Tell Em Steve-Dave - #367: Beside Flanagan

Episode Date: March 17, 2018

Nuptials, Black Panther and millennials, oh my. Music: Evoker - Insect Overlords

I was waiting to get into a relationship with the kids girl! No! I just... And she's like, let me see your cock and I was like, cock! It's a text! Yeah, just showing our balls to each other all the hits. I never do love the hits. There's a reason they hit. ROOS! I've been tau! It's the boss, motherfuckers! I don't care what you're in the rough! Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

It's been a little while since we've been around this poker table. Yes. And I feel it. There's nothing like being around this poker table with you guys and playing a spirited game of strip poker. Yeah, just showing our balls to each other all the time. I tell you what, man, this is really, really, really good, but very busy time for us. Work on the TV show, we're working on the movie now,

we just announced the Joker's movie. We're writing the new tour and it is very difficult to get down here, week in, week out, and it would never even... It's not an option not to do it, because if I don't do it, I feel like I'm insane. You know, I'm just a week here or there, whatever, but like, if I was like, even like, all right, so like we're gonna be on the road for like five weeks doing the movie. And I said to the producer, I was like, I have to be home at least twice in that

because I gotta do Tom Steve tape. What the fuck is that? Yeah, he's basically, yeah. And I was like, oh, it predates the show. I love doing it. So I'm actually working the schedule around the ability to get back here. I figure even if we do two episodes in one sitting,

you know, type thing. Be careful, because when you say that, there's somebody on Twitter that's like well if you fucking need to do it so bad why don't you do it but it's like well that's the reason. Well to that person I would say suck my asshole. Alright suck the shit right out of my asshole. I'll give a fuck. Right because it's gonna end up on your grieve if you don't suck it out. So, we said, you were, I don't care anymore, man. Yeah, this morning, because we plan on doing it today and this morning, you texted and you said, we still on, and then like an hour later, it looked like it was up in the air. I would rather find out my new wife cheated on me than we weren't gonna do the show.

I'm in love, but it's with this podcast. So it's out, huh? You released, uh, I released the photo. Some people said they were, they were doctored or green screens or they were not. They 100% were not on Sage's life. Those pictures were not Photoshop. Right. On my cats as well. I mean, they are in that we put a blur over the face, but that's it. But that's, I mean, that's been years now. Yeah. She just doesn't want people to see her face.

Yeah. I feel the same way. If I could walk around with a digitized face on the, like that, I might life would be so much more. Like me or? Yeah. But yeah, we, Sal was Sal was down in the Caribbean vacationing and the time was coming up, so for the last minute,

we were like, let's do it. Yeah, yeah. Your face looked none too happy. I'm still not sure how to feel about it. Your phrase is gonna take away from buddy time. Well, I'm both then. I was the best man and the maid of honor. I don't know if that's the first time

That's ever been done. I can't imagine it is he fucked himself I got drunk. I really fucked myself But yeah, like I find myself in a precarious position. Sure. What if you guys get When you guys get divorced She's taking me for all my comic book man money. Yeah, but I got to hand it to, well, not you so much as her. Like she made a fucking bet or whatever. Yeah.

And she did it. Five years later. Fuck man. I'm betrothed. I've joined the ranks while you've got to give me some advice now. That's absolutely. Whatever you need, any problems? I'm the Gourou.

Yeah, I call you and I'm like, I'm responding well to Bang Zool. Well, this is the newlywed face. Right. So you shouldn't have, yeah, you shouldn't have to be coming to me for any problems. I expect to not hear from you for at least a year if you come to me for advice or fork or you have problems before a year Yeah, I'd be I'd be a bit concerned because right now it should be pure bliss

How do you get dubbed to return your text if you could just tell me that? Because the truth that you guys all live together we don't live to go she's still living in Staten Island There's as if you had no hope of consummation for this marriage or... Well, I see. So this is basically... People don't spend their wedding night with the best man and get drunk. But you know, sometimes it happens. So you...

It's a marriage just as the same way that gittems is a marriage like there's no like, just no contact There's no like living together. There's no talking to each other. Of course. There's no talk to her. Well, from the talk to her little things back up. Well, I text them the her and then I hope she hasn't changed her phone over here But that's Stacy Patel. She's she's removed. Yeah, you know, oh But that's Stacy Patel she's she's removed. Yeah, you know, oh Don't say Stacy Patel I meant Stacy Patel at Johnson. She's changed. She's adding that to her name. We're talking about it Are you talking I just literally talking or I've been harassing her relentlessly

Yeah, first year no problems for you First year. Yeah, first year, no problems for you. First year? Yeah. Oh my God, no way. But you guys have dated a while. Right, but then once you get to, and then when you're, well, okay, you guys aren't living together, but once you get like living together, though, that's just like the, you've pretend your grownups. It's like, almost like playing house.

Oh yeah. Yeah, you spend all your time playing doctor and playing while you're playing house. It's just like, you should have like a no Issues what all your only issues you should have are like going to the doctor and getting more testosterone Yeah No, no because you're using it all up because of that even your mat your newlyweds. I mean that's it Yeah, that's like but you know what we were young though. Yeah, you so you

don't have the same feeling of playing house because you've played house for a long time. Now you've played the adult role. Right. Well, I also tried to play doctor with her. I was like, let me just take your uterus. You never like that silver disc on your head. Right. Yeah, because at the age at your age, it's hard to feel like that feeling of like, oh my God, we're acting like adults. We live on our own. We live, you know, that's difficult to do at your stage of your life right now. That's why I like.

Yeah, well, when we did that, when we got married together, we were still living at home. I guess, I mean, you've been out of your parents' house for a long time, but it's hard to, yeah, it's hard to, like, you've been on your own, no, for a long time. It's hard to feel like you're playing house at this stage of the game. Because you guys were young, well, you're about 25, 24 somewhere in there.

Yeah. That is young, man, when you look back on it now. Yeah, that's young. What would you do differently now? Because you're always saying happy, white, happy life. That seems like a sell out to me, though. It really?

Yeah, and while you're doing it, it's trying to make somebody happy so they don't make your live hell. No, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I still, I think it's all how you look at things, but I, if you get your happiness from her, like if you like making her happy, that can mean that too, right? Well, yeah, but I know. I think it literally, I think it really does boil down to it.

If you're, if the other person's happy by, by you, you, there's a good chance is a greater chance that you'll be happier too because you don't have to deal with any nonsense. Right? But they'll find something to bitch about. That's just the way it goes. That's not the way I always took that meaning. I always took it like you're you're in love with the person and you want to make them happy. So if you're making your wife or a husband happy, you're fulfilling that which makes yourself happy. Not I have to keep her happy so I don't deal with consequences.

I think you're a romantic and we're more self-preservationist. I'm also not a man. I'm married at the stable. Oh, yeah. I guess I wanted you to know. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Well, that's how it is. That's good. If I could bring it down, and like, let the big boys talk. You know, like, exactly. Well, that's how it is. If I could bring it down, like, let the big boys talk to you. Like, make it a little bit more real. I would change one thing. I probably, I mean, not probably. I definitely would have made the decision. I guess, but this wasn't in the first year of marriage, though.

I would have had, I would have told a doctor, you know, don't tie those tubes. Tie her tubes? No, I would have say don't tie them. I would have had another kid. At what age? Like, now would you? I would love to have a kid right now. Because you could on time.

I know Alex, but I'm in the fucking rearview mirror. What? You can't tie a kid to the kitchen. That's something that could be undone. I know one man it could be. I don't know if I'm women. They've been tied for a while, yeah. Yeah.

We're all fucking dusty. It'll fall apart and'm living. They've been tied for a while, yeah. Yeah. They're all fucking dusty. They don't fall apart. You've been docked? Well, it's not the same. You can adopt a psychopath. Right. What if you end up with that? I don't know.

I mean, I want these jeans. You know, I don't, I don't want to. I can be a sailor. I don't want to boast. Yeah. But my bloodline is clear. I aim to keep it that way. I don't know what I'm buying. No, if I get somebody

else's. He got brainwashing there gets a dog he's like a problem. A problem. But yeah, that's I would have I we but we were struggling at that point when you know with money wise and you know we're like we're never going to be able to afford a third kid. So never know You would become a major TV celebrity, you know, too is nice. Yeah, you're right You know if I had known like if I know I was gonna be on TV and there was gonna be that look that big and that big injection But a nice injection where it weren't like You know like well, you can't you can't join Columbia House because you don't have enough money, you know It's a penny for both cities I was told that though.

I was told that I can't join Columbia House because we don't have enough money. I'm sending to the neighbor's house and watching the man I'm not going to leave though. But yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Let's see that exact one. I definitely would have had Let's see that example. The day the music died. I definitely would have had a third kid though.

I would have tried for the boy. Yeah. You want a male. I'm a male heir. I don't do it a lot, but there's a time when I see a father and a son. This is kissing a son of the lips. Oh my gosh. I might need a different wife. Yeah, it's weird if you kiss your adopted son on the lips for a week.

