Tell Em Steve-Dave - #382: The Podcast That Cared Too Much

Episode Date: August 7, 2018

Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost

You rub my nose in it. Right, like a bad puppy. Good work, you. I texted it and I said hey guys I've secured a room for privacy. So what does Q have on you? Your kissing his balls like this? You're like I'm sorry Mr. Quinn to upset you with those texts. My old fish friend over here. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. What time did you get in today? Today? Today? Today of the recording. I was here at 730.

730. We are right. It's almost we're going into our 12th. Well, 730 to 730, it'd be 12 hours, right? So now we're going into our 13th. Well, no, when you hit the wall flat again. Yeah, is that it? been on stage. Yeah, this is like Jerry Lewis territory. Now we're getting into telephone event. It's already took meth to uh, to that telephone. So Kamikaze pilots and Jerry Lewis. I already took something on up his mouth. That's libelous, right? He's dead. So he was going to see his stare. I just got water. that's all I need.

Would you like, yeah, if you're no Jerry Lewis. He's better than Jerry Lewis. He runs on Laqua. I need meth. I don't know what he took. If anything, I don't know, that was just a joke. That's liable, I said. But also you're helping a group of people

who arguably need it more than a bunch of cripples, right? Who would that be? The Tom Stevens, if people. Oh yeah, yeah. You're here in our 13. You got here for the Volga fondant. I've heard some wonderful, wonderful comments that just really make you humbly. You know, that had a lady come up to me. Like, this should be over by 10.

There's a lady who come up and told me that her and her boyfriend have a they commute to work. And let's say they're in a bad mood and they're starting to fight. They say you know what, it feels like we're going back into a fight. Let's pop on Tom Steve Davie and know what by the time it's over, they don't want to, they don't remember what they're angry about each other for. Really? Yeah. Wish that worked for us. So it was a particularly bad year.

One that, if you guys were going to address this, nobody gives me an answer if you guys are friends again yet. There was a party that I was going to answer you. And then I was like, I don't think I just want to answer. I'm going to put my walking into here. I went into that. That was a perfect idea.

I really didn't. It just popped in my head when I was saying it. But no know if I'm walking into that. That was a perfect idea that I really didn't, it just popped in my head, but I was saying it. But no, a lady did say that though. She said, it's their medicine. Yeah, that's a medicine they took. You're like too strong, too strong. I wonder if that would work for me. I'm in an argument with a significant other.

And I'm like, hey, you know how we could forget about this. Why don't we just pop on some tell them Steve Dave, one of the fucking choice pods. Let's do a little make and hey, this has been a really bad argument. Yeah, but are you immune to it by this point? I imagine that's the one that's been most down, down, down, down, main line. Oh, make and hey. Yeah. Yeah, maybe one of the lesser ones like say last week

Which yes, we'll be on a more regular schedule now queue people don't like that That it was a little bit between episodes. We were traveling right a little bit of trouble with a week An episode last week. I don't mean we did not know it was a week before Those are your feelings. If that ever happens again, you can give me the files now. I'm an editor now. I edit this all new Sunday, Jeff. You're an editing supervisor. Are you? You're going up against us. No, you're not. You're not going to get nominated because you never turned a fucking violent. God damn it. I don't understand. Wait, so we haven't had an, but as a Patreon episode's gone out.

Yes. Yeah, all that's gone out. Alright, so the shit people paid for has gone out, but the free stuff hasn't. Yeah, and there was an accusation that that's all we care about now, which couldn't be further from us. That's not true. I don't care about that. The other one either. Yeah. If you don't care about anything. Either listen to the guy's voice.

Now I'm only kidding. I do care. But no, I mean, it's not unheard of though. We've missed episodes before. So no, it had nothing to do with it. All right. So I'm back on track. If there's no episode, there's no episode. Just then you can put up in the case where you were. Is an episode waiting to go?

Just be like, hey man, I'm busy. I'm traveling. I'm traveling Can you take care of it? I'll be on it. Yeah, I'm gonna do that for fear of being told to fuck off again That was a rare a rare Attack by Walth Lennigan. It turned out we both we both well to my faith. I was not expecting Well, it was weird. It just came out of like I thought it came out of nowhere But then when I talked about it, it was like a mutual misunderstanding because of context I am like what are you doing? He's like fuck off The two of them were talking about putting up an episode

Yeah, I wish you that you weren't in on that you shouldn't be you shouldn't have to deal with that with your Species schedule in your life style Well, you're my friends. I don't want you to fight stress of seeing us on your life style. Well, you're my friends. I don't want you to fight. Stress of seeing us. The ugly side of the entertainment. I've never seen you tell anybody to fuck off

and you told Brian to fuck off. Yeah. Which I mean, there are so many. And then went dark. Yeah, I went dark. There's so many times that I would be like, oh, it's totally warranted. Like, of course, you told me to fuck off.

This is one time where I'm like, why is he telling you to fuck off? I didn't add anything. Well, that I understand. And then I understand all the last, like, 30 to 40 years, just built up. Oh, you haven't said it once, and so do you.

It's kind of true, yeah. And it was sort of not. Am I not, don't I have one fuck off of me? Like every 30 or 40 years? Oh, no, you've got several. Like, I think you've banked enough now that, like, don't use them all at once though I do regret it

Yeah, but it was over the patreon it was over yeah patreon so you can't say that It was it was because nobody cares. It was because we care too much It's because we're at each other's throat. We care so much if we have a fault Walt night. The pod that cared too much. Scalaback boys. It's just good. It's caused us to come go at each other. Not you. Not us. Cure. No, I was trying to like that. I don't wish you weren't involved. I dragged into it and I felt bad that you had to deal with it. I was just like whoa Whoa, you guys stop fighting guys take five Nobody listen. Yeah, I really you know, I mean because I just I mean

You have to know that like just blowing off steam. No. Oh, I didn't think it was the end of it all I just was surprised that it happened. That's all I don't like seeing you guys fight. Nobody wants to fight. Everybody wishes it was clear and what's a sea. Sometimes those seas get a little rough. Hold on just a second. So what you guys are going to do, you're just going to shoot a little b-roll. We're going to be rolling. We're out here like a minute. Okay. Sometimes the seas get a little rough and let the are you guys going to do? You're just going to shoot a little b-roll and okay. We roll and we're going to we're out here like a minute. Okay. Okay. Sometimes the seas get a

little ruffle at the fuck you're going to do. So let's get into new territory. We're in the bay now. We're in the harbor. Right, but now we move forward. We're now we've cleared the air. We've cleared the the expectations. Some of the people we have. This is this is a sub-bass tour... Oh, we're crammed in a tiny room. Seven people. Malcolm's getting his B-roll. Chuck is recording for Patreon. The bottom is not on them. I know, but this is...

I don't know. I also didn't think we were going to be in this room. We're just going to be in a store. Because I texted and I said, Hey guys, I've secured a room for privacy Muffin was the same Yeah, I didn't know privacy. Privacy!

Well, I didn't know it meant... Don't tell the guys that came here to record the Patreon stuff too. This is like, maybe if I wasn't here at 730, maybe if I was here at 830, it would have been here. But 730 here, just I was like... How many fuck-offs do you have for Chuck? Because you maybe will be to put it right now So yeah, we want to send you go cute. How'd you like it? Did a treat? What send you go? I like that. I didn't get to go to the con at all, but the event we did was it's most successful year, so it's nice to see growth Is that the block party where the pod race play? Yeah, yeah. Did you round first?

