Tell Em Steve-Dave - #365: Nobody’s Goat

Episode Date: February 15, 2018

Walt extolls the virtues of Tim vs Time. Q misses the point of a museum. Music: Desmond - Exile

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Yeah. I think. All right. We're going to do it. Well, we got any announcements first. Q, you're super apologetic. We're not going to the con. You want it to go.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm not really apologetic. It wasn't my fault. You want issue an apology I don't I mean I was fucking out of an airport I you know it should happen did two flights got canceled on me what am I supposed to shit just doesn't happen someone needs we held accountable I would say Detroit the city of Detroit the D come on man like you know how fucking let down I was the one trip I I want to take in the entire year we talked about it for a while and I was like fucking off course, so though I want to leave my house finally and this is what happens

But we're gonna have a second bite at the apple in Chicago. Yeah, that's what I hear can't I'll be there pinball Well, no can't walk out of pinball. Yes. Oh, that's right. Yeah Pinball, I'm hosting the Stern pro circuit championship pinball I'm hosting the Stern Pro Circuit Championship pinball tournament in Chicago with the bottom lounge and March 24th by time you hear this ticket's probably sold out. Why because it's called the bottom lounge and being in my bottom all? Oh yeah, but I've enlisted you my friend to come with me. Yes. I'm gonna get my hands dirty on this one.

We're gonna have some fun. Assistant pinballerer. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun Yeah, so that'll be good. Maybe we should like do a four-color deming meetup with some shit there Yeah, I'll forget something. I went to one in yes in Detroit That's fun. It was good. How many people showed? Probably like 15. Oh, it's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Once I've tilt to kill, see Walt there. I did not hide nor hear it though. I gotta say that when I did go in there are like the doors

have two scantily clad women on them like in stained glass. You don't notice that walking in? I can't see stained glass. I don't know if you know that. I didn't know it was like a color-blind kind of thing. I just see stained glass. I don't know if you know that. I don't know. I don't know. It's like a color-blind kind of thing. I just see complete glass. So when you go to a kitty, that is the best claim you've ever made on this. So when he goes to a cathedral, he's like, I don't see the big deal.

There's just windows. He somehow sees the roof and looks like a clear. Wow. Because I'm not paying attention, you know. Well, it doesn't mean everyone has. I love my wife. I don't see other women. Everybody says dude to me.

I didn't notice it when I walked through the doors of the Tilted Kilton up in Edison. I did not notice the stained glass. I gotta say they make a hell of a tater tot. Yeah? Yeah. Some tater tot. Did you pay the bill? What did other people pick up for you?

No, I thought it would be nice to get a little back. No, I gave a little bit. No, that would have been really nice. Yeah, it's sweet. No, we gave a little bit back. I gave so much back. In fact, I was talking to a couple members and they had just gone to see the 50 shades of gray.

Okay. 50 shades freed. I suppose whatever it is, and I'm looking at the guy like the fuck for you know, and he said, oh, you know, she drags them to me and she tried to get me to read the books. Would you immediately said to me? She wants to get fucking busy, she wants to get busy, she wants to get tired of it. You know, I think about that, like a fucking tiger. Less than 10 seconds I had to figure it out.

So we went on Amazon and I bought on his first restraint system. Oh, nice. So now they're going to, well, who's getting, I guess, her, she's getting, yeah, I think she was a, did you disagree with what I was saying? She's the packy. Yeah, I think she was a she'd disagree with what I was saying So she's probably withdrawn her sexual life saver. She said thank you. I'm down to clown. This is Restraint be the what is a BDSM? Bondage see them. Yeah, oh bind kill, BTK. Yeah, that's exactly that. I was like, can your wife take a ride with me? No, what is that? There was a bondage,

dominance, Sato massacres. Is that it? I think so. So yeah, she's dragging them to the movies and trying to get them to read the books. She's telling them something. Time, yeah, she's dragging them to the movies and trying to get them to read the books. She's telling them something. Time you up, time you down. So we went on Amazon and found a reasonably priced, restrained system so it can tie up as leading. Velcro or leather. I think it was, come on.

It's like a crazy. I already bought them drinks now. No, I got it again. Yeah, so it's just very good. Velcro is so pretty. You can get out of it if you got a Gerald's game situation going on. I know. crazy I already bought them drinks now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, love for a separate. Get out of it. If you got a Gerald's game situation going on, I know. That's why I never use Velcro anymore. You got away and almost got me a lot of trouble.

I, uh, that always seems silly to me that stuff. Time people up. Yeah, I mean, if you get a, if you're going to go for the whole say don't massacism, think go for it. Like, you know, like the fact that this kits on Amazon for it, I mean if you can if you're gonna go for the whole Sadom assacism thing go for it like you know like the fact that this kits on Amazon for it I mean look it's too mainstream listen. I'm I'm gonna retract my stuff The the opposite advice of what I was given yeah anybody who's who's Enjoying themselves with their with their partner. Please continue to do so without my judgment I apologize for that statement. Say I did apologize tonight. Look at you. I did not hear judge anybody else I'm just saying well the corny shit's like, I think I'd be way like, like brushing a feather lightly on, so I guess people like that though, but I would just be like, uh, feather. There we go, brush with a feather wool.

Um, I think that's a chicken once. I was sick for three months. I'm not, yeah, I don't think I'm, I can touch feathers. I get a look, I get that the chicken wants. I was sick for three months. I'm not, yeah, I don't think I'm, I can touch feathers. I get a, I get bad like hives and stuff. Any kind of feather. Dependent on the feather. Peacock feather was fuck you up, bro.

I almost got killed by a peacock feather. Not by the feather, by the, by the, by the mad bird. A regular peacock when they came after me Where were you? What's it pop one part? Oh, where they take like the beach at animals and show they walk around freely and You know I was trying to be you know not I was trying to get a nice close as close as I could to it Mm-hmm. Where you taking his picture? No, I just I just want to see how close I get before it would move before you touch Yeah, then I moved towards me so fast that I had to run, you know, it was scary. Can you get you there? He didn't get me though.

Free of a bird. Oh, I had a I had a conversation with Q the other day. Well, in bits and pieces, he called me and I hear a bunch of noise and rustling around and shouting and hold on, but he hold on a second. Fuck you. He's yelling and the phone goes dead. And then he calls back and he's in the midst of a road rage incident with some. Well, I was angry. I was laughing. No, he sounded maniacal. Yeah, that kind of like that kind of laugh makes people like uneasy. Yeah, the kind of laugh. That's like, all right, you're world lose. It's your world. Yeah, yeah, like unhinged. Yeah. Yeah. He's shouting out. I mean, and he's doing, he's out laughing. He's like, fuck you. How

do you want to do this? Pal? You want to do this? And then the phone goes dead again, and I'm like, oh, for Christ's sake. At no moment, can I be 100% certain he's okay? I'm fine. Then he... Who fucking cuts someone off in a fucking accessorite bus? And not even cut me off, like, almost drove me into the divider. That's what I could take a cut off at this point in my life.

