Tell Em Steve-Dave - #393.5: Tea Time

Episode Date: November 20, 2018

Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them

You got to be really desperate to get high to do this. Just tell me the formula. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why is it so big? Please tell me at your time, I need some broth. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha parts, brick and records. So we have some other people here. We've got Walt of course, and a couple celebs you may recognize from Hocknuts, Ming Chen. What's up everybody? And Sunday Jeff. Hello. So Sunday Jeff, I got to ask you this question, right?

This occurred to me the other day. I have a girlfriend. Gotcha. Let's say she, for whatever reason, goes into a coma that they don't expect her to emerge from, right? Mm-hmm. And so she's in the hospital, you know, how they keep people in hospitals for a long time when they're on coma.

And there's video footage of me going in there and having sex with her while she's in the coma. Mm-hmm. Obviously people are going to be upset by that. I'm going to think of an animal. But I break out a document that we had signed and notarized earlier before this accident even happened. I didn't case she ever went into a coma. I would be allowed to do that.

Am I still viewed as a monster? Maybe I'm gonna be viewed as a monster by, you know, no matter what you do, but. Oh, thanks. So I look my mother. Wow. Well, if you had something signed and that's something she agreed to, you know, I mean, doesn't have to be videotaped, I mean, can you ask how it was all of us.

Well, yeah, now I can be like, yes. Yeah, carry footage. There are cameras everywhere. They have to keep it on in case something happens. I see Rappener neck around with the IV. I'm in case a boyfriend comes in her neck around with the IV Like the looks of that guy Why is this something that happened in a real real life?

No, I was just thinking about the case it does happen. Oh, I thought there was a base on a true story Maybe it's a Terry Shavo Terry Shavo now if Mary Beth ended up looking like Terry Shavo incident. Terri Shavo, no, if Mary Beth ended up looking like Terri Shavo, I would not have such a problem. Not a lot of people pull off the soap opera coma where they look like beautiful and bad and you know, like who is Susan Lucci when she was in one of her thousand comas in her career on all my children where she looked fantastic in that coma.

I don't think you look like that in a coma. Most people do look like they're, they've been through the ringer. They do. What about Karen and Quinlan? Remember her? She was a big she was a big name in the coma world back in back in the day. This celebrity is in the coma world. Yeah, it was like I remember it was a whole thing. She was an American Karen and Quinlan, an American woman 50, 4 to 85, right to die country, when she was 21, she became unconscious after she consumed value him along with alcohol while on a crash diet

and left into a coma, followed by a persistent vegetative state. The parents wanted to disconnect her respirator and the state said no, the government would not allow it to happen. Even though she had no chance of coming out of this, this coma. Speaking of vegetables, is he recently in the news that... Sparrow, this is good for you.

There is, I think he was an Australian man who recently lost his battle against some debilitating ramifications from eating a garden slug. I tweeted that and people were like, oh, what? You were never young and did dumb stuff. It's like not in a million fucking years. He had a slug. He had a dare. He ate a slug.

He ate it. He ate a garden slug and I guess it had some sort of a rash fix on it. It had rat lung disease or so. It really fucked them over for a decade I think. Yeah, he was in a coma for like a decade. How was his version? He was a teenager in the same age.

I was a teenager. As a teenager, would you know of such toxic things that they would carry? No. I don't think, I don't obviously he didn't. You wouldn't have fucking eaten it. of such, um, no, toxic things that they would carry. No. Like anybody does. I don't think, I don't, obviously he didn't. You wouldn't have fucking eaten this. He's like, this should gonna give me rat lung disease.

Yeah. But I'm saying, just putting that in context that when you're that age, what you do stupid shit. But somebody obviously, you know, like maybe an adult might know about it. He became a paraplegic. I didn't know about it until I read this article. Right.

But like we did stupid stuff. Our parents, what? Our parents swallowed goldfish. That could have had rat lung disease. It was at least to which my mother swallowed according to my father. Yeah, I ain't sorry. Sorry, I ain't sorry.

I gotta put a ring on that finger. I had Batman's server from 1989. Like that could have had some kind of weird back year. And you were even a teenager when you know, I was shocked that you were willing to, like for those who don't know, on a comic book man, we had, we legitimately brought in a box of 1989 Batman cereal and as a throwaway line, we said to a man,

would you eat it? And you agreed to it and then actually ate the real cereal. I did. And how bad was that cereal? It was bad. But it could have done really weird shit to your to your Dietitio digestive tracks, good of a date. I'm sick, but I don't know if it would have killed them You don't know what you know what fungus is in there just like that guy

It was a seal back cracked the back was an open the doctor is in Tell me what what symptoms do you have? But you don't know what was in the bag to begin with the bag was still sealed right? But you don't know what was in the bag in 1989. I know it definitely like they say like There's a certain amount of like rad hairs rad feces those little What are they called? Bull weevil eggs? Yeah, so this this kid Look at the picture on the left that's him his name is Sam

Sam Ballard. And I think people mistook my tweet for being like, fuck, I'm he deserves it, which I did not think. No, shocking. No, I'm like, who seriously, who eats a slug? And then I recall that probably thousands of French people love fucking basically.

