Tell Em Steve-Dave - #390: Unhuggable
Episode Date: October 12, 2018Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148...
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Hit it, J-Sarge.
I mean, are they that desperate for like, like,
the celebrity of the week that they're gonna bring,
like to an icon, like, or do the Franklin has like,
the situation and fucking Arianna Glock.
Tough shit. I don't care about your feelings. I don't. I just don't.
I don't go out of my way to offend anybody, but if I say something, then I'm in a joke. You're just talking about it. You're going to dress up as a rapist clown.
Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave probably sounds a little
bit different, little echoey maybe, but that's the way we're going to do it this week.
Yeah, we're not in the store this week.
Well, didn't the last one sound like this too?
Hmm, I don't think so, I don't know.
Yeah, I didn't listen to it, so I'm not sure.
You know what? Maybe people I haven't listened to it so I'm not sure.
You know what?
Maybe people are just getting used to it.
Do the new echo.
No more handshakein'.
No more.
It's done.
I'm fuckin' done with it.
No more handshakein'.
I got sick again.
Nope.
You think it was from the con we did?
Yeah, because it showed up right after that.
Because I don't shake hands.
At the fist bump. I do the fist bump and I am I am
Loathing up these were purel every set every second possible. You're not getting sick
You remember what was it of mice and men and the guy wore the glove with a Vaseline in it
So we're gonna smack his wife around
with Al even marks
Curly was that of my cement?
That's me with Purell.
Yeah, I just got a glove, I just put it in the way
my fingers are.
Is that a popular book or movie of my cement?
Of my cement?
It's an American class, again.
OK, because I told Crystal Dando,
he on his first, my I propose a roast.
Yeah.
Second, when he used them of my cement joke, So, on his first, my I propose a roast. Yeah.
Second, when he used them of my son men joke,
and I had to Google it, because I didn't get the joke.
And I actually Google it.
You didn't get it.
I still didn't get it.
And I questioned, I said to him, I go,
do you think that the TST audience is going to get
the of my son men reference?
He goes, if they, well, the ones who went to high school,
he said, well, and I was like, okay, I guess I didn't want
to, I didn't want to say anything else.
I guess I was wrong, didn't.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What was the joke, do you remember?
George, I know who's the other person in my son.
Lenny?
Yeah, he goes, I get him in and won't remind me
of George and Lenny from of my son men.
I just don't know who's going to shoot who, though.
First. I can see my Harry. I mean I get the joke because the Andy shoots him
I see you smile though. I don't get why Mike and Ming would shoot each other. No, no me and get him. Oh you and get him
Yeah, still don't get it
No, no me and get them. Oh you and get them. Yeah, oh still don't get it
Well, you still now you're laughing now getting a little bit. Yeah, okay, all right, but I don't think you'd get him whatever shoot you
I don't think you should get him but don't be done it again
All right, let me go get this guy Media rights suitable for the catalog for the mass market.
Did you hear this somewhere?
I'm not making it up.
I heard this.
I don't think it's to get him to tell you this.
I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe like when people find a meteorite,
you gotta find out if it has too much radiation in shape.
I think it's
I think it's a little bit more just to just keep a meteorite home. But how about I mean what the fuck man like it falls out of the sky falls from outer space nobody owns it
outer space falls onto your property and the government's like give it here for the public interest though you can't keep a
Something that has highly radioactive though it could kill the whole community. Yeah, if it's highly radioactive, I guess. You can't just rely on your knowledge of
a meteor if it hit fucking late in your backyard. I'd be pretty pissed if you fucking caused
everybody in the fucking port mama to die. I need a door stop. Yeah, like in the United States,
the owner of the property where the meteorite is found is the owner of the meteorite.
You don't have to turn it in. No.
Get him.
What the fuck does get him?
Well, hold on now.
The US Department of Interior Bureau of Land Management allows casual collection of up to 10 pounds per year of media rights.
You cannot sell them without obtaining a permit.
Wow.
Get them does remind me of what was his name, Jordy Verruller, whatever on the first creep show that Stephen King wore in the video.
Oh, I thought I was growing that green shit all over him.
Yeah.
The fungus.
Yeah, I could imagine that being get him.
Got covered by the fucker. So no more handshake. The fungus. Yeah, I could imagine that being good. Go covered motherfucker.
So no more handshake and no more handshake and I looked it up to because I'm like where did this start?
Handshaking and it said like
fifth century BC or something
I guess it was originally to show that like you would nothing in your hands like a shake hands
so that you don't have a weapon
in your right hand and they can see your left hand or whatever. So we've gone to a point where it's
like it's it's a necessary yeah unnecessary custom anymore nobody's pretty much nobody's carrying
weapons around for the most part when you go to meet somebody especially at a con why is our
hands so covered with germs, are you think?
Because you're wiping your nose,
you're touching everything in sight.
Well, that about just a hug.
Just a hug?
Yeah, would you just put your,
are you rolling out hugs too?
How about, how about,
and this is a good rule for just across the board.
Stop touching other people.
Yeah, what about a bow?
Yeah, a little bow that Japanese have at down, man. I'd find that more respectful.
Like, if you bowed to me, I'd be like, oh, cool. My name would be great. Let's do that at cons.
We'll bow to each other. Yeah. Because the intent is not-
Will you knock it a bow back? No, I'm gonna. Yeah. I was just saying like, oh, yeah.
The intent is not caught on, so maybe the bow is what's next.
