Tell Em Steve-Dave - #401: After the Glory...

Episode Date: March 8, 2019

Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode. Joey Fatone calls in.

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Nope, not one. Let's see how long the goodwill can last. Right, will it extend to 401? What you're saying? I sincerely doubt it, but we can always hope that we've built up some goodwill after releasing almost nine or eight hours of celebratory content for episode 400. Yeah, a mess of with Tory podcasting. You guys talked about Tom Brady while he was gone.

About his six Superbowl win. Yeah, we talked about it on a puck nuts. I think I'm I don't know why, but getting a lot of backlash and I talk about Tom Brady too much for some reason. No wonder why that would be. Yeah, it seems like nobody wants to hear about it anymore. Yeah, people seem to be like,

right, he's the goat, we get it. I don't want to hear it anymore. There's some big news though in Tom Brady's world though. Today, Q, I don't know if you heard breaking news. This is like one of those situations where like, like Q's big time. Q. Yeah. So if I do something, being associated with Q, it could have a ripple effect and hurt you. Yeah. I'm not sure though that that's a good parallel. Oh, you're saying that he's not Tom Brady. He's not the goat of impractical joking is what you're saying.

No, I'm saying that you would not be as important as Bob Kraft in this equation. I am. I'm a part owner. and tell him Steve Dave. All right. But it would affect me. Okay. A third as much as the man owns a $4 billion franchise. Hey, he got caught in a soliciting prostitution.

He was added for a sex act on an illegal massage parlor. He's 77. People can. Oh, yeah, because it was a sex sleeve deal going on that the massage parlor was had a ring of girls at the yeah I don't know they say they have it on video what they catch them how they catch them they got it was a sting and they could they have a whole bunch of people like I caught he was just one of them and we're talking about a massage parlor it's a bum look that it looks like any strip mall in any part of the country

it looks like a suntanning place or whatever so why a man who has a four billion dollar franchise what's that for Rubin Tox? Oh okay so you've right And they all looked like it was just a strip on the weird. Right. Mm-hmm. So a man who has that much money though, like why go to such a kind of low rent?

Well, that's what the police chief says. He was shocked to learn that craft who was worth $6 billion was allegedly saying, $6 billion. paying for sex inside a strip, mall massage parlour. Well, that's what it is. You like what you like.

I don't give a fuck if you have $6 or $6 billion. If your thing is to go to a rub and talk, he has the money. He knows he could get one of these girls to come to his house, but he likes that. He likes going to this place. He likes the, like, I just have sketchy it maybe, you know. I'm sorry. I'm confused. It was a single video in the place.

Well, there was a police thing. They were cracking down on all the, how's that? Yeah, I don't think you're on before. Now you're good. Maybe my cast in it. Yeah, I don't know. Now you sound okay.

But go ahead. So wait. So they had video in there. They a mistake. They had video in there? They were here. They videotape people. Well, I mean, I saw something. What if he had just gone in and gotten a massage and left? Like, that's not against the law.

Right, but has that fair? I mean, how's that fair? Well, I don't want my massage is taped. What if I was just paying customer again to massage? Well, they wouldn't deterg your anything though. And you wouldn't, in your video probably would have been destroyed. His wife or girlfriend, significant other, whatever. He may not want them to know he's even getting a massage.

Really? Is that something that you wouldn't want anybody to know? You're getting a massage? No, I, that's not it. I can have people thinking of tents. Yeah. I'm a cool cucumber over there. I'm a joker. Yeah, it just seems like, wow. I mean, they got to do it. I guess it's a sex ring, huh? Well'm the cool cute cumber. Yeah, it just seems like, wow.

I mean, they got to do it. I guess it's a sex ring, huh? Well, a sex ring. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, Robert Kraft is not a rock fucking human trip. No, no. With a place that, you know. But there's a lot of people calling for him to be penalized, maybe even possibly have

to sell the team. Why? Because he's called my fucking kid. There's a fucking pur a empirical douchebag because the NFL has a standards of behavior and that you have to adhere to you. If you're the owner, just like a player, right. There is what the shit these players do half the time and are not penalized or not in the past.

They may not have been penalized, but now they are. The NFL is cracking down hard now. Not harder than they have been because because of the backlash of not penalizing They think this player person who wants him ousted. I say fuck you your morality is subjective It doesn't affect me. It shouldn't affect him if his morality says like hey, I want to go get jerked off at a fucking Rubin-tunnel. How do we know what if it's more than that? Oh, it's against the law It's against the law, but if it's more than a hand job though? I Don't know anything short. I don't know the girl. Yeah, she's charging him for I don't know though. She's

There against a will I mean that's different. He doesn't know that Right, right? But if does is it worse for him if it's more than if it's just he actually engaged in Quaidous pegged. No, I don't think so. It's not worse. I think the headline says he was visiting prostitutes No matter what I think if he banged somebody it's less creepy than like a needy or all going on a hand job They say there's a bigger name Involved to they don't and they haven't revealed to that name is yet. If it's Tom Brady. I know it's. Oh, come on. I mean, why do you gotta do that? Why do you gotta do that? I mean, I'm still basking in the glow of six Super Bowl wins

and now you gotta like bring up these what if scenarios. It's probably the other guy. This brunt pokes isn't it? Grunt cow. No. 29 guy. He's probably 69. My first thought when they said there's a bigger name there, I did not think a player though. I thought possibly Belishek, the coach. I can see your guess what you took. The glazed overlook. I'm not sure if that's the name we trusted. But I'm like, that's something people should be like, well, that's fucking weird. An old guy wanting to get a hand job or whatever.

Well, checks and old dude too, though. Right. But like, it's different if it's like, oh, Brian went to a Rubin Tugging got busted. Or like, hey, Brian Walt, right, Rubin Tugging. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Been here with this. Well, it's not like they were in the room together.

They're not even going together. Like, hey, you want to go get hand jobs? Like, it just seems weird. Now, at that age, does that give a massage parl parlour a bad name? I don't think that incident. No, I don't think so. No, you don't think that for the layman. I think a legit massage parlour is on this stud, that's what it is. But these look like legit from the outside. They did from the outside. I saw footage of the actual place that Kraft was in. And to me, it looks just like something

you would see in a Coles Plaza or a Target Plaza. What's about any of it? Why do people care at all? Well, because they were brought in from China and they're forced to, you gotta take that out of it. Force the, we have to look at that. Take that out of it because,

yeah, because that's obvious. Oh, you don't mean cut it out, you mean take it. No, no, you gotta take that out of the equation because he didn't, like Brian said, he don't mean cut it out, you mean take. No, no, you gotta take that out of the equation because he didn't, like Brian said, he didn't go there being like, how many sports of sex leaves? Will fill ignorance? I guess the question is, are there rubbentugs

that are not run only by sex leaves? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But yeah, then he shouldn't. But there's no way to know, but they could be like, well, you're doing something illegal I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, then he shouldn't. But there's no way to know, but they could be like, well, you're doing something illegal being ignorant of the law.

This is not an excuse. Sure. blah, blah, blah. Um, I'm just going to bust a 77 year old man's bulls fucking. I think what people really care about is, he's rich. He's rich. He's a big fish. This team just won.

Yeah. That's big fish. We can't take Brady down because you know Brady's not the other name This is the next best thing you're from your lips to God's ears. That's true. Come like if it's Brady I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know what I'm gonna do I don't know what turn the sex slave I mean I don't know to be able to do what he wants. I mean I will I will be in some deep dark Depression if it's Brady, but I don't know what'll pull me out of it. Maybe a seven superbowl win. I got a text from Father Lance. He was like, you can't root for the Patriots anymore. And so that's all he writes. And I'm just like, it cracked me from wrong Father Lance, but didn't bend rothless worker have some pretty

pretty harsh allegations to the road against him and I think my response would be like bro you can't root for the Catholic church it come on yeah let's stop throwing stones Yeah, let's stop bro, it's stones. You can't hit him. You guys house my kid bro. Just legalize it already. He's a billionaire, he's billions. Yeah, he's a $6 million franchise. Yeah, that's a weird thing.

That's a weird thing. It's a fetish type thing. You have to build a fucking Missile Paula in your basement. And pay for fucking hot young girls to go there and jerk you off. Yeah, you've got too much to lose You do have to weigh that against. Oh, it's a gilded cage. You have any fun, but my question will get head jobs anymore Think of my arms in this cast some jerk and off so much. I can't get a goddamn head job I'm gonna want all these people to come over and storage containers

Now you guys said though it doesn't reflect badly on massage parlors, but I guess I want to ask you about people though who aren't in the massage parlor game. They don't actually frequent them. They don't know anything about other than when they hear these stories. So let's say you're dude, you're married guy and you want to go get a massage. Now does, now does there, if the wife is like, well, I don't want you go get a massage. Now does, now does there, if the wife is like, well, I don't want you going to a massage parlour, because this stuff is going on.

I think that there's ones that are like, go to a spa. You know what I mean? That's clearly not a rub and tug. How do you know though? How do you know what's not? It's not 20 bucks. You can go and discard all that by being like,

just I might dinner ready when I get home. And then you leave, whatever you're gonna do because you're a fucking man But isn't it Stake I think I've mentioned this on maybe on on TSD though But isn't it weird that like you can have to pay someone to rub you right here. Yeah, like rub it out Get all the kinks out of it, but just an inch higher And it's against the law to right. Because it's weird, right? Because it's religious shit, because it's puritanical.

Like, to feel good, you have to feel bad. That's all based in religion and that's the way it goes. So like, and that's where all these laws come from. Yeah. But let's say you didn't have, you weren't aroused while it happened and you were getting that area rubbed down. If you're not aroused, isn't not count in as a sex act? Legally, with your wife.

