Tell Em Steve-Dave - #398: Max Factor

Episode Date: January 25, 2019

An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis

I love him, oh! What are you doing here, Trinigan? He's got the costume on! I'm gonna above hiding something in my ass. Big Roger S. also loose. Look what? Tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. What's up Walt? I mean what's up Walt?

You thought I was gone for good, but I'm back. Me, Brian Maxwell. That is, I'm not for nothing. That is a terrible, terrible, but every single person, I imagine this is what it's like when somebody does a dusty roads and present. Every one of them to me sounds exactly the same. They just go, and just kind of mumble words. That's a pretty good, I know you may not think it's like, I thought you mean it.

If I close my eyes it sounds just like you. Everyone, what he misses you sometimes, he'll ask me, I'm gonna close my eyes, just give me a few bars. Let me tell you, I was, I think I've learned what empathy truly is today. Right before we started, you guys are talking about football. Yes. Well, you're going to introduce our special guest here.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I wonder who he is. Maybe someone's not needing it. Maybe someone's not needing it. Hi. I'm Brian Maxwell. Yes, but you said, that's a drug you, but you were talking about football. Passionately talking about football. We were. It was awesome. there's there's other people there's four other people in your brother and like his wife and Whoever you guys are says super Rick and his wife will fuck them super Rick and his wife and then everybody's talking about football

Yeah, and I'm like for the first time I know what it feels to be a black person It must feel exactly this What the fuck these crazy what's mother fuckers? Why do they care about this shit? I just try to like just throw some some words out try to join in Cuz you guys were dropping names like Like dusty roads. I'm like is that a That's a wrestler. All right, it's a wrestler. All right. So here you're saying the other Tom, like Tom Brady, who's the other guy?

Aaron Rogers? Aaron Rogers, you're talking about him. Those are the only two names I've ever gotten. I'm not for nothing. He said you were talking about Tom Brady, who's the other guy? Instantly Aaron Rogers? There's no other good quarterbacks in the league.

Fight me, Kansas City fans. Yeah, Kansas City. Did I sell it? It was roughly on par with that brand Maxwell impression, so I thought it was great. You're like, you're a know it all, like you just know it all and your opinion means everything. Sports guys are like that. The sports guys are like, yeah, you're the like the ultra leftists of the sports world where it's like, here's the way things should be done. It's coach fucking sucks, the coach being Trump.

He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing as a fucking idiot. We all hate him, except you guys, you also dislike other teams. Yeah, definitely. But in here, we don't really dislike other countries unless you know. I'm out of your kidding me.

Is there any one country you would point out you'd be like I hate that country? France still you won't let it go Now they are good yeah, yeah, they tried to fuck with our election I mean they're on Facebook right now I'm trying to get motherfuckers debote for some fucking apprentice Are they the reason that? Wait, wait, they're fucking on our reality TV too? They're fucking-

No wonder we got canceled. Any body whose president rides out with no shirt on a horse, you are afraid of that country. That's your mortal enemy. Any country that's like no shirt on a horseback, that's the enemy. I feel like if Putin hadn't done it first, Trump would have done it by now. Like, they don't think he's got the, I don't think he's got the tits to pull it off.

Like Putin is a handsome looking fucking murderous villain. And he's an athlete too, you know that he plays hockey. And he scored seven goals in one game against professional level- Not for nothing. And I'm sure that goalie did not let those goals go by. None of them got with an eight. It's like watching Obama play basketball and the guys are gardening from 40 fucking feet out because they don't want to elbow the president and the mouth. I was gonna say it's like Kim Jong-un, right? Like when he was about to go. What happened?

What happened? What happened? Don't we hate North Korea too? I don't do you actively hate North Korea? I don't mean me personally, but we get together on Wednesdays to hate North Korea. I don't mean me personally, but... We get together on Wednesdays to hate North Korea. Don't we, don't we, don't we, we turn our nose and we turn our back on certain countries. Russia gotta be one of them. I do that to most of my neighbors. I'm not gonna go black. I'm not going global in that shit. The country's called New Jersey.

I guess so, yeah. But you can't, you can't hate Middle Eastern countries. You can't even say Saudi Arabia is full of a bunch of fuck-ups who treat their women like shit. You can't say that insert, like you couldn't go to a liberal college and say that could you? Well I think we've made some rules. Why we should still be that make it that way. Yeah. Because we went and we went into we started a war that wasn't you know justify with know weapons of mass destruction. So there's a little bit of a tiptoe around that. You could think it. Saudi Arabia murdered an American citizen

of their light reporter. Yes, they murdered him. Was he Canadian? I think he was American. American. He was an American citizen that was murdered on foreign soil and not like, I don't just kid like his Republicans.

Tortured. He had it. Proving true. And no one fucking cares. Neither side, no one. And that's an absolute fact. You can't like talk. Oh, you're talking shit about Saudi Arabia.

They're trying to make progress. No, they're not. I got a question to ask you now. I don't know if you know the news, you know the story of what he's talking about. And you know that the leader of the sassans, they killed this guy, they said they got on tape of him telling the people who have to cut his head off,

put your earbuds in and listen to some music while you're doing it. That'll help you, you know, do this task. If you tell me, what are you listening to? What's your choice on your earbuds when you have to have to be had somebody? Has to be music. It can't be an old episode of Maxwell's house. Or a new episode of Maxwell's house. Brish on the block if you're into that type of shit.