I know. I feel really weird as to people were bowing to me.
I mean, they would feel very like, you know that.
But you're bowing back.
Yeah, even, but you know, they did it first though, you know.
Fuck it, I'll do it first then.
If it means I don't have to get sick again,
then I'll do it.
Why do you get a flu shot or something?
So you're not so susceptible to all these.
Because it's, it doesn't have anything to,
I don't have the flu. Like a flu shot is something so you're not so susceptible to all these. Because it doesn't have anything to, I don't have the flu.
Like a flu shot is gonna do shit.
How about why do I, why do I always have to fucking modify my behavior?
Why do I always have to do something different?
You're going out because you're going out,
a hand, a glant hand in everybody.
Pressing the flesh.
Yeah, so I mean, you gotta accept that.
One in a time in a head boy.
Once in a while.
Yeah, I mean, it is, it's not off.
It's not off. Yeah, I don't want to hug everyone either, man. I'm not a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, more hands. Well, he said he had a cough for like two years though, that he never got a chest. That's not a brain virus from fucking meat
and greets. Really? That's how I got the... Oh, that's you chased it back? Yeah. That's
what the doctor was like. Now, we didn't find patient to find patient zero. But because
of that, I said I'm not doing meat mean greets anymore. We stopped doing mean greets
I don't I really get sick anymore, but I thought I thought the rumor was that you guys were doing a prank in the swamps of
Where's that bullshit? I mean what I'm gonna say gone to his butthole
Did you guys do any pranks in in in a swamp?
You know how the salad is the bug monster. Yeah, Salas the bog monster. Were you there too?
How was it?
Did you get bit by mosquito?
Not that I recall.
But I thought that's where.
I thought that's where I thought that you,
they, that's where you were.
I don't know why.
I think you just created that.
That was never said or even thought.
I didn't even, but now.
As well as the fact that I was sick before that got filmed.
Do you also see how quickly he was ready to play?
But I mean, he's like, didn't you say?
No, I didn't say.
It also said with handshakes that a weak handshake is preferred in China and Japan.
Like they wanted to go in all limp fish and shit.
How come?
Yes, I respect or something.
Because don't you hate the guys who are like hey man like a firm handshake
She was how manly you are and then they fucking pulverize your hand into fucking life diamond
You don't want to squeeze it so hard. They they punch your fist
Yeah, like dude like what the fuck bro and grow much have our forearm a bumps would you do that?
Yeah, I think I prefer a forearm or how about a just like a pad on a butt like you like football players though, would you do that?
I would do that before I hook showcans.
Yeah.
You want to pat each other's asses? I'm down.
Because that means like I'm just touching fabric, I'm not touching you on the sore day.
You know? Cause I, I, who knows, like I shook hands with a person before me.
So now I'm gonna pass it on to you. It's not just about everybody giving me shit.
Like now I'm pat, now I'm a fucking vector man. Yeah. It's not just about everybody giving me shit. Like, now I'm a fucking vector, man.
Yeah.
You know, it's not good.
No.
It was you.
I think you're right.
Like, why do we have to touch each other?
Like, don't touch me.
No.
There's no need to touch me.
Yeah, like you're taking a picture, whatever.
That's then the charm around you.
Of course.
And I'm not even just talking about like, fans.
I'm talking about like family.
Like across the board.
Like, I don't think anybody needs to touch me. Yeah. But Kat, so I'm good about like family. They're across the board. I don't think anybody needs to touch me.
Yeah, the cats. I'm good with the risk.
The, um,
do you risk the losing contact with, you know, he's that human contact,
and you'll miss it at some point though. No, no,
like, you know,
I think it's like people, I mean, it, you know, how much it helps, you know,
like just a hug, they say a day, you know, so helpful to, uh, you know, like just a hug. They say a day. Well, you know, so helpful to you know your overall
health
I'm okay. It's a really good. Yeah, go look it up. No, I'm not saying I don't believe you
I'm just saying that like it can like a day hold on a second
It can it can really like do a lot for certain people. It's just that I like it
It does something and it it provides. I can
see that. Stimulus in your body that makes you for a healthier person mentally and physically.
But that would come from someone you're close to or you know, like a family though.
Yeah, but I'm not really close to any of my family. You know, that I should be super healthy because sage is constantly hugging me
Um imagine if you're saying these people are saying yeah, right? These people are saying eight hugs a day
Well need eight hugs a day eight hugs like he glasses of water, huh? Yeah, drink your glass of water. Give a hug
What do you need it? We'll see you need them. So you got to
Get them from people
So you need them. So you gotta get them from people.
So you got three people in your family,
if like so it would be like three, three, and two,
and then the next day they rotate.
So like somebody.
No, I'll get some from Mike and Mingmen,
and I'm gonna get them.
And get them.
Is it the same?
Hugs?
Yeah.
You told me you don't like hugs.
Yeah, how long?
How long I'm gonna take you to break
in a hug territory?
Well, well over a decade. And then he asked me to stop. Yeah, how long did it take you to break in a hug territory? Well well over a decade. And then he asked me to stop.
Yeah, he's like, already had my eight for the day. I need to shit.
When someone hugs us, the physical contact activates the pressure receptors that we have on our skin, which are also known as
Packing, packing, pressing in corpuscles and respond mainly to deep pressure. So you got to give a good hug.
It takes an important change, takes place directly in the brain, it hugs, stimulates the production of dopamine and neurotransmitter.
Why? Why don't they?
