Tell Em Steve-Dave - #387: Fuck Cantcer

Episode Date: September 12, 2018

Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black

I have to fuck you up, I am away from Paul! I made a great joke! Wasn't she a great big fat person? want to tell. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Them Steve Dave and look around the table I only see one lonely face Walt Flanagan. Hello. We got no BQ here today. No BQ, no guest stores. I've never been a fan of the two-man pod. I don't know how Mike and Ming do it. I really don't know how. I do badly. I think it's such a disadvantage because if the three-man setup seemingly feels like somebody's always got something to add to the conversation

So so you got to give it up for them there were there. I mean if they had a third person Right, you know History might listen to it. You know You know, I mean history may have been a different If we had a third guy. Yeah, they did they did have you're saying the same exactly Right, but I have just saying it they are they are if they had a third guy. They did have, you're saying the same thing exactly. Yeah, I know, I know. That's the thing to come out right. But I have to say, they have to vamp and do more in five minutes than we do though,

because they're filling the role of three men. You could have stopped the role, I'm just gonna lay three men under the other two are, but they're out there. Well, they had Mark for a while before he. That's true. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and people really, you know, that was a good little team right there. Well, it's like when Q's here, like I have a few things here that I know what you're going to say when I bring them up to you, but if Q were here, I think you know what he's

going to jump on me or jump on you. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, depending upon his mood You know he may he may see also pick up on your vibes though and feel like you need someone in your corner Yeah, I don't think you ever think I need anybody in my corner Too strong he's I don't know about that. I don't know, but yeah, I don't not say enough, buddy I don't know if he ever thinks like oh all man You're convicted enough that you're like I don't agree with me or not. I'll never change my mind I did remember Last week I think it was I told the story about the the pizza delivery guy who was giving me a bunch of shit and at the end

I called him a retort. Yes. I remembered what it was that he said The final thing before I launched into the very end, and that was, he goes, well, I don't see what the problem is. And I said, the pizza's cold. And he goes, well, it's hot out there. Am I supposed to nut your own my air conditioning? And I'm going to drink it. And do you believe this fucking guy?

I said, no, you get a fucking hot box, like every other fucking pizza place on earth. And that's when he's just fucking staring at me. And he's like, all right, well, I'm just... I couldn't remember it. I remember it, and I was like, fucking Jesus Christ is moron. I cannot believe, though, you're still thinking about it.

This many weeks later, though, it's really, really alarming, though, and you really come down to it that you're still thinking about it. Slates perceived or real never forgotten. Never forgotten. Most not real. Most don't, yeah, I agree with you there. You don't need me in your court, right? But I went to, and this really signaled the death knell for me going out to, you know, went out to Texas Roadhouse. Yeah. Yesterday. Yeah. Pretty decent place. I was just there on

Sunday night. Well, I mean, that would have been yesterday. Yeah, pretty decent place. I was just there on Sunday night. Well, we meant that would be yesterday. Yeah, I was there any afternoon. Okay. I was there later and after any evening. I look over and there's a puppy in the sitting in the booth with with people. Service talk. Was it a service talk? A service talk? A puppy is not a service talk. Sure, Kevin. I don't think you could put an agent in. I could put it. It could be an infant. It's slept the entire, when I say puppy, Like they must have snipped the umbilical cord right before they walked in. This thing was so is it a dog? It was a dog. Then it can be a service. I don't think you could put an agent. If it's making that person feel better and doing its job, which is to calm down the person, I don't think it matters if it's

a puppy or if it's like an old old oldie other two different things That would be my surface With rabies and I'm like we got to put this There's a difference between a service dog and an emotional support animal now if you're telling me that you need emotional support to walk into a restaurant Like lo and star Whatever some people do and eat there then don't come in then stay the fuck home but I don't want dogs sitting in a booth next to me you know what although that puppy was way better behaved than almost any kid I've ever seen so if you want to bring your puppies in place of kids I would agree to that well that's like saying you wouldn't eat at my house because I

have a dog though no it's not I go in understanding. I go in understanding that I'm that I'm walking into a house that has two dogs. I go into a restaurant. I expected to be just humans. Now can I bring can I bring any animal that I want? I know that Southwest allows you to bring miniature police. Yeah, but yeah, you're just trying to be like that like that like that. Oh, that reasonable rational person. No, no, no, no, you're just trying to be that kind of person that like like that almost like a troll. You're kind of No, no, no, no, you're just trying to be that kind of person that like Like that almost like a troll you're kind of like, oh, okay, so you can bring your puppy in then I'm gonna bring in a Porcupine it's my soul. It's my It is though. I think they're I think a dog is a dog is is accepted as man's

Best friend. I do think you have to in 2018. you're gonna have to realize or stay stay to fuck home then Is that you have to accept that service dogs are here to stay Unless something catastrophic happens like let's say a service dog just goes Oops, it's crazy and bite somebody, you know, or does something really horrible. If there is no incidents there here to stay, I really don't have a problem with them. So there can be dogs everywhere in Lone Star, Barcan. It would bother. Barcan going after each other, that kind of shit.

You know what? You may as well go fucking eat and pet smart then. It's the same plaza. I think it's insane. There's no standards anymore. I just think you have to be a little bit more understanding to why do I Why do I or you don't and then you stay home then but why do I why but you don't know what you can't but if there But if there if there as a company are saying like it's okay and

If you don't agree with it, then you don't have to then you don't support that company then I agree I agree and it's it's rare I mean, there's the first time I've seen a dog, but I guarantee it won't be the last time and even if I'm not the guy like There's no fucking way you need an emotional support animal to go eat them Beel on a plane. You have no idea you have no idea what people are dealing with And it's so then anything so then she can bring him anywhere Amanda who's dealing with the dog market in the movies. That's okay with you. I've seen a little bit of emotional things that you need for your support over the course of the

decades. You see me carrying a fucking dog everywhere I go? No, but I've seen, but I put my fucking fist through the wall. I think you need to be a bit more understanding of the everybody around you. And if that's what it takes, I mean, what's it going to do? So just giving it no matter what, no matter what I like, I just have to constantly bend to society because they've deemed this the new normal, where it's like, yes, we can all bring our pets to fucking lunch now.

I don't even like teenagers going to lunch in pajamas, those pajama pants and the fucking I don't know, is there anything that you like? It's a... I like people adhering to what I like. That's mostly what I like. I'm just saying, I think that if you're going to go to a restaurant, come on, get out of your fucking pajamas enough. You're not cute. It's annoying. I don't even know what you're talking about.

There's pajamas. The girls are constantly walking around in pajama pants and fucking slippers at restaurants and shit are going to the store like they just rolled out of bed. Are you sure that's just not a new fashion? It's not really pajamas. It's just cotton pants. It's pajamas. They look like they rolled right out of bed. They have bed head, they're in pajama pants. Again, you I mean so now you're going to have a dress code at fucking friendlies or Wendy's. You're going to be like no I'm not saying those kind of places. The place where if I'm going to spend say for three three people I'm gonna spend $40 plus on a meal

No, I don't want to see in your fucking pajamas and I don't want your fucking dog being next to me I don't even want your kids there. Yeah, if they're screaming. If the kids are cool, I sat down to the same the same restaurant these other people sat around sat down right next to us three little kids perfectly behave. Nobody's screaming, nobody's going nuts. I'm talking, they're coloring like normal kids. What, you, if you are looking for the dining experience, I believe you need to start going to much more classier places though. These are family restaurants and the family now in 2018 includes the

fucking dog. Yeah, I mean, I don't, I've always thought I would never have a problem. I always want to bring my dog everywhere I go with me. But now you can. I can, but I don't... I've always thought I would never have a problem. I always want to bring my dog everywhere I go with me. But now you can? I can, but I won't, because I can't trust him. He loves food, he loves people. More than listening to me, he loves those two things. I think he would be a nightmare, and I would never... Are you describing me or are you talking about me?

Well, you don't love people. That's obvious. But now I'm saying, I just, I would, I mean, as a kid, I want to bring my dog everywhere. I just wanted that like, that, um, that classic, or like, you know, American, uh, what's it called? Like a Mark Twainy Mark, Mark Twain, with a Mark, Mark Twain. It's a Mark Twain. I like your fake, like a rock.

Well, and the dog comes with you and it's just like the dogs always what you 24 seven it's literally like a like a brother to you or a sister. That's what I always want it now in 2018 we're moving towards that now. All right, I mean, I don't just say I don't it's just corporations, especially dining like restaurants there. I guess they don't do as well as they used to so now they're just trying to like grasp it anything to Bring in those diners because you know what if you told that person like hey, you can't have your dog here You're right that somebody would go on social media and it would turn into a whole thing where people would pile on what is a Texas Roadhouse yeah, and they would be the assholes when in reality it's like and again the dog didn't cause a problem But it does set a dangerous precedent, I think is can I bring my fucking pit bull in there?

I mean you want to sit next to me when I have my pit bull and I'm like, no, he's fine Again, I believe that unless something horribly goes wrong at one of these places where there's a lot of people and you're bringing a mix mixing in now your service dog and if something goes wrong Yeah, then we'll see we'll see something Somebody has to get this figured in order for people to be like why the fuck do we let dogs and restaurants in the first place This is our we didn't have seat belts on cars until people a lot of people got to figure it and killed Yeah, so then we had the change shit

That's true except we never had dogs in restaurants and now we're like hey, let's test the waters for some reason Fuck all of you I'm not going out to eat anymore unless I go to char Which is the the only restaurant that never lets me down I never go in there and have to deal with a screaming kid or a fucking dog who may piss all over the place It's a puppy. It would be no fault of his own But he didn't though. He didn't but you don't know he might take a shit. But you got a super smeller. It'll knock you right on your ass.