No, no. You have to massage parlor and you're like, I got, I pulled a groin and also my shaft is hurting. My shaft is, um, officer. No, no, not the officers. You're telling this to the, the masseuse shaft. And you know, not the officers. You're telling this to the the masseuse shaft and like you know, you don't have to go through this hole. No, no, she robs it out and she and but you don't ever get a rouse though. Right. That I would imagine is not really sex act then, right? Well, then I guess I didn't fuck she's in for two years.

for two years. That low teeth. You're fucking her flasket. Oh yeah, just like, you saw it there. Yeah, I was just like, that worked out. Oh, she loved it. Later so funny. No, from Mary, you know, hold on, I'm totally going. How does that work though? How does that light how much?

I'm not matched. I'm not matched. You like this? Hmm. Hmm. You read it for this jelly? Come on, you fucking Mr. Jelly Cup. Come on, action. Oh, it should never happen even once.

No, okay. All right. Just shoving your balls in there. Yeah, like the whole package Good for you. I just look at my eyes I just it doesn't affect my like because that's what I would assume Those types of places were like anyway, so I wouldn't be like holy shit This is what's going on in the underbelly of fucking. Oh, so you're arse, then you're admitting you assume that that's going on at all, massage.

I'm sorry. It's not, I'm sorry. This may sound racist, but if it's all Asian ladies, yeah, that's kind of what I assume. Really? Yeah, I would constantly go in and nail salons for blow jobs. I'm gonna meet that.

I wouldn't make that assumption, though. I mean, I go into the mall. But that's like a, but that's like a glass. Like you can see everybody can see what's going on. Yeah, but there is, you can go behind the curtain. Who knows what goes behind, goes on behind that curtain. Oh, I guess.

Oh, growing my chef just killed him, bro. Bro. I think there's a guy. He's a guy. He's a guy. He's a talking about. Oh, man. It's just one of those things where it's like the wife has to be like, he's married, right?

Yeah, I think he's married to a much younger woman than, you know, I think his first wife died and he married another lady who's a bit younger than he is. She's going nowhere. No, but she can walk out now with the justify taking. It's 7.27. I can't help but I'm just a couple of bills. Well, grab and understood. You think that like he's like,

hey, you're gonna be fucking loyal to me, right? I mean, you're 40 years younger than I am. But I need to mash this guy somewhere. It's gotta be. Is this a conversation? Oh, yeah. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you for you. You're talking to me. It was.

Did you watch Super Bowl, Cube? I did. I did watch Super Bowl. What do you think is a lot of the greatest. Read it, everybody. I liked it.

I liked it too. Yeah, I was into it. Yeah, but I was like, this is cool because you really didn't know when the commentators are comment comment commentators are saying that Brady's office game and that he hasn't been performing well in the first half, to me, that gets me excited because I'm

like, wow, anything can happen. And then for it to be him win anyway, it's great. It was interesting. I can understand why some people were like, well, it was boring, resistor, but two weeks earlier, you had two very high scoring profile games. So if you're into football, I'm not sure why you need to have a 45 to 40 score every weekend. Yeah, super ball this and pay, entertain me. Did you guys just got back from the cruise, right? We did. Yeah. How'd that go? I had fun. Yeah, it was good time. Yeah. Yeah. The the

Space Monkey show was one of the past live shows I've ever been a part of ever. Really? It was he nailed it. Who's he? Johnson. Oh, okay. He put the other show. I thought he would say we're quite bright. They all did not. He. No, no, he nailed it. He put together an unbelievable show they all did not he. No, no, no. He nailed it. He put together an unbelievable show that just everybody in the crew was like, that was the best show on the cruise. Did was it recorded that we, other people can hear it?

It was recorded, yeah. It was recorded, yeah. Six man has the files or. Yeah. So we're going to, so we're going to be able to hear that on a future space monkeys, maybe. I believe so. Yeah.

I'm not great. The greatest live show you've ever been involved with. It was. It was all four practical jokers the first time ever on a Talosive Dave Space Monkeys thing. We got Murray on board. And a bunch of comedians, a whole host of them, like famous comedians, Paul Kelly, Joe DeRosa. That was the second night. The first night we had, I mean, oh, I also had

ones on the side. Adam Green was on again. First night we had Jiggy on there. It was great. Joy Fattone was there. It brought the house down. It was great. Nice. And then he brought into it, yoga for an hour to make up for the half hour of the yoga last year. Okay. You're not really into yoga, are you? Or are you been doing some yoga on the side? No, I didn't know until he told me on the crew, right? Yeah, I'm like, I told me on the crew, so I didn't have a lot of time to limber up.

So I recruited a few assistants. Like, so many people showed up. No, really. Yeah, it was crazy. I've actually looked into, I wanted to join a yoga club because I've heard that It's good for you as you get older to get get these limbs to you got to develop for color demon yoga Well, I don't want to do it with I mean I'm I want to do it in the privacy of you did like tapes phone Be great there's no reason that too.

I'll put the first plenty of reasons not to. More than, more than reason too. But yeah, I was looking into it, I actually called the place and I got scared off because I'm not, I don't really know anything about it and I don't know if they try to teach any kind of mystical ways with how you think and shinnolab, mumbo jump, yeah, that into that. I just don't want to be 90 and like stiff as a fucking board. I don't need your fucking bullshit, fucking Middle Eastern, or Middle Eastern, Eastern philosophies.

I'm gonna try and do it again. So what's the alternative then if you're gonna limber up? Yeah, I've got get em, you like you stretch me out a little? Like, I'm just gonna check my storage parlors. No, get them, do you wear those? Oh, those are only for the store? Yeah. I thought that your shoes were covered in slush, are they still wet right now?

They're still a little wet, yeah. Yeah, you've only got one pair of shoes, huh? Yeah. One pair of like work shoes. What he was referring to is he walked in today and get him walked over wearing what only could be described as the size of crusty, the clown clown shoes, slippers that are wearable feet.

With the biggest smile on his face. Yeah, looking for that reaction and Q couldn't, Q couldn't like give me the approval. I don't get you. You had to ask him, no, what's with the slippers, right? Well, you couldn't ignore it. It was a curiosity. I was going to allow it. And I maintain that it was the new version of the LED hat that like it's

something that he's wearing to get people to be like, what's with the slippers? Right. How often is he worn though so far? I've I don't even know. Maybe a couple times. I don't know. notice it. I don't even see him anymore. So you can wear him every day. Two or three times a week I wear him. Yeah, yeah, because your shoes are constantly wet. Yeah, they give a little sweaty, so yeah, so when your feet get sweaty, you need to take your shoes off. Yeah, yeah, let them breathe. Pussies across the land just puckered up it like the match of his sweaty feet. But those look very warm.

No, they're not there. They're not that warm. They're I mean, they're they're not hot. What should I say? What makes you get them though in the first place? Like, why did you get them? Because Mike had a problem with me taking my shoes off and just walking around on my socks.

Right. But what I were talking that like, I have a pair of slippers. It's just like it looks like my dad slippers when I was young. There's regular old slippers. It's your cross. And I was set at those for around the house

or when I had to go run out to the barn real quick. Where nobody's seeing you. Exactly. Exactly. The horses aren't asking them. Hurry, move, move, move, move, move, move. Those slippers. Oh, right. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It would have makes sense to wear something like that out Exactly the horses aren't asking them It would it makes it would it makes sense to wear something like that out into the barn because then we covered in horses and stuff

Inside so they're inside only slippers but and it's because my head because my head a problem with my bare feet Oh, we're mean wearing socks. I'm not asking you why you use a pair of slippers for horseshoes. You're not addressing the question. Why do you feel the need to buy novelty slippers? Like, is it? I don't make a statement. Yeah. Is it because you're just, I mean, deep down subconsciously, or you know, subconsciously, that you just need to have someone like just talk about it. I'm not answering.

No, I went to Walmart. I saw them. I said, oh, they look cool. Yeah, they look warm. You know, that's not too warm. And they fit. So I bought him. But he just walks over wearing them with the fucking the the fucking one side of his lips is touching the ear. Basically, the fucking grin is so large as if like it's the greatest thing on earth. Like you said, the space monkey show is a greater show on earth. Well, to get him would have a little take a little umbridge with that because hit wearing

those slippers is actually a pretty good show. Do you think maybe next cruise, which has already been announced? Yeah, really already. Get him in a slipper. It was announced like before we left. I had to because you kept spiking. Okay. Now I sound a little low. Yeah, but you'll be okay. Because so it doesn't spike, but you'll be okay. Okay. I saw that having a golden girl's cruise. I saw that too.

It looked like something that's like, I don't know. I mean, the room's really cheap, so I imagine it's not going to be popular. And the stuff was like Dorothy's bingo. It's like, well, you just call it Dorothy's bingo. Yeah, it's not like Be Arthur would be there. I sincerely doubt what's bingo. It's like well, you just call it Dorothy's Yeah, it's just being yeah, it's not like the Arthur would be there. I sincerely doubt What's her name? Betty white will be on right? See if I'll

Now she's in her 90s. Oh, yeah, so she's the only surviving golden girl right? So she's the only one that could appear yeah Maybe she makes a video probably make a video Yeah, that's tough to do that cruise with absolutely no Nobody on the cruise connected to the actual show though. It have to be really special like that I have to really put thought into how to make it like good like a recreation of the fucking of the set or something like that like the boats one of those the cruise to is one of those times where like I'm not I don't socialize a ton But on that cruise there's so many people that like her and The pot and all that other shit like you know like a group of ladies they get like I'll show you the picture like barren's broad like make special matching shirts for it and shit

Really yeah, it's without permit. Pretty good, pretty good design. I gotta say maybe we don't. Two, they give us the file. They give us the file. For parents, for us, and we love the ones you sell it. I just say if we have any fucking room to fucking complain about someone taking our stuff. any fucking room to fucking complain about someone taking our stuff. The worst culprits are the foundation of our house. Yeah. Yeah, the cruise is good. I mean, I, I, I, I didn't notice of less four color demon shirts that I normally see.

