Tell Em Steve-Dave - #391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh

Episode Date: October 20, 2018

#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

Happy Halloween everybody Walt here. Before we begin the Halloween episode, I've just got one more call to action plea for you guys to send in those T E S D Christmas letters that I asked for you guys to send in. What we're doing here is asking you guys to send in an old school letter almost like we did when we wrote letters to Santa or our kids where you pick a topic that you want to hear Tell them Steve Dave discuss on the new Christmas special coming up later This year we're gonna read your name and we're gonna read your Your topic that you want to hear discussed you know, you give me three. Give me one I don't even care. I just need one because I promised Brian Q that I Would deliver a male sack that I would deliver a male sack that I could dump on the table that would just take everyone's breath away. And after one week, it's the male sack is looking pretty, pretty anemic.

I only got four letters in. I know, I know writing a letter is like basically like milking a cow at this point, you know, nobody knows how to do it. But I'm not taking any emails. No, it's got to be old school handwritten letter, what, you know, that we can open up on air. So please, don't, don't force me into panning the, the mail sack with, with not real letters, but I will, if I have to, because I'm not going to go to that table with only four letters but come on. Getting the Chris of Spirit, write TSD letter and you can hear your name mentioned on the Tellum Steve Dave 2018 Christmas special, all right? So send those letters to TESD Xmas

Car of J&Bobbs, 35 Broad Street, Red Bank, New Jersey, 07701. I repeat, T-E-S-D-X-Mess, Car of J&Bobbs, 35 Broad Street, Red Bank, New Jersey, 07701. All right, man. Let's get into some chills and thrills with the 2018 Tellum Steve Dave Halloween Special. and thrills with the 2018 Talim Steve Dave Halloween Special. Get ready and get a firm grip on your Halloween goodie bag because you're in for a full evening of Halloween horrors. Tonight's marathon of Halloween horror will continue in a moment right here on TNT. Next. The honeymoon's over when Gloria Tauber discovers I married a monster from Houter's Bay. And up next, what does Baron von Plenigant have up his sleeve for the boys on the Tellum's Steve Dave Halloween special? Nobody does monster vision like TNT. And the begins of the night.

The souls get the power. The souls will get the power and turn it right time. The cat will be its night. It's going to be 5. Who is 148. I'm scared. I want to watch you. It's okay. Please go. The demons are coming. We have a lot of hours. Tell them Steve Dave.

It's okay. It's okay. I Tell him Steve Dave Start the show I could tell you and nowhere the fucking in gear. You're just babbling. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave Halloween special Walt 2018. 2018. How many years in a row is this? We had last year with the special the green screen thing. We had the year before with the alleged medium.

Right. Well, that's right. That's right. It's got to be at least four years, or if not more, maybe five. Tradition. How tradition. She has to ease about traditions.

Not enough of them anymore, traditions, right? Well, America has kind of moved away from the traditions. You know, people want new traditions. You know, it's okay, Tudor. I saw the other day, the NFL has their first male cheerleader. Good tradition to start. Because there's a lot of ladies like football. In 2018, yeah, I think it is.

I think it is. No, that's gonna matter because I'm a sure he's gay. But like a lot of ladies like football. I don't see how it can hurt. The NFL needs all the good PR they can get right now. And, you know, dude, doing some raaras may it may help you know deflect some other criticism in other areas. You burn your night keys I hope?

No, I could care less. So what do you got for us Walt? What do we... You got it? I mean unless you want me to talk for it now because I got shit my notebook. I went to the cheesecake factory, bro. I was going to fucking kill an infant. I was going to, I was like, alright, I want to hear this. What do you, it's this thing where like, look, you had kids, you know, two girls that were like, roughly the same in within that same age. So if

Caitlin is five, Alicia's one, you go to restaurants though. Are they screaming non-fucking stop? My kids didn't, but you got to understand. I mean, you're, you go to a place like that though. You can't, you go to Fomajira if you want quiet. You don't want kids. From Masjure so 1992, I would say char. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's where you're going to get it.

But cheesecake factory went for lunch. I mean, in all fairness, it was school shopping. But this kid was little. This kid was like a little bit older than a year. No, and I say, didn't stop screaming because he was frustrated and angry and nothing the mom did was saving this kid. And the dad, now this is the dad.

His elbow's in the, and then just like this. Oh, God. Now, if the dad is like that, what the fuck do you think it's like for people whose kid it is not? I mean the dad's probably just you know, he's at his wits and he doesn't know what to do. I mean I mean, you know, he didn't have a weed wacker in hand. You know, I think he's in a fucking window. You don't care about shit like that.

For moments afterwards. Could you, in the, could you busy hoping no one called the cops? Look around my neighbors, I'm like, you better fucking be cool. Since it's just,

you whisper. Could you institute a rule though? That's like, look, if your kid is, yeah, because it's like, look, if your kid are to start, if this kid's disturbing you too, right? Think of everyone else within your shop.

Not one person is like, oh, that's terrible. Do you think that they don't know that though? I would take my kid out of there. I would just, the level of the screaming, I think you are an asshole if you sit there with a kid that's doing that shit. I agree. But yeah, it's tough, though,

and maybe you just, maybe you just place the order, maybe you got like, that's a, that's a hundred dollar meal if you got like a family. Well, it doesn't sound like the husband would be that upset if just she left with the bed. No, I'm sure you would have loved it. I mean, it's great. I had to move though. Yeah, he's not going to be great when he gets home though. He stayed in the middle. No, but you know, he's going home either way and he's not going to be happy either way so you might as well get a good meal out of it. Yeah, and if that kid's

screaming is any indicator of his normal behavior, It was unreal. It was unreal. It was fucking unreal. I couldn't believe that. I'm like, so this is it. This is society. This is what everyone has agreed is acceptable. The fucking corporation won't tell. I'm like, look, you can't have a fucking...

What if I did that? As an adult, what if I just sat there and screamed? Why is it okay for a fucking baby to ruin everyone's fucking meal but if I do it it's not okay. Yeah I agree. I should be allowed to do it and they shouldn't be able to fucking throw me out because I would be like what about him. I think expectations were an adult. I don't know if it's fair but I just think that we hope I think as a society we've agreed

that expectations for a grown man should not be on the same level as an infant. No, it's not expectations of the individual. It's expectations for the atmosphere. What you should be able to reasonably expect when you are going into like a cheesecake factory which is the cheapest place in the world, you're paying for something, you know? I mean, it's not a doctor's office where I'm like, okay, a kid is screaming. That makes sense. Yeah, it's sometimes you know, if you feel a little sympathy and you know you can make that woman's day You're that family's day if you walk to everything just like hey, I know I know you're dealing with some rough times right now Is there right? Can I can I get that kid away from me like how about I take her kid for a walk?

No, no off we go over and offer that kid candy or do some an active kindness can go a long way that kid may be remembered at You know like I said He was like a year and a half and he remember and shit. Well the mother I wanted to smack him right off the fucking goddamn High-chair like it was a bar stool like it was some drunk ass. Oh, I And but I I didn't I was ready to leave and oh wait the way just oh, yeah, the way just in by I was like I got a move I was like and I felt that like I was like Like shaking it. So I'm like I got to move. I was like, and I felt that, like, I was like, like shaking a shum, like, I got to move.

This fucking kid is driving me crazy. Why are you shaking? You've got the babies crying. Because it's so fucking irritating that these assholes are not being like, did you go into therapy yet? Not yet. Yeah, obviously not. How long was it before when we come like, uh,

funny on the meds they gave me? How long was it before you started boiling over? How long was it, baby? Carrying on probably 10 minutes? That is a long time. It was a really long time That's a long time, but I had already I'd already moved once because they go to see us, right? Any other way cheesecake factory is set up is like booths And then there's like this sort of almost community type seating where it's like here's a table for two

Here's a table and they share a long bench. Mm-hmm so this table of eight goes before us. Then they go and sit down. And then they take a table or two. And they attempt to sit us right next to this table of eight. And I look at the guy, I go, are you fucking kidding me? And he's like, what? And I was like, I'm not with them.

I go, I'm not with them. I don't want to sit there. Hi, I'm just, come on. Why the fuck do I have to spell this out? For every fucking person I come into contact with? Why are you so shabbly treated everywhere you go? I don't know. They must be like, okay, here's the fucking asshole

that they could. They have a room. Pigeon just do it. You're on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it.

Why is that so upset? Right? You could just as easily be like, I'm a table fucker. Why is that so upset? Right? You could just as easily be like, oh man, do you mind sitting there? I know, because he really was taking a back look, all right? Well, you're cursing at him. Yeah, but I'm just like, why do I have to say this?

Because here's my thing, would you want to fucking sit here? Because if not, what the fuck makes you think anyone else would? When there are other tables available, why the fuck makes you think anyone else would? When there are other tables available, why the fuck are you sitting with these people? We sound a booze. Who would have thought that would have been

the better fucking table? But so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, so they go, start screaming. You know why? God punished you. Karma. Karma. Why? Because I'm like, you curse at that defenseless employee. You may feel like you have to take my shit.

Yeah, he does. Yeah. Just like that. Take that shit because we fucking yeah, he has to be like, thank you. Fucking date night was ruined too. Date afternoon. Date afternoon. Yeah, it's a kid screaming in the goddamn. Who was it? Was it really, who was it ruined for you and your date? Well, I think what happened was I ruined, well, the kid ruined it for me and then I turned ruined it for her. Bye. Yeah.

Part for the course I imagine. I mean, I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. 9 out of 10, I would say. I'm not going to say 10 out of 10 times. Data's experienced a failure to watch several times

Tunnel Tonya Those like she's like just has to move just has to move cuz she can see me like Then upset but I'm just like get all get the Johnson there's nothing You would rather have me leave than a kid who is ruining literally 30 other people's 40 other people's dining experience. They'd rather have me leave That kid doesn't even have fucking money. You know what? If I saw someone rant in Raven, I would rather have the rant in Raven adult leave. I wasn't ranting in Raven at that point though.