Sure. Sure. I could see Ming Cheny. Yeah, I could see you, Enes. Oh, if you're like, I eat that slug, yeah, I probably would have done it. Even if it was one of those slugs. That could have been Ming Cheny. When I saw the machine, I could see you eating that. Oh, if you're like, you're like, I eat that slug, yeah, I would probably, I probably would have done it. Even if it was one of those slugs. That could have been when I saw the machine. You could probably still eat it, if you're hot enough.

I mean, you strike me as a kid who would have been up for like, everybody wants me to eat that slug? Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. You guys think this will be funny? Like, yeah. I know. The slug disappears.

The slug disappears. Yeah. But this is probably the worst possible outcome. Oh my God, it's worse. It's the worst outcome. Because it would have been better if it just killed them immediately, right, rather than live in that kind of 10 years. In that middle ground of being, not really being alive.

Right. He was 19 years old when he ate the slug. He quickly fell ill and was rushed to a hospital. He became infected by a parasite, which is, I cannot pronounce, commonly found in rats, but it can infect slugs and snails when they eat rat droppings. Everything about this story is completely disgusting. Tribute to- I'm going to one up it in a second. Okay.

After eating the slug, he contracted rat lungworm. Commonly found in rats, the slugs, blah, blah, blah, blah, so suffered of severe infection to his brain. My point was, now, there is this new, I mean, probably this new generation is not as into it, but the generation before, very into dares and like jackass type behavior. Like, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to skateboard off this roof where I'm

going to fucking dive off this, you know, into this pool from fucking five stories. How do I remember a lot of dares we were young? Do you think I even dared you to do one thing ever once? I'm sure you did. I'm sorry, from that time, we don't want to talk about the slumber party. Yeah. Yeah. Of course not that. Not that. But yeah, I feel like, like, I didn't do a lot of that kind of shit.

Well, no, yeah. It could injure me. I should. Cell phone cameras, no, yeah. YouTube, no, right. Everybody wants to be famous on YouTube for two seconds. Yeah, they want to go viral. Like, no pun intended.

This guy went viral. You went viral, right? I mean, you look at his face and you're like, fuck. And it was like, he quickly fell ill. Yeah. So it's like, he ate it and those. It's just, yeah, they're like, that him bites. Yeah, and it just went right to his brain

and now the dude's fucking done. I don't know why he'd eat a slug off the ground. I would throw up before it even hit my lips, man. It's a lot of gross. You ever eat a snail, mate? I've had snails, yeah. As a delicacy, sure. I didn't cook, though, right?

How do you know it doesn't have this shit on it? I didn't. You haven't even used your cook. Go, correct? Was that, it was cooked, yeah, it was cooked. It was cooked, so what? I didn't eat all of it dry-fway. Yeah, it was just bloop.

I didn't plucked it. Does this story possibly alter your future eating of a soul? Gastronomical days. I wouldn't eat a raw slug, but I cooked shit. You still eat the cooked slug. Yeah, well, I don't eat cooked slugs either, but I've eaten snails and nothing happens. All right, slugs and snails the same thing? They're probably in the same family I imagine, yeah.

Yeah, without a shell, right? Just looks like the exact same thing. I mean, I just, I'm like, there's so much to eat in the same family I imagine, yeah. Yeah, without a shell, right? Just like the exact same thing. Yeah. I mean, I just, I'm like, there's so much to eat in the world. So much, you go to grocery store, you go in the cereal aisle, you're like, I could eat a different cereal for 40 days in a ride and never repeat that cereal. So there's no need to eat these weird bugs and insects

and chocolate covered roaches. I like variety, man. Yeah. You just had 40 different kinds ofaches. I like variety, man. Yeah. You just had 40 different kinds of cereal. Just eat cereal, man. I don't know. I don't know. Wait a minute, I got something that made.

Not still cereal. Well, I got something that may top that. I want to know if you guys would ever try this. In Indonesia, there's a new craze where kids are getting high, drinking a certain kind of broth. Okay. Have you guys heard about this yet? No.

Yeah, a listener sent this into me and it's a true story. Now, where is Indonesia? It's a Southeast Asia. It's a whole... Should it hold? Is it what it is in the name? Indonesia? Would it be labeled any kind of whole country?