Someone there if that Brian's fault, I heard he's pissing off fans left and right. Is this? Oh, yeah, somebody's quit the fold. Yeah, I Would you be I? I said I got a figure this out on patreon. I sent that email to one person and mistakenly I sent it to 800 people And it was about somebody inquiring about Um, if their credit card had gone through and I wrote back, now your credit card was declined and I sent that out to 800 people so I had to go into like you know. Is this the number? And so a whole bunch of people were like being hit

with a flurry of messages being like, what are you talking about? It's just a scam and I was like, no, no, no, I made a mistake. And what's her name? Real name? Julie. Yeah. She wrote back that she's not a member anymore and that she hasn't been. She doesn't listen to TSD anymore.

Even for free. Even the free episode, which kind of bummed me out and Mike did a little investigation and he thinks that it's because you, I respect her about those. I respect her about those. I respect her about those. I respect her about those. From the last cruise, right?

Yeah. From the prior cruise, she had to probably get about. To you know how hard course she is for you to drive her away. I know. That's a crazy request. That's a simple request. Because she said she's like,

I'm going to make buttons. And then she can give people the buttons. And then I kept hearing about it. And I want to hear about it anymore. So I was like, but how do you going to have a delicate hand? Yeah, I grew a cue in that though. You could come at her with a little bit more

um, honey than vinegar? Yeah. I mean, she's as hardcore deep fan as you get. I get it. I think a baby she isn't. If we can't expect it to stay around, get smacked across the fucking head. I expect lots of people.

They also hang around. Ah, no, they know sometimes. Who have you, you swat, what are you talking about? I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide.

I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide.

I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I can't hide. I think about that that cruise isn't cheap you know how many months of Patreon she could have paid for like

Joe Christoni that fucking mind Yeah, yeah, we do Did I mention it in a way? I met you I found out I almost put it three ways you know wait a minute I But did I mention know that that because of how we found out she wasn't listening to more is because she replied she got the email Even though she's not a member anymore and she replied that that she's not a member of a patron anymore and she doesn't even listen to TSD anymore I don't I didn't I didn't press it because it sounded like she was not happy with TSD

So I didn't even go into any further, but if that's the reason Can you apologize right now? Can you issue an apology and maybe a little tail between the legs and sure? Give it like a free month of Patreon or something $5 level Yeah, I apologize that When she asks like hey, can I do the buttons for the cruise? That I do the buttons for the cruise. That I, it's starting to, it's starting to veer off the apology path. That I am. It is my fault. It's a hundred percent my fault. It doesn't sound

like an apology at all. I immediately said, yes, assuming that I was an adult, she would get the buttons made and hand them out and distribute them at the meetup. Instead of saying, oh, well, they're too heavy to carry around and I'll feel like carrying them. And then once she got back, didn't send them out to the people who had paid for them already. I apologize to everyone for having me that decision because in retrospect, I should have just done what I did this year, which was make a patch myself, give it out for free and make sure that everyone got one. So you had to learn something too.

I learned something. So why you got to hold it against poor Jujube? No, I think her for teaching me this valuable lesson to not put my trust in someone like oh no You know why she's alright. I'm surprised that maybe there's something else going on in your life, right? Mm-hmm. I don't know, but how could you have anything in your life take more, put more importance on it than tell them Steve Dave? I don't get it, personally. I don't get it.

When I see people like when they're like, hey, here in the podcast, I listen to and like follow Friday or whatever and like I see our name. But if I see any other podcast on the list, of course. Of course. I'm like these assholes. So I'm sure somebody will alert juju B. Twitter. JuJuB is it or jujuB girl?

JuJuB, B as in B, the insect buzzing. Yeah, B kind of, yeah. B is then be responsible and. No, no, B as in B, B As in BBB be kind and and give us for our Here's here's just so everyone knows capital J you capital J you capital B E e Capital G are our L So someone tell her that like she's the it's just not the same with our where that we're talking about our on Tom Steve

David. Listen to the year maybe this will prompt her to come back and catch the bug again. Yeah, we did this once before remember Lucy Muckenees first person on follow us on Twitter and she got back down and now I told her all the time. I texted her I texted her frequently. She's awesome personal number. That's how yes really yeah So are you willing to say right now? Girl comes back you will give out your personal phone number? Consider it Is that how warm is she comes back hundred-dollar level? How about You could call cute whenever you feel like it Twenty-foyce seven access to Brian Quinn I love it.

I need to see a commitment for you right now. Thank you. You got, you shoving up that apology and I'll do it. I'll work out for next week. I'll kill this side though, yeah. I hate to see anybody leave. Even the free one, I can see the believe in the page. Sure, if time's yet tough, you got to make ends meet.

You don't have enough money. They for cruises. Yeah. They don't have free. But the free one. But if you're cutting the free episode out of your life, that means we're doing fucking something wrong. Really wrong.

Really wrong. Especially a sweetheart like that. Like that's a hard core. Yeah. Yeah. It was shocking. That's someone like, I know personally. She used to bring me surf taco gift cards and shit.

It shook me when I saw that, man. I was all off my game for a couple days after that. It's a bummer. That is a bummer. That's why you were texting me like, I don't even know if we should do it anymore. Yeah, it was a bummer. We didn't hear from like 40 minutes. And that was it.

Ah. Ah. I was just like, I don't know. If this is what it's coming to, like we're driving people away, then I don't know if I want to be involved anymore. Oh, this is what's coming to me. I can't believe it's taken this long. What else do I have to say? Oh, man. So a lot is hinging on us winning her back. Yeah, well, I think a lot of ads are gonna tweet her and but nicely

Yeah, you guys can't be dicks about it like you know that's gonna happen Oh, yeah, don't don't don't do that. This is like a good person Yeah, and our motive is pure And it's driven by you know wanting to have ever not anybody leave a colony Yeah, it's like what you know, we don't want it. It's a one big family and if we'll even won member leaves, you know, it hurts. Yeah God damn it. Alright, we'll get her back. Oh,

She even come back for 400. That's crazy. She even come back for 400, bro. The damage you've done. I know it could be irreparable She even come back for 400, bro. The damage you've done. I know it could be irreparable They will say I'm gonna tell Mary Beth to lock up the guns tonight because I could see in your eyes I you know you made a mistake. Yeah, I'm like I let my friends down Let the fans down Let you do you be your girl down and mostly I myself down sage about to let you down Was nice knowing you. In some of my... Yeah. I like that shows the level of my commitment to getting judooby back.

Let's say you don't kill you. Let's say you... It wasn't a fatal blow. All right, I just blew my jaw off. Remember that documentary about where that guy... Where the kid blew his... It was our a fatal blow. All right, I just blew my jaw off. I remember that documentary about where the kid blew his... It was our face, basically. It was the whole face came off, yeah. Yeah, so you're podcasting now. Our face of Tom Stevens, yeah.

I'm like, I didn't mean to come as I meant to call my face off as a self-isolation slash sacrifice to show Juju B. Hussier as I was. And how I went back and deleted the tweet rolls that can you please and the fucking box to people. Please, so I don't think you're about to shit anymore. I don't think we're getting back. Just looking dicey.

I can't just stop. Just can't stop talking about it. She was veering in the wrong direction. All right, let's change topics. All right, so Robert Kraft. Oh, well, we we have been talking about Chicago Chicago on March 8th, right and 9th March 8th and 9th. Yeah, it's like two weeks, right? Yeah

The Stern pinball event. Yeah, the pro circuit championship second year in a row. Be hosting Brian Johnson will be coming with Mm-hmm. It was a good time last year., so much fun. All people do is hand you drinks. So much fun. Yeah, yeah. And last year we did not great for you, but it was like a 10-hour day this year. They shortened it to like four hours. This band, we're gonna be playing pinball a lot. What really? Brian and I have no responsibilities at this point aside from Brian I have no responsibilities at this point aside from Just playing pinball with with fans and drinking with fans and stuff like that They they saw that we were good out last year and adjusted like minimal responsibility Yeah, and I heard I mean I'm not positive don't tell me those obnoxious twins will be there I Saw poster they feel a little slighted that no one's mentioned the

So they made their own poster evidently. They have eight by tens. They're going to give out for free, sign them, and they're having a raffle. Really? Yeah. They got a big plan. These guys. So, so the, when you come in, the pinball twins are going to have a raffle for free.

For free. Yeah, it's going to be like first 200. I think there's 200 raffle tickets. So it's like not everyone, because I think it's 500 people. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So I'm looking at a tweet an image of it. I'm looking at the raffle ticket right now.

You got your third prize. Says Goose. Second prize says Goose and Pitcher. Now, you got your third prize, says goose. Second prize says goose and pitcher. So I'm assuming whatever the goose prize is, plus you get a picture with them. And then first prize, and this is a rarity, well, what's not happening? No, I'm hearing as somebody's phone ringing. Hmm, thanks a lot.

Okay. Oh, like, fucking get a point. And it keeps like, it a accusing finger. Get him. No, I heard like a little. Oh, yeah, probably because it's. Okay, is that it? I don't know. I don't hear it anymore.

First prize. Well, yes, romantic dinner with rye. Umla, I would, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the pinball twin that looks a little bit like you a little bit like him. Yeah, that one So which ones the more Popular of the twins. I don't think we need to ask that question. Do I? I mean, I thought that was an oxymoron question because it doesn't look substance doesn't matter It's all about how substance doesn't matter. It's all about how it. So if you look good in this world, I don't give a fuck what anybody says with all the woke and political correctness, everything's

based on aesthetics. Cartier would have tested it, right? Was that the Cartier actions would have tested that motto? Up. They made their living off of it. Right. Now it's your turn. Now it's my turn. Well, it's a pinball. It's a pinball twins turn. Yeah. I expect that those guys will become as big as the Kardashians before long.

They can give a chance. You know, they restart it out. Yeah, it's a couple of young kids. You know, just get into the business. Yeah, but they'll be there and all that stuff's true. The raffle and the prizes and all that shit. And it's a good time. Yeah, but they'll be there and all that stuff's true the raffle and the prizes and all that shit And it's a good time. Yeah, it's really good time and not that much like 30 bucks I think 30 bucks. I mean you guys I mean the Pimble twins could like graduate from Pimble

Conventions to like opening like these massive clubs at like the Kardashians get like 20 G's to show up for one night every time I go to Atlantic City I see what's his name. One of the... Paulie Dink. Paulie D. Yeah, from Jersey Shore. And I saw one of the Rob Kardashian. Is he a DJ?