I'm saying they wouldn't walk up and be like, yo, you have to fucking calm this kid down. Did nobody ask you to leave them? No, I know. But I was saying no, they should have walked up to the family and been like, we can't have it. We just can't have it. We just can't have it Somebody goes online and post about it and then people parents start start to go I'm not gonna eat at a cheesecake factory because you don't understand How a part what a parent has to go through you know, do you think I want my parent my child acting like this? You know and she's Fuck you I didn't is on my kid

It's no one else's kid there except yours. That kid is your problem, not my problem. But it comes cheesecake problem though. If they go online and cause a ruckus and they start to have parents, but like, well, I'm not gonna go there anymore. But good, don't. It's a dog effect. Don't, that way we don't have to fight through 80 fucking strollers to go to the bathroom.

Cheesecake Pro. We don't have to fuckless into screaming kids. I don't think cheesecake wants that. It's not worth that bad PR though. Business. These bad dining areas are very good. Think like a businessman. I like a self-recessal B. All right. I'm already out of business because I'm thinking I pick that fucking kid out of selfish indeed. Oh my god. If I thought giving that kid something aside from like a finishing stroke to the head would

have silenced him, I would have done it. But this kid like no matter what they did, he didn't care. You could have broke out. It's excellent. It is funny. Hey. It is funny. And I wonder if like we pulled every human in the United States to find out in this exact

situation how many people child murder would even enter their thoughts. Yeah. Look at all. Where is like you're like you're just pulling a fucking jail. What? I don't know if anybody would be like oh my god I'm gonna pound this kid on the head but to finish and blow the shot of up in a cheesecake factor. If this is him a year and a half.

What the fuck are you gonna be like later on? we're leaving that's what would have happened to me I wonder how to do anything we're in the ground round we're crushing pants we're watching cartoons the smallest thing we're like we're out of here yeah but your childhood was you look back on as it was in a good one though so maybe it's a different tactic they're taking rather than the other route let's spoil this little come instead of making sure everyone else is okay. You know, happy Halloween. Why don't we jump into the game?

I'm gonna go to cheesecake factory on Halloween and just scream. I'll be like, Hey, man, I'm dressed up as a little kid who fucking ruined my goddamn lunch two months ago. But what they moved you. I can still hear them. Put your budget. It what they moved you. I can still hear them. Put your budget. It was, I got it. I got it hasn't, like I said, it hasn't inspired me to stop eating out as much.

I eat home way more now because I just can't deal with the shoddy service screaming kids. Bad. You're not for me. Not for me. Bad. I do work. Bad. All right. So it, the, the Halloween special? Yeah. I'm not for me. Pop. Pop.

All right, so it's the Halloween special. Yeah. Very intimate. Not taking the consideration of all the people who are filming it and sliding it and taking pictures of you right now. But, just boil it down, stripped it down to yeah. Mono, I'm on. You leaving. You versus bride in a winner take all fashion. What is the winner take? Well, you have to summon a certain fiend. And he will give you a he will deliver

just one fact tonight, but that fact may change both of your lives. Well, it will actually only change one of your lives actually will change both of your lives. One of you will be devastated and one of you will be touched by God. Wow. He's like, he's like, Brian fucked your mom junior year. Related. Or maybe I'm elated. And you're like, oh, who's devastated? You're like, say it slower. One of you will, will ascend to divinity. One of you will, I was actually not to send right? What's with what when you elevate? Okay, send to divinity. And one of you will, oh well, I was actually not to send, right? What's with what when you elevate? Okay, send to divinity and one of you will descend into

oblivion and the darkest pits of probably depression, now the loser. I hate to say it, but it's gonna get worse. Wow, it's gonna get worse. Well that sounds like something to me. I want to scream twins or cheesecake factory. Hey, man, that just got to be winners and losers. I know, but he's my friend. You think I want to I want to dam him to eternal depressing oblivion? Oh, no, you're telling me you're not going to go after this with me. No, I'm going to do it. I'm going to I don't want to be I'd rather him than me.

That's a thing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to find a difficult, but you know, one of us has to go. You've got to have that killer. I'm younger, you know, I got more time ahead of it. He's due for a hard to take any day. I mean, I know that Baron's going to be looking for who's got that killer instinct. Who's ready? Who's going to be willing to put? I just said I would fucking hammer a fucking year old in the head. Right. Can I have the game right now? But I want to know

if you can put your foot on your friend's throat. I want to know you can run him through with a fucking sword right through to fucking belly. Yeah, like I'm like, hey, let's go for a mafia style. And he's like, I totally trust him. Like I know. Why are you getting in the back seat? Yeah, like, all right in the back. It was present like new bird, like a ferover or something. Okay. You would be crazy. I don't know if you can kill you. Like asshole. Thankfully, you will will not be asked to kill one of the one of each other. You won't be asked to kill tonight. Just a bit asked to, you know, metaphorically, and metaphorically, slay the other. So if you, if you

slay that ass, whichever one of you would be so kind as to summon the barren we can begin. Okay, so this is the first test if you know the, yeah, this is the op Brian Johnson on on top of his game. Sharp knew that I was putting a test out there. How do I thought about it earlier? I would have memorized it. Come on. Alright, hold on. Uh, I know what I know it ends. Darkness. Darkness. Darkness. Round out light. Yeah. Here before me. No. Being the theme of fact, appear before my site. Close enough. See you now. caveat and poor bitches. I have about one fact to deliver. I'm not sure of our

relationship with the Baron. Are we friends with him? Are we you wouldn't it doesn't seem like a friend I was a bitch like like yeah, anything like you your friend. It seems more of like a derogatory like All right, you're just humans, right? You're just barely so by default were bitches All right, well then why do you spend all day fucking spout and facts out of it? Bonito friend all day fucking spout and facts out of it. But when you feel I know to keep to kill the time. To blow your mind.

I enjoy blowing human beings. Mine. Yeah. Like it's like a past time for all kinds of parents. Mine. Scott. A

Scott. Parents notice plural. Barons. Barons. There's a barony in as a Barony lands in hell. I don't know Find out because Barony acres like it's where all the like how Chalmo clusters all have to be housed sort of in the same vicinity and shit like all the barons live together

Child Malin. No, not because that You're just segregated Vine creatures who are above human beings, and we're supernatural. Baron hell is like Louisiana in 1950. And who's handing out these baronies? I don't know. Like what do you get like knighted?

Yeah, do you remember it? Or is it just something you always have been? I've always been a Baron. Okay. Before, before, when the earth was just a speck of dust, I was a baron. Waiting for a human being to tell my first fact. So the baron is here to tell us the big bang theory is real. Maybe, maybe.

But, again, I only have one fact to tell you. I can't keep telling you. I've got one on Halloween night. I can give out one fact. I just have one more question about the Baron It's okay. Is his first name Baron Von Flanagan or is the title of our title is Baron and then Von Flanagan So there's a first name somewhere in this right I cannot tell you tonight But yes, oh wow, it's like Rumpel still skinny. He's the Gidham of Baron All right, so Baron as a first name, that's interesting.

Um, I wanted to be like Bob or something. Like every year on Halloween, the baron offers a contest for one human being. A chance to become a god. A chance to become a baron. If you choose to participate in this contest, you will call upon three barons, a colored cabal. Wow, wow, wow, that's an indication. What's that? What's going on? That's not cool, bro.

I repeat. Baron American. A colored cabal. Baron look around 2018. All right. Fiends who will with the series of riddles and tasks lead out the one who is most worthy. Only one who has beyond average qualities will be offered the privilege of becoming a baron at contest and you both wish to participate. Knowing shortly the loser will face a lifetime of shame and regret. And not giving out

facts that anyone could hit Wikipedia for. Well that's not like it's what we do. Yeah but he's saying it's mind blowing. So maybe what I'm saying is like, am I then responsible for giving out facts? Like, is this a job? This is another job. This is another goddamn job where people say things that I gotta show up and like spout a fact at them anytime they want.

This is like, again, this is like an honorary title. This is becoming immortal. This is becoming super natural. No other baronesses 18 there are no baronesses man Fortunately, right, you can't be getting distracted. you got facts to give out right got about your hoties Welcome around in capes and hats and masks. I'm ready. I can't wait. I accept I accept the challenge. Yes To let us begin First you'll each get

A barren's bugle blow Okay, I see where this is going the Harvey Weinstein barren's. This blow. Oh, good. I see where this is going. The Harvey Weinstein barren's. This is how I got a TV show. This is how I lost a TV show. Can I have the purple one? You can have a purple one. I want everybody to see, especially, I know you're a little German phobic here.

Yeah. That this is a new bag of. Well, you can send me the bag instead of just touching the one part of my mouth is going on. He's like, this is where you belong on it. I like how the bag doesn't even say what they are. It just says value. What are you going to purple? Yeah, I've purple green like a Joker. Oh, do not blow the, do not play a tune on that bugle. All right. Until you are ready to call a two-answer a question.

Okay. All right. Sounds like civil war, like civil war, a dialogue. Do not blow a tune on that bugle, boy. Okay, so each of you get a baron for you, I've already covered that to blow when you wish to buzz in and answer a question. The first one who plays a tune on my bugle gets to answer. Baron's gay, but I'm so sorry.

You won, Keele. Now we know why he's in the hell. I don't know how to be part of this, yeah. So it's already the Bible. Come on, Baron. Hey, God specifically was like, that's a no-no boy. He's like, cut the shit. How many times I gotta tell these barons. I just fucking

I'm on the plate 11 rules Sandblasted that last one off Okay, okay, don't do you understand the rule? Yeah, yeah, you answer a question you got to play it tune whoever blows in first Those in first gets the answer, okay, so blowing in it is a tune then Can we do practice It's not even like why don't you just get a kazoo that way we could have played too real because I want the fucking say barren's bugle Because I want the fucking say barren's bugle

We got it if I ever you ever played a bugle as a young boy no, they did try and teach me clarinet but I didn't think I was like sorry guys. I'm straight and Woody Allen You didn't take any clasin no we had a music class and that's what they tried to play clarinet for a semester. And what it was no go. I never forgot this. No, bro, you played an instrument. Played a trumpet. For a couple of years, yeah. Close, right?