No, we did it last year in the field, but we even though we had so many people last year, because it was a baseball field, it seemed kind of sparse, so we moved it back to the park behind the right, like right behind the outfield wall. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was better out there. Thanks. Repartied. Repartied. Partied a little bit. Briefly. Yeah. It was pretty quick. Well, we went to a couple of parties. Well, we had three parties ago, two one night. The first one we were there for like 10 minutes. It's just so loud. You can't really hear anything. Well, it's loud and it's just like everybody looking around to see who's there and nobody's there. No one's looking to you to be like, are you somebody? It's like, well, who the fuck are you?

Yeah. Yeah. Are you looking over here? Oh, these were industry parties? Yeah. You don't go to, you won't attend anything but an industry party. I imagine at this point, right? I don't go to industry parties, really. Oh, no, you don't want to make the scene?

I don't need to make the scene. It is the scene. That's right. I'm all right, not the end. I'm not the end. I am the scene. I'm not the scene. What, uh, so what does Q have on you, the, your, your kiss on his balls like this, you're like, I'm sorry, I missed a quim to upset you with those texts. My, my, my, my, my, oh, fish friend over here. I was in this thing.

Because I threw one of the bus a few weeks ago, never. I've never respected you more than I do. I've never respected you more than I do right now. He called me out for like we're off for pointing to bad behavior to justify my behavior. Right. Taw me a lesson, you rub my nose in it. Right, like a bad puppy. Good work, Q. Well, we can do him the same. We can do him the same. Quick do your house break. So, yeah, send it.

So then we went to Justin Reuilin's party. A little boat, which is- That's definitely, you're not making the scene. You went to one of the biggest animators on the face of the planet, and you don't call that making the scene. No. Don't you see him as your buddy first? Yeah, that's-

Oh, he's a friend first. Yeah, the problem with that body is I didn't really get the scene at all, because he's got so many people there that he's like a friend first. Yeah, I would say the problem with the part with that body is I didn't really get the seam at all because He's got so many people there that he's like always getting pulled in directions, but San Diego Unless I'm in a position like yours were until I get totally worth it to come I would never ever ever go back. It was way too fucking crowded way too hot It's I don't know how anybody could spend that much on something that is, I don't know how you can enjoy, it's too big to enjoy. You don't love pop culture.

I do love some pop culture though, not that stuff for the most part. And the shit I would like to look at, but- You think you love pop culture. Okay, go on. You don't love pop culture. Not like these people. That's not true. No, definitely not.

You think you love pop culture, but then you see these other people how committed they are to pop culture. And then you should realize, wow, I don't love pop culture as much as I thought I did. Right, I don't have any love to give. Why am I even here? I just don't find it that interesting.

You guys did a live show too, right? We did a live show, yeah. Did a live show. I did a live show with Ming. I think I got it. One or right. They fucked up our entrance, but think I want to write they fucked up our entrance but what else is new it fucked up our entrance at the other place at the second place yeah I'm starting to think people don't understand my entrance instructions it might be you yeah well with Ming I had like I had this

whole thing you know the the show was fat man a little boy and I was like so it's all dark and I had the music from that um that atomic bomb of a train again beyond Yeah, so I found a cool little clip where like it would be all dark and then it would crescendo And I was like turn on the lights at this point because it's very like triumphant Showman Only because Only because the place is only two thirds false. I wanted to sort of shoot a case like The pretentiousness of like aren't we awesome?

From the scene he's the show that man Little boy From music laser light show It's like that fucking willy-walk a tunnel that they go through the chicken's head gets cut off the shit like nine minutes later All right a tunnel that they go through the chains head gets cut off the shit like nine minutes later though all right so far they're gonna lose here now the show with me went all right it went decently and then we did the space monkey show which if I do like I mean how like Kevin does Hollywood Babylon once a week if I could do space monkeys with you once a week that'd be fun so fucking fun man that'd be fun we don fucking fun, man. That'd be fun.

We don't have that Kevin Smith. We don't have that Keshay or that time. You don't have the time. You're too busy to read texts about arguments. You definitely don't have the time to do an hour show a week. Yeah. A couple more years. Are you getting less and less interested

in doing anything live? I'd like to date, we did the Q&A at Mallarat and it was I don't know half hour maybe. Well literally like as we're talking I might have been mid-answered he's like how much longer do we have? Yeah I don't find any enjoyment in it it just is pure stress and pure like anxiety. Yeah Jesus. I'm afraid I'm going to say something that's going to end it all. Because it's for a Tourette's kind of feel. Oh, you have a Tourette's moment? Yeah, I could even blame it on Tourette's because I never been diagnosed with it.

Well, you diagnosed yourself with autism, I just go for a right now. I was going to argue that autism evaluation. The medical community, I don't know. I mean, I think if they would be on this what is the spectrum But I don't know that's the thing about the spectrum. Where does it run it goes from here to here? So who isn't on the spectrum who are who are at either side? I know I think well this is humanity on the spectrum is that what it is Well, I think no their dogs. There are dogs can have autism. So it's not just humanity.

Autistic dog. It's canines, too. Yeah. I think I have a possibility. So it's a possibility, like, Cooper might be autistic, too. Cooper has also, he's got sympathetic autism. LAUGHTER I don't know.

I wonder if it's that. I wonder, like, I wonder why you? Like, certain things like, you're a curious character. I don't think this is wonder if it's that. I wonder, I wonder why you, like certain things, like you're a curious character. And I don't think this is like news to you because you're talking about how you won't fly. And you know, like live stuff. And I just like wonder, like what, I always wonder about people.

What is it that? Well, I just told you that turning them into what, yeah, but why? Like what happened? So I just thought, I'm a pretty dissident. Because I don't like people's got like staring at me and I have to say something that they deem interesting Mm-hmm. Oh, so you're like I'm not proven myself to you. No, well, no, no, it's just like I feel intimidated by that I can't stand it. Yeah, that's why I like my right text

I got secure this room for privacy privacy Maybe I'm on the spectrum. Yeah, you might be here for as much as I... Well, if you're noticing. It wasn't. No, I don't. You might be at the McDonald fucking Triad spectrum. Yeah, that definitely is on maybe our spectrum. Is what you're saying.

Well, I did not tell you what about the secret location, but when I saw Malcolm, your boy Giddle was right behind him. So I'm assuming that he let him in on the, yeah, I bet you I bet you he Malcolm pulled a, do you know why I am Kevin said you're better Tony. Yeah, and that's all that in a, you know, and props to 148. So when he said his, the owner of the story works that was like set Kevin said I expect get him to jump jump and do whatever you know what's his or not he

better fucking jump okay how retarded you are just our jobs are on the line just keep jumping if you know he's in town you just jump so yeah I don't I don't I don't like place any blame on no one 48. Is he loving today? Um, the attention. I don't, I don't think he likes attention at all. What are you talking about? I don't think you're theory about him forever. Was that he just need to be. Yeah, but then when I see people come up to him, be like, Hey, dude, I like, like you

on Tom Steve Dave, he won't look at them. And it's autism. Yeah. And I feel that he doesn't enjoy face-to-face reaction. He doesn't mind seeing online reaction, preferably favorable. Positive. It's not, I don't think he minds, but face-to-face, I think intimidates him. Just like I feel it intimidates me face-to-face. But you chided him. it was early when I got there

Get him is doing the tickets in the back where we used to Shoot cardboard man, and he's like get your tickets. Yeah, like he's doing this thing to every customer that walks in Yeah, and Walt's already like I just keep doing it somebody will laugh eventually then you can retire it Because it gets annoying after a while. As far as I get to you after two times, what is he doing at all morning? He's doing it at all morning. No one reacts. No one's like, uh, it's good stuff. Yeah, people who don't know him as 148 or don't know, they just feel he's just trying to be funny.

