Tell Em Steve-Dave - #379: Stop That Pigeon
Episode Date: July 6, 2018The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - Republic...
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Fourth of July in baseball
Well, Therav's edition of Tellum Steve Dave.
Well, NQ, what is up?
Fourth of July, tomorrow.
How do you celebrate, boys?
I'm going in.
Got your flag, Dready.
Firecrackers.
Really?
Fire sighs.
Yeah, we're going to...
That's very patriotic.
I'm going to be...
I'm going to be...
My buddy works for
Seth Meyers
Which is a more Michael's whatever they won't in low search. What more Michael's has tickets in the angus
And when he doesn't use them he just gives them to the staff
He's like I can't do so live more Michael. He's still knowing it bro
So I'm in law Michael see it's gotta be like a hundred years old, right?
So I'm in law Michael. It's gotta be like a hundred years old, right?
I was a hundred and I don't think he was born in 1918, but he's probably like
He's talking about the dude who was in Benanza. So what? No, no, no Green oh
Okay, I know you're talking about the creator shine alive. Oh, yeah, he's a young man still
Yeah, yeah, I would like to see Hugo who baseball game of law and green now
young man still. Yeah. Yeah. I would like to see Q go to baseball game of Lauren Green now. Yeah. Right. Fatal Star Galactica way more than Lauren
Michaels. 73. Lauren. I think Lauren Green might not be with us. 173 if you're
still alive. Do you remember the most famous Yankee game ever played on 4th of
July? No. Certain. No hitter was pitched. Was it a wasn't combed, right?
It was a, I thought it was rags.
Dave forgetting.
Yeah, definitely wasn't,
or was it a jamabbit?
The man went no hand.
Do you think jamabbit belongs in a whole fame?
Just because he played with one hand.
Yes, he did.
He always had one hand.
He was born with one hand.
Like that kid, Anthony Andrews, remember?
It's cool he played basketball.
He punched people with a stag up punch.
But I'd stump, I got into a fight with him.
You got a bone stump in your face.
Yeah, it was hard too.
It was harder than a fist because there was no give.
You know, like you punch with a fist.
Yeah, it's bone.
Yeah, just solid bone.
Punch me right in the chest with it one time.
Would you want to go to the Yankee game?
Well, I have not been to Yankee.
No, not any day. Any day. What's it, my mom's no, I have not been to any, no, not, not any day, the, uh, any day, the month.
No, I'm not into baseball.
Certainly not going to the Bronx.
I mean, that's a, I'm out of the, out of the 180,000 people
every year.
I don't know how many people are there.
But yeah, how many are drunk tomorrow?
Well, dig in is a different.
A lot of families.
So people are like, I'm not going to drink.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's a little early. I'm not going to get loud and obnoxious because six kids here. Yeah, it's a lesson
No, for sure. Yeah, right
It doesn't appear that people differentiate between adults and children in New York
They talk the same way they're gonna talk anyway act the same way they're gonna act
It's definitely more like family thing during the on day games
Yeah, it's definitely more like family thing during the on day games
So at night. It's it's a lot more what people have more time to drink before the game
Nobody's getting up and saw the crush cans like 10 a.m. You know what I mean? 9 and a fourth
Yeah, will you be will you be in need probably fucked up? Yeah, you'll be lit. Yeah, fuck your kids
Yeah, I don't have kids when like yeah What time you start drinking the morning
Well, I'm neat my money tomorrow start late tonight
On the way home
Probably 11 like we'll probably have a call before we go to the stadium today playing
On braves, huh believe you don't follow it as close you're used to it now is this tomorrow just a Who would I play? I think a LAN. A LAN? A LAN? A LAN?
I don't want to braves, huh?
Believe.
You don't follow it as close to your user as you are.
So now is this tomorrow just a... how much attention will you put... will you pay to the action
on the field?
Where's the more versus the beer concession there?
Where's the more about having a good time in the...
Where's the more?
People you're with.
It's 50-50?
Give it a lot of. I mean the seats are going to be like right behind home plate.
So we'll see you on TV?
Oh, without that.
As if we have to know what the image is.
If we have an...
If we have to know what the image is.
As if we haven't had enough.
Trying to enjoy baseball game on the most patriotic day of the year.
Oh, fine.
Like, watch.
Sit, relax, someone.
Fourth of July, when not see Brian Quaylor TV. Oh, finally, go watch. Sit, relax on 4th of July or not.
See, Brian Quenel-Teven.
Oh, fuck.
You're right.
I think we don't.
Yeah.
I love baseball.
Everyone.
4th of July and baseball.
Do you love me?
It's not enough yet.
Change the child.
Oh, man.
Tell you what, I.J. Saviour in the flight yesterday. Delay after delay.
But thankfully there was a, I do wouldn't call it a marathon anymore or just call it the
IJ channel.
I was just going to like a mental institution of just like this, like comes the patient's
down or something.
It is strange.
It's this some fucking canceled TV show.
Why don't they just let him play once and die a fucking shit.
That is quite an enemy.
But it is crazy.
You turn on that channel if you see something else, you're like, wait, this isn't a commercial,
this is another regular show
But I was on a cruise this past week and they had true TV was one of the only channels. Oh, yeah
I was
Available to me in the cab and it was like I'm like did we just sail through the Bermuda triangle because there was no practical
Joker's on the whole time. I was there. It was all the toe truck shit. Really?
It was all the shit from like it must have been like 2010. That's so weird. True TV. It was the pawn shop was on.
They don't even they don't even they don't even they don't even they don't even. You know, air in it. That's what I was saying like I was like I
I don't want to go anywhere. I just want to watch all this old vintage
true TV classic.
You know, I think they're going to start doing it doing like biggie died and they have
them like or two pocket a hologram of them they should really just hologram you
guys into all these toe truck shows and shit
they could replay it as a totally new
and they can't utilize out whoever was in there originally
right and now it's all the sudden they're oh we're not like just commenting like
this like pretending we're in the room with them. No No, oh, why are you talking my truck?
I'm like, yo, why are you towing my truck?
South Tony that Tony's truck
Well, Lizard lick it we this is the way we do
Lizard lick was not on the rotation on no, no, no
That was the Miami one
Lizard lick was there big hit?
That was there
What do you think that guy still tone?
He went back to a life of doing that. He's still trying to get a new vehicle for his show
Pun intended
There was a glut of tow truck shows.
Why were people, I guess it's just the drama.
It's just the drama of more than us.
More than us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.