I think until you're making up scenarios that could happen, you just got away from the happen. And then you can finally say, I was right. Then you could say you're right. But until then, and then you can finally say, I was right. Then you could say you were right, but until then. I can't wait. Yeah, you can't, you really, all you really come off sounding as it's just angry, bitter, old, brie, so until, I'm just not as quote. Until you're proven right, and then you can,

and you get on your mountain, and you scream at the top of your lungs that you were right. I told you these curve with a root of water, dining problem. Puppy was super cute, it like slept the entire time, but it did make me think since it wasn't a service dog. I didn't have the vest and all that shit that it's like, so this is now what people can do. I guess it is. Yes.

All right. So if I have an Irish wolf found again, you just keep saying if, if, if, well, my neighbor has to, I'm going to bring her to lunch and I'm going to tell her to bring her dogs to the Texas throw house. It will see how it plays just because it's not a cute little puppy. I mean, you what will approve that if you get in will you be like what then if they say no, what then what happens if they say no, what do you know, I was in here last week and someone had a dog. What's the policy here?

We've changed that policy. No more dogs, No more dogs. Or lesser service dogs. I'll make a wait in the car to the lady. I'm a little lunch. Let's see, I had a few things written down. None of which you will fucking care about. So why'd you write them down then? Because if Cure here, I knew he would care about them. Really? Yeah, there was this thing. Is it celebrity shit?? It is celebration. I don't think he cares about it I think you I think you miss judge his level of interest in the In celebration, but I'll make him be interested for the sake of

Myself because I want him I know you'll never be interested no matter how much I talk about it, but Out of guilt he'll be interested no matter how much I talk about it. But out of guilt, he'll be interested. If I can't help it. I'm gonna ask. Instead of just choosing the topics that you don't have to guilt the other members in the talking about, you know.

You can't just talk about Mary Beth about these topics. Oh, I do. That's what you should've brought tonight. What's up? Mary Beth. Your new girl, that would've been an interesting episode though. Yeah, she was, I told her I was like, I to be surprised if Walt wanted to ask you some stuff on the show And then she started like naming stuff like stuff that I'd forgotten about and I was like nah you can't come on

That's insane She was well you kind of are little Yeah, there was like stuff that she was mentioned. I was like, holy shit, I totally forgot about that. So you sell you in an effort to what's the matter with the levels? No, for some reason, the time jumped. It just blinged, but it still does. So in an effort to what's a called make your public image, to what's what's it called make make your your public image. A little kinder and gentler you won't like you want you're not gonna allow Mary Beth to speak on Mike. She could she could talk. You know, you just go over a little a little a little the practice.

Yeah. I don't want some questions by it. What's probably going to ask? Let's see how you do. No, you won't care about any of this. You may actually care about this thing though. Well, they're also old, like when I write stuff down, like Jimmy Fallon paid for some rich person's meal.

It was like a thousand dollar bill and Jimmy Fallon paid for it. And he was like, because they look so happy and they were having such a good time. And they reminded me of the friendlies thing that you were talking about, except like the waiters were having such a good time and they reminded me of the friendliest thing that you were talking about, except like the waiters were having such a good time, they're high five and it's shit. Right, also the Jimmy Fallon,

but did he know was a rich person he was paying for? Well, it was a big party and I think it was a fancy restaurant. And he was like, Oh, so he had to realize this person at this restaurant probably would have no problem paying for the meal. There's no puppies in this restaurant. So this guy is, yeah no problem paying for the meal. There's no puppies in this restaurant. Yeah. So so this guy is yeah he's

he's able to pay. Why the fuck do you pay for another rich person's meal? And why do you why do you have to? Yeah. You have to. You have to. You have to. Not touted anymore. Somebody has to leak it. It has to be like on Twitter like hey here's what Jimmy Fallon did. But doesn't he have a team of people that is like, you know, Jim, don't tout this because you're gonna come across as what a lightning you pay for somebody who's destitute for a meal. There's some jerk off out there who's gonna call you out on it. He's calling out dogs and he's calling out dogs and Texas Roadhouse.

You don't think he's gonna call you out? Which is you have. As if Jimmy Fallon isn't the biggest dick sucker in the business to begin with like there's no He is he won't polish to a fucking like mirror. Oh, yeah Oh, he's one of those like one does raw raw guys. He's not one of those guys. It's gonna him He'll never ask the never ask the hard question He's the guy that got in kind of trouble for messing up Trump's hair, right? He took a lot of heat for that, for humanizing Trump. For humanizing Trump, yeah, but I think this is prior

to like people really hating Trump. I mean, they didn't like him before, but then they started to really hate him. Oh, yeah, well, as soon as they thought he was gonna win, they thought he was a joke lead enough to that. They were like, this is like the ha ha ha, the Republicans are putting up Trump, they're gonna get trounce and they were like,

what the shock of all shocks, then of course, now you're into fucking beast mode. You're ready to do your charity, right? The other side's just like, okay, it's on. We're going to destroy anybody that even fucking smiled at Trump or took a picture with Trump, you know? Yeah, I forget that for the longest time. He was a person that like people liked like they liked to dislike him, like when he was on the apprentice. he was a person that like people liked like they liked to dislike him like it when he was on the apprentice. He was a huge personality in the 80s and the 90s who all the billion. I never I never understood the appeal of it. Even before all this, he just I mean

that was a douchebag. It was just so corny. It was so corny. But why does Jimmy Fallon though? So corny. It was so corny. But why does Jimmy Fallon though? Doesn't not realize though that like, he's going to take it out. He's going to be criticized up and down, left and right, for picking up the tab of a rich person's meal.

Right. It's going, why would you tell the world, not the world, but why would you tell your followers or whatever that you did that though? What does he think is funny? Right, well, he didn't tell anyone directly. Oh, he didn't. No, I'm sure the, you know, an unnamed source

or the waiter or somebody was like, maybe the person who he bought the meal for felt the need to leak it. People can't just do something. They gotta do it and tout it. Ever touting. And there's some things you should tout. There's other things, you know.

Well, I guess in the, I take that back then. I mean, I thought he was like, he was so foolish to think that people would think it's funny or it was a good move by his fault on his end. But no, but I'm sure when it came out, he wasn't like, Oh, no, really? You don't think he smart enough to realize, Oh, fuck, no, fuck, I have to deal with this for a week. No, because he was like, yeah, best a week. Right? Or a couple days, unless something else, you know, unless Trump says something that takes the deal

I mean he gave a fucking quote so he must have known he was like oh, there's not such a good time I just you know, maybe so happy. I just had to give a thousand dollars to an already rich person fucking dickhead fuck you Pete Davidson I had something about it. I know you don't know who that is now Is that a rapper? No, he's a... Pete Davidson. Does that sound like a rapper? He's a quote comedian and quote. Okay.

Is this first name Pete? No Pete. Oh Pete, oh, yeah. What else did I have here? Would you be upset if you found out somebody burned a four-color demon flag in protest? Like, you know, people burned the American flag. I would be very upset. Yeah. So, and did that? No, they did it. Oh, that's weird. Why is that? I thought they listened to something on Patreon they didn't like. Yeah, maybe

they listened to it tidbits. They felt like short. I thought they work. I mean, I was waiting, just waiting for those videos to pop up. Yeah. For tidbits too. I thought they work. I mean, I was waiting, just waiting for those videos to pop up. They're treated bits too. I thought people were going to start burning all the, all the apparel. Yeah, you want them back, you want them back. Um, I guess people, yeah, I saw that, that the reaction, uh, from some people about that. They're not all going to be grand slams. Most of them, unless it's the Sunday Jeff show.

Oh, no, no, no, I wasn't talking about that. I was talking about the reaction to Nike announcing their new, I guess, spokesman in Colin Kaepernick. Right. And I see, you know, both, you know, again, it's just politics, and it's just was so boring. It's like, one side's going to celebrate that they hired him. The other side's going to denounce Nike's hiring of them and then the people in the meadowho just like the fuck cares

You know either you're gonna buy Nike's or not and they don't care who the sponsor is I don't buy Nike's cuz I don't like the way they fit My feet are too wide. I got a bunion or a corn. Maybe I don't know they don't feel good. Yeah, I mean no high arches I asked yeah, I Did wonder though you did the army still not take people with flat feet at this point when winners I mean they can't be that discerning can they at this stage of the game? I mean in 2018 they can't be like no checking for flat feet anymore No like back when like in like say say World War II when kids were like 15, 16 lying about the rage so they could go over and fight the Jerry's and shit, then they might be like, ah,

you got flat feet, we don't need you because it was a surplus of people today where people are like, I don't know, you know, a lot of people like, there's no draft. I wonder why they couldn't take me. Like, I got flat feet, but I really want to fight for Uncle Sam. Yeah, I wonder why the army was like, no, flat feet. Was it because they couldn't march a lot? I mean, what was the... I couldn't march a lot.

You couldn't? No, not with pronated arches, not a feet hurt. Now. Now. I don't even back then. Look at my thirties. But yeah, you fucking... I can do this for you. Even if you didn't have fucking high arches in your thirties, I wouldn't have took you to. No, probably.

I'm talking about when you're in your teens. So, am I teens? now. I don't think so. I think I would have been in good enough shape Yeah I don't have any other I didn't have any other health things. Yeah, they probably would have taken me I got my feet Yeah, I know that's what kept you out you were No, no, you were itching the joint after World Trade went down. Well, I guess when all that shit with that first time with Kadoffi was going on. Oh, yeah.

There was Rubia. I think they were going to be. They were going to be. They were going to be. They were going to be in the US. Back in the 80s. Yeah, they were. And plus they had the army barracks bombing and everything.

