Tell Em Steve-Dave - #366: The Woods of Defecation
Episode Date: March 12, 2018Kev cheats death, Q & Walt try to dissect Bry with their blunt, little tools. A superstar NJ celeb calls in. Music: The Fill Ins - The Time Is Now...
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When you're maker and you are face to face you can ask them those questions.
I hope you ask them with that same level of arrogance. Going condescension, I definitely will.
That's all yours. It's a sign here, Kevin.
What?
I don't know right here.
What?
Can you tell me you're my friend?
You think Tom's seat Dave's on it?
Not as much as I'd like. Tell them, Steve Dave.
Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them, Steve Dave.
I don't know what we're going to talk about.
Nothing big has happened recently.
Nothing in the news.
Nothing trending on Twitter.
No.
No.
What makes you feel more mortal than a friend of yours?
Yeah.
Having a heart of...
Younger than you.
Younger.
Yeah.
I mean, at least I have Kevin's a little older than me.
How old is Kevin?
46.
47.
No guns.
But, um, right.
And he's in my mind always been older than me.
But it's still, it's still... It bosses are all around, he's older than me.
Yeah, that's what I older you.
41, I'll be 42 next month.
Kid, right?
He's a fucking kid.
No, I'm a decade younger than us.
I didn't realize.
Baby, bro.
I mean,
that's why his mom didn't want him hanging out with me.
You still.
That's why you got so much more energy than us.
Do I?
Yeah. Do I?
Do I really? Oh god
You guys are really in trouble
Yeah, so I'm sure this is not news to anyone but have was was doing two shows in between shows the
Felt sick and started puking all over the place all over everyone and collapsed. He collapsed? Yeah. Jordan said, yeah, I guess he went into the,
this is some little room to like sort of like try to take it easy. Yeah, the
green room perhaps. There's really green after we got done with it, you can all over. And she's
like, oh my God, like he's on the floor. So they called the paramedics. That must have
been scary. So Kev collapses. Jordan calls the paramedics. He discovers that he's having
had a heart attack on the way there. And his artery was all blocked up, I guess.
He said 100%.
Yeah, he said it's genetic.
It's not like smoking, reading, or any of that shit
that normally gives you heart attack just genetic.
And I know his dad has a bit, had a bad heart, his mom does.
So, that was the lottery of crap.
Yeah, I mean, look, he buddy won because he survived. No. That one of the lottery of crap. Yeah.
I mean, look, he but he won because he survived.
Yeah.
And apparently that type of heart attack is not one...
That's an, you know.
I say like 80% of the people drop on the spot.
Is he the luckiest man who's ever lived?
Kev?
Yeah, I mean, look, I mean, I want to say luck, but, um, clerks.
Are you saying success? I mean, he, you know, now he also beats death. I mean, that could be a
final destination thing, though, where like, it's just around the corner now. The movie final
destination, we're like, if you avoid death, it's like, if you avoid avoid death it's still coming for you. Oh, yeah, I'm not saying he's gonna be the he's not the the luckiest man
Who ever walked yours where he's gonna cheat death? I mean he's eventually death
Comes for everybody, but but at this point. I mean he is he's easily the luckiest man
We've ever known right I know it's lucky. It's not the right word though because it's not like fortunate hard work and
You know, it's not like you didn't work for it, but I mean it's like
He's blood he's charmed charmed huh blessed
Tash tag blessed yeah, I think sell copyrighted that I'm not sure he
Yeah, so he's okay and that's a good thing. Yeah, I texted with him a little
bit. Yeah. I texted something nice. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah. Mine. I did too. Yeah, it's
scary. I mean, kind of like I said, put things in perspective. You're going to read it.
I said to him, can you please stop having heart attacks? I'm 20 pounds away from my prime eulogy weight
That's see I might be the luckiest guy in the world because I have
Great friends that like no matter how serious things are there's still room for breaking balls and fucking around and not because I don't know how to deal with anything
Other than through humor. I cannot deal with things. That's not true. Unless, well, unless I fucking. Yeah.
How do you talk about you don't have to deal anything with humor? I mean, I'm not
a person at time. You deal with it with the rage. That's true. That's true. Healthy
American rage. But, but, but in terms of like social situations where like you don't know how to
Like you're good. I don't like going to funerals. Yeah, anybody does. Yeah, I don't but I mean I won't go
To even people I like I don't like to go at all. All right. Um, you're like a good wake. Nah
You've been to an Irish one
No, you know what it looked fun on a snatch the pipe the uh, pikes. I've been to fun Irish one. You know what, it looked fun on a snatch, the pikes.
I've been to fun weeks.
Yeah.
I hope mine will be fun.
I hope you guys are there.
I'll be.
I'm there.
I hope you guys are there.
I know that's when people are like, they're married for a long time, they don't know what to do on some person dies. Like I had neighbors years back at Pam's place
and they worked for retirement, they went to Florida
and they were gonna, they were big into bike riding
and they were like, yeah, we're gonna ride bikes
all over the place, the lady dropped dead in like a week.
Dude, it's just like,
perhaps didn't fucking drop steadily
in a couple weeks later, yeah. Yeah, he, he went down to Miami was up in the club
70 or something
Yeah
God damn it. We are closed with fucking idiots don't understand if it doesn't right?
They probably heard the comic book men pops came out
So yeah good on kev for surviving
and it is weird though, like when you think about, like let's say he doesn't make it. Everything
that's unmade because of what that guy has set up and what's in place because of kev.
The linchpin. Yeah. Pull it and it all comes crashing down.
All right.
You got to plug it up like he's a dike.
This store closes.
I think you, I think you should.
Everything shut down.
Just out of the respect.
Yeah.
So I can have a day off.
Just go to the funeral.
Oh, I met permanently.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously you should for the...
No, no, yeah. I met permanently. Oh, I mean, obviously, you know, for the no, yeah, I met permanently.
Oh, yeah, everything's I think it would be you know, bad taste.
You don't try and buy it.
Take it over.
I knew.
I know.
Jane Silent Barons.
I thought I got.
Well, you know, Jay would still be around.
I mean, we could just call it J's secret stash, but I don't think it has the same.
Doesn't have the same like cash. Yeah.
Yeah. I think it would be the proper thing would be to close it down and, uh,
you know, obviously we'll have a big fire sale.
Is that the ultimate glory hole?
That's a place.
But, uh, yeah, that would be the proper thing to do. I would, um, I would expect that if I was, you know,
quite a store of my name.
Yeah, it was, did it jolt you a little bit?
Oh, absolutely. I was, I was dealing with a lot of people that I care about, not feeling well and being in a hospital lately. So it was another, just, like, stunner,
I was happy to hear from him when I did too,
you know, to hear that, you know, he definitely sounded fine.
Yeah.
I talked to him, or I texted him.
And that was a nice feeling to hear that he was,
you know, I don't know if he was like,
if he was like gonna be like,
like, lose 90% of his faculties or something,
I don't know what to expect.
Oh, it's all yours.
It's a sign here, Kevin.
What?
It's not right here, what?
Can you tell me you're my friend?
You just don't know when you hear, like,
my first phone.
I'm always with you right now.
You just don't know when you hear like my first voice here right now
Just don't know what the news. I like you didn't like I you know, I had heard that he had you know, he was okay not okay, but like he
He was in the hospital. He was he was alive so
I was just hoping that you know, he just was the same person and it sounds like he's even
Better it sounded like he sounded more energetic when I when I saw a video. Yeah. The thing showed me today. Yeah, I was I was talking to Jordan today and she's like he's already
disordered. Doctors orders he drove home. He wasn't supposed to.
I can respect that. Yeah, he's I mean, no one Kevin like he's you know, he's always on a positive thing.
I can't. Yeah, he's going to turn positive thing. He's on a positive thing. Yeah, he's gonna turn this around
into something even bigger.
Yeah.
Kevin does that.
It has to, I think, change your perspective though, right?
I mean, for you, when you had your scare, right?
I mean, then it changed your perspective.
I completely changed my perspective on a lot of things.
Yeah.
For the good, right? Oh, yeah.
Way, way, way, way for the good.
So I've had more near death experiences than any mother fuckers.
It doesn't change.
Yeah.
I was the right to that question.
I knew I knew I knew I changed.
It only makes me crazy anymore.
Yeah, I think, um, I think you'll see more heights hit by by Kevin's Patrick Smith
because of this incident by tiger. What do you think? What's his next move? I saw he
immediately was like, I'm going to be a vegan. I don't think that's going to happen for
him. I think he doesn does like vegetables or fruit.
Personally, I'm sure there'll be personal things that will change for him.
And I'm sure even career things that he will now
attack with even more gusto than before because you you realize
you are only here for an infinite amount of time.
Fine. I know. I know. The time that was wishful thinking on your part. You are only here for an infinite amount of time. finite.
That was wishful thinking on your part.
To see following a heart attack, a public one, and to see, I mean, I haven't been online,
but I'm assuming they hope this pass.
It was.
No, I know he did that.
No, I'm assuming there was an outpouring of love for the man.
I mean, we almost lost someone that we all grew up watching and some of that.
Career helper?
People can be like, oh my God, we almost lost Kevin Smith.
I've always wanted to work with him.
Yeah, I mean, I don't, I think, I think everything is, it's odd to say,
but I think almost everything becomes more taste better, feels
better.