And then gave you like a look or something, or any of your life. Then it was fuck here at the end. Yeah, I'm the ass. I mean, he's almost on a BQE, which is raised. That's two stories high. I was just in the lane and he drove a bus. If I didn't jam in the brakes,

he would have ran my car into the metal railing on the side. Possibly over. So what am I supposed to do here? So you got a car. Oh, no, no, I just caught up to him and started screaming. He caught up to him now. The third time he called back, which was,

I gotta say, it was pretty funny. He's just like, I'm like, hello. He's like, I made that motherfucker Mrs. Exit. What's the best part? I'm like, oh my God, that may be left. So you drumway, having felt you bested that. Yeah, bested. Because I too had a road incident.

I can't say I walked away. There I was driving in a sex abuse. I was driving and I was pulling into my local food town. And apparently I didn't make the turn quick enough while I was the highway into the food town. Because I guess she was like 25, 30-year-old. Woman started blaring on the horn and screaming at me to make the turn. What are you doing make the turn? Let me pose as you were Walt. Um, so it's it's late at night

So there's not there's only like me and this woman who just pulled into the parking lot I don't want to Make it to what's a coin you make it worse? So I wait for her to go inside because she's still looking over at me. She's giving me the evil eye Like your hands are up in the air and like she's all animated. So I want to try diffuser a little bit Right, so you're feeling you stole her car. I stay in the car. Oh, I stay in the car till she goes in because I don't want her to But wait a second, huh? You're I don't want her to fuck. But wait a second. Huh?

You're a white male, aren't you supposed to be menacing every woman you see? And you're being menaced? Dude, pull the bitches. You're like a sold-down. Pull his card. Pull his card. Are you sure she was the girl in this equation? No, I mean...

I'm looking at her and I can see that she keeps looking over her shoulder to see if I'm going to get out of the car and I'm like, I'm... So come at me,, bro, so I'm just gonna wait till she goes in. Yeah, that's my adult That's probably the more adult way to hand because I don't know, you know, I'm not sure She's this angry about me just not turning quick enough into a yeah, to a to a store Yeah, I know I don't know how How it could go if I get out and I antagonize she might have a little darenger in her in her garden So I go into the store It's like I go into the store my wife was like we need we need to get these things I can't just and it's a Sunday night. It's late at night

So there's really no other place I can go. I gotta go in even though I'm like maybe I should just go to a different store Oh, your wife was with you. No, she was oh 9 o'clock at night or no about quarter to nine and the food time closes at nine So I'm like sure I just wait for her to come back out? Or should I go in? No before? Maybe I should just maybe she just hook a hose for my exhaust into the car and I want to think about this anymore And so she so she made her exit is what you said in the store now. He's about the big the final action She's in the store. I assume that she's in shopping.

Right. So I'm like, I'm gonna run and get what I gotta get and get out before she sees me. Tam ponds from away the store, I said, I'm gonna go on. So I go in and sure enough I go in, she's at the courtesy desk. She's the worker?

I could, no, she's at the courtesy desk waiting, it's gonna you walk in, you're right, you hit the courtesy desk as soon as you walk in could know she's at the currency desk waiting is gonna walk in you're right that you're you He's a person as soon as you walk in and she's there Okay, yeah, yeah, I know the story. Yeah, so I know it recognize you enough Well, they only I was only one to park on that there's only two people in the parking lot Because it's one of the immense the closing one of the cashiers like is that one of the ugly mother fuckers on comic book men? There's a security guard at this, at this food town.

Full to all the time, yeah. It's really weird. Like why do they need a full time security guard there all the time? It's just that it happens. He's doing it at a controlled 25 year old woman. And so she's, she is sitting there and she is, her, she's focused on the door, waiting for you to walk in. Yeah.

So I walk in and I just, she was waiting for you. She was waiting at the Cursey counter. I think she was doing something else there, but she was looking over her shoulder you to walk in. Yeah. So I walk in and I just, she was waiting for you? She was waiting at the Cursey counter. I think she was doing something else there, but she was looking over her shoulder waiting to, punch her. She's on a bike chain, a rough run of socks. She's tough looking too.

That comes, this is probably the female Brian Johnson, I would imagine. It's probably how I feel all the time. She's that angry over this. So I walk in and I see her and I like just know it denied. I can't walk by her so I go I go

Come on. I go you're talking about somebody who didn't pull into the park a lot quick enough and I smiled Said it just like that. It's pretty little sunset. I tried to bring a cute little bit of humor to it Now we're about to find out why I'm the way I'm talking about you. No, no, I walked in She's I'm walking in and I have to walk by her. So I say to her, I go, come on, I said all that over because I didn't pull into the parking lot quick enough. Come on. And she goes off. She goes all funny. Put out the olive. She's back to his hand away. She goes, this, she goes, you're ignorant. She goes, you're an ignorant motherfucker, she goes.

And I go, I go, whoa, I go, and I look at the security guard. I look at the security guard, like, what are you going to do? See, now I like being in this position, too, because now you could just style it way down and let how it go, fucking nuts, and look like a fucking man. She said I was ignorant at least four times. Why are you ignorant, ignorant? I don't know.

I'm in her hypothesis. I'm, again, I'm, I look at the security guard. I'm like, like, it's almost like, come on, take control of sit and wait. If you were yelling at her like this, it wouldn't have gone on for more than a second. Right. And so I go, I go, I go, you are going to put yourself in an early grave. I said, this can't possibly be, this can't possibly be why you're this angry over this. I said, I pulled into the parking lot tad slower than you would have wanted me to. I go, I go, this is what it's all about. She goes,

she goes, she looks at this cherry, he goes, he goes, he was harassing me, she goes, he's harassing me out in the parking lot, she goes, I wouldn't come in, I said, I didn't even come in, I go, I wouldn't come in until you left, I didn't even come in. I go, I wouldn't come in until you left. I said, I didn't want to even have this conversation. And this cardigan looks at me, he goes, let her go. What? And I go, what do you mean, let her, guys? I'm not obstructing her.

I go, she can, she can, what are you talking about? Let her go. He goes, let her go. And I'm like, oh, we're not dating. I'm not talking about. And she just started to berate me more. Yalette me and say I was ignorant. And she got out.

That's when I turn on the security guard. And I'm like, you're a fucking cunt. You are a cunt. Well, he would, and I looked at him, and I looked at him like I was wrong. Like he knew I was wrong. I looked at him like with those eyes, like a puppy who had just been like, you know, like.

I'll date me security guard. I was like, what? You make $7 an hour. Why did you do that? home he looked at he put his head down and then took his clipboard and just kind of shuffled away he knew that he had probably made the wrong call but he was like I can't possibly take a chance on citing what you about this well that's the world you want ladies there you fucking go you can all act like raging cunts and a fucking stupid security guard will fucking be on your side. It was

Disheartening so he he wow that is an engine. That is a very telling thing he said He's like no matter what you did or did it do? No, he didn't he did say anything. took that from his eyes he looked at me with those eyes of like I looked at him like I was like bro why'd you do that right and he's like he's like but I was like I kind of implied them like come on man what the fuck was that all about and he's like bro I'm a fucking invertebrate and a security guard outfit I've got fucking zero spine he took a pussy he took his clip word look down and just went about his way and he didn't want to talk about it anymore and I mean I don't even know it lay out

You're a different guy than me. I did yeah I thought I handled it okay, but even even at night. I still look like a nice guys finish last man Yeah, absolutely I would feel to you if I didn't finish last If you're the security guard if you're you I would if you're walled in that situation you could have went back out or instead I will I haven't the past yeah But you know what someone who's already that out there? What are you gonna gain? Just oh, I'm sorry go ahead. No, no, no, no In the past I have gone at there was some younger female girls, and I took them to task Remember I said right

