Tell Em Steve-Dave - #363: Kweeping up with the Kwinns

Episode Date: January 20, 2018

Bry & Q are invited to a football party, Walt loses a son, TESD loses a beloved game. Music: Pets with Human Names - Terracotta

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Walt, I need some man advice. You're the manliest man I know. Come to the right place. But it is, I know what you're thinking. It's about sex, which it is not. Okay, good. I wouldn't want to give you advice there anyway. No. No. Why not? That is a private matter between a man and this woman that should not be bringing in your bros internet. Well advice. He's not brave. He needs advice. Even advice, I don't think. I just think that's too private an area for me to step into your bedroom and start critiquing what you're doing in Arizona. It's not what I want to go for. Not in the bedroom.

Not in the bedroom. That is bull. I've never, I've never only only the times when you told when you're talking about, you know, stumbling that was like, feces of death and shit. Yeah. And you're advising me against it. Yeah.

No, I was, I was invited to, I don't know what else to call it aside from a football party. Oh really a super ball party. No, not even a super ball party, a game in which people are getting together and watching it. Okay, what was it? And I wasn't sure what it was called. What's up? When was it?

Did it happen? You're right, or is it something that's happening in the future? It would have happened. I was invited to a football party. I was invited to a football party. I was invited to a football party. And I was invited to a football party. And I was invited to a football party. And I was invited to a football party. And I was invited to a football party. And I was invited to a several kind of not gotten sick. I said, I told someone I said, uh, yeah,

I got invited to a football party and then it seemed to know what it was. I said, I got I said, what do you call it? What do you call it? Like when you get together? You like him when we're watching the game? Yeah. That's all it is. He's there was like three games on some there. Some and he was two. Two.

No, he was two two This why I'm not asking him in an out all day sort of thing and whose party was it sells Oh, yeah, then sell guts sick. Does he very sick? Oh, he's a Steelers fan So maybe that's what got him sick. Why not tell me? No, they got knocked out. Oh, embarrassingly got knocked out Could have been that a talking trash And have you seen him since he had the flu? Maybe it doesn't happen. He's just, I talked to Sal every day. He's beside me.

He's also. So he is a man tonight. They were two coxure. They were talking a little out of, little disrespect in their opponent and they got a little come up and trash talk. Yeah, trash talk. I think you should always trash talk because if you win great and if you lose,

at least you got the trash talk. I think you do your trash talk in after the game. But that's, I'm seemingly, that's the same question. That's the same question. You win either way if you trash talk before the game. But if you lose, no, that you're putting in. Yeah, but if you lose, you're a fucking loser anyway. But your feet are held to the fire. I mean, like, why'd're putting your feet out of your fucking loser anyway. But your feet are held to the fire.

I mean, like, why'd you lose? Maybe it was because you were so. Yeah, but then the other ass hole. As you talk in trash, you couldn't put up what you were talking about. But then the guy who follows the wall flying away starts trash talking when you lose anyway, the winner, and then you get in it anyway. So I'm saying, just go for it. You know, I was a big stealer's fan.

I wasn't at a party with him, but I was commiserating when I'm trying to give him a little bit of emotional support or mental support was Father Lance. Father Lance, really? It's big steel. Oh, he's from Pittsburgh area and he was he was distraught. It's that one of the few times maybe ever that I would I would be in position to help a holy man, the common man helping you know, give some... He's like, I don't believe I'm got anymore.

I'm just giving it all up. Soling a guy who was very upset. Do you feel like it worked? I feel like I start to irritate him a little bit at the end. I could tell my emi male because I like even good. It was like he would be like one more thing. He would be like because I was telling him that Tom Brady was the best. And it didn't matter because Steelers were probably going to lose even if they played

Tom Brady. So I don't worry about it. That's your version of consoling him. I love it. That were later with more alacabia to his other things that he was like he's like he's practiced it like one more thing he wrote and I knew that's furthermore and the whole fourth thing I knew was like oh he's really he's a little upset right now I mean yeah trash talking has fun to get upset

yeah so okay so you don't call it a football party well I'm glad you would be there Q because you don't call it a football party. Well, I'm glad you would be there Q because You don't know much about football either no so then we could team up and pretend that we care about a team that everyone Who else was invited? I was look around this room and see whoever it was voting for and then go for the other person You don't vote at a football game first off. We don't know Not voting we were gonna press the flag cue. Yeah. I was gonna openly campaign.

All right. Oh my God. Yeah. What was, what was the Obama's thing? Hope and, hope and change. Change? Yeah. That's the platform cue and I regained our campaign.

You know, you and I would have just been like, like, a quarter past shit. I'm not talking. You know you and I would have just been like But speaking of football you have to move Brett Farve is that how you suppose? Remember about me. Yeah, you remember Brett Farve former Green Bay Packer Minnesota Viking New York jet Yeah, he's a legend Hall of Famer, sure, valid Hall of Famer, by opinion, if he already hasn't been voted in. This may change your opinion on it.

Oh, is it the dick picks? Yeah, that's what I wanted to do, by the way. What do you think of the angle of this dick pick? I don't like it. Yeah, no, check this shit out. And this is my friend, Alex. He's still Alex from you. He's left Schrein games here at Tropicalyfield, on January 20th.

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You see enough. Alec got a little old on me. He's a... Alec is a... You... He doesn't look like a kid. He looks like Ronald Cancellum. He doesn't look like a kid.

Yeah, Ronald. Who you are, what y'all gonna be? I'm so tired Who you are what you're gonna be He doesn't look like the the imp uh We didn't got pubes on Alex Or Alec or whatever the fuck is doing I am yeah that he has he's gotten the the the the the age in his face he doesn't look quite as The the the the age in his face he doesn't look Quite as a human. Is that what you're saying? I had that like super cute like you know like baby. You almost look like a you almost look like a 10-year-old baby Like a pillow baby. Yeah, but now he yeah, he's starting to look like

He's like fuck you mother You like it up in your face like you're gonna buy this blanket Well, you know, get up in your face like you're gonna buy this blanket. I actually was I was actually got a few emails for some ants to give me the little 411 on Alec and his He's a fraud. No, not a fraud, but Apparently he's not in need of Saving by me. He's he's got quite the life. He's living He's jet-setting across the country calling games for TNT and VA games Like a Hall of Famer. Yeah, he's talking to LeBron James

I kind of get to feel and if he if word got to him like hey, there's a guy on a Third-rate Comical show that wants to adopt you first off. He does he has parents. That's that's also right and a grandma So he's a no. He's a not he's in he probably would not be interested in me rescuing him quote unquote from His life of basically Shrine as a putting in the work like yeah, I mean they got him on the stroll man. He's everywhere Doing it every but he has to love it right. Oh, yeah, I think well, I mean wait So he's calling football games basketball games basketball

Games he wants to be a sportscaster. I mean this could Should ask him close to a sexual harassment Fucking controversy coming down. I should have asked him for man advice instead of wall He probably would have told me about sex You haven't asked your advice yet. Did you? Yeah, well, actually it was more of a, like, what do you call it? What do you call it? You said you said get together for a party.

It's not a party, but is it? It's the, do they have a full party? I guess you would be the AFC divisional playoff party. That's what, that's technical, get what it would be called. AFC divisional. You just said playoff party, right? Yeah, but I would just shorten that to playoff party. and if it was a party, how many people were invited? Oh, I know at least six. Okay, that's a party. Yeah. Yeah, that's not a get together. And that's not like come over.

Not together. Because we've had I've had a several party at my house with you and You're gonna say party. You're gonna That word. No, no, no, wait a minute. You get right. And technically, I don't believe that was a party. You came over and watched the 2002 Super Bowl. Yeah. Generally, you don't have to take a vow of silence

before a party, especially a Super Bowl party. Raiders, fucking ears, Sunday, Jeff, and Brian. These guys, you know what, I got it. You were very respectful and very, you know, you would get, that's what I got it. You were rare respectful and Very you you know, you would get that's why you got the invite back for the Christmas party because you guys basically took it Oh, silence like 15 years later like monks you guys are chatty compared to Spurt days tomorrow she's gonna be 15 but at that time she was only on the way a minute. 2002 is it? I don't know what year it was but anyway she was a baby she was sleeping and my wife was like if your friends are over if they wake the baby. Who approved this football party?