Maybe a super cut of Maxwell's house like all his best bits. Bar and music. Yeah, you gotta go music. I'm gonna go. It's gotta be something aggressive, right? It can't be something. No, you want like the Eagles. I'd tell myself if I was Get your pick in an eagle song probably like like a greatest hits album of the Eagles. I'm chopping heads off Take it No head no head all right. It's got that beat you need a beat to it some dubstep maybe I don't like dubstep

But I feel like that's you could cut some fucking head off to some like that mighty mouse head guy So you touch touching those dials like he's got thing blowing out. I mean I keep blowing my ears out I see it's spiking like crazy. I did push the microphone further away if it's on anything higher than three. It's too loud Yeah, um, what are you picking? All right, so he's got Eagles He's got Eagles Travis trip No, I'm gonna go something I'm gonna go classical Relaxing and Zen Yeah, some Baroque you don't do hot plan when you're beheading people

It's not gonna make you feel better about yourself. That's too like listen to mega death while your murder I got my hostel. I'm going corn. Corn? No, yeah, no, what corn? So I just hit I just hit random. What are you talking about? That's horrible. No. Yeah, I need something aggressive man Corn I just feel like Corn on and that's all I'm gonna see is like people being bad Do you listen to corn in your car? No, because I'll just ram into somebody you have get all aggressive I was listening to like some

Jazzy old shit and I put on a corn record and I had to turn it off because like my road rage came back I was like holy shit Maybe this is why I was so angry and depressed all through high school because this was the shit I was listening to But in the point of the music to make it where you don't Feel like you don't want to feel aggressive Mellow yourself. No, you want that Arms of an angel I think you want to get over with your day before he wants to get over with his I think he's like whenever this is is what I do. The guys who are doing the cutting. Mm-hmm. They're like, this is just

what if that's the case, then why did they say put some, put some music on it? It'll help you because probably they're like, I don't know if I can do this. I think that's just gotta help you. No matter who you are, where you're from. They said, you know, if it, it'll help, you said put some music on it'll help it, it'll help you get through this. I think I've heard it. Why not, like, it. Why not get guys then? Every time you turn around, there's some gay guy hanging in a soccer stadium or some but fucking journalist in their head cut off.

Why not just get one of these guys? I hate to get higher those guys because they're such loose cannons, they be cutting your head off. If you don't pray in the proper way, they'll cut your head off. That's a valid point man. So you've got to get guys and you're like that really don't want to do it so they don't turn on you You like it like one of your head Where's my corn super mix?

Turn on me. Yeah, you can't have those black jobs that really wanted to cut your head off Even you don't want to be on a plane ride with them for seven hours going to the wherever they got to go to to commit this act Yeah, they're like itching man. Yeah, I can tell like Wherever they got to go to to commit this act. Yeah, they're like itching man Yeah, I can tell like fuck yeah, you're right. Yeah, so you gotta get people that would you be able to do it if the you got put in charge? I mean corn and no corn. I Don't think there's I don't think there's any way on earth that I could you know go through with that you got to do it I think I could Depending if they were like you're gonna die if you don't kill that guy.

Well, that's what's gonna happen. I would kill that guy. I think it's a really good question of like if you're if you're in a trapped in a room and people are coming to murder you and if they hear you and know where you're at, they're gonna murder. Nazis are coming and you're into the floor and a baby starts crying. Can you kill the baby? I never heard that scenario. Can you kill the baby knowing that when those Nazis get there, they're gonna kill you all and that baby.

The only way to save you is to murder a baby. Can you do it? I don't even think I could do it. I'd die in I would. Everybody says that I'm the only one that says that I would kill the baby. I would probably hope for the best. I would stuff a rag in them and babies mouth them. That would also kill it.

But then I'd also like, what if my girlfriend makes it? So then I'd put something in her mouth, keep her quiet. That's a sex tape. I don't know that I would take the preemptive move to kill a baby. Because I'm assuming it's my baby. It's just not a baby. I was like, oh, there's a baby. And I picked it up.

I guess it could be your baby. You're up in the attic. Why? Nazi Germany. It could be anybody's fucking baby when you had when you could hide. They're hiding. You're just happy to be, you're happy to be in a loft with some other Jewish baby You're like your and Frank and I'm like there's a baby there and they're like Nazis are coming for and Frank you have to shut it up

Because you can't even leave the baby out Like just somewhere because people be like well, obviously a people are around the baby and get your mind So yeah, why do they have to hide the baby though? Just give the baby to their own homeowner so I'm pretending it's their baby or a visiting baby I would like to say that I have a good answer for that like Nazis didn't keep good enough records But I just assume that even even new babies that weren't Jewish if they just popped up in your neighborhood and Nazis came by the next week And they were like that baby wasn't here before Jew

A baby factor when they'd be fun to work there They've been sworn the the German factory where they're like making super babies and shit. I know what no, the genetics. That's a whole thing. It's like a whole thing where you know like they make all these women pregnant. Super humans. Take the best genetics and the best genetics. So they're like, it wasn't done with a petri dish.

It was done with the old fashioned way. Oh yeah. Now that Mengele did, he did a lot of crazy shit He was into twins like he thought there was something like The barbie twins Because you killed one of the young if the other one wasn't gonna die probably not there was there was a lot of pseudo science into what? The Nazis were doing and shit

They just didn't give fuck about him, but they were like we would like to know what the effect of Stabbing you in the eyeball with a needle and shoot and die in your eye be There's a scientific reason maybe you want to know that but they're like come here and we're gonna fucking poke you in the eye But you say that this factor that we're making the babies babies, oh, you're saying it wouldn't be fun? There's like, it would be fun, if not for the girls so much. But if you're a guy and you're like doing it for the good of the country. If you're picking the strongest,

most like, Oh, I wouldn't be there. I would be sweeping up and watching. No, no, I'm talking about the fun. They would have burned you in the oven. Oh, we got a funny. I don't think they're picking the prettiest, most voluptuous women.

They're picking the ones I can like harvest a field without no man's help. Those super babies are being made to run the fucking world. I thought they're not to do work. They're made to win Olympic gold. Is that what it is? That what it was for? No, there was to create a super or is that just because him or got fucked on at the the Olympics, but then black guy and everybody's just like that's why I was he saw that black guy run fast And he's like, I'm fucking seeing We got these babies at the factory just waiting to be unpacking. I don't think that the

The dudes at that factory were sampling the, what you think they were sampling. I think, I think Stake was, uh, it was probably appreciated back then. Look at more full figures, the bodybuilder looking broad shoulders. Yeah, they didn't know about body shaming back then. Yeah, they want to stay on a warrior women. Big broad shoulders.

