Tell Em Steve-Dave - #394: The Ronda Rousey of Reindeers

Episode Date: December 5, 2018

Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH

So you mean there was no like hmm Alright, now I have a sex robot. That looks human. Yeah, she's like, I have three words for you. Swallow it all. Otherwise you end up with that. Helen Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. What's up boys?

Hello. Yeah. There was a little mini episode last week. We had Sunday Jeff and, uh, kiddo, Ming, Ming, Ming, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who He's not sure if things were said that quality control. I put that bug in his ear. Did you? Yeah, because I remember you you're in a very surly mood that night and me and me and you were talking comics and you were doing your damn best to bring it around to your favorite topics like same sex love. Yeah, just like railing against iron heart and all the marvel switch gendered heroes you were like so I told them I think you should go through that

file and make sure there's nothing in there you guys don't want to associate it with ice-alcomics I mean you got a poll here. We would have wanted to get sued and someone take all the shared universe assets. They would never get sued, but I mean, you know, I mean, PR could, you know, could bring, could not reflect well on ISC. That's possible. Somebody would have to listen to it to hear it and then get mad, but there you go. So I think they're safe, but if it makes them feel better to listen to it. Oh yeah, we recorded that bit for them like over a year ago it feels like. It's so quiet.

Yeah, it was a while ago. I think it's just lazy at this point. It's just pure, pure laziness. See, it admits it too. I told him, I was like, I can't believe you haven't listened to that yet. But have they not recorded their own stuff? No. I don't even really know.

Right. Yeah. We got our own anniversary to even really know. Right. Yeah. We got our own anniversary to fucking worry about literally. We can't worry about their anniversary. Yeah, either of them. Has any reactions of a Christmas stuff? Yes. The Christmas episode, have you guys seen reactions?

Have you heard anything emails? Well received. Well received. I've seen some very nice comments. I've seen some rather nice comments about the game, which was, which was, which was, you know, expected I should have after how poorly it was received in the room. Planned and executed.

Seemed executed. I can't imagine that through editing, it was able to be saved. And apparently I was right. It was pretty well-trashed. We lost someone, not dead, but a lady, or I think a guy tweeted and said that his mother will no longer support the show because one of the letters was hers. Oh, yes.

You and I made fun of it. I don't really remember. I don't really remember what we said. I just said that like if your mother is that like we just said something like we didn't know what a white elephant was. Mm-hmm. The letter asked if we could do a white elephant segment on the show and I think nobody at the table actually knew what White Elf and meant. And we moved on.

And I said that if you expect, if your mother has listened to every episode and she's upset by that treatment. How'd she listen to these? Yeah, I mean, I mean, it's okay then, when we like, we play verbally, play people left and right. I mean, Mike and Ming are like bleed each other

That's a my point of the tweet. I was like she hears how we talk to each other Why the fuck would she be talked to any differently? I was like Mike wasn't even there You got a bad just back from your tour, huh? Yeah, as a donner. He's a are you in the middle of a little briminy break? I'm actually don't have another live show until end of January. Oh Some down time I could fill that down. Well, there's no downtime Starting Monday we start shooting that game show for TBS for two weeks. Oh, okay, so no downtime What's that little downtime little bit sleep just for the week? What's the little downtime, a little bit? Sleepers for the week.

Just downtime. That's all sage us. D章 time. Down syndrome, downtime. We got an answer from Simmy. All right, what does he say? The question was to Simmy. Voice-activated products and appliances, are they okay

when adhering to the Sabbath? He didn't answer it. and appliances, are they okay when adhering to the Sabbath? He didn't answer it. It's like I wait till sundown. Well, we're editing the movie now, and that's like everything else the process has been. Like everything else. Doesn't know what an automated response? No, no, so he's, I, I, everybody's like...

I'm pin-to-need. Just you two. Everybody's like walk on eggshells with each other, so I think he just thought I was like... Bustin' is nuts. Wanting to talk about the edit. Oh, yeah. So... There's, um...

It's gone great. Sounds like it. It's gone amazing. It's gone. Sounds like everything's... It's so smooth. It's, it's movie makers. It's movie-making is so much fun The movie's gonna be fucking great. It's gonna be so funny, but oh my god, dude the politics

I don't know why anybody would ever do it again. I mean your politics and every Everywhere you every work Has their politics. Yeah, but it's worth it. It's gonna be so funny. So I made you watch them jerk off into a potted plant? No, we've been doing that since high school. That's not anything now. That's okay.

That's Thursday. Oh, all right. So is that that? No, no, it's just just, just, uh, uh, name names. I could. Well, I mean, I'll, all won already. We already were past it. Vanquished. Yeah, it was a rough couple of weeks, but we got where we needed to be. Are the politics at the network in the studio or involving your movie, are they any worse or are they better than politics

you face at other occupations? Because I mean, I know we have our politics here at the stash, and I know how horrible they can be at times. Yeah, they're a little eliminated. A dictatorship, those politics. I'd say it was horrible for me. But you should see the other guy suffering. Really close to my heart strings

No, it was all average budget all average stuff completely average stuff. What do you mean? No? No, no, I meant like but where where have you faced your worst politics on on in oh Would you say had the politics that you were the most definitely this bullshit? Oh, yeah, okay So not not the movie just and overall It's just so he goes and who knows better and whose money it is and blah blah blah. It's all stupid shit. I love the firehouse. The firehouse was great. You knew your role. No politics. No, dude, you knew your fucking role. There was no pecking orders. You got who's who's the captain of the house? Who's lieutenant and then who and then it's seniority. And if a guy's got one more day than you and it comes down to a pecking order situation,

he wants. So you mean there was no like, you weren't like smooching, I capped his mouth. I need to. No. I don't let that get out. I don't want anybody to stop kissing my butt. But like, the captain, the rules, those are the rules. You don't have those rules. It looks like a human centipede but can't stand a sh**. People like, can I pay for this please? Where have you faced your worst, most hellish politics and what, where would you have to say Brian? Because I mean, you've been out of the workforce for so long.

You've been out of like the, like, I mean, was the last time you called yourself a working man? I mean, it would be like the like, I mean, was it less than you can call yourself a working man? I mean, it would be like, damn, I mean, probably when I was a kid. Like when I was pulling like nine to five or type thing, well, we just where you like, you knew you knew there was politics of all the you knew you had to adhere to those politics. Would that be when you were a lifeguard? We were working at the rec. Now, it might have been 30 years ago, you've been now, you've been,guard? We were working at the rec. Now it might have been 30 years ago,

you've been out, you've been p- No, no, but close to it. Probably when I worked at the hospital in that kid's like mental ward. Oh, that was even longer than that though. That would have been like 90, three, 94 somewhere in there. Damn.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't really- Can you go back, you think, could you ever go back at this point in your life? I would go back to our environment. I would soon be homeless. An environment filled with like strict politics where you had Oh, they're like you can't say that You know, I mean like there's just like book you mentioned like there's pecking orders and there's butts to kiss and there's

Fanny's to pat What can't do that anymore. No, I don't mean literally, but you know, like, the old days, but that's why I got into this business, but it turns out it was a bust. It turns out that's a reason I'm not working at anymore. Too many buttpats. Yeah, it would, God, it would be, it would probably be in the 90s.

