Tell Em Steve-Dave - #390: Unhuggable

Episode Date: October 12, 2018

Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, TSD listeners, Walt here with a very special announcement. It's almost the most wonderful time of year again, and Tellmstief Dave has something special planned for the 2018 TSD Christmas special, and you could be part of the festivities. We are asking listeners to send in letters to the stash, with subject you would most want to hear TSD discuss on the 2018 Tellmstief Dave Christmas special. Just like we did when we were little and we wrote letters to Santa Claus, that's what I'm looking for here. Your top three things
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Starting point is 00:03:12 but cool content for the, you know, just stuff that you're like, make you guys feel like, this is the best. Either five bucks or ten bucks or twenty bucks or whatever it is you're spending. It's the best money you spend that month. All right, so let's get off the show. Hit it, J-Sarge. I mean, are they that desperate for like, like, the celebrity of the week that they're gonna bring, like to an icon, like, or do the Franklin has like, the situation and fucking Arianna Glock.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Tough shit. I don't care about your feelings. I don't. I just don't. I don't go out of my way to offend anybody, but if I say something, then I'm in a joke. You're just talking about it. You're going to dress up as a rapist clown. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave probably sounds a little bit different, little echoey maybe, but that's the way we're going to do it this week. Yeah, we're not in the store this week. Well, didn't the last one sound like this too? Hmm, I don't think so, I don't know. Yeah, I didn't listen to it, so I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:04:44 You know what? Maybe people I haven't listened to it so I'm not sure. You know what? Maybe people are just getting used to it. Do the new echo. No more handshakein'. No more. It's done. I'm fuckin' done with it.
Starting point is 00:04:54 No more handshakein'. I got sick again. Nope. You think it was from the con we did? Yeah, because it showed up right after that. Because I don't shake hands. At the fist bump. I do the fist bump and I am I am Loathing up these were purel every set every second possible. You're not getting sick
Starting point is 00:05:13 You remember what was it of mice and men and the guy wore the glove with a Vaseline in it So we're gonna smack his wife around with Al even marks Curly was that of my cement? That's me with Purell. Yeah, I just got a glove, I just put it in the way my fingers are. Is that a popular book or movie of my cement?
Starting point is 00:05:36 Of my cement? It's an American class, again. OK, because I told Crystal Dando, he on his first, my I propose a roast. Yeah. Second, when he used them of my cement joke, So, on his first, my I propose a roast. Yeah. Second, when he used them of my son men joke, and I had to Google it, because I didn't get the joke.
Starting point is 00:05:50 And I actually Google it. You didn't get it. I still didn't get it. And I questioned, I said to him, I go, do you think that the TST audience is going to get the of my son men reference? He goes, if they, well, the ones who went to high school, he said, well, and I was like, okay, I guess I didn't want
Starting point is 00:06:08 to, I didn't want to say anything else. I guess I was wrong, didn't. Yeah? Yeah. What was the joke, do you remember? George, I know who's the other person in my son. Lenny? Yeah, he goes, I get him in and won't remind me
Starting point is 00:06:19 of George and Lenny from of my son men. I just don't know who's going to shoot who, though. First. I can see my Harry. I mean I get the joke because the Andy shoots him I see you smile though. I don't get why Mike and Ming would shoot each other. No, no me and get him. Oh you and get him Yeah, still don't get it No, no me and get them. Oh you and get them. Yeah, oh still don't get it Well, you still now you're laughing now getting a little bit. Yeah, okay, all right, but I don't think you'd get him whatever shoot you I don't think you should get him but don't be done it again
Starting point is 00:07:00 All right, let me go get this guy Media rights suitable for the catalog for the mass market. Did you hear this somewhere? I'm not making it up. I heard this. I don't think it's to get him to tell you this. I guess. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Maybe like when people find a meteorite, you gotta find out if it has too much radiation in shape. I think it's I think it's a little bit more just to just keep a meteorite home. But how about I mean what the fuck man like it falls out of the sky falls from outer space nobody owns it outer space falls onto your property and the government's like give it here for the public interest though you can't keep a Something that has highly radioactive though it could kill the whole community. Yeah, if it's highly radioactive, I guess. You can't just rely on your knowledge of a meteor if it hit fucking late in your backyard. I'd be pretty pissed if you fucking caused everybody in the fucking port mama to die. I need a door stop. Yeah, like in the United States,
Starting point is 00:08:03 the owner of the property where the meteorite is found is the owner of the meteorite. You don't have to turn it in. No. Get him. What the fuck does get him? Well, hold on now. The US Department of Interior Bureau of Land Management allows casual collection of up to 10 pounds per year of media rights. You cannot sell them without obtaining a permit. Wow.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Get them does remind me of what was his name, Jordy Verruller, whatever on the first creep show that Stephen King wore in the video. Oh, I thought I was growing that green shit all over him. Yeah. The fungus. Yeah, I could imagine that being get him. Got covered by the fucker. So no more handshake. The fungus. Yeah, I could imagine that being good. Go covered motherfucker. So no more handshake and no more handshake and I looked it up to because I'm like where did this start? Handshaking and it said like
Starting point is 00:08:55 fifth century BC or something I guess it was originally to show that like you would nothing in your hands like a shake hands so that you don't have a weapon in your right hand and they can see your left hand or whatever. So we've gone to a point where it's like it's it's a necessary yeah unnecessary custom anymore nobody's pretty much nobody's carrying weapons around for the most part when you go to meet somebody especially at a con why is our hands so covered with germs, are you think? Because you're wiping your nose,
Starting point is 00:09:27 you're touching everything in sight. Well, that about just a hug. Just a hug? Yeah, would you just put your, are you rolling out hugs too? How about, how about, and this is a good rule for just across the board. Stop touching other people.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Yeah, what about a bow? Yeah, a little bow that Japanese have at down, man. I'd find that more respectful. Like, if you bowed to me, I'd be like, oh, cool. My name would be great. Let's do that at cons. We'll bow to each other. Yeah. Because the intent is not- Will you knock it a bow back? No, I'm gonna. Yeah. I was just saying like, oh, yeah. The intent is not caught on, so maybe the bow is what's next. I know. I feel really weird as to people were bowing to me. I mean, they would feel very like, you know that.