It feels good to have human contact. We all need it.
Whether we even always say we don't, we really need it.
From strangers though. It's traumatizing from strangers.
Yeah, it depends on the stranger, right?
I mean, let's be honest.
It all depends on the stranger.
I mean, sure. If it's get him stranger or
the whole other guy who hasn't
bathed in
ever, you don't want to hog.
But if it's somebody who
you got a cat, like a cat,
like a model, like a
same model for Vogue in the 80s
Like does the attractiveness of the person increase the strength of the hug in terms of dopamine like okay You get a hug from get him or you get a hug from Tom Brady. Oh
Yeah, yeah, I mean Tom Brady's hug is gonna be like
Do you like it?
Looks like he's better looking
it's because he's got all those goddamn rings
what rings?
like his rings
so wait, he was he rubbing your back up and down while he's like
how do you feel the rings?
I hope they're super bow rings
I could just feel the ridges of those six rings
yeah
he's like, and his cock rings on the front.
Just.
Okay, so.
Get him has a ring, but if he'd, it's, it's, it's only because he can't cut it off.
It's too tight.
Too, too tight for that.
His marriage would fall apart if they got the wedding ring.
Yeah.
Yeah, so like, if it's a girl or a guy hugging you, any difference?
If it's a stranger?
No, I don't want strangers touching me.
No, no, no.
So there's no difference to me.
Unless you don't want people hugging you in the store right now.
This is an open invitation.
I'm just saying for like someone who's unhealthy like you, you may want to look into more
hugs, not me. I'm healthy
Healthy in a way that like psychologically
You're constantly getting knocked down by a virus or a fucking infection the last time I was sick was because of the con it was years ago
Last time I was sick from the last time I got sick like this was from a con was in Boston
The last time I got sick like this was from a con was in Boston. I was sick like three months.
Like I go back a couple of months ago, I'm like, oh no, I'm not feeling good.
I'm damn con.
It's a kind of a pattern.
You do get sick more than you think you do.
So I'm just saying, you may need a couple more hugs from the, you know, to build your
immune system up.
So when you see me in Syracuse this this weekend but next come up and as we're hugging
shake my hand. No, don't shake it. Just give them a hug. What about the what about the front
behind hug when you're not expecting it? Oh yeah, like an elevator or something. Yeah, like you
might sneak me an extra 9th or 10th hug for the day and I'm like, oh, there goes that dopamine.
There goes that dopamine.
If it doesn't trigger dopamine, would you be worried about your your brain? Like it's supposed to trigger the dopamine effect.
The hug.
It is not going to take a stranger hugging me and having no reaction to make me worry about my mental health.
I'm just like, oh my god, there's something wrong with me.
I think there's something wrong with me all the time. Like sometimes I'm like, I don't think I can feel joy.
I like, I honestly don't think I'm like, I see people doing things and they all look so happy. They
have like big smiles and shit. And I'm like, why, why can't I, why don't I feel, because it's just
something very usual. Like they're in a restaurant restaurant They're talking to the lady who's sitting down. They got these big smiles on
Like engaged and animated and shit
You've never had like fun. They must have had a lot of hugs. No, I have
But I'm just saying like that kind of shit now
Probably like in love or on a date or something or happy with the person they're with
Yeah, but I mean I think I'm like that
I'm not like what's that you think what it seemed to be much happier in your like in your current
Situation you know much much much much much much happier like like it like oh, yeah, definitely
So you are capable of feeling
Oh yeah, definitely. So you are capable of feeling...
But I mean, that level of work,
like all day-wear things,
it just feels like there's something constantly weighing.
There's always something there that's like,
but maybe it's me.
Maybe it's just me looking for something to weigh.
Oh yeah, I'd say.
Yeah, I think you,
I can get 100 hugs a day.
I do Thomas Steve Dave wants a week.
He's gonna neutralize everybody
Oh, definitely you think you're mentally distressed and
Normal yes you are
Sick a lot more than you think you are
Which means maybe you have dementia. I don't know like you don't remember getting sick
Would you agree? Yeah, he's sick way more than you think.
I don't.
I honestly like I would love to jump on, but I don't recall him being sick a lot, but you.
I don't think so.
Like last year you worked with me.
I mean, you saw him all the time when you guys were making a TV show.
So maybe you saw something on and say not like where he's like bed ridden.
They're not dope sick.
It's regular sick.
But like he, you know, you would say he's not feeling good or that sage got him sick. Yeah, she gets me sick on the winter. So
I can I'm with I'm no kidding around it. I think you're sick a little bit more than you think you're in maybe
a Reg like a good nice regiment of hugs would help the situation again
I have two people who are like hug crazy
very affectionate touchy people.
So maybe they're fucking,
maybe they're just not doing a good job.
You've been built up in the community to their hugs
and you may need to look outside.
I gotta go outside the relationships.
I'm not even, I don't they have those hugging stages.
I'm hugging stages classmates.
Shit. Dada? I don't they have those snogging stages. I'm hugging Siege's classmates
Daddah?
Here comes the hog monster
Teacher ushering the kids intents trying to shut the door, closing on my arm
Girls girls, I'm sick, I need hogs
My brain isn't right, I need a hug. Eyes are all red.
Wait, what did you just ask me?
I said they have those snuggle clubs.
Yeah, people pay for that shit.
That's...
I agree with you that, like, yeah, people need human interaction to feel normal, but if
you're paying for it, can you get past it?
