Tell Em Steve-Dave - #399: WrestleRama

Episode Date: February 2, 2019

Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, just a quick announcement before we begin episode 399. February is the last month that second cycle TSD Patreon gifts will be going out. And March the new Patreon gift start to go out. So if you have it received your second cycle gifts yet and you are eligible for the gifts, most likely they are going out in February. But if you want to drop me a line, drop me an email at K Muse 2, a Gmail, that's K-M-E-W-E-S2, a Gmail, I will personally look into your account and get back to you
Starting point is 00:00:35 and make sure everyone's square because I want to make sure everybody gets their gifts, I want to make sure everybody's happy and I want to take care of this for you guys, so drop me an email. I'll look into it and we'll take care of everything. All right, let's let's roll episode 399. Like you can still kiss them on the lips. Let's just not do one on film Wait, Bob, there's me right this little fucking asshole Fucking asshole I'm sure fuck the father land to his watch Tom Brady is indeed a cheater. Tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave number 399. Walt's here and no cue did not just finish a marathon, it's Giddleman.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Not at all. What's up about that heavy breathing? Were you in a race prank like prank caller when you were young? No. Actually, I would dial 800 numbers a lot. Like I would just sit there and just dial 1-800, just pick random numbers. Even then, he's frugal. So it doesn't cost him any money.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Oh, no. I racked up a huge amount of bills once when I was a kid. One of those dial of Santa lines, where you can dial up and talk to Santa, or Santa would tell you its story. And they'd say it's like, what, $3 for the first minute? So in my head, I thought, if I only went on the phone
Starting point is 00:02:34 for 59 seconds, that doesn't count as a minute. So I'll cheat the system. And then my father got a huge bill for like $600. 148 everyone. I'm the way the phone works. I do know how the phone works. I said the first minute. So I said if I only am on the phone for like 55 seconds or 59 seconds, it doesn't count as a minute.
Starting point is 00:02:57 So I shouldn't be charged. I got you. So I was going to save this for puck nuts, since Pucknuts won't be out for a while, cause it's all super bowl stuff. Right. What's going on with your guy? Which guy? Your Tom Brady guy.
Starting point is 00:03:12 What do you mean what's going on? I mean, he's in his record setting ninth Super Bowl. That's the good news. What's the bad news? What's bad news about that? Bad news is a boy's little boy's science fair concluded that he was a cheater. And he also got some fired.
Starting point is 00:03:34 A fan of another team that probably Tom Brady beat and embarrassed. So he's probably like trying to find some sort of like clever way to... What was he like, is he basing it off of the fact that he supposedly ordered the balls to be deflated? probably like trying to find some sort of like clever way to was he like basing it off of the fact that he supposedly ordered the balls to be deflated. He's 10 this kid. What's his name is Ace Davis.
Starting point is 00:03:52 What's what's date is he from Kentucky. He set out to prove that one of the most successful quarterbacks of all time was in fact a cheater. I hate Tom Brady. He's been accused of cheating before and I want him to get caught. And like here's his whole like science like. okay, do you know, did you do any investigation on the story? Do you know what his, do you hear his biggest, what was the most valid theory on to why
Starting point is 00:04:17 he would make this claim? It was of course involving deflate gate. He said that the patriots were found guilty of doing a football thus losing a million and future draft picks tom Brady is indeed a cheater that is complete and utter bullshit yeah i mean if you're gonna blame him for it then you would have to blame the whole organization down to like the the guy claims that they did blame your organize to the patriots are that's the organization that's why they didn't find Tom Brady, 10 million, they find.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Well, the odds I'm saying is you're organization and they lost draft picks. You can't just single him out though and say he's the cheater when they're finding the whole team. You know what, though, you know what really, like Bob, there's been about this little fucking asshole, is like you're not worried about all the fucking people on steroids. You're not worried about that. You're not worried about a guy prefer at, you know, that's lifting 10 times more than he should be able to because he's on steroids, which factors way more into than if like, if there's like an, an ounce of a weight of a, what's it called?
Starting point is 00:05:22 What are you way? PSI. PSI. PSI? PSI. But I mean, why would I go after Tom Brady when it's been known that Bellaciac himself is the cheater? I mean, wasn't he taking photographs or? Well, there can be more than one cheater, right? But I think he, if anyone is indicative of cheating
Starting point is 00:05:38 in the organization to be the top. And what about Guy like Aaron Rogers who's gone on record and said, I overinflate the ball, because I like it, I like it overinflated. And nobody said a word when he came out and said that. Well, this could be why. This is his science project said that the, he is mother and his sister. We're throwing five pounds, seven pound and nine pound balls at varying levels of inflation. And they measured how far the footballs went.
Starting point is 00:06:04 And the underinflated footballs traveled the furthest, giving him a competitive advantage. This is what this 10-year-old... So his whole entire evidence set is based on what him, his mother and sister threw? Yeah. You know, on the science fair, it must be true. Him and the clock kid can go...
Starting point is 00:06:24 That clock kid. Is he just trolling? Oh, yeah. This little guy. Yeah. And of course, it gets picked up by the national media who love to hate on. So all over the place, you'll pretend you're old kid doing, you know, he doesn't know any better.
Starting point is 00:06:40 He's being honest because kids say the dardest things. Now this, this next Tom Brady story, this may... I brought this up to you today. Did you? Oh, okay. I don't know. Yeah, this may divide you, too, because I know that you want to marry Harry Potter, like you want some married to Harry.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the actor. The mega hat. He doesn't like it, Harry Potter. And it's not even like Tom Brady. Where's it? I guess Trump gave him the hat and he's like I guess I'll put it in my locker He shouldn't have put in his locker when you said it was what two or three years ago. It's divisive. It was like 2015 It said it was it was it was it was it was during the the Atlanta Super Bowl that came out that story It kind of went away and now it's back again because Harry Potter brought it up
Starting point is 00:07:23 You worry about Brexit asshole. Meanwhile, there's nothing about Brexit. We're about all the more. You're shit. Your fucking country's don't down to toilets. Don't worry about what we're doing over here. He's appeared on stage, but naked. He's appeared in movies as a white supremacist.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Why? Why is it matter if he's an actor, though? Why can't he appear in that? He's pretending. Yeah. What is that doing? So Brady was nice and I was like, okay, someone gave me a hat. I'll just put it up in my locker.
Starting point is 00:07:46 I'm not going to rock it. Brady's so smart though. I mean, he's smart. I mean, I bet you his IQ is fucking shatter. It's 148. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee his IQ is superior to yours.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Which makes me very disappointed that he didn't realize that he should not have been photographed with that hat in his locker he should have had to wear with all to know like don't give the media any anything to latch onto to cost distractions was he be vanilla so he was a president by that it was just a he was running
Starting point is 00:08:24 now he was running he was running. He was running, but I guess Well craft is the owner of the Patriots is a friends with With Trump and Trump and Brady has gone on records as a like golf with Trump So he may have given the hat there who knows but How to be smarter man. You gotta be smart. That's why because Harry Potter is gonna call you out Harry Potter doesn't like what you have in your locker. It affects him. I wish like I could hang out with Tom Brady and get and tell him these things like just to be that little bit of this fly just to be a little guy and the on his. He want to be his manager on his shoulder and
Starting point is 00:08:55 be like, you know, let's leave the bag ahead of home. Yeah, don't you want to play it safe, Tom Brady? Just in fact, everything out of your locker. It's all offensive. Leave the bag and hat alone. I mean, just get rid of that. Just go and get your kid right on the lips. There you go. I would have told him that too. I would have been like,
Starting point is 00:09:12 you could still kiss him on the lips. Let's just not do it on film. Yeah, don't do it on camera. Yeah, you didn't see a little more sketchy but you guys were like, you guys are the cameras all by the way. That's why I can't. I hate him in it.
Starting point is 00:09:22 No, I wish I could have be there to like just be that little guy on his shoulder to like help him. He would have absolutely nothing then. There'd be the tabloids would be going crazy if I was his friend. Like you became his guru almost. Yeah, he has a guru already. Oh, does he? He has a guru that and people have sued him for being a swami.
Starting point is 00:09:44 So the guru he's a, he's a, he's a shrimp. He could be a snake oil salesman, they say. Oh, boy. I mean, I don't know how you could say that when you're, when you're fucking client is Tom Brady, the fuck, if father time has just been fucking curb stomped by Tom Brady. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:02 And yet this guy is a, is a flim flam, man. I don't know, yeah. Pedro. I mean, it seems like a railroad or something like that. But how much are you attributing to Tom to whoever this guru is like Tom Brady was a winner already. I don't know. I don't know. I'm talking about defying your defying father time. I mean, they just showing, now hopefully this, I don't know if this will drop before Super Bowl, what against the Rams and Patriots, but they've been showing all the old Super Bowls every night on the NFL network.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I know, I know this sounds crazy, but Tom Brady looks younger now than he did in his first Super Bowl. It is really, really strange. If you were to tell me that like, when people talk about these reptile, reptilian, these hidden reptilian creatures, they're all the graphic monsters.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Yeah. It's complete and utter bullshit until you're like, until you say what if you said Tom Brady, you're like, it's so weird, because he looks he looks a more Younger I was I don't know what the proper word is, but he looks better now than he did you for rookie Yes, you think you said has any worked on or not not plastic surgery, but like that dermabrasion or some of that other stuff
Starting point is 00:11:19 What's that to it's a smooth? Open sports I'll bet you he does that kind of stuff because he's got a lot more. Is that can I ask? Like that, that, that, that maschke put on a peel off. Is that considered quote unquote work? No, no, that's, that's maintenance.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Yeah, that was considered that work. Well, some of them are like these, like, well, a dermabrasion is more, that would be considered like, it's a procedure at least. Yeah. It's not necessarily like I said, full plastic surgery, but I'm, you know, I did
Starting point is 00:11:47 look it up. They said that NFL draftees have to undergo an IQ test. Right. And he scored 126 on 26. Yes. He's probably smart. He's the number of the list. Says it would, uh, it said that's what he raised about the same as George W. Bush and IQ. I drew blood. So they said it's what he raised about the same as George W. Bush and IQ. I drew blood so they said it's a 134. The smarter than that's the man that Brady replaced through blood.