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I mean bigger, but I wanted to play the drums. I was working on a B me a fucking drum set. So you know someone you want to answer a question? No, we got to have Eric and Barron. Let's spend money on that shit. Yeah, not paying that. What's that?

So when you want to answer a question, Yeah. You have to play a song for the Baron. Whoever starts in first, it's the answer for the Baron. How long has the song got to be? Just whoever goes in first. Got to be.

You know, okay. So we should, the whole time time just do this, right? Yes, like this. I just want to go to hell. Well, it's too a jam. It's okay. It is finally time to summon the first of the colored cadre. I didn't think this through. I've got to write this on the fly. I just wanted something to begin with she and Kabal and Tajik. I just wanted something that started with color and ended with people and then you guys reminded me that I shouldn't say that. I got the last word and it wasn't bigger. We'll be shut down right now. All right.

So please open this sealed envelope and your lives will change forever at this moment. All right. So we both read this. Invoking the Jade Fiend ensures my soul and parrord. I'm assuming that's imperiled, is it misspelled? The payment to beckon the bastard Baron, Dactin Emerald. Imperiled and Emerald? Sure, why not? I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go.

I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go.

I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. I've never seen this before. A Korean Baron. This is like the green lanterns and the red lanterns and the black lanterns. Is this some of the colon into question that rhyme? Imperial doesn't rhyme with Emerald? No, it doesn't.

No. Also get him. You're still the greenest of assholes right here. Hold on a second. Cavillade mTOR! Wait, so the green baron says the same thing as the normal baron? We're all barons. You just hold every baron. The black baron?

Uh-oh. We're in the weeds now. Just this thing. Where's our ice? It's the weeds now. Just think we're as high as a column. Same once. The black baron is a fiend of facts. Okay.

I'm about to tell you what the green baron is a fiend of. All right. Beware those of people mind and weak of stomach for the green baron, master of children, of the night. What music they make. I should have said that we'll closer together. It's on a master of master of children. Yeah. I thought there's gittems titles. Problematic as the kids say. As a baron, you'll have telepathic abilities

that will allow you to command all lower forms of life. And to become the Lord of the leeches, the master of the maggots, you must crawl amongst the termites, the blow flies and the lice. And then ascend from the muck and mire as- Look at the black barren toes. As subjugator, as you bob for vermin. Where is Gid him calls it a buffet So that's for vermin all right you will each have 30 seconds to Bob for as much vermin as possible in the barren's cauldron Arat is worth

Five points in the barren's cauldron. A rat is worth five points. A bat is worth four points. A snake three. Why does the most phallic only work three? And a spider is worth two. If you also we would be pulling two 10 point items, can you please cue hand me Sunday Jeff's brain out of the jar. That's where it's been. And Brian Johnson's heart in the other jar. Wow, there it is dude. Wow, I can see that in a while. Not as black as I thought it'd be. As in large, does you thought it would be? Now, also, there is a penalty though, because this is the Bob and Forverman, this is a sore water. So if you happen to pick up a bloody tampon, it's five points off. So you don't want the bloody tampon in your mouth.

It says you. I guess it's the real say so. Barons are prudent. This is diseased, HIV, water. What else? Any blood- any blood born disease water that's what this water is But there's not full blown aids and it just HIV. Okay. Well, that's all right. Why not just say it's blood We'd be walking out in red face and shoot Indians everywhere. I'd be like what the fuck We'd be walking out in red face and shit Indians everywhere be like what the fuck I don't need that eat syphilis syphilis a lot of syphilis is a

Herpes herpes so you're saying it's get us bathwater all the all the ones you all the bad ones all the all the bloodborne diseases all the big ones yeah all right so this task will get you messy right but that someone told me that and and we're doing it first as opposed to the end of the day. I mean, nobody can even the heads of the bring an extra shirt. Do I got to discount it to stash? Go on home and a snooge and shirt. A barren must know when to delegate. So you have the option of commanding a lower form of life to take your place and bob

for you. But if you choose a substitute, Bob, know that 10 points will be automatically lopped off the final score. So I introduce to you finally the barren's lower form of life. And everyone else is incidentally. Wait, so you're saying that if we choose to not do it, we can assign the head bobbing to a lower form of life. Substitute, Bobber. All right, so you got to be good at bobbing your head.

Hello, Mike May. I could jump for you. Now is that 10 points each for Mike and Ming? Or just 10 points for using them? Mike and Ming. Yeah, they're good at bobbing their head so I just called them. They're on their way. Yeah, but I mean, you mean... Oh my god, that's so fast. That's what I was saying. You're already in the bargain line.

You're bobbing it. I'm practicing. If, no, let's say you so go dip, you choose to take a substitute bobber and let's say he has 30 seconds and you're gonna be blindfolded too. Oh my god. Because you don't want to be because I want you to people pulling up tampons you know it's if you can see the tampons you won't grab them. Right? I'm like is this a fucking spider with a eight inch diameter or a tampon I can't tell. So you're gonna have a blindfold on. Okay.

You're gonna have 30 seconds. You're gonna get in there, you're gonna try to get the 10 point brain, you're gonna try to get the 10 point heart, but you're gonna try to stay away from the tampons. But if you don't wanna get wet, you can delegate to a lower form of life, which is what barons do best, and have my lower form of life assistant take your spot as the bother. Both of you can, but knowing full well that whatever point he pulls up in 30 seconds, you chop off 10 points of that though. But if we both do it then it's a wash. Yeah, we basically just started over and don't have to get all wet and shit. Yeah. Can I ask a question, is there a green screen involved in anything today?

Yeah, can I ask a question? Is there a green screen involved in anything today? No, it's right there. Not this year, no. And why is he in that green outfit again? I just thought it, you know, I mean, it's Halloween. I mean, he wore it last year, I thought tradition. I thought I was hoping you were going to say he just showed up to work. Tell them to see Dave, like you said, it's all about tradition.

Every year in Halloween, you can expect to see Yeah, I'm a green. All right, a green suit now. Will you go to because I know that like if I were doing that I would not go on social media because I would not want to hear what people had to I would not want to hear people say what I already knew But didn't want to hear other people say will you still go on like read it and all that shit? And of course. Really? He's a moderate, don't care. He doesn't care.

People think about him. You're fucking awesome. You're really like anybody who doesn't like you. I don't understand him. I don't get it either. I need a bar. I know a lot of them. Oh, there are.

Brian Johnson, your decision, will you Bob, or will you send in a substitute, Bob? It's only been recently that I've been ousted from a TV show and not treated kind of like a star, but I still have sort of a residual self-respect and unwillingness to do shit that I'm like, well, why would I do that? That's for a lower life form. Right. This is one of those times. You will delegate. I had to delegate it to get out rather watch. Why would I do that that's for a lower life form right? This is one of those times We will delegate I had to delegate it to get out rather watch out rather lose the 10 points and then

And then watch get them do it. Okay. I think everyone else would Well, no, I want them going in with the mic. Well if I'm bobbing I Want to go first It's on unfortunately Brian Johnson. we've got to go first. So he's well, then I'm just going to delegate. That's okay. We assumed you would. I was gonna Bob. You weren't really gonna Bob.

I was gonna Bob. Then how about, no, no, no, you can't just change the rules. How about then I only lose five points if he Bob. What the hell is this about? Because he's, I'm supposed to go first. You don't want to go in after all this. Contraversy, you get on the set. Halloween, tomfie, they Halloween.

You try to see. Try to see if all five of them are shit. Fuck it, throw the turdballs at me. I'm playing the game that you put in front of me. Yeah, but you were supposed to go second. All right, low life form. Well, yeah, it wasn't gonna ask you yet. You're just as soon as you would come after

you saw how, get them there. All right, now I'll think about it. But you're, you're saying right off the bat, if he goes gonna ask you yet. Your decision should have come after you saw how, get him there. Now I'll think about it. But you're saying, you might have to bet. If he goes first, you will not. What am I gonna do? No, that's not what I'm saying. But if I let you go first, you will Bob.

If he gets no points, he automatically has negative 10 points. So I might as well Bob and do nothing and have zero points and beat him. You don't think he's gonna be able to pull up a spider, a snake, or a rat, or a bat? I don't know. You have to assume he does it for dinner in his wallet.

All right, I'll go a second. But if you, but if I allow you to go first, you will, Bob, I didn't expect you to Bob, a man of your stature. I was going to Bob. If I should hear like me, won't Bob? Well, I didn't think you'd Bob either with that, with that beard. I don't think it'd be comfortable if you just sit there all night long, all not at all, which is wondering why I mean, why you didn't do this.

