Tell Em Steve-Dave - #396: Fitbit Follies

Episode Date: January 8, 2019

Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting

I'm supposed to walk away from fucking 40 bucks because this stupid fuck can't do her own job. Just give 5, all my information. I'm the asshole! What the fuckin' couldn't wait? You're in the middle of Christmas dinner! You're gonna go drop joke on the fucking treadmill in 20 minutes. Shut the fuck up! [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪

Tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. Walt texting already. Well, no. First show of 2019 2019 New years resolutions. Well, do you make any? I? Didn't make any help be honest. I'm perfect Not because you're not like me where it's like I'm just gonna break them. It doesn't make them right now

break them. It doesn't matter if they come right up. Uh, Q. Now I actually forgot New Zeve resolutions were thing until you just mentioned that I made one. Would you make also though, Father Lance is here. Hello, Chuck is here. Hello and get him. Out of y'all. A big full house again. Two weeks in a row. Two episodes in a row. Big house.

Uh huh. That's the way we do it now. It's a fucking free for all this stuff. For the atmosphere. Yeah. Uh, I did make one, but I think I'm biologically not able to keep it, and that was to not explode at things that are like small. Really? I'm glad that you made that resolution.

Oh, like, can you hear me? Yeah, no, I can. Okay. I'm glad you made that resolution now because that's awesome. I'm gonna help you try to keep that. What can I do to help you keep that? Go back in time to earlier today. I blew up on a makeup girl at Ulta.

Oh. But she deserved it. And I'll tell you why. I have no doubt she deserved it. But what did she do? What a dishroudude to deserve. I'm trying to buy a gift card, right? A man twice her size.

Well, three times her age. Well, if you're sorry. All right, all right. Three times her age, yes. I'm trying to buy a gift card. And I go to the counter and I say, I want to buy a 50-dollar gift card. So she starts to ring it up and she goes,

what's your phone number? I said, I don't have a number with you guys. And she goes, well, I need a number. Which they don't. They definitely do not. And I said, I don't want to give you my number. And Mary Beth was with me. Why can't you just give a fake number?

I need to take seven out of that. Because I know. So far I agree with you. I don't. I always say no. I need to take some of that for a moment. I know. So far, I agree with you. I don't. I always say no. I'll tell you in a second. So she turns to Mary Beth and she goes, what's your number?

And that's in that moment. I go, well, I said, don't talk to her. I said, you're talking to me. I'm the one buying this gift card and you're not getting a number. She went over your head. She basically went over your head. She tried to. Yeah.

Yeah, she attempted to. And she goes, well, the only reason we need the number is so that in case you over your head. She basically would over head. She tried to. Yeah, she attempted to. And she goes, well, the only reason we need the number is so that in case you lose the gift card, I said, no, it's not. I said, that's what the receipt is for. I said, so you're not getting the number. You just rig it up. But by this time, I was like, all, I just, I don't, it just gets away from me. I don't know how it does, especially over something like this. And in another day, it may not. But today, I'm like, fuck. The major resolution. Why would you not try harder? Like I said, it's a mental thing. I'm

in it before I even know it. And but is it a case of more, like, maybe more meds would do the trick? Yeah, or any. Why haven't you gone to therapy? What does your deal? I got new insurance. Yeah. So it took like two months for it to fucking kick in or whatever. Like because it ended in October. So I'm gonna go back to school. Oh, yeah. You know how time flies. I should probably would be better off. I just have a theory about you when you were with Suzanne. I was like, he will never go to therapy because he doesn't want to be told what he already knows.

Right. I could get that for free from Q. Yeah. I was like, he doesn't want it. He doesn't want a professional sitting down to be in like, dude, these actions you're doing are bizarre. So doesn't want it. He doesn't want a professional sitting down to be in like, dude, these actions you're doing are bizarre. So you just avoided it. Right.

Now you appear to be making largely healthy choices. For the most part, this is like one of those last sort of things that, because in the midst of it, I realized I was overreacting. And I said, you know what? I said, I know it's not your policy. And then she was like condescending to me. So I just fucking turned around again.

And I was like, just ring up the goddamn card. And so she rang it up. And she's like, thanks, have a nice day. And looks over it like this lady who's behind me. And I go, yeah, I'm the crazy one for not wanting to give a corporation all my information. I'm the asshole. And Marybeth is like, come on, come on.

And so he left. But I'm like, fuck you bitch. And fuck your stupid company. Remember, we came from a time where you gave somebody cash and they gave you whatever the fuck it is you wanted. Yeah. Father Lance, if someone came to you with this problem, what would you like?

Well, if you were... This is kind of a confession. I mean, maybe he needs to tone it down a bit, but I, I agree with him. It's annoying these, these cashiers who bugged you for stuff. You know, it's just a data mind. I think number, Fatherland, it's that's easy. Yeah.

555. But I mean, I do, I do agree with, but like he should be able to say, no, I don't want to give my number and that be that instead of being, but if he knows it's going to me a number I wonder how should it He knows it's gonna be know that not gonna take no I gotta be honest. I've never given my information. I always say not to that. I was like no I even say something like I don't have email like Also, if they say if they but it's never gone past that that's what I'm saying like I've never had anybody be like well

I can't yeah, why would they do it to him? No, she looks like he's fucking That's what I'm saying. Like I've never had anybody be like, well, I can't. Yeah, why would they do it to him? No, she looks like he's fucking cut. Like, he's anyway. That's like, yeah, who's, why aren't you arguing with me? Because it makes no sense.

It's like, you know, you're not a repeat customer. Right. Never seen it before. I mean, I'm not saying that, because you're in the Alta store. Yeah, it's mostly girl stuff. You're not likely going in there on a regular basis. Just like, you know, get him in and out of the store. Yeah, as quickly as possible. We should both want the same thing.

Yeah. I went to PetSmart, like, not too long ago. What's that? For you to go. Yeah. I went to PetSmart, same thing. It's like, there was this, like, the Goddamn cat eats these really expensive food now. It's like $70 a fucking bag. So I, so I, I'm like, why? Because it's a- You requested this? Yeah, I'm like, please, only the finest. Did you get a cat requested? No, because of the skin problem. The princess Mitch has the skin problem, so I had to get her special food this cut.