I have no idea. One of these Kardashians. He's the brother of a Kardashian. Brodie Jenner, that guy. Brodie Jenner, he's a DJ. And I always see him on the billboards going to Atlantic City. If a Brody Jenner can do it, why not bri, umla, I bri, umla, why? I see. No, why not? It's the public just has

to become aware of the existence. There's has to be a grassroots campaign to get their image and their knowledge of them out there everywhere. They got to make a viral video or something What's a good? Well, how do people make viral videos? They just post a video and maybe like bite each other's fingers and shit like Charlie but my face What's up? Where are some other good viral videos? video is good. That's not a good viral video. No. Something that like just it's cute see enough that people are like, oh, like these guys.

Lip syncing in the car. Lip syncing. What's that dance everyone does that like that they only walk by the car. The macarena. The macarena. Yeah, that's pretty popular with the kids still. Is that the na na? Maybe.

I don't know. I'm not sure. You'll figure it out before you get there. Before March 8th, you'll figure out the popular dance before. Before March 8th, yeah, I'm sure they'll have a viral video. I'm not sure. I was wondering if there's a new challenge. Sage watches YouTube and there's a constantly find socks and all kinds of other shit.

Like, like, she'll, it's like, hey, challenge to cut up your socks. So she cuts up like five pairs of socks and I can't be watching her constantly. So she does that or like, there's like eating challenges or this or that. Yeah, be careful with those. There's a, uh, it's gonna be in cinnamon, right? Cinnamon start choking the death. Too much water. Yeah.

You know, that kind of shit, but there's a newer one called the 48 hour challenge. And essentially what it's a teenager and they disappear without a trace for 48 hours to make people think that they've been abducted or whatever. Oh, I've never heard of this. Yeah, they leave their cell phone home. This is, you know, that'll take anything.

That's terrible though. If your family's gonna go in fucking a panic It's just so you can make a video. Mm-hmm. So how are you get how you're capturing their reactions anyway though? I don't know. I'm not sure exactly. I mean it might be one of those things that like no one's done, but you know It's just sure what he keeps talking about. It's just short of funerals though, isn't it? It's like okay, you're not dead, but you're missing though. I don't know how to sue, because I think it's too close to funerals to let it go. Who produced it, Simmy?

Simmy can stand on it. They probably take like screen caps of like the people sending out messages, like looking for them, like, you know, please help me. I haven't seen someone so in so many days. They've been missing out to their own fan. Encourage teens to disappear for up to two days and awards points to every social media mention

they received during that time. Zero. Shit. Can we throw out these wolf slippers? I knew I was. I knew I was. People have really enjoyed that. So my question to you is like,

if you can imagine it, Alicia. Oh my gosh. That's the 40-hour challenge. Then comes back and you is like, if you can imagine it, Alicia, does the 40-hour challenge, then comes back and she's like, Bragg Superstar! Ta-ta-ta-ta! Yeah. How do you react? Oh my God.

Of course you should be met. First, you were like a mad relief type thing where you're like, oh my God, I'm getting real live. Once it sinks in, you would be furious. Like, how could you be so irresponsible? How could you be so on caring? How could you just be such a, you know, selfish and like a mature? It's like it's funny

Talking about it's a challenge old man like because in her like in her not her But like in whoever whatever kids mind like who does that like what's going on in their mind? You're not gonna be able to reason what them Whatever kids mind, like, who does that? Like what's going on in their mind? You're not gonna be able to reason what them. They're gonna be like, if you're that person, you're that person, you're that person. Yep, and eventually, they'll be like, wow, that is kind of fucked up.

Like if they have a kid of their own or they can somehow empathize, but. And this is going on right now. I guess so. There are telling people, you know, to tell their kids don't do the word that we're trying. Maybe that's what you do to be a girls up to. Oh, you think?

She's doing a 365 day challenge. No, no, no. Yeah. It's been a little bit over six months. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That is, but yeah, if you do, if you're just doing the challenge, you know, you win, come home. Yeah. Yeah. It was funny, but now it's just challenge, you know, Greenwood, come home. Yeah. Yeah. It was funny, but now it's just getting, you know, I'm just getting nervous. Brian Apologized.

Yeah, I'm scared. Yeah. 2015, there was the game of 72, which is, was encouraged to invite from their parents for long periods of time and gain points and likes and all that shit. Points and likes. Social media mentions.

Yeah. Back in our day if a kid went missing, he fucking went missing. You might see him again and if he did come back. He's got new boots and a fucking balloon sandwich on a watch and a fucking asshole with a dress ring on it. He just got a fuck. None of this bullshit. Nobody liked No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ritz is another yeah, that's the current commodity right now. That's worth more than money. That's worth more than your parents piece of money. Would you not agree though that that likes are worth more than cash at this point? Well, likes lead to cash. Yeah. Nobody's going to give you a dollar bill, but they will give you a like and you can turn that into cash. Right. So it's more valuable. It's pretty valuable. But if someone were to say to me like, okay, this video you put up on Instagram, we got 10,000 views. Do you want those views or do you want

$10,000? That's not a difficult decision. But do you want, okay, how about do you want 10,000 views or something a little bit more reasonable or realistic? How about 200 bucks? 200? I would take the 200 bucks. Every time I would take the 200 bucks. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Because I could just put a different picture. Yeah, we're just from a different, different, different, different, different, different. That's true. And you know what, man? Yeah, we, we, we equate real money as being like even $200 is being more valuable than those, those 10,000 views, but then we may be wrong, no. Well, unless you're going to follow through and really press on those 10,000 views, but that we may be wrong, no? Well, unless you're gonna follow through

and really press on those 10,000 views, you might as well take the 200. Because that always you gotta deliver content. Which way we have, yeah, I don't know it. Don't you know it is right. Did you get the invite that I sent you? To what? To the photo gallery thing?

Remember I told you I sent you an invite to something didn't get it really no I sort of got it and get it I swear I swear I'm I swear my mother my daughter's lives I did not get no invite to anything Oh, within seconds of hearing from Joe Gatto boom I. I answered. Oh, so Joe Gatto said it to me. Could be do you have him blocked? Who said it? It came from Gatto's assistant. So for Christmas, he rented a gallery, and went doing a photo gallery of mine in his amateur photography works. Really? And that's next week, and I put you on the list of people doing it. Remember I told you something a couple of weeks back? Well, we're on the phone, right?

Yeah. I said I built up a lot of good will and being able to bow out of things. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was it. So it's a minute. I didn't get that email though. I'll make sure you get it so you can click now.

But yeah, that's next Friday, next weekend, next Friday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. What's your favorite thing to take a photo of the human form or more landscape, or even Like a couple more like portraits or or it's usually my cats for your pictures Or in someone's you know a house Like you're inside It's I Sort of go whatever I see that I kind of like I don't really have a you have a special No, I know I think that I'm like good like I wouldn't I wouldn, I wouldn't have, like this is why Gatto is a good friend because it's not something I would have done.

I would never be like, let's do a showcase of my photos from the past five years, but he was like, no, you should do it. Like you should. This Joe, thank you, are talented photographer. He says that. Is Joe a talented photographer? Just pretty good, yeah.

Yeah, he's been doing it for like, to Deco like 15 years. Do you guys have some like expensive high and gear? No, it's all consumer grade Yeah, yeah, but I what I do is like when we go on tour I'll buy I'll go to thrift shops and buy like Old film cameras that are just in thrift shops. I'll run a roll of film through that So I don't even think the best equipment makes for the best photos. I don't think You may disagree if you come and see them.

You might. Do people have to pay to get in? No, it's free. No, it's free. It's free. Yeah, that's cool. I think you buy prints, but you can also be selling prints. Yeah, but you could also just take a picture of the wall.

I don't care. That's fine. Would you be comfortable if someone commissioned you for some risque photos? Yes. So, why are picks? You would. Yeah, what? I would not have pegged you as someone being approved.

You're saying you would or would? I would be comfortable. Oh, I thought you meant, I would say, would you be, would you be comfortable? Oh, yes, you meant like, you know, I wouldn't do it. Okay, you would take care. I'd be comfortable here. Yeah.

You would be like full frontal. Of some dude? No, I was gonna say, I Okay, you would take it. I think it was you would be like full frontal of some dude No, I was gonna say I was assuming it was a theme. Oh, yeah You have you You have the lighting and you would have no idea they'd had to like write Just do the film in the camera Obviously make it people it's just like I found it I think I've been filming the camera. I've honestly naked people. It's just my iPhone.

I found it in a thrift show. I couldn't do that. Couldn't do it? No way. No way. Why, they're asking me to take pictures of them naked? But they like your work. It's not definitely not something.

They just love your work and they want to pick your... Oh, do our shots. Is that what that's called? Yeah. I've always heard that. I thought that was just... So the human, you're skived by the human body. It's like a little cheesecake a little flirty Do you have any nude paintings in your hanging in your home? That's all he has

No, I do not so you're not a fan of I just haven't seen the one displaying nudity and you know what I take that back I in my basement bathroom there's gonna be several old playboy centiphalts frames on the wall you're okay yeah so you're not uncomfortable displaying fuck no naked but my house now like American apparel

Kev had a remember Kev had that painting of Jen never saw naked painting of Jen. Never saw it. They could painting a Jen, but like almost life size, it was really tall. I don't think I ever saw that one. I, for some reason that was always, didn't they didn't really display that publicly? That was like in his bedroom.

Yeah, I saw the playboy. He took pictures of a playboy. That's look good, man. Great, it's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, Jen's pretty odd. I don't think that I don't think she would oppose her prey boy if she didn't know that she looked good. Prey boy. Prey boy?

