Tell Em Steve-Dave - #400: Makin' Hay 3

Episode Date: February 7, 2019

The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's Impractical Jokers

I fucked him. Oh, mmm, deeper. What a fucking dummy. What a fucking insufferable dummy. Do you have the PCP? I'll cut you dick off in the bathtub, son. Ha ha ha ha ha. Tell them Steve Dave, is there a recording now? Yeah. How do you know it's recorded? Because I can see the things jump and plus. I lost the card last week and now I'm facing nonstop. Let's go.

Let's go. The card that the show was on. Oh, last week's episode? Yeah. Just asking a couple questions, I don't think it's for me. Well, on top of, give them the card afterwards. Don't even touch the card afterwards. Just give a backup. Let me have the card too.

Nine years. So we have no episode for last week? No, we do, because I used the GoPro, so Ducland's pulling the... Oh, what do you think of the card? How do you think you might have... I have no idea. No fucking idea where it could be. No, no, I know you're sensitive, but I don't think you should be... I think you shouldn't, but I don't think you should be, I think you shouldn't, but you have any sense. It's just, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's,

insurance policy, there's nothing wrong with that. You should have, we should all, we should all show up. Well, what's the insurance policy? I leave it for Gidham as opposed to doing it myself. Yeah, well, you both, it's not insurance. You're dumping it on your computer and then you give me the car and, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said that's what I would do.

Yeah. All right, well, let's start the show. Yeah, so as we were just talking about, yeah, I lost the card, but enough about me, I understand that, I understand that, well, 400, let's look back just for a second before we start, right? It's pretty significant, it's pretty special.

Yeah. As is 400, part two. Part two, it's pretty special yeah as is 400 part two part now it's not part one this is gonna be part one yeah and I cut the part out this is for it it jumped back and forth that's how I checked in and the other part was gonna be now this is 400 yeah so let's just get on leave that in because that'll ruin the surprise yeah well well if Chris LaDonda didn't already ruin it by meeting to fucking post. Hey, 400, he's like, I'm proud to be a part of 400 a. And then I see people asking like, what does that mean?

So as a call out to anyone who's ever on this fucking show, do not fucking talk about it afterwards until we do. Please, please, looking in your direction, Father Lance. My clock tower. So episode 400, I still like it. Oh, yeah. Love it. It's pretty fun. Yeah. I don't know what I do without it. It doesn't feel, I mean, it feels like it's not been long, but it also at the same time in a good way feels like it's always been long, but it also at the same time in a good way feels like it's always been around. I don't know if that makes sense.

I look at pictures from back then and I'm like, oh my God, like my hair was brown. Oh, okay. Yeah. It still could be. Mine might still brown. Yeah, I know. Well, you know, you got those good jeans.

Yeah. Clareol genes, yeah, I think people like I would lose all credibility with anything Suddenly I didn't know where I suddenly have brown like well, you try to get it back to your dirty blonde All right, what would be the harm and that like you think people would be Would take you down a peg or People go after you and hope they would if like didn't go after me for it. He should he definitely Yeah, that's one of many reasons It's GoPro going

But you don't think you could pull I mean who do you care if it makes you feel better? Why would you care if it would make me feel any better? It would probably make me feel worse Why good because if you all the sudden you and maybe Mary Beth is like oh 2010 Brian Johnson one week 500 pounds But at least he has brown hair 500 pounds, but at least he has brown hair. 20 time Brian Johnson without the weight.

2010 Brian Johnson hair, 2017 Brian Johnson body. What a combo. That's fucking they call that a slabber knocker. That's fucking Spanish fly, bro. What do we? I show up. I'm like, don't make you honey. Yeah, yeah I shop I'm like don't make you honey References from even before 2010 you gotta do your beard so you got a lot to do more you more than I do Well when she yeah, it takes me to die my hair. It takes me two minutes for my well actually my wife does it

Yeah, takes two seconds I don't have that much hair on top of my head, so it's like boom, boom, boom, jump in a shower, I'm done. But you'd be an all day process with that beard. Well, she didn't let when we did the, the big foot stuff, she was concerned. Frank, five rewind, only on Patreon. Only on Patreon. Yes, only on Patreon, if you haven't seen it, I feel free of it.

Like I feel for an old man dying his hair, trying to recapture himself. I still for you. I feel for you. Like I feel for an old man dying his hair, trying to recapture himself. I still got it. But she helped you make, put the brand in your beard to become bigfoot. Did she say anything? Did she like it? She didn't like it.

No, she's going, I hope this washes out. I hope this doesn't stain your beard. Has she, I mean, do you see her like, like when you're watching movies, is she attracted the guys with white hair or something? Does she have a thing for solvers? Yeah, we watched a cocoon the other day. And she was sopping wet.

To put that over her sheets. Oh, I'm so glad now. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, shockingly, I don't spend a lot of time asking her who else she's attracted to. No, no. Is that something like you like, you know what we're talking about? Oh, you don't talk about old flames, you don't like, but you don't like, grill or like an old Brian Johnson?

Like, who are you with before me or tell me, no one, right? Everyone. No, she refuses to talk about it. Smart girl. She, well, I don't have a scare though. Like, I never ask her. I've never asked her. She, she doesn't acknowledge anything before and hates it.

If I bring something up, hates it. So like, there's like, even in a negative way. There's like Marybeth AB before, I mean, before Brian Johnson and BC. B.J. And then ABJ. Yeah, she just doesn't really like never talk about other because it really why what's her to talk about?

Well, I thought that's what that's what guys really have my best boyfriend. They want to know all about the former flames and you know, they just want to know what, you know, who am I up against who am I who am I putting you know the my who might be because all of them are in the wake that I have the one now so yeah what if they dumped her oh that's true well I know she got stalked for a while so I'm pretty sure she dumped that on right right I don't spend a lot of time thinking there's some guy out there that rejected your girl. That's a mature boy.

I'm sure some did. So what about a young Brian Johnson? Would you still have the same level of disinterest in? You know, I think like a lot of guys, it like you'd want to know, but they're not want to know. Yeah. And then once you told me to judge the hell out of her, even the real life animal, Like a real live animal.

Yet I would judge her. Like the same guy who's like, who are I fuck my girlfriends, fuck my mother? What do you mean? What do you mean you had sex on prom that you fucking pig? Oh, it's slut. It's a scus.

Get away from stage. Get away from sage, get away from me. Yeah, maybe I've gotten to an age where I'm like, I don't care. Yeah, I think that's just a mature and smarter Brian Johnson. Or just more just like worn down or like, No answer will be the answer I want to hear. I asked the question. Oh man Logan. But I understand I heard through the grapevine that a Giddham was subject to some rebuke today by boss Flanagan. Oh really? Boss Flag. Yeah. And now I got a text last night. I'll read you the

text exchange, which I I felt ended on a sour note. This is with Gidham. He writes, so I called out Ladondo on a stance that the coming to kid should be beaten, even though the truth is coming out about how they did nothing wrong. I said, what did he say? He said, he called Walton complain that was bothering him while I was working. And I said, how holy shit. And he says he could have taken shown facts on Facebook and snitched on me to my boss. And I said, and he wasn't doing it to be funny. He writes back, why would he go but run into Walt? I write back to break balls. He just writes, if that's his story, fine. Now, because my thing was I was like, that's actually pretty brilliant of Ladondo.

If like he called you to be like, hey, like, break Inums Balls, tell him to come. No, no. I was furious. I was furious both ways. I was furious at both of them to be honest. That Ladondo would call you. Yeah, I was furious at the time that Ladondo would bother me

with this bullshit and I was furious at getting him for fucking doing it. Well, like when I can be supposed to be doing eBay. Right. So I fucking blew up all over his ass yeah that's what I heard well Mike said like I went out talking to get him about it like what was like Mike goes yeah Walt wasn't in the mood for it yesterday which I took is like yeah it's just like, come on, I'm like, we're grown men. Like, come, like, I don't need to hear fucking, like, like, Chris fucking pissing about it.

Like, to me, and I also don't, and you know, and I'm, both of them really annoyed me about it though. Yeah. I didn't even, I didn't even reply to Chris though. I thought it would have been a, I didn't, I thought I'd have been a genius troll on Ladondo's end. If he had been like, called won't been like hey Here's what's going on like pretend your mad Adam or break his balls

I was I was legitimately mad so if that's what he wanted he got it. He was genius And I almost we all thought I was gonna see another ball up today too. I know further review Yeah, get him. Wow. I, as a tailor in the parking lot, here at the stash. Is it like a business that you, what's a call when you associate with a business,

you're a client? Yeah, I'm a client. Customer, what are they? How do you say, you're a client. Yeah, I'm a client customer. What are they? How do you say in English, uh, client? So, uh, I dropped some jeans off a while ago to get, um, altered. And I can't, I have not gotten here early enough to get them in two months. So if I text again, I was like, Hey, buddy, could you do me a favor? Could you go? Let me just read the text. I tried a few weeks, I tried a few weeks ago for him and they were closed before five. Yeah, I heard her hours are erratic for sure, but however, you know, you're a friend

they ask another friend. He said he would do it. He said he's into work tomorrow. This is last Tuesday. He'll pick him up for me. Great. I come in the first thing I say to him is, oh, hey, bud. What do I owe you for the for the jeans?

You know what I mean? And he goes, oh, hey, bud, what do I owe you for the jeans, you know what I mean? And he goes, oh, oh, they were, they were ready. I go, yeah, and he was like, I thought you were going to tell me when they were ready to pick up. And I let it go. I think you expect me to walk two doors down and check. But I let it go because I was like, well, all right, he's doing me a favor. I don't want to embarrass him in front of Brian and Walt, but the second he walked out

the door, of course. That's why I looked for him. Which I wish you would have. So I'm just gonna read the text. And this is me, I shouldn't get him for a favor. So I don't wanna come down too hard on him. But this is it. But if he can't, he should have just been like,

holy shit, I forgot. If you can just, he doesn't, he's not a person to take responsibility. I'm sorry, I forgot. Four words, that's it. Here's the text, Tuesday, January 15th. I need to ask your favor, I need to pick up shit at that tailor in your parking lot, but I never get there before she closes.

He, so that's clear, he understands., me, that sounds like it's ready. And you said it was what day, the, the, what day, what was it? The Tuesday, January 15th. He doesn't work on Tuesdays. Right. So it's nine days later, though. Sure. He says, okay, I'm not working today, though. But tomorrow should be fine. I say, thanks, bud. That's it.

So in between those nine days, even if he wasn't sure they're ready, he'd be like, hey, are those genes ready? I'm going to be in work today. Should I pick them up? Right? It's simple. I mean, anything. Right.

That is at the level of just, I don't know, I don't know if it's inept. I don't know if it's inept. Well, inept is the first part of it. The blindness, the refusal. There's two parts here. Yeah, there is two parts. It's multifaceted fuck upery. Next level fuck up.

Yeah, it's frustrating, man. It is frustrating because you would think at times, we're doing listings for shit on eBay and it's like you the cross wires and the assumptions or non-assumptions, you would think like we were stacking planes at a fucking airport, like trying to like, air traffic control instead of being like,

is issue 58 of warlord there or do we have two copies of 57? I mean, these are, like, it's that level of like, like, it's just, it gets frustrating. It really does. Is it every day? You would've changed like that every day? Where I get mad? No, no.

There's days though, there's some days where it's so good. And like, like, I blew a lamp on my car. And I'm like, hey, can you change that lamp for me? And he does it. And it's a great day. Then when my purpose is served, it's a good day. I'm sorry.

And he saved you a lot of money. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But he probably saved me quite a bit of money. Right. But I feel like, well, you kind of owe me,

I fucking gave you a job. Right. So I'm a lot of asshole. I don't, yeah, I'm like, I'm watching your back. You could wash my back and my backside too. Come on. Don't you post on Twitter on company time while you're out there changing my head light either. I don't think it's that big of a deal.

It's not like every day I ask them to do something like that. But I don't know. I really wish you would ask me to pick up your laundry. I would bother you. You're never bothering me. I watch it. Whatever you need. But you would never bother me.

It would take me two seconds. I'm here anyway though. And you know that. It'll get done. It'll get done, which is the most maddening thing though, because you don't know if it's gonna get done when you ask them to do anything. Right.

I guess. I'm learning that lesson. It is the same guy that like 10 minutes ago was like episode 400 give him the card. No, no, no, don't you take it. I would be in control of the card. I would give it to him. At all times. You would give it back to you.

Download it to you're uploaded to teclin and then I would get it back and then I would give you the card back. And everybody then we have it like that insurance. Gotcha. It's all over the place. I mean, you know how valuable 400 is? It's, this is gold or what? Worth it's, yeah, more than gold. But what's more valuable than gold these days?

It's not a gold. I love. Oh, shit. But it's, these episodes, especially with Q schedule, they're a lot more valuable than they were in 2010. Yeah. So it's a good thing that I started recording this shit with GoPro and all that other stuff. episode, especially with Q schedule, they're a lot more valuable than they were in 2010. Yeah, sure. It's a good thing that I started recording this shit with GoPro and all that other stuff. It was lost to the ages, but now we have that episode back.

Yeah, but I know you're feeling a little self-conscious. Dude, for two days, I was like, I should probably kill myself. I'm not even kidding around. Yeah. Yeah, so, but don't feel like if I'm like, hey, let me have it too, that you don't have to get like, you don't have to get that Johnson Fucking on the ledge baby. Yeah, the Johnson anger going new because well, you're there was a condescension like oh He's is into I like don't do that to me

Nine years I lose one card. He's like you're I can't trust you I said hey, man Why don trust you. I can trust you. I said, hey, man, why don't you get me the card more done tonight, and I'll have Gatum dump it to Declan. And you were like a porcupine, your quills were out. You were going to shoot one at me. You all over the place. I don't think there's anything wrong with me asking for it.

I just want to make sure that everything's... You don't fuck up against you. Yeah. Yeah. It's good that Watt has it recently. Hey, we all fall. Although you had a major fuck up recently, but you spun it in the gold.

All right, so, I mean... So what did people... What are we tiling this? Are we letting people know what it is by based off the title? No, I think we should we should eventize it a little bit. We should call it what it is. Do we have we're making hay three. I was like, I'm making hay story. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, I like that a lot. So yeah, we went back to the well some nights say we said back to college. Our finest, finest hours. Yeah, some would argue that that would be a lot of people argue.

So many people would argue what I found out. A lot of people would agree with that. They like it hasn't been the same since making Hay one, but to finally get to do a trilogy is exciting, though. There's a lot of great chilligies out there, a lot of bands. I really hope that the making Hay trilogy, in a couple of years, will be looked at back upon

like Star Wars level, you know, like in a episode, what were the original episodes? Well, that's so nice. Five, six, seven, new hope. Four, five, six. Four, five, six. Star Wars level, you know like episode what's what were those what were the original episodes? All them so New hope for five six four five and six You know, but it could be a godfather trilogy where people don't even care about two and three No, they care about two a lot. Okay, three then I'll give a shit about it all all right Then maybe mighty ducks one two and three and they could we all could or Beethoven one Any number of animals that are specialized?

Isn't all that beloved I don't think. I mean, there's been some love for it, you know, as time went on, people have gone, I've read and seen some nice things about making Hay-2, but so... That first one, the people we met were surely it's the first time we meet Gidem. No, that wasn't the first time. That was a part two. Was that part two? That was the first time we meet get them. No, that wasn't the first. That was a part two. Was that part two? That was the first time we met get them. Yeah, it was.

Oh, shit. Yeah, we didn't know. Oh, that's right. Because there's the footage of him. Yeah, yeah. But that was the the Franks. Right? That was yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I felt like, well, I don't I don't really don't feel this way, but a lot of listeners do feel like it. I guess that's where it all came together and we were often running from making hay. Yeah, I've heard like, yeah, like, but that's where we found the footing of the show. I was like the dentist, the dentist experience.

I think it's worthy of celebration for an anniversary to go back to Collinswood. I mean, done big episodes. Fuck, I was thinking to do. Yeah. Good morning. anniversary to go back to Collinswood. I mean, done big episodes. The fuck else we can do? I mean, each time we went there, though, we went we go back as different people, though. It's true. Yeah. We went to a different market. Into a different market. Because it changes every time too. You mean the actual Collinswood? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Some things don't change there, but some things do,

which are much like life, I guess. But like you went back as three totally different, I don't say people, but three different totally stages of your life. Yeah. You know, say first. That's totally noticeable when you listen to the clips. Yes, yeah.

The first time you go, he goes there, well, like, you know to the clips. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. The first time you go he goes there Well, I just mutton you know There's no Joker. So there's no you know, he's All of us all three of us are he couldn't have even fucked the Eugene's taste He's got a few wanted so if he paid for it, he couldn't that's how low-end this cock sucker was Part two where we have shows, I think, right? At least at least one season, right? Yeah.

There's a level of like, kind of like, I don't know, like the atmosphere is different though in part two. I know if we're excited to be there, to where in part one. But in this one, I felt we came in and everybody was really on a good good like Field and flying not high, but you know just but everybody was making a two for me It was we were no dud moments either like we had fun the whole time

Yeah, but like like I said like you going back is three different stages of your life. It was hard for us to go a couple of feet without like people noticing you and recognizing you and wanting pictures with you. Right. Which is cool when you look back at like just how in those, no, what was it nine years? Yeah. Is it nine years?

Yeah, it's going up. I was gonna go on nine this February. Where is it? I thought it was nine. I was gonna go on nine this February. Where is it? I thought it was nine. I think that's what we fucked up. So, I'm gonna let it go. Oh, no, no, no, maybe, maybe the podcast here, nine years. So it's a cool, like, little snapshot, all three.

But the trilogy is a cool snapshot for the different stages of your life. Me and Brian, I guess, kind of, it doesn't really, I don't know, nothing really changed how much we had a show in between two and three. It went away. I mean, back to being civilians. But I mean, I don't know what are you going to reckon us, even if the show

had been picked up again for that for that eighth. We were there. Yeah, I mean, we got to recognize by one lady. Yeah, so yeah, but please don't take that away. But it's been a while since we've done this kind of, um, uh, it is kind of format where we will play some clips. We comment on them and it hasn't been since making a two. I think it may be.

Or the Houston show. And I remember what I was told before making the before we start though, I wanted to, uh, you know, know, think people love little fat news. Yeah. All right. Chop chop. Mm hmm.

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Oh, LA to Taipei. So they left LA, they were heading to Taipei, Taiwan. The guy was confined to a wheelchair. He was 400 pounds. And he told the flight attendants that he needed assistance to use a laboratory two hours into the flight. I felt that as a

flight attendant, removing a passenger's underwear was beyond the scope of my responsibilities. I think most people would probably agree with you. Yeah. They told him that they couldn't help, but he started yelling. He said, go in there and he threatened to piss all over the floor if she didn't. This was a, this was an American? This was, it appears to be an American. That's what the guy looks like.

He looks like Santa Claus kind of in a wheelchair, balding fat guy. As this is what she's saying, as the passengers genitals were exposed, one of my colleagues brought a blanket, which I used to cover his modesty. But he very angrily slapped my hand away, saying he didn't want it and only wanted me to remove his underwear so he could use a toilet. So this is dude is having a fetish moment, right? Yeah. He's taking advantage of the of his weight and his so poor handicap to try to get to get

someone the wipe is bottom for him for to get off on. All right, you're ready for this counselor. The man also insisted that they keep the door open because otherwise he couldn't breathe. Closer fobie lens to your argument that he wants people to see it, to see it and experience it. Now, our air marshals on a lot of flights. I thought there are every flight, an air marshal. I know they don't say something to me.

He revealed himself. A couple months ago. Well, the fuck, like the corridor is so filled up that people can't get through and somebody was sitting in my seat and the fucking air, flight attendant had told her this guy to sit in my seat. So I'm sort of standing there. So I put my feet up on the arm and sat on the back of the chair

so people could get through. And this guy comes up and goes, excuse me, sorry you can't do that. You gotta get down. I said, all right, sorry. I said, sorry for blowing your cover too.

So early in the flight. But don't you think the air marshal, like especially you're an international waters, just fucking blow his head off. Shoot him. Just blow that fucking useless with waste Like piss and brains like Well, could you know he's gonna do it on a on the flight home or if you or another flight It's gonna do this to somebody else. The people work alone. I wouldn't want to do you jettison him like blue ice

You jettison him like blue ice. They call it a blue ice. I mean, this is a person that is a fucking assist on humanity, right? Yeah, I would say so. That would be my evaluation. All right. Well, you know what? Why don't you let him hear him in his words before you make your judgments, all right? So, when the chief attendant dawned, three pairs of late-text gloves and began wiping him,

he said, oh, um, deeper, deeper. Oh my God. And then accused my chief attendant of not properly cleaning his backside, requesting that she'd do it again, and then said, you can pull my pants back up now. Now, where did you find this new story? This is all over. This is 100% true. This is not the onion.

It's not a big, big shit. No, this was all over the place. I would quit, right? Oh, yeah, I would be like, I'm a civilian. I'm now a passenger. I'm now a passenger. I would just be like, I'm not doing it fire me because I'll sue you. This is great. The one thing that came from it that I was kind of happy with a few outlets reported like, you know, the flight attendant is Asian and the guy, the fat guy is Caucasian. It's like, people don't care. They don't care if a big fat white guy is going to be mean to a little Asian lady.

That's not going to get people riled up enough, you know. If it were somebody else, maybe. Well, he's so mentally ill, I just think of the bad. Yeah, I think everyone's riled up. I don't think you, you even hear about it. How riled up could people be? I think if anybody hears about it, they're riled up. This isn't as big of a story as the fucking staring kid.

But this is a, this is a story though, that's hard to report though. It's hard to talk. And then you're a post on the family, on the, on the, the dorm family hours. Oh, like it's six o'clock. I was fucking kidding me. How do you tell the story in TV? How do you tell the story in, in the New York Post on the family on the Dorn family hours. Oh, like it's six o'clock. I was fucking kidding me.

How do you tell the story in TV? How do you tell the story? You're like, and it'll be, man, basically like a lot of people, the wife is asked. I can't say that on TV. Well, not wife is asked, but like, you know, he needed help. Tell me how you report that without being crude.

Yes. Okay. You know what? You can't report it because you can't say he's fat. You can't say that you can't say that you can't say it'll be. You can't say that you can't say a number of why was harbing Asian matter? It shouldn't. No, it should, but I'm just saying the way the media is they would try. That would be the twist. I would have to report it like that, right? I couldn't just do it straight forward reporting.

I would say I feel that this can't be straight forward reporting because it's so salacious. It's so deviant that it would only be able to go on like after 11 p.m. What if you left out some of the his moan and groan and like it's just like you needed to but then it's Ratification could maybe a word you could use Gratification yeah, you would have to otherwise you would be like well, what's the story? He just demanded that someone help him and then people would be like oh, I fuck a poor fat shit And then people inside with that ass. That's why I got a throw in that,

um, deep, deep, deep, deep. No, I think you, I think you use the word deviant a lot and that automatically sets up, you know, some bias towards the, yeah. Tennis up. Yeah, your antennas are up as like, you know, that this is not a good dude. So all the way you're properly, you got to word it properly, but you cannot tell that story.

Well, you can't say devian, he could sue you. No. Fuck you. Of course, people sue for everything, man. I think it's super that could you? Every he's a devian. He is a devian. Well, if you did, he had an erection.

There doesn't say anything about that. Maybe that was too hot for the New York Post. Oh my God. 14 hours it takes. And he has to use the business class laboratory. So now you're in a business class. Let's do it. It's fucking going through the aisle. Smashing your right.

He's in the wheelchair and shit. You're in a tendon on there. And you've got him out of the bathroom. Oh, yeah. This is in flight. This is an hour two of the flight. Okay. You're out. He's done. You feel like the worst is over. Yeah. A couple hours later. I want to use the restroom again. Do you let him in? I mean, two, two. He knows a body to make.

I mean, I guess if I'm like that big of an asshole that I did it the first time, I know, no, no, no, I'm doing it. You didn't do it. You had somebody actually the low man on a totem pole did it. Sure. It's not you. You've got too many, you've got too many years in your, okay. But do you allow as a staff to you make the decision? We can't let him go back in here. Oh, like he's in charge. We can't do this again. I probably did that the first time. But the

guys like if you don't, I'm going to piss all over the floor. I'm going to piss all of what? Then no one can use the bathroom. So it's like a Starbucks in most major cities now. But then you're like, you're saying that the restroom is gone for the rest of the flight then because no one's going to be able to go in there then. Well, that one is, but there are other. There's more than multiple of restaurants. He went up to the business class one. One, he wouldn't have been allowed to do that on my watch too.

That means that there has to be one. How could you stop it though? Like, you wouldn't get- He's got fucking wheelchairs. But but expected to give him the past because he's in the wheelchair and he's let himself get this fat, which is fucking crazy. That's the exact reason you shouldn't get the past is because you allowed to show the blue notes. Also, you would say you can't go to business. You got to use the rest

room in what? Yeah, steerage. Steerage. Yeah. Is it smaller? The worthless Irishman. Sure. It's the same size I would imagine. I just feel that they're small. I don't know how a 440 pound guy could even fit into a I don't know I could think of this like you said just close them in there and kept them in that bathroom for the whole flight for the whole flight. FAA rules would not allow that and just be like just strap them down on the toilet so he so he doesn't in case there's turbulence. He's not agreeable though. He's not gonna sit in a bathroom for 14 hours. He put everybody in a situation.

Now he's got a fucking deal with it now. But he's not willing to be punished. He's like, this guy's in charge. Everyone's listening to him here. Like they've already taken him to the bathroom so they can't be like, all right. I mean, what that's what they should have done. They should have like, can just close the door

and put it like a bar across it. Yeah, I know what's it called out of service sign right on there and kept that clock demand here for the rest of the flight and been like, you know what, you call your family when we land and they can wipe your ass. Yeah, yeah, you're fucking disgusting bastard. I mean, it is like people. Oh my God. It's gross.

It's like every once in a while, you've got these people, like they're shitting on food carts or like in airplanes, it's bizarre. It's the ultimate. Like I've seen Q wasted to the point where I'm like, I fear for his mortality, really. Not once have I ever seen him come close to being like, hey, you wanna see me shit on something? Like never it's the ultimate drop the mic though

It is it what what is anyone say? What is anyone say after this done to them like nothing the lady Tim Horton This what it out on it somebody somebody takes a shit. You're like you got me Yeah, it's fucking it's unbelievable man Somebody takes a shit, you're like, you got me. You got me, they're checking me. You're in. Yeah, it's fucking unbelievable, man. Or people who like let their dog shit and if somebody says something to him, like I saw Lady Pickup shit and throw it at a guy. As he was like, hey, could you mind clean, like curving your fucking dog?

She's like, my certainly do. I'm gonna throw shit all over the world. It's rough. If you learn that. All right, so that's the fat news. I don't know, I'm sure everybody's gonna sue and blah, blah, blah. I don't know why she would do it though. I don't know why she would be like,

why would she be like, how much of a race is she deserving promotion? Her decision making is so bad that I don't trust him. Yeah, no. But she took the initiative, she made that bathroom serviceable for other people now, for throughout the rest of the flight. She got him out of the, she got,

she, she fucking put the fire out in that situation. Well, is it now she's crying fucking throwing up? Well, here you go. They know we got a vomiting employees. Here's a second, this wasn't on New York Post, but many social users have called social media users have called for the disgusting passenger to be barred from flying or prosecuted

for a alleged sexual harassment. I love at least fucking armchair, fucking Johnny Concruse. Like, shut the fuck up, let them handle it. Nobody gives a fuck what your opinion is, a fucking fatty shitting there in terms of like real-world stuff like here's like bar him because this is what they say the fact guy from ever flying on never flying again I agree I agree with can you do that though? Is that legally constitutional? They said that so he has Fuckin prove himself he can't handle flights

But how would you be able to how would you be able to, how would you be able to like keep him off like a Delta flight? That's Delta's problem. This is Taiwan Airlines. I'd say he just gets to fly list. He's this guy, he knows your life. You know what?

Put him right on there. You can't have that guy out there doing that. I mean, I, I, I, I, that's an option they say. But it says here, he's flowing without airline more than 20 times and mostly without incident. Maybe just a bad day. That's a real bad day for some people blame the corporate culture of many Asian service sectors companies that insist the customer is always right. Yeah, that's where I should move. While ignoring employees' welfare,

especially after it was revealed the passenger appeared to be a repeat offender. So I guess he's done this prior, but mostly he doesn't. What happens if you're over the ocean? He's not coming out of there. You got to get him out. You got to get him back into his seat.

You got to do it then. You got to like make it, you got to get him safely back to his seat, and not full of crap. So he's not sitting next to somebody who has to deal with that. You gotta make it right. She took it, you mean she, she's the employee of the year. Sure.

But what good does he do when she starts suing the company? We'll see. Well, I mean, she better get a fucking big bonus. Also, I would sue. Yeah, you're right. She, she, I can't tell I'm torn on this one, because I want to turn around and go back. I'm more on why would you do it?

And then the hand I see a point. Right. Like, so you over here, you're over the middle of the ocean. Like, you don't have enough gas to go back. You're only got enough to get where you got to go. Yeah. And she fucking takes that bullbino horns. I mean, I guess was Yavs' name

is gonna piss himself on the seat. Well, he's not gonna go back to his seat if he doesn't get properly cleaned. Who's sitting next to that guy too? Yeah. Who's sitting next to him? What would you do? No, I'd quit.

I would quit right there. Like I said, I would be like, I'm a civilian. Yeah. Where's my seat? Which one do I see? Yeah, I'd quit. I would quit right there, like I said, I would be like, I'm a civilian. Yeah. Yeah. What's my seat? What's your seat? Yeah, I need a seat. And I'll pay for the first class. I only see it's next to the guy.

That's the last one left. I would, if it were me, I would try to take the plane down so fast, it would make the 9-11 guy seem uninspired. That's how quickly I try to manage the controls are just right in the ocean. I'm like, fuck it. This is where this well belongs anyway. We have to run about the rest of the other 200 innocent people on board. Then why do you guys wipe his ass? The only way we're not crashes.

Why do you motherfuckers? Volunteers for this shit. I'm not doing it. But luckily for those board, there was one person who was like, whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. It's got to be done. We have whatever it takes. Part of our culture.

Yeah. What a fucking statue are in a fucking airport. That's one culture. Few people will appropriate. The fat ass guy fucking, but white thing culture. Nobody wants to do that. So we got some clips. We went to, back to, a lot of people were still talking about taking hay.

They're very excited there. Yeah, but that's the thing though. I, you know, how do Mike and Ming process this, Q? Because for years, when people say, what about making hay three, I was like, well, making hay three is taking hay. I would always tell them that, because I want to thank them so much for them, you know, helping us out on the cryptos open. I'm on the spot saying that taking hay, but now taking hay is now all of a sudden it's non-canon.

It's the chick ghost busters. I'm gonna be like, shit. Yeah, I mean, how did they process this? How did they deal with this? Because for so long, they had taken, hey, it was making hate three. You did the right, resting the laurels on that. What else would they rest on? I mean, maybe their reaction would be like, Leslie Joneses. She got all pissed off.

Yeah, she's like, fuck this shit. She was not happy. She was like, fuck this shit. I mean, maybe their reaction would be like Leslie Jones's. She got all pissed off. She's like, fuck this shit. She was not happy. She was not happy. Yeah, I saw an article I tweeted to whoever wrote the article about it where she,

because the thing that really annoyed me about this article that in Beleding Cool was whoever the author is, the writer writes the author is, the writer writes, Leslie Jones is, and then in parentheses, understandably super pissed about the Ghostbusters. Then goes on to- Which is the old Ghostbusters. Right. The new Ghostbusters is going to focus on the old Ghostbusters.