Like everybody in my life. Right. Yeah, you are kind of in a little like peachy dish of. People like trying like me up to be like, chacha chacha. So Walt, did you hear the word? That'd be great if they had like kind of a bald nil thing going on. I can get him. I was referring to like you just put that in there. No, so you're talking about Sunday Jeff

Okay, sure You have to give me your opinion on something because this fucking annoyed the shit out of me the other day I went to the pool club the middle town pool club. I remember huh? I'm a member. Whoa card carrying member It's not that fancy Yeah, it's not a member though. I was a guest. Whoa! Card-carrying member. It's not that fancy. It's not like that pool club. It's not a member at all. I was a guest. It's half like, there's like a ice skating rink there that they play hockey and shit. And then there's like the pool club. This pool club would have been fancy in 1960.

That was pool clubs. Hey, they used to. If this were the cat skills and Jackie Mason was there, then maybe it would have been fancy, but it's definitely dated. How much is the cost? If you go in just for the day, it's 10 bucks and I think it's $250 a person per season. Oh shit, that's not bad. Yeah, it's nothing compared to like some of the ocean side ones that are around here. But the public pool though, huh?

You risk that. Yeah, it's risking. Just contact with other people's urine feces But holes but holes everywhere around So you won't go in any pools I won't go on a public pool or should what about any pools? I mean if the day comes when I own a pool I'll go in that pool But will you want to allow anybody else in the pool only you prove but holes are loud in that pool? Only approved but holes are not in that pool. Really?

What do you have to do to get approval? No, it's just knowledge of their history. What is your history? Every sort of history? Yeah, you don't like sores all over the butthole. Yeah. Or even like, I know. I know.

Is that a little bit too loose? Yeah. I just got a real good filtration system. If I ever get a pool like that I will. But do you have pools of style? I like it. Or is there a way you dig too deep is I do hit water? I don't, yeah.

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Now, there's not that many people that go to this club. Like it was a Sunday and at that point there were maybe 50 people there. It's not a real busy club, but there are the parents and shit I guess are sitting out front and these bands play. And they're so bad, especially the second one, like the girl who was singing was so bad. And they're probably ages 13 to 16. There's children, right? They are children. I agree with you there.

But they're so bad that I feel like it's irresponsible to put them on stage. I'm like, they're not ready. Like these kids are not ready to put the... They're paying for that experience though. They want to have, they want to be on a stage. I'm paying to have a nice quiet day at the pool, not listen to this shit for 40 minutes. Like, dude, it was unreal. I'm like, because that's what I was trying to figure out. Who does it benefit? Who does the, the, the, the kids playing their benefit?

Well, I think you'd have to take the temperature of the pool club. I mean, are you the only raging? I wasn't, you know, at raging, I may be a little bit raging. We're the only person raging at the 13 year old diameters who have never performed on a stage before and had the audacity to perform. So, you went out there at one day that you were there? It was like the girls toned up. It was fucking crazy how bad they were. Like, you've heard like elementary school bands perform. Like, and they always suck. It's like, it was that level how bad they were. Like, you've heard elementary school bands perform. Like, and they always suck.

It's like, it was that level, if not worse. Because they're trying to sing songs that you're like, you've got no business singing this yet. You're just not good enough. And that's fine. You've got to practice. But you're not ready for it. Not on my time.

I'm not ready for it. They're playing it not to me. They're playing it at me. They're playing the shit at me. By a Brian. I think you've, I think you've forgotten that how you needed to, um, to earn, uh, like the, like you weren't on, on stage immediately, a hit can range. Can I point to Houston? Yeah, but I was fucking 45 by that point. I wasn't a 13 year old kid who's like, I want, but

that's, they're selling them a fantasy. It's like, yes, that's part of it. We tanked on that tour a couple times. Right, but we were a couple, but we're still ready to perform. We're still ready to perform though. Well, I'm not my argue that it wasn't the case back then. Well, if you look at Houston, it's like, I will still point to like,

one very inebriated person, and an audience who was like, from the start was out to get us. Oh yeah, they're the guy. Apparently. Well, no, remember that. I was just going to hate us. The girls, like we're got haters. The girls making a phone call in the beginning of the show. And I'm like, what are you doing? Like we're talking. She's like, it's my birthday is if like, oh, my bad. Like I'm the asshole.

Give a fuck. I mean, but you have to you have to learn your way. I just perform or why are you like? It's just funny that like when he's in the audience, it's the performance fault, when he's the performer, it's the audience fault. Anyway, he's not. He's where the phone lies.

Better believe it. Just put your hands finger up and put it to the wind, which way is it windball? It's all going my way, I guess. But who is it for, though? That is my question. These kids up there playing regardless of... Who is it for? It's for them, and it's for their family, and it's for people who are willing to have a little bit of patience at the pool club to not condone or to show like that they're unhappy with some children trying to find their voice or trying to make it. But you can't give a fuck about them.

They're not my kids, right? The people who are there, and I'm telling you, the people that sat around, it was like five people, and I know for a kid in a band or whatever, it's probably a big deal You know, it's like but they weren't ready and I'm paying for this fucking pool club like I'm paying to be there Why do I then have to be exposed to fucking shit music by teenagers who are not talented enough to play that shit music and Be like thank you, sir. May I have another? That's that seems like be like thank you sir may I have another that's that seems like the rest now the management's too busy harassing me to go see a fucking hockey game at the place like that's like they have a hockey team there maybe she

could look place that charges like 400 a year I mean I'm afraid a little bit just fucking go into the bathtub and have your girl from poor fucking bucket ice over your head just send a bathtub and just have just have buckets just I'm too busy bragging I'm like and that's with shrinkage baby Where you going? Oh my god I'm talking about I'm listening to this shit. What type of music would I play? It was like classic rock type stuff. Yeah, they played like, can't get no satisfaction.

I'm telling you, it was unbelievable. Like it was embarrassing how bad it was. I actually felt a little bad for the girl. That's got to pay her to the show. But no one would tell her. But there's paying dues, and then there's being like, you don't have the talent to do this. Like you, at this point, you maybe you can refine

that talent, maybe you can get to a point where it's like, yes, you can passively sing this song, but it was, if someone were like, she's deaf, I'd be like, okay, I totally believe it. And find she's here. I'll let that that girl say. Oh my God. But if she's not fucking, if she's not deaf,

someone, someone, someone doesn't love her enough to tell her like, get the fuck off that stage until you're ready. And the guy who gave her the vocal lessons should be fucking commit and Harry carry for my enjoyment. It's like, dude, how do you let a girl stand up there singing like that and be like, yeah, that's my work. Should be ashamed. But, you know, how many times Michael Jordan got cut from his high school team before he became a legend. He did. He did, but you know what? He wasn't fucking shooting hoops while I'm trying to relax at a pool. Why can't you put your plugs in? Why do I gotta put your plugs in at the pool?

Is he you're missing the point which is like why the fuck are they there? Why they're in the first place? He pulled air who want them there that don't. I disagree. I should have taken don't. I disagree. I should have taken a poll. I should have done a poll. Yeah, I would have won it well. And I'm just like, do you want these guys off? Do you want them to see each other?

I mean, do you want my daughter asshole? She's like, oh, I'm scared. I'm kind of confused. Cool. It's her still stinks. In fact, you should be telling her like, you know, take up a different instrument or whatever. So you'll be a manager.

Bands any managers? If Sage wants to do something and she's not immediately good at it, you tear it down? No, I don't tear it down, but I also don't In place tear you down when you want to do things? Yeah, and you know what? I got better at it. So then I got to a point talking At least talking. At least talking. I'm better at talking today than

I was going to talk her at any point. No, they never said I was good at anything. So it didn't matter. Like, they're opinion never really mattered. Oh, I think at some point it did fuck. Oh, when I was young, yeah. I think it matters a hell of a lot and it still shows that it mattered. That it matters that it mattered to them?

