Tell Em Steve-Dave - #400.1: Making Haystory

Episode Date: February 14, 2019

Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie

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First, I want go with a phrase! That was Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to Tell Him Steve Dave episode 400.1. Shocking our listeners with a second anniversary episode. A second installment. Nobody would have predicted. Yeah, if everybody's real quiet, you can hear people's socks being blown off from across the country. Yeah, and we have a full house here. We're going to...

It may be the fullest house. It's the record for the most guests on a TSD episode. Maybe the clip is in 300, possibly. The roast, how many people around the roast? This is more. Let's do the last one. This, we're going to get sued by Netflix in the house is so full. Full list house. So we've got a lot of people here who go around and introduce everyone. Well, I mean, we're doing a lot of people here and go around and introduce everyone well. I mean

We get where we're doing it a big what's your name? The big game show episode because I mean To celebrate episode 400. I thought what better way than to Bring all our the TSD family the extended family in and to not only. On the red headed step child. Why not? I don't know. It's not only bring all the TSD family in, but also an opportunity to have another round of what I consider the greatest rivalry in podcasting today, the ISIL comics versus Tom Steve Dave.

The rivalry is so strong recently they refuse to release an episode where you recorded almost a year ago now to celebrate 300. Gee, let me think, Brian, I put myself in your place when you said you demanded that we release that episode 300. And I'm like, gee, what would Brian do? Oh, he'd tell me to go fuck myself. So Brian, go fuck yourself. But you've got to be around. I I still have the file so I could just release it. You should that's why this is the greatest Grunge and podcasting today. Yeah, I'm not a podcasting we love each other. That's it. It's like Pacquiao and Maryweather. It's like I mean the trash talking it's it's just unbelievable. Wait a minute Who's the one wearing the women's panties and the panties, you know the stockings and all that?

But you're right, a full hatch when I go and introduce everybody. Good God, all right. Well, start with Ming Chen. Hello, everybody. Fan favorite from the beginning, what did you say? Oh, yes. Been there from the very start. And you encouraged him to start his own podcast. You said you would love to see a Mike and Ming show. Mike's absent. I don't, I don't listen. I know my resume.

Very awesome. Today, today I will, though. Yes. Did they give you royalties for using the song you wrote as a title of the pot? Like, did you guys work out a deal on that? When we make money off of our podcast, I mean, he's not one getting paid. I get that contract out that we signed.

You got that. I got shares in my thoughts. That's what I'm getting ahead. It's like Bitcoin one day. Yeah. Or owning a piece of Getms backyard. I got I got shares That's what I'm getting. Hello. Okay. It's like Bitcoin one day Ponying a piece of gittems backyard Crit cryptic currency. It was extremely volatile Everybody knows Q. Yeah, hello. Hi everybody. Welcome to the other side of 400 But also another another guy who

Who bucked the odds. He came like a, basically a matinee idol of Tellum Steve Dave. Mythical figure, Sunday Jeff. Hello. Right? Yep, definitely. Also, very early on, very early member guest on Tellum Steve Dave and he stayed with us. He's been there from the beginning. And despite his complete inability

to string together a coherent sentence. He's so liable. That's my language. I gotta say, you're like our poll rug. Like everybody loves you. Everybody just wants to see more of you. Everybody just thinks you're the gosh darn best. But if they thought about it, they'd be like, why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why Officer Troy. I just spent a New Year's Eve with officer Troy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was a bet.

We in jail. That's it. I really can't say anything. Would you be allowed to talk about it? Would you go on it? On patrol ride along? Yeah. No, I don't know. Can I go on a ride along? Absolutely. I'm telling you for years, should you come by? Can we both come at the same time? Absolutely. I don't know. What are we doing? What are we doing? Can you sign out of patty wagon? Do we go to little badges? sign out of Paddywag? Do we have little badges?

Oh, do we have little badges? Oh, we get, yeah, we have the most of that community fair sense when we give out the little kid and they're coloring books and stuff. Coping app? If you think that's not good enough for us. I tell you. I'm just lit up my fucking night.

That means when you have to sit in the back, though, you can't fit two people in the front seat. No, we probably have to both sit in the back. And we're riding along. Can't fit two people in a cop car and a front seat? No, the Well actually the mark cars and the computer in the middle, but in the on mark cars. Yeah, you guys I know the back I mean, it can't it's not like it's been telling you the whole time

Right off right off If you pick up a perk though, and he has to go and back see with those guys, though. If he's got his deputies with him, we're definitely picking up a perk. Yeah, absolutely. Got a carnal. Yeah, I mean, I probably couldn't stop you from trying to buy drugs and I would have to do something. I went bad with him an hour.

Who else we got here? Father Lance, low-tellency, D-pound. Wow, Father Lance, we don't see that much, but what do we do? For very, very special occasions. Yeah, we break out, Father Lance. Do you still text with Father Lance about sports and stuff? Absolutely. I didn't text with him lately because I know his his Steelers are in disarray so I've been kind of quiet. Yeah, but for the last part we Yeah, we talk text quite often over sports anytime you do over text about

Religious stuff or just spiritual things. He sent me some spiritual messages that really helped me from time to time just like you know, but like a text through text like a like a picture of No, just like wishing my family, blessing my family on Christmas and stuff like that. You know, Brian's going to hell. Yeah, my number, Father Lance, I don't think I've gotten one blessing. I don't want to.

In fact, I can tell you for sure. I'm not that sensible. That's one. I don't know this guy. The fucking social justice warrior who tells the mind. If anyone can stand up for the rights of the marginalized, and oppressed, and whatever other fucking buzzword

is a popular this week, it's gonna be Chris Lagonda. Hello, everyone. I'm a very, very sharp looking polo. I was just kidding, but down those work, he's one of those guys that like, they're getting better looking, the older they get, they're basically gonna sharp put together. You know, it's one of those guys that like they're getting better looking they the older they get based on all sharp put together You know it's a little bit of grain is yeah, make someone to steer wish

Not to to handsome for TV No, I don't know fish such a thing man that carbonara is a good looking guy Look good I'm going to be a fan of the Holy moly Holy moly You look good, do you? It's better than Ghostbuzz That is true Frank Fives Another guy who's Listener favorite

Neck and neck with Sunday Jeff Do you guys Oh, you're going to defer to Sunday Jeff, huh? Yeah, he's definitely better real incoherent sentences really stop me wife sit next you don't be saying that because the missus I'll introduce is one of the called the better half right do you consider yourself the better half of uh, was that an I roll friend? The five? Like when you go out with decent folk, right? People like you, they are not really that turned on to Frank V. I would imagine. Yeah. She's the original. Frank, Frank, you and your friends can see you. You're not as like a wish.

You're not as like a wish you use. So you got the fives. You forgot somebody. Oh, yeah. I'm not. Howdy all. Get on Steve Dave. Certainly not in the mix for fan favorite. I disagree.

I disagree. Not in the beginning. I mean, I've seen people wish death upon him, though. Well, I say get a mirror. I've got to say. I've got to say something. No, I have not seen anybody wish their demise. Love that polarizing aspect to it. He's the heel of Tom Steve Day, right? Yeah, he's sometimes a heel of life. He is the heel of Tom Steve Day, right? Yeah, he's sometimes a heel. He's the heel of life. No. He is a heel-cat. He is a heel-cat.

He's a heel-cat. I thought people turned the corner. There's definitely, we've definitely... Well, something's wrong with them, because that is a sweet, lovely man right there. It plus he gave you that awesome Christmas present. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

It's because of that. But, uh, I thought you said mammoth. I was like, no. that's just not very thoughtful, very thoughtful young man. So I thought episode 400 we would have, um, the episode 400 was awesome. This is 4.1. Yeah, sorry.

Don't get me started, please. How much people love it? I like the best. Let's start over. Classic. I thought we would do a tell them Steve Dave experience for this episode. We would play many rounds of some of the more favorite events that we've had. Little games.

And some new games as well tonight. Almost all the games here tonight are activities involved podcasting. So if you're a podcaster, you should do well tonight. And there is no prize or championship at the end of tonight. Or point even. I just know in some old fashioned bragging rights, you know, for once. Instead of having the playing for some sort of. Cash costly price skin so my can think let's just let's first think of argument you guys win. Okay, there's a first person you to brag to

You gotta be this is right. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely a Debbie Chen Yeah, I'm going home and waking the wife up. Guess what I did shut the fuck up But Mary Beth come on You know that you're gonna go right home if you lose it's like it this she is she extra nice to To try to cheer you If you win tonight she goes when you listen to all the day like I want Mary bath that she's like what you win I'm like I won't marry back that she's like what you win I'm like I won't marry back that she's like what you win I'm like I won't marry back that she's like what you win

I'm like I won't marry back that she's like what you win I'm like I won't marry back that she's like what you win I'm like I won't marry back that she's like what you win I'm like I won't marry back that she's like what you win I'm like I won't marry back that she's like what you win I now like I said I So I consider I saw comics versus Tom Steve. They the greatest grudge match in podcast right now Right, but I'm adding a new wrinkle tonight. We're adding a third team to the mix. Oh, man expansion team One the bid for the expansion

I was one the bid for the expansion officer Troy and Sunday Jeff Wow Congratulations, gentlemen Both guys surely they talk all the time They know each other yeah, she's over sentences. They've been patient and key West I just thought their personalities would just generate a lot of content, a lot of like great, you know, what's your call on your compatible? I just thought they were very chemistry. Chemistry is everything. Sympathico. Yeah. So I thought that these guys are the going to be now like the everybody routes for the new guy. So you're going to know the young fresh fish. They're all going to be all over new guy. So you're underdog. Yeah, the young, the fresh fish. They're all going to be all over the guys. So you guys are going

to have to try to beat the, the new commerce tonight. This is all this is awkward, but we were all just gathered and Jeff was sitting right next to me and I was talking across the table to Brian the entire time. I don't think I told you. They didn't even consult on the

menu, which is, ah, it's going to be next to you. The first I had was what I ate. That's it. Yeah. Yeah ah, it's going to be next to me, so what you fish on head was what I ate. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, so it's something. Did you have that fish? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, she did. Had a steak cramp. Had a steak cramp. And he had the organic salmon. Yeah, I'm that big steak eater, right? You know you were playing steaks tonight, and you went with fish? Yeah.

Pfft. So you're going to fuck yourself, asshole. But, you know what? Just for let you go to the stake place. You have to have stake. I got to tell you that. I'm not gonna let you. I'm looking at what he's eating. I'm like, I'm gonna fuck with anyone, dude.

I'm gonna fuck with him. I'm not a big straight heater. I'm not a big straight heater. He's tried up lemons on it. It was good. Poor bastard. He was really good. Was he the only one who had seafood?

I was not. Somebody, one other person did. Okay. No, the dishwasher. All right. So what's in there? So you are in the free fish. You fucking great. Oh, fuck you love this country.

Damn right. So we got the three teams, and that won't answer our judges. Got father Lance will be judging tonight. I thought how awesome is it to have a real father in here judging and scoring tonight? Is that all you did? Well, just judge. Well, I just cause you're a priest and I've seen his wife and them always scoring all the time. That was a fucking sexy guy. Right? Where is she? Am I right?

Right? Man of God in the house. See, this is why it isn't textual spiritual shit. Right? Can I make a suggestion? Sure. The raised competition level. Yes.

To honor TSC history, I say they play for the naming rights to all new puck nuts. No, I don't think anybody even listens to puck nuts just behind the paywall now. Oh, I think the STU listeners can cut the part of my wife. Also judging tonight, Chris Ladondo. Another guy who judges a lot,? Total. Oh, he judges everyone on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and all the writing of Chris, Frank five, and Mrs. five. And you're not judging as a team. You're your own voice tonight, Mrs. Five.

But first time, congratulations. It's an idea to create a song for you. It sounds I'm sorry, I was just a little bit more similar to mine. We're trying to stop bringing to some of the judgmental parent on the family. The least judgment. Yeah, but there is a father. I mean, you know, you got me. There was a reason why I made

Frank the judge because we're playing an old favorite tonight and it demanded that Frank be judgment in that part of the podcast tonight. So in other words, you only used it because you had to. You guys are ready to begin with a new game. A game we've never played before. Yeah. It's called All Apologies.