But Russian, Russians are like that. In the sense, I think they, they, they're big strong. I mean, I don't, I would, I would like are like that. In a sense, I think they're big strong. I mean, I would like to think that we would all want a big strong woman in case somebody came along that was kicking our ass and she'd be like, I'm in it to win it, I'm gonna jump in this shit. These girls are pretty good.

I mean, all of them. But some of them, I mean, come on, you gotta turn up people. I look like somebody sent out a memo in the 60s, all lonely housewives come out for a shitty bikini party. Yeah, look, they're all getting fit and shit doing some calisthenics. Yeah.

Looks like in a water aerobics class at my local YMCA, that is not the top of the NICS. There's no way that's what you're using. That's just a picture. Honestly, that's what they use for the picture. I'm sure the ones that are like the beaten switch and then you get there. Yeah, I didn't say anything about BBWs. Look at the fuck about any of this shit. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, man, you're looking for turns. What are you doing back at home now? God damn, that's a complicated question. I sit at home a lot.

I hurt my back, Rue Robat had a surgery and I hurt it again recently, I was laid up. So basically I'm just taking care of the kids, started the podcast up recently again with my 12 year old, reviewing like video games and movies and just shit that keeps me happy instead of doing the whole my main character. I could hurt your back.

I broke it when I was 21 doing construction. Had you break your back someone dropped on you? No, I was lifting mortar in this giant wheelbarrow. We could break your back by left of something that separated my uh... my bottom two discs one herniated and one exploded and i basically walked around with it for like ten years

and there'd be months out of at a time where i just couldn't move without any kind of uh... pain can even with them you could have shot me up with morphing out of still been crawling to the bathroom it was it was like it why didn't you go to a doctor? I did I didn't have insurance the fucking talking about why didn't I go to a doctor I went to a bunch of goddamn doctors and they later he said he walked around with a 10 years I was like literally you've been on when when I got insurance and I went I went back to the hospital I

Couldn't see what it said, but I literally watched the lady hitting the backspace. And everyone was, because I didn't have a doctor, this a nice little dip in for people who have always had, you get a knee ache and you go get it fixed. People who don't have insurance go to an emergency room where they charge you and absorb an amount of money and give you no fucking care whatsoever

and don't give a shit what you're saying. So I went in and I said, I have a tremendous back problem. I can't move, it hurts on crying tears. And they gave me real tears? Yes, I'll try to get... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Realty real like I thought about killing myself a few times because of the back Pro yes me too and my back is fine Yeah, because I'm late you why'd you go to an user? I get treated then because it was a fifty thousand dollar surgery the only reason I had surgery was because Obama made it a thing

And then they sent me a bill for $50,000 accidentally. And I called the insurance company and they were like, oh no, just send it to us. That $50,000 bill, they settled for $11 grand. That's why I didn't get it. Because when you don't have insurance, it costs $50,000. But if you do, they only charge those cock suckers. Ten. They labeled me a peel junkie. I'm a pothead. I don't like pills. They make me scratch. They make me uncomfortable. I've always hated them. They They make it to you. A pill junkie. Oh yeah.

It was one of my fuck yeah. No, I'm not like poison. It was. It was one of my favorite parts of taking pills is when I would get it and I would just go like this. I think the whole. I think the whole. The whole I love that part gives it away. It's fucking horrible. He's explaining this like he's on LSD. It is not like this. I think the whole. I think the whole. The whole I love that part gives it away. It's fucking horrible. He's explaining this like he's on LSD.

It is not like that. It's like somebody walked up and went itching powder. It's horrible though. Hives and shit. He's crazy. Opie always works, dude. They make you constipated and shit. That's true.

Just smoke pot. So, but like, that's what it was. So I would go to the moon. We're neither right. Well, that's an. Just smoke pot. So, but like, that's what it was. So I would go to the market. Or neither, right? Well, that's an option for some reason. What? What? What? You're judging you? No, you're just leaving. I think that you are an anomaly who doesn't eat sandwiches or eat anything on a spook and chicken tenders. So I do believe you, I just don't believe you're normal. Well, you're unusual normal. Yeah It's not like not normal is not a bad thing when you don't see it

The characters yes, like we're growing up did any of them like do Poppills or or Smoke pod in real life all of it. No, not yet. But like to me, that was normal. To me, that is abnormal when I see people partaking in drug use. Normal, you know, they presented that like a serene... Like a, what do you call a Cosby type family? Well, you know, but not obviously... He's not vaping pills, other people are. He's not doing marijuana pills.

But would you not agree that America was shown what was on TV families that grew up? I think that's a fake fraudulent America. Not at all. I think everybody's smoking weed out. Oh, what, no, I'm saying, but didn't they present a picture of normalcy as what was on TV, right? Yes.

Okay. Father Brady, I don't remember him like having any itches. Yeah, but in real life, he had an itch. It was called being gay. Yeah. He didn't walk out of those fucking kids. And in real life, Greg wanted to fuck the mom.

No, no, no. They were presenting a picture, but that ain't what that picture came out to when you shook the Polaroid. That shit was filthy. That it was the f- The Freighties were getting down. It was the Facebook of the time where like everyone presents themselves as being picturesque and perfect on Facebook, right?