Because people were like, there's not,
unless they're helping you, not one person is happy
to see a tow truck show up.
Because that's mostly what it was.
It's like we're taking your car away
You don't want to take it away drama ensues. Yes people would rather watch
eight years of things that we all hate
Versus our stuff. Oh, he's running for way counting commissioner
That's what you're that's what your future is right to go into, uh, I told you I would,
I'll do like a bullshit like, yeah,
well, I'll make it a bullshit thing.
Well, they got a whole big, they know you wouldn't want to be to
marry New York. That would be so amazing.
No, they would never like, they would never like to make you
crazy. Now, once they heard my policies, it'd be like,
self-beach to
yeah, New York's pretty liberal. Yeah, I'm not that you're not that that you're but you're but well
Economically
No, I cancel it in serve it
Mr. but miss a man cancel it
It's cancel it
I think though you would probably draw the line at like piss wherever you want, shit wherever you want.
I don't want to comment on any of the mayor of New York City's policies.
Totally, totally.
Until the show's over.
Right, okay.
Yeah, that's fair.
I will say this.
I think you just did, but okay.
No, I will say this about the Blasio.
I have heard people that meet him say it's impossible
not to like him and get his sincerity.
No, this is for real.
I won't comment on his policies
because I have disagreements.
But that he's impossible not to like him when you meet him.
But they say that motherfucker sincere.
I'm surprised you haven't met him yet.
But like people who met Hitler, I'm sure they were lucky. sincere. I'm surprised you haven't met him yet. But like when I like people who met Hitler,
I'm sure they were like he was sincere in his policies.
I mean like nobody is more sincere.
I don't think the blasio is Hitler.
Yeah.
But but sincerity that wouldn't necessarily make me like someone who's like
who is ruining the city like you.
I think he's not ruining the city, but he's definitely turned it back to clock a bit.
Yeah.
Who is your favorite New York mayor of all time?
Thinkens. I was saying for
Jenkins. No, before before Bloomberg came along, I would have said Giuliani, but catch me. It was a man. I was a little young for
catch. I read his books and it was interesting, but I to me to watch the city on the Giuliani go from a fucking
But I to me to watch the city on the Giuliani go from a fucking escape from New York hellhole to like a fucking And then after 9-11 with that guy did and everything I know now he's not representing himself in the best way on the national stage
Yeah, but he's lost some favor. Yeah, he was a really good man with that Bloomberg came and fucking Bloomberg's one of the best
Politicians I've ever seen
I only have a scandal with his cause
You married his cousin or something?
He likes makes me like a more yeah, it's like Frank Ford a little out to the big city
Yeah, I'm right with that. That's all my life. Hope I was pissing the streets and like fucker cousins
I'm gonna definitely pissing in the streets
All right at this current juncture
Julie Annie, huh?
Giuliani.
Giuliani was a...
I mean, dude, I was a fucker.
People who fucking complained about him now,
I know he's not coming off great right now,
we're not there in New York when he came in
and fucking cleaned up that city.
And people who complain about his methods,
I'm like, it worked!
What the fuck you people talking about, it worked.
Yeah. The city's like a fucking on his role. It was great.
Uh, he's divorced now, but he was married to his second cousin, who she had known since
childhood. I made that one a third. That's not scandalous. Not in this or like, or
little. I couldn't even name three of my second cousins
Okay, you would probably first several without knowing it also. Yeah, how old were you?
Old enough to know it was your cousin. It was in high school. Yeah, like hey, Cous
I met over the first time that her grandmother's funeral probably like as soon as you got that show
So when you started meeting third four fourth, fifth cousins, right?
Yeah, I should have.
Yeah.
And then the other ones that I get too,
is like, I'm South's cousin.
Oh, and I'm like, oh, I'm a Salami cousin.
He's like, oh, and I'm like, blah, blah, blah,
and he's like, I don't know who that is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have to admit, no, it's still to this date.
None of my cousins are like, I'm his cousin.
I don't think anyone's dropping that.
Did you, I don't know if, what was the name of this podcast again?
It's like, respect, something or other.
It's a podcast done out of a shared universe.
Respect the blackout, R-E-S-P-E-K-T.
The blackout?
Who knows? the blackout, R-E-S-P-E-K-T, the blackout, who knows, it's a bunch of black guys who do
a podcast at a shared university and Mike Zapsick appeared on it, and I'm curious to see
because in today's world, if you're employed by somebody, everything matters.
Not just your conduct at work, but your behavior and deportment outside of work, how you represent the store.
Right.
All that shit.
So I some mask and wall.
If my ex-Appsick were to go on this show and admit to these guys,
then he's an accomplished ass-eater.
How does that reflect on me?
He said that.
He said that.
Was he just trying to get in good with the brothers?
Well, you know, trying to get in good with the brothers?
Well, you know, trying to impress, you know,
because he wouldn't find, he knows that
isn't going to impress anybody at the stage.
Who's asked is he?
Well, his wife, I guess, right?
But he's not where it's stopped.
I mean, he didn't specify, so.
But he said it accomplished.
Could be, I'm just standing up.
I'm just dressing it up a little more.
I say he got a word in check.
What did he say?
I don't think you have to put makeup on this thing. I think he got a word. What did he say?
I don't think you have to put makeup on this thing.
I think this is going to be good as this.
I try to find it.
I couldn't find it to hear it.
But I believe he said something like,
that's what you do if you love your woman,
something like that.
I don't think he was a lot of braggadocia involved.
I think he was just kind of...
And you disagree with him?
I don't disagree with him.
I wholeheartedly disagree with him. But I'm wondering. Wait, you agree with him disagree with him? I don't disagree with him. I wholeheartedly disagree with him,
but I'm wondering,
wait, you agree with him.
I agree with him.
You agree with him.
Yeah.
Well, I mean,
he's not the only one who's come out with that,
with that proclamation.
So you've heard?
On staff?
No, not on staff, but...
When I really admire has come out and said that too,
and I really have lost a little bit of a little
bit of the hero worship that I had for the man.
Why, he's so happy to do it.
I mean, look at him.
There are his three years right there.
Well, just a lot of bling.
He's got eight Super Bowl rings.
Tom Brady, can you believe he cares?
That's very non-connery.
You said you like to come out and say something something because he commented on this. It's a picture
of a hippo biting another hippo's ass. This is a pretty well-known meme recently from
Barstool Sports. It says as soon as Bay gets out of the shower, hashtag ass-eaten-SZN.