I think you have to get right with it, and you have to accept it like okay, either it's
either it's no healing contact or I gotta pay for it. This is what's become of it.
Yeah, I think I can get past it and you just accept well either it's either it's living without any contact at all or I'm gonna pay for a
snuggle I think hopefully you can just just you know just be right with it and
kind of accept it and don't let it like don't beat yourself don't bring me back
to reality just like nothing really like, no, they really like me.
You have to be realistic with yourself. Like, okay, they're not hugging me because they want to, because I'm paying them, but... It's like a sex worker. It's like a sex worker.
Right, so like, would you bring your car into the shop? It's not like they're fixing it because
they like you, they're fixing it because you're going to give them money. Yeah, well that's less personal, I'd say, than like nobody will hug me.
Like I literally, on a planet of six, seven billion people, I can't find one person who's
like, I'll do it for free.
Like I used to be somebody.
You could always find somebody like give you a hug for free, but you might have to
some people, I just might have to look a little bit harder than other people though.
Yeah, that's sad though, because is like is one of those people are kids
It's like maybe they weren't even got them any hugs then
Because parents are real shitty and then like as they get older and they become more and more like
This figures looking or whatever people like that fight even for money. I'm not hugging that motherfucker. Yeah, they're unhuggable. Yeah
Do you consider does your wife wall
Yeah.
Do you consider, does your wife will consider it cheating if she finds out
you've been going to a hug therapist?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I think that would even be more stranger than anything
if I was just like, that's literally all I was doing.
I was just getting a couple hugs before work.
I was getting a couple hugs.
Like yeah, there was an office in red bank.
You just stopped in.
That I would too, but also like my friend,
I'd be like that's a sore.
I totally I totally
Commissarate with her. I would be like he didn't even catch up low job. He was hugging people
Fuck with this guy
Very very it would be odd, but it wouldn't have the same fury and hurt right? It would just feel like that is true But I think it leads more like what else don't I know?
I'm probably a lot if you're going to
All right, probably a lot if you're going to
For probably a
It's always like you left the room and another person came back wearing his face. I don't know what that guy was
Kind of pervy. Because most people always take it and so it's not how altruistic I would be about my hugs.
Most people are not as pure and as innocent as my hugs would be.
They would be getting off on it. They'd be jacking off or anything. They got their huggers.
Getting their jollies and shit. You know that they'd be masturbating.
Thinking about you later on in the hug you gave them. Yeah. Wow. If you had to pay for it.
I want to hug you now, man, because fuck it. If this is the power, your hugs contain.
No, no, I'm saying like if you're if you're going to a professional hugger. Oh, okay.
You're probably it's like they do do wants in that that you know, was paying the
someone to change his diaper. You probably got some sort of like fetish or something.
A hug fetish.
It's that's pretty harmless though, right?
A hug fetish.
Like I just want to be hugged.
I'll pay you.
Yeah, yeah, if it's hard, it will take.
Can we bring them up on charges for something?
Some Trump that pulls shit.
Somebody get the tar.
I'll get the feathers.
Yeah, I think this is a perfect, you know, literate on them or something. If it's purely just a hug, yes,
but we know the the human condition is they'll they'll sexualize that hug. They'll turn it into
something dirty. Right. And something more like it is, right? I mean, in this world, like if you
were to give somebody a hug like who didn't want it, then the whole me too think, right?
It's like, oh, he gave me unwanted attention.
And now, like every time I get hugged, I'm like a traumatized and shitting a triggered.
I got to go to a fucking hug therapist.
Some guys will use the opportunity to hug to cop a field.
Yeah, to grind a little bit like that fucking dude with Ariana Grande.
And the, the, oh, that's, yeah, that priest or the preacher.
There's a preacher. Yeah, you didn't see that.
It was a while back when I'd Aritha, Aritha Franklin died.
And they were doing the memorial type shit.
And there was some black preacher guy up on stage at the podium with Ariana Grande
who's a singer. She's um what's her name from cat and you know that show.
Oh, you're talking about that girl.
Is that the Greek of Franklin's funeral?
Yeah. I mean are they that desperate for like like the celebrity of the week that they're
going to bring like to an icon like there's a Franklin has like the celebrity of the week that they're going to bring like to an icon like
or there's a Franklin has like the situation and fucking Ariana Grande.
I don't think the situation with it. No, Ariana Grande is. I would say she let the test.
Well, she's a what she's a singer. But she's a one black singer, you know? Like if she,
I thought she's like a Spanish or something. Was she staying the test of time be like a singer that like...
She might be like a Brittany Spears. Like Brittany Spears still does
Vega shows like quite a bit like kind of...
She... yeah, she's not one of these YouTube singers.
Oh no, no. She's huge. She's legit. Big like huge.
Ariana Grande. Is it just a matter of just trying to get the young
people to watch the funeral that they invite Ariana Grande?
I can't imagine that. As of June 2008,
our music videos have been viewed a total of more than 10 billion times online.
This flash in the pan should be professionally hugging before you know it.
She's sold. You're so out of it. 30.5 million digital copy, digital singles in the US. All three of our albums have been certified platinum.
In 2016, time named Grande,
one of the 100 most influential people in the world.
We're so out of it.
Where's Walton at this?
We're so out of it.
Hey, yeah.
Definitely the situation is not
Like whoever is in at the moment that like Arita Franklin died. They're like invite them
Sure, they're the press will cover the funeral
Who's hot
The girl this video's been viewed over 10 billion times. She's hot. All right. What got her then?
