Tell Em Steve-Dave - #385: Mr. Manager

Episode Date: August 29, 2018

A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine

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Q. Yeah, you're here. Get him has a face full of cheeseburgers You're here. Get him has a face full of cheeseburgers. Well, I know how much you like to defend celebrities. I saw this and I thought of some celebrities, not all, there are some that are undefendable. Really? Who's who's who would you say you wouldn't leave to their defense? There's some of those like wannabe celebs. They know that I. I'm sorry.

Some of those like wannabe celebs, they know that I... I'm talking about me! Come on! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Kind of the celebs that just trade on just on being famous and, you know, more so than having. Like a celebrity chat? Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't like break a leg trying to like, you know, get

in front of us, some people who are bad mouthing or I probably would just kind of let it happen. Like a hidey and Spencer Pratt, you remember when they were a big thing years ago? No. They were like, I think they're on the Osea ears. So one of those shows. I don't know. Okay, good for you.

You should've know this kind of shit. Or should I? But the Kardashians Jenner's wall years, when everyone became a model in that family, I said, how, how does this happen? I don't think they're pretty enough here in your opinion. No, I think they're pretty enough, but why? Why are they being referred to as supermodels, which is sort of like the next level of the...

Our own BQ is only bang regular models and Pageant winners. Yeah, not super models. Well, isn't a super model just to how much money you bring in? Like you get to that level of income? I forgot completely that I had sex with. A Pageant winner?

Yeah. I didn't have a jerk off to it constantly. You just said that the memory came flooding back and it was like I got to do it again. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. It was nice.

I don't even mind you every once in a while. You'll be playing a supermodel tonight. I think it's me. Ming, Ming, you're here too. Hello everybody. And who knows better about my. He's got a picture of himself and Mike and Paulina Portsgov. Portsigova, yes. Portsigova. May remember, you got divorced. Quiet, you know, supermodel. At one time, right? Or do you always retain supermodel status if you have it? I think so. You know, you call the president.

You still call Mr. President, right? Afterwards, even if they're like, you know, like not in office, yeah, you still call them Mr. President. Like even if they're like 90 and bed ridden. They can't remember. But the pro's and everything. They're still that's a super model. They're right there.

And most of all, you know, uh, yeah, I think so. I think Bridget Bardot in our later years was not a was not a super model. She was a super model at one time. Yes. But I mean, I don't know. You don't call her Ms. Supermodel when she's on the wrong side of 80.

So you were saying she was a Supermodel. She was a Supermodel. I'm saying Kendall Jenner wasn't a Supermodel. I'm saying yeah, like I didn't get the distinction as to why. Although she's very highly paid, so I don't know. I don't know, can you look at up, man? Can you help us define Supermodel? Well, I'm talking about this because Kendall Jenner,

she said something that, I don't believe I'll ever say anything that will rile the entire model community. Whoa. And she went ahead and did it. She made, she's 22. She made some comment that seemed disparaging to models, I guess. And I'm waiting for it to come up on the shared universe internet.

Oh, that's wild. That is cool. A famous and successful fashion model. That's pretty liberal with a definition, right? I mean, it's very loose. I mean, it's core, maybe, but... Yeah, I mean, otherwise... core, maybe, but yeah, I mean, otherwise. Yeah, worldwide reputation.

Well, if in a background in Hooked tour and commercial modeling. Um, can I ask you a question about the show? Remember on Comic Book, man, we wanted to get them to be a fashion model. We never shot the bit. I was hoping for that one to come through finally. That's the way it was. I, you have an amazing studio here. I love some of the things that are on the walls,

not everything. But that picture is that, like, that's a odd one because it's like, how long were you with it at? You took a picture ever and I don't think most people would recognize who it is at this point, or ever, unless it was like, you know, drive was at the height of MTV popularity, I mean. It's like 1983. Yeah, it is like you got such a limited wall space.

And you guys chose to put up the picture of you and Rico K6 wife. Yeah. Well, it's, was that your word, Mike? That's me. I put it. Oh, that's definitely. Yeah. Yeah.

I put it up there. I, I was sauce by. I remember I had the sports illustrated swim, like 20th anniversary swim shoot, soon issue. Uh, big fan of the drive video. Yeah, she was a she was a big big part of my life for sure. Some thing and there's that you knock that picture down you can fit one more picture of Wonder Man up here. Yeah.

One picture of his family. Good point. You guys are represented in here. Yeah, you guys are over there from a comic book band. There's some comic book posters. We need some IJ stuff in here. We need more BQ in here. Oh, it's alright. Don't worry. He's a wannabe. We know it. Yeah. So, okay, so Supermodel, I mean, I guess she does fit sort of the, she's very successful at it. Sure. She's famous enough, everyone who's the fuck she is. So maybe she is a Supermodel.

But, this is what she said I had a million jobs not only catwalks but everything else she was scaling back her catwalk the part that part a little bit the whole combination was very overwhelming and I started freak out a little bit needed to take a step back and then she says maybe those girls need to pay their bills that's why they're doing 30 shows and I think she came off as kind of entitled and pissy about it and then the models came after her now what do you do? What do you do? Let's see you're pretty tired. No I'm just I care about my head on this like we I'm just I care about my head around this like we Assuming there's no God you know

And that when you die you just go away. You just no longer exist Pooh baby the the eternal oblivion as they call it I look forward to you which means that Every moment we have on earth is important and must be grasped and cherished and I just listen to that story about that topic and then and then the ultimate it's of being asked a comment on it. I'm in my own death approaches with the clockwork regularity. You're on the wrong side of 40. Oh, fine. I'm not. I hear there are more days behind than I had ever. I mean there I you know, when I believe when you die, you just shut off like a light switch and that's some of that hand is started

to creep towards that switch that says be cute. It's gonna be Kendall Jenner's hand doing it. So it's talking about her for a minute. Yeah. I was never one of those girls to do like 30 shows of season or whatever the fuck those girls do. More power to them. I don't care what she says.

I don't care what the fucking models say. Neither do I. I want to defend her. That's not what I want. I want to get out here. What would you need to convince you that maybe there is more after you die? What would you need on this explainer?

To give you at least a little bit of hope. Any tiny shred of evidence. Please include Cuddle Jenner in your answer. Yeah. But about these people who die and they say they go to heaven and they come back. I don't know who they are. I don't know their stories. I know nothing about them. But those are people who have come back. You don't hear about people who have gone over and then sent a message. It's somebody who's come back and you can equate whatever they went through

to some chemical. Well, it's always like they're on the operating table and there's that light above them or they're floating around the operating room and they can hear what they're saying, which is understandable because they're in the room. You know how many times I was on morphine or derivatives of morphine and I'm like, I'm floating, baby. I'm floating all over the goddamn room. Then I came back. Yeah. Came on back. Yeah, I think. I I mean you have so many people who want to prove the existence of ghosts and an afterlife you would think in all these years they would come they would find a way to come forward and 28 digging his own grave

I'm watching watch him him. It's gonna get a tongue-latch tomorrow. Tomorrow, let's open. So this is done talking. Coming an hour for religious study, get fucked, this summer bitch. I'd like to believe that it's somewhere there, and the only rule is that you can't communicate or influence, you become like a watcher, you can't influence the real world, which is why they can't know. If you'd like to believe it, what do you mean you like to believe it then just believe it then? I'd like to believe it. Well, fuck and do it then. Okay. You're off the clock. Stand up your shoulder. What is this being you'd like to believe it? Well, let's just believe it then. Well, that's

your two choices. It's either, you know, it's not like a sense. Some people believe that ghosts in the afterlife are influencing the current world, but there's never been any concrete proof of it. I don't, I just think we should stop calling them ghosts. I think that's what makes people think of it. Like it's so silly and stupid. Yeah, calling the undead. No, it does actually, like just spirits. Spirits?

Ghost just makes it, it just conjures up images of like Casper and people and she. Okay, like child-ish things. But it conjures up images of Q, when we went ghost hunting. You know that, you know? That's still one of my favorite pictures, ever. That's a great picture. So you're saying no more Kendall Jenner talk forever

because life is dwindling. It's a finite resource. And there's no way to refresh this. Well, I'm playing to brought it up because we got to hear all that. So I can't say, but I can't respond to it in a way that doesn't involve my own eternal demise. So yeah, let's talk about it, but no, my ancestors come from a place of, I'll be nothing for all the turning. I don't care. I don't care that any of this shit. So I'm having to discuss it. Yeah, well, just care. I don't care that any of this shit.

So I'm having this gusset. Yeah, well, just so you know, Kendall Jenner, she shot back. No. Because much like Trump, I guess, her words were twisted. She was misrepresented in a recent interview. That's just what you say now, right? My words were twisted.

Yeah. My words were twisted and taken out of context. That's a good one. I want to be clear of the respect that I have for my peers is immeasurable. You couldn't measure it if you tried. There's no, pretty much. I mean, there's no scale for respect, right?

You can't really measure it. No. So that part is true, what you saying? Jammine. She's inspired by so many of them, Walt. There's no way I could ever hate on that. I want everyone to win. Slay always.

Cultivate kindness today and always. Slay? I was saying hashtagging in her interview. Cultivate kindness today and always. Do you think she's a kind person, if you had to guess? I think she's kind to people around her. Ooh, I mean, that's a very tough question for me to ask. You're asking me to weigh in on somebody I've never,

I've never even seen, speak speak let alone, you know, I would have any insight into if she was kind or not. I love this, I love the way Ming can just pull shit up on the screen as we talk about. Is that like the definition of resting bitch face? I think it is, but she's definitely, I mean, she's pretty enough to be a model, I think. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, she's got the powdery lips, she's got the go fuck yourself, gaze. But I think she's doing a little bit of spin and control here. She's saying I want everybody to win. But initially, she was saying that she was kind of talking down to the other models, but now when she's called out for her comments, then she comes with a stance of like, hey, we're all, I want everybody to do this good. So I always guys, is that a thing kids are saying now?