So I give you a multiple choice question regarding a real life situation that resulted in an apology. Guess right and get 20 points. Guess wrong and you get a scenario that you must issue an apology for. The judges will reward a score from one to five based on what? Get them. A, how sincere the apology is. B, how groveling the apology is.

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I'm sorry. I just want to clarify. How do you avoid giving the apology if you guessed the right? If you guessed the multiple choice where I give you a real life situation in the real world or someone had to issue an apology you guess right? Give him multiple choice you get 20 points get it wrong and then your team has to issue an apology. So it's possible that all three teams are issuing an apology in one round. Yes. God. Okay. I got it. And you'll have a you'll have a minute 30 to deliver your apology. Okay. On the clock. Is it a team apology? It has to

team apology. Somebody has to finish and start it. So he has to finish. Okay. Alright. So why we will never win since Saturday. win. Yeah. I'm not saying or not. Oh, okay. Wow. All right. So we really got to guess right.

Yeah. Because our apology game is 90 seconds. I'm really, really, really, really, really. I'm really happy for you, right? 90 seconds? I don't think you could add up all the apologies in my life. Yeah. I knew I was putting one arm behind your back.

Yeah. Like this game. But that's why I wanted to do it. Because you guys, I don't see you got your D'Alpha dogs. You never apologize to anybody. Sure. Now, well, I would apologize for anything at any given time. If it meant anything.

I will. Do you just tell me what's upset you? I don't see you groveling. When's the last time you groveled? I don't think I have grovels. It sucks. Let me tell you. Well, when was the last time you groveled? I don't think I have grovels. It sucks. Let me tell you. It does. Well, when was the last time you groveled? I don't like any number of times. Before the likes went hot. Honestly, that's an interesting question. I think I have a grovel.

Never begged. Maybe some of that shit, I guess. I don't know. I don't remember. Do you guys want to go first? Or do you guys would prefer to let another team go first so you can see how the game is played? This is very far into you guys, it sounds like. Oh, I fucking get him explaining. I personally can't wait for the intro. Yeah, that's what I'm going for. All right, guys.

Would you like to read the first question, Adam? Do you trust me? Yes, I do. OK. You got, OK. OK, team team, you ready? Jeff and Troy, you ready? Yes. I do. Okay. Okay. Okay, team. You ready? Jeff and Troy, you ready?

Yes. I'm ready. All right. What CEO apologized for eating at Chick-fil-A? Chick-fil-A? It is? Chick-fil-A. It is?

Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. You should apologize for something. I've been calling it. Okay. Wow. I know you Okay, there's a dash Yeah, let's see you apologize for eating a chick filet a Teslas Tesla's Elon Musk. See okay

Testlons, Tesla's Elon Musk. Is he okay? You're drinking with you guys before. No, that's what I'm saying. You're a right pal. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I know. You're a real good man.

I'm going to let the paint chips off the top. Take a breath, bro. I know. I got to tie the paint. Re-sad game. Don't let him get it. Go ahead Go ahead. You want me to finish? Never let him see you. What's the opal's eyes for eating chick-fil-a? Yes. A Tesla's Elon Musk.

B Twitters Jack Dorsey. C Amazon's Jeff Bezos. Or D. Fakes books. Mark Zuckerberg Think it's either Jack Dorsey or Zuckerberg. I think it might be Jack Dorsey Take away Twitter take away face book. Let's see what we got left Amazon's Jeff Ruffie so or Tesla's Elon Musk. What did they apologize for? For eating a chick fillet. What would a woman or a chick fillet is religious in this course on some days and it's against age and average. So they apologize for supporting a business.

But it's like, why the hell are you apologizing? There's one thing I don't know. I'm going to go to the right now. I'm going to go to the right now. I'm going to go to the right now. I'm going to go to the right now. I'm going to go to the right now. I'm going to go to the right now. I'm going to go to the right now.

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fathers, I don't hear confessions. Oh, you know here. So you okay? So what would you put that that apology? What did you feel that was warranted that should have should Jack Dorsey have apologized for that? No Judges Christmas. Oh, yeah Really you really feel it? All right, so off to a great start Wow Jeff and Troy. This is for TSD. Okay, the next question is for team TSD. All right. Are you ready? Yes. Okay. Let's hope I am Who apologized for calling Carrie Fisher quote the most beautiful creature I had ever seen she turned out to be witty and bright as well. Is it a

camel? P be Be Peter may hear See Steve Martin or D Chevy Chase Steve Martin. You're talking to two One in a corner tightens of the industry We're in the club man man. We're not going to know this. Correct. 20 points.

Wow. Wow. Thank you. That's right. Good job, guys. Without hesitation. Yeah, I guess I remember thinking that was bullshit that they made them. We're going to queue an aura on there instead of 20.

Why is that? Yeah, why is there an ad symbol on that? All right. Okay, comics. Ready? Yes. Which network recently issued an apology for killing off a gay character, despite the fact that the actress has chosen to leave.

They killed him. It's the craft. It's the craft that really you have to respect it. But at some point it's just the same. It's just different. But you have to find the joy and the phrase. He's found it for everyone. That's great.

I know. So fucking the cramped. Continue, continue. That was a miserable idea. I'm a funny show. Witch Network recently issued an apology for killing off a gay character, despite the fact that the actors had chosen to leave the show

to fulfill other commitments. Is it A, A and C? B, C, B, S, C, the C, W, or D, B, E, T. Another pit of existence. I thought it was a confession from you, right? There's a tough one, boys, I think. I know. Yeah, that's what I a tough one, boys. I know. Yeah, that's what I would guess.

I mean, I haven't watched the regular TV in a long time. And you've been watching Boston Legal on Netflix. Yeah, I don't want to. So I've jumped up from like 80 years ago. I've been reading shit. I love that everyone's watching fucking bird box and like black mirror. And you're like, I'm watching Boston Legal. Why the fuck?

Why not? Well, because Ellie McBeal is in a box. and like black mirror and you're like I'm watching Boston legal why the fuck? Why the fuck? Why? Well, because Ellie McBeal is in a box. And William Schatner. Ellie Schatner. Yeah. Well, that's what I would have to say to CW. Yeah. CW.

Yes. I can curve. You can curve, Gatorne, what's the right answer? Correct. CW. Oh. Wow. Wow.

The characters from the walking dead. The characters from the walking dead dead dead the? Characters, they were gay characters from the walking dead. That they go. That died? Yeah. All right. Back to team Jeff and Troy, right? Yes. Everybody has 20 points on the board if you don't have video.

So. So. So. That's great. Thanks, Adam. All right. Don't have video. It's written on two old card partners.

Great. Well, for people listening, this episode is on the, the video is on Patreon now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you can get to see this, saying, you know, not only hear it if you're on Patreon. All right, get them. Number six. Number six, for team Jeff and Troy, which airline apologized for an airline employee that mocked a five year old name and posted it on social media? The name was worst A-B-C-D-E pronounced

A-B City Correct. Absid-y. Absid-y. Okay. A, Southwest Airlines. B, JetBlue, C, American, or D, Delta. Ooh, first I want to know how many times on the trip you go on the internet and it's not accident. D. Jet Blue. C. American. Or D. Delta.

Oh, first I want to know how many times on the trip you go on the internet and it's not accidental. You even tent sure to go in there looking for something. There's no way he's aware of it. Now Troy. Troy definitely. Yeah, because there's a kind of shit. Troy would immediately text me. Texting. I probably said this. I believe Southwest. That is correct. Wow.

We're not getting any apologies now. Troy, sorry. Well, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, then we're getting them right. Wow. Give you a three-ounce in service. Boy, what are you feeling about the press?

Should they have apologized? I don't know Because the name is pretty friggin ridiculous. Well, you're not laughing at the little girl The life of the mother. I'm a mother. I'm a kid. My name is dope. It's just it's All right next up is team T Next up is team TSD. Are you ready? Oh, yeah? Okay, what animal did a California aquarium social media account have to apologize Proposing a photo with the words like thick and chunk Is it a a dolphin?

be a pufferfish See an otter or D a jellyfish handle this one my friend. I would love to much like my friend my smooth hairless friend Ming-Chen right here. That is correct. Wow. Wow. You had to be upset about that one, all right? About the honor? Yeah. No? Well, I don't care anymore about it. Yeah. Yeah. Trump, Trump. You're right. You're right. I think it's out of 2020.

The outrage is kind of getting ridiculous. Wow. Really? You're sick of the outrage? Kind of ridiculous. Why are you here that, Jim? It's something like that. It's so manufacturing.

Are you trying to tell them to get popular? No, I'm just saying. Comments. Most people are in support of it. It's like, people just fucking around, like, calm the fuck down. OK. OK. All right. Team Iso, comments, are you ready for your questions?

Yeah. Which Olympic gold medalist had to issue an apology to the special Olympic community after dressing up like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder? Is it a Apollo O know? B Sean White, C Usain Bolt or D Michael Phelps. I think it's gonna be Apollo O know right? Why do you think that? I don't know because that was the first one he said. I have no fuck. Did you guys know that Sean White's a loose cannon?

He did smoke pot I thought white was just in the room I'll agree with you. Go for go for it. Apollo on Apollo. Oh no incorrect. Oh, no. Oh, that's good. Guys. It was a crack dance.

It was Sean white. But that's OK. Now we're into the we're into something good now. OK. Nobody wants to listen to people getting right answer. No, I agree. That's why they listen to TSD. That's why I pretend I was hypnotized. I didn't want to boring episode. All right. No, we don't know. I guess. Still telling that line. It's fucking method acting. All right.

I was he was committed. What did he say? Ming this is your scenario which you must apologize to the judges so you'll be writing down a score between Well how many judges four okay between one and five a perfect score gives you 20 just what you got with the right score Okay, time begins one being the worst five being the absolute best apology you ever heard and remember guys It's about rolling okay about Incomplicating and sincerity okay time begins when you finish reading you got the timer ring. Yep. I got They took a hit That's my only boo boo so far So you retweet a video of your child solving a Rubik's Cube insanely fast with the hashtag

world's fastest Rubik Cube solver you are immediately assaulted with messages that the color blind people have no idea what's going on and they're just watching someone spin a square around. Apologize for the insensitive video you posted. I feel like I'm gonna drop the press. Yeah. So, start the tire. It's start it. Go. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so sorry

that you are unable to enjoy colors the way that normal human beings are. Normal. Normal. Um, not that you're not normal. Of course. Good recovery. Normal normal Not that you're not normal of course recovery I'm sure you can enjoy things that we can't like seeing in black and white. Yes, exactly. Thank you, Brian I don't know how much more I can truly apologize because you're fucking colorblind who gives you let's in a minute you want to be spin a square around my kid my kid I'm proud of my kid you should be

proud of your children I don't know him Samson dear I know what I do is wrong I just didn't think the excitement came over me and you know it's listen I I post a lot of things and sometimes I don't I don't think about what I post and you know I don't I I post my own enjoyment not for other people's enjoyment or or tell it people's detriment and and I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend offend you whatsoever, and I'll never do it again. Wow, you're such a bad guy. You guys did anything Christian, sir? How much time?

Uh, oh! Nine is off. Wow, that was, I mean, that's spoken like a man who's definitely had the grovel. Huh? Many times. That's many times. You even had the water in your eyes.

A little bit, yeah. Was it water? Sure. Water's you had water. You just never get a stuff. All right, father Lance, did you write down it in an American score? I'm writing it down. You have one job, father.

And then after you reveal your number and then you could tell us why you gave that number Okay Team myself comics is getting a 2.5 out of 5. Oh, okay I felt Ming's groveling was Pathetic as it should have been isn't groveling pathetic. Oh, so right Sorry, okay, okay, that's good. It's good. Okay. I'm just clarifying What about your own now I I Game Mike's and Sarah points since he flipped out and flipped script on That didn't work against them. Well, you know, he could have got five, you know, they were both sincere but since he

Mike Made only me novel but was insincere since he made me travel but was insincere. I might have my consensual. My big draw in was sincere. Yeah, Mike, Mike got angry and

yeah, Mike's got zero right? His anger was sincere, but he wasn't apologizing, right? Which defeats apologizing, though, you can't come back with more attitude. He has to act away. Anyone would act when I'm apologizing to the wife. Like like yes, she's sincerity. You're like I'm gonna

Don't double down. Yes exactly. Listen unless my wife's colorblind. I am not a poison to anyone All right, I would argue you should have said that in a sense your color blind because you chose an Asian lover I have to take that from him. Oh, come on. Well, the exception. Yes, here's the one in the cup. I swear to God. That's too much.