It seems like positive things can only happen from seeing the light and then walking away
from the light.
He gave God the finger.
He's like not yet.
No, I think God blessed them and patted them on the head and said, you know, another time.
So why, why him?
I had to get some orphans. I got to collect cavities.
So why him and not 17 kids at school? That's my question.
These are questions that a mortal can't answer. When you, when you're a maker and you are face to face,
you can ask them those questions.
I hope you ask them with that same level of arrogance.
Oh, in condescension, I definitely will.
Yeah, I'm just wondering.
I'm just, I'm just wondering why I'm seeing
an unceasing video. What if God was just like,
because I fucking hate kids?
I'd be like, all right, that makes sense.
All right, then it makes sense.
Then come on in.
Like God's an ironistic. Do you need help with it? I'd be like, all right, that it makes sense. All right, then it makes things come on Like gods and I have a
Do you need help with it? You get this shit because I can't stand kids either
He's like, I don't like these millennials
There's a bitch and I don't know why I invented Twitter
Snap chat you're not just a smart man told me you're not you're not meant to know everything in this
You know, was that get him earlier today.
He could have just stopped with anything.
We got to take a quick break, boys.
Speaking of superstar celebrities calling in.
Thank you.
Hey, Uncle Lloyd.
Hey, Brian.
It's a local, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long No, that's not true. We hung out of the comic card the horror con last year a little bit Well you you know you ship me off there
Oh, I did not I came to find you with the
What's cuz you had a bunch of hot strippers around you
So so hot strippers around you. So, so, so, this is something. Thanks for having me on this Ming.
Ming is not here now. He's doing our laundry right now.
Yeah, he was perfect.
He, so we were just talking about Kev. What's that? Well, yeah? Yeah, yeah, just a cheese case deal.
So we were talking about Kev, his recent heart attack and
his contributions to film, which are nothing
compared to a guy who's been in the biz 50 years. You wear this Q 50 years?
And?
Wow, that's something.
Who could that be?
That person must be I
mean Kevin Smith's the major major major major major player but this person who's been in for 50 years
he must be very attractive and very very talented makes Kevin Smith look like shit
the guy is doing some great contributions to medical research now. Maybe a little, you know, some
people might say it's too soon, but Kevin Smith would want us to, you know, make people
aware of the new medicines and medical equipment that he is pioneering.
He's bored with film. He wants to become a human guinea pig Yeah, well hey, you know, I had an uncle who was a conscientious objector during World War 2 and they shot him up with all sorts of stuff and
The and he died at the age of 46
Is
optimistic story a lot of have you ever had a health chair Lloyd?
optimistic story. Have you ever had a health chair Lloyd?
No, I don't think I've been getting born.
I believe it. This is an energetic young man this this Uncle Lloyd County. Yeah, I can't believe you clearly don't remember I have umbridge
Uncle Lloyd that I I haunted you down at that new Jersey harcon to hang out with you
I can't believe you you're saying I shook you off. I I spent a half hour finding you and that was only a few months back
you were supposed to be in the
Volume 2 of return to return to nookamai
The volume 2 of Return 2, Return 2, Nokomai, aka Volume 2, opening in Philadelphia on Thursday, and opening in Los Angeles, March 8th at Lemley Cinemas, you were supposed to be in that movie, Mr. Brian Quinn. I know.
And you felt that being on a national TV show, a way you could make millions of dollars. That's more important than being in a fun,
non-film that nobody is going to see.
I just don't understand you young people.
Ah, that's not true at all.
Get it.
Brian Johnson, that's another matter.
He didn't shake me off like a twin ship off my,
it was Johnson.
Are you in the movie?
No. What's he talking about? you're in the movie.
What's he talking about?
I'll see the movie.
He's a true artist.
He appreciates the artistry
and I shall I say,
the tragic
sliding down the razor blade of life
that Uncle Loidy has
performed all these years.
Well, all right. One minute.
I'm just going to be out of the DTs. I don't know about the E, but
I'm going to be waking up in a interesting
recipe of special effects puke that would be real how many how many dates are on your tour? You got a Philly and you got L.A. Or those the only two are you going around with it?
About 20 theaters around the country
In you know independent theaters and I want to go into all of them
But I do about 20. If you've seen
death of a salesman that basically that's kind of my role. I take a big duffle bag. It's
very sad. I get a huge duffle bag with me. I try to talk the airline in and not charge
me because I'm old and frail. And I tried to sell it from merchandise in the movie theaters.
And it's a, you know, 72 year old man, right?
It's like Willie Lohman, definitely salesman.
Q, would you give up your millions of dollars in TV
stardom to be biff to his Willie Lohman?
I can be happy with that.
Well, what's biff's role in that?
I haven't read the Vthe Viselle's since.
The F was the very gay son. Oh, yeah, fine. I mean, yeah, I'm in
halfway there. Why am I not doing it right now?
Got damn right.
Is it it's not you know, you're not doing a screening in New York? uh... uh...
you know you're not doing a screening in new york
yes yes
but so far
you know this is impossible to believe but
can you imagine that the
cinema
the village cinema
this wonderful art house
they actually want to charge me
to put the movie in their theater. I mean it just
tells you a little bit something about where my career is going. I have to pay to get
into a movie theater. To get the movie into a theater here in New York, my hometown
gentlemen. Can you imagine? For how many nights? Same thing with the cinema village. They
want us to buy the theater, know the what do you call for wall
So how how low can I sink how much humiliation
No, I mean I'm in the Emma treasure in New York. What end of Jersey? I can't say New Jersey you guys are I mean you of course are doing a wonderful thing Letting me be on your letting me probably
Letting me be on your letting me probably do, letting me,
let's try to get a kickin' in.
I'm not gonna let you.
You're probably people that are turning off there,
or whatever it is, whatever they're listening to,
it's probably being turned off by the hundreds, thousands.
I would like to turn it.
I would like to turn it.
You're a treating trauma like that, isn't that something?
The ultimate indignity is if you have to pay
to get the movie in there,
and then you have to pay for a ticket to see the movie
If they let you get in for free
The last movie that opened here I believe I had to buy about 50 tickets for the cast
It's people people slept on the floor and had to learn how to defecate
in the paper bag to make return to Nukamai volume one.
I'd buy about 50 tickets because the theater is very tight
twisted when it comes to trauma.
Now this defecation into paper bags is it on screen
because you've sold one ticket if it is.
Well, we've got we actually
in volume in return to return to Nukamai aka volume 2 there is a toilet scene but
it isn't explosive diarrhea. Many more people worry about that. That time I'm
mistaken. Meaning has got a big part in the film I'm shooting this summer. Brian Johnson and Brian Quinn.
That's that's true.
May may be not when he won the competition.
Right.
Yeah, we had a one of the episodes.
Uncle Lloyd and his crew came in and we have a competition to see who is
best suited to be a trauma player.
Okay.
Ming was pretty good.
Yeah, it was great.
You called it naked and 100% even more afraid,
if I'm not correctly.
Yeah, or if he and Micah and the bathroom naked
and not really afraid at all.
Oh, well, where was I?
Well, the point is the next movie speaking
of a defecating a paper bag, that's what you have,
because we had 80 people living in the funeral
up in Niagara Falls, when we were making the movie,
that's where everybody stayed.
Got to stay on the floor of the funeral home
and learn how to defecate in a paper bag.
That was not on spring, that's because we only had one bathroom
for 80 people.
Only one bag.
So she had to learn how to do that. It's not so easy defecating a paper bag.
You know, you're a New York taxi driver. You don't really love that.
I would.
Brian, remember when you and I were taxi drivers back in the day.
Oh, that's shitting. Yeah. Have you ever gone in a paper bag, you?
I have to imagine that at some point I have.
I remember stories just letting it fly bag lists.
Oh, yeah.
But I think that I almost guarantee I have shit in a bag.
I don't know if it's paper or not, but yeah, paper plastic.
When we were shooting, Chomers War, we had one portapoddy for about 300 people.
Oh, yeah.
And because we were filming battle scenes in the woods.
So whenever anybody, and we were living in the barracks,
we were staying in a military camp and shooting at this camp
Smith.
And then the cast and crew would go,
they didn't want the, because the porta
body would get so high filled up that when you sat on it, the duty would actually touch
your B.I.
Now that's what we got.
And before they would come and empty it.
So all the casting crew would go in the woods and do their stuff in the woods.
Well, they came a day when we had a battle scene in those very woods and the casting crew had a very interesting slapstick sort of a time they're shoes,
right there, and good times in those very woods of defecation we call it, the woods of
defecation, the woods of spring times, the murmuring of the words of education.
1986, almost war.
1986, what's it?
What a career spanning that long and still going.
50 years, yet 50 years of failed cinema and return to return to nukamai
my partner
a brine and brine my partner michael hers
he's made
he went on record he's on film saying
that return to return to nukamai aka
that's
that's that's roma has made so
and michael hers likes this movie you know it's going to be good
no joke he's very
very harsh when it comes to anything i do
well you sent you sent me something that uh... q i'm not sure if you're
where this but trauma has moved into the digital age of cg i it's not all
practical effects anymore now i got the george lucas of the garden state
over here
here
well that is very true but you
in all seriousness and i'm extremely
boring uh... that's how you can tell i'm serious the cg i that we've done in volume
to return to return to the k-value to is is very uh... and it's unlike any cg i
that has been used and i was weak and compete with the
done clerk or uh...
or the would be out of Allen movie that just came out with
Coney Island with the wonderful CGI.