So I get to the counter. I got two bags of it because it was marked down like $20 each, but when she rings it up, it's full price. And I said, this should be X amount of dollars. And I can see in her face, she's like, flummox, she doesn't know what to say. And she goes, well, what's your number? I said, I don't want to give you my number. I said, I don't have a number with you guys. And she goes, well, the only way you can get the sale is if you have the number.

I am flip out this time I go, that is not true. I said, you don't know how to do it. I said, get your manager and do it. And then she goes and gets her fucking manager and the manager's like, oh yeah, this is what you have to do. I'm supposed to walk away from fucking 40 bucks because this stupid fuck can't do her own job.

Just give 555. No, that wouldn't even come up as a real number. They don't know that. They gotta put it in. They're not gonna tell you that sort of stuff. But if to put it in. They're not going to tell you that. But if they put it isn't tied to an encounter something, well, that's why an old trick is a lot of people register with 867-5309.

So you just put in whatever area code you're at and 867-530. What a merciful time that must have been. Well, that's fucking stupid shit. We avoid conflict and being in a way. Yeah, I guess you do. That's what it's about avoiding conflict. That's what your life should be at this point. Is it these young kids don't know what the number is?

It should, but I just, I gotta, yeah. That's true, yeah, you're right. You don't care what the number is. You don't care about the number problem though or avoiding conflict. It's a principle. You care about the principle. First of all, yeah, there's more important to you

than avoiding conflict. You care about the principle. You care about the conflict. But I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm collecting conflicts. Because I just don't get it. I'm like, who are you to fucking tell me this? Do you want my fucking money or not? If yes, then fucking step on the fucking numbers.

You also want the phone number too. You can only have one. I'm a customer. You can have one. The phone number is probably more valuable than the money at this point. They're gonna fucking turn around and sell it on. Oh yeah.

Do you have somebody you don't like? I have lots of people I don't like. Do you have somebody you don't like that you have a phoenix number up? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Do you have that phoenix number? Hey, that's not too bad.

But then she feels like she won. Then that's, and then Sully and I are getting all these phone calls. So when? What do you want to get? It's madness, man. These people, they're just like, hey, these are the rules. These are the rules we've decided to implement.

And this, here's the new fucking value code. And everybody better fucking follow Whether it's social or a fucking corporation telling you to give you their fucking your personal information or an email address or any number of things Those are the rules of the show. Don't shout. They've made all the way work the rules though. What's that turns out they weren't the rules? Now I know you may agree with him about the corporate asking for the phone number, but but far as his I mean for his mental being how could he deal with how would you counsel me? Yes. Yeah, you need to take step back. Mm hmm.

Go on. And not to say that. That's a wind up a swing. You do not get mad. He's like, I've had a one point program. And then a char just driven by what a bumper sticker. Take a step back, yo. Take a breath because you know, because, especially when it's my line of work, I mean,

you know, you gotta be like, because all the welfare people stink. Wow, there are the demons. Well, the demons, people to deal with. Well, the demon people, oh, I thought we were talking about it. Oh, possessed people? No, no, I was trying to find my welfare clients. How is the, you know, I can pursue,. No, no, I was for my welfare clients. How is the, uh, a bazoo,

a shit. Yeah. Actually, um, he's on them stamps inside of the business. I know you said your dollars to some, what's quiet to some, uh, but you weren't going to some seminars and stuff. Unless the way you, you talked to me about it, weren't you, weren't you signed up? Where did you, um, they were supposed to offer course at the seminar.

I don't know if they got enough people to offer it We have that trouble filling that glass We heard that article was it from Ireland where the pre-skull came out and says that you know possessions are going through the roof Yeah, I mean the trouble now is really to take the the courses you have to go to Rome Oh Hard-shim you can't get a room. No. How long with the course? It's like three months in the summer. Basically go all summer.

Oh, three months in the summer and roam after that. That's insane. But you don't have that much vacation. You can't take that time off. Well, is it an account that's like work, like work study or like is it really vacation time or is it? Well, the state doesn't, you know.

Oh, the state. I don't care what I'm doing on my free time. But like taking a step back, is there anything else that you could recommend for him to like to maybe like help? So I could you know, my blood pressure was going nuts and then I was going home and I'm all like, you know, I just, I decided I had to stop, you know, just stop getting, just take a step back.

I just take a step back. Like, well, my brother, I went last time I was in L.A. I went out with my brother step back. Well, my brother, last time I was in LA, I went out with my brother and he was like, hey, you know what I was thinking about? You're, you're a shit and, and he's like, I'm pretty sure you have what's called intermittent explosive disorder. And I looked it up and I was like, yeah,

this kind of sounds like it. So now you're a victim. Hey, I'm sick. Yeah, all right. Is there like a, is there like an app for this? Like, you know, like you when your blood pressure starts going up, your watch will tell your phone to like send you an alert maybe to.

Like don't punch a hole in the wall for no reason. Or step back. Like our Bruce Banner felt it coming on. Do do do do. Yeah. I do appreciate the advice. It's eerily similar to the advice my 12 year old kid with Down syndrome. Right. Like she thinks I'm going to freak out. She's eerily similar to the advice my 12 year old kid with Down syndrome. Right. Like she thinks I'm gonna freak out. She's like, Dada, she's like, take a breath. Take a breath. She goes, you're a con boy.

Like she got real zen in shit, you know. This is a work on 100% of the times. And she doesn't? Not all the time. But if she says it, then I like, I, there is something that I'm like, okay, I'm acting this way in front of her and I want to do that. Do you, wait, because you said your brother said it was that thing, and then you looked it up, but what's the treatment for that? Medication. With medication? Yeah. Oh, what medication? By mood stabilizers.

That kind of thing. What do you need insurance for those? Insurance? Yeah. You know, I have insurance, I just got it. I believe that the kids, you know, if you find relaxation and doing stuff with your kid, I think that helps. I mean the other night, I was really upset about something, something stupid. Sorry, it was a kid. It was probably most likely to go to it, but I went home and my youngest

wants to go out and get something to eat. And then I was mentioned that I want to see the spider verse. And she said, I'll go. So I know, and I was really feeling just like shitty, but I said, all right, because she never ever goes to the movies. And she didn't, and it was the first time in a long time, I went to the movies, we went to the movies, totally forgot what I was man about it, I was watching it. Yeah, that's good. What do you think of the movie? I liked it. Yeah.