I mean, I think there's some popular cities, but I don't know if it's a third world. Overall, you're talking in third world. Like Vietnam, it's kind of place. Sure. Well, this story may seal it if there was any doubt. Okay, I think they have toilets in Indonesia, though. Like you're not cheating on the beach.

Not just train tracks. Yeah, train tracks, the beach. What kids are doing to get high? Now, you got to be really desperate to get high. You're just tell me the formula. How do you make this? They're going in and rating the garbage and taking women's sanitary napkins and boiling them and then trading the broth.

Do you not believe it? Why? I just don't believe it. I don't have it. How did they be getting high? I mean, what's what would be in that that it would make them high? Who knows? They drink it. It says it's chemical and centipede. It's a chemical. Oh, put it in boiling water. After it is cooled down, they drink the water. It's strange enough. This isn't even against the law. Yadayana, yadayana. What's the source for this article?

Who thinks of doing something like that? I mean, let's just try this. I don't know. It takes all kinds, but somebody thought of it and apparently it gets you a good buzz. But I don't understand like what is the chemical process? And menstrual blood, I mean, maybe the pad itself might have a chemical in it. That's making you high.

But even then, I mean, you have to press that against the holiest of holies. So who was the first guy who tried this? Yeah. That's what I said. It was a whole ironier that don't just accidentally fell on the shoot that night. And you decided to drink it. I mean, it just doesn't make any sense how people just think of this. I'll tell you what, in the throes of like, like when I was taking painkillers all the time,

when there were times when it's like, oh my god, like I'm going through withdrawals, I can't say for sure that I would turn down. Like Suzanne. So yeah, I'm like, please tell me at your time. I'm not telling you. I need some broth. Wow. Yeah, I can't say that I wouldn't do it. So now as a man who has gone record and said that like, let's say there wasn't a getting high

aspect. Let's say it was just a delicacy and it was done by rich people. Right. Like celebs and Indonesians. Right. This is the end. Would you? Somebody on Arrow was doing it. No, I don't think so. I think that's a little, I'd say even crossing the line from Ming Chen for me. They make it pretty. They spring some of that stuff in it. It looks like raggoo.

It just looks like a great soup. Yeah, maybe some gold flakes because you're at a Juppies party. Right, right. You started hearing a breath. I don't think I would do it. Yeah, maybe some gold flakes because you're at a Juppies party. Right, right. You serve a period broth. I don't think I would do it. No, no one would have. No, no one would have.

What if it was a celebs? Or like they only do celebs, only do other celebs broth. They like say Katrina, Katrina. Oh, she's pregnant now. Yeah, she is. Like Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga made you some broth.

Right. This is my own. Right. It's a good broth. Yeah, especially for you. You can turn her white. So my private stock, right? Like literally, I don't think I would take a risking offending her. Well, then you know, the risk of you offending me to Gaga.

Yeah, I don't want to offender. Yeah, come on, a star's born. I mean, she's up for an account. Right, right. And Ming Chen, she was gonna turn down. She was gonna be offended. Like, maybe I'd take a sip. Like, you know, and then what happens if you liked it though?

Oh man, then that, it was immediately addicted. No, no, I said let's take the aspect out that it's a drug use. Oh, okay. Oh, he just loves the taste. It's just one of those exotic delicacies. That's pretty exotic.

Only the richer part taking it and the famous. Oh man. The best soup you ever had. Right, I'd be pretty rough then I would even want to fall down that hole Why is it already come one to month why can it be every day? Give me some soup wow that's pretty heavy though, right? I thought that was pretty good That is pretty disgusting though. I can't figure out what about it would mean. It sounds to me like the jenkum thing. Yeah. Like sort of an urban legend type thing.

Now this is no urban legend here because this is a video proof of a Hindu festival where I'm not saying it's a shit whole country. Okay. Okay. Just because they have 80 rapes a day doesn't mean it's a shit. It's a festival, a Hindu festival celebrating something where they dump all this cow shit. Yeah, we think cows are sick. Right. And into the middle of a square and then these guys go nuts jumping into the shit and throwing it on each other. All the while, well this fucking switch doctor dude does a thing first. This is on live leak.

If you just, we can do it. We have dangerous fire next to manure. Uh, slam a voice. It's also dangerous to have fire next to people. They don't seem to care though. So this guy, this guy does this thing. And then they all get into it. See, they're climbing into piles of cow shit. And look at, like they're slamming it onto each other's heads. They're like, whoever can, like, Why is it so big?

Well, I think because it's like, they're like, bawling it up. Like, look at this guy. It's all, there's hay in it and shit. Oh. Oh, God. So, he just left the table, he's so disgusted. Yeah.