Starting point is 00:12:13 I don't know. I mean, maybe IQs are over, are overblown then because... I think we can all agree on it. Yeah. Taking the wrong test. Now, there's a little bit of shade thrown at a old Tom Brady, where on the little Kyron beneath, you know, his picture or whatever. What does that mean? Like the, like the, like the, like, like, like, like his name underneath the word to whatever. Patriots quarterback, like underneath. Right. Okay. So there's like a local TV network in Pittsburgh and underneath his name it says known cheater.
Starting point is 00:12:50 All right. Tom Brady wasn't happy about it. Was this part, he got this guy fired. Was this in relation to the kid's story with the science fair? No. Okay. No. Okay. Are you of the belief, Brian, that you go to any lengths to achieve your goals, even if that means going into gray areas? Oh, yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:13:19 So, Valley like the end justify the means. I don't know about that. I just mean like, are you, are you, do you do you not like if you if you took the little the ball and you just took a little bit of air out. I just don't I just can't see that really factoring in and I don't I don't I don't if you got caught and you did it. Oh well. I don't I don't if he got caught and he did it. Oh well Well, I mean we start taking away fucking titles from all the fucking people that have really committed crimes right and have Real what there'll be no titles like do you start like you start going in and you start being like well that guy
Starting point is 00:13:57 I didn't he come in murder and get away with it. Oh, well, you got stripped that Super Bowl His two Super Bowl titles away from him. Until you start going after people who have really done some heinous shit, then maybe we'll get to Tom Brady. But until then, let the go fucking pass. Yeah. But does the murder off the field really help the playing of the game? Do you think? Do you think? Yeah, because people are like, you know? really let the joke, let the playing of the game.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Do you think, do you think, yeah, because people are like, you know, do you think Hernandez was like, you know, I wouldn't have won that game. I'm not talking about Hernandez. And he was a teammate. Yeah, but he was convicted of murder. Right. We're talking about guys who were definitely thought
Starting point is 00:14:43 to have been in the fucking area where murders were committed and got away with it. Yeah. Yeah, people are everyone's like we know we did it. Like you know we did. Yeah, until you start going in and you start taking away people, stripping people of their titles for committing things that are against the rules and conduct is definitely again is definitely one of the rules of the NFL. If you're willing to go in and be like, okay, we've got to go go in and correct history, then I'll be like, okay, yeah, take his titles away until then then shit. Fucking give it a rest. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Should he have, I mean, I'm not seeing where Tom Brady had a personal hand in getting rid of this guy. No, the person who wrote that, but it's not a reporter. I think it's whoever's in charge of like typing that. So was it a was it in the New England area? The news knows in Pittsburgh. Yeah, so why would he have any pull at a Pittsburgh TV station to get them to get somebody throwing off the air I think it's just one of those Just now give me that guy and don't give me the station manager on the line. I really fail To believe that Tom Brady is studying for a Super Bowl and
Starting point is 00:16:04 Multiple Super roles is worried about some anchor man. There's no cheater down there. You know, haters are gonna hate man. People love to fucking hate on people who achieve. I would understand. Here's the thing you should have been fired this guy who wrote no cheater. No? No.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I don't know. This is the first area that's gonna play to all the stealer fans. I'm sure Fockafodderlant was going, like he was Bobby going crazy when you saw that because he's a stealer fan. But it brings negative attention to the station. Oh, I don't think so. Only if people get upset about it. Which stealer fans are going to be upset by that.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Yeah, it's not the stealer's fans. It's going to be the cowboy, or not the cowboy. It's the Patriots fan who gets insulted. What happens to see a local telecast in Pittsburgh? It's, it's made the news for us. I'm sure someone screen-capped it, posted it on Instagram or Twitter, and then it started trending. And then you get these people that go on
Starting point is 00:16:54 and they start leaving negative reviews for the Facebook page and everything. It's, it's just like that restaurant you were talking about the other day, that, um, and now that was on Pucknet nuts. That was me and I yeah This is for tabby yeah was yeah play man I got more You got more all right I get more super bowl stuff Uh get a what your favorite number
Starting point is 00:17:15 Four I saw this this morning It's not six times nine plus six plus nine No 69 baby Yeah for 20 Bronchowski would a very strange His obsession with it. They're saying this might I heard that might be his last game as they said But this is really really weird. These are this is one of the things like again if I was on Tom Brady's shoulder Like just hanging out and he let me hang out. I just didn't yourself But I would have been like you got a fucking talk to him and tell him to stop saying that joke not only is it not funny
Starting point is 00:17:44 It's gonna come back and fucking bite you guys. Grunk, the guy who hostes supposedly madcap cruises with all the ladies and everything. Oh, I didn't hear about that. It's like, like, Grunk Cruises? I heard my cousins talking about it. A madcap cruise with Rob Grunkowski. Yeah, but it's a sanctioned cruise, like a NIJ cruise.
Starting point is 00:18:03 I'm not sure, I guess they just, I mean, almost maybe like with the With the cow the giant stood, you know, go on the boat with all the ladies. I mean, okay, so it's yeah, it's it's not for the public in subject It's a private cruise. I get or a big boat trip Yeah, what's with the NFL players and getting out to see and getting busy? Party cruises like I got Gankowski's party cruise. It might be, it might have been too crazy to do again. But he, he did kind of get in a little bit of shit.
Starting point is 00:18:33 About the 69 joke. Yeah, he told the, the, the, as he apologized yet. The 69 joke. I don't know. Let's see. He made a sexually suggestive remark to a female during Super Bowl media day. You, he says to all the media, you guys know my favorite. Now, we know what I'm talking about. And then he points to a female reporter and says, she knows what a number I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Ask her. That's the answer. He then tried to break down his answer with a math problem. I'll give you a math problem. What's six times nine plus six plus six? It's like something a 10 year old would say. It's like it's brilliant almost. It's so stupid.
Starting point is 00:19:08 It's so retarded. I got called into my manager's office when I worked at the food store because I had my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my bell buckle to arrive. And something like that is... It's like it's a gift from my mail manager. It's a hundred times better than Grand Kowskis joke. But the best part was that I got called to the manager's office and he sat down. I had my union rep there. And I imagine how much money is in that office and salary-wise and are wasting on this bullshit.
Starting point is 00:19:44 I was retarded. I was part It was car boys' local union 69. But for life, I could not get my manager to say, because he's like, he goes, you know what you said. And I'm like, no, what did I say? He goes, well, he said, you said, Missile to a bell buckle, we all know what that means. And I'm like, no, no, what does it mean? And he refused to say what it means.
Starting point is 00:20:01 And I'm like, I guess it was meant to be. What did you want him to say? What? Oh, I wanted to say, well, you want people to kiss your penis. Then I could have gotten off. Why would you want him to say it? I was getting in trouble anyway, so it's just like, you know, just to be able to.
Starting point is 00:20:17 I'd find pretext to fire. I'm just be like, I'm done with this, this idiot. No, worry about what I get, I get me, so I get the fuck outta here. I'm more on on this is my life and I gotta deal with this shit now, right? Yes, that for manager. You didn't have to call me in and you know that yeah Is you think that's appropriate dorms fucking store hours at the grocery store? It was a missile tow belt buckle It was about it was about 12 o'clock at night when this happened because we were overnight cashiers Oh, so this okay, so there was no the public wasn't in the store?
Starting point is 00:20:45 The public was there was maybe like one customer in the store. Did they hear it? No. So who heard it? Another employee. A dude? No. Then yeah, you should have been fired.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Oh, okay. Yeah. She was upset by it. She should have been arrested. She was upset by it, huh? I don't know if she's... Well, you know what? Here's the truth of it.
Starting point is 00:21:06 If Gidham was like, Tannin Tatum or Tom Brady? Oh, I'm caske. He's working. He's, there's no meeting. Yeah. But since Gidham is Gidham, there's an emergency meeting called.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Yeah, I hope that, I hope this Grand Cowsky thing doesn't blow up and become a distraction for the guys now because it's really foolish on his part too to even partake in such ridiculously stupid things to like cause a just yeah, all it does is just cause a distraction and cause focus to be placed on things that are so meaningless at this point, you know, in the next four days, all that matters is one thing. And so you should not be fucking making jokes about this.