I like it. I thought there was some really fun moments. Right. I mean, the middle age Peter Parker is the best. Yeah. I thought the spider noir was really good. He was great. Spider-Ham.

I mean, it's definitely worth it. Did you stay for after the credits? Yeah. I was on some of it. 66, 67 spider-many. 67, yeah. That's awesome. But, oh, so you never gone to like a therapist or psychoanalyst? No, that's on the way. 66, 67 spider-man. 67, yeah. That's awesome. But, I saw you never gone to like a therapist or psychoanalyst.

No, that's everything. Okay. For years, it doesn't help. I did it at the time. Or the medication helps. Should they change it? In 2019, shouldn't they change the name of that psychoanalyst? It just sounds horrible.

Like nobody wants to say that psychoanalyst. Yeah, psychoanalyst. Psychologist. Psychologist. Like, so they like make that a softer gentler word? What can you do about that? Counselor? Well, yeah, I mean, there's a counselor's therapist,

but they're like different grades, like a psychoanalyst is like, that's higher grade. That sounds like he needs the top. Do you still listen on a regular basis? Oh, yeah. So what do you think? Oh, no, no, in my perspective, my pastor is actually tall.

He's got a tall psychoanalyst as well. So he sees people on the couch. And I'm sure he would tell Brian that, you know, it's not about the cashier. It's about all his childhood grace. She has bottled up that he not in my fault, right? All those times, Pam and Edgar made you give phone numbers out. Yeah.

Yeah. You'll be a good boy. You follow the rules. You know, because your relationship with your mom and dad, you know, come up episode after that. Okay, Mommy, can I get a hug with your phone number? Is everything just go right back to your dad? Probably stuff you need to work through.

Yeah, I would think is your every therapist you're analyst told you this, sir? What's up ever therapist your analyst told you this or what's it? Have your therapist told you this that you got all this unresolved childhood stuff for I think that's everyone though That's that's the source of everyone's problems is unreasonable childhood shit for the most part Yeah, I think part of it's gonna be dealing with what you got right like if that's what you're leaning towards You get a figure out a way to deal with those feelings Of who Pam are Edgar? Yeah.

Lately, Pam, if you want to hear the Christmas story. Do you remember that? Yeah. Ooh. Is it Christmas story? Oh, sure. A record amount of time that I was like I'm out of here. Really?

Yeah. I didn't think it was going to go that way, because the first hour was pleasant. Yeah. I'm maybe, we haven't we had this before. I think it was like a holiday dinner as well that several. Yeah, well Thanks, give it a lot well. That's super exciting because I spend Christmas alone. Just me and the cats, right? So when he texted that he was out of there, I was like fucking awesome

And by then he was already too drunk. He's yeah, I went home. I just drank That's the that's the new way of dealing with things? No. No, it was that day. No, I don't know. That's not a good way to handle things. These are problem with it. Yeah. I'll take Dr. Gittem's advice.

Hi, Mr. Incredible. I do not think drowning the problems in alcohol are the way to go here. That day it was. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I really do anything. Did it really resolve anything? No, of course it didn't. We could have had an awesome time. temporarily. Yes. Super Christmas ever. We could have. Next year. I'm sure it'll happen again this time.

I will time on. I am by by rule alone every Christmas. I can't seem that way. Yeah. Yeah. I am alone because I go to my family for Christmas. Even then I have to go home for the cats to feed the cats of Christmas and for anyone that's like This cocksucker loved it. You shouldn't see the text I got It's pretty good man who is even too I even know midnight came I was playing red dead resumption to I looked over the left and I saw like a phone to 12.09 I was like oh I turned to my cat. I go happy new year I just kept playing until three in the morning. It's fucking great Not defensive at all

That's healthy healthy. Yeah, so what happened at Pam's so we were We're hanging around and we're We just start to eat What's the dinner menu? We're hanging around and we're, we just start to eat. What's the dinner menu? What it was like a bunch of like, like carved ham and turkey and roast beef and that kind of traditional, traditional stuff. So we're eating and people are talking

and out of nowhere, Pam turns to me and says, Brian, when you talk to Susie, can you ask her what the password for my fit bet account is? Susie being your old girlfriend. Yeah. And your new girlfriend is there? Yeah. Mary Beth being my new girlfriend who's fucking 12 inches away

from you right here. And I said, all right, talk about that later. First of assumption, yeah, I was nicer to slightly nicer her than the older girl. That I still talk to her and that this is a conversation that I would have or she would fucking remember from over a year ago. Oh, the password to her fifth account. So I

talk about later. She's like, but she's the only one I need it. I said later. I still talk about it later. later, she's like, but she's the only one I need it. I said later. I so talk about it later. And then she's like, she's like, but I need it. And I said, I said, my, I said, my, I said, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, I'm knowing I wasn't coming back. I said, well, I'm going for a ride at least, I don't know. And then I didn't go back and she texted. And of course, she's like, she's like, I miss you. It's like, no, no, you don't get to act like that.

And then I have to sit like, it wasn't great. It wasn't just a faux pas or that you think it was something more to it. That was three faux pas in a row. No, because is she does not like the new girl? No, she likes her. Oh, okay. No, she likes her.

She's just that fucking dopey that she should know not to bring that up in front of her. But that fucking couldn't wait. You're in the middle of Christmas dinner. You're gonna go drop Joe on the fucking treadmill in 20 minutes. Like, shut the fuck up. Like, take a cue, you fucking glittering idiot. It was so annoying.

It's like you fucked up my whole day. Now I gotta go get drunk. Christmas day. Now I gotta go get drunk and fucking wallets. Gonna judge me. Yeah. Get him warm, though. Yeah, no, get him on the side.

I was just like, god damn it man. But as they get older, yeah. Fought going to follow the answers. Take a step back. Well, I mean, actually, I think leaving probably, you know, I'd rather than, because if you stayed and she kept up, what was going to go on? Yeah, I would have screamed. Probably worse. Said some stuff. So that probably wasn't a bad thing. Now, when you left, say Jean-Marie Beth go with her, did they stay? Did they? Sage stayed because I'm not going to ruin her time, Mary Beth. No, she's... That would be weird if she stayed. Yeah.