Right. Well, somebody just say, the Ghostbusters. Some assholes. Some very- Some very Some, some assholes. Yeah. Some very, more Understandably assholes. But that's where I was like, and that you went on just to repeat the facts.

And but that understandably changes everything. Now it's just an opinion piece. Now it's not just reporting. Yeah, but it's, yeah, but it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's what it couldn't be any weaker. It's like at least give a real opinion not the times are a Wall Street Journal or something of record I went through all of leading cool not a fucking peep about this fact But I'm just like I don't know why I don't under like disappointed that I would understand but I don't understand super pissed Because what's it based on like what but why would you be super pissed? It would be like if I got super pissed. Because what's it based on? Like, but why would you be super pissed? It would be like if I got super pissed that AMC didn't renew the show.

It's like, well, here are the reasons they didn't do it. Why would I was disappointed, but why would I be super pissed about it? And I get super pissed about everything. Oh yeah. So, Christ, I'm looking for a reason. And even I wouldn't see it upon it. I thought her theory was that no one told her from the studio and they were going to do

this and they didn't let her know. Maybe she was under the assumption that there was a chance that the girls would reprise their roles in an upcoming feature, but I guess it was done without. She found out about it in a shitty way. Tough fucking shit, Leslie Jones. They didn't fucking send a courier. Like your son had died in World War II to your fucking home and fucking tell you,

like, hey, did you hear there's a new old, new Ghostbusters? And you're not gonna be in it? Fucker, fucker. They don't do that with everyone in Hollywood. Hollywood is fucking insane. These people are insane. I've never seen such a crazy fucking town. These total narcissists and fucking like entitlement

and judgmental. I think there's some. I'm a little bit of a little bit of a... There's some celebs who would get the... Oh my God. Who would get the proper respect with like, hey. I mean, people who've been in a movie that made money and fucking everyone didn't hate

Yeah, I yeah, there are people like that there But in the world we live in do you think it was a misstep by the studio not to just reach out to all the the female Ghostbusters like hey, this is what we're doing now I just want to let you know and not let them read about you don't want you're adult feelings to get hurt We would hate for that to have or you get or you get this blowback then and it's a worth it. I don't show the studio doesn't want your adult feelings to get hurt. We would hate for that to happen. Or you get this blowback then. I don't show the studio, it doesn't want it. Maybe Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiggard, that call. Yeah.

The funny ones got it. Those two pulling the bucks. I think Leslie's yours. Have you watched her sound live? I can't watch her in her life. I can't watch it. She's funny. Like she's funny. in their life. I can't watch it. She's funny. Like she's funny. It's like she just wasn't in there. She was actually my favorite part of that movie.

Watch her. Yeah. I didn't see it. So I can't even judge it. You should, we should watch it. Okay. We should watch it tonight. What are you doing? I'm watching a little commentary. You should do a commentary on Space Monkeys on it. Yeah. That'd be a great episode. Yeah, I don't know if I want to do that. Let me explain. I really am trying this. You know, like your old friends fucking tweeting you and fucking trying to call you out for fucking saying shit. I'm so sorry. I'm trying to fucking make you look bad. No, no, it's not a big enough trying to trying to hide. I think I'm just in a place where I'm like, I don't think I wanna, it's not worth it. I just don't wanna shit on, like there are people that like it.

And if we were sitting across each other talking, like I'd love to sit there and be like, this is why I fucking suck, but I'm just like, but make no bones about it. It's not, you could do that on another type of film, but this one's a hot potato, right? I mean, it's why because there's all girls in it. It's been politicized. There's no if ads are about it. That movie has been politicized. And you yeah, but the problem is the movie is bad. And that's the issue. And they

want to hide behind the pollutants. That's just an idea. Well, I don't even think that, yeah, but it's a pretty popular opinion. I just think that like they feel, we're popularly thinking since the fucking company went and he deleted all the negative comments on YouTube, right? For what?

The trailer, weren't they, the movie company way? Oh, I see. Yeah, man. To me, I get out of that conversation why that don't let down movie. Just not like fearing that people who pull up pitch for us because

Everything I'm saying is true Yeah, none of it is like women are a party women can't do that Like none of that is it none of that would be my argument going into that that would have been my argument When we talked about it before the movie came out That wasn't my argument. I said I picked the cast is is very funny. And then I watched it. And I was like, Jesus Christ the light. Who is the other one? Who's the fourth one? It was Melissa McCarthy, Chris O'Wig who? Christopher Wiggs genius. It's unbelievable. Some of the the shit she does. She's so fucking funny. Melissa McCarthy.

Melissa McCarthy. I'm so fucking funny. And I like that Melissa McCarthy became way more famous than Jenny McCarthy. I love it. I find it. And I liked them, Melissa McCarthy became way more famous than Jenny McCarthy. I love it. I love it. Great. Because she's not, well, I mean, because At the time,

Jenny McCarthy was pretty famous, dude. She was pretty famous, but she wasn't respected like, she was famous because she was showing her tits all over the place. She wasn't famous because it's like, oh, she's so comedically gifted in her movies are awesome. Not at all. But I agree with you though, like if you're saying, like, I don't want to go take a whole episode to shit on something.

Why don't we just take a whole episode and celebrate something I like? Yeah, I think that's where I am in my life now. See, I hear that shit on and I'm like, kind of, be a two-parter. Yeah, you're not there at that part of your life. You may never get there in your lifetime. But yeah, there's a level of like, they, why waste a whole two hour episode on something just ripping it apart or like,

let's focus on something that gives us joy. Because, you know, that could be just as entertaining as crap and on something. Yeah. Not as much fun, maybe, but yeah. But I don't know what to say. Yeah. I don't want to show on something people like, I fun, maybe, but I don't know what to say. I don't want to shit on something people like. I don't know.

I'm just, but you got it in life because somebody will always like something that you don't. Yeah, but I'm not talking about shit on it. But I have a, I'll shit on it one to one. I just think I have so many more people to shit on because we're talking into a mic and people listen to it. Yeah. And I don't think I want to shit on that many people. Do you have some wounds that never healed from the green lantern fiasco that you went through? What was that?

When you tweeted it and back green lantern and people were really not happy with you because you didn't like green lantern. Oh, I don't remember that. Yeah, you did. You were, you were, you were, you were, didn't, didn't, didn't, you were, didn't history, didn't history, you found me out? You did. It did.

But like, I wondered if you were, maybe a little bit less likely now to. No, this is recent. This is, this is very recent thing. I'm just trying to be a little more positive and, and trying to be, that's basically it. I, I, I think I've wasted too much time giving a shit about all the people so, nonsense. This sounds scary. I don gonna have to hang out with you a little more You say try to be a little more positive. It's not about being a little bit more positive

It's just focusing more on things you like It doesn't mean that you don't like still don't like shit or hate shit But what if you're not giving it your you're not giving it it's there's no point But what if you're not giving it your you're not giving it it's there's no point. They're not going to take your 2000s attention. Plus this is my race. So there's no point.

You weren't about it. But what if you genuinely like shitting on things? And that is what we're doing. Yeah, well, then you're you're that type of person though, you know, and yeah, but as as like as you said, though,, I mean you get to a place in your life where like You know there's only so much time left not for you Q Stroke it out every two minutes

Why waste it fucking hating on something? Yeah, I think there's room for I mean, I don't think you should just be a hate tank fucking like squirtched earth for the rest of your life But if you don't like something and it's like I find myself like Tweet like writing a tweet and I'm being like, you know what? Fuck it fuck it. Because yeah, because I'm either not in the mood to like get into it with people that I know Are gonna want to get into it where I'm just like who gives a shit? Who cares about this thing? So I do it here and there, but then sometimes Like that Leslie Jones thing with that lady,

it's not even about Ghostbusters. It's about the lady inserting her opinion and then not backing it up with anything. That's her opinion, I guess. Like even if she had the inside scoop of like, of like the studio didn't call her and that's what she's upset about. I used to read bleeding cool.

I saw the nap in the past three years where everything on bleeding cool is political. Everything is what I used to do. It's just everything is like, exactly, understandably. I said, everything's like this fucking annoying. Like, oh my god, I just, the political comments they pepper through every article about comic books. I can't, I won't read it anymore. I just don't want it. I don't read movie reviews anymore because it's never about how good the movie is. It's about it's about the fucking politics behind the politics behind the casting. Who feels offended

by the movie and I'm just like, I don't care. I don't care. Why are they focusing on joy? Why are they just focusing on how much of the fucking movie is? No, he's right, though. Yeah, like why is it, why is there a need to? I agree. To magnify those things that like he's talking about, rather than focusing on what's good about it,

what's bad about it without having to explain why it's good or why it's bad in terms of under for a 2019. But also, what you're talking about is somebody looking for something rather than it just, it may not even necessarily be there, but they want to twist the narrative and weave it in there.

So they're seeing things that, like sometimes you see a review of a movie or a breakdown of a a movie and it's like Maybe this is true like that room two three seven About the shining like some of these theories are like out there. Yeah, you know about like you met this and you met this and really nobody knows what Kubrick meant And the same thing with these comics like these are just people who are dissecting something that and it may not necessarily be there But like you say they just they got to put it in there. I don't understand people who are obsessed with politics. It's so boring. It's so fucking boring. It's all I've already talked about.

Like, remember when Emma Stone did that movie where she helped the black ladies up? The help? No, no, no. The, uh, where she was supposed to be, she was in a wide, she was supposed to be part Asian, and everybody went nods because she's playing an Asian woman in the movie, and people were going nods because she's a white actress, but the character was not supposed to be able to pass as Asian. The character's issue was she looked like a white girl. So people were like, well, that's whitewashing,

forecasting, I'm a stone in it. And I was like, put, isn't it, like I thought the point of the character was that she does some location. I just didn't get it. And like when everybody just went nuts on that, I was, that was might have been the last time I paid attention, like movie reviews

and shit like that. That happened with what's her name? She's gonna play a transgender girl. Scarlett. Scarlett Johansson. Yeah, no one. And people shouted it down to the point where they, okay, so they're not gonna make the movie,

at least with Scarlett Johansson. They were given Walter White shit with Brian Cranston about playing the guy with MS or something in a recent movie with Kevin Hart. And it's like, look, fucking dickheads. These are people that are going to bring, it's a business, it's about money, it's not about fucking civil rights, it's not about equality, it's not about fucking social justice, it's not about any of these things.

The reason that fucking Cranston is in there and not a fucking real person with MS in a wheelchair is because C cranson is a draw That fucking person doesn't exist The transgender who's gonna bring put asses and seats like Scarlett Johansson does not exist Oh, he's not even made now. It's not even being made that fucking dude who's like oh my god I've scarlet Johansson detached and then it's well, not anymore because a bunch of transgenders think that the only person who can play a role. It's not, you know what, but it don't say it's only transgenders.

It's people who aren't transgender or outreach too about it. No, no, that's what I mean. Somebody who's saying like trans, like the only person to play that role is a transgender. Yeah, I'm not saying transgenders are saying that. I was saying that, yeah, probably no transgenders are saying that. I'm sure it's so of a little war but maybe a couple maybe maybe they're like it's maam. I don't know where you draw the line

like if you if you start drawing lines that only a person of a type can play that type in a movie like if you draw that line once like why you have to draw that and everything then and to me it's like well then it's something like cultural appropriation, where I was like, well, then how come everybody loves the Thor movies? Like, how is that not appropriating Norse culture? Well, I mean, because it's, but, but that's what I was saying. Once you make the rules, those are the rules. But then when they backfire, then I like the rules. Well, that's what this is why I just check out a reading sites like that because I'm just like, all right, well, if somebody's gonna, like, I just, what are the fucking rules?

Like, you know, there are no rules and no political stop signs and billboards. Colin's one. That's right. You're right. It's time stood still. Time stood still. You're right. It's the time stood still. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that.

I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that.

I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do that. I got to do. I wouldn't say clientele. I thought you made goods. And there's a certain level of expectations of like of old fashion. What's the call when you're buying and selling things? Commerce?

Commerce. Yeah. It's just the, you know, there is no like, you know, there's nobody with one you know, what do I do again? You know there is no like you don't there's nobody with one of those What they're phone with like one of those little slides? You know the square there's no virtue to what a square. Oh, no There's a cigar box. We fucking dollar bills and coins some ratty fives Yeah, these are people who do not want a paper trail for the most part But yeah, it's interesting though.

It's a place like a diner is in there. And you can get a haircut. Like there's a black barber shop. Pickles. Pickles, there's a black. There's a barber shop there. Yeah, there's a black barber shop in the back. And you can.

You mean a black. There was like a couple black guys. And it like. I remember that. Yeah, yeah. There was like a music. There was a little music section next to them too. They were real barbers? Or they just had like barber like,

probably like, No, it was just a black guy with scissors like coming after me. No, it was a fucking barbers. It was like a regular hair cut in place. Yeah, it was, if like when you walk in, if like, you're facing Tina X's booth,

it's all the way to the back and to the right. Yeah, I'm not positive that they just weren't selling like an old barbershop poll. And you thought it was a barbershop? Yeah, like that, man. Where did that card go? Where did that card go? I'm fucking retarded suddenly.

Now they're doing a missing card. If they just happen to be, you saw something and you made it up at your head and it was a the barber shop. He's impossible. You just didn't see it. I mean, is it that possible rather than I imagined it? Oh, the cute it's either. What do you offer me? I'll go back.

Wait, what's tomorrow? No, they're not open tomorrow. I'm going Saturday. I'm going to report live. There was stuff missing. There's no more magician. There's no more magician, there's no more. Life goes go on, even though you don't, you think life's the same.

We can't be sure of that for the magician, he seemed pretty depressed. But sadly, boots open and boots close. So there is definitely a factor of like's livelihood since we have been there. Which is sad to think about, but it's not like it's some sort of Shangri-La though. I mean, they're the same things applied to them and they've applied it to real world. Going back, we recorded a lot of stuff. I went back and I took the choice cuts, the clips and stuff.

And that's one of those things where, when people talk about how long the booth has been there, how long they've been there, and I'm like, oh my God, how the fuck can they do this? That's what we're different on different planes of existence. Well, I can tell, there's something you say in this that I'm like, I'm the crazy one.

I'm the crazy one. You hear someone say, it's been 70 years. Yeah. I am enamored and just I am just like I'm all in. I am so captivated by that because I start to think like, you know how long 70 years you can't even like like, you can't even like measure seven years. We can't do it. Right.

It's so hard to like figure out how long seven years is. And I start to think, where, what was the worst moment? Like, did they ever have a moment where they're like, we might have to close the stand. My guess for a lot of what would be the fire. Yeah. There's a moment like, you do we go back and restart after the fire to rebuild and there's that let's like almost like pioneer There's are there so like They just can't be broken and rustic is walking That's true, and yeah, there's like an admiration in air and there's like a certain level two that they must have of pride and

A little bit of assurance though that like, hey man, we've been here for 70 years. We're not going anywhere. Like, you know, the shit may go. Just suck it. Yeah. But that's an arrogance they can't afford to have. That's cool.

Well, but like to have a lot of comfort. Like, is there a safety net for those people who have been here 70 years? It's like, hey, stands come and go, trends come and go, but we've been here selling our wears for 70 years. We may last another 70 years, if this place is still here. Right, well, there is.

Like, do you like that? I mean, just to clarify, no one there has been working there 70 years talking like some booths. But it's been in the family right right yeah and there's you see that as a death sentence you see that as something to be like how could you do it yeah I see it as it's like it's captivating it's just like entrolling to

me and like how do you because you're watching it from the outside you were sitting there cutting foam for the past 25 years I don't think you'd be like fucking every days a fucking new adventure but but when the economy starts to go south though, you know, people still need foam. They still need foam. There's a lot of shit in that place. People do not use a lot of stuff.

And I would be scared if I was those people, like, but like the foam person though, they may have figured it out and there may be a level of like like security There that we well me that we can't really identify with them because it's 70 years. It's that's impressive shit It is it's interesting that a business would go on that love that part I like it's the actual day-to-day where I like, how do you do it? And like what you say about places that are like, oh, should we reopen? I think that about restaurants a lot when I see a restaurant opening.

I'm like, that's the baldiest move a business person can make, I think, because so many fail. But as you're sitting there and the food you bought, nobody's buying and it's going bad, you got a chuck and all this other shit, that day that you're like, we just can't do it anymore. Yeah. We can't do it anymore.

What the fuck does that feel like? It's kind of terrible. I mean, I feel like we at the stature on that slope closer to the end than we are to the beginning. Yeah. I see less and less people coming in on a regular basis. You know, Christmas wasn't that great. January's been rough.

Is there a room in the economy for a comic book store when comic books are 499 a pop now? It's very, very difficult to fucking for people to afford comic books anymore. There probably isn't any room, but you know what there is room for patreon.com. So tell them to keep waiting. Where you get all kinds of awesome shit at your fingertips You don't got to get some slimy fucking auction to get it It turns a like rubble those with the You know by like glasses

the untouchables All right, so we so we went back and the first place we stopped was So we went back and the first place we stopped was weapons, weapons, actually the first place we stopped was a jewelry place, but for some reason it didn't record. So the weapons place was next and I bet you're into weapons. Yeah, I like weapons. You like winter weapons? I like a good weapon here. I don't know on any weapons. No, we're going to do somebody breaks in your house, threaten like weapons. Cute. I like you good weapon here. I don't know any weapons.

No, I'm going to do somebody breaks in your house, threaten your family. Well, I have knives, but I wouldn't call a knife a weapon. I have like their like steak knives and I have like a cutlery. Yeah, you don't keep near your bed, for instance. No. No baseball bats even near your bed. No, I don't have a shower knife.

No. No. No, I don't have a shower knife. No. So, no, I've never been a weapons person. I know there's dudes who are heavily into knives and collect guns and all that stuff. It's not because I don't know why. It's kind of like cars to me. There's been guys that grew up at Who are into cars. I've never been into cars. So, yeah, I just never been into weapons, but obviously it's a, it's definitely something where you can make a living off of selling weapons.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, there are people in live collectors and shit like that. That's, I mean, I don't know what it's like. What's your favorite weapon? Ooh. I bet you've already younger, I'd be more into it. Ooh. I like your power younger. I'd be more into it. You know, like you're going there, you can get a knife and shit. Yeah.

Do you like the old-fashioned gun? I said it's about the sale of the old police revolver. Or do you like that thing that has electricity coming out of it? Yeah, that tastes good, is it? Yeah, like a little nice little thing. I mean, if I was going to, I'd probably my favorite weapon if I'm going to pick one, maybe a shotgun. I like a shotgun Yeah, it's hard to get a wreck house with that. Yeah, no, you can't like sure you can

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I didn't realize he was in the house my wife invited him in and I didn't know and all of a sudden I come down and I blow his fucking head off I mean, it sounds that's not the scenario. I was I have my bear spray, oh, like, hey, he'll get better in a couple hours. I mean, I guess if you're talking about during the daylight hours, he's sure. But I'm talking about like the real bad actors in the middle of the night, you know? Thank you. I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I'm going to be a little bit more patient.

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Well, my alarm system, well not to shoot anyone. Have you tried the gun on the new on the new misses? Yeah, we talked about this. Oh, happy. Okay. Yeah. She enjoys it just as much as you requested it. What's what happened? Requested it.

Requested it. She heard the tales of. Yeah, she heard about all the shenanigans and she was like, okay. And she requested it after that initial request or it was just a one time thing. No. Well, like sometimes I'll just pull it out randomly. But out teller? Yeah, I think it's a little more.

Like, so she doesn't have to request it. You know how it goes, well. No, actually, I don't know how it goes. So if you were like- When did you pull that bear spray? It's, see that would be interesting if you sprayed Debbie with bear spray. What the fuck? Come on, you can come out. Now it's working, now it's working. That's so funny. See, that would be interesting if you just prayed Debbie with Mary Spray.

What the fuck? Come on, you can come out. That's right. That's working. Oh, so is your guy back in the Super Bowl? Tom Brady? Or is it just a playoff anymore now? It's the Super Bowl.

Now it's the E.O.L. and Dullian. Tom Brady is in the Super Bowl now. And it's the Tom Brady's versus the Rams. And it's expected that they have run over the Rams, right? No. Really? No, I don't think so. I think the Rams have a very good shot. Oh, I thought what I'm wearing. I mean, I mean, he lost last year. I mean, it's so it's he's not he's not unbeatable. No, but he's a damn good Supplyable. I saw I saw someone there were some people trying to shit on Tom Brady. Oh, they always will.

Was a new shirt, a pliability shirt or whatever. He was for like marketing himself. Yeah, I guess so. And when I read it, when I read it, I was like, next puck nuts, maybe I can bring this to puck nuts. And I was like, there's not even worth mentioning. So what, he saw in the shirt, so fucking what? Is like people think that people are just gonna hate.

Well, people think also, are just gonna hate what people think Oh, so it's like he has enough money. Yeah Then nobody has to fucking buy it. Who's who's anybody telling everybody you have too much? Alexandria I don't think she's telling somebody that they don't they don't need to earn more, but they're just saying she's saying that once you get a To a certain point, you know what? Where in college would there's a little talk of college would. Yeah. This is where they spray they spray bear spray at you if you talk political in college would that would be good. Yeah.

Political talk will result in a bear spray. So do we remember the guy's name who we're talking to here? I think he introduces himself. I can't really recall. do we remember the guy's name who we're talking to here? I think he introduces himself. I can't really recall. Okay. Let's say. Sure. Okay.

What's the name first? Let's cutting edge weapons. Cutting edge weapons. All right. We spotted last year in 19, 2008, 17. I also, owner of the Pickles and Pretzels stand. Oh, so we've had that. The business has been here 62 years.

Oh, wow. years. Oh wow So 60 to add so we just talked about pickles and pretzels Well pickles has been there now pretzels right pickles been there 62 years talk about direct opposites though Weapons has been there one year and pickles has been there 62 years. It's welcome. It's welcome 60 years though It's like okay. I'm gonna open up a second stand two years. It's what comes. It's what comes 60 years though. It's like, okay, I'm gonna open up a second stand. No, no, I think the pretzels is a diversification. That's what I'm saying. It's a pickle stand and the pretzel stand and now weapon stand. I don't think the pickles are pretzels the same thing. I don't give a fuck who says otherwise. Any fucking country that has a pickle and gun stand that's a good

country and that's America that's not gonna America. I'm not. You know, a special about barbershops and I was standing. Now as a person who doesn't eat pickles and really doesn't eat pretzels, do pickles or pretzels are those a combination of what people eat a lot together? No, that's why I'm saying they're not a combination. They're not even a separate stand. So there's three stands, that's why I'm saying they're not a combination. They're not even a thing. They're separate stands.

So there's three stands. That's what I'm saying. Oh, okay. All right. But no, I would not, I love pickles. I'll fucking eat pickles all the time. I would not pair them with pretzels. What about the other one that looks like a pickle do you like those two cucumbers?

Yeah, well, that's what a pickle is. It's just a cucumber that's been pickled in brine. Oh, okay, so you'll eat so you'll eat. All right, I thought there were two separate things that just looked like similar here. No, they're born slightly grape to the raisins. Is it banana cucumber? I've seen green bananas. This is microphone with green.

It would be easier if we just called everything cucumbers, mate. Did you, would you be somebody that could be seen like walking around Staten Island just eating a pickle? Yeah. Yeah, just like walking around like it was a candy bar. I would not be afraid of that. Not that I'm afraid, but like how? I would not be afraid to like Photoshop.

And I was saying like are you that into pickles where you eat them as like snacks like, like is, let's say is often as like an apple or more than an apple. Okay. Yeah. I wouldn't make it. Do you find yourself walking down the street and eating something that all things like that? What do you know the go but the home I would eat it quite often? I'm lunch and work. You know what I want to lunch. What's your favorite snack? popcorn. Okay, so that's not a lot of go snack either then huh. Got to be yeah, I have to like sit down and make popcorn. Okay, so that's not gonna go snack either then, huh? You gotta be, you have to like, sit down and make popcorn. Yeah, we can buy a bag of it, yes. So you've been here

how long have you been here? Right now, we're over two years. So, in the East, don't you know, did you know Dennis the magazine guy? This is the first of many mentions of Dennis the magazine guy. Yeah, we tried to, a lot of people had very fun numbers of them. Right. Yeah, for those listening, Dennis is not at the flea market anymore. He's probably been retired for close to four years at this point in 2018. We went back in late 2018 here. Yeah, his boots been taken over by a phone, right? Uh, yes, there is a yeah, phone where his where his comic and magazine stands once stood now is a phone place. Yeah, what the phone guy like just absolved it. Well, I took that picture because there's

the signs his poor poor sign. Yeah, there was remnants of Dennis' old sign. We're still hanging there. You still see it painted over, crudely. Oh no, actually, it was painted over and then like wallpapered over and I ripped the wallpaper down, remember? Yeah, that's like fucking like cold worst shit what you just did right there.

He was like, not this kind of propaganda. Well, people are taking a political stand against Dennis. This is calling for God damn it. I'm not gonna let them bury his legacy. I won't, yeah, there it is. I'll post this one the episode. Good for you. Oh, it's mattresses.

Yeah, you're a close phone mattress. I probably should have a Jasper. But there it is. Yeah. I mean, right now, that's the only artifact that's still there to prove that... To prove that he was there. It's only evidence you have a little bit of all. That's not solid, man.

That is the most tenuous fucking... I mean, you should go there. If you're listed to this and you maybe are visiting the stash or you're coming to New Jersey and you're like, I'd like to see Collingswood, you should do it now while that's still there because you don't know how long that that remnants of Dennis's sign are still going to be there. A board and eager maintenance man could erase it like that. What's so cold cocksucker? He did it over. Well, I mean, the time mark is on.

It's like, you know, how long has it not been there? There's a new, you, you're paying rent on that, on that spot, how obligator you to keep dentists? Yeah, but I mean, history man. History is like. But Q has, Q definitely has a soft touch for history that his place, there's certain things he did

with his new place that are very cool from a historical perspective. I'm talking nearly a hundred years. Yeah. Yeah. Very cool stuff that he did in his new place. Yeah, see somebody that will respect the history and not want to.

No. There's nothing I could add to anything that's better than what came before. Yeah, and I'm talking about like like a guy who had signed something in what 30s? Yeah, yeah 40s the 40s And you did something with that like a you'd signed a stutter or something like that Yeah, but we I when we pulled down the wallpaper there was a guy's signature and name and address and stuff who would hung the wallpaper.

And you know what I like about you? It's not just that you're like fucking and covered up. You then investigate what goes like- Yeah, I found out his house, I found out what the guy was buried, and then I framed the wall. Like I put up, I painted. I love this guy.

Except for where the signature is, I just put up a frame bolted to the wall like I put up I painted. I love this guy except for with the signature as I just put up a frame bolted to the wall to display the guys. That's what they should do. They should do something like that for that remnants of. They should just like they should like deem that historical spot in that town and be like that can never be touched. I could, I couldn't agree more. You could probably make that happen with your platform. Yeah, anything so. Did they give a fuck? Yeah.

Can I just take a minute to tell everyone about history and its importance. Like sure, you can knock down statues that have stood, you know, you can destroy monuments. I'm getting out the bear spray out there. I think I know what's going on. Oh, but none of that stuff matters. What matters is Dennis's half sign. That's, wow, fucking if I'm going to be completely honest, like I could give a shit.

What statues they pulled down, it doesn't matter to me. For some reason, covering Dennis's legacy offends me. As well as should. Yeah, because it's meaningful on a personal level Right whether fucking Stonewall Jackson has a statue I could tell you what Stonewall Jackson did In the north side. I might have picked the wrong fucking guy right? He fought in a war. That's that's what I know He's got a cool nickname. He stone walled someone at some point

But let's not be quick to condemn the people who covered up Dennis's sign up because they may just be ignorant. They may just not know. And so they need to be educated. You're right. You're right. Possibly. They may know. I'm not saying they don't, but there's a possibility they don't know. They're like, no, I know. I just don't care. I just don't even know why we're having this kind of noise. No, there does anyone else. Wait, you're talking about the guy that had 50,000 cat magazines,

and you want me to, well, I'm paying rent here, and you want me not to move that sign? We're supposed to immortalize, so I can't put my own sign up. Yes. And the favor of his half sign, that a famous guy, recollects from his one of two times here.

Oh, I'm sorry. Absolutely. I don't know why we're having this conversation. Sorry for intubating you. Oh yeah, he was in on the other side of the building at one point. It's do you know what happened to him? I don't know. I think he just closed up retired enough.

Do you have any fond memories of Dennis? Yeah, he was a good guy. I mean, he had a lot of nice stuff inside. I mean, a lot of age stuff too. All right, that's how you know he did not know him at all. No. A lot of nice stuff. Unless he's taken like sort of the cue approach to things, right? All right, that's how you know he did not know him at all. No. Yeah. A lot of nice stuff.

Unless he's taken like sort of the cue approach to things, right? And what would that be? Where he's like not going to shit on anything. Oh. Like he could easily be like, oh my god, that shit fucking sucked balls at the time. Right. Well, this weapons guy, he know he's got a new stand here and he knows the game. He's like, he's not going to, he's doing an interview.

He doesn't know idea who's going to hear it. So he's not going to Not going to give anything but the Pat answers the the right answers, right? Publicists told me yeah, he's like this is a little too political for me asking if I remember Dennis Don't remember his nothing We had heard that the women of the flea market all kind of had crushes on Dennis. This was one of my favorite things of this, like going back and chopping up the clips, is Q starting this. This is an average legend.

This bullshit legend of Dennis being a ladies man at one point, he's talking about a slaying pussy. Some kind. I'm kind of help Dennis is legend. Well, we lost the jewelry story, right? Interview said, but that woman admitted that she thought Dennis was attractive. Oh, that's where I put the bug in your ear. And that's where I asked her. I said, I had heard.

And then when I struck a little gold, I was, that's what made me go ask everybody. But she said he was attractive. She said she thought it was a good looking guy. And do we remember how long Dennis was there? I thought it was like 40 years. Yeah, I thought it was for something. Or the booth was there 40 years

or something, you took it over? If you had to lay, what's would be a significant bet for you at this point? Like a thousand billion dollars. But a thousand dollars hurt to lose a bet. Yeah, of course. Okay. If you have one, it wouldn't even benefit. That's about a thousand dollars. I do like a hundred. How many time, how many nights he went home with someone based on at that flea market? Zero and acceptable answer. because I would say zero. I think the maximum one.

One. Yeah, but zero. And he wasn't even 100% sure. It was a lady, but he's like, Bucket. It's been 40 years at once. Yeah, I just don't think it's the, I mean, we romanticize this place and we build it up to mythic proportions,

but I just don't think it's the like... It's the meat market we've all been told it is. When you're talking about it. I didn't have any... Like, it's the danger. It's like, it's not the club 54, a fucking flea market. No, it's not.

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They will know what it looks like because for premiering in February. It's the making hey documentary. No way. This is the first time here. So we will see what Dennis looks like in mid to late February. And 13%ers can vote like, let's say you had a couple drinks and you were lonely. And Dennis propositioned you, Dennis didn't strike me as having a much game, but I guarantee if

you have a booth there, you could pick up a girl. Why? Why would you? Why would you? I guarantee that. Yeah. What is it? Why? How many people come in there? You think like a store owner, a business owner couldn't like, if a girl came in enough and he'd like chatted her up, you think it's impossible to bring someone home from the auction? Well, first off, I don't want to sound, I don't want to get anybody angry, but in the 70s and 80s,

do you think a lot of females were going into fucking Dennis' booth? Or do you think it was a salon nerd? No, it was mostly nerds and young guys and shit. I mean, I don't even know which way fucking Dennis swings. Oh, I mean, maybe he fucking... He got so much ass, it was nuts, but it just wasn't lady-ass. Which would be, you know what, let's hope that was the case then. Whatever, yeah, let's hope that Dennis butt-fucked tons of guys that he picked up at the auction

for whatever reason. I mean, the man was gay. Three wishes. I would hope that he like a certain man to put in those kind of hours, that kind of legacy. Mm-hmm. He deserved to be swimming in there. He deserves all the man buns.