You're right. It's your ass so I was like so I told them you know if you're plus you don't even care so how am I allowed could you possibly get? Well, Jeff doesn't care about either any of the teams that are playing in that game. So, right. Well, I mean, I'm, I may have spoken at normal volume rather than hushed tones the entire time. So you're saying that the party that you potentially may have gone to would have been better than that party? Or that get together? Would have been louder. That might that much like does volume speak for fun Does that is that how you measure fun these days if how loud it is? No, not necessarily, but if it is a party We're generally people especially super bowl party

I Think in general people are like what was it a fun party? And it's like, yeah, everybody was like cheering and like, when they're putting out quality of it is, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, conversely. Let's see, it could be the quietest. Yeah, that was just it.

I wasn't sure exactly what you're supposed to call it. Well, why did you have to worry about what it was called? I wasn't worried, but after, like, what's Hal Tyson and he's like, yeah, I'm just too sick. I can't do this. I said, oh, there goes the football party. Just rallying. I was like, oh, should maybe that start.

Yeah, I'm like, oh, were you gonna just drive five minutes through like the Staten Island to get to Sal's? What you're trying on, like a 50 to hour minute drive. Sal forward me, me your guestless This party's gonna go on without you. It was it was quite the ever it wasn't a great Weekend for football some historic moment. Well, maybe one some thrilling moments I don't know and it maybe one historic moment. What was the historic moment? Just the end of a game of Minnesota and the Saints. It was a pretty big play at the end.

That'll probably go down and just want to assault through a ball. Another asshole caught the ball. Yeah, everyone's like, oh my god. It's history. It happens. It's fucking playgrounds every day. People love it. Oh, vote. Go out and vote. Yeah. Rock the vote. It's a huge struggle. I'm sorry. Voter die. I don't mean that. I don't mean that. I know. I know it brings a lot of people in joy. I'm not in good mood. But everybody can't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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All right. Do you like the idea of our very own Brian Quinn changing the spelling of his name? Hmm. I tried the first or last name. Last name. He wants to spell it K-W-I-N-N. Oh.

I was going to say, but what you would change your last name, that'd be, that'd be, how would your father feel about you if you changed? I mean, it'd be a little late in the game to change your name now. You would have had a stage name before, um, in practical jokers, I would think. Yeah, you would think so. Well, I'm not credit is anything besides Q. So I I technically do it was there any thought of that by any of the Tender lines that you guys would change your name before stage names now I didn't even fucking think about what we're gonna. I don't know if I would have put the open credits Q

if I'd known that I would have gone on this long I'm out of I didn't put a map behind it. I well, you know what it was it was Johnson you guys started it and the guys in the firehouse did it and It used to be only people who knew me called me Q and now that's only big calls me So I don't know you know what would you I would you quit I would want you actually I think you sound so much more um I like be cute to intimate yeah I like I thought it was a real like I don't know't know, I would love for some, I would love to have Q as my nickname. I don't know if I wouldn't have ended up on it. It is.

I would have just followed by U-E-R-R-R-U-E-R. You just spelled queer. I just spelled queer. You just spelled queer. You can hear yourself, fuck it up. I'm sorry. His eyes went up. He was like a fucking tiger.

I'm gonna get it up. I'm gonna get it out. I'm gonna get it out. Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking dick. Everyone's gay, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, Surely I was doing the same type of things at my age. So shame. So shame. Yeah, I probably would have, I might have ended up on it anyway, but I didn't put any thought to it at all. And you're saying, are you saying that I didn't refer you as Q before the TV show?

No, you did. It's what I'm saying. Like my friends did. Oh, okay. High school too. Q. Yeah yeah here in there. Yeah, yeah Really started seems like such a like like fired apart the fire friendly and just like It's so it's so you know, I can't even imagine calling you Brian Yeah, it takes away from nobody calls close friends though

Huh, it takes away from like close friends calling you. Oh because now everyone does. Oh, but now he's everybody too. I would go blow every John Q citizen is calling you. I would like to call him BM Quinn. But I know why you brought this up though. I know why you said why yeah what's why am I getting sandbagged? Well it seems that I see for recognize this That's great. That's huge. That's huge. That's huge. That's huge. That's huge. That's huge. That's huge.

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That's huge. That's huge. That's huge. That's huge. That's huge. But my God, I mean that is the the public conscious spelled with a cue They took one of my ideas and did it that hired the same guy. That was my thing. Yeah, as I'm watching this I'm like God But they say credit most of the times credit Cardassians take shit and they don't even give anybody credit for doing it. Let me be clear They reach out to us and asked us if they could. Really? You gave approval for that? Yeah, of course. Yeah.

And was there a big powwow about this? Did you go all four of you guys get to be like way the ramifications? No, we figured it out. Just so you know, if they want to do something that we've done on Tom's Eve day, there's going to be a powwow. Don't worry about that. Yeah. They want you. Are you worse than Hitler?

Or are you worse than Jared Fogel? That guy who plays the mind Pierre is such a good guy. He's so nice and like so professional and so good at what he does, that I was super happy for him. Oh, to get the exposure and get another gig. How many gigs does a mind get on TV? We don't know. We have a lot of ways. On TV, you're gonna call it on TV or in general. No, I'm gonna say on TV.

I'm sure a guy can probably book a lot of gigs in, you know, at county fairs and I as that big and in county fairs I have members yeah that and the Judging of the blue ribbon hot I mean I can get them on the shelf if you want to ask me Well how can he talk he's a mind no but you know coming out of makeup Well because I really worth it I mean we just want to see him and make up I did talk to him

He's a pretty easy nice guy. He's a really, really nice guy. Fucking, he did not talk for 24 hours. He, he, he, he buckled out and did what he had to do. He never once broke character. He never once broke, he never appeared tired or, or. It's got makeup on, right? Yeah, but like, he was just, at all times, he was on for 24 hours straight.

Like, he's a, that guy's a fucking pro, man. So man So when they were saying like oh, we should do that to mom. They already knew They were gonna do it to mom. They really know. I think what they did is they I do think in this instance They did that and then they were like we got to get in touch with these guys to see if we can do it All right. Yeah, that's what I think if they they had just done it, would you have called them out, sued maybe now? Then how could you? You don't own the, like, the, they don't own pranking. But she, no, they don't.

But she flat out said, I saw this show, taking their idea to put on our show. Nah, that would have bothered me. That's, that's fine. I would maybe, if Pierre didn't reach out and ask us, I might be a little bit annoyed, but like, oh, that's notable that he wouldn't. So Pierre is like, this could propel me.

This could reinvigorate the mind business. Yeah. When we're minds big, like, like the 30s or the 20s? Yeah, probably during war time, that's how you know people would forget about their miseries. We got no electric can't watch TV or listen to radio. Go down to the cafe and watch a Mime. uh... here tonight the mood for some fucking laughs and the time and only a mind can provide uh... i also didn't believe cloy card as you can see she doesn't watch TV

she's like you know i really don't watch TV but she's i believe do you know that she is so i don't have a TV she's watching practical jokers so that must mean a lot that's my seat i mean that is what that's that kind of endorsement.

There's that, does that translate into anything you think, or is that, like, or do you worry that like there's a backlash? Because these people are like, oh, I hate the Kardashians. I know these are backlash, because we're not,

I stopped watching because of that. I don't know. I mean, they have a massive audience. I don't know what the translation was. Because I was asking Gidham when the last week when the Trump and the shit holes controversy was going down. And I said to Gidham, how messed up would it be if Trump came out? I was like, I was listening to this podcast and he endorsed Tom Steve Dave.

I thought it could be. He better start saying, more alt-right shit. I thought that it could be very, very damaging to Tom Steve Dave. I can't have him endorsed Tom Steve Dave, I thought it could be... We better start saying a lot more alt-right shit. I thought that it could be very, very damaging to Tom Steve Dave. I can't have him endorse Tom Steve Dave. I was literally... I've been pretty depressed this week. I haven't had a hard time this week. And this Trump thing has really gotten on my skin.

Finally, it's affected me, Walt. The shitole thing? Well, not the shithole thing, but like, I feel like, dude, I mean, the day I was like, I don't have to worry this, exactly, correctly, but I was like, cause I don't, you know, I don't care about politics, I just don't give a shit. But I do care about the show.