Well, I don't know what she would say. She would be like, thanks. Best Christmas ever. Best Christmas ever. She's like, she hounded me. I'm telling her, I don't know if she's henceful number or you're fifth in the best world. Fucking fitment.

I guarantee you, like you can't set up a new account. I'm sure that would be a good progress for it. Oh the fucking thing. I guarantee you, like you can't set up a new account. I'm sure that would be a good progress. That's a good progress for an option. Oh my fucking god, yeah. But that's, and I'm just like, is this it? Is this like, is this my lot? Yeah, it really is because it's like, I'm fucking 51.

She's 72, 73 or something. I'm like, this is just it. This is the way it is. Yet I can't accept it. I'm like, fucking moron. Shut the fuck up. That's really what I want to say. It's like how how do you not get this? How are you so dense? I don't know why you don't make alternate plans for Christmas though other than going up to the house then. Yeah. Yeah. Just try. What's that? I really don't think it's going to fucking stop

an island next year. I rarely see it working out though. It seems to always go in this direction. So maybe next year you know you remove yourself from the situation. Step back. Or have it at your house. No because then I'd have to kick them out. At least this way I can just leave. Otherwise I'm like everybody out. Just have it at your house. Oh, not them, just me. Yeah. We're selected people you invite. Yeah. Yeah, I guess all this trying hasn't really paid off.

Yeah. Fucking a. I mean, you know, take up the mantle. Invite people over, provide a meal, maybe a little potluck or something, and you know, start a new tradition. Be quiet. I'm going to talk to you in a minute. I'll talk to you in a little pot luck or something and you know, start a new tradition. Be quiet, you don't want to talk to me. I'm here to spend a little time too. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just stopped at the station gave some presents to Jeff I gave him a gift card to I gave him a gift card to Amazon

No, I think it was just a V-stitch card and I gave Mike his cane memory that I picked up Oh, yeah, and then I went home and then Everybody got the car and everybody even even my oldest who I didn't think was gonna do it this year and we went out and we checked out the lights. Oh yeah. Came home. Got to bed early, got up for Christmas, then my mom came over, just played some games. Local lights or the set. We went out far. We just picked a direction and got lost. Okay. Yeah. What came this? Played some games like like it was a sex

Battle of the sexes It was naked twister I don't want to play. Yeah, so that's always fun when you get that's the only way I can motivate my girls Just say that they can't beat the guys and then I get some going. I know that. But there's so many more females. It's like you and Joe pretty much. And my sister's hug. Oh, he was too.

Yeah, so it was good. It was one. I mean, do I need to ask? The girl's one. They won? Yeah, but it was with a wink. Oh, gosh. I gotcha.

Good job, Gals. Good job, Gals. I mean, come on. I don't want to ruin Christmas like the Jocs instead. You know how to make it a good evening? Letting the girls win is equivalent of me giving my number to the old girl, Josh. We're just gonna make this smoothest. Yeah.

You would have ended up in a fight. Q, we know what you did. You sat around alone. Yeah. Invisible. Chuck, what'd you do? Do you hire another Santa? I heard no.

I actually have a pretty traditional Christmas. My family has a big dinner with me and my brother and his wife, my girlfriend, Gina, my other brother, everybody gets together. We have a big huge dinner table. My mom gets a new big theme every year and makes a big cornucopia kind of thing and a big dinner.

What was the theme this year? Well, it was like blue and gold. 9-11. Yeah. It's every year dedicated to a different tragedy. And it's really, really fun to work in Christmas. Oh, so fun. Blue and gold, what does that mean?

No. It was just basically like, you know, after a while when you decorate for Christmas every year and everything is so green and red, she wanted to go like, oh, let me have an alternate thing. So she had like gold like reindeer and like stars and stuff like that. Flash colored red, it me have an alternate thing. So she had like gold like reindeer's and like stars and stuff like that. Flash colored red it was the park lint thing. Chargers. Who said that?

I mean, uh, Chargers. I'll cut that one out. Blue and gold? I didn't hear you said that. I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you. There's not fire. I'm too tired. It's in my heart.

It's in my heart. I'm trying to live on in my heart. He whispered. That's all right. Even I was a sh- Do you put a taste? David Hawking was for that part of right- Brain Ticket.

That was a- David Hawking, a sh- I have. Like, I gotta say it. I don't want people to be like, why would he even think it? Let it on say it. So if I whisper it, and you get them. Chris receive I stopped at the stash as well. Went and did laundry and then I went to my father's girlfriend's house up in North Jersey.

And then the story came home, then went up to my aunt's in Hapakong for Chris. What was the theme of dinner? The theme was get to it before get them. Actually, no, it for my one family's house, it's they every man for himself was the theme. They wait for this or cage. Everyone is matching sneakers. They're for only one gets out. Get him in his aunt and steal cage with a fucking ham in the middle. That's right now. Iron cage. No, it's pretty much they want to see what a cheesecake I cooked for. Yeah you fucked it up right?

No yeah I kind of did but I did. How'd you know he fucked it up? I did too. It's the first thing he told me on the 26th. But it was so delicious. It's kind of been a kind of off to a pretty rough start for Gidham 2019, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

We recorded something special before this episode. He was off his game. Just a little. Yeah, a little. Just a game a little bit in 2019. Just a little. Were you nervous? Ah, a little.

I think when I switched to reading over from the piece of paper versus his iPad, it smoothed out a little. I thought there was no way that they were going to keep it in. All his boners. All his boners. I was like, we can't do it. We're going to.

If we don't do it, we've got seven minutes of material. About your final answer, what had you spent Christmas? Church on Christmas Eve, and then my second oldest, actually, he moved out this year. So he wanted to host the gift exchange, so we went to his appointment. When you say church, were you presiding, or were you just in the pews? Sir, yeah. Oh, well, yeah. And then I've analyzed a mosque.

Is that what you see all the weekend warriors come out on Christmas Eve Guys are posters Do judge them you got it You know when they start complaining it's like here once a year shut up. What are they complaining about? It's too about to crowd it to crowd it's just your brother can't say where they want to sit or is this a sign sitting be now what are you responding to that they come directly to you ignore them oh yeah no I mean you'll hear you know you're the problem that would be pretty

pretty out there if they were like went up to the you know his pet answer is whatever Christmas there's a few things I want to talk to if anyone has any complaints before I continue this mass please say it's a hell or I want to talk to about it. If anyone has any complaints before I continue this mask, please say it. Is that a horrible thing? Since you know you're playing in front of a packed house on that on that on that mask, does that get you a little bit nervous like it was nervous earlier tonight? No, doesn't doesn't phase you.