So I saw that's what I saw as normal though. So now what I see I would still say that though. I don't know why I see you It's not you're you're not God now it does sound bad because I'm what I'm calling you abnormal. It's all right You're not abnormal because you don't do drugs. You're abnormal because you don't do drugs, and you don't eat sauces, and you've never eaten a sandwich. Like, just not eating a sandwich, we can spend all goddamn day on,

which you add in all the other things. It's like, yes, you're abnormal. But it's just a food though. How can that make someone abnormal because they're like, you know what, I don't like that food, or I don't want to eat that food. I'll just have that food. Because if 100 people say that animal,

and 99 of them eat sauce, and one doesn't, one is against the norm. It doesn't make it bad. It just means you're not fucking normal. Wow, because of a food? No, because of a bunch of foods and the no drugs. And then you relate everything to sitcom. And you're like, it's just saying there's a lot

and your best friends would get them. There's a lot of goddamn things that come into play where you go no normal person shakes out the end of their life and has never done all of these things. What if it's easier for you to go, here's what I have done. Oh yeah. To me, I always saw that as that it's everybody else,

who's... I've got a lot of problems I see around me and I have to say it's because I feel that they're not normal though. All the people I see around me would have all the, I don't wanna say problems, but they deal with things, right? Everybody deals with things,

but for me, dealing with like, it's a lot of that stuff is brought on because of their, maybe they should stop eating sandwiches and that's a metaphor for maybe. That bread doesn't make you think, to me, to take me to the finals. A normal family to me, when everybody else was looking at the braides and everything else,

that's not a normal family to me. A normal family to me is a mom with two jobs, eating hamburger, helper every fucking night because that's all you can afford, sleeping at other people's houses and then getting you up for school, not knowing where you're gonna wake up the next day. That's the real America to me

because that's everything that I saw on my street wasn't fucking nobody living like the Brady's. If there was an attic or a elevator, nobody was was just giving it up we will fight to the death in the front yard for that fucking attic but I didn't grow up in a Brady house all either but I tried to I strive for that's the normal that I wanted to achieve though not not though. But that's not normal. Not please not possible. That's a it's a fake. What are you talking about?

We're talking about that. I have never eaten a sandwich and never I have Mr. Brady. I'm not honestly though. It's the you absolutely are abnormal because of your refusal to conform to normality where everyone else is like just try a sandwich. You're like fuck you. I'm different I don't want to say I'm not aggressive about it though. I don't say F you. I'm just like no. I'm okay. I'm good

I don't need a sandwich What if they're like fuck that eat the sandwich? I'd be like I Eat the sandwich or off Eat the sandwich Ross If someone brings you a sandwich, can you take the bread off and just have a Well, yeah, I'll order like I get it. Let's say when a hamburger at like red robin I'll order it because I can't understand this if I say I don't want the bread So I'll just get the bread I can't understand why they can't understand it It just it causes too many problems like that lady over here when I asked for sweet tea

She said what the fuck is that we've never heard of such nonsense That's a southern thing, but like leave the bun off is like that's a that's a actin's protein Yes, that's a little bit I've heard a lot of people order burgers with no bun And that's what it is that has helped me navigate Did you ever get one of those hardy things where the bun was a piece of fucking lettuce. Yeah, they did that in and out too for a while, but yeah with the with the The rise of the actins my my ordering at restaurants became a lot easier I just I just want the the patty Yeah, I go through faces of that where I'm like I'm not gonna eat bread anymore because I want to lose weight

And I'll start looking sexy and I'm like you're looking good have a biscuit and then I gain like 48 pounds and Brand is so fucking delicious, man, but not with your patty, you know He's just sitting in something that he's never once just a chunk of fucking you're just eating a shitty meatloaf It's not a hamburger because you don't put anything on it on the side. I just treat it like a little steak. Yeah, if it was the worst quality steak you could get. You don't understand though. You don't understand though. One time we went to Perkins.

It's a hamburger steak. One time we went to Perkins. He's like, this is the best steak I ever had. I'm like, what? My dad used to order a thing called hamburger steak. You're right. They got rid of those. Oh my God.

Oh, did they? They were so good at partying. It was the best steak I ever had. I went like Kevin took me to Morton's. We're like, we're going down the char. Char, he took me to these places. Where like they brought out steak cuts to show you, to show it off to you.

Right. Like they show you a picture of a cow that came from. Which one do you want? Yes. Oh, that's big time, buddy. And you know, it cost like you want? Yes. Oh, that's big time, buddy. And it cost about like 50 bucks a plate. At least. The Perkins steak I always found was the best steak

I ever put in my mouth. Like $5. I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take one of those little thin breakfast sirloin steaks over a tea bone all day every day.

So it was my fucking. It's like you go to a waffle house and you order steak and eggs and they bring you this little petite Sirlowing looking to you. It's just a real thin Would you say Waffle House? I don't think there's one of them around here. Yeah, I don't think they have a Waffle House No, there is no Waffle House. Oh, it's fucked up. Yeah, I'm sorry for y'all People are upset they've got nowhere to go and fight it to Anthony Bourdain that know whatever reservation ship there's an episode

I believe it's North Carolina where he goes to a waffle house his buddies like I have to take you and he's like I'm a fucking food chef connoisseur expert and they get drunk and they end up at the waffle house and Anthony Bourdain is just sitting there and it's like it's like God's coming into his mouth he's like this is the greatest thing. I've ever eaten, and then this is like, makes all that fancy shit where they like, they stack it up and they put the little green there,

seems to my like, like, preparing their little plate cause they wanna put it on Instagram or something. Like, not that shit over an eight-it, you fucking weirdo. Like you say you do the pot, right? Oh, I do the pot. You're big into the pot. How often do you do it? Every day, I wrote, when I had my back surgery,

there was a form you had to fill out. And I ain't about no bullshit with my doctor because I'm one of those people who kind of believe that you should tell your doctor, like honest answers. We are people that don't, did you have a lot of your doctor? I don't think so. When it said do you do drugs,

did you list all the drugs you had done in like the last year? Because I did. It said, well, I listed them all, Jack. If I've been smoking weed, I mean the only doctor, the only question I ever lied to my doctor about was when he was like, why is your ass also loose? Like what? No, I would, I wouldn't admit to smoking weed because in New Jersey, if they knew that you were smoking and you were getting opiates, they would discontinue the opiates. Oh, they'll do that to the C2. I wasn't about to risk that.