Mm-hmm. There was a lot of banging the wardros on the news and they were like, you know, we could go to war and I was like, oh my god. Could you imagine if they had a draft? And my mom goes, don't worry about it. You got flat feet, you can't go. And I was just like, really? It's like so happy to be formed. I don't know about the form, but so happy to have. Your feet are normal. So technically you're the form to I know that's my knees are bowed a little bit. You know, to say you didn't run the Canada. Yeah, but I know that's horrible, but I mean, I got

it. I wouldn't want to go to war. That's insane. You imagine, I was it's so weird to say that because I've been listening to a book about the Vietnam War, like an audio book. And I was thinking like, if Walt were drafted into the Vietnam War, would he, would you die of starvation? Maybe the only soldier to ever die of starvation because like the Lester of POW.

Well, no, the food in general. Yeah. Shit on a shingle. I mean, I probably would have, sneak soup probably over there and Vietnam. I probably would have, likeak soup probably over there and be it now. I probably would have like I mean I know I know it's shocking But I probably would have gone into some sort of like mental Distress before even getting there that that would somebody get a dog

Maybe use I be useless to because I would be so like paralyzed with like Fear and anxiety. I would be you know, I would be you I would be you got shell shock They're like what happened to this soldier? They're like someone wanted them to eat a bull cereal Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't know how guys did that shit you took your hats on them because I'm like You probably have it terrifying and then they come back and they're like you piece of shit Yeah, it was like kind of the early sort of Like they they were certain number of soldiers that did fucked up shit, you know, raped and killed people and this stuff you're not supposed to do even in war. And they gave the bed name to everyone who when coming back, people were spit, not I'm calling baby killers.

I mean, we weren't alive back then, but that was, I mean, to say it was on a rock. Sure. Well, I mean, we were too young to really get the weight of the country, like to take the pulse week, and we didn't know what it was like back then. We were watching cartoon and shit, but... I do remember very, very, go ahead now. No, but I was just going to go ahead and go ahead and go ahead. I remember very, very late in it, people talking about this guy who lived two doors down from me dying over there. go ahead now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no years ago, but I mean, there just still guys going over there now. I mean, it's shit. People are dying. It's crazy. You know that in 2018, this is how we like countries

will not even, I guess it's not countries, but you know, it's still solved by, you know, like who could kill the most people? Yeah, as if it matters. Unless you have a nuke, you're not going to kill enough people. Several nuke's really. So it's like, it makes a fucking sense. Asia Argento, I had down the co-founder of the Me Too movement who turned around, turns out to you to a couple of little skeleton in her closet, some of the skeleton of a 17 year old boy. Yeah, I don't know what that is, but I thought you were talking about the Jardin Gentou. I thought you were talking about the Italian hard director. Dario or Gentou. It's his daughter. Oh, is this daughter? Oh, there's a connection. Yeah, yeah. This is daughter. And she...

Is she somebody that... It was a snepetism? Is this how she got her? No, no, it's not Joj Nepotism too harshly. It's more fun from that. I'm sure she got her foot in the door because of him, but she's an accomplished actress and she's got some stuff, yeah. What is she directed? I'm in the whole foreign shit. Well, well.

That I would never watch. But she was early on with the Me Too movement, she was big into the accused of Harvey and shit and we're not accusing him, but sort of outing Harvey and then it turns out that she I guess some years ago she she banged this 17 year old kid and oh no holy shit I haven't even been keeping up now Asia Argento and fucking Rosemar Gowen are fighting you mean keeping up now asia argento and fucking rosemar gowon are fighting jimmy Bennett

asia argento hits out at rosemar gowons false claims following jimmy Bennett sexual assault allegations against her you haven't been keeping up i i don't even know what you're talking about i mean these names yet i thought you're going to say jimmy other you're going to say jimmy felling on yeah i'm like hey did you hear about this guy uh... now let me see what Asia Agents was done.

Now, Asia Agents and Rosemaking. How do you say your name? Asia. Asia, like the country. Yeah, like the continent. Continent and continent. Yeah. How could you?

Let's see, Asia, or Agents, but she had in Rosemaking, and you know, started the Me Too movement, and I guess. I think the movement's bigger than those two people. I mean, I don't even know I've never even heard of you the one of them son about I've heard of the movement though So I don't think the movement will be affected by this at all. Oh, no, you don't think it makes some people like who are a part of not that I've heard of it but who are like Committed to it or like so wait a second. So she No, because I think it's like I think it's like you said what the just like you said with the war though

It's like you know some bad apples did some it's 50% or bad apples who started it though like you can't go up there on a podium And be like here Harvey Weinstein is a piece of shit and here's why well though And I've heard people but those people, but there are people who can know. Oh, sure. Yeah, absolutely. So I don't think that's what I'm saying. I don't think I don't think it will hurt the movement at all though. No. They'll just they'll just cast them aside and move on.

I guess. I don't know. She's been in a whole bunch of shit. You never heard of actress Land of the Dead maybe. She's only does horror movies like her dead. No, no, no. She's been in a whole bunch of stuff as far as acting, but like a lot,

oh, none of this should have ever heard of. Well, maybe like the Texas Roadhouse, you're not the demo they're going at. Yes, yes, I agree with that. Yeah. Alicia, who's your favorite X-man? Yeah. Come on, you've seen the movies.

Who's your favorite X-man? Don't know any of them. I don't know any of them. You don't know any of the X-Men? No. I'll tell you right now, the coolest X-Men in the world is Logan Wolverine. It's the guy with the claws. And they're finally doing a Wolverine podcast. That's cool.

Can you, I've sent you some information to to peak your interest because I'll be telling you a little bit of history about the Wolverine, even though you got these talking points. Luckily, the people have hired us to talk about Wolverine. They didn't realize they got a guy who's so versed in Wolverine talking about it tonight with you. There's nobody, maybe on the planet who's more qualified to talk about Wolverine than I am He's a berserker. He's like this guy who's like a mutant. He's and he's he has this healing factor So like if he gets shot a bullet hole it just It heals instantly

He also has adamantium laced skeleton. How cool is that? That's really cool. You know, adamantium is? Nope. It's the strongest metal known to man. It can't be broken. That's cool. I'm telling you, like when I for, and also what he overrehears, is claws. So when he has these three claws on his wrist, on the outside of his palms of his hands, on the back of his hands, I should say, not the palms of his hands, on the back of his hands. And when he clicks them, or he makes them pop,

it makes a noise that goes snicked in the claws, pop out, in their razor sharp, and he slices and dices. And he's really one of the first anti-heroes to ever come on the scene at Marvel Comics. He was the guy to kind of like, he killed like before Wolverine, while there was the punisher, he was kind of before Wolverine slightly, but a superhero that killed bad guys. I know I could just, it's blowing your mind right now. It is. Tell the people a little bit about the Wolverine podcast.

It's my first scripted podcast and it's out now for free online and in all your podcast apps. Listen to Wolverine the long night for free in Apple's podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts, or visit wolverinepodcast.com for more info. I'm going to tell you something. I was a little bit younger to knew when I first read my first X-Men comic book, and I wanted to be Wolverine.

I used to go around, like, putting, I taped pencils to the back of my hands and I would go out in the backyard and I would like slice at the trees. Grammy would get mad at me and tell me, you know, like, you know, stop taking the bark off that tree, you're no Wolverine. Right, and how cute is that? That's pretty cute.

Right, I'm sure, I mean, if you could be any X-Men, who would you be? I think I'd have to go with Wolverine. You know that Wolverine's a girl now? No. Yeah, yeah, there's been a, I think it's his daughter now has become Wolverine. She's kind of got the healing factor too, and she's called X-23. I'm telling you, I gotta get you in the comic books, right? I mean, what's your favorite comic book character? What's your favorite comic book? Well, actually, what's your favorite comic book movie that I ever took you to say?

I guess, Guardians of the Galaxy. Well, this podcast we're talking about, it's like a movie without pictures. I went and watched the YouTube video. They filmed it. I mean they recorded it in a studio like a real studio and they got sound effects. They got music. They've got this voice actor who really brings Wolverine to life. I mean a comic book fans they could be known for being a little cranky and they get very possessive and they're prone to like getting on the internet and complaining if something is done not to their satisfaction, but I kind of got the feeling that they're going to love this. They're going to love this rendition. It's called Wolverine the what? The long night. Wolverine the long night. Ah man, I can't, I've always wanted to live in a world where for free I could just download a Wolverine podcast. What will give me some more information about it?

The script was written by a comic book author Benjamin Percy and the podcast was directed by Brendan Baker from the podcast Love and Radio. Now, I gotta tell you, that's the only thing I'm disappointed in, and it's like, why wasn't I asked to be involved in the Wolverine? I mean, I'm sure this guy's qualified, but I mean, I love Wolverine. I couldn't have helped out with this podcast.

Really? Right? Oh, you ever see what Wolverine looks like? You know what his color is costumers? I'll give you three. How did you know that? Cause I know. I'm so impressed.

You know, you knew his costume was yellow. Yeah. Now a lot of characters, they can't pull off a yellow costume and still looked off Wolverine Ken. Mm-hmm. His favorite word, Bub. Oh. You know, like he calls people Bub.

Okay. All right, finish it off. It's like 10 he calls people, Bub. All right, finish it up. It's like 10 o'clock at night. I got you out of bed to read this. And that's why you're not on the RAA game. Okay. The story is that two agents investigate a string of room. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did that say really say that two agents?