To you. Oh, to me. I don't know. When I was young, but it's a shape the man you are. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I mean, I feel like my friends opinions have weighed in more heavily for a very long time. Like, since I've been forced by my friends, since I've met you, I'm not like, hey, here's something funny to say.

I'll say it to Walt, and if Walt thinks it's funny, then it'll really pass. Master with Pam and Edgar. I think the fucking bar for comedy. Does your parents ever text you to fuck off? I'm sure they've caught it too many times I'm sure Pam wanted to that was like I don't have Wi-Fi I've only had a cell phone for eight years. I don't realize that you can text without Wi-Fi What kind of person does that little about a cell phone? Even though I repeatedly told her she's older man

Even though I repeatedly told her she's older man All there I had a horrible incident with a band last night. Oh, yeah, yeah, I was at this bar I'm flared. I was in in the orlando yesterday last night and it was this fucking bar He was pretty good. He was just strummed his guitar and singing songs, but he saw that I was there So he kept putting a practical Joker in every song there so he kept putting a practical Joker in every song. But you're just so good to have the line in practical Joker. Yeah, oh yeah, no song has no one has that. Jump in Jack and practical joke. Yeah, shit like that.

He'd be like like the one he'd be like, oh my, I'm an impractical Joker. And the first time you were a no you were there. Well, I did after that shit and then it's the fucking photos. I'm just trying to have a beer Right that was your cool god you guys Do you mind like how do you deal with these crosses that you guys care? Oh, but he's putting so it was like five So he's in a row before I left I was like Jesus But I eventually left too because at a certain point there was a lady who I don't know if she in fact It's even worse if she's not a parent of the band because I'm like why the fuck would you care? In fact, it's even worse if she's not a parent of the band because I'm like, why the fuck would you care? But she has a drone that she's flying over the pool all over the place to get footage of this fucking band

And I go I walk over I go what's going on? And she's talking to the guy who owns the pool club and Why you don't want the drone flying? No, I don't want a fucking drone some lady who doesn't like it's gonna get footage of you there No, I'm not afraid of footage of me. I am a I am like this ladies not how to fucking use a drone She's gonna fucking it's it could fall out of the sky and hit sage or hit someone. Oh, I'm just like a I'm shocked. I'm just shocked that the and the fucking guy the the owner is just standing there like so what's that a drone and I'm just like But I did bring up the... You're living in the $250 year-fuckin' swat-global, yeah? You know, I get these not-fuckin' swat-gbal frogs and lily-bads in the bowl.

Smart money paid $10 and I was like, not for me. Yeah, she didn't like pull so much, we definitely wouldn't go there. But so I go over there and I'm like, but that was the other thing. And I said, and you really can't just film anyone with like it's a private club. You can't just start filming people and like not not getting a waiver, but the big thing was the drone. I'm like some dopey lady who's just like, I don't know she knows how to use it or whatever and it's just like if you're in if that if one of your kids is in that band and you bust it out a drone to get footage of this dog shit

You should be committed to a mental institution you really should and and with your you with your your bar thing it's like you just want to sit there and hang out like a proper fucking person and like the guy can't just fucking quick thrown in practical joker in or fucking Larry or something and just like a little nod if i don't even need the nod but right i mean it from his point of view it it's like, can't you just do that? Do you have literally five songs in a row? Like chase you out. I left the pool class, you know?

I scuttled out. You scuttled out, too. That's why, honestly, like why I like fucking, I know, it's why like, if strip clubs are best place at this point, because you know, a lot of the take pictures, you know, a lot to do anything, like you just sit there and you drink, and then there's like, you know, make a dude's dance and two. So it's all right. Dude's. What? I mean, uh,

yeah, this same guy wanted to, he was like, I thought maybe when you guys could come by and watch a, watch a game. And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. And what? At the pool club because they have the hockey thing there. And I guess they have a team. It's like an 18 to 20 year old guys team. And I'm like, who do you think I am? Do you think I'm somebody that I'm not? Because why the fuck would I want to come back to? Well, you're on Pucknuts.

You must know I could be. He's just like, plug for the Patreon. Yeah, where do they go to sign up to hear all new Puckduck episodes after six long years? Six long years, you would want to go to Patreon. We don't new puck ducts episodes after six long years six long shows you Would want to go to a patreon we don't this is good though because we don't do this shit I always forget patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave or our vanity URL patreon.com slash tst that dude must be on the patreon is like he knows that like if I get an OG puck nut at the

End of stands right I'll fill that fucking building up I'll split I have to put on an addition yeah I'll be able to afford fucking bands that have people of age in them Rock school or rock now you're gonna be rock stars They're gonna prove you're wrong. I hope I hope I hope one of them does is not gonna be that girl though It was it was interesting never the one thing one thing that I walked away from being like, that's kind of like, it's exactly what you would think it was almost like a TV show where like, after their performance I could overhear them talking

and it's like they're talking about their mistakes and just so dramatic about all of it. So try and learn, it was a big deal. Don't learn on my time. Don't learn, go to a fucking rehearsal studio. Oh dear parents fucking basement Did you learn on the job you learned on the job you made mistakes? Oh like okay going back to like if I'm gonna say like I just talk for a living Then it's like I learned on the job a quick stop, but I wasn't fucking bothering people with like When they're trying to like they're in there to buy a fucking milk and and me and Kevin are talking

That's not the same as like me sitting there in a pool not wanting to lose. Like I wanted the 90s music back on. And I hate that shit. But I thought it would be funny though, if like the guy was such a hard-knows negotiator that he didn't tell the school rock guy, like, you got to pay me an extra 100 if you want me to turn the radio off while the kids are playing, so they're competing with each other. That's what I really would have liked to have seen. But would you tell your daughter if your daughter was a singer and you're like,

holy shit, it's cat or walling, man, this is terrible. Um, no, I would never have the, the, I couldn't never tell my kid to, to, to, to shatter them and hurt their feelings like that. That's devastating. You would let her go up on stage knowing like, wow, this is bad. And then so you would let, you would tell her, you would let everyone else tell her.

But the world tell her. And then you let the world tell her. What do I kind of like? What do you tell her? My job as a parent is to uplift them, man. That's what you're dead. So you gotta do. You gotta uplift your kids.

Not tell them what they can't do. How could you dead? You should have told her. How could you, daddy? I just don't. How could you, Daddy? I already got a son. I don't. And he's a handful. I can't take on two in the woods.

You can't take on two in the woods. No, I don't think your job is to uplift them, though, but within reason. I disagree, I think, there. You should be, you're of the mind that kids can do it. Like tell your kid they can do anything. They be anything they want what you know isn't true Like you know it's not true. I mean I may I may if I'm honest with myself I'm I'm if she's like I want to be an astronaut dad. I'm like you're a girl

I remember I There's girl astronauts but you know they don't let them on the moon Right you'll never go to the moon Maybe you can pack the lunches for the guys who are going to the moon. But I mean, if she wants to be an astronaut, I know it's, I know it's, it's a one and a what, how many people who train to be an astronaut get to be an astronaut. Well, it's the history of the world minus two guys who stepped on the moon. That's the chances of going to the moon.

But like if she was like, or even maybe even more at least like, I want to be, I want to be the first female president, I've got to, that's my job. My job is to be like, you can do it. You can do it. My job is not to be like, you can't do it. Your job is not to be, you can't do it, but your job is to, like, I've always been very, a very slow runner.