You think you're better for having removed yourself from that kind of environment? I, I never would have been able to do it. I could hardly do it when I was working for Kevin. It was too like restricting, and even that wasn't restricting. So like if you were to like pop me into an office right now, and the boss like, drop in,

I don't think, I don't think, I don't know if you're a office materially. I mean, like just like moving refrigerators in, you know, in a warehouse. Yeah, more something more like it out. You're not indoors.

Okay, so wait, so I'm hanging around with like blue collar guys. Yeah, I mean, they have their politics, dude. I don't think they don't. Oh, sure. It depends. Everybody's got politics. I don't think they don't. Oh, sure. It depends. I mean, everybody's got politics. I don't care how. So they're bossing me around like, Hey, you got to do this.

How white collar or how blue collar are? How with lower than blue collar? So like brown collar, brown collar killer. Um, yeah, I don't know. I mean, if somebody they're like, Hey, you have to do this. Like I'm your superior. And you do. No, what I mean, it's just like you, you got a curry favor with certain people.

And if you don't, you know, you're, you're, you're, to play the game. Yeah, exactly. Play the game. It depends on how much you play. You've been so out of the game and you're not, you don't even know the rules and you're in the game. Yeah, I don't even know what to,

I don't even know a game. We're playing. And that board game is missing dice. It's a song called, kinds of pieces. Yeah. Fucking just the just the thimble's love dog shit out part of that game. Long time ago. No, probably not. I don't think I could ever work a regular job with regular people. I just don't see it happening. No, it would be to, although

sometimes I want to do it just to see like what it would be like. Like I go to McDonald's and Leonardo with Sage all the time. I've never seen a more poorly run McDonald's in our lives. You think you're the guy that could whip it into a fine tune machine? I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't want to be the boss though.

I would want to be one of the workers. So I could sit, just, you know, like a drone. So I could sit, I mean, I'm not gonna make it my career. I'm not going to McDonald's you. But I would like to just sit back and watch like why isn't this working, rather than having to actively make it work. I think because they just put too much damn shit

on the menu. I mean, they have so much stuff on the menu. I'm just like, is it any wonder that like you can't expect these kids to like figure out how to like make, not only they're gonna make hamburgers, they're gonna make lattes now too. But I think it's a latte machine, right? They're not working.

They're not working. I couldn't do it. You just gotta push a button and the shit comes out. I don't think so. That was the case. It wouldn't be run so poorly though. You know, it'd be hard. Like if I worked at Walmart or Target

and you have to go in the morning, you have to go to those, Oh yeah, the site meetings. Those site, where get you site yourself up. Yeah, I'm rally shit I don't think I could do it. There was I saw a video of a dude He was doing it at Walmart and he was like super animated and trying to get him up and they're like we are Walmart. We are Walmart You don't have to do a side note that's not fucking You don't have to. Yeah, that's a suicide note. That's a fucking...

Well, I think that comes from you're just not having like, you know, you're not involved. You don't really care about sports, so you don't realize that like a team has to like, you know, like you got to go Ray Lewis style and to work, you know, you got to do that dance, remember to Ray Lewis dance. And you just got to like psych yourself up because if you don't, you're not at 100%. So I'm working in the pharmacy then just the only way I can do that is if I'm heavily medicated I mean but I think every team I don't have that team mentality unless it's teammates I care about like you guys or like you know like wow but if we did a a

psych up a pet rally before every Tom Steve Dave yeah but they're like we are Walmart I'm like they don't give a fuck all there's people who do who can Bradley before every Tom Steve Dave. Oh, that I would do. Yeah. Yeah, but like we are Walmart. I'm like, they don't give a fuck. Oh, there's people who can convince them. No, no, I mean the part, the, the, the, the, the, the, the superiors. The superiors you think don't care. They're just going to the motions. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no, there's no, there's no, doesn't get the shit

don't get done. Yeah, with the love every part, if one part fails, the whole thing goes down, there's always going to be little guys. It's going to be little guys. And unfortunately, there's little guys, some of them, yeah, like they get psyched up and shit. But for what? Well, you don't think that there are people that go to work

or retail job is based, I guess, what we're talking about. And have pride or just like, I want to do the job. Oh, sure. Yeah. And those are the people that you like when you see them there because then they help you. So if I know I couldn't be that person, you couldn't be that person. I could not be that person. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, maybe you could. You never tried. No. It would feel so Normal just so like foreign. Yeah, like hey, I'm so and so like some people are real Like they come like I'm like they're being phony because they just seem so excited to help you and shit Well, I'm like what's your angle mother?

How do you after yeah run in game on me? What's going on? Yeah, I've. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it.

I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. Yeah, you know, yeah, if you have that kind of work environment where you can hang out with people or listen like when I used to move Shit, it's years all the time. I was like an adented and like damaged section And I would listen to my walkman listen the stern and the guy was like hey if I need you you know You've got to be able to hear me you can't wear that walkman Meanwhile, I'm unloading trucks by myself. I was the only one who worked there

So if it's a fucking giant couch, I still have to unload it by myself and I was like I can't, then I got a quit. I said, I can't work here if I can't listen to something else and I'll drive me crazy. And he's like, all right, I'm just nice. Yeah, you're, you're, you're a play to him. Yeah, I'm like, you're a game. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man, I challenged him like, so the $6 an hour job. Yeah, it's just like a shit job. You don't care about so it doesn't matter. Do you anything good for Thanksgiving Walt? Good hool hands. No, I stayed home

Had my mother-in-law over my brother-in-law and then we We wrapped up dinner early and did a little black Friday Roundabout, you know, we had a little You had to put our pins in the map and we staked out where we were going and we... Where'd you hit? We hit the calls. Okay. We rated calls, we didn't hit it, man.

We took it. Yeah, like a smashing gravity. You alluded calls. I mean, we saved so much money. It was seen with the amount of deals we got because we were there so early for Black Friday. I felt guilty walking out with all those bags you know with the pitons I paid for all that stuff. You felt bad for calls? Yeah I mean it's good they're giving it away basically. Then we hit the target and then it was funny because I'm not really I'm as I've

grown older I've found my my taste buds maybe altering I'm not really to turkey anymore and So I knew that the target by my mother-in-law's house. There's a pizza hut So I wait I wait I was like will that pizza be open on Thanksgiving? Because it's basically still Thanksgiving. I wear it air like seven o'clock. I said I'm gonna get a pizza And I got this phone I could use to call them or even look it up online pizza. And I got this phone I could use to call them or even look it up online. But there's no way. There is no way that that target online is posting if there's a pizza hut that's built into their store. Oh, it's inside their store. I thought you meant it's next to it. No, it's in this target. So everyone's telling me there's no way on earth that that pizza hut and target's going

to be open. And so I close it because they don't want to take the 40 minute drive to get there. Sure enough man. I got in there. I Man, there was pizza hut was open. I got some pizza hut on Thanksgiving. Wow. And I screwed up everybody's over under at the pizza hut because they were like, when I came in, they couldn't believe when I said, yeah, can I get a small cheese pizza?