And all agents. Oh, okay. I was going to say, wow, why, did that say really say that? two Asians and all agents. Oh, okay. I was gonna say wow. Why would they specify that? No two agents investigate a string of murders in Alaska and their primary suspect is a drifter named Logan spoilers That's Wolverine BUB! The whole podcast was recorded within an ambisonic microphone that captures 360 degrees of audio and totally constructs an immersive world of sound around you

So Wolverine is fighting someone on the floor. You hear the sound beneath you as if you're standing over It's like virtual reality without the virtual. I'm telling you, I mean, I really hope, like, I know Marvel's not going to come knocking on the door of our podcast to let us take a crack at a character. But if there's any like smaller companies out there, I mean, we got J Sarge in the bull pen, ready to write a score. I've got, I've got Gidham, who could voice a character, Sunday Jeff. I mean, some independent comic book companies out there.

If you want the TSD rendition of your character, we could do, we could do your version of the long night. Just like these guys are doing Wolverine. I know I'm kind of like, I'm not really selling this thing if I'm talking about doing somebody else's, but I'd love a crack at doing something like this. These guys are lucky, but you know what, they're qualified, they got the job, and more, and all the best of luck to them. Where can they go? Is there any last list bit of information?

They can go to wolverinepodcast.com and watch the Behind the Scenes video on YouTube. And where can they go to listen? wolverinepodcast.com. Oh, everything's there. It's all one stop. Oh, well, they can go to, they can find it on Spotify, on Apple, on iTunes.

Yeah. And I'm guessing it's going to be like a serialized thing. So like you're going to keep coming back week after week. And listening, and I'm sure it's going to be like a mystery as these two agents. I'm almost positive that Logan didn't commit the murders. And then Wolverine is going to solve the murders. Okay. You know, I mean, I'm not, I mean,

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We have somebody here, Walt, long time Ann. This is a rarity that we have a listener on and we have a met him before his name is Jaffa Jaffery Locke what's your what's your name on on Twitter? The phonetic spellings J.A.W.F.R. Yellowkay. That is a fucking radio voice. Let me tell you why I already don't like the guy.

He's got the best voice of all of us. He's got a better voice than me. And he's a better shape than I am. Yeah. But he has, what exactly do you have? You have Enjou Immunoblastic T cell lymphoma. All right. To me and you, that's cancer, blood cancer.

Right. Can you say, wasn't she a great big fat person? Wasn't she a great big fat person? Yeah, remember in silence of the lambs Was he at the very end? What doesn't sound like a full of bill? Oh Oh fuck me I'm gonna for lower a few registers to compete Yeah, can you talk like a little girl for a minute? I don't know about that, but I'll try to talk like this maybe. It still sounds amazing.

Yeah, pretty good voice. Yeah, that's like movie trailer voice right there. I always try to get into it, but it's very difficult. You're like in a world where Mike and Ming had a better guy. I mean, you really went out for the movie trailer business? I tried four voiceovers or voiceover acting. Oh wow, it's really difficult to get into because once somebody gets into it, they're doing it forever.

Yeah, you got the voice, don't man. Wow. Yeah. Not too deep, you think? Maybe a little too deep. I tried to win the way back when the competition for the voiceovers and then was a Johnny Schramm at one. Like I said, I'm old school. Johnny Schramm. Yeah, been around a while and yes, if you come down, unfortunately, Q isn't here today,

but you're sitting in the coveted Q seat. So, so when did you, how old are you? 46, just like that. 46, actually. And you found out that you had this when, how old are you? 46, just like, and you found out that you had this when, how old are you? June of last year. It's a little bit better than a year. How did you know? I had this absolutely disgusting, like you'd imagine to be a goiter on the side of my neck,

just growing out, and then you thought it was just some sort of lymph node issue went to see somebody once, then went back, and finally when they decided to do a biopsy, they found out it was lymphoma. Walt said, I told him he were coming in, and he said, he feels no sympathy for you. He's like, you shouldn't have smoked that. I can't say it. Are you a smoker?

No. It's blood cancer, you said, right? Yeah. No, what are they? Okay, so you find out, and obviously you're like, this sucks. What's the next step? They just tell you what to do basically.

This is what, this is the treatment plan we're gonna have for you. Yeah, as soon as they identified it, I was in the hospital within probably two weeks to start my first round of chemotherapy at the Yukon. And yeah, it's pretty fast. Once they realize it and they realize how and kind of advanced it was, though, lymphoma can be more advanced than others. They wanted to get me in instantaneously. So it's like almost in a day, they find out it's cancer and then you're in a hospital with the week. Do you have a G.F.G. in health insurance? Oh, I have the one that everyone hates because I don't have a job anymore.

So I get a husky health and Connecticut, but it basically takes care of everything. Like a state sponsored, yeah, good for you, man. Rather my money going to that than to bullshit you see it going to. Well, that's why I always say something like when they talk about all these people who are taking advantage of the system, if I didn't have this thing,

I would either be dead or I'd be in debt, like a million dollars, I think is what my doctor told me because these procedures are just just how regionally expensive. Right. Mm. What do you say, well, I don't know. procedures are just how regionally expensive. Right. What are you saying? Well, I don't know. Do you, uh, are you a religious guy?

No, faith, but no, not religious at all. No, no, don't go to church. No, I didn't start. I did when I was a kid, but then, I mean, you didn't start after you found out. Oh, no, no, no. My belief is still the same. God doesn't have it out for me. I just got cancer. Huh. I would be better for the show if I said I was mad. I really honestly I thought you'd be crying by now. Yeah. I'm madder at the puppy. That's Texas Roadhouse. Do you listen to me and say

like this guy's needs to get some perspective? Or do you say, he's unstable? What are you going to do? You? Specifically? No, I typically agree with a lot of you say. I find it interesting because there's a lot of me in you and then a lot of me in him. I'm like very anti-social. I have severe social anxiety.

So like, when I, I like one time you should the previous year two years ago when you showed up to the Mohican son and Mike and Ming were there and Mike busted my chops. I realized I just need to work away. When Mike's the one gagging on me, he can be like an idiot. He's like, well, okay, I just want to say to you. I think I leaned over said something stupid to you. Like just keep it up. And it's awesome. You know, keep on doing what you're doing. And then over said something stupid to you like just keep it up man It's awesome, you know keep on doing what you're doing and then Mike said something like well That's great advice and I just thought oh my god. I just was like burned by Mike's I told cue the other day. I was like I saw somebody tweet something and I was gonna tweet something back that I thought was funny

But would be considered super offensive right and I was, before I did it, I was like, what would Walt and Q do? And then I was like, well, Walt would go under a totally different name and not even admit that it's him. Okay. And Q would definitely not, Q would definitely not tweet this, and then I didn't realize that it didn't even have that solid.

Yeah, I showed some restraint. I was kind of proud of myself. I did tell Troy though. I had the tell Troy. proud of myself. I did tell Troy though. Hey, you know what, let me get your opinion on this because sage started school the other day, their girl started school, right? Yeah. And they send the attendance policy. Well, first they sent this, they sent this questionnaire and they ask a bunch of questions about her and their family and our home life What her favorite shows are all this other stuff really yeah, it seems a bit

Invasive maybe a little yeah, that's how I was like. Why does it matter? No, it was a matter of sister work like what is that yeah, that seems strange I never why to get one of those questionnaires now and it's it's weird because it's the same teachers last year So I don't know why they would need to update it information but one of the questions was Is there anything else you'd like us to know about sage and I wrote she insisted on purchasing a black trench coat for school this year Now is that in poor taste to write that joke? Now, is that in poor taste to write that joke? Is that a joke?

I know he laughed, but I don't get it then. Columboin, they were like, Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's Trump's

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But she's a teacher. She has to know the history of school shootings, right? I don't know if that's part of the curriculum. It's a pretty fucking famous one. I mean, that's like the granddaddy, right? Blackjack is kind of falling out of favor for these people, though, that I don't think. I don't remember the last one.'s what are they wearing now some sort

of gender fluid fucking bullshit I thought pajama bottoms and slipper yeah right they are they're terrorizing me when I'm trying to eat a breakfast or something I ran into one of those when we were at our rest stop so did you write that yeah does that seem like not a good joke to write to a teacher I I'm for I would be shocked if they even got it to be honest with you. Did they even get the joke? They even question it nobody even said anything about it. Yeah, probably like Right over to everybody's heads and you're like going you're waiting for way by the phone like me slapping Tell them very bad like all this gonna be great. Would I finally fall?

I'll put her on speaker open her on speaker. I want to catch this Don't answer the phone It's not if it's not the school's not her. If it's not the school, hang up. Because I have to fuck you up. I'm gonna pay my way for it. I made a great joke. I think you may be waiting there for a while. Yeah, I don't know if anybody's going to get that joke or or even like they may think that like, you know, she's she wants to compliment on her on this jacket that she bought because, you know, I mean, I don't think immediately

Ed everybody's going to leap towards the Columbine reference to that to that joke. So what you're saying is it needs a penis. Yeah, what I'm saying is yeah, maybe for sake of clarity. If you're going to tell those edgy jokes that you want to tell. You may want to get into the 2018 or 2017 at best. Right. References because 1990 1995 ones or even was that 95? It was like 98 I think. No, I think it was I think it was before Columbine was I believe in 90. No, no way it was out of order 95 no way not that 96 you looking it up job 97 job on it I was working at the community center because I remember where I was when I got the news

It was in fun time America. Oh yeah April 20th 1999 1999 Wow that was the very tail end of, I was working. Yeah. I Remember they coming about mass shootings, man. I'm usually within a year. So By the way, flat feet are not are now allowed in the military. That's really just jack I mean if, if they're, if they're like, you know what, Gaze, you want to fight, do it. I seriously doubt they're like, we'll flat feet. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder why it was. I mean, maybe it was the boots they didn't have the proper footwear for these people. And they didn't want to, like, now we got invest

in fucking orthotics. And I can't imagine more trouble than there was. They're going to get shot right away. I can't imagine why that they were just like no flat feet Because I never really hampered me anything I want to do I can't think of anything that I mean well walk around in sandals. You normally do that Well as because my toes look look like gnarly they look like something out of a kind of a fucking Dada who's that Dario Agento fucking film. Oh, yeah, it's more scared.