You know, we can't compete with the explosions and the stuff that they do in the big movies.
But the CGI, we view CGI in a totally very abstract breaking the fourth wall, a
break-down, a break-down way.
And you know that our movies are very, they are, they do break the fourth wall, a breakfast in a breakfast in where, and you know that our movies are very, they
are, they do break the fourth wall, fourth wall, which I've done since the beginning of my
career and have been vilified for it. Now, the guys who did Deadpool, they credit Troma
with a lot of, they credit the toxic avenger with a lot of what's in Deadpool, including talking to the audience,
which comes from Brecht and Thornton Wilder. So when people were vilifying me back in the
70s, I was just doing what Andy Wilholl, Bertol Brecht and Thornton Wilder did, that have
characters talked to the audience, you know, but it was very unfashionable. Now it's very
fashionable again. And we are going one step as usual,
as you Brian Johnson know, we are visionaries
and we are using the CGI in a break to fourth wall manner.
So I'm very anxious for you,
gentleman and Brian Quinn of course,
to see the way we've used CGI
and because it's quite unusual.
And I think very beautiful action. Yeah, we should we don't have a New York.
You know, this is, let me say something.
Listen to this.
The museum on modern art premiered Volume 1, returned to Nukomai, that volume 1, and volume
1 did play the village east for a couple of weeks.
But volume 2 was also premiered by the museum of the movie image.
So clearly, after 5 years, the museums have finally discovered that we're kind of serious
and that we're artists.
But the movie theaters now they want to be paid to show our movies.
I can't believe it in my own hometown.
Who knew?
That is a lack of respect that a queue.
You're going to use your immense celebrity power
to write this wrong, I imagine.
Well, I mean, how would we do that?
Would we host a screening?
If we could talk to this, who's this, the village?
Will host it, queue? We'll go there will I'll be happy to host the screening of it
I think it would be I think it sounds like a lot of fun because I do want to see it
I can send you gentlemen
the link
To the movie and then you can judge whether you feel that the museum about an art and the museum of the movie image
We're correct that it's a work of art.
It does have some weird slugs going up.
Is there a way for us to host the screening of Manhattan one night?
You think that's possible?
way for us to host the screening of Manhattan one night? You think that's possible? Let's make it happen. I mean, you know, we'll, at that, we can, you know, maybe do some, you know,
we'll find a, the museum or some very special, and also if you want to do it in New Jersey, I can come out there,
you know, it's only in Oakland, right? So, yeah, whatever.
And you, that you guys like out and joysy uh...
you know i come out there and we'll have a whole evening we can do volume one and two
make it a true uh... traumatic event
and that's all the funds one one night only
uh... i call you know let's do it i i i think that would be great
well i will uh... i'll get you the link, immediate mo.
I'll send it to Brian since the Quinn has cut me off
from any kind of communication.
So Brian, that's true.
But thank you again and thank you, Q, for the time. Thank you very much. You go, buddy. Talk to you soon you folks. Oh, yeah, not cool. Fuck it. Talk to you later.
I'm having a good time.
Thank you very much.
You got it, buddy.
Talk to you later.
Thanks, cheers.
Bye, bye, bye.
Uncle Lloyd, what were you practicing being in the theater
by not saying one word?
He didn't let me get a word in Edgewise.
I think that he's on cat tranquilizers.
He's on Uncle Floyd.
Uncle Lloyd? Oh, uncle Floyd, oh,
Uncle Floyd, okay, it's a noid because he was the he was New Jersey's uncle
He was is he still alive? Yeah, is he I don't know I
don't know
I think he's more annoyed that no one's mentioned his name in the past 20 years except for you
Although you did get me on Sven Gooley I got a hand at you. I never heard of that before you came through with that. Yes, Sven Goole. Now I love it. Yeah, he's an icon. I can't
wait to watch it. Now. Saturday nights, eight o'clock. Game of the game. They
come up from 10 o'clock. That's how successfully. You deserve it. Rising star. I would. I don't tell it. Yeah, he
makes me want to do that for a living. Yeah, that's why I came. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He mentioned that sometimes. I want to do what's Benguli's doing. Like, you know, host,
but it never had, you know, that, you know, but no calls ever came in. Nothing. I thought
the way saying, but what if we, what if we did this? What if we got an, all right,
like return to living dead,
or not a living dead is public domain.
Yes.
So what if we shot an episode of the Baron hosting a movie
using not a living dead,
we'll put it up, we'll put it up,
we could sell it.
Yeah.
No, we could put it up on YouTube
is what I mean, like there's no rights.
You know the Baron doesn't get shit right away cuz you know you're a young talent like
Or vulgar
I mean there's the possibilities are endless. I mean what if you just if if like we just put you in front of a green screen
Which I have experience from a green screen right and then just
Every once in a while you pop up in the movie and give a routine
Yeah, I'm up for this. I would watch the hell out of it. I watch Fengoole. I live through commercials
Just to watch his is routine. We would I mean we with there's so much we could do with it
so much we could turn it into a series of
but so much, we could turn it into a series of,
take, I mean, it's, possibly is runless, you just gotta do it, though.
I mean, that's the right, no.
Or like, the phone, you're like nobody called,
they probably did, you just won't get on a phone with anyone,
so.
That's part of the problem.
Well, I mean, there was no, like, you know,
I reprained at the Baron and there was no internet buzz
Nothing trended
Yeah, there was no trending nothing you need to figure hard attack as the Baron
But you know, that's why I what I would love to like parlay
Tom Steve Dave into a nice horror host gig
Well, why don't we there's absolutely no reason they couldn't there's no reason Tom Steve Dave into a nice horror host gig.
Well, why don't we...
There's absolutely no reason you couldn't.
There's no reason.
You want me to get a fuck-up?
There's no reason.
You want me to get a fuck-up?
There's no reason.
There's only so much room in the world for horror host gigs.
It's like...
It's like, you know, there's only so much that...
Sure.
The audience is... I think we've
reached that saturation point now. Yeah, to she still do it. Oh, yeah, you got, um, who's
looking at her? Spend goals, yeah. You had, um, I know they one guy died. What's his name
died? Yeah. This is an opening. There's, you know, that's like, it's a very exclusive club and, you know, and they don't let just
they have you is the question, right? I think they will. I have a hunch they will. Look, I'm looking at
Sven Goole right now. Yeah. 28,000 followers on Twitter. Do. You've got more than three times that amount. People that are just, they're hungry.
For late night shitty horror movies hosted.
I wish you had nobody.
I think we do it. We put it up on YouTube.
We see what the reaction is.
All right.
No, what's our wrong, J.
Are we judging you?
Are you doing your producers?
We're millions.
I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... producers? Remind us we have a Just like a carried away like can we at least be like cool?
Yeah, we can't be on screen.
Yeah, that's enough screen time.
But this is not enough not enough getting someone else a drink time.
I think it's a I think it's a great idea.
We got to secure something worthy though of...
We'd see that.
...to air.
That's in the public domain.
Yeah, all right, so we'll get a list of public domain.
Is that how mystery science either did it?
Think of public domain movies?
Initially, but then they got so successful they were able to purchase the rights to movies.
All right.
If you do, we do vulgar without a problem.
I don't think so.
I think you would have a hard time doing vulgar.
Yeah, the Lionsgate owns it.
But I mean, if we did it and didn't charge,
let's say that was our maiden voyage,
and we just put it on YouTube for free, then they wouldn't say
anything. I mean, I don't see why we want to do this. And we just put it on YouTube for free then right they wouldn't say anything
I mean, I'll see why we want to do this
Yeah, I've wanted to do a commentary track for years for years. I can say and we should do it
Maybe this is it. This is what we're waiting for but this is better
Man hosts We can come in so yeah, we can't combine so many things that I love into this
All right, I'm gonna work on this kind of get this gun. I'm gonna so many things that I love into this. All right, I'm gonna work on this.
I'm gonna get this gun, I'm gonna get this happen.
I know I can't, I know you're busy, so I'll get,
so I'll get, I'll start to set up,
I'll start to put the wheels, the wheels of motion.
In motion.
Come down here on a weeknight, Sunday night, whatever.
Sunday night, Sunday night, but.
Well, I said weeknight to a war Sunday night, whatever.
And then, I'm gonna get to work and then I don't ever and then
get my
first year a PA
Well, I got I got some very artistic people that could come in help with this project
I know help us with prior projects. All right fucking great dude.. Help us with prior project. All right. Fucking great, dude.
This is awesome.
All right.
No play.
Absolutely positively.
Oh my God, we should do making clay.
That's the whole thing.
That would be great.
Holy shit.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
So we put it up for free.
Everyone's like, what the fuck?
Well, like I said, wheels and motors, there's so many things and many endless possibilities. All right. I'll present you with
For the treatment. I love it and you see what you think. Yeah, I think this is a fun idea
So if he's got from PA to check producer
Oh, what is Mr. Quintet?
Well, to put down you what kind of investment? Well, let's get a budget together.
You got your checkbook with you.