She's Italian this All right, what got her then? She's Italian.
Is she Italian?
Yeah.
Right.
All right, so I've been on that douchebag, Pete Davidson, right?
You can't fucking not hear about them.
You cannot hear about it.
Oh my god.
There's ways to trust me.
Oh my god.
I didn't hear about it.
Don't go online.
But oh, yeah, so so the preachers up there first he made fun of her name
Where he was like I thought it was I thought it was a new menu item at Taco Bell
Which I didn't know she was Italian. I thought she was Hispanic so it was
So it was
Would have been offensive I guess but not because you didn't have the ethnicity
right, but then like as he's, as he's up there giving a speech or whatever, he's, he's
like hugging her and he has his hand around the side, like feeling like her side, boob,
like, like, I don't know why he's, again, why is he touching her?
Why did the fuck does he have to have his hands all over?
I don't know.
So as he's talking, I'm going to find this one, I'm talking to you.
As he's talking, he's like feeling her side and feeling her boob and shit.
Obviously Ariana, Ariana Grande. So pastor, jokes, big fucking, big joker.
Leave the joking to the fucking professionals
And practical or not
When I saw Ariana Grande on the program, I thought that was a new sub in the Taco Bell.
Now, why is that funny?
It's kind of like he's making a joke at his ignorance on how it's popular right now.
I mean, Grande, you know, I get where he's coming from.
I get it. Yeah.
So do you think like this?
Not offended, but you don't, you think, like, this is you?
You don't, you guys don't agree though, that you don't believe that the woman who died
or he to Franklin, you think she knew who Rihanna Grande was.
Do you don't think that this is just like, who's like, let's get the most popular singers
right now?
Yeah, who's the most popular pastor?
Let's get him up there.
Like, the fuck is this guy?
But you know, there like Debbie Gibson and Tiffany didn't get an invite to this.
No, well they're not relevant to that right.
But they were still popular at one time though, so why wouldn't, why?
So it's only about who's popular right now.
Yeah, exactly.
That's bullshit though, because...
But who the fuck wants to see Tiffany up there?
But who wants to just see her...
Tons of people.
Hugga priest.
Certainly not her once you see him fucking hugger of hog, a priest. Certainly not her, once you see him, a fucking hogger.
Yeah, she definitely.
Okay, so now he's hogging her.
Now look at his right hand, right on her tip there.
He comes off very odd.
Wait a second, there's a longer version of it.
But like, I would think there's more appropriate
singer, female singers who were inspired at least by
Arretha Franklin that should have been given.
Why opportunity?
Like who?
Because why are they giving someone like her who like,
what's wrong with her?
Why, why not her?
I don't understand why you're a poster.
Because I just feel it's just like, it's just like, just looking for like views and like,
some more than paying tribute to the, to the deceased artist.
I mean, I guess if I, you know, if I die or you die or someone dies and the biggest artist
in the world come out to honor it, I don't think people see it as a negative.
Definitely not.
I think, I think it says if anything, like she's so,
like, Rites is so relevant today and is such an icon
that even the hottest, youngest stars of today
have to show respect to her.
But like, I would like to see like Nancy Sinatra.
She's so alive.
She is, she yelled at everybody at a party. One of Sinatra's kids yelled at everybody at a party.
One of Sinatra's kids yelled at everybody at a party,
I was at, grabbed the microphone, started screaming
because everybody was talking while they was playing
one of her father's songs.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, it was crazy.
I don't know, I just, it just feels more like a ratings grab
than a legitimate like celebration
of the Ritha Franklin's life, though.
Yeah, I mean, you're probably right, but what is done, what in media is done not for money
anymore?
I mean, of course, they're like, we want the highest ratings possible.
Even we want to pay sure.
So let's get, yeah.
So let's get the, let's get people, let's get somebody that people recognize and like, even if it is
is like bizarre as a cardie B.
But it's not a televised event.
Yeah, it was.
That was televised.
That was a tribute to her.
That wasn't a, that wasn't her actual wake, right?
No, that wasn't her wake.
I think it was like just a moment.
It was like at the amazor something, something like that or I think that was the funeral.
I don't know, even if it was her funeral
So this guy hardly took any shit he took a little bit
But I read I read like an article on reddit or a comment on reddit somebody's like
Well, why didn't she's a grown woman why she has moved away from him?
And it's like well, why the fuck should she have to again? Why the fuck is he touching her?
He doesn't need to hug her. Yeah, it's easy to put his hands on her
Yeah, but you don't know
They're like built a clinton is staring at her ass and like everybody gets all worked up about Bill Clinton watching her dance
Yeah, and it's like oh Bill Clinton is watching a hot 25 year old girl dance. That's shocking
Let's all let's all talk about it
Because it's worth it's worth fucking mentioning. Yeah, I mean he's definitely looking at her
But I mean she's dancing right in front of him. Is he looking looking at her rear end or is he only fixated on the rear end?
You can't tell really. I mean he's just he's just looking at her
But you know they supposed to look the other way when people dance. I guess so you have your bill Clinton
I grab like they grabbed a frame of like him looking yeah, okay kind of
All salacious everybody's going after him these days. I think that's why
Kind of Slicious everybody's going after him these days. I think that's why
Fuck Republicans, like Willie they're saying like if you Democrats is so fucking concerned about sexual harassment
Why don't you look to your one of your heroes over there? Get them
Not get them. No, not get them not get them
Bill Glinn they're saying that a lot but get them's all worse somewhere paying for hugs
Yeah, it's true. I mean, he was one of the biggest and OG
meet tours in terms of power over someone in a lesser position.
