Tell Em Steve-Dave - #386: Washing the Martian

Episode Date: September 5, 2018

Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick

Really cute, excruerier! Really cute, but light. Really cute low jobs. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt Flattigan going handheld mic today. Yeah. A whole new thing for you. I like it. It feels like I'm actually recording.

Yeah. It reminds me I'm recording. It reminds me to make sure I could be careful with what I say. Cause you haven't been so far. Oh, I'm always careful, but I'm even more, I feel like I'm even more on guard with a mic in my hand. Yeah. We fly by the seat of our pants, you know? I had occasion to go down to the Borgata Casino this past week to the practical Joker show. Yes. The whole new one. The whole town, a hometown crowd.

The hometown crowd a little bit more excited than the middle of an hour ago. Casino crowds are always drunk. They always drink and... Yeah, there was a lady in the, when I was sitting there sitting on the aisle and there was a lady where I'm like, she's gonna fall down there, 100%. They liked a party, those IG fans. They sure do. But what happened was, Q had set up a room for me. I was already angry about something earlier. Q had shot that. Yeah, if you can believe it, Q had set up a room for me.

So you were staying overnight? Yeah. Yeah, and there's a second show. So I was like, yeah, sure, we'll hang out afterwards and gamble a little, which we ended up not doing. But it's a long line to get to the counter because a lot of people are checking in. I finally get there.

And the guy's like, yeah, we don't have a room for you. And I know Q didn't drop the ball. I know he didn't. That's it's not there's no way. And I said, well, is it under this name? Now, are you, are you in the company of your, of your woman? Yeah. Is that like, is there any twinge of like, of like, like? Not yet, but you're about to find your mind. How do you do you feel like a little, like a little bit of stress as a hair is, you start to sweat and be like, oh no, I'm gonna be bait you.

Like I was fine, I feel like a mop in my breath. Oh, you're shunned. So to get that little anxiety that you're gonna be made to look like, you know, a shithee, oh yeah, the chump. Not yet, no. No, no. I do eventually look like a chump. They just say, no, no faults of queues. But so, so the, the, the guy is trying to work the computer. I'm like, he's like,

I said, someone else set up the room for me, Brian Quinn. And so he puts a name in and he can't figure it out. So then this manager guy comes over and he's going to figure it out. So he's, they're going back and forth and they said, what could it be under a different name? So I gave Dexter's name. And eventually this manager guy calls Dexter as I'm standing there. No, I'm already, I've already gotten to the point where she's going, please stop. Like real quiet. Like, please stop. You know, like earlier because I was sanctioned. Now this asshole, this manager goes, yeah, I got a guy Brian Johnson says he has a room, uh, he's dropping Brian Quinn's name.

I literally almost reached over the fucking counter and grabbed him. Very nice. He grabbed my arm. She saw me like going, like, like, like, rising up and I was like, I go, what the fuck did he just say to the other guy, to the dude who's working the computer? And then she's like, a little bit louder. She's going, please don't, please. I was so close, I was gonna grab him.

I was gonna fucking grab him and literally try to pull him right over the counter. I was, I told Keele, I couldn't even tell him the story in her presence. That's how, she didn't hear it though. She didn't hear it until later on when I was talking about it. She even hear the guy say it. Oh, she didn't know why you were like going to... No, she didn't know that she didn't hear him say that. Right. She never knows. She never knows because there's never like a real obvious reason.

What is the effect of relationship? Well, it's that much of a powder cake. I don't know. I don't experience it. I couldn't tell you. It can't be fun though. I can't be fun. I actually, I'm heating cues advice. I looked into some shrinks, maybe sound like some mood stabilizers. That's what I used to be on. So I wasn't like this all the time, you know. Why'd you get off them? Because I didn't have health insurance at the time and it was like One of the three pills I was supposed to take was like There's like 700 for the month

So it was just too much money But when I was in LA and when I first got back here like years ago when I was feeling good like that was I was on these things so I was way more stable than I am now where it's just like sometimes it's Just like Almost nothing and then I'm gonna break something I was way more stable than I am now where it's just like, sometimes it's just like almost nothing, and then I'm gonna break something. But this was something.

This was a jerk off, phrasing something in the most like, emasculating humiliating way. And he deserved to get smacked. I really did feel that. Like in the moment, I was like, this fucking asshole deserved to get slapped, but it then resolved itself so quickly and he just walked away and

the like the made the first dude was very apologetic and I'm not you know I don't go around being people up and I'm not like a physically confrontational guy but this guy was like I'm gonna fucking kill him like I want to fucking just beat his ass right now and be like okay I would have reflected on me well that you think it would have? No, no. If you beat the shit out of someone at the back. Yeah, I don't think they'd make that connection to you. Oh, of course, he's my guest.

And he's these dragging people over the counter. He likes to win. What happened? As they're going over it with the cops, they're like, well, you know the guy from Crackle Joker? I don't think you could be implicated in any way, where illegally you could find. I'm told me to do this about legally. I'm talking about my friends of the ones

that come and start fights and lose. What? I don't think I do this about legally. I'm talking about my friends of the ones that come and start fights and parties. I need to start it. Those are fight words. If I know you, and I think I do, you would not suffer that lightly either. But I want to pull the guy over counter. I didn't, but it was like, I'm like that and your words are the reason that I start making calls because I'm like, I've never been that close

to doing something like that. So if it's gonna move from walls to people, I'm probably gonna start getting in trouble. Yeah. For shit, I need a little something for impulse control. So are you still in the process of looking? Yeah, I'm just waiting for a couple calls back. Because the insurance I have, even though it's 600 a month,

it's like, here, you're three choices and it's like three Indian women, you know. And you don't feel you could connect on a level you need to with a female? Yeah, I'm like, excuse me, where's your restroom? She's like, right down there by the train tracks. Yeah. But you know, you know, you're honestly saying,

you don't feel like that. No, I have only, I can only relate to female therapists. Really? Yeah, I had a guy and I did not like him at all. Or really? Yeah. I'm the same way. Yeah, you need to use that to alpha the in you guys.

No. I think it's guys just don't fall for the manipulation as easily. No, I don't know what it is. I feel like I can talk to females. Because if you're maybe you're coming from a speaking from a point of weakness maybe? I with a guy like I guess because you're let not I don't know what not weeks are like you just I guess for more vulnerable with what a man

telling your man your problems. Not really. I've only had had one male and I just didn't really I just didn't click with him. I also had this this other lady who was a fucking moron. So I left her. But given the choice, it would be a female. I can't say why. Is there a certain age that you'd be like, she's just a little bit too young or a little bit too old? I wouldn't mind if she was young and hot. Yeah, she dressed up. It all depends. It was not as hot as in that sentence. It was said young. If she was about in her 20s just out of college, could you do it?

Could you talk to someone like, I know more than you do. I would have felt somebody in her 70s. Yeah, well, my therapist now was in her 60s, late 60s. Do you, okay, this is a regular, you go on a regular basis or, oh really. Yeah. What's a regular basis? I mean, well, sometimes I get too busy, but I, how many times a year? I'm gonna get, just a guess.

I try and get there at least once a month, but like I used to go weekly. So it looks like, yeah, you were very regular about it before, like 10 years, I actually, I'm sure about it, but I just got too busy. So you're, so you easily 10 to 12 visits a year. Sure, yeah.

Now do you feel that one day you'll be like, I'm cured and walk away, or are you like, this is just always going to be the way it is. So better to have someone that always talk to. I said, a lot of the stuff that bothered me, I already kind of dealt with in a good way. Yeah. Like now, it's just like, yeah, catching up. It would be like, but you would think, I would feel more vulnerable since it's so personal, but the Q is the person that I've talked to the most about, anything personal that I would discuss with the therapist. Even more than a therapist, you would.