She's got her father lunch and scream name. Go steal us. Wait, so do you think you would come you think you would come or now? I don't know if I can make it I don't know I have to look at my stop any my schedule I don't know what I got going on next week. Well, I'll get I'll make sure the invite gets to the right night I'm free generally Friday night. It's yeah, I don't know what's going on. That's still fucking a week away Friday night. It's yeah, I don't know what's going on. That's still fucking a week away. I don't know All right, well if anybody here is listening in your in New York City next weekend I'll definitely be there most of the day sadly part of Sunday

And then we'll be in Chicago the week after I mean look this isn't like fucking meet and greet So you gotta pay fucking all this money. This is $30 for pinball and galleries for me. And you're getting on the ground floor of the next viral sensation. Yeah. Pinball twins. Yeah, what does it say?

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said this about me undies. All right. I don't respect Buzzfeed, so I'm not going to quote them. They're fucking idiots. How about Ask Men? I don't even know what that is. Ask Men said that they feel like silk drenched in a hand lotion. What's with the metaphors all over the place? They're so soft they make Bob Ross's voice sound like Gilbert Godfrey. I don't like that. I don't like that at all because I love Gilbert. All right, strike that one too. We're so soft that Kenny G thinks about them to get inspired to write his next song. All right, then they should take me on these off the goddamn market. Why are they using these things? You know, let's just talk about the goddamn underwear. Not only will they make your loins feel like they're being hugged.

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I wonder how I hear how I was a hero to a couple local kids? Yes, absolutely. It was awesome. So Sage is cheerleader and part of I guess the responsibility of a parent when their kids are cheerleaders to sit through two super boring shitty games. A boy's game and a girl's game and these are like six, seven-thieth graders. A lot of airballs. A lot of airballs. The girls team I'll be like, do you guys know what a bounce pass is? Like for Christ's sakes. Like they just, it's terrible. Just a face that says terrible. And the way they work it now is that like, you know, you have your four periods and then there's

a fifth one for the scrubs who don't get to play During regular place and I got another Garbage time and it's oh my god So There's My my child plays a garbage It's true like you're right. Yeah. Nobody wants to say it. Nobody wants to see it.

It's there. It's something you don't talk about in play company. Hey, I heard your kids on the team. No, they're not. He's a garbage man. Evan, you're grand scheme of things in 30 years. It won't gonna matter if you played in the regular session or in garbage time.

Right. It's a meaningless in or in garbage time. Right. It's a meaningless in this in overall scheme of things. I'd rather play garbage time. It'll cause you know, you don't fall as far. Yeah, it was never good. Garden. No one remembers if you won or lost in a garbage time. Yeah, those teams are only good for in the moment, raising some people's self-esteem and

lowering others. It'll affect you in the future for sure. I thought about it. Raising some people's self-esteem and lowering others It'll affect in the future for sure That's a very best All you do is disagree with the coach Johnson coach Johnson What do I do and become a better people a player? I'd be like I don't play soccer You think that's why you're in garbage time. No, I was tell well that's part of this I was telling Mary Beth

I was like when I was when I played basketball Mahoney He was a maniac our coach. He would run up like up and stock up and down the court And he's like, Taren is tie-off. He would take, like if you fucked up, he would take you, he'd throw you on to the bleacher, you know, like, sit out, he would yell at you constantly, yell at you during practice. That is not the way it is anymore. No, probably. I don't know if it's for the better. It's probably for the better ultimately. These coaches are coming. It's nothing like that. You know, and but what really struck me was when the opposing team is shooting a fell shot, it's quiet. There's nobody like yelling or being like trying to get them off their game. So there's

these kids sitting next to me. I up a couple rises in the bleacher, and they're doing the like stop in their feet. They start stopping their feet when the post team shoot the fell shot. And this teacher, this guy, like, jock guy, like he's big, like, he looks like a gym teacher, but it turned out he was a special ed teacher. Tells him to stop and be respectful. And I asked the kids, I said, is that a new rule? Like you guys are not allowed to stomp on the bench. And they're like, no, it's not a rule, but he's just telling us not to do it. And I said, why? Like why can't you do it? And they're like, I don't know. So there's a guy's teacher standing there with his other teacher.

And I walked down to him on the court and I was like, just for curiosity, he said, he was like, why are they not allowed to do that? And immediately you could see in this guy's face that he doesn't like to be questioned by anyone. And he's like, well, they're being rude. And I said, in what way, I said, by stomping on the bench, I was like, that's isn't that part for the course with stuff like this. And he's like, well, you know, a parent asked him to stop. And I said, correct me if I'm wrong. But I said, they're trying to throw the other team off their game. They're trying to throw the other team off their game. They're trying to raz them. They're basically telling them that they're no good and or not as good as this team.

I was like, aren't they just doing in a very loosely organized way the exact same thing that your leaders are doing? And he's just looking at me and he doesn't want to fucking hear it. And he's like, they were rude to parents. I was like, I know, I heard that part, but I was like, that's not being rude to just keep stomping.

He didn't want to hear it any walked away. And I went to... So I followed him. I went, no, I wanted to, but I talked to the lady who was the lady teacher standing there for a couple of minutes and I went back and I sat down next to Marybeth. And then there was like the whole game and then when I was leaving, those kids were like by the door and they were

like, hey man, thanks for speaking up for us. Like they were happy that I went into the guy like, what the fuck dude? Like what your arbitrary rules, it's like you can't do that. Like these kids are there supporting the team and they're doing something that is widely regard is acceptable and every fucking gym across the land. But because some parent from the opposing team doesn't want them stopping their feet, this guy's like, I'm just going to fucking say, you can't do it. Who the fuck are you? I mean, your power is an absolute here. If they haven't commissioned a statue for you, my point exactly.

To put on the grounds of the school. Those kids make pay homage when they when you walk in those gym doors to you know to something. You can heckle the opposing team. Free of press persecution. We thank Brian Johnson. Right. It's just a statue of me sitting down on a bleach air with one foot up on foot down like I'm just stomping. We'll divert all the funds from the Dennis statue to this new statue. What a fucking ear. I like to see you. This is crazy.

Like I don't think I've seen you side on the side of youth in in five years. Maybe getting the old, uh, the old Brian Johnson back. Oh, maybe he's not as old as cramming. Maybe some of that crust is coming on. It's time to start fighting the man instead of being the man. Yeah, I was like, I am pretty cool. You just are. But you know what?

It's time. I used to be cool like this all the time. I started reading all this stuff on the internet. It made me mad. Yeah, you became the man. You did become the man. It's time to turn your attention towards the man. Because you've neglected it for a long time.

It used to be of the people for the people. You're not. Well, how so? I'm not for the people anymore. I'm just so, just so clear. I'm just trying the new generation, the new generation. I aged out. Yeah, yeah, it's down, but you don't have to.

It's a stain of mind. You're parroting the talking points of the man constantly. Yeah so so ape a bunch of eighth graders behavior so I can fit in. What you felt that need to bring it to the table how you were fucking lawd if you didn't get graders and avoid being a no-end. I don't know if you're in a no-end and it was nice I gotta say it was nice for those kids to be like hey man thanks because that's what you didn't have as good. I one time went I nice for those kids to be like, hey man, thanks because that's what you didn't have as good.

I, one time when I remember, I was 7th-Earth Green, he and Mike Cunningham were going out to the fucking mobile unit, right? Right. And we took a short cut through the back, which we're supposed to do. And Mrs. Reeman, remember, Mr. Mrs. Reeman,

Mrs. Reeman sent us to the office, said that she saw a smoking. I've never smoked. I don't smoke. Mm-hmm. She swore up and down that we a smoking. I've never smoked. I don't smoke. She swore up and down that we were smoking and we were trying to trouble for it. Was it a skinny cigarette? No, it was not.

No, we were just taking a short, a funny cigarette. Not even a funny cigarette. You know, I would tell you if that were the case. I wish I met right now. I mean, right now, are you on a funny cigarette? You got to see it right now, I got you.

Do you got a funny cigarette? That's right. I'm a majoresiest now? I got you. You got a funny cigarette? That's right. I'm a jurist. The criminalized shit, man. That kind of like powerlessness in the face of like authority, either real or perceived, is fucking annoying. Right. Well, that's what people, I think the listenership of TSD is going to, I think this is like

where maybe jujubee, another reason to come back is because now you're turning your eye or towards the man. Yeah, you got to speak for the powerless more and start speaking truth to power. Yeah, because you stopped being that guy. I thought I was still that guy. Oh, what am I complaining about? Oh, that like what's different now that was from that? Well, now you're taking a stance against something completely meaningless right can't stop on your feet on a on a podium what was it called the stands yeah the bleachers it's like nothing less to them though right no it wasn't nothing was more important to me right obviously it should be what it's not Mary What is that? Marybeth is like, oh, I'm in here. Standing up to a teacher this many years later.

But Dander was always with Dander. This is like, you know what? For a lot of years, if you looked at like the paradigm set up by like catty shack or poor keys or whatever, he was He was, you would become the guy trying to shut down the ski club instead of the scrappy band of youngsters that were like trying to reach the rich kids. Yeah, I'm like the status quo guy. You were the camp across the lake.

Yeah, the rich kids. Yeah, you were the rich kids. That's baby and all that. Sweet balls in here. The answer just reached, I mean, there's probably a fucking parade going on right now in some town, somewhere in the back of your honor because the old Brian Johnson is back.

Yeah, they're like, I work at Walmart and my supervisor was kind of rude to me. Any chance you can come and come in here for a stop. I'll be there. I'll be there. That is it. That's what you'll be taking on. Not many old people.

That's like, I have to be a the video, I'm gonna have to take it In fact, this guy may have been a millennial This teacher, I'm gonna be showing my hair How are you all, enough kids We're trying to raise the pose routine You like Bushemi and 30 Rock when he's got his hat to the side A rock band, he's like, hello fellow children Twenty-br fresh cadoules.

Yeah. Oh, it's with me. Yeah. Right kids. This is a big moment. I mean, you've lived a wait the long time for this moment. Yeah, but see, but I thought like kicking the door in and Sonic was funny. No, no. That's two persons.