Yeah, and he lied about it a lot.
Lied, but lied as president, and then fucking put a cigar to
I don't really have a problem with that, with that part of it. What are you gonna do?
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I asked Keehoz, I think, if I address his Cosby, I'm Cosplaying.
Is that considered offensive just Cosby?
Well, I mean, it depends on how your, what your mask looks like.
Well, it's a mask of sorts.
Base paint, yeah.
Some might say.
Yeah, I think you.
But is that more or less, I mean,
he's a convicted rapist, right?
So if you address him as a convicted rapist,
is it then more offensive if you're in like face just because why though?
I think it should be offensive.
Because it's so, it's so, um,
It's so when you're like, fuck you.
Transparent what you're doing, you're like,
it's my opportunity to finally face paint.
I hate him, right?
That's a five-faced paint.
I've been looking at the past to finally face paint.
I'm looking for a reason.
Yeah, I mean, I think you're right.
I think people would be more offended if you're in black face, but it's just like, but
you're dressing up as a repusso.
I don't think you can't split up.
It should be a fancy of regardless.
I think they're both like, they're both people handled.
I see.
I see.
I see on the cake kind of situation.
Yeah, you could put it that way. I
told them we did a space monkey show and I was like live. I heard yeah, and I was like dude like the days
I had to come where I'm gonna have to denounce you publicly. I was like at a press conference. Yeah,
someone that I was like I'm gonna do it. I was like I just, I'm gonna do it. I was like, I was like, just know I'm gonna do it. Do you have it the, the, the speech already? Not yet, although
I'm starting to start to write it. You should write it down and just fill in the blank
as to like when he did blank. It's almost like a medlib and said blank. I told them I'm
not gonna sell. I'm not gonna be like, he's not my friend and stuff like that. I'll just
have to. I'll just have to say what he does though, you might have to. Don't ever, don't leave that off the table.
Oh, I don't have, I don't have to.
I don't, I don't.
Don't leave that off the table.
Yeah, you're right, you're right about that.
No, I'm not gonna do anything.
No, I would never do it.
It's gonna be something I say definitely.
Not like, oh, he did this to some person.
I'm gonna be like, he's disgusting.
I think he's disgusting.
Yeah.
And then I'm just gonna do tell him
Steve David the next week.
You know what I mean?
No. So I'm just trying to prep everybody for the stern. Well, it all depends on the timing,
though. Yeah. If, if, you know, in the years of the future, knock, you know, knock a wood,
you know, this IJ is finally up to air maybe season 15. Would that be okay? In your head?
I will say 10. Let's go five years sooner. And, and he does something that is beyond the pale.
You may not have to.
Oh, yeah, no.
You won't have anything, you won't have to worry about it.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No one nobody will care then.
Yeah.
So, plus in five years, I mean, I can't imagine the, like this atmosphere that we live in
we'll get even more
Restrictive right because I think people are working out for them
Even well, I mean even now people are starting to just be like I'm just gonna say things like certain people like I'm just gonna say shit
I don't give a fuck I have no people starting to just be like fuck it
You're gonna get in trouble no matter what you do would I even give a shit or tuning people out?
Yeah, like most people these days seem to be like Jesus Christ. We got it enough. Yeah
Stop stopping them
It'll never stop them now
Someone sent a picture to me of I guess there was like some sort of thing in Washington where
Women went down there to scream about things. I guess just to scream to let it out because they can't take living in this world.
And I say if you have the money to travel to Washington DC to fucking scream, just scream about
shit, not scream anything in particular, just make a noise. Yeah. Yeah. There are people who are
worse off than you way worse off. Stay at home and destroy your own house or your own screen door.
Hey, you came by today to pick me up to come here, right?
Did you see anybody around my area?
Was there shit destroyed?
No. Was my shit destroyed?
Is all my own stuff.
There was a there was stuff out on the curb that he had destroyed.
Bookcase.
What happened now?
This is from a while ago.
I just I just recently got it out.
I just punched a hole in it.
But I put it out for bulk pickup.
I would love living in a country with bulk pickup.
It's helped a lot. It wasn't anything of high quality that would be in your office,
you would look like something that was paper thin.
But he put a hole through it anyway, you know.
I'm like, watch this everyone.
I didn't have to go to watch this everywhere.
I like to watch it.
I had scored it.
I didn't have to go to all the way to Washington and scream.
Yeah.
No.
Which I'm not saying don't go to watch it and scream.
Go ahead, but realize if you have that ability,
you've got it way better than a lot of people out there.
Yeah, it just stopped expecting me to have an opinion on it.
Work care.
Work care.
Work care that you're that upset that you got a scream about shit.
Yeah.
I might say stuff.
I don't do anything that's going to hurt anybody.
So you words hurt.
Words.
Yeah, well, tough shit.
Tough shit.
I don't care about your feelings.
I don't.
I just don't.
I don't care about your feelings.
Like, I'm not going to temper everything.
I say, oh, maybe this will hurt their feelings.
Oh, maybe this will offend them.
What's wrong with what tempering and being,
and being, what's wrong with walking away?
What's wrong with walking away?
I'm not people that like who,
I don't go out of my way to offend anybody.