Do you keep your sermon on an iPad or if you speak? Ah, my new pastor likes to do all the sermons. So do you wear a cat helmet while you're delivering? If you are to like make a mistake, do you just blow right through it or do you acknowledge and start over like doing a sermon? Yeah, I don't know that I've ever made like a massive like Mispronounced the word Yeah, Satan instead of God Just yeah, just back it up, but yeah, I don't think I've ever

Yeah, because I've been in church. I don't they never make mistakes. Yeah, because when I've been in church, they never make mistakes ever. So I've never, like, doing a podcast, we make so many mistakes and stumble and bumble over words, but it's not you guys, man. It's a Holy Spirit. When I was young, really young, we went to a Methodist church. I was probably like six or seven, and his name was Reverend Applegate, and he was given his sermon, and he walked from the Reverend Applegate and he was given his sermon. And he walked from the pulpit and he was standing

and it's like pulpit, pulpit, and then these three stairs in the middle. And as he's talking to you just suddenly grab this heart, homeboy had a heart attack. He fell to the ground, yeah. He lived, no, he lived, but he had a heart attack and people like, we got out of church early, so.

Yeah, yeah, that was fun. I saw a priest have a stroke during church too, when I was in seventh grade, and it was like 300 kids, because I wasn't in the confessional with you. That's right. Yeah. It was, it was right there. Before Father Land,

my name was Fridge. Yeah. It was a scavenger and I swear, father. And he had a stroke, also like his face went. Well, he just kind of like lost all of his like understanding of where he was. He got super confused and started laughing a lot. And it was all kids.

It was mostly kids because I went to a Catholic like grade school, so it was like during school hours. So it was like terrifying. Yeah, it was like, it was 300, like 11 year olds. You know, it was great to like six or seven. Yeah, great one to eight. So, you know, that age range and everyone was laughing along with him. He's not scared. He's overwhelmed at that buffet. He's an adult and also to them. Oh, my God. He's doing his laugh. Oh, he's fucking, he doesn't know where he is. Yeah, he's stopped in the middle of it.

He was looking around with that. I was wondering. I was laughing. I was like, what's wrong with you? Well, even that's terrifying. They just start fucking. Yeah, like the Joker and the little one. Dang, that's scary. He started wandering around the kiddin' know

like what was going on or what he was supposed to be. I mean, he probably could have shot his pants like if he went on long enough. That would've been terrible. He might have had one of those big robes. I don't know. That sounds scary. I don't know if that does that common effect of... Well, in the strokes I've had no.

I didn't shoot a pass. How many have you had? You've had multiple? Well, one big one, but we don't know what any of it is. I'm fine, everything's fine. Okay, I didn't know you. Is it any kind of loss of body control? Yeah, well I was on stage when I had fine. Everything's fine. Okay. I didn't know you said any kind of loss of body control. Yeah, well I was on stage when I had it. I was in Baltimore fucking church. I was in Baltimore

like that priest. Oh I was in front of like 4,000 people we'd do in Baltimore and and there's 15 minutes left in the show and I was looking up at the lights and then my right eye Where and I was like, you know how you stare at a light and you get those, it covered my entire right eye except for a little bit on the bottom. And I got super nauseous and I dizzyed and dizzyed and nausea walked to the side of the stage and there was a garbage feel there and I just throw up, stand up, throw up again and then I went out on stage, finished the show, and then I went back stage, and I was like, man, I really fucking can't see out of the right eye. And I was talking to these fucking crazy headaches and everything like that.

But, and you finished the show, though. Finish the show. Was that the man in judges? Is this something? No, it was too the, in several of this. Yeah, I'd say, yeah, so I know the exact moment I had it. It was crazy. Yeah, it never happened, never again, after that. No. No, I got it. Did you know what it was?

You know it was like a serious thing or something? I figured that's what it was. Yeah, I figured, but it took a lot of testing and shit like that. Yeah, I took it to the bottom of it. Yeah. It was good to see you. I mean, how even they should have given you like a, I mean, a standing o that the audience know, that you announced it to the audience

No, I didn't I didn't tell anybody Thank you for being a friend I had occasion to visit Q over this break too. Oh yeah, on the winter break. Yeah, we watched three movies. Three movies. Three movies. You guys had a movie night. We do.

Yeah, I thwarted in. I was what was the selections. Well, first we in. Of course. What was the selections? Well, first we watched Golden Girls episodes. Yeah. Three episodes of Golden Palace. Just to ease into the movie. Before you got into the movies.

Yeah. Then we watched a house that Jack built. It's like this Matt Dillon movie. Right. A serial killer. It was so fucked up. Was it good? It's not the way I would describe it. It's too disturbing.

It gets almost like a comedy in how fucking crazy and violent it gets. Yeah, it's real over the top violent and it just gets like it's like it's. He's essentially towards the last 20 to 25 minutes. Really? It's new. Yeah, it just came out. And he's a serial killer and he's talking to someone and he's going over five kills that he did in his life,

but they're fucking brutal, man. Like, like, kids. Well, yeah, like, I know he gets the best fucking part of the movie, but I have to say that I don't like. Yeah, it's a spoiler, but like, he, so don't listen for like the next minute, if you don't have to say that I don't like. Yeah, it's a spoiler, but like he, so don't listen for like the next minute

if you don't have to be spoiled. But before he says anything, what he's about to say in your mind, you're gonna be like, there's no fucking way that this is entertaining and that these two are laughing about it. But having this, you just gotta believe it.

Take a step back and just, and just don't judge on on first glance of this Yeah, so he so Jack Matt Dylan's character Has a it's it's him and a woman and two kids 710 710 and He's teaching them. I don't I can't remember exactly how she contracted him, but he's giving the one kid shooting lessons. On a range.

Yeah, on a range. It's like a big open space. No one else is around. They drove out to this area. And there's like a couple different like, you know, like targets and shit like that. And at a certain point, he decides he's going to hunt them. That's fucking crazy. But wait, this isn't even the weird part.