Starting point is 00:10:10 But you're bowing back. Yeah, even, but you know, they did it first though, you know. Fuck it, I'll do it first then. If it means I don't have to get sick again, then I'll do it. Why do you get a flu shot or something? So you're not so susceptible to all these. Because it's, it doesn't have anything to,
Starting point is 00:10:24 I don't have the flu. Like a flu shot is something so you're not so susceptible to all these. Because it doesn't have anything to, I don't have the flu. Like a flu shot is gonna do shit. How about why do I, why do I always have to fucking modify my behavior? Why do I always have to do something different? You're going out because you're going out, a hand, a glant hand in everybody. Pressing the flesh. Yeah, so I mean, you gotta accept that.
Starting point is 00:10:39 One in a time in a head boy. Once in a while. Yeah, I mean, it is, it's not off. It's not off. Yeah, I don't want to hug everyone either, man. I'm not a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, more hands. Well, he said he had a cough for like two years though, that he never got a chest. That's not a brain virus from fucking meat and greets. Really? That's how I got the... Oh, that's you chased it back? Yeah. That's what the doctor was like. Now, we didn't find patient to find patient zero. But because of that, I said I'm not doing meat mean greets anymore. We stopped doing mean greets I don't I really get sick anymore, but I thought I thought the rumor was that you guys were doing a prank in the swamps of
Starting point is 00:11:33 Where's that bullshit? I mean what I'm gonna say gone to his butthole Did you guys do any pranks in in in a swamp? You know how the salad is the bug monster. Yeah, Salas the bog monster. Were you there too? How was it? Did you get bit by mosquito? Not that I recall. But I thought that's where. I thought that's where I thought that you,
Starting point is 00:11:52 they, that's where you were. I don't know why. I think you just created that. That was never said or even thought. I didn't even, but now. As well as the fact that I was sick before that got filmed. Do you also see how quickly he was ready to play? But I mean, he's like, didn't you say?
Starting point is 00:12:05 No, I didn't say. It also said with handshakes that a weak handshake is preferred in China and Japan. Like they wanted to go in all limp fish and shit. How come? Yes, I respect or something. Because don't you hate the guys who are like hey man like a firm handshake She was how manly you are and then they fucking pulverize your hand into fucking life diamond You don't want to squeeze it so hard. They they punch your fist
Starting point is 00:12:35 Yeah, like dude like what the fuck bro and grow much have our forearm a bumps would you do that? Yeah, I think I prefer a forearm or how about a just like a pad on a butt like you like football players though, would you do that? I would do that before I hook showcans. Yeah. You want to pat each other's asses? I'm down. Because that means like I'm just touching fabric, I'm not touching you on the sore day. You know? Cause I, I, who knows, like I shook hands with a person before me. So now I'm gonna pass it on to you. It's not just about everybody giving me shit.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Like now I'm pat, now I'm a fucking vector man. Yeah. It's not just about everybody giving me shit. Like, now I'm a fucking vector, man. Yeah. You know, it's not good. No. It was you. I think you're right. Like, why do we have to touch each other? Like, don't touch me.
Starting point is 00:13:12 No. There's no need to touch me. Yeah, like you're taking a picture, whatever. That's then the charm around you. Of course. And I'm not even just talking about like, fans. I'm talking about like family. Like across the board.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Like, I don't think anybody needs to touch me. Yeah. But Kat, so I'm good about like family. They're across the board. I don't think anybody needs to touch me. Yeah, the cats. I'm good with the risk. The, um, do you risk the losing contact with, you know, he's that human contact, and you'll miss it at some point though. No, no, like, you know, I think it's like people, I mean, it, you know, how much it helps, you know, like just a hug, they say a day, you know, so helpful to, uh, you know, like just a hug. They say a day. Well, you know, so helpful to you know your overall
Starting point is 00:13:47 health I'm okay. It's a really good. Yeah, go look it up. No, I'm not saying I don't believe you I'm just saying that like it can like a day hold on a second It can it can really like do a lot for certain people. It's just that I like it It does something and it it provides. I can see that. Stimulus in your body that makes you for a healthier person mentally and physically. But that would come from someone you're close to or you know, like a family though. Yeah, but I'm not really close to any of my family. You know, that I should be super healthy because sage is constantly hugging me
Starting point is 00:14:26 Um imagine if you're saying these people are saying yeah, right? These people are saying eight hugs a day Well need eight hugs a day eight hugs like he glasses of water, huh? Yeah, drink your glass of water. Give a hug What do you need it? We'll see you need them. So you got to Get them from people So you need them. So you gotta get them from people. So you got three people in your family, if like so it would be like three, three, and two, and then the next day they rotate.