I'm gonna die alone. I remember you know, and I think I think I did that I think I did that It says about me I go I think I did that because I didn't feel threatened by them, but this girl this woman's Girl, I felt threatened and her presence she was that angry and irrational that I was like I don't want to she's a time bomb Yeah, but these but those girls that gave me her time and have any problem like you take that Yeah, and every problem was like slamming them down on you with a nice Curly, yeah, it was fucking pretty classic. You should have just focus at the same thing the her this fuckers at the same thing that her. Yeah, she's in a process of that reality. And it was so sad, it was like, when I get my stuff, I gotta get it, and I go out, and

I'm like, I'm thinking, I'm like, I hope she's not outside. I hope she's not outside. She's like, you're dead after shopping. But thankfully she had left. Oh man. That's a fucking pretty sad. So that you, that you did up to, even waiting, like waiting, like taking time out of your fucking very finite life to be like, let me just let this fucking

nutty broad calm down a little bit. I'll be learning something from that. Like you could have keyed her car while she was in there. And never like push the shopping cart into it. Or maybe I should just take that turn a little bit quicker next time. Or you know, dude, I live 30 seconds from that store. You call me and I will be there. To what?

To fuck it. You could stand behind me. Just go after her. I was just like, I'll dress her in the fucking security right now. I told my wife this and I told her. She's probably going through something rough right now. Her period. And I was.

So what you're getting involved with your old career? Oh no, no, she was in her 20s. She was younger than I was. She was like in her 20s. Definitely a period. Yeah, I didn't mean that. Well, I didn't mean that. It's just a separate, other period.

I just said she's probably going struggling. She's in a month, they got a one and four chance of it. You just got to take the turns a little bit quicker. You know what? What did your wife say? I'm curious. She was happy that how I handled it. She thought I did the right thing.

She's here on the house. But I said, you know, she's probably, she's probably struggling right now with something and I was just an easy target for her to vent on. No matter how fast you took that turn, it could have been faster enough for it probably. Probably. I was just gonna take it no matter what.

And you know what, and thankfully, she laid into me and not somebody else that would bring you know that the situation could have got real ugly. I'm almost like a hero, I thought I told my wife. You know what? Pretty much in a whipping boy sort of way. Yeah, in a cowed bitch a kind of Concepts nothing you can do. There's only two things you had screened back at yourself worked up I mean, what you have with Susan member to post office worker

I killed a woman got arrested soul You you pummeled her into the afterlife. And I felt this one, I probably wasn't going to win. And especially when I saw the security guard. It just says it's gone out. You're just waiting. Just waiting. Yeah, that was a lesson learned now.

Wow. It's OK, really. I think there is a lesson to be learned. You handled it the way you did, and she owned you. Poned you some might say. I'm not going to deny it. Q fucking made a guy, Mrs. Exit. That was so happy because I was just trying to get off that exit, because I'm what I did as I got in front of him.

Right? And the exit off the BQE, like, you got to go down off the ramp, and he put his blinker and he's trying to go and I just fucking got right in front of it and started cursing out of it and he was trying to get over so he just waited and blocked him until he passed the exit and then I was like alright see that is a win speaking of wins yeah you got to go four miles out of the way did you did you guys watch a Super Bowl speaking of wins I watched the first half with with Sal and then I left. Oh was it a football party? There was a football party. You didn't get invited? I didn't. I didn't even honestly I didn't know until after the Super Bowl that the Super Bowl is happening or who

was in it. Oh wow it was amazing. One of the like one of the best games ever in a Super Bowl was Staten or it was almost like a video game. It was that there was no defense played. It was a arena football game. It was just back and forth, back and forth. The Eagles with a backup quarterback. It was a great story, man. It's a backup quarterback who also puts his face.

Sal told me about this. On Main Street. Was it a little football party? I was invited to. Can people please? can people please, it is before you say that, it was a family party. And I told them I was going and then I was like, I text them, I was like, I'll come by for the first part of the game.

There, there weren't like friends there. You didn't watch the game, huh? No, because I know his family so I was just talking about this. I was just rewatching the video of Tom Brady making out with his son Before we get to that part though, but it's the Eagles versus the pages the Eagles got this quarterback Nick Foles Back up a quarterback contemplated retiring. You know came in played amazing Well, I can say that what I really like is he's not afraid to talk about God. He puts it right out there Which is nice. Oh, it's great

Who does want to hear other people prostitising about their bullshit religion? Especially when you're trying to watch an entertainment. Oh, no, I can't get enough of it. I wish it was the half-time show Because they reminded me a lot of T-bow, you know, he had like the way that you know The way he holds holds himself right that's how I saw like saw this Nick Falls guy talking about it. It worked out for T-Buff, real well. Well, I mean, it didn't work out professionally, but it worked out spiritually to tell you that much. I suppose, yeah, as he the no plus get and fucking do that he still is. But the Patriots, though, you know, Tom Brady, right, Q?

Yeah. The goat, as they call them. Of course, yes. I feel, I felt going into the game that the Patriots were going to lose because a lot of unpatriot like things were going on in the world. He made this documentary, I probably mentioned, they call Brady versus time. It's like, I guess it documents his life leading up as a 40-year-old quarterback, which is he's doing things that no one has ever done at the age of 40 Indiana fell. I mean, I'm talking

He threw for he threw for the more yards and anybody's ever thrown in a super bowl game 500 yards and stay on the line I know Yeah, you want to get the ball fine And then somebody called her didn't catch it. Could you imagine. Could you imagine going out on the field and doing what Tom Brady does at your age? I can't even imagine doing a practical joke. I did a lot more than he does football. What? You're talking about 20 year old dudes built like fucking steam roller.

He's hammering you. What are you talking about? Some guy fucking what putting his nose on your face? How many fucking injuries has this guy had? He crashed with ATV. He got it. He got a stroke. He got attacked by a fucking assistant baseball coach. Broken ribs. I forgot about the ATV. You're right. The guy stroked out in the middle of a fucking punishment. I was on stage a Baltimore. I had a stroke. Punishment Well anyway, so

That's set the internet Yeah, and it's just very like I believe that Tom Brady is starting to believe The hype oh all this shit that everyone constantly tells him because no one is like dares ground him with what he needs is some bitch to be like asshole turn a little faster Like if I could go if I could be Tom Brady's friend, right? You could have been Freddy Krueger's friend you turned it down. I don't I want Tom Brady I would have been like Tom. Tommy, you can't release this fucking documentary. First of all, you come across this really arrogant

and pompous. Just let everybody say you're the greatest. Don't make a documentary. But do a passion project about it. I felt that was really, really, like you really shouldn't do this. It's bad karma to make a documentary about how you are besting father time but what really fucking I knew it I knew it shit was over I knew there was no way he was

when a super bowl because in the documentary there's this moment where his seven-year-old son comes in now he's older than that he's 11 I think okay he's 11 which is maybe a little bit he's right which makes. He's 11 I think. Okay. He's 11 which is maybe a little bit He's right to weirder. Yeah, I say kissing his son on the lips Like he's getting him. Let's set it up because it is even weirder than Walt's Telling you he in the documentary he's getting a massage by some lady. So he's got like the towel Fur the because he's an athlete the towel over it. For the because he's an athlete. You need to get you got to get those monsters massage. Yeah. Right. It's a I didn't see she was fucking giving him a happy ending. I just don't want to. She was massage in a shoulder. She was like working on a shoulder.