You can't choose who you love. It's true. It's true. You tell him, you tell him, well, pretty well. And he apologized for my slip. It's not hard. It's not hard. It's the judge. I mean, I swear to God, I mean, the guy put his manhood on the table. Like every other day.

Not so much. I didn't see anything. All right, 2.5. You want to give it a change of score for? I was going to wait until everybody. You're going to remember that. I mean, you know, you're gonna remember that I mean I mean Right out the gate Mike is insulting the color blind community, you know, so that really that there's took a hit

He had the opportunity to save himself, but he didn't it just got worse and worse Zero and then Ming saved it. I actually, if I believe Ming, he really sounded, thank you Chris. So out of a perfect score of five, zero for Mike, 2.5. Whoa, okay. So so far, total of five points. I'm sorry, you're in five minutes.

Two points five is five, by the way. Yeah. But if you look at Ming's face, like if you look at his expression, he's not sincere. Frank five. Okay, so I gave them a 2.0, the worst score so far. Two. Yeah, I was like Jamie far a little bit.

Like I feel like I'd be on a gong show, right? Yeah. I'm not dressed. I'm not in the dress. I felt that they both really weren't too sincere. Evening? No, I didn't buy it with me to seem like. No, Ming was pretty groveling. And to be honest with you, you have to really get behind your apology and the color of

that. Or you know that flying get behind your apology. I'm not calling you that line. Fuck about. That's why I call him by apology. I have a lot of people apologize to you. Why do I come on out? Why do I come on out? Don't speak there again. I can keep forgetting that.

But the friend time is that I'm really sorry. You cheats set it up like that. He said, if that was your fault, that was... I agree with you. When you said, get behind. I was you Said it up like that though. I was your fault I agree with you when you said get behind He's gonna hit break five can sniffing out his school teacher So you've had a lot of people apologize to you. What's the area? Oh definitely gravel It's constant, you know something's turned lately. Somebody's been been more

Probably than me once. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. Professor five dog at my homework. Fortunately, you're not a judge. So it doesn't. It doesn't matter. I thought we're going to be the 70-year-old. I did my best. This is five, though, as the only female on the panel. What does that mean? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Let her speak. I want to hear this. I've been with Frank for over 18 years, so there's been a lot of apologizing for him for different things. So he's been more grappling than that? Well, maybe not grappling, but more sincere. More threatening.

I'm just absolutely surprised. I give Ming a one for grappling and that's it. Wow. That's always face. He's in sincere. You know he's got shit. So now the teams know that the judges are harsh. They're not very way. You're going to have to

earn everything you get tonight. And I respect Mrs. Five because she's like not for too long. Men have sat in judgment. Wow. Alright, so 20. That's the minority she's judgment like that. I'm going to change the game on the fly. I'm not going to give you guys multiple choice. You guys have to apologize. I apologize scenarios because I want to least every team to give an apology. Alright? Yeah, as a negative.

Jeff and Troy. Here's your apology scenario. It is the end of the baseball world series. And the New York Yankees have defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers. You tweet Yankees rule much like your baseball cap right now. You would probably tweet that right. Troy. No.

That would be a little bit more scenario. OK. West and the Mississippi people are furious and demand an apology for shaming the West Coast fans during the most trying time. Some West Coast fans have threatened a boycott of the Sunday Jeff Show. If you don't, grovel and just deliver an apology worth apology, you know,

off the charts apology right now. So I tweet Yankees rule, both you take it out on Jeff. Well, both you guys in this scenario. What's a tweet? So a minute, 30 on the clock. Yeah, you can leave. Okay, go. Ladies and gentlemen, they're pressed. You're pressed. Press comes.

Let me go. What press? It has come to my attention of untasteful and very wrong tweets that were sent after our luxurious victory. That was hacked. Still am. I was hacked. I was hacked. I was hacked. I was hacked. I was hacked. I was hacked.

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I was hacked. I was hacked. I was hacked. I was hacked. I was hacked. I was hacked. But it's transpired through the internet the internet world 45 seconds janky fans Need silence my sincerity is is trying to come up, but I just don't have the words I was raised to be told that to be a good winner is not to be a sore loser. So it was wrong to be boastful about the Yankees win. I shouldn't have even boasted things I had nothing to do with the team's victory. I was merely wondering what you're not telling the judges. I honestly didn't think that I would incur this type of wrath that I may lose some of the Jeff Schoels listeners

Just because I simply showed excitement over a sporting event. However, I do apologize for anybody may have offended At this time I wish to resume And I can though like some defiance So defiance at the end from Troy. How's it? Some might say victim blaming. Yeah, you're, you're, you're, you didn't, you definitely were like, you didn't feel you should have to do this. But you're forcing it to a different. It's, it's like when somebody's like, I'm sorry, you feel that way. I'm not. You're fucked up for thinking that way. And I'm sorry that you're so fucked up.

That's the way you do. That's not what I was going for. But I think that that's what you think as a general, do you deliver a lot of apologies? I know. You don't apologize. I'm a general. I get the general of the police right now. I get the general of the anti-general. The general, like, at home, do you apologize

on a regular basis like I do? I mean, honestly, if, like, I tell the kids we're going to be somewhere, but I wasn't able to make it because of work, I apologize. I got caught up with work. But generally, not. So you're not used to it, so it's all over. Not used to apologize, because of work. I apologize. I got caught up with work. But generally, So you're not used to it now you still apologize. Yeah. All right. I'm out of my comfort zone. Yeah, your element. Yeah. All right, father Lance. Okay. I'm going to give you a three.

Based on Troy's well-reasoned argument, it would have been higher, but for some of Jeff's in coherent ramp lane, it made me look good. I don't think he met any points on there, whereas Officer Troy brought in sportsmanship, sonnets and seer denial. And Sunday, brother, the delusion of being a part of the I can sort of just my chance to shine. What were you

thinking when you went to the press conference? Press conference, I want to do the press conference and then just spewed out of word salad. I wonder if you're the press conference. I wonder if you're the press conference. And then just spewed out a word salad. It's outfledged, right? You're the bomb in a word salad. And that is exactly why you can't kill the Sunday jet show,

no matter what you do with say wrong. People are going to tune in. That's right. All right. Chris. I think Troy was like the savior of like what Ming was that I'm like in Ming apology. That was an angry. Yeah. You should have been. So yeah so I gave them score. This score is a 3.25. He just

Want to New Jersey public schools good All right 3.25 all right, so I give them 2.5 Because he's just reusing the car that he used So 5.2 with Jeff. I was I was lost. I didn't realize it was an apology until very... You don't understand me, man. I just didn't understand. Troy, Troy seemed very matter-effect. He seemed somewhat sincere in apologetic. The only reason I didn't give Troy a higher score is because he didn't look at me. And he didn't look at me and he didn't look at us

I couldn't apology because I was shamed I was I kept my downwards on a shame nobody even looked at Ming's body language. I mean he was spying on somebody did Jellyfish and nobody trying to remain upright He basically was a jellyfish and nobody trying to remain upright. I can't believe You're so to breathe We're so harsh to I saw comics. All right, Mrs. Five Wow Wow, you said they're not giving away points This is by my very this is almost like a course direction

Yeah, why did you give them a three what on what planet did they the debt deserve a free? course, my action. For that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why did you give them a three? What on what planet did that deserve a three? Because Troy's cute, most two fags are. Do you want very cute? Really, what on what planet does that get a three over what they did? I think Troy was very sincere. He explained the reasoning why and he was hostile.

Well, at the end, but she's used to that. He's especially, especially at the end. He turned it around and made it about them, rather than about him apologizing. No. They're close. If I had to do over again, I probably when I was apologizing for showing team pride,

one of one, the hat of the team, the number of apologizing. At the pride. One of one of the hat of the team. I'm apologizing at the stress conference. Yeah, with your PR, PR people should have told you to get out of it. I liked it now. It's definitely a press conference. Would have been wrenching it in your hand. All right. So to catch people up on the scores, we have team ISO comics at the rear with 28 team TSD in the middle with 40 and team Jeff and Troy with 51.75 points. Thank you, Chris Ladonda. We've got five.

All right team tell them Steve Dave. Yeah, cute. Yes, you are caught on the beach. So when it's not the photo of you Mm-hmm. They saw your kingdom come Superman tattoo. Yeah, and they posted a picture of it. Yep And backlash is forming because some feel Superman is a symbol of white privilege. You know the story the most privilege family on the most Privilege planet decides a center child of privilege off planet because things got a little rough you need to apologize faster than a speeding bullet before they bring out the cryptidye protest signs and it affects your TV show I threw that in there

at the land I knew that was happening on the end makes a difference hold on somebody hold this one for me that in there. I knew that was coming. And at the end, it makes a difference. Hold on. Somebody hold this one. Someone hold this one. Thank you. Just keep it safe. I'm going to need it. Hold it.

I was just going to split my attention between this and making it Kingdom Come, Joker, Earth. All right, guys. Go. Wow. Oh, man. The thing about life is you got to learn, you got to grow, you got to change. I was with you when you got that to a much younger man. It's such a wise

man as you are now. Who out there can say that you haven't made decisions as a younger person that you regret later on because you didn't understand the implications of what that meant at the time. And I do at times when I'm putting on a shirt or getting on a shower in the morning understand what I have on my skin, but I think to cover it up and pretend it never happened would be even more disrespectful. Like, let people see the man I was because if we can't grow and change and get better, then what's the point of anything? I would rather wear my shame and show people that you could learn. Sorry. Backbone.

That's right. Brothers, the backbone of religion is. Guess. And that's what he's doing right now. He's paying penance. He wanted to tell me earlier today. He was like, I deserve it. He's paying the payments. He wanted, he told me earlier today, he was like, I deserve it. He said I deserve it.

I should have gotten removed. I should have used some of my TV money to get her even moved, and that's what I'm gonna do now. Now. Because yeah, he was like, thank you to all those people who brought it to my attention that it was really that important.

I knew it was, you know. I'm sorry you guys had to teach me that lesson, and I wasn't wise enough to know it on my own, but from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate you. The only thing you should have that spine deck. I don't know if I'll ever look at you the same way. I just got to wipe white shit off my lips. Hold on a second. I don't think either one of you will apologize. Oh, no, I said I'm sorry you had to teach me this lesson.

I will say though that you guys have entered your scores, so I don't want to sway the judges, but you guys were looking at each other's eyes and everyone's once looked at the judges though because we're responsible for the mess Are you at a press conference or are you just Father Lance, what do you give them they you know the folly of youth Henness give them. They, uh, you know, the follow-up youth. That would be good. Henan's. Two shed here. That's how you're giving a apology.

Oh, wow. Did a fiber point find my can't tell. Mike, it's hard to shake your head because I mean, you cussed and you got so angry immediately. You can't really be upset in your

apology. You had your chance and all I In curse You're fucking color, who gives you 20 minutes? I'll fit a bag of alcohol in that bag. I mean, really, it's hard for now to shake your head and feel like you've been robbed when you have a bag. Oh, no, no, I'm not. I could, oh, this is a tell-em-steeve day. So, what do you feel?

Do you feel it in the tank? The judges may be in the tank for TSD? I wasn't going there, but since you buy it, I'll buy it. Well, there's a lot of game left. You should really get on the judge's pants. Man, you got a role of rain in your and their part.

There's no raining him. And what do you have? He's a wild stallion. He can't be tied down. You two were gazing in each other's eyes and you're tossing gay epithets. It's a charity. Yeah. No, it's, it was your...

I get serious with camera lens and see nothing but like glass, but I got to look at another human's eyes when I apologize. Well, hold on, you said a human's eyes. Yeah. Chris? It was good, but wasn't perfect, but pretty damn close. 4.17. Oh yeah. I know. I know.

Wow. I've been a cashier for like 20 years on my life. It's not that hard. I was hurt. I was hurt. Frank five. All right. I thought it was very good. I gave it a little four.