Yeah, yeah, I would say so. I'm a little bit nervous. Yeah, the guard, same in reverse as well. I know what the word I tried to use better, instead of, I said, no. Guard it. Are you more guarded with a man than you would be with a female? Yeah, nothing to do with like, oh, you're more manly than me. Nothing like that. Yeah. Like, there's just a stoster-owned fucking pump in front of you. I mean, I think all your issues boil down to authority. I think a lot of it is your father.

So I think you have, I think you see Daddy on every male authority figure. Yeah. When I'm hanging out with Troy. I'm like, yeah, this is Colin Daddy. Yeah, Daddy? But Daddy's a pig, huh? It's just like, oh, he's quite daddy.

What are you gonna do about it? Oh, he's quite deady. We can do about it. Yeah, it's so weird. I was just talking about that today. Mary Beth Quitter job. Really? Because of something she basically told her boss, like, I'm not doing this, go fuck yourself. And the, the like, Joltai got by proxy

from someone telling an authority figure to go fuck themselves. I was like good for you, man Was it done without like you like before talking to you about it at length or was or did you like or you like you got to quit that I fucked them or what did you truly make this decision without Johnson influence well To say truly free. I don't think anybody. Yeah, I don't think any female relationship you will ever be truly free Even after they Still in a small cage Like they're all seeing therapists now because of me No, I mean definitely not

It would drive me crazy like some of this stuff that she would tell me you know, she's a waitress at Ruby Tuesdays and this show longer people would pull No longer no she's done The shit that people would pull with like not tipping or being like asshole. I'm just like how the fuck can you do it so much So that I'm like I said I'm going to come and dress as a manager And I was gonna dress as a manager. Well like you know as a Ruby's Tuesday manager and I'd be like How does a Ruby Tuesday manager look? I don't know. He had like black jeans and a shirt or something And there was a certain style you know, no, no, no, no, I was like I'm just gonna mimic this and

If a table gives you trouble, I was like you tell me and I'll go over there and I'll give him shit. I was like, I don't know. And I was like, who cares? Like, let me do it. And she's like, right, right? We've all been there. Some more than others. We've all been there.

We just walked away in the middle of a shift. Yeah, when I worked at the car wash, it was probably about an hour. And I was like, I'm not doing this shit. It's probably the shortest job I've ever had. I just good that you knew right away. I did when they were fucking talking about jump suits for like more than three seconds. I was like, yeah.

You had to know even on the drive over there when you were applying. Yeah, that was like a weird like desperate time though. I was like, there are no jobs around it. It was like right around like desperate time though. It was like there are no jobs around it. It was like right around that sears time. Like I had left sears and then I got the job at this car wash. And I didn't think I was like, hey man, this will be my home.

But I think it was gonna last that short. But when they all like this fucking like dude came in and started like giving everybody a bunch of shit about like who would take it as of shit about like who would take and it's not me, but taking who would take in his jumpsuit and then they're like who wants to go to lunch and it's like, it's nine o'clock in the morning. You're saying, I got a lunch now, I got to work then

until four o'clock washing cars, I was like, fuck this shit, I was like, I'll go. And then I went and I got the paper and I looked at jobs and I saw that's when I got the job at the movie theaters the manager And just doctored everything and pretended I had experience and Sociopath, my way through it and got the job that someone else probably was qualified for but my god like The the stories of not because it cost them money like if they don't tip if somebody doesn't tip

It's like she still had on that bill She's still to tip out the bartender and the bus boy and this one that one. It's like she loses money Serving people, but I'm sure not every restaurant is like that, but yeah, that's why I mean when like I said I told you that's true before I mean I I don't feel unless it's like Egregious like there, you know, I see them spitting in my food, I'm not going to take in the task. I have to see them hawk a lewe on it before I'm ready to be like, okay, you're down to 15.

Yeah. Okay, so the Borgata went to the show, it was great, but maybe one of my favorite parts, if not maybe, easily my favorite part of the entire weekend was going back to Q's room, hanging out and just making shit up, you know, just talking and bullshitting and watching the Martian, all this other stuff.

And there is a movie, the Martian. The Martian, it was a movie, the Martian. I thought that was some sort of phrase for making things up like washing the Martian. No, I like that. I like that. It's a movie. The Martian. I thought you'd have some sort of phrase for making things up, like washing the Martian. No, I like that. I like that. It's a madame in movie. Yeah, okay. At least we have this week's title. I was with commercials and I was like, holy shit. Yeah, you forget how weird it is to watch shit with commercial. Well, maybe not you. You watch regular TV. Yeah, I watch regular TV. So we order some food and these, the room service guys bring it up and it sees two Russian dudes. Definitely not as like high spirited and terrific as, because you mentioned earlier when you

were told to stay. Three, two people bring up the food. I don't think they needed them, but they did have them. Yeah, it was like one thirty in the morning. It was pretty late. Oh, it's a safety security thing. No, as it turned out, it wasn't. It turned out it wasn't.

It was a safety security thing. Now, as it turned out, it wasn't. It turned out it wasn't. It was a, cue, even in the confines of his own room is not free from being asked for selfies. Even has Russian fans, huh? Cue on big fun. Take picture with me. 130 AM on my couch and my boxes. We were like, it was like the night was running

for like three hours at that point. We were like it was like the night was raining for three hours at that point We're almost over like it's like you're sliding down into your chair It's like the night is like definitely on the like winding down This food's gonna be it. That's the swan song and yeah, so queues tired This guy Martians on it was awesome and this guy asked for a selfie and I'm thinking this is unbelievably unprofessional. Like who's the get cuz he's not the guy? Who is the guy that would be like called down and be like, this is what this

asshole did. And it's annoying. Do you know? It's nothing. He took this to go to do it. But he did. I'm gonna be going to be back next year. Yeah, you want to make a big stink. No, you can't. But he took the selfie. But what was great was what came from it after he left. Like, even though Q graciously took the picture, it was the Russian bullying him and killing his family.

I agree to take the selfie. He's the Ukrainian family. It's not the issue. I agree to take this off. He's still threatening me. He's like, I don't like that. Pulls you to take another one. I'll kill you whole fucking family. You're like, all right. All right.

Back was on to Apple. Yes. You don't want the Russian interfered with our election. You don't want them interfered with our election. You want them interfered with our election? No, I do not. All they can. All they can.

Right? The viewers should have been happy to have them. They hacked the demo. Yeah, they hacked N right They have the viewers you got to keep happy they hacked the demo Hack Nielsen in the all of a sudden, you know, who's joking now Yeah, do we know I don't think I know anybody who would call and be like this this jerk off Is asking for selfies now? I mean is that being down to earth or is it like because you know what you want to say Which is like dude come on like what's the matter with you? Yeah, like what makes you think this is appropriate here in the Hospitality like fucking business like exact opposite of hospitable. Yeah, it is really horrible

So you guys I can be you guys go out and gamble? Well, not the first night I did it, but it's just how hard to, man. Like, people get drunk and they just stand around the table saying stupid shit. It's just annoying. Yeah, somebody was... What do they say to you, dude? Do I say? Oh, is that fucking one with the butt light? Yeah. It was this one woman who stood directly behind me. Because you're not allowed, it's a private gable area.

But it's like, imagine this is private, and then that's public where you're sitting. That's how close you can be. Stand in there watching. It's just fine that happens. I get it. But this is one woman who's like, first of all, she's like, so there's a lot of young, good-looking girls

around this, right? Well, the fucking God-demo- of all, she's like, so there's a lot of like young, good-looking girls around this, right? Well, the fucking goddamn repractile Joker's, you know? So this is one woman who I didn't even get really a good look at, but everybody shows me she was good looking, but she starts putting down the girls at the table. Who, by the way, they weren't at the table with us, they were watching like everybody else.

