, upper echelons. Like people who were working in business suits and... I don't think so, I think Taylor's a kind of another green thing. Yeah, you think, where's it like the nearest Taylor mom? How many Taylor's in mom's county, you think? Well, you got the Chinese one up the block,

me, the post office, they still around. That's a dry cleaning, right? Yeah, but they have tailors that work in there. Oh, okay, so you mean you just can't make a living just being on the tail, you got to offer the dry cleaning and the whole range. I think so, I think. I think, yeah, but I, you know,

and obviously, your city centers be they'll be dedicated to others it's got to be uh... sure thing about the warring anywhere there's uh... there's a macy's or or yes i'm saying that i think it's for the it's a rich man's uh... is keeping that those guys are not macy's are or any of that's considered rich no definitely is not you're only getting suits at this point tailored right no one's getting their normal everyday clothing No, man gets his tailored right he gets

I get jeans hemmed you do Otherwise they drink into the the heel and they get all the fucking dirt and piss from like urinals and shit on So you go in with your jeans on and he does if If they need them, I don't do it like, as a jean comes in, I'm like, here we go. That's mostly I go in my underwear. But if I put them on and they're a little long, yeah, then I'll get them. Is this again, like I said,

the rich man's keeping the tailor afloat. I mean, come on, how many people you think are going to get their jeans? Most people are. I think any pair of pants that don't fit the are too long people get fixed. If I were to say to you that I would wager that 9.9% of the listening audience has never had their genes altered by a tailor. Would you think that that was outright? Would you think that percentage wasn't high enough? You're drilling down the genes on like pants in general. I will not say suits. I can't

I'm going to be outside of suits. I'm going to leisure wear leisure wear. Yeah, so so so Just pants for the day. Be a jeans be a cacky be a Borderline could get a belt. Yeah, and and hike it up and hike it up. You think only less than 10% of the audience would get a fix in the event that it was dragging on the ground? I know that I wouldn't. Well, how expensive are your jeans, Q? How much will you leave us?

I don't know, like 50 bucks. Yeah, that's it. So you pay no, you pay just as much for the alteration, then, probably. No, no, really. I mean, maybe that'sation, and probably. Um, no, not really. I mean, maybe that's why you've been staying out of tail. Is that the guy who has like $7. Oh, you don't go your jeans on and he does a little, he does, what the chalk and should, he doesn't put his hand on and ask where you're, where you lean or where you

are. You're still thinking about that other. Yeah, it's just the company. The suit company or the other. What was the way? Is your member phone? No, I'm not like that. You're talking about talking about like like if I was getting the jeans like all like cut open and re-altered and shit but no this is just a him okay they just pin them up and I so I was it running you like six six seven bucks? How does a tailor's thing business then?

with that maybe more people are going then you think now I'm sure it like mostly it's not jeans it suits and shit yeah I would say so. I've got in shirts, like shirts that I liked tailored. Like if I bought them and they were too big, then I would go and they'd like take them in. They never really fit the same though. If it's been tailored. Yeah, it just doesn't have the same.

I'm sure it's been the same since you got them tailored. Well no, no, no, no, I mean like, as like when I grew down into them, wait, what? Wait, what? That's what a tailor does. Could you be a tailor queue in another life? Could you see yourself working in fabric? No, that's not so. I don't think that's something that I've ever heard. How does your member look like? A member of fabric, man. I see a member's on the left. Let's make it right. You can make it move to the right price.

907 bucks. Regular. Where is my tailor job? 10 plus 10 dollars. It's a mall street. It's in an alley behind the tail. You've tricked people into thinking you're the tailor. I got like a team measure around my neck.

Nothing else. You said the same thing about cobblers though. You said cobblers are a dying breed. Well, yeah, I think anybody who works in these old world professions are there there are far and few between now this is once they were back in the turn of the century. I want you to cobbler on broad street not too long ago I mean I'm sorry my I'm a street for what shoes that you need worked on these these boots these boots right here I got heels put on because I mean because the the like these are the ones. I got I got new heels put on these because they were like the way I walked the like drag down and show how long do you do your, uh, do your heels last?

These, um, certainly longer than if Ming gets his hands on a pair of heels, but um, I guess, I don't know, like maybe eight months, 10 months or so. If I, if I, if I wear them a lot, if I don't wear them a lot, months, 10 months, somewhere in there. That's it? If I wear them a lot. If I don't wear them a lot. Well, how much is a new heel cost? I think it was like 70. $70. How much is a boots?

A boots are like 400 something. Damn. I'm going to die with these boots on. Yeah, he's died with his boots on. All right. Seven, four, how much did you say his boots were? These are like 450, but I like it I wear them all the time I've worn them for years

You better love them, not like them I just hate them But they build also like I got some patches sewn on my my vest. Yeah, it's like ten dollars a patch Those are so expensive. It's no matter how big or small the patch is ten bucks. I'm like this fucking crazy Like you want six patches sewn on it's gonna cost you sixty dollars. Yeah, that's is they're more expensive than the Heming like I don't get it Yeah, I had get them so some patches on for me And he finally did it. No, well that was the first wave and then I thought I had I thought I had my tailor And then I brought so I went patch crazy on eBay buying all these great patches and they're still not on my bag

You barely have a common book what store worker you think? Oh, I know. Oh, this is they're still not on my bag. You barely have a comic book store worker. You think I'll tailor out a little bit of a book? Oh, this is early on when I first tired him. And he was like a young go-getter. And he was like, I'll cut those patches on sir. And then he got lazy and comfortable. Overly comfortable. He was already lazy.