No, they'll cut you off as we pot legal for your lift. No, it's semi decriminalized kind of in Nashville itself, but then I live two towns over where it's still like they, they just had a big thing, like they shut down this shop in my town because they were selling CBD oil. And like as soon as it happened, I looked at my wife and I went one,

that's not real CBD oil. Two CBD oil. CBD oil is, there's two there's two ingredients active ingredients that But with marijuana you get THC which is the psychoactive which gets you quote unquote fucked up We can sit here right now. I smoke a pound apart a day Oh, we could quarter ounce a day Probably so I just wake up and have to do it. It's no I smoke a lot Do I have to know what do you wake up and do it? No, I didn't this morning. All right, so you don't have to do it

I can fake as the kids say oh No, you said no, you just said do I have to wake up and do it do I have to do it every day? Absolutely Before what time will you be like itching like I got to do it? Whenever I'm yelling at my kids for like nonsense, like, oh shit. Oh, you find yourself getting all I rate. Like, I, well, like, for example, on the plane, I get a real bad anxiety.

What do you say? I didn't hear it. What was the question? It's like, you took pot on the plane? No, of course he did him. Oh, oh, oh, no, no. Okay. But now he didn't. You, how do do you I thought you don't put it cavity?

Come on of course. No, no Like I'm scumkey shit. I mean Actually shit. No, if you stick it up your ass. They'll see it on that Like let me go ahead and for the record just go and put it out there I'm not above hiding something in my ass to get it across a border. Like if you were a jester smoke. Yeah, but don't you feel like that's like, you know, you don't get old. Hey, fucking chickens. Have you seen the way those goddamn things live? He's got 20 dime bags and condoms in his stomach right now. It's in two bags and then you put the electrical tape around it. Not for nothing, I learned this in jail.

This is how people smuggle their cigarettes in the work camps and whatnot. So they'll take a bag of like tops, tobacco, like a whole bag of it and you'll squash it down as much as you can. And it'll be about that size, right? And they'll put it in the bags and they'll electrical tape at some bitch up and put a little grease on the tip, pop it up your ass, go back to jail and that dollar of tobacco is worth 20 bucks. That's not worth 20. The fuck you think?

Times at shit, Times 365 days a goddamn year. I should worse listen. Yeah, wait. So you're doing it every day, going, who's doing it every day? Oh, and there's there's probably in the in the forecast that was all on anybody without money. I just want to find out. So you so you were coming to Jersey and you need to bring, well, let's say you had to,

you didn't, but let's say you did. I don't even care allegedly hypothetically. I did bring because you didn't think you could find it here. Like, why would you take a chance Why if you did wear and take a chance you would never take it. I mean that seems to me too risky when you can just get in Jersey there well for one It can be in the y'all are your weed sucks, and it's too expensive to The TSA didn't get paid today They two, the TSA didn't get paid today. They got no-

So, you factor that in, always factor all these things. It's a very specific process that I go through. Plus, mine's not weed, it's something called dabs. So it's a concentrated version of marijuana. All the kids are into dabbing. It's a rap thing too, right? Dabbing?

No, it's a dance move. It's all things douchey. So what do you do with it? What is it for? A dab is cheating. No, they'll take the weed. No, the god, though. I'd have to quit taking part.

If it required doing it like my granny get snuff back in the night she just have that shit dripping down her goddamn lip and she's fucking horrible. Yeah that is not like horrible. No so the whale does move on from that right? The what yeah. Oh oh that would be a good question. What about down where you live that they moved on from? Snuffs and dips.

Now people steal dip but it's nowhere near. Okay you're gonna say your asses But like but there's not a lot of grandma still with like with like Honestly, if I had if I had if probably more grandmas than teenagers, could you imagine man? You get into my papils Can you imagine kissing? Man you get into my pot pales. Can you imagine kissing a Woman my grandmother at all no Grandpa let's say your grandpa and you got a kiss grandma and she's got chewing her mouth

Stayed on her goddamn lip was that an expectation that grandpa had to kiss her as shit's running out of her mouth. No, you got it kisser night. He was dead, but that might have been what killed him. I don't fucking know. I mean, but she hasn't her mouth all the time. All the fucking time. Even when she's drinking shit. Maybe when she's slipped, have you ever seen a motherfucker that dips? It's insane.

No. They like that. Like, you didn't matter where they are. They'll be in church. And you'll see a guy with a bottle in his home that like, yes. And every so off news go. It's so crazy. It's fucking horrible.

So I've never it's the skull type shit you're talking about. Is that snap? No, no, no, no. It's like the individual little packets. Oh, and you just like put it. Yeah, anyway, it came in this little fucking can. I've never said little gray can and it was like somebody fucking dock ox stuff and

it's like she all the time. It is crazy and it's just nicotine right yeah essentially. No, I helped eradicate that from a lot of different parts of the country with baseball players just kind of went cold turkey on it. Yeah, there was a big in the late 90s, early 2000s. There was, I almost had a big run on like people were just running out to get it. There was like a high number of the baseball players that got lip cancer and throat cancer and shit. So now you, and it's almost worse. Now they chew bubble gum, but not a piece of bubble gum like big league chip for

100 fuck yeah, best biggest they can get it in their fucking mouth. It'll be And they like they just keep shoving it in because like baseball players are very immature like they still light Each other shoes on fires and hit each other with fucking shaving cream on TV and hit each other with fucking shaving cream on TV. Why don't I watch sports? I don't know. I don't know. I've been to you and it got into sports just for the ass slapping. You don't even have to have a good game

and a motherfucker will tell you good game. Just rest, rest, rest, rest. Let's get back to it. So it was too expensive, so you had to bring your own. Yeah, how much have you explained to you how, but it's a dab. So they take, they take like an ounce of pot and they put it into a glass tube and they blast

Butane or whatever that dry shit is and it extracts the THC from the plant matter So all of the bad shit that you have to smoke the steam the sea the plant matter of it you fucking throw out. Why is that bad? the stem, the seed, the plant matter of it, you fucking throw out. Why is that bad? Well, it's because it's fucking, it has no, if it doesn't do anything. Yeah, it has no, it has no,

it's not really bad for you, right? It would be a really property if it had some sort of, anything that you smoke into your lungs, even the good benefits that I get from the weight, I'm not so naive as to think that you can put smoke into your lungs and it's not doing some type of damage to your lungs.