Well good news. Well, the doctor may suggest an operation called a tubal ligation reversal. Sounds like something that we go for. A surgeon will reopen untie and reconnect your fallopian tube so you can have a baby again. I really don't, I really, if we were going to do it, it would have had to done it a while ago. I think it's at this point she'd be like, are you insane? He does all the work and I fucking get to play with a baby. You're like, I mean, in nine months you'll be having the kid in say, I don't know, 24 months.

I want to play with it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You know, I'm going to talk. Yeah. Better yet, have the kid call me if you can talk. So oh, it says though, your age is a big factor. Yeah, we definitely passed that threshold.

And also, then you're the old dad. Like you're 65 and he's 15. And now he's challenging you because you're like, you're yelling at him and he's like, let's do it, old man. You're like, whoa. My kids haven't challenged me yet. You haven't had a boy.

Yeah. Oh, you think it's just automatically. It's just automatic. If you have a son, he is going to challenge you. So the son to rule the father must die. Yeah. And has each of your brothers challenged the father? Yeah.

My father's all battle scars. I only got one eye now. So keep it us down though. Now he's been in like Trenton State prison for 10 years. I don't mean physically, but has there been a moment where each brother has, has thrown it down and been like, there is a time when you're like, I'm off, enough would tell me what to do and shit like that.

Yeah. Has the past. For me, that was 42. Brother, John, I know I'm not gonna ask you to leave the house. I'm not doing, I'm not asking on your, a beer behalf. We know you challenged the, you see asking on your beer behalf. We know you challenge the

you see it with your own eyes but has the I know Darren has challenged the father but has Eric challenged the father Eric I don't think no I don't think so Eric was um he's a good boy yeah he was he was the good boy he got out quickly and I remember Edgar like he would say shit like to the neighbor He'd be like it's my boat right there because Eric went to college And I guess instead of instead of no instead of Buying a boat he sent Eric to college. Oh, okay, which I don't think is true I think Eric paid for everything and Edgar would still say it anyway and he doesn't want a boat

he's not a boating guy. He's a seamen. But he's not notically. He's not a hotoklin shit, you know? Well, I would hope if I had a son it would be like it would be more like Eric than you guys challenging me constantly. Oh, the the son that didn't challenge you went off to school, worked his way up to being a psychiatrist, paying for everything himself now has a wife and kid. That's who you want. First of all, he was an ambiguously defined marriage at 50. Has she met her in Loser?

No, no. This put me in a right order. Not right order. Because you were the in Los Angeles? No, no. This has put me in a regular position. Not right away. Because you were the two people I talked to the most. And now you two have a bond that I don't... Oh, we got private jokes and stuff. I'm saying, I feel a little weird that I'm cut out of things.

Like Pam and Edgar are her in-laws. Yeah, they are. I'm really waiting to, I'm waiting it out a little bit to see if they're around like maybe like a year. Yeah, so good. Maybe a year. Yeah, she's, she, I don't think she would have done it if she wasn't desperate. No, like attempting to be like, all right, you know, maybe we will make a go of it. I don't that she would have done it lightly. Stranger things have happened. Yeah, yeah. How long has it been? I don't know a week a little bit,

maybe a little bit better. Yeah, come on. I got to write it down. I don't know my anniversary. Yeah. Well, all right. So that's it, man. As it has it changed your mindset,

has it changed your outlook, has it mentored anything like have you been If you felt any different you feel like you'd be done anything differently Become a married man when Q When Q said he may not be able to make it. He's still looking into it. I immediately spiral Oh my god fucking motherfucker. Oh my god. Please, well, make it what? It makes what are we talking about make them the wedding or make it here tonight? Oh, here's tonight. Tonight. That's what put you into a spiral. Oh, yeah.

She's got a hands fall. And I got bad news here because now that she's married and she has a husband, I cut her pay. Oh, you oh I Fucked up him I cut a salad. No, she's gonna need She's gonna need some benefits insurance and shit. I am telling you right now that I only paid her what I paid her With the hope that one day she'll give in to me now knowing that's impossible. Yeah, I cut a salad But you can't trouble for that. Okay Well, who who's gonna reform me? She could she's I ever for me. I'll cut the rest of it. Pay No, I mean non-disclosure she's saying hey, it's done man. I got it And the a's he's got ideas. Yeah, not to mention I testify against her

Also, she's been one of my best friends for 20 years. I didn't really cut her salad Yeah, I got to jump on her cell phone plan that you offer through the business. Yeah, I do. I give it up on my data. Just do you offer any insurance or any kind of medical? Yes, she does. She's got a full one K-assroom. You can put her husband on and you're gonna see your fucking braids go through the roof. Oh, I feel like shit. So terrible.

I never considered any of this. I may just have to let her go. I'm going to need to get some reimbursements for a couple deductibles right before we got the courage. Oh wow. But why do you keep telling people she's pregnant?

I was just fucking around I meant like cinnamon bun in the oven. Yeah, we're not gonna have a kid. We already got a kid right She already like insisted on buying her a million dollars worth of life insurance sage Stacey's gonna knock off steak. Yeah, she's like she's worth a million dollars. I didn't take it that way at first Yeah, I mean I guess like you said when we live together, it will be a little more real. And that is in the near future or the distant future? I don't know, maybe. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing that defined, I guess, right now.

I think though, the longer you guys go living apart, the less chance you'll have of actually making it work. I mean, I'm sure you probably know that too. So. Right. Yeah, well, so I should go up there tonight and demand. I just say, let me in,

God damn it. Consum me, consum me. Come on, neighbors, join me. Consum me. I wanna hang a sheet out the window. You're cherry right? You should send a date though. If you guys aren't living together then you could rethink it and reevaluate where you guys are at. If. If you haven't moved in together, but I agree.

By that date. I mean, rethink things is like, is this working out for you? Is this working out for me? I don't care the words of her. I don't care the words of her. I need somebody to take care of me. I can't deal with it anymore. I am.

I am. She seems, she's, I've known her a while. She's Ken Do. She's industrious. Is she the taking care do she's industrious. She the taken care of a person does she take care of she's so nurturing. Yeah, yeah, but no So Yes, well you said two things you said does she take care of and does she nurture to me? Those are two different things things no nurse ratchet to care

In this situation am I chief trying to bust out the right now? No, no, you're thinking I think after the Was it a minute McCready was it McCready? I don't remember that's been a while. Oh no probably y'all gonna watch it Yeah, I'm like ah you nuts Really good this fucking crazy. I remember that that scene creeped me out and he was like as I was so young when I saw it right Oh, I that was how I learned a lobotomy is I really and my parents were like they cut out part of his mind And I was like what I was like what the fuck are you were like, they cut out part of his mind and I was like, what? I was like, what the fuck are you talking like?

I couldn't put it together. I was so young. I still don't get it, but. There were times where I was so depressed. I was like, I wonder if I could get a lobotomy stone. Just like, like, like, they did, but like, there was this one where it's like you would stick like a knife up through your eye socket and just like and I'm like if I could

perform a home lobotomy that might work out for me. Yeah, I'm glad I made it down here tonight. Did you want movie that I tell you to watch lately? Last week I texted you, almost last time you watched this movie. Oh, what the fuck was it? Oh, it was Death to Smoochy. Yes, did you watch it? No, I have not watched it.

You know, make you feel better. You've seen that movie before. Oh, I've seen it, yeah. But he said one's the last time you've seen it. I was like, probably about 10 years ago. Oh, dude, it's fucking that. And the other guy, did you, what was the last time you watched the other guys?

The, oh, with Will Ferrell. And that was on a plane like two years ago. Or a year ago. It's so fucking, because one of the guys who are making the movie with worked on that movie. And I was like, I haven two years ago or a year ago. I actually, it's so fucking, because one of the guys who are making the movie with worked on that movie, and I was like, I haven't seen it in a little while, I remember really loving it. I remember quoting it and she looked at it,

I rewatch it this week and I was like, fucking, it's so good. It's so fucking good. That's the Smoochy Irene member, okay, and it being like, this is fucking amazing. They don't make movies like this. We started going together. Yeah, theaters.

They certainly would not make movie today. I've done wicked things. Yeah, love that movie. Walto's thinking about you the other day. Are you aware of this united airlines thing? Oh, is this the French bulldog? Yeah. And get him told me this the French Bulldog? Yeah. And get him told me this.

You heard this? You couldn't wait to tell me. He's telling me what a fucking grin from a year to year. Really? Yeah, about like, did you hear about the French Bulldog? And you're not it? It's like no. Like no, was it awesome?