What he wrote that or he's like, no, no, that's what barstall wrote. Okay. Now Tom Brady let's
Barstall sports I guess it's same sports website or something. All right, and then Tom Brady left a following comment with three crying eyes
emojis and said yep
So he's his wife. Yeah, so yeah, I say when she's all gets other show or eat her ass after she takes a shit little
It's on the show. He'd eat her ass after she takes a shit.
Little wish.
No.
Still though, that is not.
I mean, that dude's got like little kids
looking up to him.
He shouldn't be.
He shouldn't get.
He shouldn't be touching on the wire little kids.
He's got an image, man.
It was a game.
It was a game of Yankee Stadium.
Keep the family friendly.
So he should be fake.
He should just be whatever.
You don't have to comment.
Yeah, you don't have to.
You can do whatever you can. Why do you be whatever you don't have that comment. Yeah, you don't have to you can do whatever
Why do you have to let the world know that though? There's no good reason to tell the world
So Tom Brady is like for all of you who think I'm basically a robot
I definitely do have a sense of humor a
Model's ass
Let's show them a robot actually when you put it that way
Let's show them a robot. Actually, when you put it that way.
But when you got dying kids.
You never ate a model's ass.
I refuse to believe that.
Someone who's done modeling.
At some point.
Me?
Yeah.
I mean, what kind's this?
Probably a model's ass.
Yeah, definitely.
Okay, so you can relate to Tom Brady.
Well, I mean, this model's in this model.
She's a hand model. I got you. Well, I mean this models and His model
I got you I got you yeah, I know I mean I you know, I did it right back in the day But I guess the fucking top of the mountains must be this point
I was just I circular for a local business
So they have to photo yeah, I cannot find likes I don't know
I asked him like three times like what it's like just send me a link asshole
Would you just send me a link so that I can find it but I couldn't find it so
So you don't you don't like the Tom Brady?
No, I don't come out with that. I mean what he wants to do behind closed doors. I'm like, you know go for you know
That's what
That's what the
That's what that's what the
That's what you're into you know, that's cool, but like yeah, I don't think you should be talking like that When you have kids worship you what's the matter you one of the black keys died. Oh, yeah, oh shit
That sucks
How they die oh wait someone but two guys I
Mean still sad, but It's not there's not the main guys
I'm standing pat yeah, I was like a rowdy. It was like one of that band one of the band members when they cuz black Jesus two guys
And when they expanded their their live show
Oh, he was part of it. That's that's why they got you though, right?
Remember of the black keys dies and then it's like
Somebody would text you this information. Yeah
Okay, sorry to interrupt guys, that's a cure role model
Is this the kind of thing he should be thinking about I don't think I don't think he has that many
Young kids who idolize him now. He's fucking kidding me. He has that many young kids who idolize him now.
He's fucking kidding me.
He has more fans of his.
I love him, I love him.
But idolize, they're like, okay, Q, have you had any sick kids
wanna carve your face into their skulls while they're going
under and up?
I'm not gonna.
Come to the hospital and meet.
To prove he's something up.
Probably not kids.
That's great.
A ton of women I bet.
I've seen some of these really ladies.
We have me go wish requests every week. Yeah. Probably not kids. A ton of women I bet. I've seen some of these really ladies.
We get me go wish requests every week.
I turn them down one right after the other.
How much do they pay? It was my first question.
And they said nothing.
So I said that's what you get for me then.
No, no, no.
And I take it back.
Would you still forget all the time?
Then if you are doing that, then you should,
we should cut that out.
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dying child that I that that the their least favorite member of
the show. And hand model S. But what if it does happen now, and
you and you disappoint one sick kid, I can't be responsible for
that man.
I gotta be me.
That's why Tom Brady feels that I agree with him. There's nothing wrong with eating us
So if Tom Brady wants to put it out there world though, you don't need to but then it normalizes it and it like then people are like well if Tom Brady can do it
If Tom Brady can eat a pliable but whole then why shouldn't I?
I think I think it definitely makes a more really I'm all'm all, I'm all, now I've moved on.
I'm Aaron Rodgers guy now.
Aaron Rodgers?
Yeah.
Oh, so no more Tom Brady.
No more Tom Brady.
Wow.
I don't know, I gotta look up this guy.
Now I gotta learn a whole new guy
and see what's wrong with him.
So what that book for no reason?
Oh, he's an NFL Green Bay Packers guy.
So why, why do you like this
dude? He's awesome to watch. He's fun to watch. He's got a great sense of humor. He's
got a lot of commercials. Um, you could just see he's got, uh, he's got the skills he
connects with his, with his fan base and he's, uh, he's got unbelievable stats. He's
good looking. Oh, he's, is he better looking than Tom Brady got old, Daniel? He's a younger, well, he hasn't had the rings,
but he's got a lot on that resume,
though, to make you want to roof form.
Okay, well, I find a little something about Aaron, right?
I know he's dating someone famous,
which I don't like, but.
Aino English?
Yeah.
No.
No, he would never say that.
He's dating a race car driver, right?
Oh, Danica Patrick.
Yeah. I don't like that he's dating a race car driver, right? Oh, Danic of Patrick? Yeah.
I don't like that he's dating someone famous,
but he's over now anyway.
Dear Aaron, I really like the way you throw the football,
but I just heard what I think is probably bad news for you.
I hear you're dating the hottest race car driver
in the history of NASCAR.
Bad news fellow or form. I mean, to me, it just seems like a relationship built on, you know, theme, which you never
last.
It doesn't.
I mean, most of not built on things don't last.
So yeah, you're probably right about that.
Here's, I like.
I have a guy shot.
I like it. Oh, you mean having a guy shot. I like this.
No, but you're a bite.
Oh, you mean that's a couple?
Yeah.
I think we do.
Here you go.
Poor Aaron Rogers got bullied a little bit.
He was the butt of jokes when he was a rookie.
A rumor circulated around the locker room that he was gay.
Now do you want to know why they said he was gay? You're going to like
this one. So he dressed. No, he wasn't one to brag about his penis size or his endless
string of sexual conquests. I like that. It's a gentleman. Brett Farve saw it out Rogers
weaknesses. Brett Farve was a bad pro, a clumsy scramble. It took a self-respectful
pleasure noting them. Well, he wasn't he the guy that he was
he was sentenced pictures and stuff, right? If I remember correctly. Again, no, I liked him until
all that stuff came down until he showed. He was just like a bore. Yeah, he was boreish, his manners.
You know, he was it was easy to root for Brett Farve because he was like the gunslinger. He
you know, he was he had a great personality. He had, he had a great personality. He had a lot of, in his
interviews, he was just a great interview, but then, you know, sending those pictures is just...