And they don't start laughing and they're going, like, oh shit, they're going because their over under was that not one person would come for pizza. Really? Yeah. So the one guy, and so the one guy on the other side was working the Starbucks when he saw it,

he heard that he had won, it was just like, was jumping up, going, woo! Now, did you feel as guilty walking away from people who need the money so desperately? They work at a shitty little pizza in a target. I was in a joke, I was like, I was like, I was like, obviously I guess you guys thought there was gonna be

nobody buying pizza and thanks given, and you're like, we didn't think there would be one person that would come in here for pizza. We knew there shouldn't be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I was able to rub it in everyone's face on the way home though.

And the call-in, it was a great call right home. So the holidays are all about? Was there any wagers placed in your car? No, I mean, because I wouldn't have taken that back, because I think there's no way that pizza's going to be open. In my heart, I said, there's no way I wouldn't, but I should have took that back. Well, I would you do that.

Poor bastards at pizza. Me, I just went to Pam's house. It was so uneventful. No fights, no bacon, none of that. Except Pam at one point pulled out a story that like a pond reflection later on. I'm like, I wonder why she keeps telling that story. And I think I've told you here before, but at one point she takes Mary Beth aside and she tells her the story of the Johnson's first Thanksgiving. Yes. Yeah, exactly that What a lovely bird

That would be great, right? She just do like a comic strip and she thought that the Thanksgiving was ruined and by you and Edgar came over to her and put your arms on Hey, did you hear about the pizza hotdog target? Yeah, I said the nice like, you know, she burned the turkey her first turkey thing, you know, and then you and you and Edgar walked over and told her it was okay. And you took her out to like a Chinese restaurant. Yeah, no, I don't think that would be a. Yeah, no, it would be that that burned up turkey would be on the table. And everyone would be acting as if like nothing was wrong with it except for me. be on the table and everyone be acting as if like nothing was wrong except for me. Until a fight spill that on the front line. Yeah the cops are there. Let's go. Over like

pilgrims and Indians. Hey did you see Kevin Harke and Trouble for? I didn't see that yet. Yeah I had a birthday party for his kid and they dressed up as Cowboys in Indians and He has to Kevin Hart said he saw no problem with that and somebody was like well What if somebody dressed up like slaves and masters would that be okay? And I guess he said that was something totally different which I don't know for some reason I kind of agree So look I don't know what this is. What this Pam, pull aside your girlfriend and Tyler, like this is something that makes me sort of sage,

Johnson Wisdom to pass down for like if she's, after she's long gone and like in Mary Beth's, like running the show. Yeah, she's like, I have three words for you. Swallow it all. Otherwise you end up with that. I wish I'd swallow it all. Otherwise you end up with that. I wish I'd swallowed it up. One word, Ron. Yeah, I can abbreviate it.

Take Claire out his mic account. It's too late for me. Save yourself. What are they talking about? No, it wasn't even wisdom. It's a weird, a very strange anecdote that for whatever reason she's compelled to tell about, you know, I had two cats in the early 90s, Calvin and Hobbes and they were they got much older like 1617 and Hobbes died and It was around Christmas time and there was a you know at the on the Christmas tree. There's ornaments and shit and Calvin is hitting one of the ornaments and Pam read that as

That Calvin was so sad that his brother was dead and knew that Hobbes loved Christmas, that he was trying to take the ornaments off the tree. So then, you know, I guess, you know, he's not in the Christmas, he wants to take the ornaments off the tree and be done with it. Yeah. This whole Christmas thing. Wow. Now watching her tell the story to Mary Beth that I'm like leaning over someone her like right in her like I like. I'm like what? I'm like okay so one it's not a happy story. Right. It's like a cat was sober left. So decimated by his brother's death that he's like I don't even want to celebrate holidays in the North. So depressed, yet so intelligent.

Yes. Yeah. That, yeah. And not really taking anyone else's feelings into account. No. Because we liked your brother, too. It took us wrong, but life is for the living. It goes on.

It's not a Thanksgiving story. It's not a particularly uplifting story. I don't know why she keeps telling it to people. And also, it makes her look like she's insane. Like, it's an insane thing to say. But she's not joking and she's not like, I'd like to think that this was it. It's like she's like, no, this was it.

Oh. Yeah. Is that, is that like the first thing you walk in is this like early on in the evening or is this late? Yeah, like she started on Marybeth, she was still in the car. Did I ever tell you she rolls the window down? Let me tell you a story about a cat. Now that was like well into the night. Maybe she had a couple of punches.

like well into the night. Maybe she had a couple of punches. Yeah, like, or the, like, she's like the champagne punch. They, it's like they pour shit, they pour like a sherbert or into, um, into a bowl. And they pour champagne on it. Oh, and I guess that's like some sort of punch. Or whatever. Turkey punch. They don't call it that. But yeah, um, how many of them? For Sherbert. Yeah. So anyway, yeah. So that, maybe she had a couple.

She's allowed to. Sure. She's the, she's earned it. She's, you know, she's running that show for how long now? That, that Thanksgiving day. That should show. I ever said she burned her first turkey. I disappointed us all. You do, Q.

It's just one of my moms, like I always do. It was quiet, it was good. Alistat, Nyland, or... No, it's in the Polk and it was... So I drive up there and then I come home that night. Was it good weather? I can't remember, I think. Yeah, it was.

It was. It was fine. It was great. It was absolutely my brother, my divorce brother, brought his girlfriend and we, you know, it's the first time we had met her. I met her briefly once before. So that was, but she turned out to be great. So there was really,

Oh, there was some apprehension though before? No, you just never know, you know what I mean? But she turned out to be really wonderful. So it was good. Ryan, tell her the cat story. So how she fans. Yeah, no, it was good. Did you do anything for Black Friday?

No, I did it. What was that? What was Black Friday? The day after Thanksgiving, yeah. Yeah, no, I didn't do anything. No. Wait, so you went out Thursday night then for Black Friday. I stopped at Best Buy. It was not as packed as I thought it would be

Is one of the coldest black online's got a decimate that shit. Oh really? It was one of the coldest Thanksgiving's in the last 30 years. Oh, well, I got home from tour Wednesday morning So then I was home Wednesday for a day then I had to go to Pennsylvania on Thursday So there's no way you're getting me the fuck out of the house on Friday and then I sleep over and Thanksgiving or do you leave? No I have the cat so I gotta get home to get the cats and everything but and then I left Sunday morning so I was only home for two days so I wasn't gonna go out to you know you know you'll home time you know who who didn't have that great of a Thanksgiving? What's that? Sarah Michelle Galar. Boom, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, Oh, what happened now? She tweeted something on Thanksgiving, where she said,

where is the goddamn tweet? Okay, so here's a picture of her, right? She's looking, that's her now? Uh, I don't know, possibly. Oh wait, she posted old pics of herself looking hot with the seemingly innocent caption. I'm just gonna pin these up all over my house as a reminder not to overeat on Thursday.