You've all seen what I've done with an elephant saying this so I have We also watched elephants in the room I look at him go first But if you I am saying I will I will let you go first if you are green to Bob for vermin. I'll Bob for vermin Get up here, but I gotta me negative five then if you're gonna I'm gonna have something out of it. No, I'm gonna say it. The bear makes the rules. Now change the rules Whatever. I know a guy like that. He's a wolf. I know. I mean I have to stand a shirt. What's that? I've had to get a shirt. You might, can you go shirtless

after you bought for vermin? Can you put on gittems unitard? So just what I bite go back in or is it out once I've gotten it out? Where's this blindfold? I'm gonna round like once I'm done. Do you put a little bit? We'll have captured back in? You're gonna spit it out and give it to me. You gotta spit it out and I'll take it right How uh how long is it? Well, 30 seconds. 30 seconds. All right, he can't say. Who keep fuck keeps texting me? I don't know. Just turn your fucking

I don't know how to do it. It's just a flip a little switch on the side. All right. My is my lower life. Only have a five years. Touch my iPad and make it stop bringing and banging. Yes, master. Yes master. All right, we're ready. Are you ready? Give me, I'm gonna go five, four, three, two, Bob. The driver's going. No, he's not. No, it's not. No, it it's not you said I'm going to Going to like you were describing what you're gonna do. Yeah, what you said Bob get in there. All right, all right five

four three two Bob Got it got to get him. Yes, master. Oh Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh Oh my god No way no way you're right you want to sit back down cute. Well get tally up your vermin. Yes

What was that that's your phone? Is this our mic or is this Chuck's mic? That's ours. Okay, got it. Got it. You promise to work? That's the goal. Give me your mic. That's what you're gonna do to shoot a gun. $25, Mike. Are you ready, Q, for your point toy? I am ready. I'm excited. Hey, Victor, can you remember the score

when I give you the final score? Well, I'll never forget it. Lower life form, please deliver the point tally for Brian Quinn. We have two rats at five points each master. 10 points. Alright. We have a spider at two points master. We have a bat at four points and we have a snake at three. 19. Why not? 19. 19. So he's got to get 29 for you to time me. Come on, get him. So you're you're you're still remaining

with your substitute, Bobber. Yeah. All right. I'm going to put the vermin that Brian Quinn fished out of the toilet back into the cauldron. You know, many people would kill themselves to be in my position right now. It's like sloppy slack. Yeah. Q sloppy sides.

You can pretty much walk around being like I gave Q a blow-chip pretty much I can do that anyway it was as advertised very disgusting uh low see why I want to go first now get him looks like any girl who agrees to fuck him. Brian Johnson we need I didn't tell you this. Second Bobber gets an extra 10 seconds. He gets 40 seconds on the clock. Oh wow earth would that happen? Just feel like doing it. Yeah. Fair enough. How you like the rules now? Fair enough. All right. I remember it's on five four three two Bob. Okay, no I'm okay with this. Now is this a lack of teeth and advantage or disadvantage? This advantage. How come?

Nothing to grab. We talk about Bob and her. I'm sorry. I like it. You know what that headband? You look like an ninja turtle right now. Doesn't it? Like in the middle of the fight, it fell over his eyes. You know what that headband you look like an injured turtle right now. Doesn't it?

Like in the middle of the fight it fell over his eyes. Get it looks like a big injured turtle but like his shell spun around it. I don't want to see what the suit looks like. What T-shirt contest. He looks like the heaviest hostage Isis ever caught. What's your contest? He looks like the heaviest hostage Isis ever caught. He doesn't look as bad as you want him to look. Yet he looks exactly like I think he might. It's a weird conundrum, you know what I mean?

Like I want it to look worse. I like to think of myself as an imaginative person, but I couldn't even imagine what that looks like. But you're like, I guess I did. Yeah, but it doesn't look as bad as I thought I would. I'm going to put the mic power sub-olution to the cauldron so we said the listeners can hear the vermin squirming around in there and the and the lapping of our of the lower life trying to conquer them. five four three two Bob. Oh, we got he's drinking all the water. And.

Always got a rat. Always got a spider. Oh, you didn't get the snake. You didn't go in your hand. No, that's a spider. You did the same. Oh, that's a tampon. He's like, I know.

Get all those two point spiders. You got 20 seconds left, buddy. 20 seconds. He's getting all the low ones. Oh, please give him Come on kind of lower life form are you you could I guess give him that's 10 9 8 7 get it get the brain 5 the brain got damn you three two one five the brain got damn you three two one That's it. That's it. I'm a low point skill ready. Are we ready to deliver? Fucked up. You're stupid. That's why you're lower life form. I don't even know if he closed the 10 point cap Are we ready to deliver the the point tally for Brian Johnson? There's only three tasks tonight fellas So this is huge. We've got a spider, which was worth. The spider was a two. He's got another spider, four points.

He's got a snake, which is worth three points. He's got a rat, which is worth five points. And another rat, which is worth five points for a grand total victor of minus 10 seven points for Brian Johnson. And what did you get 19? 19. So I'm 12 behind. 12 behind is still time to make it up.

The colored cadre of fiends is going to give you another shot, Brian Johnson. Otherwise known as the Crips. I don't get a point from winning the round. You're just running a tally here running a tally. That's what I was asking. Okay. So I'm a 19. Okay.

I hope I've, I hope I've proven to the baron that I'm very serious about this. If the Admiral baron wasn't already green, you would be able to see just how sick what this custody is with one of your performances. Did him's. You're not into anything. A new level of putrid has been reached here tonight. I thought the barren would like that. I depart truly revolted as the scores are Brian Quinn, 17, 19, Brian Quinn, 19.

19, yes. Brian Johnson, seven, 12 points, 12 points. All right, we're all in, Get him. What do you got? Well, you know, for first time listeners, they might not know what Casper is. They may just think we're talking about a ghost. But Casper is a sleep brand. Not just a mattress company. They're a sleep brand.

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I call upon the fiend filled with sin and ososetanic. I'm not going to let you down. Haviat emtork! Greetings, inferiorists! The blue baron graces you with his presence, solving a series of cryptic riddles as a next test towards achieving divinity as a barren. I don't have high hopes for one of you as your abilities in the last round resembled experiment. Just talking about you. It seems like he wrote it ahead of time.

Knowing I would never do it, or neither of us would do it. He didn't even want to do it. Baron is intelligent. Thank you. I will give you four cryptic riddles. And the answers to the riddles are clues to an overall theme of the four answers.

This is where you will begin to blow my bugle. OK? OK. You just stole half of my wedding proposal to whatever girl I decided to marry. So we know what the topic is. Seasonal thing. Rital number one, remember it's cryptic.

A lawyer was preparing a dying man's paperwork. He tried to release some flatulence, but he made a big mistake. Lawyer is preparing diamonds papers. I'll never get it. What? Never. He had... He released some flatulence.

Cryptic riddles. Yeah. You should have spent. Oh yeah, too thorn. No. Below your orange, you should his pants. Oh, yeah, too. Low your orange. You should his pants. I'm shocked. A lawyer was preparing a diamond's paperwork. He tried to release some flatulence, but he made a big mistake. Get him. Please reveal the answer to the critical number. Yeah, I don't get a chance to go. You didn't

blow. That's it. It's over. Now we reveal the answer to the grid. Yeah, I don't get a chance to go. No, you didn't blow. That's it. It's over. Now we reveal the piano reveal it. A diamond's paper work would be a will and trying to release flat silence and making a mistake is known as a shot. So will shot. Narrow will shot. Get the fuck out of here. This is where some dyslexiai fuck both you, man. No way. But that wasn't, you're right.

When you say they'll never get it because it, what? What? Why not? That we would never get it? Because I didn't even know what we were trying to get. Well, now you do. What is that? Yours.

I just talked about it. I get specifically yours. Shit that happened 30 years ago. You got a fucking chance to be a Baron and you're fucking talking about bullshit. Now pay attention. Oh, I get a flu shot. Well, you didn't even tell me what type pay attention. Oh, I get a flu shot.

Who? Well, you didn't even tell me what type of answer we were trying to give you. What do you mean? A clue to the main top as you call the cryptic riddle. So wait, can you give the answer like the answer, not the answer, but the... The riddle one more time? Break it down one more time. Okay.

A lawyer was portraying a dying man's paperwork. Paperwork. What kind of a paperwork? You didn't even say that those were the with that's what we're trying to do I thought it was like what was fucking walks with four legs and two legs and three legs that's the riddle with an answer this is a riddle with an answer because everyone calls them will William I get that you've truncated it to will what I don't get is I don't any of the rest of it I don't know if either one of you are bar material probably not but I'm just saying like I didn't even know that's the answer

We were I didn't know that's the type of answer we were going how did this shot? Hmm. I can't be responsible for fucking dull yards. I can't he tried to release some flatulence and he made a big mistake I tried to release some flatulence and he made a big mistake. Shat. So he shot the bed. He shot himself. Wheel-shat-ner. I said he should have spenced, but that was... Yeah, but that's not Wheel-shat-ner.

That's shat, but it's not the wheel and the nerve. But I think what Brian's saying is, we didn't know what type of answer to get. Obviously, we didn't know. Right, because it was never explained to us. Well, good, I asked you, I said, do you know what to do when you're like yeah answer is it any fun and asking someone they might Possibly get no

But now we know what we're dealing with dealing with dyslexia Yeah, all right same same excuse different games. Yep. Yeah All right same same excuse different game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's completely fucking unclear as to what's going on Would you want to keep complaining? I don't think I know the answer still I still don't know how they came to it Would you like to keep on complaining or driving? We're tearing. Please. Rital number two. Mr. Zapsyk has to go through tons of red tape and he continues to be bogged down.

I'll repeat it. Like am I trying to come up with the name of a celebrity? Mr. Zapsyk has to go through tons of red tape and he continues to be bogged down. Okay, he has to go through. He's got a riddle. It's a statement. What is it? It's like, why does the cryptic answer to those things put it

together? You got to go from fucking, it's not easy to be abandoned. It's not like you just fucking anybody can walk up. You got to be able to fucking think on your toes. That's why only one person has the chance per year. Thank you. Is this a chance? It doesn't feel like one. Oh god. Okay. You've got you're going to get a fucking hat like this. You're going to get a cake like this. What color? You're going to get a necklace. It's not going to be tongues. It's going to be bad.

It's going to be pearls. Why? So it will be a pearl necklace. No, no, no. It's a gold. You'll become a white Baron and then it ended about a thousand years. You can you can graduate to a different color So basically you look like Kentucky Fried Chicken Curve. I've been there before. Yeah, it's like the belt's in God, okay, what's the riddle again? I'm sorry. Mr. Zapstick. Yep has to go through tons of red tape and he continues to be bogged down So what tape okay When he says Mr. Zapstickaps there's no way he's Referred to Mike because no one calls a mr. Zapsick

Brian Quaid has played me a tune Mike Mike drop on my bugle mic drop mic drop. Yeah Lower life Mike Myers Sick is Mike and when your bog down and red tape your myard So we are looking for celebrity names. We're looking for celebrity. Well now what we're looking for is these are all Halloween themes Like Wilshotner that it was a Wilshotner mask that Michael Myers wore Captain obvious Rescue yeah, no like Wilshotner, it was a Wilshotner mess that Michael Myers wore. Captain Obvious, to the rescue. Yeah.