It's pretty gross, huh? Yeah, I, those, those, those, those guys are wacky over there. But Indians are pretty nuts and I'm going to, I'll show you the next thing, which also involves, um, uh, cow shit, which is, uh, goddamn this internet sucks here, it is crazy. I, I don't have the problem with the internet here. Really? It takes so long to load anything. I think it's your, uh, your, is crazy. I don't have the problem with the internet here. Really? It takes so long to load anything. I think it's your iPad. I don't know.

Could be, I mean. I really do, because I don't have to. I don't have to. Why don't you have long delays? What are they celebrating, though? For that one, the Festival of Gore Habba, it's existed for centuries and draws hundreds of people from these two places. It starts with them piling up the dung at the temple and once the free-for-all begins, they,

yeah. Okay, now if that's not enough, Indians are also into piling up cow shit and putting their kids in it for good luck. Okay. And the reason being, it commemorates the day Lord Krishna defeated Lord Indra who brought heavy rainfall destroying fields. Now, let's have got to do the other stuff. I know they did the cow's secret. They got to have something to do with the cow shit. I mean, they're bored over there,

so they're like, what else can we do with this stuff? It's gonna take a second to load on the fucking source. It's basically these people just placing kids in the cow shit and kids crying. But is it any crazier than any other religious stuff? No, I was gonna say, it all comes down to where you're what part of the world you grow up in. They look at some of the things that we as Americans do. I'm sure I'm sure and they're like wow I can't believe how fucked up those crazy

Americans are wack you are you telling me that they shit inside on a on a chair with a hole that takes the shit away it's crazy what about like worth tossing oh yeah bring it back right on that and we thought we were the we thought we were the you know, the super power. We're a superpower. We're tossing dwarfs around. We toss dwarfs. Like African nations, they find a dwarf. They'll kill it for good luck.

Or they'll be headed and like, yeah, it's like, if they find an albino, they think it's a cure for a bunch of different diseases and shit. So they'll like, like, slay the poor albino, they think it's a cure for a bunch of different diseases and shit. So they'll like slay the poor albino and use his parts and they know it's medicine. So here they are.

Now, all these are a bunch of people setting up this thing. And you know what, if it didn't, if it was just the flowers, you'd be like, oh, that's kind of nice. They put them in there for good luck. But it's not just the flowers. It's not gonna work. No, can't just be flowers. They're like, oh, that's kind of nice. They put them in there for good luck. But it's not just the flowers. It's not gonna work.

No, can't just be flowers. They're like, how do we work out shit into this equation? Look at this dude, fall and down. All happy. I mean, the video sucks, but you get the idea of what's going on there in India, man. Right, I think they don't have the hangups that we do about obviously.

So I think that don't have the hangups that we do about obviously so so I think that you have to we Have to stop being so judgmental about other societies Feelings on feces though. It's it doesn't have the same taboos that we put on it Well, I mean, I'm not gonna go ahead and say like you can't do this and launch a campaign against them I can say well, that's fucking disgusting. Because again, who knows what's in cow shit? It could be the same thing as a slime site and stuff.

And sure, and you put your kid in it. God knows what's going to get in their mouth. But they know the risks. I mean, they've been doing it for thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of years though. And probably nothing's happened to them. It probably they probably have gotten great luck from it. Oh, you think yeah, sure looks like it. Yeah, lucky. Look like the luckiest motherfuckers in the world to me. How do you get to that stage? Where does this come from?

Where does it come out of the origin? Let's just throw my child into shit. I mean, it's just like again, no. Where's a few? You wouldn't come up with these ideas. But we put our kid, we do other things. We put our kids in water. We baptize them. Or we do something, or we do any other things. We give them shots. These are notulations that keep measles at bay. We give them these, do we give them things

that they would be like, well, that's crazy. You're gonna pump them full of germs. He's in a country street. You're gonna inject them with mold, like penicillin? So, I mean, we have to start like, you know, stop sitting on our high horse, start looking at these countries where they've done this for thousands and thousands of years

and be like, let's not be so judgmental, maybe give it a shot once in a while. Not to actually do it, but just open mind. I just find... But where's the payoff then? You're like, okay, I'm like, just basically respecting their backwards and I believe it's okay. Respect, it has to come, it comes even when you are puzzled by the behavior. You still have to show it the proper respect,

because it's the way they do things over there. They march to a different drummer. You know what? That diner over by target. I go over there all the time. Yes, I know where it is. There's a wishing well, right in the little foyer right there. Tons of change in that.