Hashtag Thanksgiving prep. What's your fucking Nazi? Why? You wanna know? Of course. Little did she know she was being an insensitive asshole and people attacked her for putting pressure on other people to stay thin.

Is this where you place your value on the size of your thighs or your protruding hip bones? Nothing positive comes from this post. Buffy, please don't promote diet culture. Not the kind of message we should be sending. And then she had to apologize as they all do. She says it's come to my attention that some people think I was fat shaming with this post. It could not be further from my intentions.

I love Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, my eyes are often bigger than my stomach and I tend to eat so much that I make myself sick. It was a joking reminder to myself not to do that. Terribly sorry that people were offended at my attempt at humor. Anyone that knows me knows I would never intentionally shame anyone on any basis. I have a champion of all people. But even the fucking dickheads, they put pictures of some fucking fat brought up and been like, don't eat.

Because you don't look like this. You put pictures of her younger self up. And she said, this is what I like to look like. So I don't want to, I'm just going to remind myself to have a little self control and not over it. And people are like, how dare you promote diacol. It's this isn't people.

This is the same 20 people online. You were getting upset at everything else. Yeah. Why would she even engage them or? Why would you apologize? You think she doesn't have a fucking Buffy money coming out of the ass. Why would she apologize to anybody for that? She's got Buffy money, she's got Freight Prince, junior money.

Oh, she married him? Yeah. Oh, she's a money. I wouldn't be a part of it. You think the Freight Prince estate is... Not Freight Prince, junior's an actor in his own right. So he's been in a bunch of stuff. I don't know about lately, but He was big big in the 90s. So if he has any If they invested it wisely who knows

Or maybe she's just carrying him. Yeah, I'm sure Buffy was Probably bigger than anything. Oh my god. It wasn't only 10 they invested it wisely, who knows. Or maybe she's just carrying them. Yeah, I'm sure Buffy was probably bigger than anything. Oh my God, it wasn't in only 10 seasons and it was like a cultural phenomenon. Wow, so she apologized. She apologized. All right, you know what? And it's not even like she's putting up a current picture somewhere.

It doesn't even make any sense. It's not even like she's putting up a current picture somewhere. Except your dignity. What dignity? I got it. She's an actress. Do you want to hear a quote about apologizing. I would love to hear from a great man. You guys can talk to her. I find it. She you better apologize. Get over your fire.

A wolf. A lot of good. Yeah. I don't understand why anybody is online anymore. Like how how are people not? It's not real from it. It's not real. I can never go on anymore because I'm always just like I don't want to be part of it Because it's always something else I wanted to bring up to Walt another People are getting offended by something from way longer ago. Not even a baby. It's cold outside People are offended by that. A Cleveland radio station decided to ban it in light of this Me Too movement. It's always been a nodley rapy song. If I'm real honest. It is, but some of this lady that Gidham told me about, she's like an English teacher and she actually broke down the lyrics and she said it's empowering. So if you want to read that it's a good song

I don't know who gives a shit yeah and like at the time like like uh hey what's in this drink didn't mean like I'm gonna Roofie you it meant like the drink is weak yeah it worried to weaken that it's not you know that was like a running joke at that time You want to hear an inspiring quote about saying you're sorry? Yes. Most people are two full of pride to apologize. To be able to say I'm sorry shows people that you're humble. It shows people that you care and it shows people that you are not above them. You know who's at that? Tim Tibo. Oh yeah. Why do you have that on your phone? Tim Tibo. Oh yeah? Why do you have that on your phone?

It's not even like it's in notes. He had to open notes. It's not like he found that on the internet. Why is that in notes in your photo? I mean, I saw that quote and I was like, you know, that's, I got to look at that for a while at the time. Okay, I mean, it's a reminder. It's pretty tight and easy.

There's no depth to that at all. What do you mean? Do you want to hear a quote from another great man, a bit of apologizer? Ever mistake pride for indifference, Brian Johnson. Ha ha ha ha. I mean, you know, if that sums up apologizing right there, they're like, we're so full of pride that we're like,

I would say sometimes, sometimes sure. But in a situation like this, it's not like Sarah Michelle, Gellar was being proud. She's just, she's like, I would say sometimes, sometimes sure. But in a situation like this, it's not like Sarah Michelle, Gellar was being proud. She's just, she's like, hey, here's a cute little thing I'm gonna put up, remember how good I used to look? Well, I'm gonna put that up just so I don't go crazy

and eat over it until I vomit. And then a bunch of people, and then a bunch of obese fucks are like, hey, Sarah Michelle Gellar, it's like no. On this, Sarah most holy of days. Yeah, yeah, that's, hey, Sarmish El-Geller, it's like, no, on this our most holy of days. Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, really. Yeah. I mean, again, I think being able to say, you're sorry, even if you don't really believe it, I think, I think is a great trait, though. So an insular policy. I mean, if you could say it, people believe it. It's even a better

trait. So you're able to pull that off. Right. Well, there's anything that should be anybody who could pull it out of the wall. Nine out of 10 sociopaths agree. But there's other thing that people got offended about while this is going to affect you directly. You know, at the people don't want, people don't wanna hear Mary Christmas. They know. They wanna hear a happy holidays and all this other stuff. But now people are,

or what the fuck, okay. Some people notice I'm very disturbing details and Rudolph the Red Nose Rain deer. Oh, I heard about this. Yeah, I heard that people... You know what though? I'm not going to sit here and try to defend Rudolph though. I knew from... As when I became an adult, I knew that Rudolph had a lot of serious problems.

What? And it was only a matter of time before society grew and evolved. He's so foolish. No, not. I swear to God, I swear to God. I swear when I was seven I looked into my fucking judgmental crystal ball and saw 40 years later my brethren would gather around me I said when I became an adult and I watched it through adult's eyes. I saw some very problematic issues with Rudolph Threadnose reindeer. What would you say was problem? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I'm you're Brian I'm sure has all the instances

that I, I know are going to be on my checklist. I was checking off when I was watching it. Okay. Okay. You don't want anybody to stand out as an individual. You don't want anybody to stand out as an individual? No, that's what Santa didn't want. Anything, no, you just keep your head down

and become one of the crowd. Yeah. No, there's no standouts wanted or needed. That sounds like a problematic egg. But that's how it's like, exactly your philosophy, the whole ant thing, that's just Santa Claus. But I knew, but I got sent up, but I knew watching this though,

that this goal, that we were headed towards. People are gonna turn against me and Santa soon. But I'm not saying, but my point of view is not held by majority of society, though. People love to put on a pedestal somebody who's different. I mean, that's just what, I mean, every movie, every Disney movie is about like the outsider who, the square peg that made good. I mean, we applaud that.