Too angry. Two angry guys. Get it right. That's two angry guys. I should have beaten the shit out of the creature. Check it out, man. He's fucking bleeding all over, guys. Take a fucking shot. He's down.

Take a fucking shot. They want to see, I want to see a Brian Johnson for the Undo dogs. All right. Yeah, you're right. I was too much about me and my own personal little trifling bullshit here and there. That's it, man. You know what, Mary Beth reminded me the other day too.

That old argument I got into was I was getting the gift card not for my niece, but for your daughter for Christmas. Does that doesn't change anything? No, you're buying it for? No, it doesn't change anything, but it did give me an idea though, because you're like, just give me a number. Just give me a number and I came with a full proof plan. I number, just give me a number and I came up with a full proof plan. I'm going to give you a number from now on.

Yeah. That's okay. No matter where I go, whether it's a fucking sketchy spa or Ulta. I was going to say tell them Steve Dave, but real quick, I want to announce that tell them Steve Dave is looking for artwork. We're going to be doing a new series of t-shirts and we are looking to purchase artwork. We're gonna be choosing five new designs

and if you wanna submit some artwork to K Muse 2, a Gmail, K-M-E-W-E-S2, a Gmail, we'll go through them, we're gonna select some cool new designs to, and we're facing out the old designs. So if you're on the fence and we're going to select some cool new designs to and we're facing out the old designs. So if you're on the fence and we're retiring all the old Tom Steve Dave shirts are on merch tables. So I went there not a lot of sizes left, but if you're in the 4x to 6x category, those are still available. Congrats. Yeah. Can I make a request on this? Can someone, because I feel like we've kind of let the four color demons, I mentioned this

before, we start recording. Right. Falled by the way, so I want to bring a pack, it's like Johnson's back to the children, I want to be back. I want to do like... I'm not for the children, for the underdog. For the underdog, right? I want to do a four color demons meet up this year, year like like a rally all right and I so if one of these

Designs or some people could submit some four-coloured demons design because I feel like 2019 is gonna be the year that we official that we're fucking turning into something great This is a year where we kicking into high gear which Brian Johnson is a You don't need to go either ask Kevin Smith to show Brian Johnson does Kick things in the high gear two days after firing me. I was thinking about that the other day, like when you got, you were let go and they left me with Nick. Well, I wasn't, to be fair, I wasn't let go to Kevin.

I wasn't fired. You actually left. I was demoted. We got demoted and then you were like, I'm not gonna be to Kevin. I wasn't fine. You actually left. I was demoted. We got demoted and then you were like, I'm not gonna be demoted. Yeah, so you're right. I'm fried. Still, I like, I couldn't figure out why Nick was mad at me for so long, but in retrospect, I'm like, it was kind of weird that I'm like, is there any way you can fire him and keep Q because I like you know what I want in this state. Yeah. Like he was, you know, Nick did a pretty stand up thing, man.

Like Nick is the cut. You don't want me there as your friend if you're Nick. No, you took my job. You want it. You want Nick, right? Nick's the guy who, who, uh, who fucking stood up for me. He stood up for you. That's a fat lot of good at did him.

Cause you came back anyway. I took his, what are you gonna do? He's writing comics from Marvel now. Nick Jim and Eddie good stuff. He's writing a Cosmic Ghostwriter series. Oh really. Yeah. Nice. It's pretty cool. Do we have an ad to? We have two ads. We've ads again. We have ads again. I thought. Who would have a new sponsor. But who got this for us? Spot. Spot.

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It's like every five years you're making the choice to be together. So when has paper work and contracts and renewals of anything ever been like this? But I think this is a good escape plan. You're saying like you don't have to go through all the problem of a divorce and shit. It's like you commit for you. You'll never fly. You commit for five years and you're like, hey,

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No, I don't like to think about these things. For me, I honestly, this, I didn't realize this was the, the new sponsor. It's a bummer. It's morbid, right? Yeah, they're like, you know, you're gonna die. Don't you want your family to be taken care of? And I'm like, no, I do not. They're gonna use that money, right? Yeah, they're like, you know you're gonna die. Don't you want your family to be taken care of? And I'm like, no, I do not. They're gonna use that money. Everybody's gonna use that money to like, like, dollar self up, get a nice dress. Uh-huh.

Find a new Johnson. Push those tits up with a fucking expensive bra. Yeah, find someone, is someone's age appropriate? It's disgusting. That I doubt. I can weird as a bitch. Oh my god, that made my hand hurt.

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As much as you don't want to think about your demise, it is weird. Sometimes I'll sit there and I'll be like, holy shit. Usually if I'm high, like, my God, I'm going to die. Like, that's a fact. It's common, but you never, and no one does, you're like, you're never like, oh man, like tomorrow might be the day. I get fucking run over tomorrow. I don't think the human mind is wired not to think,

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over. I it's a little bit of a legacy. But then no, no, don't those kids will be at my funeral. Don't miss it. It's a legacy. You know what? Well, I mean, it's dwindling every day. If you if you can get judu be back, I would say you have a legacy, right? It all hinges on that on judooby is gonna give a fuck about anything I've done If I can't win you back. I honestly believe that please Save my soul judooby I'm Steve Dave Hello safe. Hello. Hello. Oh my God boys. It's the newest voice in the podcast and game. Yeah. Good evening gentlemen. A new ground breaking form out

you're trying to cups a Joe right? To cups a Joe not to not to father shit. It's to cups a Joe. To cups a Joe. What do you got? Well, you might like this podcast. I think you guys are talking about like every day shit like, well, we try. We try. We don't, we don't get too deep into stuff that you guys talk about. And then you know, I don't go to deep in stuff, you know, or two deep into people. But yes, it's called two cups of Joe, we have to talk about every day life of entertaining and stuff. We actually had our first podcast the other day, it was with Donnie Walberg and

Robert Thicks since I got unmasked for the mass singer. Now the cat's out of the bag. I'm a frickin' rabbit and a hump or I like, are you aware of this that Joey Fattone was the rabbit on the masked singer? So you know what that is, masked singer? Oh yeah, I know, that's huge right now. That's like, that's like, why are you doing the rabbit on a mask singer, you know what that is, mask? Oh yeah, I know, that's huge right now. It's like, that's like, why are you doing a podcast on a mask singer? Somebody, somebody asked me if you were the rabbit, this is before it was revealed.

Right. And I was like, I don't know. And they're like, could you ask them? I was like, are you out of your fucking mind? One, he would never tell me, two, why would you? I know, I would tell you, I would tell you. I mean, tell me, I knew. I think you should see, but I would tell you.

I knew Joey, and a lot of people asked me, and I didn't tell anybody. Yeah, we'll see, that's why you're good. I like you. But if John's gonna open up his fucking mouth, and I can't do anything with that, well, I was like, it could affect like the line and Vegas or something right? It will you know what we would we could have placed some bets

I know get out that's why that's why you should have told me and I would have laid those bets cute over here goody two shoes and shit I didn't know I said I might have told you I'm gonna tell my text you and I'll get red messages I gotta talk to Brian in order to get you about one I gotta talk I gotta talk to you to talk to you. It's hard to get a text back from when did you fucking text? I had surgery on fucking Tuesday. When did you text me? Okay, well, fuck you. Because first of all, when you, when I was in New York, after Valentine's day, you're like, oh, come on over Saturday. Well, first of all, y'all blew me off because

I had boys to men take it. You don't want to see boys. I told you I couldn't go see boys to man. I told you I couldn't go and I respect that and I love you for it But the next day I thought we're gonna hang out I heard goots from you for nothing and you even text me back That part might be true. He did hear goots for me true. It was a hundred percent true. Yeah, that part is true I didn't hear it from me because he didn't text me when he was in New York Johnson I'm calling you from now on. Oh, I'll be there, bro I'll go see boys the man. This is outrageous. Oh My god, they'll be amazing when you went your freaking beard go that day. You should wear like a leather jacket at sunglasses Just be like just come out there. I'm gonna see boys to men. Mm-hmm. By the way, how was boys to man good?

Oh fantastic. You should have been there, but you weren't actually honestly you guys were all sick or something Everybody call me tell me. Yeah, we all we we were like passing around some fucking goddamn night back. I was healthy as a horse I'm actually at a comic-con in Pensacola right now. Oh Where's that was Pensacola Pensacola right now. Oh, what is that? What's Pensacola? Pensacola is a panhandle. It's in the panhandle. I had an ugly drove from seven hours from Orlando.

I was six hours really. So Orlando to Pensacola, I think it was just kind of nice because it was just different than in the fly. Aren't you a rich famous guy? Why are you driving seven hours to a Comic Con? You know, point times are tough. I was, you know, Johnson, I was a rich famous guy at one point. I don't know if you remember I was in a band called

in sync back in the day with the other guy Justin Timberlake. I saw you on a double-bluft boys demand. Yeah, exactly. And what happened was, you know, after a few years, when you decide to spend a lot of money, and when you're 19 years old, 20 years old, you don't think you're gonna like, what, save money for what? I'm gonna die young. And then you have two kids and then you realize

I gotta start doing calocons to make somebody put the college. They're like, put this fucking rabbit head on. What are we saying? Dance boy, dance. So you're hard now. So what made you want to do the podcast? What made you want to start doing it? Honestly, we've been, we've been, me and my manager, Joe have been doing wanting to do a podcast for a long time. We honestly have talked about it, never pulled the trigger. We actually were on a radio in Orlando, Florida called it was on Excel 106.7 called JoJo and Kid Show.

There's a guy named Kid Cruz that used to be there years ago, back in the day, actually almost back in the end, it was back in the end of the days. Because during that time, we did so many different interviews with so many different celebrities. We thought this would be great.