It's just a less smelly version of the cow dung, right? I mean, they're throwing in there for luck, trying to wish for shit. Yep. And right, something Jeff, I mean. I took a shit in there for luck trying to wish for shit. Yeah, right something Jeff I mean, I took a shit in the phone with a teacher That just told him off from India We do things right? I think like I mean you can't like come down on these people because they like to like wallow It's just it's just weird how you could have all these different cultures and how they just it's just crazy

How all these different cultures can do. Different things. But, Tosy can be disgusting, but I'm saying it's just, it's just like how do you get to that point? What makes you do that? Where did you get that idea to do that? Because it's handed down, right? But I'm saying somebody had to come up with this idea. Somewhere down the, down the chain.

Have you ever stepped in dog shit and someone told you Well, you're gonna have good luck. Well, no, it's not good. It's virtue on your head. Yes, that's good luck Why is that good luck though? Because somebody got virtue under head and we're like they try to make it They try to make lemonade out of lemons. Yeah, well, guess what? It wasn't good luck. I had virtue on my head. I had to fucking wipe it up look like a real asshole Everybody laugh me. I've heard this happened happen I had a virtue down my head twice Just today on the way here That will do you this will go back. I just have a parody. Well his cage was above my bed

The bottom I was probably in high school so twice twice a night. This was Segal was on the beach. Segal's two times on the beach Not yeah, within you're like that dude. They guys keep getting hit by lightning. Did that Ranger? What if they say a bird never shits on the same guy Never had a bird shit on my head. No, it's not happening. I've had a bird shit on my shirt. Oh, yeah Yeah, but never in my hair in my head. No, no, no, no, has that happened yet? I had a birch in my shirt. Oh yeah. Yeah, but never in my hair in my head. How did you get it out of your hair? Now, I'm getting wild at the beach, so I mean,

I jumped in water, yeah. Yeah, it was a summertime. Mm-hmm. So you just got it all right there, that where you didn't, nothing happened like over the course in the next couple days that might lead you to believe you had some good luck. Actually, I think if I remember right,

I was out there and I like beached and I wound up splitting my lip open. So you had some good luck. Actually, I think if I remember right, I was out there and I like beached and I wound up splitting my lip open. So that was my good luck. You could only get on your body surf, you know when you're probably surfing and you would have gotten caught under the wave. Have you ever heard that before? No, I mean either.

Beached? No, well you know what? Like a whale, I've heard of beach. Yeah, so it's like when you, like if you're like you used to body surf I think, if you got caught the wave wrong, you get caught in the wave and then you'd get caught in the wave, and then you'd know where you are, you're just like,

you could have, okay. So maybe you could have been struck unconscious and died. You could have been a Karnan Quinlan for our generation. Yeah, but I, but that burst on your head, you got some good luck, and you only got to split lip. That's all, that's all.

That's still good luck, though. Right, you sped it on conscious, but it's still, you could have drilled it. You could have drilled it. It's not good luck though. Right, you spent a lot of time. I can't just, but it's still a waste of time. Right, you could have drowned it. You could have drowned it. It's not good luck. Well, surviving, getting beached. That's good luck. You know how many people die per year getting beached?

I get in your car when you go home. It doesn't matter. You don't have to have a birch in on your head for good luck. You know, it doesn't hurt. Oh, I got to an accident. I got a sore shoulder. I didn't get killed, but it's good luck. At the second time, how old are you?

Second time. I don't know. It was probably a couple years later. I was on the boardwalk. I was on a beach. Still teen or you're going to adult with this point. I'm away from the shore. Sunday Jeff. A lot of seagulls. I don't know. Probably about 17, 18. So you're a teen again? Yeah.

Were you with? Who were you with? Girlfriend at the time. Oh, no. So you, um, so you, that one one was it that was a like a year slider You're just got to tip the nowhere I said shoulder didn't it affect the The rest of the evening or is there any romance at the end of anything good to that? So you so it didn't affect anything No, so did you get quote unquote lucky? Yeah, you go under the book. I'm a member with Burt Shit on your hand.

I don't remember it, Taya. Truth. You probably would have heard it. So in other words, he didn't. It's a right Sunday. Oh. You have Burt Shit all over you. Yeah.

I know. No, I don't think I've ever been shit on yet. Not by a merchant. I have been. No, I haven't been. I haven't been. I'm not a human either. Not yet.

Thank God. You would get judged for that though. Like, all these Hindus, they can roll around and cow shit. But if I were to like say, oh, I like when somebody shits on me, I'm viewed as a fecal freak. What's that all about? That's true. I think that you people are starting to be recognized. That stigma is becoming less and less for you people who like that stuff.