We trumpet that. Yeah, but in that world, root office. Yeah, like in the end. Yeah, in the end, he escaped the day, even though they did try to shame him for his red nose. But Santa Claus comes across as a complete and utter douchebag. But he gets his come up into the end. He's amazing. He's not, you know, he still gets to save the day. Rudolph saves a day and Santa Claus takes all the glory. Well, the world wide, yeah. But in that, in the, in the, in the terms of that story, like Santa was fucked until that that nose started to glow and it's absolutely but to show also there's a point where a comic or Rudolph's

dad is like he's gonna go look for Rudolph and he tells his mother she's the mother wants to come along too and a comment says no you're staying back in the cave this is man's work and don't fly today. I'm sure it's a tough one. Rain deer but sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, people are like, so this is real, right? Like, so we should be pissed about it because this is toxic masculinity and it's talking worse. Oh, you, you, I mean, it's a deer.

They don't work by human values and rules. Yeah, but it's a metaphor though, bro. They're, they're lorded over by you. If you're telling me to watch it all the time, you only see deer and you don't see the deer through the headlights, or you don't see the... No, see the herd through the headlights. They're fucking deer, that's what they are.

Yeah, but the problem. But I understand what I'm saying. I understand what he's saying. But in the end, everybody gets their fucking come up and they all have to basically suck his balls. No, no. Who does this? Plus, it's not taken down, and he doesn't have

to publicly apologize. And he doesn't have to step down from his post as the- You know what? Because he's a fucking man. And he will never apologize. He's not gonna pull a star in the show. Yeah, like, the women's work. Yeah.

We'll be out saving the world. Do you guys sit here and think of a apology? Clean this cave. What's with the shoes? Santa got away with treating people like shit, in this case animals like shit. Yeah, and He doesn't have to pay a price for his His cruel and insensitive behavior, but he has to he has to ask the freak for help Yeah, he has to interact with the freak. Yeah, but it really turns this stomach

here's to interact with the freak. Yeah, but it really turns into stomach. Really? The lesson to kids here is like, look, sometimes there's a dude in charge who cannot fucking quibble with feelings. And oh, am I being insensitive to this one? Or that one, it's like he has a fucking job to do. Oh, it's just, yes.

That job is to deliver all the toys, to all the kids, whatever it takes. But we have to also, I do believe though, the internet should try to look at this through eyes when it was made though, you know, it was made in 60s. Fucking her it took. But any intelligent person should do that already. But we're still, what's it for though? It's for the kids though.

We're feeding this garbage. Right, but I don't think it sends a bad message yet. Now it's a band from your house like, maybe it's cold outside of the band from that radio station. But I don't understand like, like, there's no story if everybody gets along from frame one and there's nothing's over. Every single person is sensitive. Every single person gives the other people agency. Every single person like, has it, you know, his woke is fuck. Yeah, then where is the story? Yeah, there is no story. There is no story.

Re-wit, re-wit, re-wit. But how? But how? How, what's the woke root off story? He's not ostracized. He's not made to feel like a misfit. Okay. He's celebrated for his nose glowing from the get go and given the key to the girl's bathroom

So what's the story though? There's no story that he comes to Get that position as the lead reindeer not because he's a freak, but because you know There's no story. He's like like, it's just his turn. It's like he, it's his, you know, everybody takes a turn at being the lead reindeer. It is socialism. It's socialism, it's. And then specifically, it just looks out

that on the foggy Christmas Eve's, it was Rudolph's turn. So everyone's like, wow, we sure were lucky. Yeah. And then it ends. But they already know. I mean, it sounds fucking phenomenal. Yeah, but like island to misfit toys But you don't like these are all toys that like nobody wants us But it shows that like no there's a home for you guys too regardless of

That was shown at the end of the end of the episode. Yeah, but doesn't this teacher lesson? This is a lesson being taught what's the lesson that that they they rejected this free because of his his got awful nose And they made fun of them they mocked him and they were all wrong. They needed them. Okay, cute What's the lesson? That they rejected this freak because of his got offal nose and they made fun of them, they mocked them and they were all wrong. They needed them. Okay, cute. That's true.

But is there, but again, we're showing this to kids though and kids take things, and they digest it differently than you. You can remember your, I haven't seen it since I was a kid. But you're a man though. I haven't seen it since I was a kid. That was the lesson I got from it.

This person says that your peers, it teaches you your peers will only accept your differences if you can provide them with some kind of service. So it's like, oh, you got the red nose. Oh, shit. Well, that could help us out. So, it's true. The red nose reindeer is basically life, right? Everyone just so you know, that's the way life works. That's the way fucking life is. Politics, baby. That's the way it goes. And it's never way life works that's the way fucking life is politics baby that's the way it goes and it's never gonna change not in your fucking lifetime that's changing already no it's not no it is not you know this doesn't cease to exist because a bunch of fucking babies from the Huffington poster like hey they're not giving fucking Clarice agency okay here's a

bed I don't know if you guys are willing to take it within the next five years root off we'll never be shown again on network TV. I'll take that bet Okay, in five years that that show will never be shown give me the date It will not be shown by cuz don't do what this fucker does with the videotapes All right, and like and tries to find a billion loopholes years right now. Hey, that's American way So by By 20 By 2023 the networks will not show this this special anymore. It may find its way to some low rent touch this. Okay, I bet to them. With a North Pole. I bet to them.

No way. It's gonna just get worse every year because people are seeing it for what it really is. No, there's a backlash. There's a backlash. We got a partnership. There's thousands of good kids. That's a terrible, that's a terrible, terrible thing

that they did to her. Why, what happened to her? She wants to be a dentist. Right, but there's the metaphor though there. What's the metaphor? What's the metaphor? What is gay? So what? Yeah, but so it's really rough. I mean, he's gay. I Just think it's understood. He's not saying either else dudes. He's like I want to be in your mouth I missed that line. You didn't think that he was like that it was his being one to be dentist meant something else

No, I thought he just wanted to be a dentist. I saw him as a... He's like, I want to be gay. No, no, no, no. But I think that it was... I think he's a champion for the gay crowd. Okay, I can. But again, in the end, wasn't he able to be a dentist?

But again, but nobody pays a price, though. All the people who are shitty to root off in Hermi don't pay a price. But they did pay a price because it blackened their own souls by not allowing him to be a painter. And also they got, like we know it, we know it. We know it. They got there come up and we did see that. They all were like, oh shit, we thought he was an asshole because the red nose turns

out, where are the assholes? Yeah. And even if they don't say it out loud, they still know. If they should do a, if we're ranking the a best of life, they should do a new version where CineClose has to resign in shame. Mm-hmm. And he doesn't get to deliver toys anymore. No, I agree. I would watch that version. Right. Oh, it would watch the hell out of that version. Get around it. Oh, please make a version. It would be awesome. I would watch it. It would be great.

Like, where does he go? Who takes over Mrs. Claus? He's making a version. It would be awesome. I would watch it. It would be great. Like where does he go? Who takes over Mrs. Claus? I don't think the Claus name is just forever ruined. It's like Hitler basically. I think the Claus should do everybody a service and just fade away into obscurity and don't make any interviews.