But if I say something,
you're just talking about the,
you're going to dress up as a rapist clown.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it caused me.
Well, that's redundant.
Rapist caused me.
No, I'm not going to,
but it just occurred to me as something funny.
But something to me.
I'm just like, well, because I'm like,
how would people react to it like, oh my god?
You know how they're going to react.
Right.
Which is why I don't even have to do it.
I don't have to do it.
But I just like to construct it.
Like, you know, it would be funny if it played out.
I would just like to live in a world where you could do that and then come back to the world where you didn't do it
Yeah, that doesn't really exist
So what you saying is you want to do where we're consequences? Yes, yes, thank you
That's what I'm trying to say right and that's what that's what a lot of people want a world where there are consequences
It's okay for too long guys who look like me and you get away with doing shit with no consequences
Well, that day's over, baby. No, it's not. Not for me. You're wrong if you think it's not for you.
You're really, really wrong. What is anybody going to do to me? What is anybody going to
do? Doing what I do, assuming I don't go out of my way to be a dickhead to people which
I don't, why should I have to not like, why can't the person who's offended walk away?
Why do I have to be like, oh, you're offended? I won't say that then.
It's like, then don't be around me.
Like Louis CK go into the comedy cell.
Now, like, they have, like, people are triggered
because Louis CK does comedy.
Fuck you, then don't go into a comedy club.
If you think that you may be offended by something,
anything in that comedy club, then don't go in.
Well, you're talking about the audience,
which I've been... Audience, yeah. Well, you're talking about the audience, which I've been.
Audience, yeah.
But what about any female employees of the club?
Hey, there's a comedy club.
It's not, it's not like, it's not a desk job at fucking IBM
or it's not, you know, you're not a cashier at Target.
You're like a place where jokes and things like that are.
What you're saying then is that
That only should have a fuck but why do you are a vimeo?
Why shouldn't it why shouldn't they be safe from sexual pests?
But he's not pestering anyone
He you know, I don't he has a history of doing it. He has a history of sexually pestering people of course
Of course he did that's why he no no no, no, I know, I know, I know the story.
But then why am I not buying what there's not because you're talking about so anyone who is
any who is ever sexually pestered anyone. Yeah.
Should then not be allowed to put on that stage. No.
All right, close your doors, comedy-sellers. Most people. Yeah, I'm not saying,
yes, but it's saying it's true. I'm saying you can't dismiss it out of hand. They find a new job.
But didn't it? Because that's the way it goes here. That's like working at a strip club and be like,
I'm offended by nudity. It's like, well, that's the job you have. But that's not why they're offended,
though. They're not offended by the nudity at the job. They're offended by that this man jerked off in front of a couple of willing women. Well, I
obviously they must not have been willing. Well, now they weren't willing 15 years later. I mean,
they're willing at the time. But then he derailed careers though. I don't come in. I mean,
comedians like female comedians. I don't know. I think you knew the story. Not that I'm aware. No,
not that I'm aware of. I never heard. I think that was one of the accusations.
So it was that.
Did he derail there?
He derailed there?
Like he did think.
Maybe they just weren't funny.
I mean, he was never considered that.
I mean, probable.
It's probable.
They were, he wasn't accommodating or he made it difficult
for them to come back and get a gig or something
at the comedy club because he had that much juice, though.
For them, at the time club because he had that much juice though. For them at the time?
Why would he though?
He had no beef with them until they came out years later and were like, Louis H.K.
Louis K. Jerkdoffern from us.
But there was people though that he supposedly fucked over their careers.
Well let me see while we're talking.
Let me see if...
Well they say they paid a price for not putting up with his with his bullshit though
Right his pastory. Yeah
I mean you've been calling out you be calling me out all afternoon and everything I've been saying was right meteors
I didn't say anything about it. I didn't I wasn't involved in the conversation
Q's like I don't think that's true and you're like oh, yeah, it turns out it's not true. So, so he contested
it. You were wrong. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, right. No, no, no, no,
you said that a meteor is going back to a conversation. You probably heard 25 minutes ago
out of context. You said that if a meteor falls on your property, that you have to turn
it into the government. And Q said, I don't think that's true.
And then it turns out you can keep it,
you just can't sell it, you need a permit to sell it.
I thought you could only keep a certain amount of,
of ten pounds.
Yeah, so it says, no, ten pounds.
Okay, so let's say a meteor the size of a buick.
Yeah.
Lans in your backyard.
You could only keep ten pounds of it.
Well, I don't know it says you own it
So I don't know we got to get a meteorite expert in here
I wish get him was here. No an expert. Why he was wrong. He was wrong about the first thing I told you I may have just miss
Mistakenly not heard it correctly
What Louis CK did he's literally never supposed to work again as long as he lives. No. I mean, that's what they're saying.
It's like some social media.
You don't see it as no-one ever.
What I'm saying is that I don't agree.
The audience to me in a comedy club doesn't have a right to...
I agree.
The culture of a comedy club is such that it's just like, yeah, people are going to pop in.
You're going to hear things that you don't want to hear.
You may hear things that you disagree with.
Don't go to a comedy club if you can't handle it.
That I agree with.
What I'm saying is the idea that female workers in the club don't even get a discussion
over the fact that they're forced to work with someone who has admitted to being like
a, you know, a sexual pest.
No, he said sexually irresponsible.
He was irresponsible.
But my point is this, like what you're saying is,
there shouldn't even be a conversation, fuck them.
They get another job.
What I'm saying is like, well, why?