Well, not for the French Bulldog. Look at this guy, cute. I know. It looks like Cooper. Right, but there was no hero dog to rescue this dog, which I'm sure everyone's heard of already this coquito. So a lady and her kids get on a plane from Houston in New York and they tell the flight attendant tells them that they have to put their dog up in the overhead bin and the lady's like,

hey, there's a dog in that because the dog was barking and then she's like fine, or I'll do it. Then the dog during the flight dies because they're airtight, I guess those things or there's no air circulation through them. Now this is this is one of the one of the this is what I live my life by, resistance to authority, because that fucking flight attendant is a sky waitress. If somebody told you to do something, it's not even a shot. It's not even, I would get kicked off the plane before I did that. People are like, people are just fucking do what they're told so many times because it's like oh well You know, I don't want to I don't want to get trouble because somebody will think I'm a fucking terrorist If I make a scene about this dog going to the overhead compartment and not one mother fucker around them was like whoa

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you cannot put a dog in there. No, not not the other one. Never happened again Because now we know I mean I guess I wouldn't have even wouldn't have known it was right The dog and they said it was very turbulent so they couldn't even get up and help you You wouldn't put the dog up there anyway, I have a skin in pitch blackness It's in it. It was in a crate though. It was in a bag or like a like it was in a bag that I guess had was able to zip up And have relationship But it doesn't matter. It's like to put something and they've made them smaller like every fucking flight I go on now they're like hey if you want to check your

Your carry on it's like why the fuck what I want to do that? I'm carrying it on so I don't have to fucking hang around afterwards I'll just have further if they told me that I had to put one of my cats up there just for take off and landing I'd be like I'm not doing it right. I'm not doing it. So I gotta get a skittaker off the plane Yeah, where would it where would the animal stay though if you didn't do it? No, I have to lab I have traveled with with With my cats. I've brought one of the cats on the road to me a couple times. No, I have traveled with with my cats. I have brought one of the cats on the road and me a couple of times. It doesn't have a way for me. It stays in the carrier and it goes under the sea of front of you, but 80% of the times I've done it, I just have the carrier on my lap and I hold it. I just think this

is a case of like no one realized though that there was no air going to get there. Well, I don't think anybody was like put the dog up there so he'd die right. Of course, well, they should have that. Well, it shouldn't think anybody was like, put the dog up there so he could die right? Of course, but now it'll never happen again. They should have, well, it shouldn't have happened because it says putting animals in overhead compartments was already against United policies. But the airline said that in April, it would start issuing brightly colored bag tags

to customers traveling within Kevin Pets. So it was already against the rules and some fucking bitch. And I get it. It's like, okay, you can't have this bag hanging out into the walkway, the aisle or whatever, that I get. But the answer is not to fucking put a lie down or like, no fucking overhead compartment. It's fucking unbelievable. You know, they can't get a break, huh, in terms of publicity. They just fucked up again. They sent a dog to the wrong destination or something,

which that I kind of get. But this is like, this takes concert with someone else, with the owner of the pet. And everybody around them. Yeah, it's like, why do I just don't, it doesn't, it doesn't register when somebody's like, Hey, do this. And I'm like, what? Why would I do that? Yeah. Um, in a situation like that, it's like I get it. I get why that dog couldn't be in the aisle. I do not get why she thought the answer was put them up there and everyone else was like, yeah, put them up there. Well, it's united. So it's probably that stupid fucking asshole that tried to prevent me from going up to the counter that time. I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt it. Oh, so United was the one that, okay. So United was the one who beat up the Asian dude.

Yep, it's my turn around. Just this week, they apologized for a dog bound for Kansas was mistakenly shipped to Japan. Whoa. Okay, it wasn't Korea. Okay. Whoa. Yeah, the second embarrassment this week at a nightmare for the Swindle family.

Swindles. The Swindles. Yeah. The Swindles of. I guess so. They were moving with their beloved pet, a 10-year-old German shepherd. They went to retrieve him and he was nowhere to be seen. They adopted him when he was nowhere to be seen. They adopted him when he was four. They had no idea where he is. Bapapapa. He was examined in Japan and was okay to fly back. So he was flying back from Japan.

That's a fuck up. That's like, all right, that's annoying and concerning. But the dogs alive. You know. If anything, more well traveled. Yeah, it's a little bit more content. It's a land of the rising sun and chill like that. So how they did things over there. What did you pants? I'll how much they love American culture. Yeah. Maybe so a little baby

metal while they're over there. So yeah, Walt, when you fly, look out because they might fuck around with your dog. Did you see fly panther? I'm sorry to say I've not seen it yet. I think you'll dig it. You got your ass kicked? No, I went at a you know in black face Oh, I can't believe it. Oh How's I love the black pepper? Hey boys? So you're done at the barbershop early. The barbers. You just come a worse possible direction. We cut heads remember that? I was told. No whitey. I saw it at a viewing that was, you know, I was pretty sure that the theater would be empty, or, you know, like, two o'clock on a Monday afternoon.

Very, very good, man. One of the best Marvel movies I've seen. I just imagine a black-assured glaring at an all-time empty cell. When I enjoyed that, is there, like, since he's a king, I felt that they had to treat the character with a bit more Nobility and a bit more regal So there wasn't a there wasn't that opportunity to make everything a fucking wise crack Okay, you know, was there a lot of purple since it was royal and black people like the color purple?

I did that you know, so let's see that. I did see I like the the cover. I did see it was very very well done and like I found myself being like man. This is one of the this is the my favorite Marvel movie since a god I don't even know when really I'm really glad you're saying this I really think you're gonna love it when you see it Yeah, but I like fun funny fun and funny I love for right like the quips the right. I like the quips. Yeah, I like the quips. I like things that don't take themselves seriously. I wouldn't even say this took itself too seriously,

but it just had enough gravitas. Yeah, that it didn't like, I don't like like constantly like hammering hitting me over the head with like jokes. So I enjoyed Black Panther far more than I can say I enjoyed the last Thor movie or even the one before that was whatever way movie there was just Guardians 2. I like Guardians 2 but boy that was that was a bit tough with two with the jokes. I mean the jokes are constant. Yeah. Were there any little

Black Panthers dancing around to 70s music. No, and that's what I that's what I did about the movie. It wasn't like there wasn't a 70s soundtrack that a cute little alien would dance to every two seconds. Okay. Well, that's good. But I mean, that's not really like an ongoing problem. That was one movie. Come on, man. It's an ongoing problem

and get a lot of movies. What other movie had? I'm not gonna say Marvel, but like how many movies have you seen, you'll see the trailer and it's some old song being played and an animated CGI character is dancing to it. I've seen it so much.

I don't think I've seen it in minions. I've seen it in, and a number of fucks of CGI. But if you had to throw throw all movies in together every fucking commercial of a black pan that rap in it But it but it wasn't like where he where it was it was it was part of the characters part of the The fabric okay, it it never felt like it I'm telling you I don't have to I want to see it You will you will be like this is fucking. Yeah,, I I'm mostly will he wants to keep his job Well, I haven't seen it and I could already tell you it's amazing And important and even better than the old female goes most. Oh, yeah, yeah

God I know I know that you were a little bit sick of the online Lobby, yeah, that's that's what I'm out better than it better than it maybe really was but here to say You don't have to worry about that this legitimately stands on its own two feet as a Fantastic great great great. I haven't really heard anything to the other he's great, huh? He's fucking really I don't like I don't there will be some humor in it and maybe you'll get take something out of it could I keep but I can't stand the injection of humor like he has a little sister that's why I asked yeah she can like she has she'd be able to she's like a his who's that dude does always making shit for James Bond Q. Yeah. Q. What? It's there somewhere. You're more famous Q now.

No, no fucking way. What are you talking about? I couldn't remember his name. No, dude. That's what about Cuba? This is the famous and the Cuba. Maybe more of the more famous. No way. At this point in the time. No. More relevant maybe in this moment. But the more famous, no way more people. Millions upon millions of people know more. maybe in this moment but the more famous no way more people

huff millions upon millions of people no no more more more about the q i don't know if i look like well he's different actors john please play them for a while like it's what you think bright you way in it is he is he is he eclipse jay he's been in twenty six movies has brine quinn eclipsed q from the jans bomb movies now in terms of of popularity

i i i mean what matters except for the moment right i don't know who the fuck you as i've never seen a james bomb movie i never saw that guy so in my world yes q is absolutely the most relevant and the most famous i would open my friends world thank you guys you just you just edged out the James Bond crew just a wee bit. So really that's what matters like who gives a fuck about the Q of the 60s. But it's hard to. Q is a character that still pops up in every James Bond movie.