He's in Kevin Space, he's just hanging out somewhere. But we need some gender fluid person that'll like, is I even Santa Claus, it's like, they is coming to bring presents tonight. I'd watch that too. I would watch the hell out of that too. Like, here they come. There's only one guy.

Hey. Oh, oh, oh. You're no child of mine. Oh, I do hope they get to make that. I would love that. What is that? Oh, does that no child of mine. I do hope they get to make that. I would love that. What is that? Oh, it's not like Rudolph's nose. I think the camera probably ran out of it.

It would be so great. Now, but I mean, all kidding aside, though, I knew that that's where this was headed at some point because this show really is really strange and really pretty harsh and it paints really ugly pictures of people that kids worship, you know, like San Coloss really isn't likeable. They ostracize, you know, the girl fawns

and the male bucks, you know, they can't, like there's no girls on the flying reindeer team. Well, that's like a sports team. Clarice. This is like a sports team. Well, this is like a sports team. Well, I mean, what you're telling me, there's not enough, there's not one female reindeer that can get in that strap on those reins and... Like the Ronda Rousey of reindeer?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, I'm sure there was. What could be in there? The deer, the male deer, is a bigger. They fucking fly. I mean, I guess if there's a flying female'm saying? Oh, I'm sure there was. What could be in here? The deer, the male deer is a bigger. They fucking fly. I mean, I guess if there's a flying female reindeer, then yeah, she should be on. Because I'd say that's probably the major requirement flying.

Yeah. You're saying that there's physical and biological differences between males and females. Rainbears, rainbears. Yeah, I hope you enjoyed that run. Mystical reindeer. We're gonna see. We're gonna see it with at 24 hours on Twitter being like, I hope you enjoyed that run. Mystical range here. We're gonna see. We're gonna see it within 24 hours on Twitter being like,

I'm so sorry. You know what? It's like Tim T. Bo said. It just means that I'm on. Yeah, let me read that one more time because I'm gonna need that. To distract you from this controversy, please enjoy this picture of me and three guys in one swear.

Three days in a sweater, please. Look at that. Most of the time, I'm you full of pride to apologize. So you're able to say I'm sorry, it's just people that you're humble. It shows people that you care, and it shows people that you are not above them. It really sounds like something a mother would say

to a child. It's not something that he's like, hey, let me fucking break it down for you guys, for all you fucking mortals. You don't have any inspirational quotes in your phone? No, should I? I think so. I think of the other one you need one.

You need to run real quick. You're feeling like you're struggling. And you just need a quote to like, you know, pull you up. Get your three of them. Just a little bit, just, you know, I'm not saying a quote can do miracles, but. I don't my notes all seem to be just thoughts little thoughts here and there we can't give yourself inspirational

thoughts no but I'm saying there's no quotes that that's I'm saying it's just like little like things for the show and stuff like that yeah I think I think inspirational thoughts have to come from an outside source something Something you would never think of yourself. No, I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, I say, it's just like, it's just be weird if you were pumping yourself up at your own inspirational quotes. I don't think it worked.

What did I say again? Oh yeah. Like I'm so fucking damn wise. Damn it. Damn it. The little plaques you can sound like a flea market. It's really pompous if like you're all your inspirational quotes are fucking quotes by that you that you. You can't even point it out to other people.

Like you couldn't put it on your Twitter profile. It could be like, hey, you know what I thought? Like somebody else has to hear it. So you just have to say it a lot until somebody's like, wow, that's pretty good. And they'll like write it down and tweet it out there. Yeah, I don't have anything but sorry. I'll try. I'll send you some, you know,

I'll compile it like my 10 best and I'll send you. I would love that too. Okay. I'll start my antennas. A lot of what I do when I go into a hallmarks door and I see like little wood plaques. I'll just snap a photo of my, uh, on my phones backdoor guests are best

It's not girls gather around you ready to be inspired Like I'm too cheap to buy the Yes, sir best. What was that? So we gave it to Kevin. We found it somewhere. It was like a camping store. Yeah, that was the Kevin. He had in his house for a little while. Oh, my God. Wait, what the hell did I pull that out of?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know what it really meant. Like, I know it's a vulgar, sexual. I don't think it's a sexual. No, I think it's not like friends that you know so well. They just come up to the back door and walk. Yeah, people who don't go to the front door and not. Yeah, but I think Kevin took it as an anal sex thing.

Yeah, I know we did. I think nine and a 10 people would. I think I might have that. I think I haven't. He tried to sell it. You sang I haven't? Oh my god. I got to find that. I got to find that. I would hang that. Backdoor guests are best. Oh, it's so funny. Could that be attributed to me? Within 30 minutes, it's missing and hanging on the shared universe wall. Is room on that between the fucking walking dead cast photos? So that was where you got your best. What do you think about people who are so like, when you had kids, well, that's in the way. That's in the basement of my place.

That's where it is, right? I know where it is. I'm going, it's great. You mean when I had kids, I still have kids? Yeah, no, I know. I know you do. I'm saying, but when you knew you were going to have a kid and you had like a, the tension, what's the, no, what's the party that you have?

Baby Shatter. Yeah, like a baby Shatter. Yeah, I didn't have one for a wife to. No, she had one. But you guys didn't have a joint gender reveal party. You weren't so taken with yourselves that you're like, hey, everyone, we're gonna have a child and here's what the gender will be.

Did I? But I thought in 2018, who's assigning gender to their newborn? Did what I have known to decide? Would I have known the gender, and that, and that, that, along the way? That area? Yeah. Would they be able to tell back then?

How'd they tell with the picture? Yeah, like what the sonogram, or with the symbiotic fluid, would they be able to do that? I was a son of the Amnionic fluid. Yeah. Yeah, this is a fucking Ben Yeah, I mean they would be able to tell this sex at that point because you they were only born like like 98 In 2003. Yeah, yeah

It wasn't 1898. It was like Yeah, so I knew going in I knew by the ninth month I was having a girl. I didn't remember. So a lot of times these gender reveal, they'll like, they'll set something up and it'll explode. And if it's like pink smoke, it's a girl. If it's blue smoke, it's a boy. So these people did this in Arizona.

And when they did the, I'll show you the thing. Did it cause the woman to miss Karen? No, it did not. That would be fucked up. But it did cause $8 million in structural damage. And like, Oh, it started the fire. Like tons of acres burned like,

Oh my God. Something like, yeah, it's like watched, like he shoots it with a gun. He shoots it with like a shotgun. Wow. Do you can watch it? No, it's off. with like a shotgun. Wow. You can watch it. No, it's off. Yeah, it's off.

Oh my god, it's instant. So like, yeah, it's- Well, let's try grass. Why the fuck would you do explosives around all that? Look how quickly it goes up. Dude, there's not the one you're brush for, it's crazy. Look at that. Yeah, and it was, let me tell you.