Starting point is 00:21:46 They're required to be there for the press day. Yeah, but then how required to fucking tell humor's jokes or fucking dirty jokes? Or unhumour's jokes. Okay, they're not required. Bill Balacek does his interviews. It's complete in utter vanilla. What was that for the Grand Cruze?
Starting point is 00:22:01 This is, yeah, I mean, I feel like that's the kind of guy like that's the guy that makes the 16 Repeatedly. Yeah, it got it got a left once and the person probably was like oh my god. It's rubber and cussed. Yeah, I'm the article I read apparently he said the joke at a at the day tone of 500 on the air too. So yeah, like so this is like his go to so yeah He's like oh shit I'm in a pinch Yeah, I don't know why I don't know why he would go off off script on that that really really is foolish on his part I hope that and people are calling for for a good out to suspend them To suspend a first for saying that yeah I mean do you I mean and in this era in this world and in this climate though
Starting point is 00:22:52 I mean I could see it happening. I could see it happening. He said it to a female reporter So motherfucker, you're so stupid. Why are you taking a chance? What you know it's weird about it too is that like let's say it becomes a bigger deal that it needs to be right. Like he should have said he knows what I'm talking about. Just like pointed out a random male reporter like like not that like does that make it any better? But you know what? Yes, it does fucking make it better. And in this fucking climate, yes, it makes it better because a guy's not going to care that much, but a woman, yeah, like you're asking for trouble. And what's going to happen is maybe he'll get suspended and not play the fucking Super Bowl because of the fucking joke.
Starting point is 00:23:31 It's crazy. It's crazy that he would take that chance because you don't know. Gidele is a joke. Gidele is a joke, but boy, man, with enough heat in the next couple days, could he make a crazy decision to sit him for this game? It would be,... the the i mean that's almost the whole world would be fucking up would celebrate is the heathen patriots
Starting point is 00:23:51 but my god would that be uh... crazy and i don't i don't i don't i'm not sure if the public insane decision to make not sure if the public that that might be just a little too far of you know taking them out of the super bowl yeah what about a monetary fine? A monetary fine, if he has $1 million. A monetary fine to a woman's charity.
Starting point is 00:24:12 I'm sure they know that would be acceptable. Just to look at. It's a fucking shakedown, get them? Well, a blown call at the end of the game causes all this upward, pilling somebody, you know, and essentially important to the team. And I don't think that would be in his best interest to. Good. Yeah. If he cares about it, yeah. I mean, but if the he gets turned up, the he gets turned up. If you if you give him a punitive fine, or just got him to apologize,
Starting point is 00:24:41 because he hears the thing, he can apologize. And everyone will be like, all right, he's been duly chastised. Now he's sorry. He's not sorry at all. In fact, none of these people that everyone forces to apologize are sorry. They they're not thinking. Well, they're sorry. They got their sorry that the fuck that's all they're sorry. That's all they're sorry. The shit went the fan. That's what they're sorry about. But they are not sorry. That's something else that they come up in the midst of it. I've out to distract. I've had to issue apologies for things I said on TSD. So I know and I can say without a doubt though that I
Starting point is 00:25:13 legitimately was sorry. I didn't you know that I felt horrible and I felt bad. What was something that you said? Well, I mean, the thing won't be for compliments are when I said I didn't think women were funny. All right. I had to apologize for that. You were to apologize too. Um, the world. Oh, did you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:30 But you know, that's who expects the apology these days. It's not the person that's been slated. Yeah, and you know what I mean? Most of the time it's like, like this female reporter, she won't be the one to be like I demand an apology because she knows everyone's gonna Fucking do it for because they just want to pile on and this person that like I'd never heard of before Suddenly everyone like his name is on the tip of everyone's tongue, right? But if I'm like drunk, right, I'm not saying I am but
Starting point is 00:25:58 But if he was but he would think and he I mean he would be sorry for that comment Just like I was because when you think about it You're like how there was plenty of female comedians and actresses who have made me laugh throughout my whole life So for me to make that statement was legitimately Wrong I was legit. I was completely and utterly wrong. Yeah, yeah when I thought about it And I was like holy shit when I thought when I think about I mean Chrystialli Yeah, yeah, when I thought about it and I was like holy shit when I thought when I think about I mean Christy alley Levere and Shirley
Starting point is 00:26:31 I mean the list goes on and on Betty white Doris day, I mean there's so many daughter from happy days mom to me blick who John Moran Maybe left a. That short cake. Sure cake. Well, maybe I mean, now you're going to this is what happens. Yeah, people become to they get to into it. They're like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:26:54 I'm also sorry for this. And listen, um, got fat. She's been long to I don't want to say Christy. I'll say in surely. Shelley sorry. We are probably and we're bringing fat news and that and Christy Ali one of my favorite series ever was fat actress
Starting point is 00:27:11 Pretty good. You told me really good. You're really great show. I wish it had lasted longer, but I really thought that was a that was a very Larry David S. TV show that she was in Yeah, I thought she was really good at it. Like unscripted. Yeah, if I like an unscripted, I'll curb your enthusiasm like show and she was awesome in it. Yeah, we got fat news.
Starting point is 00:27:31 We do. Boom, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop I really never heard of that. Pratt news. Ooh, chicken. I don't know if you saw this. Get him, you probably see all this shit that I talk about. But this is a woman on a plane. I saw the bumper for this on Channel 2 last night, but I never actually watched the story.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Yeah, an unhinged woman. And I'll let you decide. An unhinged woman was kicked off a recent United Airlines for going on a fat, shaming Tyra tirade about her two seat mates, calling people on either side of her two big pigs. Oh my goodness, I don't know what I'm gonna do for the next four hours.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Blah, blah, blah, there's squishing me. She says a whole bunch of stuff. So finally, the woman says, bitch, please, okay? And then they start going back and forth. And I thought this was interesting. Then the big lady says, excuse me, can you find another seat because I will not be verbally abused by this bitch or anyone else.
Starting point is 00:28:35 So she's verbally abusing somebody. And she says she doesn't want to be verbally abused. So the woman eventually is tossed from the flight. And here's the video. And here's the video. So there's the lady. You can kind of see her. She's chewing. She's chewing as a.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Yeah, she's the middle passenger. She's the middle passenger. OK, so she's the one complaining about the people on the two sides of her. Right. Why is she even recording? Which I didn't hear. Somebody else is recording, I think,
Starting point is 00:29:01 because they've already said something. OK. But here she is. She's telling that she's talking to already said something. Okay, but here she is She's telling that she's talking to the flight attendant. Okay, so now you see that the big guy Now from what I understand she's unhappy that there are two very big people on either side of her Which I've heard is I've heard as a common tactic is if you, if you're booking a flight book, the aisle and window seat, because people are less likely sometimes to take that middle seat. And it's a good way to get yourself extra room. I've heard, you know,
Starting point is 00:29:34 online. Yeah, but in the case that that doesn't happen. Yeah, like, because you know, if there's standby flights and they have to fill the seats. Come on. I mean, these are, these people are like 400 pounds. And from what I understand, there are husband and wife. So they purposely did not take the middle seat. If you're that fat, you should buy the middle seat. You don't, you have no right to spill into other people. Well, do they still have those?
Starting point is 00:29:59 I hate to call up all the things, but do they still have that rule that like, you know, you have to, you do have to get that extra seat. I don't know. Okay. But what I don't understand is why people think that they can talk like this to other people though. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:30:13 That's why are people like, what was wrong with this lady speaking so far? She was so rude and nasty and just like just repugnant. Why do people think they could talk to other people like that? Well, they can't, but she got kicked off. I think it's the PC culture, though. I don't mean PC politically, correct? I mean, personal computer. I think you start to talk like that online,
Starting point is 00:30:35 and then you start to bring it into real life. I mean, it's, it's shockingly gross. Well, I think she doesn't seem like the kind of person that just, like, talks about person that this like talk to you know I'm just two second video. She's she's one of those shillcoes who play in your manager and that kind of deal But I don't think she's what you saw what she did. She is that person. She sat there and called them fat pigs and was like at least I'll keep warm because they're so fat and all his other shit. She's exactly like her. Talks like that about to their fellow human beings though. If you don't know how to comfort what that's see,
Starting point is 00:31:08 you maybe go up and discreetly talk to the flight attendant and be like, hey, is there anything we could do because I don't have any room or something, but you don't talk to other people as if they're dirt though because of the way they do. Do we know if she did that before? She just started complaining right off the bat. Like, did she go on a plane and then they didn't do anything
Starting point is 00:31:26 which maybe set her off like, oh, these stupid flight attendants aren't listening to what I'm saying. And look, she hired fucking get him, Steve Davis, her fucking, I'm just counselor here because the way I defend in her ass. She's a healthy,
Starting point is 00:31:38 attentive court for such a retarded defense. No, it doesn't matter. It's, they're still a level of, it's not like, like, look, they're guilty of being fat, right? Which is a negative in this situation for the lady in the middle seat. But not necessarily their fault, though. It could be genetic. Whatever. It doesn't. But it doesn't, but it doesn't really not. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't matter. They're encroaching on this lady's space. When I was heavier, I would purposely
Starting point is 00:32:10 lean away from people, because I didn't want to be that person spilling over. This kind of shit is like, I blame the airlines. Like, the airlines should be like, all right, we got to fucking make an accommodation here. We can't have two giant fat people spilling over and like touching and crushing a lady, like another passenger, you just can't have two giant fat people spilling over and like touching and crushing a lady, like another passenger, you just can't have it.