And, which show? The television day the show. And which show the tell us you day, okay. And he's I don't like. I don't know how to put this. You want to take a break for a second? No, no, I can get an all upset. I'm telling you, I'm like, I'm fucking like what? No, no, Alec was keeping time with Brett for it's bad, huh? You're really upset was keeping time with Brett for it. It's bad, huh? You're really up for it. I've had a really rough week.

We haven't had a harder time spinning it out than I had with queer. No. No. No. I'm not going to worry about how to express this. Well, overall, something happened to me last week. I think it's the fucking constant 15 degree weather and that it's dark at four

But I have been on focused and unhappy and miserable and just fucking The only good thing is like I know that it's gonna come to an end So I'm not really letting it get to me as much but in in that fog I've noted this trump with the fucking shithole and the tax bill, fucking two things have really gotten me on my skin because I was like, this motherfucker is taking fucking jokes. Like the tax thing, like it was, I put so much thought into this, we were like, not even the talk right on the show, but like when I started, when I left the fire department, right, and I knew that I was going to leave to go with impractical jokers, I realized that the amount of money that I'm going to make impractical jokers

would be my war chest probably for the rest of my life. You know what I'm saying? Like, right. The pension's gone like, and that's fucking scary because you don't know what if you're going to get another season, you don't know, you're talking to me. You don't know when the gravy train is gonna end now we're in a climate where if we say a joke on the show and someone doesn't like it that could fucking end the show. You know what I mean or some fucking maniac come out of nowhere and just ruin everything. So it's a scary thing. So then to see to feel that way and be like oh my god I really got a fucking I really got to make this work Because my my net is gone the love my love the fighter bomb. It's gone

So then to see the gun take half of it and then to learn how to deal with it Turned into that whole tax thing and then of course some of the ants complained about it So we fucking beat that drum to death. Ha ha ha, right? We're not hot or not or not. But whatever. But you know, we did it to fucking antagonize certain, certain segments of the audience. Just keep poking him in the eye. I'm poking him. But now they haven't learned yet if you can't complain about it, we're just going to keep doing it. Right. And but if you don't put playing about it, we'll probably just stop talking about it. Right. And now I can't,

I can't, you haven't heard me complain about taxes for a while because fucking Trump got in and he started, all he started talking about was taxes and I was like man I can't even fucking do it because like now it's not one entitled asshole make a ton of money complaining about taxes you know what I mean? Now it's like it's become it's become like reality and, this fucking shit hole thing. I'm like, it was, it was, you know, it was a gag we did, like we fucking did it, like it was funny. And then I was like, no, no,

we can't call India a shit hole because I wanna make money there. You know what I mean? Weaving in all these stupid little little character things that we do and shit like that. And then this motherfucker comes out and starts talking about shit hole countries. And he's the president of the fucking United States. And I'm like, what the fucker now we can't?

Because now if we start saying shit whole stuff people can be like, oh my god, these guys are trucking. Oh, you're, yeah, because we can never bring the bit back. You're saying the segment, yeah, well, I think so. I think. I killed the tax fucking thing, which was on the middle of the way out anyway. He killed the fucking, the the shit whole thing and and it's like I just feel like I'm depressed. Did you enjoy that segment that much that you're a day at that I don't like anything being taken off the table.

Okay. I don't like anything but and it's some Ian Ian K. Morris said to me a couple of years back where he's where I asked him I said well you couldn't make the in between us today. I think I said this on air. And he was like, I wouldn't want to make him betweeners today because some of the jokes that they said on the show just aren't funny because they've become true. He was talking about, you know what I mean?

Like the attitudes. He's like, and it's like, one something's true and people are dealing with it, then it's on a joke. And I feel it's happened to us now twice because of this fucking guy. So that really kind of fucking, and then I'll top of that, like, you know, just the general atmosphere of comedy today

and like not being able to just fucking, you can't just rip loose without worrying about it. It's like, I don't know. I put you in a bad spot, I put you in. Well, everything's being viewed through this fucking negative, just like depressed state that I'm in. So nothing's good And I completely understand

Anybody listening is gonna be like oh dude now you care about Trump because you can't say too fucking stupid jokes I can't do your shit. I got it. I got it. I which I completely get I stole indian shit non train tracks from me Right, I think you what what if I told you just to cheer you up? What if I said, like, we'll put some thumbs around and we could maybe tweak that segment and maybe, never call it that again, you know, because he's, he's, yeah, I mean, we have to lose the intro like we're,

it's just, he's taking that away from it. But you could always, you could always tweak it and cleverly and with some wit and still Yeah, I guess yeah, you can't let that get you down. What it's like that guy like to It's just to me. I'm just like it hits me where I'm just like I mean

It's just The side of the people back to there's any people have been just looking for 30 years back to their to their where they came from man now we can't tell jokes about that the world's creation pulls in trouble are they sending people back? oh yeah they're doing some stuff and it's one guy who I guess from what I read, he was like 10 when he came here. Yeah, it's it's it's not. Did I like all the way?

They finally caught him and sent him back. Yeah, I don't know. I just been major. I've just been like, he been on a lead depressed and every now and then comes in my head is is is that and this came when he said shit holes. I was like, oh my god. If he said it, there's no one.

There's no one verifying that he said. I think a lot of people are verifying he did i don't i would i would be shocked if if all these people are lying though i kind of if i had to put money on it well there would be his guys right they would be some of well i don't know i don't know where he said it he said it in a cabinet meeting with other democrats and republicans in the room So I think it's a good bet he did. And... It's not like he's wrong for saying that they're shittled countries

because they are shittled countries. But now he's wrong for saying it because you are, it's just lobbying while everybody, it's just what we're supposed to be looking everybody into the same fucking, like everybody is this if you're supposed to be, looking everybody into the same fucking, you know, like everybody is this if you're from here or if you're not. But it's not.

You're this, you're this. But that's not the way to take it. I think the way to take it is like, this is a shit hole country, which is why these people don't wanna fucking live there and wanna come here. His like, why do we only get people from shit hole countries is because,

well, people that live in great, it would be like if we were to move from america to somewhere else we're lucky and we're fucking really lucky that that that that that we were born here and get to live here and there should be no sense of like it will be but he should but he should there's definitely there's something to be said for paper just speaking as just speaking with more with not so O fish and so I mean you're a president though. You shouldn't be

Well, he's like he's not eating people and it shouldn't be this level of like antagonism and constantly Well also, too. It's just like how can can people on the eye? Not, no, that just because, and look, I'm not even, I'm not even one of these open the borders to everybody guys. I'm not at all, but it's just like, just because the country is a shithole doesn't mean that the people from it are sh- are sh- are sh- are sh- that holes, you know what I mean? That's what I mean. It's like, the country itself, the infrastructure, it's like, like, look, some of these countries if, like, there's a reason 600,000 people cross a border into another country

and it's because their countries well it's just a little bit more like it was an earthquake too yeah i don't know i thought one of the countries he named it was Haiti, no well i don't know yeah i think he did name Haiti do you get this way every winter? i have dude i have been no not really and i've been on i've been so good for years now. Like no slides.

Not really. Not like this. This was like, oh, hello old friend. Should always like it. It wasn't a shit all of us. And like I said, like everything is viewed through magnified a little bit, through the lens of this depression. So like something like that, which normally I'd be like,

oh, that's fucked up. Oh, let's make fun of it on the show. It's like I'm just like, fun. Yeah, I'm just like, damn it. He's an asshole. And be like, oh, that's fucked up. Oh, let's make fun of it on the show. It's like I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, damn it, he's an asshole. And then like, because he affects me now. So, but it's just every dude, like I just wake up in the morning, like this, it's only been a week and a half

and some of that I wake up and I'm like, oh, fuck, it's right there. It's there when I wake up. It's there with me all day. And it's there with me and everything I do. And then, and then, it's there when I wake up. It's there with me all day, and it's there with me and everything I do, and then it's there when I go to sleep at night. And what would be the way to describe what it is? It's a weight on the chest.