Not when it comes down to the quench. I can't believe that it gets Wilshotner. All right, well I got Mike, right? Yeah, but you didn't get it. Well, you guys should get it. We're getting closer. Again, just I'll write down my fire, please. My fire.

Okay. Number one, Wilshotner. Okay, and you got that control to answer what the overall theme of these answers are. Okay. Question three. The Lone Ranger's Horse got sick from eating fake minerals. The Lone Ranger's Horse got sick from eating fake minerals.

Fake minerals. The lone ranger's horse got sick from eating fake minerals. Lister's, if you can go out now and get a bite to eat, you should be at the bathroom. You come back, I'm sure they'll still be fucking staring at each other and showing how it's weird, the stupid ones. So, fake minerals, what are fake? Fake men as like fools gold like iron pie right. Oh Brian Quinn is playing another queen on my Google. It's obviously silver something I'm not thinking of the right word for Brian Quinn. Please I need an answer your blue.

I say full silver. The name of the lone ranger's horse is silver. We already said silver and a fake mineral when something's fake it's a sham another name for mineral is rock silver sham rock. Hello. Uh-huh. All right. You just like to look at how it's not in words or like to the first two is a name that doesn't make sense right and then now the first two are names The third one is like that so now the theme is broken aside from Halloween three obviously that we're talking about So so this it still doesn't make any sense No, I'm not sure what something's fake. It's a sham. Yep another name for mineral is a rock Sham rock was fake minerals a sham rock Wait, you're supposed to you don't know if you're supposed to break down another name

I'm literal or break down fake. Yes, then oh fucking definitely not a minerals not a rock That wasn't a line from one of your favorite shows breaking bad. I'm mineral. They're not rocks Marie. They're minerals The opposite of what you just said so a rock is not a mineral it is a mineral They're minerals you're the example you're using is a rock a mineral oh My god, you really gotta look it up. No, that's not the question. Is a mineral a rock? Is a rock a mineral? They're not interchangeable though. Is a rock a mineral?

Yes or no? I just need a yes or no answer. It is. Boom. Boom. And boom. Let's move on. Well, no, we're definitely wrong about that one.

Number two, Q is at least half right. He just didn't get the last name. The first one, I can't give it to you. I just can't. All right. this is the final final clue. If no one gets this right, no one can fucking guess the overall theme of what the what the room. I don't know where to. There's no chance. I'm hoping. Well, if you know, this is worth five fucking points. Five, that's it.

With one rat. This is worth, well, how much was This is worth well how much was the most right how much was the most vermin? The rat was five points. Yeah, it's worth a rat brain This you get you get this right you're right back in the game. You should start Karen I'm gonna go into the story of a girl man. Give me a rat's worth Ice tea or you carry it around Can I borrow a rat? Can we try to get that is put on red it be like yeah people are calling five dollar bills rats from now on be like Yo, man, let me let me rat. Tasty makes the world takes. Yeah, so

Ready ready for the final film. Yeah, the prostitutes customer built to a house for having sex with him John Carpenter You didn't blow the wheel Go ahead, you John Carpenter All right, all right, so now you have finally you have control of the board You can weigh in on the final answer to what the overall Theme of those answers were right. Is there a clue or no? That's just. You got fucking four of them up there. Right. Right. Those are clues. In case I can't read my handwriting, we have Will Shatner. Yeah. Mike Myers,

Silver, Shamrock, and John Carpenter. I kind of stripped out there at the end. Sorry. Austin Powers. We're talking Halloween mask. So your final answer is Halloween mask. No, yeah Get him please reveal what the answer is just got to flip it Shots at a camera the film series Halloween By that lack of Well, why but it seems Well, but it seems to be The silence over there is just happening. I just don't understand like what does it say it is a seasonal thing? Yeah, and you think a thing is a series of movies series Halloween

What else would it be a person plays her things things? Perfect place or thing things Well, this is a thing the film series Halloween Well, this is a thing. The film series Halloween. Okay. So you're just you just took things from from each movie and it's supposed to like John Carpenter. We're short of overall theme. Right. Yeah.

So we're sure rock from three like Myers is up from one or is up from all of them. Mike Myers was the fucking name of the killer in Halloween. Don't you remember? Right. Okay. No, no, no, I'm not well shot. No, I'm sorry. Well, Shatner was the mess. He was the a mess but did he wear that mess throughout the whole series

because I know watch the later was yeah I can't believe this I mean I as the camera crew is as shocked at the level I think I think is there their shock that somebody would refer to film series is a thing what else would it be it's not a place can you get me that thing over there? What's that star wars trilogy? Like nobody would say it. The Star Wars box set is a thing, which contains all the movies. The box set is a thing. You're still in the lead still 19 to seven? All right. Cryptic riddle number two. The psychiatrist performed phalacio on multiple patients. The psychiatrist performed phallacio on multiple patients. The psychiatrist performed phallacio, oral sex.

Where did you get a hold of my dysphalography? On multiple patients. It's like you don't even know what, because before it's like silver shamrock, so you don't like I'm a guessing a person, I guess. Chuck, I would put like some really like really, like the stereotypical game music in here as they try to think, you know, you could see the steam. What's the rest of it?

He doesn't even have the barren's bugle in his hand. What is it? It's like subconsciously, you know, it's how bad he's gonna do. Can I get the clue one more time please? Yes, the psychiatrist. No, friend, I'm the only one who guessed one of the last ones. I got John Carpenter at least.

But you didn't have control of the board because you wouldn't play my bugle. Yeah, right. Hey, man. That's what I'm all in this fight. Yeah, I had bust. Psychiatrist. Q, so a test paddy, come up, Aaron,

he's putting his head in toilet work. He's blowing your bugle. That's what I want. I'm thirsty, man. I'm thirsty. Mono, Mono, put his foot on your throat, run you through whatever it takes to fucking wear this hat. But when you say divinity though, I thought that Baron lived in hell.

You've always said he lived in hell. Yeah, come back, back or forth to visit you guys. But if I go to hell, then I'm like, what's up Baron? Like now it's like, now it's the VIP section is here, regular people are here. I'm like, oh, I'm right next to you anyway anyway so it's a big deal. The hell is that? I don't know how we're at. And you gotta keep any believe. Oh my fucking Liberace or am I a baron? And the band. I forgot what the blue baron is the cryptic riddles. Cryptic riddles. You need an answer here the

psychiatrist before Felatio on multiple patients. Five, four, three, two, you're too busy trying to fucking make jokes. I thought that was a point. Yeah, there's all about it. It's all about it. All right. All right, Quinn. Well, in the vehicle.

Doctor, feel good. Yes. Try it. What is another name for a psychiatrist?, yes. Try it. What is another name for a psychiatrist? A shrink. A shrink. And what's another name for Felatio?

A bowl of job. Head. Drunken head. Shrunken head. Drunken heads with an S though. Because he gave multiple patients. I didn't know the Andes made thongs. Get him. He's ain't got my whale tail going.

Are you wearing two pairs of on the way? No. All right. So just wondering. Can I just ask, do you understand why it's shrunken heads? Not at all. I'll explain it. Another name for a psychiatrist drink drink

multiple patients perform phalacio Lacia was head heads multiple patients So yeah, so shrunken heads so when I when a prostitute is like oh my god I can't believe how many heads I gave tonight. I feel like this not But you know, I don't understand why you guys do this every time I don't know how many heads I gave tonight. I feel like that's not what she says. But you know, I don't understand why you guys do this every time, no matter what we play.

It's wonderful. I wonder why you do. Do you give me the chance to be the Baron? You don't. They're so like stuck on being in like rigid, though. You have to think. No, literally. I'm in it every time.

All right. You gotta be playable. I'm gonna be playable again eye while receiving oral sex. Alright, what's the clue again? He's so cocky. Except Matt, ironically. I prefer to eat the yellow eye while receiving oral sex. There's no way I'm having to get this. I prefer to eat the yellow eye while receiving oral sex.

Is no way I'm having to get this. The yellow eye? I don't even know what I, like, am I doing the opposite? I'm getting confused with... Yeah, like, is the yellow eye the pee hole? Is this something these guys came up with? I congratulated themselves for being so clever and us being so dumb. You don't know.

Probably. Uh, uh, I prefer John this. All right. Yellow-Y is John this. You got to blow the bugle. You can't keep your lips off that barren bugle. So you just was made for my mouth. It's right in like a cork.

All right, Brian Quinn. John this. John this. Yep. I prefer to eat the yellow eye while receiving oral sex. John this. John this head. I'm sorry about his.

When you cook an egg and you don't scramble, what does it look like? Looks like an eye. Oh, good God. And we already established another word for oral sex is head egg head Egg head. No, you know you established that it was heads to be fair So what the fuck so if you say that? multiple people multiple patients heads

oral sex singular head deck. So how did we get to egg again? Yellow eye is another name for egg. Oh, you never heard that, Kim? It took three seconds ago. Some wait just as you said it's part of the lingo. I don't know if you know that way. Hey Siri, don't eat eggs. Our eggs called yellow eyes.

That may be on my abilities. Yeah, you and me both see. You do it. Yeah, Siri must be stupid, right, kiddo? I guarantee it is, I looked my abilities. Yeah, you and me both. Yeah, Siri must be stupid right? Get him. I guarantee it is I looked it up. Yeah. Yeah. All right, riddle number three. I love to excite my girlfriend. That's it. Said get them never. That's it. Well, I know that I mean Zeg. I love to excite my girlfriend. Simple. This is the easiest one. Egg. I'm excited, my girlfriend. Simple. This is the easiest one of all of them.