All right, let's see.
Didn't the last green screen
wasn't just a green sheet that we hung up with closed fence?
You need more than that now.
And Gidham's gut was popping out of the green screen
every two seconds.
Did you even watch it because it was fucking phenomenal?
I watched most of the time.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
Yeah, these guys, if they're not already tied up with another project, I mean these guys
were honest, man.
I like those guys.
Stan Island guys always makes me happy.
All right.
Yeah.
Did you, okay, back to Kevril quickly.
Did you get a lot of calls today regarding his...
I liked it.
Mike did, right?
Like you said, I don't know how to do you said the story get a lot of
those right I would not have ever you either no fucking it's a recipe for a
disaster but a lot of people calling offering condolences to Mike yeah make
sense that totally make sense but it's time for celebration not condolences yeah
condolences well concern I think concern what I say condolences. Yeah, condolences. Well, concern, I think. concern. What do I say condolences? Oh, I'm sorry, concern. Yeah, offering up
thoughts and prayers. You know, the the quality of the only call I did.
Take off. What's that?
gonna blow your mind. Okay.
cold. Check this out. Who called and wanted to want to see if if they could
what's the word bring two parties together over this near tragedy.
Was it a night-quil-infused Uncle Lloyd Kaufman?
Yeah, what you know, I like the Lloyd Kaufman thing because, you know,
we, while we said how do we bring Tellum Steve Dave to the next level,
yeah, people have said guests, celebrity guests.
Okay. So I think this is a
definitely, you know, the first of Tom Steve Dave's 2018. Okay. I can get you Joe Gatto.
To, you know, we'll take it. Yeah. I mean, he's been wanting to come on. Um, but celebrities.
Yeah. What? Celebrities. He's definitely a celebrity. but I think that's what I've been told
That's what elevates you to the next level. Okay, who told you this Chris Hardwick?
No, I've done a lot of research online and I've actually contact well PR people have contacted me
Who they said that like they've come up with?
Game plans
The game plan always entails you have to get celebrities
on Tome's D.
They have to get it to make it go over to that next level.
Not the top, but like to get to, you know,
it's a staircase and take the next step up is more guest.
Okay, so Uncle Lloyd was the first, well, no,
magnet was the first step.
No, no, I'm talking about a new mission statement
for in 2018.
Oh, okay, okay.
So Uncle Floyd. So
hopefully the first one. So Uncle Lloyd, we got it's only February. Yes, almost March. Yeah, so
like once a one a month, I think would help our cat. Okay, so people should tweet to us. What
celebrities they want and at the celebrities. That would help. Okay. I almost had Brad Meltzer
and at the celebrities. That would help.
Okay. I almost had Brad Meltzer on next week.
They offered it. Yeah, but I couldn't get the schedule to work.
He's a really good guy. Like, he's become a friend.
He's got a new novel coming out, but I figured, you know,
he wrote a dent to the crisis. He's got a lot of comics.
I thought he'd be a good fit for the show, but his schedule.
He's only in town for like two days next week, and he's not available.
But let me tell you who called out to talk to Cal.
Oh, that's right. Okay. Mm, okay. And thought he would be at the
store. Go on. Right. Who has had his own heart problems called
and wanted to pow out a Kevin, give him the give him the 411 about
what, you know, what's it going to take? What's, you know, what
to expect? Right. Okay. And he thought that the day after he had a
heart attack, that Kev would be working here. All right. Go on.
No, no, no, no.
I hate everything. Well, I hate everything. I'm sorry.
You really are in a mood today, man.
I was seeing you like this.
Let me show you. Hold on. Who's the music? Hold on.
I'll show you a quick picture because it goes back to what you were saying about how I only handle shit with a rage.
This was because the battery was running out in the, what the
fuck is it, the smoke alarm?
Okay. That's my door. Would you punch it?
Yeah.
Like is okay.
I almost broke my hand. Yeah. You are, you gotta get into therapy.
I think I need, I think I need like mood stabilizers. My mood flops back and forth so quickly and erratically. I don't know what's going on
Yeah
I am unhappy person. You're not addressing something. Yeah
So you gotta dress it. Yeah, and I try to keep it in check with with sage, but like oh my god like you know what let
Back up a second on because it gets into something
bigger. Let me hear. Oh, it was a musician who's dealt with some harp issues. Was it Billy
Joel? He's like, hard. It was at the piano, man. But it was.
Passion Bach. It was the Denmark demon. No. King Diamond called King diamond called. Did he call like a super
called. Oh, his wife.
Lydia Lydia, she said King. Why didn't King call Lydia diamond?
Because he's king. Did you get the number? I got the number.
So we got to get King diamond on the talk about heart shit. And to
well, he wants to talk to Kevin. This one talk to you know he's not the camera's I gotta talk to him I was in the number he
kept was like he was blown away oh yeah I don't I'm sure he's already reached
out to King yeah I couldn't get through to Kuff he's too busy talking to King
Diamond that's that's not real yeah I guess so I definitely would yeah but I
thought that was that was really just like that rock my world.
When somebody who knew King Diamond called his wife, his wife,
somebody who fucked King Diamond, called the store and was like,
Asshole, give me a phone number.
But that's when you got on the phone, huh?
It takes, it takes the spouse of King Diamond.
Give me that, you idiot. I apologize for my, my minion. He should be getting me a drink right now. This is the Baron talk. Wow. King
Diamond. Yeah. And he's had some, he's had some heart issues. And about 10 years ago she said and she had the accent, you know, yeah.
So maybe, you know, that could be, that could blossom into it like an unbelievable celebrity
friendship, you know.
King Diamond and Kuf.
Yeah.
Yeah, why not?
I mean, that would be cool.
Like Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence from the Anthem.
Oh, I love it.
I love seeing them.
Yeah.
So funny and cute and wacky and God, the
the shenanigans. You don't like shenanigans? The capering about people like capering?
So why are you so pissy though? You're like you're fucking Disneyland. You're out your
evocation. The actual happiest place on earth. You're sending fucking texts. I'm like he must be on
some sort of, he must be on ecstasy
He's fucking sending texts that are like so positive. Oh, I was yeah, like what did I send?
And was it serious?
Yeah, sending like text that I'm like like like make me go I
More concerned cuz they're so like they're so light and airy
If I had drugs I'd be back on drugs.
Man, come on.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I did go to Florida and
it is, it's, I know they call it the happiest place on earth.
I was just there recently. I could, I would say, yeah, I wouldn't know if I'd call it the happy place.
At one point, it may have been, but now it's, I would don't know if happy'd call it the happy place at one point it may have been but now it's I would
I don't know if happy is the right words to describe it it is
Unlike any place on earth, but I don't know if happy is the is the correct term at the end
I'm not saying it but I
It's just a way to just literally just take every less
Dine out of your pocket.
Fuck, yes.
And not just Disney or Orlando, or Orlando in general.
Dude, you get off a fucking, you get off the fucking Florida turnpiker or whatever.
Whatever this fucking road is, you pay a toll.
Then you have to get right back on, like as I stop and get, guess, I get back on.
No, no, I get rented a car while I was there.
No.
Um, and you get back on no no you're into the car well. Oh there. Oh
And you get back on and it's another fucking toll like you're right like they are draining your pockets Like they drain the swamps to fucking build that place. It is every
You think the pirates of the Caribbean ride pays for itself
Come on these people are presenting you a world of entertainment Now I'm presenting myself to get fucked in the ass.
You don't have to though. It's not like taxes. It's like you like they
throw you in jail if you don't go. There's taxes on everything
there too, man. I agree. I taxed that tack the fucking
tourist tax. I agree. But for a family who's not on television.
Yeah. It exists. It exists. Yeah.
I was with him.
How do you, how do they, how do they swing Disney?
It's impossible.
I, I, Troy was there.
I mean, his family is not a TV.
He's not on TV.
His wife, four kids, and a friend that is older, girl, bro.
Yeah.
I like it.
It must have been a 15 grand trip.
I mean, I know he's on the take so it's not a big deal.
No, not true at all.
Not true at all.
I'm just fucking around.
But what do you think it costs to run, is he?
I don't give a fuck.
That's their problem.
No, it's not.
It's your problem.
No, it is.
Damn it.
I mean, how many employees?
How would see electricity bill?
What's all everything costs to?
They're more than parks.
Big at this point.
If it costs that much for a family to bring,
then it's too big then.
Like each person is like $125 a day.
It's a day.
There is a lot.
There is only for a grand for a day.
That's nuts.
I would give them up for kids up for adoption before.
And it's not that great when you get in there. It's amazing, but it's not like it's not like on a
scale one at 10. It's not a 10. Well, what's a 10? Shit in the paper bag. I don't know what it's
10 is. Like, like, you're making me... There are no tons in luck. But like it is not like the haunted match and alone is worth. Oh
come on it's so it's so it's lame but it's nostalgic. Yes that's the only thing
it's got going for it. I mean if you're building a park today yeah that was
your fucking go to you can check out this right out of the theme park business.
I'm a berry Disney. Oh you know what scared the shit out of Zage though the the tower of terror.
Okay.
We we went in that and like she's pretty good on all the rides.
Like she went on Aero Smith and all that other shit.
Aero Smith has a ride.
Oh my God.
It's so lame.