If you liked it. Right, if you liked it. He deserves whatever his heart desired. Florida Lee. All right. Was the store we're uncovering now. That's why he took off. Yeah, he's got too many kids running around. Yeah, Lily said she was a very good, he was a very good looking man. Okay. And that the lady seems to wound about him a little bit. And that the lady seems to wound about him a little bit. Good day.

That's my style. About that, right? What do you think you meant by that, not my style? He wouldn't be able to judge a man's appearance. Like, he wouldn't be able to weigh in because he's so heterol. Right. Oh, okay. He's old school, though.

He's like, what do you think I'm a fag like Dennis? I think that's what it was. I just thought he was like, because that's another thing that struck me as we were, like, as these clips go on, we almost never identify ourselves or what we're doing. We just start asking people questions with a phone. And usually people are, there's one guy who is not very receptive, which is awesome. But I thought we did most people are receptive like the store owners here and there not everyone though.

Yeah, not everyone. And some people like the comic book I already knew. But you know who we were. Let's see. You know, we're important people. Why do you say that most people come in? We're kind of weapon is your, you're your best dollar know, we're important people. Why do you say that most people come in? We'll kind of weaponize your, use your best dollar pretty much a pocket knife.

That's right. And then those, those that want to protect themselves, whether they had a situation before, whether it's a stun gun or something else. Could you stun somebody? Sure. Would you prefer the taser or the stun? Taser. Yeah. Keep your distance. And you might, because you run into the risk of like one of these guys that are

like on the edge and they stick a taser into them. And it's almost exclusively black guys that are like mountains and the, the conflatae's room and he like tears him out of his chest and he just keeps coming. We were, we, we, there was an offer that day for one of us to be tased. You know, we would no one would pick up the gauntlet though. No, it's so much the game. Well, yeah, one point. We're at the pickle store.

You like waltz at you need to pickle if you got taste. It's gonna seem like a good trade off. Nah, not at all. I don't want a teaser. What's the best taser? The taser is one that projects stun guns the one you make contact. Okay, so the police is the one that we use mostly in the business always. We use the taser. It shoots at about 20 feet.

It'll attach to the sailor and then as long as you keep pulling the trigger the more the electricity He'll keep vaulting until he goes down. How did you get into weapons? I just like us a sword opportunity got online. I'm a retired banker 35 years So that's up. That's not something you really think about right like what people did probably like you look at them And you're like this is your job. This is your entire life. They were hatched here. Yeah Exactly. So you look at a guy who's selling weapons and you kind of make a judgment, right?

Yeah, that they've been selling him forever, you know. Not that he was once a respected banker. He didn't say respected. He said banker. Yeah, that's true. But let's give him the benefit of that. It's probably one of those guests. I mean, he could have a 25 years.

35? Yeah, it's lengthy time. So maybe, you know, it sounds like a nice retirement, doesn't it? It does. I don't know if I want to sell weapons though. It just feels like it's not the, there's only a limit, like that's,

I don't say niche, but like, it's not a stand that everyone comes up to. Sure. You have to be in the market for, you don't browse there unless you're like maybe had buy a weapon or you're a bored young kid. Yeah, weapons. I mean, I would fear that I would attract the kind of like, you know, like the people that buy weapons. Yeah, buy weapons.

My life. The shit is decorative. Yeah, it's true. It's hanging on a wall and shit. Samurai sword. Yeah, that kind of stuff. Michelle was real into that. It's hanging on a wall and shit. Samurai sword. Yeah, that kind of stuff. And the shell was real into that. The show runner for comic book man. Yeah, remember him texting me, you'll be like two in the morning. He's like, you think I should get this guitar? I'm like, I don't know. I mean, are we put on his wall? He loves it. Yeah, he loves that kind of shit. Yeah, man. Well, you know, I'm pretty tech savvy with computers and whatnot. So it's not a sore and opportune.

Got out there, started from scratch. And every day, a lot of hours, a certain decent stuff out, you know. So even he has to go look for a shit. Managing inventory. Mm-hmm. He says he's tech savvy. I wouldn't think you need to be, you would need to be tech savvy when you're so fucking weapons

Yeah, why did he make that boast? Never brought home a lady Pretty tech savvy There's nothing sadder than an old white guy being like I'm pretty tech savvy like that's as an old white guy being like, I'm pretty tech savvy. Like that's, as an old white guy, you're supposed to be like, I'm befuddled and I don't give a fuck. Just show me how to do it. I don't need to know, you're better than me.

Fine, just please. I don't care. You think you're not gonna give me my shoes one day? Oh, you're saying the top of it? I used to think I wouldn't be in my shoes. Here I am in my shoes. I'm, these are my shoes. Crops, I'm in crocs.

You got my feet are swollen from what? I can't. I use some of my video games. I can't play what everybody else plays. The multiplayer anymore because of mine. Because these kids, they die every two seconds. They play all day. They're so good at it. They're professional level players.

And then I walk in like, let's have fun guys. And then it's just like a snipe in the head. And then I get up and I'm sniping the head. Oh, so you were playing against other people online? Yeah, playing by myself, I'm great. Yeah. Your gamer tech is team joy. Hey guys, let's have a good time.

Yeah, same thing happens with you and Hockey, right? You said like they would just knock you down right away. I don't have video hockey. Yeah. And it's like it was pointless pointless like couldn't even take a step without them Just knocking me down and taking the puck away from me Yeah, Mary Beth said she was like, you know, you should like game like news does it use plays games and Makes money doing it and I was like, but I suck it all those games and she's like, but that's why you would do it She's like because you would get so angry like you do.

And that would that's what people would be directed at me. Yeah. Yeah, she's like, there's actually just deflection, I guess. I, I, we talked about this. I like I went on Twitch a couple times, but I didn't do, I didn't do the camera. You know, people do the camera and stuff. Right, right. And that seemed to be what people wanted.

And I was like, well, I'm not doing that. I'm going to look at you. They don't see enough on TV. They want to see you play video games. I guess. Did you read banker? Yes. Dennis was a sperm banker, making a positive call over.

I heard. How he does. How he does. Good job, Brett. I think that made this guy, he didn't know what the fuck to think after that one. It sounded like a legitimate interview until that came out and then he's like, what is going on? A nervous laugh. Sounds freaking up as tasers.

Would you like if you ever have somebody come in and you're just like, man, this guy guy's little shainty. He's buying too many weapons. Would you cut him off? Absolutely. Really? And those that are out there. Why are you cutting me off, sorry, is it because of my turban? It's not my man, man, man, man, man. So I'm about that, yeah. It's sperm-bang.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All of a sudden he's like, can you please start telling gay jokes, please? Yeah. Yeah. No, there, I'm. I feel like that's the kind of place you can make that joke though. Not many people are going to be like, I'm offended.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that's painting. I thought I was going to start, they're going to start carrying me around on the shoulders. It's old school, it's old school and commerce and thinking. I thought I was gonna start they're gonna start carrying me around on their shoulders It's old school it's old school and commerce and thinking yeah What this done with the stun guns is there a Is there a limit as to like voltage like that one for example? I get zapped with that. It's gonna knock me

that it's gonna knock me out. This is the big one is 96 million volts. Now, doesn't that sound like a lot of volts? Yeah, that sounds like it. 96 million? Turn you into a crisp. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't really understand the way

the way that stun guns work and shit. So I wouldn't, I wouldn't, well, yeah, I mean, I get the basic premise, but 96 million vaults I would think like, well, you're dead then. It's like when you see a video of somebody like I'm like, touch you. Well, how hot? Well, isn't it like a bolt of lightning as hot as the sun hits you and people still live? They do infrequently. I mean, it's been known to happen, but it's not. Yeah, there's been dudes have been hit like 17 times. There's one guy who's been hit a couple times like seven times. He was like a ranger or something. Yeah, like he couldn't

he couldn't even step outside without a bowl of lightning. Yeah, that's the way I remember the story. If you had a family and you got hit twice, yeah, would you be like I you were guys really can't go anywhere with me because I'm I obviously I'm attracting lightning. I don't know, man, call me an idiot, but I'd be like, well, I can't have an a third spin. Yeah, how many times before you're like, I guess I'm just a lightning guy. Four times I might be like, guys, I'll meet you there. I think they probably be like,

it will meet you there. I don't know if Edgar got hit by a bolt of lightning once. I would laugh twice. I'd be like a bolt of lightning once. I would laugh. Twice, I'd be like, I don't know how to go near this guy anymore. And start worrying that maybe it was genetic and probably I'm lightning boy. It's gonna happen. Okay. That's a stun gun?

Looks like a flash. Well, that's where they, a lot of us kind of can same conceal or for convenience, but they all have safety switches. Oh my god. That was impressive sounding. Yeah. If I heard that, like, and you know, I would back off whatever I was doing. So would I. Like if I was yelling at Gidem about a fucking shitty listing on an eBay and he thought,

all of a sudden I heard he flashed that. He was perfectly good. You know, he's a free job. And his foreign's cues pants. Let me just say, I was on your side about that whole thing. Nine days, suddenly that's long enough to walk 100 feet. You need his pants within nine days. His special pants, right?

It's you. Next time it comes in, you should zap him. Zap him. Zap him. Zap him. Next time it comes in, you should... Zappin! Zappin! Zappin! Zappin! Zappin! So you'll be on it together?

Son, can you take a snuff from... Make a night three? No, maybe next week, a big night three. You even with your... You finally recovered from your brain thing. Let us... Let us sap you now. We've seen people with strokes to get zappin. Or that, let us, let us sap you now. Let us see from people with strokes to get that, or that, or that.

And we can't. If you had called your doctor real quick, and we're like, hey, doc, I'm at the Collinsville auction. It's making hate, three. They really want to get that. I was like, I don't know any of these things you're talking about. I do more matter. I, who is this person?

Doc, it's me, you. Oh. OK. Who is this? Doc, it's me, you! Oh! Okay. I have an appointment next Thursday, so I'll ask. Oh yeah, you'll be asked if it could you or should you be taste for? Yeah, for entertainment value. Yeah, I'm going to imagine. The answer's going to be no.

But I'll ask. I'm gonna imagine the answer's gonna be no, but Okay, yeah, because people have died from teasing right? If you had said yes, I still would be like no, no, no, no, no, no, let's do it Tays me, bro. I said Mary Beth comes over. Taze you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, I told you you got to get a stronger one. Don't be recharged.

I would be scared though that I would grab it. I'm like looking for my flashlight in the door. I grab it and then I zap my dog or my wife or something. Oh, man. I did enjoy that your wife took a back seat to your dog as far as children, I mentioned it all. Or something, it's the third time. Oh, because I was sleeping in the bed with my wife

and my dog. Right. So all of a sudden I hear somebody shuffling around, it's not the UPS guy. I grab my flesh, which is a taser. And what if I grab the wrong end? And I zap Cooper or I zap Deb. And fucking, I grabbed the wrong end, and I zapped Cooper, or I zapped Deb, and fucking, because I'm not that experienced with it,

because it just looks like a flesh light. Look, I don't want to see your marriage end, but God damn it, it would be great if you accidentally taste your wife. That's a story I would want to hear. And fumbled your way into tasing your wife. Because you know there's no one in the house. It's like Alicia going to the bathroom or something.

You panic. Yes. If we can, when we cross the 10,000 Patreon mark, I'll tease Mary Beth while she's sleeping. Oh, right. Right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Oh, right. Super soft. Super soft, baby. Oh, definitely. We had, again, two young adults, two weeks ago,

one tested it on the other. And he shot it in the butt. And he just went right down, his leg just... regular in front of him. That wasn't making Mike, was it? Yeah, I do. I want not the only one. I want to apologize right now.

I want to apologize right now. I felt so shitty after I said that I forgot to just have a now I recall saying that, but it's no excuse. But I was so, it's making hay three. I'm like, it's got to be great. It's got to be fucking awesome. So I immediately went right to the fuck most lamest fucking joke of all time. I'm so sorry, people.

I will not. I'm sorry.'m so sorry. I'm so sorry, people. I will not so sorry. It wants me to take it out. You're going to have this whole thing all right now. I don't even have to address it. But that is my last miciming joke. I promise you. And I want you guys from this moment on

until the end of episode 400. Any opportunity you see to make me look like a gay watt, go for it. I just like my punishment here. Okay. Because that was shitty of me to do. Those guys have done nothing but always been there for us. And I fucking me, I fucking did it.

Shitty joke like that at their expense. I feel horrible. That was pretty mean. If you are on Patreon, you're gonna really like a phone order. Just say, there's a little mic and me joke in there that I believe people enjoy. And I don't feel shitty in any of our jock.

I feel terrible. I feel horrible and I did. I feel like I betrayed mic and Ming though at that joke. And again, only because I'm like, I'm scrambling. I'm like, it's gotta be a joke a second. You know, it's gotta be like bang, bang, bang, bang. And that's what I fucking come up with. I want an asshole.

I'd be proud of yourself. I thought it was funny. I fucking missed the weapons and left. He doesn't know who Mike and Ming are. I have the shit we're saying saying I think he's just like, I don't know what these guys are talking about, like at all. See that this account of the fucking Chinese throwing stars again, so I'll tell you these three.

The unsolved fucking, because that's the kind of thing I would have wanted a Chinese star when I was 14, 15. As an adult, I'm like, what the fuck would I do with this? Well, we used to get like old doors and put them in the woods against trees. I'd draw a shape of a man on them and then just fucking throw the story. Like fucking David Caradine or any number of feminists these days. Never come food.

I never saw it. But Mary, if you can, if you can snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper, your, your, your, no, the cultural touch sounds of it, I never watched it. No, it's good. I have to say it's really good. Yeah. We're going to do a Frank V rewind. We're going to shave Frank's head. We're going to taste him and then shave his head. You turned him into David Carrad. It was keen.

Was the guy from Kung Fu, yeah. Yeah, and then we're going to hang him up with his pants down. Was he the guy? He was the caradiene that... Oh, I'm self-added right? What was that? It was fucking like like a race car. Oh, Roddochic to see a trick. Yeah. I'm a closet.

This guy was like, are you guys almost uh he's not going to stay like that, is he? Know those guys? Were they over by the train tracks? Wow. Should you jump or should I jump? Your turn. Wow, Should we each other? Should we? Sorry. You're turned.

Wow. Wow, we really went for it. Double and down. We all really went for it. I want a piece of shit. Yeah. What a piece of shit I am. Yeah.

I apologize. Yeah, that makes it better. It's so exciting, funny. I don't know. I thought it was funny. You heard us laugh laughing. Yeah, but the listeners are not gonna be laughing at that. Oh, I disagree. Yeah, not gonna be laughing at that. They're gonna be disappointed in me. I think you think so. That's not possible. Shoot each other in the air. People have much range. You're turned. Oh, that's the best.

Does anybody ever come in looking for like illegal weapons? Oh sure. Everybody always ask for a switch blades or what a man. Does a flout this is your first time? You got any switch blades? No, I don't. I don't think I do have worries that I try to passify them with. They have with the call California illegal. And they're like two inch blade that's nothing. And then if it hits on a hot surface, it don't come out.

Always people always gotta push the envelope, right? You. What do you mean? There's a fucking, there's a fucking whole booth with a billion weapons. You got any legal weapons? It's never good enough. You got, like, there's all the ones you can buy. Right.

But always gotta be in it. People are like, I want this stuff. That's illegal. Right. I'm special. I know I'm handled it. Yeah. But the, I mean, I understand it.

Yeah. That you would want something that you can't have. That you can't have, yeah, of course. I don't understand someone who thinks he's gonna have it and he's going to, to a total stranger be like, well, funny, I should ask, how do you happen to have some illegal arms? There's no fucking way.

Like that would be a thing I think you would have to know somebody who knew someone, yeah, not just like, oh, by the way, do you have any fucking handguns? That sounds not realistic, not just like oh by the way, do you mean that sounds not realistic not a realistic approach you know there's fucking jackoffs are just like you know they're gonna ask Just to forsake. Well, there's probably jackoffs that we'll sell it. Yeah, and a flea market though. I don't know man Do you think they get inspections by the the FTA we know they do that don't later on we we find out that certain people got harassed. The feds game. Yeah. They rusted some Chinese for their for their for their bootleg tapes.

Yeah. Yeah. So they then they got an eye on Johnny law. Big brother. That's got to be one of the hot spots right and dirty. It's got to be the set of hive. A den of equity with a niquity. So I just why it's fucking everyone to go to.

People fucking like the fuck it's like the living breathing. Um, what's that the dark web? Yeah, you mentioned the dark web at a certain point. Yeah, that's like collings what is? Is a living breathing dark web? Well, I mean, if they sold the legal weapons, which they don't. Yeah, it's like Collingswood is, is a living breathing dark web. Well, I mean, if they sold illegal weapons, which they don't. Yeah, it's actually the regular web,

if you say, I can't say just, I can't sell anything. Falling are good, that you know. Pickles, not supposed to have, yeah. Pretzels, some foam. It stops. I actually got brass knuckles too,

or I thought those were illegal, now. No, no, those are considered dope buckles. Oh, okay. And then the heavy ones are considered paperweights. So somebody comes in there like I'm looking for a sweet paperweights. Alright, that's what they get. Do you like a loophole as well? When they serve me, yes. Right. But a person getting breast knuckles is a paperweight. No. But if like it is just some fucking stranger or get them. No. Then no, I don't. Or get some stranger or this one guy. I know. No, I'm not a big loophole fan. I like to see those fucking holes closed. Quick. Yeah. Has he was your hole? No, he's always trying to get over on somebody.

He's like, he orders a pair of socks. And then he claims that like, oh, I ordered two, but you didn't send me two. And he tries to finagaly. He's always trying to get over on somebody. What do you mean? So he's saying, oh, he's lying to them. But he didn't pay for it, too. Exactly.

But he mistakenly only gave him one. So he shouldn't have to pay for shipping for the second pair. But don't they look and see that he only ordered one pair? Right. But then they give him the free shipping anyway. But I'm saying, but if he had just ordered it, the second pair, when he ordered the first pair, he could bypass the phone call. He would pay the same amount of shipping.

Whatever reasons he wanted those, he thought he he was gonna get the socks for free. And then he couldn't get from wherever you were out the best pro shop. If you like $30 a pair of socks, and so he thought he was gonna get the socks for free when he made this call. And if he couldn't get it for free, then he was like,

what can I get free shipping? And then they gave him the free shipping, no. But he had to wind up paying for the socks anyway, no. So he just wasted his time. He didn't get anything for free. At paying for the socks anyway, no. So he just wasted his time. He didn't get anything before. At the end of the day, no. The girl, Amy, who brought... And he did this while he was working?

He did it at the end of the day. He was on the clock side or that. He said, can I, I want to call a fast pro shop and I was like, yeah, sure, go ahead. So, did you have anything else to do? Nothing involved in pants? He's like, nah, really? Nothing.

The girl, Amy, who draws the pinball twins comic and she did the tagging on the bridge. She got in a lot of trouble at the airport for having a brass knuckle belt buckle. Like so much so that she got fine. She had to go to court and everything. Like the TSA were real assholes about it And like when I saw it when she showed me it's like they can't be used as brass knuckles. It's obviously like a decorative belt buckle and she had taken her belt off and thrown it away It was too late. It was too late. They were like yeah, like you were trying to smuggle a fucking weapon through Security that's an angry TSA

That is an asshole. They've found screwdrivers in my bag and shit like that. I mean, they just like, you can't take them. I'm like, just fucking throw it out there. Yeah. There was somebody smuggled a gun. Or how to gun out there. Were you traveling with screwdrivers for? I didn't.

That's the same. Like, must have fell into the bag or something like that. It's just done. Sharpen screwdriver. It's that. Oops. You know, screwdrivers just fall on your bag all the time. Yeah, I've never had a screwdriver fucking fall anywhere near me in my entire life.

Yeah. You know, travel as much as I do. Eventually, you get a screwdriver. How many screwdrivers did I do? I think I may come back up by that stunned flashlight. I've never been in a situation where you needed to stun somebody. Not, yeah, but that doesn't mean that I'm never gonna be in a situation where I need to stun someone. Well, I get along like a lady, so come in and they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, Yeah, that's right. Oh, are you see like that one? He's in there. He was in there.

I guess I think it was uncomfortable more than the more humorous life though. Yeah, so no idea. So he's putting me in a wig with a stun gun. Maybe you'll even bother mentioning that. People laugh at every single thing. He says, regardless of its humor value, and now you're fucking it up for him.

He goes through life. He's like, every single thing I say is funny. And now you're telling the bankers, give him a courtesy laugh. I don't know if he knew who he was though, to be honest with you. I don't think so. I also don't know why I think everybody thinks

that everybody's gonna say, I don't know if I'm gonna give that a putty at all. It tells Steve David, listen. I seem to hate me at times. I'm not, I'm not. Oh, you're not the only one here. Don't worry. You've dipped more into the...

...rather-pulled-couple-reddit comments. Not kind. We're not right now. I just read them, shit. It's a stable thing. It's a little picky-yoon shit that I'm like, really? That's what gets you, man. But honestly, it's sort of a little life-drospective, because it's so petty? That's what gets you, man. But honestly, it's a little life-to-respective

because it's so petty that it's something I may get mad at for someone else, you know? Fair enough. Man, so good on you. Keep the comments coming. I won't change, but keep it coming. That's not going to happen. I don't give a fuck if Reddit exceeds its bandwidth and like other sites have to shut down

because there's just not enough internet memory or whatever the fuck. I am not going to change. I'm too old. Anybody do not trust anyone, like my age or even younger, who's like, yeah, I'm gonna commit to change. It doesn't happen.

Okay. You are who you are. I don't know about that. I'm telling you, in your core, you are who you are. And I mean, you can behave differently. Like you're saying I'm not gonna shit on people as much. Sure. But I feel like that's an action versus like true change

that I'm not gonna change my fucking sense of humor because some assholes, like, oh, you've got to be able to joke about fucking parkland or whatever, it's just like, I don't care. Right, but I say though that people can't change at a certain age, I think. I think in a major way. I think that's... I think I'm never gonna be a Zen guy.

I think it's a fucking fight for instances of it though. Like, I'm never gonna be a Zen guy. Even if I committed totally like to... No, not at all. I like altering events. I'm not a true guy. Anybody though, I think. What's up?

A life altering event could change anybody's perspective. How many fucking times I almost died fuck it? I don't know if you're actually we're close to death though Two times I was I don't know how we're like two different times. Yeah, I guess I won't believe the doctor That would be silly of me I don't know where barber shops are Where are barber shops are? I'm hallucinating when the doctor's like, you're fucking lucky to be alive.

Where's that little car? I didn't hear any doubtin' with this guy. Well, I mean, his was a little bit more, well, I have brain charts. Yeah. I was hospitalized for three days getting blood transfusion. Three charts. I'll bring the chart.

Where are your charts? I'm gonna tell you something, my phone right there. You guys, you guys, you guys. Where's my phone? I almost died. I almost died. Jaws over here. Just comparing fucking scars. Look at this thing.

You kidding me? I was closer to death than you were. Yeah. Here's to swim with little like a women queue. I don't think I was closer to death than you. But I got documentation. Oh, yeah, that's nasty. That's a fucking giant blood clot in the middle of my brain. Oh,

good. Oh, what the fuck? That's bigger than a quarter. I don't even want to look at it. But I do think you changed, though. I did change after that. I know for a fact you changed. I did. Yeah, I know. You became a happier person. Yes, we were less way less miserable way less like. Are you talking about change in terms of like like yes, his outlook was was improved. Yeah, I'm talking about the kind of person you are like let's say you're the kind of person who like you're at a restaurant and you know that the waitress gave you the wrong check as your check should be $40 this checks only 10. There's a kind of person who would pay that 10 and walk out. And I feel like that's who you are deep down.

That's who you are. I think we're looking at a more pronounced change, though, that's not worthy of even bringing up as an example. I don't think. You're not the kind of person that you are. I think you definitely can change the type of person who you are. You're gonna be in adrenaline junkyrenel and Junkie? Um, me?

Yeah. But I could have- Though I know like watching buzzer TV is like a source of adrenaline for you. Yeah, I don't know, but I do think though that I think the human being is capable of change at any point in your life. Yeah, I think so. I think- Probably could have been in prison, they all seem to change. Like they're all like, they get people, a lot of prisoners get into God and shit. at any point in her life. Yeah, I think so. I think so. I think so. I think so.

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Sure, but you can change though. You think so? You think so. Yeah, I think you can. Just hope. If you want it, I mean, if you really, I mean, sometimes the change may not always be for the good though as well. It could be a really good person and then something happens and your piece of shit happens.

Sometimes you're just born pretty shitty and you live life shitty and that's just what people get whether they like it or not. That's good. Change it. All the fucking quote unquote. All the tea and tea and the world is not going to to change it. All the fucking quarter court. TNT in the world is not going to fucking change my life sucks sometimes. Yeah. Good fucking example, man.

We're like, oh, Q, he's on TV. He's got some money. He doesn't need a stun gun to stun. Look at his stunning looks. Yeah. He still has a shitty day. Oh, yeah. And fucking all the, all the, all the bullshit, all the food, but he was always stunning. No, Hey, you know, gotta tell me I fucking, I've been grooming him since he was 20. In terms of, I'd like to like, he didn't get work done post jokers though. Wasn't like he was a fucking ugly duckling. He was a fucking right.

I'm just listing his assets here. It's funny that we're like, we make fun of Mike and Ming, but we're like, I think he's handsome. They feel a lot of them don't feel safer. And I tell every customer to have a body. It's on it. If you don't have the hooks put to be able to use it, they don't waste money because it's really for you to protect yourself, get something less invasive, whether it's a pepper gel spray or just a handheld lawn, like a whistle or something.

Any of your wife or your girls carry anything in their purse, you know, like some bear spray? No, we don't. No. No? I think most people do not. Most people. I don't know. I mean, I guess, you know, if I'm to believe the Gillette ad,

you know, women are constantly, you know, in danger at all times in broad daylight. They're like, I don't know, like if you gave her like a little pepper spray. You need to carry this around in danger at all times in broad daylight. I don't know like if you gave her like a little pepper spray, you need to carry this around with you at all time. I put it in your purse in case I don't be like terrified of it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

It's better. Like, it's not something I think. I'm not saying it's not something that they should do, but I just I've never thought to that. Well, just if suddenly suddenly puts fear in them. It was like, why are you giving me this? Like, I didn't have this for so long, and now I need it. Yeah.

So that's a tough decision. I mean, it's probably a great insurance policy. Like, you know, like, I, I said, giving me that cord at the end of this recording was an insurance policy. What's, so why shouldn't I give them some bear spray? Just as an insurance policy? Yeah, I can see how a 51 year old man driving an SD card, five miles is the same as a young girl out on the street.

Yeah, my SD card is her bear spray. That is not, that's a bad comparison. I don't know, I think it's pretty good. This is talking about covering your ass, bro. You can see why I'm doing it. Well, you do. So why are you playing Aaron on the side of caution with me? But you're girls.

You're right. You're right. I'll talk about it with my wife tonight. Dude, if you really care about your family, Cooper and Sox would both have bear spray too. We have like, you know, those thoughts that have the little barrels under your head. Yeah, the same for hard.

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Well, did I even phrase it right? I said in the holiday season. Would that be an example of irony? Well, like, I mean, a pocket knife, maybe not an assault rifle. Yeah. But like, is that an example of irony? It's like, oh, it's the season of love. And he will, here's a weapon.

I don't know. I think it would qualify. I'd say so. But yeah, he didn't really answer the question whether it's like, do a lot of people buy weapons as gifts. Pretty good. Are they good stocking stuffers? Pentanop cool your families.

Yeah. Pam gave me a Chinese star when I was young. For you? It was it was you. It was in a frame. And like it was in the center of the phrase like a black frame with like a white mat and it was just sort of stuck in the middle. And she gave it to me to hang on my wall. So of course, I immediately took it out of the frame and you know, started throwing it into the wall. Pam's weird like I remember something not too long ago because she used to work at the hospital in the nursery and one time she brought home, I can't remember what the term is, but it's like you know when kids have an extra digit and they, they click it off, like

amputate it. And she brought home a little baby finger in a test tube in formaldehyde or whatever the alcohol rather rubbing alcohol. She brought, I remember as a little test tube with a blue cap and she brought it home. She's like, I thought you would like this. And I did. It was on, it was on my desk for a long time. That seems really unethical. I mean, I think oh, she wouldHA would probably be like, let me just check the rulebook real fast. No, no, no, she's been retired for like 10 years. Wow. This was on, it was an eighth grade.

That's like the Manson family, like, you know, Spurgy, hey man. Hey, hey, Reddit. Fuck you. Why do you think I am the way I am? Yeah, that could be, that's really strange to give a child. Yeah, that's morbid, but I thought it was cool, but that's the way I grew up though with like,

where is that now? Like, I don't know. I wish I still had it. It's, it's went missing. I would, when I was young, we would watch horror movies together all the time. So that's what we bonded over. Yes. I bonded with that group of running away from them.

I like to watch Monster Robies 2, my mom. I don't recall her giving me anything other than like a fucking plastic Frankenstein. No superfluous of endages. There's a coloring book of Dracula. We lived on the hill. That is unusual. Yeah, that's crazy. Really unusual. It says a lot about, you know, you can pay him, I think. No, to self. See, just birthday. No. She's going to be 13 on February 4th. Oh, man. At least you just turned 16. That's fucking crazy, right? God. Yeah. It's crazy. You're going to be sure she's taking her driving head. She's fucking crazy right? Yeah, it's crazy. You're gonna be sure she's taking her like driving head. She's gonna be driving next year. You find it upsetting? The driving part, yeah,

I don't like that. I don't like that she's driving up because I'm like, I guess I worry, you know, but as far as getting older, I don't really get upset about that anymore. I used to, but you know, you can't stop progress. You can't stop time. You got to, you start, you can't stop progress, you can't stop time. You got to, you can either sit there and let it get you down or, you know, or not try to get it. There's nothing you can do. Yeah, it's a waste of brain cells. Yeah, but it does, there are times when like, I'll feel a little melancholy,

because I remember, you know, like, I'm being three and doing something, and she's gonna be 13, but she'll still, like, when she used to come home from preschool when she was like three, four years old, she would get dropped off by the bus, and instead of just like walking off the bus, she would jump to me, and I would catch her.

And it doesn't occur to her that like, she's not that little kid still. Like how will like a dog want it's a puppy, but it's huge. catch her and it doesn't occur to her that like she's not that little kid still like how well like a dog when it's a puppy but it's huge so she'll still she'll still yeah she's gonna fucking break my neck when the way she jumps on it she doesn't jump off the bus that she would knock me on my ass because she's just too heavy now but she'll still jump on me and expect me to hold her like she's a little well that's still in a way that's nice even though it's a it's a wear and tear in your body. I got aches and pains and shit.

I want to see. Did you see the office on the office musical? The what? The office musical in New York. No. No, yeah, I'm taking at least at least for her birthday. That's what she wants to see. Oh, I even know there was. There's a musical for the office.