He was just like easing you into it. Yeah. So it's been over here. I'm sure there's plenty of listeners He was already lazy. He was just like easing you into it. So it's been over here. I'm sure there's plenty of listeners who jump the chance to put so my patches on maybe. Maybe maybe there's a tale of it or something. You know, who does it? The guy Bruce, the guy who who makes the patches, the guy you normally do the patches with his girlfriend or wife, I remember which one she soes patches on so you could like she can be your teller you mail your shit to her I mean she's just did it for him you mean or mean she's no he told me that she does it she can do it well this is on leather so if she can

do it on leather I'm assuming she can do it that might be why they're more expensive because everything I've had so dawn has been leather yeah but that is it's probably a leather upcharge on has been leather. Yeah. A bit to that is. It's probably a leather upcharge. Yeah, right? What would you rather be, Q? A guy who works on heels, I don't think it's called copper.

Yeah, it's copper. Cobbler or a tailor, if you had to even... Probably a tailor, I think in my own life, there'd be a wider benefit range than just hammering on heels. Yeah. Both would be pretty mundane, huh? be a wider benefit range than just hammering on heels. Heels. Yeah. Both would be pretty mundane, huh? Well, I can never really get excited, huh?

I mean, what's the... Not like a comic book store. Why? I mean, I just... What would you make of it? Yeah, I know it is. It is how you treat the day. How you conquer the day.

It's like, it says a lot about how your day's gonna go with the old, it's all attitude, but I would have to think just putting heels on shoes would become pretty mind-numbing and it would not be a job, I think that would be. Do I work for someone else or am I having my own shop? No, maybe you start out as an apprentice and then maybe like 30 years later

you get to open your own place. So I'm 71. You're living on substance wages for 30 years. You just don't roll right into your own place. You got apprentice and takes time. Yeah, that's our, you're the whole trades, man. I don't know. About it.

I could, the apprentice part, I don't think think I could do but if I had my own shop setup I looked a couple of YouTube videos how to do this shit I just sat there all day and I chilled out until someone walked in and hammered up pair heels on I'd be right with it. Yeah, like a cobbler apprentice or a tailor apprentice seems like that seems like a thing of the past Yeah, unless you grow up in that like like if your dad's past. Yeah. Unless you grow up in that, like if your dad's a tailor or something, then maybe you grow up in that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how the tailor world works. Secretive. It's like the little night kind of. I don't think it's secretive at all. I just think nobody just stop giving a fuck about it.

Yeah. I like keep your secret bitch. Yeah. That's interesting to hear you say that though, because like the text that came in at three in the morning, which is well passed, you know, the acceptable time, was happy birthday. You're 50 years young. Now, young was in capitals. Yeah, I wanted to make sure. This fucking optimistic brother fucker at three in the morning. Yeah.

You would vote for like a pretender. Yeah. I want to make sure he makes me funny. Oh, I know. Yeah. Even in the haze of fucking being half asleep, I got it. Well, isn't that all about mindset? I mean, if you, and I've heard people say this, it's mind over matter. It's everything about how you treat your age

if you let it rule you. Right. If that were true, then no one would ever die. Because there's some pretty positive people out there that are like, I don't care if I'm 100 and 10. Well, I don't think it's about like being immortal. It's about accepting the changes that come with like dignity

and grace and yeah, I accept those changes 30 years ago. And Eric, just the grace and dignity part. I think he's getting that funny. You welcome the challenge of your age now. You're showing the world that what a shadow. Don't count me out. You should better than you have in them. I got it in since 40.

Yeah, you got a shadow preconceived notions of what a 50-year-old man can do. Okay. And what, what am I doing that anyone? Well, that's the thing. I think mostly people beg, we've seen guys older than you do this. Why are you posting? What's with the Brackadot show? Well, I guess for you to figure out, like, what is something is something that like I can't believe he did that at you know at That at his age that's you know and you definitely not serial killer because everyone would believe a white guy in their fifties

Oh, you know, I guess you just find that thing that like most people would be like I can't believe he did that 50 with look at that. He's a junior apprentice to a tailor 50 he's defying the you know the definitions of people would be like, I can't believe he did that. 50 with look at that. He's a junior apprentice to a tailor. 50. He's defying the, you know, the definitions of his age. So that like that marquee mark movie where he, he, uh, he becomes the football player? Oh, well, invincible. Yeah. Yeah.