It's more scary than the psychrotelons digging into the meat of a 17 year old boy. I don't know if I ever told this on the part. And when I was organics community center, there was a group of kids and that was one of the very few times that I ever went to a pool and freehold for some reason and I had my shoes off and there was a bunch of kids that could not stop fucking ragging on me about my toes because it looked like I kicked the wall like a thousand times and never let my foot heel because my toes are just like you know they're degrossed and yeah I was the subject of much coming here to rid a ridicule on the bus ride home.

I'll go walk time with his sandals. I'm in. You know, open toes shoes for me. My wife is like, you know, I know that it's not the best look to have socks on, Dorn, and commit times, but she's like, keep those socks on if you want it, if you're coming to bed with that, with that look in your eye.

Right, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You should just set socks tattooed onto your fat. Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty, they're pretty, they're a sight, I'll just say that. You, you said, oh wait, let me ask you this first.

This is, uh, from the school. Now, these are the kind of things that, like, I read this, like, they sent me this email to school. I read this, and there are times when I'm like, am I in the real world? Like, is this real? Like, I can't tell if I'm in the real world or not. Like, have I, like, have I lost my mind? And this is what it feels like? Probably. Okay, because this is about... I wonder that too, but not about me. This is about me. Also weird. The following absence reasons are excused absences and do not count toward loss of credit

or retention. Okay? Take your child work day. Or allowed to go through. I think you, I mean, I don't know, I was self-esteem, they were like recording a podcast really like work. Would you would you would you would you quote, would that fall into the category of quote unquote work? Unless I want to call myself unemployed then yes. The other thing would be you can go to colleges up to three a year and that's only for Lehmeth and 12th grade students or observance of religious holidays. All other absence reasons including medical absences are unexcused. Without a note? No, even if you have a note, it doesn't matter anymore.

So if you want to stay home, hang out with your imaginary buddy in the sky, that's excused. If you're legitimately sick, like Sage gets sinus infection, sometimes she's offered two or three days at a time. That is not excused. Even with a doctor's note, even with a doctor's visit, what fucking crazy ass world are we living in? Where a religious holiday is excused, but a kid who is legitimately sick is not. And you could stay back if you're too sick. Okay, that's seem like, if you don't have,

I thought a doctor's note would definitely get you, excuse no. It's to be the way, not to. I guess people were abusing it though. They wouldn't do this if they weren't getting, this didn't down from the the Board of Education. It came down from the state. The state, the state I guess are sticklers for shit. But I mean, what is any government though a bunch of fuck ups that are like, hey man, let's just make this well. This sounds like a good rule. Who's not going to get mad us? Oh, we can't have the Jews mad us. Can't have the Catholics mad us. Can't

have the Muslims mad at us. You know, we can have mad at us. Parents who fucking kids are just sick. Right? Because, compared to kids who are just sick, they're not a protected group. Nobody's going to be like, oh, you're anti-fucking sick kid. Because you're not. I think, again, you're creating a scenario that conversation that never existed.

Nobody had that conversation. Nobody had that conversation. Nobody had that conversation. Nobody had that conversation. Nobody had that conversation. Nobody had that conversation. Nobody had that conversation. Nobody had that conversation. Nobody had that conversation. Nobody had that conversation. Nobody had that conversation. I just know way. There's no way. Probably not. Probably not because they're not a corporation that's looking for approval. But what fucking reason

could there be that you're like, I don't care if you're kids sick, it's not excused. However, if some bullshit happened a million years ago, allegedly, and you want to fucking sit home and and you know they're not fucking really. You know it's not. You don't know that. I do. Don't make these generalizations about what people are doing or not doing. We all know. But is there any real

fear that like she's going to miss enough days where she stays back? Last year she almost did. She almost stayed back. No, not that she almost stayed back but like two more days and it would have been troublesome. You just know summer school? No, she that she almost stayed back, but like two more days and it would have been troublesome. You just know summer school? No, she goes to summer school anyway. But I think there's a special need summer school. Yeah, they weren't that like casual about it with me, like when they told me they're like, Hey, two more days. And then the state gets

involved, like maybe something's going on at home. And it doesn't matter if you have the fucking doctors notes, because I have doctors notes for every single day except when I took her to Florida, which was like four days. Well, that was when you should have took her to Florida if she's sickly, they should have been like, you know what, you're too sickly, can't take a chance and these extra four days could really come back to buy us. She's fucking tiny Tim year round. Here's why we're not going to do. Remember how so we're going to go to Disney? Well, here's one. Well, I'm sorry, but you knew that you're on the cuss. What was saying back?

It was January when we went. So like the rest of the year, I didn't know she's gonna get sick again or not. It wasn't like, it was right on the bubble and I'm like, fuck it, let's go. I know, I wouldn't have done that anyway. She'd have no sympathy for you. She'd be like, you know what, these,

I'm not for you, but not saying no so, but she's like, she'd be like, does it a rule? She never takes off, you know, when she's sick. Well, that's good, because that's what you want. A bunch of sick people running around a school getting other people sick. That doesn't make sense.

I thought that was kind of weird. Yeah. And you know, I don't, his wife is a teacher in Connecticut. And I believe that you say he, you mean your friend Rob? Rob, sorry. Apologies. That if you run a fever, you're not supposed to bring your kid to school the next day because of Possibility of just passing it throughout the school. So it does seem a little ridiculous.

I've sent home for that same reason. Like, yeah, she's Oh, what about you do that? If you bring her to school, and then she gets and then she goes to the nurse and says, okay, go send her home. Why is everything in my life a fucking way around? Why can't people just be rational and reasonable? And it was supposed to be like, hey, I don't give a fuck how sick they are, it doesn't matter. But what that worked though, is that it?

Why do I gotta get the kid up every day and be like, I know you feel like shit. But the fucking state says that unless you're gonna praise God today, you gotta fucking go to school, it doesn't matter how sick you are. I don't like that you're going to praise God today, you got to fucking go to school, it doesn't matter how sick you are. I don't like that. You're blaming God for it. It's religious holidays, right? But they like, don't bring God into it. It has nothing to do with this. But that's excused.

No, it does. It has everything to do with it. How can I, how can I not look at that and say like, well, that's fucking crazy, that if you're going to stay home for religious holidays, why don't you know what? Why don't you join the board? You know, you have to pay to join the PGA these days.

When the fuck did that happen? You got enough money. You got enough money to join the board. You got enough to fucking say, you can hold court up there, a fucking, you can get up there on the podium and deliver all the things that you hate, all the things that you think are wrong,

how everybody's wrong, but Brian Johnson, and then you decide or make decisions up there, and that'll be meaningful. What if they bring up my dark history of awesome jokes that I see to teach her? But you know what? I mean, instead of like, you know, you can make real legitimate change.

I could. Wait, and now I gotta take on the state. Well, that's what I can make real legitimate change. I could. Wait, and now I got to take on the state. Well, that's what I can't win against the government. There are a bunch of shit heels. There's been no one knows what the fuck they're doing. They can make everybody, everybody thinks they would know what to do. Once they got in though, here's what I do. I think I can see a touch stone movie based upon your, uh, the way you change

things in a new jersey. Did the kid from the mighty ducks die recently? That was a touchdown movie, right? That, that, I think the goalie or something from the mighty ducks died. I don't know. Drug overdose. You know, like mighty ducks?

No, that was garbage. Fucking hockey. That way, but it was a, it was a bad representation of hockey. Was everything hockey wasn't supposed to be, which is funny. So why don't you just, why don't you just take her to work every time she gets sick? Well, what we take her to work day is actually just Selected days. You can't just be like she's at work.

There's two specific days in the counter here. We can't throw in. She's literally at work. I love that. I love that you put it in quotes too. Because you know it's not work. If it's not work If it's the only thing I do First of But I so funny put it in keep put it in air quotes. Yeah, well, I'm over here looking up

Looking up to the my ox kid Sean Weiss checks into rehab after his shocking drug arrest. Okay, it's not that he died. It's that he looks like that after. What was it, Mighty Drugs, like Lee and Eadies? That was it. That was the definitely early 90s, I would think, if not late 80s. Yeah, that's a fall from grace. That looks like it could be his dad, right? Yeah, that's best rough. There's no way there's something else. Hey, yeah, let's talk about the good parts of having cancer, which are the drugs they must give you.

Anything great so far? No, no, I'd... What? No, yeah, it's a... I'm on a trial drug, which has actually been working in keeping the cancer remission. That's why I've been able to stay out of the hospital. Because if it didn't, I'd have to go in and start the six cycles of chemotherapy again

before I get the radiation therapy in the night system. Such a wonderful road to travel. But nothing, nothing, nothing as far as pain killers are concerned, which by the way, I was concerned about my jaw later. I tell myself to do it later. Wow, so nothing good, no weed, no additional weed. I haven't been sick as a weed. I've been sick.

That's the problem. I just got to start throwing up. Really bad. Are you, so a day, how do you feel right now? I feel honestly pretty good. Right. You don't feel like under the weather at all. You just feel just...

Oh, if I have anything, it's still, I'm still kind of going through the problems that my first bout with chemotherapy created, which is muscle atrophy. I can't really run. It's just a lot of things that you take for granted, you end up with like, foot drop because you're constantly laying down. And next thing you know, you're kill these tendons are tightening up and your calf muscles are tightening up. It feels like cramping?