This is what some Packers fan said to your new hero, newly minted hero. Grab some dick, Aaron.
We don't give a fuck. If he needs a brat between his buns so we can win another lumbarity,
I'll pay for his rent boy for the whole season Christ and all caps
Then I don't even understand what that means. Then it says Aaron Rogers played better when everyone thought he was gay
That's crazy the reason that breath. I mean the reason that Aaron Rogers doesn't have more rings is because the fucking defense can't stop anybody
Yeah, so it's not his fault. It's the defense that better better worry about their
But that day there D not his fault. It's the defense that better better worry about their their their their their their their their sexuality. That's an all American man
right right. Right. He's all those sneaky gays. I think pinkos. Yeah.
Um, have you ever had a friend though?
You gay?
No, no, we have gay friends, but have you ever had a friend that's like bragging about
his coxugs?
Oh my god, yeah.
Do have you?
Do we have, I don't think we have friends like that, right?
You really don't work in a fly house, right?
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, yeah.
He's a human, he's a henler, I love real men.
Yeah. Not like us. We can't even get into the gay bar. They're like, you're too fat. No, I
just I don't think we've ever had friends like that. They're like, that's how big my
cop is. You get drunk and like, like, like, like, like, you get drunk at the firehouse.
You did get drunk at the fairhouse? Oh, didn't. That fat boy mentality, like, into firehouse,
right? Like, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. That's what people do at France. You said we never went to college. We
didn't go to college. We were never fired. We
really missed out. Yeah. I heard the job.
We were monks. I heard there were jobs out of
conversation with a retired captain the other day.
And he's like, I got out because the job just, it's
not the same. Oh, because everyone has to be on
their best behavior. We can't even talk about a
cocksx anymore.
I'm not a real man.
I was like, I need to get out because I was
helped to standard professionalism.
We got to a point where everyone was like enough.
Enough with the cox size.
Well, if I don't mention everyone's going to think,
I'm getting a car in Rogers.
I quit
Yeah, I think it's probably not just that it's everything else I can't I was on that all year I said that I didn't say it's a civilian oversight now computers GPS fucking
It's really civilians. They second-guess you and right. I have a buddy of mine that works on the sanitation department and
He you know they plow chick
no they plow the streets when it snows no the
satan you have the fucking heat set on in here
it's a hot guy I'll check it I'll just check and he you know he's worked his
route for I think 12 years so when it snowes he knows exactly where to go
first what to do with do with the accidents happen.
You just gotta feel for your time.
You know, you're like the back here.
You know you're out.
What happened was they hired a civilian oversight committee
to look over it and they put into system this computerized.
They put GPS on the garbage trucks
and then they put a computer
I'd system where you can go online and type in you know your boroughs map and
they'll show you which streets haven't cloud and which haven't and that was it
all hell broke it was people started calling up complaining why is it my
street being done now so the city hired the civilians to come in and map out
what they should plow and
It's fucking terrible. He's like there's accidents all over the place
This people are stuck in their homes because I got to go do a street that nobody fucking ever goes on
Ever first because this fucking civilian who never worked the day in his fucking life
He's never fucked about his dick size
Never fucking discuss their cock once
And like it's same things going on with the fight of army,
and it's just like, they get civilians in,
and civilians tell you how to do your job,
and you're like, all right, well, do it your way,
but don't be fucking surprised when you're not happy
with the outcome.
Yeah, but that's the way the world is moving towards, right?
Yeah, it's great.
It's so great.
There's nothing better than having a nation of fucking
tattletails with their cell phones, just waiting for
someone to slip up so that they can turn it on them and
just be like, hey, guess what?
Like, because they don't really care about what's going
off of the bar.
I mean, when I was a farm and I got paid through the city,
through taxes and stuff like that, and they're all your bosses.
At least I understand the mentality a little bit, but, but if all you're getting out
of it is a worse way of things getting done.
Right.
And why are you doing it?
But people are so fucking stupid.
People are just stupid.
Yeah.
Well, you have an entire world of people who are like, you should do it our way.
If you would, if people would just do things my way
I know better than you. Yeah, why are you doing it this way?
I wanted to use old why are you doing it this way when you could do it my way?
Hey, man, fuck it. We met that Uber driver in Chicago. You wasn't 22. I can't even assign it to fucking younger people
No, you can't you're right. You're right. Yeah, it's fucking young people have been taken the brunt
I gotta I gotta say you're laying Laying off. I like this.
I mean, tons of cooler young people.
Well, every time you're like a consent shit,
they just see my right.
Most everybody you meet in person is great.
It's all mine.
It's all mine.
I gotta find these people.
Not to them.
You're just gonna get off of mine?
Or that?
I had a, I had a, I was thinking about commitment.
And if anyone is more committed than Ming Chen or maybe he should be committed
I found out the other day now
Emerald City Comic-Con in
Washington, I think it is
Not the easiest con to get into as a guest Ming went last year
He went at the last minute. I think he sat in Artis Sally because they gave him some space in there, but the year before
He went as a volunteer
Now he's still on TV at the time. They call their volunteers minions
And when they went somebody told me they're like, yeah, Ming was a minion at emerald city comic-con
I literally thought they meant he caused played as a minion
Which I guess you would only have to put overalls on since he's yellow already, but
But I was like, what do you mean? I was like he was cosplaying. They're like, no, no, no, he volunteered. I said he volunteered at a con
That is weird
It's beyond weird. I
Heard that I was like
I don't even know what to say. Did he get in this year? He got in the next year.
He got, but he got in the next year by the skin of his teeth in Art of Sally where nobody would even say.
He got in and next year he'll be a little bit more.
That's his got in the greens.
Not please putting in his do's, bro.
Yeah, I don't know that when you're on TV for five years, six years already, which is where he was at that point.
Yeah.
Those are the do's, aren't they? That's, I don't know, apparently not.
Like, I feel like, like the cast of Walking Dead
and all these other people who go to cons,
I feel like they don't volunteer and work their way up
to having their own.
I saw that darlin' while the fuck,
I helpin' a loadbox as it happened to you.
He was movin' some longboxes.
He was doin' a yellow fuckin' stuff.
So overall, he was a yellow shirt and a banana.
What was so, what? What was goin was going on to Khan that he was that desperate to be there?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, you may be right.
He may be trying to be like, hey, if I'm willing to do this, you'll surely you'll take
me seriously.
He's concerning behavior.