Why would you do that in that fucking, why would you do it all, but like look at all that dry Grass it burned 45,000 acres, which is basically 70 square miles and caused more than eight million dollars in damage Wow, so they had to take responsibility for that. Yeah, okay Responsibility he's like I fucked up. I never should have done that and everyone's like nah you should have Yeah, there's no way he would have he he would obviously, it was a horrible, horrific mistake. Oh yeah, I don't think he was like, fuck it, who cares.

But it's this obsession with people's fucking kids where like, if somebody was like, hey, come to my kids' gender reveal party, I would be like, why don't you first fucking reveal your gender, dude, because I don't think you're a fucking man if you're going to this fucking party. What, what's wrong with celebrating? What you're having, though? Because you celebrate it with man if you're going to this fucking party. What? What's wrong with celebrating what you're having though? I mean, because you celebrate it with...

Because your kid isn't that fucking important to everyone else. But if you're just not, that's really... It's a burden. It's a burden. It's part of the shower, it's just a new aspect of the shower though. You didn't go to a shower though, right? No. How come?

Because you're a fucking man. Although that wasn't... That wasn't readily evident. But we went shopping for invitations for the wedding. What am I doing here? What a load. But yeah, it's just like it's not that important to everyone. You don't have to, like you can just tell them in a way that isn't so. But if it's your in-laws and your parents and your brother and sister, I mean, why do you assume that it was, oh yeah, by the way, it's gonna be a girl.

See how I didn't start a fire when I said that? Yeah, I didn't ruin everybody's stuff. If my brothers had gender reveal things, I would make fun of them. Oh, of course. Of course. Of course. What are you doing?

It's a matter with you. Yeah. What if you, what if that, what if that, what if you have a party just to reveal your, what if that, what if you have a party just to reveal your matter with it? What if you have a party just to reveal your with child? Um, is that okay? No. No. You just, that's the kind of thing you just help you. I can't just text it to you. You have parties have the shower and at the shower just be like, you know, have pink balloons. So people walk in they're like, oh, it's a girl blue balloons. Oh, it's like, although I know that's like, I think most people don't have explosives for their videos. I know a lot. You see a lot of their kind of stuff. Oh, yeah, the whole pink and

blue smokes a big thing. Again, my fires had like a cake and they cut the cake and the inside was the color. It was a thing. So they knew they're having a girl. But it's exciting for people though. I mean, it's like, it's exciting for you, but I know. I know it's not exciting for people to have the kid. I will. Why? Because it burns 70 square miles. Yeah, but that's not the normal one.

That's in a normal. You can't say that that happens every other weekend. No, no, it doesn't, but people have gotten hurt in the past, you know, with this dumb shit. I also think it's just, it's so arrogant to think everyone cares. Because they don't. They don't. It's an think everyone cares. Cause they don't, they don't. It's an obligation.

It's an obligation. No, they don't. It's an obligation. You're not going to be invited to anybody's gender party. It's an obligation. Good. Good. Thank you.

Thank you for not inviting me. There was like a house, a bottle list before you, including like the fucking guy who pumps the gas and that down the street. So don't worry about it. You're not going gonna be invited. I don't know. I know.

Because you know you're crankiness. I would mock it. I would go just to mock it. I would wear that GoPro. It's like, I'm like, I'm a fucking mock-a-funeral. It's the fucking. I know.

I was treated. So I can't go to a few roles now. Oh, go do it. Yeah, I mean, look, those parties, the traditional parties, like a shower is meant to help new parents with stuff that they may need, right? To general reveal party serves no purpose. I think it's just an aspect of the shower though. I don't think it's just a new wrinkle on the shower.

I mean, look, you're right, it's harmless. Who gives a shit? Yeah, and this case, it wasn't I mean, look, you're right. It's harmless. Who gives a shit? Yeah. And this case, it wasn't. And this was right. Right, right. But having like a party to cut the cake and it's blue and pink, it is harmless.

But a million and a million and one gender reveal parties are gonna go off without a hitch. This one didn't. Right. That's the reason to shut down every gender reveal party. No, I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to have them. I'm just saying that you're a fucking idiot if you do. Why? Why though? They can be seen as the analog of a baby shower, which also employs the trope of pinker blue

and you know, you know, what's a worthy party? What's a Johnson-improved party then? I've been thinking about it lately white trash themed party. It's called the WrestleMania. You fucking come on out, right? I go over here. Yeah, like have a barbecue in the summer. I was trying to see if I was like, I wonder if I could get all my neighbors to go in on a block party. But the only way you can come is if you're dressed as white trash.

Like, and we have all kinds of white trash stuff. In Jersey, no, I do show up. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck we already are. But do you be whiter or trashier? We're here Kevin called Highlands of White Trash, and everybody got to show up. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck we already are. But he'd be whiter or trashier. We were Kevin called Highlands of White Trash, and everybody got so fucking pissed at him. Call it a White Trash town, yeah. Doddy Covey got all pissy.

Yeah. People turned out him pretty quick. I was like, you could have said blue collar, work in class, any number of things. White Trash was a little accurate, but at the same time. I mean, you think about highlands in the 70s There were not a lot of fancy people it was mostly like lower

Middle class or just lower class people So what? No, it wants to be labeled that though. I know there's some pretty proud white trash out there You can understand red neck and loving it a little There's some pretty proud white trash out there. You can be on you can understand. Redneck and lovin it. A little. But that that generation.

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You'll have an out of time, but I do think that if it gets to that point where artificial artificial intelligence is that Advanced then I think I think you might have a legit issue when you hand. I think, but that's not what you're talking about, right? You're talking about fucking like a real dollist. Yeah. This sex robot has a resistance setting that allows men to stimulate rape. But wait, wait, wait, isn't it better than it gets crazy? It's like you're fucking your little person, your, your midget thing for petafiles. Yeah.

Get it out of the system. Yeah, if they're attacking a robot, which is not real, then maybe they wouldn't attack a person. They should, they should. They could also encourage them to. If you're a psychopath and want to do that, and you want that setting. Your name should be on a list.

Well, no, but that robot should come equipped with like a flame thrower. Wait a second. So that's like saying my car should have a flame thrower if it doesn't. You're trying to fuck it. Maybe a lot of people do that. They marry their cars. Yeah, Mike, I can do whatever I want. A 500 a month. Fuck that tailpipe. The resistance could be deadly. You just don't know what? Oh, yeah, like it, it like

short circuits and fucking paralyzes you. Yeah, I mean, is anybody got anybody going to miss that person? No, who was who was crippled by a sex robot? Do you know how fucking funny that would be if somebody would rape a sex robot and it like fought back and crippled the guy? I hope this is my obituary. I would watch a TV show. I would watch a reality show on TV where that kind of shit could potentially have, like they're on an island and they don't know which robot it's gonna fucking kill.

It was gonna fight back with lethal force. I would want that robot to snap that person's neck so they are bedridden for the rest of their lives. I can't move anything but they're dopey mouth. Right. To be like, I wish I could rape that. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something. Because this gets into a stick area. Like, let's say you with a partner and the two of you are into like rape roleplay. It's consenting both sides, but she really wants to get fucking worked over. Like she wants that experience. Right? Now those are two consenting adults.

