Tell Em Steve-Dave - #380:The Declan Cut Sucks

Episode Date: July 14, 2018

Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife

Time Steve Dave presents An African woman with a girl version of the assassin and a male kind with kind eyes with a fanica and behind her It weeks up to say a decling cut sucks The Darkling Cut sucks.

The Darkling Cut sucks. Hello and welcome to Overkill. Very spooky. Tell him Steve Dave. I thought I had a good one this week. You guys kind of threw this to me the last second. So I mean, I could talk about the Prussian Kissing Devil. A little bit more.

Well, I thought that I thought you were just here to debunk from now on. You don't even bring anything to the table aside from cynicism. Okay, that I can do. That I'm great at. And then I got an email or a text last night from Walt. With some. Thank you as well? Yeah, some with some disturbing footage that I was surprised the men in black are not here right now

I didn't I haven't had a chance to watch it. Is it really just reviews? Well, let's do what mean well first. We got to talk about a couple other things. Yeah, yeah, just spooky stuff about a couple other things. Yeah, yeah, just spooky stuff. No, not really super spooky. It's the podcast awards. Remember the first podcast awards we did with a dude like in his basement, who was pissy that I didn't call in, but he never gave me a number. Yeah, we're going to be nominated again. That's a fact. Yeah, if they're listening to be nominated again. That's a fact. Yeah. If the listeners want to do it, you go to podcastawards.com.

We have one in a word in a while. I thought you might be into this. Okay. Podcastawards.com. You sign up and register under listener nominations. Vote for Tel Aviv Dave under two categories. Oh. Number one comedy.

And number two would be people's choice awards. You get one vote in each category. So be sure to vote for TSD under both comedy and people's choice categories. Number one comedy and number two would be people's choice awards. You get one vote in each category so be sure to vote for TSD under both comedy and people's choice categories. Listener nominations are open until July 31st. All right. So a lot of time. So not a lot of time. So people are going to have to really get in there and make a difference. And if you have any questions, do not ask me. Nina, Nina Rad is organizing this. And Twitter, she is at Nina underscore rad zero zero. And she will answer any questions you have. That's it for the awards.

Let's win an award, boys. Let's do it. Let's win two. Yeah, let's win two awards. Let's, oh, if we could sweep them. Let's sweep the, let's win an award boys let's do it too let's win two awards let's let's oh if we could sweep them sweep the spookiest if we submit overkill oh that's right it's a separate no it's a podcast I guess kind of uh also thank you to all the patreon people because seriously holy shit you guys have an updated music. Are we good? It's going pretty well. I'd say right, well, we have, do you want it up to the moment?

Up to the moment. What's exactly how many? Feeling the love? Patreons. Yeah. Good man. Feeling loved, yeah, it's nice. I feel like people are, they like it.

They're having a good time with it. They feel like it's worth it. We've been, we've been providing them. I mean, I know we've really been trying to get a ton of material out to them. I'm good. Listen to this. I like it. 5,310 patrons. Wow. And we're going for, uh, who is it? Well, Chapo trap house. That's the number one. Looks like that's the number one podcast in the world. I guess it is.

But we, we get over, we get six figured downloads a week. And out of that, five thousand. Yeah. Yeah. The rest is just like all right guys I don't blame him I'm not I'm not holding members responsible It's something we've done wrong to only inspire a scant 5% of our audience to care about. Extra stuff. Feel like enough already. Can we pay you to stop?

Yeah. It's our jobs to make the 95% of the ones who aren't, to make them feel like they are missing out on something they can't live it out. Well, there are. I think there's 39 episodes up there. And now 39 bonus episodes episodes you have pinball twins comic and Bible

Little backstory about the pinball twins in case you're wondering I still comic I didn't read the Bible. This is any of the Bible I didn't say to the Bible because I was like it's it might be a little too long You might not read it. I want to read it. You did it's yeah, yeah, you learn through the the pinball twins Bible Why they are the way they okay You get a little backstory to their parents They're wise. Yeah, yeah, all the clubman problems that they've encountered along. I want to say, please sound into me Chapo trap house yet 22,724 who's that that's the Chapo trap house

What is that? It's like a it's a political podcast and they only have one of them are going to be that the only one level it's it's five dollars you think you think you have to go political to get to the numbers i think trump sucks we just want to it's just that i think that uh... yeah i think that uh... yeah i think there are people just addicted to the fucking

to the noise to the to the to the, to the, to the din. Yeah, the nice word. Yeah, they just need to hear it all the time. I need to feel better about themselves. All right. So they can look across the other side of the spectrum, the political spectrum and look down on them. So you don't think there's a chance that a podcast just built on on greed and cynicism can never could never touch a political podcast not in today's age five years ago this we would

it we would have had chappos chappos crap house fucking a hundred percent really maybe maybe in another ten years maybe if it swings the other way you think America's ever gonna go well this is the world too so you think the world is ever gonna swing back the other way where it's not so vital to people's lives the political spectrum I think you're right too I think people just a little get burned out of careings too much well I'm way already other I'm burned on get burned. I'm going to burn it. Burn that on carrying it all. I think I'm going to think of that. Yeah. Because it never was this like a growing up. I don't remember anybody carrying this

much that they're like this emotionally attached to one cause of the other. At one side or the other, it's like, but are they like because when you run into people in real life, at least me, I don't, it doesn't seem like people are this worked up about it other it's like but are they like because when you run into people in real life at least me I don't it doesn't seem like people are this worked up about it it's like I'm just look on social media that's where people are worked up somebody tweeted me today and Because some fucking you know the band we want to steal Panther still Panther some sort of effect for the guitars It was called like pussy melter or something and somebody got offended and then the corporation immediately Change the name or took it down or whatever wait somebody got mad at somebody got mad at a band that parodies

80s metal which was known for the indulgence and The point of the band is to be that way. I know they don't get it and then this band Pussy I mean this company pussy down and took the thing down. I don't understand. You're not explaining it properly. Yeah, it took one thing down.

Took one thing down. The guitar effects box that was called the pussy meltter. Like you know how like a wawa pedal or like, I'm named it that. I guess the company did. All right, so I have to do some. There's also like a screw. Oh, it was like a branded thing with seal panther.

Right. Yeah, there was like a screw to melt or something. Yeah, with seal panther. Right. And there was like a scrotum melt or something. Yeah. The, um, it's like, let me see if I can find it. I mean, you know what's, like, it's just, it's unfurling, I mean, it's, like, horror movies, people are gonna be like, well, that you can't, like, that's still panther,

that's the reason they exist is to, uh, uh, uh, parody. Well, they're not changing anything. Still panther, it's okay. People, why get why getting business with still pan that if you're concerned about people's response to it that's insane that I think that's the that's the issue really is that it's it's not all the little pussy's who are upset about shit it's these corporations that bend to the will of a couple of pussy's who are like we don't like pussy malter and it's like, no pussy meltzer for anyone. Yeah, it's weird man.

I don't get it. Like that one fucking person that was like, I don't like pussy meltzer. So nobody can enjoy pussy meltzer. Nobody. It's not even an option for us anymore. I love it. It's like, but at the end it a day, it's really effective. It doesn't affect you on a direct person

a level, but it's the overall like, okay, now it's this and then it's going to be that and then it will eventually be something that affects you directly. Let me know when that happens. Yeah. Let me know when it happens where it's affected you directly. It will not affect me directly. Yeah. I don't think so either. What, still pan through stuff or just in general. In just in general.

I look, I look at it all the time. You don't say things you want to say. It affects you because you're... It affects me in a good way, though. No, it doesn't. So you're not being in yourself. You're not saying the things you really want to say because some little bitch is like,

oh, if Walt Flanagan says something I don't like, I'm going to fucking go ballistic. Like we're supposed to care about everyone's feelings in the fan. I don't think so. I don't know. I don't know. I don't feel it. What are you gonna do?

Feel it. Keep on keep it on. It's just more distractions, I'll for you, though. For me? Yeah, I think this is just like, you're not alone. Like I said, you're right in the mix with all these people. You're just like the other side Yeah, I'm not unique at all in any way shape

You guys just focus in on them on these On the forest But you don't see the trees Okay, I mean somebody tweeted it to me I would have never been on my radar unless somebody was like what do you think about this? Well, you don't have but you don't answer everything no This one got you and it this? Well, you don't have, but you don't answer everything, no? No, of course not. No, I answered some questions. No, this one got you and it, this one made...

Sure, it's, yeah, because it's annoying, because corporations really are influencing, like they're influencing the way the world is going more than individuals, probably, right? Like Starbucks. Starbucks just changed their, they're, they're strong. I'm okay with, I'm okay with an adult sippy cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm okay with an adult zippy cups. Yeah.

I'm okay with an adult zippy cup. I don't mind that. I'm carrying around a straw all the time. I'm not going to do it. They also took some shit though. Um, let's see. I've heard this today. Starbucks took a little bit of shit for, they don't care.

No, I think, as long as they're on the right side of... They're not on the right side. They were on the wrong side. There was a guy who went in and he was a stutterer. And I guess he said his name was Sam, like, Sam. And so they put three S's in the front of his name. He was fired after being accused of mocking a customer stutter to his face and then writing it on his coffee cup. So they were on the right and they fired the insensitive employee. Right, I don't like to see my son see me fail the 25 year old man said who did the mom did not want to be identified.

Well, shit. I feel like a failure to my kids because of this. Yeah, you should. You should more. I think the Starbucks fall on the wrong side. They fell on the right side. No, I think they fell on the right side, but that doesn't matter. People, they're still under fire because, and it doesn't matter that they find, it doesn't matter.