It's an anxious feeling in my stomach. It's tired. It's everything. Nothing has a positive Spin on it every single thing even good things of our our bad and and and neutral at best Yeah, and I'm a piece of shit and I don't do anything right and and all this stuff much bojack lately I watched that that episode of Bojack last night. Yeah, I rewatched it. I was like holy shit. This is I mean dead on It's dead on it that show does depression better than anything Look, it's not gonna last it's it'll be over before and I'm lucky that I have good for I gotta say Murray's been texting me every day

Joe's been texting me every day salesman, you know what I mean like I have people who give a shit I have all the things in place and the Niles that is gonna go away. So it's not that big of a deal, but holy fuck it's like It really is it's just it's a synonymous. It's just a fucking sickness that you can't control and the other thing is it's like You don't really want to talk about it necessarily Because it's just spinning wheels. You're like it's the same shit. It's the same feeling for an indeterminate amount of time hopefully short It'll be it'll be sure. It'll be sure. How do you know, like the thing,

how do you know when it breaks though? She just noticed that you don't feel bad. Like you'll just be like, oh fuck, like that's, like I don't feel it. It's fascinating, because yeah, I'm trying to figure it out. Like how do you know that, like, it doesn't just lift. Oh, it's okay. It's a lessening feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it.

I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it.

I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it.

I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'm just feeling it. I'll enjoy the show. And then then it's like, all right, like, oh, wow, that was holy shit. I can just fucking come down to myself. But then something will happen and it'll pitch you well. It's like just like a, it's almost like a scam peeling. Like, it gets little less and, you know what I mean? And then it just breaks up like ice breaking away. And then one day you're just like, oh, I got to grip on it. And then one day it's gone. So how do you do it, Walt?

I don't think it's, I don't think you can do anything. I think this is obviously something that your, it just comes on, like you said, it's a no less you can't control it. You can't control it. So I don't think you can do anything that's going to, you know, maybe less than it, but do them. Yeah, I don't think they're, I just think it comes. I just think it comes. It's like, it's like, I used to be like this weekly.

So it's fine. Like I'm saying, it's fine. I know it's going to go away and I have the experience and the wisdom at this point, but fuck, it doesn't make it easier when you're just bad. I don't think you can, I mean, honestly, I don't think you can be like, oh, just change your mindset. It's not, it's ridiculous. So it's, it doesn't, it's not a real answer. I guess there are no real answers.

Don't worry. Be happy. You got to be my parent. I just don't make any decisions in the midst of this. Don't make any major decisions without talking to people. And yeah, you, I spoke to you a little bit over week and I have to go probably right before this and because I was concerned I was like, you're right. You feel okay? And you're like, no, I'm good. I'm fine. And then within the next few days. Right off the cliff. Yeah, I don't get it. But yeah, I just feel like it's lifting or no, he's still in the middle of it. Dude, yesterday I started to feel it lift, but today has been like...

I was like, fuck. Do you do a thing where like... If you're in public, you'll look at people and be like, what the fuck are you so happy about? No! Are you so happy? I don't do that unless I'm with you. I'm going to make sport of it, but what I do is I stand in the middle of people people and I'm just like, I've got nothing. I have no connection to this race.

I have no connection to this people. It's like I'm a long, the race you mean, like the race that you run, like at work, you mean the race to achieve something. No, I mean the human race, like I don't fucking... Well, I mean, like I feel... It's hard to relate to achieve. No, I mean, in the human race, like I don't fucking well, I mean, like I feel I feel it's hard to relate to people. Yeah, but I feel like I I can't I don't relate to anybody really well, but I wouldn't consider myself. Right. But you're not looking at it through that lens. Like that's what I'm saying, everything through that filter of depression becomes about the depression. So it's like I can and do it, especially like now being on TV and not being

a good one, you wear it out and talk to the upbeat when someone see. Well, it's just like I already feel kind of separated because there's not I'm not able to anonymously You know walk through the fucking mall anymore. So there's already that feeling of like when we get in get out as quick as possible I don't want to end up taking pictures for 20 minutes. You know what I mean? I gotta get fucking home So there's already that fugitive feeling that I handled fine, but it's just like now in this It's like it's I can't leave. I don't want to know when you're not feeling that way you feel you can connect and you feel you do Yeah, I think we're in groups. You don't have that problem. No, no, no, not you, the TV thing make complicated, but no, for the most part, like it feels good to be alive, you know, especially the last few years have been great to me,

and I feel really good and grateful and lucky, but man. And you can't point anything, there was like just... I know it's nothing. And did you feel like when you get that each year throw and you're getting a sore throat? I was already kind of into it when I was like, fuck it's here. Something's coming. Yeah, and I think that I think the fact that it's been fucking 10 degrees every day and it's fucking unreal. Until it's 60 for one day and then back on down the 15 again.

And then that day that was there felt good. Yeah, I think it might be related to that because there's nothing else going on. You know, it's not uncommon. No, no, no. You imagine living in one of these places where it's like fucking a shit hole. Well, no, I mean, let's get real. No, like where these places against like the dark is so long, like, you know, Alaska or well, that would be do you think that like there's people who are how fair a little bit better if you were like living in Florida all your own? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, you wonder maybe I think like

Do you want of those light boxes? You know, Ryan tell me that those light boxes work I have one, but I forget I have it so I don't use it all that much Patela has one and she she she it works for her Yeah, in her place. Yeah. To what to get a tan or you mean to feel. No, it's it's UV light. It's the same. The thing that creates the vitamin B in you from the sun. Where's the vitamin D vitamin D? This light puts out that spectrum of light. It's it's works like it's so why you just put all your why you just put all your

lighting as that thing in the house I don't have this motherfucker in town really like every light bulb every up every well maybe in maybe I should today yeah but I I don't just I feel like a different kind of light like if you turn the light on and to would it be like super harsh and bright it's intense yeah you're like I can't do this for more than a half hour. Yeah, I don't think you could. Oh, okay. Wait with it. I don't know. I've never used one, but I actually had the thought yesterday that I should order one. Yeah, if you if you did like lighting like that, threat your whole house, you would have to wear sunglasses. I don't want and I know people listen and you know, they're kind enough to be concerned and stuff and don't don't

I'll be fine. I'm sure there's talking people who are Identifying what you two right now who are going through the same thing at this time of year. Yeah. Oh without that Here that you know, they're not alone No, definitely not That's just where it is. Sorry. We should not be talking about me because that's what happens with this fucking shit. Let's go back to... Talking about you? No, you're not talking about you.

They're like, well, it's okay. You're talking about a lot of people. Some who may even be at this table. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. How you feeling? You got the meagrums? No, I'm going...

I'm just like I'm just laser focused on going to LA. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just like I'm just laser focused on going to LA. Yeah, yeah, for nasty as they want to be. Nastias, we want to be. I will be nasty. I mean, you really technically cannot be as nasty as you want to be though, right? Sure you can. I wonder if I want to be really nasty. Well, I mean, what you say, you could say and as nasty as you want to be, but I mean, actions, you probably couldn't be like, you couldn't like strip on stage or anything, but you could definitely say anything you want. You want to be like, that is nasty. I mean,

if you was a lion, I guess he wants to be a little less nasty. I think that's, you know, that that's good. If you're looking forward to it, that means if you're looking forward to something. I need something aside from death to look forward to, so LA is pretty good. LA is pretty good. I like going LA when I feel like this. It'll be sunny. I believe all 50 seats sold out. I'm not even sure how many seats were. I'm not even sure. I'm not sure how many see for her. And I'm going to see some people on them out there.

Oh yeah. How long you out there for? Going Sunday and I'm coming back Thursday. I see, but you're out there for a little bit. Thursday morning. You could do the meat, you know, the little... I'll do the Hollywood stuff with all my Hollywood buddies. Here, your power lunches. I have a power lunches.