Oh, are you reading from my autobiography? Right, all right. From I Johnson. She, uh, that's a great reference. So, so, so, um, warning, warning. All right. So now there's nothing wrong with that, right? Well, yeah, I guess if you're gonna throw that curveball at me, if you're gonna throw the consent of...

Why did you do air quality? It actually is two people. But this robot just has a switch, it has a setting. It can't control its settings. Well, no, my point is this like this is my point If there's a if there's a guy in that consensual relationship, right? Is it you guys or what it does matter? Let's just say guy in the girl for the sake of this conversation And and a guy's in that half of the relationship, right? And he's into the rape roleplay But he's not into really raping someone, right?

Then he can get that fetish out with that robot, but never, you know what I mean, never go out and rapes and one like, because he wouldn't. All right, but if you're going to put the setting in that it can fight back, then let's go all out and let it really fucking fight back. But in a consenting relationship, it's like a terrible thing.

Let it really fucking like take it's hand, it's just fucking break it up, I am throat and crushes windpipe I disagree with you, but I also would love to see it so I'm totally watch it. Yeah, it's like again You don't know if it's gonna be able to do it every time, but there's a chance though like every like 10th setting You put that to it could do that right like the Russian roulette of rape Like one out of 10 times you might get paralyzed You know it sounds are right. I would love it. You know, I mean.

Although this lady says, I'm quite tied that way. That would be crazy. Oh. Local man. Yeah, I got it. How much does this robot cost though? 10,000.

Mm-hmm. This lady who doesn't like it says it promoted a criminal sexual behavior. And could I- I can definitely see it's just a very, promoted a criminal sexual behavior. And, um, could, uh, I can definitely see it. It's just a very, very sexual violence. It's a very weird thing to want to. It's definitely too big for me to unpack on Tom's day. Oh my God. Maybe she's right.

I don't know. Well, here's the thing. Like, let's say that, um, let's say that somebody gets the robot because that's what they're into and they're like, Oh, I can really like going after it. Yeah. If it, like, even can really like go after it. Yeah. If it, like, even if it does normalize it to that person who eventually goes out and comes at a real rate, who would be horrendous, isn't it better that he practices on the robot than on like other people? If it saved even one time him going to call practice. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know dude. That's fucking no because No, like let's say he was gonna practice on someone older like way older than a practice. They were reaping

There's a practice yeah I mean practicing for like moving up to like you know Yeah, yeah, like Bonskanks or whatever. I don't think it works like that. Yeah, well, thankfully we don't have work. Let's take the, let's take the CD element out of this story, you know, for a minute.

Okay. If Rudolph is gonna be gone in five years, how many years will it be before the robot is a staple of, in everyone's home. Guys, you know, like, hey, the wife has a head. No, the sex robot. Well, does this robot have a reason? And it becomes, it becomes quote unquote, accepted in the family unit because, you know, the wife's like, I could take a little pressure off me. It's like a robot. Tariq. I asked, tall over the house. I was like, thank God, they invented rape robots.

Now my life's a breeze. The rape bot 2000. No, no, no, no. There is no setting where it's a willing robot. How many years before it becomes? If it's up to the guys, 1995. No, you know, we have two women in the room. I'll throw this to them.

I'd love to hear you for significant other, or your partner came to you and was like, I got to buy a tent outside for you because he's right here. But what is your try and take Brian out of this? What is your, your significant other is like, I wanna get a sex robot for the house. Just to take a little bit off of you. Or a lot, I can gain a little weight back. Ha ha ha. You say no.

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Yeah. I'm thinking 40 years from now, it'll become just like it's in the closet. It's in the closet, It's in the closet like the exercise bike. Yeah. It's put over to the side and every once in a while when, you know, like the wife has been running the kids around to soccer practice and she's got to make dinner and you're just, and she's like, not now

and you just, you know, husband's just gonna run upstairs and do what they do and it's no big deal. It's really like a part of every day, households across America. I'll, can I build on that? I think if that day comes with those robots are that ready available and that could, I think it's game over for relationships.

I'm on the first day, like it's got to have iPhone. I think you're, but it'll never be able to do everything. No, it'll never be able to give birth. Can clean, you mean? Yeah, it'll never be able to fulfill all your needs, though. Why not? What needs can it fulfill? Well, I can't give birth to your son or your daughter.

You said needs. Not nightmares. I can't legitimately tell you things about yourself that are, you know, like you need to hear, like you could you could program at the same things, but you know it's programmed and you know it's not real. And I'll never give you real. Yeah. Like, you know, like, but I love your inspirational quote.

Oh, thank you. Very big sincere. I still think, I still think relationships, because at the end of the day, I think humans really just meet humans. I think that a lot of people end up staying home sadly nights, having sex with that robot. I don't think it's for the good of society. You think it'll be, you think it'll be, I mean, it'll be worse than the iPhone?

I do think like, like what, like, all right, now I have a sex robot that looks human. No, it looks still looks like a robot. Your wife is not that fucking understand. No, we're talking 40 years in the future. You don't, she doesn't want it, she doesn't want it. She wants a robot higher than your wife. It's not like, it's not like, it's not like,

your wife wants it to look like a robot she wants it to one year old Asian girl. But look at it does it does it doesn't look that robot look that looks disturbing. You don't think 40 years of fucking technology on top of that? I think I think the single guys will be buying the hot ones but the but the married guys will have to buy the ones that are like, but that's I want to talk about it looking. I think I think I think I look like Rosie the baby again, I'd love to see that. I think that if the technology at the point where you can't

tell the difference between a real woman and a real one, that will that will never fly in a relationship. I don't I don't. I don't. I think relationships have a fucking expiration date. I think you could be correct on minds. I think relationships have a fucking expiration date I think you could be correct on that I think I Nothing I'd say home on playing video games. I ain't got to go out and spend money And there's a fucking sexual bot like right there that that's programmed specifically to do everything There you go that looks a little better right? I mean than the other one the other one looks like Why would a college kid be like, let me go out tonight?

And even risk getting in trouble. Sure, right? Right, yeah. Like, I think that's like the end of, like that's one of the hallmarks of the end of the semester. But the robot industry should real, be, you know, like, should realize there's a market out there

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The fucking, the rosy robot? Ah, yeah. Let me go bake me a cookie. I guess. Let me ask you this. All right, now it goes to this point with that fucking kind of chick there that's not real. Can also transform into a dude. And now you you're now I'm fucking a dude robot am I gay

yeah am I gay or am I just like no now I'm getting out of all sorts of this your bi robotic be it me back door yes I'm why would you think you're gay for fucking, I don't know. That's what I'm saying. So now this is the... What if he sucks the robots cock? Is he gay then?

It's just a robot, it's a robot, though. It's not a real person, so you're gay. Can a groomer? But so you can do that, but the resistance thing too much. Well, I don't know. Because people would consider that abnormal. Even though that type of roleplay is not super uncommon I don't think. I don't know about that but why do you want why would you do a group of people? I mean I've never

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