It just has benefits to the rest of the body. Like I don't take the zole off anymore because I always have that. I thought it was like a hay fever medicine. Yeah, over the counter. I kicked it. I kicked it. My hay fever is raging, but I got zan times sober. I'm just like, why? Because I've heard that. I want to kill myself because I can't breathe. On the note stuff. Yeah, so I thought maybe it was the hay fever medicine.

No, no, no. I mean, when I was in rehab, there was a kid there for tramadol, and everyone was like, you fucking pussy. What's tramadol? It's like low, low, low, and like almost like aspirin basically. This is shit, can you get a toothful of nowadays? Because everybody's all, I guess. Because everyone's freaked out about that. I missed the boat on that whole like, like granted, I never liked the peels and whatnot, but if I had my back problems and insurance 10 years ago,

I would have people, they'd be recruiting me to come to their pill clinic. Like they'd be lining up at the door like fucking colleges. Let me tell you the benefits of this pill meal. Like my thuggers would be sitting on the floor of these places. All these doctors are going to jail and she like, hundreds of years of prison people are getting in Tennessee right now for the amount of opioids

that they just... Is that a big problem down in Tennessee? Oh, I would think Tennessee's got to be in the top five worst states. It's Tennessee why would you not want to numb yourself? God damn it's funny but you're not you're not wrong. Why was once why because those people are they're their construction workers man their knees hurt their back I All right, all right, and I thought you met because I thought you were saying I'm taking a shot at Tennessee. Yeah, you're taking a shot But like you just a lot to do in Tennessee, right? I know there's a lot to do in Nashville and Memphis

If you're into like hunting and fishing and shit like that, right? Well, you can hunt and fish anywhere. I mean, there's stuff to kill in all states. But yeah, they're big on that. You're a tauntin'? No. No. My buddy took me hunting one time.

Crack shot with a bow and arrow. You want a hunt with a bow and arrow? Oh, absolutely. I would never hunt something with a gun. That's challenging. I would never hunt something with a gun. That's your plus hall stop it. So, I'm practicing with the bow for a good few weeks and he takes me out to this, I'll never forget it.

The place was called Tingle Wood and he's like, I've scouted out for a month. It's gonna be a good hunt. I know where she's gonna come through and not for nothing. It was a bar. And he, like no, she called exactly what was gonna happen. Like, like, this is the trail it takes.

This is what time it's gonna come through. Like, he was a master of knowing where the shit was going. And sure shit, here comes this deer. And I did everything else supposed to. I did it. She stopped. What does that mean? Well, when you see them and they're in a good position and you have your shot lined up you go

To give them a chance to run no To get them to look at you Like the aim of every hunter to scare away I thought that would give more challenge like you give them a fight like you a fair shot. I'm gonna go He's already fucking she with a bow and arrow. That's fair enough Raymond as a human being if you're looking that way and behind you, you're here. You're gonna fucking turn around and go, what was that? Really? I would think an animal would be conditioned to go on and not even look.

They go. You got like a second. They're not like they don't have a boss fight guy. Who's making it? No, they're just gonna be that noise and take off. I would think. No, it's, it's, I would, I would, You'd be a natural at that, man. I would imagine. Well, you could be a tour guide, just like, you know, you know,

you'd be like, you know, a bunch of fucking squirrels are gonna run out and shit. Um, like, yeah, I had her lined up and I, I could've hit her. I was, she wasn't that far from me. He, he basically put the thing in front of me because he was that good of a hunter, couldn't do it. Yeah.

I'm over her saying I could kill that baby. I couldn't even shoot that fucking deer. It would be suck too. Like if you like a guy, I think it's a moment, man. Like I know it's a cry. Like a tear. Like I'm about to kill this thing. I know.

And mimic deliverance remember when he's like, I'm not super worried about how they were going to judge me. Who the other hunters afterwards. Yeah, because it's like I'm not super worried about how they were gonna judge me who the other hunter afterwards Yeah, cuz it's like my best friend in the world like we live together. He didn't give me shit about it Oh, you afraid they're gonna judge you for not sure not out loud. They probably didn't oh Like cuz that's that's um in his eyes and this is my best friend. loves me knows me as a as a person. I'm not a man to him I fist fought fights with this guy in bars where bottles were broken over head I'm not a man to him because I couldn't shoot that fucking deer next time he went out hunting

He got you a camouflage mini skirt I'm not even sure he would think that I deserve that because his chin was super into hunt. He took her one time, she killed the deer. He never took me anywhere again. That'd be rough. I would never trust myself I'm gonna shoot him in the ass now there's gonna be a deer running around with an arrow in his ass gonna get infected. Do you feel the same way about fishing? Fishing, I've never caught a fish.

But would you feel the same way, Max? I wouldn't. About fishing? I detest fishing with a passion. It's so boring. Fish are fucking gross. The worst part about it, you say it's boring. My favorite part, because my father was an avid fisherman

Get up early in the morning go out in this fucking Aluminum but which is basically goddamn. It's aluminum foil and you're floating in it on water with the sun beating down on you all day So we're doing it like my favorite part was not catching a fish because as soon as you catch one you have to take it off the Fucking hook or if one of those little bastards still your worm and you gotta go fuck with one of those nasty wiggly Motherfuckers again, and then you get into the real fisherman where they're like no, we got to get some chicken livers And I'm like fuck you. Let's get cocaine. Are you chicken livers now? Is that a big pastime? Fishing buck. Oh, yeah, so you're you looked upon as like the guy who doesn't eat sandwiches? Oh, a hundred in your sound. I am definitely the wolf of the sound.