It's not enough. I don't know what the fuck else they want. I don't know. Nothing's gonna happen to Starbucks. No, I don't know. After they were, after they're like, hey, you can come on in and don't worry about buying anything. Most people, like, shut a bunch of, shut of shut a bunch of stork price plummeted.

What's the mostest place that sells coffee? Oh it's Starbucks, finally a coffee. Right if I can make my way through this homeless encampment I'll get a cup of coffee. That's on Starbucks. Yeah, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care about that. I don't care about anything.

You're going to care about this, Cookie. Yeah this is a bad overgirls above. Maybe you care about something. Oh we always talk about regular stuff before we get down to the fucking Nitty-gritty of what's fucking? Yeah, let's do a spectrum. What was your story? My story? You want to hear first? Yeah. So brought something that I think you're gonna like. I know I don't normally. This is a story out of Cottonmouth, Belfau, Ohio. Idaho, sorry. This is a story out of Cottonmouth, Bulefo, Ohio, Idaho, sorry.

On May 8, 2011, an Amber alert was issued for Maddie LaPore 8 at 342. When it was discovered, she hadn't attended school that day. So she's missing. Well, what was she hanging there? She's eight Rachel LaPore Maddie's mother in a civil servant employed by the small town of Cottonmouth. Bulef initially suggested that Maddie's non-castodial father, with whom Mrs. Lapur had just been going through an acrimony's divorce, may have abducted the child. Thardy's made contact with her, I'm sorry, a Thardy's made contact with him, and was established that he had been on a business trip on the East Coast and was ruled out as a person of interest.

Rachel Lapur, the mother, stated that she had walked Maddie to the bus stop at 7.15 and she did every morning. This is verified by the bus driver and several children. Okay, upon the FBI analyzing footage from the school security cameras, it appeared that Maddie never left the bus. Theories as to the child possibly exiting from the back of the bus, even crawling from a window opposite the view of the school security camera, were dismissed upon additional review of surveillance tape provided by Jim, bank savings, and loan, and Leibov's a local convenience store.

As no system was in place at the time to advise parents of absentee students, Maddie wasn't noticed as missing until the end of the school day when she didn't get off the bus. Her sitter and aunt, Sarah Owenslopor, immediately called the school and it was determined that she had an attended that day. In addition to the Ember Alert, over 50 volunteer search local area, many posted her photo on social media sites available at the time, in hopes of making contact with someone who may have seen her. Police also asked Long Hall truckers at the Atomic City truck stop to spread the word

and report any information that may be useful. Nearly 2,000 tips came in, in only 36 hours, until on May 10, 2011, less than 48 hours, after Maddie Luport went missing, a waitress, Barb Townsend, called from the airline diner in Broadmore, North Dakota, made contact with the FBI and stated that she believed the missing girl sitting by herself in the waitress' section was Maddie Lupor, within 20 minutes authorities converged on the small diner and confirmed that it was in fact the child. According to the waitress, when she went out for a cigarette break, when she returned, the girl she recognizes Maddie Lapor was sitting at the

counter, sipping from a cup of coffee left behind by a previous patron. Aside from the cook and another waitress, both of whom were in the kitchen at the time, Maddie arrived. No one else was in the diner and no witnesses saw her or anyone else when she entered. The waitress asked Maddie her name several times, but the girl was uncommunedicative, communicative. Only when she said that she was going to call police to the girl speak, after I called the cops and hung up, I don't know where this little girl started gushing. She said she didn't remember much of anything past getting on the bus, and then after that,

she was in a big room with a lot of bright lights and a bunch of little shapes sort of creeping around. Not people really, but shapes who sounded like they might be crying. The room was so big that she couldn't see any of the walls and she never quite touched the floor kind of like she was floating. Then she said she just wanted to see her dog. She was also in possession of, oh, sorry,

a source with local authorities who spoke under the condition of anonymity stated that Maddie was found in possession of a newspaper, which was dated January 13, 2012. That's important since it's in the future. But what? They found her on May 11th or on May 10th, 2011, but she had a newspaper with her from January 13th, 2012. Okay, so when was this, when did this case happen?

2011. Did you tell us that at the start of? Mm-hmm. It was when you were glazing over and not wanting to listen to me. Oh, was it? I thought it was just you was checking his phone and now you just, you know, you just... No, I can't see him from here. I'm listening.

Yeah, I'm coming up. Wait, it's all right. I don't remember you saying that. This is for you. We got a guy here listening. What do you think, Josh? It's a place in 20. Thank you for listening. Would you like to do a podcast with me?

Okay, I'm listening. I heard everything so far other than that it was the dated. Right. So why are you the type of person that tries to rat me out when you're on the fucking day? Because he's only going after me though. But so what? But what the fuck is you're going to sell me out?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What the fuck? You gave nothing from me out? Right under the bus. Right under the bus. What the fuck? You gave nothing from selling out of your boy, but you couldn't wait to. But that has nothing to do with me. You can't be the guy that's like, what about him? But I'm not the only one, Galisa.

I'm not the only one who doesn't care. He doesn't care either. You can't rat your friends out. He saw it. I know he saw it. He's only attacking me because it's wrong. Look at my body position. I'm looking at my screen like this. I can't saw it. In fact, he's only attacking me because it's wrong. No, look at my body position. I mean, looking at my screen like this,

I can't really see him over my shoulder. Why would you want to be the guy that rides a little friend? And also, it's like how, how like if you have a picture in your house for 10 years and you just don't see that picture anymore, he's constantly texting and shit. So I just don't really see it. I'm staring right at you. Well, through me.

But he is riding me out. really see it. I'm staring right at you. Well through me. All right. Is why are you ranting me out? It makes no sense. Bro's. He might, I, I, I think you're probably gonna like just deflect a little bit of the heat, so it's not all about you. Yeah. Yeah. It's my natural right instinct. All right. Thank you for this guy. There's not that much, I thought he would like this too. I don't like it. I do. I do. All I said was I don't want to get out of here. All right. Thank you for this guy. I thought he would like this too. I do like it.

All I said was I don't remember the recall you telling us that it took place years ago. Yeah, yeah. The one of the quieter accounts of missing child several leading UFOologists claim that the LaPore abduction is a classic case of extraterrestrial activity. Art Bell, broadcaster, and author said

little to no memory of the event on the subsequent downplaying by the government or fairly typical in situations like this. George Noria, broadcaster, a long time advocate of the government releasing documents pertinent to Area 51 and the bute 3, three men who were camping and disappeared without a trace in August of 2005, wrote in a letter to the Atlantic and said, you and me, we could live a hundred lifetimes and the government would never tell us the truth about what's really out there. Maybe they're right.

Picture your next door neighbor knowing for a fact that aliens exist. Most people just aren't mentally equipped to handle that type of information. Could you handle it? Let's put that one on pause. We'll put a pin in that one. It's a tablet for now.

Did you do any other research or just this one about like any other other theories of what like that what really happened or is we just going on this is what really happened. Just going on this is well they don't know what happened. But they say, is there any chances any other more valid reasons than well if you take the bus thing into account where she got on the bus, never got off the bus. I got an explanation for that. Okay, go ahead. She had either changed her clothes on the bus, either she had with her or just another change of clothes or something else.

Nobody would notice that and they could child change her clothes. You don't think a child could have bus and went to the last time you were on a school bus. They could get down low, change your clothes and walk out. Like, sir, walk out, and walk out undetected. And then you would think, like, oh, she, but they never heard off the bus, but she did. She just probably had somebody else to close on. Well, that other person was wearing her clothes. Maybe her clothes are just put in a bag in her gym bag or another person's gym bag But they reviewed the footage. That's a thing they read the FBI reviewed the footage

So they're looking for faces. They're not looking for like what shirt was she wearing? Oh, you think that it like this camera caught everyone's face flush Walking into the school. Yeah, no, no, I'm not saying she ever walked into the school. No, the bus pulled up right in front of the school. That's the way it works is like. So anybody who got off that bus, if they deviated from that path, they would have noticed that. But anybody walking towards the school, they can just look at their faces and be like, okay, that is either them or not. All right. I thought this was bit, you ever seen a footage from a bus? I've seen it wasn't school bus footage. It was from the from the school but there are many times where it's just like you see

You see shit that you're like oh, there. Can you know this guy? It's like oh, that's a guy It's so fuzzy and lary. You're like, I don't know. I guess not Did what footage from the diner? Yeah. No, there was been so many videos on the diner. I feel like the big thing is the newspaper. What the fuck did the newspaper say? Where did it end up?

Like, would it be like a newspaper article? No, no, it's a newspaper article. No, didn't they say she had a newspaper from the future? Yeah. She had, well, yeah. That should be what the whole fucking thing is about. Well, they said, Martin and the fly shit, man.

They said um sorry You can buy that stuff a source with local authorities who spoke under the condition of anonymity stated that she was Newspaper five in New York posts. Sorry, but it was taken by a government agent who was not with the FBI and the source did not see the Newspaper again. I think anyone else mentioned that's all That's all stuff that people have just added on to make this a worthy, a worthy story to get on our bells. You're not buying this. You. Fine I'm bringing in a fucking serial killer killer. No! That's not right. But I mean. What do you think about this though? Well, there's a less, there's a less, there's more. There's more. It just a less little bit. Before publication, Rachel and Medi LaP poor were contacted to contribute to this article,

but calls were not returned. And further investigations showed that they moved shortly after Maddie was recovered, leaving no forwarding address. Their current whereabouts are unknown. And in today's world, it's easy to do that. No, it's not easy to do that. It's a government fucking. Unless it really not looking.