Five. And I noticed, Brian did make eye contact with the judges, or at least he looked in my eyes. I saw it one point. She's gone Quinn, huh? Yeah. I was on the way. I was on the start of the fight. All right, four point. Yeah. So he made eye contacts, said that Q actually said that he deserved the punishment that he was getting so they They don't do it admitted to being wrong. I love the tears. Thank you. Here's something I do with Mary. Oh, Oh, I do lick your palms. Yeah, I Put them up by your eyes. It looks like you got here. Oh, okay. All right. Just you know for next time pro tip everyone pro

Point on your four point. your 4.0 nice very quickly Mrs. 5 you can't respect a guy who's crying as he apologizes to you right? Right Oh Mrs. 5 what's your final towel here? Why That's what I told her But why what made them get a photo and I don't understand this man Ming Chen

He was Mine was real. They're all fake. Yeah, this didn't really happen All right, so we're on to the next round. That's all apologies. Oh, wait a minute. We we got kind of stooped out of Another down a turn. Yeah, we're no they started Okay, yeah my dough and argue it To not to just thank you. Thank you. One point for that saved you know, it's one minutes, too So yeah, of course, all right We can hear the jumbles in the room get up. Uh-oh

We're bad to go on safari for some Bad to go on safari for some elephants boys Wow You miss ice I saw comics you guys gonna be up first or playing a mini round of elephants in the room Okay, I give each team a hard to discuss topic. And that team has the option to do a two minute mini podcast on the topic, which judges will award a score of one to five again. And get them. Please read the criteria. The teams will be judged upon.

All right. Well, the teams will be judged on a how enlightening the pot is. the pod. All right, well, the teams will be judged on a how enlightening the pod is, b how sincere the pod is, c did both team members participate equally in the pod and d how entertaining the pod is. If the topic is too dangerous, the team has one pass and may pass upon doing the pod to take an elephant physical challenge. That is, if completed within the predetermined time, that team will get 12 points. We need these points. Few years ago, a Marvel executive shocked the comic world with this response to a question of sagging sales. What we heard was that people didn't want any more diversity. They didn't want female characters out there. That's what we heard. Whether we believe that or not, I don't know that's really true, but that's what we saw in sales.

We saw the sales of any character that was diverse, any character that was new, our female characters, anything that was not a core moral character, people were turning their noses up to it. Do a podcast on this Marvel executives quote, or use your past and take an elephant physical challenge. Mike, still? Why isn't any hesitation? You're fucking I sell comics. I don't know. I don't know. Should we try this? This is a very, very touching topic, though. I wouldn't want to touch this one when a 10 foot pole. Right.

Mike, do you want to touch it with the 10 foot pole? Let's go. Okay. Mike, I'm going to touch it. Yeah. That's what Paul. I'm going to let it go.

I'm going to let it go. Wow. I got one man. I'm a big man. I'm one and go. Cool. Gotcha. All right. Hello, everybody. Welcome. Nice. I'll comics diversity and comics. Diversity and comics. Yes. All right. We've got the, the, the, um, come on. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, we've got the first female lead Marvel movie coming out in March. It's Captain Marvel. Yeah, she's been around for almost 50 years

Absolutely, she was not a star in her own right in the beginning, but okay But do people want this the argument is that people only want the core Marvel characters not true No diversity no female characters, sagging sales, you're a retailer. Do you know, do you see this to be true? We see all this stuff to be true. There are sagging sales, but they're sagging sales across the boards. So diversity, they're not truly giving us really diverse characters. They're actually taking the names, just shoving it into a sausage casing, sausage casing of a male superhero giving it the powers and the name and it's stupid

So they should actually just do stories based on stories and you know if Brian Johnson we're here I tell him to go fuck himself so good. So it doesn't matter if they're black, right white purple female male Galey transgender it doesn't matter. It's the story is good. The story's gonna be good. I'm gonna turn my crystal on. There you go. So that's your argument then. Do that the numbers don't lie though.

The numbers don't lie though. Numbers don't lie, but I think it also has to do with the fact that the stories aren't good. They're not making them compelling. Back in the day, Stan knew what he was doing. And, you know what? He didn't write Shakespeare, but he knew what he was doing, but the story is mattered. And I think it doesn't matter. You can plug in any character of any race, creator, color, and make the story matter. All right. So it has nothing to do with,

well, he does just repeat what Mike says. Exactly. But here's the thing in hell. I'm just a second about it. I'm gonna pop it. My favorite comic book. Oh, saved by the bell. You're in. You're in. You're in.

You're so dark. Why not only were any pre-filled out vibes were entertaining? What a guess. Is it top topic? I mean, wow, I can't shoot. You guys didn't consider using the pants on that one, huh? Not for a second, I guess. I was.

I was. I was. All right. Father Lance. All right. I think Mike was enlightening and sincere on that. I think they split up equal time. It is a little bit repetitive Just parroting what Mike says

I mean entertaining Mike through a stuffing in the sausage casing Being able to get that in there was was Massively even jump in on it But it was there for the taking so I gave him a four five oh wow got plus you find nice well done it's a great score I'm shocked that's going to be strong it's a great score for you guys you need it that yes we did um seeing as how you skipped us on one of the questions

You're gonna get you're gonna get a next round at some point Nexus count math you know All right, I was just gonna use this to weren't they supposed to you guys supposed to be like doing it together like a green both a Green right? Well, I mean just doing something together. It seemed like it was all Mike. Yeah, Mike Mike really carried it Make no one does I love you, but there wasn't a lot of participation I think so the score I'm gonna give you guys is a 3.23 Okay, okay better than more than half alright generous score. It is not a bad school. It is. I'll take it

It's good school. I know they know what they're talking about. Just man could have brought it up a little bit I know they know comments. OK. Frank. I thought it was very interesting. I thought that they both seem sincere in lightning. I thought it was somewhat. Well, we're tearing that over from heart. I know.

We're finally sincere. Yeah. Ming was groveling. That was good. I did. I did. I did. But you know, they didn't what they were talking about. And I mean, so I get it before.

Wow. All right. All right. Thank you, Frank. you know they knew what they were talking about and I mean so I get it for wow all right all right thank you Frank so what was their focus from based upon that quote from the executive that day what well I think the the takeaway that I have from it is that it really doesn't matter what you know gender or race or whatever somebody is if it's a good story it's going to be a good story or race or whatever somebody is. If it's a good story, it's gonna be a good story. So the bad sales were due to what?

I didn't try and you shoehorn females into traditional male characters. Girls fault. As opposed to coming up with original, diverse characters, which I think was my... Was that your take away from the girls rowing? It might say they were down across the board. All right.

All right, five gives us a four. I like it. Thank you. And what about Mrs. Five? Here she comes. Wow. Coming back. Coming back. Those are come back numbers. It is. Those are definitely great. She's I mean, you guys should be well ahead of them. I mean, usually, I'm usually wedged on my between coming. All right, Jeff and Troy, your elephant in the room topic is soccer superstar David Beckham, future MBA Hall of Famer, Dwayne Wade, and legendary quarterback Tom Brady. We're all seen this past year kissing their

children on the lips and the internet was enraged. Do a podcast on these loving fathers or take the elephant physical challenge. You're cool. You get more points doing a pod. Well, it seems you have to be. I'm a free that if I do a thing about guys kissing kids on the lips, it's not sexy. I'm going to take a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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Yeah, you know, they're all big time athletes, superstars in your field, and they all got caught kissing. Well, not quite. Right. Right. Right. We're learning a closet, play the boys in the well. Down in the basement.

They posted videos on themselves. It was basically a kiss, damn. Thanks for the show. Right. And the internet was enraged to a podcast not a Jeff. Go! The internet enraged about showing affection towards your own children. What does the world come to? Exactly.

I mean, just a father, your father. I mean, have you ever kissed your own children? You know, just a little pack, you know. I love you. Give them a little hug. Absolutely. Every night what they go to bed. Why is it? Why is it that it's such a big deal? I would think we can't show affection towards their own children.

I would think that that's something that's to be embraced and so upgraded. I would say the we're the first generation of I love you, dads. I would say that our fathers probably, you know what's that I love you once in a while, you know, give your panel a head, say goodnight. But this is the first generation

when you see fathers actively being affectionate with their kids. Can't do anything anymore. You can't you're in the camera's eye. You're always out there. You can't do anything. You can't kiss your own child and say that you love them. Some people never got kissed, obviously. Maybe they should have and they might have been different later on in like, what kind of twisted my would take something as innocent as a father should have affection to his child and turn it to something filthy. I mean, besides me making that joke before we start.

Who would do something like that? No Tom, it's just, right. Just say you're looking at your kids eyes, you're just embracing. You're embracing your two-year-old. You made it creepy by looking into the right. So give your kid a hug. I didn't say it twinkle in your eyes. I said just, you know, what's like here?

You know, like the lock eyes with your kid and just slowly coming for his, that's creepy. I'm sitting on your head. I just said, you know, I was like, you know, I love you. I don't know why you can take something as sweet as innocent. And now I understand why people so hour people got nothing to do You know something kids don't know they're loved in so now until now I never understood what my wife is talking about but when she's complaining but like this two minutes does feel like forever

It's just how much time you use your kid this long? How much longer do you use that? That was great. I'm turning every week to the Nandler reflux. Wow. Like that was passion there. Or those passion really well done though. We're Troy Trotts. Say daddy steer the truck. Daddy told you to take off your pants. Is like, you know, we're the first generation.

Why can't you steer the truck? And hold her hands. Just like right towards that iceberg. All right, fatherlands. It looks alright. A little hazy. No. They had a good banner back in for if they were painting. Good for them. Thought they were sincere.

Lightly, I had to take some points away because you didn't address how disgusting Tom Brady's kiss with his son was. That's a scalar span right there. Let's not get in a big band's Four Chris the band to back of both was excellent that was very I felt they were ever sincere Then at the end of the rail the little set to take off a point you know minor minor Traction so I give you guys a 490. Whoa!

I'm near perfect pod. Wow. Wow. He theorized on micimac. Importional. Yeah, no, thanks a lot there. Departuality. I liked it.

I thought that it was nice that they both were engaging with each other. I liked the fact that they didn't even mention the fact that it was the father kissing the kid on the lips until the very end. If they could have just kept it going without mentioning that, that way the scroll would have even been higher. And I thought it was really, really entertaining, so 4.5.

And you see, that's where a piece to have some DJI on a podcast. Yeah, I don't know. I know it. I know it. You guys could have a podcast in career if you limit your pods to 90 seconds. Mrs. 5. I thought they were very sincere. They worked well together. It's their first pod together. Try it. See? Did a good job.

Thanks. Like them podcasting. What? I was going to score that. Like the podcast First time ever and how long have you guys been putting Wow Oh, you guys that was a touch subject too. That was man, but they never get it with grace Wisdom all, 70.2. 4.

The BQ and Brian, your topic is, why is it in some states it's harder to get an abortion than to buy a gun to a podcast on the subject. Some states are harder to get an abortion than by you. Why is it harder to get an abortion in some states than to buy a gun Bryce thinking if you get the gun, you don't need the Welcome to abortion versus guns So Q on the table here is why in some states is it easier? Get a gun that it is to get an abortion Well, we know the answer right everyone knows the answer not everyone wants to say nobody wants to say We do here on guns and abortions. We tell it like it is and that is that

You're talking about a lot of Bible states like the Midwest Yeah, strong Christian value Puritan Patriarch they they love the religion. Yeah, and What's happening is is Obviously abortion is not really just be like not crazy about abortion. No, I think it's fair to say that religious people Brian are not crazy about abortions I think it's also fair to say that they do like guns and independence, you know Brian I think it's fair to say yeah style attitude right right they take their wisdom from the Lord Not the government no government's made a man right so the government's telling them what to do

They could have abortions they're good go to another state and get an abortion if they wanted to. Yeah, but they got to get their gun access though. They got that. Mm-hmm. So I think it boils down to a solid American Christian mentality that you respect life unless life shouldn't be respected. Right.

Somebody's coming at you. You have the right to defend yourself. A little kid. He can't defend himself. Unless you put a gun up into the womb. I'm left actually. I have a fighting chance. Yeah, I was wondering when the turn was going to come. I was following your lead on this whole thing. Okay, okay. So now we're arming fetuses. I think so. Yeah. All right. We can aren't teachers. Right. Why shouldn't we be arming fetuses. I think so. Yeah, all right. We can on teachers. Right. Why shouldn't we be arming fetuses next to give them a fighting chance?