You people. Sometimes I think stigmas are in there for a very strong reason. But I think we're, thankfully coming to a point in time where we're not going to be so harsh on the people who enjoy different forms of... That is a way. different forms of, um, fish, body waste. If it involves waste, so be it, I mean, it's not hurting anybody unless, you know, you're both slugs. Yeah, as you get a lung worm in there somewhere. Oh, yeah, it's practically a drinking waste water. I mean, isn't it, is, is it just process?

You're not drinking it straight from the, the little bit of a tap. It's still, you know, just knowing where it came from. It's like, all right, it came from your toilet. It's being processed through and but you're still drinking it. About my bottled water. Oh, that's spring water, it's different. I'm talking about like town water, city water. That's what he showers.

And that's what you're absorbing into your pores. But it's so chlorinated. I mean, let's, I mean, I think it's just let's be let's be Revolution that revolutionary, but let's be on the other side of history here. Let's be on the right side and Say that like you write as correct or no, I like that this fecal stuff that they're doing in other parts of the world It's cool. Nothing wrong with it Just another Saturday night in India Yeah, look like Sunday morning just Just looking for a little good luck.

Well, have they gotten the good luck? Doesn't seem so. I don't think so. They've been doing it for all these years, so I mean, obviously the luck hasn't been turned around for. How do you know? What was to say that? Why?

I want to be on F4. It looks like a ritual. The centuries when they still live in India. What else? You're terrible. I would like Ming. Yes. I would like to tell all of our Chinese listeners, there's a lot. You guys got to be more careful in China.

How so? I go to these websites like Live League,-n-c, crazy shit. Chinese people are constantly getting killed by riding on scooters and not paying attention to where they're going. And it seems like they never just get bumped by another scooter and get up and they're okay. It's always a truck with like 18 to 30 wheels

that just goes over them. They get tapped and where they would normally skid for some reasons Like a magnet their head goes right under the tide right and that's it Is it just there's too many people? Yeah, oh absolutely sure, but it seems there's just so like They look like Sunday Jeff when we're trying to do pucknuts like totally not there just like out there like like he's not even in this world I think it was in China where the bus driver gets punched by a passenger and he swerves to hit her back and he swerves off the bridge.

And the bridge is basically, it looks like it's made out of like rice cake. It's the bus goes right through the bridge and into the water. Yeah, everybody died. It reminded me I was coming to work one day and I was on the Red Bank Bridge over by Oyster Point. Yes. And in front of me was this pickup truck and a small little cab, a very small, very small little pickup truck. And the driver was punched by the passenger

so hard in the face. He's head hit the windshield he told me that, yeah. And his head hit the windshield and the car like swerved over into the lane and then he got control of the car and came back over. And I'm behind all this and I'm like, oh my God, what's gonna happen? Yeah. What's gonna happen next? Nothing.

They just like the guy who punched them just like whatever he was looking at him and the driver, they never like looked at each other. How could they not get hit? Wow. But they could've gone off that bridge. Any number of things I mean number of things could happen at the same time as you have You rush our traffic. How could you not get shit? But I mean, I don't know I would wait till the driver

Was at a light before I punched him right but they you know emotions were heated I believe that's all still he's parked yeah, you start. This all started because the bus driver didn't stop at the passenger's stop or. And he basically, actually the passenger missed the stop, didn't get off and then told the driver to stop as you know as they were going by and the driver wouldn't do it and then they got into an argument. But the driver really should have just waited to punch that late. And he basically got tapped by that. And hindsight, yeah.

And then he fucking got so like lost his temper so much, he fucking drove and killed everybody. And hindsight, yeah, he probably should have waited until better time to hit her back. But yeah, but as a result, 15 is some people lost their lives as when the bus plummeted and, yeah. So the lesson here at Sunnage, if it's don't ride buses, don't punch.

Or jump into ship before you get on a bus. Don't punch people who are driving around. Punch the driver at least. Right. So that's the last person you want. Right. No matter how mad you are, I don't see you punching any bus drivers, though. No.

Unless there's something around a bus. School bus. Or you know, do you ride a bus? Like, sir, you don't belong on here. He's dressed like Angus Yard. He's dressed like Angus Yard. You ride shuttles. I don't know if you park at the airport and ride thatves. I'm a pasta city. Are you right, Shuddles? I don't know if you park at the airport and ride that shuttle.

That's a boss. Yeah, I mean, if you're on the school bus, don't I say I'm on the SCAT bus? So I'm on a shirt bus. That was your late face. I just ate a slug. Well, you know, I'm sure you ride up some sort of public transportation all the time.

You just don't realize it. Like an airplane. Yeah. Yeah. Tell them to see if they've no certainly not we haven't talked about me on these. Oh Beyond you. Yeah, you can tackle your holiday shopping early Ming. Guess what? You can get everything you need for you and your loved ones at me. Meondi sent me this onesie. I wouldn't think I would ever put on a onesie, but they sent it to me. It's amazing.