Unless it really not looking. Because they don't really, they really don't want to do a newspaper. Yeah. looking because they don't really they really don't want to to newspaper yeah anybody this is more valuable to be to these websites and this shows that deal in overkill material right better to not rip this off well you're the cynic on here I know, you're the cynic on my gun. I don't want to know what he is to say. Yeah, I mean, this. I thought this had all the homework.

It's a great story. I thought that's what you have to be able to get. If you're going to get in the ring with a story, I take the punches. Okay, I'm just not used to being in the ring. Usually I'm like, I try to like climb over and fall right out when you're like, the story sucks. It's the story's amazing. The story, disregard my glassy eye, disinterest, why you're telling it. It's a good story. It's worthy of being on here, but you can't go unchallenged.

I don't want to go unchallenged. It sounds like you don't want to be challenged. It's fine. It's fine. It's supposed to spur conversation. I'm curious as to your theories. I'm just saying that they checked the security footage as the kids were coming in, so I don't think the changing of clothes. And since there was a possibility. I would say it's, okay, it is totally possible.

How did you end up in North Dakota less than 48 hours later? Probably. It's like 1,000 miles away. Well, I would want to do a little bit more. It's like a thousand miles away. I would want to do a little bit more. That's why I said, did you do any more investigation? What's the girl's name? Hold on. Let me see.

Maybe the parents sold the story. Maybe they drove over there. And maybe now this, maybe there are cooks. Maybe they're mentally ill. And now they're propping the you know, and like, um, to try to make a few bucks on Jerry Springer. Did she go on Jerry Springer? No. Oh, okay. No, you're saying to crop it up. What's the little girl, man? Maddie Lapur, Maddie, and then L.E. P.O. R.E. P.O.

I mean, in this day and age, it's almost impossible to, was just 2011. Yeah. Yeah. How do you spell MADDIE? Yeah. Abduction. Scary. Overkill. Did you look on the dark web for anything? I don't know how to get to the dark web. How do you get there? Do you use, I know a tour? Is that the... I don't know how to do it at all.

Doesn't come up anyway. No matches? No. The government's a god scrubbing this one. No tour. Is that the I don't know how to do it at all. It doesn't come up anyway. No, no matches. No, the government's a god scrubbing this one. Right? You get it then. I was on the tour. L E L E P O R E.

Yeah. Did you write abduction? Yeah. Did you write scary? Did you write time travel? I did not Did you write newspaper time for future newspaper? There's nothing is coming up at all See this is you sure this is just like a short story that was published I'm sorry waste did your time I just wrote it thinking he would like it

What? Yeah, I wrote it thinking he would like it. What? Yeah, I wrote it. It's fake. Did you? Yeah. So now you have to apologize for us blazing over. But what you said you liked all the elements of it.

If it was true, yes. I wanted to put them in there so that you would like my story. And then you didn't even like it. No, I did like it. I told you it was worthy of an overkill story, but if it's a legitimate story that's out there on the internet, right? You're just going to make up stuff. It's a Russian kiss and skull.

You can't, you can't make that shit up. You can't make that shit up. I can I can back him up on that. What are you just talking about? What? People saw documentaries about it, remember? People wrote in a whole fucking legend about it. Yeah. There was a guy whose grandmother was once in possession of it.

Well, isn't he? Will him then? I forget. Will I'm vion? Vann Prussian. No, it was vondable. was on double the last thing was Wilheim wasn't it? Yeah, something like that somebody did right in it was crazy It's a county war provoked That's your passion I don't remember the name, but it was from me.

It's von Hogg something, right? Hogwitz? Yeah. Yeah. Why would you just not do some fun here? You guys have to piss off that skull and hang in there and talk to him. It's possible for what happens. Because I can never find anything good.

Anytime I find something, I'm like, he's not gonna like this. It won't be. You're so defensive. You're immediately, you immediately get like, you're not paying attention, even though I'm staring right at you, listening to the story. Yeah, I wanted you to be like wrapped. I was.

Until I started, I'm even better. And that's why you're, and that's why I was like, why is he so defensive? I started even showing and's why you're and that's why I was like why is he so defensive? I started even showing and he been trying to poke holes and even even even a little bit your life It was afraid that something like was gonna happen have a week. He's like let me look this Oh, no, did you get up? You're but you're the one that texts us last night like hey, let's do an overkill Yeah, yeah, because I wanted to write that

So I wrote it last night. I was like this will be fun. I don't know. I wanted you to believe it If not for what happened to me last night, I would say that's why I was like fuck based on The piss for overkill is that we've been putting out for the audience right I would say Let's retire overkill. Oh my god. I would say that. I youkill oh my god I would say that you know what we're starting to resorting to making up stories I would say it's time to end over I did not make up the question you guys are so defensive I would be defensive again! Oh my lord! I would say it may be time to retire the format.

If not, what happened to me last night and I sent you guys videos, you didn't watch it, which I'm kinda glad. You can be shocked in a maze. well, no, I I own expect that I wish I recorded it. I told sage the other day that She like in her room. I was like I went in to check on you when you were sleeping and I don't want to scare you But there was an alien watching you sleep What She goes, what? She's putting it up a story.

She didn't give a fuck. She claimed that she saw the alien watching me sleep. Not only that, but he climbed in the window and took my pants. I go, how did he look at him? She goes, good. Yeah. Look at him. You're a girlfriend.

It's kind of pale. You sure as you think she was like a great ghost. She's also got those giant eyes and no hair. Like I don't know your girlfriend's kind of pale you sure as you think she was Gray She's also got those giant eyes and no hair Wait a minute you're kidding an alien and she's wearing my pants No, she thought that Mary Beth was at your winter. I said no one's dead. I'm not to you. There's a reference.

No way he's going to go. No, no, no. People are getting better retarded. Is that made up too? Is that a real guy? All right, I had to take a quick ad break. I'm here with 148. and like I've always said, you don't need a 148 IQ to know that Casper is the provider of the most comfortable mattress

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has more Contact with humans than I think the Casper guy who's picking up the mattresses that people don't want Well, I bet you the maytag miss salesman is probably sleeping on a Casper Which you can't blame on I mean some of the mattresses they they offer, like the Wave, which features patent-pending premium support system that mirrors the natural shape of the body. And, but that's not everything that Casper offers. Casper offers a wide variety of other products, like pillows and sheets, to ensure an overall better sleep experience.

And I mean, they're affordable because Casper cuts out the middleman, and they sell directly to you. And they have, like I said, hassle free returns if you're not completely satisfied. It's delivered right to your door in a small like how the heck do they do it? And even me with my 140 and IQ doesn't know how they get that mattress into the box.

And if you're in the USA and Canada, you get free shipping on your cash for mattress. Do you need a testimonial? Get them? I've heard that you constantly tell me stories about how great your Casper mattress is. In fact, you told me when you got back from your cruise, I was like, what did you miss Walt besides Mania? Like the Casper mattress, definitely.

I mean, that's not BS. I really, really miss my Casper mattress on the cruise. I could not wait to get home to lay upon perfection that Casper provides. And what did they go to get this? Well, if they're interested, they can go to Casper, they can get $50 towards selected mattresses by visiting Casper.com slash TESD.

The promo code is TESD, which you need to enter it, check out. It's only applicable to select mattresses. of course terms and conditions apply, but I'm pretty comfortable stating that with my 148 IQ and it's an expert opinion that if listeners purchase a Casper mattress, they will not be disappointed. And if they are, well, they have 100 nights to return to Casper and And if they are, well, they have 100 nights to return to Casper and they'll be done. What? I mean, it's a no-brainer. But let me just to go back to that statement. So anything you weigh in on, no matter what it is, it automatically becomes an expert's opinion.

Pretty much, yeah. I thought so. Yeah? Did you cover everything on there? Where go- where go to go? I'm 99% for yes. Alright, so back to the show. Yes. So Q last night. Yes. Beautiful summer evening. What were you doing last night around 10 pm? 10 pm last night. I was I think coming home from work. Worked that late? To every day. I worked late. Oh my god. I don't get home. Being home before 8 o'clock is an early day for me.

You need to read like... Yeah, mind yourself some cue time. My life sucks, dude. I've been talking about fucking years. My life is horrible. It's fucking horrible. I've never seen someone so successful. So miserable. It's fucking worse, man. It's just worse. I get these texts. This is fucking crazy, man. My mother's like, when are you going to day off? I'm like, how's fucking September? Yeah. Anyway, sorry.

What are you doing at 10 p.m. Brian? Just finishing up writing some bullshit. That I hope would fly. I'm actually operating some bullshit that I hope would fly. Well, I was, I texted my daughter and I said, you want to go get ice cream. So we go outside, we get in the car. She got in the car first and she was waiting for me. So I'm walking out to the car and I look over, out over, towards New York, the river. What's that river called?

Well, that's the river. It's the bay, right? Yeah. And I see this strange light. And I say to my daughter, so I hate to get out of the car and look at this. And we notice it and it's like hovering and shimmering. So at 10 o'clock last night,

where you're coming from work and you were concocting He's been in bullshit, he's been in bullshit stories This will get him to love me, probably not high at all I was having it all Fuck him Alright, first of all, we got the angriol weed I'm just gonna get angry on weed. Gonna write the scariest alien shit you've ever heard. So I'll have no questions, I'm just freak out.

I'll be an internet album. It's gonna be fine. There's no way he's seeing a real UFO right now. That's right, I was having a close encounter of the first kind. I have the videos up that you sent now. Now I've asked for a reference to compile the audio in the video because I... because on my phone kept going out. Okay.