It's a roller coaster.
The ride isn't lame.
The ride is going to ride because I would get sick.
But like when you first walk in, it's Aeromith with their yeah with their band rock and rollercoaster
It's a big screen
Like a big TV screen you watch a presentation and it's erosmith mixing an album or whatever the fuck and
Ken Marino is the engineer which I thought was weird a young Ken Marino and
He's an actor really funny guy and
Ilya and a Douglas is the manager and it's like, uh, hey guys,
you're supposed to be getting to the concert and they're like, yeah, but these guys showed
up meaning the audience. And then she's like, all right, I guess I better order another
limo. It's like so queer. And it is, it is pretty out there. Like, they're like, you know how
much we love our fans. We're not going to let you get them a limo with all the with all the acting chops you would expect of a fucking rock star
Is that the definition of selling out
Yeah, I mean, I you don't think aris fits sold out many times over
But is this the is this the one you can go to and
And resent them before.
For hours while you're sitting online.
Because if somebody says they want to build a roller coaster
based on you, you say yes.
Because how many times are you going to get that in your life?
That's pretty cool.
Plus money.
Yeah.
But it's selling out though.
It's like, give it who cares?
The whole point is to sell out.
That's the goal.
The goal is to get to a point where someone's going to sell out. You're like, yes, I do. Am I wrong? I wish I to sell out. That's the goal. Yes, the goal is to get to a point where someone's like, you want to sell out, you're like, yes, I do.
What?
Am I wrong?
I wish I could sell out.
I wish selling out is the whole point of everything.
It's not that.
That's a 10.
That's a 10.
You lose all artistic integrity, though.
Yeah, what's artistic integrity?
The second you take somebody else's money to do anything,
you've already given up art to take integrity.
Oh, that's an easy cop out though.
But that's no, that's to me.
That's the only thing you're going to remain true to yourself
like you're taking that money and sharing it to the art
that you want to create.
You can't.
That deal doesn't exist.
A deal does not exist.
Here's money.
Don't make whatever you want with absolutely no
interference whatsoever.
Nobody gets that deal.
That deal does not exist.
Oh, I think it has.
Where? I think Michael Jackson you that deal does not exist. Oh, I think it has Where I think I think Michael Jackson had that deal
Gwen I bet it's high. He's fall the fucking just to beat the shit out of his height though
You're talking during your career
Hit his height because you already sold out how many fuck a Pepsi commercials of them other fucker though
caught on fire and shit. Yeah, he had Captain Eo with Disney years before there was a rock and roll and coast
You only get big if you sell out the whole point of everything is that sold out?
You don't you know what sold out the Beatles definitely sold out there on their fucking 18th reissue of the same album
You know that try they you know if they never got back together. Yeah, I will, but they definitely sold out the Beatles didn't do any ads or anything
like that. They did eventually. And did they do it or did whoever wrote the catalog do it?
Because didn't. Good question. You know, but why they sell their catalog. Well, they
sold it to Michael Jackson. So if you're saying if you if you use if you make if you profit
off your art, you automatically are selling or selling out
You sold out the second high sell comics took a commercial head
I never respected you as a musician after that
I would not make that argument, but I do think that there is truth in that. Yeah
Do you think Tom see things all that?
Not as much as I'd like. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Greg is like a go fucking order it. No, you're never gonna make any more storage, right? You're never gonna make anymore
I'm gonna make anymore. Why would I right? But I it's catastrophic. I
It would put any other podcast
At the
Brands really it would be it that's that level of like what like that we took it on the chin because we just fucking stopped
Talking about the skull we didn't make anything out of it.
Like we got it. We found it. All three of us are the anti-PT bar.
Totally forget we have a website. Totally forget we have merchandise. But no, no, not all three of us.
Well, do you promote it then? I am not the social media guy though. I came, I got the fucking skull made.
I got I designed the box word. I got all the shit. And then I was like fucking if I can the fucking skull made I got I designed the box word I got all the shit
And then it's like fucking if I can't fucking depend on and at least the fucking PR guy I can't
I can't I mean well how much more I gotta do to fucking sell the skull
You want me to?
Want me to tweet out fucking dance no have one on a chuck and jive get rid of these fucking plastic albatrosses
but play like like maybe he can be like play with one on unimpractical jokers like
I don't know anything I don't even fuck what it is but please do something rather than nothing to move these fucking
Oh drown in here drown in skulls
I came up it happened to our sis that like I spend and if they can get in the first one like pretend to tram
Oh man, because we're gonna give away like I figured we'll I've seen so many requests for the I really believe that
The greatest one of the greatest things that I would that have come up with
Definitely not a skull, but um so many skull
Was that dyslexia I get so many emails about it. It's unbelievable
So I thought that we could do some sort of home version game of it
where we put it out to the listeners. Yeah. And in between show, in between episodes, like this
week, I'll give the listeners three clues. Must order mini-scull with game. And the first one that
emails me in that I see gets a biominical. No, it gets a free mini-scull. No, it gets a free mini-scal. Okay.
It gets a free mini-scal.
One gun.
And that's why you're most...
It's very interesting for like, you'll keep it always in the...
Because I gazed.
Yeah, because we're constantly talking about it every week.
Okay.
And we'll give a mini-scal away every week and then this way.
And it says we don't do ads anymore.
This promotion, this
dyslexia home game is brought to you by Tom Steve Dave dot mercedes.com and the
the Prussian mini-sculges read out the entire link. And if you go by mini-scul today,
it's now packed with 10% more shredded money. Oh wow. I got so much shredded money sitting around it. Okay
Whoever owns this like the shredded money business is like this is awesome
I'm so glad I went to this business
Well, I mean the skull thing like everybody got so fucking annoyed at me for bringing it in I mean that is that was part of the fucking trial. Remember everybody said that it was bullshit,
I never bring anything to overkill
and I finally find something fucking cool to bring
and I got so much shit about it
and then the accusations, oh, they're only doing it
to get money off people.
But it was like, well, fuck it, man.
If nobody's gonna have fun with this thing,
then it's like, we'll just leave it on the fucking shelf.
Like, where I found it.
Please, let's have some fun with it.
Let's not let it die because I love it.
My wife hasn't had one sort of garage back.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Faren on the kids college tuition.
So I'll give it, so I'm going to give these three dyslexia clues.
And then next week I'll reveal the answers to what they are.
Okay.
And then I'll get more clues
the following week. And I'm really hoping that this will spur interest interest and listeners
will go by mini skulls based off the off this new game. If I don't see an uptick in
skull sales and then we'll kill it. Triple suicide. How much of the skulls?
They're 2499.
All right, well.
Yeah.
Have you considered burning your house down in an insurance scam?
Well, I had to add them to my insurance policy.
And then like two days later, the cost goes up.
But like so many cool things are on hold because we've got so much fucking money tied up in the skulls
Like we can't do the baron um
No baron hosting a gig until we get out from under the skull fuck yeah, we're cash poor
Hey, it's fucking an easy being cash poor. All right, so I'm gonna give the listeners three
Okay, and and to these three clues. There's also a theme they have to guess to. So there's four
things they've got to answer correctly to win a kissing skull. It is the first one that I picked
that has all four right answers. Okay. And you email K-mews to edg email and then next time we
record I'll announce the announce the winners and I'll end in you guys and guess what and there will be a collective what I
Feel like if I was if I was an aunt listening like I
Like the saga of not selling skulls more than I would want a skull like now. It's funny when it's bad I'm hurting here and they they're not gonna want to see that they think I mean come on people. Yeah, I mean, it's it's well
Flanagan telling you
It's depressing. It's like what that
time I feel like with only times to the glory hole. Why is it a glory hole?
It's an embarrassment. Why is it convoluted? It's like they can't call
here again because it's at March table. But you could give them a code for
discount or something. Our profit margins or razor thin?
Yeah, there wasn't like, yeah, a lot of shit fucking was not thought out.
And I blame myself.
So do I. So do I. You fucked up.
All right, so the theme, there's a theme to these three clues.
Yeah. And here's the clues.
Okay. And don't go it now I'm reading you guys got to fucking figure it out
it's Dixlexia figured out good luck yeah have fun came used to at gmail.com email in
and in next week I'll announce the winner and then the new clues all right stern
Stern Jill Car Woman. That's clue one. Stern Jill Car Woman.
That is the backwards.
This is not backwards.
Okay. Stern Jill Car Woman.
Well, the opposite of cars horse.
Don't give him any help.
Horse lady.
Horse lady. Next week you don't guess.
Oh, okay.
I just want to remind everybody that.
Yeah, and then the question two or two.
Unless it's changed.
Repairing, good.
And then question three.
That's something, huh?
That's made out of wood.
Indulge my despair.
Okay.
All right.
So those are one of those clues again for you by listening at home.
The first one, Stern, Jill, car woman, question two, repairing good.
And question three, indulge my despair.
And those are there.
So you got to give me all three correct answers.
Plus what the theme was to tonight's
Dyslexia and you may win yourself a
Prussian mini kiss and skull which are
They are well made they are beautiful. They're beautiful. They're just I guess people just I didn't realize people wouldn't have a need for them
Yeah, don't go. Yeah, they don't have a need for good luck or whatever it's supposed to bring in
I mean I put I know know that we had a, I opened up the skull for the first time a lot.