Starting point is 00:14:52 So like somebody. No, I'll get some from Mike and Mingmen, and I'm gonna get them. And get them. Is it the same? Hugs? Yeah. You told me you don't like hugs.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Yeah, how long? How long I'm gonna take you to break in a hug territory? Well, well over a decade. And then he asked me to stop. Yeah, how long did it take you to break in a hug territory? Well well over a decade. And then he asked me to stop. Yeah, he's like, already had my eight for the day. I need to shit. When someone hugs us, the physical contact activates the pressure receptors that we have on our skin, which are also known as Packing, packing, pressing in corpuscles and respond mainly to deep pressure. So you got to give a good hug. It takes an important change, takes place directly in the brain, it hugs, stimulates the production of dopamine and neurotransmitter.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Why? Why don't they? It feels good to have human contact. We all need it. Whether we even always say we don't, we really need it. From strangers though. It's traumatizing from strangers. Yeah, it depends on the stranger, right? I mean, let's be honest. It all depends on the stranger. I mean, sure. If it's get him stranger or
Starting point is 00:15:52 the whole other guy who hasn't bathed in ever, you don't want to hog. But if it's somebody who you got a cat, like a cat, like a model, like a same model for Vogue in the 80s Like does the attractiveness of the person increase the strength of the hug in terms of dopamine like okay You get a hug from get him or you get a hug from Tom Brady. Oh
Starting point is 00:16:17 Yeah, yeah, I mean Tom Brady's hug is gonna be like Do you like it? Looks like he's better looking it's because he's got all those goddamn rings what rings? like his rings so wait, he was he rubbing your back up and down while he's like how do you feel the rings?
Starting point is 00:16:37 I hope they're super bow rings I could just feel the ridges of those six rings yeah he's like, and his cock rings on the front. Just. Okay, so. Get him has a ring, but if he'd, it's, it's, it's only because he can't cut it off. It's too tight.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Too, too tight for that. His marriage would fall apart if they got the wedding ring. Yeah. Yeah, so like, if it's a girl or a guy hugging you, any difference? If it's a stranger? No, I don't want strangers touching me. No, no, no. So there's no difference to me.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Unless you don't want people hugging you in the store right now. This is an open invitation. I'm just saying for like someone who's unhealthy like you, you may want to look into more hugs, not me. I'm healthy Healthy in a way that like psychologically You're constantly getting knocked down by a virus or a fucking infection the last time I was sick was because of the con it was years ago Last time I was sick from the last time I got sick like this was from a con was in Boston The last time I got sick like this was from a con was in Boston. I was sick like three months.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Like I go back a couple of months ago, I'm like, oh no, I'm not feeling good. I'm damn con. It's a kind of a pattern. You do get sick more than you think you do. So I'm just saying, you may need a couple more hugs from the, you know, to build your immune system up. So when you see me in Syracuse this this weekend but next come up and as we're hugging shake my hand. No, don't shake it. Just give them a hug. What about the what about the front
Starting point is 00:18:11 behind hug when you're not expecting it? Oh yeah, like an elevator or something. Yeah, like you might sneak me an extra 9th or 10th hug for the day and I'm like, oh, there goes that dopamine. There goes that dopamine. If it doesn't trigger dopamine, would you be worried about your your brain? Like it's supposed to trigger the dopamine effect. The hug. It is not going to take a stranger hugging me and having no reaction to make me worry about my mental health. I'm just like, oh my god, there's something wrong with me. I think there's something wrong with me all the time. Like sometimes I'm like, I don't think I can feel joy.
Starting point is 00:18:51 I like, I honestly don't think I'm like, I see people doing things and they all look so happy. They have like big smiles and shit. And I'm like, why, why can't I, why don't I feel, because it's just something very usual. Like they're in a restaurant restaurant They're talking to the lady who's sitting down. They got these big smiles on Like engaged and animated and shit You've never had like fun. They must have had a lot of hugs. No, I have But I'm just saying like that kind of shit now Probably like in love or on a date or something or happy with the person they're with Yeah, but I mean I think I'm like that
Starting point is 00:19:28 I'm not like what's that you think what it seemed to be much happier in your like in your current Situation you know much much much much much much happier like like it like oh, yeah, definitely So you are capable of feeling Oh yeah, definitely. So you are capable of feeling... But I mean, that level of work, like all day-wear things, it just feels like there's something constantly weighing. There's always something there that's like,
Starting point is 00:19:52 but maybe it's me. Maybe it's just me looking for something to weigh. Oh yeah, I'd say. Yeah, I think you, I can get 100 hugs a day. I do Thomas Steve Dave wants a week. He's gonna neutralize everybody Oh, definitely you think you're mentally distressed and
Starting point is 00:20:09 Normal yes you are Sick a lot more than you think you are Which means maybe you have dementia. I don't know like you don't remember getting sick Would you agree? Yeah, he's sick way more than you think. I don't. I honestly like I would love to jump on, but I don't recall him being sick a lot, but you. I don't think so. Like last year you worked with me.
Starting point is 00:20:33 I mean, you saw him all the time when you guys were making a TV show. So maybe you saw something on and say not like where he's like bed ridden. They're not dope sick. It's regular sick. But like he, you know, you would say he's not feeling good or that sage got him sick. Yeah, she gets me sick on the winter. So I can I'm with I'm no kidding around it. I think you're sick a little bit more than you think you're in maybe a Reg like a good nice regiment of hugs would help the situation again I have two people who are like hug crazy
Starting point is 00:21:05 very affectionate touchy people. So maybe they're fucking, maybe they're just not doing a good job. You've been built up in the community to their hugs and you may need to look outside. I gotta go outside the relationships. I'm not even, I don't they have those hugging stages. I'm hugging stages classmates.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Shit. Dada? I don't they have those snogging stages. I'm hugging Siege's classmates Daddah? Here comes the hog monster Teacher ushering the kids intents trying to shut the door, closing on my arm Girls girls, I'm sick, I need hogs My brain isn't right, I need a hug. Eyes are all red. Wait, what did you just ask me? I said they have those snuggle clubs.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Yeah, people pay for that shit. That's... I agree with you that, like, yeah, people need human interaction to feel normal, but if you're paying for it, can you get past it? I think you have to get right with it, and you have to accept it like okay, either it's either it's no healing contact or I gotta pay for it. This is what's become of it. Yeah, I think I can get past it and you just accept well either it's either it's living without any contact at all or I'm gonna pay for a snuggle I think hopefully you can just just you know just be right with it and
Starting point is 00:22:36 kind of accept it and don't let it like don't beat yourself don't bring me back to reality just like nothing really like, no, they really like me. You have to be realistic with yourself. Like, okay, they're not hugging me because they want to, because I'm paying them, but... It's like a sex worker. It's like a sex worker. Right, so like, would you bring your car into the shop? It's not like they're fixing it because they like you, they're fixing it because you're going to give them money. Yeah, well that's less personal, I'd say, than like nobody will hug me. Like I literally, on a planet of six, seven billion people, I can't find one person who's like, I'll do it for free. Like I used to be somebody.