Slay? Yes. Yeah, I hang around, that's all the seven level boys all the time. Tell me each other, Slay on, dip in for the latest buzz words and phrases. Can you have spoke butts out of the ass? Coming up on a skateboard, like, what's up, little bros? Hello, fellow kids.

Like in 30 Rockies, Steve, which me with two skateboard roll rock band whatever I said yeah what happened to you can I ask you what happened to your thumb you look like you're you're performing tonight injured you can ask lost my temper and tried to I threw something and when I when I brought my hand back I hit a chair my chair like a kitchen chair which is like solid wood. Would you throw? Or hill. At first now I first I'll show you the picture if you want to see it. I probably I probably need help I guess. Someone please help me. So this was because I got a weed whacker. Yeah.

And I followed the instructions to the letter as to how to like, you know, get it started and all this other shit. After this, I did it for a day and I'm like, I was gonna smash it, but it's like 150 bucks. I'm like I'm not gonna smash it. So I'll just do it tomorrow. So then I try to do it again to the next day,

and I'm yanking this fuck, I think. Yanking this fucking thing, and I go inside, and it won't start, so I go inside, and I'm storming around, and I'm like, this fuck is piece of shit. I can't remember what I threw, but it wasn't something like heavy, but I slammed my thumb so hard that at first,

I thought it was broken, it just screamed pretty badly. So that made me extra mad and then I did this to my screen door oh my god dude that's insane I'll put it up screen or is it glass I threw a head straight after I kicked both panels. I'll go flexi next time. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I had to go to those to look up new screen doors. Oh, dude, that's not great. I know. I wasn't even going to mention it, but my thumb really hurts me to keep this thing on. I didn't want to go to the fucking ER either. Like this is what they're going to do, right?

Oh, so you think so this is your own little contraption? Yeah, when I went to Rite Aid and they had this That's an extra machine there. This thumb brace. Yeah, I was like, do you guys do X-rays? Yeah, do your blood pressure, I'm like, already know, that's way the fuck up. WebMD says it's probably sprained, I downloaded an app. Yeah, so this is your own do? I mean, it's damn good.

I thought a doctor did that. No, it's pretty nice, right? Yeah, it does. A little piece of velcro little tape to the the metallic blue device that you have wrapped around I mean that looks professional yeah yeah I got it rated it was like six bucks so it would have been eighty bucks at the hospital that's like four hours that was the other thing I'm like I don't want a fucking but how you know that he doesn't have a broken thumb in there Is our chip bone or something? Well, he said he cleared it so I I might yeah, I

Heart's like up like up through here. So I don't know if I did something I'll give it like a week. I'll give it a little time to heal on naturally before they need to re-break it Even if it is broken spunting, you know making it a mobile is usually the treatment of course I think it's admirable that you're doing your own yard work. I really do. I'm like, I'm demolitioned. I think it's probably, it should be obvious though that you're just like me. We're not built to do yard work though.

It's just like, we touch mechanical tools and we're like, like like we're like a nullifier. We touch it and it doesn't work. We have electricity that shorts it like in your body that will short it out. You're right, but I tried to hire somebody the very first day they came like I had taken my the doors off my Jeep and I set them in the yard and yeah I called the guy. Yeah, I talk about this already. Yeah, and these these lawn guys came and I talked to a lawn yard and yeah, I called the guy. Did I talk about this already? Yeah, and these long guys came and I talked to a long guy and he's like, yeah, they'll be there in like an hour

and like 10 minutes later, I went out and they had already been their mode, everything. And there's fucking grass and clippings and shit all over the doors, like all, it took me a while to wash all these clippings off the two doors. And then these fucking idiots pile all this shit up that was in the yard like not a ton of stuff but like a little fire ring thing and some chairs right in front of the stairs and I call the long guy I was like I got a fucking kid here man like these fucking morons pile all this shit up on top of the grass clippings

then they pile all this shit up in front of the stairways I just don't come back man I'll do it myself well I'm pretty now you got a broken thumb. I'm pretty, yeah. You should just call another loan company. She's like, my guy, why don't you ask me my guy. And I've had a long guy long before, a long comic book man. Don't I? It used to be done, but he gave that business up

because he moved away. But I just, I knew from a very early age that it's just, I don't have what it takes to do yard work. I don't like it. It sucks. It sucks. It's hot. You're sweating your balls. Some dudes just, I could be something else.

I could be reading more about Kendall Jenner. But some guys just like they live for it. And it gives them, it fuels them, right? Like, you work like they, I find the boring. I just find it so boring. I just, was the last. He did some yard work major yard work or even minor yard work minor I was out there recently doing some stuff. What would be a minor in your I had my hate to shame you

But I have a fake Plastic lattice or an offense. Okay, and I usually put it up with zip ties And I don't know all the zip ties will pop because of the sun and I'll fall over and I looked out and I saw that it was down crushed a couple of Flowers went out there put it back up and then Where's the flowers and put the yeah, I'm was it ties Plants and flowers got some mulch and everything. You want to the store yourself? Yeah, how long this process take? A couple hours a couple hours. Oh, yeah, I can't believe you had a couple hours in your schedule. It was like Saturday at least 7.30 am.

Some flowery business. Some flowery business. Some replanting and repotting. Yeah. I gotta find some time to just live a life, I guess. Did you feel like you're like, you know, like, like I was one, like, you were one of the people again? I felt like, all right. No, I felt like I'm glad.

Hello friends. It tweaks to my eyes. I just feel like I was just glad to not have slept in, like being up that early and doing something I felt good. So I thought like immediately I just would have been like, I'm bored already. Even going to the store, driving to the store and like, fuck this, I'm bored already.

I don't care about how the yard looks or how tall the grass is or how beautiful the lattice is. I don't give a fuck. I'll take Leesoptide. Yeah, I just don't care. See, I would like it to look nice, but I don't care enough to make it look nice myself. And it's tough to find a long guy around us

in the summer, man. I think the economy's so good that everyone has a lot. There are a couple guys that around, like in my neighborhood, that do it, and they're like, man, we're booked up for the summer. When I was mowing the other day, I've been that front lawn part, which is like on kind of a main road.

I found a hypodermic needle. Really? It wasn't yours? No. From a previous. I mean, it is. Life. I walk lead right up.

Sharp is a whistle. Yeah, I was like, oh boy, like I mean, like Sage walks around in the back. She doesn't she's like has this real tactile type thing. She doesn't like grass or flowers. So she won't walk around. Yeah, she she just won't do it nor do I but like if you had a kid that was like into bare feet and shit and skipping through the long and it's not like you wouldn't think it's that name right? Yeah no yeah that would be I would be

horrified if I was out in my yard and I found a hyperdermic needle. We might have put the house up if we ever found a hybrid ever needle in the front yard. Yeah, I don't know if it was like somebody driving by and tossed it. I mean, I can only imagine. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they're not sitting out there. No, that's a major street you live on. They probably just threw it out.

They thought what cops were falling over something. They would say, what's the call when you throw the stash out the window? You ditch it? You ditch the stash? the window you I could ditch it you ditch the stash the shit Yeah, you ditch the shit. Well, they had fucking the used it and then just because oh you so how do you know is used But well the plunger was down and there was nothing in it I had like gloves on so I picked it up with gloves You expected it huh? Well, I got it throw it away

I'm like sage come get this I know it didn't have a cap on and it's probably used then because you got to take the capital to use it. Oh really? Oh really so I was Shit a year of fucking square heroin down my arm. Oh My god, he said it would such like fucking arrogance to listen to. Yeah. If you haven't learned anything in your 50 years, let me teach you something. I know you were talking about a celebrity who took some heat. I want to talk about a celebrity who got my compassion a couple months ago. I don't know if you heard about this, Q.

What's his name, Tom? Who? No, this is a real actor, celebrity. Do you remember, do you guys know a guy named by the name of Brian Edward Hill? Brian Edward Hill, no. Not offhand, no. He was the actor I think who played Jar Jar banks. Oh

That was Ahmed best Oh, so so it's not so wait. Do you feel bad for Jar Jar or this guy? It looks like he might be a criminal. I wrote it. It's a mug shot. I was Ahmed best played Talked about what are you talking about? Yeah, you're right. It's all my best for sure. I would, but wait, who's, this guy looks like he, a two of the five picture, one is of a tombstone,

two look like their mug shots. Another looks like a glamour shot. Oh, you're right. It is a mod best. So it's not Brian. I'm very close. Let me just, uh, who, who, who, who,

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I'm so sad. I'm so sad. It's my wrist. The backlash still affects his career to this day. It was the hardest moment in his entire life. And he thought about doing the ending at all because of the Star Wars fans' reaction to his character. Well, you know what? I think about hanging myself. Yeah.

Every other day probably. He pulled it up, man. Every other day. The job, man. Why should he be any different from me? And what, what, but like, you know, but he's an artist, though, who put his art out there. And like, But you don't even know what to do.

I mean, joke is what? I know how he feels. He read the script. He cast the check. I mean no, but like when people make things You don't like they're not trying to hurt you You know, they're not trying to you know if it if you don't like it though, that's okay But you don't have to attack the man so much that but this is my movie. This is my Star Wars You got right on it. That's what those assholes. They owe me. That was 20 years ago Yeah, 20 years. Okay, so this is his tweet 20 years next year

I faced a media backlash that still affects my career today This was the place I almost ended my life. It's still hard to talk about it I survived. Oh come on and now this little guy is my gift for survival. Would this be a good story for my solo show? Let me know like Han Solo or or maybe he's got a Patreon. I'm the next Hans Solo. Would you? I'm streamed. Wouldn't you not identify with Ahmahaad Best because I mean you're you needed a little person to I think save you at a time when you were at your lowest rate. Sage was that.