People put money in on Monday because of, they wanted to, they wanted to wish
kept some good luck and they put it, they put a couple bucks in it.
Oh, all right.
There you go.
I mean, you could wish them luck all that time if you just bought one.
Oh, I sent him a, I sent him a skull.
I sent him a skull? Yeah, I'm sure he's like, what the fuck?
I got a message.
So there's the delexia, it's going to become a weekly thing now.
Oh god.
So the old skulls are gone.
Yeah, can I just try the skulls?
I wanted to talk to you guys real quick.
I saw this and I, what a shocking story.
Maybe really sad.
And have you seen about the baby who's allergic to water?
No.
Is it like some kind of superhero baby?
No.
A real baby?
It's a toddler who's allergic to water.
She's 18 months old and she breaks out and agonizing blisters. Oh,
seconds after she cries sweats or has a bath. Oh,
is that crazy? I mean allergic to water. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Man, I feel so bad for it because she doesn't know what's going on. She's just not so. She's
there's 50 people in the world who have this affliction.
So what she got to do, like, as soon as she's old enough,
she's got to realize she can't cry.
She can't sweat.
And she can't take a bath.
And she's got to take, I guess, a dry bath.
There's nothing that will help her.
Right now there's no medication.
No, there's nothing they could do.
There is no...
Oh, that poor kid.
Oh yeah, so I'm looking at her little arm.
It's all right, isn't she?
Yeah, she's thought to be the youngest of just 50 sufferers
I guess this is this happens as you get older maybe you but um if
Could you imagine that like you never be able to get wet?
Ask any number of my girlfriends
I mean yeah, I wonder like like fingers would burn off
I mean yeah, I wonder like like fingers would burn off
You had to be Just a knob yeah to the wrist or you're so into it
You're just like your hand is growing to the size of a fucking
Just blaze a glory tang in a loop because you got some less night
Thank you
And then the cruel irony is that even when your fingers grow and get that fat and
On wheeled we'll be able to use them properly anyway. No, she's like give me more. Yeah, you fat sausage
I guess the nice size queen
You don't really want to be with somebody you can handle a baseball. I hope to be I mean that would be pretty nifty
What do I care?
All right.
What else do I go?
So, I mean, if you were, so not only your fingers, but I mean, even everything,
everything can't get moist.
Yeah, but it comes in with a fat tongue.
Oh, no, but there's got to be like, how does she hydrate?
I mean, she's mostly water this kid.
So she's got it.
It's on her skin.
I don't think it's on her.
Maybe it's not her inside of her mouth.
It's caused by the release of histamine from cells in the skin called mast cells, treatments
target the symptoms but are not a cure.
And histamine tablets are used to block the reaction, affect, and reduce itching.
So basically, yeah, it's just like allergies.
But way, way, way, way, we're just in like, it's like, you're not just sneezing, you're
screaming, you're screaming, you're like, she's a cute little kid.
Oh, her, her cheeks are really rosy in this picture.
One bath a week, it looks like she's getting washed and bleached.
Oh, what?
You just can't do a dry bath?
Well, it's a dry bath.
Well, it's a dry bath.
A dry bath is not bathing.
I just saved you powder.
Well, she's not cake-diner.
No, you can't just put baby powder in there.
Otherwise, I would do it.
If it's like, oh, it's the same thing, I would just dump baby powder on myself and not
bother taking it.
Why are you showing?
Why are you?
I would save time.
I know.
There's so much sheep to punch. I was tons of sheep to punch. I'm save time. You got a sweep up all that sheeptowel. There's so much sheeptowel.
It's tons of sheeptowel at the punch and I'm not punching.
What are you going to do with this hangar?
I don't know. I don't know.
Has it been getting worse lately?
Oh, way worse. Like way worse.
I'm joining the gym tomorrow because I'm hoping that maybe that'll help get out some
unexpended energy.
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. I can't, and I kept mentally, I could not control it.
Yeah, I just can't.
You were never given the tools.
No.
That's why I think you need to get the therapy, dude.
You know what?
I was thinking about it today, and it's like,
much like everything else I blame permanent.
You're, because when I was young,
you were not allowed to show if you were upset,
if you were sad, if you were angry, any of that.
Like, all the, like, what's that?
I'm glad I was showing.
It wasn't an issue.
Yeah.
That wasn't a, yeah, they didn't have to, they don't have to ban that.
Why? Why were they like, you can't show any form of frustration or sadness or despair?
I don't know. I'm not sure, but like it was...
Well, what was, how did you know you weren't allowed to? Because they would
scream. They'd be like knock it off like if you were crying or you were upset.
They didn't want to deal with it. They don't want fucking kids. They were like 21
years old, 22 years old when they had me. Absolutely an accident in the
purest fucking... But they don't want kids. Why do they have three more? Because they're
fucking dopes. Because they're like everyone else. I'm looking around Disney. I'm
like, why the fuck do you need six kids?
Why do you need so many?
That's because it brings joy to some people.
A bit lonely.
It's like, not to me.
It's comforting.
You know how much I pay when I go to Disney?
I'll get in $20.
Probably zero.
That's it.
Yeah, I do have to pay again.
But I don't have to wait on lines.
But if I had kids, I'd probably have to wait on line.
Yeah, unless they've ruined their special. And you know, wait on lines. Oh, really?
Yep. That's my little, that's my human fast pass right there.
Whoa.
Yep. That is good.
Why is that?
Anybody with special needs gets to, yeah. And it's, it's actually.
Just rub the line.
Yeah, she's gonna go all crazy.
Yeah, she's up for a fling shit at everybody.
Yeah, like just start eating her own poop and nuts.
Yeah.
People don't want to see that.
Yeah.
No, she actually like legitimately,
she does not do well in the heat.
Because.
Was it hot?
In Florida.
Yeah, it was pretty warm.
Not like oppressive.
I've been there when it's like holy shit
But like it had enough that like by the second day like a couple hours into the second day
She did not want to walk around parks or do any of that shit
So also it was really weird man. We were leaving one of the rides. I can't remember what it was and there was a girl there
Probably like 18 she had down, and I watched it unfold. She sees sage and perks up, almost
like it, like I know this sounds bad, but this is what I'm going to like in it too, like when
your dog sees another dog and it's like, holy shit, I want to go hang out with that dog.
Right. Okay. Someone like me. Yeah. Exactly. And she was like, boom, laser focused, went want to go hang out with that doggo. Right. Okay, someone like me. Yeah.
Exactly.
And she was like, boom, laser focused, went over to her,
gave her a hug, all this other shit.
Meanwhile, sage is like, what the fuck is going on here?
Why is this person hugging me?
He's raised by Brian Johnson.
Yeah.
But yeah, definitely she knows.
The sage does not know.
Oh, she's different.
She's absolutely zero idea. Well, nobody really treats her differently. No, right. No, so
She's just like I don't know what's going on here, but sure happy birthday give her a hug and then it was very sweet
Do you fear that
You're turning into Edgar in terms of the way you do your handle you what you're age and like you know
He was quick prone to outburst terms of the way you handle your rage and like, you know, he was quick prone
to outbursts of anger.
Uh, no, because it's never focused on her.
Like, I'll hit shit and I'll smash stuff and I try my best not to do it around her,
but it's never like, I would never hit her or allow her to do it.
No, I mean, now I mean, like in terms of like that, that trigger, trigger temper of like it's like he had,
like I saw, I saw him like, you know, flip a switch.
It was like a light switch like he was, he was normal one second and he was raging like,
yeah, it's exactly what it's like.
Yeah, that's, that's it.
I noticed more and more.
She's like, are you okay?
And what I'm not doing anything like I'm just doing something around the house or whatever.
I try to put up another shelf that didn't go well.
Is there, you think therapy would help that?
I, I honestly, my bottom of my heart believe that he would benefit a lot from therapy.
They give you coping mechanisms?
They give you coping, well right now it's just unchecked. He's not doing anything.
He's not addressing it. he's just living it. So I think that they draw on their experience to point
out these things that are setting them off and more valuable than a gym. Right now there's not,
right now it's it's it's action action. There's no he needs something to break that circuit So it's like it's like action. Oh, let me think about this before I punch the wall right and I do think that they can
Would that be he would be better suited to go into a therapy rather than like was like long a joint in gym
I don't think it's one of the other but I I would use more beneficially
I think therapy. I think so. Yeah, I think therapy because I benefited
I'm just speaking Because I benefited.
I'm just speaking from experience, man.
I had the same shit going on and I don't really anymore.
Comes with age, but you know, it goes.
Right, but I'm saying it comes with age, but also I worked a lot on it.
You've done yourself.
Oh, God.
I had to.
It could sound like it was at that much to a Jew.
The first, I mean, it seems so well.
Today, the first couple seasons of Joker's though, you were not the same guy.
No, no.
Like that, that, like, Hey mustache, that is like not even acting.
Yeah, that's me trying to get that fucking guy.
Yeah, that's like so close to Q actually getting into a fight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you, and you, through therapy,
you found out what was causing your anger.
You never did find that.
No, I kind of got an idea, kind of got.
Do you think it must stem from it?
Well, he knows what it is, but it's,
it's, like, he always brings up payment ed girl.
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely what it is.
It's not going to happen back then, right?