I have a power lunch at the Ivy probably. Yeah. 30 dollars for a bowl of spaghetti. But then after that, it's going to Florida with Troy. Oh, yeah, for what? Just to go. When I was over at his house on New Year's Eve, he was talking about going to Florida and I like that be pretty fun to like go with Troy. I was like fucking I'll go with Troy

It's gone by himself. Yeah, just me and Troy or just just me and him Yeah, what are you guys gonna do when you get there? Fly rainbow flags whatever it is. They do it Disney. Oh, it's Troy's bringing his kids and his wife Oh, okay, you bring in sage. Yeah, okay. That's Troy's bringing his kids and his wife. Okay. You bring in sage. Yeah. Okay. Nice. That's what we're nice. Yeah. So if anybody wants to trade merchant dice for tickets at Disney or Universal. Oh, well, Universal Mike. I'm just saying Universal Mike. Yeah. That's our guy. He's my guy. Well, you guys ripped into him so bad when I brought him up on the show. I don't know if he's gonna be yoga. Yeah. Universal Mike. Right. He's a true. He's a true. He's a true ant

So he probably very universal Mike. Let me take it for universal and Disney Yeah, so the so there's that next month and of course astronomical 9 through 12 or 11 or something like that. It's right Detroit. I can't wait I'm coming. You're gonna be there. I booked my flight today. Oh, yes today. Come just to see in Cain Hado's panel. What's your moderating? Yes. I said I cannot miss this. I can't I can't miss this. Did I send you that picture? See that I sent I can't, I can't miss this. Did I just send you that picture? Did I send, uh, I don't know why I'm doing this on air. Well, I'll go on with the people there.

Bill Mosley. Oh, Texas Chainsaw 2. Chainsaw 2. I was like, 1000 corpses. Bill Mosley, I, he, when I was at a different harcon in Pennsylvania, he was sitting across the way, which, which is only from like here to not even the door. And, uh, I was going to go say hi, and I didn't, because I'm like,

what if I get the John heard treatment, or he's like, fuck off, because I like Bill Mosley so much that I wouldn't want that to happen, so I didn't want to meet him. So you still haven't met him? No, I have not met him. But he seems to be like, he seems like he's a pretty nice guy. And he follows me on Instagram and Twitter and shit. So maybe, why does he follow you though?

Was he never met him? I don't know, I follow him, I never met him. It's weird though, why would he follow you though if he doesn't? Like how do you, he can come aware of your? Oh, maybe because a while back I got an Otis driftwood figure and I put it up on Instagram or whatever Twitter. I can't remember and Added him or tag them or whatever you call it and then after that he followed me soon Said Hague is gonna be there. What's the gap that's holding? The 20 oh no wait not the 20

What's the gap that's holding the 20 oh no wait not the 20 There's something or other hold on a circle tell everyone if you're gonna go to Detroit to this this panel Oh shit because Victor Crowley Which is of course hatchet for The blue ray gets released February 6 so we'll be out there. Yeah, oh shit. Yeah, definitely. It's definitely it would be the 10th Keynes panel. The 10th. So if you go to Amazon and get the same day release, you know, the delivery the same day and you bring that to where are we going to trade? To try it's sterling heights Michigan. Okay, I'm not working so I don't I don't have you know No, but definitely at that panel man. We'll sign those those blue rays

All right, well, and I know what can't I Can't may not who knows I don't want to answer for the man Ryan's gonna be there Yeah, that's cool. I guess because of you know what bait Baits my tell I mean Where's it? It's in it mean, it's so cool. You want to go? Where is it at? It's in, it's like right outside Detroit. Um, let me say if I can work that out.

All right. We'll keep everyone updated as to what, oh, the other thing we're going to do, Q, although I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't talk about it because they haven't announced or whatever. Yeah, I'll wait until they announce it. I want to ask you guys, have you ever heard of a new restaurant chain?

Oh, new restaurant chain. It's new. I don't know, I shouldn't say it's new to me. It's new around here. I've seen them popping up recently and I finally decided to, the family and I decided to finally try it. Haven haven't seen any of these restaurants down in Central Jersey, but up north, seeing them everywhere. And I've seen one

finally opened close enough by a menlo park wall that tilted, killed. That is so weird. I just went to build a bear with her of a menlo park and saw that it was like never heard of it Never heard of this place before so when passing by it looks like you're from the outside all appearances. It looks like a red robin Mm-hmm. It looks like any number of your Yeah, I've been to bees. So you've been to one. Yeah, I have a item. I yeah, okay I was very soon was sort of what you're about to tell I okay, so we finally so on Saturday We're going out for lunch and I asked where you guys want to go and Like oh, we're tired of the same old places. We're tired of you know

We want to try something new and it's like what about we try that tiltec kiln there like well We don't know what kind of food it is and try that tilted kilton there like well we don't know what kind of food it is and and I was a little concerned that it may have been like Scottish food because it kilton everything or I would think right so I was like so we did a quick quick look at the menu online and turns out they got burgers they got chicken tenders, they got your everything that you would expect. All the same garbage at Chain Restaurant. All American food. They drive up there and it's about two o'clock in the afternoon. We walk in and the place is not very busy. She got a house key recently that she's become consumed away. Uh oh, I think you lost it.

Where is it? I don't know. Here it is. Okay. She's got a little Mr. little Mr. me seeks key chain. Hey.

Hey. She's got a little mister little mister me seeks key chain Funnily she just goes outside starts can my car It's like sad now my Hashtag thoughts and prayers So it's a standard American fair you won't get in there's like Just what anywhere you would sit any any any the clientele is exactly what you'd see at a red robin or Fridays or an applebees But there's the podium where you walk in It's very high and I and there's the wait the hostess is like you know greet you and it's like how many we're like three

It's my wife and my daughter and as she walks around the podium We are our jaws hit the ground as she is dressed in What it can only be described as a stripper, right? What are you doing for dinner? I could not believe that she walked around the corner. She's wearing a what a little girl killed school. Guilt killed that's like I came and get it out Of my mouth. I was like I just couldn't believe it when she walked around the corner because I you had Clutching pearls What have prepared me nothing in the world would have prepared me for what when she walked around that corner unless you were having lunch at a strip club

She is there. Kilt is like, is just covering. It's like hooters in the same. It's hooters times. It's a decadent hooters. What do the shirts look like? The shirts are tied up, like tied up little shirts that show all belly and it's a push-up thing.

So the cleavage is right there in your face. It's like a white dress shirt tied up. So it's like a schoolgirl figure. It's a schoolgirl. It's a one-hundreds-and-a-stripper schoolgirl outfit. They say it's a kill. On real how hot she is. Flintin' how how um... How much trouble I got in there. How flimsy it is. Yeah. Like it is shockingly such a little bit of fabric covering all the areas that should be covered. Which is everything about the eyes, right, fucking Alok Bar?

And she brings us to our table and then notice is that there's some stuff on it, like in the table she kind of leans over to clean the table. I couldn't believe it. I was so awkward. So we're like we don't know what to do We don't know and I'm like and I go and soon as she leaves. There's like someone will be right over I like what the hell Who is it with my daughter and my wife? And even my kid is just like she even she goes like what the

She has a say it, but I don't she's gonna say she catches on cuz she's nobody's on yeah nobody's even close to thinking This is what this is what we walk in right and I thought hooters was dying because of the whole like who cares Like it's just a regular Like that's what I've heard. The wings are actually pretty fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't fuck with a hood as well. I was wings up.

There's no place in the planet that has them like there. So the way just, our regular way just comes over and you can't even look at her when you're ordering. We don't, we're like, we make the decision. Well, we don't want to walk out of here. It's so weird to just lend the leave. You're like, well, I don't want to be rude Like the decision was made we drove all the way up here. What are we gonna do? And they're like like we just let it roll when when she comes over

It's like you can't even look at her to be like what you want to order You're just ordering and you're just like I'll have I don't know if that was my reaction to contenders and Coke I mean, I look like you know like a judge wapner is gonna come on a four thirty uh... it was so bad and i got used to the bathroom it's to fucked up shit in the bathroom to i know that it says across painted across the wall

on all three of the four walls is um... no matter how good looking she is, you better believe some dude is tired of her shit already. I'm true, but. For like, and then these are maxims to live by one. And then on the other wall, it's like a cure for blue balls. Yeah. What did I say? I didn't even read it.

I was just like, I couldn't even believe what I was seeing. That's it. I give Brian place about this, I was just like I couldn't even believe what I was seeing I get bright vice about this but you know I just was like and I gotta tell you man. Yeah, but I mean It just wasn't it wasn't good enough to make us go back and experience that again So you went for lunch and then later on you look so what should we do for dinner? I'm in the area It is strange. It's strange that it's this day and age that,

well, how old is this place? Like has it been around? I just recently seen it within 2016. No, it's been around. Yeah, in Jersey, I mean, I've noticed it. I was in 2013. I went down to King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, which is just outside Philly to visit a friend of mine and He was like, oh, you want to go grab something?