Yeah, but it wasn't because of anyone's opinion really. Like, I understand, but this is this moment. I didn't even know it was a real person. I thought it was CGI. I literally did not know an actor played that. Yeah, but they were just home over like a stick figure with face on it. I know like a CGI tech, right? Well, they have to have something they act to.

It's usually like something on a stick. But whose story is a sadder? Yours or a mod because he just was an artist. The modding because it's mine. Yeah. Oh, let me feel worse for him. What I have to live with every minute of every day. How many followers is this guy having? That's a lot of retweets and likes. He probably got a lot because of his honesty. Oh, that's that's hardly we have five times The whole host of family feud. I got a fuck a Steve Harvey No, it's cute. I Don't know I just felt so sad for this guy and I really hope that there's a place for him to come back and what what has he done?

So earn earn the love that is deserved from the Star Wars fans Why does he deserve it because he put it there, man. He doesn't deserve the love. But why does he deserve the love? He doesn't, he's a cares. He deserves neutrality. Oh, he cares because fucking people are like, you're the worst character to ever fucking stain

the Star Wars universe. I'll tell you what, I would take him and the new Star Wars movies over Rose Tico. I haven't seen any of them. Was that the Asian girl? Yeah. You didn't like her. I knew you mentioned that many times.

When you say there's almost like a venom in your voice. Every time, well not hard, not like every attack to our line like because these Asian and Jill are dead. It's because it was the worst thing we've ever had to shut us down. It was the worst storyline in Star Wars history. I have to agree. I just want to say, don't you agree though, that it's like, can you just dislike something

without attacking the people involved with it? Why is it so prevalent? She's not responding to that. Right. It's just bizarre how as a society, we feel need to on literally destroy someone because we don't like their art. I think it's I think it's sad. Yeah, I think it's a symptom of the fact that again, you know, back in the day if you wanted to tell an

actor something, you had to sit out there, pull out the piece of paper, pull out the typewriter of the pen and like write them a letter. Nowadays you can just pull out your phone and say, I hate you, you're ruined this movie for me, done. And it's the immediacy of it and the the quickness of it that which I think should also count as how much weight it deserves. These people are also maybe more susceptible to this kind of thing because actor actress, right, what are they doing? They're pretending to be someone else. Right. Almost all the time, right? They're just like, that's all they think about is pretending to be someone else. So maybe

they don't like themselves very much because really what like they're all looking for approval Isn't everybody putting themselves out there? It isn't almost everybody walking around today in one form or another Yeah, but this is a mass sort of like everyone love me and when they don't when you're jar jar instead of fucking Tom Hanks when you're kind of Generic Everyone's gonna hate you though, the way that he was universally

hated and is the. How early on with that? Is the poster boy for what was wrong with those three movies though? Yeah, but why don't they blame Lucas? Like, what they do? He takes his key. He got run out of the rail, Lucas. Yeah, but like, why? He should be allowed to come back

and finish it, I think. Because I mean, Lucas is on record thing. Lucas or finish it, I think. I mean Lucas is on record thing. Lucas is on record thing. Yeah, Lucas. Lucas is on record saying Jar Jar was the key to the whole prequels. And nobody wants to hear it though. Well, do they do they want to even hear it now? Because it would like, even at the time people were like,

Oh, this is offensive because it's like a weird sort of Jamaican rostiguy. Like, back then, people were getting offended by it. So a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, today would be, like, back then people were getting offended by it. So, today, a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Today would be, yeah, it would be far more. Well, they wrote in one of the books, they wrote what happened at Jar Jar, he ended up basically homeless living on the streets in Naboo, like being a street clown for kids and hated vices.

Who wrote that? Who wrote that? It was a center here. It's a queue in a tweet. What was that? They gave them a pretty good story in the Clone Wars and the end of it. It was a center it's a queue in a tweet They gave him a pretty good story in the Clone Wars and the end of it. Yeah, what happened? He sold out the entire Senate to fucking well cuz he was mind control by the mind of real is a fucking idiot I still like I'm more than fucking rose

Like if I have to listen to a speech a preachy fucking whining speech about the haves and the have nots in a fucking Star Wars movie I'd rather it come from a fucking gun gun Like at least I'm in that giant space rather What the fuck in sincerity, am I? Look at that, that's like Jesus fucking Christ I came in a watch of fucking space slug I'm just gonna come up with a bikini Jesus fucking Christ. I came in a watch of fucking space log Lessons and socialism like fuck off fuck you

Anyway, George We'll never see another space bikini, right in the Star Wars universe. No unless it's ironic Little less. It's on a male. Yeah, there you go. Was there any enough or you don't even know what it is? Like you don't know if it's a male or a female. Yeah, they'll do something like that. No, in the 2017 novel, after math, empires, and I said after the events of Return the Jedi finds banks as a street performer who entertains refugee children, but is loathed by adults who blame him for his part in the rise of the empire. What the fuck? We got tons of refugee kids coming in that are separated from their parents. Why doesn't this dude? I'm at best go down there

Do a little jar jar jar. Yeah, I This is real life. That's a that's in the stories universe who wrote that a Lucas could did sanction that No, Disney owns in them so Disney the clang Disney Disney's cannon Yeah, no, no Disney or Disney abolished a lot of cannon the cowl out of the EU the clown, Disney's cannon. No, no, Disney, Disney abolished a lot of cannon. The cow, a lot of the EU. The clown, they called them. Bring the clown. We want to see the clown.

We like it how he juggles glombo shells or spits fish up in the air and catches them or how he dances around and falls on his butt. Disney's mane. So every end of the day. Shoot that next line. So the adults though, they don't say much about them or to him. And no other gungans come to see him either. No one even says. So as bad as he's getting it from the fan base, they're like the people who own the property now are also like it's horrible

when it comes to this man. Check this out. It's the saddest story in Hollywood. Stop reading though. The next line is Jar Jar's dialogue. Uh, the boy then asked him why that is. Why doesn't anyone talk to him? Jar Jar responds. My no-no so sure the gunner makes a hometown. Misa thinks Koso Jar Jar makes him some uh-oh mistaken's big mistaken's. The gungun bosses banished me long ago Misa no been to home for abbas and Disa he's now booting. I helped you oh Empire. That's why they hate Is it the way you speak oh god yeah, they should have really what they should do is bring them back Let him commit suicide in the Star Wars movie. To start a like, be catharting for the character. Like I met a man.

I believe this. Yeah. I believe they had a scene where he fell over like a waterfall. And but they had to like take that out of the movie. What movie? The original The Phantom. He was in a space, the king. No, and then when they popped up after they,

that's when they flew through the planet core to get to the other side of the planet and popped up in the river He fell out and went over a waterfall. I've lovingly referred to you as the jar jar banks of Talham's You know that I ever since oh me so no because Because initially you were hated and then we've kind of Major likable and you were hated again, and now I don't know where the fan base stands. So it's your base. But I mean see that's why I'm better than Disney. I wouldn't let I wouldn't just throw jar jar of my jar jar in the trash pile.

I wouldn't do it. I was like I define. I'll spend eight hours a day doing this week with my jar jar. I wouldn't I wouldn would chuck them to the... And Kylie Jenner thinks that she paid her dues. This is what a paid her dues. Walt's like, I'll spend all that time with him being harsh on him than any Reddit person who ever got this job or guy. Get him, you were just saying that you were the manager for the wrestling team?

Yes. So, boys wrestling team? Yes. The boys wrestling team. Yes. And your job was to clean up any spills of any kind. Well, on the mats, yeah. To give you gloves? Yes. These gloves and the stuff you hold those is called the Zorba side.

This is how your manager's job? No. There should be like the ring boy or something. Well, if we were hosting the events at our like did you keep score? Like you wrote down a score? No, we scored was up on the scoreboard. We had a we had a full gymnasium and then we you know take the mats out for any vessels. I did it was JV Harble at it. You were going to be good at it. Well, because he's big now, but he was like a little twig back then, right? I was like 285. In high

school. Yeah. Why weren't you shut down? I was like 285. 275. In high school? Yeah. Why weren't you shit down? What was your fault? Like, what would you have to work on? What the coach said? I was just, I loved flutters. I was so much.

I told the story. They had a match at Malcolm X about his high school. And you fritter. I walked out and this guy was like at least a foot above me. And we went at it and 10 seconds later. So I was counted out. I was 10 seconds the match was like. It was so short.

It was a fall. And I got up off the mat and I'm walking back to my team. And I just start laughing. I can't stop laughing. Because it's just, it's like nervous laughter. And my coach got so pissed. He was in my face screaming at me, which made it worse because I couldn't stop laughing more. The go-klinger come off the mat. I said, you have

you ever burst into nervous laughter before? I haven't seen that at the stash. I haven't seen anything. You don't make a nervous one? Yeah. I've seen it. I've seen some nervous. It's a giggling nonsense. It definitely nerves anything to do with it. nervous wolf. I've seen I've seen I've been able to push a few buttons I haven't seen the nervous laughter come out yet though. Well, it's like I said that was just it was a one-time thing that that ever happened again. Not that I can recall the top of my head where it was it was just like that uncontrollable after where I was like giggling I just and you never got back in the ring after that. No, not really they didn't put me back in, so. Did you became a defective manager?