So I... But before we begin the video, though. Mm-hmm. I just want to say... I know it's going to sound weird, though, but... We need to take off our pants. You're right. Alright, you're gonna sound weird. I was not

surprised or like bamboo zled or like stunned or in awe. Okay. Of this encounter because I know it's gonna sound weird But I always knew it was gonna happen. You knew this day was coming I knew this day was going to happen and I wonder if there's any other people out there like that that just know that like I Just knew at some point

Not only would I see UFOs, but I know so now at some point I will probably have Like the contact where I get to talk to them That's the next step. I just I don't know. I just feel like that's always that's just was always gonna Neverly gonna happen. I don't know why but I just felt though. I so now seeing this I was just like while my girls were Freaking out. I was just like my new I knew this with day was coming. I just didn't know what take this long All right. You never had that feeling? How long did you know for that you would eventually?

That was a little kid. I just felt like eventually I'll come in contact with you if I'll see one. And eventually, I also know that I'll probably have some sort of contact where I'm communicating and conferring with alien life. They're asking your advice and shit. I don't know why. I have no idea what you considered that you've been doing that since you hired get a joint here.

You have a fucking paramedic and shit. He splits into two. They still weigh 400 pounds each. He's like that thing. Those two things from the murky lights. Like leaping globbling. Yeah, leaping globbling. Holy shit. Talk about fucking shit people. People be like, what? I wish Sunday Jeff was here. You have to be like, well done. Well done. You've never, I don't know. Have you never felt that in your bones that eventually, I don't know, I've always felt that since a little kid, I am going to see a UFO. No.

I'm going to. No. I've always felt that my life is going to pass without any major upsets happening. Well, I mean, to me, major upsets. Yeah, like, like, if you were alive during like the black plague or if you were alive during like World War II, or you know, things like that.

I mean, monumental earth, changing events. Yeah. Okay, I'm not saying that like, this wasn't like district nine you were hoping for. No, no, okay. I'm not saying that like this wasn't like district nine You were hoping for Like I'm just gonna have a one-on-one with an alien and well, it's pretty earth-shaking Well, it'd be for me right the rest of the world's probably not gonna believe me Well, that's how I feel I mean the rest of the world is having a feel the time

Like man 11 will hopefully be the closest I come to like being around something terrible like that And I'm not in my head. It ain't gonna be terrible. No, it's going to be of course Yeah, no way no way is he like anything will be negative to the point where it affects me like I'm gonna die Probled or yeah, probed. No, I don't think they're, let's be honest. Yeah, if they're coming for me to have contact with me, it's not because I'm super intelligent or super like a specimen, like a physical specimen. So it's gonna be because of something probably mundane.

You happen to be there when they land it? Like what? I don't know. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's just my POV, I think. Sure. And it's just my mind. My mind's like my navigation to white bread.

So wait, so maybe they're listening to Tom Steve Dave and like getting, or they have a they're listening to Tom Steve Dave and like getting Where they have a machine that listens to all communication on earth They just blow up the shared universe podcast studio Oh shit Oh shit! We just got a new couch! I just framed 25 more as a bee in the walking dead cat. I still 25 more to go. At least there's a lot of more wall space.

Mike just took a second mortgage to frame the rest of my bullshit! In my head, though? Mike just took a second mortgage to frame the rest of my bullshit And my head I've come on alien radar long before Tom Steve Dave. Okay, they were aware of me long before I was doing a podcast So I don't think Tom Steve Dave had a factor in but now I'm supposed to share no credit? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Okay, like I've got from, as a little kid, I had no idea that about a podcast or a TSD, right? But in my head, I knew that I would see an alien, and then I would see, first I would see UFOs, then I would see aliens face to face, then I would talk to them, then they would bring me home.

Yeah, home me home. My home. Okay, now what turned you on to aliens as a kid like for me It was close encounters that really got me into it. Oh, you just oh you just had oh it was close encounters So you were kind of like a Benny when it came to aliens had to be a real popular movie. Yeah, yeah I was like what is everyone else like you know alien wise because I'm 10 like, you know, alien-wise, because I'm 10. And that's the beat. Just at that moment, the biggest fucking movie

on the face of the earth. Easily, yeah. Yeah, right? So, so, alien is where on your radar before, close the couch. No, they were, but like, I really got into it after that movie, because I really like the, like, in the desert, like, just a plane being there for no reason.

I love that idea of something just being there for, I think it would bring you that. That doesn't belong. In search of for me. Oh, yeah be that doesn't belong in search of for me Oh, yeah, that's true in search of was probably what made me Aware of aliens and I remember telling my mom like I'm gonna see you if I want a UFO one day mom I know it how she reacts your mom seemed very supportive like she would She'd be like, okay. Yeah, I don't remember. I don't really quite remember what her reaction was.

Your institutionalized for the next three years. But I've never seen, I'm gonna see you, F.O. And it took a long time, but last night, not only did I see you, F.O., but my daughters, both were happy to be out there. I recall my wife was sleeping, I didn't want to wake her. You know, I just like to fly saucer, circling the house. He's like, ah, she might not sit. Are they on a road?

Even fly saucers might not be worthy of waking her up. Guys. I did not want to take chances. Because I just shut the fuck up. I want to get proud beaten in my moment of glory. We're improving to everyone that I'm special, you know, to the aliens anyway. But, um, so I mean, I, I took out my cell phone. I started recording.

And again, no, like none of you got what about you, Josh? You never, there's another guy here and get you wondering that, Josh, you never felt like you you were going to Evident inevitably see you are you a phone your life? Here you add up to the mic nothing you've been podcasting for fucking 600 episodes. You can bring it, you're up. Okay Yeah, when I was younger I did and when did you lose the the the feeling that you know what it's probably not gonna happen? Did you lose it because of frustration or did you just lose it because like well? I'm a man now an adult. I don't When I was a kid sure I thought I might see a UFO

I remember you thought you saw UFO and so did I, but they were satellites. If you spot a satellite, it's fucking really weird, because it's like so much higher than a plane would be, but you can still see it and you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, but you know satellites exist. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, they move real fast and you know they exist. But you were at Sears one time, right? So you were late. Early in the morning, before Sears, I had my 6am shift at Sears. I was in a car. late early in the morning before sears I my 6 a.m. shift at sears I was in a car I was in a car laying down and I thought I saw UFO fly overhead but it paled in comparison with a tractor jet and fucking desert class. So how old were you when you said yourself you know what I've lost that feeling that I'm going to see at UFO?

I don't know. I think as I got older and I learned about how big the universe is and how far away everything is and just how in practical it would be for something to actually travel that distance. I think that's kind of when I lost it. I don't know the exact age, but we drove to upstate New York.

I was like, holy shit. This is taking a long time. So yeah, like, like, I'm close to Alexies. So you discount, you so you, but you're only thinking of it through human technology. It's a very travel logically. Yeah, lateral.

Me lateral, I'm with lateral. I'm with lateral. I'm with laughter. Still that we're going to make it into a shirt. God, that's so funny. I mean, you realize though that if alien technology will allow them to travel distances that we can't even fathom yet. I mean, when you're a kid, did you think you would have a device in your hand that would allow you to speak with the rest of the world? Oh, no. No. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, come on. Did I get a scholarship out of you? I don't know if the fences you get. You come to my table.

Alright, so I mean, you know, I know, I think this all goes back to like, Sarge L18. Everything does. He came on the show and I'm overkill, now available on Patreon for a little price of five bucks. A lot with 38 of I'm proud to start somewhere. But he came in and talked about his experience. And while I don't believe everything he said, I could identify with his feelings of destiny. This was destined to happen to him. And I think it was just like Sarge.

I feel like I knew I would see a UFO. You feel like he was about to claim there's a vortex in his pants. But let's watch the video. Josh you're more than welcome to watch even though you don't believe in aliens anymore. No, another true man. I do believe that aliens out there. Super bright. Oh, see me. I do believe that I'll hands out there. Super bright.

Oh, see anything. You see what I just got? You see how bright you are on account. The cops are just crying all the time. They're here for me. They're so far. Yeah, that's why. By far. That's definitely the bright one.

That's so strange. It looks like he's coming right at our house. I think there's other people on the street now, so you break down a screen. Yeah, it's it's no that's about It's just right there. Yeah, that's as bright as it goes At this point we're probably watching for an hour and my older daughter has now come out to join me in my younger door Oh, where is it? It's your older daughter is over the over the you've I don't know if you've seen I don't know if you've Been to my house and seen it but it has like a lot of weeds Across the street. Yeah, yeah, if you look out over that way

You'll eventually you can see New York too and how far away would you hypothesize this I like that Scientific how far I hypothesize that I couldn't even begin to tell you I don't know I actually actually got in the car at a certain point and drove as far To the coast as we could okay, so it was still over the water Yeah, you literally live right across the street from the coast. Did you drive into the water? Um, I could not tell you how like how far away they were. I could not tell you anything. I could tell you what they look like. I know can we post this video anywhere right? Sure. Later on, but I could tell you they look like to me like a shoe, a horseshoe. Okay. They look horseshoe shaped

and they would pulsate red and white and then at times I would see them and look so big although you won't be able to see it on this video. The human eye, it looked far different. How many were there? At a certain point, at one point we all, me and my daughter at least should count it to how many were in the sky. There were 12. And okay, wait and there was no news reports of this. There's no anything As far as I know like I said you could hear me say Yeah Has this only happened less than 12 hours ago, so I'm not sure if the news does take a long time for it right but so we will

I know board things I heard people talking on our street and I'm like okay So the rest of the street starting to notice what's going on even though it's kind of late now it's like 11 o'clock It's like fucking maple street. Yeah, I know Walt's car's in the fucking bog. So I say where the neighbors like, well, look at those lights. Well, I heard, I heard murmuring of people talking. I thought I heard someone say, look at that. So I walk down to, even though I don't, I don't talk to anyone neighbors.