Starting point is 00:32:29 But that being said, dude, in a fucking world, is this the way to handle it? You do see a lot of these videos, these public freakouts on airplanes and stuff like that. It's maybe it's something to do with just being in that enclosed. Is it because you're the altitude maybe? I don't know. I don't think it took off.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Yeah. They're early like 12 feet in the air because they hadn't taken off yet. Oh, yeah, these are still on the ground. Is there anything that can be said though for altitude causing people to act differently? Yeah, altitude sickness. Sure. Well, maybe there's something there then. But again, she had an emotional fucking attorney of law. I'm just saying, if you look at like these public
Starting point is 00:33:07 freak out videos, a lot of them happen like on like when you're taxing that kind of stuff. And I don't know what it is. Some of them happen in old to. It's not right. I'm not saying it's right though. It's, you know, you shouldn't get you shouldn't get a insulting because it worse comes to worse to worst you're gonna have to be sitting there with them for four hours on a flight And then though they're now they're gonna do everything in their power to make your life miserable. I Should kill try killing a macaque as before you do anything I want to hear a situation
Starting point is 00:33:41 In what you killed somebody with kindness. What was this? What was this? I would love to hear when you went attempted to kill someone. Oh, I used to do it when I was a cashier. You used to do it all the time. Oh, you're like, my missile town. That's a, that's a kind of, it's kind of creepy and perverted. No, you would, you would get, you would get the people who insisted that their
Starting point is 00:34:01 coupons were perfectly valid and they weren't. They were out of the I can't imagine you giving somebody the past I know no I would love no I would not your power move no because I'll be able to fuck it throw a coupon back at someone's face that's a shit you live for no because our we had to turn in our coupons at the end of every shift and they you know they would go through them to make sure they were correct right so you can we're both patchwork people and I am cut from the same cloth in that respect with this guy
Starting point is 00:34:26 I love ponen people too, so don't even try and get them Some 99 year old lady gives you fucking ten cents off a cat coupon and it's and it's outdated and it says it's you scan it and says I can override it Can override that I used to work there. You can override it. Well, you used to work there This was this was what 20 years later. Like I said, we had a hand in all our keyboards at the end of the shift and they were checked. So you couldn't do it, you could do to get that 10 cents off. No.
Starting point is 00:34:51 But if the expiration, you show somebody the expiration date. Yeah. And then what do they say to you? Well, you should still be able to take it and then you'd scan it again and say, look, the computer itself is rejected. I do believe, let Mary Beth at Red Lobster was like it was unreal. It was unreal. The shit people would try to pull the nonsense. And like all of it in an effort to tip less. It's like if you want to talk about shitty people, you talk about people who don't tip or
Starting point is 00:35:16 under tip. It's like it would enrage me. She would tell me these stories and it would enrage me. Yeah, like I know probably like the extreme couponers who come up like with, you know, 10,000 coupons because those are the people who, when they give you coupons, it's good. It's going to go through the computer. It's going to be, you know, scan right and everything. It didn't happen to that show. That didn't last that long. Remember that show that would
Starting point is 00:35:35 like, they would do it by $800 with the groceries like in the final towel. You would be $3. Yeah, I think that once people realized what went into that, like how much you had to buy, how attentive you had to be to like probably five or six different stores at all times, they're like, this is the fun. No way. Like, those people have like OCD, I think. It's worth it sometimes. Like, I used to, when I used to get off the train when I was working up at the bank.
Starting point is 00:36:03 No, I go behind the... It's got working up at the bank. Hobo car. No, I go behind the- It's got a stick in the middle. On Mondays, I go behind the 7-11, and I take the Sunday papers that they had bundled up in the back. I take them home, I take out all the coupons, and return them the next day. And you would go through and you would find some coupons.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Wait, prior to the paper going out? No, no, no, this is after. This is all the stuff that they cut the headlines, you know, they cut the head rolls. Oh, okay. It's bundled really, you know, they could take it back or they could throw it out. So I go and I take out the Sunday coupons
Starting point is 00:36:30 and I return it. And yeah, like, you know, if you like, you like to share strutlers, something like that. Yeah, this is why you had a girlfriend. Yes, because she's the one who loves to to touch the strutals. Where did she love in-depth stories like this of finding coupons?
Starting point is 00:36:42 I'm sure everyone's like, you know, I'm trying to like the guy, I'm trying to like him. He's making it so difficult. Why are you in your 20s with a girlfriend worried about coupons? Save him money. What are you saving towards? But there's nothing young trim likes better than frugality. Oh yeah, yeah, I've been on the floor cutting up on coupons, she'd be like, fan-ent under self. She was so hot. Oh, my look at my man go. Got fucking paper cuts like band aids on every finger. But yeah, but I mean for a couple items, it's good.
Starting point is 00:37:16 But for you like those shows, that's just way over the top. Yeah. Did you watch the Ted Bundy thing on Netflix? I don't have Netflix. Are you having Netflix? Get him. Is that the one they've been advertising on? I heard there was, you know, like don't watch it alone.
Starting point is 00:37:32 I saw the hype machine was up and running. Hype machine is up and running. And it is like, like I knew a fair amount about him prior, but watching, it was only four hours, the same dude who did a paradise lost Burlinger. So it was really good. It was cut well. It was interesting visually. But the
Starting point is 00:37:58 But I had no idea how violent he was and how Like you could like his there was so much footage of his face in this and his eyes, so you're looking at him and you're like, you know he's fucked up, but you're like, you can see it. You can look at this guy and everybody's like, they keep talking about him being handsome and I'm like, I don't know, I don't know, who's fucking PR? That was a great PR guy, I thought that fucking,
Starting point is 00:38:22 the whole public to believe that that he was handsome I mean are if you're comparing him only to other serial Like gaseer like Leonard Lucas or like yeah, one-eyed Henry Lee Lucas or Otis tool or like any number of people that you're like All right, you look like a fucking serial killer You could be BTK son You could be BTK's son. Hang him from a tree and like a face in the cocoon. And I saw a BTK's daughter is making the rounds because she's got a book coming out. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Yeah, so she's making all the talk show rounds. She's got a lot of things lined up to 2020s to date lines. And I'm like, that's your still around? Yeah, on one hand I'm like, it's just a lot. Yeah, on one hand, I'm like, it's interesting to hear from the daughter of one of the world's most insane serial killers. But on the other hand, man, she's only talking about it because she wants to sell this book, which is pretty fucking gross,
Starting point is 00:39:19 unless she's donating. And she may be, I don't know. Well, she's donating some of the costs to some of the proceeds to the families, to the victims of the families. I gotta take this again, hold on. Hello? Hello.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Hello. Special guest. How's it going guys? It's going all right. Let me be missing you. Yeah. I've been missing you too, man. I haven't seen them since Sunday. We spent a romantic evening together. Oh, did you record it? I think the best word. I think romantic is the best word for it. Yeah. Maybe the romantic.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Romantic, well, we went up to hang out with Q. We were going to watch the wrestle wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle,
Starting point is 00:40:18 wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle,, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle's right, so he's WWE itself. So QS may fall into come up and hang out, order some food, and by the time I got up there, he had brewed up some special cider. He made some, he poiled up his own cider. So he's got his kiln running and he's cooking up cider? No, he did it in a pot.
Starting point is 00:40:44 It was like apple cider, whiskey, and some nice apple, and some nice apple chunks. I like to make up some apples, I'm going to give it a little extra flavor, and then when you're done drinking, you can chew on the apples, you're going to a little extra gel at the end. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:59 It's nice. I like to do it on cold, lonely nights. How much proof would this cider be? Uh, well, I use Maker's Mark, so pretty strong. I go heavy do it on cold lonely night. How much proof would this cider be? Well, I use Maker's Mark, so pretty strong. Go heavy on it. It's like what, 90 proof? We couldn't see for like an hour and a half after one plus. You were in there.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Who is this? But, yes. What's the ROM on? We had some cider, and he lit a nice fire in the fireplace. Yeah, this sounds like way erotic more than you would like. When you guys are watching sporting events, when I've had people over to watch sporting events, I don't remember lighting a fire. We kind of keep on.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Well, the other thing you can't even wear, not even weird or it can't even more beautiful, Walt, because what we did is we put the wrestling on mute in the stand, so we just had the images of all the men graphing each other and throwing each other around. And we just sat around the fire, sipping out the fighter next to each other and just talking. Now are you guys on a couch? Are you on, like, or is there like, or is there a laying down watching this? Are you sitting upright horizontally? The French call it a love seat.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Yeah, he's not kidding, it's actually a little off seat. Were you debating how cold it was outside? It was a little bright in the house. So at one point, he did have to turn the lights down. Not even kidding. Another one he's saying is not true. I was like, oh, we got those. There's fire.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Why don't we just show up on the, like, you know, fire light. I really should go. Yeah, the flames were dancing. And we were like, you know what? I mean, two dudes drinking some home brood cider, sitting fire aside with the lights dim. That's all good and fine. But what if we threw someone else into the mix
Starting point is 00:42:53 and then Troy came over. I'm over. The devil's trying on me. Yeah. Yeah, so, so, cue port him some, some brew right quick and. I saw it that he's drinking moonshine. Yeah, Q's he he's keeping it on the QT Can he get it? Can he get relief from his duties for that? I mean Q, are you selling it?