Egg. Yellow eye, man, egg. I seem not being on Google about eggs being called yellow eyes. Never been done. It's like, get a man titted, enter into urban dictionary, and then they're like, it's tricky. I did it. Yeah, they kicked it back like three times.

Wait, so can you read it one more time? I prefer, oh, wait a minute. I love to excite my girlfriend. I love to excite my girlfriend. I still, I'm Tidaly. Tidaly. Tidaly. When you excite someone, you thrill them. And for most people, a girlfriend is a her, thrill her. Thriller her. There's but no way you expect us to get that. How? How is that not right on the right right down mainstream? How do we explain it in this weird convoluted way that doesn't quite

make sense? But I'm not getting it. It's real. It's meant to be convoluted. Give me the answer. But it's meant to be when you excite someone. Yeah, you thrill them. Okay. And most people's girlfriends are hers Thrills where we're so what about the whole part of it. I love to That means nothing. I love to excite my brother. I mean that means nothing right not every word me is has a what the fuck Some of these so half the sentence doesn't matter sometimes a cigar is just a cigar But you know, I've been showing me a cigar We are

friends. I'm going to get to my girlfriend. I have to give you a complete sentence. Don't I? I just can't say love to excite my girlfriend. You can't just say excite my girlfriend. Yeah you would that wouldn't be fair. It would actually be more fair. Way more fair. Excite my girlfriend. Thriller. Yeah. I expect I love to, should mean something. I love to, should mean something because it's meant something in every other one. I love to means like, look, because then you start to try to figure that out. Because now I don't know where in the sentence to start.

No, it could be the last word. It could be all the word. It could be the first word and that's it. None of the other words. That's why the riddles, they're not all easy. You know what a real means. Yes. I don't know, they don't know what a rhyme means all right all right that is makes no sense when you got one more shot here

you two of embarrass you have one more shot yeah we have better stars yeah you're wrong fucking half a sentence that means nothing I prefer to eat yellow eye while receiving moral six that's the next one no that was that that was that was that good right how does that how is that not no make sense? How does I love to like my father's never been uttered out of a human mouth before today? Yeah, that's a little reason And to it's just all right final riddle this goes Final riddle and the chance to guess the overall fee. Yeah, you're you ready? Okay, no is that Michael Jackson's thriller? I'm gonna do any answers

Do not give them any more information. You talking about that's the answer. It's a clue I already know the answer am I allowed to you got to be able to fuck the answer I got a guess a little which I'll never have I know the final answer 137 137 would have got it Brainsills I did that for years He's the final homo sapien on our planet He's the final homo sapien on our planet

He's the final homo sapien on our planet. Yeah, it is lips. I want to blow your bugle so bad. When answer the question, he's the final homo sapien. Oh, um, blow the bugle free. Say it. Don't make that mistake again. Right eyes. He's the final homo sapien on our planet. Don't make that mistake again. Shhh! Right eyes? He's the final homo sapien on our planet, right eyes. Ehh!

Fuck you. Now I'm trying to think like this asshole. I mean it's Vincent Price. It's definitely Vincent Price. The final homo sapien on our planet would be the last man on Earth. Oh, the Vincent Price won't be. Yeah, right. Oh, right.

Oh, no, you're gonna give it to us. You got it. Have we gotten one? No, you know, point seven had on it. No, we had John Cooper. That was a, oh, yeah, we got John Cooper. So we don't have a thing for it. This is the final one.

No, I don't have a thing for you. Bryce, it's like even though we're technically against each other, I always feel like we're against them. Yeah, I know. And that's why you lose all time. That's why I never forget. You should be fucking turning the tables on him. You should be throwing it under the bar.

Boots in the throat. Remember, boots in the throat. Soared to the gut. Just come on. Enough. I have 10 jobs. I got to get to. At church today,

the priest gave everyone a peck on the cheek you don't order to start the goddamn sentence that's the thing I absolutely that makes sense but you're afraid to say you're afraid to look foolish you're front of the barren no remember you've been blown my bugle all night don't worry about you don't worry about it. Look at my good There's a group of people all at the church with the priest it's mass And he gave him text on the cheek which are kisses. Mass a kiss. Fuck you. It's not even a word. It's not even the fucking word. What a mass of kiss.

But that's not what he said. Kiss is not kissed. He's like some kiss. He was it was it was after it was no after though. It wasn't taking place. It was it took place earlier in the day. So it was kissed. Mass a kiss. That's not how to spell.

Kissed. Right. It's just that's the sound. That way. You saw this spelling before. So I'm parralled. That makes total sense. Sure does. I think the words you guys are looking for is sadistic, not massive, sadistic.

You're right. Right, massive kiss now. Massacist. Thank you. All right, clue number two. There were no words on the Stephen King book I ordered. I think she knows. I'm almost afraid to say it. These are self-professed Stephen King fans. Oh, I know. All incredible.

Oh, yeah. So because we like Stephen King, we're supposed to get some bullshit riddle that you two idiots fucking made up that isn't going to make sense at all. You keep using that excuse. All by Johnson's putting his lips on the bugle for the first time tonight. Now going by the fucking rules that have been established. I'm gonna use a word that is a totally different word and means nothing like the first word. I wanna say empty tomb. Is that empty?

Like empty tomb. Can you tell us why you thought that? Because empty. Explain it to us. I love to hear this. Okay. Oh, they're so fucking condescending. I don I love to hear this. Okay I Don't Be in a baron I don't want to be a baron

It's so douche I Don't Baby Why Why Brian Johnson doesn't want to be kind of Sent

When he keeps talking to the camera like Jerry Springer Is Is it Like you're like doing double takes to the camera like Jerry Springer. I know. He's about to give his final thought. You're like, you're like, can't do a double taste of the fucking home audience. Yeah, like me, like me and you and Gidemore all to claw in each other's hair and shit. Steve the fuck.

Please, I wanna explain now, what kind of work was that was. So wait, the sentence was, there were no words on the Stephen King book I ordered. Okay, so no words, which would be empty. Yeah. Stephen King writes very big books, could be referred to his tombs Empty tomb it's fucking Halloween

Like holy shit like He's kind of got stupid news words that mean nothing you spelled kissed completely wrong That's a kiss no you spelled it wrong. I didn't spell it wrong I just want you to say the word mass and then you were packing the cheek mass kiss Miss kiss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss Okay, so now we're gonna Extrapolate into like oh fuck this Empty tomb

Good assumption the only thing you got fucking right tonight is the fact that you assume that was wrong. I got a Right when there's no words in a book, it's blank. Yeah. And a Stephen King book would be it. One of his most famous books, Blankets. Blanket. Thank you. Oh, no one. No one wants 60 books. No one watching this. It's the biggest movie he's ever had. I've seen two people get a correct. Two people get a correct name. He's not me in him.

You said book, you didn't say movie. Right, but you're saying he's written a hundred books and I'm like, yeah, but that's one of his most famous books. I didn't pick some fucking book that was ever heard of, like Brian did. So if we did blind show, a shank redemption, it would've been as as correct. But it wouldn't make sense though,

but blank it makes sense. It's a word. No, okay. Sure. And I didn't say a tone was the title of a book. I'm saying a tone is regarded as like one of Declan's emails or a very book. Why on earth would you go?

You don't think your answer makes more sense than blank it? Uh, yeah, and so will everyone else. Oh, I think you're wrong. Yeah, I go. Oh, I think you're wrong. Wait, a series. Hammer, there's Motherfucker, and Twitter. What way does he end Reddit? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait asked Siri hammered his mother fucker. Oh, what did he and read it? We have her him. Let me just get this straight.

And we're we're idiot. The battery calls upon you. You're lower life forms. I command you to fucking hammer him every day for a month straight that he's wrong. Drawing pictures of you have to. A lower life form, I can't take this guy. Let's just get to that. Alright, so you know when it was blanket, could you write that down? But be honest, you can't, you cannot hammer me if you don't get these. You can't be like, yeah, who are stupid?

If people are playing at home. No, but once they hear, once they hear what they're playing with the real smoothies. Anyone who gets something other than John Carpenter It makes I know the answer super smart. Uh-huh. They know once they heard it They're like oh yeah, duh. That makes total sense. Okay. They're willing to hear you say it. Yeah. Well no Yes, man Okay, my home Depot has the best selection of lumber. Let's fucking go

Come on you gotta get one of these right wait, so which my home depot has the best selection of lumber That's the next riddle my home depot has the best selection of lumber I Look at the face My own people may have nothing to do with it. I've been like you're still focused stupid We would have to and get them like get them who came up with the bullshit Look, you know, we're gonna come up with bullshit and then we're gonna fucking voice them on you and see how well you guys do and Why would do why would the clue be in the You know, I won't have the flow that this has got.

You want anybody want to blow my fuel or are we just going to sit there? I don't know. Spinning. I think it was the only one wanting to blow it. All right. Please reveal what this does. This guy's fucking bugle mouth. What's the other word for lumber?

It was bugle lips. What? There we go. Oh, very good. Right. Yeah. And the selection at a store is known as its stock What stock? My home depot has the best lumber. Well, you say anything about a fucking selection fuck you man You didn't say selection we got it. We got it. I'm fucking tape. I know I did I

Redded fucking three times. I said my home depot is the best lumber, you know, yeah. But it's also backwards, it would be stockwood. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's just like Yeah, it's just like It's just like see it just like see it's just like see it's a shit here. They will never say You give us no rules and we're supposed to figure out the lopping off of half a sentence the flipping of words Even when you fucking people mean when you talk I love he says there's no rules any complaints about we're breaking the rules No, there's no rules to break the rules. Why is there what? High rules do you like when you watch a game show? Are they like? the rules. What are high rules? When you watch a game show or they like, we'll tell you afterwards what the rules are. Or maybe even during, if you're lucky. What was the rule that I reveal after you

fucking gave that you have to swap them? That you could be getting a penny point in this sentence. It could be the first half, the second half. It doesn't matter. None of it. And then it's like, and then you're derided for your intelligence, lack of intelligence. That's what we're lacking. All right, last clue, somebody's gotta get control or else no one's gonna be able to even take a guess at it. My new diet consists of one green bean and bananas.