And she's like, you don't need girls, you need a woman. You need a woman like me, Q. You got like shit like that. And he's just like, I'm gambling. And then, you know, they give you free drinks and they can see, you know, so it's just like, whatever they got you take, they come up with a try as I could take a bud light.

Really, Q, bud light. I don't like, but in her mind, she's charming the pants off. She's so funny. And like, so I just ignored it. I took another sip. Every sip I took, she goes, Bud Light. You know, Bud Light? So then she makes another comment about like, about how like, you know, I love cats too.

And I go, turn around, I go, look, I go, here's what you've done. I go, every time I go to roll a dice, I was like, you say something and it's wrapped, which is annoying. I go every time I take a drink, you seem to chide me about my choice and drink and you're putting down all the people who were here doing the same thing you were doing. I was like, you seem like a real blast. I can't wait to get together with you. Because it was just like, fuck you. Like, just fuck off. I just know a chance she's a TSD listener. I don't care if she is if she is she should know Just like Just those any of leaders that we're talking about before they need to know like they need to be aware of that level of behavior

You know, it's it's just like shut the fuck up. Right. Just shut up. Well say something funny We were talking to everybody right every single but there was ants we had some ants around the table like we were talking I really we invited some some to come in and gamble It's like we were having a good time. It's like when it's not like we're like let's turn our backs on these people a lot of watches Gamble like we have fun with everybody, but holy shit It had to have worked for her at one point down her life that that I don't think so I don't She had to have landed somebody that somebody famous with her. She fucks out the night before famous with her. She fucks out the night before. There is a certain type of like what's calling fans who like have this weird like it's the worst. It's like come here

Like get over here. Take a picture like this fake like I'm not impressed. Yeah, like like just come here and take a photo And I'm always like no The other day I went to Wendy's I went to the driver drive-through. Right, I got a fucking chicken sandwich. Look, we're a biginator. The woman hands me my fucking sandwich and I go to drive away. She's like, where are we? Get back here, I want a picture. And I go, nah, I want to go. And I just drive off.

I'm like, fuck off, man. By the way, if she was like, oh my god, this is also my love, the show where you want to take it. A picture would be like, no problem. It's the command It's the well that's to this got a little bit of Johnson in you man Usually after a fine meal on his bed It's you don't have that you don't have that like who the fuck do you think you are to tell me what to do? Even if they are someone to tell you what to do,

you still have that weird feeling of like. Because I found that when people tell me what to do, usually it's probably the right mode. I found that you did tell me to do that. Yeah, you did suggest that and like pretty much everything that worked out. It comes down to you not trusting yourself and your judgments.

It's always a responsibility for my life as in in my hands. I'm just going to be responsible for my life, is it in my hands? Yeah, I'll just keep making the same mistake. I just can't take it. When you go away, like to Florida or whatever, and you stop, do you guys eat on the road or do you ever order back to the room? Like do you get an outside delivery service? A local pizza reassay? No, I will always stop at a rest not a really a rest up But you know you see the signs where it says like there's like so many

Selection of different restaurants. There's like a red robin or there's a denny's or there's like there's multiple choices But no, I don't go we don't like check into a room and then like have Take out deliver us food because it just feels like you're eating on a bed. Right. You know, there's really, you know. Probably I'm not even kidding around at this point, 90% of my meals are eating on a bed, full-fucking TV. I'm just eating a kid on a bed.

I can't eat on a bed. It just drives me nuts to eat on a bed. Yeah. Yeah. How can you eat on a bed? Usually I have like a little TV tray, like a little like one that goes over your lap and shit. And then I get my... I got in a kitchen eating the bed. I got my TV.

Uh, it's so fucking hot upstairs. Like I have three air conditioners constantly going and the electric in the house sucks. So it's constantly like, and then I got to go down into this creepy, I said, uh, and fucking reset the fucking circuit breakers. Three, four times a day. How much do you do, Letch and Phil? I saw if you got three air conditions running at full blast 24, seven, five months, seven a year. It actually, it's only been like the past couple of weeks

that I'm like, holy shit, man. Like it's as cold as the upstairs was in the winter. Is as hot as the morning. Yeah. Many times that's what I'll do. I don't want to go to restaurant, I want to sit down to a whole thing. I'd rather eat in the room and watch TV. So I did that recently. And the last couple times Q and I when we were in Chicago, we ordered we were going to eat in the room and hang out. And it was over two hours.

I just thought, well, you guys eat on the bed together. I mean, I'm not averse to it, but we have a little living room in our in our In the room, yeah, so you guys weren't on just one, but I would eat on a bed with him. Yeah, would you feed up or feed that? I mean, I'm a similar on a separate bed, right? No, you guys are only one really good. You join Kain also he comes up in my But I feed on my bed. Okay. No one put on a floor rule. Why are we he comes up in my mind. Yeah, but his feet on my bed. Okay. Yeah. No one put on a floor rule. Why are we assuming it's his bed? Oh, wait, I

know. I'll doubt the wind or the wind was by the dumpsters. Like, don't eat that. Come here. Can I eat on your bed? Sure, buddy. So when Q and I were in Chicago, I think I told the story. The delivery guy was two hours late and then gave us a fucking attitude. Recently same thing I was traveling. I'm in a motel and Or hotel. I don't know what the difference is really. I think a motel has doors go directly out Thing a hotel does

It's like everybody's kind in the same thing. This is a motel one one floor like one floor. I was told, I think you read the doors just open to the outs. Yeah. Yeah. I like to the outdoors. Uh, so I would repeat a just a pizza in a snapple. And it's like 35 to 45 minutes it says on GrubHub. So that comes and goes and it hits an hour, so I call and the guy is like, it's on its way, which is what they fucking always say, it's bullshit.

Hour and a half, I'm going back and forth with this guy at the pizza place who keeps insisting that the delivery guy is on his way. It hits almost two hours, it's like an hour and fifty minutes, finally I hear the dude at the door. He knocks and I open the door and he's like, has the biggest smile on his fucking face. It's like midnight, I ordered like tenish. He's like, how you doing? And I go, not, I gotta tell you, not so fucking good man. And it's like, what's wrong? I man. I was like, what's wrong? I go, what do you mean what's wrong?

I was like, it's been two fucking hours. This is like, this is my attitude towards him. I was so fucking pissed and he goes, he goes, yeah, well, I had a lot of deliveries tonight. And I go, what does that mean to me? I said, yeah, I said that doesn't that changes nothing I said it's been almost two hours. It was supposed to be 45 minutes and he goes like yeah, I know We had a lot of deliveries. He says it again, and I'm like what the fuck?

I said um, I said that does mean no good. I said give me that and I snatched the pizza out of his head Snatched the snap a lot of his other hand, it was in a bag. And I, I should never again, and he goes, yeah, never again. He was like, don't order from us again. And I go, why the fuck would I? Why the fuck would I ever order from you again? One because obviously it took a long time. But two, it's like, I'm in a fucking hotel. I don't live here.

Well, they may not have jumped. They may have thought of this. This is your permanent residence. I'm not a junkie. They may have thought this is because you are a permanent resident. Yeah, all I mean, all the man needs is a rufo was having a bed deed on his peeking around. He's like, I don't see any tables to eat on in there. But this dude has a fucking attitude. And when he says that, then he said something. I can't remember what he said. He said this, like, he was like, not like a parting shot, but as he, like, as he said said something, I can't remember what he said. He said this, like, he was like, not like a parting shot, but as he said something,

he said one more thing and I was just like, as he's walking away, I said, and this is me saying this, dude was easily like 20, 21. And I was like, I said, that's why you deliver pizza for a living, you fucking retard. Yeah, I kind of, I didn't let my dark history That's like that's like throwing that's going like that's like Discoarched earth you went right to that right your pizza boy. Yeah, you're a lowly pizza boy

But you do know that you were a pizza boy. Oh,, I know. I know, but he doesn't know that. He doesn't know that. What's important here is that he's being demeaned. I'm in a position of... I'm elevated above him. Like I said, like years older than him as a pizza boy. Like this guy was 20, 20, and I was easily 27. But the... I just don't understand the service industry.