Starting point is 00:43:21 I'm not running it out my backyard. Running in this jeep is just a special man. He gave me a whole bunch of mason jars and I had to drive him back to Jersey. A car of skate wine. The cops are on me. Yeah, but then Troy came over and mostly we watched videos online. Like, you showed me something that I'd never seen before, which I'm like, it made me cry. It was so fucking funny. It's the introduction of this character, wrestling character.
Starting point is 00:43:53 How many years ago was that, Q? This was, this is, I think the late 80s, early 90s shockmaster came out. The guy was called the shockmaster. Didn't he shoot like streamers out of his hands? I don't know, did he? He did not. I don't know that his career went long enough to really develop a gimmick, but I don't remember. Yeah, that's cute.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Do you remember about the shock master except for his entrance that's it Yeah, it was it was it's I never like I never heard of him that doesn't mean much because Breathe in so heavy in 1993 it was 1993. I just looked it up 1993 Now Q. I know you're really into wrestling Yeah, after the after everyone's gone. Do you then sit there and go holy shit? I Think it's see any to wrestle in
Starting point is 00:44:49 Disappointed a little high on it Yeah, we were we're facing it. It's it's this one. Is that a it's so That looks like that looks like the house background on a QBC demonstration Looks like the 700 club Yeah, so it's a bunch of wrestling guys on a TV set Yelling at each other who's the guy who's doing the most screaming the tall dude Sid vicious Is that the Star Wars stormtrooper helmet he dazzled?
Starting point is 00:45:28 I don't know if Brian was gonna have a heart attack. I could hardly breathe. I sound like you know, I was like Now he starts yelling Now would you say I'm not gonna describe it as a guy and they'd be dazzled storm super helmet wearing a bear skin rug it looks like they they did i mean sit and already cropped are laughing at this i mean it's unpolished look at his face does he look like a rucker if rucker want to look like i can't recommend searching this out enough. How long this wrestler have a career in the WWE? It damage him in the short term, but in the he uh he became a legend. This is like he was known for it.
Starting point is 00:46:25 He was beloved for it. Well this is uh this guy used to be tugboat. Yeah this guy used to be tugboat. I think his name is Otto Otto something. Yeah, oh man but he played tugboat from 899-91. That's when I was like in a wrestling for a while. Uh I remember him. But holy shit did that make me laugh. That's when I was like, in a wrestling for a while. I remember him.
Starting point is 00:46:47 But holy shit, did that make me laugh? And then we started just watching like different fails. Both epic and non epic. And then he came out, he was a tag team with the natural disasters. He was Ty Foon. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it was a lovely night. What do you think you would be into it? Well, I notice that should I be like little I don't know what's the word. I'm gonna say at this point.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Yeah, it's like how come I don't how come like there's no even even like just a complimentary invite knowing probably I'll say no anyway. That's exactly why. Because I'm not going to give him a satisfaction until I go fuck myself. I'm not asking him to hang out. You know what? It's actually interesting to say that,
Starting point is 00:47:36 but because I'm putting together a guest list for something that I'm doing in Manhattan in March. And I was putting it together. And I came to you and I was putting it together and I came to you and I was like, you know what? I was like, I know he won't come. I was like, I know for a fact he won't come. I was like, but I was like, I feel he deserves it. I said that, I said that to the people handling of the mates. I was like, this is Walter E. Mail. Do me a favor, send them an email. He won't come, but I'd like him to know that I was thinking
Starting point is 00:48:02 about it just yesterday. I said that. Well, I have come to some things in the past couple years. There's been a lot of things If you won't come, but I'd like him to know that I was thinking about it just yesterday. I said that Well, I have come to some things in the past couple years. There's been plenty of things I have come to though. I Mean usually a bitch about it afterwards. I feel now I feel now I got I got lots of passes though now Or I could be like nah, I've attended like at least two things now. I got at least six or seven in a row where I can say Yeah, I can't make it he thinks refusal is something you bank i have a i have a lot of i would love to have you everything if you don't want to come like i'm not gonna get it
Starting point is 00:48:36 no i mean i got i got a bike date once a week with you i'm good i'm sorry it's too much of a too much of anything could be bad done. So, the already breads can come. Exactly. That's exactly what Mary Beth said, as I'm believing today. She drove me crazy, man. I was showing her the shockmaster video.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Right? And I go to, like I said up she does this shit all the time. She's like well who is this and I'm like these are wrestlers and they're going to introduce a new wrestler like a new guy in the league or the whatever. Well where are they? She like asks a million fucking questions and I'm like fucking watch the video. I was like when Q Q showed me, I wasn't like, break it down first. Like, here's a bunch of fucking questions I've prepared in order to watch a fucking 90 second video. But do you feel you guys may have overestimated
Starting point is 00:49:35 the entertainment value of these videos based upon how drunk you guys may have been while watching them? Oh, or I'll give it, what would you say Q, like a 10% margin of error? 10%! Not with the shock massacres. I've watched them video many times, I've shown many people, and the reaction is always kind of the same. It's undeniable the shock mass are entering.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Were they really like something special? Were they all wrestling fans? No, no, no! Okay. What the fuck am I watching? So, Marry, you know, someone's some art, some art. Yeah, I think, but she didn't even give it a chance to not meet her expectations. She's fucking asking me all kinds of questions. Like, would you just watch the goddamn video? So did she end up watching the video? She watched it and she was laughing.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Yeah. Okay. She was laughing. Hey, drunk at the time. Yeah. I mean, I was just... I have some competition, Q and a half. We're gonna have to brainstorm on this cruise. I was sitting on the couch last night,
Starting point is 00:50:39 pretending I was asleep, and sage walks up, and I'm like, pretend I'm snoring and she open hands slaps me in the face and she goes prank master and she was recording it so so I have to check the video to see if it's worthwhile but I was like, motherfucker. The cycle continues. prank master. I was like, all right. Don't hurt me. I you got me. Yeah, all right. You know, daughter of prank superstar.
Starting point is 00:51:17 It only makes sense that you'd eventually branch out on your own. And a walk, Q and I came up with something so great that if it unfolds, I'll tell you once we're not, uh, the mics aren't hot, as they say. Uh, and if it works out, everyone will get to see it. Oh, yeah. On the cruise. No, no, no. It's something that we were going to do here. If it plays out like we hope it will, it could one of the greatest Moments ever nice nice at least for us
Starting point is 00:51:49 Not so much for other people So you got to get like a website like prank star so you know you'll see those videos we've would just grow Shouting world world star. Oh, yeah, usually they're getting beaten to the ground. Yeah, but we're more well I got beaten to the ground. Yeah, but we're more well. I got beaten to the ground So Q where we'll see a bunch of people on the cruise next week Yeah And How many space monkeys of shows are there on the cruise?
Starting point is 00:52:22 monkey show shows are there on the cruise. How many shows do we have to I think right? We generally have to yeah, but you roll that half hour still. Yeah. So we got to figure out how many nights is the cruise? It looks like four like you leave on Wednesday get back on Sunday. Oh yeah, so we have two shows lined up? Yeah, well, there's a lot of people there soon.
Starting point is 00:52:51 So, I mean, I don't know, we probably could do more. I would do more. It doesn't matter to me. I mean, are there other people doing? I don't know. I mean, they scheduled that way for these probably because Q's like, fuck that. I'm, this is all you do. You work for two hours, the entire time. And sometimes it's only an hour and a half. I'm doing Adam's, Adam's midnight movie thing with him one night, which I'm assuming you'd be a part of. Sure. You know, there's a lot going on. Yeah, there's a, I told Q though, I do take a level of pride in many people saying like,
Starting point is 00:53:23 like Space Boy's like, that's the show you gotta see. Oh yeah. That's the show that people wanna see. Because you never know what's gonna happen. It could be. You know, who's gonna be there? What's gonna happen? Who's gonna need to apologize?
Starting point is 00:53:33 Who would happen? Anything could be said. Yeah. It's that level of danger. You'll put the SS Gronk to shame. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna steal Gronk's joke. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:44 So where you guys are off to seat to? Like your entrance this year should be the shock absorber. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna steal Bronx joke So where you guys are off to see to like your entrance this year should be the shock Yeah, I have a sparkly storm tromb storm trooper helmet all off the stage What what are you guys sale to great stir up key? It's like what like kind of like when you went The you guys stop the boat and get off or is it just a no they stop it? It's like a it's a boat owned island like the cruise line owns the island kind of like when you went so you get off and you can do shit there. Yeah And there's some like day activities beach and shit all that you look a forward to it you You're looking for it And there's some like day activities beach and shit all that. You look a forward to it, Kim.