Starting point is 00:23:16 You could always find somebody like give you a hug for free, but you might have to some people, I just might have to look a little bit harder than other people though. Yeah, that's sad though, because is like is one of those people are kids It's like maybe they weren't even got them any hugs then Because parents are real shitty and then like as they get older and they become more and more like This figures looking or whatever people like that fight even for money. I'm not hugging that motherfucker. Yeah, they're unhuggable. Yeah Do you consider does your wife wall Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Do you consider, does your wife will consider it cheating if she finds out you've been going to a hug therapist? Oh yeah. Yeah. I think that would even be more stranger than anything if I was just like, that's literally all I was doing. I was just getting a couple hugs before work. I was getting a couple hugs.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Like yeah, there was an office in red bank. You just stopped in. That I would too, but also like my friend, I'd be like that's a sore. I totally I totally Commissarate with her. I would be like he didn't even catch up low job. He was hugging people Fuck with this guy Very very it would be odd, but it wouldn't have the same fury and hurt right? It would just feel like that is true But I think it leads more like what else don't I know?
Starting point is 00:24:21 I'm probably a lot if you're going to All right, probably a lot if you're going to For probably a It's always like you left the room and another person came back wearing his face. I don't know what that guy was Kind of pervy. Because most people always take it and so it's not how altruistic I would be about my hugs. Most people are not as pure and as innocent as my hugs would be. They would be getting off on it. They'd be jacking off or anything. They got their huggers. Getting their jollies and shit. You know that they'd be masturbating.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Thinking about you later on in the hug you gave them. Yeah. Wow. If you had to pay for it. I want to hug you now, man, because fuck it. If this is the power, your hugs contain. No, no, I'm saying like if you're if you're going to a professional hugger. Oh, okay. You're probably it's like they do do wants in that that you know, was paying the someone to change his diaper. You probably got some sort of like fetish or something. A hug fetish. It's that's pretty harmless though, right? A hug fetish.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Like I just want to be hugged. I'll pay you. Yeah, yeah, if it's hard, it will take. Can we bring them up on charges for something? Some Trump that pulls shit. Somebody get the tar. I'll get the feathers. Yeah, I think this is a perfect, you know, literate on them or something. If it's purely just a hug, yes,
Starting point is 00:25:48 but we know the the human condition is they'll they'll sexualize that hug. They'll turn it into something dirty. Right. And something more like it is, right? I mean, in this world, like if you were to give somebody a hug like who didn't want it, then the whole me too think, right? It's like, oh, he gave me unwanted attention. And now, like every time I get hugged, I'm like a traumatized and shitting a triggered. I got to go to a fucking hug therapist. Some guys will use the opportunity to hug to cop a field. Yeah, to grind a little bit like that fucking dude with Ariana Grande.
Starting point is 00:26:29 And the, the, oh, that's, yeah, that priest or the preacher. There's a preacher. Yeah, you didn't see that. It was a while back when I'd Aritha, Aritha Franklin died. And they were doing the memorial type shit. And there was some black preacher guy up on stage at the podium with Ariana Grande who's a singer. She's um what's her name from cat and you know that show. Oh, you're talking about that girl. Is that the Greek of Franklin's funeral?
Starting point is 00:26:58 Yeah. I mean are they that desperate for like like the celebrity of the week that they're going to bring like to an icon like there's a Franklin has like the celebrity of the week that they're going to bring like to an icon like or there's a Franklin has like the situation and fucking Ariana Grande. I don't think the situation with it. No, Ariana Grande is. I would say she let the test. Well, she's a what she's a singer. But she's a one black singer, you know? Like if she, I thought she's like a Spanish or something. Was she staying the test of time be like a singer that like... She might be like a Brittany Spears. Like Brittany Spears still does Vega shows like quite a bit like kind of...
Starting point is 00:27:32 She... yeah, she's not one of these YouTube singers. Oh no, no. She's huge. She's legit. Big like huge. Ariana Grande. Is it just a matter of just trying to get the young people to watch the funeral that they invite Ariana Grande? I can't imagine that. As of June 2008, our music videos have been viewed a total of more than 10 billion times online. This flash in the pan should be professionally hugging before you know it. She's sold. You're so out of it. 30.5 million digital copy, digital singles in the US. All three of our albums have been certified platinum.
Starting point is 00:28:09 In 2016, time named Grande, one of the 100 most influential people in the world. We're so out of it. Where's Walton at this? We're so out of it. Hey, yeah. Definitely the situation is not Like whoever is in at the moment that like Arita Franklin died. They're like invite them
Starting point is 00:28:34 Sure, they're the press will cover the funeral Who's hot The girl this video's been viewed over 10 billion times. She's hot. All right. What got her then? She's Italian this All right, what got her then? She's Italian. Is she Italian? Yeah. Right. All right, so I've been on that douchebag, Pete Davidson, right?