Is the economy too good? I have a very similar story, but with a different outcome. Yeah, very similar. And I didn't have a two hour wait, but here's the PS to the story. I ate the pizza after he to get up a little in the microwave. Might have been some of the best pizza. I've ever had. It was so good.

If it were only hot, I'd be like, hot and arrived on time. Right, well they should have told you, I mean, I'll be, I mean, they should be like, hey, we're experiencing overflow of orders tonight. We can't promise you we'll get there, you know, until possibly over an hour and a half. Yeah, he's like, if you want to police the order, please understand that that may be the case.

And you may have said, okay, I'm gonna go somewhere else then. Right, which is what they don't want. They would rather just string you along. And they all fucking string you along, except I ordered out like not too long ago. And I called in the lady was like, it's still here, and I said, oh my God,

I was like, thank you. I said, you may be the only honest person I've ever spoken to in regards to if a delivery's on its way or not, because they all say, oh, it just left. Yeah. It's like you're a liar. Sometimes I want to go to the place and call and just like if it's still there, be like, ah, but I was, I took my youngest daughter to, we found the new friendlies, where you know, we thought we had, you know, we have, we have, we've never had friendlies.

You've got the last one, haven't you? Yeah, but there's one about on Route 9 in, it's about a 40 minute drive. So we go quite frequently because she likes it there, so I'm willing to drive there. It takes, like I said takes about 40 minutes each way. And we're meeting my wife. She was out doing some other errands and she said, okay, I'll meet you guys there and she called and she said, place the order for me because I'm going to be running out of the late.

So we placed an order and the waiter came over. A young guy, really young guy and he was training another guy. Two very young guys who were insanely dorky. And- No, no, no, no, just dorky and good natured and kind of like, you know, like, just- You look like a shucks. Just very in a good, great mood,

but you could just tell they were a little bit dorky. And we placed the order and it just took forever to get there and there was another couple or another family in front of us who seemingly got everything they ordered and left before we even got anything and my wife and my wife and got there and she was like, you gotta say something, you gotta say something. You can do man!

Yeah, she's like, you gotta, you're like, this is ridiculous. I'm leaving leaving then I don't have time to just wait for this I like right to chill out just chill out But when they when they when they when they when the guys brought the dessert over to the to the family that Was on dessert by the time we haven't even gotten drinks yet. We had been there for about 40 minutes Well, you didn't even have drinks yet. Yeah, not even drink it That's not because I knew that they just, but they're training a guy and it's kind of stressful.

Oh, give a fucking, maybe you can train a fucking monkey and you would have your drink too by the end. That's crazy. And both of my daughter and my wife are like, come on, you know what, this is ridiculous. I'm saying something, like, no, I don't say in my daughter's phone. Well, why would you not say something?

Because I could just tell they were so like, they were just like like 10 year olds and talk about it. You know what to be a dick about it. You can be like, hey guys, I'm thirsty. Like I've been thirsty for the past four years. Look, look, I'm on the standing, but you gotta move. It's gotta be here now.

Like let's go. I was writing it for that. Yeah. Until I saw what this team of waiters did when they brought out the dessert to the other family They handed the dessert out and I heard the the trainees say Did I get the desserts that I put the desserts on the right in front of the right people and he goes He goes, yeah, you did and they smile at each other and they gave each other a high five and we are on our and my wife and my

daughter saw this high five because they were in a corner because I was about to say something and I looked at them and I said and you want me to fucking destroy them for being there giving each other's high five you're delivering ice cream I said they're they're just not you can't expect that much out of these kids I said you just gotta let them you can can't let them to do their job in the most basic manner possible they apologize high five I'd be high telling it out of there they apologize when they came over to profusely the free something no I didn't ask for free something I was just like don't worry about it guys it's fine when you see tomb grown men high five each other

and it's not like done ironically because they put where they just like like scored a basket because they're in the NBA like a meaningful basket. Yeah LeBron James celebrated less in Dornigay game seven when he when they upset the the Golden State Warriors a couple of years ago there was less celebrating in Cleveland that night the one these two dudes saw that the one the trainee had put the ice cream right in front of each person. How the fuck do you maintain that worldview for more than three seconds? How? How is it fucking possible? At any age, Jonathan Squaregarth, and I kind of waited to get the fuck out of there, the second the show was over.

I kept it. There was no high five. No, but you didn't high five anybody? No. When you found out the attendance for the record, you didn't high five anybody know when you found that the attendance the record you didn't high five anybody Dude I was in the green with root the green room with him prior as I was leaving I was still looking to the rafters to make sure he wasn't like often himself You know how much I care about you guys, but I'm I'm being honest I want to hang out with those two waiters more than I want to hang out with you two fucker Where are you saying this to us or to your wife and your daughter?

I don't I can't deal with that kind of negativity at the stage of my life for I want to hang out with those two dorks. I want to tell what it's like to get a job there. Yeah really. They could be playing Pancake and nothing would make me feel like I'm with my girlfriend, I'm with Sage, I'm like, their comfort is paramount. I don't give a fuck about these guys and their minimal goals that they've achieved. They're 20. If they can't be like, hey, is this the ice cream you ordered and get it right? My wife and daughter aren't living in a state where they're never in a state of discomfort. If they can't wait

45 to 55 minutes for their drinks and food, I'm sorry then, that's a harsh lesson learned. You know, not everything goes your way every night. But it should if you're paying. You're paying? Yeah. It's not like, oh guys, thanks for the favor. I'm so glad you could get to it when you did. No, no, not at all. You wait on 45 minute line you have red line But yeah, and then they don't even knock it off. That's how fucking dumb they are it doesn't occur to them to be like They're they're young they're first jobs probably They need it so If you don't point out what they did wrong somebody else can do it. I don't want to be that guy

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it I can't let your daughter dress them down like big time. She was like where was you like she was just harassing me It's when they were in the check. How much are you giving him a tip? How much are you giving him a tip? How much I want to know and I'm like it's not your business I go unless you want to put the tip out here tonight I go and you just be quiet and let me give these guys what I feel is Necessary here 20% And you just be quiet and let me give these guys what I feel is necessary here. I think 20%.

I got it. So, so I wanted that I don't want like, I can't drive away from there knowing that like, from the heights of achievement to the pits of despair, like, you know, they, they were feeling so good about themselves. Now I'm going to shit all over. No, not only would I drive away without tipping, I would find out which one was their car and punctured the sidewalk so they couldn't even fix it. I know, I know it's an extreme 180 to you guys, but that's an all honesty. I told them that they should show a little bit of compassion, show a little bit of patience. Not every day where you are your best when you're at your job.

No, it's ever. It's always you. It's always you. Oh, it's talking to my wife. It's always you when you get a job. I want to know that about 20 years in, if you can honestly say that you gave 110% every day at your job too. So let's give these guys a try.

But it seemed like they were. It seemed like they were giving it a throw-off. They're all still fucked it up. Yes, and if that's the case, Isn't that what it's all about? Just give 110% even if you lose. I guess so, but they don't know they're losing thanks to you. They think they're winning. They're great.

They're like, wow, Charlie Sheen was right. Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, that's amazing. There's no fucking way I would sit there for. I would go get my own drink before I sat there. I was just trying to say, I'm sure it's coming. I'm sure it's amazing. There's no fucking way I would sit there for I would go get my own drink before I sat there I was just trying to say I'm sure it's coming. I'm sure it's coming

I'd reassure them and they were like rolling their eyes. They're like huffing and puffing as they walk by and I'm just like Think these guys are like babies. I said you can't do that. You can't just you never even like in that 40 minutes Was like excuse me is it is a water coming? I, I was so close to that moment. Every time I walk by, I see there like these cherub faces. I can't, I just can't. Look at this pigeon. He's going all over. 20% of that. It's closing in on the first three month tier or what would you call it, three month obligation? Subscription period. And that means that the gifts are about to be shipped out soon.