Yeah. What was the grossest thing you ever had to clean off of that? Oh, blood. Just blood? Yeah. No, I don't know, I don't understand the steps from being tossed off the team to becoming the manager. I think it's like, if you want to ride home,

you're our manager. Why would home, you're a manager. Why would they want you as a manager? Because I was good at cleaning mats. I was good at cleaning mats. It was very fun. What else did I do? Well, not like yet. So you just a janitor that they call the manager?

Well, no. There's other stuff you keep things in order. You prepare for that. The first aid kit, if you make sure your bandages are there. All the bandages plus your pre wraps your wraps all your other side to massage the the thighs and the no that was the coaches job.

I'm going to come up with like plans and that's the coaches to wash the singlets. No we sent those away yeah we yeah yeah. Evie do you still have your singlet? No I didn't well no I was the team singlet I didn't well. No, I was the team's single and I didn't get to keep it and bring it home with me. So the boys on the team like you or were you like kind of a pariah that hung around?

I think they like it. You really need to ask. Did you get a way? I think I have one and wrestling in two and the cross. So you have three letter your letter three times Yes, and you were a manager all three times. Yes Well, is that count as a letter? By the person kidding it. Yes And in the cross I was jb goalie for a time when our goalie walked off the he walked out the team

Oh, yeah, so they threw him he goals you let in uh I got enough to lose I don't think any. You're a winner. So you're an athlete. We'll just go without a goal. But I remember I still remember my coach. He was he was he was he was he was he I didn't have a cup so they gave me a rolled up a rolled up sweatshirt. Now a a t-shirt. Oh, God, it's so sick. He wants to upstate Moon Pie. And I still, um, when my coach, I mean the goal and he was, he was, he was, uh, college level.

And he nailed me twice in the arm at the crossbow and I could not like move my arm. You think you did on purpose? Oh, yeah, he definitely did on purpose. So when did you stop? Because I try to get you to participate in some sports at the stage, and you're always very reluctant. Why?

He just told you why. Why, but you're an athlete, though. I'm a trick cry-tist. Yeah, but like I, I, I, I, I, cue, I, I have a little baseball bat, and I make a tape ball, and when the store is empty, I want to play baseball in the store,

but he won't, he won't pitch me to ball. He walks away. I have a football, I want to play football inside. I can't he won't he won't pitch me to ball. He walks away. I have a football I want to play football inside He lets the ball hit him in the chest and he walks away It's very strange. Yeah, but I'm always trying to engage you in some sports some some manly activities Again, that was high school. It's it's different now 45 was high school it's it's different now we got to work out keep our keep our physiques keep young yeah you want to keep that figure get them all right well we

got some we did bring some games tonight and that not really sports but we have some board games Q oh we got Dr. Tangled I don't think they have enough room to play Dr. Tangled that's where we we would tie each other up and tickle each other tickle that's up and tickle each other. Tickle? That's what you tickle. Do you know we play this on, we played on comic bookman, right?

And then they never used it. Now that was a Twister. Twister, what was Dr. Tangled? Well, this is the one you told me about. We talked about that on Tom Steve Dave. But it was new kids on the block, Twister, wasn't it? No, no, no.

No, no, no, no. Wow, Dr. Tangled looks ominous, man. He looks, yeah. He's like, I'm not fucking around like these kids think this is just fun. Like, I'm a fucking heavy duty bondage. I'm just an M-type guy. Dr. Tangle looks like an adult body with a little kid's head. Well, according to the rules, the oldest person becomes Dr. Tangle first.

So, Dr. Tangle says, grab her foot. Now, as a, as a 10-year-old, cute, put it in a plastic bag. You went to a birthday party with boys and girls. Would a 10 year old cue immediately know like we're applying Dr. Tangle so I can get the tickle some girls or would you be or was that a 42 year old cue? We're back Dr. Tangle. I'm like well we got a situation. Or would you be excited, or would you not,

or would you just be at that point still too innocent to realize like, oh my God, I'm gonna get free. How old are we? 10. Probably like this is stupid, I don't wanna do this. Even with the girls, the cute girls in the classroom, or you're gonna look at her. I went to the boy school.

She's hot. You know she's easy. I wouldn't, you know, I don't think it would develop into something where like they tying my hands to a tits or something like that. No, they're tying your hands behind you and then doing shit. Yeah, so like smack in your face.

I believe there's a blank card that you could fill in your own part. All right, well then I'm gonna go ahead. I would think that this game had to have like, put some dudes on the path of SNM, right they feel they realized that like oh my god. I love being tied up by other people and tickled You like either of those I've never been tied up. I cannot stand to be tickled and

Hey, do you like being tickled? No, I'm I'm not really particularly ticklish, which annoys people I'm dating. Really? Yeah. I'm not sick of my kids. Like when they try to tickle you, there was like dig their hands into your ribs and it's like, it doesn't tickle, I just hurts. I don't know, they go into the feed,

they never, I'm just not that ticklish. Tickle their fancy cue, tickle, fucking. I got Dr. Tangle again, like I said, I think we need to. I mean, never been tied up. We would have Dr. Tangle again like I said, I think we've never been tied up. We would have to clear the table of every piece of equipment to play Dr. Tangle. Maybe if we moved the table to the stash, we would have room. We're not at the stage, get him. Well, not so right now I'm saying this.

Right. So I get him as full of fucking like obvious bullshit today. Earlier he told us that in order to give an inoculation, you need to take the cap off the needle, which I was blown away. I was like, did you go to medical school? How did you know this shit? We got this game, which I saw. I know, I'm not talking about my hair.

Some people are like, it's too low. Other people like, now my ear drums are blown out. Man, fucking, fuck livestream shit. I feel like it's supposed to work. Why don't we just cancel everything? Oh, life. Let's just cancel out. Let's do it like a bunch of,

wait a second, I wanna see my great moves. Whoa. Great moves. This is a game I saw in the tonight show, repeat, the tonight show, where you would have to, you strap a drawing board onto your body, like preferably your backside or your chest or your face. No, no, and then your partner would put the pen belt on and he would draw a picture

and gyrate like two inches from your face. It certainly looks like white people love it, they're so boxed. Well, this is the game that brings a new meaning to the phrase, bringing folks together. Yeah. This game I'm sure led to a lot of like sex at parties in the 70s, right? Like swingers, parties. Yeah.

Well, I'll tell you what we're playing on the April Jogas Cruises, yeah. I'm going to play in one of C. McGrady's moves. We got, we want to see if I can move again. I'm not sure if we have enough space in here to do it But we also have a listener submitted game Tell him Steve Dave board game Check just shit out It's a real board

from South Africa man. I like that and Some side down. Oh, yeah, I want that. And, um, some side down. Oh, yeah, I want to put it this way so everybody can see it. Wow, that's pretty good. Right, I mean, that's a real board game. It's got real cards, real game pieces, real dice. And, you know, how to play this game? No.

What is it? It's basically candy lane. You have the instructions. Yeah, I don't have those. Oh, he made up his own rules. TSD and Escape from Mingland. How do you say it? Use high heel dump, which is right near the bottle dump. What do you think?

My sister's boyfriend, Eric, you know, he came back recently for a wedding. And my sister's boyfriend was at the house, and he says this weird thing where he's always showing me pictures of shit that I'm like, I don't know why you're showing me pictures of this. Like what? Well, for example, this last time, he was like, check these out.

I mean, you would like this. And he shows me a series of pictures of women's shoes, and he's like, I have all these. And I'm like, what do you mean? And he's like, I have all these. And I'm like, what do you mean? And he's like, I have them. And I said, why? Okay. So I just, I don't know what to say.

Like, what do I say to that? Well, he has all the shoes. He had these, like, five pictures of shoes. He goes to, like, he's one of these guys that goes around and like, get stuff for free and then turns around and sells it. Who is this? My sister's boyfriend. Oh, yeah, yeah. What's the point of this? I hope and maybe you

knew because I can't figure it out. Why does he something cool? Show your pictures of women's shoes since I have them. He's yeah, I have all these. And that's the end of the conversation. That's it. Because I'm like, you weren't like, why? No. Because because that will it's just gonna extend the conversation that I already Something you gotta take it for the team, bro. I guess but I Feel like no answer is gonna be like and then he said and you're gonna be like awesome It's just gonna be like I found them. That's what way it's gonna go. I found them So you didn't ask about it. You didn't require further. I just want to be left alone There's want to be left alone. Oh, we have pieces. Okay, so you know you know the

You know the shimmy show the We look at that Ming just cut to a different camera. He's like a director over here. Oh Fucking George Lucas Oh, fucking George Lucas. Yeah. Play him for George and one child. Wow. Do you know the rules? Get a bomb.

I think I'm getting there, yeah. Okay, so what are the rules? Okay, well, just, can you? Can you tilt it through that camera? Maybe we could see the rules as well. Or you can move the camera around if you want. Yeah, we don't have the whole board. Okay, you can't, yeah.