We're talking about the goat here on make sure everything's accurate. Right. Your buddy Tommy. I know. So the kid comes in and he's like, you know, yeah, it's creepier than fucking anything we've talked about before. So the kid comes in and you want to play video games or whatever and the Tom Brady's like thanks and thanks for what? Thanks for our, oh no I'm sorry, the kid is like thanks for letting him play the video games and the kid starts to walk away and he goes, hey, what do I get? And the kid like gives him a peck on the lips.

And he's like, that's all. As the kid was a little bit further away from, the kid walks all the way back, then plants went on him that like the combined time that I've kissed my mother on the lips of my entire life was not the length of this kiss, I don't think. It's unusual. People are commenting on the phrase.

The internet went, apes shit. They lost their minds. And I say, I'm not saying he shouldn't have did it because of the backlash. Yeah, he's a shunner, but John it. It's just been- That's for John's. That's for John, you know.

I'm like, whoa. Well, okay, we're all sons here, right? We only got approval steps. That's what it's got to step. He had to fuck it. He had to hand right next on this one. Sorry. We're all sons, right? We all have fathers.

Yeah. I never kiss my dad on this anywhere. I have to say the same thing too. Have you kissed your father? I don't recall kissing him. I maybe I mean before my memory started like did I? No, probably not. Do you like relationship with your father right now? Do you think it's healthy? No, definitely not. But we could have fucking made out like we're a fucking

inspiration point every night and I don't think that would help it. I also can say I had a horrible relationship. It wasn't close at all. If maybe we had kissed like that though, maybe we wouldn't be talking like that right now. I don't know if it's just all about the kissing. It's probably the other shit behind it. That's like they feel close enough that they can do that.

Like if my father told me to kiss him on the lips at 11, I don't even know what I don't know what I would think. I know it doesn't drink. But that's our hang-up, so. But like some say, like you know the relationship that Tom Brady has with his son is going to be a lifelong close as any father and son. A pretty good father is, I think.

They father, my brothers, my two brothers have each two sons and a daughter. Right. And they're pretty good fathers, both my brothers. Like, I'm proud of them as fathers. I ain't never seen them kiss anyone I'm even like fucking when they were young here. It's just a weird I don't think you're dad such a man He considers kissing your mom on the lips gay

I'm not saying that that's the only thing that makes you a good father No, I'm saying it probably doesn't make you a good father at all. It is fucking weird I had to go back and I had to say I was away. I mean have I ever kissed my girls on the lips. Yeah, I had to go back and I had to say I was, well, hey, I mean, have I ever kissed my girls on the lips? Yeah. I never have. Yeah, I would be surprised. I never have. I don't know over the last time that I could be like I even kissed them though. Do you think they miss it? But babies. But you know, but then you know, I was such, you know, I'm a, you know, I'm a big Tom Brady fan. I was just like, well, maybe I should start kissing them. So I was, I was, we're out. I was just like, hey, she was like, I'm going to go look at

the CDs. I'll say, all right, I went in to go for the kiss. She was like, what are you doing? You're out of your mind. And I was just like, well, Tom Brady does it. I go, he's to go. So I go. I never went in for a kiss. But I'm gonna cut that part out. No, I don't cut that out. But I do think it's a hang up on societies and right? Like that's our problem, it's not Tom Brady's problem. No, I think there's a reason society has pushed that away because that's a fucking real intimate thing reserved. People got upset about this though too, okay?

So this was a couple years ago Victoria Beckham kissing hurt now that girls five that's her five-year-old daughter And I remember people getting upset by that as well. Obviously if it's a fucking new story Do you think that is a galaxy difference when a father and a son do it right then a mother and daughter? Yes And that's on us though. That's got to be a society part. Fault of for feeling that way. But everything's on us. There are still good things and bad things within that. But why do we make that bad? Oh, we automatically jump to the most horrible things. I said, I have good things about anybody. It's less because there's a reason people kiss like it

leads to stuff it's well culturally culturally in this country it's kind of hot man kissin's good not every kiss has been hot though for that you've ever had are you talking to Brian Quinn I mean but every kiss you've had is always not sensuous but affectionated the very least it's delicious but I mean affection can't doesn't always have to be sexual doesn't? No not not I mean this is really your wife talking or like she didn't see the she didn't see the Tom Brady I mean like the affection doesn't have to turn into something that is like a trope for like married couples, right?

No, I'm just saying that you kissed your grandma, right? Right, but it's not a list. It turns out I'm like, well, there's been that for years. On my own grandfather. It's the, no, the there's the realms though and things are very like a hug is enough is enough Kiss on the cheeks. I wouldn't blink twice. It's the lips. That's really reserved for

You know what you're you're 99% of the probably the population you must have problem But I but I maintain no but I saw that and I saw the internet going crazy. I was like He's not gonna win the Super Bowl this year because of this. This is going to be... Got this head. I believe that he was... even though he threw for 500 yards, that whole team was off their game. Things were, they were making decisions that made no sense, doing things that were so out of character. And I wonder if it was the kiss. Had them all bambles, but I made Taino though.

If I go back in time yeah I wish my dad would have kissed me like that I don't at that age any age it's not even even now call back for the second one it's really like fucking out there for me that yeah the because the initial one was like a little pack which is I think we didn't know of itself but yeah when he's like hey how about a little pack, which is, I think we're didn't know of itself, but yeah, when he's like, hey, how about a little more sugar? It comes back. And yeah, for a little more daddy, that's a good healthy dive. Like that's a, be a strong tight father son relationship. Yeah, it's going to stay in the

test of time. They're never going to have a falling hour, they're like, they're not close. You could just tell by that. I cannot tell by that little bit of tape. No, I cannot tell by that. That's a wild assumption. That will always be in his son's back. We'll always have his back. I see what kiss. I mean, God knows. Like probably there on the day of his wedding, he's like, push the bride to the side. You may now kiss the goat. He wants to come down the aisle. He gives her a kiss to the white goat. I don't know.

I just feel like it was, I knew it was a bad karma for him to release all this stuff and have all that out. And he must know that the internet is going to be too, just going to say horrible things. Yeah. And still does it. Anyway, that is good for sure about that. How could you, but how can you do that though? That's a level of like, I don't understand how anybody could do that knowing the kind of onslaught of criticism he's going to take. But maybe he doesn't think he's going to take criticism. He's,

he's so out there and he has so many yes men around him that it doesn't occur to him that it made it wouldn't be received with anything but like Just adulation and like fervent fucking acceptance, right? The real world bitch. You just lost the Super Bowl. Yeah, it's about a bunch of money on a fucking movie where you make out with your son Is this it for him? Is he done now? Oh hell no. I mean he just coming out. He's MVP of the league at 40 through for it Was not his fault they lost the game and he did everything a human could do but he was MVP this year. Yeah. Oh he's Playing at a level that's that that the league has never seen a man do at his age So I mean, but at a certain point though. He's gonna fault the those skills are road especially It's unheard of at age 40 to do what he's doing so

it could happen next year he could just hit that wall and just all of a sudden you're not the same player you once were but I would not have stuck my finger in everyone's eye though by releasing that movie or you're talking your son's mouth I would ever I want if you're going to be the go you don't need to make a movie that you're the go right it's it's just recognized Yeah, just let everybody else tell you're awesome don't make a movie that you know that you guys would like this It is weird. Yeah, and I just don't do it. I didn't even know that he was the producer of the movie until You just said it right now. I thought somebody else made it about him. I don't know.