Starting point is 00:28:53 You can't fucking not hear about them. You cannot hear about it. Oh my god. There's ways to trust me. Oh my god. I didn't hear about it. Don't go online. But oh, yeah, so so the preachers up there first he made fun of her name
Starting point is 00:29:08 Where he was like I thought it was I thought it was a new menu item at Taco Bell Which I didn't know she was Italian. I thought she was Hispanic so it was So it was Would have been offensive I guess but not because you didn't have the ethnicity right, but then like as he's, as he's up there giving a speech or whatever, he's, he's like hugging her and he has his hand around the side, like feeling like her side, boob, like, like, I don't know why he's, again, why is he touching her? Why did the fuck does he have to have his hands all over?
Starting point is 00:29:43 I don't know. So as he's talking, I'm going to find this one, I'm talking to you. As he's talking, he's like feeling her side and feeling her boob and shit. Obviously Ariana, Ariana Grande. So pastor, jokes, big fucking, big joker. Leave the joking to the fucking professionals And practical or not When I saw Ariana Grande on the program, I thought that was a new sub in the Taco Bell. Now, why is that funny?
Starting point is 00:30:37 It's kind of like he's making a joke at his ignorance on how it's popular right now. I mean, Grande, you know, I get where he's coming from. I get it. Yeah. So do you think like this? Not offended, but you don't, you think, like, this is you? You don't, you guys don't agree though, that you don't believe that the woman who died or he to Franklin, you think she knew who Rihanna Grande was. Do you don't think that this is just like, who's like, let's get the most popular singers
Starting point is 00:30:57 right now? Yeah, who's the most popular pastor? Let's get him up there. Like, the fuck is this guy? But you know, there like Debbie Gibson and Tiffany didn't get an invite to this. No, well they're not relevant to that right. But they were still popular at one time though, so why wouldn't, why? So it's only about who's popular right now.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Yeah, exactly. That's bullshit though, because... But who the fuck wants to see Tiffany up there? But who wants to just see her... Tons of people. Hugga priest. Certainly not her once you see him fucking hugger of hog, a priest. Certainly not her, once you see him, a fucking hogger. Yeah, she definitely.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Okay, so now he's hogging her. Now look at his right hand, right on her tip there. He comes off very odd. Wait a second, there's a longer version of it. But like, I would think there's more appropriate singer, female singers who were inspired at least by Arretha Franklin that should have been given. Why opportunity?
Starting point is 00:31:54 Like who? Because why are they giving someone like her who like, what's wrong with her? Why, why not her? I don't understand why you're a poster. Because I just feel it's just like, it's just like, just looking for like views and like, some more than paying tribute to the, to the deceased artist. I mean, I guess if I, you know, if I die or you die or someone dies and the biggest artist
Starting point is 00:32:18 in the world come out to honor it, I don't think people see it as a negative. Definitely not. I think, I think it says if anything, like she's so, like, Rites is so relevant today and is such an icon that even the hottest, youngest stars of today have to show respect to her. But like, I would like to see like Nancy Sinatra. She's so alive.
Starting point is 00:32:41 She is, she yelled at everybody at a party. One of Sinatra's kids yelled at everybody at a party. One of Sinatra's kids yelled at everybody at a party, I was at, grabbed the microphone, started screaming because everybody was talking while they was playing one of her father's songs. Oh, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, it was crazy. I don't know, I just, it just feels more like a ratings grab
Starting point is 00:33:00 than a legitimate like celebration of the Ritha Franklin's life, though. Yeah, I mean, you're probably right, but what is done, what in media is done not for money anymore? I mean, of course, they're like, we want the highest ratings possible. Even we want to pay sure. So let's get, yeah. So let's get the, let's get people, let's get somebody that people recognize and like, even if it is
Starting point is 00:33:25 is like bizarre as a cardie B. But it's not a televised event. Yeah, it was. That was televised. That was a tribute to her. That wasn't a, that wasn't her actual wake, right? No, that wasn't her wake. I think it was like just a moment.