Ever since even even the dog, even the neighbor I rescued his dog. You're not speaking terms. I say hello. I nod. Didn't you get your Christmas present or something? The every year he does, but we still don't talk. So I walked down to where these neighbors were talking in their yard. And as we approached the yard me and my daughter, we could we were listening to their conversation. They were talking about like pants and clothing. They had no idea what was going on even about their heads. Right. So it was like laterals. Let let them sleep, their fucking sleepwalking.

Yeah, like you and bro. They're all idiots, Alicia. All of them except for me. It's my time to shine. You made a video on it. All right, let's see this. Is it loud? Get a can't do the lens.

There we go. I mean, you're understanding how, well, I'm just single. It looks like a flashlight on a wall kind of. It is a weird fucking motion though, right? It's like going in circles. I got it. I got it. I got it.

Oh, man. This one is just going to make us rich. Okay, now I get it. This is the problem I have so far. Okay, I want to hear your problem. All it is, and I'm it. He's a problem I have so far. Okay, I want to hear your problem. All it is, and I'm assuming this will change. Not like right. All it is is a black screen with a white dot in front of it.

There's no context. We will eventually see the beach and stuff like that. There's no scale. You'll eventually see scale. Okay, great. That's what I need to say. Well, on my mother's life, I would never come to the table with a fictitious story for overkill. Yeah, I mean either. I'm mother's life.

This is legit shit. Okay. All right. Let's just weird that you're counting money Oh, I can stop for a second As a man who cherishes nothing more than money You see in alien you were the first thing you would think about is like chitching I think that every time I see anything We're going to show in LA you would not believe the grilling for the fish that I Like Reagan Nichols like it's like a sponge

Dude that's because you're fucking you a main fucking partner shows up in the opening of malls for free All right, you're cuz I did say to me. I was like he was like well how much we make it I'm like I don't know I'm just so excited to do what I forgot to do Because you want to do a show something oh my yeah, it sounds fun how much I didn't even know Can't fuck this be booked this way to go ready. It even fucking that whole I'm like well don't you value your time at all. I think we both know the answer to that All right, okay, so I Know it may sound based to think that, you know, maybe hopefully aliens aren't listening to this either, but it may sound based that one of my first

thoughts was to be like, well, I may become famous and rich from this footage, but I would be lying if I didn't, well, you could hear me. Yeah. I'm lying if I said I didn't say that. No, I understand. It is, I'm just surprised it was one of your first reactions. Also, through this podcast and the TV show, you've had countless opportunities to become more famous. And you're like, I choose not to exercise that. I just want to... You want to be famous for something?

Yeah, like, I just get paid all over my mouth. I'm proud of... You see it? I don't leave off my resume. I just want to get paid on a proud of I don't leave off my I just want to get paid whenever CNN shows this footage right okay And then it has my name on like credit it by like you know my footage the first thing I would do Would be to rip it from YouTube and put it under my name Okay I have to count I have to admit that I definitely thought money would make it possibly come with this

footage. Okay. Did your girls agree or disagree? Were they in it for the purity? They were scared that like, you know, that like the government- How do we get too rich? We forget our roots They were afraid that the government would come and want it and call take half of it they will

Welcome to America pal Put it in half the money. Yeah. Oh no, it's probably legal to get out come They'll take half of it and give it to everybody else. It's great. Yeah, they were fair sounds great Get in the home of fucking 10 o'clock at night on a good good day 14 hour day. Let's fucking take that shit and give it out They don't want to work They just they want it universal universe love you thing Is the fucking overkill the United States is a fucking democracy with Cavalos, and this is the fucking, this is the thing that could be disproven in two seconds. Anyway, so let me answer your question.

Yeah. So, you're holding the, this, because what's happening to everybody listening is, is a bright, white disc, as far as I get to shoot. Horshope. And, but it's moving erratically around the screen. That's not you moving the camera, right? It is because my daughter told me that I was shaking like a leaf in New Jersey.

Okay. And so that was me and my inability to like keep it calm, keep my shit together. So the object is because you were so freaked out or you were trying to remain calm for them. So it didn't freak them out. But like literally I was I was like So I don't have a sense of what the object is doing is it hovering in one spot or is it going to move and

You're gonna see some hopefully if Declan got all the right footage and combined it all What am I a fuck up to? Do I let you down consistently? Does that what you're trying to say? I don't know I didn't get the five days to process a podcast I have not seen this this the deck one cut. I have not seen this footage. Hopefully he put all the good footage Okay, took out all the dead dead spot spot. Right. All the dead. He could have taken out the fucking green.

Green. Why now is why do you think he should have? Because I, I, I, I would appreciate it. Like I would definitely appreciate your point of view at that. I would take that out now. We would cut this out. I would take that out. Why the money part? Yeah, because like it shows that you have a motive for revealing the footage That's not just purely But doesn't also show real react human reaction. You have a right away

You're giving doubt or something to latch on to right away. They're like, oh, well, he's doing it from money So they want to disprove it out of it. Yeah, so if you're saying like hey everyone But don't you see my point of view like I think that's just a normal reaction of people who get something, who capture something on that's going to change the world. I think though if people were in the moment, witnessing something that was going to change the world legitimately, the first thing wouldn't be like,

I'm going to make some duckets off this. Yeah, I like to start voicing everything that you're thinking. I just, I'm not touting you since 70. You're in a total monologue. You're like, alright, alright. You would think that in the first less than a minute of the video, the focus would still be on what is that?

Girls, order a hot tub. Get a cold, Jane Fusox. I Thought for what you had a dog size hot One for Cooper I Definitely I to me. Now I definitely, I admire your thoughts and I have to respectfully disagree that I think it shows what he loves. I would say it shows like real human reaction, not every human is going to react the same way. I don't know, there's so many people out there to be like, I'm going to get paid for this. No, I would way. I don't know, there's so many people out there to be like, I'm gonna get paid for this.

No, I would too. I would just... I think they would respect some people would respect that. Okay. The real is... The hustle. Well, or just the raw, real emotion that I was showing. I thought about my story that I wrote.

But I think that the thing is, I think that they would respect the emotion more if you were in awe and not comprehending what you saw. It's somewhat. I think that you're, I get what you're saying, but that is a valid point that it just gives people, like it gives people an extra reason to try to debunk it. Rather than there's going to be so many debunkers. Was get him a debunker? And fucking 148 in his wisdom fucking immediately was

was telling me what it was because he's seen one at the at the racetrack you know he wasn't there well it is horseshoes shaped you said yeah his his know it all tone yeah he really shouldn't have said it to fuck at 11.01 when I walk in Like immediately try to bullshit It's a it's a crane or some sort of helicopter thing that over the water 12 helicopters. I think you'd probably hear him right? Well, you're gonna hear some you're gonna hear some noise on this All right, we that you don't hear unless it's over our heads.

Otherwise, it's completely silent. Mostly conversations about pants and shirts. No, just really quickly, the camera's dipping down a little and in the horizon, you can see houses on the other side of that sort of thing. Yeah, there's like, they're like restaurants and I think it's like a shit factory that like processes waste Right really? Yeah, I think there's one over there I fucking would love to live next to a shit factory in your neighborhood Crook and ass fucking house shit fall apart my fucking deck the boards are just like popping up the non-stop The screws that they use for the deck are like that long

Every single thing that they could have cut a corner on It's unbelievable. I mean do you bring this up to your landlord? They're gonna be like yes, even check and see how much money he's getting for a live show Well, I guess it's probably my fault It's interesting that the girl it kept their attention It does look pulsating you can't see the color same way it will yeah so we are why would it do that because it wants to get right above us you can see it like a thing you could at the floor

it looks very like herkyed can't see the other ones yeah you will she's scared right there here's like I'm out I'm out I'm out she doesn't want to be sure she wants to go in how she's so terrified. Well, this has appeared. What was that? That's how long it is?

No. Okay, this is where I drove. Okay, so you drove to the hell is this this is. I don't know what I can't remember what it was. I drove as far as I could. It was like 12 hours ago. It was dark. It never goes over. It was just memory. It was this way.

So relative to where you live, this was on the other side. This is on as close to the bay as possible. That's why Alicia's out. She's like, this shit out smells. This is actually this takes place before the footage we just saw. I will say this too. We want to get ice cream, we actually did go get ice cream.

We could watch from where the ice cream parlor was. We could see them, and I don't know if they were following us or they just happened to be, but nobody would notice them. Like, if you saw them at the ice cream parlor, you would just assume there were planes. But since we had seen them close to my house, we knew they were in planes.

This footage looks interesting. It looks almost like like a government blockade like you would drive to the urchin and we from somewhere and the government set up a blockade i don't know if this is we just got back to my screen we were able to see these flying things even as we were getting ice cream i don't know if they're following us

why is it so herky jerky? I'm terrified, Q. No, no, no. I mean, the video is like stopping, like juttering. I think it's Brian's connection, web connection. Oh, oh, it's my computer. And I think it's your fucking web connection since this is the store. I never have this problem, though. You know, I'm screaming it from, because it wouldn't download.

I want to document this. What's today's date, guys? Well, I'm I'm screaming it from because it wouldn't download Green screen I don't even know what's going on. Oh shit. Oh shit. Did you see that green screen? Happened that just happened well, I was when I was outside that just happened Like everything turned green everything. I thought it was my phone going dead And maybe it was interference, but those are planes lined up for landing a newer airport Where Jeff came in where do you see planes did the three in a row with a boom? They're not planes watch because they're gonna move. That's what planes do They're hovering though. How would he know? He's been on a plane since 95. The first kind since we haven't made any contact.