It really is.
It is, right?
This is the guy's career, man.
You can't blame him for getting out there
and making contact.
But why isn't it better to, maybe that weekend
to book a con that you're invited to?
So to go.
Not one that you have to work at,
then people are bossing you around.
And you're getting drinks,
or you're getting drinks and shit for a person
that you're probably going to be side-by-side with
at the next con.
It's insanity.
Oh, man. That's the level of desire to be side by side with the next con. It's insanity. Oh, man. That's the level of like desire to be there that I can't, I can't even
wrap my head around. I can't. Yeah, I got a bit like most of the time, even when
they're like, we're giving you money. I'm like, I don't want to really be here that much.
But okay, okay. But something like that literally as far across the continental United States as you can possibly go
Maybe he just wanted to be there and he just wanted to see the sights. What's it being the scene man?
Could be
Yeah, I'm like, man, how are they saying I didn't say anything that crawled it? No, I just think I think that any dissent is being hard on
Oh, yeah, you don't you don't think that, you don't think that it's, that if they sell,
like sell stand up comedian.
Right.
So next week, there's a club that's a little bit
difficult to get into.
So he deepfries some, yeah, he deepfries some
utter illistics and brings on the people.
I mean, that sounds like a scenario one in the morning
he gets an open mic.
I think that I would be shocked if Sal did it.
If Murray did it, like they bought a copy of a weekend,
he would go and like do it.
Right.
And I wouldn't would make sense.
But I, yeah, I would be surprised.
But I'd go, hey, man, I got really once in that club.
Yeah, he didn't get in it though.
I mean, not as far as I'm concerned. Not in artist alley. Yeah, but didn't get in it though. I mean not as far as some concern. It's not an artist
alley. You don't. He says he doesn't have to meet your expectations of what in is quote
unquote. Now you've been like everybody else. Of course I am. He can do whatever he wants.
Right. Right. But like trying to meet your standards of what is in. Right, but he doesn't care.
In a, in a, in a grander scope, he doesn't care, but in a grander scope, it's like if I'm going to
a con with him and like, let's say Emerald City is like, hey, it is Brian, I want to come and I'm like,
yeah, sure. And they're like, grab a broom, bitch. I be like, well, this is not what I expected.
I just signed up for this. I feel like maybe it lowers your marquee value a little bit when you're like,
I mean, also the kids with a show probably is going to be a better job.
I'm not showing up.
I don't know about that.
I mean, I think that I mean, we're still getting offers even though the show's canceled
and they're not offered.
Eventually.
So is it. Yeah, to be a volunteer.
No, but you're saying you still get an offer
I'm saying so many more and that was just two years ago. Yeah, but I was only two years ago
But who knows but that's what I'm saying like how come your health to that standard
But Ming's not to what standard to like you're saying yeah, but why it doesn't matter that I met you all with miss shows
We're still getting offers. Mm-hmm. Doesn't matter that he swept up at emerald conny so you know
I know it definitely doesn't matter
But I think if that were to get around there like hey, man like one of the comic book men
It's like he's desperate. He'll you know, do anything like we just had him here this past weekend
Macon Illuminati they get together. Yeah
Yeah, they're in the counting room up above like looking down through two-way mirrors and shit
Just watching them hustle all over the place
Smiling the whole time.
Happy to be there.
Happy to be there.
Happy to be there.
Happy to be there the whole time.
Did you get people drinks and stuff like that?
I don't know.
Yeah, rule it out because the volunteer is just supposed to do whatever you want to do.
Although I had the hardest time getting a fucking ear-acorn this past weekend.
Why did I see a picture of you being blowing corn on a porn stage?
Oh, because we did a panel and I just thought it would be funny if we both put corn in our mouth and
And let people photoshop should know but brazzers isn't that like a porn. That's a porn site. What's brazzers? I don't know
That was that big banner behind you. Wasn't that brazzers? Oh, I didn't see a banner behind
Are you kidding me? No, I didn't see one in the photo. Is corn is corn some big in this state?
I didn't see it in the photo. Is corn some big in this state?
I don't know.
It was one of these booze that sold like, you know,
concessions and shit so they had all kinds of different corn.
And I like Mexican.
But this corn is big.
If there's also this one booth,
and there's one booth, there's like different toppings
and shit.
The choice of corn?
Yeah, well, it's the same corn just with different toppings.
This was like, in particular,
this was Mexican corn with some. That's so good. Some, yeah, it's great same corn just with different toppings. This was like, in particular, this was Mexican corn with some.
That's so good.
Some, yeah, it's great.
That's why I wanted some, but it's not the same as Jersey corn.
Jersey corn is better, nice and sweet.
But I didn't see any banner.
Well, I couldn't see anything because the room we were in was so dim.
And we didn't have mics.
Yeah, it was kind of strange, but then we went to the podcast room.
They had mics and shit.
Oh, hello. Hello. Um, image, me of strange, but then we went to the podcast room. They had some shit. Oh, no.
Um,
I mean,
scissors, huh?
So this could look bad for us.
Where's the corny?
You didn't put it up.
Point starter.
No, I don't think I put it up.
I gave it to other people.
Who put it up?
Aaron Rogers.
Okay.
This isn't too long ago.
Walt involved in a, uh,
involved in some scandalous behavior.
Yes, he asked why people are criticizing players
for disrespecting the anthem
when they have never called out others,
such as camera people doing their jobs
who don't stand in respect of the flag
while the anthem is playing.
So Aaron said?
So Aaron Rogers says he's getting political.
I don't think that that I think that's,
I think people are attacking camera men for
recording
Yeah, you really shouldn't just grab
I don't know
Well, I only learned about this guy five minutes ago. So it's hard to find some hard to find the next you're trying some dirt on them
You'll be you'll be searching long and hard I think
I'll tell you he's
Seems like a good dude. Not gonna go anywhere near that backside. What's I are
I'm telling you I'm telling you you're missing out on the on the rear end dude the fucking backfield is where it's at
Backfield in motion
I can't find my porno with my corn.
Is this a good team that they have?
The pack?
Yeah, the packers.
And they've been a perennial contender for a long time.
They win their division almost every year.
This scandal seems so boring about injured reserves shit.
It seems like only things that fucking, they're talking about waivers,
only shit that fucking football people would care about.
Yeah, good for you, man. Good a new guy he's my new guy and he's he's my go-to now
Brady's all is you know he's out he's old so how was the cruise it was very good it was very
good you see him test the i-mailed you I said something about me and Q knocking out some space monkeys for Patreon while you're out there having the time of your life.