Starting point is 00:54:27 You're looking forward to it. Hey, yeah, I am. I am looking forward to it. It's just fun. It's a lot of work every year, but it is a lot of fun. Well, one of the things I like is that the boats, internet sucks. So you just don't, you don't think about email, you don't think about like social media.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I'm actually really expensive. It's just, even it's expensive, it's just not good. You're just like, I paid for it, I still couldn't get it. So I was like, fuck it, I don't think about like social media. I'm actually really expensive. It's just, even, it's expensive, it's just not good. You're just like, I paid for, I still couldn't get it, so I was like, fuck it, I don't care. Yeah, the Wi-Fi is an issue on every cruise boat, not just in Prideville, Joe. Yeah. That's every cruise boat.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Let's not get, you know, let's not disparage. Yeah. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, a disparage? Yeah, the, the, the jokers don't need that kind of shit right now. Are you guys a dude in the park? Are you guys due to the park before his polar vortex? Keep gets any worse or? That's not gonna get worse here, right? It's a week away. The polar vortex.
Starting point is 00:55:21 It weren't the middle of it right now. No, the, no, the cruise. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, I'm just saying you take off from New York or no Tampa. Oh, okay, okay, okay Will will we see Walt Flanagan on an ij cruise eventually maybe 20 21 22 somewhere around there do you guys have if you don't do enough shit, you're gonna have to do it If you don't go except these other
Starting point is 00:55:43 I mean you have seven declines Yeah, you have that declines. You have that many cruises book throughout 2022. No, no, no, we just have we just we go year by year. All right, with that, put some me in for 2022 today. So I can't imagine we won't do another one. You don't think you'll do another one? No, he says you think you will. Yeah, three weeks. I got our't think you'll do another one? No, he says he's fancy. Oh, you think you will. Yeah. Three weeks. So I got our manual. Do another one. Would you be more inclined to go if it
Starting point is 00:56:09 left from like Port Liberty up in New York versus Tampa or because you like cruising from my yeah, but I don't like cruising with a whole bunch of people that are going to want to talk to him. Yeah, his only family doesn't want to talk to him on other cruise. That's that's going to want to talk to him. Yeah. His only family doesn't want to talk to him on the other cruise. That's his sweet spot. People leave him alone. I'm not saying that. They all would want to talk to me, but some would.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Right. And some is enough. That's an episode title name. This is episode 399Q. Yeah, we're on the phone. I know a bum they could have made it this week. I mean, I'm part of it, but I am excited about it. So it's gonna...
Starting point is 00:56:50 It's 400 is gonna drop while we're on the boat. Yeah, it sucks that you're not on 400 either. Yeah, people are gonna be disappointed. I think I did pretty good. Oh, yeah. I think Max will not be pretty good. Yeah, me and Walter are not do it either. It's Maxwell get them in Mike.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Yeah, but three. Yeah, but we got to figure that everybody's like just Jones and they get through 3.99 just so for just to get to 400. And not just because get them something episode. Yeah, right. Well, I will say this 400, it's a winner. We put in our time for sure. I think it's a return to old school, to yes, detail. I think so. This whole year, like Mike Gold is, I mean, we talked a little about it because we, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:57:44 if you guys mentioned we lost we lost an episode you guys mention that we have a meant that that the uh... the listeners don't know that here they don't know the uh... that uh... an episode was lost due to someone's fucking carelessness someone here i don't want to say who i don't get into it but let's have a match it up just saying
Starting point is 00:58:04 uh... but it wasn't me I don't want to get into it. Let's have a match. I'm just saying, anything. It wasn't me. I had stated the thing that like, I really don't, like I want to get back to old school. You know, I was just talking about us, no politics, no bullshit, stuff like that. And I think we're off to a fucking pretty phenomenal start.
Starting point is 00:58:23 With 400? 400's almost like episode zero. Yeah, I agree. I agree. You know, I saw, I was on YouTube today. I listened to like some old radio stuff and I saw one of the tell-am-steeved of bits from like episode 59 or something.
Starting point is 00:58:39 And it really made me laugh. And I was like, I wonder if we could get someone to just take like a bunch of bits, like make a best of like a super cut compilation for people who are just, you know, sort of getting into. Like a primer? Yeah. Yeah, maybe just like here some of those.
Starting point is 00:58:56 What's going to do that? I don't know. What are the fucking 90 editors you have on staff right now? I would think the curator would, that would be the curator's job. But you'd have to, you'd have to pull people and find out what are their favorite bits. No, no, no. It's the most indicative of that.
Starting point is 00:59:10 That just, don't make more work for the curator. Okay. Whatever the curator likes, that's what's going to go on. Okay. So he cuts together like an hour, the super cut, like an hour, the best stuff or some of the really good stuff. So people's expectations will be really built up and then they go to episode one and they're like,
Starting point is 00:59:27 what the fuck is this shit? Joint counter, joint. Yeah, I feel, I feel strongly because, look, 2080 was a really, really tough year for me. In terms of workload and mental stress and I purposely took steps to make 2019, you know You know, not as easy as I would like the way easier and already that has resulted in me It's kind of rediscovering my my love. Like when I could have come down this week. I was really bub
Starting point is 00:59:59 Like I'm like I'm just excited to be well, it's almost like how like a almost like a second honeymoon for me. If that makes sense. Yeah, man. Born again. Yeah. Yeah. Born again. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:12 What's a call when one of those virgins called when they say their virgins and they're really not virgins. What's that? Liars. No, you know, like they say there's a born again virgin. Yeah, I like to see. Yes, D is born again virgins. Yeah, we're gonna
Starting point is 01:00:25 Why don't we break in our hymen with 400 right? We're gonna pop our cherries all over We're gonna bleed all over the audience Get them hang our sheets out Now since of the world All right, buddy, I'll let you get back to work All right, thanks guys, and you know, I look forward to To hear what I'm doing for 100 Great back to work. Alright thanks guys and you know I look forward to to hear whenever you think of 400. Yeah great. Go go go see your brother. See you later. Good morning. I don't want to ask you this though.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Did you guys really sit on the same couch? Have you ever seen a movie? And after seeing that movie, you felt like you were, I know you felt you identified so much with it one of the characters in the movie that you felt like you, you got ripped off. Not ripped off, but like you, like you felt like you were in tuned so much and that you something like you know how like you like you get so pumped up when you see like a Rocky movie you think you can beat up people right yeah, okay. Something like that like happened. I saw glass. Okay. I don't know if you remember the characters. Yeah, Sam Jackson, right? Well, these other characters like Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis, yeah, yeah. You remember he had like powers and stuff and he could like touch people and see things. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:54 I saw a glass and it was a good movie. I liked it. I felt it could have been a little bit better at the end. I think on the ending was kind of a little underwhelming. How'd you seen? I saw a breakableable when it came out. Did you see Split? Because I never saw Split.
Starting point is 01:02:08 I never saw Split, but I figured that I would be, I figured that the movie would fill in the blanks. Was the pacing, was the pacing for glass as good as Unbreakable or? I gotta be honest, I don't remember much about Unbreakable either, but. I saw a review on it and I felt like it intrigued me enough that I wanted to see. It was about superheroes and a mental
Starting point is 01:02:27 institution and they're kind of diagnosed and it was interesting to me that aspect of it. But after I saw glass, I felt more entuned with like being able to like feel things and see things that other people can't see. I swear I'm not kidding. I've heard this exact statement from Mary Beth. She's sensitive. I'm so I'm like, what do you talk?
Starting point is 01:02:51 Shut up. I'm passing. Yeah. Really have why does she say it though? Because she'll say something is going to happen and then it happens. It's happened like once or twice that I know of, but not even like major things. You know, so it could be coincidence, maybe. It's happened like once or twice that I know of, but not even like major things, you know? So, it could be coincidence maybe?
Starting point is 01:03:08 Does she tell you like after the event? Like, I knew that was gonna happen. No. She calls it before it happens. Sometimes she'll call it, yeah, but it's not something that's like holy shit. I can't, sometimes like a 50-50 guess, you know. It's like when we get to the food's not gonna be good.
Starting point is 01:03:24 But, so did you touch someone? And you're like, I can tell what you're thinking. No, I didn't touch somebody, 50 guess, you know. Like when we get to the food's not gonna be good. So did you touch someone and you're like, I can tell what you're thinking. No, I didn't touch somebody, but I felt like things were like after seeing glass, I felt like things changed for me in the way that the world moves around me. I don't know why. I didn't think that until only a couple days later though.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Okay. It wasn't immediate, like I walked out of here going, like I went to my daughter Alicia. It wasn't like I can read people now, or I didn't walk out of there, and feeling any different that I had felt. Like I did something trigger in me watching this. You might have gotten triggered.