They still make those movies. He's he's he's he's he's he's a man kick ass right. Yeah he's a young kid in the last one like he's not a young kid, but he's a guy in his 20s No, no, no, he's gonna be the next one too. I think he's signed on for it. It's not Roger Moore He's my for this new bonds my favorite one I Craigs the best man Daniel Craig. He's so fucking good and then who get great your bonds Then you got it then you got to go then to me you got to go then you got to go show on time grab the website grab that on a name Bons with a seat This is where it gets unpopular

But it's okay, but what's his name the one just before golden I the one that nobody knows the one before him Timothy Dalton Timothy Dalton I like a I like a violent badass James Bond gold and I like I like I like all the bonds even las and berries fine but like like very well he was only one He's got to be the least easily by far least by far, but um, but what's his name? Golden I the what's his name? P. S. Brasin? That I thought I'll go to jockey and I'm a little too commercialized. I know they all are but hold on I'll let me take that back. Lasm B is not the worst bond. There's more stuff like worse. Really? In my opinion. Yeah, I think he's like I said Felix fucking hunger. Yeah, all right

Yeah, he's like OCD and neat and shit? He just, no, he just didn't look like a badass. He just looked like a badass. He did not look like that. He's more like the swath. He wasn't swathed? I thought it was on a swath. I thought it was on a swath.

Yeah, I agree with that. He only got that movie because of the saint. Oh yeah, that's true, that makes sense. Because he was a spy in that. Right. He was like, oh man, he'll make the perfect buy. They needed someone they could put in that. I wouldn't throw everybody off.

Yeah. I think they should have Michael Moore be the next. He's like, what's that? James Bond looks like everybody's grandma. Are you, are you, um, will you support a new bond who's not British? Not British. Yeah.

Would you ever support that? Could you? An American action playing James Bond? No, I just say just a bond who's not British. He's white though. I mean, let's come out. Let's like a crazy still a white James. Would you support a non white bond that I would rather than be to me being British is important. If I address Alba when they said that they wanted to play James Bond I just Alba he's he played the gunslinger in the okay to me that's great casting because that That's fucking awesome like he would be a good James Bond

But I know he's a guy from Thor too, right? Yes, he right exactly. Yeah, Hemdale Boy really you think you make it good. I think you make a good bond. I do It's a little old is he well so Daniel Craig at this point, you know what I mean? Yeah, I guess but I mean it turns out like the guy played black panther he could be a bond yeah that's not a role that I that I that I would look at and be like good the fuck can sell them out they're putting the the cast and it is a stunt and stuff like that to me it's like that that's because you know you know you came you came down pretty harshly on the ghost female ghost person I'm much would you have would you be able to make the case to go for and, uh, you're like, if, like Jamie Bond, he would go for a girl female.

I watch that. Yeah. You wouldn't be James Bond though. It wouldn't be the same character. So I would take it on its own terms. Right. You know what I mean? How about like it's Jamie Bond and she, uh, doesn't even go to spy school.

She's just immediately awesome at everything. Well, I'm assuming that's how that, I'm assuming that's how that movie would go. I, yeah, I think that they would recruit her off the streets because she was so awesome. Right. And then she would just show all the dusty old dudes how to do it. Right. That would be the Jamie Bond movie.

Right. Yeah. Now, we never talked about it too. Did you see Les Genie? I did see Les Genie. I don't know if I'll ever see it again. Can you believe that the next Star Wars, they're going to hire another white guy to direct it. It's only a multi billion dollar franchise that has six, you know, it's been a little successful.

And why wouldn't they mix it up for diversity? Well, well, who's a, who would be a black director that you don't think is? No, no, not a black director. A don't think is... No, not a black director. A woman? A male director. That's the problem. Well, I don't think the question is the problem that they hire another male. I think the problem would be if they hired a woman or to bother me.

That answer is no. You know what I'm saying? But if they hired a woman because only white guys have directed it. Uh, well to be that stupid, but if they got a patty Jenkins, you didn't want the woman and she fucking nailed it out of the park, then you'd be like, yeah, that's pretty fun, good. I'll bet you patty Jenkins is busy.

I don't bet you that statistically more young white guys go to film school and do that shit than the girls. So it's more likely statistically that a white guy should have done it. She laid that I don't worry about. I even watched watch the last hours move. I don't give a fuck about Star Wars at all. I'm telling you who directs it. I It officially killed my affection for Star Wars. I hate it the last coming from the guy that's like they should make one a month That was to help the economy. I thought

Making one Star Wars a month. I thought it would really help the USA's bottom line, but I feel that I have nothing left. I have no love in my heart for Star Wars at this point. I thought that last movie was an abomination. And I thought the my love affair with Star Wars could be rekindled with Luke Skywalker being in the movie, the whole movie. affair with Star Wars could be rekindled with Luke Skywalker being in the movie the whole movie and I was wrong. I didn't like Luke Skywalker character. I didn't find myself rooting for Luke in that movie. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I know I come across as a grouchy and... Damn! I see it but I think a lot of people agree with you. I think a lot of people agree with you. I don't think so. That movie got a lot of people agree with you. I think a lot of people in that movie guys a lot of fucking yeah online lines out the real world Online is a lot of total asshole

Oh, thank God It was yeah, well look Yoda was awesome. Yeah, I disagree. I'm just telling my opinion. Okay. I just shoot straight I'm disagreeing. I love I can yo to get a sex change for the next movie. Why can he be gender fluid? He might be. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean he's not. What did you do in the movie? I can't remember. He just showed up and that was enough for me. He showed up and he was a puppet and he wasn't fucking some character I've never seen before giving a speech I don't give a shit about. So there's a lot of preaching.

Dude. Star Wars, this movie. But you can't see a fucking movie without preaching anymore, right? Like there's so many ways that you go to, even like books I try to read, I like I've stopped reading certain authors because I'm like, I don't want the fucking politics injected.

I don't give a fuck, I just, it's just too much. There was a little bit of, there had to be a black panther. I felt there had to be, to not address some social issues of black panther I think would have been a cop out for what? Is it a real? It was so well done It was like it was the perfect amount the perfect feelings of like

It just was really really well done and just enough politics just enough social issues just enough social issues, just enough action, just enough acting. I don't want any of it. But there has to be in a moment. Why? Because it's an important moment in Marvel Universe, in the Marvel movie, in the world of blockbusters. This is an important moment that has to be. So I'm'm being told I am being told that a lot Yes, that character has to have an identity that's different than Captain America. It just has of course He's a whole different character. Right with whole different mindset with a whole different doesn't he live in an entire But doesn't he live in an entirely segregated country?

But he's not just but he's but he's the black panther for the world now. Right, but doesn't the country he come from? They address that. Hordes gifts. Right. They address that in the movie. So that's what you're talking about. There's people in the movie who are like, we don't want to, like, like, his good friends, the Wakandan, you know, his, his, his, his, uh, council.

Right. We're not letting, we don't want anybody going to come to Wakandan. We're not letting refugees in. And he's like, torn because he's like, he doesn't know what to do if I had to guess by the end He opens he lets those refugees in you you'd guess wrong. Oh So he does Me Now I know you fucking Dressed it's not addressed. Yeah, there's no like you you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

They made a movie about a country with closed borders that doesn't want to let people in. And by the end of the movie, there wasn't like, guess what? We're opening the fucking borders to people. Yeah, like, one of the- And that movie made money. Are you any fucking mind?

You must have napped out of something. What, one of the very liberal, what was it? What condens? What condens? One of the very liberal condens, where is I? Where are the refugees at? And then like, Black Panther just looks directly in the camera. What they did to kind of make up for the fact that they didn't address that there was

a, there like that they didn't let refugees in was that Black Panther made a huge effort to let the world know the secrets about Wakanda and to share their Technology and their other but then spaceships with Bainian right? Yeah, so they share it with the world and they bring it and they bring their tips but they still don't let refugees in not addressed. I don't know Wow, all right, you got it. Yeah, you know, I want to say I haven't not seen it because of any reason I just do I want to see it Yeah, so I don't know. But I liked the poor guy

liked and anything with the money fell. I really liked the poor guy. I don't know why I dug him. They were, to me, they felt even so inconsequential. Yeah, but but Rose Tego, the girl that was running around with Finn the whole time, where they went to the casino. They're total waste of time. I just didn't understand any of it. Finn and her storylines didn't understand any of it. Well, just to make some, to address some, some real world issues, I think. Yeah, but you can make those characters kick ass.

Sure. You don't have to make them fucking complaining, preaching, whining people. Like you can make them someone that you want to spend time with. They didn't do that. That's a great point. I don't, there was not one character in the last Jedi that's a character I'd like to spend time with. No. Well, the robots, that's about it.

Which robot? I like BB Ada, like R2. I like, you know, I think the ones you can shut down. Powerplac. Yeah. And the one that was dead, Yoda. But I did like the connection between Ray and what's his name?

My brother. Is that who you think it is? Oh, I just like it when I said that out loud. I don't know why I said that. Yeah, Ren. Ren, I like that. And I continued to like him as a villain. But I can't I just that whole

Everybody loves that Admiral Hodor who for whatever her name is and I'm just like this is a dumb character who did a dumb thing Who is of kind of an asshole and she a stupid hair like why is everybody blowing her like I don't get it Right, okay, fine. That's jokes Right, okay, fine. That's big jokes. No, that's a big joke. That's a big joke. No, I meant to say, because I think because it's a female character, I think we can, it's safe to say that that was one of the reasons.