I think it's his participation alone is endorsement. Yeah, I think he, I don't know. I don't know the ins and outs of the whole documentary. I just found it weird. Let's say the kiss wasn't even in there. I would have been like, this is not. Why is this rated X? You don't need to do this.

Do this, release this kind of thing after your career is over. Don't do it now because you're just setting yourself up. Jerry Lewis is clown. Just sit on it. Wait and see. So Tom versus time. That's what it's called. Okay, so it's a series. It's like a TV series. I guess it's like a six-part documentary or something. Got you.

Um, Tom Brady documentary, it delayed the Super Bowl delayed the last episode. I mean, who gives a fuck? Oh, it's a series? It's not even like a Netflix kind of deal series or maybe it's on another platform. I don't know, but I do think that it was, um, Maybe it's on another platform, I don't know, but I do think that it was, again, it's not, I wouldn't, again, if I was in Tommy's inner circle, I would have been like, let's not do this, Tom. Let's worry about the Super Bowl's, nothing, nothing, the kiss and booths. Right.

And then you would be in Tommy's outer circle. You think so? You don't think he wouldn't want to hear, he wouldn't want to hear speak truth to power? Probably, probably not. If it's all encompassing like, you're going to look like a real asshole if you put this out because what's his wife, Jizal, Bunchan, she's the model lady. Yeah, these are not people who are used to the little people telling them anything other than what exactly what it is they want to hear And he and Tommy there he goes one good friend know that to be like just he needs just one and I'm just saying and I would

Fill that fucking vacuum you could be the guy what else would you do aside from the gate shit? I'm not catching it. We want to just go out and stretch a little and you know throw the ball around can you throw Can you throw a wicked tight spiral? That's worthy of the goat catching Well, he's the he's pitching He doesn't I'll just catch the balls when I throw it back and I'll hand him some so he can throw them such an easy pitching I have nice pal stations when I'm talking Yeah, just trying to get top right to be a father At least a bend over and hike on the ball

What do we do now the kiss Just probably wrap it over the kiss Oh, what do we do now? The kiss? Anything? We're just probably wrapping up with a kiss, don't you think? He's like, no, I can't advise him to stop anymore. I'm on the inner circle now. I'll tell you what though, if he was like, hey, I kissed my friends like this? Yeah. I wouldn't, for him, I wouldn't.

When in Rome? You fucking asked me to stop hugging you two years ago took me a side of the house. It's like hugging a cadaver if you hug wall. Yeah, I Be a little bit more I'd be a little bit more lively if he was if he was hugging kiss me Like a dead fish He already has a friend that he could hug and kiss and he doesn't want to do it. I was like, come in. I want to go back to the pool. He's like, you're not famous enough.

I give him like the oil, you know, like, I can't. No, I'll pat him the back. It doesn't have to do anything with me. We talk over there for a second. It doesn't have to do anything with fame. Because Q is super famous. I still don't want to hug him. Yeah.

And I just asked, Well, you feel Q is grounded though, because he has friends that will. He called me last week. He called me. He's like, I know you'll tell me the truth about this. Right. Like I know he doesn't. He you will speak truth to power. Right. And Q is very powerful. It's basically told me I was an asshole. Yeah, kind of. Tom Brady doesn't have somebody to write about the friend. I shelved that documentary.

He doesn't have somebody to write about the friend He had some kids standing in his son Get over here That's it those are daddy got any sugar Come here and plant one on me huh I get out of here. Let's go play a video games your bag Tommy read plet one on me. Huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the network even say anything to the guy. I don't know how powerful he is, just don't give a fuck about Tom Brady, but he must have some juice, right? Oh my God. He eats. They don't bust his balls. I don't know. I don't know. So that documentary. There's some lipstick for your soul. They maintain from the outsiders looking at who report about the Patriots. looking at a report about the Patriots. He's basically not a teammate.

He's that much like a, like people are like in awe of him even on his team. So like you're in like a rock band and the lead singer travels by himself and the rest of the band travels in a different bus because the singer is elevated to that level. Yes, he's elevated to a point and ever rookies come in. They call them sir

You know part of our Kevin Jay on the team No, you know what I mean that means it like there's a level of awe that like a lot of the players have from what he's accomplished He's talking about that's the goat that's earned. Yeah, they should come in a two to moose I don't know but I think it's dangerous though because you don't have you start to blur the lines between teammate and Legend and legend. Yeah, but I guess I Don't know I actually I think they should treat him that way. With that level of life, he deserves a different treatment than the other team. Yeah, I believe so because of what is a complex.

Not like everybody else gets shit and he gets everything, but I think I think respect should always go up hill. I think that, I like that. He earned it. You make that up. Respect should always go uphill. I mean, I just said it. I don't know if I heard it before, but yeah, I heard it before. I know up. Respect should always go uphill. I mean, I just said it I don't know if I heard it before but yeah, I heard it before

Oh, I know Respect you go uphill. Yeah, all right. I'm coming. I'm coin phrases here Well, it's just up. We were ahead now. It would speak in English Frayses, what is that I'm quoting phrases. Oh, I think so. I'm quote difficult. No, I had a bad feeling that he was not going to be able to pull it off because of all the shit that went down the, you know, leading up to the Super Bowl. Why not just release it afterwards? I don't know. I mean, we got to get people interested in the Super Bowl. I mean, of course, they'll never, he'll never say that was the reason he had They'll save and you know what he it wasn't his fault was the defense was absolutely

non-existent, but everybody everything just felt off. They just never looked even though they throw for five hour yards, they still looked at a sink though. Yeah, and the other you know the Eagles were just you know At firing and all soldiers everything they did they did right well then the Eagles fans from what I understand toward the place up the toward fill you up toward fill you up brand well what do you expect I mean the it's not

not a cheer I mean uh... that's the end of the best edition often on their that's the like I love the guy Nick Foles I love that story like I said he's very got a lot of faith in everything but I almost felt like man Philly I can't stand Philly so I hate to see that that fan base be rewarded with a championship because they're so fucking shitty to everybody if you feel like it's your right to fucking hurt

somebody because they don't wear the same color jersey as you do those are they do they're like bullies and shit oh yeah man broad street bulliesies. I thought that was, oh, I thought that was Boston. That's Philadelphia. Yeah, I have heard that for Broad Street bullies. Yeah, they're not these. I thought it was referring to the team, not the fans. That wasn't referring to that. Oh, okay.

But, you know, they have a bad, bad reputation amongst them. Probably the worst reputation among fan bases in America is to fill it off. Anyone, Boston? Yeah, over Boston. I've experienced Boston When the fucking night gets dark I'm not giving Boston the the pass on this, but I think if you pull off all all Fan bases who's the worst fan base? Yeah, they'll still fill you will always be either one or two

I imagine. Now that's just football or baseball, flyers or just overall, they act kind of repugnant. So, is that the right word to you? That's a great word. Thank you. It's been a pleasure. I'm not looking at you, you're quoting words and shit.