It's like literally they're shortening. It's basically what's happening because you're laying down so much in your feet, obviously flop down when you're laying. And the next thing I know, I'm having a hard time walking. I have to go to a physical therapist and work on my balance again because I fall over because I can't feel my feet. It's not great. So right now though, are you walking around right now

and everything's good? Yeah, I mean, it's, there's times where it gets kind of painful, like my feet don't feel great right now. They just have a tendency to feel like they're kind of on fire. And that's supposedly the sensation coming back to my feet, which is obviously a good thing, but it doesn't feel good.

You just feel like they're on fire all the time. You used to feel like they're not fire all the time. Well, they feel like they're on fire now in general. They didn't before. They were fine. You know, get cold, get hot, whatever. But now it feels like I guess because the sensation is slowly making its way back. And it's going to just go away again as soon as I go into the hospital. So, right.

Huh. Can I just say you have to go back in the hospital in early October? Yes. 25th I go in for actually radiation. Huh? You have to go back in the hospital in early October. 25th I go in for actually radiation. The radiation? And then October 12th I go back in for, I assume more radiation as well as the beginning of stem cell replacement. And this time it's not my own, it's somebody else's.

All right, stem cells. The thing, the religious freaks didn't want, like George Bush was against the fucking asshole. The whole miner collected from adults. The thing the religious freaks didn't want like George Bush was against fucking asshole rounds The all-miner collected from adults. So I guess it's the babies who is after the baby one I collected from you could harvest a live infant for stem cells like if I had cancer I wouldn't even care I'd be like you need to chop up a life baby get a stem cells out of them and put them in me They asked you to do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Thank you

I have tons of memories in shit. People are always so concerned when babies die, right? But it's like, what the fuck? What about me? I got a family of people who like me. I got jokes to tell. Yeah, but you had, you had, you had, you had, you had, you had, you had, you had, you had your chance

and you, you, you, you had your chance on this, you had to tell me in the sense, I was pretty certain. Yeah. I don't know. That kind of shit drives me crazy. Because really, what is that? It's the same as the fucking attendance policy.

Science versus versus religious. Yeah. So it's like, no, we don't think you should use stem cells. But we are using stem cells. Yeah, they fought against it. George Bush, like, didn't he veto something about it? He tried when? He tried to get rid of it on multiplications.

Though my understanding was that more of it was infant stem cells because they're like, in this stage where they haven't even begun to really develop in the child, mine, I have to, you know, go searching through a lot of people. I'm not, they take them out of the pool not a fan of the biblical court, don't they? It's not like they fucking harvest them out of kids. No, I don't. That was my understanding too, though, then we'll be there.

I don't understand why are people against it though. It has something to do with fucking creating life or blah, blah, blah, because I can't remember the exact argument it was so long ago. But I remember thinking like fucking people the morality and beliefs being fucking imposed on everyone else Whether it stem cells or what you say or any number of things drugs is like what the fuck man come on Like because you believe a certain thing doesn't mean I got a fucking believe it but man you better I need you up set on the well, I know but I still don't understand though. Why would people be upset if and they said, no babies?

They didn't want them taken from babies. How do you, like, from a live baby? I mean, not that it's like they take the baby and they're like, give it to your stem cells. I think when the baby's born, they can take stem cells from the umbilical cord, that kind of thing. And storm from case to baby gets sick Yeah, or or given or anybody that needs a kind of like what's the difference?

I'm taking blood. I don't get the difference. I don't understand. No, why were people against that though? What did they think was going to what what how do they think that science is gonna abuse it? Because that's must have been what they thought there was gonna get abused abused I guess it were Emberionics stem cell reach search and ethical dilemma. I mean, this is a Harvard paper, so I don't really fucking think people want it me to read this right now. I just remember it being a big thing and it was religious.

I remember hearing it too, but I again, you know, it's that situation where it should be safe, but like if it doesn't really since I'm not it's not as it can really Have anything to do with me. I'm not it's not a vital to me. So it's like it's kind of like over my head It's really thinking about it. I don't know why the argument is so passionate for both sides But you don't know feed these like you right right. I know now now that you know somebody then you're like, oh my god Yeah, it makes perfect sense. Why would anybody be against this? but if you don't have If you're not going through it and you're not really you know, and you're involved with your own life You don't really know what the argument is against it. I wonder why they were so passionately against it though

I don't know I think it had to do with like science versus life Like the same as cloning kind of thing if I I remember correctly, that was the basis of their argument, that they didn't want it to be used later on for more purposes than they were. To clone people, they think that they've sold that create life or whatever. Most definitely the sheep. Stem cells are basically like the building block

for everything as far as your white blood cells, red blood cells, I'm sure this is thrilling. Oh no. Platelets and so forth. So like when, like for me, I went in, they removed, they like basically catheterized my neck, took out my own stem cells, they put it through a centrifuge, they put it in a preservative, then they freeze it. And then however, like a week and a half later, two weeks later, I'm going in there putting

them back in. The idea is that they go back into your marrow and what they do is they're like the building block of life. They'll start creating platelets and they'll start doing neutrophil and they'll start creating white and red blood cells so that you can start fending off disease and so forth. That's my big thing right now is I have to be like John Travolta and the boy in the bubble to some extent because... Oh, you can't be around.

You don't want to be around somebody who is not feeling good. Yeah. The pills I take are doing a great job, but they also shoot all my counts to shit. So next thing I know I could get a cold. Well, basically the rule of thumb is if I get a 100.4 temperature, I have to go into the hospital because they've got to figure out what the problem is because it could get complicated. Is that everyone who is 104 feet? No, 100.

100. 100. Oh, yeah, so it's not much higher. Have you gotten sick, like a common cold since this has happened? You've got to maintain the waltz gibbingo and off-stem. Why would the right-foot? Because when you hold their way from your mouth, the volume dips in and out. I don't think I moved it I definitely did. Oh

Since the diagnosis have you gotten to like eat like a common cold. I got one cold and it lasted a long time I didn't pop off with like a huge temperature thankfully, so I didn't have a hospital but Coincidentally, I got I mean, it's been a one hell of a year I got a appendicitis went into the hospital and that's where I got my close. Was it connected to what's going on or just totally something that unrelated? Oh, about the appendicitis. Yeah. Yeah. As far as we know, it's just completely unrelated. Though it's, you know, the appendix is part of your immune system. It's tied to your immune system, so it could definitely. I guess they don't like from what this the Harvard gives that is saying, they don't like that.

They're taking cells from embryos after they become, you know, after conception and it become, I guess that conception, it becomes life. Conservative Christian view is that human life is created a conception. Contrast it with the view of amongst Jews that an embryo doesn't become human until 40 days after conception. Thanks, some of us don't become human even 50 years after conception. A similar Muslim view that human life begins when the soul enters the developing baby sometimes between 40 days and 120 days after conception. So three different religious groups are like, here's what we think. None of it based on anything except a bunch of old bullshit, and therefore you shouldn't

do any stem cell research. And I don't think that's the common religious view. But that's kind of gone by the wayside. They are heavily working with stem cell research still. Yeah. Science. Well, like I said, for mine, it's different situation because I have to go into, like, basically, I guess, blood donors and people will volunteer

to become stem cell donors. So the first time they took out my stem cells, they put them back in, I got really sick. I had some sort of a weird graft versus host response. A rest development reference. Is it with that, true? Well, in the looses sense, I mean, yes. with that true? Yeah. Well, in the looses sense, I mean, yes. The, so you, next thing you know, you're, you're having like, I'm got word salad, I'm not making sense. The only thing I know is that I wasn't making sense, which made me think like, okay, I'm not that bad because in my head, I know what I'm thinking, but what's coming out of my mouth is not right.

It just wasn't good. And now the differences, I have to get it from 100% match and then go back and do everything again. And my immediate thought was like, I didn't do very well with my own. How the hell am I going to do with somebody else's? But they, you know, claim that that will play no part in it. And the fact that I had, well, how long did that last where you were, we were talking, I was in a, when that picture was taken, that was my 30 second day in Oswell This is oh so you so you got to stay the whole time they won't let me leave and in the case of my I had to wait until my counts basically came up to You know a decent level this new one which is like it's got so many inherent problems with it anyway But this new one is is gonna be I don't leave until I'm 100%

somebody else's stem cells which seems kind of ridiculous. So 100% of your stems will be gone after the end of the edition. Somebody else is in there right after the review. He don't know the person. No. Is it more than one person or it's just one person? One guy that that's all I know instead of the guy. Is this guy still walking around? I have no idea. I won't even tell you huh? Because would you want to know? See now I'm having a joke in my head that you would say that I probably shouldn't No, no, I do I care no I if it sees my life the problem is like it's the way it looks You would expect to be like as long as it ain't a black or a sheet. Well, that's exactly what exactly what I would see I would I would think you'd be like you, I'd love to look up this guy and, you know, and thank him.

Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, especially if it works out. Right. Because getting it and even getting to 100% is not me out of the woods, unfortunately, it's still. I learned that the T cells, the reason why it works great is it will recognize the cancer, no matter what, and it will recognize the cancer no matter what and obliterate the cancer.

Problem is the T cells will then go on to see your T cells as something foreign and start attacking your body. So your organs or your one case I heard I forget the name of it was a one for skin and literally my skin will get tight and tough to the point where I won't be able to bend my arms. And it's a permanent problem. Though they're quick to tell me like, oh, there's medications that you can take, but how much can they really do?