You were gonna tilt the killed and I'd never heard of it before and I went in and I you know It's the same thing I was like oh Irish Join Scottish whatever walked in and like to the credit to the one the women in the King of Prussia Killed tilt the killed to gorgeous. I mean I walked in I was like, I didn't have the same reaction to you. I was, yeah, I was, and then one just opened on Staten Island. And I was like, I was surprised. I'm like, that's in this day and age, the way that the world is changing yeah, I'm until to kill thank God for the tilted kill In a world that we're thank God for them. Yeah Otherwise the world is gonna change to a point where you don't want to completely sanitize right, but I believe that

If there were as a commercial presence on TV for this I would not have gone there though. I would not have brought my family. Well, you know brought your daughter right Yeah, I would not have brought my family there. Well, you know, I brought your daughter right, yeah. I would not have brought my family there. You're a real man. I would have told you about it, but I probably wouldn't even go. But I believe though that they need to do a little bit more about public awareness of what's on behind the horse.

Wow, I don't think there's maybe their whole plan is like, let's say on the cover, so I can just tell their wives. Oh, I'm just, I just just headed down to meet the guys, the old Kilt, I'll see you later honey. Like so she can't even Google it. Yeah, like then, you know, he flies under the radar. Oh my God. It is a weird thing.

How sad is it? I mean, I'm glad that you're saying it like they're least backing you up here because it was like, I'm not kidding around me. I'm like the blood drain from my face as she came in because it's like, what the fuck, where are we? Yeah, I mean, it's, it's a weird thing. Where did the blood drain from my face as she came in cuz it's like what the fuck where are we yeah? I mean it's it's a blood go did your wife break the car You with patio sexy over here

I mean at least in a strip club like in a way it's more honest, you know what I mean like you know Everybody knows what they're for you know It was so then killed is it's like oh, you know, but it was the biggest curve ball I've ever experienced in my life You're lucky Like me complaining about Trump I'm trying to think back into my life the biggest curve balls that I've ever been that have been thrown my way And that's got to be up there with like one that's a spitball. That's that's that's a I don't mind it like you did I was like yeah

you're no you would still be surprising single guy yeah I don't think you know red blooded American guy like yourself you're you look at the dictionary your pictures should be there yeah but for me bringing my family here I was a little yeah a little perturbed at like I didn't have the, I didn't have the, I'm sorry to stay. The 4-1-1 on it. That's right.

We didn't want to run out of here because there was so many little bad people there. If we walked out based upon within the first, like second like that, they definitely would have been like why, they knew why we were really, it just wouldn't find, I can't imagine it's the first time I'm in half.

Well, I mean, how, you know, I mean how you know, I mean, I look like Puritan's either. God, I mean, not in front of them. In front of the entire Tel Aviv day body. Yes. Well, how are we looking like Puritan's? We stayed. Because the whole time you were a guest. We were we basically said we basically had chicken tenders in Sodom and Gomorrah. And now they gonna tell me that I'm a period right and your wife is No, a pillar of salt because she turned back and looked up until they killed it Is the driver why in earth are they the audience gonna think I'm a period and I stayed the fact that all the blood you really you know I

Ask for the lens to do a couple Say a couple things are I mean at the end of the night, couple prayers. Yeah, before, you know, because like, maybe that's what he was annoyed at. You're like, I saw, I saw a woman and she was dressed, of course, but I was shocked at the length of her skirt. I like to have a skirt. I'm pretty sure I saw some naked. I'm still going to have a photo. I'm a good boy.

I'm a good boy. Absolutely, it would be surprising because I'm like, wow, have I not heard of this place or I saw it and it never even occurred to me to look into it. I just saw, I was like, I never heard of that place before. Well, I mean, it was our desire to want to try something new and, you know, trying to be a little bit more adventurous. Yeah, you know, and there's something to be said about, you know, too much adventure. Yeah, there, oh, there's, without a doubt, there's, there's can be too much adventure, you need.

Right. Everybody's always looking for more adventure. Yeah, he's, yeah. So being satisfied with the adventure you got. They need to get their kicks. We just go to a nice place like Bob Evans. You know what the score is? Nobody's going to come out in a little skirt.

The first tilted kit, Kilt Pub and Edory was open in the Las Vegas Rio Hotel and Casino in 2003. So it's relatively new. Right. Like I said, on the landscape where I usually drive, I've been seeing them pop up and you know, they look like your standard, you know, fast food, not fast food, but like your red robin, your your double beast from the all appearances on the outside but The outward appearance is getting that how are the guys dressed the workout guys There were no no no in that in that building we were in that afternoon

So you just get your coat on we're going to the tilt to go They have big arched burgers. Don't worry. I know you love burgers. You know what? And I think, and I guess it's up to me to do a little bit more investigation before I bring, and you know, my family there, but all I did was look at the menu. I would never have dreamed I would have to look any further than the menu though. Yeah. Oh, you just looked online at the menu.

Yeah, we looked at the menu on the way up and we're like, what are they served there? And they're like, oh, yeah, they served this, they served this. And we're like, all right, let's just go in and. Mm-hmm. It's about a half hour away, so we on the way up and we're like, what are they served there? And they're like, oh, yeah, they served this, they served this. We're like, all right, let's just go in. It's about a half hour away. So we took the ride up. So what was the conversation when you left? Was Erie what was it just quiet the whole way home? Like Alicia Wink.

Right. Just trying to a counselor. I know you're not supposed to text a drug dad, but just please tell father lands. Please. Oh wow, they are not like, I mean these, I'm looking at their website, the Kilt Girls. I mean, if you want to be a Kilt Girl, it looks like you better have some OBSUNELY big boobs. Yeah. They don't have big boobs too. I didn't notice it for the boobs. I mean, they were up. They're just going big boobs with yeah, they're pretty but they look like they're going big

You know, I'm not crazy about and I prefer a little diversity here. I don't want all fucking white chicks Then you go up to the one by mental park wall Why the way it was it's a very diverse Staff All right, that's what I care about Do you drove all the way up to the mental park wall? Oh, we do we drive much farther than that for our I say that's what I care about. Do you drove all the way up to the Menoparple? Well, we drive much farther than that for our purpose. I say that's not that far. Yeah, that's how we spend an afternoon.

We'll take the drive out to a faraway place and dine. Sometimes here's a truck of mountains. I'm just a stripper. That's life in a nutshell. Yeah, it got me thinking. There are worse surprises than stumbling upon a bunch of hot chicken food. Yeah, there are. But for our family, it was one of the biggest ones for us.

For our life experiences, it was traumatizing for a couple of minutes. And then we got to gain better composure. You couple minutes and then you know I completely understand that you got triggered and then you uh yeah Uh maybe think though I had a question for you guys um That I want to see you how you would uh how you Would answer this um Would you guys be four or against teaching? What's the world where I had this conversation. My schoolgirls' proper stiltware. I'm forward, but I don't know if I should. She's a senior, right?

Should morals and ethics be now be taught in school? Yeah, isn't it already? I don't think so. I don't think I think they kind of stray away from morals and ethics. It's more about facts. Walt and I had a philosophy class and our other schoolie understand. You're not talking about college, you're talking about. from morals and ethics. It's more about facts. Walt and I had a philosophy class in our other school. You understand? You're not talking about college. You're talking about... I'm talking about public school, like early grades from grade one to senior year in high school,

should there be a moral and ethics curriculum? What? No. They hardly have sex education, and they're going to talk to people about morals and ethics. Who's morals and ethics morals and ethics of teaching The most obvious ones. I don't know what that I'm not even fucking around here. I don't know what that means like what do you mean? What is a what is a what is an obvious? I'm not I'm not fucking around a dude a bit like what thou shalt now kill you think I need to teach that?

Yeah, you look at you how many how many murders are committed in Chicago this year? Okay, so they don't teach it a lot of really white suburban fucking schools They're like you guys know That if you fire that gun at some point you're gonna kill them right and it's not cool You know, you don't need to claim turf or colors or any other number of things. I think Grayson pay attention. I'm talking to you. I don't care if you're mother. Yeah, I'm not telling you again.