Yeah. So he's up in this like, what do you call it? Like a crowsow. Watchtower, watchtower, type thing. And he's got the sniper rifle and a kid runs to try to like run to a different area. And he pops him and kills a kid in front of the mom. And then the mom, am I right when I'm saying the mom ran out?

Well, no, then he, the mom ran out, but he let the mom go. And he shot the other kid shot the other kid in front of her and then sets up a picnic and makes the mother feed the kids food during the picnic. She's so alive. She's still alive. That hunts her down and kills her. It's fucking insane. But we're not the worst part yet. It's human centipede level.

They say it is big. It's so fucking bizarre and out there. Yeah. And you would have to see the kid to fully appreciate it, but he's like, well, this is my family now, basically. So he does some light taxidermy and like bends these hangers so he can like give the people expressions. He's weird Joker smile.

So it's a, it's a, the kid who he just shot, totally stiff like like a, like a ladder. You just look at the wall. Yeah, with a hanger in his mouth. So he has this big, huge, like Joker grin. Joker smile. And then he's just in the background of every other scene. Like, and that's all you can look at.

And that's why you're just like, I'm just like, it goes beyond like, this is horrifying to like, I mean, they're just fucking with this, right? Like, it's crazy. I want an action figure of that kid, man. I tell you, it's a theatrical release. Very limited. I think Ellie and you were still on Netflix. No, we ran to that.

We ran to that, yeah. Okay, what made you like pick that Netflix. No, we ran to that. We ran to that. Yeah. Okay. What made you like pick that movie? Actually, Troy had mentioned it. Troy sent me the trailer. He was like, check this out. Did you say it, Troy?

No. I don't know that I can recommend the movie to anybody. No. I mean, I was glad that I saw it at your place as opposed to a theater because like, we got up once or twice to you It got it got all the looks you get for the laughter. Yeah, it's long. It was just long Dude, it's so long and then the ending takes a real weird turn. I mean, what could we just spoil the ending? I guess if you're still listening now you deserve it

So it turns out like he's talking to He's in hell and he's describing how we got the hell to someone and He's walking down the circles of hell and he gets to the bottom and it's the lowest pit of hell and there's a bridge to heaven That's broken and then it's about him trying to get over the bridge so he can go up to heaven And it's just fucking weird you spend the last 20 minutes of the movie and hell Yeah, like last the last 20-25 minutes. You're like David Lynch directed this. Yeah. It's just so out there. And that's cool. Yeah. But nothing prepares you for that up to that point.

It's really, it's Lars Von Trier, you know, it's a very artsy. Yeah. Yeah. Very artsy. So graphic too. Like I don't think most people could stomach. Because I almost couldn't. It was fucking crazy.

Yeah. Our stomachs hurt from laughing. So I'm like, yeah We ended up laughing a lot. And then we watched our crazy Rich Asians. Did you see that Troy? No, but I've heard you loves it. Yeah. Yes, I did.

People have been tweeting at our ass. Yeah. It's all right, no problem. Crazy Rich Asians we watched. And we were like, we're flipping around. And we were like thinking of good movies to watch. And then we saw that and I was like, you know how much money that movie made?

And we just started talking about, it's like, all right, let's watch it. Let's see what makes that much money. Sixth, the sixth biggest grossing romantic comedy in American history. Wow. It made something like 270, 280 million bucks. So we watch it.

And it is the most cookie cutter shit. It's my big fact-requiting. Super cookie cutter with bad dialogue, bad acting, bad direction, weird shit like people texting each other, things coming up on the screen. But just bad, like awful. It's basically about some girl. At first, this fucking doesn't even make sense. Girls dating some guy for a year. And he's like At first, this fucking doesn't even make sense. Girls dating some guy for a year. And he's like, hey, I want you to meet my parents. And they're like, everyone else is like,

oh, don't you know who he is? You know, he's a crazy rich agent. Some literally do work. That's how he's described. Yeah. And she's like, what do you mean? They're like, oh, he has crazy money. So they go to meet the parents and the grandparents, and I guess it's an Asian thing

where like every fucking older Asian person is like, you ain't shit. So the people, like, you're a Chinese American, you're nothing. Yeah, you're not a real like blackish kind and like with black people, you know. And you're just like, I don't give a fuck about any of these people. I don't give a fuck if they, because of course it's like,

like how can you date this person for a year and not know that they're super rich? But everyone else does. And he was, he's like a celebrity type rich person, like a Kardashian almost. And now just everybody I'm sure everyone knows. We jerked each other off. Yeah. There's more outrage or offense at the crazy rich Asians. Yeah. And then, uh, you're terrible at the crazy rich Asians.

Yeah. You're terrible. How's that Jack? How's that Jack? How's that Jack filled? Look, it's not about the content. It's about the goals. Like, how's that Jack filled?

Accomplished. It's fucking goals. Yeah. And you got to respect that. Fucking, I mean, I guess you could say the same about crazy. You can't respect that. I can't respect the goals. I can't, no, that say the same about crazy. You can't respect the goal. I can't respect the goal. I can't know that.

I respect the goal. I respect the goal. Yeah. I'm crazy. You can't see the table. Why do you do it? It's my audition date. I love you too, lady.

Come on, let's hope this is. Make no mistakes if they ask me. I would do it. But the only redeeming part was Ken Jong. Anything Ken Jong was in. You wanted Ken Jong to be in the entire movie. Every second of it, you wanted him to, you actually wanted him to play every role

like the fucking clumps in. Because you could tell he was the only actor that they were like, don't just stick to the shitty dialogue, like do whatever you want and he killed it every scene. Yeah. So to like, or are there, where are the other people in the movie known or have they have like a category?

Oh yeah, I think Michelle, yo, was the mother. She's gonna be awesome. I think in Singapore, some of them are trying to, some of them are. But it's fucking weird and that every friend, every friend is like to him is like, you can't marry her. She's not good enough for you.