Starting point is 00:33:39 It was like at the amazor something, something like that or I think that was the funeral. I don't know, even if it was her funeral So this guy hardly took any shit he took a little bit But I read I read like an article on reddit or a comment on reddit somebody's like Well, why didn't she's a grown woman why she has moved away from him? And it's like well, why the fuck should she have to again? Why the fuck is he touching her? He doesn't need to hug her. Yeah, it's easy to put his hands on her Yeah, but you don't know
Starting point is 00:34:05 They're like built a clinton is staring at her ass and like everybody gets all worked up about Bill Clinton watching her dance Yeah, and it's like oh Bill Clinton is watching a hot 25 year old girl dance. That's shocking Let's all let's all talk about it Because it's worth it's worth fucking mentioning. Yeah, I mean he's definitely looking at her But I mean she's dancing right in front of him. Is he looking looking at her rear end or is he only fixated on the rear end? You can't tell really. I mean he's just he's just looking at her But you know they supposed to look the other way when people dance. I guess so you have your bill Clinton I grab like they grabbed a frame of like him looking yeah, okay kind of
Starting point is 00:34:41 All salacious everybody's going after him these days. I think that's why Kind of Slicious everybody's going after him these days. I think that's why Fuck Republicans, like Willie they're saying like if you Democrats is so fucking concerned about sexual harassment Why don't you look to your one of your heroes over there? Get them Not get them. No, not get them not get them Bill Glinn they're saying that a lot but get them's all worse somewhere paying for hugs Yeah, it's true. I mean, he was one of the biggest and OG meet tours in terms of power over someone in a lesser position.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Yeah, and he lied about it a lot. Lied, but lied as president, and then fucking put a cigar to I don't really have a problem with that, with that part of it. What are you gonna do? Do you remember it was like right after that the well we worked at this the store with when the store was on Mama Street And I think it was the first Halloween the the only Halloween probably we were there and there was a little girl Probably like ten dressed as Monica Lewinsky and she had like a cigar that she was like smoking a his or parents dresser up like that I was like wow car that she was like smoking against her parents' dresser up like that. I was like wow. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:51 I've never seen her walk down the street down Mama Street and thinking wow that's that's a choice. Yeah that's a weird one. Speaking of Halloween, the Halloween episode will be coming up soon. Looks fucking dope. Yeah. Yeah. I saw the teaser or trailer or the opening, one of the things for it. It's pretty fucking cool. Yeah. It's really cool. It's probably like in the middle October it'll drop. Yeah. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:39:57 Some might say. Yeah, I think you. But is that more or less, I mean, he's a convicted rapist, right? So if you address him as a convicted rapist, is it then more offensive if you're in like face just because why though? I think it should be offensive. Because it's so, it's so, um,
Starting point is 00:40:12 It's so when you're like, fuck you. Transparent what you're doing, you're like, it's my opportunity to finally face paint. I hate him, right? That's a five-faced paint. I've been looking at the past to finally face paint. I'm looking for a reason. Yeah, I mean, I think you're right.
Starting point is 00:40:29 I think people would be more offended if you're in black face, but it's just like, but you're dressing up as a repusso. I don't think you can't split up. It should be a fancy of regardless. I think they're both like, they're both people handled. I see. I see. I see on the cake kind of situation.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Yeah, you could put it that way. I told them we did a space monkey show and I was like live. I heard yeah, and I was like dude like the days I had to come where I'm gonna have to denounce you publicly. I was like at a press conference. Yeah, someone that I was like I'm gonna do it. I was like I just, I'm gonna do it. I was like, I was like, just know I'm gonna do it. Do you have it the, the, the speech already? Not yet, although I'm starting to start to write it. You should write it down and just fill in the blank as to like when he did blank. It's almost like a medlib and said blank. I told them I'm not gonna sell. I'm not gonna be like, he's not my friend and stuff like that. I'll just have to. I'll just have to say what he does though, you might have to. Don't ever, don't leave that off the table.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Oh, I don't have, I don't have to. I don't, I don't. Don't leave that off the table. Yeah, you're right, you're right about that. No, I'm not gonna do anything. No, I would never do it. It's gonna be something I say definitely. Not like, oh, he did this to some person.
Starting point is 00:41:37 I'm gonna be like, he's disgusting. I think he's disgusting. Yeah. And then I'm just gonna do tell him Steve David the next week. You know what I mean? No. So I'm just trying to prep everybody for the stern. Well, it all depends on the timing, though. Yeah. If, if, you know, in the years of the future, knock, you know, knock a wood,
Starting point is 00:41:55 you know, this IJ is finally up to air maybe season 15. Would that be okay? In your head? I will say 10. Let's go five years sooner. And, and he does something that is beyond the pale. You may not have to. Oh, yeah, no. You won't have anything, you won't have to worry about it. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:17 No one nobody will care then. Yeah. So, plus in five years, I mean, I can't imagine the, like this atmosphere that we live in we'll get even more Restrictive right because I think people are working out for them Even well, I mean even now people are starting to just be like I'm just gonna say things like certain people like I'm just gonna say shit I don't give a fuck I have no people starting to just be like fuck it You're gonna get in trouble no matter what you do would I even give a shit or tuning people out?
Starting point is 00:42:42 Yeah, like most people these days seem to be like Jesus Christ. We got it enough. Yeah Stop stopping them It'll never stop them now Someone sent a picture to me of I guess there was like some sort of thing in Washington where Women went down there to scream about things. I guess just to scream to let it out because they can't take living in this world. And I say if you have the money to travel to Washington DC to fucking scream, just scream about shit, not scream anything in particular, just make a noise. Yeah. Yeah. There are people who are worse off than you way worse off. Stay at home and destroy your own house or your own screen door.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Hey, you came by today to pick me up to come here, right? Did you see anybody around my area? Was there shit destroyed? No. Was my shit destroyed? Is all my own stuff. There was a there was stuff out on the curb that he had destroyed. Bookcase. What happened now?
Starting point is 00:43:40 This is from a while ago. I just I just recently got it out. I just punched a hole in it. But I put it out for bulk pickup. I would love living in a country with bulk pickup. It's helped a lot. It wasn't anything of high quality that would be in your office, you would look like something that was paper thin. But he put a hole through it anyway, you know.
Starting point is 00:44:01 I'm like, watch this everyone. I didn't have to go to watch this everywhere. I like to watch it. I had scored it. I didn't have to go to all the way to Washington and scream. Yeah. No. Which I'm not saying don't go to watch it and scream.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Go ahead, but realize if you have that ability, you've got it way better than a lot of people out there. Yeah, it just stopped expecting me to have an opinion on it. Work care. Work care. Work care that you're that upset that you got a scream about shit. Yeah. I might say stuff.
Starting point is 00:44:29 I don't do anything that's going to hurt anybody. So you words hurt. Words. Yeah, well, tough shit. Tough shit. I don't care about your feelings. I don't. I just don't.