So if on an IJ punishment, you pop saline to an opposing team jersey and send them up into like the nosebleeds with the fucking The the wretched and well that's not recognized and they probably wouldn't yeah, so they wouldn't So just a normal guy going up there But you know, it was it was still very entertaining and did you attend a party or not just I watched it with me Cooper and Socks and we enjoyed it thoroughly.

I had an experience that I was I almost told you about but I was like I should tell us on the show because it's pretty fucked up and in retrospect I was like this is not on the same topic. I went to the we had a show in Washington DC and we had, we had, uh, show that night. So I went to the Smithsonian, right? And the battle wheels there, which one? The Michael Keaton one. Like, it's fucking great. 89. Yeah, it's beautiful. Like, they really, like, restored it's great. And, uh, I'm looking, and I hear that in the end, this is so bad. In the end of Jones' whip and hat is in the pop culture part of it. So I'm like, all right, so I'm looking around. I can't find this fucking thing. So there's this guard there.

It's a security guard there. Black lady, right? He's standing in the African American history in front of the exhibit. Like they have a wing. They have like their own little thing there. And she's black woman standing in front of it. And right behind her is this giant photo of these three black teenagers sitting at a white-only soda jerk counter.

And they're pouring fucking, like these assholes are pouring, like, you know, soda, you know, and the shake's on them. On the girls, this is back in the 50s, Jim Crow and Jim Crow. Oh, God, that's dist. Which I got it's stressing dude It's so fine. Alright, so there's that's the wallpaper right then it says after gonna American you know exhibit history I'm gonna get that is a black security got in front of that I walked up to her and I go Who's that in the end of Jones hat? Oh Oh, you said whip. And I wonder what that, and it just points to exact opposite from across the whole from

the black history music. And I go, thanks, and I glance at the photo, and I look at her, and I just walk. And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with me? I'm like, I didn't even fucking, I couldn't fucking done a cursory spin of this. Like something that was like, oh my God. On apologetically, he fights a Nazi in this one. And I was like, who the hell is this? He's a freaks-nate.

Are you freaks-nate? I'm like, look what he has to do with this face. He's dead. I was like, I got, and I was like, uh, fuck. Who can I tell the story to that well fucking accepted? Who did you make the honest? But no, no, no, he couldn't have go back because that is an honest, true and raw reaction to something that you're like Not I'm aware. I'm not interested in seeing yet more. Well, I didn't shit about it. It's worse than that

Okay, go on. It's worse than that because It never even fucking occurred to me Like I was there for that whip Like I didn't even like the whole of the of the black American like fucking experience was right there Right and I'm asking a black woman for directions to in these hat Never occurred to me to go in that. You're gonna have back to the future in a few months. He's exactly, and it's like not that I am obligated to go in there or obligated to give a shit.

I don't feel that at all. You know what I mean? That's just what it is. But just to ask the like, just the setup was like. Right. It definitely makes it look like wow. So yeah, it was not great. Well, I mean, I think that speaks to, I mean, I don't want to come across

crosses judgmental, but it speaks to people in your demographic, your age, your skin color. Yeah. You care more about pop culture than real, probably not care more, but you're more interested in what got you there wasn't to recognize No, I heard the bad mobile was right. That's why I was there. Yeah, I think that's another thing But why the fuck is it even in me? Why isn't even in the wing of the pop culture? This might not be on me Because they want to get people into the because most people like they said most people don't want to go there to see the the real things They want to go there and see the the real things they want to go there and see the pop culture. Roger sweater was there. Right. And few have the balls to make.

Bons of jacket. Yeah, Boso's entire outfit. Archie Bonkers chair. I saw all this stuff. It was awesome. Right. Nobody you didn't care about. It's not that I didn't care. I didn't even consider it. If you make an unapologetic B-line to Indy's hat, I'm proud of you. Yeah, it was. You're lucky. She could have recognized you and really took you to task online. We did about them. I don't think I did anything wrong. That's what I'm doing right now. That's the thing that you don't think you did anything wrong. Well, no, you would, but you would call. He'll do, of course you don't. Well, I, you know,

it's fucked up. You know, I mean, but it was fucked up that I was just like excuse me. Where's that at? And I was like I gotta tell the guys. Is there anything maybe from the Cosby show in there? Oh, Rootsers, something that was on TV. The I could go appreciate your black hair. Just blame it now. Yeah, what about one of Cosby sweaters? You know, when he rupt up on one of the gals with, huh?

What about one of Cosby sweaters? You know, when he rupt about one of the gals with, huh? Oh! He was horny that Cosby! Yeah, I knew it was the right thing to tell you guys. Overkill. Overkill, yeah, yeah. Alright, this would be scary Walt. Let's go. Should I do it now?

Don't be scared off immediately when I tell you that a Brockton mother killed her children. What what kind of mother a Brockton? I guess it's Brockton Massachusetts maybe that's a town you mean Brockton Brockton yeah, okay mother killed her child mother killed her children two boys. She vowed to kill someone so that she could obtain a human heart to give to her dying father. The 43-year-old allegedly showed up ranting at her mother's home with her two sons. She was rambling about human sacrifice. Her mother later told police, said that she said that her boys were sick and she

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A strange world of rituals, numerology and sacrifices. So at first she said it was, she was motivated by voodoo stuff and then she said it was the Illuminati. So being a member, does the Illuminati, do they order from murders of children for any reason? The Illuminati? Or is it just to be in the Cool Kids Club? Like Tom Brady, he's got to be a luminon. Right? If there is a luminon. And you know, I'm going to pull the current back here. If there is a little bit, not in the luminon. I have never been in a luminon. Of course, an illuminon. Remember what say that? What the fuck? I'll say

this. But if there is an illuminati, what would Tom Brady bring to the table? I'm not sure. Distraction. We've been spending fucking how long talking about his documentary, Kiss and his son. We've not talked a single thing about fucking what the Illuminati really cares about. Which we don't know what they care about. We don't need to know because with B.C. talking about Tom Brady Kiss and his son they probably called him up that morning was like, you kiss that fucking boy fucking boy Like are you out of the Illumina? Yeah, I will yeah, I would have to think that this woman who did this gave him Giselle Yeah, they gifted the Illuminati gifted Tom Brady. Yeah, you ever seen Tom Brady He doesn't need to be gifted shit. Did you see how he looks like he's a fucking model out there?

Bro, he's better than the 90% of the models out there. Well, you're a case for the woman out there. What are you fucking? Yeah, but you're taking a go down while doing it though. No, I'm saying he's part of the woman out. He don't need to, he don't need anybody to get yourself. You're very confusing gotta be friends with. Because I'm trying to fucking back what are you talking about man.