I can't, there's something with my feet, whatever. I just, I don't have the right stride. I look weird when I run, like my feet go out and shit. I'm never gonna be an Olympic level sprinter. That's not gonna happen. It never was gonna happen, no matter how hard I trained. So assuming I lived in a world where those two encouraged anything, if I'm like, yeah, I want to be a sprinter,

they don't have, it's not better for them to be like, hey, you run all fucked up. You I want to be a sprinter. They don't have it's not better for them to be like, hey You run all fucked up. You're never gonna be a sprinter Like maybe not in those words, but just be like kind of realistic because you can't break it gently You don't have to let you go to some track meets get your ass handed to you and then and then School hard knocks is what you say. Yeah, I mean, that's so I should have said something to that girl who couldn't say no That's not your Rebooked okay, so she's 13 now. Let's say 18 by 18. She spent five years harassing people with her singing Why you you live in a world that nobody can improve?

No, they can't improve, but I just don't see this I mean people with her singing. Why, you live in a world that nobody can improve? No they can't improve, but I just don't see this. If this girl who seems to really have no sense of tone whatsoever, it's entirely possible she could become a great, great singer, I guess. I don't know enough about vocal coaching. What I do know, what I... Or anything about vocal coaching. What I do know though is that girl was not prepared to be up there

She just wasn't it would be like if I were like you know what I want to be a juggler I really want a juggle like and please crowds and make them happy and I take a lesson or two I can't juggle but I go out there and fucking juggle anyway and they should all over the place that would please me Right you would be like what's up? I'm assuming these drug yeah, you would think I yeah right you would be like what's up? What is awesome? I'm assuming these drug Yeah, you would think I yeah, right you would think I was drunk Not that I was like a serious juggler So I told him you like with this girl. It's like no you can sing someday just not here not now on my dime no none of my time Sometimes you got to sway people right?

Just realism. I guess, I guess, but I don't think it's... I don't think it's a parents role though. To dissuade their children and anything. I mean, you may not... You have to... You have to give them the confidence in an end. If they can't do it, at least you can sit there and go...

Like, at least I gave them the most important solution. At least I fed their delusions for as long as I could until some fucking, until to some old dude who paid $250 for an entire summer at a pool club was like, you're stinkin'. But what's the resentment factor I face when they grow older as I remember me as the guy that was like, you can't do that? My earliest, well, one of my earliest memories of you can't do that. Now this is where I disagree because I think it would be very easy to sort of just push this along, but when we were young, there was a boardwalk nearby, a long branch here and they had a haunted mansion on it.

And I was probably like eight and I went to the haunted mansion and loved it and when I got home I was like I want to someday I want to own a haunted mansion. I think it would be so cool so I sat down I'm like in a design and shit. Now Edgar who is a carpenter who has experience in architecture, who had a drafting table, who had all that shit. You can do one of two things in that moment. You can take all that shit and all your knowledge and sit down with a kid and be like, that sounds like a good idea.

What would you want here? What would you want here and go through it? Or you could make an argument about how impractical it is and shut it down right then in there. Now in that situation I feel like it wouldn't have hurt that much to be like sure because when I start pointing you have to think the kids are gonna be like I want to tell us whatever. Right so it would have been very easy in that moment. Might have been fun even pleasant to design a haunted house. Like it do a miniature one in the backyard. Like it's not too late. You're saying? It's

never too late to reconnect with your father. Yeah, I remember 42 years ago when you should on my dreams of owning a haunted mansion. Well, guess what? I'm gonna build a haunted tree house. We're the gold one together and then give a big hug and a big smack big old kiss on the lips. No, no, no, no, that's not really We was it like one of those trailer haunted houses are you or in your mind is it like an actual Adam's family looking? No, this was yeah, this was a mansion This one that burned down. Yeah, it's on the burn down Perspective gas. Yeah, I feel like in that moment, it would have been very easy to, because it's not really encouraging the haunted house. I want

to tell the story because we fucking were like, that's my boy. He told you don't get over it. It's never going to happen. Yeah. He said the same thing later on when a mere mention of on the way up to Henry Hudson of Peagstreet of the school, the high school that we went to, I was like, they should build a Dunkin' Donuts area with like, it would make major money. And immediately, and it's not, it was a passing comment. I was like, hey, I'm trying to get the permits to build a fucking Dunkin' Donuts. It's a passing thought and immediately it was about zoning and what about the summer

and this and that and all this other shit I'm like I just thought it would be cool to dump and don't let someone wait to school But the haunted mansion thing I think would have been very easy and that's the kind of thing that it may not have encouraged me in as much of I was like I'm gonna build a haunted mansion someday, but just as a general sort of like a general feeling of like you There's things you can achieve if you put your mind to Yeah, so that's how I'm a kid they can't do it right absolutely, but the father of that kid I think should have talked to the vocal coach. I'm been like look we both know she's not ready The girl can't sing

So what are we gonna do about you break it to her? Yeah, like you got a teller his 50 buses crush my child's dreams Yeah, I don't know What do I know? No, but he knows nothing you should build that haunted house and like Lego or something today Yeah, I'll show Comes over it's like it's too big for the house and plus it's not level so I got to build it outside That I didn't mean like a full-scale mind like fuck you

Wanted house There's nothing that they've tried that you're just like try this instead. No, no, my daughter is into art. And she's good at it. She's good at it. So it's easy to encourage. Yeah, I could. What if she drew like me? I would, you know what? I would say that there's still room for that outsider art that kind of like, you know,

that kind of like art that like at first glance doesn't look like aesthetically pleasing, but there's a certain level of like there's something beneath the surface of that art. It gives you the PBGBs or it emotes another emotion. And I tried to, I mean like, I'm always promoted in her. I'm always uplifting her. I tell her she should get her own like nickname on the internet, become like a pseudonym like no one has like like like Banksy, like I know I told her to become I

told her to become Gorg girl. Gorg girl. Yeah, like and then do all sign all your stuff like that and like do all sorts of like like like tormented artists stuff. And begin to become like you know like you're tortured soul. Gorg girl. Gorg girl. But she's. Oh wait, she's faking. Yeah, just to get clicks and stuff. Oh, to give her views and sh- Yeah, I gave her a whole run down. She wants to use it to photography.

I said, we'll get a mannequin. And we'll put a sign on the mannequin. And we'll bloody it up. And we'll have a baseball bat. And on the sign, we'll put different isms on them and it'll be like your statement against like racism and it's like a bloody mannequin and you destroyed it or sexism fascism. What about nepotism? We're gonna steer clear that. Yeah she doesn't want to do that stuff. She wants to do like, you know, like, flowers and

she's not into it. I told her, like, let's do, let's just do all sorts of like, razor blades. And, you know, and popcorn and we'll do some crazy stuff with like, like, what's it called? Like, a mural with like like real razor blades on it. And she's like, no, she doesn't want to list to these ideas. I'm like, you could be Gorg girl. It's gonna become like, why don't you become a Gorg girl? Cause I'm 50 years old.

So what is a Gorg girl? It's a fake name anyway, you could be Gorg girl. I say like you're, like you're, you're like this goth girl who hates everything and you're just making statements about society, how you can't stand society. Totally do that. Well, take pictures of an airbeth, we'll put her in some fucking dark makeup, the big tails and a fucking fishnet. And we'll be like here's Gore girl and meanwhile you're doing all, you know, you do that

the work. Yeah, but I'm always telling me more. I'm always like telling her like you know like giving her ideas. I was like you know what like do like we'll just do dwarfs I got my attention. Yeah, we'll do you know Tastefully done. I said but they'll be just like a chain of dwarfs and you know and their ribs are the ribs are motorized I said and we'll do all sorts of crazy stuff, but she's not into that stuff though yet So wait the dwarves are motorized Yeah, so they're not real people are they are real people, but we can't we do use Photoshop and stuff right?

Well, there's a Gore girl website already What are they up to because I looked at some of the Gore girl's that's that old 70s looks like Sexy got stuff like here. They have a line of clothes with El Vira. So it shows you that so I No, no, no, no, it's like a Vira Let's probably copyright it to now. Yeah, we're girl. Yeah, so I mean But what about like what if you do like Spelling like in a hot like Gore girl like GRL or RR But spelling like in a hot like Gore girl like GRL or RL something like that. And so yeah, you got to be tormented.