Oh, it's not safe. But why? This is what, this is, this is what I'm saying. I don't want, I want to hold female characters to the same fucking standards. Like, don't make them lame and then say, like, oh, you got to love them. Like, fucking layer is the best. But have we ever held female characters to the same standard? We dress them up with scantily. We make them look like just kittens. But just because someone's

dressed up scantily doesn't mean they're not a good character. Right, but they're not held to the same standards. They have to look like you have to look like lipstick models that can kick ass. And I like all the ugly thores in Captain America's that we have around. Yeah. Oh, come on. Like those guys aren't the equivalent of the Wonder Woman lady, Gell Gadot or whatever. Like the Chris Hemsworth is that his name?

Every girl's like slick over this guy. Yeah. Slide it out of these pieces. So they aren't, yeah. There's a whole out of these pieces. So they are, yeah. We've slide it. There's a whole pile of ladies that are right down by the screen. They slid out of their pieces. Chris was Chris Marie Vance.

It's Marie Vance. Just saw him, I guess. Sure. I mean, he was just sitting there. He was just sitting there. Like, what are we talking about? Like, there's no, like, there's no leading man. It's not like cheesecake though, like that we do for.

Not for you. like you can, how do you know what cheesecake is to a girl? Like you think, hemsworth isn't cheesecakey? Well they don't like alcohol. It's got his fucking gun show and shit and his fucking package is swaddled and tight, fucking spandex.

And now you can, you know, and to your complaint before about how like, it's too joky, it's because you can't have a guy that strong and that powerful, you can't have a guy that strong and that powerful, you can't have a male god and you have to undecut him at every turn. That was that whole thing. And I liked the movie. Do you think that's a Thor is made the butt of the jokes?

It's because he's because he's I think he's a white male god. So this is the way we do it. We all got it. Right. Here's the thing. I liked the movie. I thought it was funny. We all. We all the God. Right. Here's the thing. I liked the movie. I thought it was funny.

I wouldn't change Thor right now. I loved it. But it was clear that every time Thor looks strong, it was like, whoop joke. Or every time, every time he started to get too ahead of himself. Whoop, whoop on the cut joke. I never sing a second. But are you now, are you to watch and move without looking for these things? No I'm I'm able to watch movies and be able to get lost in it without constantly trying to

look for the messages. You even have to look for them. I feel like they hit you right over the fucking head. Well then I don't enjoy it. And then like and then I mean again this isn't the reason I can go see black panther but maybe but definitely like how they want to get shot that is the reason yeah I don't you know so now but um but it's like that that thing of being told this movie is fucking going to be amazing this is a watershed and it is it is I don't have to fight there's no way for me to negate that I wouldn't even try but it's just like then I can't take myself out of it when the whole fucking one before I even see frame one in the movie they're like it's so important as a movie that I'm just like is it I think I like I think it the opening sequence is so cool is it really like there's this animation where they get the history

to black pants is so cool and everything and you will you will forget all that stuff all those all those feelings you had watching other movies. You'll look at this one, you'll be like, that's the way it's gotta be done. That's the perfect balance of having your cake and eating it too. Well, you know what it was too, with black panther that I liked,

all the hype around it. The reason I didn't go see Ghostbusters in theaters was because of all the fucking hype we end up with. Yeah, because they wanted up dead pants. They had a pants policy. I didn't want to know. No, it's because like their their tact was fuck you if you don't like it.

If you don't like it, you're sexist. If you don't like it, you're a misogynist. You're a fucking misogynist. I was like, well, fuck it. I'm not going to see this shit. Fuck them. Blackpink, the none of it was it was all positive. This is beautiful.

Like this is great finally black people again They're superior finally, but who's not behind that? You know what I'm saying? Like like if you're not behind that then then maybe you're so kind of a dick Where's the other one where if you're what ghost buses you were even like? I don't know man. There was something to that first movie that I kind of liked Oh fuck you You're a misogynist. It's like that I'm not gonna go see it. And it didn't do well. Where's Black Panther was all very positive

and it didn't throw me, I agree with him. Like that's fantastic. That's great. It doesn't, uh, wait, so you went Monday at two o'clock? Actually, it was probably like... I was waiting for you to make this joke. I can't believe you're making the first time. I went, actually, I had to take my daughter to school

and I had to wait for her for a class I went, actually, I had to take my daughter to school, and I had to wait for her for a class to be done. So I timed it perfectly. Or I hopped over to the theater and watch Black Panther while she was in class, and then the movie was over, class was over. Nice. You're talking about yourself, like, your fucking cue,

or whatever, like the James Bond cue. It's like, so I timed it perfectly. The execution was flawless. I dropped it off. I went and bought a ticket. You weren't able to see the movie because of your time constraints, right? I have not been able to pull it off. The guy works fucking 90 hours a week. I don't like 90. I wish it was something that I'm in the I have three hours to kill. My daughter goes to learn about the always.

I was I'm not as busy as cute. I have as much free time as you So I was I said I would like to move you I would away to the movie You say that I can't get my friend a 40 years to call me I can't get my fucking wife to call me This the first time I've been to see the movie by myself since Phantom Menace. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I felt alright. I wasn't... So not that gay porn theater, that's very... I was like, hey, Wal. Last time we met, do you have something?

I have one thing, but I need to very well guys to help me out with it. So Katie Perry, who I'm sure you're familiar with well Long time ago she kissed a girl and she liked it allegedly. We all like she's a singer. She's a singer. She's very hot That in terms of like in terms of sweat No, in terms of like she's like she's one of the elite singers in the world like a very popular You know like a Beyonce what's up? You don't think she's right no have you seen her lately she did that same crew cut like tank girl oh bleached blonde shit I've had hot in terms of like she sells a lot of you right yeah yeah yeah and she says biggest Beyonce right I don't know the beehive may

fucking swarm I'm not as big as Beyonce but she there maybe she's like 90 more followers she's at the point where it doesn't matter if she's as big as Beyonce so might as well be but Beyonce's like a cultural force yeah Beyonce's a whole thing yeah but um I don't know if she'll in the elite or she not who is the leading the lead of the fucking rest home maybe uh is it she got to that age where she where she can't or she but now I'm no one here she's not afraid I think she's still does well yeah I don't Yeah, I don't see she's got to yeah, she's got to do well I know you don't really care about that much really don't know if when she when an album drops to people care

I think people do okay Yeah, I mean happens to every every artist when they when they hit they get accept TSD Every week Every week is like it's the first album dropping People think of it But every week every week is like it's the first album dropping We when our episode drops it still a thing Banzhouvi just just his albums been out for a year and he's still in the Billboard top 10 Really yeah, okay, I gotta tell you I hate Banzhouvi's music man Like I heard it's you're native like yourself. Yeah, I heard it the other I can't stand Bruce's

I mean look if I'm doing a little finger in That's my go-to but I just yeah, I just hear it and I'm like the hits where the shit that you heard a thousand times since like 88 so you're like who gives a fuck I can see why I can understand you not Appreciating his style of music is it's probably a bubble gum pretty boy bubble gum bullshit you know but he definitely um I need a lemmy with warts all over his face and show me I I was always I was always a little bum that um he became the uh like springsteen and him became the face of jersey music right in windorff and monster magnet is like what about me guys? Yeah, to me room for one more to me to window our some music is So much more complicated so much more

Well done the lyrics are much deeper. I guess I don't know about spring scene I wouldn't be able to say that with much authority. I is his is his nose down at the docs one time He does, but it's all like he didn't live it spring steam collar bullshit. Yeah, he never lived it I don't know I think I have a different opinion I mean you got I mean you got Windorf singing about cosmic space. Yeah, shit that matters But the lyrics have to be poetic Or else it's just this falls apart and he you know, so I always wish that he had gotten a bit more

It's just this falls apart. And he, you know, so I always wished that he had gotten a bit more. This might be an age thing, but I don't feel the way you guys feel. I think maybe I was raised on Bon Jo, he's music a little more than you guys. You know what I mean? It was always kind of... We were seniors, I think, or maybe even at a school, by the time that Slippery and Wic came out. He came out with me. I remember getting the...

I remember my sister getting the... 83, maybe. So we were still in high school and when he's when he hit all right But 83 I was I was seven So what's your fans on spring steam? Springsteen I I really only one album I have a really kind of play or get it into but I'm not really big River no Born USA. Oh god garbage

River no Born USA oh god garbage What do you want? Homogenized fucking that's for me second a man sign me up that the videos that would play over Over and over yeah nothing but the hits I love the hit I do love the hit There's a reason they hit I love the hits. I'm happy. Do love the hits.

There's a reason they hit. Rooos! That's a rooos! That's a fucking towel! It's the boss, motherfucker! That's a fucking run! Yeah? He said to pick the fucking...the first album, not the one that's like the sellout album.

I like sellouts. That's the problem. I'm tired of just... Yeah, look at me. You think you see me on damn fucking... You know who I am? You know what I'm like? You turn on that TV? You see a creature that looks like your friend. You don't see your friend?