I actually had people, like they was like point blanks, why are you still here? Like it's just my job to leave the fucking area because I don't want to go hunting and fishing. I thought it was your family that said that. It may have been. That was different context though. Yeah, because it doesn't seem like, is it inexpensive to live down there?

Is everything relative with like paying and housing and all that shit? It's about half of what it is up here, but at the same time, I say that my mom passed away about four months ago. I think that's right. May I change your life? Six months ago. Every, all my parents died right on my birthday, so it's super easy to all my parents.

They were just two. Anyway, both your parents died on your birthday? Within two weeks of my birthday. Essentially my birthday. Is he a narcissist, brother to Maxwell, as you make everything about himself? Is that about your parents' death? It's about relative to his birthday. For the story he's going to tell most likely.

Never should have brought you. He doesn't really, he doesn't really lead everything back to his birthday. No, no. Oh my God, your birthday is only this many days from my birthday. I don't even believe in birthdays. Brochi, he doesn't really he doesn't really leave everything back to his birthday Birthday is only this many days from my birthday. I don't even believe in birthdays I think it is the most The most curious thing ever to to celebrate the nine-month anniversary of the time your parents fucked and it took Like they fucked a bunch and it didn't take this time it took and now I got a fucking celebrate I got a bike cakes and shit for the rest of my fucking long Why are you? Because I'm a pastry on birthday

Is that the way it goes? Is that the way it goes? Brian? No one Actually, that's the only thing I get from my birthday and I get it because my My middle son Keith is autism and I told my wife like I don't like I just don't understand it Like don't get me presents if I want want something, I'll just go buy it. Like it's fine.

If you want to give me a birthday present, like let's fuck, make me a sandwich and shut up. And happy birthday. It's a real man from Tennessee. Oh, is that a sandwich? That's what I love about this at my Aunt My E. That's because of Billy E. Sandwich. What do you call Tim Scramble

and to regain his masculinity? If they found out that I didn't hunt fish or eat This shit I run I quit cutting off his mouth fuckers head in the cornfield listening to corn but the the prices of living I bought my house for 100 grand, five years ago, and then Nashville became real hip, and they started gentrifying everything, and a lady came to the house about nine months ago and said, your house is now worth twice as much. And I literally looked at her and I went, no, it's not.

And she went, I know, but that's the thing. So when we could have got a big, this big, huge loan, essentially I owed what I owed when I bought it five years ago, but I paid off all my credit cards I paid off. Like when we bought the house, it needed new windows. That's 10 grand, it needed a new AC, that's five grand. And I'm putting all this shit on credit,

but I had this super nice deal where properties and shit are worth more. So I paid off all this debt that I had and I don't really have any more per se. So, I'm sort of getting to live my life now because of people who think that it's super fun to live in Nashville now. It's super fun to live in Nashville. It's so expensive to live in Nashville in the surrounding areas I wanna leave,

but I'm not sure where I would go because fuck, man, everybody thinks a lot of their pieces of dirt. I guess there's no more property to go around. You're always talking a different language, right? I don't know, what's going on? What? You feel like you want to move, but you're like, I don't know where I'd go. Yeah. And I like, where is it affordable to leave? Where the grocery store doesn't close at seven o'clock? Flint? Yeah. Fuck that. Are you big into

water? I bet you get a cheap place there. You can get a place for a dollar there, but you can't live in it. They sell them for a dollar because they're so inhabitable. You have to spend a bunch of money. Hell the house that I got, they barely gave it to me. Did you see the documentary about Flint? It's on Netflix. I can't remember what it's called.

I got four or five parts. Yeah, it's interesting though. It's like it's two cops, the two cops in the town driving around shit scared of everything. They're like, oh my god. I want to want people in Flint to watch that. It would be like, well, I guess we can do whatever we want because they're scared of everything. There's two people for like 10,000 residents or some shit. You're not wrong. Now last time you're right out here, you were, I can't remember what you were doing. What weren't you?

I can't remember. What's the last time I was here? Was it the rest? Was that the last time I was here? It could be. No. What's on the, when you get back, do you decide to start your podcast stuff again? Yeah, it's going.

It's a smart fan. Chris Smart. He's been to my house several times and is a really, really good friend of mine. I have, I had no idea. The curator. Yes. So he did the... I just like you know what guy's name keeps letting into his house.

He's legit. He spent the night at my house and I didn't know his name. We just had that. That's Southern hospitality. Now fuck that, we just did the third annual. I didn't know his name. I didn't know his name. We just had Southern hospitality. Now fuck that, we just did the third annual. Or he's just too high. I was just a four-coloured demon, 10-a-week party.

Every year, this year we had a live band, I shot fireworks off and my neighbor thought a fucking war was breaking down because I got drunk and forgot to do it. And it's like one in the morning. And everybody out there's like, don't do the fireworks. Don't do the fireworks. And I'm in the middle of the street.

I said, can you 12 white folks and take a shit to try? And I lit my whole neighborhood up at 1 a.m. So the curator, he does the... Yes, so he does the... Yeah, he does the... He does the... Everything for me. But he also, he was he does the party and at the party.

Yes, he's been to everyone. Oh, nice. Yeah. What's he live? Georgia. So that's how far is that from you? A few hours. Yeah, I have people from Alabama, Georgia. How far did you come? Well, Florida. Florida at the time. I think Chris and them came from Chicago. They come from all over. Wow. It's a rad bill. It's a real super. And what's he doing for ease or easy? So he texted me. He says I'm doing the tell them Steve Dave Omnibus. Yeah, which is basically

All of the episodes all in one thing that are easy to get because stitches and items or fuckholes or whatever And he said would you mind if I put the old Maxwell's house episodes online? And I said not at all. I'm very episodes online. And I said, not at all. I'm very egotistical. Please do that. And then he sent me the number of people who downloaded him. And you go gone. Oh, you go back, you go back, you go back. It was a rush. I went it was. I literally went from I have no interest in doing this shit at all whatsoever to where's my mic?