What's that? It's not like someone's talking. Yeah, I don't feel like that. You look at him like you're talking. But you said go look like you're sitting here. So he's talking. Oh my god, he is a pussy. Now up there, he is a pussy.

Up there, that's the light. Okay, you see the second one now. It almost looks like a spotlight, doesn't it? Yeah. It might be fireworks. Yeah, red and white as this looks like weight on my monitor Maybe fireworks Again You're giving them every single thing that like they're like wow he deserved it up to us He wants money. He wants it to go viral. How do you go viral? They're like oh well it's very simple. 2018. Are these not the things that people think about when they get when they capture raw footage?

Of bullshit though. But aliens, you're like fat chicks buying all the cupcakes. Who's controlling your social media right now? Yeah. You telling me you don't think that is like a natural reaction to capturing something amazing on Yeah. You're telling me you don't think that is a natural reaction to capturing something amazing on video. They're like, well, how do we make it go viral? Yeah. I am saying that. And in the moment where it's like quick,

Google had to make something go viral. And it's like, you're still recording it. Well, I knew I had something spectacular. I knew that it was going to happen, even if I didn't want it to. It's going to be. Against your will. I think that it was going to happen, even if I didn't want it to. It's going to be a good deal. Against your will. I think your video is going viral. Wow. There's a little bit more, right? Just post it and like, what's that?

Somebody swatted us. That was just a black screen. Now do any of your daughters have footage on their phone? There's like all the lines. I would like to see that footage. Why? Because I assume they know how to handle a camera right in here. It's on the fucking, like 90% of the ground. I'm it's on the ground.

Yeah. Look at that one. It's like, that's a plane, does. It's like large's a plane does It's like large throw it to footage large chunks of it. I don't even point it at anything Yeah, we just want a black screen for a good 10 seconds now. That's the sky But there's nothing in it right because but it's it's not picking up every single one for some reason It's not picking up all of them. It's a way picking up. The human eye sees more than my camera. Let it play a little bit more. It's a gen 2 iPhone. That's 1.3 megapixels. How it's the banister of his house? I can support.

What is that? How do we make this shit go viral? Since you move it so much, it just doesn't stay in focus. It's like, the green screen came back. It looks like a general preview for approval audiences. I'm trying to find them. They might be on the ground. That was not blinking though.

It's just moving very slowly. Okay, now we see it. Okay. And it's blinking. Why do you feel that's not a plane? Because it didn't move for a good minute to two minutes. It just stayed stationary. Also how it's moving now is not.

Well, I think that's what I'm saying. I think that's what should he can't work Yeah, he could definitely see it it does look like a plane like that flashing, but the movement doesn't look like it. Yeah, kind of hard to see. Now, what made you how like was it still going even after you recorded the footage? Well, what's this? This is better, but I don't know what the fuck. The back one cuts sucks. The government Okay

Now you believe look at that Yeah, that that that is better than that. I don't know why Dachling chose to go with the worst footage because whatever we're looking at now is relatively steady and definitely flickering in an odd way and his way brighter than a plane would be. Right. Yes, that is for sure. But one of the theories was that it could be a drone, you're saying, because it's right next to Earl Naval Base. So something in that airspace would definitely be flag, right? Yeah. But 12 of them went once and they were all doing this gigantic perimeter. They would just go through like almost like a the same rotation. At one point, six of them in a straight line across the bay. You sure you weren't at a Blue Angels show. you what is your theory on you feel that these are these are your folks look at that right there

Look at we can really see it right there. It's not a plane All right, you can see that Yeah Okay, what are those those that's the ground. That's the city. That's the UFO. Well, I'm interested to see what I read at home, things. What are they going to be? They're going to be there.

What either was I? So what do you think after watching the video? Well, I wasn't there. I know, but after watching the videos, what is your... Yeah. Well, you know I couldn't get my, you know my girls. Would, would, would, would, Caitlin come out at 11 o'clock at night and be like,

and be scared? The only reason she would come out would be to be like like you're fucking retarded This is bullshit. Why am I out here? Yeah, so yeah, I believe that the Caitlin being like being scared and hanging in and being like this is crazy Yeah, I believe yeah Well, I could believe that too. Yeah, but now the where you three and agreement on what you Did it be a no idea what it was? You know, I didn't want to say it was aliens because I don't want to scare them. But it's aliens. They're not aware of aliens. I didn't want them to like go have to

try to go to sleep that night. No. No. So you don't tell the aliens are watching through the window. No. No. And they're probably going to be wearing my pants while they're watching. No. This is the kid I'm supposed to explain a period to. Now, how long did you guys talk about it afterwards? Did you tell them that I always knew one day? No, I didn't tell them that stuff. I told my oldest daughter started a summer job a summer job, the day, the day before

on Monday. This happened on Tuesday. I sold her, do not talk about this at the job. Don't mention that you saw anything last night and let somebody say they saw it, then you could say you saw it, but don't be the first one that says you saw it. I don't want to put it in. I do not want to be a pioneer, be a follower like Michael Brigh. I'm.

Every time you bow to a close encounter. I'm capable of handling the, the, the, the shit that's going to come my way. What if I could hear it by the fucking shaking it's in your voice? Protect me girls. Who was that? I don't want to look anymore. I'm looking at my, we have a nice deck, don't we? What's on the radio?

But she's not mature enough to handle that people are gonna call me, call her a crack pot. I don't bring it on. I don't care if they call me a crack pot. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to expose them to them. No, no. Wow.

Okay, so what time is this last night? Between 10. And okay, I know what time it finally stopped. I was gonna say, did you guys walk away from it? We finally walked away from it. She had to get up early for work. Fuck you, you have folks. And I had to get some work done for Metro.

And I said, I can't keep watching. It's just doing the same thing over and over again. My daughter's like, we can't go to bed. We can't. And I'm like, all right, we'll go inside, at least watch it from your room, then. And finally, around 1 o'clock, my Alicia text to me and inside, at least watch it from your rooms and finally around one o'clock my Alicia text to me and said it's gone, they stopped.

So from I noticed that at 10 and it was done by one. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. You thought that there's a question about my story, I've answered. You feel there were aliens. I feel they were, I feel this was the moment that I've been, that has been building since I was a child. Yet somehow you're still able to be like, I gotta go inside and get some work done on a common book instead of staying out there glued to the fucking skies to see what was

gonna happen. Because you said you thought you would eventually have a, was kind of the third kind, so this could have been the moment. And but I gotta be me because that's why they're coming after me. Okay. I have to still remain true. I, I, I seen it. If they're, if they're going to come, if they're going to contact me, now they got to come to go a little bit further than that. I mean, I stayed out there for over an hour.

So you've been served myself up to all of you? So you're playing hard to get with the fucking aliens. Keep being coy. I'm gonna, I'm't really understand. He's being coy. I'm gonna answer with you. That's if they give... If that's why they're coming for me, it's because of that's how that's who I am. That's why they're seeking me.

Because that's gotta be the only reason why. It's not like I said, it's not because I'm super smart. It's not because I'm some sort of physical specimen. It's because of my POV, the way not because I'm some sort of physical specimen. It's because of my POV, the way I act, the way I think. You're reluctant to engage in anything, though. Is it a coincidence that I'm a white male, that I have an incredibly limited palette, I have an incredibly limited, I mean, mundane is on the definition

of mundane and dictionary, right? So, the aliens are like, let's study this boring fuck. Like, I don't understand. I don't know what your point is. Why? Because I think a lifetime of mundane existence can only handle what's probably going to happen when I come meet them. So, that's counterintuitive though.

So somebody who's like done it all, every sex position, every drug, every this, every that, they like aliens would be like fucking alright. That's what I fucking need. It's a fucking alien. Right. It's different because they lived this life. Now they won't be able to handle. If you lived too much of a crazy existence, you now they won't be able to handle too much of

a crazy existence. You're not going to be able to handle something on this level. That's how I theorize why. You're not going to be able to handle the unknown if all you did was chase every aspect of what's out there. Whereas if everything is unknown, then you use to it somehow you're better suited. But you know, it agrees with that article that I found. I never couldn't handle this shit for the most part. Wow. I just think that that like if I don't remain exactly how I should act. I will not make contact in that one eventually, because I should act how I would act. Even an alien doesn't impress me

enough to stay out there for a couple hours. Right, but that's what I'm saying. So if the aliens were like, well, we wanna have first contact with you, but it's gonna, you gotta be a ministerial to him out of his house. You're not gonna go. Yeah.

I won't, right. So if they know, and so they know that going in, then maybe they better look for somebody else. And if that's if they want me to go there. I'm gonna talk about it. Yeah. That's right. I mean, really, if you want to talk to me, then it's on my terms. I'll stall work. I'll say that. I don't know what to say to any of it because a lot of theories They're just how life how I compartmentalize so you would not go to Minnesota to meet an alien I always say compartmentalize that's howamentalize. That's how I deal with what I was faced with last night. I'm not going to change.

Turning your back on it. Oh, fuck it. We're going to be rich. What do I want to be? I never go on to go viral bitches. Why, you would have stayed out till it disappeared? I mean, if I thought there were aliens in the sky, I wouldn't have talked to you. Most likely, you fell for the past at least 40 years,

maybe 45 that aliens would eventually want to talk to you. There's some UFOs you watch them for a bit, and then you're like, maybe next time guys, not a bit. It wasn't like a bit. It was four, two hours. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't like a bit. It was a bit. It was a bit. It was a bit. How was it? Yeah, yeah. But if I thought I saw anything of that caliber, I would stay and watch.