My new diet. What's a new diet? Ask all. My new diet consists of people, people. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. My new diet consists of people! My new diet consists of one green bean and bananas. One green bean and the bananas. I really want one of us to get it. So my new diet, I'm gonna go with fat.

Right? No. No. Don't do it. Alright, because that's what it is. That's what it should be and isn't Yeah, what's a new diet? It's a fat and that one green bean a lime a bean is a green bean and a banana mm-hmm No bananas bananas. Yeah, it doesn't matter bananas. Well, what's bananas bunch? I gave heads to so many banana

Banana's bunch I gave heads to so many banana Banana's bunch All right One green bean is anybody gonna blow my bugle that's a thing you give us like fucking 15 seconds to figure out shit That's so much that was a lot longer than 15 Even vampire for long in 15 seconds check put a little time in there It's like what why create a game where it's like I don't fucking never gonna get it It's like why create a game where it's like I don't fucking they're gonna get it I don't understand it and then they can and then they've gotten one just so complaining I don't feel I don't feel as dumb getting every answer wrong as he's lost

Shit All right, so it's fat are we at least close is the fucking first word at least fat? No, not even close. Get them. Please reveal the final answer. One green bean. I wish you would reveal the final solution for you two One green bean would be a pee and when someone's bananas They're nuts. P nuts. P nuts. What about my diet? No nothing to do with it has nothing It's a way to get to the it's a way to get to the clue No, you could just be like Why you can't possibly defend that what are you talking about?

You got a new diet isn't something we should be thinking about I need to make a sentence out of it Don't I to deliver P and nuts? No, you need to make a clue that fucking leads to an answer it did okay No, you're saying if I was just one green bean of an ant and you know what I said, lime of bean and that fits too? Why wouldn't you be like, meet me at the urinal in the mental asylum? And then you can be like, people are nuts.

He's not already better. Hey, that's not a bad cryptic riddle. Thanks, I might have the makings of a bear. If you're gonna get it on the board, yes. But okay, but you knew it was a seasonal thing, right? I might have the makings of a marriage. If you're gonna get it on the board, yes. I get it all right. But okay, but you knew it was a seasonal thing, right? No. You know, it's our seasonal.

Oh, is it reveal what the overall fucking theme was, Gidham? Wait, we don't even get to... No, I've got control of the board. You could have written it down up there. We couldn't because you wouldn't be able to see it. Seasonal thing? I told you what it was before. Yeah, I know. It was a block going on, though. Okay. I know. And then he's going to go. I forgot to

explain to them by number. Clue number one. Who's a masochist? Tell who's a masochist? Charlie Brown's a masochist. Oh, why is he a masochist? Because he's always, he's always trying to play football Lucy. He knows she's going to take the ball away from him But he keeps on trying is it make lots of fun? All right, who likes a blanket? No, who carries around a blanket all the time? Linus oh What was the name of the bird who hung around with Snoopy? We know what it is we know

No, we know what these are Okay, what is it that no, we know with these are The overland through still what you're saying a seasonal thing yeah Like the great pumpkin Charlie Brown great. Yeah, that would have been it. I would have been worse fucking five points It was the great Pumpkin Charlie Brown you do something specific to that like how his Like how his pillowcase had holes in it so all this fucking candy is or they were given him rocks Just can the blue bar and just go back to hell? Yeah bring whatever fucking I just give you a fucking riddle please

I never see the blue baron again in my life. He's definitely the most annoying smuggish fuck the worst baron in the world Has the post told as the point total changed at all? No, it's still Blue baron is just hellish. It's but you thought the blue baron was bad Has the post told as the point total changed at all? No, it stills 19 to seven. Blue Baron is just hellish. It's but you thought the blue Baron was bad. You thought the blue Baron was your worst nightmare. Yeah, I did. Because now it's time to call upon the fiend of fiends.

The most dreaded, the most heinous, the most genius. It's been with a James. The most genius,on of all your final challenge awaits with this. You've brought my last one. Hopefully they can read it. Rancid demon both super and unnatural. My soul I offered. This is something in the crimson fiends of a unilateral. The wicked and pliable Baron has arrived with the last hurdle you will face, caveat emptor. A hurdle at the man's unilateral as well as lateral thinking, because before you sits despicable, Baron of the Pravity, sits the spicable baron of the gravity the red baron the baron of

dyslexia. We just played dyslexia. No, you played cryptic riddles. Oh, good. I can't wait until two Halloween specials from now the Baron has classes over his best. For every dyslexia clue, you get right a point five point. You know what's happening. We're in hell. Right. But we're not parents.

They ever will be. We're being tortured. We're being we're in hell and we're being tortured. That's what's happening. So every dyslexia clue you get correct. Awards you five points. Is this the last game? There's the last one.

So I went. No, you don't know this the last game? This is the last one. So I won. No, you don't know how many clues there are. But I know how many were you writing. But that's what I'm going to do. I got actually a founding Brian. Could be 10. There's 10 and that means there's 50 points up for grabs.

We're not going to get any points. I love your confidence. He says, wait, but he's totally discounting Brian over there. He should. It's only because I've known him by can't tire a lot of speed for me All right blow your blue goals when you think you know the answer And get him Why you know how to turn the sound off I didn't we fuck

I can lower thing Thank you, you use these are new use that my fucking awesome t-shirt a green t-shirt that's a lower thing that's pretty funny thing one thing too lower thing lower thing that's funny obviously the red barring is the barring of dyslexia yeah I have been controlling a mortal that you guys know more fondly as water you look like I feed with all the dyslexia clues. He's the muse. dyslexia clue number one. None solid Adam. And these are all Halloween related fucking answers. We got to flip them. Would you like me to write that on the board?

Halloween theme. Okay, they do not have to be flipped. flipped no incorrect or I'm going to give you guys a handrake thank you okay what is it none have ever needed it more thank you what is the cloagan none solid Adam Brian Johnson blade blowed my bugle I sucked on your bugle a little bit and I'm ready to say all how those you boom Five points Well to nineteen twelve to nineteen you're right back in this Brian John Wow Here you guys are taking us a lot more seriously. You're right. I do. Yeah, don't you want to be a baron? A white baron is on the line right here. I want to tie so badly. Is there a tie breaker or if we tie we both get to be barons. There's a tie breaker. I get to choose a wins

There goes those random rules Barbatories. Yeah. All right. What do we got number two? J from radio shack What the fuck is the opposite of J? Hold on. No, no, no, come on man, give us a little time. As bad as it is, it makes it no fun. Okay. Well, I may have it. I don't know what the opposite are, really, or shake it. You know, Bob for apples.

No, it should be Microsoft S holes. If you guys are going to go flip it, Microsoft Apple, not Radio Shack. Radio Shack makes crappy computers, Apple makes good computers. Oh, it doesn't make computers. Yes, they did, the TRS 80. Otherwise, it was a trash 80. They still make them, yeah, I know we love it. No, they don't.

They're out of business. 18 A.B.O. Apple is still in business. The first trillion dollar company was in the news. 1886 we were on TRSE. OK, all right. OK. Oh, why are you not going to argue about the Bob being the opposite of Jake?

I'm not arguing. No, it's his counterpart to say it's an opposite. No, I don't know that I would say that. I know what I would definitely say that Apple is not the opposite of Radio Shack And because of that because then I have to be like oh and what they're referring to are their computers from 1986 I mean come on You guys are better you guys are better than this right?

It used to be anyway How we relate an answer so it's sad to watch such a magnificent team fall so low Yeah, we've been watching it all night sperm and tumor All right, so the opposite of sperm. I was gonna work with you The opposite of sperm would be let's say egg could egg. Could be balls, could be vagina, could be ovary. That would be Halloween themed.

What's the tumor? Yes. What the fuck is the opposite of the tumor? Spurman tumor. Not having a tumor. Is the opposite of having a tumor? That's like... This is how the Baron gets off.

Yeah. Well, that's obvious. Yeah, that's a good thing you can't see below the table. Looks like you were bobbin for those bloody tampons. Well, I take care of the Baron form while they stay with the bomb and he's probably the Honda, this sperm and over. I'm pretty close to him.

Well, I'm pretty close to him. I'm pretty close to him. I'm pretty close to him. I'm pretty close to him. I'm pretty close to him. I'm pretty close what he said Primus close when he said Don't give them any fucking help. Okay. I wouldn't give you any help Well, I'm giving them the answer now, so I'm off You know, except for some fire and I had a full bladder I'm not giving them any help except for the fucking five grand that helped raise for his teeth already So the opposite of sperm is egg

It actually it went to fabric to make that soup the opposite of sperm is egg. I actually went to fabric to make that soup. The opposite of an egg. The opposite of an egg. The opposite of an egg is or. So, egg's or. And the opposite of a cancerous growth, which is a tumor, would be a non-cancerous thing, like a cyst. Oh, so an egg's or cyst.

So really there's nothing to do with tumor. The opposite. The opposite. The opposite. It is not you think you think you think opposite of the opposite yes because if I had cancer in my wrist I would

not be as bad as upset as having a system I risked to lock it up neither with anyone else it doesn't like the opposite so it's benign versus malignant you've got a lot of things are that fall

into that category but they're not a Halloween related exercise is Halloween, Halloween related. Yeah, the word exercise system Halloween related, but that less little fucking clue is not. How is it not? You can't go from tumor to system, be like tumor, like, cis is the opposite of tumor, because one is benign and one is malignant, which isn't even necessarily true. You can have the night. If we want to use the word, exercise, could you come up with a better way to get an opposite? Can you think of anything that's better than that? The new furniture. Seize your entire class could come up with something better than that.