Sure, but at this point in his age, it's a pattern that he needs to break. Yeah, I can't keep being like my mom and dad
They would let me get mad. Yeah fucking punch it. So you got it
It's like he knows though. He does know he sounds like he'll know more than the therapist
But he's reacting what he's doing when he punches that wall is nothing
Turn his therapist into no joke or bro. I wouldn't doubt that that I can actually see happening. I'm not even getting
But no, but like he's he's reacting. It's it's a punch a wall and then afterwards
I'm sure you're like oh man that I just punched the storm break it. I have a
Broken door two holes in the wall
From punching and one hole in the wall from kicking. Yeah, it's like, you don't even want that in your life.
And such a crummy house, I punched the wall and like the whole wall almost came down.
You don't need that shit.
And it's like, you know, you know, I don't want to feel that way.
I don't, but I don't goddamn it.
You said it a long time ago, man.
And sending it to go Comic Con.
Yeah, I'm not taking that back.
He was, we were in sending it you a comic and we were talking about.
I can't keep relying on that.
He's like, I don't think happiness is in the cards for you.
I do it, I respect you.
Yeah, I respect you opinion.
Yeah, but I was 24.
I mean, but you're the only friend I have that didn't stop talking to me for a long
period of time when I was
not at my greatest.
Every other friend, Saladin, talked to me six months, one point.
Stacey's been talking to me for four and a half years.
Fucking Mosier.
Yeah, Mosier, Mosier's Tucker.
But Mosier lived on the other co.
Like I was bad.
Like I needed to go into, I needed to figure stuff out.
What way were you bad though?
It's always angry, always defensive, always, always not seeing things for how they were,
but seeing things for how I...
So your prism?
Yes.
And that's on how things are.
It's, you know.
Doesn't everybody though like in a way like see things in a certain, not to the same
level as like so through through, so focused on
how it affects them, but doesn't everybody see things through their prism?
Right, but some people deal with that better than others.
And so when it's happened, no one could talk sense to you.
No one could be like, well, hey, well, wait a second.
Think about this.
The worst thing anyone could do when I feel that way
is to try to hug me.
I swear to God, Pam's done it in the past.
I'm like, oh my God, get the fuck off of me.
Like, oh my God, I don't want any.
No hugs, not for some other cultural,
it's not a real thing.
Drugs, not hugs was my thing.
No hug ever matched the feeling of a fricuset.
Would it help you, Hugg?
I'm a hugger. I like hugging. Yeah.
I'm not anti-hug. Let's not go crazy.
In those moments of fighting.
And you're when you're feeling like when you're raging with a hug work.
The last time, yes, it might, it might.
The last time I reached was it might, it might. The last time I, I raged was a backstage
of Madison Square Garden.
Remember?
And I was like, I was fucking kicking.
I kicked a shit out of a garbage can.
Like, we talking about the garden, the last time,
and like, like three months ago, four months ago.
I flipped out like, I'm not kidding.
This is gonna sound like an exaggeration.
At one point, I had the fucking, my dressing room door
barricaded so people couldn't, not that people were trying to get in,
like, get in, but like I put like a chair up
because there was no lock on the door
so people couldn't get in and I just fucking went to town
on various things.
And if one of my friends hadn't come in and like,
talked to me basically like, you know, black widow talks like the Hulk in the movies.
I would have fucking yeah, you need a rhyme to it's very rare. It's very
on it's coming down. Yeah, shit like that. It was it was literally like it was literally like look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
Calm down calm down and I was able to like snap out of it, but I was in that fucking rage, man, where I just
But they're they're I asked what's spurted on you people
Like it seems like a weird time to have it like you're at the the pinnacle of your career
That's why he knows all downhill
I don't even remember that I don't even that night is nothing to me. I don't recall it. I don't I don't have any
any That night is nothing to me. I don't recall it. I don't I don't have any any
Fun memories of it. I it's almost like already. Yeah, it's almost like it happened to a completely other person like your Spectator. Yeah, yeah, I believe that because it's so I mean think about how big that is. Oh, well not even that's just because I was so fucking angry
Like the inability to enjoy it. Yeah, it it was no, I just wanted it over with.
I, there was, put it this way, if it was just Brian Quinn playing Madison Square Garden
and I didn't have people relying on me, I would have just walked out, gotten a subway and
left.
I would have been like, fuck it.
You would have left.
I would have axel rose it.
You would have, oh my God.
Yeah, I would have been the fuck it's to me.
I don't care.
I'm not doing this.
I'm out of here.
That would have been pretty epic.
Yeah, but I can't do that to my, nothing on earth would make me do that to my friends
But if it was me, I would have jiggy heads of two hours
And once the last time you were in therapy
I'm in fairly often. I still go on record. Yeah
I thought you way you talk you baby sound like you you've done it and you're no no no
I go less now because of my schedule, but I still go like I still go I
Go at least once a month and you I just open door you just go and every one you have to call me
I make an appointment. I usually break it four times and then finally get to it
I mean you guys know what it's like to schedule me here and you're like you guys in your two-day?
There's like yeah
That's
That's one thing. This is no pressure. This is not about anything you're saying, but like
This like doing this regularly is the only thing that can
Temperate even a little bit. Yeah, you know, like if we go a long time for good two weeks. Oh, I feel it too
Yeah, I'm like I
Can feel it CJ see
This helps shot up goddamn
Doesn't help is it like is it immediately gone admit the moment you put the board barely hit me on the ass
I'm like I'm gonna fucking kill someone
No usually like the next day next day
Will usually be okay, but why don't you just go listen to it? I have. I he edits it. I edit it and I told
you or I think I texted you too like I grouped actually you guys I was like I was feel like shit and I was
like I went and re-listen to the episode just so I could feel like I was hanging out with you guys. I thought you meant you
were listening to it because you were editing it though. No. No I was driving around listening to it. So now
was driving around listening to it. So now that's that's that's a real insight though. So you're getting some level of relaxation. I wouldn't say pleasure. Or I'm gonna go so far. But you're getting
some level of relaxation listening to an old episode. Oh yeah. If you just pick a random episode,
would it work? Because you would be like, because people have played for me like they've come in here
and they're like, I want to listen to this. This is this is why I listen to when I like, I felt like shit or whatever and it's like, and I don't remember the episode
I'm like, and I almost makes me chuckle. I'm like, oh my god, that's funny.
Because I don't know because it was so long ago. I don't even remember the context. I'm like, why do we, what were we talking about?
But like, you could listen to old episodes. You may not even remember like they almost like they didn't happen. Oh, that that absolutely is it would be the case. People like
people will say be like, hey, like they'll say a joke that they liked and I'm like,
did I say that on Tom CD or comic book man or in real life, like I don't
remember. Like the basic stories I remember, but there's lots of
conversations and I'm like, I have no recollection of that. Yeah, so you got
366 episodes to next time you're gonna go punch a wall. Yeah, I'm like wait a second and see if you play making
Yeah, okay
There's a hug right there. Hey, go. Thanks for the hug
You know that's a thousand times better than a percussive.
Coming from someone who's never taken percussive.
Dance poison baby.
Dance poison.
By the way, pantspoison.com.
I locked it down.
All right, told you about the beer company.
One of them is going gonna be pants poison.
I got it.
That's pretty great.
Yeah.
I was wrong about slightly wrong.
Not, you know, I wasn't wrong.
I still don't like them, but the Kardashian genders, I don't know which one it was.
The Kylier Kendall, one of the two.
I guess they were big proponents of Snapchat. And they said, one of them said something like,
they weren't happy with the Snapchat, the new,
what is it, format or whatever, you can call it.
She tweeted that Snapchat lost a billion dollars
in market share in one day, a billion dollars.
Whoa.
Can they contribute it to her?
That's the sweet about that. That's all is. Is we get on a tweet about the
skulls? She's weird about the skulls. Loving this new.
Yeah.
Holy available. I can't believe that merch table. But can you imagine if that kind of power?
No, that's crazy. Would you abuse it? Yes. Oh, I would be saying should I like all day?
Yeah, just to watch it lose I think I bet Coca-Cola gross
See if you can take I've been like Holland ill right guys
New Mexico
You've got to give her some
Some props
With great power comes great responsibility and she probably
won't won't do that in the future.
Her follow up tweet was like still love you though Snapchat, which is like, no, I don't
think it's like we're working on it.
We're in business again.
I think it was like obviously she didn't know, like even she didn't know that she was
going to power that she deals.
Well, yeah, Snapchat still still just I send you pictures
And they disappear and they all that I think it's kind of the same snapchat someone with all the filters and shit like somebody
Was like oh you should do snapchat too as well as like Instagram and oh yeah
We're by the way if you want to follow us on Instagram. We're tell them ants T.E.L
L.A.M. ants I should change it because who would think that what's up? I hate something. What?
Go ahead
movie
Fuffa the movies over. Yeah, all right. We're gonna have to wait a couple minutes. Why don't you look around the store?
Check some stuff out. Yeah
I hidden a key somewhere in the store a
Key go find it if you could find the key, it will unlock a box.
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Okay, we got to find the key look around see if you can find it
All right, good
Yeah, so so Kendall Jenner. That's that's some power. I mean
Now you wouldn't tell out would you would you use it to boost things you liked though?
Sure, right.