Faded, fizzled out for a while. Obviously, XM radio and serious kind of did all that thing. And that was the time that that started hitting big. So we kind of backed off. This was the time to pull the trigger. And I think it was kind of, for us, it was a fun thing because we were like, all right, well let's let's launch it but how are we going to launch it? So let's talk about the mass singer since cats out

of the bag on Wednesday, I get kicked off. Let's interview Donnie Walberg and Robin thick for that. And that's kind of how the idea came up with. And me and Joe always wanted to do something. So now we call it two cups of Joan. We're in podcast one. It's great. Nice. Look at you. That's how it happens. How did you guys come over there? I was going to ask Walte if he had any advice for a young podcaster just getting in the game. I mean, I am. Yeah, I need some advice. I need help. Those guests are guests though. That's really how are you going to be able to keep topping your last show because that's a major get right there. Okay, you're ready.

You're ready for the next show that are coming up that we already we just already did we got king graffiti junior and also got Johnny Damon talk about will a guy named steel who is the world's best wakeboard number one wakeboard a look him up he doesn't stupid is tricks everywhere he'll flip over and throw him a freaking beer and catch it was flippant so we got the funding about is where we were literally doing branch out on

different genres and different everything some stuff we're gonna of course joke around play fun ha ha ha ha ha and it's something i might i might even get we're talking about you get my kid and his kid to sit down and like really drill into some shit and try to kind of talk about dating how you use a seven i have a seventeen year old so you turn eighteen so something that even though so might as it on the podcast and get it out Are you friends with Johnny Damon?

I am actually with I believe it or not my manager Joe is no Johnny Damon since high school Like nine great, so that helps what you if you must have a lot of famous friends, right? Well, it's weird believe it It was funny thing about you say that is there's a lot of famous people or people that were growing up around the same time It's almost like the breakfast club in the rat pack idea But all these people came out of Florida like for instance my boy Luis Fonsi the kid at sings despecito nuts Manage song that came out was all big and stuff I was in an octopella group at that kid when I was in high school So he's been a best friend of mine DJ Khaled if you know who that guy is is a DJ

He went to Dr. Philips high school sing sing great AJ Brasinski white socks player Johnny Damon obviously Yankees and Boston. You have one of the guys that Rijie wrote, Fresh Off the Boat. He's went to Dr. Phillips, a friend of mine who is a producer of SpongeBob SquareFans, the musical who's from Dr. Phillips. A buddy of mine if you want to do Broadway, Tony Yazbeck, is Broadway. The guy that us doing freaking Jeannie in Aladdin right now on Broadway was from Dr. So it is insane how many people came out of that high school. So what you got to do is try to get them to reveal something they've never revealed before

on your podcast. You got to break news. I will. Is that is that is that is that the real one's their career? Especially. It's almost like break news like they were, you know, they got beat up by their parents or something like that. Well, I mean, it doesn't matter.

If they reveal something that they've never told somebody else, then you get credited for it. And your podcast just like bumps up the charts then. Gotcha. So that's kind of like, and maybe that's kind of what happened. Because we had Donnie on there. And Donnie started talking about how he was helping his brother just get out of, know not being in jail. So he wrote the

was the first song of good vibrations. Donnie basically kind of got marked out of being in trouble and that was actually a kind of an interesting kind of whole story where he just started talking about it. We're like oh, I didn't know that. That's a positive thing. I think what Walt's talking about is like, it'd be anything. Like, you want to try to get one of these guys in a Me Too type situation, where a puton can expose them. Yeah, so it's like, what was it like on tour?

You know, you used to tie them up, beat them up, that kind of thing? Yeah, they didn't want what you did to them, right? Do you have somebody like actively looking for it to like land big guests? You're ready? You ready? You want to laugh about that? That's me and my manager Joe calling people up. That's what we do. Yeah. You're off to a great start though. Yeah you got talent Steve Dave. Yeah Joe, do you have any advice for an old podcast here?

Do. Keep doing what you're doing. You kidding me? You guys are fucking awesome. Again, those I want to be on your podcast. I'll tell you those the sneakers we ordered came in Yeah, I got him on right now Yeah, I feel good dude. I feel like I live in the future Well, dude, it's it's yeah, that's not so flasing ones That website is scary. I look like at some British nights on no these are These are the self-lacing ones that you're All right, how much of those go for they're actually like 300 and change

Yeah, the babies yes, those are on their way as well, so that's like back to the future shit It's the yeah, the Nike this one was they made you step into when they waste it he had them on the cruise he was robbing them in my face he let me wear his on the cruise I was uh... buddy i looked at i looked at my texts and uh... and i very clearly say i can't i can't go and i know if you were called when we talked when we were shooting after party you say yeah We'll get together. No, I know but on Friday the 15th. I say to you that I'm sick. I

Say very clearly that I'm sick and you said sound good you guys need Z-Pack So we had the conversation that you were accusing me of not having No, we had the conversation, but that was on Friday. Did you feel bad on Saturday? Yeah. But you didn't tell me. Well, you know, I thought by saying that I was listening, this is a simple misunderstanding. Don't call Johnson next time you're here. Call me again.

Exactly. Oh, great Johnson. So what's next on the agenda for, uh, Tell him Steve. It's a test day. Dave stay Dave Dave Dave. What is that called again? Yeah, tell him Steve Dave. Yeah, that one. Yeah, that one. We just passed 400. We just had our 400th episode. So pass that Really? I was about to say you guys do you guys do it once a week or Every week every day. What is it exactly once a week? We try to do it once a week right? If we can't it's not it's not so you guys know how tough that is though to get everybody together I mean is that the advice you give them a consistent

Well, what's your schedule you trying to do once a week? Yeah, try to do try to bang it out once a week if we can or we'll do like two or three in a day since obviously because I Obviously we travel so much and so does my manager Joe So he deals with voice to men and all that crap, which you know, Pewdiepie want to go to the country. Yeah, I would Basically, by the way, thanks. Thanks for following up and seeing how I'm feeling If you want to if you want some contact numbers or some tell them Steve Dave guests I can get you Chris Ladondo, get him Steve Dave. Sunday Jeff. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I like that. I like Jeff, of course.

Everybody loves Jeff. Yeah, he's undeniable. We all agree. He'll cut you a good rate too. Oh, yeah. We would have. We would got to pay him. We would get you the most famous guest we ever had, but that's you. Hey, and if you're calling me and you think I'm the famous one, hold me. You got another come with me. You might as well call Chris Kermattrick or frickin uh one of the other guys in the group that nobody knows who they are. One of the other people is like their names escaped me right now.

Oh man, you know it's you know it's sad. We're getting old man that's a problem. We're getting old and not many people are known as anymore. The generation gap is as closing in on us. I mean the reunion tour. The fans that know us though the fans that actually know us though are like you know obviously they're in the 30s and stuff like that so it's it's a little older no lie I'm out of common con today and I had up there was like four young girls very very really young and then there was a mother she was

standing there and she looks she goes oh I know you guys from you know from in sinking all stuff and the kids look at I'm gonna like I don't know who the fuck you are and I looked at her and said you know Justin's in relation to her now I know Justin's in like I said okay so I have all the pictures in front of me so there's a picture of when we did the star on the walk of fame so I pointed it I pointed to Chris and I go you know that is she goes no you know that is that is? No, what about you? See, no, how about this guy? She looked at me and she looks, she goes, is that you?

Like, like the kid looked at me as if like, I don't know if that you were not. I'm like, I'm gunned. And then of course I pointed, oh, it's just a different like, and I was like, he's sons of bitches. Hey, if it makes you feel better, like most people will never get a walk,

a star in the walk of fame at all. So, you know. You know know what you guys should do it. Get it. You guys should get it. It's actually tell them to do is get a petition. You get people to sign a petition and then you pay a fee to get the star. Is that really how it's done? Yeah. Q. I'm not even getting you that's how it's done. Oh, well then stars for everybody. How much is it? 30 grand. 30 grand. Oh, well then stars for everybody how much is it?

30 grand I'm buying these from buying these self-lacen sneakers I can't afford that shit Pace for his Yeah, he is very cheap Well what's going on? What else is pop? What are you talking about today? What's the topic today? I don't know. Mainly have the whole planet's gay. We're talking about Robert Kraft. What about Robert Kraft? Did you hear that breaking news? Would you touch that on your podcast? What? Did he pass away? What the monkey guy? Right? No, No Robert Kraft owner of the New England Patriots. He got caught So listening to the proposition?

No, the strip mall. You're gonna strip mall and a massage parlor. Oh He got the grand opening not the happy ending. Yeah, you got they got rated and Carried off with some other people. Would you would you touch that one on two Joes? I wouldn't touch any of that. No, no, I don't mean literally. I mean touch the subject Of course, yeah, I'll talk about it But I'll definitely talk about it, but the crazy thing about that is is let's be real here if you couldn't do something like that anyway First of all why you got to pay for it. Let's go there. Meeting in a sense of like the top to the person. He's like 90 years old and it looks like he's one foot in a grave. Yeah, he's got to get it. Okay, there's a percentage of a lot of women out there that will take

that one foot in a grave because after that one foot goes in a grave like an in a cold, you get somebody with some money. Well, he's married too though. Yeah, he's's married. Hey, well, that puts it down, bro. And everything doesn't actually. But I'd like to say, it's not, but what you do is, you know, kind of, I don't know, it's not stupid. I just try not to stay out of trouble like that. I don't do it, honestly. Back in a day, probably, maybe I was right around somewhere in strip clubs and stuff like that, not getting into trouble that much, but there was so many things now with technology and everything else that you really have to think about what you do and what

decisions you really want to make to go do I want to end my career right now or do I want to end my life with my family and friends and things that I have I mean that's the hardest thing. I mean you look at the kids let's talk about this. What about the kids? Yes, they've decided to tell everybody that you know you got beat up meanwhile he hired supposedly two people not saying if it's a hundred percent true but you hear about this? Yeah it's pretty much a hundred percent true. It's crazy. Why would you do that?