So those fetuses in abortion hard states are really safe because one of the laws against the boring women too, they're armed. Right. Anyone? Mm. Mm. Interesting.

I'm very curious what the judge just think of that. That looked like a built-buckener to me. That's more like through the legs, I thought. I'm very curious what the judge just think of that that look like a built-buckner to me That's all went through the legs I thought I'll sing Well sing and are we are mean teachers now? I don't hear about that legislation of life Father Lance this one this one I don't know it was more like Challenge for you more than the other judge. Do a performance art more than the contest to divisive subjects.

Yeah. I felt that they had equal banner going on. Four. Brian kept in their can by arguing the fetuses. They lost in sincerity and lightning points because they really didn't get into the Brian kept in their can by arguing the fetuses. They lost some sincerity and lightning points because they really didn't get into the meat of the issue as to, you talked about the fetuses. Why is it? Uh, the laws are, or show courage, you know,

spit patriarchy. So I give this three five. All right, all right. I don't know what I deserve, I thought. There you are. Yes. In some of the way you deserve my thought. There you go. In some of the clergy, Chris. But I was waiting for this spot.

It can't be aborted. I didn't think it was. Oh, it's so well. I was a little disappointed, guys. I gave it, I don't know. Just relating to my good money, where so. I gave you a 2.215. Okay, all right. Okay. Fair enough. Fair 2.215. OK, all right.

OK. Fair enough. Fair enough. Nice 2.22. Yeah, but we don't want to tell him that we want him to do that. All right, Frank. I thought it was an interesting. I thought they had an interesting take on it.

Yeah, we did. The idea of how he's here. I got that. He's too nice a guy. Yeah, we have our need. You should have been a little bit more Simon Cowell. What do you get to play on. The irony of the fetus, I like that idea.

I like the way they talked about religion. I thought it was entertaining. And that's the main objective usually of a podcast. So three point eight. All right. Two. Two. Five.

This is five. I thought it started out pretty good, and then it got a little bit disturbing. Oh. Points off for five. They call that the prestige. Two point five. Two point five.

Two point five. Oh, wow. I think those guys caught that. That's crazy. I don't know. I mean, that was really. I know how long you guys been talking. I could have tell what bit we were doing. I knew we were doing a bit, but I didn't know if we were going for just boring podcasts, which is what it seemed the first, but then I was like, well, he's gonna at one point turn it. Oh, no. And then the turn came and I felt like, you know what, we still got it. Okay. So like you mean here's where you're going to get to do your extra Round and podcast. Okay. Oh,

I'm calling his pot. Okay. Okay, still anyone's game. What's the score is get him? Get him by somewhere else. Alright, coming from at the back. We have team ISO comics, but 44.73 points Coming up in second is team TSD with 69.185 points. Wow, close. And in the lead and have the teams of sleep is Team Jeff and Troy with 70.24 points. Wow, it really started big with that podcast.

Yeah, it was awesome. They deserved it. That was a great podcast. We should just isolate that podcast. I'm worried and release it as episode four. Oh, yeah. That's it. Ken O'Ea, please do that day let's just do it every like a whole day

I'm not here only all right like amazing Okay, it's only 39 It would be amazing You would be like what? I like just like the music in the video with the clips like it's already half the podcast It would be great It would be great It It would be great. It's a tricky one.

OK. Very touchy. OK. Did PC culture kill Star Wars with the last Jedi? Or is it just that Star Wars fandom has a white slash racist slash sexist male problem? Did you want me to? Hello, welcome to the top. The top.

The top. Can I take the fiscal challenge on this one? Why don't you want to? I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to.

I don't want to. No, he never helps you though. It's all right. I can carry this one. You're repeating everything you say. Well, he does just repeat. So what you're saying is. So what you're saying is so what you're saying is

That's right from this one Star-Chachach Star-Works where you can as Vincen you have more to offer on this subject than Mike does you do come on in problem. I am The way he's jamming him You're just gonna be a more time to think something to say All right guys two minutes He's like what are the physical channels? All right, hello everybody welcome. I saw a comic star wars down the tubes. No one likes it Is it because of the the white supremacy?

Not PC culture ruining the franchise. You think that's what it is Ming is is it the white? I mean I Think it was beautifully put when So Darth Vader takes off his helmet and it's a pruning old white guy right when you thought that it was gonna be this bad ass black character I personally love Darth Vader as a badass black character. I think this all started with the Phantom Menace with all the racial stereotypes in that movie. They just blew them out there. I think that tank all of them, racial stereotypes. Of course. And Jar Jar Jar Jar was like a caricature of Jamaican Guadal. It's horrible. Everybody.

Oh my God. Don't even get me started on Gu a lot of and they got carried over to the last Jedi Yeah, I mean it went all the way It's a scary movie The white man you agree with this that is it is the I think it's a great. It's a problem I think of course how do we face this then then I think story counts I said it before I'll say it again story is Back to the world myself to go go to it and know what, it doesn't matter if a character is black, Asian, Latino, it does.

Shriveled up white men. No matter how you said that matter, guys, address what matters, the topic though. But if you want to have racial diversity, okay, show more racial, bring in someone other than Prince's Leah as a female character for God's. I agree with you. You know what?

If you want, you can bring one of those people in the Asian woman. So it's people that everybody hates. Exactly. Yeah, what's up with that? I have no idea. And I think it's just short-sightedness and it makes for choppy writing. Number one. And storytelling.

Hard. Bad writing. So even as a friend, I love it. it makes for choppy writing number one and storytelling horrible bad right. So even as a friend, I love it. I would pay to see a video reaction of those writers. Okay, what did topic very tough topic abortion Feel you cover Two minutes is tough We did our best in two minutes. I feel and then was engaged. Did you notice that passionate? Passionate is that allowed in this state?

What? Did you see, uh, what? Do I see last gen I did? I did. I don't like last gen I did. No, I did not. No, I felt like you undercut your own argument because you stated they needed to bring intoverse characters.

And they did. And I think that's what the question was trying to get to was that, okay, there's a lot, rose in to be a heroin, John Beag is in there. So they brought in all this diversity and a lot of fans are crappin' all over. Well, that's because of the story,

the story sucked, where did they go? How turned on are you right now? Mrs. Lance Man. You're not gonna go on like this. Yeah. Where did they go? How turned on how turned on are you right now? From a level one to five you guys were engaged with each other Ming was carrying his weight Seer took some points off because Like I said, I felt you had a cut your an argument. So I gave you three all right Chris arguments like you get three. Alright, okay, let's take three. Chris, this is God, you love Star Wars. So you know this, you know, you know, you know, you love Star Wars.

More than you love Star Wars. He's the star. Yeah. So this is near and dear to your heart, right? It is. It is. Do you? I would love to hear what you think about this argument does both worlds sdw and star wars have a white person problem well sexist racist white male problem if in in their fandom or isn't that's the PC culture killed the Lester I think in the fandom this yeah see it all the time even in this even is true Tell them some of the audience I've seen it about Star Wars now about Some of our cells of China

Not this group of people We're talking about bringing to you Mexican come on. It's a fucking United Nations bro. I thought they did great I thought they carried on Okay, I pray from Chris Leonardo, but the equal time in like 69 and I gave him a 4.0. Wow. That's a nice. Thank you. It's good. It goes pussy though., you know, there's no more rounds. Okay. Frank.

So I thought they did a really nice job. I thought it was very sincere. I also thought it was entertaining. One of the things that I did wish that they did was tell us what makes each character like the target of the person. I wish they did that too. I would have been great if I had more than, yeah. Yeah, but 200. Yeah, but three.

All right. All right. Three. Mrs. Five. Right on, man. I thought they were sincere. I thought they did equal time on their discussion. They didn't talk about any scary stuff about heaters.

Three. We got three. OK, great. You want to just spare me. Three, we got three. Okay, great. Wow, that's got to raise your voice really close. Yeah, those are guts. A good run, guys, congrats. Right. Well, the places haven't moved much.

We still have team I saw comics with 57.74, team TSD with 69.185, and team Jeff and Troy in the lead with 70.24. The underdogs. All right, so next, the next event we're doing will not call for judges. You're on your own here. It's where you sink or swim with these cryptic riddles. Remember it from Halloween?

Refresh me, please. You've summoned a certain fiend and he delivered some cryptic riddles and those riddles. It's impossible to figure out. Overall, you have to figure out based upon the riddles the Baron gives you what the overall theme is. Right. He's like, did we get this one?

It's seven words. Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right. Well, it'll be fun to watch. Do you want to get him to see in the sink box? No. It'll creation was bad, but this was impossible. It'll be fun to watch you want to get in the situation We see in the sink well. No It'll creation was bad, but this was impossible. Is the Baron coming? The Baron. Yes, someone's got it to

Summon the Baron is the Baron ready to be summoned. Yeah, you know, only stuff here That's showmanship. Well, oh Colbot ink you best spitting riddles violin cryptic I call upon the bastard being filled with sin and ososatanic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,, okay. I know you love this game. Yeah, thank you. All right. So I'll give you three clues three riddles But you have to guess the riddles right You have a chance to guess a view over all theme right okay first cryptic riddle. Yeah, the star of true grit Saw a homosexual True grit saw a homosexual.

This the star of true John Wayne saw a homosexual. Maybe I'll be doing from that. Oh my God. What's the answer to that? The star. John Lane. Right. Saw a.

About the remake. No, no. Darby come on. You know, I don't think it saw a homosexual. So what is Wayne Gacy? Correct. Oh, well done. The Baron is impressed. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's just like the game. I was like, okay. So you have a opportunity to guess at the overall theme after knowing that the first riddles answer is John Wayne, Gacy.

No, no penalization for getting it wrong at this point. You know, you will not get it wrong. I think that we, Clowns is probably the closer answer because if he did another serial killer, we were just now. Yeah. All right, so Clowns. Yeah. Clowns just now. Yeah. All right, so clowns. Yeah.

Clowns. OK. OK. I'm so happy. So happy. All right. Rital number two, you only get three. From my window, I watched a hornet land where a golf ball

usually sits while I ate the most special letter in the alphabet. BTK. Correct. Wow. Wow, you're getting good at this. Yeah, I'm right. So much for a positive. I mean, serial killers. Hmm.

Flan and Sun has to put the others that murderers. Whoa, you can already gave serial killers. I think there's a distinction there. Yeah. I can't go. Yeah. Is this the mask, the mass murder serial killer fucking distinction? Well, they're definitely not. One more riddle serial killers. You only got one more riddle serial killers.

You only got one more riddle to get this right. All right. Chuck has an adult male child. Girls, man. Correct. Three for three, but oh, so close to getting the proper answer, though, you know, so it's all for no if you don't get this right. Yeah Everything is

The overall theme all that great work. I did Serial I got you on wait talking about I still get a Cito. Yeah, but you can get you on wait Yeah, but he didn't get you on we wait He didn't though I didn't see the back of the shoulders I never So we got let's go over what you got right so serial killers. It's not serial killers But that was in contention so it's some bullshit get him. Oh, yeah, it's it's it's mini golf finishing off all over again. It's a split. It's not clown. It's a Zeppelin.

Go ahead, Brian. You're just go with your gut. Hey, murderers. Yeah, let's go murderers. I know it's not that, but I'm about. Lance on confer again. What do you think?

I think that's causing it. Shaking his head. Shocking saying. Shocking saying. Yeah. Yeah. All right. What's your famous killers? Okay, not serial killers because Charles Manson is serial killer. Absolutely. He was convicted of murder

To be as a killer. All right, so how many points did they get for that? You know, they got 13 points It brings them up to 84.185 in the lead and the All right, well done guys. This is where our experience gives us an advantage I have never played cryptic riddles right Mike and Ming I've never played some good rules with me at the stage, but I don't think you've ever played. I have not Fun me. I might do it just a Yeah Get him on around course. I also All right, Jeff and Troy here are guys are up. The two identical brothers reached the summit.

Twin peaks. Troy. How you guys are on roll. It's like you just went through a dyslexia right now. Jeff would scoff. I can't bring this for other games. I need to get a chance to say. So what do you

think the overall theme is? Either David Lynch or television shows. I go with the I'll go with the latter so you get another chance at saying it. Okay, television shows. Wrong. All right. Um, there we go, Jeff. That cow from the Netherlands can operate a car.