You got to have you got to be like depressed and stuff. You know, people eat that shit up if you're an artist. Yeah, it definitely adds a layer of interest to it, I think. Right. You know, you know, people that say we'll get baby teeth. I said, I will find baby teeth and we'll create a picture out of all baby teeth. I said, she's like, I like to do like a macaroni. Yeah, we'll do it on a baby teeth. Yeah. How awesome would that be? I mean, find find like a typewriter that somebody typed their suicide note on

and like type out racism. Yeah. I told them on their last chart. We'll put on the sign underneath like, you know, that poor girl extracted the teeth before they were supposed to come out of the bag. Oh, shit. Since she's a little well-known who she really is, I said you build this persona up like that you ripped the teeth right out of baby's mouth. And you know what I'm doing?

People like this. You're saying. People look at you, I'll tell you why, it'll get you noticed. It'll definitely get you the best of you. People will look at your artwork. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they would. So she only likes drawing pictures of flowers.

Well, no, she likes to do like, you know, real artsy stuff. Like, you know, just like stuff that's not like that's going to make people like have that immediate, like, like immediate reaction. Like, you know, like dwarfs with like, your dwarfs are definitely gonna get my attention over a flower You're right. Yeah, she's she's in that phase where she thinks that a Flower is gonna get as many views as like you know like Babies teeth That are their skulls. Yeah, there are two kinds of people in this world. At least you got understands

Who do you want to run with? And then you could give up the persona. Like you can never, we'll never reveal it with you. I said, so you'll never have to feel and get any real flack from it. I said, now we can't do it since I revealed it all in here. What you can't go to couple something different. Is she the type who would want to have, because it seems like all kids do, which you want attention on her and accolades or I think I think if she people like to art of course yeah but if if people didn't oh well not I mean like nobody but I mean it looks like if there was some like 50 year old guy going like you get a fuck off the stage so that a fucking drone so I'm gonna make a pay fresh

that baby teeth that's pretty cool, that's the only good part. The fucking drone I'm just like I cannot because it's in anything goes type situation of like so what's next like what is next if you're flying drones like six feet off the fucking surface of the water. Give me a break lady. Nope, nope, I want to take foot into the fucking band. Like you're gonna watch this shit. She paid her 250, dude. Yeah, she may have, I don't know what the fuck it is.

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Yeah, I'm saying. Is that too long? I mean, should we cut trim it down? It goes perfect. Perfect. What you think you deserve for it? I don't know. Not that much. There you go. That's a little bit more appropriate. Come on. If you had read it with no mistakes then maybe. I know this is the same once and the one time you try to do it, you can't like two words out. I want somebody sent me a picture of this girl today. I'll post it up so you know what I'm talking about. But there's a girl, you see this, oh I'm still looking at Gord Girl, sorry. You see this kind of shit all the time where people are telling you like, especially you know who was huffing in post where they're like, this will make you rethink everything you thought you knew

about blank. Usually it's beauty or one of these things. And inevitably the person that they're gonna be like, they redefine beauty and it's like, no, no, they haven't. So this is like a new thing where this is a model and I guess she's from She's Mediterranean her parents Her parents were born in Cyprus. So people in Cyprus are just generally hairy people and she's a model

And she is now inspiring others to embrace their hair Hashtag uni brown movement, okay, so this is the model. Whoa Okay, that looks like something out of Star Trek. It looks like a fucking alien. Now first off, even if she had normal eyebrows, and this is what I found about models, she'd probably, she'd look rather average, right? You're not like, okay, here is a fucking elite model.

Well, she's got what models need, which is a good foundation, a look that can be transformed into kind of anything. She's got that face, which is good. The eyebrow is disgusting. The eyebrow, you'll see the picture, it's so thick. Think of the mine. It's like, come on.

And it's a uni, bro. Yeah. Why is that expectation that you should redefine your tastes or what you think is attractive. What was saying that I have to? Just in general, you know, you, you're hoping to impose during like a more liberal type. No, that newspaper.

What they're saying is, that's not what they're saying, what they're saying is. They open your mind to it. No, what they're saying is like, I'm okay thinking it's disgusting. What they're saying is, let's not if you see her on the street be like, yeah Was wrong with your eyebrows respect. Yeah, I just let her live in peace

Do you think she's inspiring others to embrace you? No, not in the United States of America on that level, right if I could for a one I would to support her to do that Yeah, maybe I'll draw one in next tomorrow. Yeah, that'll look pretty good Yeah, if you just have a nice one, 48 drone in there. Nice thick one. Me and Gator will both do it. Just let him do it first. He'll be like, the way it looks. Oh my god, the store has to open. The store has to open. Time to start working. I saw Mission Impossible. Oh, how was it? Man, it's good. People have seen it's like one of the best action movies ever made. I tell you man I I get lost in the admission of possible movies. There's so much going on

Yeah, old characters pop up and they're not that they come up I feel kind of infrequently so I don't remember what's going on But all I really need is crazy ass stunts that blaring It's so fun to watch yeah I somebody is this accurate somebody told me that it's basically one long action seen the movie is that accurate I don't think that's really accurate there's some there's some development story development okay I'm telling you man that dude is defying age he will he will he will make you think about what's it what was the thing we

define yeah what you think about age's the thing? You'll redefine what you think about aging. About aging and about, you know. That I fucking agree with. He's, he's unreal. He looks better than he, and then he's ever looked. Really, he doesn't look like he's aged. Well, he looks a little bit older, of course, but still, he's still doing all his own stunts and shit. He broke his ankle and that one shot

where he jumped onto the roof, and then he scamped up onto the roof and started running. That was a shot where his ankle was broken. Get out of here. That's a dude man. That's a man. He's like, he's getting some lot of shit, doesn't he? I hate that.

I hate that. I mean, he deserves a lot of shit. Why? Because of his religion? Yes, not his religion. It's the craziness that surrounds him. Yeah. Like, telebroke shields.

What it's would post part of his Lincoln shit. He's still got a worry. He's still taking a flack for that. That's decades ago. You're talking about a time like it is the exact time when people take shit for something they said or did decades ago. Yeah, but I mean, I don't think he should. I don't think he should be raked over the colds for saying it. Because he's like fucking pompous.

Like people are like, okay, so he's so he's good looking. He's saying it now because he's like fucking pompous like people are like okay, so he's so he's good looking He's rich. He's famous and now he's going to school us on postpartum depression Yeah, because of some fucking whacked out religion that he follows get the fuck He's fucking good at everything. Why don't we just listen to him and let's hear what he has to say Maybe he's fucking right. There's an interesting point, but you don't have to be good at good looking He's good at everything. Either good looking or you're not. He's like Tom Brady. He's good at it. You're rich on back on the Tom Brady chain because he's got. Oh, you're back on. He got fat shame. Okay. There was a bad shame. Him. Yeah. There's a photo on the

internet when he has got it and it's not a flattering photo of him on the beach. And again, all the haters came out as they want to do. They love it. Worse me back into his camp because I can't stand people. You need to protect him. I've taken it the opportunity to take a shot at him just because he doesn't have he's not cut like like an adonis. Some of these other guys. He's also much older right? Oh wait a second. Is it this? No, no, no, no, it's got a shirt on. No, that's not a fast-food. Okay, yes, that one. That's him being fat.

All right, I mean, okay, that's me at my skin used at the day. He's not that fat. He's not toned. He's not in shape. Like, I mean, he's in shape, but he's not like toned or gripped up. They love the opportunity. For one time, they capture you in a moment where you do not, with not the right lighting. They love it, man.