This fucking guy, and an upsets everyone. What? That guy's good looking. That guy? That's a bad picture. He looks like a fact It looks like a chemo patient I'm not I'm taking the worst picture on the internet at Tom Brady and show you know what's the one on the left Is that Donald Trump right looks like a hopper from stranger things if he fucking like didn't have a chromosome

That's another bad picture. Oh come on Like didn't have a chromosome That's another bad picture. Oh come on You're luminonies on the bench and he's got that little bit of stubble and it's all like and he's got that look that stern look on like Jesus Okay, here you go here you go Yeah, the black under the eye there's your dream boat Yeah, come on. Do you think that's a man in easy a little man? I need to get yourself if I feel like if Tom Brady was here Walt would have pearly white under his eyes I'm not even kidding. I swear I'm not just saying this. I think BQ is more handsome than Tom Brady

I do I do You all space Brady now you look fantastic you look marvelous You believe crystal but you look mom You do but that's just the head shot. Yeah, you know the dudes like six foot. I mean he's I mean he's probably got a six pack like you probably got a six pack like, you've got a 12 pack, he's got so much muscles, tone. Should I, should I Google Tom Brady shirtless or just get one of your pictures

from your phone? Oh, another one's coming. Oh, come on. What? That dude's not ripped. That's, that's when he, that's probably early on I'll actually know it in Tom versus time. Yeah, he doesn't believe in weight training Clearly, yeah, he doesn't believe weight training He thinks that's the cause of why people get injured and football so much. He would rather be pliable then buff So that's why he's got a lot of tattoos, too, huh? That's not him. Oh, that's not him. Okay. Oh, isn't that any tattoos

That's not him. Oh, that's not him. Okay. Oh, there's not any tattoos Not interested. No, is that him? That's his rookie year when he had to at the combine when he was getting drafted He'd think everybody was like he'll never be a top quarterback. That's what they said. Yeah And now he is no he doesn't look like no, yeah, he looks like a prisoner really look like They're about to de-louse them or something Is she hold on take a look at her She's a model which means how she looked these days what she looks like she has the foundations to be made to look really good My profession, okay, but she's also beautiful. I think Do you think oh you know what I got a fucking give props to you It took me a little while to figure it out. I don't know why I was thinking about it

But we were talking about Alec and how you didn't want to adopt him anymore And you're like he got old on me. I was like that's a man's and reference. Oh, yeah Didn't catch it until I relistened and cut the show. I was like oh shit. He quoted man's Charlie says. Yeah. Yeah, she's very, she's pretty. She's definitely pretty. Here she is.

I don't know, that's just a didgy picture. I don't know. I'm just saying, I understand where you're coming from, Q, you want to, you want to believe in a secret society, but there's just some things that you don't need to make up a secret society to see why a star quarterback would have a star in his arm like just though he doesn't need anybody to set that up. Right, it's money and oh money. That's it. No, that's not. If that guy isn't super.

It's a success. Yeah, success true. Like if that guy was like a barista at Starbucks looking like that, no one. He'd be the goat of being a barista though. Anything he'd do, he'd be the goat at. I guess so. I don't know how many people would pay to watch him do it. Or would they be financing a documentary about him?

Probably not. That might still be kissing something. That I can't say. Or would they be financing a documentary about them probably not? Might still be kissing something. I can't say. We're going back to your story, though. So is she just? There's a lot of, there's been a lot of Illuminati talk recently in the Taco Bell, did a commercial referencing the Illuminati. That's right. Whalen Jennings has come on board and said that he, you know, obviously I think he's being tongue in cheek where he's saying you don't, you know, you people should

not be making fun of the Illuminati. Okay. Um, I really, to me, it all started here. I think it's another, you never heard of it before here. I had heard of it, but I never really considered it or thought about it until you brought it up. There's another example of tea as they make some wrong taste. Are you a little bit odd?

Yeah. Oh wow. All right. It's a lot more than I thought. Because of us. We made it. We made it trendy. I'm trying to jump on that.

Well, it depends how you jump on. If you're going to step on Tom Brady, the goat to get there. I mean, let's use a different way to get there. But doesn't that make you the goat to get there. I mean, I you let's use a different way to get that make you the goat then if If he can if he can unseat a man like Tom Brady Well you're the goat of something everybody's the goat of something in their life Everybody what's it come on I'm minimizing it. I'm saying, I don't think there's any one

thing in the world that I'm the best at ever. Not even close. You think that that's the case for you guys? No. Oh, yeah. Let me read the list to you There's gotta be something that you're the best at the world. I don't think so. I'm right down the middle man I'm like, oh, I'm just average. I never I think he's an aunt Yeah, we just don't know what it is, but there's some some unique thing that you're the best at I know there is I just don't know what it is because I don't know you well enough. I don't think so, buddy I don't think that there is I Anything what it is because I don't know you well enough. I don't think so, buddy. I don't think that there is. I am up there. Anything? Down.

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Ah! Yeah. She should be friends with Tom Brady. Yeah! Ah! Tom Brady. Ah! Remarkable looking or just like show her to picture with the eye

black. What's wrong with this? Not that one. You've been missing a conversation. Yeah, hold on. We need your opinion as to whether or not this guy is a dreamboat or not. All right, there you go. Not that one. You keep showing the bad pictures. Okay, hold on. The eye black one where he's on the field scowling, brooding. Yeah, he was just holding on. I'm about to take your team down look. Right, or your pants, or my son. I don't know where I found that picture.

You're potentially not try to find that. No, I swear I had it. Oh wait, maybe it was an under Tom Brady shirtless. Maybe it was under the other one. Yeah. Let's see here. Hold on. Oh, OK, there you go.

Here he is looking stern with his black eye stuff on. She just walked away before. But you know what? You know, and they'll go. No. Oh, here it is here's here's the one if this doesn't win you over nothing will there you go no that's my go to where are you I got a bookmarked all right so Tom Brady is not as handsome as he thinks he is. All right.

Um, some of that one, Jizelle. He's banging Jizelle. He's smoothing everyone all over town. But yeah, so that was, oh, actually, I had the, uh, a second, a second overkill for you. That was it. Wow. Wait a minute.

That was it. There's no, well, there's no pay payoff to that. No, they don't know she's crazy or not. They don't know if she's crazy or not. She was ranting or raving about the Illuminati. Has she been charged? I don't know. Hold on. That'll tell you right there. She hasn't been charged. Then yes, she's Illuminati. If she's charged and going to jail. She's just mentally ill. Okay, let me go back to... Oh, no, no, no, there you go. Let's see. She... What the fuck? Okay, here you go. She, during a series of interviews, they discovered the body.

She offered strange and conflicting set of explanations. Buh-buh-buh-buh. The killings came one week after two women in East Bridgewater were arraigned on charges of torturing a five-year-old girl and an eight-year-old boy and what their mother described as a voodoo cleansing ritual. I think what's happening is there's some of these whacked out like embossed them.

I think, yeah. I don't know. Is that like a hot spot of voodoo? Evidently, this block, at least. Well, I mean, a lot of times when immigrants move places, they'll move into areas. No, I mean, they'll like congregate in areas. So if this, if voodoo is hot in this particular culture,

then I guess you're gonna see a couple of voodoo rituals couple here and there. Could a child's heart be put into an old man's body, do? I don't think a human heart. You can't do a heart transplant. Sure you can. I thought they didn't work out. Like they're always put in a monkey's heart in their fucking fake hearts.

On a monkey's won't be more apt than a human's. This is rudimentary. I'm so shocked that you're... That's the fact that that's a blind spot. Oh, okay. Thank God. What? What's the point?

Let's see, the family's home life was marked by violence and financial instability. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. This is my autobiography. That's your comic. Yeah, that's my bio. That's my bio. I should make that. I should put that in there. Because no one resource fucking things anyway.