She's into the authorize probably right it's like it's authorized really because they do those those those parody ones a lot oh so I thought it was authorized I called the office you I would be surprised if it was authorized but maybe how can it not be authorized how would they get away with it? The parody Office. I guess it's how like we do. Frank five rewind. We do. Exactly. parody. That's right. I mean, it says the office. I'm musical parody. Oh, I want to think fucking Steve Carell was going to be in it. No, I thought maybe it was going to be just, you know, with their blessings though. It is not. It's a fuck with the actors. I think it's the network who would have to bless it.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm interested. I mean, I'm a big office fan and she's become quite the office fan as well. Yeah, you gotta let me know if fucking a Jim and what's your name? Pam are still smug little assholes. I'm sure they won't make it.

We can only hope. Thought he was the prank super star. He was wrong. There's a lady playing the boss of playing Steve Perrell. Yeah. I'm interested. I mean, I don't even care if it's not good. I'm just in I think it'll be interesting just to see. I like this. Danley has a pretzel in the picture. It's a nice little reference, right? There you go. Have a good time. I will. Hopefully. I hate going to New York though. I'm so horrid.

I went in yesternet. It's worst. I fucking shit all. It really is a fucking toilet. It's not at all this. Center of the New York Times. Like when you get in there, the only thing you can think is like, I can't wait to really.

Never had that experience once. You got to go around and I see the history, the architecture, the culture. It breaks the goddamn bank to get in there. It's like with your tolls and everything, it's 20. Parking was $51 for two hours. They're public transportation.

I can't. So then I go in the Penn station, then I go all the way down to downtown, like right by the village. That's a 10 minute subway ride. Max, I don't know how to use a subway. Last time I had to check with a high school student three times, like, is this my stop?

Some girls fucking shepherding me. So some new facts are coming out of it, let me explain. Yeah, I don't know how to do it in an navigate. I don't know how to use any of that stuff. And like, like, taxi's never stopped for me. Uber, I'm like, how are they even gonna see me? Cause I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna pick something up and I'm gonna pick up what can you tell us about this piece of merchandise right here? It's a sword. But do you know anything about the wolf's head? No. Okay. I don't know why you make the sword commander special button.

I don't know what you think this guy is selling. Well, he's not the James Bond store. It's cutting edge, fucking cheap Chinese bullshit. He's like, so what's the significance of the Wolf's head? Is if it's like an archeological find, he's like, I don't know. He's like, I thought somebody might buy it. What's it cool?

People like wolves. People like keens. Yeah, they're reminded me of the Wolfman, the Lanchini Wolfman, the walking stick. And I actually gave that to Mike for as a Christmas present. Yeah, how do you like it? You liked it. That's what we said, you know, I don't know if he really did,

but I just say, no, there's no button that's gonna shoot it out into your hand. Just on the screws. So it's not like a full automatic to wait. They'd have to worry about somebody pressing the button to make you do it. And they're not sharp. What's the point? Why would you not want to fucking, like why would you want. And they're not sharp. What's the point?

Why would you not want to fucking, like why would you want a sword that wasn't sharp? Well, you could sharpen it, I guess. Now I got a sharpen a whole sword. Like I know how to like sharpen a knife. I have a, I have a wet stone, who doesn't. But, but now I'm sharpening a sword. How the fuck am I supposed to do that?

I mean, you're going the internet. And why don't you make something up if you were that guy? Oh, the wolf head will let me tell you. And then just like make up a story to make a... Why are you saying you're gonna do that for us? He's trying to sell shit. Not necessarily just for us, yeah. It's just us.

Yeah, maybe not us, but you may have a little something. He's like, I don't know. He's like, I don't know and they're not sharp. Do you want it? Yes. I guess. Yeah, you did buy it. He'd even need to go through the whole cell. That's not a salesman now. Like you watch something like Glenn Gary Glen Ross. And it's like, these guys love being salesman. I don't think they love being salesman and going. Well, they used to hear you're right. They used to love being a salesman. Right. But they he was clear. We were customers. We're right. They used to love being a salesman. Right. But he was clear we were customers.

We were though. We wanted that buying something. Yeah, but I mean, I know you also. He said he was going to come back. I'll be back. Yeah. He knows your type. That's what he'll listen.

Now he knows. Yeah. I don't know if you're the first one to teach him that lesson. Well, then he's got to keep learning something fucking. So he gets there. Yeah, he should have been like, he should have called him. And like, I know you're not coming back. Yeah, I feel like he did intend to at the time.

I would have, yeah, we ran out of time. He did seem genuine. I would have gotten out there flashed like that. We just ran out of time, man. Yeah, and what if you fucking zap when you're cut? You can't have that. I wouldn't do that. That I wouldn't do. One of my neighbors maybe. Oh yeah. Get nine new nerves. No.

There's a little. What the fuck why not? So you're neighbors. I think I'm gonna take this one. Like cripple. Fuck my al-king today. Yeah, let's do it. Now what was your name? George. George. George, I'm coming up. George, I'm coming up. Thanks buddy. Yeah, let's do it. What was your name? George.

George, nice to meet you. George, I'm cutting edge weapons. Thanks, buddy. We'll be back. There you go. George, I'm cutting edge weapons. But we did not come back, though. We did.

We never did go back. But George is a good dude. Like the guys probably like, look, we got a lock up, George. He's like, no, no, no, that TV guy said he's coming back. He's going to buy a cane. But a nice guy. Yes's gonna buy a cane. But a nice guy. Yes. Perfect. We're closing guy. Big inventory. If you're looking for weapons in your new Jersey area, definitely look up George Christmas time. Yeah. That hard to buy for

a person. Yeah. We went, we obviously went to a dorm Christmas time, which was the first time we had gone not in the summer too. So we got an extra different level of flavor. Well, we didn't go outside as it was. I mean, it was so cold. It's like 10 degrees. It was cold. There was hardly anywhere outside. So most of all of our venture that afternoon was inside, which was okay. You still was a very rewarding episode. Absolutely. Well, I got there before you guys did. I took a spin around and I was okay, you still was a very rewarding episode. Well, I got there before you guys did. I took a spin around and I was like, I was like, I don't even know if we're going to get an hour out of this.

Not really considering inside because they were so few and far between. And it's unbelievable, some of this, like I get people who have a bunch of like toiletries because they're like, they probably fell off a truck and they're going to sell them cheap and that's kind of thing people need. But then you have the guy who has a bunch of old rusty tools and equipment that you're like, I don't even know what that does. And it's all out on like plywood on saw horses and you're like, holy shit. He has the chances of him selling any of this or slim.

He's going to have to load all that heavy shit back into whatever he'd drove it here with. That's a fucking grind. What would you want to do it? Yeah, if you don't know if you're gonna make anything that day and you're just hoping against hope that it's a good day and it may not be. It's a tough life. Then sell like hot iPhones. Don't sell fucking old farm thresher blades or whatever. The fuck it nobody cares or wants. Turn over your all your fucking merchandise and all of a sudden have fucking hot iPhones. Well there's an underbelly there. There's gotta be an underbelly there. The iPhone 5. Yeah. Stolen razors. That kind of shit razor blades that stuff. If you can, go steal that then, if had iPhones are too hard to get.

You're assuming that they stole it. What, that old junk? Yeah. No, I'm not assuming they stole that. I'm assuming they found that, because nobody would want it. But the people, yeah, you gotta know that some of that shit's stolen.

Some of it has to be. I don't know. I won't use that level of just assumption now. Yeah, that level of cynicism isn't for you. Well, I'm saying like if like say you steal an entire palette full of like deodorant. Sure. That's so listen to you. What are they cheap? It's easier to be stinky almost. Yeah, it's like just like six dollars. So if you got to be the owner and have that, it's not six. So a few steal it and as you sell for three dollars, right? So he's going to be like that's a bargain. I guess, but who's going to like the local flea market for the owner?

Not the people there. I can't tell you that much. I'm better. Oh, I'm better. Boy, after hard days work, the last thing I feel like doing is going out and driving and picking up my incidentals like what the other, what I feel like going and driving and getting my deodorant. Why can't somebody just bring it right to my door? Well, there's postmates. Postmates?

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sliders, red wine, and even boulems. What's that? Or just a... Red wine. Oh, okay, sorry. What's a matter? What, the dogs? They think they can't be heard.

It's no means. Um... You know what? I was gonna have a Super Bowl party. Do you remember some of the parties I've thrown in the past though, people still talk about the remember that pool party we threw? With all my friends? Yeah.

Do you remember that? Well, also the ones we had the bouncy house. That was awesome. Do you remember that? Remember one of the kids threw up in the pool? Oh. Oh. Yeah. Do you remember that?

I didn't. No. Oh, I didn't tell you? Oh, I guess I said. I knew. Oh, okay. I guess I should have told you before you went in and took a dip. I know.

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I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Don't worry about it. But remember the other, I've had some Super Bowl parties too, you know. Remember, my friends come over? Like one of them. Yeah. Well, it's a shindig, man. It's the talk of the town, man. It's like the most like exclusive invite

you can get in Mom with County. All right, because it's only one invite. Yeah, but did you check out the Super Bowl this year? No, I know you didn't. You were in your room where you're watching it in your room when I was out in the family room watching it? Did you happen here about a Maroon 5 to half time show? Yeah Why is Maroon 5 getting so much hate? Because I apparently they were on like they were not enthusiastic and all

Almost like you read in this ad Alicia and you know why just like maroon five you're gonna get some hate for this If you don't pick up the in the energy Now but in all seriousness though What do people expect? Why are why are people hating on maroon five? I watch that hand time show I'm not a fan of a room five they could have gotten anyone What does that mean like they could have gotten someone better, but like I don't like hair. I don't care.

But who's better than Maroon 5? I mean, I don't know if I was even that. Well, I think that the hits, right? But why is, I think the internet and social media, especially social media, I think when we die, I think we're gonna find out that Satan created social media. Thank God. That's cool.

I got it because it's so cruel social media. Why? You did that with your everyun and dad. But it's true though, like poor Maroon 5, they played their hearts out. Now you may not be a fan of the music just like me, but boy did they put every bit of their heart and soul into that performance?

And they're just getting in. I can't stand the haters, Alicia. I can't stand it. It drives me nuts. I just want to slap all the haters across the face. I really wish I could just grab them and just slap them across the face and be like, go do something worthwhile with your life

Stop typing And don't worry about worrying about maroon 5 because they play their butts off They play their butts off and people are hating Maru 5 you don't think that they're human beings just like everybody else and they see all the hate Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

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I won't hate I'm room five. No, on any celebrity. I don't care if you like, if you like tease your friends or you are a hater to you like your classmates, but don't pick on celebrities. It's wrong. Okay, I won't. All right, tell me about this service about picking up pizza and red ones and... Red wine! ...and whatever else.

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Nope. Although I want to pop, I want to pop my first bottle of champagne this past Sunday when Tom Brady won his six Super Bowl. If I had a hot tub and I had some champagne, I might have been sitting in it. If I had known about postmates, I could have ordered the red wine and the hot tub and celebrated in style. But now that I do know, next year when Tom Brady wins his seventh Super Bowl, watch out. I got dibs on the hot tub.

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Trevor Scott, why did they put a rapper out there if they're not even gonna let him rap though? Because all I heard was silence. Like did this kept... I feel like you're exaggerating probably. I'm not exaggerating. Like you hear a couple of like incoherent lines, then silence, then a couple more incoherent lines,

then more silence, and then he just like poses. Because he's popular. But why not, like if you're playing football, right? Don't you think you wanna hear some like aggressive music? No one's. You wanna hear some, you know what I wanna hear? I wanna hear corn. That's what gets people fired up,

that kind of music that makes people wanna tackle somebody. I suggest that next time, but no one's gonna watch. No, they're targeting kids who like popular artists right now. But you didn't watch? I didn't. So their target's not... But the only thing I ever heard about the Super Bowl this year was about this half time.

Didn't hear anything else about it. You didn't hear about Tom Brady? No. You didn't hear about his six Super Bowl? You didn't hear about it. I was talking about it. I was hear anything else about it. You didn't hear about Tom Brady? No. You didn't hear about his six Super Bowl? You didn't hear about it. I was talking about it. I was telling you all about it. What, you don't want to even pay an attention?

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What I'm telling you is all that matters. That would have all the kids are saying in school about, about SpongeBob and, but that's what they're called, wow. Was they hate it on Maroon 5, too, in school? I know, I didn't know anything about Maroon 5. It's terrible, though, what they did to Maroon 5 this year. It's absolutely in atrocity.

And they shouldn't have took the deal to play at the Super Bowl if they weren't cut out for to get hate. But if it's warranted, I'm all for it. But if it's unwarranted, like what's going on here with the Baroon 5 guys, I'm not even saying I'm a fan of the music, but you could tell that they were putting everything into it and it still get in the heat. Well, that was going to happen either way. It's terrible. I can't stand it. I can't stand it. It just drives me absolutely not. I guess you shouldn't stop supporting Super Bowl. What it has under with the Super Bowl. It's the jerks online. It's the jerks with a phone that think that they know it all and they have all the answers and they could do better. Well, let's

see you get up there and perform for half a million people. We should make them do it next time. Yeah. For 30 million people, let's see what show you put on. Right. What was this hand again? Postmates. Postmates. TSD 100. Get all your TSD 100, get all your merchandise delivered right to your front door, all your food. Basically anything,

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OK, so this is the pickle lady. This is a pickle stand. George directs us to go to the pickle stand in which has been in. It's the longest stand in existence. Is it? Is it to years? Or I don't know.

I thought the foam said that they were, they edged them out by a year too. At the time, we thought they were the longest running stand. We don't stay long in here. Wait, is this the woman that Johnson insulted to her face? Did I? What was the insult? What you said like she was there since she was like 70.

Oh, she's 70. Oh. Do you have that in there? It must be in there. It's really the only thing from the people. We don't stay there long because fuck if there's not a whole bunch of customers coming up and we're in the middle of fucking commerce. Pickles big business in that place. I'm telling you, pickles are awesome.

They have the barrels, they have pickle chips, all kinds of pickles. They have pickle smell so gross though. I disagree, man. I like the smell, I don't like the taste. I'd love to, I'd love to. That's a business I'd like to get into pickles. Did you ever hear the pickle challenge? No.

You've never heard of the pickle challenge when you were growing up? Well, it's not so much a challenge as a sexual assault. I mean, really. You gotta stick the pickle in your butt and make it and make it from first base. I didn't know about it until Glorks too. That was the first time I've heard of that. Really? So you never saw that or made someone do that or had to do that? No, I live in civilization. Never fucking happens. I never caught on like the ice bucket challenge. So between six and seventh grade, that's summer when you're, you've graduated sixth grade and you move on to the high school or in highlands.

A lot of great memories. But I don't know about highlands where you go to the big school on the hill. The rumor was, the legend was that if you were caught by the, the classmen, the, the, the, the, what, not over, not seniors, the seniors, the older kids, you would be dragged up to the covusion field, the senior's, the older kids, you would be dragged up to the covusion field, the baseball field. Sure. They would shove a pickle in between your butt cheeks.

You would have to get up first base, make it the second base without a dropping. And if it dropped, you had to take a bite out of it. So I didn't leave my house, but that's summer. But who would engage in this like on seniors? Seniors. Yeah. You know, that's the way. Like all these sports teams, They're always like hazing guys

I do so weird stuff that's kind of like and it's always anal Sexual like related. Yes, but it but it sounds like they're just snatching people off the street No, not just anybody. Okay, and it wasn't girls either. Okay. No, it was only 12 or 13 year old boys Which somehow makes it okay In seventh grade my my hand to God, I had heard that in sixth grade, and I was so concerned, I carried a machete in my duffel bag.

Yeah, my gym bag that I, So you would kill somebody. I had a machete with it. There was no way a pickle was going up. I would have fucking hacked somebody up pretty good. You would have cut somebody's hand off. I would have cut someone. I definitely would have cut someone.

This is just fucking good nature for them It's not fun for me But this is just like I would have hacked somebody for you too. Oh, I don't I would have been like no We'll just do the pickle. No one's needs to fucking lose a limb over this That's right. So let us go You're gonna lose a limb. There's no fucking way You're gonna lose a limb. There's no fucking way Gonna cook me out like that

Getting prank I'm on the stroll. Yeah, no, I don't know if anybody actually had it happen to them But boy was it a fucking nervous time? It was a motivator to like keep your wits about you I keep your wits about you. You're not on a swivel, can you? Oh, yeah. I believe it, man. You're gonna have these tales. And you can't go tell your parents.

Why not? Because it's 1980. Because it's so weird to go like, hey, ma, there might be some older boys who are chasing me because they want to put a pickle in me. Yeah, if they come to the door, just, say I'm not home, I guess. It's too weird to tell your parents. Yeah, but I mean, if I had to the door, just say I'm not home, I guess. It's too weird to tell your parents.

Yeah, but I mean, if I had the shoes between the two, what your parents going to do, though, I don't know. Talk to go, could you imagine what have been the worst if like, if they went up to school, because the, I feel like the, the principles would not take it seriously. And some, they would have a talk, they would have a talk to the older kids who would be like, that snitch mother fucker. Now it's going to be an eggplant. Yeah, you can't rat, which is why I brought the machete. I didn't know that. You would have used the machete, some of those seniors seniors Edgar had a sharpening wheel in the garage of my grandmother's house And I went I sharpened it and it was in this green. I got it from Argy's so that you should be on first-eff

Fucking high spit on your grave. Fuck yeah, man. I'll cut your dick off in the bathtub son Let's talk to the fucking Debbie at the Pickles. Hi, we're here. You just spoke to the man George. George? George? He said that you wouldn't talk to us about the Pickles stands. And the fact that he's been here for 60 some years? Well, the stand has been here for 60 years. So they have won on up in 20 years and won on up in 40 and one on 40 years and after I told you he was saying you've been here for 62 years I said I don't think so. I don't think so. I did not say that. I love his

distancing himself. I did not say that. But you say that. Is you saying that? I'm like, is you saying that? Q had such a great point. Well, I was saying we were hanging out recently. And I told him I do this thing where like, if I'm at the grocery store, I'm at the grocery store with Mary Beth, right? Like, I'll pay for the groceries. And it was just like a bag or two. I'll be like, get that and I'll walk away.

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I like what I had it did not see. Yeah, you basically told us, she looks old enough to be the recipient of that job. She could have been there 62 years, which I mean, she, like you basically told us she looks old enough to be the recipient of that. She could have been there 62 years Which I mean she's like 95 She wasn't she was like a late 50s No Dennis who worked in the magazine. Oh, you know, have you heard about him though? Oh Try worked in the magazine. Oh, you know, have you heard about him? No. Oh, I'm trying. I love how it's just left open for interpretation. Did you hear about it? No. What's the best

showing pickle? You knew God damn well. She does not say A nude pickle? A nude pickle? You knew God damn well, she does not say the nude pickle. I did not. He knew it. I thought she said it right there again. You thought he said it again? Yeah. When I heard that, it made me laugh.

What's the new pickle? I mean, how the fuck would any of us know? You should know. And why would she expect us to know what the new pickle is? I thought nude was just like something about like just nothing on it. A cucumber. Yeah, some people call them cucumbers, I call nude pickles. The new, oh new.

It's like a cucumber, a real crispy. What would it take for you to eat a pickle? I can you believe, I know you're not going to believe this, but I've never eaten a pickle in my life. That's like Sunday, Jeff, level, like believe it or not. Yeah, is it that like shocking in the state? I'm sure she's probably met tons of people I've never eaten a pickle before, right? I mean, she brothers and no either way, whether it was the thing. It's not about whether or not she's like, oh my God, no, you have never eaten a pickle.

It's like, no, she doesn't know you. So you being like, hey, if you can believe it, I don't know, that's saying, me saying like, hey, I've never eaten liver before. I don't think it's that shocking. I don't think most people have eaten liver. But is it like saying I've never eaten an apple before? Like, is it on that level?

It's like not eating a pickle on that level. It's a nuts like I've never eaten an apple before? Like you said on that level is like not eating a pickle on that level It's unless I'm never eating a sandwich people look for the average person. I was a yes for you I would say that sounds about right if that makes sense right, but I meant for her I was trying I was trying I think it would be why her whole fucking existence is based on selling pickles And you're like hey, well, here's something cool. I don't support your industry This one's like you're old. This one's like, I Dispise it. I feel like somebody coming in here not buying anything and be like, hey, guess what? I don't buy comics And then walk it away. Thanks for your time

One in the road he went down. Yeah, it's just, I can't do it. She didn't get that one. But that's the great thing. None of this is for anyone but us. The NU endos are flying left and right. They really are. We'll keep up with it.

Yeah, we're quick though. The warts don't bother you. The bumps. Well, they're not warts. You can hardly feel it. They can hardly feel them. They help the pickle stain. They like the bumps on the outside. They don't bother you.

That whole thing when you bite into it, you feel the bumps. Well, you're not flating it. It's just like you're just biting it, right? Yeah. I mean, there's something else It's just like you're just biting it, right? Yeah. No. I mean, you're something else that's bumpy that you do. I mean, bumpy?

Yeah. Not much. Syphilis ridden pussy. Yeah, I mean, I get bumpy sometimes. I mean, there's not much in the, that's bumpy. Yeah, I mean, cucumbers would be the other thing. I guess. Yes, I mean, I never thought of it as, I mean cucumbers would be the other thing. I guess. Yes, I mean, I never thought of it as,

I never regarded the bumps as an issue. No, yeah, to me, I got to make my skin, the heebie-jeebies. Yeah, when I see those bumps. Yeah, who needs them? I'm with you. Like a raspberry is pretty bumpy. Strawberries got all those seeds.

Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah. That's true. I guess an eggplant smooth. A plant's pretty smooth. Well, I got like a kiwi. All fuzzy and shitting. You ever see the in excess video? Which one? It's the one thing and there's like, they put that fruit on the table and it looks like. Oh yeah, yeah. That was awesome. That was a fucking sight to see when I was 12. I got up to that last night. Yeah. And they put the little girls like eating that fruit

and then she puts it down and it's fucking, it is, you know what it is. You know, I never saw the video. Everybody turned down the lights. This is your act of some in excess. video. Everybody turned down the lights and just you're up to some in excess. He's so straight he won't eat anything shaped like that. Yeah bananas pickles. No, plantains. I really like the plantain. It is weird though that and I don't know why I feel this way, but it is weird that we just keep making

phallic jokes to a complete stranger Well you guys are So far you've apologized for something you didn't say um And yeah, we're hitting the fucking phallic shit pretty hard. You should have broke out our fucking initiation pickle story to see if she had heard that. Yeah, but like right around when school starts, do you see a huge spike in pickle sales? Yeah, it starts with a little training pickle.

Well, you're not gonna do it forever, so for 100, you won't have a bottle of pickle. If you go get shot by a taser, I'll need a pickle. I need to pick a good shot. Something that could end your life If you go get shot by a taser, I'll be a pickle. Something that could end your life or something that's like not palatable. Ever been a pickle recall for like someone else or anything? No, I think it would be hard. Pickles are pretty fucking... They're in that brine, man. I think it'd be hard to grow Diseases in there. Yeah, okay. Do you ever eat one of those eggs that's in the bars pickled eggs?

I've never eaten hamburger with bread He's totally off pickles now Without bread or you know obviously pickles I know he's just got to your feet over the pickles Oh God that's funny It really is like pay attention to me pay attention I didn't know that. Oh, fuck, that's funny. She's like, you know, it's strange enough I didn't know that.

You know, that commercial, I can't see much information. I didn't really need to know that. I didn't not think that was a good use of TMI. You saying I've never had a hamburger with bread? Yeah, why is that too much information? Too much information is like I've never figured my asshole while eating a hamburger without bread. But does she think it's an innuendale based off all the other innuendos?

Oh, she thinks you're talking about a hamburger. You're talking about a fair burger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you boys are disgusting. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Probably thought we were talking about sexual stuff. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You'd have good reason to be here.

We're saying. Well, you ever take a pic of it? You get to this salt and pepper, a drug. Like, uh, all season, season. Any, any, if you're using any type of seasoning, which I can see you are, you're basically a drug dealer. We're saying he's got that. Uh, no.

I don't know. I got it, yeah. How little tolerance would you have for people that came in and subjected you to this shit? I don't know. If you bore him day in in day out? It's just the fucking same thing? I'd probably welcome it. Yeah. How many interviews you think she's done in the 62 years?

That stands been there? Zero. Aside from that one, yes. Zero. Unless there happens to be a college wooden news letter. Or maybe at the fire, post fire, maybe they had an interview. Right. So I was like, hey, did the pickles all burn up?

And she's like, yeah, pretty much. And they're like, thank you. So 60 years, Silent Pickles. 62 years, over 60 years, Silent Pickles. I mean, that's, I thought Dennis was impressive. But this pickle stand may be, it might possibly be the longest running stand in the How do we mention Dennis up to that point? Oh you mentioned yes she didn't know okay

she didn't know so we referenced the guy she didn't know twice oh you think she know I think she knows she just didn't want to talk about it yeah because she's like he brought me home once She knew. Oh, you think she knew? I think she knew she just didn't want to talk about it. Yeah, because she's like, he brought me home once. LAUGHTER What's the cause, dude? How many planners have just pickles you think they sell?

Uh, you know, it's one of the pickle planners. It's what it is. I'm like, I guess I'm just biased because I am, you know, I'm like, I'm not an anti-pickle, but I just want to try it. But I'm with you. I'm like, I'm enough of a narcissist that I'm like, nobody likes pickles. I'm like, I enough a narcissist that I'm like nobody likes pickles Yeah, but a whole platter if I went to somebody's house either pickle platter I would be like where do you what does what even get this I would love it

But to be fair like I probably go through a jar of pickles a month. Yeah, I didn't realize you were such a I didn't realize you were such a... I like people that pickle from that air. Pickle plus. Yeah. Pickle plus on me. Yeah, I like pickle. My clover's made the spicy pickle. I can only imagine how the stash will be inundated with pickle platters

addressed to you. It would be nice. But they'll never know when it's going to cook. Could it go bad? Pickle? No, but I'm just worried about you. I mean, a vehicle flat of surely goes bad. Yeah, like the whole stash wreaking of pickles. No, where you going?

Oh, you're stepping in. Where you going? Step in. We're doing a little reporting here. Step in. You're going to get what it is, man. What's up? It's OK. It's the time is the charm. I'm thinking of the heat, so I'm thinking of what's going on.

I was when I filmed what I was going to happen. I'm so full of stumps. This is in because I was watching a stupid show. This guy. That's a solid one. Heat. Yeah. I'm Brian.

Hey Keith, where's the magazine stand? Where's the magazine stand? Alright, so two things. We can act up. Walt Feverishly searching for the magazine stand and Q being assaulted by some. How annoying is it that someone feels because they've seen you on TV that they can get physical with you Like the girl who jumped on your back or that was bad this guy. I mean he hit me pretty He just ran up and hit and like sledge hammered my arm. What's wrong with someone that they

Don't do that. It makes no sense and then you hear him say like five times. Oh, you stepped in it You stepped in it you stepped in it. That was his joke. Yeah, that was his... He was trying to do that to me, so I would look down and be like, step and what? Gotcha, and I never did it, I never gave it to him. You're not the only fucking and practical joke around the country. We're not gonna learn today.

But then he did it to other people to show me how funny the joke is, and people were just like, So we can expect to see that season nine. I get on with Karen T. you're gonna see that in season eight. I think that's so much. But it was just like, he really loved that joke. And then he's like, he hits me and he says, I've seen you stupid Joe.

And I'm like, well, they definitely thought that you, the imbactical jokers were at the, at the flea market right there, right? Maybe, but if that's, then if you think we're shooting now, then why the fuck are you running up to us? It's going attention.

Like it makes no sense. Cause he's a he's got a personality. Oh, he's got a shine. That was Keith. Yeah, we hear more about Keith. Like I heard more about Keith. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, yeah, it was he was an odd guy. Keith, I, I don't know, maybe the odd guy. I guarantee it. It's a word you're looking for. Yeah. I didn't appreciate getting hit. I, you know, maybe an odd guy. I guarantee it, it's a word you're looking for. Yeah, I didn't appreciate getting hit. I just don't even understand what's the goal of going up to someone to be like, you're on that stupid show.

Like, what is the goal? Like, what, what? I guess you want to say he's not a star, fucker. But all you have to do is not say anything at all. Yeah. Yeah, like, if you. You wouldn't know either way. Right. Like, I don't get what it is. Like, just don't say anything. I know you're not a starfucker. But I need to attempt a lame joke, multiple times, assault me and then attempt to assault me. I didn't understand the approach.

But you kept about your good nature. What am I gonna do? Is my life too late? Did you hear his tone though? Yes, but I don't think the common person would realize that your attitude went down a couple decibels. You definitely changed, but to the layman. I've gotten good, like you were still good nature,

they would feel. I've gotten good at suffering fools. I've gotten good at suffering fools. That's a much more I do every time I step on my fucking house. Yeah, that tone of voice was one step away from Brody. You still have that machete. Yeah, I'm going to do it all the time. I'll be long now. I won't be long.

A few must-eats. The Keiths of the world in the rear view. We're going to redeem you, Keith. We're going to redeem you. Keith, we're going to redeem you. We're here with my new front Keith. Are you work here? Yeah.

What are you doing? I'm in the south. We'll show over here. Talk to your mother. I love it. We're in the smoke shop. Let's go look at it. We're looking cute and by his tazer already.

We won't get to somebody. So Keith owns multiple stands at the, We're looking cute and by his taste already So Keith owns multiple stands at the or runs multiple stands at the college at auction smoke shop Yeah, and cell phone Titan of industry. I mean A lot of people have cell phones a lot of people do drugs Yeah, you would think that that's a pretty pop-up stand, right? It was selling James on a Bob Bongs. Yeah, it's water pipes. Water pipes, okay. Yeah.

I think when it's his, he's like- Tobacco pipes or whatever the fuck you need to call- He, uh, he, I wonder if that fell off a truck. Or did he order that? Uh, he had to order a van, yeah, from the manufacturer. How in the world is it that it's like the loophole? If you call it this, you can sell it. If you call it that, you're going to jail.

We all know. It's so fucking dumb, it's unbelievable. Now, do you think selling like a smoke shop stand is more alluring to when you're out and about with people your own age, like Keith, rather than selling like pickles. I don't think anybody hangs out with you. Yeah, that's what we eventually learn.

It seems like that's not a decision many people have to make. It was weird because later on, it's like, we'll get to it, but I just want people to know, to know now going into it. Nobody was shy about going on record about Keith. No. All the people unconnected to each other. Yeah. Did not like you.

Yeah, like when he's brought up, they're like in solidarity about their distaste. Yeah, my one person, as I recall, we didn't even bring him up. They're just like, you know what I mean? I hate to be that guy. Keith? Yeah.

Yeah, I will say this, like he meant well. He wasn't trying to be a dick I just think he doesn't like socially. He doesn't know yeah, like he wasn't being Spirited which is I mean it turned out to be a good conversation. Yeah, yeah, just this personality just doesn't mesh for yours The approach is like you know or anyone who doesn't like it My person who doesn't match with a lot of people's I'm someone's Keith My person who doesn't match with a lot of people's. You don't even. I'm someone's Keith.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So go step in it. Go step in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Pow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is it?

Yeah. All right. I'm going to make you. We got this smoke shop on that side. How much do you need with yours? Both of them. Both of them. I noticed the Jay and Silent Bomb.

Oh yeah? Jay and Silent Bongs? Yeah, Jay and Silent Bongs. Yeah, that's cool. And the Rack of Potential with it. How do they sell? Alright. And the board went to Salt Yearlands.