I don't dare chippity-chillin' my fucking dizzle. But yeah, but like as far as like... Now people, I hear this all the time. Well, I read it, I don't hear it. People hate my taste of music. And they seem to never give you any shit Your taste of music. It's so safe I can tell you the two-page of two biggest thing I've ever mentioned Tom penny is the fort knocks of

Musicians so safe No, that's not true man That's because he died now and now everybody's got that thing for people who died But you two accuse me of fucking having thumbs up my ass you guys said I was lame and fucking gay for liking him And I sat here and stand by and I said I don't give a fuck I said I don't care. That's true All right, yeah, you never waver. That's true. Never waver. What did I ever waver anything that I said I like weed and attack you? Yes, he did. Oh, I attacked you, I attack I fucking like like cock suck of music But I had radio first all those dick suck of music right?

This is a big difference me the cock and a dick A cock's dirty in the back of a bar. Yeah, lovingly impression They didn't shave his hair all over it. I know that's pretty dick It's a good problem. I'm out of your hair. I mean out of your teeth This is some more out of your hair. I mean, out of your teeth, fellas. This is somewhere out of your hair, I don't know how it goes. Let's go play. The radio had one of the most beloved by the critics. I'm altering a creep.

I am. That's all right. That's a hit. I don't like the hits. Yeah, I've listened to radio head. Give me the B-Sat. I'm a B-Sat guy. Fair enough.

B-Sat flag. You're really fucking, I mean, my God, you. I'm surprised you still have any ankles left jumping on every fucking band like fucking music. He's like that blade runner guy who killed his wife. Like, oh, go, go, go, go, just like that. Ah, I don't deserve this. So this was, so this is, wait, this is a compilation album. Well, what's Kate Perrydo?

Oh, Katie Perry, yeah, fuck, Bon Jovi. So Katie Perry is an American idol, right? Now, I want, in this climate, is this the thing that she should have, should she have done this? Okay, this is a video, I don't know who this, okay. Oh, I did see this. On the news last night.

Okay, it's Lionel Richie, Kate Perry. I can't see you. I'm sorry. I think he's eating this cake. Come here right now. Now, can you imagine? Okay. It's on there. Now can you imagine? Okay. It's on there.

It's on there. What on the cheek? So these are additions, I suppose. You didn't even make the smush sound. Let me show you a little bit. OK, so here we go. People say he leads him for a second kiss, and it's just so.

OK, so now she whips her head around and kisses the guy on the list. puts her hands up in triumph. Now, yeah. OK, so she tricked the kid into kissing him on the lips. Right. Sexual assault. He says that he was unhappy about it. Not because he was uncomfortable. Not because he felt it was sexual harassment, but because he's conservative and was waiting to be in a relationship for his first kiss. Now the guy's 18. his first kiss. Now the guy's 18. I'm sorry he's gay. He's gay. If that is, he doesn't, nothing being gay is a bad thing. He doesn't want to kiss a girl at all. Not saying, no, I wasn't, I wasn't defending or arguing us. He was a gay. I know you mean. I just

like, it's still his choice. I agree with him. I'm just saying, you can't possibly, as an 18-year-old guy, be like, oh, I'm waiting to get into a relationship to kiss somebody. But have you ever known anyone like that? It's not for a while. Oh, no, I've never known anybody like that. Right? Never.

He would have been labeled gay. It's very, absolutely. Absolutely. Without a doubt, there would have been a rubber stamp on him in high school. Right. How's it being gay fun? It's a lot, but it's a lot different nowadays though. And it's a lot better for people to have been, and to say these, you know, and to feel

this way. It's a lot easier to come out now and say those things. Right. You know, and not be labeled you know. Yeah. Well depends on the list of the two. I'm going to do it. I'll do it until the fuck you say that guy. We've still got that rubber stamp. He's stuck right in the go. Oh dude. Once a week I check my ink to make sure it hasn't dried out.

Usually surprise you got to ink left or something. Not all minges far ahead. I normally use a four to five times a day Those are the world like if you go into a thrift shop wall in the back They have a big box of gay stamps that people like Over the years. I'm just don't work. How do I do? We can't go around stamp every game There is there's the collector the big guy Fuck him man like I get so many gay stamps like cheap and shit But the other thing was, I was like, is it acceptable?

And today's climate is what she did acceptable. No, I think that's, I think that's a kind of a sort of... Did she assault him? Kind of equivalent to Trump being like, I can go grab him by the... Grab by the pussy. Yeah. It's on the same kind of level, not as heinous, but he actually did it though. Just Katy Perry isn't really in for president.

But she, but she actually physically cheated. Just Katy Perry isn't running for prison. But she actually physically cheated. He just talked about it. Right, well, we can assume. Well, I'll tell you what though. And he wasn't being literal either. Oh, he wasn't. He is something that I could say because it was a woman who did it to a man.

I don't think it's that big of a deal. Everybody fucking get over it. It's a joke. But it's a big deal with him, that's all that matters. Right, but he's a fucking woman. No. How he feels about it is incidental. Yeah, my It's our feelings that matter But if the if a guy did that to a woman I could have made that comment. I could have made that comment

I could be like get over what's a big deal You would see you may as well have fucking held her down while fucking It's the same double standard that a lot of people don't understand which is if a if a teacher has an affair with a 17 year old 16 year old girl he's a piece of shit which I have a new agree with if a hot female teacher 16 17 year old boy you're like he's a lucky mother fucker you know you know that at that age if it had been you you've been like What did I do? Why are the gods smiling down on me and no girls want to hear that shit? I won't fuck it up and Yeah, you would have though no

He would have though you would have been fucked up in the head though if you are dating your teacher You know you would have made it would have been more fucked up. I was waiting to get into a relationship. No, I just think that she's like, let me see your cock. And I was like, cock. Do you think you were mature enough to handle a relationship with a teacher at your age? You would have been in love so bad. Oh, absolutely. And Pam would have been like,

do you want to get her an engagement ring? Absolutely. You know, it would have definitely been a bad thing for you, looking past at the mental paint or the mental scars. Well, which teacher was it? What was his name? mental scars. Well, which teacher was it? What was his name? Yeah, I mean, I think of the teachers that were at our school. And yeah, it would have been scarring because they were all like 78. No, no, you know what I'm like, let's say it was somebody. Mistavolity, remember her? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it wasn't grandma.

It was hard. It's still what I think it would have been, it would have had an extremely adverse effect on you mentally, though, to be you would have, you would have been all in. So it would have been, it would have had an extremely adverse effect on you mentally though, to be, you would have been all in. So it would have been worse for him. You would have been the date line story of a teacher who gets your student to get a house or you was. That Gus fans that movie, what was it? What was it?

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car woman. Well the opposite of Jill is Jack boom. The opposite of Horace's car boom. So so we know the two-minute one. We know Stern. Stern and I think you got, I mean, so you got all of them, don't you? No, except the first one. You got Stern. Jill Carwoman. So, boy, man, there's absolute woman. So, so, oh,'s Jack, Jack horse.

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I tell you, the response was amazing. People tell me how much they love the game and how excited they are now to have to get involved and be able to play and figure it out. Speaking of responses, I want to... I like the display. We have an Instagram account, we'll put pictures up and shit. Tell them ants. That's it. The... what it would... like the interactions, like people going to the pictures and looking at them and shit it's pretty impressive for the number of followers we have which is not that many so I'm glad that people go there and that's

cool like a man should mostly a besiege she's like a little and wedding pictures I was one do you I don't know how much you observe it in your daily life do you think manners have or declining steadily every day? I mean, I grew up in New York City. So manners were always kind of a nebulous thing. You do have a good, like I've been in cars with you or peop. I'm like, what is this motherfucker's probably like? It's New York. You're like, you laid back about like, poking and I would go and I when I'm driving happen today I have to remind myself to fuck to expect your New York City. Yeah, I do have to remind myself

It's only when somebody tries to kill me that I like I will fucking murder this person Yeah, but yeah, for the most part. I just assume everybody's an idiot There are three things I think you should teach your kid, right? Mm-hmm. Don't kid I won't have the kid that you'll never have. Okay Don't kid I won't have? The kid that you'll never have. Don't do drugs. Really? Not the hard stuff. Oh no, don't you draw any drug. No, I don't listen to him.

Any drug. I'm telling you, you need spices. If you never start, you'll never have to struggle to stop. You don't have to struggle to stop smoking weed if it's not there You like shit. I don't have any weed. I thought I gotta call now I gotta call someone yeah you gotta a note in the mail all the harmful effects of smoking weed Yeah, I don't want to hijack your your your rules. That's okay. Go ahead But this is a part of it because I thought that there was some horrific things I never knew about the grass

Okay, so I come to this stash today I thought that there was some horrific things I never knew about the grass. Okay. Okay, so I come to the stash today. Go ahead. I just love how you're like, I found out these horrific things. I never knew. It's a fucking card. And I'm not someone who's card. And I was card that somebody photocopied shit in.