Starting point is 01:03:59 And the first thing was weird things started falling off the shelves at the store one day. And with no explanation, just things just falling off the counter over there where the on air sign is over there. Just things just dropping off for no reason at all. Very strange and Mike saw it and we have no explanation how it happened but after that though two different instances
Starting point is 01:04:30 It's pouring out the other night and I was leaving with Alicia to go get dinner and I saw this lady walking in the rain like torrential downpour with a with an umbrella and in the rain, like torrential downpour with an umbrella. And she was walking weird. And when I pulled out, I had to go out of my way,
Starting point is 01:04:51 so I didn't wanna give her enough room, so I was not close to her at all. And she made the most awkward movement and went up the stairs of a house, and I was like, she doesn't live there. And so I said to Alicia, I was like, I'm going back around. Something weird's going on. And I go, that way that lady moved,
Starting point is 01:05:13 it gave me like a felt like, I don't know, like that, like she was up to no good. And I walked around and I drove around the corner and I saw her up there and she was banging on the door And so I just parked down a little a little ways to watch as she was doing but nobody ever came to the door and she and she walked away from that door So wait you're saying she doesn't belong also like you're saying ahead of time she doesn't live there and I knew she can tell by the way She's I could tell by the way she moved that she didn't live there. And so enough, she didn't live there because I watched her. So you guessed that she did live there, but there was something that made you think that to
Starting point is 01:05:51 begin with. Just the way her body movement. She know when you say, have you ever identified with a character? My first thought is like, yeah, Randall from Clerks. Not now on magic. I know it sounds weird, but like I told Alicia, I was like, and she was like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Why are we standing here? Why are we stopped? What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:06:12 I was like, look, I go, this lady just, something weird's going on. I said, she moved so awkwardly and weird and went up those stairs, I said, she does not live there. And sure enough, she walked down those stairs and kept on walking. She didn't live there, I said, she does not live there. And sure enough, she walked down those stairs and kept on walking. She didn't live there, I knew it. I knew she didn't live there, okay.
Starting point is 01:06:30 So that's just one instance. Then we got to where we're eating. Well, is the other instance that should fall off the? Yeah, that's weird. That was just, I don't know if I was making that stuff fall for a small amount of time. Probably was. But you've long said the stash is haunted, right?
Starting point is 01:06:45 I've never said that. Oh, no. I've never said that maybe on a comic book. On a comic book. When they told me to say that, but. Right. Now that the show's off, it was all a sham. That's true.
Starting point is 01:06:54 Actually, Mike and I still believe Mark's here, because you'll come in in the morning and just always sit in that and know where a light will just turn off and then turn right back on. This is your stuff. Okay, go ahead, one. Like one out of four light right back on. This is your stuff, okay, go ahead. Like one out of four light, so it's not like it's the whole, the whole, the row. So we went into where we're going to eat
Starting point is 01:07:10 and it's a waiting, it's like a 10 minute waiting, they said they gotta wait 10 minutes. So they give us that thing that beeps when you're it's time to come up to the counter. So we go over to the side where there's this big barrel of peanut you can eat and there's a big waiting area, big little hallway, not little, big hallway, but not real wide.
Starting point is 01:07:30 And there's another couple sitting at the very top of the hallway and me and Alicia kind of sit in the middle and say they're only two, we're only two four people in the hallway waiting to be seated. And I don't know I should not been able to hear what they were saying and I could you dare him I could hear him as clear as day And it was like but nobody else could I hear though?
Starting point is 01:07:53 Like what is that guy looking at man? No, and I don't know if I found I don't know if I did right. So I think juicy. Yeah. Oh So the lady so the guy is looking first off. He looks at us and we walk in, he gave me a weird feeling, too. He looked at us weird. If he doesn't live here. He just was staring at us strangely oddly and it gave me something like, again, I don't know if I was feeling because I just watched glass or I don't know why. I don't know, maybe if I didn't watch glass, would I have the same feeling, but I did. And so I sat down and I pretended I was on my phone, but I wasn't.
Starting point is 01:08:29 I was just listening out there saying, and the lady, and he was talking so fast to the lady, and the lady was saying, well, do you want me to pay it all in advance, or can I make installments? And he said to her, and he looked like a shimshan man. He looked like a shimshan man man. He was like, well, you're not going to get a deal like this. So what do you think? And she goes and she was saying that like how this last year her life has been so hectic and so many awful things have happened and now this is going
Starting point is 01:09:05 to be such a great. This is exactly what he wants to hear. Yeah, I couldn't I could not get exactly what it was though, like I'm waiting and waiting and waiting and then their buzzer went off and she said our table is ready and he goes, um, he goes, okay, but she was in control though. Like, I knew that she was buying whatever, whatever they were there for, like she was going to be paying for along with us. And I wanted to go up to her and be like, I know you're gonna think this is crazy,
Starting point is 01:09:36 but whatever deal you got going on with this dude, I think you should run the other way. Those were you said to her? No, I wanted to say, but you learned your lesson when we tried to protect those young girls from that birth of them all and we got yelled at. Yeah. So I'm telling my daughter, I'm like, should I go over and say something?
Starting point is 01:09:52 Mm-hmm. I'm sure she's fully behind it. I got to. What are you going to say? I'm going to say, look, I know you don't know me. They call me Mr. Glass. I know you don't know me. I know you have no reason to think I'm nothing but a crazy man, but I just saw glass
Starting point is 01:10:07 That part you could leave out You don't have to like there's no full disclosure in this situation, but you could have said like What that guy was saying? I've heard that speech before and let me just it did not work out well for me financially That's all you would have to say was like was like in his 40s, late 40s, and she's like in her 20s. Yeah. He was no doubt something was fishy was going on.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Something not cool was going on. And I want it to be, how do I go over and be like, I know you shouldn't believe me, or they shouldn't put any weight in this, because I have no idea what's going on, but I would not give this man any money. Mm-hmm. How would I have come off though? If you're right about whatever deal it is,
Starting point is 01:10:50 like with some kind of like, amway type, I look like I belong in the movie last then. Yeah, if she's seen it, she would get the reference for sure. But otherwise, she would probably just think like, oh, he heard what I was saying, or he heard our conversation. Well, I wouldn't even, what if I just said,
Starting point is 01:11:09 I don't have, I just got this feeling, I didn't see you five minutes before listening to your conversation. You're not gonna be taking it seriously, I gotta tell you. Like, like coming in with like, I'm psychic versus like, just a little white lie of like, I've heard this
Starting point is 01:11:26 pitch before and it ruined me financially. It's going to make a world of difference in her resection, of course, because if somebody came up to me and they're like, hey, I'm the f**king gene dicks in the right now, I'd be like, all right, whatever, get away. If somebody came up to you though, let's say you were at a restaurant and you hadn't, you didn't realize that somebody was eavesdropping in your conversation and then like Just at some point and then in the in the meal the other person got up and I went over and I said hey look You have I have no reason to justify this. I can't justify it. I have no idea why I'm telling you this But I think you shouldn't give this man any money
Starting point is 01:12:02 See your daughter send you over here. See you're waiting for the other person to leave? I watched that for that man to get up and go to the bathroom or something. And then I still didn't know if I had the balls to go over and say it. I think maybe you could just be like, be careful. Like I know you don't know me. I don't like it.
Starting point is 01:12:17 That sounds like I'm making up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't leave it there. Be careful and then walk away. Be careful. I heard that pitch. And you need to be. I didn't hear enough of it though, but I'm telling you.
Starting point is 01:12:30 Before, and you think they weren't together. They looked kind of like they were not together romantically. I could just tell they weren't. Like he was, like his head was moving around like a, like he was waiting for the cops to bust in it. Look like, he was just so sketchy. and I didn't have the balls, though, to go over and say anything,
Starting point is 01:12:49 because I just didn't have anything to, like... Well, there's nothing to back it up, except I just got out of the movies, and I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure. I should angel with those guys, because I got all kinds of powers. I knew someone didn't live somewhere. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:04 But I was right about that. And something fell off the shelf, too. But how weird is it that I knew that, like, both the way that I just had a premonition? I just, like, the guy, like, unbreakable. Right. I knew that lady didn't live there. Even though I had no idea if I would have no reason
Starting point is 01:13:19 to think that she didn't, I just knew it. Well, maybe since you come from an older generation, you still have, like, now what they call profiling. Moxie. But back that too. But back then they would just be like gut instinct. You just got to feeling a lot of people don't listen to those feelings, you know?
Starting point is 01:13:35 Because now they call profiling and it's made to, you know, it has a negative connotation, but you need more of the works all over the rest of the world. No, no, no, no, no, no. These people were not, they were not of any ethnicity. No, I'm not necessarily that. It does not be a racist thing. It's like, if somebody looked at me, I might get profiled.
Starting point is 01:13:51 That's a, that's a, a lot of art. Usually, yeah, people are referring to like, you know, black people or Latinos or whatever, but people would profile me. Like, I don't look like, like, I belong in certain areas, you know? Like, when I walk around outside of school, people are gonna look way harder at me than they're gonna look at someone who's...
Starting point is 01:14:08 Is that a bug bug you? Better just now, I don't care. What was it about? I don't notice. When I used to work at the supermarket, I said, you know, you have a retail sense sometimes about people. Like if someone's just acting weird versus everybody else,
Starting point is 01:14:20 it's just, it attracts your attention. Aren't you that person acting weird? No, you know, like we'd be walking down the aisle and some of them would be like, they'd see you and instantly like, you know, take, you know, they'd like, they'd, like you said, they'd have to shift the eyes. And you'd be like, and I've had it happen where I,
Starting point is 01:14:35 I, I, like, something wasn't right and I went and told my manager to turn down it was a young girl stealing stuff out of the, the gift card aisle. Not talking about a shoplifter, man, I'm talking about like someone just, I'm talking about getting that feeling. Why the fuck are you trying to steal his thunder?
Starting point is 01:14:49 Why are you trying to put yourself on the same level as him? No, I'm saying it's completely believable. Fucking Mr. Plexiglass is over here. It's completely believable that he saw a movie and it triggered something in his head that summoned this previously, he didn't recognize. The Storm his talent.