She's a Chinese girl from America. You're royalty like shit like that. And then in the end, like he's like, he's like, I don't give a fucking proposing anyway. Proposes blah blah and then in the end like he's like he's like I don't give fucking proposing anyway Proposes to her and then they have an engaging party and everybody's there everyone who is against every mother Fuck it. I was like she is not good enough for you every the mother is there everybody's there with no explanation The suddenly all happy and then fireworks go off in the movie ends Because the crazy rich Asian guy had to be like fuck you grandma like I don't care about tradition

I'm so in love and you know it's a love cock love cockers all yeah for two years and then she's gonna fucking get a divorce and a huge settlement And those guys are like I told you she's in the mariner. Yeah, but he won't care because he's got he's crazy Rechasing. It's gonna come some money. It was it was crazy. Then we watched moon. Did you see moon? Oh Sam Rockwell He'd never even heard of it So I did a tell him what it was about. I just put it on and let him watch it That's really good movie. Oh, it was David Bowie's son direct to that right? Oh, I don't know Yeah, don't jump. Oh, cool. Yeah, I like it. I knew he would dig it so show it to him It's funny because you went up to go home

Yeah, you like I got to go home and I just hit play and then you ended up standing I was like baby, it's cold outside. Yeah. Maybe just one more of you will be here. Say, what's in this movie? I also, I went to see the Mule, the Clint Eastwood movie. Did anyone else see it? I didn't see it. No.

It's not like Breaking Bad for Clint Eastwood? No, it's like... I remember going, being in theaters when the unforgiven came out, like the trailer came out. And I remember people laughing because Clint Eastwood was old at that point. Yeah. But laughing like, oh, it's over for you Clint Eastwood. And then the movie won a war and shit. It was a unforgivens a great movie.

Yeah. Now is when they should be laughing. Really? Because he's like dottering at this point. So he like kind of like makes fun of it within the movie. Okay. Like the way he talks and shit. Essentially, he's this old guy who needs money

meets up with the friendliest cartel on earth that is going to let him just do whatever he wants to get this increasing number of kilos of heroin or whatever to wherever it needs to go. It hammers you with social justice shit at one point like the cops. What, he's what, really? Yeah, it was pretty crazy.

But I mean, on one hand, he's using the word negroes to these black people who broke down in their car. And they were like, hey, we don't see Negroes anymore. And he's like, okay, and they're like, that's the end of the scene. Well, he learned something. I mean, not really. I thought it was based on a true story.

I don't think so, was it? I'm pretty sure. It doesn't really mean much. It was not a story worth telling then, man, because it just didn't seem realistic. Well, you don't think there's meals? No, I think there are meals, but I don't think that like the mob boss is like I want to meet our

fucking top mule. He's like you can't touch him he's our top mule. It's like fuck it. There's no such thing as a top mule though it did give me an idea for a reality show Mexico's next top mule. Well I think also you have to think about yourself that you think every cartel boss is a cartoon caricature that you see in the movies though I mean these are still human beings. I'm gonna forge some links and you will see what modern day cartels are like They might not like about me heading you went missing for three days But you may assure me $10,000, but you know what? I'll let you suck it out. You can't stay top mule if you're going to take days off.

It's not going to happen for you. It's just there's no fucking way. I don't know. I think that you've probably seen it. He went missing Hollywood's $6 million of heroin. He disappeared for a week. And when they found them, they're like, first his wife was dying and then his daughter was getting married

and then his wife was dying. So it was like getting married and then his wife was dying. So it was like he had to be gone for a week and then when they found them, they're like, oh, mule, like where were you? You would think if you're top mule, you could ask for like the weekend off for, you know, a it's my daughter's wedding. Well, they killed that guy. They killed the nice boss. So then like, it's not like an angry boss came in and it wasn't the same situation.

It was not the same situation. It was not the same situation. Work your relationship went south. Yes, for phone. Yeah, south of the quarter, baby. I know you're going to have. But at the same time, like, I don't, I didn't understand why they wanted to displace the nice box. Everybody was making money.

The track, the chipmints were smooth, even though Mule was fucking, you know, did he have a tip into the product for a funny wacky drug scene? No, fortunately not. No, no, Clinton on heroin. But it was just at one point like the this, it was strange because I think it was like a, like a Mexican guy or a Puerto Rican guy or something. He gets pulled over by the cops. And for some reason, the Mule is there. And the guys go in, this is going to be the most five dangerous, statistically, there's the most five dangerous minutes of my life. Don't shoot me. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, like all this like kind of

weird cops stuff. And then he says it again, like, like, statistically, this is the most dangerous five minutes of my life. And I'm like, oh my God, I come on. Can you turn in any direction without somebody being like, here's what you've been doing wrong all your life? Sure, you can. It's true TV's fucking. I love it. Yeah.

I'd say it's 10 o'clock Thursday nights. There's no judge in this. No politics. I don't got to hear about Trump. I don't have to hear about Trump. He'll bring all the way down. It makes self some popcorn. Come on, my pulse pulses at like 30.

You truly get tune in and tune out, right? You know what, it's what the world needed for. I tried the first couple of years. Straight like guys. It turns out that it's what the world needed. Medicine. It's full of sugar. Funny white American.

Do you know how I spent years, Eve? How's that? Watching in practical jokes with Watch the marathon. That was you didn't watch the ball drop. Nope. How come we have more fun watching We flip over Well, that's a reference to something we recorded earlier tonight You got a bounce. So take care, everybody. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year to me, bud.

It's been great. Yeah. It's been great. Yeah. It's been easy. Yeah. Yeah. Good to see you again. Thank you. Thank you. Maya.

Flip over to the New York nonsense. Now, I know there's some, like some company in the room. I don't want to get too vulgar, but something happened that gave him told me about when he was watching the ball drop. And I was, I was, it was versus ball. He was watching something. He was the clerk. And he told me about it at the level of disdain and disappointment in his voice made me think that I'm like,

I'm rubbing off on him. I'm rubbing off on him. I'm turning him into what I want him to be. Tell him what made you so angry on the disease. Now, I sure your preface is saying that every until, until the years you got a preface until the years she died, I spent every New Year's Eve with my grandmother watching the ball drop. So all the way through I was going to some severe. No, no, it's just that this is, yeah, I don't know why we always need this caveat, but we always watched it Clark. So I was, it's something that I grew up doing and grew up watching. So I'm used to-

Would you stop hitting this fucking stand? So I'm used to watching the ball drop. Dick Clark's rock and New Year's Eve. Yeah, that was your go-to. It was. It was. She loved Dick Clark. It's a family thing to you.