They don't have the ass flaps. No, it was definitely a Christmas onesie, but I'm here to tell you that onesie is so comfortable. I've worn it twice since I've gotten it already. I didn't even know they made onesies. Yeah, but this thing is warm and comfortable and check it out on our website. Yeah, they sent me some pajama pants

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but I felt it was too fucked up looking. So, Plus you wouldn't have gotten any play. There's dudes that could wear it, pull off the onesie. I'm not one of them. Like Jeff, you could pull off the onesie. He looks like a deranged oneie.

Q could pull off the onesie. Sure. Q could pull off the onesy. He looks like a deranged one. He's just kidding me. Q could pull off the onesy. Sure. Q could pull off the onesy. I don't even did a pretty good job. Get him to pull off the onesy. Sure. Some reason I can't pull off the onesy. Min could pull off the onesy.

Yep, if Mike was wearing it. Yeah. You wouldn't have to pull it off. Yeah. That one has the ass flap. You better believe it. How do I get this onesy? What kind of discount codes am I looking at?

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I'm goofy looking. No matter what I put on. The form is imperfect. Yeah, so I mean, I think 9.9% of like 9.9% had to 10 people wearing a onesie, especially me on these onesie onesie, it's gonna happen. You're going, it's good to like a, it's an afro-dijac. Oh yeah, especially if it's a girl wearing it.

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maybe in the future, we will talk about that. On from now. No, yeah, two months from now. Um, so there was a whole big, Victoria secret thing, Ming, I'm sure you saw this, yeah, two months from now. So there was a whole big Victoria secret thing, Ming. I'm sure you saw this Where someone has resigned? Because of a I don't know wait, maybe they didn't resign Sorry, it was a whole fucking thing where somebody said something about I'll just have to cut this part out. Yeah, I'll cut this part out where I'm stammering. I thought I heard it Your iPad is literally like an animal at times, so like you're trying to tame a lion

I've seen someone struggle with an iPad. It's yeah, it's always it's all you see is these hands just going up and down just going up and down. Oh shit, I had it. Where the hell is it now? Why is it in this work? God damn it. Let me smash this. It's always the internet's fault. It's God damn slow internet.

A Victoria's Secret Chief Marketing Officer apologize for comments that he made. Sunday Jeff, you seem to be the most reasonable man at the table, so I'll ask you. So there's a 2018 Victoria's Secret show, you know, like where they parade up and down in the middle of the girls. Yes. Now, there haven't been any transgender or plus-size models in the show.

So the brand should think about diversity. Shouldn't you have transsexuals in the show? And their guy said, well, you know what? Let me see if you have what it takes to be the CEO or whatever this guy was. Victoria Seekley does not. You don't think he does? I can tell you that right now.

All right, there's more. Thank you. They said, hold on. No, Victoria Secret Show, which is more than a plus size is in everything else. Should they have plus size and transgender in their Victoria Secret Show, which is we said it's a plus sizes and everything else. Should they have plus size and transgender in their Victoria Secret Show, a 42-minute entertainment special? Yeah, I think in today's day and age market, I think is financially in a financial sense.

It's business suicide. I think that it's, it's suicide. Financial sense, I think it is Beneficial to do you're gonna take this big big PR hit on social media You're gonna have to answer questions that you don't want to have to answer or can't have both ways And you're gonna have problems and you're going to have to then resign That's what you should have fucking did what you should have did and as a CEO I would say yes because it's financially beneficial to our company now you transgender's buy flirty little but you could also have people who really

might not really agree with that who have bought and Victoria's secret in the past and they might stop and do that so I mean it's tough to see I think that's but I think today is day and age I think um you yeah, I would I would have some kind of segment on there Imagine like if I liked like a frilly nightgown And my thinking is well, I'm not gonna buy it because on some fashion show that I didn't see I wasn't invited to That I don't know anything about they put some on or channel itself Yeah, I don't know anything about I'm not gonna buy that piece of merchandise because they put some plus size modeling. It's ridiculous thinking.

But who is the show for? Okay. No, that's what I'm saying, for models or whatever, the people, they'll know about it, somewhere down the line, I was like, oh, I was thinking about it. The common consumer?

No. I'm talking about people who are, who always shop a Victoria's Secret or basically wants to, you know, wear their clothes and maybe not might have the same opinions as everybody else, they might take offense to it and maybe stop buying their clothes. So, Sunda, you're saying that, you know, you're watching the Victoria's Secret kind of watch. I didn't say I was going to watch it. Oh, you're watching it though, because, you know, you're the CEO. Of course, you're going to watch it. Oh, you're watching it though, because, you know, you're the CEO of course, you're gonna watch it. Oh, you're the CEO.