You don't even know they didn't make themselves and like highlighted shit. They're trying to save Q's life. No, no, no. This is the thing you save. I'll save your life. I guess I'll take and stick you in. I're trying to save Q's life. No, no, no, this is the thing you save. I'll save your life. I guess it's fucking sticky. I'm sort of, um, stanky, stanky. Some sort of print out from the internet.

Right. Oh, yeah, it is true that. Yeah. Well, oh, and there's a racist Asian caricature on there. We have to talk, we're going to talk to you about stanky, stanky, before we get off today. Because I'm amazing thing happened to me. All right, so I got, so I come in today and people were very nice to send a bunch of gifts

to the stash for my birthday, which was yesterday. Oh yeah, hey birthday. Thanks for eating. You didn't know? I didn't know. Oh, sure, I told you yesterday. Oh, 42. I didn't know was your birthday yesterday.

I feel bad. I didn't say happy birthday. So I'd say no. I did. Thank you, pal. Not to yesterday. I feel bad, I didn't say happy birthday. So I'd say no. I did. Thank you, pal. Not to you, I said it about you. So I came in and there were bunch of gifts and cards, thank you.

And by the way, some people would just put $20 in an envelope and mailed it with a card. Thank you. That's the fucking, that's awesome. Like, that is, I, it is, there's never not a thrill. So much nicer than opening something like, can you sign this? Yeah, it was like, and I don't like something for the effort.

It was nice. No, there weren't even like, this is how nice it were. There weren't even like, here's a photo. It was like, here's $200, go buy around on me. That is fucking nice. I like that. Cause I don't need money. What I need is like, nice, you know, thoughts with money.

Somebody be nice to you with money. I just want somebody to send me money. Okay, okay, but then I don't need money what I need is like nice, you know thoughts with money somebody be nice to you Money I just want somebody to send me money. Okay, but then I open this judgmental fucking card Which is not signed for reason because they know they're an asshole and It is on the perils and Inside art these pieces of paper you hear are printed out and hand cut facts on These pieces of paper you hear are printed out and hand cut facts on excessive, the perils of excessive drinking with depression underlined

every time it's mentioned Which that one makes sense because It did love to drink back in the day did keyword being dead. Yeah, not really anymore And then there's then there's another one with the same thing with, with underlined depression and, and underlined quotes for marijuana. Now, am I known as a potter? Because I'm not really like, that's not really my defining. Well, yeah, I wasn't sure. Have you, have you, have you revealed to the online or something? All that method man hanging out. Yeah, that's what I actually have to talk to you about. I mean, I think

that any marijuana I've done through the course of my life has been probably weight under the normal realm of what people do. And any more than normal. He said normal. Normal. That's a habit. I'll say habit. Way under like way, way under. And then on top of that, like, I was in the fire department for so long. There's been a long time to try to fire department. Right, but what I'm saying is like, it's not like my life has been about marijuana. It's not. All right, nothing. I would agree that you've never been synonymous with,

no, not at all, with the pot. Right, so, but even if I was, who the fuck are you, whoever sent this to me? And didn't send $20 with it? Yeah, like, yeah, at least give me 20 bucks to like fucking, sent this to me. And didn't send $20 with it. Yeah, like, yeah, at least give me 20 bucks to like fucking, to preach to me. As if I don't get fucking preached every time I turn on the TV,

every time I turn on the radio, when I go to the movies, when I'm fucking. Every fucking thing I got somebody telling me, this is how you should live your life. This is how to do it right, and if you don't do this way, it's wrong. So you think I gotta come to my fucking happy place. Jane's on the Bob's secret stage to do Tal right? If you don't do this way, you're wrong. So you think I got to come to my fucking happy place Jane some of Bob's secret stash to do tell him Steve Dave and I get you at another fucking know it all

Tell him you had to live my life. How about this fuck you? Fuck off. Mm-hmm. Like fuck you. We love you and want you to take care of yourself I can get this when I was on fucking like Death levels of pills nobody sent this to me. They're like, they assume you smoke weed, and that are like, we want you to live. But it's possible though that you just what you're feeling right now, maybe because of the grass, because it says, but I don't smoke it. You can feel, have feelings of persecution though. But I can't even tell you the last time I smoke weed. I couldn't even tell you the last time I spoke with it. I couldn't even tell you that's not my system. It's because he is short-term memory loss.

It's like mandatory. It says it can cause irritability. Fine, but that's yeah, hold on. Delusions are grander. Well, that's not. I know the guy or the feeling of being persecuted. You make you very talkative. If you have control, you your laughter or it may cause... Well that sounds awesome. Depression, mental confusion.

Is this the lobby card for fucking revert madness or something? Even delirium. But I'm not depressed. Anymore. Right. But it could come back though, right? You're just a work couple. Like, remember at the beginning of the year,

you were in a real bad place? Sure, but it's like that is a chemical thing. Like, I'm not depressed now. I'm the happiest I've ever been. I went through a fucking bad phrase, but it wasn't. It wasn't. But wasn't because of the, the, um, no. Yeah, you overdosed on pot.

It's a fucking thing. So you're saying like, so a lot of people are like, not only that, but this is the, the, the, the, the Mary Jane, it has no ill effects whatsoever. They want to, they want to say that, they want to beat that down, like, want to make sure that is definitely the PR campaign of the marijuana for smoker. It's nothing bad can ever happen to you if you smoke it.

No, no ill effects at all. No, I don't think they're saying that. I think they're saying it's not addictive. And look, when I was in rehab, there was a guy he'd been on heroin for like 25 years. So he's given a speech and he's talking about how all drugs are bad and all alcohols bad and all other shit. And he starts talking about weed and he's like, it doesn't make anything better to which I and I said at the time, he said, you know, that's not true. Like you know,

that's not true. Like I've been to a concert's smokey weed and being straight. The smokey weed, always better. Univercially better. And it's just like, and again, that's for you, dude. That's for you. You're standing up there with a fucking drug problem. Yeah, you're a junkie. You can't handle you shit.

Like you fucking piece of fucking judgemental shit. Yeah, he's like, you know you're in rehab. Well, let me do, but still, what a buy-in of the abriation everybody. You know what I mean? It's like, fuck off. But listen to this shit. Yeah, he's like, you know, you're in rehab. Well, me too, but still I'm buying a few breaching everybody. I mean, it's like, fuck off. But listen to this shit. This is like, there's an insert about Confucius here. Confucius began to teach men how to live happily. His principal rule for happiness, what you do not wish done to yourself, do not do to others was much like the golden rule. Confucius held office under many different princes whom he tried to interest in the right moral conduct, this conduct based on love, justice,

reverence, wisdom, and sincerity. If you're saying that Q isn't that way because he smokes weed, you're wrong. You don't fucking know the guy, moron. And it's also like, so what, if you smoke weed, it's a moral, like now you sound like a fucking idiot. It's just be quiet. And I'm a, I'm a fucking Cheech and Chong over here, but again, it's just like, oh, this is how you want to live your life. It's just be quiet. And I'm a fucking cheat and chong over here, but it's just like, oh, this is how you want to live your life. Oh, these are your beliefs. Wait, are these your feelings? Could aren't they the most fucking important thing

in the world? And the world should fucking run on the feelings of teenagers, right? Because that's your swear. Right. You've swerved. Why do you think this is a teenager who wrote this? No, I'm saying that today's climate.

It's like now that after the school shooting teenagers are just going to be handed the reins because they're fucking so emotional and stable. They're not going to be handed the reins at all. People want to. I like to see they want to. You don't like that? There's this swell. No, I don't.

I love it. I told my daughter, you get out there if you want to get out there. Don't worry about any repercussions. Sorry about your gut fire. Fuck it, idiot. Shout you down. No, no, no, no, I think it's great that they're voicing their opinions.

But the people that are like, hey, like this girl who was like, I was there, and I know, and then she's lobbying for gun control. It's like, all right, well, my house burns down, right? Does that make me a fucking arson investigator because I was there? No, it does now. And it doesn't make me any more knowledgeable about guns or the Constitution or anything before. Yeah, you're on the first hand experience of fucking the negative sides.

We have to be though to realize your. Because you can't just problem because people are saying shit like, well, why don't you just amend the Constitution? It's not that hard. It's like, why we've been trying to be for once. once once and it was a bad fucking idea which they fucking reversed because everybody was getting killed and if you you're telling me that you think and like that's an age limit on a gun is an isn't raising the age limit is in no one I'll tell you why okay because a girl can be 18 moving to ruin apartment she could live by herself and you're telling that girl because a girl can be 18, move into her own apartment, she can live by herself, and you're telling that girl,

fuck the Constitution, you are not allowed to protect yourself with a firearm. In case some dude breaks in and wants to fucking rape you, you can't do that. And that's why I think it's fucking bullshit. Or, you know what, you can have a gun, but you gotta join the military. It's nonsense, it's fucking nonsense

that is that that's an interesting wrinkle i actually that's an interesting wrinkle i haven't thought of yet you can join the military and get a government sanctioned gun but the government doesn't want you owning your own and i know you just want to protect yourself that's interesting uh... well now you can have a gun then should you tell me that you can have a lot't on the wall side of the beginning of this beef if Congress was facing a school like the the the amount of school shootings that have happened since Columbine if Congress was facing that level of shootings Do you think there be you think there be a some different laws passed?