Like how old was he? Like 30 something? Uh, I don't know if it was the age so much. It wasn't his age. That was the reason why he defied the odds is because he was a walk on he came in for a tryout he had never played football before i've never played before no never played organized football and he made the special teams uh... squad

what special teams what does that mean kickoffs like you go down and you think on a kickoff so he was on he's on the team that i didn't see the movie seven i don't know the story i don't think it could ever be done today in the world of specialized scouting and everything that you're just gonna have first off no teams ever gonna have just tryouts if or anybody can just show up and have a tryout right it's not gonna happen I guess maybe for insurance reasons also but and it's like why are we bothering like who are we really going to find right like I mean it all the upper elite athletes You know have are we're in school we would have seen them There's not a chance that there's some guy working in a bar that could make the team

And they're not like that happened in the 70s though It happened it happened. I mean you could I mean you could go me I mean I wouldn't say professional football, but there's definitely semi-profile football that would probably have to open try it so you can go and do it Why am I playing football? I never played football in my life. I can't throw a spiral. I have a fake knee Can I just be the fucking 50-year guy who wins the lottery because it's way more likely? Let me be like I'm here. I'm sure I'm 50 but 50 years young. I was introduced briefly to Tim Tibo the other night won't you met Tim Tibo? Yeah. We are in Manhattan. We're at the same place. And somebody said, you want to meet Tim Teebo?

Somebody said it through a glory hole. So that was your only introduction to Tim Teebo. Was from what I said? Yeah, really. So I rarely ever say hello to people. Like, when I get get that I almost never go But I was like oh, yeah, and they were like hey Tim. This is the guy from a patch. Well, it was a Cute the guys fucking enormous

I he never I never looked it to me like I've made because he was always fucking kneeling in that position He didn't play on one day. Yeah He's always fucking kneeling enough. Is he gonna whatever? He didn't play on one knee. Yeah, yeah. That was big, but... If he wanted to meet you in the bathroom and you came in, he was on one knee.

Yeah. Are you suspicious? What type of bathroom? It was like a single person bathroom. He is a virgin, Brian. Oh, good for him. Does he have that tail? Why don't people brag about that when they're older?

Hey, guess what? I don't get any pussy. I never got any pussy. Like, who the fuck cares? He's defying the virgin. Yeah. Then he's gay. You're older. Hey guess what? I don't get any pussy. I never got any pussy. Like who the fuck cares? He's still a virgin. Yeah. Then he's gay. Then he's gay. He's gay. Do you? Just be gay. There's nothing wrong with a Tim Tivo. The guy's like 40 years old. He's like, I'm still a virgin. Fuck you. Get out of here. Right. Come on. He can be religious. But that's like next level religion where it's like

Yeah, because fucking sex and women have brought so much joy into your life You're right It's so sad to actually go to church Like everybody yeah, I was talking one of the guys I'm a crew about this recently, like every, almost every orgasm is just like an incinerate. Oh, I can't believe you're saying that. Yeah. Why would you say, why?

Well, what would, what would he, he's fucking, I think it was from, what did I guys say? He's 30 years old, he's fucking you. Like, he's 30. But, don't confuse being a virgin with being a celibate though. 30 years old. Fuck you. Don't confuse being a virgin with being a celibate though. Okay. So what does that mean? Oh,

I mean, you do other things. You just can't do that. Okay. So what religion is he that this caveat was introduced? You know, probably 10, 20 years ago. Well, what that's there's no caveat? There's always caveat. That's the Catholicism is the virgin Catholicism is the fucking had a tracian that's what that's what that's what that's what the ass you know what I'm talking about you're just the yeah you're just trying to be a smart ass trying to be provocative you think at, it's all to you about that. You're actually being too provocative. Oh yeah. Yeah. When you, um, it's called what's it called? I guess it's called

um, what's it called when you, uh, Jerko give up? No, when you just do stuff in the cart. Want to die. Oh, he can pet. He could do some heavy petting. Heavy, real heavy petting under the jock strap. Can she? I mean, I don't know what the rules are, man. Because remember there was that spade of stories about teenagers having an anal because it circumvented the third and third urban myth. Just like the sort of lot of movies. Just like the parties with the colored bands on it. Yeah, I think put on by Pornos Studios.

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We're put on a show. We're put on a show. We're put on a show. We're put on a show. We're put on a show. We're put on a show. We're put on a show. We're put on a show. We're put on a show. And I, you know, I should be, I should really be talking to Melissa and my mouth here because I'm not sure if he's still maintaining his version. He was not around any women when I saw him. There were no women around him. Yeah. Well, did you see him in the gay bar?

Cause it's probably where he would hang out. Right. What were you doing at a gay bar? I mean, the drinks are pretty good. There. And fuck it. I don't see it. I've got a husband trophy.

But nobody likes him too. Nobody wants him anymore, right? He's kind of like he was too outspoken. Did he go to baseball? He tried baseball. Because nobody wants to hear about your fucking religion. Throw a ball. That's what people care about. That's what you're good at. Throw a fucking ball. Otherwise go preach. Why, but when, but other people are allowed to preach. No, nobody should be preaching. These guys at the end, going to want their mom although I want to thank God, Jesus and Baba, that's preaching. And all that other shit. Yes, it's like fuck you. Like, yeah, Jesus gives a fuck. God gives a fuck if you guys

win or throw a fucking ball the right way or kick a fucking thing, like kick a ball through these two fucking posts. Whatever the fuck, yeah, me and Tim Tebow are both gay because I don't know about football. They're a bunch of fucking morons If you really believe that with all this shit going on in this world that God gives a fuck about you winning Or that you're somehow selected to be a great football player. You're a fucking moron. You're stupid I don't think people are blessed. No No, I don't think that such as get them think Tom Brady's been blessed He's trying to bust in here.