I'm like, he asked me again, do you want me to send you the numbers since I haven't looked at him since? I don't wanna know, I don't care. I'm doing it with my kids now. How many episodes, I knew episodes have you released? Three or four. And you do video games, movies, do you? Yeah, it's my, me and my kid, we have a AMC movie pass and we go to see all the different movies

Um, we just did what's what's the most recent movie you reviewed? Into the spider verse. I saw that I'd like to hear your view what you got. I loved it. Yeah, it was Except for the pig The get the pig the fuck out the Peter Parker No, are you into comics? No, okay, then I don't think you should be able to weigh in up. I had no problem with the fucking Japanese anime robots spider lady She was fine, but the old school fans love that right?

I'm sure they did, but it felt like they were going for like this real serious tone. And then how do you get that serious tone out of that movie when they're dragging Peter Parker around on a stuck to a train and he doesn't get a scratch on him, basically while Lee Coyote being dragged to the city. Yeah, but the motherfucker opens with Spider-Man dying. Yeah. Like to death.

Yeah. That's pretty fucking serious. And then this guy's like, hey, like to death. Yeah. That's pretty fucking serious. And then this guy's like, hey, take this fucking mallet. It'll fit in your pocket. Man, man, man, man, man. I thought I'd fuck you out. I remember Lion King characters died. So there's always been death in cartoons.

Is it, oh, it's animated? It's movie, yeah. I thought it was real loud. I think they're pushing the heavy that heavy like music like every two seconds My kid didn't have to explain to me who post Malone was after it I had no idea I was telling him about the movie big And he was telling me all about post Malone. It was a real generational gap. What about Aquaman moment? I loved Aquaman Oh boy, I'm not sure if I like these reviews

It was just very pedestrian stop it Like this is this Jason Momoa like every girl is in the I haven't seen anyone react this strongly Just like it was just nothing happens Quadradents come on It just really just was like What up? Yeah, really I really didn't like it that much not for nothing man when when Jason Momoa got the suit Right, yeah, I'm literally the same joy. I get from biting into a sandwich. It's amazing. Why? I think I maybe it's just a low bar set by the DC. What's between the two pieces of bread and this sandwich?

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Because it was so like, it was so corny. Like, they're like, they're actually... And he had a pirate that he cares about his dad. 100% on that, the black man and stuff was fucking stupid. Right. He felt like no threat whatsoever. I don't, why wasn't even in the fucking movie? Because it's costumes, cool.

It is cool. He. Hey, so I got think I'm gonna need a bigger helmet. That was awesome. Come on. That teaser at the end. Do you talk about the one? No, when he wasn't at the end. Yeah, that's at the end. I thought that was when he was making the first helmet and it shot the laser and he said I think I'm gonna end that matter. That movie was fucking awesome. So many helmets he's confused. Oh, that was great. Like the old man's love. What movie did you review that you didn't like? That's why we really need to hear it in. I love him, oh!

What do you think he did find again? He got the costume on! I'm gonna change my mind. I did. I liked Bumblebee, so. What did you like? I'm trying to think there has to be, I wasn't fuck, we went and saw that Mark Wahlberg movie

with the family. I loved that one. Jesus Christ. What about the mules Did you see that with Clint Eastwood? No, but I need to any good. Okay. Well, no, I don't see I want to see something I want to hear something that you didn't I know there are movies that I don't like that you Review on your I'm just trying I don't Don't think I've seen a movie lately that I didn't enjoy the last four or five that I saw just really enjoying Really, all right, he's stolen the whole time

That I think is funny what I'm sorry Those bumps too. I took a huge shit on goosebumps to there you go. That's daring Or else dying is beside himself Last movie I didn't like I told you goosebumps to Yes, I Like six months ago You go see the Grinch love the Grinch Who didn't like the Grinch I love the Grinch who didn't love the Grinch

But it didn't come to pass Everybody fuck or you people. Why do I come up here? A fuck is going on here. I just think, but you know, like, Aquaman, I'm unbelievable. I think though, but just if I was to give you a little advice, I was like, you gotta be a little bit more discerning. And people like it when you give, like, if you don't love everything, because then they though that you were, you know, you're not just like, you know, stuck in me. I said I like the bumblebee, but I hate it.

Just like, stuck in Aquaman's balls. I mean, you really,bee, but I hate it. Just like suckin' Aquaman's balls. He really nobody really. I wish. I wish. I always wanna go to Aquaman and say, I would review though. He would look like Granny with that shit. I think I said the tridance were goofy.

But like other than that, like, don't betray Aquaman now. It's okay, you're gonna stand by what you said. Oh no stand by what you said the other people with tridance were goofy man had that bad motherfucker that he had to go to the depths to get did you see those wild mother that was a little bit much with the crazy things following him down in the in the depths though that was the like part I like that well it was I thought it was it was awesome Yeah, all right you love that movie stop line. No, I really didn't like it great. No, I really wasn't that thrilled with it I don't have high expectations

I didn't make the air bubbles for them like they were just talking underwater that alone. You should be like that's great Yeah, but the DC. So there's less expectations for it. Like you have to say that movie's exponentially better than Suicide Squad or Batman versus Superman. Okay. All right, but that doesn't mean it's, I mean, if you're gonna use that as the barometer though, that's not fair. I thought that'd be a good movie on its own,

not because it's better than some other movie. What is a good movie on its own? It is, okay. Hey, that's what it's a review. It's your not because it's better than some other movie on its own Okay, hey, that's it's a review. It's your personal review Steve David Ulyan csany sem megadom, én vagyunk! Wyl o'n son ymwnau ddol ni'n bwyn ddol O'n rydyn rydyn i'n segonig So'n caud i'r o'n centryd o'n ddynig Wyl o'n rydyn i'r o'n rydyni When I'm turning When I'm calling off the freely run But now it's free of the multiverse Interdimensional Venus

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