If no because no because Congress just fucking security out the ass right and the schools don't now but so they're willing to just sit here nothing really whose fault was the fucking school shooting down a part of was at the fucking maniac kid or was at the asshole fucking sheriff's department and the asshole fucking i the main and the fucking the no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no the, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it was not. Of course it was. He's a guy. No, he's fucking, he's, but he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, A mentally ill guy and nobody wants to pay more taxes to help mentally ill people. They just want fucking shit The way I don't which is I don't which I understand but it's like you can't like who the person the people who failed in this Situation is the government the sheriff's department the FBI anybody who got a fucking tip of which I understand that we're like what 30?

Oh, yeah, 40 tips. I'm like that. No, you'll pay a price though. No one will lose their job No one will be held accountable fucking pussy ass sheriff who didn't go into the fucking building. It's like, when that kind of shit is happening, the real fucking cops are running towards it. Not fucking. So the, so the answers are just to keep selling more guns? No, no, you definitely need to look at guns and the gun laws and you need to figure it out.

But to just raise the age limit, it's like, what fucking difference does that make? So what do you really want to see then? gun laws and you need to figure it out, but to just raise the age limit, it's like, what fucking difference does that make? So what do you really think about that? What's it like the bump stocks, for example? Okay. You know, you can change something like that. You can fucking follow up on shit that you know people are reporting.

You can do that. That's what about that was already in place. Nobody checks. Sure. Why, but they do background checks. Well, I'm more stringent one, so such as? I mean, you would have to have a lot of your personal information would be would be out there though, like if to get more stringent, like what the, like what information your psychiatric records. But I gave, I gave my, my consent to that, that's something

that you do. You've never applied for guns, you don't know. I, you have to give consent to search. But how will they know who to search unless you, unless you give, you are forthcoming and who your doctors are? Oh, you think they have a hard time finding out shit about me or any number of people in this, they're fucking talking phones and shit.

You know, they're not, yeah. You think that, like you think that the, the way people, the way things are now, you think that what the amount of guns are being sold that every single person is being looked at as closely as they should be. It could be my fucking face. You see the way that they dropped the ball with this kid. These balls are being dropped all over the place. No one's really looking. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true in New Jersey. In Jersey, in California are there are certain states.

And even in fucking boondocks, fucking states. Florida. Like you're born. What a fucking what a gun in your fucking carousel. God damn right. Yeah. They don't. You're there's no way that they're fucking looking at star. No, but some, but some

states are like that. And where are the school shootings happening? Are they happening? I don't know. I don't know. But I'm saying, are they happening in places with relaxed gun lows? Are they happening in places that are tighter gun lows? And happening in both, in both lacks and, and the, the fucking ass hole who fucking shot up all the kids at Sandy Hook, is that the fault of a fucking obvious lunatic? Or the

fault of the mother who doesn't say like, hey, you know what, I should fucking lock up my guns. You want your big to be responsible? Maybe I should. You're a big personal responsibility guy. Now you're trying to keep it off there. Not for people who are fucking schizophrenics are out of touch with reality. It's like then it takes somebody else to step in and say like, hey, my son will only communicate with me through email even though he lives on the fucking second floor and I'm on the first floor. Hey, my son is fucking newspaper all over his windows. Hey, there's something obviously wrong with my son. I'm gonna lock up my fucking gun so he doesn't get to them,

but no, she doesn't do that. Cause she's a fucking asshole and I'm glad she's dead. I'm glad he fucking shot. Well, she shouldn't have been able to get a gun then, if you're living with somebody who's fucking schizophrenic, you can't have a gun then. We gotta lock it up. You gotta lock her up.

He'll kill her and get the key. Perhaps, but now you have to, all these contingencies now you have to I Mean if the if people were if there was school if there was shootings on the level that they are in schools and any other Fucking walk a life. I think shit would fucking change though, especially if it was in congress was on a fucking front lines Every other month of a school shooting Possibly possibly I mean fucking front lines every other month of a school shooting. Uh, possibly, possibly. I mean, no, they walk around, they walk around, we're fucking with five guards and they don't, and it's, well, you mean like Jimmy Kimmel, who's walking the red carpet with arm security, and yet he's like,

Hey, man, let's get the guns out of here. It's like, well, yeah, because you have somebody protecting you. Yeah. The fucking, oh my God. Well, nobody should listen to anything anybody in Hollywood says ever no They want to be the first to preach it you for like sexual harassment. It's like well what the fuck or anyway? Yeah, or 35 Brochery like everybody's a fucking moron everybody except for but an expert at the same. It's like like the people Yeah, I'm just I don't know I I agree with you Q. I was, I thought, that was the first time I saw

one of those movements. Yeah. I was like, I was, I was like, I was like, I'm glad that the students are taking that stand. I'm glad those students are gonna make fucking big changes when they're of age to fucking. No, oh, yes they don't. They don't know. I don't believe they don't. Those students are gonna make fucking big changes when they're of age to fucking Is changing every fucking day the world is changing all around you by the youth and that it you for the worst Well, you're the worst

No for everyone the worst because they don't want you to be able to say anything It's like oh, that's hate speech. Well, that's fucking pretty. That's pretty like lacks of loose about like I can't say this because it's hate speech. I can't say certain things because these fucking asshole kids are like Hey, old man. It's fucking not that way anymore. Now you can't say certain words and you fuck you Say you know, you fucking stop saying what the word here's words you won't say because you know It's a me. I'll fucking say it I'll fucking You know I'd say because you know it to me. I'll fuck it, say it. I'll fuck it to torpedoes. Do it right now.

I actually believe you will say it. So that's not pushing it. But again, I'm saying the word is in the problem. No, saying the word is in the problem. It's the intent behind the word. Right. And it's just a bunch of people who are like, who are you?

The word? You're a fucking flight attendant, motherfucker. Who are you to tell me what to do? Nobody. You don't think that though, the kids who when they when they are running the show these these kids this generation that's behind that is facing all these things who can't change anything right now right when they're in a position to change shit it is going to be a different world I mean once their brains fully

form and they're like oh wow I was operating completely on emotions and feelings and it wasn't reasonable at all. They're fucking their their their emotions are worthy though. When your fucking is talking about the level of violence that they're facing. No, they are not emotions and feelings do not fucking dictate action. You don't get you don't do shit because you're like, oh, I'm sad or oh fucking this makes me angry. It's a you do things because they're reasonable and logical. That's why like when they're like, oh oh let's talk to the so I do this. Let's talk to the the the parades of the students who got shot. It's like no talk to them last because they are emotional

and I understandably of course they would be but they're overly emotional where I'm sure they're like oh my god I never imagined this would happen. We should ban all guns and that's not a reasonable like, oh my god, I'd never imagined this would happen. We should ban all guns. And that's not a reasonable extension of what happened because it can't happen. You can't ban all guns. When that fucking dude walked into an office building, and I think San Francisco, with a couple of tech-nines, they ban tech-nines after that. There's like a million tech-nines out there that were grandfathered in. A million. And they take them off the streets here in there because gang bangers use them and shit, but Can you imagine trying to get everyone's guns away and like it'll never happen? It'll never happen. It shouldn't happen No, it should not happen, but when you when you talk about the kids

Changing things it's like yeah, I do I don't want fucking kids to get shot, but if you're like well, I don't know if you settle like all this very extreme stuff It's like oh you want kids to get shot now but if you're like, well, I don't know if you're subtle like all this very extreme stuff It's like oh you want kids to get shot. No, I don't But you do want a sort of a more reasonable and that's not just what guns. It's with anything It's with anything with like that people get worked up about because they don't really give a fuck They don't they care about this in the moment because you don't fuck you. No, no, no, no, you see them way that some people do though. You can't, you can't understand why they do because you don't. No, I can understand why they do, but I don't understand why they do for just a short amount of time until the next week when it's like, Oh, wait, now what are we mad at? I fucking lost track.

What do we mad at this? Sure, that you can't argue with the mod. Like, like, the kids aren't going to change anything until they're adults though right and by then they'll be fucking bought out fucking sons of bitches just like the fucking just like everybody that came before there's like the hippies who became fucking junk bond managers yeah I don't I don't I just sure I think that I think that I think that the passion and the and the social media thing and the holding each other there's a it is a different world that's going to be in 20 years when these kids are in charge and the old guard is the fucking old pasty ass fucking losers that are in congress now.

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