The natural ability? Well, it looks, ability to be the guy never, the guy never wanted that far. I know. What the fuck is there? Cat, Ming Chen. Yeah. What's going on, bud?

Talk about a guy getting his shit tailored. He's a fashionable mother fucker in here. It's a free jacket from a death wish coffee. Thank you. It's nice. Thanks.er in here. It's a free jacket from a deathwitch coffee. It's nice. Oh pal. So, did you guys get starp? Yeah. Oh, we got a crew coming on here.

They're going to tattoo me. Well, pretty soon we'll be doing the live tattoo of the egg. Yeah, if you want. What kind of tattoo are you getting? I was doing, um, I... You're next. There's a guy, he was on a TV show tattooing. He's a foremost starwars like a portrait artist, but I don't want to get starwars, I was getting starwars.

So I'm going to do a back to future flux capacitor. Oh, wow. All right. So why in, in, what's Mike riding at Naked? They're shooting a thing, they're trying to get a TV show going. So they wanted the backdrop. These are guys I know from Walker Stalker from along. Oh, I'm going to be able to be on a TV show. so they wanted the backdrop. There's a guy that I know for Walker stalker from along

At least be on a TV show No Hey, man, it's not the first time a tattoo This is true this is true. I didn't probably do it on on the arm somewhere. Yeah Where should he get it? Well, I guess you the gears turn him. Yeah, I wouldn't get it anywhere to be honest with you I know well, we've seen that anyway carry on carry on I guess you the garrist heard him yeah wouldn't get anywhere to be honest with you. I don't well we've seen that anyway carry on carry on there you go man you've been judged for the day a flux capacitor yeah who loves it what's wrong with you like you guys a pop culture junkie mm-hmm it's not like the TSD to two he got that's not, that's not stupid. Well, that has definitely more juice than the flux capacitor.

I know everybody instantly recognizes the flux capacitor. Yeah. But it's also instantly recognized as a tool. You're a do- So is me. Yeah, so is me. Because you're like, look how much I love back to the future. Man.

What can you say about literally any tattoo? Not ones that look really great really great like they're really artistic and really not any kind of pop culture tattoo Yeah, you can almost say that about anything like oh here's here's a spider-man. Yeah, hmm love spider-man I love super Really you're just naming shit he loves. Spider-Man too? No, I don't know. Okay, well he's still a spider-man. Except for the last one, because it was so woke.

People are saying that he's asked about the status of his purity. He's still unmarried, like you say. How have you managed to avoid all these thoughts out here? What's a thought, Q? Do you know that? What's a thought? Thought. Oh, wait a second.

Oh, wait. Before those unfamiliar with the term thoughts, urban dictionary can furnish you. Tim Tebow never answers. What does the new word, what is thought? Oh, I'm about to look it up for you. Tim Tebow avoided the question. He doesn't want to

There's one answer. Oh, that means he's given that might be indication that he may have yeah, but hey Late he who hasn't sin Wait, why he says he won't answer the question. That's not sinning I'm sure you well the reason he's not answering because he probably'm sure you will. The reason he's not answering is because he probably sinned. Oh, you think he tagged a thought? Which is, a woman who pretends to be the type of valuable female commodity who rightfully earns male commitment until the man discovers she's just a cheap imitation of a good girl who is good only from mindless sex, not relationships with respect.

I mean, does that seem redundant? Hold on, I'm confused by the definition because it's At first it's a girl who you get tricked by. Like she's like, I'm good. I'm good in all these ways, but then it turns out like, oh wait, no she isn't. She just, she tricked me. So... And she's not worthy of a respect?

This is what I'm saying. Because the end of it takes a real weird turn. Because... Well, it's our prediction area. It's not. Yeah, because the end of it takes a real weird turn. Yeah, look at that. Well, it's our prediction area. It's not. T-H-O-T. Yeah.

Well, women will be tensed of you. The type of valuable female commonly rightfully earns male commitment or rightfully earns. If women are products and then thoughts and cheap goods, more than that, they knock off low quality merchandise that attempts to master it as luxury all right so So I mean I mean this so basically what every guy has done throughout history is pretend they're more valuable than they are and that

There were the relationship or respect. All right. It's about time you girls got yours. Wow I'm in coast and for too long. What a thought right? How long before? So the guy's asking, how have you avoided all these skanks and shit? Basically, it's a skank, it seems, right? OK. How has he done it while he's just Tim?

Tim, Tim, Tim. The parlance of our times. Yeah. I'm really glad you're strength. You guys got to be so disciplined to become a professional athlete. So you know he's got the discipline to do that. So I believe with that kind of intestinal fortitude,

you can achieve practically anything. Yeah, some shit, it's like, why the fuck would you want to achieve it? Fucking feels good. Boy or girl, it doesn't matter, right? Right, man? What. Boy or girl, it doesn't matter, right? Right, man? What? Boy or girl?