Oh, cool. And so a t-shirt has been sold. Anybody out there, if you're eligible for the big gift item, you need to check your email or even your junk email because an email was sent out to see to Start getting shirt sizes if you are eligible for a big ticket item big ticket. Oh, I want to say ticket Yeah, I don't know just a big item big item. Why would you not say ticket? Well, that makes it sound like it's gonna like it's more than a t-shirt, but it actually is more than t-shirt Okay, go ahead and give him two things so you don't regret using the term big ticket

I can't say big ticket I can't say now The small gift people are getting they were supposed to get one item cue, okay But the response to the patreon so overwhelming yeah, I decided to make it two gifts for those people I was really surprised when he When I was talking to him and he told me this okay, I was like this chiefscape this cheap motherfucker when I was talking to him and he told me this. I was like this chiefscape, this chief motherfucker. I like it. I like it.

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I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. been so good response was so overwhelming. He's overwhelming and and and it I guess it really the first it was a little bit of a rocky start before we started getting everything. Yeah, yeah, so since the the recessed responses so Off the charts like we can't we're blown away by it two gifts for the small gift items two small gifts for those people for the big the big item, two gifts for them as well. And the first, what's the call when you have a certain section of time? What's that called?

The window? The first three month period. Yes, the first three month period. I've supplied the artwork for some of the items here. It's a very first time I've ever drawn Joker TSD related merchandise. It's something since we can't sell it, right? I mean, legally, we could never sell something like this, but we can give it away. Well, also legally for money. Why not really selling it? This is a gift.

Nobody's gonna complain. Right? I mean, you know, lawyers want to get in the way and make something cool like what we're doing here. Like, this image that I've come up with, lawyers would kibasht. Okay. Shame on you. It's too late though. But it's a gift now.

Yeah. This is a gift. They can't touch us. Tell your lawyers that, Q. I will a gift, they can't touch us. Tell your lawyers, Accu. I will tell Danny that. He's on it. You don't want to mess with my lawyers. You haven't spoken to Wallet yet, have you?

You can't touch this, you can't touch this shirt. So they're going to get a shirt of an original piece I did. They're going to get a poster of that original piece. That's for the big ticket item. They also get the two small items as well So they're you know they're great. They're flush with gifts if the people who are eligible after three months and the Small gift people will be getting a magnet of the piece and then a patch of another Tell them Steve they've related piece of artwork. I didn didn't do the one that's still kick ass though.

And those are going out soon, but we need you to check your emails and go to your junk mail if you haven't responded to the poll putting in your t-shirt size. And where can people go if now people are listening to this? And maybe they want to get on this sweet ass Patreon action. They really should get on it. Even if at the lowest level the $5 level

The response to the Sunday Jeff show is like nothing I've seen What when I went to the border show the other day. I saw a few a few women in in the lobby Gushing about the Sunday Jeff show the the Sunday chef how much they liked it. They're like it was awesome Well, that's I mean what happened with Sunday Jeff in the years that we were doing compoke men I feel he was kind of ignored I feel like he you know We didn't really utilize him as much as I I wanted to right plus he actually works here I suppose that half the cast that didn't So yeah, cuz he was I mean I, I'm not telling Steve Dave. Like I, I, I, you know, I feel

now, that now with my, I so much free time now, I've just spent, um, create, I want to create a podcasting superstar. I like it. You know, like on the, I'm going to be, who's that guy that was helping Elvis the general the Colonel the Colonel Okay, you're well you're the Colonel. I'll be the Baron But I want to bring him to Elvis Presley Heights at least in the world a podcast I don't know what that means, but I don't know what those heights would be probably Chris hard work Is it that would be Elvis Presley or or today? No, I think today. Elvis probably be Rogan. He's Elvis Presley. Well, he's not.

Oh, he's like, he's as big as in the podcasting world. In the podcasting world. That's my target. I've got a target now. OK. And I'm going to move. Look at your Rogan. I'm going to move.

Target ahead and heard of until moments ago. I'm locked in now. I know what the site, I know who's in my sites. Bring them down. There's room for, I think it wasn't there two offices like on the level, wasn't there two people? It was Elvis Costello, but he was just big, right? He had. But yeah, that's that's my goal right now. That's what I'm working towards is building Sunday, Jeff up to levels

that the podcast in world has never seen. I hope you win. I win. We all win. It would be great. It would be one of those head scratchers like, wait, why is this person famous? After everyone's really excited and it's for all for a short amount of time, they're like, wait, what's going on here? Why do we care?

Like, like, Paulie Shore, for example, right? The world was fucking enamored with Paulie Shore and the wheeze and all that shit for a little while. And then suddenly people were like, you know what? No, no more. No more. Bull shit. We're done. Uh, yeah. So where do people go to listen to the, like you said, the $5 tier you get for weekly bonus, uh, podcast that you can't hear anywhere else. We have, I mean, we're gonna, I mean, we want to talk to you tomorrow about like putting more different exciting tiers up there.

Maybe changing it up a little, keeping it fresh, always keeping it new and new, new. That's the trying, taking chances. People don't like the tried and true anymore. Like, I don't think so, right? People are like, you're saying people are always looking for something new. What's fish?

What's different? Yeah, fresh fish is what they're looking for. They're like, oh, fresh fish. It's like, so you don't want to know more space monkeys. They're like, I said, fresh fish. All right. But it'll be a dark day when Sunday Jeff becomes the like the trotter show people are like, fuck them.

It happens to everybody. Everybody, once one day you're fresh fish, the next day you're rotten stinky clam. There you go. Where did they go from? Sign up. If you want to hear magic like that, at length, you go to patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave or patreon.com.tsd.

There's like, I got, we got a virtual reality show planned. It's unbelievable how good it looks. We've got, I mean, we've got, I know that people are like, I mean, they'll never get it done. Is it like the play? You can't count us. Don't count us that that's when you cannot tell him Steve Dave. That's more at our most dangerous. Yeah, that's don't fucking put us in a corner because you

won't like how we fucking get out of that corner. Bits will mash our teeth. Bite. We'll bite you fresh fish. It's a hostile. Yeah. So go fuck a sign up. Well, docs the shit out of you and sign you up anyway.

So go fuck a sign up or we'll dox the shit out of you and sign you up anyway patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave What you see in front of you boys is the the tireless work of Nina rad who submitted us for this thing called the webby awards very prestigious podcast competition. So Nina Rad, spearheaded a campaign. Okay. And we got, we won. We did not win, but we're honorees.

I don't know what that means, except that we did win. I mean, you're losing. Yeah. Why? So they gave a certificate to the non-winners. Your official webby certificate is a mark of internet excellence. He says the webby people, who made us? You want to be in us?

You ever hear of two dope queens? No. Oh, okay. It's these two black ladies who do a podcast and I think they have like an HBO show coming up. Let me tell you something. Yeah. Safe. They played it something. Yeah. Safe.

They played it safe. Yeah. Who did the Webbees? The Webbees. The Webbees. Otherwise, we wouldn't just be honorees. That would say winner. So basically, Nina Rad, Radarads.

Rad. So basically, Nina Rad did was publicly humiliate us. And wasted all our time. Oh, thanks, Nina. Yeah. Thanks for... Oh, well, why can't we just have... We were so ignorant on what this was.

You could have told us we won, though. And then we would have walked out of here feeling great. Nina would have been a hero. I only lied to girls. I don't lie to you guys. Well, thank you, Nina, for that. Yeah, that's so... Trying. Yeah, an amazing effort I I imagine it was a big effort and

evidently, like, even to be honored is like there's thousands and thousands of podcasts. So this is evidently it's a big deal. Cool. But she was up against some, you know, some things bigger than, than, than, than, than talent. Yeah. Yes. An entertainment. That's cool.