It's just, that's the role of the dice. And everyone's like, oh, he's like, how are you keeping up with this stuff? It's like, there's nothing, this is the first time in my life where I'm not worried about anything because there's just absolutely no reason for it. I don't know what's going to, nobody knows what's gonna happen. One person goes in and it's, you know, lights out in a day and another person lives the rest of the life. I just gotta hope for the best. Did you work this down so much?

No, when you found out, when they're like, hey, here's a deal. After that, did you start living life differently? Because you said this, like, coming to the show and watching, I don't think you expected to sit in no and carry the show actually No, I told you I told you we need three three then. It's just a voice if anything if anything. Yeah, if you was all squeaky like Holy shit. No, you're not a get-em-fans. You used to shoot on yourself for your laugh and I find your laugh like, I don't like necessarily find it consoling like Brian does, but I find your laugh causes me to laugh. Because the best parts of you guys is when you're going at each other like tooth and nail

and I just sit there. I just, one of my favorite episodes is the one for the, what was the place you guys performed at, Mellie, and you did the podcast for it. Oh the grammar oh no it was the big place. You got the left left factory. I know it's that when you guys went to your conversation about like you getting pissed and walking out of the room and him like when you guys go at each other there is nothing funny. That's one of the reasons why I, like when you guys go at each other, there is nothing funny. And that's one of the reasons why I always say,

just do whatever the hell comes to you and stop worrying about people that are bitching about the dumbest shit. What's your feelings on getting them? I don't have to. I don't have to. I don't have to talk all this stuff. I don't have to work with them, so I don't have to.

I was like, do you see too much or not enough or just write them out? Again, I feel like that whatever. You could, you can. No, no, I mean, literally, I've seen him come on and he has nothing. And then there's other time he comes, he comes on and he gives you guys so much fodder to work with that it's like holy shit. That's it was amazing just because he just flaps his gums and says literally, I was telling Brian before the record that I was listening to a little bit behind, I was listening to the one

where you guys were presenting your MJ and all the different things. Oh, okay, yes, yes. And which is absolutely fucking hilarious for one, but two, listening to him and him having knives, like stash, like, I'm just fucking promised. Like, I think it's show me.

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I'm just laughing and he just sits there and it's just like what are you supposed to say that it's amazing When I found what also like he I found him to be lately he's on a roll put with like like on stuff not Tom Steve Dave. I'm talking about on a roll in real life. Like he's, um, helpful. He's, he's, um, quick to find out how something works and, and figured it out to, to my benefit. He's been like, he's been on a super role. Um, I thought made a lot of the ability to walk and go to the Internet to roll around the fucking store. So I have to say he's been like he's been you know he's been very good. If that's any consolation, he's making Walt's life easier here. Yeah he has been and so that's why I'm like Yeah to me I'm like I don't mean, upcoming Halloween episode. He does.

If you don't, yeah, if you don't fall in love again with, get him fall, that's to be the tagline, fall in love again with, you know, because he's so damn good in it. And he, he's, he's so willing to just be like, well, for like, hey, would you do this? Yes. He's sassy. He's so great.

And aesthetically, you won't believe that a man has so little shit. It is 100% him. What do you mean? When he's on, the get him is the get him that he is. When there's no mics on, I think it's even worse because I think I'm more prone to leash out at him because at times he can be frustrating. But you know, like I said, he has been very, very, very good lately for a long time. So, you know, it's kind of the puppy you take to the department. Yeah, yeah. You can be more Jeff too. I mean, like I said, Frank five to tell me Jeff to, you know,

Dave Windorf, like I said, you guys always managed to extract something out of it. That's why when I see these, like, the post that I did earlier today, I was just like, I don't get it. If you don't like it, then why the fuck are you listening to it kind of thing? Do you, now when you're in a long stay at the hospital, What do you do to pass the time? Oh, I last Star Wars. That's it. Well, last time I brought in, I had a little 32-inch television

brought in my PS4, brought in, I'll bring in, I listen to a lot of Tom Steve Dave again, because like a lot of people, I'll start go back to the beginning and start listening. Cool. So I'll love with Gidemolle. every time that like that, that first episode that he shows up, it's always like, Oh, here it goes. So it begins. No one will be the same.

He said that this was on your bucket list. Did you add other things? Like did you start living differently? A lot of people are like, No, I'm going to really seize the day. No, because like I said, I'm still that that guy that has a hard time getting out. So I've spent a lot of time inside. I've been morbidly going through my stuff and seeing like what I should just throw away so that my parents don't have to deal with if something happens. But the only thing I really want to do is go and do stuff., or anything I throw at him. No, we would be so out of town. And boy, I thought I was like so into it,

and then I see some of these people like tweet like these walls and end. And it's like holy shit. Oh yeah. You guys, you guys see us, a smart fan? Yes. Smart fans, like he's the curator of the tellin' Steve Dave Museum.

I'm so pretty mean. Yeah, I like to give him stuff because I'm just like, I know he'll put it somewhere safe and like, I mean, I think there's put it somewhere safe and like, I mean, I think there's a house bar, I don't think he'd save anything but his home Steve Dave, a virgin. That's his mom's like, that's my fan. His mom.

I don't think he this one is mom, I think he's married. Oh, is he? No, I know he's married. Yeah, but his wife. I thought he was young guy. I thought he was 18 or something. No, he's married. Yeah, but it's one of those ways. I thought he was young guy. I thought he was like 18 or something. No, he's not 18. He's, I don't know.

He's younger than us, definitely. Yeah, but he's hard core. Yeah, he's hard core. Like I said, I believe that like faced with like his, let's say his, like his wife's birth certificate, his birth certificate, like stuff you really need. He might be torn between driving his vinyl cast and the papers they may need to start those short lives. I get the licenses. And that's that's a hard core.

Yeah. Yeah, I thought I was, I was in the ballpark, but I know where nowhere in here. Now you got, now you got, you got your one up on small fan, no. You're on top of your day. So that I can now be the guy that everyone says, oh my God, that guy's so annoying, boring, and shit like that. It'll happen.

Oh, no, no, no, no. No one's doing it. No one's doing it. Well, I don't know. I feel like I've been on a roll for a couple of years. I'm pretty much immune to criticism. Clearly, I'm gonna put it. It's still potato chip, bro. Oh, 10 fun walks maybe. Oh, I mean't even done it. It's still potato chip, right?

Oh, Teflon Waltz, maybe. Oh, I mean, I'd be hard pressed, I'd like to find some criticism. I'm not saying it's not, I wouldn't be deserved of it, I'm gonna, but I still like it. You're invited to be my press session. No, on Twitter, like, what does it look like about?

I still, you know, maybe I'll take it on the the laugh. I get it. That could definitely be, I can't stand it either because I've been editing the Sunday Jeff show. Drives me nuts. Drives me nuts. I'm just like, please remind me not to laugh, to suppress a laugh.

Totally did not do that. Please do not do that. I cannot stand it. Oh my God, it's like so fucking contagious and like when like like you know This is the other thing I have chemo brain. So I forget things sometimes When you went to Kongwood. Yes, and like when they you guys were busting on Dennis and he's literally rolling on the floor and you can tell because it's so far away from the mic but you're just laughing so hard and like we broke Walt and every single time I still hear that shit or like you know

Why fat, you know like these things that I've heard listen to the episodes many times and every single time It just has me cracking up. Are the first time I really got into it was and I'm not even sure where it falls in the the timeline But the the the cloning episode on oh it's my guess holy shit dude I just like to create your own you know a friend or brother or whatever I just I listen to think so many times it's just because it cracks me up and that's ultimately why I was like why am I not listening you know to tell him Steve Dave, sorry I was. No, no. We need that, we need that shit.

You see how we take it on the chin? You got Sarah online, you see how hard. I'll be here to compliment you. So these people are. A little voice, a ring rob. I got Rob into listening to it too, so. Oh yeah. Oh, good.

Did you add anything else to your bucket list? And did you have one prior to? No, definitely not. I don't think I you know I You know, I don't know why and maybe this is why I don't like appear to be worried, but I just don't think it's the end I hope it's not for sure, but I just I don't know why but I just don't think it's is it so but Travel was really the one thing because I've never left the United States not even in Canada

so Travel was really the one thing because I've never left the United States not even to Canada so But that's out of the question because getting on a plane these days is just like you know somebody with a compromise You mean system is just looking to Get something that's gonna kill them Whatever I mean like you know like always like like I What didn't know his name? Ice cube? I wouldn't say ice cube, but no, the white kid.

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No because I'm not really that way. The reason why I wanted to you know I just wanted to come down and just be a part of it. Do you have a team? Oh, I was born in Chicago, so I'm in Chicago everything. Bear's man. I see what happened last night. Oh my God. That was her. That was her.

I was thinking of straw. I was like, maybe this is the year that they're going to see something happen. And I think they're definitely going to be improved. But why on earth would they not have like just put brought the house? That Rogers couldn't move and they still were not bringing the house. Right. It was it was it was crazy that like they just were like okay we're we'll give them all the time in the world. He can't move let's give him all the time in the world. Eventually he's gonna find somebody in any fucking. There's a reason why he's one of the top played

players in the footballs back. Yeah, I couldn't believe I couldn't bring the house either. What are we talking about here? What are we waiting on? I'm so happy it's back, man. Sunday nights are so so awesome. Would Sunday night football. It's like, I get that like jittery feeling. What about Sunday night Ozark? Because that's when I watched on that. Is it good? I'm rewatching the first season. I like it a lot. It's really I heard good things about it. And I love just Jason, rather. Yeah, and season two just came out. So much good stuff on Netflix. Yeah.