There you go. You got the whole board now? Yes. That's good. All right. So you hit, but now, yeah, there you go. You got the whole board now. Yes, that's good All right, so you hit but now Ming you're you're almost like doing play by play like Monday night foot Oh, okay, I'm counting the book. Well, no, you're in the booth You got to change the camera angles when something good. Oh, yeah, yeah, you got to go to the reaction Yeah, we're working. Yeah, we're working. We get more my we have the like the wire cams I love drones in here. He's the next job. So he doesn't do the color card

He's not you can do it every once. He's a Dennis Miller of life. I hope he's not. Hopefully he's not going to keep it on that same camera angle the entire time. People are like, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

So where are the rules, Gator? OK, so you picked your teams in your character. You start on the first square down here, and you roll a flip of coin as soon as it goes first. You roll the dice. You have to move that many Spaces and then pick up a Trivia card that you have in your hand if you get it right you can roll again and keep going if you get it wrong You go to the next turn. I think brie you should be brie

We're playing a more game can I Be me but just call me I don't see a cue figure. I guess cue you want to be Sunday Jeff. Yeah, I love to be they make a cue figure. No So curious choice Hey, man, it's a special edition I think that's me. Get him are you playing or you the manager? Get him you could be you could be yourself and I'll just I'll I'll read the cards the questions. So how good do you think you are at Tellum Steve Dave trivia? Not as good as some of the listeners. We were in remember we were in Pittsburgh. No it wasn't

Pittsburgh. I can't remember what Conn it was about TSD group he was there and she has a notebook. You think my handwriting is small It's insane. It's microscopic filled notebook of like all tell them Steve Dave facts and trivia and shit I would love to what's that about us? Everything tells you Dave related I would love to get she's awesome We're third grade. Yes. I would love to get three people and to like go head to head for a big old prize Yeah Yes, I would love to get three people and to like go head to head for a big old prize. Yeah First you gotta give that but the prize away. We're gonna do that later on because I was gonna do it on this and then I was like oh shit You know what let me let me do it so everyone can hear so we'll do that later. So bra you go first

Okay, just roll the dice. I can't do land. So you go eight spots Where's it? Where's my dad? He's in the middle here. So, you go eight spots. Where's my bag? He's in the middle. Here you are. So, every time he gets a card, that's just a gameplay. He has to answer a question, he has to get it right. If he gets it right, he rolls again. I'm gonna run this fucking motherfucker.

There's two giant power grids. Roll dice read card. I don't recommend showing pictures of your kids. other fuckers. Those are two giant power graces. Roll thanks, Reed Card. Yeah, you're the same. All right. I don't recommend showing pictures of your kids to cue, but if you did, what's the maximum number of pictures he will look at? A, unlimited, he loves kids. B, two.

C, none. He will slap your phone out of your hand. Fom face. Q doesn't have time to look at your ugly kids. I'm going to go at the last one. See? Yeah. Eh?

Eh? What was it, Q? Two. You look at two? I'll look at two, anything past that's just disrespectful to me in my time. So does he go back to the beginning? No. I just don't go again.

He doesn't roll again. It's next person. So the candy laner rolls, come on. Well, how are you going, second? I was handing it to Q. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's wrong. If. Come on. Well, you're going second. I was handing it to you. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's wrong. If you land on slide square, you take the slide up.

If you get the question right and down if you get it wrong. I wish that is the person who created this. We want to give him some props here. Is it on the paper? Is it on the paper work you? No. No, I, oh, sorry. Unnamed creator of TSD.

You're like, TSD from England. You should've been watching it. I pulled you so far, yeah. There's a 20-second time limit for each question. There's a one true three square that has its own set of rules. So nice. Nice. You gotta look it up.

All right, thank you. All right. Three, three. One, two, three. You ready, Q? I'm ready. At a a party Walt was given something he put it under the seat of his car I forgot about it for a year what was that item a a very valuable comic Be a gun see a kilo of cocaine

Uh, I don't remember this story. But I think it's a gun. I think it's B. It was a gun. Yes. It wasn't a real gun, but it sure looked like a real gun. And I kept it in my car for a very long time. I drove around with that gun in my seat. And what, Ed gave it to you, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Now we're talking. Six. Six, please. One, two, three, four, five, six. Yes. One of your girls is of driving age. Yeah.

She tells you like, oh my god, I totally forgot. I had a super realistic replica gun under the seat of my car for a year. Yeah, I would be like, I would be so old. You're like, you're mentally retarded. And you would like, you would reader the riot act. Yeah. Why is that? And then she would play this. You're like, you're mentally retarded. And you would like, you would reader the riot act. Why is that? And then she would play this game and be like,

oh, good. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why you, I feel the same way that you're like way less tolerant of people doing shit today. It takes a lot to be like, oh, I gotta remember when I was a kid. Oh, it's in the past. Yeah, came of it.

Mm-hmm. Q, you were on it to be on a role, I think, because get him got his teeth knocked out by what object? A fist, a pool noodle, a pool toy, a baseball bat or a curb pool toy. You're a curb stop. Go again. Right. We don't want to read. Do we want to revisit that story or? Just talk about it last week

I think every listener is just like please don't tell that story again. Yeah Like even though they love the conclusion where you get this fucking teeth knocked out to the pool You might be you might be winning this on your first answer Walt's Guines counselor came into the stash Walt did not recognize her and assumed that she was his first girlfriend, friend's wife, or his grandmother. Grandmother. I thought it was my grandmother. What friend? Friends girlfriend. Oh, three. Yeah, these questions have to be a little harder. Oh, he's slid out back.

Whoa. What are they called like that? Oh, I thought you slid back regardless. No, no, if I got it right, if if we were there, I got it right, I would go up from here and I get it wrong. I go down. Got you. Okay. It's a tough, this is a little bit tougher than the other three. Which of Kevin Smith's movies did Ming create a fan page of, which later led to him working for Kevin? Clark's. Oh yeah, it was fucking Tusc, come on with these fucking goddamn.

Wait a minute, are you gonna read the, you don't wanna know what the option is? Sorry, it was Clark's. Small raster Jersey girl. Clark's. You're right. Eee. What's the next Q5?

I played this character in Q5. It I'm talking. This is a Q question. So if you get this in the ironic, if you get this one wrong, after all that, during his first week working at Viewers Q, something happens to Q. Car accident. He expects sympathy from the boys, but just get shit instead. What happened to Q during that first week? He gets into a car accident, correct.

Is it your laser? Yeah, Qoos, I was thinking the other day, right? When you're in the mafia, right? Like, good fellows. And they're like, you know, your friends that come to you with smiles, people you don't know how they're like, blah, blah, blah, whatever. They always do it.

They send the one person that you're like, never in a million years with his mother fucker, turn on me. And then they fucking shoot him. Yeah. I'm like, who would that be? I'd be like, cute. Yeah. I would say, cute for me. Can you believe these guys are trying to kill me?

You'd be like, oh, you don't sex. What do you think the gunner one is under the sea for? It wouldn't happen. I would accept it. Whatever they had me over a barrel. I would accept it in terms that I'd come to him and be like, we're gonna get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah, I would never. What'd you do with these Mafia

guys that are so mad at you? Why did you tell me a wild-eyed rope into this? What are you doing? What are you trying to do? I'm trying to find a question that's not a good idea. Trying to make the game less more than three minutes. All you've been getting is gimmies though. Come on man. These are some pretty easy ones. Get them got married on which Tellum Steve they've episode. A 300, B250, C350, D gross it never happens. Gross.

Wow. To my wife right these? I think it was 300. You're right, get them. I mean, cute. Hey Ming, how many people eat these jelly beans that you've put out for a company? Like, there's, what fucking stuck together?

Like, grandma's ribbon candy in. No, shockingly. I don't want you to drink. What does that mean? You don't want people eating those all the time, yeah. Oh, and prom too? Like, he has to have one, two, three, ready to go at a moment. I guess that's the... One of the players you game true three square. They have the option of challenge the other team to around the one true three if they beat you

Forget it again to it. I will do any more question. What what did the boys nicknamed the air forces gay bomb that used female sex hormones to make soldiers attracted to each other Enola gay Fabulous, or puff bomb. Puff bomb. Puff bomb. I like that people are answering too. Maybe she'd give it a second. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, people with comments, people with comments.

Okay, all right, I didn't know that you're, I thought they figured they had bad vibes. Look at Mike K. Ming sounds perfect. All right, why don't you get married on fucking episode 400? Who sounds perfect? My Ming says my K. I guess the how does being sound perfect? I don't get nice fucking same shit. I guess that's how he sounds perfect. Oh, I guess I'll be listen to my Is that supposed to be sarcasm? Maybe

It's so loud how many audio sources are in the room? How much of a delay is this on Ming? There's quite a it's like 20 seconds. Oh, okay. There's like 10, 20 seconds. All right, cue. All right, I think you may have, match your match. This one may have to be the one that.

Well, no, because I don't think, I wouldn't even know this one. Okay. I don't think you're gonna know it either. Who introduced the boys to the TSD cares Reddit board? A, Ming, Chen. B, Getham Steve Day. It was a lot of it was a lot of them though. C, Rob Bruce, or D, Frank

five. There's a tough one. It seems like something Rob Bruce would want to do, but would have no idea of how to do. I don't even think what are the options? Who are the people? Ming, get them Rob, or Frank five. Can you get the internet on a sidekick? I'm gonna say Gidham.

You say Gidham, what does the internet say? Yeah, just give it 20 to 30 seconds and we'll find out. Got him. Yeah, got him. Everybody's everybody universally saying Gidham? Yeah. You're like the Tom Brady of Escape from England. Everybody is everybody universally saying get them Yeah, you're like the Tom Brady of escape from People are people are right you much saying get them. It was get them everybody. All right

So you were just bringing in bad news from day one One I own your domain name two people are shitin all over you Things haven't changed much since that introduction to the red report Still the same level of animosity I see. Yeah, well, it's a yes Why do you go it's because they demoted me as a mom? I just I mean I think it's just a nature keep you in check Yeah, the way mod kicks me out and read out of me because if he when he left he it would made me a top mod So oh cute this one's a tough one. Well your mic is what to say. I'm watching the levels. They look good. Q was embarrassed when he an insurance adjuster he used was an impractical jokers fan. What car did Q own at that time? A, a 1998 Toyota Camry. B, a 2014 Jeep.

A 2006 Honda Civic or a 2003 three Prius and when was this? There's no date. I mean what was the question? I'm sorry. Oh, when Q was embarrassed and insurance and just her he used was an impractical joke. You know, we're asking Q all questions about Q. He didn't want me to salt the cards. You want me to just take him as they came? Of course he does. He wants to go home. It's a 2006 Honda Civic. Now, can you refresh us? Why were you embarrassed? I thought that would be played to your...