That wouldn't be selling out.
If I truly liked something, I would feel
that that wasn't selling out.
Yeah.
You know, it would be an honest opinion at least.
Right.
I wonder though, like, the stuff that you like
and this is not nothing against you,
this stuff that I like, the stuff that the three of us like,
probably, I don't, even if we had that kind of juice,
people would still be like, what?
I don't know about that,
because I think how many years you and I were into comics
when it was like mocked and we were laughed at.
Oh, I remember those years,
too, it was awesome.
Yeah, and now what runs the world,
what rules it is comic books.
The characters.
It was truly like, not saying it was like.
Or you weren't Ann Frank in it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it wasn't, no, it wasn't no, you know,
walking the park to where you're Spider-Man shirt.
Dude, that was a senior in high school
buying comic books and I would get fucking torn apart about my friends.
Yeah, I hid that. I hid my addiction to comic books for a quite a while because I felt it was made me look like a baby.
Right. And now, so my point is, maybe the things that you like would not be, maybe you're sitting on a pile of money, you don't even know it.
Oh no, I would know it. Definitely not.
Sit on skull, so it's a bad thing I'm saying.
Yeah, those skulls.
Are you more upset about the money or the lack of enthusiasm?
I think the lack is, I mean, it's definitely both.
I think I see a lack of enthusiasm, though.
It's scary. It makes me go like, you know, it's the
tellm Steve Dave ride over. Or if it's not over, is it, is it, it's
definitely feels like the train is, is not running on coal anymore.
Now it's like, you know, they're throwing it, they ripped off seats,
and they're throwing them into the engine just to keep the train going.
I hope that's not the case.
That's an uptick in skulls. I mean, maybe I wouldn't have such a leak.
Yeah, you'd be more optimistic.
You can't be this blatant about a thing.
Why? Is it what those people want?
Like blatant pure raw thoughts?
You would think.
Did you two racist, go see Black Panther?
I heard you're not allowed to see it if you're well.
I have not seen it.
Did you see it, Wolf?
I have not seen it.
I want to see it so badly, but I said I've been dealing
with some family members who have been ill
and I have been forced to pick up the slack.
Yeah, the worst.
Yeah, that's my fault. Because her mom is in the hospital. So we've been doing
doing a lot of what some of the slack you've picked up. I'm
curious to know how old stuff like things I gotta get done
my wife used to do.
Or I can do because she's you know, we're out at business
and just the skull pile.
You know, like my daughter's places making getting, you know, things that need
to get done that she knows because she's focused on her mom right now.
Okay.
Now, you are a guy who, I believe totally appreciates your wife.
Do you appreciate her more knowing all that shit she does?
And that you're like, oh my god, I don't want to do this.
Oh, no.
No.
Of course, I'm just still looking for the key. No.
No.
Look it everywhere.
Do you find it yet?
Getting warm.
Yes. You're a failure.
Um, since there's somewhere.
I don't, I mean, it's not fun to drive like, like, you know,
to free hold.
Like all the places that I got it, like, that the girls have to go to.
That's not fun.
Like, we'll have, I'll have some fun while doing it, but it's just like this like
Like I got my friends want to go here, you know, no one's home. So I gotta you know, I got I got I got a pick up
So what you do was you're you know
It's when you're you're done, you know, you know it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's driving me crazy like it's so
like I took
a day or like sage and the cats were at Pamineggers
Just nothing
No one needed anything and that's what I think is getting to me the constant need special needs
But like yeah, like they're just like you saw it here before hey, can you set up the movie?
Hey, I want something to eat. Hey, and that's like just within a couple minutes
You know and it's like it's all the time. Yeah, you know, so it gets rough. Can't hire help I
Could I guess I could but I got to get to a point where I'm like I know where like what I have to do first is look into like
programs for so maybe some after school shit.
And then from there, maybe like,
because like really, the only,
I barely trust Pam and Ed, you're just to stay over.
Like honestly, the only person I would trust
to stay overnight would be Debbie Chen probably.
I think she's really the only one.
Yeah.
I'd be like, not even think about it.
So. Yeah, but you gotta take care of yourself too though only one. Yeah. I'd be like, not even think about it. Yeah, but you gotta take care of yourself too, though, pal.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, yeah, more and more than that.
It really, it was her that like the pretty frequent like,
are you okay?
Are you okay?
Cause she can see it like in my face,
even if I'm not breaking doors or whatever,
she can see that I'm like focused on something
or something is going wrong.
And it seems like something is always going wrong.
Well, it's the same shit that goes wrong for everyone.
Fucking insurance company fuck something up or this guy fucked up or you know bullshit
and fucking.
Seems like nobody ever does their job right?
Oh my no.
No, I just feel like nobody ever does their job right.
Yeah.
That's why I don't have a job.
I know I do it wrong.
I don't want to fuck up anybody's day.
It's fair enough.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Shake your hands.
Come to me.
If you want, yeah, I guess.
Sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It doesn't sound like you want to leave.
So I don't know if I should say it.
I'll do it a lot of fucking see you're all night.
See if you keep looking for that cake.
Yeah. Did you find it yet? Yeah. I'll do a lot of I can see you're all night See if you keep looking for that key
I have a request
I saw comics there are 300 episodes coming up. Yeah, I got invited on to this. Oh, okay. Yeah, all right
Because I've heard there's a special I don't have a key. I heard there's a special
Request for a certain,
for a bit from us.
Oh, really?
That's the do.
Check this out.
I thought it was pretty fun.
We record and then we give them the clip.
What if scenario?
What if Tom Steve, they've never existed.
We didn't come up with Tom Steve, they but instead,
we created ISO comics and we do our version of I love that.
I thought we could do it one night after recording a
Tom Steve they will do a mini I saw comics episode.
I gots great man I would love to talk about comics.
That's what we're gonna do then and then and that clip will
be aired on the prestige like how long we go as long as you
want. I don't want to make I don't want to like keep you here too late because I know you're a busy guy
So I don't want to say like we'll make it a full length episode. Yeah, I never get to talk about comics
Yeah, we're gonna I got some special things already planned to make make talking about comics fun. Oh shit
That's cool. I don't really get to talk about comics in the offseason
So looking forward to it. Yeah, what's my role on this?
I got a role. I got a role already. I can see it already. How you will be
implemented in the in the
I'm a creative
bush. The earth two version of
I sell comics. Okay. Oh shit. Yeah, but I love this. Ming Chen has asked for that for
for the 300 episodes. You got to give it up for them. Yeah, yeah
That's an achievement. Yeah, that is a testament to optimism like I have never fucking seen in my life
It'll get better
Right
They do yeah, they do I mean they went from they went from a Smorning show.
Now having a studio.
A studio.
A studio.
If that's not success, I don't know what it is.
How can you argue that only in America?
All in America could say now they have a podcast studio.
They are there would be laws against them podcasting other countries
That's why America is the greatest anybody could do anything
get thrown off rooftop
In the middle east full of foot over their head
Were they gay? No, they just fucked up podcasting
Even the murder is against shots.
I don't even know what hit the ground yet.
I have a country where they don't even find being gay.
Funny, I don't like it.
It's no room for humor.
It's no taking shots of my gaming.
I don't know.
All the kid is dead. And there we go.
Oh my God.
Big ass for it.
I mean, I think my head, but he's telling me this.
I'm like, you're opening the door.
I said, I got a role for you.
You've already shown your face.
You're showing your role can be to the viscery the entire like their entire existence
Me too will try to keep the ISO cut that the earth to ISO
Congress train on its tracks while you will play
Who is that earth Everyone brain jumps.
We thought it was that little Russian from the bowling
Oh, he's got bars.
Yes, you'll be bars.
Alright, so it's basically poked nuts with comics.
Tantee.
Nokia?
Tantee yet?
Never found a key yet?
Nokia? Somebody told me they saw it in the toilet bowl. No kea Haven't found a kea no kea
Somebody told me they saw it in the toilet bowl
So yeah, what else I think that was probably it
We got eat a clock with it. Oh, good. We got a genders, we got... Kevin, thank God he's all right.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm really happy that God made it.
I like him.
But I remember my grandmother,
like, you know, she was much older, eighties,
but we'd be like, oh man, this friend died.
This friend died.
And I'm like, what is that?
Like, if I got the news back, like, holy shit,
Kevin died, like, finally a death would affect me. death stone effect me, you know like like this this celebrity died
I'm like I don't go fuck like even if I like him. I don't really care. It's like I don't know what are you gonna do?
But a friend like
Yeah, I it was it was I worry about more than family. Sorry Eric. I'm still kidding. Is it the way I play the time?
Is it the way I hold my place?
Kill me, honey, what makes you mad?
Every time you see my face, what can I do?
What did I say?
You can't try a livable way.
Six years later, ain't you still alive?
Running your mouth, I can still retire
Go! Go! Go!
Rockin' won't go!
Go! Go! Go!
Use a knife! Go! Go!
Rockin' won't go, no, no
No one here so better than try, you're still tryin'
I don't know why, does it really help the mind to know
You're a shit of your own kind
You can leave it anytime, you're gonna pull the plug on us
We're gonna party to the bitter end, turn around and see the shape you're in
You know it's true
Where are you?
For all the pain you caused me and my friends
No one cares what you say
You'll be down and go look for good
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