No, what feels good? Get a lane? Yeah, like bangin' somebody. So it's just like, like what do you, what do you with one purpose of it is to feel good? Yeah, so you procreate. Like that's it. But like what is Team Tim Teebo proving

by not banging a thought? Exactly, that was Q's point to begin with. Right, but for then for a guy who's like, he wants to remain pure for religious reasons, it's, you know, I mean, the aftermath of like, giving in has got to be a devastating. No, because I think when you first start, isn't it a little bit more exciting?

Well, I'm not saying it. It's like you got everything beat out of you. exciting? Well I'm not saying it. It's like you got to get everything beat out of you. Yeah, but I'm talking about the one that's... When it's you, when the realization that you just gave in to the Satan. The Satan? That has to be... I've never felt like feeling inside. If you're a Tim Teabuff.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess. But you know, he's just a man, so he's gonna justify in his head somehow. But the guilty, the guilt must a man. So he's gonna he's gonna justify in his head somehow, but the guilty the guilt must have been Pretty pretty brutal though, and you know, he has to atone for that and in some way I imagine at this point It's gonna be great when he dies and there's no God and there's no heaven All you know all you know, I don't know You know and Jim G Bo's stupid and

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and povers countries and giving, you know, what are those people called when they go over there? Missionators? Mission's and stuff. Do you know he's doing this stuff? You just assume he's hoping. No, I know. So when somebody Googles it, they're like,

this is a lot of action. I don't know where on the subway. Yeah. Like he's working on some kind of Tim Tibo biography or something. I like the T. He's having all these interviews info. They should some kind of Tim Tivo biography I Have all these innocent They should come up to Tim Tivo challenge like how long can you go without sex? Yeah, they did it on sign fell Yeah, what I'm masturbating. No, I'm asking who wants to take part in that challenge

I was like I want to win. Yeah, you won I'm fine losing Most of all she is long as you can go cute. You think can go right now And it's not not just because you're like, you know just for the bat You're like I want to win this bet. What's a really no? No, what what what what's your definition is it Tim Tibo like no penetration, but he can pet you can pet you You can put in the pet yeah I mean it this way I don't

most rather There's way less work in Well, it ends in the same place Everything's fine. It's time for you to suck it now No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not padding. What about what about hand, handies? Handies. That's a definition of how can he come can he can he finish? Oh my god. Well, then no. What's the realistic window?

The most I've ever done in my life was six months. A six month window. Once I started for for religious reasons. No, dry spell. He was in jail and it was the second six months of the year. The god's up. The sisters got to him the first six months. Sisters. But let's say right now you took the Tim Teebo challenge right on the spot.

I wouldn't even bother because I'm not going to win. For charity. For a really great cause. What's it? Nah or what about a sex shop run like that hangs with Q247 to make sure he doesn't fuck anybody Nah, I wouldn't I wouldn't take that. Well, you have to take it, but what's the realistic window? Realistically, I think I can get away with before I'm like, a month. I was gonna say two. Two months? Two months.

Before I'm like, I don't care. You're like, poor starving Ethiopian children are gonna eat because they're longer every. Oh, no, I don't care about that one. Yeah, send them some blue apron or some shit. No, no, because every, every, like, there don't care about that. Yes, that I'm some blue apron or some shit. No, no, because every effort, like there's corporations matching every day, they give a million dollars towards your charity. Yeah, that's a million dollars a day. So in two months, I've raised 16 million. I'm good. Dude, you could do it for 10 days and still be a hero. Yeah, now you're doing it for this, or what gets to the point that we're to get to the point

Where you're just like I've done it for two months if I did it for three months. Yeah, you're talking like the world is like cheering you on every morning You know, I was like he's got no pussy still. It's awesome Did he pet he's not even had anymore? They kicked in an extra five thousand000 a day if he stopped padding. He's awesome. Go, cube, go. It's like you all down the street people are honking at you and going, yeah, cube, go for it. Yeah, or don't go for it.

I do a press announcement, I'd be like, I'll be 10 more days and then it's all over. So, you know. Hashtag re-virginized. I just don't know. We gotta have a big party. Where are all you fuckers? The ladies can pay.

It would be amazing if like the pressure is on for him not to fuck it up. People like come on, you don't do it. Would you window? What's your realistic window for charity? Does it have to be for starving people? Could it be for anything I want? Well, I think it's a noble cause.

It's for, you know, a charge starving children in, you know, in the fourth world countries. Let's skip the third world. They're gone to fourth world. That's just the zero fourth world. Fourth world is like, fuck, I wish I was third world. A new God checker. I was a, that was a comic slip.

A slip. No, third world. Like it's, it's like the most horrific third world country where they're eating fly larva. Well, for the kids, I just give because everyone, everyone else ate the flies already. Such as the larva. Well, yeah, you, you're still in the running.