I mean, never even answered. I saw it. I figured by that point you were ready to jump overboard. No, no, I was good. Time was about one day too long. I think I've, it's pretty, I didn't realize this, but apparently, um,
Adam, I am the one that, uh,
annoys people the most, uh, on a, on a trip, the quickest out of your family. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't think it was, I didn't think it was me.
It's all pretty shocking.
You don't really mail on the trip.
Like, why do you think it's you?
I, I don't know.
It's so particular about everything.
I was, I was in a, a way or a self-aware enough to realize that,
unanimously, I'm voted the person that, that they, that they're,
they grow tired of the quickest on a trip.
Who would you have voted for?
I wouldn't have voted.
I wouldn't have thought they'd all vote for me.
You would have abstained.
Yeah.
I mean, I did, they do a secret ballot, they all pick Waltz.
How did you find out about this?
Well, because we stopped at Bahamas.
We stopped at three islands.
Grand Turk, an island that was uninhabited except for horses.
And then a town.
Oh, I fucked it.
Horses got an island this way.
They brought them there. They, they raised them on there
And they show that people can ride like see ya and
Freeport I don't know where I don't know what what what I want. Yeah, freeport Bahamas. Yeah, it's isn't that the mean island
No, it's not it's not it's not it's not a city. I think called freeport on that island. Yeah, it's what I mean
It's on the mean island. Yeah, so we went to these islands and yeah, Grand Bahama.
We booked this excursion. My wife did and it was you go to the garden of the groves.
I'm sure you guys never heard of it, but I heard it. And it was my wife was telling me it was like a
shopping village where people would sell trinkets and garbage and stuff.
But when we get there, we take this long bus ride. A lot of these islands are
hurt and I guess from the hurricanes, they haven't been able to rebuild.
Like hurricanes that have hit over the course of I guess the last couple years.
So there's a lot of devastation like bomb down buildings buildings. It looks like you know every other building sounds like fun
So I get to this garden of the groves and we're on there and we're booked this as curs and we're a bunch of other people all strangers
We don't know who they are and
We have a tour guide who who has that
Bohemian is that would has that Bohemian, is that what it would be Bohemian?
Well, Therad, I've got some bad news for you. You're annoying AF.
Kind of like a very thick accent. I don't know if that's what Bahamian or Bahamian.
Bohemian? Is that what you're making? That's your make-up. That was my approximation of Bahamus.
I don't know what you, but he yeah, so there's like 25 people in this group and
I'll voted you
Yeah, oh did you mean my family Nana turns out this is complete strangers
Almost because
Super smellers and that's welcome. So we start, we get it, we get it,
we get it. Stop with the bitch in about everything. This smells that's too hot. Fucking go the locks over here.
Alright, you're getting in my space around here. Guys guys, tell him probably fooling around.
Come on guys.
Guys, you're at the mouth of this excursion that we're going to go on.
It's not even a shopping village. Right.
It's like this
War of a pirate island.
Through like this vegetation
that we're gonna see like a, we're gonna see like trees and lizards and
Harret. All this like island stuff and there's also like some sort of a meditation spot.
So then the lady says she's the tour guide goes,
I will to warn you, you will be eating alive by mosquitoes. So right then, I have a fit.
Why are you even going? Right. Yeah. Right. That would be me. I'd be like, I don't have to go. I'll just
hang out in the ship. I said, I feel like we're we're not going right you're not a sensitive boy. Are you?
It's like well now that you bring it up
Miss Cleo
Let me tell you me a future baby
I said like she's like no we're going. I'm like oh
I want to have to spend the whole rest of the crew is covering mosquito bites
That's not that's not comfortable. That's like that's like horrible to the whole rest of the crew's covered in mosquito bites. That's not comfortable.
That's like that's like horrible to spend the rest of the crew.
We've got four more days covering a mosquito bites.
And we don't have to.
Yeah, we paid for it.
Right.
So I'm like, I don't care.
I don't think that was on the brochure there.
No.
Yeah, that was in the moment.
So I start and like, no, we're, and they're like, no, we're going.
We want to go.
And I'm like, no, does they're like, no, we're going, we want to go. And I'm like,
no, does anyone have a repellent or no?
And so,
so,
so I'm sitting there going,
and I start to like,
pow,
because I'm like, I don't want to go.
I don't want to go, I don't want to do this.
I'm not doing this.
I don't want to do this.
And they're like,
and they're like starting to,
well, then stay here then.
And like getting all mad at me.
So I'm like,
why you get mad at me? No, no, no why am I like why do you want to do this?
Do they all have like the beads in their hair and stuff like the island shit that everyone does?
Like girls. Yeah, they got the beads. They do. They do pull on. Yeah, all of a sudden they think because they did their hair and
Corb Raids that their their mosquitoes aren't gonna touch them because they're their
Natives to the land. They should have accused them of cultural appropriation, but like you're punished.
So I'm I'm powering and I'm like, and I'm like, come on, let's not do this.
I'm going and I said.
And I guess I said it too loud because everybody got everybody turn around.
I already got mad.
Fuck these natives.
You know what I said that you know what I said?
I said, look man, does anybody here want to get Zika?
Cause I don't.
And you would have thought like the way that they all looked at me,
like my family, like I had said something like super racially charged.
Okay.
And they were like, they were like, they just gave me that look like shut the fuck up.
You know, that's so insensitive.
That's like, you might have had a touch that I would that if I were there, I'd be like,
I'm with this guy.
Yeah, I mean, it's a legitimate concern. Am I that out of touch that I that if I were there I'd be like I'm with this guy
Yeah, like I know I know I voted against him earlier, but for fuck's sake. Yeah
Any number like who knows there might be a new disease one of these things And somebody on the tours like you're not gonna get jigger you're not in Africa and gave me a look like like your
But you're the racist
But is it wasn't there'sika down in South America too?
Yeah, it's like a foreigner.
So then the lady said the tour guide goes,
he's like these are the good blacks.
You're still the asshole.
He says you can get some mosquito repellent
if you want it.
I'm like absolutely.
Of course I want it.
How much?
And she goes and she says, well, if you're wearing black, forget want it. I'm like, absolutely. Of course I want it. And she goes and she says, if you're wearing black, forget about it. She goes, because mosquitoes are attracted to anything black.