You're an idiot because people are going to find out nowadays. No matter what, no matter what you do, so many are going to find out about something one way, shape, or form. It's hard. It's hard to lie anymore. It's hard to have any fun. Yeah, what would you do it? What would you do? What would you do with that? If you weren't fearful of being uncovered? I mean, I know what you've told me privately. It's pretty dark. I don't do any drugs. I don't do like hard drugs. I don't smoke like I don't do like cocaine or any like that. But'd probably have like tons of hookers and blow up if everything was okay with it. It's not okay. My parents thank goodness they've told

me between right and wrong. That's the main thing. It's it's well how well you were raised, how well you could take a joke. And just like that, you know, think about like when we did the, you know, we went on the cruise and I'm upset that I missed the second space monkeys podcast thing, but the other one still was deep and it's kind of funny and it's crazy, but it's like, yo, nobody took videos because we're making jokes, it should not be taken seriously and people should not say it, but because it's a joke. Yeah.

And I understand how people are getting so soft now a day in their life that they just get so soft and so offended as i do their words nobody's getting hurt nobody's going out it's not like i've got to was you know like kids that freaking out it is going out to schools and shoot shit up but if i say what their words they're not gonna did not they're not really hurting you really do really break it down so that's why for me i guess maybe i've gotten tough skin because over the years i'm sure you and I'm sure a Q and Brian

I'm sure you guys know that people say a whole bunch of stupid shit about you guys are about us are What? You should see I see what they write about those two. It's horrible. Have you been talking to Ju-Ju-B girl? Like I'm just saying think about it doesn't hurt your feelings But if somebody actually heard the feelings and say, hey, Brian, you know, you look like Rose, you're a dog. Uh-huh, uh-huh. What?

You don't embrace it and you think that's like a negative and a mean. Yeah, he's got a role with it. But that's what I mean by so many people are getting so sensitive about you. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's, well, if you're in a position like, like you are, you're in a lot of like family friendly

stuff. So the slightest misstep could be all over for old fatone. Of course. That's why you got to set the bar lower, like Brian Johnson level, and then no one expects anything from you. Well, the beauty part about pride, which I love, obviously the things that he says, the things that he does, sometimes they come out negative But they're funny negative, but the beauty part about it is I love it because I know that you're serious about so But you're thinking about it. We're like I gotta get out of here. It's people are annoying me and the people go

So funny you're like no, I'm serious. I know you're really funny like no, I'm really mean serious. Fuck away Are you having fun though? You still having fun? Oh? I think I have you know what I've been very, and I'm sure you, and you know this, as far as been very blessed all the stuff that we've been able to do, and people take stuff for granted, I think, in a lot of different levels. And I think for what we do and how we deal with it, and especially for, for you, you know, cue I give you credit for like I said on the cruise It's you guys can pull the part left and right take this do that When you get a break like when it like you seriously one last time you actually took a break

Wow, I was supposed to go see boys the men the other night, but I got sick But that's my point you get sick at a nowhere and you're like shit I want to do something and now your your bodies run down you want to do nothing. Yeah, but you know Where do you nowhere and you're like, shit, I wanna do something and not your, your bodies run down, you don't want to do nothing. Yeah, but you know, where do you, when do you have fun? I'm doing it right now, I'm chilling with my boys. See, I like that. See, exactly.

That's what I mean, but people don't really get a chance to be like, you know, I hang out with my boys and it's chill and people don't understand that. They're like, oh, that's actually no lie, I'm not kidding you, I went to my, in the height of our career, I went to my nephew's birthday party one time. And it was at a roller skating rink. And at the time, obviously, Lillie, in the height of my career, I'm home, I'm hanging out,

my brother says, hey, is it birthday party? Oh, all right, great, let's go. So I showed up at this roller skating rink. And all of a sudden, all these people said, oh my God, that's showing up. So there was a mother standing there, literally it was like getting like crowded here I'm trying to play a video game on my nephew and this people crown around and just just literally Being rude legitimately be rude. So I go dude. I'm gonna step in the back over here And we ask the people that own the place. You know, hey, do you mind if I step over there for a minute?

Just people just annoying. I just want to kind of cloud it out as me and my brother walked back There's a woman standing there and she's like come on kids. Let's cheer for him. Joey, Joey, all the kids are cheering and the mother is the one that started. So my brother walks home and goes, lady, what's your problem? He said, what do you mean? He's hanging out with his nephew, which is my son for a birthday party. And you guys are cheering for him. Let him spend time with this nephew. And literally, I'm not kidding, the woman said, and I was cheering for him. Let him spend time with this nephew. And literally, I'm not kidding you, the woman said, now it's standing across me, she goes,

well why? He's public domain. I was like, are you serious? It's against one of those things where people just don't think in the name. You're not a person. I know I'm not. I'm a robot.

I'm a commodity. I'm a commodity. But again, those kind of things that comes with the territory and you just kind of kind of and again That's why I commend you guys as far as the joke is concerned how you you know you guys understand it you understand that You know they're out there to to support you guys, but you know It's nice to when you kind of handle it too because you're even you're honest with it. You like guys not right now I'm just dealing with something right now. It's cool and a lot of them have definitely been respectful I got a hand into a lot of the fans of IJ there are definitely respect. Oh, yeah We got we got very lucky. We got really lucky with our

With the people who were enjoying our stuff really there over the years There's only been like one or two dickheads, two decades which seems unbelievable when you look at it. Yeah, again, it's crazy. Not saying that, you know, insane fans are crazy in their other mind. But there were also like, dude, there was also like 20 times the amount of insane fan. I mean, you guys were a legitimate worldwide. Same thing, man, it's the same thing.

A fan is a fan, you know, a person that respect you and love you and it wants to see you or get an autograph i want to picture it's sometimes you know again you know it's sometimes it's kind of like a little overwhelming because i go living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living I want I want to read the Joey Fattone autobiography just called Fattone public domain I would love I would read a book that he wrote that was like awards and all fucking. I tell all you know the awesome Never in a million years I've got to do it and I you know, maybe one day I would maybe one day I might and it's not like it's like Oh, you know tell tell all bad stories stories and that's the funny thing about it people are

always like well who's the drug addict or who is this and who is that and it's like we were so young at that time there was nothing like that going on you know I mean like we were just drinking getting fucked up drinking there was nothing really that was nothing like oh we were doing this and someone's a bad boy or this nut it's weird man it's it's another day. He's now what happened we laugh at that I missed it I'm saying a bad boy I'm such a bad boy, but Donnie Walberg actually coined the phrase Joey Fitton is a national treasure. I believe that I

Think it's hilarious. He every time he sees me Don Danny Wilber goes, ah, Joey Fattone, the national treasure. Dude, I have said many times about you and interviews, you can go look it up now. That, like, the, my favorite person I've met since getting on TV and getting to meet, like, you know, famous and notorious people, you're like a brother, man. Like, you are, you are like the best guy I've met

in this old crazy thing. I think you've handled everything well you're you always give like you've been a role model in terms of how you handle people you're just giving and and and selfless and you know you're really good guy man I've always said that despite you bitching me out at the beginning of this phone call. Yeah I know know I get a bus to balls. Yeah, I know. I do get the best, man. I do. I've always said that. And same to you, sir. The next sort of kiss your ass.

Yeah, we can go. Again, like I said, it takes a certain person to understand certain things. And like, you know what I mean? It's like, all of a sudden, you see that, it's almost like a get-it's the same thing, as I see you like a brother. And I'm proud of you at what what you do because it's fun to watch

From a different standpoint because I you know, I'm used to being on that side of like Graphics of that so I love stepping back and just watch it, but I'm like this is awesome. This is great Well, I love I love dragging you up I love I love dragging you up and throwing you in front of people because Everybody loves you man. Every time anytime anytime you want drag me up anytime, save for me as long as you text me back when you should. What? I mean, that'd be nice. The last text, I saw the ones I was gonna be, I'm sick.

He never even asked how my surgery went, how the sickness went, nothing. Wait, hold on, I didn't even know you had surgery. Yeah, I talked about other crews. Okay, okay, really? Do you think I'm would remember anything on the fucking crews and not anything but i know a surgery a major surgery what did you wait so what happened what you do i just uh it basically uh it was an old fly-out injury that i had to get repaired in my hand i'm gonna cast

sure wasn't you tossing off the magazines and something like that wasn't it well that's the issue i'm currently facing uh you can't touch it touchy can't touchy touchy it's very lonely off the magazine. So that was a well, that's the issue I'm currently facing. You can't touch it. Touchy touchy. It's very lonely. But what about the other hand? Yeah, it's like a virgin. It's no good. So you don't fall asleep and then the stranger it's called. I'm going to try that

tonight. I'm going to give it a shot tonight. Before I've sat on Q's hand and made him do it to me. Before we go though, I have a great opening line for your autobiography. Someone once asked me why another person has to die for me to feel alive. Who wouldn't keep reading after that? That's deep but very profound. Very nice. Like, we can't. Alright, but we gotta send Q home to bed.

He's got an early call tomorrow. Are you working tomorrow? Yeah, you know, I'm always working, bud. I don't know. When you got, again, you got to take a break. Yeah, we're going to be in Orlando in a couple of weeks you coming you coming in coming to meet us what are you doing um i think so if you invite me out you know that uh it's like more or something i don't know what i might not be being told i think i might be an L.A. to be told

I asked with you i think actually and i think that's why i came and saw the Tampa show before the cruise because i think i'm not gonna be out over there i'm gonna double check though and if i am or if i'm not are you there just for the one night just we we're not we're in a I think West Palm and Orlando Well, no I appreciate you guys Oh my god I appreciate you guys talking to me though and and and actually inquisitive about the podcast

I didn't think it was gonna make a big wave and for you guys to notice it. That's a pretty big wave for me. There you go, man All right, homie. Well, thanks everybody check out a two cups of Joe on I'm sure iTunes and all that stuff for it It's on the itunes engine. It's on the podcast one, but you guys gotta come on my show next Yeah, I want you guys to come on my show as well. We definitely got some things to talk about. For sure. Alright, we'll talk to you soon, homie. You guys be safe, have fun, I love you all, and enjoy and I will be at Comic Con. Cool, talk to you soon.

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