It was. That's what you're saying. And when you watch it, it brings up, brings back good memories. Yeah, and then I've told the story that after she died, I went and visited her grave on New Year's Eve with the TV. With the little TV, and then I've told the story that after she died, I went and visited her grave on New Year's Eve with the TV, right? With the little TV, and you know, would watch the ball drop.

So. No one's in a little lump on his hand anymore. So I had a little bit, I had a little bit of a brain fart. I turned on Channel 4 and B.C. And it was like, you know, it was like New Year's Eve. And I'm watching it. It was Carson Daly and this girl with the last name was, I think it's Chrissy Teigen.

And I have no clue what she is. Just too much information. So, well, Carson's like, let's watch what, let's see what she did over through the year and they go through her Instagram feed. It's like, oh, pictures of your kids, and then they cut to the other photo and. But you remember now, there's ladies in her.

Yeah, she's, she's got like one of those like, yeah, there's ladies. It's about a vagina. I don't think they're gonna be like She's got this face mask on and she's got like a blanket over her lap And he's like, oh, what are you doing in this photo? And she's like vaginal steaming and and I had to stop and listen and Carsten Taylor repeats he goes vaginal steaming. What's that and it just blew my mind that on a network He's repulsed he came in he was upset by that they would bring up vaginal steaming 15 minutes before the ball is dropping.

Right. And I'm like, Oh, let's say you want to watch this with your with your grandchild. And right. If you were watching your grandma, I don't have a gas with you there. I would guarantee she'd be like turn this off. I don't it's this is dirty.

It's right up there with Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl. It just it just baffled my mind that they like they went for vaginal steaming. She would like turn this off. I don't it's this is dirty. It's right up there at Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl It's just it's just baffled by mine that they like they went for vaginal steaming Well, not only did they what they that's that's not true. They didn't go for it He mentioned it as if like and they showed a picture of it though But also, it's and then he's like oh, you know like I can't hear about this. It's like then why the fuck did you bring it up? Like what did they say they had a photo to picture up. They had a photo to throw to you. No, it was planned. Yeah.

I was at the couple at a New Orleans. Yeah, did you see this one? You're like this. Talk about unfamily friendly. This is a video of New Orleans, you said, right? Get them. Yeah. If you watch this couple, and also watch the girl

to the right of it right here this other girl you can see her face it disgust I found this was on ABC in New Orleans oh no it's not no something else he's banging you'll see her face at one point. Right there. Would you see that expression? She's getting fucked live on TV, on ABC, on nobody knew it. If you just keep watching, if you watch him and you watch her, and then you watch her face a couple times.

And also watch the girl to the left of the room. Yeah, there's another girl to her left that makes a face. How do you think that's like legit? I mean, it's totally legit. No. What do you mean how? How do you mean? You just saw it.

So it's nothing. I saw facial expression. You saw the guy move, though. I mean, he's kind of, he's just. Oh, yeah, they're, they're going to a beat that no one else is going to. Has it been so long for you, Walt, that you forget what it looks like? So you think they can't, they can't sweat even. Could they, could they simply, they can't sweat. Could they could they simply they

were either simulating on purpose or they were they were actually fucking they weren't just swaying to the be it's January. In New Orleans in New Orleans. The city I'm not sure I believe everything I see on TV. Me neither. I'm not gonna definitely see them Simulating it so they could say but did you see that that expression?

Yeah, so then they could go and they know they're up in the front row too though. I guess yeah, I don't know I bet you're gonna talk about this on some podcast You thought it was real cute. Who's real to me? There was a look of ecstasy. I'll see that PT Barnum was right I guess I think that's also her body Why do you not want to believe it? That's my question. I just don't believe it. I just don't believe they were in the front row and that's what they're going to do.

I think they're going to put a, like, let's fool. I mean, you got to wait there like eight hours for me in the front row. And certain for all those people. Exactly. That'd be pretty tough. Yeah. It would be tough to do.

It's not impossible though. I mean, everybody's pushed up so close to each other. You don't think that someone was like, you know what we should do? You know, we should do to ring in 2019. Let's pushed up so close to each other. You don't think that someone was like, you know what we should do? You know we should do to ring in 2019. Let's get up front and if we're on camera, dude, I would do it. There's no reason to think they wouldn't do it.

Why would you then? I'm not going all the way up to fucking you. I don't know what the whole thing is. How small my dick will look. That one's Steve Day. Look Fuck, tell me stop and he tried to I've been sure that I'd die But he didn't even lift up Swallowed to take a second try And I'm still standing on ice Do you know why we could think

That fucking interesting It's our life, find our home You're like a lima car And it's our life, that's the night to fall They don't know his history See it as a mystery Why you always put someone I'm driving to see by night

Tell me roughly a letter Cause he didn't know better And he told me the love of his very tail plot And he said I love the action coming in a summer And he told me that he was a little bit of a nut And he told me that love of his very tail plot And he said, I love it, I should come in the summer And he told me that dress Sorry, sorry, oh, it doesn't sound good as nice new house Look the way, pick it up, pick it up And the monkey James Jackson is kids

And his wife says, it's all new luck Joggy's car And I met a drop by, he does your magic play When her son is perfect seen I'm strong little drunk, but I eat as you're my joy When the sun is perfect, see I'm strong but jealousy I could be as we have been For I got like in my name Why do I make it?

Why do I make it? So I got a piece of whiskey, my piece like the case that she did, and I thought that it's gonna be a risky so I chucked off his head, and I pulled him in a shed, but I saw nothing scientifically, but I made a shot of lying, and then sat in an ice-dew house I'm gonna be in risky so I've chucked off his head I'm gonna be in a shed for a song that can sense a thing I'm gonna be in a shadow cry I'm gonna sell me in an ice-doo house With a life in your fence and what did you chase? Then kids say, oh I found out all you liked in a guy And I never get mad at what my child's favorite of it

I'm selling my life to you out With my life in your fence and what did you chase? And my kids say, oh I'm from a home you like Have a guy and my job, but I do from that to flyก็มาไว้ที่เห็นเช่ามาหว่าที่จริงเช่าพี่พักคิดเช่ามาว่า พักมาหาว อยู่ไหว พักมากาย และเจอบความต้องจับใจ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ This has been a production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smotcast.com. Sir, only at smudcast.com