Well, if you're famous, yeah, they live for it to tear you down. And it drives me nuts. Well, I think they, some people live for it for a good reason because, and I don't, I don't think there's about Tom Brady. So let's not get into fuck off territory, but I don't get Tom Brady. Tom Brady is excluded from what I'm about to say because he's not like this because Some of these these especially actresses have all these pictures taken of them

You know, everything's photoshopped and airbrushed and filtered and all this other shit and they present this unrealistic Image of themselves something that does not exist And then hold it up as a model to like, hey shoot for this. So when people take a picture of like, I think it's actually more empowering for young girls to see a picture of. Tom Brady. To see, well, sure. Yeah.

There like, here's a fat old dude that I'm care about. I guess you should. Well, you know what? If you had any brain, if you had a, if you were some goddamn stupid in your fucking noggin, you'd fucking look and let read his book and pay attention to what he's telling. He does look liable in that photo. Nobody's going to argue that. The dude looks pliable as hell. But say somebody like Kim Kardashian or one of these type people who, when a photographer or one of the rags gets a picture of someone looking like they really look as opposed to all this other, you know, all these filters and shit It's more empowering I think for a girl say girls like you know like Alicia's age I just showered a Tom Brady stuff. I don't you know, I just keep a there's only Tom Brady pictures

I know like you filter everything from the internet. You can hear great here, but not so great here That's just that's just because you know sometimes I'm trying to sleep That's just that's just because you know sometimes I'm trying to sleep I like don't you think that you don't like to see people get taken down like what it you don't like to see people get taken down who are who are out there Presenting a completely fake image of themselves. No, I don't I if you're a That hurt that hurt that really hurts other people who who's talking I'm not talking about Tom Brady to other people. Who's talking to you? No, not Tom Brady.

I'm not talking about Tom Brady. I'm talking about the chair. Yeah, I'm talking about the chair. But that's her book. The chirodashian's job is to look good. She can't afford to have how many photos can she afford to have of herself not looking as good as she can out there before it starts to hurt her bottom line. Her business is the way she looks.

Right, but it's fraudulent her business because she doesn't look like that. So what she's telling young girls is like, hey, aspire to look like this, even though it's not possible, even for me, to really look like this. I mean, does anybody look like Kim Kardashian and they, she naturally looks that way? I think some people do. I think a lot of people would be shocked at what movie stars and TV stars and all these people really look like when they're not all made up. A lot of people would be shocked at what movie stars and TV stars and all these people like really look like when they're not all made up.

I did a Jim and Sam the other day and this girl, the girl Chloe Moretz, she was, she was playing Carrie in the game. Hey girl. She was there. She doesn't even look like a real human being. She had so much like makeup on. You can tell there's like a very professional makeup job. And I'm like, just trip all that shit away.

And I get why she's doing it because she's gonna be on starring and she's gonna be on TV. So she wants to, you know, she has to look good. But that's not real. But that's been that way forever. Right, but it's been one of the biggest issues, right? That like, you know, the exercise magazine is like, hey, here like hey here's

here's how to get a good body and we're starting to come around we're starting this we're starting to see that you know brow become more acceptable we're starting to see a little bit of punch punch I can take Tom Brady's punch I can take people start running around with fucking these giant caterpillars on their fucking faces like who are you Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

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But you know what I'm saying there like there was a bit more there was a little bit more Bit more full figured But now we put what in the 90s when I good for that. Yeah, that was a 90s The last time you wait 90s in the last time the world was good, but it's right the perception of beauty My love and ruin that all I I don't know if it's I wouldn't say it's right the perception of beauty is my love and ruin that all I don't know if it's I wouldn't say it's evolving I wouldn't say it's evolving I would say it changes here and there but for the most part I I don't believe most people touchable still looks like we are touchables absolutely like like the people that are universally considered Grotesque are still considered grotesque by the general Oh, okay, yeah, I'm your Robert Stack the Intoucher And you're talking about

No, I don't know. No one's gonna know Yeah, the the whole idea of Of beauty and these people I guarantee are liars because everyone likes what they like and there's nothing wrong with that No, but but to act as if like certain things should just be like, hey, you're awful if you don't accept this, you need brow as being, uh, say it's beautiful. You need to redefine. Say it's beautiful.

To redefine your parameters as like, oh, you like someone who weighs roughly 130 pounds, well guess what, you got to add 500 pounds to that if you don't want to be an Nazi. All right. You know, because you're a piece of shit. But who's saying that to you? No, he's saying it to me. But you see it in articles all the time about finding this. Because I don't read articles. I gotta read an article.

Don't read articles. Yeah, I don't read. Everything's misinformation. Guys, this is how you're not on top of things. So you didn't know about this girl with a caterpillar, Brad. I don't care about it, maybe. This is how you're not on top of things. You didn't know about this girl with a caterpillar, bruh. I don't care about it, maybe.

But I did know about, you know, the untouchables for the Robert Stack. I did, yeah, I know about Robert Stack and Tom Brady's fucking extra- Is he gonna give me people like really just like so harsh, you know? You would like to see pictures of them though, right? You would. Like what shape are you in, Robert?

Yeah, you know, you know, you would have thought that they, I mean, you would have thought that like he would like he would like had a third eye or something the way they're coming out. But then the glee though that you see people posting the absolute glee and the fact that he had a little punch. Well, they should just fucking turn their eyes a quarter into the right and see his wife and then just shut the fuck up. I mean, Jesus Christ, man. She's so beautiful. You're looking at someone who you're like,

I share nothing in common with this guy. And that's so, so, so, I'm speaking for myself. I've noticed how pliable you become, like, have your beautiful posh. I'm like, I'm so, I'm like, I'm so, I'm like,

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Why are people quick to hit on top right because he has so much else going for because people are like oh well He's rich and he is a incredibly gifted athlete and he has this small wife and all this other Shes so people like I'm not gonna give him something else I'm not gonna give him the punch I can't do like Has everything And this is anything with thing with Tom Cruise. There's that certain level of people that just like the movie comes out. I've talked to people and I saw the movie.

I won't go see it. Tom Cruise movie. I'm like, why? I just hate him. Principal. And I'm like, you're an asshole. Well, if you get to the point of the point of the movie, that's insane. If you're going to stop yourself from enjoying a fucking good action movie because

he said something 10 years ago. I can't identify with you. Yeah, holding on to the post-partum thing. Even if you're a woman who's gone through post-partum 10 years later, you might be like, I know what I fucking want. We all make mistakes. But also, it's like, take it from the source. The guy is not a fucking doctor. He's not like, he's going on and like, yes, he's being kind of like blustery and a little bit bombastic with these claims and because he was talking about Lauer, right?

Wasn't he like, I've done it like, I've read about psychiatry and all this other shit. It's like, nobody, it should just, don't take him seriously and it can begin and end there. You don't have to like talk about him. But you know, I think Corley or Nazi is movies. It's like... I love to fucking bag a celebrity.

Mm-hmm. It's like better than bag and movie dick. Yeah, if you could... If you could, if you could bag yourself a celebrity queue. Really put them in their place, take them down. Yeah, really just fucking porn. Including Seville camera. Really big.

Is there any sort of one-up porn? Dad, what about Dad? Not really. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. So that but I don't care enough about. I would have won a poem, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. I'm not gonna say that. No, why? I mean, somebody dead, somebody. You want to burst it on rockhots and be like, ah-ha! Maybe if I had to pick someone, although the fan of his music. I'm not a shitty celebrity, okay.

How about Sinatra? Let's pick up the song. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. like, ah, ah, maybe if I had to pick someone, although a fan of his music. How about a shitty cello? Okay.

How about Sinatra? Well, it's Poin Sinatra. That's dangerous though. That's still a little dangerous. That's still dangerous. Action, you're barely 20. I love his music. Why, why, what did he do that?