And only tell them see David listeners would give my guy the right. Right. I'm going to change my body out of that. So they're going to Victor. Oh my God. It's a really long article. Hold on. Let me get all the way to the end. But could you put a young child's heart in an old man's body like that? Yeah. Thank you. They probably they probably shouldn't release that information out there. Could you put a young child's heart in an old man's body like that? Yeah, I think you should. You probably shouldn't release that information out there, though.

What's that that you can do that? Yeah, because people... Well, there's a whole black market trade in other countries where not hearts and shit, but people like kidneys, people will sell kidneys so that rich people... Yeah, it can. And it's like a... It's a thing where sometimes they do, they'll kidnap people, take their kidneys, send them on their way, but there are lots of willing people too.

Because if you have a few bucks and somebody's like, are you going to go to kidneys, I only need one, and some third world country to make a few bucks, right? How long have we gone on this one? This one, hour and five minutes. Wrap it up here. Yeah, I think so. I'll save save this and I'll save the other one for the next overkill I don't know if people can handle much more of that awesomess We should do a commercial for

Charity pod that I believe is getting released next week Next week maybe yeah, sure. Yeah, by the time this comes out it'll be next week. Maybe. Yeah, sure. Yeah, by the time this comes out, it'll be maybe another couple days until it's available. Yeah, because we got another member of the FKY son is having the same procedure that the last cochlear implant pod we did. Yeah, what is that about? I don't know anyone who's gotten a cochlear implant aside through you, these two people. Like, is it possibly, is it something that the fathers are getting on the job? That is the concern.

Yeah, that is the concern. That they're coming into contact with something and they're passing it on in there. There's so many chemicals and stuff like that and you're fire or somebody else. But you guys got those respirators, right? Yeah, but I mean, it's, it's kind of like we got to get there. We can't put the respirator on.

You know, you put the respirator on, but there's just no getting right. If you're in a fire, it happened to me like my skin, I, you're in a fire and the water goes over something and it drips on you. It's just bringing all these chemicals into your skin. You're sweating like crazy. Right. So it's all getting in your pores. So that is, that is the concern that they're, that they're dealing with. And this particular guy is a 9-11 guy too he was there And God knows what you know, right, right? That's just the crack was the first guy in 9-11 guy. No, okay, John was after but this guy is and holds this kid Young he's like five four five

He just can't hear and he's a good kid sweet kid. Did he start off with hearing problems? They're developed as he grew older. older? No, they knew and luckily he had the first guy to walk him through it because this is the problem. This is why we did the last charity pod. This is the reason we're doing this one. It's a rare thing. So insurance doesn't... They're gonna pay up right away, right? Of away right of course it's not the case like there's no there's not a lot of like it was cancer they they know the book they got it this is what we do this right when it comes to something like this that's not that you know insurance companies don't cover this but cover this

but not that oh not the implant but we'll cover you know what I mean it's all bullshit and meanwhile the guys really struggling and and so I don't know I mean everybody really go all listen is really have we and has has the buzz gotten around the fire department that you helped no because I don't really I tell people to keep that so they don't know that I was that told him Steve Dave and his part of helping I try to keep that out but if you want I can make it I put name in. I'll keep your name. Yeah, well, you have to keep your name to, so I don't tell you're your two friends in Red Magnu Jersey are on the on the front lines trying to help these. I will make people. I don't know what so this John calls me. The guy we did the

first one for. Like he called me as everyone that we do that last year. He called me to more than that, too. Maybe he's like, I want you to know that like my son a piece fell off and went into the toilet He goes and I can you come fish it out? So there I was Rispy and No, he was like he's like it was this little piece. He's like and To replace it was $700 and I'm telling you if it wasn't for what you guys did for me he's like I would be in trouble. It's just reality. You know what I mean? So I will make

sure that they know that you guys on the forefront. Right. Yeah. Make sure that you tell them we were on the front lines. Not the doctors, but us. So we're gonna do another cochlear plant to pod that's gonna be I would have called the first one but here we are and we haven't even done making hay three already on cochlear implant We know making hay three came out. It's called taking hay. That's the unofficial making hay three right which is available now on arts It's available now on tellomeSeedAve.com. Because Cryptozocman has had a printbri, and you can no longer get copies, so that's why we've offered now those. I've found that out this weekend.

Yeah, so that's no longer available, so now we are selling the four bonus pods. We did a Cryptozocman on TomeSeedAve.com. How do we get out of it? We did four of them. Yeah, taking hay, fiasco pod, Cryptozocman pod, and the serial killer pod. So the listeners got their making hay three. Yeah, finally.

So this is great guys, like really everything helped them, you know, we're going to do it again. So we'll put it on band camp, I think that's probably the easiest way. We'll do it to them. We're just going to give it to them. We'll do it we did last time. We gave it to them and then we treat out their link. Okay.

So all the money just because of the money comes to us. Yeah. You know, I'm going to do taxes. I think it might not change. I don't want that. I don't want that. Right. I look for it.

Listen for it soon. Yes, please. And thank you guys very much, everyone, who supported the last time. What's the topic going to be? Kill. Is they wet their wet their appetite for it? We're gonna do great traders in history. Yeah, I got, we got the text this morning,

I was looking at how it's just, that's an odd choice. You were excited about that. Yeah, because when someone's a serial killer and I wanted something, another one that we used to rip on people for, and I was like, well, traders. I had to just kick around some cowards. Yeah.

Well, I think someone would say, you know, I mean. Yeah, but your answer, can I talk? Yeah, go right ahead. Because this was all about the things. Yeah. You guys have built this up as an offensive. It's going to be like, I can't wait to hear this. You're going to be disappointed.

Okay. So this morning we were like, what are we going to talk about on the cochlear tube pod? I go, I said, okay, Dean is betrayal. We should each blah, blah, blah. We go, I say who I'm gonna do. I say I'll snag this guy if no one else wants it. Johnson goes, you want guy folks, folks?

Folks, yeah. And Walt Flanagan goes, no, I have mine. It's a bit more current and personal. Like he has a beef with one of us You guys just automatically assuming that who would not take that What means I can't fuck away to you I guess I should play up as it's gonna be amazing. Yeah, I shouldn't tell people that it's gonna be let down It is amazing, right. It is shocking. And people will be like bamboozled by my revelation of him.

Bamboozled is right. Yeah, but it's a callback. And OG listeners will be rewarded if they pick up the cook there and to find out my traitor. And they will find out each other's stories of betrayal because I solicited some stories of betrayal for from listeners like how how they've been betrayed. Well I a lot of cheating a lot of cheating go on out there that it seems to be that a story but I think I want to switch it now to my fucking friends telling me that I'm not the best at anything in the world You know that you're the go to nothing

How about that man, but that you're out of biography title like Brian Quinn the go to nothing You got a little Billy Go beard and horns on shit. Talents these things. When I smile you throw your heart away When I lie, I do it night and day Nothing nice come in the bottle way Cause the dog is coming to wanna stay You can hear me, not any hear me say Through your door, door, door, door, door, way In the cold I am somewhere you now And I lie, my shadow tried to hide Another light is coming, the water's clear

And the light is wide, I really want to swear Can you hear me now, can you hear me say Turn over, over, don't wait I want your mercy, don't let me drown Hear me now, hear me now, can you hear me now? I want your mercy, don't let me drown Hear me now, hear me now, can you hear me now? Vina

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