Have you sold even one? Be honest. I sold my one or two. Yeah. Bullshit. One or two. I sold either this many or twice as much. Bullshit. There's lying.

Well, he knows we're friends with Cavani, doesn't want to, he doesn't want to insult us. Well, why would it be insulting to me? Why the fuck would I care if he sold one or two? You know what I was wondering though? I know that you guys carry these water pipes. New jerseys on the brink of legalizing marijuana. What if this becomes a like a dispensary part of it? You got to sell some fucking all Kevin Smith branded weed? That saves the store. Now, okay. Now you're talking. Now it saves the story, you know, I mean,

just because I don't partake in the smoking of... You could still be a purveyor. Hashi sh doesn't mean that... That devil's weed. It doesn't mean that I can't sell it. I mean, if it's legal, I mean, it's legal. Right. There's no gray, it's black or white. But if you think fucking cues pickle platters are gonna stink the place

Kevin comes in these like comics are out I mean, I mean at this point. I mean I you gotta do what you gotta do right, you know, and it's legal It's legal. All right, it's legal. It's legal. Right. It's legal It's not like But you know, somebody's gonna come in to have the harder stuff. Right like we did with the guy with the fucking knife You have to cope. I told you no Do you have the PCP Wow C.P. D.H.M.

Wow. This is a guy whose last experience with the drugs was watching in 1850's PSA. Did you have the PCP? Did we see somebody play a piano in their high? It's sad. We tell you. It's sad. It's heartbreaking. So then there is no flak section. It's what you're saying.

Oh god, that's great. Someone really knows, you're not really. Are you a part-vegger of the pot? No. It's always the... I figure if you're selling it, you must be into it, right? He's got to be into it. If he's not, he should be.

He needs it more than anybody else. If you found a joint one of your daughter's pocket books, you're going to be very depressed. You're not going to like it. You're going to be disturbed. But if it's legal, still disturbed. Yeah. I try to tell her it's like, you know, when you get older and you're able to look back and you'd be like, you had enough willpower and you were enough and you're able to look back and you'd be like you had enough willpower and you were enough you're strong enough To not falling with the crowd. You're gonna be so pleased with yourself. You're never you're not gonna need any other friend to accept me Sounds like you're high We're not friends now I don't know what you're talking about 50 years from now.

I'll tell you, you're going to be so proud of yourself that you're going to just be like, you're going to realize it. It took no chances. Yeah, surety picked her tombstone out. It's like, thank God I didn't live life to its fullest. Oh, that's what it was fullest. There are some like I'll try a lot of shit. Like there's still stuff I do want to try, but there are some things that I'm like, I agree with you. It's like that's not that is not living life to its fullest. Like there's shit that again, somebody

on PCP, they get tased, they get shot and they're still walking down the street. You're, you're, you're, it's Russian roulette. You take someone at crazy stuff. You don't know what's going to happen. You don't know if you're, if you're going to be hooked, get hooked on it. Well, some people die. Fucking taken, taken bad Molly once. Yeah. Or like the heroin that they put out there that has all the fentanyl in it. Yeah.

You know, can I see that stuff? No. I wish that, um, you can mess with that stuff. No, I wish that I wish that I could just get a hotshot. You know, I was grew up in a world that wasn't no drug, so there wasn't like, it wasn't an option. That's what I wish. I feel like that is your house. Do you saw them peppering your house? No, I just mean, but the, you know, I can't control the world outside that house.

Right. So I, you know, I wish that there was no. You got to hope for the best. That's all you can do. You know, and it that there was no you got to hope for the best. That's all you can do It's a permanent anger. It would leave but live your life as an example Mm-hmm Always throw it in your face that you've never did anything like that right that way you can sit judgment from on high And be like I was and always shall be better than all of you because I abstained

It's a good plan. You risk the small chance that they might not want to live the same exact life as their father. Yeah. Who on the surface seems thrilling. But if you really dig down deep, it's not as fucking romantic as it seems. This is small chance, I'm great. I put exactly 5.2 miles on my car to work, 5.8 all the way back. If you ever see my odometer, more than 10.4 miles, you should put me in a hole. I lost my mind. No. Yeah, got any weed or crack. I mean, but tobacco you saw. That's it. Nice.

So you don't use any of the products, you're not a guy. Even if we sell tobacco you saw. Oh, dude, tobacco in it. Wank. That's what I hear. Oh, everyone who sells that kind of shit is exactly like that. They don't want to joke around. It's like going to the airport.

Yeah, I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car.

I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to get a car. I'm going to. Well, everyone who sells that kind of shit is exactly like that. They don't want to joke around. It's like, it's like going to the airport and be like, I got a bomb. Like, there's no joking about it. Yeah, they must be. No, no, no if you want I guess that should be a gelable offense It seems to make sense

How is how long have you been here? 18 years now 2000 moved in 18 years So do you some more tobacco related products or phone? 18 years that's well. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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Yeah, I remember. Jacks used to be a head shop in the 70s. Yeah. Is it really? Oh, yeah. Like, like, I mean, they had music and shit, but they had, yeah, Jack had like a section with I thought all of a stuff has come back into vogue now with the, with the vapes and shit. Oh, it has, but I mean, those kind of places, I mean, they're way more prevalent, but those places have always been around. At the old stash, remember the dude used to sell the hippie guy before hanging them. Okay, so that's a long time to be selling the head shop stuff. But cell phones, that's just a recent thing. He didn't relatively roll. I had a cell phone when I was 23. 24. It's the big time you got your license. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, time you got your license. No, no, no, no, no, we're a 23, 24 and I was late getting them. Like people had them already at that point.

I resisted about three years getting a cell phone. That's 22 years ago. Was there a big, like minutiae, like products to go with your cell phone that there would be enough products to same shit now cases and and and fucking those ear things that hung down. They actually do even need cases. I was like a leather holster, which is really a questionable look. I do not understand a guy who wears a fucking cell phone holster. Yeah, I agree. Yeah.

But I will say this in this guy's defense. He ended up... We had a questionable start, but I think he's coming off a little bit better now A little bit more likable. Oh, yeah, why won't you were like stop hitting me? And did you ever work with Dennis who ran the magazine shop? The old Dennis? The old Dennis. The new Dennis? No.

So then what the fuck are you talking about? It makes no sense. The old Dennis, I don't even know. If there was, I wouldn't know him either. He died with Tyre. He had the magazine shop. He might have died. Yeah, they moved the magazine shop to the back.

I heard he had syphilis. No. Where's that magazine from? It's in the back over here. I don't want to talk to you, you can tell. I wanna talk to the man who replaced Dennis there's cell phone books there. I'm not interested in what...

What's his guy's name? Keith has to say. No, that's not all that interesting. Because it's like, hey, so how about this about the pipes as I can't say any of that? And then as you'll find out the cell phones and computers are like, we can't talk about that. Really? What's your net?

Yeah. She was a double hat. Are these some sort of like, these are glass checks? Main ins? Those are bombs. Those are bombs. Yeah, I was a little... Yeah, why wouldn't your daughter want to be your best friend?

Are those dildos? No, they're, they're, they're bombs. No. I thought that when people get high that they, they'll do crazy stuff They're just shut them up their ass. Oh, yeah, sure right. It's good thing, though Right, so I thought maybe there was dual bonds and dildos Like one end is a bomb the others are dildo. How would you even smoke that you wanted? That's why it doesn't exist

You could have one side like like have a little like apparatus to it and you put it in your mouth. Sure. And then you inhale and exhale into your butthole. Oh, your own bottle. Or somebody else's. But we would just, you know, people smoke potter real cool like that. But what would be the point of having pot smoke in your ass off? That gets you high quicker. I don't think so. I think they perfected the delivery. Yeah, if it did, that would be wide spread layer.

Like people would have. Have you guys ever tried that? No. I have to admit, I haven't done any research together. I mean, like I said, I'm willing to try a lot of shit, Q. Well, let me get one of your water pipes back. I think we'll leave it with you.

Revolutionizes. Pot smoking and fucking themselves. But they were like sex toys. Like, maybe. Pants on how high you go. Pants on how high you go. So, um, do you think double-hand plugs? Wait, so you, you know who I'm talking about when I say the dentist thing.

I think he had gray hair. Wow. It's like when they give a police report and the description of the guy is like, he had a black sweatshirt and he was wearing jeans. That's it. Because they don't want to say he's black. You know, any number of things. It's like, yeah, he had a gray hair. It's like, just say because they don't want to say he's black

you know any number of things it's like a great hair it's like just say you don't know the guy you don't know the guy you Dennis hold Dennis great shut the fuck up idiot i don't like Keith again that was him okay

do you because we had heard from the women that work here and it was something of a local uh... morpherium like a little hottie and the women all kind of crushes on them no that's him right there he's the hottie local, like a little hottie. And the women all kind of had crushes on him and stuff. No, that's him right there. He's the hottie right there. He's the hottie.

Oh my god. That was my hottie. That was my hottie. That one basically done as soon as you're... It's DC. DC, what's up, DC? I'm AC. What does that mean?

Like, he's swinging both ways, DC. DC. What does that mean? Like Kay likes wings both ways. DCC. You got to get it. I didn't get it. That's a good one. You got it really, huh? And that one floated around Staten Island. They didn't get it, that's what I mean.

No, he did not get it. His friends, DC, seemed more with it. Definitely. He was definitely... somebody say long suffering. He went to the business with a guy, what am I going to do to solve it? I got bills to pay. Now they had a shit load merchandise. Yes they did.

And it was in surprisingly good order. Right. Yeah. But also surprisingly seemingly to what I would think outdated immediately. I think they're selling to people who have outdated phones. Yeah, like, get them as a like preferred shopper. Yeah, yeah, not even like one generation behind, like the people like four or five generations behind. Would that terrify you though that like you held on to this old generation? Merch too long

If I was Keith. Yeah, we're racing. I don't think I know I don't think they can Look too hard. They can't be long before they may be fucking making a lot of money Right, yes, it depends on sales right, but do you think there's a lot of people buying fucking like 1999 fucking off the back. I was saying no, but they're in business. It's like you can hardly buy a computer from three years ago and have it be. I mean, they had fucking chords. Those those chords that you put on a phone, they're like that go to the squeakly courts. Oh yeah. You know, I mean. Oh, like for a landline? Yeah. Oh, I didn't see that. Fuck, it's funny.

Yeah. A different color, like blue, tan, beige. You look like, but people need that stuff. I guess, I guess. But if you do need it, I would just, I would go online. I would be like, it would never occur to me like,

oh, you know who probably has it. ACK. Yeah. So what do you need it right there? What do you need be like, oh, you know who probably has it. ACNK. What do you need it right there? What do you need that day? You know? I would buy it from there if I knew they had it, but I just like, if someone's like,

hey, go buy this, I'd be like, oh, fuck. Maybe I can buy it. I'll go to a store that sells those kind of phones and I'll just take it off the phone. Which now you're a businessman, you've invested in some brewery late, you mentioned, I don't know if it's like about that, right? No, I've talked about it on the info.

Let's say AC and Keith are like, hey, we want to open a satellite store. Would you? And have dated a cell phone merchandise? No, we need an angel investor. I think you need some seed money. No, no. I wouldn't consider it.

We only need 400,000. What if it was the buy-in was five grand. I already have to worry about what's Kim I'm going to do when this store closes. I can't take on more people. Well, the contract you buy in for five grand and you put in the contract that Gidham has to work there on weekends. No, not. Give him the five grand.

Yeah, Gidham's going to end up, I think, in a consignment shop owned by me. Can I go to him? Yeah, you want to open it together? Dream job. All right, you're talking about how you can barely tolerate him now. 15 years from now when I make him his manager. Hey Flanagan, I just got off the phone with Ladondo. make it in his manager. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like then I would live stream from the store with that and make millions. I think $1, you're gonna month's access. I think that's so much fun.

It would be like the Truman show everyone would tune in. It would be amazing. It would be amazing. Oh, I love that. You do computer repairs, too, you say. Have you ever done a laptop repair and found some stuff on it that was dicey if not illegal? Yeah good stuff. Not boring shit.

Thank you pictures. Before illegal stuff. No I typically don't look at people's things. Yeah I just don't want to get involved. You know I mean not awake. You know what I mean? Not awake. I don't know. I'm confused to believe they could repair a computer. Oh, I'm trust I do. Yeah, really, it's like these are like the tech guys. I don't, I don't, like maybe swap out a hard drive, but. I don't, I won't, like if I need a screen-repaired apple, I won't give them the password to the phone.

I will never get a computer-repaired. If a computer breaks I had some for a new one you fear there's something's on there will be I think I think that although there is nothing Pictures of us getting high with hoses in each other's asses That's hot. I just feel like people have no If they know the TV show there's no expectation of like. So they have to sign a contractor or they know so much. Did you see how all those fucking NDAs have been going for people? Yeah, I just, I never cell phones. I never, I never take computers repair.

Where do you usually go to get your repairs done? I've only gotten one repair I've ever done. And that was, I went to Apple to get, in fact, I've blanked, I blanked the phone before I gave it to him. That's what I did. I mean, so they could never find anything about your history? Yeah, they could never find anything. I blanked it and I wouldn't give them the past code to open the phone.

They were like, well, we need to test the screen. And I was like, you know, I was like, I'll test it when I pick it up. Mm-hmm. And they were like, fine. Well, actually, they started arguing and then I said, I can't legally because of my job is what I told them and they just, they just moved on. Really? Why do you have to explain yourself to them?

You're like a secret agent man. Yeah, that's what I was going for. I would believe it. Is that the 555 number of computer repairs where he's like, yeah, I just can't. But why should he explain himself to these assholes? Oh my God, do you repair it done? And they didn't get his password. It? Apple, Apple Store.

Mission accomplished. Oh, I didn't have to throw anything or get angry. Sounds like nothing much fun, though. Where's the thrill? Where's the kicks? I bought a fucking, I bought a new laptop. Do you remember this? This was last year.

I bought a new tap laptop. Three weeks later, I spilled water on the keyboard. Yeah, I remember it and laptop died and and they were like, yeah, we could fix that. You got to bring it in. We got to send it out. And I was like, whoa, kind of a new laptop. I bought a fucking brand like a two-weeks-let-end one, new laptop. Because you're just terrified they're going to go through your history. Yeah. Not my history, but my my my family's photos of my family, photos of my house. Any kind of personal info that's on there? Anything, yeah.

So, it's kind of for sure. There's one person I've known for quite some time. She works at an Apple store in the scroll page. Like I would trust her to do it, but I'm like, if she has to leave it there, and then somebody else has access to it. You know, people look at my history. It's a dark and twisted history. Sure. I got a guy in the inside of Apple now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Trust them. Whole

horribly. Do you even want my passwords? Yeah. Yeah. You're a social security number. All that stuff. I feel like just in case you need a first time reason. He's like, he's like, I was gonna doxia, but Jesus. He told me he needed to like organize my tunes music. So I gave it to him but Jesus. He told me he needed to like organize my iTunes music. So I gave it to him. Yeah, he needs all your password for your banking and shit. All right, I mean, you're the expert. He knew, you know, oh yeah,

because then you would have a responsibility to report it. Well, if I don't look at it, look on your shield. That's it. If you hear him in the background, he's telling that joke. He's telling that joke. Yeah. To people who are walking by, he can't get enough of that fucking joke. Well, it's addressed. How often do people fall for this joke that your buddy keeps telling over and over again? I say four it's a good solid 40%. That's the way you hear AC's tone. That is my tone when I hear the same joke from get them over and over and over again during the day. That is a man who's defeated. 40%. That's not bad. I guess a return. You got somebody else in there with the girlfriend joke.

Oh, this is hysterical. The girlfriend joke. The girlfriend joke. The girlfriend joke. I gotta say, it's good that Robin Williams hanged himself because it made room for a real superstar comedian. The girlfriend joke, yeah, Keith, the girlfriend joke is absolutely brilliant.

Oh, I can't wait because I was tall. I was dealing with Keith at this. Yeah. What's a girlfriend joke? When somebody comes down with a girl, you hear what a different girl today. You were here with somebody else yesterday. And the girl gets pissed off. Oh, Keith, you've done it again. What an asshole. So just let's just upset people and get people like like agitated for no reason. Like I feel like in your position, like you're there with Debbie and Keith pulls the old

girlfriend, Joe Kanye, she's not even for a second. She's like, what's the, what's this guy? Like he's saying this because you were on a show and he knows comic book, whatever. She's gonna dismiss it. Is that I imagine? Yeah, she probably would probably would take a second. She'd be like, what?

She'd be like, well, I mean, obviously, it wasn't here last week. We haven't been here. Suddenly, you're just like, you stepped in it. It's a distractor. Ah. You know. It's just distractor. You know what I'm saying? It's just no way. It's just like, shut up idiot.

Like you're not fucking funny, all right? It's funny and like if you were with your girlfriend and even if she was like enough to be like, this kid's a fucking idiot, you'd be like, fuck this guy. Why is he trying to upset my girlfriend? What? Why is he trying to queer my deal? What? Why is he trying to queer my deal?

What did I do? The fuck is him out of it? When you do the buy-in for the five grand, you could tell Keith like he's got a little... No more jokes. No more girlfriend jokes or he's stepping a joke. People are cracking up too much. They're not buying anything. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Maybe I've ever got the name of this stand. I think he says it at the end. Okay. All right, what did you guys learn while I was

conversing with my fellow stand-on? He doesn't snoop on anybody's hard drives when he's fixing laptops and shit. Yeah. Which I would totally do. No, I mean, I sent him to you. Do you know how to get on a dark web? You do?

Well, a tour network, right? Yeah. What? Well, you said you were like, did I get on the dark web. You do? Well, a tour network, right? Like you said, you're like, did I get on the dark web? And he's like, yeah. And then it's like, I'm excited. Then I'm like, oh, wait, you just go on the tour network. He's like, yeah. Oh, it's basically like if you went to Google, you just, if you just go download tour, then you're on the dark web. Really? Yeah. It's that easy. I mean, you have to know where to go once you're there, which I guess those are chat rooms and shit that people, I don't know. There was a drug.

They used to sell drugs online. It was called Silk Road. It was basically an Amazon of drugs and weapons and all kinds of shit that you could get on the black market. I found out about too late, so I didn't get any cool, cheap drugs. But I would have never known how to get to Silk Road. You know, I don't know what the website was, I don't know anybody who used it, so I guess it's one of those like word amount things. It's a good thing, yeah, that's not that easy though.

No, it's not, I would have had way more money probably, I was paying premium for those drugs. Sure. You ever hack into anything? Mr. Maen Frame? No? He said it's good. Come in, he can be on the right phone. No sir. He's talking up with you. Because hacking most things.

Alright? Yeah. I thought you were still on the market. But nobody wants to. Oh. What's going on? Yeah. What are you guys doing? Got a button.

You doing a podcast about flea markets. Awesome. So 18 years. We used to be in this. Doing a podcast about flea markets. Awesome. So 18 years. We used to be a little bit... Remember when we wanted flea markets? Yeah, yeah. I used to love flea markets. The Biggabba Bazaar.

Yeah. I like it. Dirt Markwise. I think you'll find a huge... That's so huge. Where do you get your product from? I was stealing. No, I get it from China.

Oh really? It's Galsen. So it's all new stuff or it's used stuff. I mean, I get it from China. Oh really? Just got sent. So it's all new stuff or it's used stuff. I mean I can't imagine these flip phones are new Yeah, do you sell many flip phones? Maybe the hipsters? Yeah, like good secondary as well. To ring up a purchase I don't know why I kept this Think for drugs. He was phones, you think, for drugs? He was about to explain. Jovielers need him. I would think I would think 20 dealers. For her phone.

People who can't get. What about terrorists? Mostly phones. Yeah, it's probably harder to track a flip phone, right? And to put two like, two eavesdrop and, uh, and like spy on them. I don't imagine the government's figured that out. Yeah, I would hope so.

Yeah, me too. I hope there wasn't everything. We need to buy some flip-fonds, sir. I think India's legal purposes. Come on, ACTC. Hook me up, brother. Oh, burn it. Oh, I appear to have stepped in it, sir. CTC hook me up brother. Oh burn I appear to have stepped in it

Won't you hear yesterday with your girlfriend a different one? What a fucking dummy? What a fucking insufferable dummy There's a murder What's the best selling what's the best selling product in this man today? iPhone 6. iPhone, you have some? Brand new, 199 with the activation. Hey, you guys are watching Better Call Saul. Right.

Time to window privacy. So here, yeah, it's kind of like that. So that lens to your, uh, yeah, they're saying like, um, you want to remain under the radar, you come to Keith and AC's. Right. You don't go to Apple. No.

You don't go to Apple, they're gonna look at your shit. Yeah. Go to AC's where you're, where you can, where you can commit. You can see. It is DC, that I'm not correcting on that because I like it better. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Would you buy, let's say your phone craps at, would you buy an iPhone 6 from... Yeah, yeah, why would you not jump back three generations? Or two large, or you rock in the iPhone 6? To go all the way to college, would you get a piece of shit phone? Why would the iPhone 6 is the most current model? Well, I think they're up to 11. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, with a couple iterations within, like, there's 7-S, 7-S. No kidding aside. So, when he, I thought the iPhone 6 was something current when he said that they have iPhones because I was like that you guys have that here Yeah, I thought they were saying they had the most current model. No, they have the cheapest model That's why it's 199 with that They're still expensive though For an iPhone that's pretty cheap man these iPhones are like fucking 1500 bucks. Yeah, that Apple stock is tanking because people are like I can't afford to keep upgrading it's crazy. I can't get the fucking like now I got to go like three generations for two three generations very awful great on a phone

Yeah, it's like you can't spend fucking 15 hundred bucks a year I just got done paying this one off Literally inside of three days. They call me be like, Hey, you're eligible for an upgrade. I'm like, but this phone works. Why the fuck when I want to spend more money? Go to AC and keys. Yeah. Privacy is, uh, sold here. Yeah. You know, the jokes may not be as great as a great.

Yeah. We sell jokes. Those are free. Yeah. Yeah. If you can, if you can get through the jokes, if you can slog through them, then you can get a decent price on a phone. iPhone 6. That was obsolete four years ago.

You think they're new iPhone 6s? You said they're new. I bet you they're old, they're old, they're old, unsold stock. What do you think they get them? Probably they have like liquidators, right? Yeah. Yeah. How much do you think they pay for it? If they're song. Yeah. How much you think they pay for it? I if they're selling for 200, we think they get it for should I ask them? I know they went on 100

hundred and 50% mark. Yeah. I wonder how I wonder how many people buy their phones at Keith and you say they sell real well. No guys. Like you have no like warranty with fucking Keith, do you? Okay, like you have no like warranty with fucking keys to you. No, I doubt it. Yeah, you sincerely doubt it But you're not even you don't even have warranty that they'll be there the next day All right, this is like this is basically the dark web of cell stores right here, right? I like being in the boardwalk. What service do you have been in so long? Verizon? Yeah, how much do you pay a month?

140 bucks? Exactly, we've been in love for three-plate service. Okay, what? What's up, huh? Wow, so if I just go with them, I can save $100 a month. It's like part of that, it's bullshit, too. Because half a part of what that that

cost is was paying the phone on a monthly basis. So I guarantee that it's like it's like it's like get him his phone where it's like, oh wait, I don't have Wi-Fi, I can't make a phone call. Oh, minutes. Yeah, my minutes are data or any of this other shit. Yeah, I can probably have like 10 texts a day or something throttling me that I'm like, I don't want to deal with your shit. I've got it.

I just pay the $100. Yeah, yeah. Only 40? Depending on the flag. You're lucky. I don't know. They do the peak plus. Do you got any phones loaded up with like dark web stuff that are already preloaded

To you and this dark web he clearly doesn't want to give us anything in that regard He doesn't want to talk about the dark web at all. I just want to phone. That's already on it already Like as soon as you hit the safari, but yeah, it's like boom you're on a dark web to do what though? I'm not going to like just go on the dark wee bay or something to see with dark. Dark ebay? Like what are you buying on dark ebay? like no it would bring airs on the prices. Just drink them here by the lot of stuff. Yeah do you guys get a visit from the from the agents, the feds come in and make sure your pain taxes? Yeah, they're on the way. Yeah, man.

So, I'll leave a little bit. What the fuck in surf music in the background? As if it's not loud enough in the place, there's constantly somebody's music going or some other bullshit. Like what the fuck, man, turn that crap off. I mean, they're not worried about your sound. I have clearly. The variations about your sound. I have clearly

decorations about your car. Clearly. To try to create an environment that's conducive the shopping. All right, well, fuck it. Leave people alone stop punching them and telling bad jokes. You stepped in it. That's something sage would say. With better timing likely and she wouldn't hit you. Oh, yeah. Have you seen people get taken out busted? Chinese lady over here? Why are they so happy? They're the Japanese, they're movies and they're excited and they pick something. They go and they look at it. They go, let me see that.

They did it to me. They're coming from Westburn and they're like, oh we can't have this. Is it okay? What was it? It was a big rise there. These guys are doing the raid. They're using him as the arch. They think we're trying to I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say to Keith's rambling there? Like it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, but they don't answer anything. That's what I mean. Like, they're afraid. They're, they're, right now they think they're being set up. Mm hmm. And they say they're like, they don't know us. But they know, they know they free of us have been on TV.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, they definitely knew us because the one guy said he'd seen the show. Yeah, he, he actually that guy wanted a picture with you guys, not me. D.C. Remember that? I guess, I think the questions are scary. Then I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Why this guy's keep asking my legal shit? Are they now, like are they are they now working under cover because they got caught now? They're show got canceled

Or they got busted or something now they're trying to get their time like you know I mean Not down because they're trying to get us in trouble Something weird's going on. Why do they keep asking about a legal shit like my microphones and my lapel Something weird's going on. Why did they keep asking about a legal shit? Like my microphones and my lapel, which I'm speaking into Like Louis the lilac I Let's see if there's anything left that we're gonna get to somebody really cool

I have to admit. I know we go to somebody really good after the These guys to kind of stink But no electronics though, right? They can't be they can't tell you can't sell electronics, right? The trot was what they did. He just said they did. But why? What would be illegal to show it in electronics?

Oh, electronics. So we've tried it what? My friend owns this company called the Compan. They make them here in Long Range. They're portabonds. You take them wherever you want to go. It's just when they swooped in, and with the movie people, where they sell them a tub of illegal movies,

they send the movie people over here. I mean, what? They're scared. They're so gunshot. They're very skittish right now. Something, I think Keith and AC may be into some illegal activity. They're definitely are. They're sweating fucking bullets

Definitely up to something I hope they didn't I don't they take a sign I capsule after this episode. I do keep Shopping again attacked yeah, they're definitely whoa I'm like I can't ask if someone else got in trouble And who's listening that you're ask if someone else got in trouble. All right. And who's listening? That you're shh. What do you want to clean this?

We might be playing it for the feds. That's true. For the feds, maybe listening. We would be the worst undercover people ever. I have a fucking phone. I'm holding up to them to record what they're saying. Yeah, you're already, or the best you hide in plain sight. Yeah, that could be.

Maybe I got a fucking career ahead of me. You could be a narc. I'd love to be a narc tattling on everyone I made it through this the reason you should Now that I've gotten over the hot everybody's in trouble and over the hump everybody's in trouble. Just pull this ladder up behind me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And so they just took all their product and walked off the fence. Oh, they're the rest of the guy. They do it all. People, back in the day, in this flea market and other ones,

they used to come from all the...all that kind of stuff. That's what people used to come to the flea market for. Yep. I gotta say, they have a way of making something that could be interesting, completely not worth listening to at all. Yeah. You know what? They're gifted. I asked you about the mob earlier, off mic.

Yeah. Could Keith and ACB members of the mob and they, they, they, what mob is it? Fucking douchebag mafia. Like, are they like just so like they don't want to talk about it because they don't like if they, because they could get whacked if, uh, you know, the wrong people here, this podcast, I don't know, man, they're positions in the mafia. And I don't see, I need to talk to them about something. I heard you were given information to these podcasts, guys.

You took the fall over. When you accepted this job. You're a rat. You're gonna die like a rat. Those former TV boys, they worked for me. We're like, now you're in trouble, you see. So where's the magazine guy? That's my new text on. I don't feel, I can't take it.

I can't take this bullshit for the magazine guy. They really had, take almost from the moment that you're talking to them. You're like, do you guys suck? Like they're not saying anything good. They're so reserved. I maintain that that DCS and depths that were going to be. Oh, yeah, I think that dude has some skeletons in the closet. Yeah, I think DC would be a good guess to have on not Keith, but

I think DC would be yeah, I think he put Brian Johnson in perspective. Oh, yeah, I think I think I want to hang out. I think DC's got to got some you got that vibe too. Yeah, I think DC's way more interesting than we get here and dangerous. Yeah And a and a Hadea according to his friend he was like I thought that was strange We did just fucking double suck up I guess I shouldn't judge Keith too harsh He's going to come in my mouth. My turn. So about eight years ago we came here to do an episode for our podcast and what we're returning to see how things have changed, which they've changed a lot.

We'll see. Yeah, thank you. The landscape of retailers in the market definitely has flipped over and there's a lot of new faces. Yeah, it's the last time we were here I've been owning the shop for about five years now. Oh, this is the comic story calling what oh We are at the com we're at the guy who took Dennis's place. Hey, he took a new Dennis New Dennis. Yeah, he bought his right? He had some of it. He had some of the, some of the,

by he says that I'm sure. But this is, I like this guy. Yeah, but this is also the perfect example of shoes that are going to be hard to fill. Right. This is like when Tom Brady retires, the guy who probably says to fill. Right. This is like when Tom Brady retires,

the guy who plays as Tom Brady. Yeah. This is like with Dennis. Yeah, but I will say this. This, what's his name again? This guy, I don't know. We'll find out. I think it's Darren.

Darren, he is almost the anti-denist. He lovingly takes care of the store. He's friendly. Not that Dennis was friendly But like he's very warm and open and and he seems to have a very like Open door like inclusive little society going on that he's the head of I like to my light is attitude I like to his I like to his gumption. I like everything about this kid Impressed me. Yeah, and he had a nice clean shop, which was, which is a major step up from the legend that was Dennis. I mean, let's be honest though. I mean, there's not everything could be amazing. I mean, he can't roast him to everything.

Yeah, he definitely had a little problem with the tidying up in his stall. Yeah, this kid did not have that. No. And he had such enthusiasm. That's the other thing. I really liked this guy. Well, he was like 30 years younger than Dennis too. Sure. So.

Yeah, a little bit of sarcasm. He had a little bit of sense of humor too. Yeah. Not much, but there was a pain in it. He was definitely an Array guy. Yeah. Like if you work there, you had a booth there a pints of it. He was definitely an Array guy. Yeah. You know, like if you work there You had a booth there as a kind of guy you might like he'd be a one you might talk to

You might talk to like AC and no I would I would kiss you You'd stay on your side of the of the flea market you wouldn't travel over to their side to talk to them You wouldn't know if I needed some dark web shit It is that's a good point like all the boots around Keith and DC. We're out of business. Yeah. Maybe they maybe the people would just like they alienate them on that. I got one of the booths. Please, I can't stay here all day.

I'd rather just go get another job somewhere else. Yeah, I'll go fuck it up my business. It's target hiring for readers because Yeah, I'll give up my business. It's target hiring for Greeders because My partner and I bought the shop from Jim the the magazine and comic shop and Jim bought it from Dennis who had it for Decades so there was four years I heard yeah a second owner Was it I work? There was a second over after Dennis then. Yes. Dennis sold it? You never got to deal directly with Dennis. I never. I bought

comics from Dennis a couple times, but I didn't directly deal with Dennis. I took it from Jim. Jim was another... Who could have had a fat loan, right? Jim had it about a year. Jim offered to sell it to the stash. Tenus' stock? Denus' stole. And he came in and he... How much? It was crazy amount of money. Really?