You will be there. You will be there. Don't we know it? You will be there dinner tonight. They said,
some to the effect of like, you know, they can't wait for you to walk in. You're got black shorts,
black seat shirt on. You're done. done so I was like when she said you
want to put mosquito upon I was like absolutely I want to put mosquito
upon it and everybody's walking I'm the only person that wants to put mosquito
pellin on by mosquito repellent I want to surround myself with a ship
and not walk through those woods so they give me me a risquete a pellet and I, a naive, I guess I was, I was like,
it's like putting it on and on my end and then I'm just like,
oh, 15 dollars.
And she could have said, she could have said 25 dollars.
I'd been like fine.
I am not fucking getting risquete.
Did it come out of a canner at some sort of like,
co-chim?
It was some sort of a soft 15 bucks.
It was that big.
She's from the cruise ship?
No, she works for the, the bar another girl. She's not's from the cruise ship no she she works
for the the bar another girl she's not a family with the cruise ship all right
it makes more sense so I cover myself and I give the I give the I give the bottle
to my kids my wife and they put it on and they're like just rub it in because I
have it all I guess I have it all over my face I tried to cover myself like I look in white face
That kid from powder
Bad boy
Big old eyes
I hear mother murmurs of like what does he have to do this every time?
I'm like why don't I want to get recovered in mosquito bites?
I go, what happened?
I go, did we go, did we,
what happened that all of a sudden now it's okay
because we're on vacation,
that this lady tells us we're going to be devoured
and nobody else is concerned.
The area you live in is like kind of marshland.
It's been covered up in houses or built on it.
So if there's stagnant water
and if there's no rain sometimes,
a lot of mosquitoes will come not a million years
Would they want to go out in the backyard and just hang out?
No, but all of a sudden there I'm like I'm acting on like you're irrationally and I'm being and I'm being I'm ruining it
So I
Spread it all on we take this tour they put it on to they put it on to and
I fucking at the end of the at the end of the tour, I realized that I was the fucking dopey American because
there was not one fucking mosquito on that. Oh shit. You're not.
But I felt for I felt for their. Oh, you know, the dopey
American because you bought there with the sad. I bought a $15
little bottle of lotion that I did not need because there
wasn't a mosquito in that fucking tour. It was the equivalent of paying your taxes with iTunes cards. That's
how that's how they'll be looked in front of everyone. But you know what I mean
they they just lied to you. Right. What you did was the completely appropriate
response was like well if I'm gonna go in there and there's mosquitoes I'd
rather have this have to chase them off.
All right, I got ripped on my fucking tourist.
Oh, you wear black?
Yeah.
Oh, she saw it too well.
Yeah.
From a mile away.
I was like, oh, I thought she saw me acting like black.
Here comes Manda.
We got there, sucker.
She saw me acting and I'll quote my daughter, Alicia, like a 10-year-old jerk.
But because I was like, I was having a meltdown.
Yeah.
They could see you a mile away and you're a pigeon.
And you think you know everything.
They use the term pigeon?
Yes, that is genius.
That's a old time.
Oh, must be what. Doing some more stuff. Wow, where did you learn that term?
I don't know. Probably from Hemi from me. Definitely. That is, I don't know, that would be tough.
I would fuck pounding. I definitely was acting like I was acting. I wasn't gonna fly into a rage guy.
I could see the temperature or feel the temperature
of the room and everybody was just like my mother
and I was there too, so I didn't want to.
What did she get to float?
Yeah, well, I only thought it was the girl.
So I didn't want to go into full meltdown.
So I just went into like, like, powdery bitch.
And, um,
this'll show.
Like kicking the ground
and being standoffish and nagging.
This is fun.
Vacation's great.
So glad I came.
But we also did this on Island.
Like, it was so awesome. Like Like I didn't see anything on the trip
that really looked like when you see like a postcard
or when you see a commercial.
It was the port when you were returning.
Like when you see a commercial for these island vacations
you see like a tropical and beautiful lights in.
Yeah, it looks like a paradise.
Yeah.
Only once did that happen. And it was on this island where there's no people live,
but just horses and the horse trainers.
We took a horseback riding, never run on a horse before, none of us.
So we decided we're going to get a horse.
They don't have like, they don't care about safety in the same way that Americans do.
Like in America, which is to say at all.
They are just like, they're real like kind of like fucking let's go let's do it.
Let's add it to the islands and so we're getting on horses never been on them
before. We take this trail and we're gonna eventually get on to the beach and when
you get on the beach the water is an unbelievable color and you pass right by your
boat that's in the distance your ship so you get this picture of the horses with the backdrop of the
beautiful water in the ocean liner behind you. It's an amazing picture amazing
but as we entered the beach this line of horses before that though I'm
infected with Zika. Before that though like we remember on a horse before so we
had when you take the horseback it's like 15 people in a row I'm the one I'm the last person
in the line and I didn't get enough riding time either everybody got to do
laps and stuff I kind of acutely with our horse yeah I didn't get a chance to
that I just had to get on and go but we have a three people three riders who
ride with you and they're telling you what to do and they're like they kept they
kept calling me Poppy.
He kept saying Poppy, kick your horses,
so slow he kept going, and I'm like,
oh, I told you, I never been on a horse before.
I don't really want to go fast.
I'm barely hanging on as it is.
I said, and he starts laughing at me,
and that makes all that makes my girls laugh at me,
because now he's there, this horse,
this professional's laughing at me.
Right, they gotta pick somebody.
They gotta, they're every group are picking somebody.
And it's usually probably an older white dad that they're like,
look at this goofball.
Yeah.
So you're, yeah, you were the fucking mark for sure.
But then at a certain, you were the picture.
They go around a corner and I'm the last person that I can't see what they're doing.
That's all anyone.
Here's when you talk.
You don't want to listen to Zassen get him. We can translate.
I hear the professional rider tell my daughter to give the course a little kick.
And then all of a sudden I hear him go, honey, pull back.
Honey, pull back.
Like panic in his voice.
And it makes my heart drop because I'm like,
what can I do on a horse?
I can't do anything.
This is about to become an America's funniest home video
where it like kicks her off.
Like they're not funny at all.
It's funny, this could kill her.
Right, like 60 pounds.
Like those early videos are not funny at least.
I don't worry, way harder than you think you are.
Like we're not on the beach yet.
So they're like,
it's huge, it's huge.
Yeah, so we're not on the beach yet. So we're like, we're huge. Of course it's huge. Yeah, so we're not on the beach yet.
So if you fall, you could really,
we have helmets on, but you could seriously get injured.
You could potentially even die.
So I'm like, I'm like panic,
because I'm like, why is he screaming at her to pull that?