I don't care if your mother's here to pick you up and it'll fucking enter. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, all right then then thou shalt not steal Put I mean shouldn't these things thou shalt not lie? I don't want I don't think I want the government in charge of teaching So basically the thing Morals and ethics you know the obvious morals and ethics Don't cheat people

Being honest person be a good person How many classes does it take to learn? And how older are the kids that they're trying to reprogram? What parents? What are parents job in all this? Well, yes, and now there's that there, I was waiting for it, want to use to mention that. It shouldn't be the responsibility of the parents. But let's be honest.

In 2017, do you think that most parents, whether by either by just, you know, a lack of parenting skills, or they're just too busy? Most parents are not teaching those. I think most parents are getting across the do not kill. Yeah. Yeah, this huge hurdle. Well, let's have you ask you this. Did you ever have the sex talk with you? Either of your parents? No. All right, did you ever have the thou shalt not kill talk with your any of your parents?

No. Who's? I went to, well, I went to, I went to, uh, CCD. OK. Yeah. So they had a cover. They figured they were paying for it. Yeah, but I don't think we want to put the government,

put a bunch of Catholic priests in charge to teach you the kids more. Whoa, whoa. The fuck the lids won't have that. I don't think I want the government in charge of deciding morals and ethics. But where are these kids going to get? That's called indoctrination. If the government's teaching you what? It's weird that you could say that you that you you immediately find the word morals and ethics

As a bad thing that you've you've named to Unfucking deniable things like fine. Okay. What about cheating someone are cheating just cheating right But again to me that's so obvious like for an entire course of moral and ethics you have to get into and I don't give a fuck if it's like you start in kindergarten and go all the way through senior year if a person wants to cheat on their boyfriend girlfriend whatever they're probably going to I think you're wrong though I think that since you you have no case studies to show that with with being a pounded into your head and how wrong it is, that it could not change culture dramatically if we were teaching, you know what? Right, but you see what happens

when they pound ideals into kids' heads, they fucking end up being like suicide bombers and weird shit like that where it's like, this is the only way to think that they're pounding your fucking, yeah, but you're pounding the wrong shit into those heads and you're pounding it, someone's gonna be a suicide bomber, your t, your pounding hatred.

I don't think it's wrong though. Yeah, but you're probably going to think it's all for the greater glory of God, right? Which is like the ultimate. Like, what's wrong with that? That's way more important than like, hey, don't cheat on your wife or stone her if she talks to her cousin. Right, but what's wrong with pounding it? Of course, rapes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, oh, you won't get yourself raped, huh? Well, get on, get on. I throw some rocks at you, son of a dead. You're gonna use that society as your barometer? Yes. That's ridiculous, though.

But what's wrong with pounding into our children's heads, from the very beginning and early on age, not pounding, that's the wrong word, but... Reemphorcing. A steady stream of good behavior and proper way to treat other people ethically and morally. Why are you so... So the same government... Like, no, no, I don't want that.

Yeah, the same government who steals, and lies, and cheats, and covers all the other... Same government that fucking gave you your education. Yeah, look at me. Yeah, because you chose because you didn't have because you didn't have anybody telling you the right way though. Pam and Edgar, I would assume right. Did they though? I had to go to the Sunday school in church all the time.

I'm not talking about God here. I'm not talking about teaching about God. But that's where a lot of people get like, we're talking about teaching them about like, Hey, you're going to sell your used car like teaching giving him this school plan Give him this for like a assignment. Yeah, these are the things that are wrong with the car I guess you don't want to sell your car You're gonna tell him everything and you do you do you tell the other fun of a soulman that does it around? I wish he had taken this class

You're all turned around on this. But you don't think that like you can tell you could help shape and form a person early on to have morals and ethics. So I think morally we're kind of bankrupt at this point in the country. It's no good job to do that. Do you think? You don't think we're, you don't think we are? I don't know, like in what, what? I mean, most people are not murderers. Most people, I I think don't steal unless unless you're talking about like unless you're talking about theft by deception

at Suncoast video. Hey man. I don't know. No class. He has who has no sin cast the first stone. Right. Yeah. Okay. But I wish that I wish that I had had this course.

But we are actually you didn't do it Sunday, Jeff did it But we are at the pinnacle of human history right now. It's never been better than this right? It's never been more fucking quote unquote moral and It is now I mean the outrage going around is outrageous, but like but but, but, but the amount of murders, the amount of deaths, the sickness, illness, all that shit is out of its lowest point in human history. And that's like, if you're going to give examples like Chicago,

you have to get the parents to get the fucking kids to school to take the place. The problem is the breakdown in like the family structure, right? That's mostly, but you can feel that void a little bit, though, if you were to go in here with a good curriculum of moral Well, that's where you have your board of ed you have you who they decide like what's the moral You trust them to teach them the math you taught you trust them you are you ain't going any board meetings to find out the curriculum

Math is enough. Of course not too busy. Math isn'th is meth like there's no way for them to sneak it all right was science science that's objective science bullshit i don't know the wall the more i hear about Stephen Hawking the more i'm like god damn you were a fucking right here in the anti-st even walking the wall you i heard that he's just like making shit up yeah just saying stuff because he just wants to get the the the what's the crackly wants up. Yeah, he's just saying stuff. He's just wants to get the cracklings. He wants to get TV time.

He wants kudos. But like science can definitely be. But science is like, I like impractical jokers. I got sounds good to me. But science is accepted as a constantly evolving thing. You're gonna get taught facts that aren't correct. That aren't correct all the time. And you know that, it's accepted.

Who's accepted by? I don't accept it. It was accepted throughout our entire school I've always I've always felt that I've always kind of you don't accept that science against the science and what they're telling me I don't I don't believe it, but that's accepting it. It's not accepting it. You're accepting that science. I reject it No, no, no, you reject science because you accept what I'm saying. That science almost can't be trusted because it's always evolving and changing. Now that is not taught in school like that though, and you know it. But I know it. How do I know it? Because you formed your own opinion. Great. So I consider you, but I consider you a moral and ethical superior to the most people I I can oh you were talking to me. I was talking to you.

I could not make that same statement. JW. I believe you and I believe it has all to do with your upbringing. Family, schooling. Yes. So you were the not school. You were a benefit. You benefited from your upbringing. Yes. It helped.

Help form the man you are now without a doubt. But you look at the shit that I was taught even about American history in school isn't is so wildly incorrect that by the time you start figuring out what the fuck's going on like they they haven't fixed that. You read those textbooks when I was a kid, the 80s and stuff like that. Like it's a, it's a, they're selling a version of American history that isn't true. Not even close. So if we accept that though, why can't we accept? I'm sorry, go ahead. Go ahead. What's like, do we accept that or is it changing?

Well, you say that most people accept that science is always evolving and that what we were taught in school possibly, most likely will change over the course of time. Pluto. Why are then you? Why are we reluctant then to teach the basics in morals and ethics? Like, what is wrong with telling a kid, like showing a kid, hey, when you're selling your, like you're selling a house, you know, don't hide these things.

Why would you be against that? What about if you're renting a house and it's a fucking shit with no lights? I just don't want the government deciding what is morals to teach kids. But it varies from culture to culture too. Like what is moral and ethical to say? State to state.

Yeah, like is it immoral to smoke weed say? I know that you think so, but a lot of people don't. In fact, some states, like, okay, so when a state legalizes we'd say Colorado, right? prostitution or prostitution, if they legalize it, does it then make it okay because the states said okay? You would be against Our children being taught that prostitution is not leading a moral lifestyle. But why? Would be such a horrible thing to not, it's not a kind of a death.

So it's a raise of children to instinctively have it out for women who have no choice in life, but to resort to prostitution. Not out, but like, you know, like why would I want to teach that these poor women, I mean, these fucking prostitutes are not out there because they love it. They're out there because life forced them into it.

So now I'm being taught that it's a moral on 10. So it's like, then everybody's judging them for whatever, whatever got them into it. Yeah. Which many times is some dude who's fiddling with them at some point. Sure. And meanwhile, it's not a moral in some states.

So, yeah, you can't let the state decide like, or like, what about ethics? Like, weed is, morals and maybe, okay, go ahead. So, you can't say, okay, so in Colorado, I'm acting totally moral by smoke and weed, but then once I cross the border, into say, you know, now I'm a moral again.