Starting point is 00:44:38 I don't care about your feelings. Like, I'm not going to temper everything. I say, oh, maybe this will hurt their feelings. Oh, maybe this will offend them. What's wrong with what tempering and being, and being, what's wrong with walking away? What's wrong with walking away? I'm not people that like who,
Starting point is 00:44:52 I don't go out of my way to offend anybody. But if I say something, you're just talking about the, you're going to dress up as a rapist clown. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it caused me. Well, that's redundant. Rapist caused me.
Starting point is 00:45:03 No, I'm not going to, but it just occurred to me as something funny. But something to me. I'm just like, well, because I'm like, how would people react to it like, oh my god? You know how they're going to react. Right. Which is why I don't even have to do it.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I don't have to do it. But I just like to construct it. Like, you know, it would be funny if it played out. I would just like to live in a world where you could do that and then come back to the world where you didn't do it Yeah, that doesn't really exist So what you saying is you want to do where we're consequences? Yes, yes, thank you That's what I'm trying to say right and that's what that's what a lot of people want a world where there are consequences It's okay for too long guys who look like me and you get away with doing shit with no consequences
Starting point is 00:45:44 Well, that day's over, baby. No, it's not. Not for me. You're wrong if you think it's not for you. You're really, really wrong. What is anybody going to do to me? What is anybody going to do? Doing what I do, assuming I don't go out of my way to be a dickhead to people which I don't, why should I have to not like, why can't the person who's offended walk away? Why do I have to be like, oh, you're offended? I won't say that then. It's like, then don't be around me. Like Louis CK go into the comedy cell. Now, like, they have, like, people are triggered
Starting point is 00:46:12 because Louis CK does comedy. Fuck you, then don't go into a comedy club. If you think that you may be offended by something, anything in that comedy club, then don't go in. Well, you're talking about the audience, which I've been... Audience, yeah. Well, you're talking about the audience, which I've been. Audience, yeah. But what about any female employees of the club?
Starting point is 00:46:29 Hey, there's a comedy club. It's not, it's not like, it's not a desk job at fucking IBM or it's not, you know, you're not a cashier at Target. You're like a place where jokes and things like that are. What you're saying then is that That only should have a fuck but why do you are a vimeo? Why shouldn't it why shouldn't they be safe from sexual pests? But he's not pestering anyone
Starting point is 00:46:57 He you know, I don't he has a history of doing it. He has a history of sexually pestering people of course Of course he did that's why he no no no, no, I know, I know, I know the story. But then why am I not buying what there's not because you're talking about so anyone who is any who is ever sexually pestered anyone. Yeah. Should then not be allowed to put on that stage. No. All right, close your doors, comedy-sellers. Most people. Yeah, I'm not saying, yes, but it's saying it's true. I'm saying you can't dismiss it out of hand. They find a new job. But didn't it? Because that's the way it goes here. That's like working at a strip club and be like,
Starting point is 00:47:38 I'm offended by nudity. It's like, well, that's the job you have. But that's not why they're offended, though. They're not offended by the nudity at the job. They're offended by that this man jerked off in front of a couple of willing women. Well, I obviously they must not have been willing. Well, now they weren't willing 15 years later. I mean, they're willing at the time. But then he derailed careers though. I don't come in. I mean, comedians like female comedians. I don't know. I think you knew the story. Not that I'm aware. No, not that I'm aware of. I never heard. I think that was one of the accusations. So it was that. Did he derail there?
Starting point is 00:48:07 He derailed there? Like he did think. Maybe they just weren't funny. I mean, he was never considered that. I mean, probable. It's probable. They were, he wasn't accommodating or he made it difficult for them to come back and get a gig or something
Starting point is 00:48:20 at the comedy club because he had that much juice, though. For them, at the time club because he had that much juice though. For them at the time? Why would he though? He had no beef with them until they came out years later and were like, Louis H.K. Louis K. Jerkdoffern from us. But there was people though that he supposedly fucked over their careers. Well let me see while we're talking. Let me see if...
Starting point is 00:48:42 Well they say they paid a price for not putting up with his with his bullshit though Right his pastory. Yeah I mean you've been calling out you be calling me out all afternoon and everything I've been saying was right meteors I didn't say anything about it. I didn't I wasn't involved in the conversation Q's like I don't think that's true and you're like oh, yeah, it turns out it's not true. So, so he contested it. You were wrong. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, right. No, no, no, no, you said that a meteor is going back to a conversation. You probably heard 25 minutes ago out of context. You said that if a meteor falls on your property, that you have to turn
Starting point is 00:49:23 it into the government. And Q said, I don't think that's true. And then it turns out you can keep it, you just can't sell it, you need a permit to sell it. I thought you could only keep a certain amount of, of ten pounds. Yeah, so it says, no, ten pounds. Okay, so let's say a meteor the size of a buick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Lans in your backyard. You could only keep ten pounds of it. Well, I don't know it says you own it So I don't know we got to get a meteorite expert in here I wish get him was here. No an expert. Why he was wrong. He was wrong about the first thing I told you I may have just miss Mistakenly not heard it correctly What Louis CK did he's literally never supposed to work again as long as he lives. No. I mean, that's what they're saying. It's like some social media.
Starting point is 00:50:07 You don't see it as no-one ever. What I'm saying is that I don't agree. The audience to me in a comedy club doesn't have a right to... I agree. The culture of a comedy club is such that it's just like, yeah, people are going to pop in. You're going to hear things that you don't want to hear. You may hear things that you disagree with. Don't go to a comedy club if you can't handle it.
Starting point is 00:50:28 That I agree with. What I'm saying is the idea that female workers in the club don't even get a discussion over the fact that they're forced to work with someone who has admitted to being like a, you know, a sexual pest. No, he said sexually irresponsible. He was irresponsible. But my point is this, like what you're saying is, there shouldn't even be a conversation, fuck them.