Yeah. And you're saying that it makes no difference if it's say a Giselle Boonshin or a lady who has a cock in her pants strolling around. She's got a ball, gender underpants. I mean, it makes no, it makes no never mind to you. To somebody just to see you know. It would not bother me at all.

I'm just saying it wouldn't bother me at all, but I'm seeing some people would probably find it offensive. And then, but you know, today's society and day and age and PR and everything else, they just have to give into the politically correct regardless of what you're doing. As a financial. You see it as give again. I, we, so they just see it as business business. I mean, because obviously it's been reaching out to us. You got to play the game to make it to make navigate the waters and today's world you got to navigate the the game and figure out your chess moves so you don't come unto scrutiny and you don't come

under fire and have people have to resign you might have other companies that never do that and so look this this company's willing to take a chance go on a limb here and actually have this, these people walk down their runways, and they're a tire, and they're willing to do this. So I'm gonna be... Guys like me, in reality, guys like us, they don't give a fuck what we think.

But I know, I disagree. I think that probably you're a big market for that kind of shit because, like, guys to watch the show and then guys would turn around and buy their wives or some kind of stuff. You think a lot of guys like us are attending. But there is most of us showing you that.

You might watch a show on TV. Is it on TV? Yeah. It is? That's shit's on TV. Yes, you got a plane in the store. Well, now I'll change around. We can't have trainees on TV.

Who's watching that though? A lot of people. In a world where we live in and with computers, why don't know what to change around. We can't have trainees on TV. I didn't know who's watching that though. In a world where we live in and with a computer, why don't you watch that? They mark as a spectacle. So the people watch it. It's on in their stores. If you ever been a store is rolling in the background. You can go see half naked women anytime you want.

And it's not just for guys, though. It's for women who want to aspire to be. But girls can, I mean, wow, I can't believe that that's in 2018 that passes and a big rating. Big ratings. Yeah, they make it. It's like, you know, it's like the Super Bowl of, it's not. Applaundra issues. Yeah, they're going to do it in Mexico City this it is a big event. Now they get a lot of ratings. It gets a huge audience. I think it's shrinking every year. But okay, we've covered the transgender.

Now what about the what about the fatty Sunday, Jeff? Oh, the same thing with that. That's all right. They buy frillin' nineties too. Not from Victoria's Secret, they don't. And I think they offer the sizes. No, they do not. So she isn't how would they,

how would they're gonna have a show then if they didn't offer the size? Isn't that what the argument should be about? Don't you think? Like, hey, like, have your ladies, you know, full figured BBWs, they like to feel sexy and pretty. You would have to have product that they would wear to go down the runway. Well, they're missing an opportunity to sell a lot of merchandise though by not offering

those sizes, right? Mm-hmm. But I, I, I, I. But I- They have businesses. I pointed out on Twitter though. They're, look, Victoria Secret has a demo, right? They have, there's some, a target audience. Now, if you start going crazy and including everyone, regardless.

That's what I said before that they would take offense to it and stop buying their merchandise. Well, no, no, no, I'm saying like, I, like I said on Twitter, I can't just go get a job at Chippendales. Too old, they don't, they don't, I don't look like a Chippendale. What's the difference though? That's not, that is, there's a big difference though. Between a fatty and a...

No, because you're looking to get a job rather than buy a product though. No, I mean, no, no, no, no. It's like me playing the game. No, I'm saying a fatty being on the catwalk. They want plus size models, great in a round. But there's testing the limitations. People have any number of pretty plus size models

like that are that are try to out gorgeous. So that argument really doesn't, I mean, you're not, I'm sorry, but you're not at this stage. You're talking about a profession, you're talking about a product that they can wear every single day. There's plenty of the plus size models who are model material.

But that shouldn't matter. The point is, I'm not being included. There should be a place on that Chippendale stage for a dad bod, less than aesthetically pleasing 50-year-old man. If we're going to include everyone, if inclusion is the name of the game. What's it? Oh yeah. Yeah, when I was just out in Vegas,

I think they are. When I was just out in Vegas, they have it at least night. Sure, you know, when we're wearing underwear, it's lingerie, that's a career. In the, in the Rio, there's a Chippendale store. Wow. Yeah.

How is that still making money in a store? Cause I think I think- All right, so we'll do it on a Sunday drive. We'll bring up to Chippendale, see you in money? Because I think I think I may will do down a Sunday drive will bring up to chip and I think I think ladies like to Like it just as much as guys right sure clubs and shit ladies go crazy That's what I women are way worse the grabbin and and pawn and all kinds of steering Oh, I think I'm trying to get a job there soon Sure why not

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