Yeah. all right They go on the other guy there. Yeah, they're going up. We got we got IJs Brank when is he's on board for the re-virgionization, right? And then everyone's like wait, who's the other guy? Again, who This is what a big whose friend he's he's up here's a picture of him. It's like oh, it's gonna be really hard for him to give up pussy He's up here's a picture of him. It's like oh, it's gonna be really hard for him to give up pussy No, it's not that Chris He's been a virgin for 50 years like oh wow now another two months is gonna matter

Realistic window that you can yeah, you can at least tell the tell the world you're like I'm shooting for What's the what's the time frame. I bet I could go six months. Six months. I'm not allowed to jerk off for anything. There's probably rules in place. I would think that like any spilling of the seed would be a violation of the road. Who's judging this Tim T. But he seems like he's the he's my 24-7-inch backgroundar on, like Tim, is this cool? I mean, I think I just think it's an ony-honor system. And you're just like, you know, I'm not going to, I'm not going to keep my testies full for this many,

for this window. Like my balls are gonna be bluer, then you could ever imagine. Blue balls for kids. Blue balls for kids. Balls with a Z. Why my balls are gonna be blower than you could ever imagine. Blue balls are for kids. Blue balls for kids. Balls with a Z. Ah!

Ah! Kids with a Z also. Oh my God. It was like we got to change that. That doesn't sound right. I know it's a great cause. Here's a press release. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, It's like toys are like toys are like and yeah, it's like toys are us except about getting no pussy Surely you see the parallel

That okay, that's gonna be harder I can't you know well I Can't spill my seed just give me a window a realistic window that you can pledge Then I'm gonna go three months Three, but you went from six down to three. I can't jerk off I thought I could jerk off if it's six months. You're that like All this stuff. Oh my fucking crystal don't know My sister answer the reason you stop taking the pellets. Yeah, that's what I'll do yourself. Yeah, I'm a fucking sex offender

I don't even do it to fucking channel masters I'm like I'm a fucking sex offender. I don't even do it to fucking channel, I'm like, Tim, how familiar are you with chemically castrating people? It's for poobles, I'm just not. It's irreversible. I just call the clinic or you're going to be like, hey, I want to put a hold on the house. I need to put a cork in it. would it be harder for me since I'm married

though to justify this? Yeah, wouldn't it affect your marriage? Right, but like, what could I, but I could I go home and be like, well, there's this new charity organization blue balls for kids. Given your past claims and boasting, I'm going to say less than a week. Yeah, just cheesies like, oh, well say less than a week, yeah. Just cheesis like a lull.

It's a nice thought, but we all know your ball I've been balloon over 20 years. You can put a picture of a starving kid up in the bedroom maybe to help you to like motivate me. You know how fast I'd come. Oh yeah. Look at that l fun as I. Speak out of starving kids and you should send them Blue Apron Cube because that way you

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mushroom that he makes out of horse shit and hay. Describe your favorite flavor, Q. My favorite flavor? That's your favorite flavor on a face. My favorite flavor. Wow. Oh, I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry.

I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry. I'm a little bit angry. I'm a, you know, I mean, I know you can only, but like this one thing that you're like, I want to taste this. I like spice. Fucking cement his. Yeah. Yeah. We talk like spice like that fake weed. No.

That, not, oh my god. Is that a thing's fake weed? Oh yeah. Really? Has been for years. Yeah. Like the outlaw, because kids, like kids smoke it instead of weed. It's like, has this fake THC in it. Oh, that's scary. You buy it gas stations It's got it real T.H. is so easy to buy. I don't know why anybody would be buying the shit unless it seems insane. I'm about cherry Cherry's good. I want to say it's my favorite piece is pizza flavor. I don't know. Pizzism like is a combination of flavors though Right. What's that one flavor that really makes you go? of flavors though. Right. What's that one flavor that really makes you go? Hmm. Glad I got taste buds. Like a manger like salt.

I don't know. Yeah. Well, right. I can't even taste it. You can be like, this is my flavor. It's like this is my jam. So flavor. Yeah, it's let me be chocolate That's a mixture of stuff to make sure stuff though. No, I would that would have a constitute. That's definitely more of a flavor than pizza's yeah Chocolate's an ingredient No chocolate's a concoction It's made from coke like coke of beans milk. Yeah, it's like dark chocolate. Yeah, sugar Yeah, I would argue that it's the same as's milk. Yeah, it's sugar. It's like dark chocolate, yeah, and sugar. Yeah, I would argue that it's the same as sugar.

Okay, then sugar. Sugar, sugar. Yeah, sugar. Yeah. I don't even know how to say it. Sweet. Sweet, right? Well, that's that spicy.