I did. But I just I had other stuff to do. I had other things I had to take care of. Gotta do me. And I can't argue with that. Yeah. I can. And me is stuck in difference. There's no way to argue. It doesn't feel right, but I can't argue with it How it's right, you know, yeah, like everything points to like I shouldn't be able to argue this

But if that if there if I'm to go on the on the Assumption that I'm right. Yeah about all this stuff. Let's do that. Then I cannot change how I operate, or else they're not gonna be interested in me anywhere. I think that's a lesson for life. Really? And other life, too, maybe. The lesson. So, if they want you to come on the,

you won't go on a plane. Do you trust a UFO? I'm going to tell, I will see all right so you're not impressed that I didn't stay out there all night. Well it's not a matter of impression on it it's just curious it's a curious fact. But I will okay then I'm about to blow you away um if they were like... I got on the flank saucer. No no no if they want to be the lead with that. No, no, no, if they want to be the lead with that. It's all like side of his face is very red. I was going to ask about that.

But if they invited me on the saucer or on the horseshoe, I would accept the invitation. I would go on a spaceship with an alien. But if close encounters is true, you're going to come back the same age and your kids will be older than you, right? That'd be interesting. Yeah, I'd say so. That would be a trippy, but I didn't, but like I'm only gone for a minute. Yeah. I'm okay with that.

You come back and they're 60 and you're 50. That's a lot of time to miss. That's a lot of time to miss. That's a lot of time to miss. Yeah, well you're just making this up. This is not how it's going to go down. Oh, sorry. You just throw a shit on there and try to make it. Yeah, I'm just making it to my story.

Turn it on, Maddie Laporte with 75 points you came back. So that is, I mean, what do you think, Josh? Now is somebody who's like these two. Somebody who could get kicked out of the store very easily. What is this somebody you've listened to at home, Steve Dave? Yeah. How religious. Since the first episode.

Oh, so you still keep up to it? Yeah. Every week. Yeah. Yeah. Well, as a long time listener, what do you think of the footage? every week. Yeah. As a long time listener, what do you think of the footage and the theories that were brought out tonight on overkill, not about the fictitious article that Brian wrote? You don't need any, any pondering on that.

I'm what really happened. How to approach this? I don't know what's going on in the book. I don't know what's going on in the book. I don't know what's going on in the book. I don't know what's going on in the book. I don't know what's going on in the book.

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book. I don't know what's going on in the book. I don't know what's going on in the book. I don't know what's going on in the book. I don't know what's going on in the book. I don't know what's going on in the book. take that advice. Just be a fucking yes man. Yeah, from the hours of 11 to six. Yes, that's only where you need to know. If you want to poop poo theories on your time, when I'm not around, go to town, get them.

All right, Josh, go ahead. Okay, so the footage was a little rough because it was really shaky. Okay, I told you why. Yeah, I understand why. I was nervous. That's a humility. So I got to have to put on a brave fate. I told you why yeah, I understand why I was nervous

To put on a brave fate yeah, you have children, right? Yeah, how how well I was Children three two two kids six and three eight sexes Six-year-old boy three-year-old girl, so you have a girl well I can't believe how hateful this table just became boy and girl You know you identify them that way. Yeah, at birth, you need to give them the fucking choice. You know how important it is to show your daughter that daddy's the bravest man on the planet, right? Yeah.

Okay, so you know, I don't. Can you please tell me how to do it? You've got to keep it under control and you've got to keep it light. So I was making a couple jokes. Sure. You're in there light in the levitating, but inside. We're going to go viral.

Haha. Right, girls. But inside, you know, my mind's going well, what if they come down and invite me and the girl see it? I don't know if that's going to traumatize them. Because the girls don't have a plus too. You know, they stay here. That'll be back in 70 years.

So that may be why my arms were a little jumpy. Yeah. Okay, so take that and consideration before you say anything else about the negative especially. Well, like, like, you, I would really be interested to see the girls footage. I would say that's a lot like the footage that's on my phone. Okay. Good footage. The footage, like, deck went in.

Oh, I heard you wanted the good footage. I perjured from the system. I thought you wanted shots of the rally, the ground, and green screens. The green screens. I tell you about middle technology. You're the whole track. Now the green screens happened as I was videotaping as I was recording. I don't know why it happened. They're like just green out. It looks like a quick digitized, like did you almost? Yeah, now I chalked that up to interference from the unidentified objects.

Oh, you think they're trying to like show your bones? Jam, jam my ship. Jam your signal? Yeah. They figured out that technology to jam you for one second. They jammed them up. Yeah. They're really nail that. Yeah.

We got it. We got it for about six minutes. We got it for two seconds. Go ahead Josh. There was actually one really interesting part where the one was hovering and the other one flew right past it very quickly Yeah, that's the money shot and the UFO technology Better originated with UFO

That's a shit that gets you paid It's hard to it's hard to disprove that right That's a shit that gets you paid. That's a shit that gets you paid. That's a shit that gets you paid. That's a shit that gets you paid. It's hard to, it's hard to disprove that, right? Yes. It's going to be almost virtually impossible for, for anybody to be like to explain how that could have been faked, right? Because it was a faked. I mean, it wasn't faked.

I mean, it wasn't faked. It wasn't faked. I mean, it wasn't faked. I mean, it wasn't faked. I mean, it wasn't faked. I mean, it wasn't faked. I mean, it wasn't faked. I mean, it wasn't faked. I mean, it wasn't faked. I mean, it wasn't faked. I, but it was all a stick, though. Yeah, I feel like. Nobody can bend a spoon. Right, I agree. Okay.

At least we got, at least we're agreement on that. Yeah. Hey, I never said they were you opposed. All right, so that was the interesting ask. The one, only one was interesting. That was the most interesting ask back. I mean, some of the other shots where it got clear and the one it was blinking, and you could clearly see see it blinking it did look more like an airplane to me.

I can tell you it was not an airplane. The motion it was going like this. Yeah that may have been me. Oh yeah. be like, just like, like, like, like, hold non to like, hold non to deer sand. The sanity, yeah. That could have tripled. We're not rich yet. Next time, after we saw this footage, are you, are you able to say and that you, can you discount anything I said tonight though? No, good.

All right. Anything else? Wow. I would like to when I got home I'm gonna watch it a little bit. Don't watch the deckline cut. Okay. Well I have the things that you said. The things that you said. Yeah, I'll watch the things that you sent. Yeah, those are really interesting. Okay. Raw footage.

You know what, me life's gonna be abbreviated because all of me sicknesses. And you're not even gonna watch the footage or so hard on. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha My existence has been truncated Yeah, all right. I'm gonna watch it tonight Wow, I mean, I can't wait to hear what the ants think about this I'm sure there'll be some there's some ants out there that are going to be cynical yeah, and Does let me ask the table be throw this out throwing this out at it, because it's important.

Does proof of alien life confirm the existence of God? No, no. Zoom. Why? There's no writer reason. None. That's you that coming, that's right. I thought we were going for another 20 minutes. A zoo, I guess. Q, you and I are going to be in Hollywood. Yeah, we are.

July 22nd at 930 at the improv. Is it Space Monkeys? Space Monkeys actions.. Space monkeys actions. Live space monkeys. Yes. It's been a while, right? It's been so well. The last one was at Rob Bruce's show.

OK, was that a sanctioned? Now it's kind of a pop-up thing we decided to do at the zero hour. Yeah, that will probably never do again. Yeah, probably not. But this is a regular, it was a rough setup. This is, this will be a little bit, we have thrown off the stage because a, a fucking band was, uh, high school band was like, we were promised time.

And Rob Bruce is like, I don't know what to do. So guys, uh, we, they got a blade. Yeah. What can you do? All right. Uh, so yeah, if you are, okay, so if you are, what is this? I'm sorry. There's, what is it?

Say it's a Comic Con. The bulletin. It's after Comic Con, it's in LA. I think it's on, is it on Melrose? The improv, I believe it's on Melrose. If you go to the improv website, Fire Ants and Bullet Ants, Space Monkeys will be live at the Hollywood Improv on July 22nd at 9.30 p.m. Tickets are gonna be available for Fire Ants and Bullet Ants. Space Monkage will be live at the Hollywood Improv on July 22nd at 9.30 pm.

Tickets are gonna be available for Fire Ants and Bullet Ants exclusively for 24 hours and then it's gonna be open to everyone. Okay. So they're gonna get early access to by tickets if you live in LA or the LA area. Okay. Great. And then after that, anyone else?

And we're gonna probably have some special guests I imagine we usually do. I already lined up to a gatto Joe gatto's coming to a gatto That's a get and that was just what that was just the first ass, but yeah, there'll be some fun people We'll get some people there. Yeah, it'll be it'll be a whole thing. It's gonna be a lot It's a beauty of space monkeys man. Anybody can show up. you don't know you don't know it's like the defenders That's right. Is that what the defenders are? They just anybody anybody it comes in and out and no matter who comes in or out it still remains space monkeys. I love it Yeah, it's very good

And space monkeys usually you guys get a lot more raw right? Yeah, that's case. Yeah, guys Frunches and it's pretty raw. Yeah, we use all sorts of terms that are unacceptable. I have been for some time. Yeah, you guys recording it? Uh, yeah, absolutely.

Oh, good. Yeah, so if you're a Patreon person, you'll hear it. You're going to hear it. Don't let that dissuade you from going to the pro. You best of the bee that I've been cheap on is oh, absolutely. Yeah, we might have some visuals who knows. What do you mean? I don't know. Maybe we'll have like a screen behind us. We want to show some pictures. You guys should get a banner. It's just a what? A banner? Yeah, we're going to show you the fucking hour and a half cut of one of the footage. Director's cut. We were like, if they're banter, like a bandos.