Starting point is 01:15:05 Yeah, dormant talent. Yeah. I call my wife though. I was just like, if anybody knocks on the door, do not answer that door. I saw something sketchy going on. I saw a lady, she's like going up on... How close was this to your house? Like four or five houses away.
Starting point is 01:15:20 Oh, okay. So it wasn't like a mile or two away. No, four or five houses. Although she walked in the other direction, I did call my wife. I was like, do not answer the door under any circumstance. I said, knowing his area and not stretching though. He's like, I don't think that lady lives there. He's like, batting down the hatches, damn it.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Lift up the stairs. But I'm telling you, man, it was just like, I even wondered like, I was like, you could see that lady, right? To my daughter, because I wanted to make sure that I wasn't just seeing her too right when she said she could see her I was like all right Is he ghost now? Or you also see the six cents that day
Starting point is 01:15:58 Well Bruce was in that too. Yeah, I don't know. I get all Bruce Willis' maybe his abilities. From every movie. Yeah. We believe that lands a space shuttle. I know it sounds crazy, but I swear to God though, I felt like also, I shouldn't have been able to hear that conversation I could hear it like I had the miracle year in. Right, get a view must of, I'm sure you're aware of this.
Starting point is 01:16:22 The AirPods, there's a setting that you can tap on your phone when you're wearing them for hearing impaired, that allows you to like amplify it, but they say you can dip in on conversations. Like if you were sitting here, like you could probably hear Mike all the way down there. Really? I wouldn't want to hear that. You wouldn't want to hear him hear more there?
Starting point is 01:16:38 Or anywhere? But they sell those. I do not want to hear Mike hear more there. We've seen those on TV, like the attack ear, and in the commercial, they're like, you can hear conversations all the way across the hall, or across the room, like lady looks and she's like, did you see what she's wearing?
Starting point is 01:16:54 She's gorgeous. Yeah, but I didn't have any enhancements. No, no enhancements. I'm just sitting there. I'm just sitting there and I could hear this conversation like as if, like like I don't believe Anybody else could have heard it like like all it just cut through all the din Yeah, like this is like his like his senses just like started meshing together like his sight
Starting point is 01:17:16 He's a dog. He's watching their lips. He's kind of like a it was almost like how like when how I start to read the lips But he's he it's it's it's in 2001. Yeah So you're watching their lips moving. I got a robot dog. And your ears are now picking up and it's syncing together and you're hearing what they're saying from so far across the room. Two minutes ago, he's like, yeah, I'm the same as you.
Starting point is 01:17:34 Like how to shoplift or wants a little girl. No, I didn't say. And now he's like, oh my gosh, you're like the fucking robot from 2001. I did not say that. I'm just saying is that, you know, something. Do a damage control over here. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Go back and listen to the tape. I'm just saying is that, you know, some damage control over here. Go back in the light to the tape.
Starting point is 01:17:47 I like what he said that, Bo. So subsurri- yeah, like a dog. Like, heel boy. He's like, wait, I got one more compliment left. Still got one in the chamber, boss. I do feel like, like, if this, if I wasn't a movie though, I wouldn't want to over and told that lady. If this was a movie, I wouldn't want to over and told that lady. Oh, yeah, definitely. But in real life though, I just didn't have it.
Starting point is 01:18:18 I just couldn't do it. I just didn't go over and say anything to her. If you had a pen on you, like old red, would you have written her a note and maybe like had the waitress? I thought about writing it on an app and just put it in on her table. But that would be like... The good thing is most people accept that life doesn't work like a movie, so there was no real expectation on her part that's like, well I wish somebody would fucking come
Starting point is 01:18:38 up and tell me if this shit's for real or not. I mean, what did someone warn me? But then I was thinking, you know, like maybe, maybe I don't have any kind of gift or anything. And what if, whatever that she's doing is actually beneficial to her? Who am I to say something based on just because I feel like I've got some head.
Starting point is 01:18:56 But that's the crown. But that's the thing. You don't have to go at her like, hey, under no circumstances, should you do this? Just plan a little doubt in her mind. And then that'll, like her brain will do the rest. You know, if there's any, like if she's not totally naive, a total stranger was like, I heard what was going on. Just be careful about those kind of financial deals. She's gonna be like, you didn't say that for no reason.
Starting point is 01:19:20 If somebody said that to me, I wouldn't be like, what a nut. I'd be like, I want to be terrified now. That wouldn't freak out. It would be a little weird. I sent it to you in pancake makeup, dollar pancake cake. Okay, send out. All right. It would be like, first of all, I guess.
Starting point is 01:19:32 I'll just, I'll just, that your bed. Hey, hold on. I, uh, I wake up, I'm like, oh. Hey, Brian, just want to let you know. Don't go through with that, Dealy. It might not be, I've heard it before. And then he's gone. I mean, if those are the circumstances, Let you know, don't go through with that deal. It might not be, I've heard it before. And then he's gone.
Starting point is 01:19:45 I mean, if those are the circumstances, then I would be like, this is weird that if somebody just said it to me. Yeah. All right. That's interesting. Now I'm curious to find out how it goes from here. Like if you have to send some more to me.
Starting point is 01:20:00 Can we test this? I don't know. Can you be like Bruce Willis and like just stand out on the streets of Red Bank and just let people walk by? How many people are gonna walk by me though that it's gonna trigger it though? Most people that will walk by probably nothing happens because they're not into
Starting point is 01:20:14 anything that would trigger it. Well here's a thing, here's what you do. You don't stand outside in the cold all day. Think it's on the bench. The next time that it happens, what have you got to lose by going to a total stranger and being like, hey, blah, blah, blah. Like if you told that lady, be careful about the financial deal, you've lost nothing.
Starting point is 01:20:33 Right. That's why I felt really horrible when I drove away. Now, how do you approach this? Just, do you just do a dead seriously or do you like ham it up just a little bit? No, I think if somebody starts hamming it up, I think you're in and you're out. Yeah, yeah, it's not only he's put on a show. He's like, hey, Mr. Green, have you heard about this? No, I'm just chill, Leo. No, just like like if you walked by them and like just stopped and like,
Starting point is 01:20:56 how do you handle your head? No, I'm not going to go into like, phone... Now you're all theatrical. Yeah, I'm just going to just for the academy award. Fucking histrionics. Like what was the name of the Weere guy predicts other people's deaths? Oh dead zone. Yeah, like Christopher walking yeah, yeah No, like did you think the world's a safer place because it's unlikely to get him will ever raise a child
Starting point is 01:21:22 Some of the shit he says I'm like you cannot impart this to a kid, you can't do it. All right. So, yeah, I kind of struck out. And it hasn't happened since, though. When did you go see the movie? So, the movie on Saturday, I had my, I had my bouts with, you know, feeling like I was supernatural Tuesday. All right, well, wait until he's Wednesday? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:50 All right. Well, that hasn't been triggered since. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, it would be a disaster if it was triggered all the time. So just here and there, I give it a little time, you see, and then you make a decision from there. Is this something worth telling this person? Like, if you get a sense that like a lady's gonna have a miscarriage. I probably wouldn't say anything
Starting point is 01:22:11 No, no doctor. No, is that a bit of miscarriage gonna happen anyway, right? I'm not a sorry. Oh sorry doctor. Get him. I wasn't aware the fucking doctors in the house asshole Between listing eBay walkers. Yeah, yeah, I am a trained physician. Yeah, I'll let you know specializing in miscarriage. Like if he gets a silver. Like if he gets a sense of Andrew carry to full term. Like if he gets a sense of Andrew's gonna have heart problems or something, you know, maybe just be like, go get a job. A blind person could get a sense of that. Man, the dude's fucking hyper obese. Alright, so one more episode, and then, I mean, well, actually this is it. Next week, 400, a lot of pressure, I'm sure a lot of anticipation.
Starting point is 01:22:59 I cannot wait for the... I don't think people will be let down. I don't think so. But you know what, People will be let down. I don't think so, but you know what someone has always let down You might have been let down with this episode and last episode, but I got a feeling You got a feeling well, I mean not that I My feelings aren't based upon like the whims of the fucking listeners if they like a podcast I'm more important shit to fucking worry about. Who the listeners? No, I do.
Starting point is 01:23:25 My two Ikefs can't be wasting on that. Oh no, you gotta fucking figure out if somebody lives somewhere or not. Like, is that a mailman? What is a live there? Tell him. Don't answer the door. Tell him, Steve Dave. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. 1 tbc 1 tbc 1 tbc
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Starting point is 01:25:27 I'm a little optimistic how I never felt too until now In true shadows we'll have nothing left for again Can't quit our jobs, or feel the best Forget not what to rob a government Forget all those things, find it's unwind forever Catch the top, like with, now we're dead Through the clouds, we can see with all said You're the only face that's used and is brown Flowers and all the dreams that we've grown Can't quit our shot Open face
Starting point is 01:26:30 You're the shadows Open Open eyes How I never felt so until now This was washed out by the cloud This was washed out by the cloud This was washed out by the cloud This was washed out ocean makes the scenery come through the clouds This washed out ocean makes the scenery come through the clouds
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