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It was all marble mouth. When we went to dinner the other night, I was very happy you went Walt because it's not really your thing to go to a fancy dinner. Yeah, it was a little high Follutan and I didn't have the heart to tell you when you said it like you texted me because I said I have chicken and you, I can, you know, I'll just get a nice sirloin and I didn't have the heart to tell you that sirloin there is like, you might have been like, I'll get some alpo. They're like, yeah, they don't have sirloin because it's like the cut. It didn't make the cut. Oh, it's a lot more of steak sirloin. Well, we'll lower I think than what they have. Yeah. But then you got a New York strip and you were living it up it up a little bit. I saw you I was I got a New York strip But I gotta be honest. I mean I've tasted sirloin that right rivaled it. Yeah, yeah I was just person I won't say where we went because I wouldn't but you know

I don't want to slam the place because it was a beautiful place. It's gorgeous It's got the atmosphere if you're into that kind of atmosphere Right, if you don't like where you have to wear shoes You know, I like I like fluorescent lighting personally. I like I like with like you like cafeteria style Yeah Not a shadow in the least tell me this was frozen before you cooked it I was this personal taste tester. He wanted to see if his fries had any spices on him.

So I tasted it. Tested out his fries. But there was a moment though where I'm like, we may lose him where we got like a jumbo lump crab. And they popped it right in front of right in front of wall. They did. I figured mid table, it would be okay. I'm surprised that he proved that. I ordered, I stayed away from all those things. I'll just take more

bread. You know. I got it. not ordering seafood while at least you didn't Appreciate the thought that went into that but on his birthday he should be able to order Yeah, well he did I should be able to put up with it and I did I didn't even make I didn't make one mention of the of the of the Future don't Order, oh there was it's not like the oh my god holy shit. That's what I wanted to talk to you about I can't believe I forgot this oh yeah, that's right. You told me there was something you want to tell us There was something I wanted to tell you

You were like excited to say this. Yes. Yes. I was talking to someone. I know whose father is a doctor. Okay And Hold on I gotta get the term here. Oh, kind of doctor. General, I believe it's a general practitioner, but she told me that he, he independently, because she was like, I was thinking about Walt and his, his food stuff.

She's like, he's probably a super smeller. And I was like, I thought she was joking around. I, I have not heard the term, but I already like it already. Super. Yeah, that's exactly what I told her. I was like, he's going to think he's a fucking superhero now. Like, I'm not sure if I should even fucking. That's going to mean that I got like my senses or like daredevilisk.

Mm-hmm. It, what, why the fuck can I fucking find it now? Um, Oh, damn it. I should, okay, here you go. This is our like Daredevil-esque. Mm-hmm. Why the fuck can't I fucking find it now? Um. Oh, damn it. I should... Okay, here you go. I'm not really exactly even sure how to pronounce it. What is called hyper osmia. Okay.

Mm-hmm. And what lead... What led me to believe that I'm like, it's probably true was... And we talked about this the other day of the table. One time, there's, like, this is going back years and years were probably 18 or 19, and it all came over, and we were having, like, cookies and milk. This is the kind of fucking fags we were, like, hey, let's have cookies and milk. We're 19, the world is ours.

Oh yeah, I would totally do that. Can a BQ like going over and hang out at night And then you go over and I take Hey, hey, you guys with cookies and milk. Yeah, we're taking we're taking virgin packs That's pretty awesome Come on you're the lot 19. Yeah, why do you go to my friends house? You just play video games like four or five in the morning If they busted out cookies and milk I feel like this is even better. All right. I just felt a little funny revealing to the world. Yeah.

But Walt was like, do you have any whole milk? And I said, yeah. So I poured him the glass. And he brings it up to his, like not even like right next to his nose. Never touch his lips. He's like, this is a whole milk. And he was right. It was 2%.

I was trying. I was trying to, I was like, I was like, the man is a whole milk. And he was right. It was 2% I was trying. I was trying. I was like, I was like, the man is a super smeller. No, I bet you a new category, super duper smeller. It may be. I may have to break that. The only known super duper on the face of the planet may be much better. In terms of sniffing.

Like in the wood sniffing. It's not just a fucking hand. Yeah, bloodhounds have nothing on them. It's an increased olfactory acuity, a heightened sense of smell, usually caused by a lower threshold for odor. The perceptual disorder, all right? Disorder.

Some may say, like, the zombie would be at this order, but some it's like, it's a crippling inability to fucking be around crib. It arises when there's a normally increased signal at any point between ill factory receptors and the ill factory cortex. The causes of hyporosmia, maybe genetic, environmental, or the result of benzodiazepine withdrawal syndrome, which I don't think it's the last one. What's benzodiazepine?

It's like a Zanax or like any number. I've never been on any kind of medication. I know. We know. We've heard earlier. I can't take penicillin from allergic to penicillin. So I'm dying from tertiary syphilis. I just want to make the announcement. Any disease that I've ever gotten, I've had to fight off with naturally, with the aid of any modern medicine. Only mano a mano against the germ. Sounds like fun. It's like survival of the fetus on my stomach.

Do you find his dying of chickenpox right now? Do you find yourself take care of yourself more knowing that you have to? No, no. I just take it for granted. She finds out take care of yourself more knowing that you have to No, no, I just I guess take I take it for granted. I still think I'm in my 20s But soon or later it's gonna catch up to me. You know, I can't be this Yeah, look This parry got a virtue that you are soon or later will that's probably like a two-dapses and only that What's that he had a first off? he's full of shit just so you know. Oh yeah, yeah.

He had a major operation. I'm talking about prescribed medicine. No, but if you get an abscess and they don't take care of that, they could give you brain issues. Yeah, like you need antibiotics. That's how I got super duper smell. It's never on antapyrias. I didn't take care of that tooth that well.