She's really, she's a big support in the end, right? She's like, has been, yeah. Yeah. Should, should she get this? Should we give this to her to hang there? Yeah, let her have that. Yeah, she should. She's like, I want that shit.

It's like, you didn't win. Yeah, but she deserves it. She deserves it. She deserves it. Yeah. What are the, and they, win. She is a whore. She is a whore, please. She is a whore, please. She is a whore, please. What are the, and I imagine they talk about political stuff? I've never listened to it. So I'm not really too sure, but I think they give

their sassy take on things. That would be my guess anyway. Isn't it weird that like have some podcasts talk about politics and it just balloons their listenership? The other podcast talk about politics and it just balloons their listenership. The other podcast, talk about politics and it makes their listener base upset. I think because for years if you don't talk about politics and all you do is talk about bullshit, people become accustomed to that. So suddenly you're like, now I'm gonna get on a soapbox and tell you my feelings about this shit. People are like, I'm getting it everywhere else.

This is like a place I come to not get that. I can respect that. I can respect that. Two dope queens is a podcast hosted by Jessica Williams and Phoebe Robinson. The podcast features female comedians, comedians of color and LGBT comedians in an effort to represent people from different backgrounds. How many fucking times do we have to have Mike and Ming on before they recognize us? Here we go.

The podcast guests include John Hamm, Nick Crowell, LaFar Burton, Naomi, Ekper Gin, Nord Davis, Mark Varron, and Michelle. But I don't care about that. We're on the list of Sunday Jeff. Nina, Nina. We never had a chance. We never had a chance, no matter what. No shortcoming, no fault of hers.

We were not going to win against that. I mean, I mean, we had not a chance at all. It could not in this world. It was not going to happen. So don't feel bad. And if you and if you can get me her address or if she can email came used to her address, I will make sure that this document reaches her safely and so even though she sent it to me. She would send to her. Oh, okay, you're going on. She would rather have it displayed here. And I will display it here. I think she wants it to be a part of history,

a part of the world. And then you know what? It will be whatever you want in the world, yours. We owe you, Nina. Yours and fucking two dope queens, evidently. Maybe it's a good podcast. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying it's not. I'm just saying. Definitely, definitely is. I cannot wait to tune in on the way home to listen to John Ham and some LGBT whatever that you know all that stuff I can't wait You know everybody some people you need to I only hope they talk about politics That's all I hope is that they talk about hot taste. Yeah Something no one else is saying

Without the sass something no one else is saying without the sass. Oh, the bitter agony of defeat. We are not sore winners. We are not good losers. Fuck you, webbies. So we have the contest for the shirt, the DIG Magnus shirt, I keep saying that I'm going to announce the winner. We had some decent entries. Not as many as I thought that people do not know famous people who we have again

What's the one we have we got Shaggy? What's his name Matt the lilyard we got Mick Foley we got Sven Gouley mankind we He's awesome is that is that what he goes by mankind? That was one of his wrestling names and then we had someone else who I can't even remember the name Literally cannot remember I remember being completely unimpressed So that's a question. I'm a fan unless you had somebody else that you have somebody else in my fuck whoever you guys Whoever you guys Yeah, all right, so mankind gets the dick magnitude. He doesn't. Whoever got him to say, tell him, Steve Dave gets it.

Wow. So that person will be celebrated on Twitter, I guess, when I know what their name is. Hmm. How are you going to know that? Well, when I put it out there, I'm like, who sent in that video again? Yeah.

And then they'll be like me. And I'll be like, well, you're being celebrated. He's your honor, he's the big. Yeah, you win. You get this plus a fucking useless webbie award. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's certain ads. Yeah, so I saw this one. This is a BK one. We talked about it on puck nuts the oh yeah the Russian so the Russian Pregnant the world cup. I'm a little cup guy right so this is another Burger King one, but I believe this is I think this is an American one for Burger King and Here is the ad for I guess it's a steak sandwich or something.

Oh, wow, very phallic. It's a woman in profile on the left of the frame with a giant cheese steak coming out of her face and her mouth is wide open. The need to make no mistake. It looks like she's about to suck off that. She's about to blow it. Is that because of your general mindset? Or do you feel that that is like anybody is. Anybody would see that. Yeah, going to her open mouth. Well, there's something like. Is it just because you like blow job so much? Q. Really? Q blow jobs.

Really cute low jobs. That would have been funny if she said that. What the fuck is she talking about? Come over, Yamble. But I took a class in my senior year of high school that was talked about suggestive or that like not like mind sub Subliminal messages and ads. One of the most interesting classes I ever took. There's some things in that ad that you guys may not be aware of at first glance

that a trained eye will see. That also bears mentioning that beneath it, it says it'll blow your mind away. So it's hardly even subliminal. They're using the word blow. But like in case you didn't notice, we're talking about blow jobs here, people. White sauce dripping off the fucking blow. Bill again, case you didn't notice. We're talking about blow jobs here, people. White sauce dripping off the fucking sandwich. That's cheese. What's white in

it's dripping off? That's yellow on the bottom. What's white up top? That's part. Oh, yeah, that's that's a main ASQ. All right. Right. Yeah. But look at her. She's like, I can't believe how big this is. She's not even looking at the sandwich, which is first the tip off of that there's something else at play here. Somebody has a gun to her. That's what I'd like to think. She's looking at the belly button. Yes. She would be looking at a man's drawing. That is a great reference Yeah, the gift baby a lot of people gonna catch them She almost looks not real so doesn't she look kind of like when it like a sex doll? It's very photoshopped. Yeah to a point your skin is almost perfect

That was there is there some backlash to this ad I believe so I mean suggestive isn't even the word. At least that was an ad that ran online. It didn't air on TV. Did it? Something that... I don't know. Let's see. It's scandalous, I would think. He had great commercials too. They had the great BK, the Burger King, the King. Oh yeah, everybody loved him because he was so relatable. No, but it was it was cool It was kind of like the like it was the take on their creepy clown right like he was even creepier

Which I thought was a such a fun PR campaign now they got to go down to the gutter down to get people to come in burger Trump some American bunny. Well, okay. Well here you go the The unwitting star of Burger King's blow job ad finally lashes out. She lashes out. That company. Oh, at the company. She likenes the treatment of her image.

I did not read this before. Likens treatment of her image to rape. Oh, God. Go fuck yourself. Says any woman who's ever gotten raped. You stupid asshole. Why would you say something like that? Jesus.

All right. So, what job are you got something like that? Jesus Christ. All right. Are we too early? So what you all, you got to do this? You didn't have this for? Yeah, I got to do it for. It's a key not to rape. All right, got it. Well, you know, I mean, if they're like,

okay, just look really surprised and like you're staring at a man's belly button. But, ha ha ha ha. Five years ago, there was a famously suggested burger conned that which ran in Singapore, the woman who appeared in it without her permission says she has publicly excurated the fast food chain for humiliating her.

What's that mean? I didn't understand the words. Excurated? Excurated? I've seen the word. I don't know what it means. A 148. Excurated.

Excurated. Don't get on that fucking phone you sham Can you use it as sons It says You look at them sweating right now. Look at a man in a fucking imposter. You ask your fucking clothes fucking emperor Pretty gross. It's too hot for your brain. Yeah, his brain sizzling like a fried egg I think there's two fucking men some men who need to fucking come clean about their IQs At least I'm willing to admit I never heard the word before. No, I've seen it. I don't I said I don't know it means X-X created

EXC It's a fucking 10 cent word that some journals I know let me let me look up a sit in him and spit it instead of just using a fucking simple word Look 148 you're looking to ponder don't know never seen it. You've never seen that word. I've never seen him say I don't know if I've ever heard him say I don't know Smart you learn it Okay, here it is Are you learning? Okay, here it is. It's smart when you admit to censor what I was supposed to pretending you do.