I don't remember this at all. I just know which car that I owned. At that time? Yeah. So yeah, I wonder why you were embarrassed because I would think, because you love to be, you know, ever have, to have that inside man in your corner at all times, right?

I, well, yeah, it's good. It's a good thing to fucking seven. Could someone move me? So, look at him, he's so focused. He's like, he wants to win this so badly. I love the competitive queue. Oh, six, seven. And it's such a challenge too.

Every fucking question's about him. He's like, oh, the car, I own in 2006. Okay. Do you think you could answer the car you own the 2006? Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Definitely. Okay. In episode 180, the tranny trick. Okay. Sweet. The boys are discussing well, being tranny tricked. What movie were they talking about? That's a Christ almighty. Yeah. It was phantasm. No, it was a fucking porno. Like of course you should move more. Oh, damn it.

Poor. Kinda cute. You wanted to get props to this guy? This question shouldn't be. Oh, here we go. Here we go. You got it wrong. Here we go, cute.

Get him agreed to sell the website, tellmsteve.com to the boys for exactly how many dollars. The first time? 700. A 1000 B 700 or C 500. Exactly how many dollars the first time? 700 a 1000 b 700 or c 500 Well, the first time a second time first time was 700. Did you eventually sell it for seven or was it a thousand? Yeah, it was 700. Yeah

Do you ever feel like you should give us that money back because I do Because I do. Because if I didn't move, you'd be like, You're not going to get a good use. You're not even going to get a fucking, You're not even going to get a turn, get them? I mean, hey, you're not going to get a turn, get them? I mean, hey, you're not going to get a turn, get them? That's like Q's middle name.

How many cast this Q has? Do you consider you buying that domain name, the biggest pile of shit you ever walked, the biggest pile of shit you ever walked it ever stepped into as far as luck oh yeah right I mean it has to be all right we should not like him right now or even know him so I do is that the that is at the most luckiest thing you ever fucking did in your entire life if you ask me if I by when I purchased that domain, would I picture me be sitting here right now,

surrounded by famous people, no. Well, neither would I. So you don't regret it. No, but what's more luckier that when you got adopted by your family, or when you brought the domain name, what should you consider more influential? This is more of a give me the all cues question so far.

I mean, pre far Mother trying to I mean you've got like you probably said to yourself. I was the luckiest boy in the world at that moment when you when you got you were adopted at what age Oh, okay, so you didn't you weren't okay. It wasn't like six years old I got again, what do we already do it? No, you're you're you're on a roll, maybe, baby. I mean you are the the greatest Escape from Mingland This is great in the Adam and Eve bonus podcast. Oh, here's the end. There's a one true three Which of these three is the true story. Oh, this I might not get. Right. Okay. Now, internet. This is this is why you paid for the

live stream. This is exciting. Everybody was rooting against you, you're like the Patriots. Everybody loves to see him lose. You may get your money. I was guessing I have a one in four chance You may get your murder. I was guessing I have a one and four chance of getting this right. She accidentally deleted all of Brian's photos. She had sex with Brian while he had a loaded gun up to her temple. She unsuccessfully tried to roleplay as a hooker with Brian. Which of those was the true story? See here's the thing.

I know that she deleted his photos and I know that they had sex with the gun so it's which one do I remember being said by her said by her so you're looking for the which one is the true story deleted photos deleted photos what's the internet say what's you with the internet says sound is getting see, we're saying what we see again successfully tried to roleplay as a hooker. Right. Right. What gun sex gun? Let me let me say this much.

I should have pulled the trigger. I know the gun story happened. But I also know she deleted all your photos. She deleted photos to you, but that wasn't part of that. I might have come after. You can decline to answer this because I know you're in a new relationship, but has any of that come up with a new girlfriend? Any kind of that?

She's like, well, you did that with her. Why won't you pull a gun on me? Yeah, she gave me that kind of attitude. It's like, well, you have a fag or something? Let's just say I've unloaded guns for, you know. You've used a gun on her too? It's only way I can do it now. Are you crazy? I can see it.

You've used a gun method on her as well? It was. It was not the same gun. No, the first one was my grandfather's revolver, a little like 22 looking thing. It was like real small. This is a big 45 spring field armory. How does that conversation come up where like who suggests like, well, I know you're like, do you suggest that or does she say, well, I know you're into gun play.

I'd like to try gun play. Um, all right. I'm just going to say it because why not? She said that She knew she wanted to have sex with her when she heard that story. That was the story that made her fall in love with you If falling in love with me isn't quitted to point you to go Really yeah, can you? Wow.

Special breed. Yeah, special kind of lady. Really? And you're not like, what is your reaction when you're like? Okay. Locked and loaded. Thank you. Would you find that, titillating, or would you be a little bit like Mary what year did he get into it I would be terrified if somebody was like I want you to pull a gun on me what I was younger maybe now I'm like just

where is it she's like I can ask you the same could you pull off that maneuver again I don't know I tried I tried role playing with my like two Xs ago And I'm a guy you're not gonna cheat on pretend I'm not And it didn't hit didn't go well. What was the role? What was your role? I had a mask on what kind of mask? One of those like um, she knows you as my girlfriend. Yes Robbery like the fashion grab Grammacy show. Oh

My god, you wore that miss yeah, wow and then go well because because you you couldn't keep up the charade or she was or she Just was not into I got I got worried You're supposed you pushed out we got I got worried. Oh, you're plus you pushed out. We got to have a safe. Yeah. You freaking half a man. You wouldn't keep up with the you couldn't keep up with the character. No, no, no, it was the character.

I was in true. The tacking. Yeah, you were an intruder. Oh, and you could and you couldn't follow up. It's disappointing. You know why? Because then she'll find someone who will follow through. Did that lead you think inevitably to the breakup?

Well, I think a lot of things, let's hit a breakup, but sure, I'll throw that into the pile. I thought about it until the right now. All right, get him. You are up. People are born. Oh, man. People are born into the regular. What?

The life's dream people are saying they're born. No, no, not them. People are born of regular sex stuff. Like, we're going to do just like lay there and do the same thing you've done a hundred times. Sometimes you know you pull a gun. No, no,. People are bored of regular sex stuff. Like we're gonna do just like lay there and do the same thing. You've done 100 times. Sometimes you know you pull a gun. Sometimes you. Sometimes you.

If you don't have to, again, you don't have to answer. But like was it, was it, was it everything that she thought it would be? Or was she kind of like, well, or did she think it was going to be, how did it, how did it turn out? Was it a successful session? Well, it was more than once so I'm sure Oh wow Multiple times with the gun

Magnificent Johnson rides again Off into the sunset It was the gun. It was the gun. Yeah, but Get them now you're 148 knowledge here. You should not miss a question. Hopefully. Right. You should run the table right now. That's what the internet wants to see. They want to see an amazing comeback. They want to see a winner like you. Right. That's the Cinderella story. They want to see me win like I did on Sunday chef. Right. Yes. This is like this is my patron. Disney might buy this story if you come back and win this now.

Okay. And make a movie. Did they already do it? It's called a hunchback and Notre Dame. You ready? Yes. Q is a fan and friends with this British filmmaker, Guy Richie, Edgar Wright or Ian K. Morris. Ian K. Morris. Final answer. Correct.

Well, how's he doing, Q? Ray, this movie just came out of it. Oh, yeah? I heard you still talk to him on a regular basis? Yeah, that's he doing? Q. Ray, this movie just came out of it. Oh, yeah? You still talk to him on a regular basis? Yeah. That's good. Up on Twitter and listen to any one of his liberal leanings. They're so amazing to read. Oh, Ian.

Oh, Ian, he went to the left. He moved to Hollywood. He went full liberal, yeah. He did move to Hollywood. I love that you know that you're, that it doesn't affect your friendship, though. That is a big man. Well, I don't know, none of my friends talk politics of me because I know I don't want to. Other than it does Ian? Or he knows you doesn't want you to want to

talk about it. Everybody knows I'm I'm I'm ignorant and happy. That's the way. It's a fucking yeah. It really is ignorance is bliss. It really is. Maxim to live by. It's not for it's not there for everybody else. It is for me. What do I give a fuck about them? Okay. I you're lucky now because I know you, for some reason, your cue knowledge is off the charts. Not IQ. Just your cue. Just your cue knowledge.

Like, you're enamored with cue. So I think you're gonna, again, love this. That's what his girlfriend made him say when he was role-playing. Like you. It says the cue official strap-on. Slightly used. They took a mold of my penis and made it into a strap. I can't believe what cuck and get him.

What a fool. I've never been pegged like this. Oh, she's wearing a strap on. Of course. All right. Q is big timed at a Broadway show of School of Rock by What's Celeb? John Ham, Chandler Riggs, Michael Rooker, or D,

you can't big time, Q. This is insanely difficult. This is really easy. I see almost every question I'm like, I know the answer to that. Except for the one that I got. I love this. Was it was it?

Rucker my answer my answer. Yeah, Rucker. Yeah. No, no, Chandler rigs. It was a child a child big time Yeah, it was Chandler rigs. Wow the internet is is accelerating as get him is going down in flames All right, Brian. No, am I still playing? Alright, Brian. Whoa, am I still playing? You wait for it just so people can watch the good guys. Look at this. I'm still a fucking Ming's Mike story. That's not for a comeback story though. Alright. It's gonna be the greatest comeback story.

One, two, three, four, five, six. Ooh, you almost got the shoot. It's just going the shoot. Just going the shoot. Go on the shoot. Sorry, good. No, you gotta get it right. You gotta get it right.