And it got into my... The pus want to see your brain and it's good but why would that be a disease though? Well you say you can't take anything but you're saying you can't take antibiotics which is the only way in antibiotics it can be anything it could be like any sort of antibiotic right like I don't know what he's allergic to what he's saying. He never he's never taken anything I've never been prescribed medicine like that. Yeah, you would need that you've been you've had been on antibiotics. I have been

But like prescribed like on a regular like you People don't take penicillin on a regular basis They take on the sick. Yeah It's not like vitamins or They take it on the sick. Yeah. It's not like vitamins or something. In fact, if you tonight, so they say like taking too much of it will reduce your resistance to different infections and shit.

Like is it like tricycle or something different? Like there's a bunch of antibiotics. Well it's saying, but you've taken it. I haven't taken it since probably I was young. I haven't been prescribed any medicine probably since I was probably pre-puberty. Pre-puberty. So I have no pubic hair.

Totally bald from the chin down. Well, as I hit puberty, I was like, I'll find it from here. I got it. I got it. Doc, I got it. Don't worry about it. Oh man, now.

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of Mjundis gift giving. Right, because you just have to worry about getting stained up and shit after the act, Tim yeah do you want a virgin as your spokesman or is it just too weird in this world I would I would adore a virgin spokesman because I think that's what we can take out of sight yeah I know he's not there's no doubt about that no so I'm serious. I think I think I think I think this world should be acknowledging and propping up the Virgin more than they instead of always. Yeah, if they're 15, not 30, I mean for Christ's six. What did you

want? I want to see the disaster artist. Did you see it? Oh, no, the room movie. Yeah. How was it? It's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm listening to the book artist. Did you see it? Oh no, the room movie? Yeah. How was it? It's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm listening to the book right now on Audible, so I'm not sure exactly how close the movie is to what happened, but it's pretty good. Like, if you don't see it, if you haven't seen the room, because you can enjoy it on a totally different level, if you've seen it already, but it's pretty good, and stay for the end credits because there's some cool shit on that.

Oh, okay. Shit, man. Is it out in theaters? I've got to be. Yeah, it opened wide this week, I think. And I really don't go to the movies that much anymore, but this one I wanted to share. Yeah, I mean, we've been watching the room for Jesus Christ. We watched it in Kevin's house.

It's over 10 years. Sure. Well, I moved back to New York in 05, and we watched it when we house sat for Kevin before, I moved to LA, so that has to make it 2002 or three. So yeah. It's, you don't know what we're talking about, probably. I've seen the room.

Oh, you've seen it? Yeah. Did you like it? Uh, it's terrible. Yeah, I know it is. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah, I know it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's charming. Yeah, there's a movie about Yeah, I'm aware. Yeah, I haven't seen it though. Yeah, is Wiseau in it He's at the very end. Yeah, where Where they do the side-by-side stuff. Oh, they show him and stuff. Oh, they recreate

See they recreate scenes and the girl who plays Lisa is so fucking good at it like hitting really oh my god She's really good like Franco's a close second, but whoever I can't I don't know her name whoever the girl is a place Lisa is fucking Amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow and the movie's funny today. Do they do a take on the woman who played the old mother? They do it. Yep. Yeah, they have her great and they do a side by side with that scene where it's like the resulter and I definitely have God, I do want to see it. I rewatch the room when we're in the UK tour in the bus Yeah, we were just fucking dying laughing. Yeah, you won't suffer if you watch it at home Yeah, it's not like yeah, it's not like a demand's a big screen. Yeah, all right Let's kind of know video demands soon, right? It's not a huge release. No

It's one of those movies that it's like, you've already seen it, so you can't experience a magic and the next best thing is showing it to someone who has an experience magic, like Sal at the first couple minutes, being like, what the fuck, why are we watching this?

And it's like, oh my God. Oh my God. Kevin's house, what's Sal? Yeah. The confusion on the face, it was amazing. It just changed, sure. That was Sal sort in, because I was living out there for that. So that was South Sword in 2005, 2004. But yeah, his face was perfect because it just changed to like pure fucking joy.

You just hit that tipping point with that movie where you like this. Yeah, this is phenomenal Yeah, it was pretty fun. I got there early and watched people try to navigate the over in Haslet try to navigate that The popcorn shit is like you know when you first walk in the entrance. Yeah, like all it's all tiled and it snowed yesterday People are fucking falling all over the place. They have like 50 signs up that say like, what? Be careful. That must fall twice. I'm like, I'm 50 years on! Tom, see you there. There you go. Lived so much, mey, I need so much more of life My own, the land of the world from me in the same But so much, I stand, I'm too little to

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Let your poor catarge Let your poor catarge Let your poor catarge To the side To the side And the side To the end of the world Sputate your dreams, let's play the world's end Your life is getting by my actions, it's your pain

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I'm not a sh**! I'm not a sh**! I'm not a sh**! I'm not a sh**! I'm not a sh**! I'm not a sh**! I'm not a sh**! I'm not a sh**!

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