Yeah, and I remember Mike being like, hey, that guy wants to sell a stand. What do you think? And I'm like, kidding me? Who the fuck would go run it? I go, we're here all week. You really want to fucking men out playing? That we're going to fucking run a stand and calling it to. No way.

Yeah, you would need another to hire another person. At least it would. I wouldn't want to do it, even though it might sound like, you know, sexy and everything. It just does. It would be a very difficult to pull off hour wise. I might need you to hang out with me in my bedroom tonight and talk about working there on all every weekend over here so I can get hard. And what is your name?

I am Dan. I cut it off. I cut it off as Darren. Partner and I bought the shop from Jim. Oh, wait, we did the, the, when Jim bought it from Dennis, he'd get the whole stock. Jim got all the stock and did you get the stock from Jim? We got the stock for Jim or when Jim bought him Dennis did you get the whole stock? Jim got all the stock and did you get the stock from Jim? We got the stock from Jim. Do you have any Dennis originals around you? Mostly in the dumpster. It would be tough to prove the provenance for any sort of Dennis original. I like this guy. Intelligent, too. I've never heard that word before. Well, he's a, that's like pedigree,

right? Yeah, he's a reader. Yeah, there's a comic book. I'm fucking idiot. You're not. I'm I mean, I never he ever dropped provinance. I've never heard him drop out here. Prove alone. Yeah. Yeah, he, I think I asked him how much he I think we get the number from him. How much he paid? Oh, Joey. Yeah, I'm interested to hear that. Yeah, because I remember it being expensive and I was just like I was like totally like no way would I ever invest that much money in that in that stand. Okay, well, I would never like advocate like going to Kevin be like I think this is a great business opportunity. Yeah. No, you guys ran into that Atlantic City thing right?

They tried to run a satellite store. It was in Atlantic City. There was in some busted out casino. It was like they set up like a market. Yeah, it didn't last long like for a summer. And then it was like wasn't there like black mold in the place or something and they had to shut it down. I was just somebody who contacted Kev and was like, Hey, I'll buy this stock from you guys. We'll open it up up there and then it turned out he wouldn't buy the stock. He would just sell it

and then he would give us a portion of the, uh, I can sign the time. Yeah. And, um, it was, it was a cluster of fuck. You drove all that shit down right? Yeah, I mean get him drove all the way to Atlantic City. He drove all the way to the city. I just wasn't that yeah, like it they tried it it failed within weeks. We brought this stuff back. That would be the extent of it. Why repeat that shit in college? I mean it's closer I guess, but.

I know I'm sure a lot of the 70s magazines that I Yeah, why repeat that shit in college? I mean it's closer I guess but I guess we did a bag and board it So I'm sure a lot of this 70s magazines that I have like you know like vampire tail stuff Right, I'm sure a lot of that was from Dennis But you know his stuff was just laying out in the open. So I don't have anything like one of his price stickers on and or anything I don't know if Dennis is still alive? Yes, he is still alive. Um, he got rid of... That's good to hear.

Yeah, that was heartwarming. Because I really thought the man had perished. Yeah, you mentioned that a few times that day. You thought you thought you'd be the person that died. Yeah, I thought I had heard that he died. Um, I hope this gets back to him, son. I don't think it will, but... Well, he...

Thought you hope he's not dead. No, that he hears this and how much, like, you know, we... Well, Darren said that, cherished him. He'd be willing to sort of get us in touch with him. Yeah, it never happened, though. Well, because we never can take it up. Didn't we get to leave more numbers? He's not a lot of us.

Not that he gave us his number. Well, he followed him on Instagram. So I think that was the way that we can. Oh, is that it? Episode 500. Now you're really risking the, yeah, the risk and weight. But yeah, did smoke a lot. Yeah.

Yeah. Did he smoke in the, like in the auction? smoked in the right in front of the comics, like blowing smoke right in people's faces, not on purpose, but... What do you want? What do you want? He just gets all aggro.

He had more stuff in his garage, I think it was. And he sold all that stuff to one of my friends like a year or two ago. Oh, so okay So recently he's he's been known to a certain person. Yeah, okay. That's great. Yeah, he's still I'm happy to hear that. Yeah, he's still in the area because he's just he's just retired. He's not working He might even have I think he does a job. I think he lives in like the Neptune area. Wow, what do they do for what is he doing? Yeah, another job besides selling magazines. Yeah, which obviously is like a cash cow. I mean, the shock that you exhibited, it's like, of course he fucking did. That's like fine and out Santa Claus isn't real though. Like Santa Claus is a part-time job.

It really is. It's just like you just think that he's just, that's it 24 seven. It's just sell him magazines. It's just sitting on a stool. Smoking. Smoking and sell him magazines. You don't think that like he's working a nine to five. Yeah, you don't want to think of him like that. No.

He's like the Jay-Z of Collins Wood, just fucking pimping. But this is exciting though. Isn't this, we know Dennis is alive like his legend can tell at least he was a month and a half ago. He might have maybe picked up a job after getting sick of this 40 years. I'm getting it. Young man. I'm not.

I bought a cane as you can see. Any chance whatsoever. I know that if you're following in the footsteps of a legend, do you see yourself being anywhere capable of matching Dennis's tenure here at Collins River, like you like maybe even match it or exceed the 40 years What young boy doesn't dream about that Can you imagine just grinding away decade after decade and still have to maintain a second job? I mean that would be awesome But they're being certain. I wonder he smokes so much.

He's slowly trying to fucking commit suicide. Like, if you break that record though, they should retime. Nobody gives a fuck about Dennis. Let alone the person. Nobody here. Did you get a statue to reveal it? Nobody was fucking by. Did you hear that the young Darren, who's now 75,

outlasted Dennis, they're like, who's young Darren? I definitely don't know who Dennis is. There's one guy who gives a shit about all this, he's sitting right there. I would have to live a good long life. Well, how old are you? I look like you about 35. Right, good, I'm 37.

Okay. Good guess, so I could guess 35. Right. Good. I'm 37. Okay. Good guess. Hello. I'm so proud. So proud. I do it my own life. I do it if I'm home alone. Somebody on TV says 37.

Yeah. That's a strange. Did you think he was 37 or young? No, I thought he was in his 20s. I thought he was in late 20s. I thought he was like 29, 30s. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, do you haves. I thought it was in 20s. I thought it was like 29 30s. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, do you have your work in paper before you look young to me? 140 years. I mean, you'd still be, you know, and with with science today, I mean, 77. You can still have three years to live after you

each other. Yeah, and I don't smoke. So I got a shot at it. Would it be something you'd shoot for? Yeah, this is being't smoke so I got a shot at it would it be something you shoot for yeah, this is being here so much fun Okay Now Yeah spoiler alert It's not long before we find out it's not the thrilling Claims right there like he starts getting a little bit more real And he's only been doing this for a couple of years. There's no way this guy lasts in 40 more, like no way. But I'm telling you, I think he sincerely likes that.

Oh, I think he does. It's like any job, like no matter what your job is, you're going to find fault with him being honest as a pain in the ass and this isn't knowing. But he has that mentality though that like you have that like your mentality. Yeah, good enough. Yeah, like to be to be genuinely enjoys being around this stuff. You need to find that in any in any walk of life. If you could just convince yourself that this is enough, you will be happier than you were before you convinced yourself. Yeah. Right. So it's all about deluding yourself into like, if I don't buy into this

little bullshit, I'm going to kill myself. That's so frustrating for the many things. I'm losing my goddamn mind. Just give in, just submit. It stinks because I have no social life on the weekends. I can't go to concerts or comic conventions or anything. Well, this is the clothes at like two, three? No, clothes is at six. Oh, clothes are at six, okay. And if I don't get here at dawn,

I've missed out on good deals outside. It does sound really fun. That was troubling to me. That was kind of a mess where it's like he's got to get out there and comb and get good deals and stuff like that. Yeah, that's that OCD shit. Yeah, that was the only red flag I got from my friend here. And now I go to concerts with my daughter.

That shit starts at like nine o'clock 930 my god. I'm gonna see Wu Tang on fucking Saturday. They don't like fucking doors are at 730 I know they're not gonna say it's 11 fucking 45 at night. Yeah, I gotta sit through all the acts that you're like don't care Oh, with the Wu Tang there are no other acts. Oh, you just wait a show up at 730. You just fucking stand there until they decide to take the stage You know why you fucking love him for Yeah, but Darren I think is not being very honest though when he says I can't go to concerts because he gets off at six Well, he's worked a long day man. He's tired. You know what I mean? You know, if I'm gonna go for work and then go see Fleetwood Mac or where I was playing at the local uh

Well, yeah, he just says like he's there at dawn. Yeah. Yeah But the real depressing stuff comes with the girlfriend that that's where I start to feel bad for him yeah but just when you think not seeing concerts is a flow point yeah he doesn't deserve that fate right so what do you saw more of the uh the music or the toys or the comics? CDs and toys have been the majority of what we sell now. For big ticket items, it's going to be comics. I don't know if anybody really wants the buy of $400 CD or record from me, whereas like you know...

Do you have a $400 record on the shelf for you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the shelf for you? No, no, okay. So I've got a couple of $400 comics. This is what it was. That was a lot of quickly reprised. You know, like I had like a first appearance of Swamp Thing. Someone's actually gonna buy that. Oh sir, mystery? Yes.

Like you too? Yeah. So it has a secret. These fucking peacocks. What makes you know what? You're right, but like that's just the alpha dog. You know, okay, I know. Yeah, you may be a good dude

Darin, but still I mean I work in comics to retail. I want I don't want you to remember that I mean you could tell he did by the way he rolled over and showed his underbelly I got like a little bitch Because he was a little kind of the same thing. He's like I don't have a foreigner or album on the wall I'm like okay. Oh, I didn't think that. I thought-rel or album on the wall. I'm like, okay. Oh, I didn't think that. I thought he was just, yeah, not at all. I thought he was just saying like, nobody's gonna...

You guys are retarded. Nobody will pay 400. We're always condescending. His pheromones. Yeah, yeah. Walk out of whiff or something. He didn't care for it. He had a good shot, he, that's right. I mean, we really didn't set the stage.

He sells comics. He sells a lot of old toys, man, like cool old fucking Transformers and like every, old just open box, reach in, find the one that you had as a child, pay through box for it and like you're happy again. And a lot of CDs and albums. Yeah, he's a really heavy metal He was playing the old clad 80s heavy metal right? He's playing some Aussie. Yeah, he was and and This is another bit of trivia. He's shop is located where the slot cars were from making a two That's right those were torn out and Darren was installed. Yeah, he said that they're down the street. I would have been like, they're worth relocating,

but I guess so. He said they were. Again, one of those things, I'm like, who gives a fuck, but people do? And it's probably very hard to fight another slot car place if you're in the slot car racing. Slot car racing is like those curly fucking phone things. It's just like, you may want to like utilize it,

you just don't know where the fuck to do it. And then hit see that, that was him being like, okay, you knew it was that house of secrets 92, but I know it was Bernie Wright's in this. Okay, fucking novice, everybody knows he's Bernie right to know. Okay, fucking novice everybody knows this Bernie right to. Yeah, even that asshole knows this Bernie right to. I'm like, yeah, even I know that. Yeah, that's like, you know, like the rest of you. You have this when you're in the same ring. Yeah, you know what?

Fuck him because he has the comic in front of him every day. You pull that from memory. That's right. Yeah, well, doesn't have that comic in front of him every day. Do you have that here? We don't have it here. That's a pretty pricey issue. It was a shame your wife wasn't there to watch a spank him.

Yeah. I will play this for one of the few episodes. One of the snippets I ever play for. I'll be like, check out your man. So you're not, yeah. He's just start on buttoning your shirt in. That's my voice right there. Yeah. Yeah. He was like, come in there to silk, really. man. So you're not yeah he's just not on buttoning your shirt. That's my voice right there.

Come in in a silk road like that's just like scurrying his balls at so short. I'm hearing it on you motherfucker right there. Bernie right to the end on the back. Yeah he's like I fucked him and now I'm gonna fuck you because I'm walking fucking flat. And this is how I do. What are you talking about? He's not the bear. The bear makes. And that's stuff just walked into the shop. So how long you've been now at this comic crypto calling? Four years, four, four and a half years now. We've been back here in the slot car section for about six months now.

So, what's the best thing about this? Cromic crypto calling like four years the four four and a half years now we've been back here in the slot car section For about six months now, but you were when you first started that you were in We were in the middle we were in Dennis's old spot, which did you go there now? There's no mattresses Out of there I could yeah, I couldn't yell it's been so long. I got to recognize it where Dennis used to for 40 years Yeah, do you think those mattresses were the ones that Dennis fucked all the girls? Yeah. I'm breaking up talking about it. 40 years of the man sold comics and in that spot. I mean, so you only got 36 more years put in here to match. Exactly.

You only got 36 more years put in here to match. Exactly. Only you know as long as you've been alive. That's all you have to do. Here, here. 36 years, how old do you be, Kew? Jesus Christ, 70, 77. Can you imagine if I text you or if texting still around or I just like, I just, I just send him some kind of brain with, and I'd be like, uh, Darren just,

a clipsed Dennis. Would you be excited? I'd be like, we gotta get down. Make it a, make gotta get down there. Making eight, making eight ten here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We're not tired of it yet, are they? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember when I was special. And everybody loved me. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's fantastic. Yeah. Also, I was just thinking, we're making a four. Yeah. That's a fantastic thing to make an aim for. It's going to be so special. Oh, you're all favorites, Darin! The new pickle lady.

He's an ace. A season gel, but key. Skiing in from prison. A.C. I can't answer that. Skiing in on his iPhone 6. Hey, got us for a little further. Oh. We should have a banner up for Dennis outside.

Like, you know, like, you know, how you raise the... Like they hang a trailer or something. Yeah, I mean, I mean... They would just hang, they would hang like an old bent up, like, hustler magazine. Like, I'm raster. You know what I mean? You would be... To get a statue of Dennis made and donated and have it like, onsite.

You know what, we've got to have a fundraiser. We could do this. Five K or less, I'd K or less. But the pickle lady maybe deserves a statue where she's been here longer. Well, that lady hasn't. She's still been here two years. Does it's new pickle people? We have Dennis holding a pickle. New pickle people came in a tent. Yeah. Well, Ben magazine on one hand and a pickle on the other hand. How much could that cost? That's practically heresy, man. The statue of the pickle lady versus Dennis. Nobody's going to argue for that. I was going to argue for Dennis either.

The cutest. I thought it was a great idea. I thought if we could just do a fucking go fund me and get the statue in place, I think it would be amazing. Why not celebrate? Are there still guys who will do like in marble? They'll like sure. I bet you there's guys that will listen to the show that could do it. I statue talking about life size statue. Not a life size statue, but what about just a bust? Bust of Dennis. Yeah. Doesn't you have to look like him? Well, what the fuck's the point? Well, just buy any old bust and just put his name on like that, Batman.

Is a Shakespeare? In memory of Dennis comes to this and he's like, what's this supposed to mean? Just sitting outside by the door on the ground. Just sitting outside by the door on the ground. But I guarantee you there's something to get done. That's a price tag on it. Who listens? They could probably get this done. Yeah.

If somebody could even get us the pricing on it. Yeah. It would help. Yeah, because I'm like, I don't know like 5K. But I have no idea. It might be 10,000. Yeah. You know who would know is Kevin. Why?

Because he got a big statue done not life size, but a pretty decent sized bronze statue. Now, but we also would need permission from the owners of Colling's or the put it on their land. Yeah, we would. Yeah, we could probably investigate that before we invest in the booth. Oh, yeah. Like an eternal flame. And people could come by like a reflecting fool and shit. Like just think of shit.

Like, you know, so they could tag this. I think their thoughts immediately. Like a dick would be drawn on Dennis' cheek. Yeah. We get some astro turf, right? We got a kitty pole, put the statue in the middle of it, so it's like a pond, put some fake glue, and then put silk curtains that you've got to go in,

and then play some light like Cintar music. Yeah, I like it. A couple of bean bags. People get hang out if they want. Yeah, put a donation box. You could smoke if you want, because Dennis is so into smoking. You know, Keith, we break it into that donation box. You could smoke if you want. This is someone to smoke. And you'll Keith be breaking into that donation box. It would be empty every night. Yeah. Thousands.

Why not? Why doesn't a why doesn't the common man my dentist get that treatment? He should. I don't disagree with that. I mean, these people should be celebrated for their accomplishments. It's kind of like, I mean, I don't know what they would do, but the owners, like a 40 year tenant leaves, I wonder if did they have like a cake for him or something? Like, did they do anything or was it like, right, see you later.

It sounds like it. And immediately he's like, he's hardly out the door and there's a bunch of fucking mattresses with bedbugs and shit all over him in his spot. They're like, this is quarantine now. This is, we call this the shit booth. This is the best tent. This is the best tent.

This is the best tent. This is the best tent. This is the best tent. This is the best tent. This is the best tent. This is the best tent. Can I go but no? Can I go but no?

You can't go back in. You can't go back in. You can't go back in. You can't go back in. you can't go back in. Need a shot if you want to go over there. And what is it? I gotta sign this. You gotta sign this. You know, waiver, what's it like to work somewhere for 40 years? It's 20.

Mm-hmm. But I feel like if you don't go in for the day, you're not like, oh, feels weird. I'm not at the store. I'm sure you're rejoicing. I don't think I'm gonna make the store. I'm sure you're rejoicing. I don't think I'm gonna make 40 but I would like to I would like to but I why? Why? Why would you like to? You want to be here when you're 71 years old?

What else am I gonna be doing now? I can't like any number of things. Mm-hmm. Any number of things. Go to Penar Bread man hang out. There's a bunch of old guys that like to fucking. I see them in the house about politics and shit. Yeah, you see I would like to just sit in a booth next to them. I like to keep my mind active. Like going to work keeps it active. I agree. I think when men stop working, I think something happens to them. It's a climb. Yeah, it's a stark-grown vaguette.

It's just like, get your period yet. Now that you're retired. Yeah, that happens a lot. Right, people want to retire. And then they'd look, they're like, I don't know what the fuck to do. I never had this much free time. That's why I'm going to be awesome at retirement. That's true.

How has the internet affected the sales of the free market? Oh business is booming. What does you know? What kind of question is that? You're twisted to blame because he fucking tried to show you up about the house of mystery shit. Well you know it's a question that must be asked if you're doing a documentary about flea markets. The internet, ebay, I didn't think we were trying to trick him too. But the internet and ebay has killed the need for the flea market. The modern day flea market is obsolete because of ebay. People run immediately to list it rather than try to sell it over the course of like week and after weekend, but like a sell immediately if it over the course of like weekend after weekend, but I can sell it immediately if it's hot, or if you really want it, or I could try to

trudge it out and you have it get wet, have it get sunfaded, well it sits on my table outside in the elements, like turn it from a hundred dollar piece to a twenty-five dollar piece because I couldn't sell it quick enough. Right. The internet, it just is killing it, It's killing comic book stores, brick and mortar, and I'm sure it's killing the flea market as well. It's got to be. Sorry, that like that. A dose of reality was a little bit too much for you and fucking. Not for me, for him. From being down here, we're like, not cool, right? I still follow them on Instagram. So I want to give everybody, it's on Instagram calling wood comics.

That's Darren's. That's Darren's. That's Darren's. You can follow. You can see the stock, everything we're talking about. And if you're a single 13%er. Yeah, that won't be coming. That should be very, very soon.

Yeah, let's let yeah, like bend over. Show me some pictures of your butthole and stuff. Oh, you know, no, that's not that they don't like that. No, okay. All right, one day. Don't know how Darren wants to see that shit. Why wouldn't he? See, young man.

That's lonely. Man, I would like to think the brotherhood isn't, you know, that it's talking Aryan shit. No, I don't like the couple of clerks. Oh, okay. Don't like buttholes. Oh, yeah, these are pictures of this. I like that picture. This picture Darren on there, you can check him out. Oh, okay. Don't like the holes. Oh, yeah, guys, don't like it.

Picture the picture. This is Darren on there. You can check him out. There you go. Yeah. How is the internet affected the sales of the free market? It's heard it. I'm not going to make a 36 years.

I'll take that much. That's a dose of reality. I guess you're right. I should have been more upbeat and celebratory than bringing in that fucking cold bucket of water realism, right? Yeah, I mean, he knows the reality. You're just reminding him of the reality. He's that.

He didn't appear shocked. Who needs an asshole like me fucking coming in on a Saturday fuck us otherwise we don't got a show Yeah, if it was all sunshine and shit and you're like don't worry Darren like probably this internet thing will pass and people will come to the auction again Not just a bit that you have to Almost everyone in here Has at least one other gig in addition to the flea market like you have to know you have to either work another job or sell a bunch of stuff online like you can't just make it there was a time when you

could just have the flea market could be your only job yeah the internet is going to take it and so you have to get a second job that sucks so he says host weren't worse than me why because he's selling shit oh, it's weren't it worst enemy? Why? Because he's selling shit online. No, it's like worst. And it's the way you fucking survive, man, you scramble. Wouldn't it be so much, I mean, unless you really like it, why wouldn't you just sell everything online? Like, wouldn't you? Why? Like, I would much rather have an eBay store from my house, where I'd never had to go to go like I could go to concerts and shit

like his old school well we're gonna hear a few things coming up do you sell on eBay as well you have to yeah it's no fun it sounds to me like having the first job sucks little on the second job. I don't want two jobs. My theory is if you get enough small, just bad job, you have like one decent job. Yeah, and it's pretty good.

I'm trying to get to that. Yeah, but at least like also if you're doing your internet stuff, you don't have somebody lording over you know boss, you're like you're doing it on your own, right? That's me trying to get in there being like, everybody telling you what to do. I hadn't fucking defied a authority in a little bit, so I had to bring it up to him. That would be the worst, is he you don't have a boss and you don't have a boss.

Oh, I have bosses. Well, not bosses that are like, your bosses are not the same as fucking like somebody fucking sends a Facebook message and your fucking boss is like, Mother fucker! Lodano just called me! That's a boss. I haven't had that many, many years.

Right, it's nice, right? Yeah, I really feel like the boss. I see, I think since I was like 24 at the Sun Company, I haven't had a boss like that. Yeah. Because the fight apartment was not like that, you know what I mean? You just did your thing. And then from that to the TV show, so I've been pretty lucky overall. Signed chapel is hard though. I remember, I remember.

I was a rough one. Not loving it. New. That was rough. He was old draining. He would look, because you were the log everything that every phone call you made of a cold call, and he would look throughout the day to see how many you made and like fucking if you didn't make enough, you'd hear about it.

You can very much. I can't even imagine. There was a moment in your life where you had to care about that shit. I had to pretend. Yeah. I had to pretend there else she would have impist to me. What a dark time in your life. No, I'm talking about my fucking girl at the time. Yeah, you were so depressed. I don't like think about it, man. If you'd fucking off to yourself or something, it was close at times. Yeah. That was rough, rough time. time. Yeah, that was rough rough time. But it was the only beacon of light if you can believe it. Imagine that. So all I had still sometimes. Oh, he's here shining. Not brightly, maybe. I'm not complaining. I'm very happy with my life.

How many people have to pick up kiss figures before you're like, fucking, I'm writing a sign to not pick up these kiss figures anymore? Like, why is it specifically for the kiss figures? Were people picking them up over and over? People were picking them up. The figure and the bubble are really heavy on that card. Oh, is that the other one? Pick it up by the card?

Yeah, they're in the Farlands set. So with the way they're picking it up, I knew that they were gonna fall off. And the other thing that I've learned is no one picks up things if they're actually gonna buy it. People that pick up things are the people who don't buy it. They just have to, like, they just pick it up, they look at it, they register, yeah,

this is a kiss figure, they put it back down. Sometimes they tell me they had it when they were a kid. They're never the ones who buy it. And I'm starting to get like more and more of a hair trigger temperer the longer that I think here. So it doesn't make it. Now we speak in my language. I don't think his hair trigger temper is the same as your hair trigger temper. So you mean, say you mean he didn't destroy a file box today because he couldn't find something he was looking for. No. Did you find that if he destroyed the box? Yeah, it was on the box.

That was sad to hear though. He's jaded. Already, well that's what I said. Now he's really getting real. Which is like, yeah. This hard not to become jaded. Like when people come in. People are fucking annoying. People are so annoying and they don't think they jaded like when people come people are fucking annoying People are so annoying and they don't think they're not like parents that come in with their kids who just like run rough Shot and they're fucking grab and comics and bend and shit up because you don't have to sell that later No, it's like how about you let a bunch of kids come into your house and manhandle your fucking possession just stupid assholes Kids just stupid assholes. You know, fucking kids.

I got every time you hear that, that, that same story that they had it when they're a kid. And that's it. It used to interest me, but I've already got injected enough where it's now where like I'm like, okay, cool. Do you want it as an adult? Then fuck off. Yeah, I try not to curse it though. If I stay for 40 years, I'm dead Wow, that's a good joke

Told you I said you were he's a good guy. He's a riot. I mean the bar so far was like you just stepped in it Anything beyond that You had any I mean after I was shenanigans in here. You bring a little lady in here Be like check out my mark this is a comic shop ladies don't want to come into 2018 man, they got like those four-norm glasses and the purple hair. They love that. Yeah, what do you know? You only work here look around you But one girl is working on our camera Yeah, ladies are welcome to come here for shenanigans.

But it's the same place as what you said. You hear that, girls? He's down to clown. He's DTF. This is Darren. Bring your horned room glasses in your purple hair. Yeah. That's, you know, you know who we're talking to. You know who you are. Yeah, you know who you are.

I just get down there and fucking shut down your butt hole. It's a real though. Say it. Yeah. Yeah, this next part you are. I just get down there and fucking show down your buckle. Real though say it. Yeah Yeah, this next part coming up I remember I don't want to die alone wall No one will save me Yes, yeah Not with Dennis. We heard differently Yeah, we heard Dennis just laid pussy left and right We heard Dennis just laid pussy left and right. Well, that's what we heard.

Yeah, we heard it from you, but now it's with that first woman, Linda said. She said that he was handsome. She said that. Remember, she said that she thought he was handsome and the women and some women they had across Shalom. He had to fucking. I hope that was somebody. Was he married guy, do you know?

I don't know. It's I would like to think so. I had to fucking hooked up with somebody. Was he married guy, do you know? I don't know. I would like to think so. Mm-hmm. I would like to think he was like, you know, beloved at home as well as at work. What have you found out like he was a rummy and was like on the brink of losing his house?

Ah, I want to hear that. I would only, I would want to hear that. Would you try to help him at all? Okay, so enough said. So, you know, but all his magazines got fucked up. So, right, they were so high as I could say. You got to say it, other good joke. It's good, man.

He's solid, man. He's solid. You want to say, I don't want to say, though, that not disrespect the dentist, but there's one thing you have to improve because it's definitely the selection and the presentation. The presentation, yeah. So pretty much everything that makes it a business. So much shop, so right there, I mean, it's how do you improve on a legend? Well, you did.

It's a very nice shop and it's very, very impressive. Thank you. That's probably my partner. The reason that it looks okay. I buy all this stuff and then it kind of just ends up like this. And then he yells at me. He gives me like a stern talking too. It's not a yell, but he gives me a stern talking too. It's never, it's not a yell, but he gives me, he gives me a stern talking too that he's disappointed in how cluttered it is and then I own a clutter and then I reclutter it.

It's like you were the kiss figures. Yeah. You start to lose a little patient. I'm gonna step by step. Yeah. Have you ever been in a Jameson Bob Secret Service? Yes. What is your opinion on that store?

It's a cool store. Cool store. I'm sure I remember the last thing I've bought there. It might have been a shirt. Might have bought a Jamesonung bus secret stash shirt competition That was for friends Competition is over

That's what I'm like Where did walk go? You're the most competitive person I know in real life You and Sage probably. Like literally fucking piss all over him with the party, right? It's always that is that. Is that none left to prove?

Is that it? You're like, there is no competence. Yeah, like when we're time Brady beats in a hole and he doesn't fucking like trash talk, he treats him with respect and he shakes his hands like good game. Okay. It's good as my game, but.

But that's implied and understood. Yeah. So you just be playing, you be a good sportsman. You don't wanna be like good game. It's good as my game, but. But that's implied and understood. Yeah. So you just be playing, you be a good sportsman. You don't want to be like an asshole. You want to always be like. I thought people like that in sports, though, the trash talkers, like the Barclays. But you still got to honor and respect your opponent, though.

If you don't, then you really, you're really unlikeable, then nobody wants to like no one wants to see somebody showboat like when you're up unlikable then. Nobody wants to like no one wants to see somebody showboat like when you're up 45 to nothing. That's disrespectful and nobody likes that. I was disappointed. I really thought you'd be like, yo Darren, how's my ass taste? Oh, you're saying that they this guy should compare to Jason. Yes, they're not through Mimana County for more than one

comfortable store. Yeah, I think I think it's good having more than one store. Now he's scared. He's on the ropes. Please don't run me out of business, Mr. Flanagan. I give you 10% of every self. You want these kiss figures or yours? Pick up a poll you want. I think it kind of, it gives the collector something to do. They can make a day of it. Oh, I'm going to go to these two, three, or four shores.

Like a family, somebody selling comics in the freehold mall again now. I've heard that from two different people now that there's people selling comics in the freehold mall. And I think that's great, because then it's going to get cut for some of them. No, but then someone's going sound commissing the free home on I think that's great is that it's gonna get cut for some of us no but then someone's gonna buy commissing the free home all and then they're like oh well now I collect comics I heard there's Jane Simon Bob think I'd go there I heard I got to go to college would you know we're college yeah you do

anticipate eventual backlash against say a big name straight white male owns rich white male owns complex stuff versus a little man. Yeah probably should. I mean it's called Walmart. Yeah. It's like a bourgeoisie or comics and other. And if it makes you feel any better the guys that work there, they're women repellent too so no chicks going there.

Do you have a girlfriend or wife? Oh no. No. That's the part that makes you sad, right? Well, it's good that it started to get sad. Yeah, right now, as he starts to tell a little bit about the personal life and the sacrifices that are made to... Toll.

Toll. That's a good choice of words. I have, though. I don't want to get that. You wanted to make sure he got that in there. Thank you. But yeah, we're not just gay. He's like, I've had human contact.

I'm 37 years old. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to never ask anybody that question. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why. I guess that's this bit for me too personal to estimate the, if they are in a relationship right now. It would have been. They are. I don't know.

Yeah, just to me, that's like that's like crossing. That's for me personally. I would say it is overall, but yeah, I just I don't think I would ever ask anybody that. That is nothing compared to the should have asked people. Oh, yeah, I know it's not, but I mean, yeah, I just wouldn't ever ask anybody that because because you couldn't get an answer like this. Well, that's what it is. It's like I'm just so sad all the time.

This is why we are the premier of this course. Investigative podcast because we're a team. We ask the hard questions. We will we will cover each other's blind spots. And the bottom of this. I don't look at you. Yeah, no, no got laid in the version. Yeah, no, no, I just met currently.

You're not dense, but... It has the business come between any relationships because I know it's... I want some strife in my own. Like I've been so consumed with comics and toys that any of my wife is like, come on. Yeah, I'm off with the comics. I was... Is that so? That's true.