I gotta get it right in there. Okay. Merriot Elizabeth is just cool. She sure heard the word shoot. She was like, come home now. I'm like, I'm talking it right in there. Okay. Mary Elizabeth just called she sure heard the word shoot. She was like, come on now. I'm like I'm talking about the poop shoot. Come on now. There he goes. God's own prototype. Three Cavaleros. All right. Episode 295. What was Walt's reason for denouncing the science of cryptography?

He didn't believe the Matt makers could show the country's true shapes He said only Jesus knew what the world looked like isn't a cartographer says cryptography He did swung on the card. Okay, he was he read it right though. Thank you. Get him We're agreement him found it out We're agreement. We never went to the moon. So how could we have these pictures of the earth? Wow. So he didn't believe the Matt makers could know the country's true shapes. He said only Jesus knew what the world looked like. Or I never went. I said we never went to the moon. So how could we have all three so plausible? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, I believe it is number one. Okay, that would be letter A, not number one. And you are correct.

I always I still to this day feel that it's impossible. I feel it's that only the people of that era could have been taken up by an alien spaceship, Z, the earth to get there, to get how they made maps like that. I don't think it's possible you could do it from the ground. I wish I'd thought of it at the time, but when Walt saw the UFOs and was blathering on and on about how he's always known he's special and aliens were gonna seek him for knowledge.

I mean, isn't this the same guy who's like, we're all ants, none of us are special, everyone. I couldn't do this from meaningless. Well, that's just what I have to say to get the, to get this to the aliens. Well, that's just my that's just what I have to say to get the to to to get this free shit. No, it's reverse psychology. Yeah, I'm reusing reverse psychology on aliens. Oh, okay. So the aliens are listening to the thing. They think of the years of challenge. Yeah, the dog they consider me the most common man that ever walked the earth, but they monitor all communications. I got them fooled. Yeah, they back us on Patreon.

All right, I think it's an ambiguous that like it looked like a like a comet. They kept taking it down off Facebook It was like a somebody was saying it was a spaceship. It was like a couple like a week ago or so This brim of these me I got a roll again. These are some long friends I go up the shoot. I keep in my mic with my brim Sorry, I'll Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the episode for so like so many hours you probably should know I probably should know I believe I do I believe it was The purveyor of porn Ira with his gaping whole videos correct Ira making a big time come back gaping hold do anything for you get him

Yeah, he doesn't you like throw a hotdog down the hole. We all go to phases. Yeah But aren't you you'll see Aren't you have like a long, you know, so long in issue with holes in a sequence? Yes. Yes. What's that cool? Shipped a phobia. Yeah. He's afraid of holes.

Like patterns, like patterns of holes, like a honeycomb, that kind of deal. So giving hole. Yeah, it just looks like a big B hive. It's like a giant honeycomb. We all know it, you say? Looks like a pornist. What's your favorite porn category? Look if you're going on to the internet and you're like, here's my jam. Lesbian, huh? Yeah. Brother Podustre, but okay.

It's the sound. It's an oral thing. It's an oral thing. That's kind of the oral. Oral. Oral. You like hearing the ladies fucking giggle and like they just lost a wrestling match. Have you ever tried a visual thing if two chicks eaten each other out from me, but I hear you like

It's like oh shit yeah Have you ever tried to work on your problem with the honeycomb dilemma? I just avoid that I just avoid honeycombs altogether. Maybe a shitty beekeeper I get what you're saying. It is kind of creepy. And it's unsettling to see a honeycomb. Well, yeah, do you think you're going to get stung? I just, it's no, because there's those, I can't remember the name of the flower, but it has like, like a lot of people have them in their own. And the things like poke out.

I think I know what you're talking about. I don't like that either. I don't like the little little seat in them. Yeah, and like, you always see them in people's bathrooms. Yeah, I don't like that either. You're right. You're really weird. I knew somebody's like, I just like kid had a blue one in there

saying, you know, just always freak me out when I went to the bathroom. All right, Brian. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm not giving you another making hay questions. All right, Brian was so obsessed with blank that he would dig through other people's trash in order to do it.

Recycling sling boxes or a cute pawning. I wish I was finding sling boxes in garbage pants. I'm going to have to... You're like, let me find a harder question and then you give me one about myself. I was wondering maybe if the years of the hard years you put on the miles on that car, maybe you had forgotten some of the things. No, definitely not the the look of Stern judgment that I saw from you as I tried to recycle back in the day. Yeah. Now I'm anti recycling and I still catch it. Hey recycling on a role as they would say. Is we're going to run it? Oh, yeah, let me. Oh, six. This famous actor, May or may not have placed his testicles on Ming's neck when he used to work for him Matt Damon Ben Affleck Kevin Spacey. It's not all of the above

Ben Affleck well-known Ball Rester you could do you could a notch your vertebrae out of line. Yeah, you could do a me-tooming. I guess not too late, right? Oh, it's definitely not. Well, what do you stand again? Because Ben already very early on, he was like, remember, he was like, look, like he was been drinking a little bit and he was like juggling the MTV girls boob or whatever. Yeah, like very early on, he caught a little bit of shit, but you could bring it back. Yeah. What do you the game though? Well, get some for the studio. Yeah.

Oh wait. So he's blackmailing him. Hey, why not? Well, he just said it right now. And we've said it multiple times before. So I guess only Ben's the one who doesn't know that everyone knows. All right. All right.

Um, wait, what? You can't rape the willing I'm gonna pass up One truth right but you're moving me you're moving your own piece yeah I'm like next year, okay. Oh my god We'll walk on here. Well occasionally you're first to get him by his IQ score. What is gittems IQ score? Wow Why what questions did you just put down? You decide not to do that one Which one was it okay? What rank does Troy hold as a police officer? I know he knows that. You're only human questions. I know he knows the answer to. No, I know he knows that.

I was trying to find a hard one. I was trying to get a little harder one. Yeah, I was trying to find a little bit harder one. So it made a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a... What was the Troy question? Detective. Well, homicide detective. It's detective. Detective first. I just I also want to say hi to Marybeth's parents their patreon subscribers That would be amazing I mean they took the time to write all these this one me might not get I'm sorry. One, two, three. Ignore that. I just, okay, yeah, this you get to go an extra double your score to get a winner here. Okay. Who is the wife of Sarge L 18?

Oh, it's, um, you want the, you want telequa? Telequa, correct. Ooh. So now start doubling the, uh, the rolls here. So you got, uh, what's that? A seven, four team. Six. What did that rule come up?

Six, twelve, two, three. Because the timer's rolling. Two minutes ago. Two minutes ago. People are like,? 612 because the timer's rolling minutes ago People like we couldn't hear the first fucking 20 minutes What happened to my state made a cue an official kernel Kentucky You will hear about my thumb on the next tell them Steve Dave. It's a beautiful story. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Oh yeah, bike with nine, 10. Is that double that score?

Yes. These are so easy though. You think you should have dug a little deeper to more difficult shit? Like it should be like quotes and who said this. That's what I find very difficult. Like I never know which of us said something. Yeah.

It's a good looking board, I mean, simple, but. Um, okay, this woman inspired, get him to set up cameras in his house and stream his life on the internet. And Ramsey. Time of cam, Jenny cam, Katie cam. Jenny cam. Well, I've totally forgot about Jenny cam.

Well, it's fucking easy when you say Jenny cam. What's Jenny cam well I've totally forgot about Jenny cam what's your fucking easy when you say Jenny Cam what's Jenny that's like this well you said the Israel last fucking on this head like a horse you go to clever get them you throwing this game well I was just thinking about her the other day who's up red it's right about what do you think Jenny cam is up to these days? She She's a right right behind on the best ready to fucking she had a job in Washington DC. I believe Yeah, I'm really surprised you didn't do as well as Jenny cam. Go ahead Well, in episode now

What refuses to give a buyer feedback on eBay the guy loses his shit and threatens what what does he call Flan fuck flan ass Flam pig Damn Hey, I might have fucking burned through most of my neurons and synapses with drugs, but not all of them I retain the important shit like Kendall Jenner Ten flan pig It is a compoke my question. Alright. Who is the fourth member of comic book men with Walt Brie and Ming? I guess it's my stump. What made Walt

uncomfortable about the opening sequence in the monkeys TV show? They were naked in a bathtub. Yeah. That's it, right? That's it? Yeah, this right you win the first the first yeah, we're gonna do this for 51 more weeks in a row Alec the Shrinner's child hospital spokesman who walked the doors I don't know if that's passed tense I'd say past tense I don't know if that I just wanted to fucking adopt the kid right at one point But I just saw him recently there's new there's a new promotion with him in it I mean, he's basically 35 there's more fucking blanket man. I'm fucking Alec he's aged out Nothing to live for Yeah, he's just he's not as adorable as he was I guess nobody is I guess not a star

Yeah, it's not as adorable as he was. I guess nobody is. I guess not a star. Yeah, it's not fair for him for getting older. Oh, go on. But Alec was stolen from him by what celebrity? Aaron Rogers, JJ White, Hugh Jackman or Brett Farve. Brett Farve. Yeah, pretty good, right? Yeah, congratulations. Thank you. Thank thank you you got to the vortex

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I've got an Apple representative emailing me, telling me that just go to, just go to Twitch, and it'll, it'll, it'll solve all your problems. Okay. So the next time we, we attempt it, it'll be on Twitch. Nice. Nice. People have to get Twitch right.

Yeah. It's free though, yeah. Sorry, call Crackley Twitch, just change their rules to allow Twitch right. Yeah, free though. Yeah, everything. If I recall correctly, Twitch just changed their rules to allow you to, like, movie commentaries. Oh, nice. I believe. Twitch is cool. What do you mean movie commentaries?