Starting point is 00:50:51 They get another job. What I'm saying is like, well, why? Like, what, why should they not be a conversation? Because they worked there. Why does Louis CK have a more of a right to work there than that waitress who's been there for years? Because if you're agreeing to work in certain environments, you have to accept that there are going to be times
Starting point is 00:51:10 when this kind of thing happens. We can't, every time you get offended by something. We have to accept this kind of thing happening. That is kind of... His history, his history, his history. He fucking apologized for whatever he did. He won away for a year or so. Now he's gonna do comedy again.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Fucking relax, man. Like the guy did not rape anyone. The guy didn't assault anyone. The guy did something that the all the everyone all parties agreed was like creepy. It's not against a law to be creepy. We're sexually irresponsible if you jerked at any point they cut a left they decided not to because I like wow This is fucking weird they decided not to leave and then it's only after everyone tells them like hey This was wrong that they're like oh, this was wrong. So now I'm a victim That I need to be treated with people Telling them that social media
Starting point is 00:51:59 Social media like gigantic leaps of conclusions of your in your that you make up in your own head though You don't know how well how they came to those conclusions if they thought it was wrong how they came to the conclusion It was the people who were who were bringing it to light. You don't know who anybody else told them you don't know that My feeling is if you're going to be offended by anything do not go to a comedy club if you're that fucking soft Don't go my feeling because you have to know that Louis C. K. May show up or just go see comics that you know Are go see Jim Gaffigan. Yeah, the nicked up. I don't know Jim Gaffigan and hot water recently How it came down on craft beers talking about how there were too many people were offended
Starting point is 00:52:39 I sent it to Walt. Yeah, but that's Jim Gaffigan's level of offensive. That's I'm saying people I think can handle that. So people could have the craft beer industry was all up in arms. But what what should happen? No one hit when when jet win who's this guy CK shows up on stage on an out. Who's this Louis CK? Is he something like the Ariana Grande of comedy or something? The fuck Louis CK is. And I'm not saying Louis CK shouldn't be a lot of the two clubs. That's how I'm not saying Louis CK shouldn't be allowed to do clubs That's how I'm saying just to be clear, but what really what I would like to see happen though is that whole fucking club Poor out of there
Starting point is 00:53:12 Just he shows up he they know why why would you want to see that though? Why wouldn't you just want to see the people who are offended poor out? Yeah, so I'm saying the people are out who don't go Yeah shut the fuck up and leave be like no saying the people are out who don't go. Yeah shut the fuck up and leave be like I know Louis K was going to be here. Yeah exactly if exactly let the free market decide if Louis K shows up and more people stay than leave he won't give you getting gigs then you're okay then you're okay if more people show up than leave then you're okay if not the people who don't want to see Louis K or get your money back you as a patronage no no if you leave who don't want to see Luicy Care or trade it or whatever. And get your money back, you, as a patronage?
Starting point is 00:53:46 No, I don't think so. If you leave. I don't think so. Comedy clubs are what they are. They're drop-ins. They're changing schedules. You're going there for a certain thing. I don't think you should get your money back.
Starting point is 00:53:56 So like you, but you're like, well, I didn't know he was going to be on the card. Yeah, it's a what? Yeah, but like you know that going into the comedy seller that you don't know who's going to be there. People just come into. So what about like, if like you know that going into the comedy seller that you don't know who's gonna be there. People just come into it. So what about like if dice shows up same thing, and he's doing like really, really raunchy whole,
Starting point is 00:54:11 like a homosexual, um, I mean, he doesn't really do that anymore, but yeah. Let's see, he just, I got a after trigger from a water fountain that up the baggy who's. I don't think that's it. I don't think that was a fly today. I don't think that's it. I don't think it would fly today. I don't think, I think it's a point.
Starting point is 00:54:30 It would fly for like somebody. I would have I would be like, what is he doing? Why is he saying this shit? Well, I'd say he did do it. He came back, the dice man's back, and he did that stuff. And the audience aided up? No, the audience could they conceivably be like, hey, you know, I want my money back. I didn't sign up for this. They can ask for their money back and the club may choose to give it back.
Starting point is 00:54:52 That's fine. I don't carry the way. I'm just saying it doesn't seem like if I on the club, I would give it back. You would or would. I would not. You would not. Because then you're setting a precedent where like when I worked in the movie theater, there were people who were like, hey, I didn't like this movie. I want my money back. And it's like, fuck you. You go into it knowing you might not like the movie.
Starting point is 00:55:11 There's no guarantee. Just like at the comedy show. There's no guarantee that you're not going to be offended or triggered or you know what? I'd want my money back if I were there and Amy Schumer showed up. I'd be like, well, she's not fucking funny. That's a waste of my time.
Starting point is 00:55:24 I want my money back. Do I deserve it back? I don't think you'd be entitled to it back. What's up? I don up. I'd be like, well, she's not fucking funny. That's a waste of my time. I want my money back. Do I deserve it back? No. I don't think you'd be entitled to it back. What's that? I don't think you'd be entitled to it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't, because I go in there knowing
Starting point is 00:55:32 that some of those people are not gonna be my cup of tea. Right. And you don't tell me, don't they? I don't know, maybe. I was, I don't know. There was a pause. You looked at me and said,
Starting point is 00:55:42 I don't know. You were very pleased with yourself. I thought that with the way you, you want to end it on that, because you felt like you were, me and said, I was like, you were very pleased with yourself and that you wanted to end it on that because you felt like you had you were like, I'm not going to get any higher in the soapbox, say fuck it, tell him Steve Dave. I'm going to nosebleed up here bro. Could you hear me from up on top of a mountain? I'll never forget
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