Instead of set a fucking plowing through it and pretending he does. Hold on, let's say. Excuriate. Excuriate. Excuriate. And it means to censor or criticize severely. I can't wait to use it around someone.

I'll be like, you don't know what that means. That's right. Really cute, excurriate. Now I just want to see her hanging out. It's fucking annoying. So anyway, okay, so she objects. Burger King ran my photo online from a series I did of various facial expressions and contortion poses. And with no due regard to me as a person, I'm also a profited off, reducing me to an orifice for their penis sludge, publicly humiliating me in the process. Friends, family co-workers, perspective employers who saw it assume I was a willing player, those offended by it don't

know the extent of what's wrong with the ad. I didn't know about this being done to my image, let alone agree to pose for the scenario. The woman even likens BK's treatment of her image to sexual assault. I believe in sexual expression and art in the media, it's beautiful and necessary for a healthy society, but it must be consensual. Otherwise, it's rape. She ends her missive with a hashtag suck on your own slimy seven-incher I mean if I could that's a if I could and it's here right now. Oh my god if only it were seven inches I could probably like well give me a place really I mean of all kids side though I mean If that's true though, mm-hmm Burger King is that shitty a Burger King. Well Burger King did it do it whatever whatever Like to open your mouth like to the ad agency down that's how it happened. She took stock photos

She took all the other poses and then she sold the license To to someone for which basically is gonna say you can do anything you want with these images Yeah, but you but I mean And you know how naive is No, Burger King doesn't have a knife. How naive is she to think that I'm gonna get paid for taking these photos They're now gonna own it could do anything they want and and I'm going to approve of every single thing that they do It's just not happening That's insane. I mean I think I kind of look at it as like if if my daughter got a got a

Pagig take a pictures and then they did that and then she was like totally unaware I'd feel horrible for sure but I feel like she would be wise enough. Oh you'd be wrong. Well you wouldn't have you would if she's going to be a model. I wouldn't think that either though. I wouldn't be like are you sure they're not going to put us a sandwich in front of your face? Well not that specifically but I be like well, you know the poses that they want you to do like these weird like you said Just a series of yeah of poses like well, what is this for and? Right, you know the prices are slashed so so low you you're you cannot believe that you're getting this deal I'm not saying that she's that aligned for being like all that fucking sucks

That's it was my friend that'd be like who I feel pretty bad. It's kind of funny, but I feel pretty bad She's like any to rape don't say it's rape. That's like fuck off. Yeah sexual assault like just come on You don't think they're taking it too far. She's Well in that what is in mental rape? I don't know what that means. Psychologically, you're a violated. But it doesn't have to be sexual. And then it can be anything. Right. So but something like this, like, she's finally disturbing. Yeah. Like you're saying, like act like you're shocked. I think they should have told her

act like you're pretty enough to be a model. She's lucky that she's in this fucking head. Yeah. She's got buyers,'s in this fucking head. Yeah, buyers are more she took them money Regrets about a few On the way here what's I was here moments ago Do you think it's common though in the in the industry where you're going to pose and do things and all of a sudden They'll take your image and put it in a place where and put'm frame it in a way that you had no idea you would look like foolish or had to say, you're right. Don't sledge shame.

I think it's very common. She's taking stock photos. Yeah, it's not like it's the first time that it's ever happened. It's not even the first time it's happened with Burger King. So get your wits about it. It's done this before. Did it to somebody in Singapore, but Singapore, I'm sure they're like, what if you're selling your goods to someone and it's being like,

he has a license to these photos, do whatever you want to them. You willing to do that and take that money, but then complain when they use it. Yeah, I guess you're saying it's a risk. It's a risk that you could be framed in the in the ad in a not so like if let's say you did flattering like let's say you did it, right? Somebody's like I'm gonna pay you 500 bucks. It's happened. No, it's 20 photos. I took pictures for the comic book man and I had no idea how they would be of course it happens every season right I had no idea how to look like an idiot do you remember the failed blowjob came to the of season three was it failed because sometimes I came here to look like it was very successful but like you take you take like five photos

let's say let's say 500 bucks, you take 10 photos, we're gonna own it to use it and then you end up in like gonna wreck out of this function commercial. Right, right, right. Like, you could be upset that we're all gonna make fun of you for that dress all in white and stand on the beach. But how could you have not have known that that's a possible? That's a possible.

I don't know if I would, my mind would go right to like, well, okay, what's the worst case scenario? I think most people think best case scenario, like I got a job modeling, I got paid to take pictures. This is amazing. Well then you're a fucking idiot. Best case scenario in this world, has that ever worked? No, I've never been like, what's the best it could work out?

That's probably what'll happen. That's how I don't think in my life ever. So you're saying that like, if you can't ensure that your likeness will be used in a way you approve of. If you do that, you're saying that like you if you can ensure that your likeness will be used in a way you approve of If you do that you're saying right, but if you're a Quote model and quote like like this lady You don't have that choose where it's like I want final say I think don't you think the industry should change the standards And so we don't have instances like this where people feel violated. No, no, because that's up to each individual person,

but it makes them feel violated. Someone else could have- Some people come out and get on Burger King's behind about this. Burger King will change the way that they are. She's calling for a boycott. Well, Burger King will, but like this woman, like, fuck her, don't hire her.

I would never hire her for photos now. But let's say, but like, isn't it a good thing, No, if like now, like a corporation now has to be like, hey, we're gonna use your photos And this is the campaign. Are you okay with this? And she's like, no, okay. Well, we'll find somebody who is okay with it. No No, why? Because that's the bit like just get a model who's like take the patient to do it. Fuck you all in them Why don't you want to live in a world like that? Isn't that a better world than the world we live in? Because I want somebody, anybody to have personal responsibility in this fucking world.

Any level of accountability would be nice. Any level of somebody being responsible for their own fucking actions would be nice in this day and age. And not come out like, I'm a victim. Yeah, I'm a victim. Even the wife signed. And maybe I didn't read the fine print. I. Yeah, I'm a victim even the wife signed And maybe I didn't read the fine print. I had an agent who maybe should have done the same. Yeah

It's somehow someone else's fault. It's Burger King's fault. What's it not even Burger King's fault? It's the head agencies. No Burger King wanted though Burger King was like oh, I proved it We love the blowjob sandwich. Yeah, you got anymore We love the blowjob sandwich. Yeah, you got anymore So Burger King the buck stops a Burger King if enough people make enough noise Burger King should be like we will never run Will never put in another model not the female model in that position ever again without her approval of The campaign angle now is it funnier if it's a male model Or are they like no that would be offensive. I hate to say it, but it is funnier to me It is funnier to me too. I don't know why but it is funnier

And it would be if you knew the story was the same where he like I know they were gonna do that It would be even funnier It would feel less sympathy for him too. You really would. Yeah. Kind of like when guys get raped and prison, you're like, whatever you did to get there, you know, I'm fucking human. You're not making those taxes. Yeah. Yeah.

Why did you make the taxes? Why do you assume it's a tax of hate? No, I was trying to make it the worst possible thing that I've ever been to rape the jail for. Yeah. You shouldn't have had that join on you. Don't they go to jail for it? I have no. Like if you do it, which I would imagine you're trying

every way, which way possible. No. No. No. You don't look for the loopholes? You don't tell your guy? No, fuck away. Because you would go to probably some like set the country club

prison. Hammer me. Because finger you. You just get dittled a little. What? I don't feel a little bit. No, I'm above the board when it comes to taxes you tell the guy don't look for it don't put anything in offshore accounts nothing listen I don't live I don't live in five different states where I don't

have to pay you know you you're all by the book you huh yeah got a bit you got to be his his tax guy is my tax guy and a couple. He made him pay taxes. He's going out pay taxes. Who knows? We are in the process of figuring it out. This guy's like, whoa. How do you punish your tax guy? I was like, please get his life together.