Why, like, you can just do them if you want. Yeah, like, they're not, I didn't read into it fully, but I'll go with that legally. Come on. I've played'll go with that legally. Come on. I've played video games with Twitch on and it's been fun. I think people have ever considered that QAs an additional source of revenue. I don't know if you like money. People watching you play video games.

I know Mews doesn't. Successfully. I've done it not for money. I've done it just because I don't want to try the technology. to try the technology see how it goes, but I did actually rather enjoy it I only did it a few times were you entertaining or you're you just immersed in the game playing the game and then like I Didn't do the the headphone thing which I'm sure muse does a camera I just played the game and then I would see chats come up. Oh no wait. I had the They could hear me. I had a what's that fucking Xbox thing with the camera and then I would see chats come up. Oh no wait, I had the, they could hear me.

I had a, what's that fucking Xbox thing with the camera and shit? Whatever. Can you connect? Connect. But I didn't have video. I just had audio and I was answering questions while the game was fun. It was here. The ladies do pretty well doing that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What the, oh yeah. Well, some ladies, yeah. It's one of those things if you're willing to like play video games in a bikini I guess They don't they don't allow nudity, right? I don't think I'm Lisa now. Yeah

Would you do that? Well, what would your price be like we want to one my big thing would be like I would smash something in Under 10 minutes because I suck at video games and I get annoyed and if people start harassing me about how badly I sucked. You gotta get high. Oh, okay. And Dubai was shockingly used to them. Oh, yeah. Wait, like I used to or you're currently planning

to do tonight when you're home on point, after you've done point to gun a girlfriend. Yeah. So Muse does it. Muse does it. It was weird. Remember Ming, we did washington con and mues was doing it while

signing autographs in a in his line people are paying for like that moment with him for his streaming and he has his phone out and he's like talking to people in a quick he would like sign something and then like go back to like playing for video games and yeah that i mean i like one word for. This respectful is another word for it. So what's his, uh, so how much does he charge? I don't know. I don't really know anything about it. I know Jordan was like, I got him a perfect gig and that was playing video games and getting paid for it. Who do I, the only person I follow is dead flip. Uh, Jack Yeah. It's a way Jason Mews. Yeah, Jason Mews. I don't know like does he charge or does Twitch charge? I thought you donate. Oh, okay. It's

called a donation. Yeah, like you donate and like you can have it's I want to I'm not sure if this is Twitch or I see a lot of different live streaming sites You know, there's a subreddit called live stream fails Yeah, some of them. Yeah, there was one This was one guy got in trouble. He had it set up to wherever you made a big donation It did speech to text and so he was in like a crowded classroom and someone donated a bunch of money and had it start doing a countdown to an explosion and a freak everybody out they all ran out of the room and he got arrested. Got arrested for that? Well yeah. It's cute. There's been some allegations

made online directed I think towards me. You? That I that Gidham is a character I created and he's not a real person and that everything he says or we have or the things that we talk about is completely made up and for comedic responses. That's very flattering. Is it? Did you, and I think what pushed people over the tipping point was, I don't know if you knew this, but last week he revealed that, that he has, he keeps a knife in the shower with him in case he's attacked, random by that surprise people. I think that, I thought that was, I think it was a prize that he, like he doesn't have a weapon on him at all times for suicide purposes. I have a secret knives throughout my house. Do you have any weaponry in your bathroom that, you know, in case somebody just...

Bathroom? No, I do have weapons about the house. Really? Knives? Well, no knives. Somebody's gone. You don't have a gun, right? I don't have a gun yet.

Oh, is that me? Almost there, yes. Really? Yeah. I mean, be cocked and loaded with it about a month objokas you've uh... you've you've felt out the forms are are are in the process of being uh... stamped he's got a uh... he's got a good record so it's a perfect problems

what was the uh... what made you go gun uh... it just seems like the country maybe leading to towards a place where they're going to make it hard to get guns and I don't think that's right. So I want to make sure I got mine. What amendment is that again? Second amendment. You're just using your second amendment rights to get yourself forward.

It's taken away along with half of everything I make and given to other people. Yeah, and the first amendment. So yeah, I just figured it'd be time to stock up. Really? On that, which will soon be, why don't you have a gun? Get him, it seems like you're going to take away guns. I don't know where, let me just clear it. Yeah, I couldn't tell if you were joking. I was getting a little, I was like, whoa, he's,

he's got his presence. Is he about to go Alex Jones on us? I know for a fact it's because Halloween is rolling around and he wants to protect his sod. Yeah. No, you know, I get to get to the occasional crazy person. I get occasional death threat. So you get some David Letterman-esque.

I don't remember what he went through, but I've had people show up. It was a lady who like, she eventually killed herself that lady, right? Yeah, she was also stalking story Musgrave the astronaut as well. She could go to his house and turn on his outside faucets and then run away.

No, Q, you have a stalker, hardcore stalker, right, like David Letterman. And then you find out she's also stalking Sal in the same way. Is there a little bit of like, I guess I'm not as special as I thought I was. What I will then do is slow our cells home. I'm done with all these things. I wish this was a big deal right now.

I have a gun and cells address. There's just for me, there's just like... Don't have a gun and cells address. There's a thing that like there's guys that, where that have tattoos, that have guns. There's a thing that like there's guys that like there's guys that Where that have tattoos? They're have guns. I'm just not that guy. I just could never be that guy I just not that I just not that I guess my testosterone isn't as

Isn't where it should be because I just can't see myself ever bringing a gun into my house I I saw that going a different way where you're like, I've got so much I don't need guns. No, no, no. I thought I was going a different way. He's at my lethal distance. I live alone. I don't have kids, you know what I mean? Like, there's no fear for me to have a gun. Yeah, I could come home and throw a gun in a fucking, in like a ass tray with my keys. That's what I do.

And there's no way to touch you. You can play with it, so. Right, well, I mean, my kids are older. I wouldn't be worried about them playing with a gun. I just, yeah, I don't know. I guess it's in me. It just feels like like, yeah, I just, I'm just not, I'm just not a gun guy. I would never be able to have a comfortably be in my house where I wouldn't be like, look, I don't know, just a little bit weirded out that there was a gun in my house. Oh, let's say you're in that second floor when you go to the right, like that, that den area with your books and shit. For the bird.

You guys are, uh, you need to shot that bird. Yeah. I needed a gun then. You guys are hanging out, you're watching TV and, uh, an intruder. Uh, breaks in. I, I like your sense of the burgl. Yeah. I would wish I wanted to have a guy, if you did have a gun, would you have it in you to

shoot the guy? Uh, No one knows that answer. I don't think until you're in that, until you're in that situation, I would, I would, I would be lying if I was just like, I know I could do it 100%. But I mean, I would try to shoot him to, to, I would try to like wound him. Can't do it. Why? Because what if he has a gun and then he turns around and shoots what you or one of your loved ones? Like, you've got to put them down. That's a whole idea. I have a gun. You can't wait in the end.

I didn't think about that. It's easier to hit center mass than to try to hit an extremity. That's why when people are like, shoot them in the leg, it's not possible. That's why if I ever finish my application, I do have an application. But I always wanted to go for a shotgun,

because I figured just standing at the top of the stairs and racking it is probably enough to get anybody who's downstairs to leave. Racking sound is pretty intimidating. Yeah. Well, what about your knives? It's not enough. Now you need to get a shotgun.

I guess that if I got... Can you bring a shotgun in the shower with you? The shotgun. The shotgun shoots knives. The monster's for 500 marini as you can. Oh, you know, you're up to, you know, you're guns. That's the same one that Bruce Willis used in striking distance. You're a psycho.

Wow. Yeah. Do you have one picked out, Q, that you're going to, uh, I, I want like an old school like revolver. Oh, yeah. And I want to shotgun it. Will you ever be tempted to go Brian Johnson and use it in the, for more than just protection and maybe use it for pleasure?

I would not be against it. Really? I mean, what if it was the other way around? Like, I want to put the gun to your temple. Uh, well, what follows that? I'll ride you. I'll ride you? I'll ride you?

I'll ride you? I'll ride you. I'll ride you. I'll isolate that stuff because I'm just like thunder and skin. I'll ride you and put it on right. I'll isolate that stuff. I'm just like, I'm just under a skin. I'll ride you and put it on right under it. It's not gonna get in my fire and it's your eyes. Yeah, I mean, you're riding it. Wow, you guys are crazy.

Like, you guys are just like jaded. And so cynical, it's like, like, just like, like, missionary just ain't in it anymore. Oh, I love missionary. My missionary is the best. Missionary would put, would a gun would make it that much more. I've never done a gun. You just asked me if I'd be willing to try it. Yeah, I would do it. Sure. What about the date? What about the like, what if you're too good? Like, because I know

you're pretty good. I've heard. What if you get into that multiple zone? Well, I'm just hoping that there's no bullets in the gun. Well, she's like, I want a bullet in the chamber. Right. Well, would you do that? No, I'm not comfortable with that. But if you knew the gun was empty, it's okay. It's okay. But one bullet is too many.

Well, that could kill me. So yeah, it's too many, yeah. What if it was rock salt? No, I don't know. Just stings. Yeah. I don't think so. I'm going to the balls with rocks. Yeah, what if it was rock salt? Just things The balls with rocks Would you do the and now you're a dangerous guy would you do the one gun in the chamber?

Would I allow her to hold it on? Oh, I'm sorry one bullet in the chamber on you hold it on you. Oh, absolutely Really, I like get your finger off the rail put it on the chamber, hold it on you? Oh, absolutely. Really? Get your finger off the rail, put it on the trigger. Would you be willing to go all out, or would you be more reserved in your moves? No, I wonder because I have semi, so it's not gonna accidentally go off. So like it less her fingers on the trigger, she's pulling that trigger.

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