Like, what, why should they not be a conversation?
Because they worked there.
Why does Louis CK have a more of a right to work there
than that waitress who's been there for years?
Because if you're agreeing to work in certain environments,
you have to accept that there are going to be times
when this kind of thing happens.
We can't, every time you get offended by something.
We have to accept this kind of thing happening.
That is kind of...
His history, his history, his history.
He fucking apologized for whatever he did.
He won away for a year or so.
Now he's gonna do comedy again.
Fucking relax, man. Like the guy did not rape anyone.
The guy didn't assault anyone. The guy did something that the all the everyone all parties agreed was like creepy.
It's not against a law to be creepy.
We're sexually irresponsible if you jerked at any point they cut a left they decided not to because I like wow
This is fucking weird they decided not to leave and then it's only after everyone tells them like hey
This was wrong that they're like oh, this was wrong. So now I'm a victim
That I need to be treated with people
Telling them that social media
Social media like gigantic leaps of conclusions of your in your that you make up in your own head though
You don't know how well how they came to those conclusions if they thought it was wrong how they came to the conclusion
It was the people who were who were bringing it to light. You don't know who anybody else told them you don't know that
My feeling is if you're going to be offended by anything do not go to a comedy club if you're that fucking soft
Don't go my feeling because you have to know that Louis
C. K. May show up or just go see comics that you know
Are go see Jim Gaffigan. Yeah, the nicked up. I don't know Jim Gaffigan and hot water recently
How it came down on craft beers talking about how there were too many people were offended
I sent it to Walt. Yeah, but that's Jim Gaffigan's level of offensive. That's I'm saying people I think can handle that. So people could have the craft beer
industry was all up in arms. But what what should happen? No one hit when
when jet win who's this guy CK shows up on stage on an out. Who's this Louis CK? Is
he something like the Ariana Grande of comedy or something?
The fuck Louis CK is. And I'm not saying Louis CK shouldn't be
a lot of the two clubs. That's how I'm not saying Louis CK shouldn't be allowed to do clubs
That's how I'm saying just to be clear, but what really what I would like to see happen though is that whole fucking club
Poor out of there
Just he shows up he they know why why would you want to see that though?
Why wouldn't you just want to see the people who are offended poor out? Yeah, so I'm saying the people are out who don't go
Yeah shut the fuck up and leave be like no
saying the people are out who don't go. Yeah shut the fuck up and leave be like I know Louis K was going to be here. Yeah exactly if exactly let the free
market decide if Louis K shows up and more people stay than leave he won't
give you getting gigs then you're okay then you're okay if more people show up
than leave then you're okay if not the people who don't want to see Louis K
or get your money back you as a patronage no no if you leave who don't want to see Luicy Care or trade it or whatever. And get your money back, you, as a patronage?
No, I don't think so.
If you leave.
I don't think so.
Comedy clubs are what they are.
They're drop-ins.
They're changing schedules.
You're going there for a certain thing.
I don't think you should get your money back.
So like you, but you're like, well, I didn't know he
was going to be on the card.
Yeah, it's a what?
Yeah, but like you know that going into the comedy seller
that you don't know who's going to be there. People just come into. So what about like, if like you know that going into the comedy seller that you don't know who's gonna be there.
People just come into it.
So what about like if dice shows up same thing,
and he's doing like really, really raunchy whole,
like a homosexual, um,
I mean, he doesn't really do that anymore, but yeah.
Let's see, he just,
I got a after trigger from a water fountain that
up the baggy who's.
I don't think that's it. I don't think that was a fly today. I don't think that's it.
I don't think it would fly today.
I don't think, I think it's a point.
It would fly for like somebody.
I would have I would be like, what is he doing?
Why is he saying this shit?
Well, I'd say he did do it.
He came back, the dice man's back, and he did that stuff.
And the audience aided up?
No, the audience could they conceivably be like, hey, you know, I want my money back. I didn't sign up for this.
They can ask for their money back and the club may choose to give it back.
That's fine. I don't carry the way. I'm just saying it doesn't seem like if I
on the club, I would give it back. You would or would. I would not. You would not.
Because then you're setting a precedent where like when I worked in the movie
theater, there were people who were like,
hey, I didn't like this movie.
I want my money back.
And it's like, fuck you.
You go into it knowing you might not like the movie.
There's no guarantee.
Just like at the comedy show.
There's no guarantee that you're not going to be offended
or triggered or you know what?
I'd want my money back if I were there
and Amy Schumer showed up.
I'd be like, well, she's not fucking funny.
That's a waste of my time.
I want my money back. Do I deserve it back? I don't think you'd be entitled to it back. What's up? I don up. I'd be like, well, she's not fucking funny. That's a waste of my time. I want my money back.
Do I deserve it back?
No.
I don't think you'd be entitled to it back.
What's that?
I don't think you'd be entitled to it.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't, because I go in there knowing
that some of those people are not gonna be my cup of tea.
Right.
And you don't tell me,
don't they?
I don't know, maybe.
I was, I don't know.
There was a pause.
You looked at me and said,
I don't know.
You were very pleased with yourself. I thought that with the way you, you want to end it on that, because you felt like you were, me and said, I was like, you were very pleased with yourself
and that you wanted to end it on that
because you felt like you had you were like,
I'm not going to get any higher in the soapbox,
say fuck it, tell him Steve Dave.
I'm going to nosebleed up here bro.
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Drinking down the ice the lake
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