If you like to go on to the final riddle. Can we go back to the other one? Can we do the last one and then take another shot? No. All right, final riddle. There's a missing street on my map. And you guys were doing so good. Yeah, it's falling apart right. This is one obvious. Lost Highway. Lost Highway and what was the other one? Oh, Twin Pe. Oh, I got what David Lynch rolls twin peaks the second was mollol and drive

Move Holland drive and lost highway But any just like what he said What's the overall Wow Wow Okay, no racer Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, he's a ranger. Wow, let's do this when it's right. Okay, okay. Okay, I roll. All right.

You guys want to take an overall theme? We don't work just for the days. Fast times I risk my high. I'm a little scob. No, it's just a joke. It's right old, it's just a red red. It's just a red red. I got it, red.

It's just a red. It's just a red. I'm trippings. I got your friends. Judge Dread. I'm driven by the balls. Still on movies? Still on movies. No. Okay. That pig won't stop kicking his hindquarters

in front of the house of exalts. That pig won't stop kicking his hindquarters in front of the house of exalts. All right, guys, I have to go on to the next one. Is it on Schwartzeniger? No. Okay. Was it in Judge Dred? No, it does, man.

Okay. The position sounds like an owl. Dr. Who? Okay. So now you have Judge Dred, Dr. Who? Okay, so I have Judge Dredd Dr. Who? Okay, Judge Dredd Dr. Who, British heroes. Sorry guys. And if you would have got that pigbone stop kicking his hindquarters in front of the house of exalts, fucking hand palace, yeah, fucking hand palace. You would have known that all three clues were British things British things

Judge Dredd, Dr. Paul, you look like you're not having a problem I'm just not following the big kicking one that you just have a fucking hand where is the pig coming so where is the buck coming

the fucking back that's called bucking? Okay. Okay. Okay. You've never seen a big buck. I guess not. I got it now. We got half of it. We got to wait a second. Got half of it. Right. All right. She doesn't start to sentence. It doesn't matter. It's cryptic. It can be anywhere It can be But it should be it should be bucking should be the first thing. I love you for for having our back We're just jealous because everybody at the table and bust their riddle right handbook. Yeah, bucking him. It's a bucking him Okay, we learn less I gotta go with walked on this one. We learned last time the words could be an entry order Really close game here Walt only we have the two teams and lead a separated by only 1.055 points

Point five's that up. All right, another new game coming in are you smarter than a 148 right? You each are gonna get a question You have to write down what you think the answer is okay If you get the answer right and get him gets it right you still get points But if you get him gets it wrong and you get it right You get double points nice If you even if you get it wrong and get him gets it wrong you get points as well If you even if you get it wrong and get them gets it wrong, you get points as well

You should get it right. He's 148. He's been touting that shit for years. Yeah So no matter what you get points, it's just more points. Yeah. Yeah, well, no you get him to get it right and you can get it wrong You gotta go over there. You gotta get it. You don't get any points Love I love it. Thank you so much. Just a cool shot. I know you're gonna give it a shot. Seriously, yeah. No one can take it.

Go ahead. Is if you get it wrong, get it right, then you don't get points. Right. Yeah. Each team will go up against an adversary with the intelligence of 148. Each team will get a question deemed challenging for people with high IQs. If both you and our participant with the 148Q get the answer right the team gets 15 points If our 148 gets it wrong and our team gets it right then it's double, okay?

And that's what get them 30 good boy if both get the question wrong that team gets five points So you should because you should be getting these questions right, Okay. All right. First question is, You get to write and you get it wrong. Zero. Okay. Okay. So the first one is unfortunately for people listening at home, you won't be able to tell what it is, it's a visual question. But I'm going to hold up an object and you have to write it down and then,

and then, Oh, we're all playing the same time. You guys are up first. Tell them 16. Okay. I'm going to hold this object up. And I'm going to ask you a question about it. And then you write down what the answer is.

And then get them. We'll tell us what the answer is. And you reveal what you wrote down. OK. Get them. What do you think's the answer? Well, we should know. We shouldn't think.

148. Right. OK. How many holes are in this t-shirt? Brian Q, you can confer. but you shouldn't confer out loud. I don't know if it's a very good number down. How many holes are in this t-shirt? Your answer has been recorded?

Yeah. Get them, how many holes are in this t-shirt? I would say 8. 8. There's one at the top. Two. Our balls. There's one over there. Based hole toll that's four plus the two on the front when the two in the back You guys right down

So that's why I thought everybody would forget about the holes in the back the back. So that's why I thought everybody would forget about the holes in the back. You're fucking dumb. So I mean we got 15. Yeah, you both got it right. 15 so 15 points. No, that's 16. That was my cruise. It's on my family cruise. I knew I would never wear it again. I put two holes in it. What was the, and this is for Jeff and Troy. What was the US president's name in 1996? Mm-hmm right it down

Sorry Okay, so you have your in court of your answer I believe there's a conferring on this relationship. Get him? Thank you. That would be George Bush, 41. What did you guys write? I'm on with Donald Trump because the US president is Donald Trump.

In 1996, his name was still Donald Trump. Correct. He's fucking 148. You wore out your pants down in front of all these people. He isn't the type. How did you not know that? I thought you were always raining president who was the sitting president in 1996. 1996 was Bill Clinton. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like to be wrong. Can I get one? I was like in that yellow shirt for a

rag. Double points. Double points. Very good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, can I I Can I go back to counting holes in You might just one them the whole game He just Well, you know I fucked my wedding like a man. Okay. I just hope he's Righted down on the answer already what in British Columbia you get to go again I got more in British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? Tell me when you're done writing. Oh, Ming knows. Think you know, you know this one, Gim?

I'm kind of shaken from the, I can tell. Yeah. He's writing in an English and Chinese like this dog motagrain. Junior. Repeat the question one more time. In British Columbia, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? You're done your answer is recorded to get him. Why can't you take a man? Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg in British Columbia?

Holy shit Holy shit. Oh get him my camera Just fill with cheerleaders. I'm stumped. I'm so happy. It's gleeful as you always get with your spot in Pakistan. Right. Oh, shit. Go ahead, then. The reason why British Columbia can't take a picture. What's the question again? The wooden legs.

Are you here with the wooden legs? Because wooden legs cannot take photographs. Correct. Wow. It's a double point to take photographs. Ooh. This is going to see point to take photographs. Ooh. Disgratia again. I mean, is it really just Hammerhorn

that that 148 was complete nutter bullshit? Yeah. I can go with this. Please. He just wrote his real IQ. He wishes. Oh, no. Oh, no. I Want to see you fucking humiliated

I want to see you like like throw I want to see a towel thrown in before I let you Got your terrible. All right, Troy and Jeff. A truck is stuck under a bridge, and the driver cannot get it out. Get him walks by and stops to help. He easily gets the truck unstuck. How did he do it? You know? on stock how did he do it you know my ego just did was this what do we get another one yeah got another one too It's in that take-off. You're written down an answer? Yeah, okay.

What did you do to get that truck? To fight the tires, back it up. What did you guys write? Let air out of the tires. Correct. Nice. Nice point. Wow.

Yeah, Fintral. Holy shit, they're so far ahead of us. You really need to get this one wrong. If you get this wrong, you're right back in it though. All right. Okay, Brian Q. You are in a place called Gittems World and there is only one law. There is a mirror, but no reflection. There is pizza with cheese, but no sausage. There is pepper, but no salt. There is a door yet no entrance or exit. What is Gidham's law? You got to write it down now. Mirror with no reflection.

Cheese with no, I mean pizza with cheese, but no sausage. Pepper with no salt. All right. That was a time and both, and get them, do you know the answer? I'm going to get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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Not double letters. Okay, okay. You see a boat filled with people. There's the last one. Then we're in the final event. You're a sea of boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look again, you don't see a single person on the boat.

Why? Get away, damn thing. I know. on the boat. Why? Got to write it down. I know. Get what is the answer? They're all married. Like a man. Would you write? Are we looking at its reflection?

Oh, okay. Gotcha. There what? What? Looking at its reflection in the water. No, it was right. They were all married people on the boat not a single person was on the boat Because they were all married. So that gives them five points gives them two points. No, it gives them no Zero point. All right, all right. All right final event is a professor and presser

They go sit down and shame now Don't worry, buddy. It'll run right off your back. In this final event, each team has given a what-up scenario that they will have two minutes and 30 seconds to present how the world would be different if their scenario were true. Judges will present a score. Now we're going to get into big scores.

10 being the worst and 50 being the best. 50. That's a big spread there. 0. But Frank five is the only professor you're really. His points are worth double. Okay. So if you give you a 50, it's worth 100 points. Wow. You know, I always read Professor. Everyone trying to press everyone, but mostly the professor, because this professor and professor,

is his, his, whatever he rewards, awards, double the points. He's coming. All right. Now, in the fairness of people listening or watching, each team was given their topics beforehand so they could prepare. So this is not off the cuff.

I want to be upfront and honest with the listeners. So 10 to worse. I mean I totally forgot about it. I didn't put much thought to it. So it's kind of of the cup. We're keeping a real over here. Mike and Ming would you like to go first, just so the people, the judges know, but super way. I'm not but I'm son, son has something to say. Somebody left their headlights on the car. We're voting.

You're voting on how imaginative the presentation was and how provoking the presentation was. Get a wide you watch on so tight. It's like a cut off. You're stuck in circulation. You're okay. You're get a wide you're watching I'm so tight it's like it's like it's like it's like crazy I'm just thinking about the homestead oh my god you don't want to loosen up by one so yeah fingers can feel again all right and transpire up from the brimmy so I got a lot of people can tell you that these fingers feel whoa

most of them are corpses but I mean if they could speak ever again no no no we're speak to me again but okay Mike and me and your guys are up first okay we need this so bad how long do we have two minutes and 30 seconds okay your topic is we now live in a world where a human's sexual slash reproductive organs are on our faces. All right, we're going to leave it all.

How would our world be different in a world where everyone jumps? You guys, you guys are like, you guys have hours to go over this. It would definitely be a problem to show father and child affection. I think. These are the way folks. Thank you so much, Jeff. I'm totally against that. I'm just gonna do it.

All right, ready, game. Start the clock and go. All right, Ming. So we live in a world now. Oh, come on. Come on. Come on, buddy. So we live in a world now that our genitalia is our FA.

Yes. The world be better or worse, I feel it would actually be better. Okay, explain. I might see one. That's one. You know, we live in a site where sexual organs are covered. So everybody's face is recovered. And I feel that love would be truly blind at that point because I still see yeah I would hope that if we did cover our faces that we would have eye holes

right okay so we're wandering around like spider-man yes that's not better because you know there's everything so superficial these days everything everything's always been superficial faces Faces would be covered. We would love each other for our hearts and our minds and not purely based on visuals. So you advocate for the Berkha? Yes. Really?

Wow. OK. In this case, yes. Absolutely. In this case, yes. OK. I think that the world would be much worse because men in a half left.

No soccer. No soccer. You can't play soccer. Why? Why? You know half left no soccer No soccer you can't play soccer. Why why? You know If the soccer ball can't play You know and it's bad enough you get soccer. Yeah, okay. If your junk is on your face. You can't you know Well, we all know okay, yeah, anything else that's soccer

Well, first off, you're also talking about in one minute seriously. I'm We're gonna extend the time five minutes Football helmets I think about repercussions think about how like think repercussions think about how like think dick would be on your head at your dick it would be on your head yeah seriously and fist fights thing in the past because nobody has to because it's all dirty punches if you're going for somebody's face there's a punch people in the stomach then okay who would do that when people in the crotch it won't matter anymore I don't think fights would be a thing I don't know fights would be a thing to have.

I disagree. You had how many hours to think? 10 seconds, thankfully. What about you? Come on, you're telling me that Aperka is your... No, not really. A Berka, but a mask. A mask, a mask.

I think we were truly... Oh, thank you. Thank you, Jebus. I'm a feeling we're not going to see a repeat of those high scores. I mean, that was like you put it on a tee that way that there's so many possibilities. You could have won. The professor came in. Why are you writing a match? Are you writing a big ordinary numbers Frank Frank five? You're the last of course because your scores mean double. We're going to let everybody else go before you. the last of course because your scores mean double we're gonna let everybody else go before you because for the anticipate we're gonna build anticipation because we didn't do it that pod but we're gonna go here with our judges scores by the lands how long did they have to think about this?