We just thought about it before we turn on the mic's, how like, we've talked about bio-shock and and how whatever but like interracial dating was immoral Yeah, but you're talking about 2017 standards. We wouldn't be we wouldn't be even touching on stuff Right 2017 2050 right but that but that had like you said though, but that has been That way since the dawn of the school. It's not right, but that but that had like you said though, but that has been that way since the dawn of the school But it's not right, but you can't change where you if you okay, so then you can knock down the schools then and no more schooling No, you can make it worse. They are always changing are already evolving

Well, you can't you don't have to make it worse by putting in from all right, let's throw out morals and let's just go stick to ethics ethics There are a lot more to find ethics for me. As you say it. Yeah. Being always being honest and straightforward and truthful. I'll look up the definition of ethics. I just want to, I will. Being upfront and being honest and not being. Ethics was more of like a code of,

like more of a code that you live by. More principles, principles that govern a person's behavior or conducting of an activity. What is wrong with that though? Like having that I don't want the fucking government deciding what is ethical or not. I don't know. They can't decide it for you because even if you're taught certain things, like then you're like, this is the way you think.

Right. This is how you're supposed to think. Don't think otherwise. Don't think otherwise is now going to teach you ethics like I don't want it that's not like you're not going to school in the in the 17th century though no but is there such a thing as systematic racism yes that's fucking that government that that props that up you want to put the government is you know the government isn't probably that they're do they're moving in Oh to destroy that though Everyone thinks everyone thinks that like the cops the cops are evil. Yes, the fucking government

Well, you you know that like do you remember there's a way back in the early 90s a guy wrote a book I care members and everything was Gary Webb, but it was about the CIA introducing crack into poor urban neighborhoods. And I remember telling you about it, and you roundly dismissed me say, because it was like a conspiracy thing, which now I can't keep you away from forever reason. But then it turned out that it looks like it was true. It was true.

It looks like or without a doubt it was true. That's a big difference. Sure. Well, not in this fucking world. Not in this world. I maybe said it. I was 40 years ago. I said it.

He said it now that's ruined his life. Toskey Yehrman. Yeah, Sifilis. You know what I mean? You're using the most bizarre and outrageous. now that's ruined his life. Toskey Yehrmann. Yeah, Sifilis. You know what I mean? You're using the most bizarre and outrageous... Fucking push!

Who was his vice president? That guy. That was an inch Amy. In bed with the fucking weapons contract. Black water. He was directly dropping over. But you're talking about curriculum. We're not talking about a curriculum.

You're putting some of the most immoral and unethical people in charge of deciding who's going to be like what the code is. If I was talking about anyone you're talking about the Clintons you're talking about JFK Lyndon B Johnson Nixon any of these fucking people. Any way in school if no one goes over and scrutinizes it like this the way you guys are so scared of. Nobody nobody. Who hands their child off to a school and says okay You're gonna go you're gonna get taught ethics by the government today Like I don't think people do that or that um what would be wrong They should know what not to lie and told them to be honest and integrity fine That's one one class now what but your but your parents are Supposed to but I but we live in a world now where the parents don't, maybe they don't

have time or maybe they're just not interested or maybe they don't have strong ethics and to, you know, to pass on to their kids. Sure. You're absolutely right about that. Like, it will vary from person to person. But to say, like, here's a blanket, here's a, here's, here's just a bunch of things. Here's a bunch of points we need to hit. Don't kill anybody. Don't steal their money. Don't lie to them. It's like a lot of kids, if they haven't learned that by the

time they're in school, then I don't know if they're going to be able to grasp it. All right, Dio, what do you agree with the concept of a class that teaches kids how to balance a checkbook, how to write a check, how to finance? Fist-to-file. But you're okay with that. Yeah, lights are called life skills. Yeah. You don't think having integrity and morals is not a life skill?

You don't think that they'd be more prepared for their life? No, I think you're missing my point, which is just like whose ethics are being taught. Do you want, do you want me to be the teacher of the class? No, we will. No, you don't. You don't. But who's we? But the the board of education in every... Edgar was on the board of education. So what? That doesn't mean he wasn't, he wasn't functioning enough or didn't have what he fucking cranked out. Yeah, but doesn't mean he couldn't pass. Just see.

He couldn't pass, give a thumbs up to the curriculum, though, of like of what it's going to be. He could give the thumbs up. So other people come up with it. It would vary from, it would vary from community to community. They would approve the curriculum. Okay. Now think about what you're saying, which is what they do, what do they do every school year? Yeah, I'm in the checkbook doesn't change from state to state,

and it's a necessary life. But spending, fiscal, responsibility, right? You want that taught, right? I think it's way more important than they have to shoot. They teach. Yes. Okay, who's to say that like, you know, that it's, don't run up your credit card bill like Kevin did. That wouldn't be fiscally responsible to make clerks Kevin. Kevin wasn't running around Kevin took a shot. Kevin wasn't running around running up 10 grand and credit card bills buying bullshit on an app store like that's a world of difference. I think son would go fun me so someone else will pay for it. And for one Kevin Smith is a fucking thousand fucking not Kevin Smith who was that's

conservative. Yeah. So I, to me, I just don't want the government in charge of like fucking deciding what is ethical and what is moral. They can't decide it for the country. They certainly shouldn't decide it for the future generations. You know, who does that? Fucking North Korea.

Yeah. That's what they do. They drill into these kids. This is what is more. You're saying the basics is what I think a lot of kids know by that point. I think you'd be surprised that they don't know though. I think you'd be shocked at what they what they consider. You think kids have to be taught not to kill each other? No, I think that's the extreme. I'm not right. But like, but there's a but there's a character and integrity.

I think I don't think there would be anything wrong with having some a course on that. Maybe not a daily course, but like maybe like, you know, you go to your health class and they implement it in the health class. And you're talking year after year. Yeah. Oh, yeah. At least you live. You focus on it. You've on your chapter about. I want to teach it. I would. No, no, I mean, I can see a very passionate about it. On the board of education, on the

fucking instructor. Debating the moral and ethics of existing lessons, what you just said, I don't think bothers me as much, because then it's kind of up to the teacher to guide the students to figure out the right answers on their own, or at least discuss them and come to some sort of, you know, you can't disagree. Nowadays, anyway, without getting fucking crucified, so I don't know, I'm not sure, dude.

You know, teaching them that, you know, to be, to be to take responsibilities and to, um, to man up or woman up when you've done something wrong, and, you know, and just these things that like- But what's wrong now? Now it's all subjective. We know what's wrong. Like, you make a mistake, when you've done something and, you know,

and you need to apologize for it, or you need to take responsibility for it, and you do it. That is the biggest lesson I've ever learned in my life. If I had to sum up the most important thing I've learned in my life, it's that. You make a mistake, you call it our first, and you own it, and you're fucking. And you move on, right?

And you move on. No, you don't, you repeat it on a podcast, and make it funny. Right, yeah. But you can't, that's gotta be learned. You can't teach that. You gotta, you can try though. You can help.

But steer. I think that is still my late 20s. Everything is so absent. Cause you didn't even try it in school though, maybe. No, I don't know. You went to a fucking old boys' Catholic school. They had to be fucking hammering you with more of a, almost to the tea.

All my teachers were fucking retired cops and filial. Yeah, I got lessons. Yeah. I don't know, almost to the T, all my teachers were fucking retarded cops. I'm falling in. Yeah, I got lessons. Yeah. I don't know. And all through his 20s. That was the conversation. That was the conversation we had on the way home from Tilted Kilt though. Really?

Yeah. Was everybody in agreement? What a thrill ride it must be. If you was a dad. It sounds pretty wild though. My daughter was in the camp with you, Q. She was like, yeah. Well, why should that should not be my teacher's

responsibility to tell me what's right or wrong and decision making and, you know, that's your job to try to instill those things into me. And I was like, yeah, but you know I'm on the job 24-7. These four, I know, you gotta tell me. I don't know. I don't know. Can we go to the goddamn hotel? You know I'm on the job 24 7 these four I know There's fuck ups or that are you know that around us that aren't on the job. They're fucking neck They're they're they're the Don Fishing for their whole lives, you know, they put the sign up and what the kids are on Yeah, so give me

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