Oh, I'd like to see that. And that's a special needs class. Yeah, in case you didn't know. If we need to have her at home, we need to put you fine a point on it. You're stuck. I know what you're laughing about. I don't know what you're laughing about. I'm in the lead. You're in put you fine a point on it. You're stuck. I know what you're learning about. I don't know what you're learning. I'm in the lead. You're

in the lead by a hair. That's all I need is a hair. I've been all the way to the back. Bunker of comedy. Bunker of comedy. So what's the opposite of a bunker? A stevek? Well, is it the bunker fish? Because then what's the opposite of a bunker fish? stevek. Well, is it the bunker fish? Because with them, what's the opposite of a bunker fish? It's a seagull maybe, you know? Seagulls.

Yeah, it works. Flake seagulls were probably flying around with the birds. It's Alfred Hitchcock. He didn't blow to be ogle. It was joke. And it was wrong anyway. Yeah, it was joking.

He's joking. I was joking. All right, what is the clue again? Bunker of comedy Let's see opposite of of right. Yeah, let's go with a simple one It depends on what your definition of of or I guess but no the opposite of or What's the end? Yeah, so that can't be right. I want to Google that to Or and or Treehouse of horror

The office of bunkers underground a treehouse is above ground so is everything else that's above ground like house the tree house is above ground. So is everything else that's above ground like house the office is hard. And how could you not know that though? The opposite of comedy is hard. No, it's the bunker part and the of part. What was up? Wait, so so the bunker of comedy, tree house of horror. So before and an or were opposites now of has no opposites. All that's just opposite. Okay. That's my fault. That's my bad It doesn't you should have known that from previous Previous ever ever ever have we ever put a substitute a word for Why if you played the game many times? Yeah, believe either of us think about

the game many times. But you believe either of us think about never what this is. The promise that is dyslexia. A second after we leave here. Except to be like my god ones and next time where we're gonna have to play dyslexia. You're wrong. Oh god. Totally wrong. Be careful. Be careful with the Baron's people. Oh no. We're about 18 more in the fucking value bag Return those I have to fucking back and seal them later and get our down 98 back All right, you ready pure tanical bottle fed Pure tanical bottle fed remember Halloween theme. Yes, please As we seem to have to remind you every three minutes every other fucking clue we have to remind them and all that's the only part that I'm clear on The only part

What is this Puretannacle sure a taboos fed is the opposite of bottle fed as a word or bottle and fed so you're not gonna Get your own fed has a hyphen is considered one word in this clip. Thank you. Okay. Thank you lower life Um, I know you why have all of a sudden you've been allowed to give fucking answers I feel sorry for them and look where I am and I feel sorry for them He can still muster pity So bottle fed Because I'm assuming that probably incorrectly that the opposite of period tanical is evil bottle fed

You keep using that word. I don't think you know what it means Trick or treat Trick or treat I don't know Yeah, we agree why wait but the opposite of the paratical is it is a trickster is a trickster trick and Is it is a trickster? Is a trickster trick and a bottle fed, you know, you get in a shove in your mouth, but you know, you know, you find on your own nice treat Trick or treat. It's like this is like the affirmative action of Overseas Slutty nurse the opposite of Pur tanical is slutty and a baby it's not bottle fed it nurses i thought that bottle fed i thought breastfed i didn't think

no i uh... i i i don't like that the uh... the slud shaming going on by the target sergeant and don't you know that baron these costumes exist i can't you to ignore them with is not uh a huffington post isn't doing their job, but you said But you said Puranico the opposite of it is slutty and I don't think slutty is a thing man I think that that's a part of the patriarchy. No, I don't use the word slutty, man I think it's in patriarism You were to go online right now and type in slutty nurse costume

Well, you you have fine anything online't, I would be ordering one for someone. Yeah, but everything's online. I'm just saying, I don't like it. I think you guys are slut shaming. I think that you guys. I'm slut shaming, we're celebrating it. By putting it in the slux here. You're making it the opposite of good.

Yeah. Well, slutty. Right, that attitude right there. A slut would sleep around more than a pure tannical person would person would right? Well my point is that sleeping around isn't bad And there's no such thing as like once one keeps it You know on the on the dry side one so all slippery so what's a big deal? We don't care what it's like Call them a slut. I think what Q saying is like pure tanical. Why couldn't she use naughty?

I think what Q saying is like pure tanical why couldn't you use naughty? naughty is the same thing is I'm telling you Oh, yeah, but wait, so we're going on opposite sound like and in order I select it all right next clip. Wow. You guys really it appears your privilege was showing that has been scrubbed of slutty Nurse costume because it's 2018. Are you fucking kidding? costume because it's 2018. Are you fucking kidding me? No, there's plenty of them on there. I'm gonna go out.

Because I was kidding, but if that shit's for real, I'm upset. All right. Doll shield radio shack. Can I get the fucking horse to water anymore at this point? No. We already know what radio shack was the opposite of before. Doll shield. We got that one we got. yeah, because it could be totally different

All right, um sharp shield What's the square right now? 1217 1219 okay, so five points Separate you know, I'm it You need to get if nobody gets this right you need to get the last two then to 7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7.7. Alright, what's the cool again? Doll shield radio chef. Something apple. Yeah, I'm gonna say sharp. Doll sharp. Sharp.

Is that Halloween related? Oh. You can't block it. Oh, Brian, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is it razor blade and apple? Well, go. Oh, shit. He may have just locked this down. I'm happy for you. I love you. I'm happy for you.

What to say that sharp is not more of an opposite of dull than fucking razor blade is an opposite of well you forgot. Doll is the opposite of razor. Shield is the opposite of blade. How is shield? What does that mean? Shield is the opposite. Is shield and a sword blade? Got your defense against the blade is the shield. I'm glad you got it. Yeah, I really have. Because a win for one of us, I feel as a win. Yeah, I know of this.

Feels like a win. I'll drink fucking vermin water for eternity. It is done. And now we accept the new baron. It's all right. Two more. It was a man. You can't catch up. Sure you can. We have 12 and he only has 24. Oh yeah, I guess not. Whoa, he can't even fucking do this. We have to go. We have to go. We have to go. Go back. Everyone rewind and watch his asshole. Two minutes ago. Miss and everything. As he talks over us, try to fucking figure out the goddamn clues

And we'll see what I don't miss Wow Repeat it is done and now we accept a new Baron into the ranks Congratulations, sorry, Brian. I got to leave you behind. Where's my vermin soup? I want now. I would ask the loser of tonight's contest to read aloud the poem that will from here on out call upon Baron von Quinn So Brian I know this is shameful and devastating for and it's almost humiliating At the poem for the guy that just bested you but it's like kind of rubbing your nose in it, but Bugle And then Brian will read it and then he'll come in It's like kind of rubbing your nose in it, but that's what I'm doing. I may as well be blowing his bugle.

And then Brian will read it and then he'll come in. Where's the, uh, I got all back here. You don't know. The first sentence is absolutely brilliant and he's going to appreciate it more than you know. Yeah, well, don't look it again, because we just, let's move this out of the way. Here are your pants. Oh, awesome.

So put the pants on. All right. Now you notice they're not adidas. You don't want to durn adidas until you're barren for a little bit. Okay. Here's your barren shirt. Oh, okay, cool.

Okay. All right. All right. I see the all seeing eye. Yeah, I see it. All right. I should I don't even know if the tag was still on here. Your cape. There's some clips on there.

Thank you. Again, you're you're a novice barren. You'll graduate to a much nicer costume in a thousand years. You don't have a necklace of tongues, but you do have a winning medal. I'm not even kidding, Q. He gave sage the same medal for no reason. I'm not kidding. Your hat. It's not a top hat yet. Hey your baron skull man.

I see you put that on and then put the hat over it. Oh, I know that way because we got Brian O'Ready. Okay, ready? Oh, adorned in white. Listless schlub Ivy Becken. To cackel at impenent facts with no bite. Finally a fucking rhyme, a real one. Welcome, brother Baron in training. That's right, while you may be a fiend of fact,

for the first 1,000 years, you are in sort of a probationary period with strict rules. Only certain facts are you allowed, and you have a deadly limit of five facts a day. Here's a list of your approved facts you will be allowed to recite. Did you didn't throw a fucking confetti at him? No, it does his first fact. The choreography that these two dance is amazing. It's really amazing. It's amazing. It's really amazing.

Lessor then. Also, you don't get a thunder clap right away, either when you read your facts or real cape. You get his bath towel. All right. So these are the only facts you're allowed to. What we're going to let you do a run through a couple, even though I have to this, you only use one a day. But going forward, you will since it's a celebration tonight,

because you've joined the ranks, you could read a couple tonight. Twelve of anything is a dozen. Wow. Back number two. Okay. Blue is a color. One more. No more confetti you got a thousand years of this ahead of you a thousand more years I like throw it up at least not right in his face no don't throw it in for it will be crazy to fucking clean up for the lesser One more though, we just want one more. A square. I have four sides. BELL RINGS Wow, I can't believe I lost.

I can feel it right now, brother, Barry. I've been a probie before, and I'm a probie now. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, bro, with this, like I spend a thousand years putting my time in, no problem. There's gonna be a brotherhood and a camaraderie that I'll never experience. I get to live forever. Yeah, they treat you like a. They treat you like this. Do you get, does he

get to control him? Oh, yes. Absolutely. So get him as no chance of being a baron ever. Ever. Wow. I didn't know that until right now. That is a sunny disposition for someone in your position. But I, and you can never try ever again though, Brian. I don't know if you realize that. Like next year. Oh, no. You can't. Yeah, you're out of it running. Oh, he's with you guys. He's a he's in he's in barren town with the it does have It's perk I get the barons and the sex offenders Has its perks Brian I get to mock morons at least once a year And the rest of the time you're blowing his bugle sad. I don't know that it's worth it. Tell him, Steve Dave. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween. That's what you're doing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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