When did this happen early on our relationships? Just like you love comics more than me You're point being Comics were there before her Wait, this is not when you worked here though. This is my first bet. So like, she's like, I think you like, I remember it was on the first date. So I had to prove that, no, I don't love comics more than that. And you did? You cut back, I remember, because you were saving money and shit.

So, you know, to show that like, you know, I wasn't a lunatic. I, you know, wasn't a lunatic. I you know I showed it I could cut back. Cut out something I love. Yeah. That's a very bestest something I'm like, yo call me Papa, yeah what are you and baby? That's fucking that's it. 51 I ain't gonna change.

I heard a fed she like she caught me saying one time. I was like I haven't read that book and over 100 issues. So I like I bought like I spent like 600 dollars. That's true. You were like a complete assumption. Yeah. So she was like trying to put me on the spot. I was like, she's like, she's never read that. So you spend how much on them and you haven't written,

are you ever gonna read them? You stepped in it. I just stepped in it. Ah. Yeah, it's like, like as she's saying it, you're like, she's right. Yeah. Reasonably and rationally, she's totally raised. she's saying it you're like she's right. Yeah, reasonably and rationally she's totally raised no one said this to you. Yeah, and like you examine your behavior.

Yeah, like fuck. Yeah, like wouldn't you rather have a house, you know, your own place like more than books of magic. So serious you never read or Sam Ann mystery theater. Sounds like a fucking intervention. I was like, I would like my own place and my own house more than... Because then I'd have somewhere to put on my house of mysteries. We're going.

And she showed me there my ways. Yeah. And I appreciate that I needed her at that point in my life. You know, so wouldn't you rather drive? Don't you think you should get your license now? Then worrying about if the Hulk can beat Thor? Everyone knows he can't hold it. You're like, it's in. Yeah, I think they almost can call it quits after that. They're the Hulk beat Thor. I'm going to blame my lack of romantic success on the fact that I'm here every weekend. I can't be out there meeting people at the bar.

You know, like, there you go. That's what normal people do. Is it though? Well, come on man, that's a cry for, not cry for help, but like he's saying he's gonna blame, he's gonna use something else to blame it on. He needs that to make himself feel a little bit better. Well, this is why.

Well, what do you think the reason is? I think you just maybe, you got no game. No, he just maybe seem like maybe not as outwardly. It is an outward personality. He's too introverted. Yeah, he may just be, you know, that may be harder for people

who are very introverted to meet people. So he's got no game. I don't know. I don't know if he has game or not. I wouldn't know. I mean, I think you seem to have game of cue. I think we gotta get this guy hooked up with someone. No reason not to.

But then again, though, it's like, you know, we met a directing 13% or two, but he's like, I'm here all the time. I have this other job. I've got no time for anything. So like, why would a girl like me need someone like to come in and be like, oh, you can manage your time. There's time for time. Man, Debbie never said there wasn't time for comics mm-hmm there's just not enough time for this many

comics she's like you guys got it but you got a budget your poultry um embarrassingly low income mm-hmm and you know not to spend this much on comics and get a license. And it was a lot of the time. It was like 50 bucks a week, I remember. Yeah. It was a lot of it. It was like 75 bucks a week. Yeah. I'm not kidding. Like 75 bucks a week is a year each center.

I remember those days. Yeah. And there's no like, and there's no like plan. Like I'm going, well, this is what I'm going to do. It was like, there was no plan. It's like, all right, say five bucks for rest of my life. I guess That's my fucking that's my outlook today I just made people to free my kid maybe maybe we should maybe we should get them all

Make a statue Get them hooked up with with the listener. Maybe there's some locals. I mean, a guy with his own business. Yeah. I mean. Q, would you... We talked about this with Get him. Would you be his wingman?

One night, go out to a bar. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I would. Nothing would make him feel worse, right? Oh my God. Yeah. He's getting as many attention as he gets

at the auction, zero if you're there. No. Zero. No, we would be doing it. The only person talking to him is me being like, wow, he's hogging up all the girls, how dare you? No, we would have to, we would have to make an event, like a speed dating with Darren, time, time.

Hey, that's not a bad idea. That's not a bad idea. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, let Darren have his selection of the ladies. That'll fucking play well these days. But you know, it does though. For all everybody's fucking feminist bullshit and fucking, don't shame this one. Don't shame that one.

All we have are shows like the bachelor where it's a dude picking amongst a sea of women. Or like, hey, can you, can you see this oddity? This big fucking 600 pound fatso? Isn't this a disgrace? But they disguise it as a TV show that they're helping them, but it's not. It's a modern day freak show, right? Modern day freak show.

A bunch of fucking hypocrites. What's a good news? What's a good news? What, with Darren? Yeah, it wasn't doing anything with Darren. No. That was just so annoying. No, no, no.

That was my long. Yeah. Yeah. Call the police. I don't know. I'm not gonna get off my lawn. Yeah. Yeah. Call the police. I just went on hour without mentioning those things. I had to mention. What's going on? Let's get back to the important things.

Oh, no, okay, no, because it's a Darren selecting his woman of choice. But yeah, should we do that? A speed dating with Darren? I should throw an event one night. I don't tell us about what we would have. Local bar, would you go to the bar? No. Do you want to go to a bar? A regular bar.

Yeah. Not a strip club, just a bar. No, I know what I know the difference between a bar and strip club. Okay, do you? You're just gonna only drink one of them. Yeah, really. No bars for you, huh? No bars. But you go to places with bars. You're fucking constantly an apple. Please, they have a bar. I think you need to do without you. Yeah. Yes, there's

a And Craigslist doesn't have the prostitutes on there anymore, so it's gonna be dry spell. I mean, how's the entrepreneur? I mean, I just like up on a lot of people out there today. Nice guy. And knowledgeable. It sounds like we want to suck his dick, Jesus. Was he standing there?

We just built it. I don't know what the fuck I would do if like strangers came in and just started like beginning me up and shit, you know, they're like, no, you can do it You can get a girlfriend like can I you think? I mean, I've had one in the past. You know that right? What a great world we live in of that everybody comes in and says that to you. I love it. I'm just not sure how it would react to it You know, it'd be awesome if every day some strangers came in and just were like you're awesome. You're fucking catch. You're a handsome mother fucker Yeah, even once would be nice You said that when I asked for any of this

Sounds great What's the worst that could happen? I'm married. I'm actually going to have the business. We've actually got a listener married. Oh, yeah. A couple. That's awful. Did you get invited to the wedding? We actually threw the wedding in the stash

or one listener. His name is Gator. I like how the one wedding you offer up is a wedding that was not real. Right. But there has been real weddings. A couple, yeah. There haven't a couple.

Big from listeners who met because of Tom Steve Dave. And episode 400, we should mention that. That like there's been pure bliss for couples because only because they listen to this podcast. No people who met on this podcast and subsequently got married have ever gotten divorced. The 100% success rate if you meet through Tellum's Steve Dave. No one else can say that. I don't think. You made that claim. The Catholic Church, yeah.

Nope. Definitely not. We'll better remember the Catholic Church. But I wonder if those people who got married who met each other through Tellum's Steve Dave. I wonder how often they think to themselves. Like, if I didn't listen to this podcast, I wouldn't be with the person of my dreams. That's Mavish. I know, fuck a married Beth is like in that.

Or better be. You hear that? Who's the man of your dreams? You hear that? Who's the man of your dreams? I'm gonna say it. Say my name. I forgot about that. And I know that there was two listeners who met really nice people who got married and it's a fairy tale.

That's awesome. Made of these two guys. That's why he says fairy tale. That's so awesome. Having zero idea if he's gay or not. You don't care. Not really. No regard for anybody else. I'm almost like, that one doesn't matter.

Yeah, he doesn't. Oh, he was there. A place this old school touched by technology, you know, like internet's fucking them up. There's some stuff you probably can't get on the internet or it's just easier to come here, but Like a place like this like this. I think a real salon There is a salon there. Oh shit. Holy I told I left the comic shop. I guess we left the comic shop by that point. Oh, I got a piss. We left the comic shop.

Yeah, he too. I've placed this old school touched by technology, you know, like internet's fucking them up. There's some stuff you probably can't get on the internet or which is easier to come here, but like a place like this, like this, I think a real salon. Sure. That's not like your sold I think a real salon. Sure. Does that like your soul down my real salon claim?

Yeah, I don't, I don't even remember what it looks like. I have no recollection of the, of a, yeah, there are some ladies getting their hair done and shit. Yeah, I don't remember that at all. And why do you call it? Well, they black? Yeah, yeah, it was like, like black style. Like, right, the hairdresser's a black, the two customers. Well, the photos on the wall.

Yeah, yeah, African American salon. Like black style like the hairdressers of black the two custom African-American salon Usually it's by the train tracks and you're making ten bucks. We're paying ten bucks. Yeah. I'm paying it to ten dollars to give me a facial. He's like, do it for free. I'm like, no, no, no. I want to be a huck.

I insist. I think I might be gay. I constantly talk about gay stuff. But who's that? Yeah. I don't know. Why am I talking about getting facials in shit? It's a disgrace, right?

Well, it is funny because like my mind wouldn't think about giving or getting facials down by the train track. I'm not complaining. I'm right there. These things aren't cheap. Magic eraser. Magic eraser. It's like, I mean, a magic eraser if you're cleaning your house and shit.

It takes all kinds of marks off. Like sharp? Yeah, it's just like this weird. So this before, I can't believe Mike and Ming must not know that they sell kneeling pads, otherwise they'd be sold out. Not for me. Not for me. You know't like it, huh? Yeah.

I thought I was right up your alley from your earlier jokes. You don't want to apologize now? It's like, no, I'm celebrating myself. No. We've arrived at the foam place. Yeah. Which is definitely a highlight of this episode I feel. We never hit the foam place before.

Two other trips, right? Yeah, which is weird because they are a long, long time resident of the Collingswood Flame Market. And for some reason, we just never met her way over there. But it's a bunch of fucking foam. So you look at it and you're like, how great could it be? Right. And it's just all foam remnants. There is so many different shapes of foam. And it's not just that booth and the stuff stack next to remnants. There is so many different shapes of foam. And it's not just that booth and the stuff stacked next to it, they had two other booths rented and filled with foam. It's giant blocks of foam.

It looks like they could cover the earth twice over with foam if they wanted to. There's that much foam in these packed in there. And while it definitely was neat and orderly, it's just foam stacked on top of foam, not wrapped in plastic, it's just foam. Yeah. You know, there's no dust blanket on it.

There's just joy that blocks the foam. It's exciting. That was a pretty good time. Okay. Are you up for a brief interview for a podcast about the foam industry? I don't know if I'm the right person to talk to. You probably want to catch my husband. Do you know anything about foam?

Not too much. I know how to cut it. Where does it all come from? That's what I'm curious about. Everything is right in New Jersey that we get. But like is it from like a furniture place that doesn't need it? Or... It's actually, it's a foam warehouse.

They get big giant buns and they slice it up however you need. What is foam? I don't know if I got a good answer. Yeah, I don't think we did. It's like, you know, it's obviously fucking man-made, but... Well, what is it? I don't know. She was obviously fucking man-made, but... Well, what is it? But I don't know. She was like, it's kind of like plastic or rubber or something.

This is another... We could find nothing we could play about with this woman. She was pleasant. She was very... Very... Lovely, lovely human. Informative as she possibly could. She had a sense of humor and she gave us more than enough time than we would deserve. Accommodating, knowing like, they're just asking questions about foam. They're gonna buy any.

Yes. Like, they don't even know what it is. But we did wind up paying for some foam. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah, forget about that. May believe it. It's inevitable.

It starts as like a liquid form. Yeah. And then I believe, you know, all. It starts as like a liquid form. Yeah. And then I believe, you know, now I'm guessing here. And then they let it solidify. And then it's like heated and cooked. And it's really weird. But what do they make it out of?

Is it like a plastic? Yeah, that I'm not, I'm not honestly sure what, you know, whatever. I guess I can just look at Wikipedia right now. There you go. Yeah, that's what I would say. What's the name of this stand? Collingwood foam rubber. And how long has this stand been here?

Over 60 years. You're neck and neck with the pickle people over here. Yeah, well, there are different people now. We're still the same people. That was like, what Walt and Aaron go ahead to head. She's like, fuck those pickles. There's certain pride in being there that long and being the same owners, you know,

never keeping it in the family. And hey, credit where credits do. We've been here longer. That's just the way it is. The pickle people have been different people. This is family owned, never sold, fucking foam for life. See, I would like to start how we looked at their comic story Instagram, like a foam story Instagram.

I think that would be fucking hysterical. Just if you could get tons and tons of followers. Yeah. That's the way that we start it started and then you talk about how cool it is and immediately people will go there. But, but talk about aware how cool it is. Oh, if you just like re, do that repost on Instagram. Okay. And you're like, this is my favorite Instagram account. So, and we'll see how we. Please follow it. Yeah. And then just every day is just a different piece of phone. Yeah. It's a worth doing this. Definitely. Yes. You will.

Last. I don't even do a one or two posts. And you'll forget all about it. When is this come? When is this going to come out? This is another about two weeks. Two weeks. We will create one.

We're on the cruise. We'll take some time to create the phone Instagram. Fair enough. Sorry about another ad break, but with such a long episode, we definitely have to pay some of the bills here. So, Alicia, happy to be joining us on this very, very special episode, 400 episodes. So, this is a very historic moment that you're able to take part in. So I mean, I don't know if you realize that this probably at this point in your life, you don't realize how special this is, but maybe when you grow up and you look back, you'll be like, wow, I read an ad. I did. On episode 400. Another cast for ads.

Well, don't say it like that. But another no, no, no, another Casper ad. It's good. It's good. Yeah, like it is. And then again, come back. I'm so happy that Casper is a part of episode 400 because they have been one of the longest loyal supporters, sponsors of TSD. So it is with great pleasure. I present to you probably the 300th Casper ad at a 400 episode.

So it's so interesting. So Alicia is taking away, you read that ad copy with all the pomp and circum. What has it, what's that word? Pomp and Circumstance? What? Pomp and Circumst. I've no idea what you're saying.

That means a party. It means like it's like special and it's an event. Yeah. Like the Super Bowl. I would did I talk to you Yeah, it's going to the same one, but that was three hours ago that we talked about the the other end that was this is a five hour episode So about two hours ago three hours ago we talked about maroon five Big boy three hours ago, three hours ago, we talked about Maroon 5. This one doesn't matter. I don't know how much you're gonna be sitting around. What about Big Boy? Okay, I don't... You told me you never even heard a Big Boy.

You never heard of him. I think that maybe you're the one that's out of touch. Maybe. Not me. Might be. You've heard our film before this? Who a Big Boy? Yeah.

No, I did not, but at least I knew who he was now though. And none I said to you, did you like big boys performance and you were like, there's no rapper name, big boy. Oh yeah, it's come. Then you got poned as I googled that big boy before. I got poned, what can I say? All right, but I don't know if big boy got as much hate as Moon 5.

Why do you think that is? Why does no one knows who he is anyway. Oh, you told me you weren't gonna be a hater. You told me you weren't gonna be a troll. A troll. You told me you would never become one. But really, a white is big boy, not get the same amount of heat as maroon five.

Because maybe he didn't see it, maybe he put on a better performance. You know what, he did come out in a min coat, which I thought was pretty snazzy. I thought that's supposed to be not good Oh, I don't know if it was real far, but it kind of reminded me of Joe Willie Namath. I don't know who that is Quarterback from the New York Jets superbowl 3. He guaranteed the win. I mean he only guaranteed one win not Tom Brady who guaranteed I mean, he only guaranteed one win, not Tom Brady who guaranteed six at a nine wins, but still Joe Willey named it, did Broadway Joe. That's what they call him. He did it first. He used to wear a mint coat on the sidelines.

He was the Tom Brady of his day. Wow, well, just not only one ring. Okay, I'll let that go. No, I'm still excited. I'm still on a yes or a ball. high in my Super Bowl party, which is me, socks, and Cooper at a party. We were late on the Casper Noir watching it. That's for sure. Talk about Casper because that's where I was. I'm like comfortable Casper watching Tom Brady when a six Super Bowl and Cooper was keeping me warm. Better than a party.

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your body. The essential... I guess we're real quick. I don't even interrupt you, but when is this patent pending going to end? When is it going to be not pending anymore? You would think by now that the patent would have cleared by now. What? Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's,

let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, come up in, in part, take in the fun. She sees us having fun doing an ad. She just wants to come up and be a part of it. Okay. But the patent pending, I don't know, like they have a patent on this, this, uh, technology called the, the wave and the curve and the bounce.

Maybe these are, guess what? They're waiting for the patents to clear. Maybe didn't update these because I read these about a year ago. Now you didn't. These are all new reads, all new copy, as they say in the show. Maybe they guess are still waiting on that. Okay. Go.

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Wow. It's one of the, it's like recognition, it's like Mr. Coffee. It's like Joe DiMaggio pushing Mr. Coffee. TSD pushing Casper literally is Joe DiMaggio pushing his Mr. Coffee back in the 70s. It's Phil Rosuto doing the money store. It's all those icons. That's what TSD and Casper have formed the bond and the partnership. That's where it's part of the show now.

I mean, celebrate episode 400 by buying a mattress. You can't party any better than that. That's the way to celebrate 400 episodes by buying yourself a mattress and getting 50 bucks off of it. Exactly. Is that it? You read it all. You read all the necessary and must read talking points.

I mean, yeah. Let's go back to the halftime of the Super Bowl then. SpongeBob. SpongeBob. What was going on with the SpongeBob? Why was SpongeBob and like forced down, I'm a SpongeBob fan. Okay, yeah.

But that felt forced. That felt like it was like, it just didn't, it didn't flow. There was, yeah, it was just like, it was forced. It was just like, it was like it just didn't flow. Yeah, it was just like it was forced. It was just like it was very strange. It was like you like went to it like skip to a different channel. It felt like they're like at the last second, you're like, let's just throw a sponge bob on

and like with a half hour left before the halftime, you know. It's like it was a very very strange insertion of sponge bob, but I guess it was done because... Well, to pay respect. But again, I scratched my head because I'm like, why is the NFL paying respect to the creator SpongeBob? Who is a great guy? But a lot of other great people have died too.

And the NFL hasn't thrown up a clip of their creation or... I feel like yeah, because there's a lot of other people that died that could have. Yeah, I mean, they're... And if you're going to do all celebrities or all great people who have passed away and give them a little bit of... You're doing like a population type thing. Yeah, why? I just don't understand why the NFL was like, well, we must do SpongeBob.

Because everybody wanted it. Because again, the half time show is directed towards younger. You know what? And younger people wanted that. Yeah, you know what I hate about the NFL being like this, like we got to get the younger people. Well, because I want to get everyone, not just like football fans.

You said everybody wanted to see this SpongeBob thing, right? Well, I mean, yeah, a lot of people, right? Yeah. Legitimately so, but you know what else a lot of people wanted to see? What? The Patriots lose. It didn't happen. Yeah, well, did anybody think it was going to happen?

I don't know anything about football, and I didn't think I was gonna happen. No, a lot of people wanted to see it though. Yeah. The whole of America, they said, except for like a little tiny area up in the New England area, Boston, you know. And why's it because they went too much? Yeah, they went too much.

Let that be a lesson to you, at least when you grow up, too much successful breed hatred. And doesn't matter though, because they still want, so I'm going to make money off that, so it doesn't matter really anyway. But not, you know what, who has a lot of success, but no one hates them. Oh, Casper. You're right. There's nothing to hate on.

They're the industry standard for phone mattresses. You're right. And I'm going off script now. I could get in trouble though. So let's end this now. Let's get back to episode 400. Casper post me. You can order a Casper and have post me deliver it to you.

That's right. You should do that. What a way. Two birds one stone. Yeah. All right. Thanks, Alicia. Yep. All Alright, it's it. Bye. Okay, goodbye.

My husband's grandfather is starting. My husband's grandfather started. Yep. And his father go into the phone business? His father kind of did. It was more his uncle that did. Yeah, so. How did grandpa get into the phone?

They actually had from what I've heard they've had a A relative that did vinyl first And then they Decided to do the vinyl and the the people that owned the building at the time So we'll spread out, you know make it look like there's more than there actually is And then they were like we need something to go with the vinyl and they found the phone. Whoa. Revening.

Yeah, that was something, that was huh? That was a very polite while from Q. But it isn't riveting, but it's, you know what? It's still historic though. It's their history. It's her story. Oh good lord. I thought we were going to get political hearing Collins would.

Her story. It's unfolding before us. A lady who knows you're like, so what is falling? And she's like, the only thing that she said that resembled something that could be facial was it starts out as a liquid Anything from there was pure conjecture on her part. Let me say this shit. We never looked it up No, never did. Well, that's how interesting fucking foam is that like moments later you forget you don't care It would be not like I can't imagine it a family business a Johnson family business But if you're a family that gets along and you're like you want to like have a common goal towards building it

But that also can be what breaks the family up though business business like that You know one person in the family thinks you should go one direction You know the other person thinks the family thinks no we need to diversify. Yeah, have you run into any Any situations in Oak Caitlin's shipping out all the Patreon stuff? Is she been like, hey man, I'm the new generation. Oh yeah, I love it. Yeah.

And you know what, scream her down like you do get them. I told her, you know, you got to do it this way. That's the way I want it done. And that's the way it has to be done or I'll find a new shipper It's like who Brian yeah I got you by the puzzle man You don't trust anyone and your only friends a fuck up Figure it out what do we got here? I can't I'm not smart enough to even explain what the Wikipedia is

It's it's beyond me Well, let's listen. We'll keep reading and we'll figure it out later Yeah, do you fight is there a Is there a common usage that like what's the top reason somebody's like I need some phone. Soficotions. They want they got to repair them. Yeah, when they're shot, when they're that was a quick answer. How many people are redoing their own sofa cushions? I mean, that was so quick. I gotta tell you, it never occurred to me

until she said it because I'm like, because my couch is like, probably like, seven, eight years old now, so the cushions are a little bit, and I'm like, I guess I got to buy a new couch. Not once did it ever occur to me like, I can go to the phone store. Right. But the answer was so fast that that must be what they're making. They've built their empire on. Oh, definitely. Sofication.

Soficcussions and... Well, she said people use them for mattresses and stuff and stuff right yeah, I think that may be rather recent Like because I wouldn't know it's like if someone were like hey, you want a foam bed. I'd like no like I want a regular But like if you like a cripple. Yeah, really better than foam. I mean my mop but I would like to think I am So how long have you worked in the market? Me? I've been here. Oh my gosh. Too long.

Do you have customers? You need to take care of these customers. Oh, we're so sorry. We're not stopping. We're not stopping. You don't want to stop the sale. Hi. How are you?

I don't want to stop. That's it. That's it. I want to stop the sale. What do you need foam for? You're the customer. I make my own pillows. You make your own pillows? Yeah. Is that you sell foam for? You're the customer? I make my own pillows.

You make your own pillows? Yeah. Does that need to sell them online? No. No? Just for me. Probably pillows do you need? No, I can't buy.

Well, the last pillow I bought, what? Probably about seven or eight years ago, if not more. What was the one you used to buy that they don't make anymore? They used to sell a contour pillow. Right. And they don't sell anymore. They used to sell a contour pillow. Right. And they don't sell it anymore except in memory foam. I need a sleeping pillow. Episode 400.

Get me into the fucking... Yeah. Fucking deep dive. That's... Oh, I got episodes. We've been recording for five hours. Faceless woman's like, you know, I prefer the contour pill. What's that pill on that they don't make anymore?

Yeah, and we're like on the edge of our seats like, oh wow, I wonder what it's going to be. Oh my god. What do we do here? Yeah. And I come here at the top. You have a regular customer here? I've been here for a few years.

I've been here for six years or so. Oh, yeah. So this is rare then to catch you at the foam store. Is there any time I've been like, who the fuck is she? Why do we care? Why do you encourage catching people at a foam store? Yeah, why are you trying to catch anyone anywhere? What's wrong with you?

Is there any other foam store that you would go to before this one? Or is this the only one you know? I know of. Right? It's been here for over 60 years. Yeah. I so like what was that? I was like, Hey, I have you heard? Fuck a pickle. Ladies like what's he been saying? I saw you got a little perturbed when the people in front of you. So that was our fault. Don't blame it.

I don't want it to lose a sale because of this. Think of how much joy we bring in brought to you on comic book men. This wasn't random. Earlier she recognized us. She had recognized us. I mean, it would be pretty great if I just said that to people. Think about how much joy we've brought you. I'm going to look at you like, what's that? I don't know where you. That thing that brings you joy, asshole.

Find it in your heart to forgive. Yeah, well, for a long time, you've got to run too late for me to watch it. Yeah, me too. I mean, it's that the DVR for it. I'm not sure. I just said, uh, DVR for it. You know, rising the cost of foam over the years that you've been buying. Like I said, it might have been like six or seven years since I've been here to make my last pillow. Right.

She's going to commit suicide. This is again, I just heard my four hundred. It's for my casket. You people have been listening to this for 400 episodes. Yeah. And this episode is like the length of the past five episodes. You may want to stop by the house and watch your carve out the foam and stuff.

Yeah, I'm going to like to cook. We do that today. Yeah. Would you be up for that? Who's new? Oh, I, she takes an electric, you know, I think she thought like I was not serious. He's a comic book man. Yeah, how they do. like I was not serious. He's a comic book man.

Yeah, how they do. I 100% would have went. I would have wanted to see the home of a lady who's like, I make my own pillow for very six years. Like, it's like a Chakata invasion or something. Oh, shit. Oh my God. And you know everybody listening,

that you're about to hear how they make a pillow. You can get ready. Yeah, ready. An excruciating detail. How much will this form project cost you today, you think? I have, like I said, it's been so long. I don't know. I just can't pay much of your going to pay for the form.

400. 400. Well, it'll be the price. Well it would be the price where you'd be like, you know what, I'm just gonna buy a new pillow. She can't find the right pillow. No, no, no, no, no. That's the whole thing.

Asshole. I'm sorry, embarrassing, I said. Yeah, we look like real dickheads at this point. This is gonna get better. We're gonna wrap this up. We're gonna not wrap it up, but we're gonna bring it all around and make this interesting with a little competition The the competition and then the payoff at the end is pretty sweet somebody from

Somebody from our past It's I use a fine joke I cost to make my own pillows to sleep. What are you not understanding? Stupid fuck. I'm releasing this. Oh my god. Can we come to your house? Can we come to where you make the pillows?

Oh my god. She's ordered like six or eight different like other manufacturers and never found the right one. If she'd wake up with a bat, you're with her neck hurting really bad. She started making it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh this guy. Stavis, she's not explaining it right. Let me tell him.

Let me tell him how you make your pills. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy shit. So whatever should charge you, that's what I pay and I can hope and I make my bill. Why should I take the next step then start making a messel on online. Next thing you know, you're that pillow dude, right? And you said that pillow sucks.

You said that pillow sucks on TV. You're my pillow guy. Yeah, so if you make a good pillow. Wow. Oh my god. What? I wouldn't suffer someone like me. I'm like, would you leave me the fuck alone?

Like, I'd be like, there's a crazy person. Why is he telling me to go into business? Like, fuck off. My god almighty. Everybody involved in making this. Listening to this should be a shame to themselves. Yeah, if you're still listening at this point. It gets better, I promise you.

Yeah, hang in there. Yeah, I heard how she makes the pillow. He's about to tell you. So that's not a huge piece of fall, man. I bet no credit cards. I'll bet you it's not that expensive. What's your estimation? What are you asking?

I can't stand it more excited as life. This one, I look forward to the foam booth more than anything. I'm like we're finally going to find out. I mean, have you ever had that level of like bark? Yes. Smarkness, what is the anger? It's just cured like a... Wonderment. Like. Yes. Mark. There's no anger. There's just cured like wonderment.

Like I'm on Molly. I could use this later on. What on the fucking chillin' or I could use it at the foam boots. I stand by my decision. I don't even know. Like, whatever it is, I figured out how to do my decision. I don't even know. Like, whatever it is, I figured out how to do my own. So whatever it is, I mean, I paid $100 for a pillow that did work. Should we, should we, this is, I know it works.

Should we play a price is right rules? Will each guess and whoever, whoever wins, the other two have to kick in and buy her foam for. I'm up for this. I'll do that. All right. So, I'll do that. Yes, I'll do that.

I'll do that. I'll do that. Now, now this is why we went to the foam place. This is exciting. This is anticipation. This is like edge of the seat podcasting. I'm sure listeners at home are going like we have no idea what this phone price could be. It could be a thousand dollars. Everybody's thinking about it

right now. Yeah. Yeah because if someone told me it was a thousand dollars I'd be like that sounds like a little much but if somebody told me it was a hundred dollars I'd be like I don't know how much phone costs. That's what you're telling me. I'm paying for it. Yeah I guess I. I guess I gotta give you $1,000. Yeah. Based upon what I'm looking over here, I think this is gonna cost $12. $12 for that? Yep.

All right, let me see. If my past phone purchases are in the indication, I'm gonna say it's gonna cost her $11.99. This is prices right rules. Yeah. So, I'm gonna play Drew Perry. We haven't had much with this cost. Well, I don't tell him yet. You can't eat it.

What would I say? Hold on, don't tell him yet. I'm gonna say You said 950 Q Okay, we'll go with five Good Look at our own 20 bucks. Oh, I'm sorry 20 bucks. You won. Well, I won Damn what a good time. What a fucking good time.

You're gonna be a cackle. Wait. Can you imagine if you had shut this off? Oh my God, I don't think it's Oby. I don't know. No, no. The thing is, has she ever been asked questions aside from like, how much is this foam and can I have this foam?

Right. Right. No one has ever said this for this foam. Yeah. Oh, that sounds a little much. Yeah. I mean, it's anyway, but I cannot believe how busy it is. And it's like, you have have people come this is the slow

This is our slow This is a very lucrative business. That's my tenure. I mean, I don't know. Okay now. Q yeah, you turned down down down you turned down AC and yeah, so was the other fuck up. Oh, Keith. Yeah, you wouldn't buy in on there, the satellite store. Right. But the phone place is like we need it. We were looking for somebody to bankroll a new satellite phone factory. I would, I would look at, I would be interested to look at the business plan.

Yes. You would have an intrigue enough to do a little investigation. Yes. You wouldn't say no outright. Absolutely. You did to Keith. outright. It did to Keith. And that's a key that just assumed you were joking. But this, well, it's a it's a foam farm in Ethiopia that uses slave labor. Yeah, you don't need to know. Yeah, these are the plausible. Like Kathy Lee Gifford. I just want to.

The whole fortune that could be yours. I would investigate it. There's foam in them, our hills. Yeah, it was busy. It was really busy. People were coming and going for foam all the time. I might, I wonder if I can make foam sexy again. Like, maybe like the most I've ever had. I think you could.

The most, the most have item of the year is your own homemade foam pillows. Remember how, how, how people were doing those fucking dream boards? you must have item of the year is your own homemade foam pillows. Remember how people were doing those fucking dream boards? Oh yeah. And we were all like, look at these fucking crazy people doing dream boards. We get those same crazy people. The same pigeons to get it home.

Yeah. We got to sell some money, make them. You make some claims that are like a little bit grandiose, but not totally unbelievable. Like, you know, because it's not regulated by any industry. I said in the phone $5 and it'll cure. What you're going to do. I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, Maybe we should get into the phone. Say? We wasted eight years. I'm kind of feeling right there.

Right there. Say? Do you think foam would be, have been more profitable than doing the show? Like if we went balls out as foam men? Uh, it's possible. I mean, I would, I would need to see how they're living the people on the foam factory.