We don't even know if we get paid for this. We're gonna go fuck this. I can't be 100% sure that we're not gonna be in the whole after this. We're not gonna be in the whole after this. That'll tell me because I didn't ask. Yeah, so July 26th, do you want to show it Ming too? Do it a show with Ming on what day what's that date? Where that is that is that's down at San Diego? Unfortunately you won't be there you're too busy

You're selling out stadiums pet cone shit. Whoa, what night you do it? It's Thursday Thursday the 19th So is that would that be a space monkey? Since anybody can do it or not a space monkeys has to be Q and I and anybody else. A lot of right. Like, okay. So I think what do you guys call the, the Ming and Brie? This one we call fat man and little boy.

Okay. All right, pretty cool. Like that. It's a little, not literally PC in 2018, but you know, that's the way you roll. Because we're fat and little or because the bombs blow a bunch of Japanese people. Yeah, I would think, no, I think the think the latter. Don't fucking attack us then. You don't want to get

vaporized don't fuck the tech us. I mean it's simple. You're really kind of is. That's on you Japan. I cut the shit. Your fucking shadows won't be etched into cement. You guys act it out. You're really going to get the crick-a-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go This has changed my fucking attitude towards Haiti. Haiti? Yeah. In the Revolutionary War. They got hates that. In the Revolutionary War, because now I've moved on to a book about George Washington, that the British hired Haitian soldiers, and much of their army was Haitian mercenaries that they hired.

And the British, George Washington and the British would operate by rules, kind of rules of war, like genuinely, the Haitians would fucking slaughter and kill everybody in front of each other, so much so that the British would even like, whoa, dudes calm down. But when you see the way they acted back then, it's like they would have a line of people and people just shoot and if you got hit, you're fucked. And then it was the other guy's turn. That to me is insane. I would rather be a Haitian hacking people apart and shit. Yeah but I mean I'm AIDS.

But they were like I don't know if they gave me AIDS. But was that the secret weapon and fucking revolutionary war? No but I'll tell you why. Like let's convince him to fuck some monkeys. Kind of got them into the Haitians. Really? That's a long time ago, Keele. You might want to like... You know this motherfucker can hold a grudge. I got a grudge against the Haitians, man. I don't like it. Anything they can do, maybe like the

President of Haiti makes a public apology to Brian Quinn personally. Yes, then I will forgive. They're not to be the President. He's us to. He's got to, you know, do a little. I want to written. I want to written letter. For you want to make the pop in circumstance. I think we're old one, you know, they. I don't know. It's just a long time ago. I think that, you know, I think that we've already still come up with a little bit of the fucking land from the Indians.

And that was before that. And that wasn't even us. That was the British. Space monkeys people come out and come out and support this. Yeah, you're gonna love it This is what we've been talking about in fucking LA. I want I'm gonna say we we get storming around the stage I don't can't get a word in a glance I'm just like, oh, I'm stage. You can't just duck sound. You hear the alarm go, and it goes up through the fucking back. American does something.

We gotta hear about it from fucking ever. But the Haitians just got a fucking free pass. If you look into slavery, oh my god, like Brazil, like anywhere in Jamaica, I ain't touching slavery. No, it was bad though, like the countries that don't catch shit for like these sugar plantations, like that work in America. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. Oh my god. I mean, look, it's awful way more slaves in America ever had. I didn't, but nobody says anything. Okay. Well, look, until 1776, yeah. Everybody in the United States. Yeah, you should be

I said pull an appolog on it. It's like everybody you can talk about this off-white British citizens. I'll keep this for a second. British citizens Wasn't even America. Oh, we were British. Yeah, we all were British citizens. The British were the ones that came and slaughtered the Indians. The British were the ones that did all that shit

Well, the British are make it up for it now by letting all the migrants move in and outlawing knife. Hey, man That's fine. Let him go for it. I'm just saying that It was the British who did all that fucked up shit. That's all Renaissance My family was in Italy and Ireland. I had nothing to do in any of them who was likely indentured service at that point My name is Paul and this is Tween Y'all. Space Muggation. I W of tech like centuries of human atrocities

With a catch we said most people be like what You make that up or no that was from a movie I can't even fuck Yeah, it's on the tip of my fucking time really I was from a movie, I can't even fuck around with which one. Come on, I'll look it up. It was a fuck. Yeah, it's on the tip of my fucking time, really. It's Pulp, it's Pulp Fiction. Oh, really? Yeah. That's pretty big, Mommy.

It's a bartender. It's a bartender. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pulp Fiction, what's his name as a spruce, and a Willis? This is Paul. This is me, y'all. Yeah. Why won't the the snowflakes just accept that? I just want it.

I just get this between you all. I don't have to break it down anymore. I live in New York City, man. It always fucking breaks liberal. Liberal? Mostly. As long as you're not lecturing. Oh, call it a lecture on Twitter today.

From some guy. Because of the fucking pussy-melter thing. He's like, you know, you're not rock and roll. You're not rebels. You're old white guys. And like nobody cares what you think, basically. Which I accused him of being a sexist, ageist, racist. Can't say old white guy.

Sure, you can say it, but it's a thousand times worse than the N word. That's your official say. That's what he's called. You can't know how. How? How? How?

How? How about a touch? How? How? How? I don't think he's joking. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, What the fuck happened? I don't know if 216 followers was 90,000 less than I Apollo, but she was a fucking UFO shit Yeah, none whatsoever. I'm a stomachache. Oh, god. When you used to become delus, bristle like the prime, they thinn your convictions, lots of We begin spreading both my love and smoke filled The phones have all my yearning Layed out at a back good still

We never talked about good money You never asked about our teeth and left it lonely The fire hit us lonely Fire crept up slowly, beginning my life My prayers for those unholy, couldn't stop your black eyes A naturalist made in heaven, a deal was made in hell And a sacrifice of brothers I lost my own place out We never talked about goodbye

You never asked about heartache And after the lies Never asked about how you did feel after life For all this time you've done a secret boy You're all that someone's wrong Are you done a secret boy Until I find that same ear nd We never talked about good You never asked about our distant answer why For all its fun don't see keep going

Through a mess of the sun For all its fun don't see keep going To the place I'm here Okay, here's another one He's super bright. He's getting brighter. See what I just got here? Like, you can see how bright it is on my camera. Yeah. He's the brightest one we've seen so far. By far. That's definitely the bright one of the brightest. That's so strange.

It looks like he's coming right at our house. To human eye, I think there's other people on the street now starting to notice and they're out watching because it's truly unexplainable. This, some of this guy over here. Okay, now it turned. I definitely think there's people like, what is that?

Oh, it turned. Oh wait, so now it's moving? Yep, it's moving towards the left as it always has. Oh my god, I'm getting unbelievable footage right now. It's crazy. Look at it, Kate, through the lens. I can't. Oh, wait, what is that?

It's going so fast I have to move my arm. Yeah, that was going to be the same thing. I got it now. I got it. Oh man. This is what it's just going to make us rich. Look at this kid. Look at that.

Look at that. Look at it. It's almost like, look at that. It's going through. If you guys can see him, like, look through my monitor. Look at what it's doing. What are we doing? What are we doing?

What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What is one going opposite direction of this one? look at it going through, if you guys could see him, look through my monitor. That's what it's doing. I'm on it. What are we doing? What is one going opposite direction of this one? There's one still over by a tower. There's one moving from the tower. You can see the pulse now. It's red, white, red, white.

It's really crystal clear. But where'd the bright one go? Is that the front? That's the bright one. And so we are wide, and we do that. I don't know. But then once it gets right above us, you can hear it like a play when you couldn't it before.

Oh my god there's three of them. Maybe you couldn't hear it before. Could it hear any noises? Oh my god. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. That's what it is. It's all like a beast. All right, well, we just got back from ice cream. We were able to still see these flying things even as we were getting ice cream. I don't know if they're following us.

Or it's just coincidence. Okay, um, actually... Here, open the window. See now it looks like it's going to be there. Alright, now is you could see, I want to document this. What's today's date, guys? July 9th, July 10th. July 10th. July 10th.

I guess this would be an encounter of the first kind since we haven't made any contact, but what's that? That's not like someone talking. Yeah, I heard people talking too. contact but what's that? It's not like someone talking. Yeah, I heard people talking too. But look, you look at doing my camera date. You look on my clothes to each other. So strange.

Yeah, they're going to pass right in front of each other. Yeah. Just because pass each other, like right next to each other. Yeah, one went behind the other. One's flashing like crazy and the other one's not. That one just looks like a moving star. Now what you can't see on the video is that it's flashing red and white. It just looks like white on on my monitor. There's some other four. How do you make something go viral?

I don't know. How do you make something go viral? What is it? How do you do it? Post it, like... just... Post it and like, who do you? What was that? Looks like see the... Do you see that?

It's pouring in the line? Yeah! That's weird. Let me see if I can like, maybe pick it up. One, two, three, four. You can barely see it, but like... There's like all the line, that's so we're they're all like together over there

it looks like it's a like it's like a like a wheel like a circular wheel and it pulsates red and white one just just passed them fun on the other one. There's gotta be like ten of them up there. And they're just all just circling over like like a ten mile radius. You see one right in the middle? Yeah, you can see it. But that one's up there right there, it's moving fast. Yeah. They keep changing directions.

I don't know if I'm just going to get to the other one. They just change directions so quickly that you can't... You lose track of which one was which, because they all look exactly the same. That one's not blinking though, it's just moving very slowly. No one coming towards us? Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely moving. GetSmartTast.com