That guy's, you just read about him. He was just really arrogant. He was a real jerk. Yeah, he was kind of an asshole and like a real jerk Yeah, yeah So maybe I'd pull him but even that I don't care enough So you have the chance to pull him and you're like Yeah, I don't need so what do you never do? I'm trying to think I think I'm trying to think of who like who has been been so arrogant and

Obnoxious that you're like you just want to you just want to take them. Well, we'll take them down in what way though Be like you got a punch like some people it might not even bother post post something about them Something that's awful for like they saw up in heaven and kind of ruin their day. They're on the heavenly internet Fucking ruined their day. They're on the heavenly internet and they're typing and they go to fucking... Who the fuck is this Brian Johnson? It's a surprise. Normally, Gorgon. Yeah, I think that if, like, personally, even right now, live celebrities, if I were to shit on one, they would be like, who?

Like, it wouldn't register beyond another person. I imagine that, overall, human beings. I'm sure No matter who you are if you see enough Enough hate directed your way. It's gonna affect you. Sure. I'm gonna read it I don't know. I don't know if I don't know what red it's been lately, but I'm just like Why would I go because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna argue with him. Yeah, there's a reason for you to go Destroy your iPad right now. You can just follow up, take care of it for you.

Oh, it's been bad, right? Oh, it's been a bit rough. What can they possibly have to say about me? Negative. What can they possibly say? You set your hand out for the Patreon. Unless you're okay, but that's a fact. I mean, if the update goes on. Yeah, but then no episode for three weeks, the last year. Okay, but that's a fact.

I mean, if the, if the, yeah, but then no episode for three weeks, I'm looking for a pencil. Is that what it is? Oh, no. But even if that was, let's say that, I'm not even gonna dignify those people. You don't want to let them pull us. Yeah, then, then, yeah, they're pulling us. They've been directly.

But these people who listen to our show, yeah. Why do they listen to the show if they, if they, if they, I just, they find enjoyment in it. I just at the bottom at the end of the day, I just think they love it so much that like if three weeks goes by, they're fucking they're maniacs. They're absolute blood thirsty and they want to destroy anything and every everyone involved. Anything shit or anything standing in their way of the show coming out. Yeah. It's easy. How angry they are. You would think that Brian was like that was their every one of them. I'm like, he was a mother ex to them the way that they're just like so angry at him.

They go like, I mean, it's crazy because we didn't release a show for three weeks. It was Tatum out. Is that the right way to say? Tatum out. To fuck. To, um, to, um, to like Brian have like seducing their mothers or something But now that they know we had a good reason They should come down. I don't even know what the reason is I have no clue with the reason

Reason was like it was I was traveling and it was it was really hard to get to it But before that I don't know why but the the file was six hours long and the audio jumped from place to place So I had to kind of I don't know why it recorded the way it recorded I wasn't in charge so I cannot take responsibility But in the future where if there's an episode right we agree you give it to decklin will take care of it You're on the road you're doing live shows you're doing you're at the pool, you know Drone You're on a radio talk show, you're on multiple shows, give it to me, we'll get it done. Yeah, I was, yeah, okay. I'm

sorry, I'm sorry that in eight years, it's awful. It's like, so wait, I do wait two weeks, and I understand that if someone were like, oh, so now, just care about Patreon, and the free stuff is gonna fall, by the way, so I'd wish it is not, and that they're not being an episode is no different than many other weeks where there was an episode. So that's just gonna happen sometimes. So yeah, there is gonna be weeks,

yeah, the regular episode will, there might be weeks we miss, you can't lie to you people and say, it's not gonna happen, BQ's schedule is is is crazy man came a fucking talk right now. He's here but like he his voice is so strange. I thought maybe you were dealing with some illness or something. No, no, it's just your voice is tired. I don't work lately.

So it could happen. And you still come. You still come. You still take the ride down. You got back from Florida today. Yeah, because you got to lay because of that. I didn't bag any clothes. This was funny. You look at love this because I went down the Florida. I was always supposed to be there like 16 hours. So I all I did was bring boxes shorts and a t-shirt and then it rained so fucking much and I got caught in it. Then I either go to the Universal or Landau gift shop. I spent 97 fucking dollars for bathing suit, water shoes and a Jurassic World t-shirt. And then I wore that for 24 hours straight. I got that shitty bar on the set, like a water shoes and a Jurassic World and

the universe. And then on the plane home, when I got home I had to go to work and do some shit all of that It's not like that. It's not even crocs like the worst. She just dressed as a minion. That would have been good too. That's universal, right? I looked pretty bad. Yeah, I think that it had Nickelodeon. I think yeah.

That would be good. Yeah, you and your little body paint and some overalls. I'm like I do it. Why not? Why not? Why not? Oh shit, you know what I got to say? You know what you missed in LA?

I got to go see Matt Mosier for dinner. Oh nice. And he's, he directed that Grinch movie. Yes. It looks, I saw a preview of it at the theater when I went to see Black Panther. So he's like, why don't you come meet me a little early? You can watch him scoring the movie.

So I got to sit two things down from Danny Elfman and watch him score with a 85-feet orchestra. It was in it was like mind blowing mind blowing that did the genius it was crazy man it's funny guy too I didn't talk to them they introduced me to him but I was like yeah you know but like he cracks jokes as he as he goes through it he He you know, he talks he's a Pretty good jokes. You're a mean one practical joke Tell some pretty dark fucking jokes whoo dark jokes because he was like he was like making fun because you would they did they do is they play the music they play the movie with no sound right and you know it's little in the Cindy Lou and and so he was putting words in their mouth and it was pretty dark shit

it was uh yeah second game in trouble if you were uh nothing that bad we don't want to no nothing nothing nothing that bad, we don't want to. No, nothing, nothing of that nature. We don't want to. Absolutely. More along the lines of pulling baby teeth than then she then can get you fired. It was a trip to, it was a trip to listen to and watch him work. So that was pretty cool. The fact that I started telling that story. You were talking about... You're at Universal Studios. Universal. Oh, we were talking about you... I started out with you coming here

regardless of what happens. Yeah, yeah. You were the ones you ran into. And if you do happen to miss a week, we'll try to meet me and you and maybe we'll pull somebody else in. We'll try. But... We could have had a fire here. But if it but it may not happen and but the other the other stuff will come out on time. No. So just so so despite schedules, yes, we'll try to get out in episode a week if we can. But I mean, what I tell you, it's people's medicine. Didn't you need your medicine?

I did need my medicine. Didn't you go like like a like a maniac to get your medicine? It's true. I mean, if if our medicine as as addictive as that medicine, why the fuck are we not richer? Why? Tell them Steve Dave. I will know when it go, when the music stops The bartender says it is time they go find another spot We're headin' out and we spark one up to see where our feet land

The night is young, the moon is full, we can't find a can You can feel me turning on the time is right Kick down the door, come baby, turn off the light I'm running out of lies I'm running out of time Don't you keep me waiting no more I'm running out of lies I'm running out of time

Don't you keep me waiting no more Do you remember the sacred nights we had? With those marches running up and down your legs And across your back Come on down and stay all night tossing and turning to the moon and lights are ringing Where you'd rather be than hanging out with me I don't know what is takes but it's got its ups and downs

Looking back in all these years, it's driving me insane Cause I'm running out of bars I'm running out of time Don't you keep me waiting no more I'm running out of bars I'm running out of time Don't you keep me waiting no more I'll tell you what baby, I'm running out of time, I'm running out of time Don't you keep me waiting no more, I'm running out of time

I'm running out of time, don't you keep me waiting number I'm running out of life I'm running out of time Don't you keep me waiting Yeah This has been a production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smotcast.com.