I was like, I would have known football. If they were like the NFL's over, I wouldn't even know. Yeah, I know. I would even know. Be like to hear about the male cheerleader, though. Were you excited by that? The New Orleans Saints have a male cheerleader. Really? Yeah, you want to see him prancing, I mean marching around or whatever it is they do. Well, he's looking what you think of your quarterback, Treb Krobelinsky. Biscuit. Trebisky. Trebisky. He looks like he's got all the tools, man. He looks like he could. They call him biscuit.

Why are they called biscuit? Oh, Trebisky, he has. Oh, okay, that makes sense. Yeah, I mean, like I said, what I saw, like, you know, shows that there's some more promise, at least that's a project. That's a project. And that's a pretty damn tough division, man.

Green Bay, Chicago, Minnesota, Detroit is not gonna be, is not a walkover at home. But they are, with the bears, they always seem to come up, especially the bears, my luck. That's actually, that's my favorite football team, the Lions. Yeah, because I, years ago, I liked a player called Billy Sims, and I never stopped rooting for them, even though it was, it was some pretty bleak decades between him and him and Barry Sanders. You can only worry about being a bronze fan to be in a worse situation. Oh, yeah.

I mean, that's got to be a... As a Cleveland person or something like that, you just got to be, oh, you know, Cincinnati. At least we had the bronze. Yeah. At least we had the bronze for a while. Okay, so I guess this is the video. He's a 25-year-old guy. His name is Jesse Hernandez.

First male cheerleader in the NFL. Now, what is this in response to Walt, do you think? Is this like? This is just the obvious 2018 go-to like let's be inclusive. So we'll put a dude in here. Well, I think that We've we've accepted male cheerleaders in high school and college. Why? Yeah, for decades. I've heard a lot of them are gymnasts that like in the offseason, I guess, I guess you guys are in this too, but I believe that the NFL being a male name, right? This being fucker has always has always had cheerleaders. I don't know about always, but for the longest time they've

had cheerleaders. And for them to be the only level of football that doesn't have a male cheerleader has always been, I thought- But no professional sports have male cheerleaders. I don't know if a lot of professional sports have cheerleaders though. But as most still has them. Does hockey still have them? Or I know those used to have the doubles dancers. It just never really panned out for hockey.

And the girls who would come out and clean the ice. Really? Yeah. I know that they'd dance. I didn't see them clean the ice though. They'd throw the zeppel on the round. No, no, they would take a little shovel. Oh, with the shaving. And then take the shaving's off in like a little skimpy gear. Right. What's better than that? They would take a little show. Oh, the shaving and the little skimpy gear. Right.

What's better than that? So here he is. Here's Jesse Hernandez. And he's a... Are you a pretty good fucking dancer? Look at him go. Do you... Is he the...

The Jackie Robinson of cheerleaders? You know, breaking that... The boundaries. The boundaries. No, why? Because it's way easier to do this today than for Jackie Robinson to do what he did. Right. I'm not making it. I'm not saying it's a great analogy, but it's it's kind of accurate. He's the first. He's the first breaking boundaries. He broke a boundary, sure. Now, do you... He's the joke.

It's easy. Anybody, I think most football fans, you know, I would say 95, maybe even more, could care less about the Metal cheerleader. I don't really think. Do you want to hear about the ones who do? I'm sure there's some who do, but I mean, most fans are don't not care about the cheerleaders, even even the pretty ones, they're just like when they come on the screen, it's just in between place. There's no football

fan that's like, oh, I wish they'd show more cheerleading than plays. Right. Well here's a couple things that people had to say, New Orleans Saints just slapped every Muslim and Bible believing Christian in the face. All right. It's a sign of moral decay. No. No. Okay, can the NFL get it?

Like say, in major colleges, we're talking like division one, like colleges have male cheerleaders and no one cares about that. So why? No one cares about that kind of shit. Or do people care about college football? Yes You can argue that people care more about college football than NFL. Oh, yeah It's that big is it like NBA college basketball like people care about college basketball up to probably Yeah, like if you really like basketball you watch college college football is A zillion dollars. Is that a word zillion sure a zillion dollar industry. Okay. I don't know if it's that big.

So bigger than half close. Yeah. Bigger than they just turned into a trillion. There is a question that people can answer though. Okay. So you have it's a sign of moral decay. How gay can the NFL get? No. But here's a question that can be answered. What male football fan wants some queer prancing around with the women? A queer football fan. You don't want to see the girls. You're a queer football fan, you're like, I want to see the guy. Right, but for if you're

That kind of football fan. You have, you have what 22 dudes on the field in really tight pants or you could see every curvature of their Manhood. Yeah, maybe they're not right to the. You can. You can see droop. You know what Drew Breeze is doing. And where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it falls. What side is hanging on? Yeah, you can see all that stuff.

So if you're really into that aspect, I'm not. But if you're really into that, you got enough of that. You can just podcast. You got you got that on display for 60 minutes and they're tackling each other. They're wrestling. They're banging each other. I mean, the other like bodies banging against each other. It's you're getting your fill.

If you, you know, the male cheerleader, believe me, they're not. Isn't that male cheerleader just the icing on the cake though? Because you're like, okay, I watched all that. And maybe you're just like, I'm not sated. Here comes half time. Oh, just you Hernandez. How much, how much more, how much more do you need? I mean, these, this is got a good team.

I'm not, how much more do you need? If that's your, if that's your, that's your go to. Right. And you got all, I need to tell you, you you got all, I mean, you got Tom Brady. You got, you got Aaron Rogers. You got, you got, you got all, you got, who's that Jimmy Gropalo? That dude's a male model.

Is it? Yeah, if you're into that, and you got your fair share of like, tens, prancing around in tight football pants. Believe me, the football, the football cheerleader cheerleader. Maybe the cheerleader seems attainable though And what is it that like when I read those comments I have no dog in this fight at all But I read those comments and like good good. I'm glad there's a fucking gauge year leader so assholes like this have to fucking deal with it And it ruins their day. Well, I mean that just shows your your level of

You know misery loves company Yeah, I want them to be miserable. Yeah, not like me though. I'm miserable for other shit I'm careful. He's gay or not. Yeah, you're fucking put everybody on the team and all the cheerleaders and the Concessionaires and the fucking parking lot attempt they could all be gay. It wouldn't matter to me But that a fucking gay cheerleader is gonna ruin their day that their fucking world is that small and fucking petty and pathetic I love it. I love that their fucking day is ruined now that they have to catch if the if the saints are their team anyway, right? If the saints are their team and your and your anti gay like that, that has to be a fucking. We don't even

know. Has this cheerleader come out? Come out? Yeah. Oh, yeah, they're they're taunting them, you know, people do tout. He's the first gay cheerleader. Wait, man, wait, man. He didn't have to tell anyone. So they're so he's not

the first male cheerleader. He's the first openly. Well, he's the first open he's not the first male cheerleader. He's the first openly. Well, he's the first both. He's the first male cheerleader and he happens to be getting. He's both. Yeah. So fucking, what is it, Jackie Robbins?

Double threat? Yeah. Why was Jackie Robbins? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just say no, but like he's not, he's just got one. My old pants is tight. No, he's just got one thing. Jackie Robinson was just, you know, it was just one

thing he was overcoming. This guy is overcoming too, think. It's like you're just black. I'm a guy and I'm gay. I'm the real Jackie Robinson. Tell them, Steve, they sure why not, Jeff. Jeff, thanks for coming. How long have we got? Well, how long have we got? About an hour and 26 minutes. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, what do you want from us? That's a cuteless episode. You know, the show this episode. You know, you thought what you, I mean, is Q coming back next week? He is coming back next week.

OK. I had to, he wanted me to do a little something for IJ today. Really? I had to say no. Oh, wow. Would you put Tom Sudeve in front of IJ? I'm a burner.

You're a burner,. It's way up right Yeah, Jeff. Yes. Thank you. Thank you for coming in. Thank you. You best of you know, hopefully everything works out of obviously To the supreme however you needed to go we're all pulling for you man. Appreciate it. Yeah. All right. That's it Fuck the state up with stem cells and gauge your leaders. Tell them Steve Dave. You want to say it? Yeah, I'll give you with that boom and bass voice. It's deeper. How deep can you go? I think that's about it. It's pretty deep. You want to say it again. Give him a minute. Give him a minute. Give him a minute. So I will say down with puppies at restaurants and up with prancing gay male cheerleaders.

Tell them Steve Dave. Cutting that shit out makes me sound terrible. Oh, bless! Tell me, I've a secret Tell me how this is done Don't let the lightning Show me who you are Yeah! Yeah! Let it blow up, don't get blown No matter where the place to come I am

Please, come on, come You'll find your time I'm thinking of a place that's waiting for your blood You feel the black again Don't blink now, this is when we are My only covenant's God Nothing waiting till the black again Once more I rise the hour

Don't you know, think blood of blanket and a black worm And the fucking words you say, say I know, but a blanket and a black room And a fucking way as you play, makes it I know hang on every word in your heart You're full with so much more than one thing in your skull And it's a bit of everything in your heart, isn't it? Look a hole in a bowshadow by a Josh So come on, let's try to miss Go See at the end, where I can tell that I will, yeah!

So come on, let's turn this nose You're the only one I can tell that I will, yeah! You'll find your time Fine Take another piece of weight And throw your fire Into the black cave Stop wiggling at this stupid way The mind only pout and ran out Lock away into the black cave Into the black and gay And we're the black and gay

Are we floating on drowning? Impossible to tell Cause I'm no longer hurt like him Yeah, sit on the ground So we have everything away There's nothing in the house So we're so by your side And take another piece of later Do you know your mind?

You feel the black again Don't blink, you're back, you're back Why are we coming back? Let the wings in the black again Don't blink, you're back, you're back My only power is gone Let the wings in the black again This has been a production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com. That's it for today.