Oh, come on. They drive a foam car. They fuck a living a foam house, you house You know they may very well be driving like Maserati they got I got a buddy of mine makes He has a he makes grills and Metal work right

Sounds like to need the same kind of Industrial type thing as foam right yeah It sounds like to need the same kind of industrial type thing as foam, right? Yeah. Guys, fucker, make pulling in a ton of money. Yeah. Ton of money. Gorgeous house. Gorgeous wife drives expensive cars.

It's people need that. People need girls. People need foam. People need foam. Yeah. And they always will. Always. Well, here's the thing.

It's not going to like one day. It's like, oh, you know what, we're place foam. Nothing. Nothing. The thing is, you got to make foam sexy because right now, it's people are like, it's blah foam. And that's why a guy like me is like, I'll just buy a new couch, I guess. What would it occur to me?

Now, I make fucking go to that foam place. Yeah. I'm on it with new type foam they've developed. Since I got that couch. Oh, man. Space age, I wonder what new type phone they've developed since I got that count. Oh man, space age, I bet. I'm just saying, I think we can do it. We're going to turn into something and then, ooh, and then we'll fucking run a man of business, the family business. We'll take a big corporate phone is what we're about bulldoze that whole fucking market man Just put up a statue of Dennis right in the room and so I don't touch used to or you think that you can fucking take out a

Fucking foam place has been around for 70 years I guarantee you would lose fucking interest in 70 minutes We already belled on the foam Instagram account. What would you do if another foam business came into town? They actually, as far as I know, in here at least they're not allowed to. We kind of got that whole, you know, we're grandma. I know it's like a mobster. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're not too happy about this new foam business coming at the top. I think I'm having a good time.

Freakin' out that fucker. I know. Going to jokes, I love Father Foyce. It's fun to do. Yeah, I like it better than your homosexual jokes, 24-7. Yeah, I'll just keep doing freaking out that. I think that's your new thing. I'll just stare at that type of Italian. Yeah, I'll just, yeah. If you're doing freaking out that, I think that's your new thing. I'll just stare at that battalion.

Yeah. I used to love to. That's true. You're okay. That's true. But that's a monopoly. Yeah. No, I think there's a lot of places like that.

Like, I'm sure there's not another comic book store allowed to go in there either. You think? Yeah, I bet you think. That's the only way they can keep them. Yeah, I think that's a fair thing, you know, like we won't rent to a rival business that will hurt your business. Because there aren't many businesses there that repeat, like there's jewelry, a couple different jewelry places. Yeah, there are. But there's so many unique shops, I don't mean unique cool, don't get the right like just like it.

That was the great fire of the early 90s. All of this. You're trying to burn up the phone company. Yeah, did all your phone get burned up by that? Yeah. You're going to make sure? Yes, we are. We are. Sure. Yeah. How much would you guess to make?

This is stock. We've got money watching here. Yes, we are. How much would you guess to me? Is it stock? Money-watching girl. I have over $100,000 of foam right here. I wouldn't say that. But these prices, yeah. Let's go charge you ten bucks. Wait, with the towel. With everything?

Gosh, I really... Probably between like 80 to 100 years. With everything, the vinyl and everything that you have. Before you married into the past. That's what old people do. Like, he'll be knocking on doors with his cane next thing. Did you have any idea how lucrative the foam industry was? No, I had no idea.

I met my husband while we were 15. So you worked here while Dennis worked here. Oh, he did. Oh, yeah. All right. One of us is on point. Yeah, it had gone too long without a Dennis or a mention.

But this deals. We get info from this. Yeah, that's true. She says something that way. Wake up everybody. She says, she says something that like, if that like if I heard my wife a girlfriend said this about me, I'd be like, I'd put some foam out in the yard

so she'd get hurt when I fucking threw her out the door. Yeah, the comic book. You know Dennis. You know Dennis, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, you want to let a cut the things I feel bad. Sorry. You have questions about this.

You look like you don't care about our phone questions at all. This was a couple of old people that were not entertained by our monkey shines. Not in the least. They were pissed. The old guy kept trying to block because Mary Beth was working the gimbal. He kept trying to block her and she's like, I'm not pointing it at you. Like fuck off. You'll go. Are you trying to block her. And she's like, I'm not pointing at you. Like, fuck off, you'll go. Are you trying to buy some foam today too?

I have some fun. We might pick up your foam purchase. Yeah. No, no, no. You mean I can't buy you off for $5? I can't. I can't bend you to my will. We're making a podcast about the clean markets, and this foam stand has been here over 16 years.

Now he's the fucking historian. It's like he's, and this woman is like 80 years old. She's not, it's not like it's a younger lady like the pillow chick. And they clearly wanted nothing to do with this. Yeah. Did not care at all. Does it like the education? They don't care about this.

Why do they follow me? Get the fuck out of there. I'm gonna get a fucking thesis. Yeah, really. Tell her her business boy. How long did it take you to train in the art of cutting foam? Until today. to take you to come trained in the art of cutting foam. Um, still today.

And you know, if there's always something that comes up that's just a little strange and you're like, ah, what are you up gonna do? What's the weirdo? Sounds like most of the dates I go on. Thank you. You ladies and gentlemen. This is a question. Someone's asked you use a question. Someone has asked you to use a foam.

Foam form? Yeah. That would be my husband. My husband actually carved boobs for a costume. He did that. As far as the vinyl, I had a guy that built a spanking bench. And he would use the vinyl because he can't pick clean. A spanking bench, huh?

Yeah. I don't want to tell you what I'm using it for. I'm like, I don't care what you're using. The dark style foam. You know, right? Yeah. Who thought there would be a CD underbelly, right? In the fucking foam world?

Spanking bench. Could you get into that? Yeah. Not into spanking people. Could you get into the new back into spanking people? I don't care for it. I'd rather like a nice right hook. But you, but you're talking about like, you know, about like over the knee, like school girl. If I'm not into that, I'm definitely not into constructing an entire bench with the

sole purpose of spanking someone. I like your demented get out of here. Yeah, but you're not talking about those like the, doggy physical style position, just giving the smack on the ass. Right. You're into that. No, I don't really care about anything.

Yeah, it doesn't do anything for me. Not just the girls like, oh, just give me a little slap, you're not gonna do it. I would, but it doesn't mean I'm more into it just the girls like, just give me a little slap, you're not gonna do it. That would, but it doesn't mean I'm more into it. That would be other ways. I would.

I would get spanked well. I've never been spanked. You can buy your mom? No. Yeah. That was a good boy. I tried to be good. I got spanked anyway.

That turned bad. Never would never have done anything that would warrant a spank. Oh shit. He's such a liar. I was with this guy one time. He used to deliver the newspapers called the advisor. And it came in like a plastic bag.

And I think I've told this story before. And one day I remember we took some of the plastic bags off the papers and we filled them up with water and we went down to Long John's, which was a little restaurant. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like pulled the door open to the kitchen where all these Chinese guys were and we were just like water balloons, we just lob them in there. The guys, oh god, I'm gonna tell my son, Ming.

Yeah, so. He's falling as a doctor. So as I get done cutting this catapult, I'm so dead. I don't know if that warrant is spanking, especially at that age, we're like 12 or 13. The CD side. Yes, the CD side. Yeah, the side you don't talk about

polite company. How long you give eyes when married? 31 years. 31 years, congratulations. Profits. She's like, you're all in the room. I'm married 31 years. Congratulations. She's like, give her a home, see a particular congratulated. What if you found out this was the pillow, lady, still right? We bought the pillow for her husband, one who was there to make her own pillow.

She's stuck around. Yeah, I was glad that guy was there to man spleen every single thing she does or was talking about it. It was helpful She don't know about pillows What if you found out that um the foam company had been Robin Graves and tearing foam out of caskets and that's what they were selling here would that change your opinion? I think it's a perfectly valid question. It's so fucking stupid. What answer? No, no, no, that would have bothered me. So you're saying a corpse leaked its fluids all over my foam. And it's not even cheaper.

Why you're all the trouble to dig it up? Yeah, really open the casket, tear out the lining. And then move to the next frame and do it all again. I mean, it a hundred percent profit. It's labor intensive but it's a hundred percent profit. On the business. As long as I don't know about it, I don't. Doesn't matter, right? It's like how you're how your meals are made. I don't don't know what happens in the kitchen as long as the taste goes. Case good when it comes out. There you go.

Thank you for all your, we have some strength. Your health. So Dennis, so you knew him well. Pretty well, yeah. And what, what, cause we had heard that he was kind of like all the women at the flea market, kind of had a crush on her. Play it, kind of, play crush on it. Play it. Play it as you can see.

Yeah. I don't know about that. Has anyone repeated this since we've been there? Like did they tell you about Dennis? Like I hadn't heard that before. On the business. All the women at the flea market kind of had a crush on her. Play it. Play it, as you could say.

Yeah. I don't know about that. Really? No, not me, at least. I never met Donnie. Donnie? Donnie? So we never said anything.

You never hit on you and never moved. Never came over. He's like, you know what this phone would be good for. He's like, you know, I phone would be good for. He's like, you know, every talk to him lately or no. Okay. What the fuck does that even mean? What? You know what this phone would be good for.

I don't know what I was thinking at the time. I'm like, you're like a bed. Oh, like he's gonna fuck around it. Yeah. And her husband's like, oh, I wish I had a cell phone. Like that's the ultimate cucking, right? He Dennis fucks the foam lady on the husband's family phone man all those years led to this. Yeah. He's like we met when we were 15 and she's like

exactly even Dennis is an adventure. He wipes himself clean on the phone. On your phone. Now you gotta get rid of it. Here's to be honest with you, last. Do you socialize with any of the other vendors? Like go out for a drink or anything or like outside of here. That's not so much. Works work. Yeah, works work.

You know, we're friendly with them, but. Do you find that unusual? Do you think if you work. Yeah, works work. You know, we're friendly with them. But you find that unusual. Do you think if you worked at them, you forget why? Why? Why? I'm asking you. Q. Do you think if you worked at the college with auction, like you might go out for a drink with one of the the booth people? I would hope so. I would hope like I would make that type of connection with someone. Who's the top contender from the people we've seen so far? Oh, Darren. Darren.

Yeah, I think Darren. So not Keith. No, not Keith, although, although I tell you, I think there's more to DC than we saw, but definitely not Keith. Yeah. And if you've been around here the longest, who's like the top vendor, the people like, oh, the top vendor?

No, the top vendor, the people like, oh, Jim makes a, he's always busy. No, I mean, the people don't like the top vendor that know the top vendor the people Oh, he's always busy. I mean the people don't like that. I was like, wow, that was really quick. You must be an asshole. Like what vendor do people? That was quick. We go to the bottom of it. He said Keith with zero hesitation. Almost as if he was waiting for someone to ask the question. Exactly. So Keith is not likable. It turns out, if you haven't figured that out by now,

if you thought we were being hard on Keith, it turns out no one likes him. That's true. Keith, yeah that was quite he's so. Cell phones and stuff. Oh yeah, wait was that what the guy we talked to with the like you just stepped in it you just stepped in it he sells cell phones and Smoke shop that checks out actually First time I've ever hit me in my ribs. I'm not saying.

There you go. But Dennis, everybody liked Dennis. Yeah. Any good Dennis stories? Any anything? Any good Dennis memories? 40 years. Not one memory of the guy.

Ain't that a fucking ain't that about a bitch. 40 years and no one has one good story about you Not even a memory nothing a story For it was a wash like a tear for you in the background was like yeah, I saw him like trip once That that would be something beyond nothing right? I think most people 99% of the people on the planet though, are going to die and they're not going to be remembered by other than their people and their family, though.

There's a lot of people who are going to be in that shoe, Dennis is shoes, so I don't remember that guy. He meant nothing to me. And he just wrapped up in their own world. And so yeah, I think that's common, no. I don't know, man. Well, that's everybody's common. No, I don't know, man, like, well, that's everybody's fate. Yeah, because I mean, how often, okay, you got your grandparents, how often do you think about your great grandparents? That's two generations removed. And it's like, who? I don't know these

people. I don't give a fuck. And that'll be us. And that'll probably need during my lifetime, but at least another generation. I mean, there's people I've come into contact with through the store, though, that have passed away. And you're like, I mean, I talk to them on a weekly basis, but you know, then they died, you know, with customers. Yeah. I mean, I don't have any stories that tell anybody, though. You don't have any, you know, I mean, you didn't work next to them.

I think it's the difference with Cummings and going. Yeah, like Mark, you would have stories about. She worked there 15 years, he left her years ago, which means they worked together 12 years. Well, they didn't really, they worked in the same building, but they made that across paths. But she said they were right across from each other. And she said she liked them.

Yeah, you're right. So I was like, how do you not have a single story about someone? I just think we're like, just wasn't that there. He sat there and smoked and probably was quiet, nothing. Yeah. Just came in did his time left. We're all just doing time. You just fucking hold them it down until the greenery final punch out. And it's coming quicker than you think. Yeah. Or maybe not. not. Was it they'll probably be fucking 105? I know it's gonna happen today.

That's that's pretty funny. I think he just gave up at one point. I mean, that doesn't speak well of the Dennis legacy then, right? Like at the end. Well, we knew we knew that, but I mean, we just chose to celebrate it. We knew that, but I think it's not something a lot of people consider, like even Darren, like if you were to really sit down and be like 36 more years of coming here and doing the same shit and not going to concerts. Fuck that. Even Dennis gave up at the end. We all give up in the end. We got it. Not us. There's always give up in the middle. One point we'll give up on this at the end. Well, the only way I'm going to stop doing this

is if one of us die. It's the only way. Or move away or whatever. Or move away or whatever. I mean, everything ends. Everything ends. Everything. I mean, this is what making how you're showing us all three episodes, you know, like. It's futile. It's just futile.

You know what though? I've been going to see just cheerleading, you know, the basketball, oh my God, there's nothing more boring than middle school basketball, holy crap, but I go because she likes it. And I was thinking that day of a fucking meaningless, everything was like, no, nothing means anything. And I'm watching these little kids play it.

I'm like, eventually this will mean nothing to them because I played when I was young and I don't think favorably about it. But like this little girl who was unlike the scrub squad made a basket and her face was like beaming. Eddie, I'm like, even if I was thinking, I'm like, even if like a decades later, she doesn't give a fuck in his life as meaningless. In that moment, that fuck em at everything to her. So making that basket. Break a positivity in her wall.

Yeah, she was really happy. Like, she's gonna go home and tell her parents, like, yeah, I mean, it's best. And, you know, if they're not like my parents, they'll respond. What? I'm just gonna say this, it's midnight. I have an hour drive home.

I have to be up at 7 a.m. Okay, so we'll skip over these people. Is there somebody left, Is there? Well, there's a jewelry dude. You know the one who... All right, fuck the jewelry guy. In all fairness, the jewelry guy was not that great. We can do it.

We can put the jewelry guy in a that great. We can do it. We can put it with the jewelry guy in a tidbit. Yeah, you talk. Right. And you'll get here in a somewhere if you're on Patreon. Oh, yeah. If you're paying for it, the stuff that we deem not even worth staying up for will be on there. There was one returning person who was there for making Hey One, two and three.

That was pretty damn fucking cool to have one vendor appear at all three episodes. Yeah, and her life and to see how her life had changed throughout the three. That was interesting. So now for the final interview, we've been all over Kongswood Boys. Very few familiar faces. A lot of turnover. A lot of turnover. But there's one stalwart. Still here. Rockin' at Tina X. Tina X. Come on. Come on.

Here we are. Eight years and and changed later isn't it exciting? Everybody thought we were all just little jerks that were bothering you Or are you still thinking that a little bit no What changed? The fact that I realized that you guys actually have a podcast Yeah legit a legit podcast because I actually had some research. Nobody, I think that was like really in the beginning. I was like episode 12.

Yeah, yeah, wow. How does she know that? I think that once people realized she was Tina X and she gained a little bit of celebrity, she got more into it. Yeah, I mean, you know. She can't do it about live shows, you know. Yeah, it's right. Yeah. People are getting pictures with her. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's crazy though. It's crazy. It really is. It's somehow crazy than

people getting married. Or people meeting up like they're like, I don't give a fuck if the three of them are there. Let's meet up by ourselves. You know, yeah. Yeah, people be like, hey, kind of get a picture with your team of X is nuts. In a great way. Yeah. It was very early on.

Yeah, and you were suspicious rightfully one night. The first one I was in because that was just me on coffee and now I'm like, oh, this is nice I don't know what the fuck she meant by that. I was at it. Yeah, she must be a attending Keith fucking Comedy comedy workshops. Yeah, he's like, no, no, no, you stepped in it You were into Tay Diggs, remember? I actually saw the picker up. I got to say, when I was going through these clips, I was fucking impressed that you remembered that.

Really? Yeah, because you're not big on like knowing who celebrities are, like unless they're like circus 75. Or reliable. Or reliable. Yeah. So that you remembered Tay Diggs, I was pretty impressed with that. I remember that name.

But the fact that like that picture still hangs where it was eight years later. It's really? That's, again, that's history. But people need that in their lives, like some consistencies, like not literally home, but you're like, I'm coming home. Like here's something familiar with so much, especially today, so much shit going on with politics and the internet and this and that.

Also, there's shit. It's like some fucking magazine that she ripped the photo out. It's a tie dig smile it up in the wall. Yeah. And still sits on that wall. Yeah. And even though as we find out, she may not be as into Tade Diggs as she once was. Still there. She's like, I gotta take it down.

Probably not a conscious thing. It's just like she stopped seeing it five years ago. But we can pretend. Well, I'm amazing. Still into it. As somebody supplanted him as you are, you're, you're, go to guy? No, I'm gone. You haven't gone? Yeah. To who? My boyfriend, he's really sweet. Oh, you're fine man.

He's a celebrity crush. I mean, that's just a celebrity crush. Oh, he's gonna kill, my boyfriend's gonna kill it, but it's definitely Jason Mahmoud now. Oh, well, that's everybody, I'm a little brainer. That's a nice one. He's a little, what's he dick? So, he's a little brainer. That's an easy one. He's a little t-dick. So, it's t-dicks got a little old on you.

Jason Momma, has your wife ever professed a celebrity crush while? No. She doesn't seem the type. No, never. She's a, that seems like, I mean, I could see someone being like, I think he's already attractive,

but the crush thing angle is just so, you know, school of Eurasian pathetic. We blame. Yeah. Yeah. We're looking in your direction, Cindy Bunn. Hey, you leave Cindy out of this. I mean, I wouldn't call my, my, my fascination at Tom Brady a crush.

Everyone else would. What was T. Diggs a rapper or a model? See has he been in anything recently or is he kind of falling off the the landscape? I'm sure it's one of those guys that you're like he's not in anything anymore And then if you look at the time to see things a billion hole I don't know like it just doesn't have that swag anymore. Sorry. We all lose it. We all do. Like we ever had it. My swag's gone. Yeah. Fucking swagger.

Dare remember when we first came we had a lot of swagger. Now look at us. We're the swagger of young tape digs this. So did you ever listen to the episode? I tried to And then you have to wear headphones How to stand what's the name of your stand again? Ling's gifts. How's Ling's gifts still in?

It's really good. It's just a little here, right? Right, I mean, it has to be. Yeah. What, how long have you been here? Almost 25 years. Okay. It didn't look like you, to be a 25 years,

you look like you would have been born in this store. Yeah. That's what it feels like. That's true. With a lot of like Chinese restaurants and shit shit you always see little kids running around there like I think it's like a cultural thing a lot like they just grow up around the family business, right? Which was fucking suck. Now as I recall you would have loved it, huh? What's it if you're like family had a business in the in the Collinswood auction and you grew up there?

I grew up there And whatever that would have been some childhood. But going back to Ling's gifts, though, do you remember what they sold initially, which we have fascinated us, and they don't really sell it anymore? No, what? Doilees. Yeah, you mentioned. Oh, the Doilees, right, right. Like, yeah, what happens one day? You're just like, you know, we're not going to carry Doilees anymore. Doilys dry up man. I Wonder I mean Why are they even hot nine years ago that they would yeah, I don't even know what you use a doily for you

Like you put it out like on a table under like like a Veezer something. Yeah Yeah, I guess to not scratch things or whatever like like I remember my grandmother having them like lace doiles. I was like, you old cunt. Yeah, and I remember last time you were having some friction with your mother, that sell itself out, you get that old sort of out. I think when you have Asian parents, what they care. I do, I feel you. Yeah, they care too much. Yeah. There's a lot of parents out there. I realize I don't really care about them.

It's like, you don't want their ex-send and a lot of them fall into the wrong crowd. And I definitely felt so wrong crowd by always having my mom in the background. And it's like, don't do this. I think I've matured a bit. Well, it's fun though, right? I'm sorry.

The wrong crowd is fun though. She's asking us if she's matured since the fucking five years ago, Megan A2, if like, it's a strange like, like, she seems. It's like, that's the last time we saw you. So we don't have a lot to base it on. I think it was a retort. I think we spent a grand toll on making it. One, two and three of less than 30 minutes with her.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I think she was, she gave you information as she was checking What your thoughts on that I don't think that she Yeah, I was coming to you guys with therapy or anything about no just validation Are we all looking for validation? Oh my god all the time. Otherwise, I wouldn't say the things I say Notice me, so please I need to be loved. We're hated. I don't care. Just pay attention. You're gay.

Gotcha. Right? Yes. I learned how to think like a tramp, thanks to them. We think about how exciting that is. The last time we talked to her, she was at odds with her mother. And now we have more mature like Someone say smarter on the right track. That's a me

Smarter every single day But I mean that's definitely say smarter on the right track. That's amazing Accusing that he's not loath to make judgments here. He's like, I remember how dumb she used to be make judgments here. He's like, remember how dumb she used to be? No, man. Because he goes, some would say smart. You know, she, he's, she does. Well, she finished up school, right? I think she said, yeah, man. I'm proud of that. You were like, you were flying high at this point when you saw

a TNX. I was. It was like, come on home again. I mean, it was like, TNX was to cue like foam was to me. It was like, like I said, it was the culmination of the trilogy. Yeah, it was a special moment for me. You make it hey, one, we matter, make it hey, two, we see or we come back, make it hey, three, there's no familiar faces. Right. Except one. And you could sell it.

You were, you were like, you were like on ecstasy. It was. I really, really happened to see it. like, on ecstasy. It was, I really, really happened to see you. I'm bad ecstasy. He is shit. He was rolling. He's like, I was tripping balls on. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Yeah, he was, it was a mile wide. I've never heard you. You're so fucking awesome. Jesus Christ. Isn't she smart guys She's scared You're really like teetering on like fucking mad It can't be contained

Fucking awesome Fucking awesome Somebody that sells fucking it sets up Yeah Oh, just somebody that sells fucking incense on there. Alright? You think I'm shit on her? Oh, I'm so glad. I'm in a dying... It's like a religious ablake in my life. Why are you guys reducing your...

Oh, man! It's not her, it's you. She didn't do anything except exist. It's an off-guard. It's an off-guard. It's an off-guard. It's an off-guard. He liked her so much that we got a tag from her later on and he waited like 10 minutes,

accosted by like crazy dancing people. Like, you, you Where's this hat? You're gonna be smarter every single day. Yeah, but I mean that's that's I love that's why I like the passage of time man you check him with T. N. Axe and everything's going great. She's kind of love how long you've been with you boys for almost four years now. Wow I'm convinced you're on cook it. You're all fucking festies talking. You know, you're on fuckin' great man. I can't believe this fuckin' shit. I mean, you gotta feel like a teenager. You gotta walk around.

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Ow. Is it all in the well? I think so. Is it serious? Is it potential, maybe, marriages in here? Yeah, I think so too. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, he's what's he do?

He works. I fucking hate that motherfucker. What's your nice. What's he doing? He was I fucking hate that motherfucker Where's your live? What's his name? Yeah, is he better? Is he fucking on TV? No. All right. Well then what? Turns I To the whole office Benefits I like that. I don't know Crazy and start shooting people I heard And and you mother your mother approves. Yeah, they really like him then he must be an Asian girl, right?

No, not Look anything like T. Diggs No, my whole he's a black thing. He's a thing! Oh, no. No, my whole family's ancient and black. My brother and I both are black, too. Are they? Yep. What should have taught you, Shots?

I don't know why I'm shocked by that. Or even mildly surprised. Yes, it's just new information. Yeah. Like, ew! Yeah, no, I mean, I don't know why. I mean, I don't know why I'm surprised at all. And she did like Tay Diggs, so it makes sense.

The hell of a Tay Diggs effect. That's an interesting statistic. Right. Why do you think that is? What do you think? I think. I like the Kardashians. Yeah, no, we don't mess them up.

They stay. And they're all still mal. Yeah. Yeah. But I think it's because they're not necessarily more computational, but like Asian people are really like not computational at all. They won't say anything, it's something happens.

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Your wife ever like, did you ever catch a glance of Debbie's expression that was less than? Oh yeah. Like just. I couldn't get, when I can't get the light bulb out of the socket. Uh huh. Yeah. I can't, when I'm fumbling and bumbling and trying to repair something,

you know, I'm not the most handy person. You know what I'll say. Yeah, I've found that, like, you can distract from that by flying into a rage about it. So, you're still as womanly, like, you still can't get the light bulb out. your childish. Yeah and now you're like she's she's like well I'm still looking for something that should make me stay. But yeah now you're a child fucking whatever man what am I gonna do? I told you. This is who I am. Wow so not afraid of bucks four years in have you seen him cry? You want my friend? Cuse Grasping at straws. He really wants to make this guy look like an asshole.

He cries a lot, right? Like cry, baby? Here, I'm whimper. No. I'm with you. That's great. I like some cry. A real man.

And he cried, I wouldn't mind. Well, is he a sports fan? He is. And and hasn't cried with his team lost who's it he's not a real fucking fan real man cry when other loss in 2001 and in 2012 I'm not I'm not ashamed to say I got that some tears for shed you're very emotional. There's also a road to the road at the time. You had a little bit. A little bit.

It's okay. Yeah, she was on the chair with his skirt pulled out. That was the Doiley business. I don't even think they had Doiley's back then. Oh, you've spaced out the Doiley's? Even back then? We started now with Doiley. All right.

You hear him shock at the fucking Doilys? Yeah. Not the only one fucking ghost. That's the Doilys! Not the Doilys! The Doilys are gone! Oh, what do you sell them? No, you had Doyle.

You had Doyle. You had Doyle. Two or three years ago. I don't know. So you know more Doylees, huh? It's a Doilys are kidding. doilys? Two or three years ago. Oh, so you know more doilys, huh? It's a really good idea. What else are you doing now, aside from this?

Because you were a student at the time. I am a phone back operator for recruitment center. What? A recruitment center? Oh, okay. Like, just calling up people and trying to tell them to... Not for like, ISIS or something. Crazy, right?

Imagine! What did she say? She was a phone bank? A phone bank recruiter? I think she calls, cold calls people to recruit them into. One of those people you love getting phone calls from, you know? Who knows you may have got a call from TNX and hand up on her?

Me? Yeah, you may have. No call from TNX and hand up on her. Me? Yeah, you may have. No, I would have to pick up in order to hang up. If I don't know the person, I'm like, I can pick it that up. I think it's important for me. It's like, oh, you're really appreciate it. It's important for me.

But if that was a threat, I would marry you. And you would be my wife, and they would not be able to bore you He is really trying to fucking steal this girl I'm there for her. I'm willing to stand there for her Clarify Just to clarify. Wow. Let's get it. I'm not letting T-Nex go. We're back here another point. I'm just letting him drink. We need him.

I was born here. This would be a beautiful place to have a wedding, right? Inside coming. Try some cans to the back of the door. People throwing rice. That's racist. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that.

You guys want what? I don't know why you said that. You're the only one. Ira, the video guy, he used to sell the porn TV. You see the racy videos. He's not out there. He might be arrested or dead. sell the, you know, the porn TV. The racey videos he's not out there. He might be arrested or dead.

Hopefully. Sold the hard core videos. I would think that that would be, that business would be very much affected by the internet at this point. Yeah. Yeah, he sees sales fucking dropping off. I can't figure it out. Um, boy, yeah, but I mean, like this, she is the only one that would, she, with a legacy, she appeared the only one to appear at all three episodes making a...

Uh-huh... Damn. This is not just her story, it's our story too. Oh wow. Oh, shit. Practically a gay joke. I did it right there. I just left it here. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think she says. In fact, at some point, we get interrupted by a big fat guy who has a crush honor and comes every.

Oh, yes. Well, do we do a Sunday, right? We did on Sunday Saturday. Yeah, because TNX only works on Saturday. And she had to go take like, you know, take care over at that point. Yeah, that was a little depressing that, dude, who somebody, one of the other guys, like, yeah, he is a crush on her, he comes once a week, and he buys these bath oils and shit. And she's like, and she's like a fucking, like an alchemist, she's over there like,

this and shit up in the stuff. She's got some oils, did he? I bought some oils. Did you burn them? No, no, they weren't that time, they were sent, sent oil. Oh, you don't like them or anything? No, no, it's't that time. They were sent sent oil. Oh, you don't you don't light them or anything? No, no It's it's like perfume. Oh You'd use it. I bought

The there was a Sent that a girl that I did in high school war that she was selling so I bought it. Yeah. To make some girl wear. I want you to smell like her. Oh, god of my eyes. What is that stuff? Oh, it smells good. I don't know where that went. I don't know where it went. Probably threw it away.

Maybe, yeah, I don't know what happened to it. Poor chicks. I don't know. He's crazy. Call him a Tina X porn oil. Wow, That's something to us. Congratulations to both of you for your stick to it of this. Oh, he was my friend. This, yeah, definitely 400 episodes. The ultimate podcast trilogy, I think we now own. I can't even think who comes close. The hours of making Hayes alone, after this one, it looks like clocking in it over five

hours. Wow, my God, people are going to see that one time. And we skipped half the phone lady and all of the jewelry guys. We'll get to hear it. Maybe not comment on it, but we'll play the audio on Tiff. That'll be a treat. Yeah, that'll be nice. That'll be fun. Bonus making hay. A little bonus content. Well, then people are the people who have been there the whole time who are listening right now.

Or like so we don't hear the bonus. You know what? You know, you miss anything. I think you're like he stars you in pay for it. I think you're like he stars you and pay for it. I always think they... Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. I got analytics from Declan. If Q is in the title, if his name is in the title,

it's downloaded like at a much higher rate than in any other... Get out of here really? Yeah, really. So our thinking was, let's just put Qu Quinn in every title. I didn't know you guys are crunching numbers. Any time that his name is in the title, it's the downboats skyrocket.

Yeah, these are hard numbers. Yeah. Well, okay. I didn't know there was a science behind that. I didn't know either. Science is success. Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

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someone's gonna snitch. I'll call you like, hey, don't. Not to good bitch. Fuck her, cause out you asked if you don't know. Never say I don't go for the cable, hope. I'm fly, but what for at the point uncle for the cable cop. I'm fly the wolf for the plane. Have great taste for all the meals, like they say. Want to live the flea market like a crush it.

If you see me live, I might hide behind a pumpkin. I can't walk you on TV. They can't conceive that. Keep on with me. Pickin' up the pizza and I see you. Who the leader on my show? Quinney Quinster, Quins the Quin-Quin. Quinney Quinster, Quins the Quin-Quin. Quinney Quinster, Quins the Quin-Quin, Quin-Quinster, Quins the Quin-Quin, Quin-Quinster, Quins the Quin-Quin.

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They weren't even born when ball rats came out. Give the listeners what they want. But are these listeners that we want? Stop right there, don't care. How these numbers hurt. Will they subscribe? Will they buy a shirt? Queues the craze and test.

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