And I come around to corner,
because my horse is so fucking slow.
I come around to the acoustic.
Cop, cop, cop.
That's the acoustic. Fucking nag. slow. I come around to glue stick. Cop.
We stick. Fucking nag.
And she's okay. And I asked her what happened. And she goes, he said, the horse just took
off on her. Just started running. And she was barely hanging on for like she said, she
really thought she was going to fall.
I've seen her arms, you know, they're like, yeah, she's pretty thin.
As thin as this wire, to the mic.
And so we get...
And what are you holding onto with her saddles?
And should we guys ride in Bearbuck?
No, we're on saddles.
And we got rains and our hair and our hair.
So we get on, we enter the beach though,
and we're all on a line, and we get on that beach,
and you see that view,
it can only be described as like,
I really expect it to see,
because we have
horses beach water the destroyed statue of Liberty. That's what it looked like.
It was that beautiful. That's all it was missing. I told you guys you should
actually build a prop a replica of the statue of Liberty and put that there.
Did I know what you were talking about?
They had no idea what I was talking about.
Poppy mine's here in a mosquito bites. I got her all fucked up. I'm still dealing with a lot of sea legs or land legs now.
Yeah.
How many days has it been?
Seven days I was on it.
No, since when all?
Uh, two.
Oh, okay.
So I'm feeling like I got like when I close my eyes or in a certain moment
I don't know what's gonna come I start getting all busy and shit
What what what activities were there like on the iJ. Crews. There's all kinds of stuff
Yeah, yeah, I got a feeling that the iJ crews put the the ship. I was on the shame. There was nothing
There was no that one point no space monkeys no Sean Clush
The the big activity of the day
Which filled the auditorium because we were there early for bingo we had to get everybody was like we got to get to bingo on our early
play here ever. We got to get our hour early. So we got to be privileged to sit in on the Q&A of the cruise director. You're just asking me question you wanted.
That was the big entertainment of the crew's director. It was nuts and people were
as soon as his Q&A was done half the room left and then the bingo players were
there. Oh my god. So can you imagine that?
What were the questions like what did people ask? That's what a cabin do you have? How did you get the job?
What did you want to do when you grew when you did you want to be a cabin?
I mean a cruise director when you're growing up. What did you do before this?
So he's the captain. What's your favorite song? Is he really? Yes, it was it was
It was torturing Is he really yes it was it was it was torture
Did you ask any questions no, I'm gun shy about making any kind of disparaging remarks at this point because everyone's
I've already been told on the most annoying person. How do you know if you have Zika?
This is mosquito bite look affected.
So I just kept my mind. If you had to pick the most annoying person, right?
He's like, I'm sorry. Why are you walking like that?
I'm sorry. Why are you walking like that?
And then you stayed for Bingo?
Stayed for Bingo, my mother-in-law won $600.
Wow!
I couldn't go because I had to leave for the con, but the VFW buy us has Bingo.
And I'm thinking of going down there and recording it for Patreon.
Because if I get anything, there might be something down there.
Oh that'd be fun.
600, that's not bad.
It's a fucking great...
Yeah, we were in here.
Yeah, we were in the airport and half a tax is either.
That was one in international waters baby.
Yeah.
You don't have to report it.
Nice.
So we were like when she called Bingo because it was the big jack.
She just do IJ in international waters.
You guys play Bingo on the IJ?
No, we do like poker tournaments and stuff. They might have been, I'm sure they have Bingo on the whole casino.
You guys don't call it when you guys don't call the Bingo?
It's a good question, let me find out.
I told my daughters, I started my story about how I used to throw the Bingo games for
the scenes that I liked.
We heard that story eight with a million times.
We heard it on the last cruise, we don't like, what is going on?
They don't even give you the respect of being like, he's run out of stories.
Let's just let them tell this one again. I don't like, what is going on? They don't even give you the respect of being like, he's run out of stories.
Let's just let them tell this one again.
Yeah, so I mean, I think that's a product
of my girl skating older.
Socks, right?
She's not as entertained by their pop up,
or poppy anymore.
I got your poppy hat.
Did they start calling you a poppy?
I hope.
I poppy.
Well, that's a genetic thing.
All right.
That when kids hit a certain age this supposed to, it's like a, it's like an evolution
or anything, they are designed to get annoyed by the parents to leave and form
their own. Like throwing a matter of. Yes. Flight or
Flight or flight? Yeah. Where they like, fuck it, and then they go and they start
their own families. And that a girl so good at it. Yeah, they really shown me and told me I was
annoying. They're good at the flight. You never got to the point where they actually told you that you're annoying.
Well, I said so I asked them I said it's I go why are you guys like you guys are
actors this from the most annoying person on this whole cruise like you are. Yeah,
funny should mention that.
So then I would be like look at this guy over here. I would point
to some stranger, but like, you can't tell me I'm not more that
that guy's not more annoying than me. Look at him. He's so
precise. Exactly. He's acting all fucking big.
There's a kind of drink.
This guy's favorite song is fucking drinking. Yeah. I'll say,
yeah, you were judging other people and they didn't agree.
Because they're like laughing so loud everything that the everything that the the
cruiserector says are laughing as if it's like we've done it again.
Yes and I'm like come on that guy's an idiot. Look at me.
Cruiserector? No the guy that I was laughing as if like he had heard the greatest joke ever told.
So a guy who's just enjoying his vacation.
You're just like looking at him. Pigeon.
I was desperate. I was just trying, look at him. Pigeon. I was desperate, Chris.
I was just trying to find one person that they would say,
I was grasping.
I was not, I was not more annoying than.
Turned out it wasn't it, like,
guys, like he knows how to have fun.
That's what they said.
Do you think you don't know how to have fun?
Because I think a lot of times I don't either. I think Ming's good at it. Ming's great at it. Like my order says that
there she's going over friend's house and we say, well, who's going to be there? Is there
a parent's going to be there? She's not her parents going out. She probably won't be
home to late. She goes out and has, it has fun. So what does that supposed to mean? She
goes out and has, has fun. What like me and mom don't have going to have fun? She's
not exactly that. You guys don't, you go, you go in and watch TV and then you fall asleep.
I go, what is she doing?
That's so fun.
It's all, you got to understand something.
There's nothing more fun than that at 50.
So you, it's all like, I thought, yeah, I found out that
I'm also not even funding now either.
Wow.
They'll learn that so, going out in 40 years.
They'll figure it out for themselves. Come to your grave in Apology.
When you're 90, they'll be like,
I get it, you're like, and then just drop dead.
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