I gave it to them about two three hours ago maybe more I didn't think Berkö was the most imaginative solution to that problem. Or was. Soccer. With our Gattelio, our faces. All right, take 20. Not bad though. All right, not 50, but I don't know what to have. 15.15.

Okay. You have nothing to weigh in how come okay here oh why He's imagining Genitalia on people's faces on this subway Missed by well it was another disturbing topic for me Blake. Mrs. Spive. Well, it was another disturbing topic for me. We're sorry. A little bit, um, incoherent. The second fourth.

A tad. 10. Okay. The lurs. I'm so sorry. I couldn't give you less. I want to. All right.

But still, there's still a chance to score big with Frank five. Is there. That's not really. Wow. The fives are surprisingly in line, generally. We got 10. Wow. How come as a professor, we really want to hear what, how they shot the bed.

I know. Like you said, you're going to make me say it. Yeah. I'm going to make you four. They had this for hours. I think you can come up with a little bit more than the Berkha and the soccer. But I mean, if I'm the fly that would have been good. What did you hope to hear when you first heard the topic about genitalia on our faces.

I would like to, where'd you hope it would go? Well, how would we have sex now? What would that look like? How would we kiss our children? You know, what would happen if somebody ended up getting a reaction now? Now it's, you know, right there.

You know, we call them unicorns. Yeah. So there's a, and in the female genitalia's I know things too. Yeah. Yeah. Now if your hands are going to be slow back, yes. Well, what sex is it? And normally, what sex we know it today would it be, or it just be a matter of just like a peck on the cheek? And we did it. Well, that's the case of 65.15 points. So they are in the lead.

What? Actually, you guys are in the lead right now. They pull all tens. Right. they're still going to win. Yeah, if they all fall into irrecoverable comas, you guys win. Not even. Like I care. What do we get when we get time to cross the ball? We're going for those bragging rights boys.

All right. Troy and Jeff, you know your topic. What if the Pinocchio effect was real? And all human beings who lied had their nose grow one eighth of an inch for each lie they told. Just like Pinocchio. Does it have to be an intentional lie or like if you were, if you made a move, that was a work of fiction, does everybody knows?

Not a lie. But let's say you told your kid Santa Claus. No, it's a, you saw one of my talking points. Damn it. We want to start the time. But your nose would still grow for every time you told your child that Santa Claus was real. But let's say you told a lie you didn't know is a lie like you like oh who won the game last night and you gave the wrong score. Okay. If

you never found out that that score was wrong your nose doesn't grow but if you do find out you be erroneous information. But what if you've shown this world there's no such things mistakes. But what have you found out? Sorry, every time I get a 148 question, you don't find out your nose days the same. But what if you find out that you gave the wrong information and then call up and be like, Hey man, I didn't know before I gave your wrong information. You'll apologize. You come you to you pass on the truth. How encompassing how sincere? Yeah, where you're

how? You said that it really isn't going to matter. You I mean, you told a lie and that's the world we live in. One eight to an inch. It's not that big. Sure. So you're going to be, you know what? You're going to be a lot more careful about the information you give out. Right. Just really I can't come. On everything, right? All right, guys, two minutes and 30 seconds, you both have to be involved in the podcast. Go.

Hey, if we were to live in the world where we time you told lie, your nose grew in eighth of an insulin Pinocchio, I think that this generation right now will be kind of screwed because it's so ingrained in people to lies. It is that know for this generation a lot of people would have no reasons that will cause the neck problems but I think going forward the world would be a better place because people will learn that you can't lie and being incapable of lying there'd be less break-up of some marriages if you were to go car shop or more get on rock bottom price you couldn't say you know what's the cheapest me this car for, and the dealer would still try and jack up to price.

All the mechanics would have to be honest. If you were to buy a house, the realtors would have to disclose all the damage. Just day-to-day life will be so much better if people couldn't lie to you. That's great. You actually have, you'd be walking around with your persona on your face. Exactly. So, everything that you would say, you would have to either, you know, always tell the truth, or being a detective in New York City, you'd be able to see everything because now if you're you're going to rest somebody, you'd be actually asking them if this, so you'd know right off the bat, you wouldn't, you wouldn't, you wouldn't, you'd eliminate the judicial. They call that, they call that nasal profiling. You'd eliminate the judicial system because you would automatically did you do it?

No, so you're not sure. Well, ultimately if that person were to just lawyer up and did you do it, I want a lawyer, they're not lying, they're making a request. So there'd still be some hurdles to overcome with that. But it make it, it make it, it make it think like more than the four

years of laughing, but we're supposed to impress a professor here. So I'm trying you think like more than before you go on laughing, but we're supposed to impress a professor here. So I'm trying to bring it up before you go and do something. You say something that you really shouldn't so hit a box. Look, 45 seconds, if I say something and I know I'm going to have the repercussions of my nose growing in eighth of an inch and I'll be caught. So you also be able to see like everybody around you could be

friends, family or whatever be like And let his nose grown Mike. I think that my only sure come would be like the other night in New Year's Eve as People like if you were to talk to somebody and act like you were interested. Is that a lie or no? Because if someone's making small talk with you and you're nodding your head acting like you're really engaged Got you. Okay, so I'd be alright then because I don't think I'd be capable of feigning interest in what a lot of people say to me. Can I have people out there with telephone polls too for noses? Wow, well done. It wasn't as his humor says it would be is actually very well thought out very Education will talk into a professor. I don't press the professor. How do you say teach? I would love to see a video of Sunday Jeff

Giving his theories on that just randomly to someone You know I'm thinking I'm so does I don't think you thought for enough, and maybe Frank will agree, maybe not. But especially like you thought marriages would be saved, but I'm thinking, you know, the classic, hey, go to the fat in this dress, you're caught either way, you're going to have your wife has told you the truth Better to be on the mat Right the first thing maybe she's flatter that you admitted it and grew your nose So were you to teach pre-Kna you would advocate the people the digital either spouse?

Oh teach pre-K and you would advocate the people the digital eye to the spouse. Wow. Good. He's giving you the points. Frank scores the final yet. He identifies him to lawyer up. Yeah. I'll take a mulligan on this one. Uh, but so I thought, uh, you know, maybe you were a little bit optimistic and, Holly on brutal honesty all the time. There's no to be brutal. Just not lie. But, you know, maybe you're a little bit optimistic in Hollywood.

brutal honesty all the time. There's no need to be brutal, just not lying. Are you getting with the judge? I'm doing it on here. Yeah, I'm welcome here for the first time. I did think it was well presented, so I gave you 30. 30. Okay, 30.

Not bad. It's out of 50, right? Yes. 110, 20, 30, 40, 50. I thought it was really compelling. That thought they did a great job. It was really thought out I like about How you talked about him being a detective and his job will be a lot easier, right?

46.63 Yeah, it's all 63 put you Whoa. Yeah, it's all 63, put you over the tree. Yes. Mrs. Five. I thought it was well thought out, and you were interoperated very well together, and I gave you a 45.

Nice. Out of the so far other scenarios we've given on the Professor and Pressure, which world would you rather live in? So far, I can't lie. Sure. I can't lie the same. Which one would you want this one?

I can't lie. I can't lie, man. I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say,

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What the heck? Wait for that. Where was this? Yeah. Right. All right. Wait for that! Where was this? Yeah! Alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright, alright. So, I loved it. Troy actually made me want to live in that world. He really did.

I mean, I love the police aspect of it and the questions, you know, of suspects. A cop drama. I, well, you know, just... No, it's cops. Yeah, I just... I love a good cop drama. I, well, you know, just no scops. Yeah. I just, I just love a good police state. Yeah. And I love the numbers everywhere, right?

Naysal Law. Yeah. And I love the idea of how you said it would save marriages or, you know, maybe you would have the most excuses to escape family functions. Yeah. Well, they all know the truth anyway. And look, this works.

Tell me the truth works. He works, right? Five really lays it out on Main functions. Yeah, well, they all know the truth anyway. And look, this works. Telling the truth works. Right, five really lays it out on Main Street. Yeah. So he could live in a world like this. Yeah, cute little bandos would be smaller. Cute little button nose on them. 45. 90 points.

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Oh Yeah, that's right What if we live in a world where men had pouches that a child had to spend the bulk of their first three years in for nourishment and nurturing purposes. Much like Joey's do with kangaroos, how would our world and the men who live in it be different. Go. So the question to us is how would life be different if men had to carry children for the first three years of their lives. There would be way more abortions. Oh my god. What about a world no traffic? Cause like I ain't doing it. I'm not doing it. Who the fuck is going to do that?

It already looks like I'm carrying a kid in my, in my, my, yeah. Now I really have a real kid in my, it's just an happening. But I'll tell you what, though, for men, I think overall, it's about a world. Yeah, it's probably about a world because then you don't have to hear the women complaining about everything. Well, if you do, you just like, it's about a world. Yeah, it's probably about a world, because then you don't have to hear the women complaining about it, Reefon. Well, if you do, you can just, like, let's say they complain, then you have, like, a little kid in you, you can, like,

threaten to reach in and pull it out, like, whoa, what, it would die if you took it? Yeah, of course, right? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they are constantly. Yeah. It comes out, but like at night,

it's going there. No, that doesn't mean we can't threaten to kill it. Yeah, of course That's what I'm saying because once it comes out of that pouch, you ain't going back in perfect score You're trying to get guys. Yeah, I'm not killing This is why the people came what about the nurturing aspect like if you lived in fucking Edgar's belly for three the first three years How close would you guys be jumping up? I could barely live in Edgar's house the first three years. How close would you guys be jumping up? I could barely live in a girl's house. He's there.

What about you? What about a board? I mean, I was born. You're putting man. I don't even sit here. There was no, because there would be no laws to stop it, because many get me laws that you can't get abortions just by trucking a kid out of your pouch and everyone knows that men make the important decision for this country. Will you tell them if you throw it out of the pouch the woman gave birth to the baby yeah now it's your job to nurture a nourish it in your couch. No, not this pouch. Hey, my body, my choice man. That's it. Then you can't force me to carry around the kid. Yeah, I know.

A woman's going to make the kid. What do you want sexist? And that's not 20, too. Looking at the face, you're not the world. That's not 2K19. No, sir. Make sure it's fair to be. Spoken like two great fathers.

Now, the way the world would be different is we would either abort the children. Or if those children happened to be born, we would then murder them. Yeah. And it would be awesome. Yeah. And we would be free of respawn.

Yeah. You guys would be in jail, though. And then who knows what would be happening to your pouches in jail? I'm not saying that the kid isn't coming out with a pouch. She's dead. He's still. I thought I had the button.

My ultimately I could have had it. My clothes are not choked. I just got three years. I'm behind the bus. My ultimately I couldn't. My pillow's not chocked. I shopped for eight years. I pretty gross. Have I seen a little baby bride? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. Did you smell Brian's pouch? Brian's pouch smells gross. He's got a doucheye out there. I'm chocked. Yeah. Yeah. Ah. Oh, that's all I've been doing. Do shout that out. You wouldn't need a fairy pack anymore.

It would be great. Wait, I always thought you'd get into a little bit more like how your relationships with your own fathers would have been different though. How much closer you guys would have been like the bond would have been on the beginning. Maybe we should have skewed of that way from the beginning the Maybe should have skewed it that way never be getting She wanted to so many else rather than in general how would things be different? How would your relationships be different? I can't look down on you be like I love you

Well the shade under that nose But you know, maybe it would also be like a status thing like you could like Dussy up your pouch, you know. Oh, like a dazzling thing. It's a pretty good night, bro. We know. Put a home entertainment system in there. Fuck it, right?

TBD player. Yeah, man. That's a little mini bar. That's a fleet blonde. I did not expect you guys to go so dark. Oh, what? That was so dark. How long you have been? The man who was blending him with the back right looks like a floating head. I'm not going to be a Mark.

I'm not going to be a Mark. I'm not going to be a Mark. I'm not going to be a Mark. I'm not going to be a Mark. I'm not going to be a Mark. I'm not going to be a Mark. I'm not going to be a Mark. I'm not going to be a Mark.