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Report the first year we we did down Steve Dave. We made like fucking like 20 bucks on it. I failed to avoid it Three four years later the gull me came to me with a four thousand dollar fine And that like I was, don't pay that. I was like, pay that immediately. I was like, and pay everything else. Yeah, he was, he was, he marveled that he's like, I don't know how they haven't come at you yet or seized any assets, like anything.

He's like, they haven't gone into your bank. He's like, seriously? He's like, he would notice, right? And I said, yeah, I would notice. There's a lot of Brian Johnson's out there probably in the world though. Someone's paying for my crimes right now. He's got a rate to prison. Helm Steve Dave. Oh, no.

This is 40 minutes. You guys are both cackling about some poor Brian. That's how you'd want to go out. That's how you'd want to go out that's how you'd want to ride you making that Alright fine, that's it. I'll get some more Some yaksin. Can you think of anything else this poor Brian Johnson's suffering because of Yeah, well, just you spirit so much. Take me and then bring it down if you're not just how may Brian Johnson

You think are there in this country right now other than the ACBC Thousands of pump thousands. Yeah, the Brian Johnson from AC. Well, he's not in the city Where they forced retirement? What do you think of that when the axle took his place on stage for the tour? It was my understanding that Axel didn't know he was... I thought like... He's like the Burger King check? No!

He was like a crazy dude. He's like, I look like ACTC. He didn't know that they were basically like... All right, you're out. Like I think that he was like... Who's he didn't know who say he's out? He didn't know that... I think what I heard was he didn't know that Brian Johnson was basically not told of it

Oh, he wasn't in on he didn't know that he wasn't on the decision to bring in the star At that star front man. Yes, I thought he thought he had the blessing and then he turned out he didn't Really? I thought that was fair like to me that was such a cool cool take though on like I mean if if you, but he couldn't perform right, because he was a hearing. So if you can't perform and you got these concert obligations, to me, the coolest way to rectify that problem is, let's get a bigger name than even the band of the guy who was in the band. Yeah. It was the songs. It's unbelievable. It'd be cool. I saw what's in the Madame Lambert

perform a queen. Yeah. And it was fun. It was a lot of fun. And they sold out the fucking credentials. Like, have you ever played that game where you're like, like, put a front man in another and like in a different band, like a solo artist? You never played that game on the road? No. You should do that with IJ. Yeah. And you guys are on the bus tour. I'll try it. Would you do it with the girls? Yeah. They don't know anybody I'm talking about. I was gonna say like, yeah, you're like, so you take so and so from King Crimson.

And then you put them in Captain Beyond. So I guess I slipped them positive. I think there's an exhaust leak in the car. I know that people were disappointed that because that was the same summer or around the same time that Guns and Roses reunited so people who are seeing both were like well now I'm seeing Axel Rose twice so it wasn't as cool to see yeah, Axel Rose with Guns and Roses after all those years. Did you guys did you see Axel in perform the ACDC set list?

No, I saw him twice with Guns and Roses. Yeah, you were interested to see that would be very interesting. I didn't think they came around here with him. Yeah, I wonder how he did with the Reveal. It was a fucking Guns and Roses was an awesome concept. When they first started, he was singing in a lower register and I was like, I know, it's going to happen, I guess. But then within minutes, it was like, it was 86. He wanted to make everybody think like he's a husband. Yeah, and he's like, fuck you with like a big middle finger. Just like you give to you, you know, to your authority figures. Yeah, or Mary Beth. So, you know, you'll listen to me long enough.

Yeah, he sounded great. It's such a weird dynamic though. We noticed that if, He sounded great. It's such a weird dynamic though. We noticed that if like axles on one side of the stage, slashes on the other side. And if axles runs across the stage, slashes gonna be on the other side. No war. Oh, you felt that.

Now between those two. No. Between everybody else, backs to each other playing guitar and looking at each other. So you felt that the intention labor is intentional that they didn't want to, for the crowd, you you think to speculate or was it legitimate? I think it was legitimate. Yeah. There's been times today I want to turn my back on you guys. Yeah.

I don't know that it's not still coming today. I know, but yeah, he told me to fuck off two weeks ago later that day. We're back to back pot. It's a, I can't imagine what it would take. I mean, aside from severe mental illness, because I evidently, Axel was pretty bad off with bipolar or something. Yeah. What it would have to have that level of like, I'm not even going to speak to this person. That's how much I don't want to resolve the situation. I've heard you say that that like you've made the proclamation never talking to that person again. Yeah, but I'm full of shit. We know. If somebody I'm close to, it's in the moment.

You can get. Oh, yeah. I don't call the instances, but I got a text and you were like, I'm never talking to me. Never again. And I was just like, come on. Oh, I remember what it was. It was something with a con Where you guys didn't get paid or dating your paid because you didn't show up And no, but Ming was mad. This was that was what Ming was made. I know no Ming got mad at you and then you got mad at me For fucking daring to get mad at you And you were furious that might have been a different time. I feel like I vaguely remember this. Yeah And it's weird that I'm like that I thought you text me out of the blue because I'm not I don't go on a con So I don't know why I'm getting this like every text and then Ming did it two one night and like four o'clock in the morning

I have to be up. I get he just writes a text to me no more favors In fact, I think this was for Mike. Like a new photo dish. That's how you end the episode, Mike. Oh, okay, you say it. Tell him stupid things. I'm doing the morning. I'll be awake. I'm having a lot of hard work I'm having a lot of hard work I'm having a lot of hard work I'm having a lot of hard work

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I'm having a lot of hard work I'm having a lot of hard work I said, don't know how to score, on the other pole The sun is a little bit, this will turn away as it will just do Across the heart, what do you feel like I do? I guess I have to be content content to be the reason to wait Like a son I have to be the content to write I have to be the message real So I can save you away Now face the wash of the blue glasses

So I can show you the world of magic And play the secret you are I can take you it here and back in the game Just like the world is in this Look at me, the fantasy, but it has no one to stand to me Oh, if you're not bending the rubber, freezing, that's insane so Then I'll get you my different, but close my eyes I can't just sit for a chance to trust me so Please believe, you're gonna have to be content to wait

To be content to wait, I don't have to be tell to wait to this We'll wait I don't have to be We can tell to wait Courage is worth a walk It's like hell So the silver moon will be the wind And the moon will be the wind And the moon will be the wind Like silver moon will be the wind

And the moon will be the wind And the moon will be the wind Like silver moon will be the wind And the moon will be the wind The heaven trees have been seen every year like me My shoes are covered with fabric and they still aren't the world to tell me Look at me, the paradise is full of the world just melt away The heaven runs through the world and the night will never be near

And the moon is in the sun and the stars in pieces of time Is in these eyes in me And this broken, broken, broken soul And this broken, broken, broken soul Have you heard of the song? I was empty before the storm and swirls and shades of crimson and battle The mow closes in with could be each other's hands Tired and tired and tense versus them When I'm having a year to escape my mind The arms are my weapon

I will have it every year I don't want it again, but I'm more than easy I see such a wolf, good-thank you I'm so lucky to have a sweet watch in your dances Trouble to the run, the battery's free And they say, hey, be fair, I'm a man That failure That's a tragedy, back in the game Just in our world's end, and that means the planet is being cleared As the world is now to end

So there's so much to be afraid of now that it's the one you will not get to That's so true of the failing tree and let's see if it's a failure The world is yours Zaxxon to the world with family tree And let's see the end of the world Like a city's little kid And I think I can just not do what I say But I think the paradise can't be Zaxxon won't just go away This has been the production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.

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