I'm not going to be a Mark. I'm not going to be a Mark. I'm not going to be a were talking I looked over I noticed mid-argument before you finished father Lance With so impressed mid-argument you wrote down No, I could have sworn you were gonna say what's known KV shows the card now Go ahead Yeah, we would be how long into the pot how long into the little mini-pod did you uh... right that's where the halfway in the yeah i know what they said was a good

uh... was so impressed with the talk of abortion child murder fifty we are sure you sure you didn't get an online banking uh... such a world would it would ensure a uh... all have a no-sale

he just wants to make sure he's Spiking it Would and he's already writing a squirt. I'm like wow, that's a fucking that's why I listen to a podcast Get down NBC. Yeah, I am see fucking definitely get it. Get that on true. That's why you listen to a fucking podcast. It's biking babies from your own stomach pouch. If you're audio right now, we're to get isolated. Yeah, but online for.

IJ. We apologize. Better be more. I think people were think that I was actually like having a stroke. Did he just say like spike a baby from a stomach pouch? I bet you we get spike and listeners What you're about to pop and they talk about spiky babies Now I know you guys are not happy with that squirt of fun the last just gave you could tell that that's It's not a real

Don't take that from us. That's really not an accurate scoring. I would not think right now. I'm happy with it. Are you saying to throw a score out? But even more upsetting than I would think, Mike and Ming are you guys who have a chance to win this? No, I'm not upset, like I was just astounded by that. I don't care. The priest is really to be a portion of her.

Well, it's because. I was just astounded by that. I don't care. The priest is really going to be a portion of her. It's because. Well, when in Rome, like I said, they're being honest, that world, men are going to listen. The work I do, you have men are going to take care of the kids. So yeah, there's no way men are carrying kids around. I think right now, you're scared of them. I don't think they know what the two worry about.

Why is he getting to do this? He's not. What do you say? They can't believe. They have more leeway. I don't think they know what the two worry about I think they're why why is he getting to do this What is that they can't believe they have more leeway The Lance is high-taught He's just sore Just a minute that's hot dog I don't think that you guys realize though that like for never mind gone of time This is the way it was so you you're going on this like guys would never do that Instead of thinking like yeah guys have always done that

This is no other you do you a podcast Is boring amount of detaining for anyone we're god damn masters over here We fucking 50 we earn that 50 Are you is that really your final score? Yes. You really want to go down on record as given out of this. This is our game.

Oh, there you go. I always miss the whole time in Cal. I see Chris the blind bad see how. She's a seriously sure. He's just more to have any credibility as on a wallflame and son when the judges are Obviously in the tank You really so you want to give me 50 points. I stand by that podcast. That was one of our best

A judge though. I mean that's It would be hard to which you It would be hard to which you're I don't buy it and I'm bias This is outrageous. I was scratching out the 50 I mean, I mean, Ming has every right to just get up right now and just leave and storm out Well, anyways, right He was robbed of major points tonight for what reason for everything Mike said that's so what you're saying is not true if there have been a rap battle you would have won.

Chris, they had talked about spiking one baby they got better points I promise you that. I thought this was like a dream world that they painted because I never was so excited for massive bushes before my life Anything that like helps my commute out One of my points. Thank you. And for that Massive portions Yes I'm just saying I don't know it's it's 55 Your your child was like daddy was on a pod. I'm gonna point down. That's not true.

No, no, no. I'm just saying that. It's only 50% chance. Only 50% chance is spike. I'm gonna point down. I'm gonna point down. I'm gonna point down. I'm gonna point down.

I'm gonna point down. I'm gonna point down. I'm gonna point down. I'm gonna point down. I'm gonna point down. I'm gonna point down. I'm gonna point down. I'm gonna point down. I'm those are good. I'm just saying the track you don't stand fucking traffic I go to every day. It's terrible. It's terrible. You really believed up

that from the dawn of time me, but other people be inclined to say so in convenience. We as a we as a sex remember a time when we didn't have pouches. That's just the way it was since man walked out of the well since God put man on the world. I'm gonna spoil it. This is Adam's head pouch. So we didn't know any best. So why would all of a sudden we be so prone to be like, no, no kids can't do it. And when it's stuck in the battery tunnel,

it's like two out of one to say five feet. Because they crawled out of the primordial soup, right? And then eventually got to a point where they're driving cars and they're like, it didn't used to be like this I was just crawling around now I've got it take me two hours to get somewhere I should take me 15 minutes I'm so many just spike fetuses Chris will you don't go baby killer yeah all right so we always score 50 you said 50 whoa beautiful kitchen up if you give out a perfect score I think the rule is don't don't just let me give her school first

There's no I go with your heart. She wrote it down already. She can't scratch it out Breaking up man I mean, who are you doing that? I feel essentially like makes a walkflan and some productions like. No, I will say that. Why would you give them a tip? Just the entertainment alone. Just they were entertaining. I'm not saying that how often you're entertainment that you digest to you.

When people are talking about what they smoke. It's spiking babies. Rarely, which is why it's such a great tale. How good it is. I'm not saying I agree with that. I'm just saying it was an argument. Boom. Oh, speechless.

Speechless. I thought just like the point out that this is your podcast. Right. I just never heard of a dream that this is your podcast I just You're never what a dream that it Frank so everything's writing on you know what traffic everybody here is a fucking I I Can't believe it. I can't believe it. There's one integral man.

There's still one man with intestinal fortitude out there. Same humanity, Frank. If you're a real hot-headed. Smallest note before you do. Think about having a kid in your fucking pouch and how much sense we made. Being stuck in trash. Well, also think about a world where, like, do do do do anything to make themselves look good right you know bodybuild

Donut your My third Chain Right The thing that turned on women. I know That's just a pouch. It doesn't mean that there's a kid inside right, but we would do other things that our pouch is probably we do other things To oppress the ladies with our pouch. Why don't you that there's a kid inside. Right, but we would do other things that our pouch is probably, we'd do other things to oppress the ladies with our pouch.

Why don't you just pedazzle your ass on and get this on. But let the man give me his, I did like the term daddy pouch. That was kind of funny. I thought they did a really, really good job. Not enough for a 50, but I gave him a 49. Boil!

Boil! Boil! I could put you over. Yeah, I stand behind my Frank Sassilla. That is a penalty judges and those were the talk. Yeah, look at that. Obviously. Give him a break on the judges.

You said that before the last question. Do we have a final score here? Get him. 13th. It's like Get them? 13's going to be. It's going to carry the line. You've got to win. If we win, you know, it was like the margins. If we win, I would like to extend the breaking right to all the good judges.

Yeah. I would feel like this was a bigger scandal than the Black Sox of the 1920s. You guys down there are going to get robbed. We got to argue right over here. If I think just what's gonna happen is gonna happen right here when I hear this fight. Alright before I reveal the final score I will say the difference between the difference between winning and losing is point three one is 0.315. So we have Jeff and Troy with 346.87, but with 347.185.

T-E-S-D is the winner. I'm going to lose it. Jeff, some of our boy-wine-up. Who does that do it a lot of podcasts and contests? Judged by some of our boy-wired opponents. Who does that do with a water podcast and contest? Judge my fans of our podcast. Who would have put that together? And we got to brag. And to win the fight.

I saw comics doesn't know how to win. I don't think that that post-cash. Wow. So I think now, I mean, you guys may be now number three in the biggest Grudge Match in Pod today. It may jump up the number two. They're the same. It would appear so.

It appears if you're upset anymore. You're out of the girls' match. Holy shit. You never knew the first place. Jeff, we got a press conference here. That's what the losing team does. They go out first and after that. That's right.

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I Think about is how to get my watch as tight if about tight I That's pretty tight Crazy I think that's what cuts the circulation to their brains Like you make thank you guys Oh, thank you

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They're so talented. They're impressed. Thank you to all the judges. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Frank, Mrs. Five. Troy, Jeff, thank you.

Thanks, guys. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Everybody out there is a T.B. and a in the sun point one. What a production. Yeah. You guys really was like it was like a hell of a ride that you guys put together. Yeah. We didn't even do any elephant challenges. And that's for next we'll save them. Yeah. It just likes you.

I didn't want to do it. I retired just like you. I want to I want to bring it out many many years from now when it comes back out it'll be special again. I can't believe it's the first time. Granted, chance of them having a stroke. So that's for sure. And we want to say thank you to everyone who listens and has listened. And now crew many years. Oh my god.

Definitely. Oh my god. We got a major crew, Victor, Chalk, Rob, Steve. We got that. We got that. We got Dave, Dave, Chase, Josh. I mean, there's so many people Kevin you know I'm like pushing us to do a podcast but not on the network for all these episodes

Me for being suicidal so we started in the first place Whatever brain damage you all had to invite me in you were invited Push your way and you hijacked a URL and then stay That would be it so thanks to everyone. Home Stevie. Hey Tom Brady, we've been seeing each other for a while now and I know you're a multi-millionaire and five times super bowl champion. Even without any of that, you're a super hot fuckable ten by anyone's standards. But there's someone else, someone new,

a Ponchi middle aged Jewish fellow who looks like he could be my dad and you have something besides me and Colin. He works on Sundays too. It's finally down to just two Colin. He works on Sundays too. It's finally down to just two. Tommy B and you know who. So what's a girl like me to do when she's sleeping with Tom Brady but she's fucking you? About between Mr. Five Rings, first the man with a magic dingo in. You know I want to lick him on the cock, ding-dong.

But first be my counter joint while I hit this bomb. Put that back last pipe. Yeah, you know how I do. Get me stupid crazy. I bastard to you. Another record falls as you drop back to pass. Fuck me from behind while we were tranking and bass. Ooh, I'm blessed with that bowl's complete.

Now I'm like Tommy Ho. Shaking dead ass to the beast. Jeff shoots molded three spluches because he loves to fuck. Here comes my curly beast. Up there ass, show. He'd have shoots more than three splooges because he loves to fuck. Here comes my curly face. Yuck, yuck, yuck! Not that ass, yuck, yuck, yuck. That ass. Hold this dick, yuck, dick, yuck. Her virgin sickles.

And your old brother falls in a style icon. Dulu, dulu. That pink taco. Tacco, taco. We go el loco. Smoke myself stupid like that simple fuck goofy. Put that last pipe, so no need to roof it Hello?

No, I'm sorry Tom, I can't play the mowey with you this weekend Jeff got his ticket to see Frozen on ice of the metal lamps All I wanna do is fucking fucking fuck And flood of flood of lettal while I suck suck suck Y'all like Sodom and Gomorrah And I got cottonmouth so let's go find one. Baby, lift up that skirt, let me munch. Some surf my top, go like it's a Sunday lunch.

Lotha do a close the curtain. Ah, Dick and Brown, this is certainly. Oh, like Tommy had got me squirtin' and saggy balls, image balls. I want Brady's balls too. So nasty, stuffa' those. Where are you while we screw? Very deep and somehow.

My pussy's like a colias mansion, it's cluttered and I'll use it to smother you like get them got mother Wow, this legend's chin is very deep watching it all from a closet free You got some nerve your purpose don't stop about to pop this club now reserve cushion deep has its drop Dickel dick yo Pervert and sick and you're all a Big yo, big yo, pervert and sicko And your old hollop boars in your style icon Bruton, bruton, that pink tackle

Tackle, Tackle We go el loco, loco Smoke myself stupid like that simple fuck goof Put down that glass pipe so no need to roof it Bitches come so hard I need a robot Now step back and recognize the real motherfucking goat Some Brady, I'm so sorry baby A rockin' Jeff's cot's been drivein' me crazy

and I'm all mixed up What the fuck that crash pipe? And high on his dick brick, that's exactly my type Tom, I wish I could explain what Sunday sick dick tricks drive me insane Can't come without a little pain such a freak she could I call the Patriots to pull a train

but Jeff is gaga-gaga for my damn gambin' I'm so hot I don't know where the fuck I am. I'm gonna try to be less of a bossy. Gaga respectful, not a spy. With his teeth, cause when time be scoff, you know where I'm gonna go. Be too bland on my car.

I'm gonna take a pull, which reminds me, Jeff. We'll be in to ask. I think I might confess to what you had on the cast. Gaga, Gaga for game, games. Gaga for game, games. God God for game, games. God, God, God for reading. I'm so sorry, Gabby. God, God for game, games.

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