Tell Em Steve-Dave - #402: Never.

Episode Date: March 28, 2019

Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.

Is there anyone somebody can please help me? No, no one can help you. You're helpless. I'm telling Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. It feels like we haven't been here in a while, man. I was on the last week, were we here the week before, were we? We were. Yeah.

But it just seems like it's taken so long. It's a rough time. It's a rough time. Well, we're going on vacation together. All three of us. Mm-hmm. You just hold that still well. Yeah, I was wondering what was making that noise.

Yeah, it's you. That's you. That's you. He's got fucking helpful. Yeah, I was like, why is it my hand making that noise when I touch the mic? It shouldn't do that, I would think. Yeah, I mean, was it like pick up sound or something? What the?

But you would think that like people hold a mic, you know, that they should come up with a mic that doesn't make that, you know, make that sound. You touch it with your hand. Oh, that sound like me. We're around people. Oh, I hate that sound. We're sounding the world.

So yeah, we're going under the three of us and we'll be down in New Orleans Walt. I know you're ready to party. Yeah, New Orleans doesn't sound like my type of town. Oh, totally. I love it there. I re-slude lots of party in. Is it an old gumbo and shit? All the gumbo you can, totally. I love it there. We I re-sued lots of part in. It's an old gumbo and shit. Just all the gumbo you can yeah. I mean a lot of gumbo a lot of Creole. A lot of spices. A lot of spices. It's like a Popeye. It's just like one

gigantic Popeye. The whole soup is just like a Popeye. Yeah, I don't eat up Popeyes. Yeah. Do there's so many spices down there. It's like a fucking coke lab in the middle of a Colombian jungle. Yeah, I'm not really looking forward to being in New Orleans. It's just, I feel like it's like, Sodom and Gomorrah, isn't it? Like I'm gonna, it's like. Hope so. Yeah, I mean,

I should look up for those beads and shit. We got some beads. I don't have any beads. I got some for you. Q and I went, to Key West way back. Six years ago. I think it was longer than that.

It was longer than that. Where did to West, we bought those pieces. The Key West, so that would have been like almost 20 years ago. Jesus Christ. And that recently unearthed a whole box of it. And I'm talking quality beads. So we went to New Orleans after Key West, because we were in Key West when we found that about it's good to do.

And we went to New Orleans. What supposed to be my vatsel party right that's right. You okay Tats Yeah, gonna get a tap maybe won't we get a tad it up? No, I told my daughter. I would never get a tap just to prove a point to her that you don't need to be a bad ass to have a tattoo You don't need to be a bad you don't need a tattoo to be bad ass Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, I you don't need to be you could be still be a bad ass without tattoo. When I told her I would never get a tattoo because I go, so and what other way do

you prove it to her? Yeah. Uh, I told you, yeah, you got to be because she's been like bugging me that she's going to get a tattoo. Soon she's old enough. She's going to get tattoo and I'm like, you're not gonna get a tattoo. And she's like, how are you gonna stop me? And I was just like, and I'm like. You'll be crippled by that.

I tell her, I'm like, you know what? I'll stop you just with logic, I said. And I'll show you by living an example for you that you don't need to have a tattoo to be on the edge or be cool or be a badass because look at you. But you do. No, you don't. You do.

You remain true to yourself and then you're the biggest badass on the planet. According to yourself, because that's your own narrative that I feel like other people are maybe not necessarily buying into. Yeah, right. But no, look. Well, tattoos aren't special anymore. They're not special and you're not a bad ass just because you have a tattoo. You have to kid there.

But you know, but you don't like to see these fucking stores. Everybody's a fucking tatted up like you go into it. It's crazy. Yeah, you go into that lush and it's like, what the fuck am I in 1960s woodstock? Or am I at a place that sells soap? Like everybody's tatted up and everybody, you know, and they're, they talk to her and they, they make it feel like, you know, like they're the cool people with the tattoos. I try to tell you

know, you don't need it. Yeah, she's like, who's the edgeless dude? That's my dad like, iru, respect it without a tattoo. I guarantee it. Yeah, it definitely can, but not like like if it's you're you're trying to portray the badass image, it definitely helps. Or the red, but you have to have other things to go like piercings and shit. Oh, she wants that too. I'm like, you're seeing yourself.

Nope. Nope. It's not happening. I said, when you can live on your own, then you can do all that stuff until the end of don't even talk about it. Mm-hmm. Because I want to hear it. Because it's just, she's just going to get a tattoo and hide it from you. She won't. She won't do that. Not today unless it's like a prison tattoo. There's no way. There's no way anyone's getting tattooed. Oh, I got tattoos in New Orleans.

Yeah. I was like, what's that up anyway? Yeah. So we'll be down there for a few days and we got to turn it out pretty quickly because we got Sunday night and then we got to leave what Tuesday Yeah, we're working Monday Working Monday, so we got to get a lot in such a short amount of time You guys can do that man. That's what you're that's your We'll go live the streets. I mean if you squeeze more and then most people do in a lifetime in one day

Yeah, we should have seen today We we went to pinball event this past weekend. That's right. How'd that go? It was all right. It was very, very crowded. It was too crowded. It was too crowded. Well, it was too much. The amount of people, like it was, from the second door open until it was closed. I was just...

We were just sitting at a table signing... ...signing stuff and... I never even got to play pinball with people. Because there were so many people. And the second I stopped early, people started complaining on their money back. So it was like... Oh, shit. I stopped early people started complaining won their money back Shit pinball twin showed up they got shut down

Mm-hmm the authorities wow you guys fucking shut it down those are the exact words People were getting to Riled up it was like the who was like they were afraid someone's gonna get trampled so many a couple people got trampled So he was gonna die under a foot mini mouse flattened No, you know, many masters. She's you don't know who she is You fucking busy defending fucking Girlfriend I thought There's an aparctal joker's she's great. She's not there. There are some crazy fans in the world. She's not one. She's a defense. Now I mean they're all crazy. They read the emails. They're not like they're not crazy crazy. Yeah, I'm trying to describe her. She's very

she's very present. Fan she comes to things she shows up. She makes she makes she makes she makes around she gets around to all the events There's a right way to do it a wrong way to do it and her and her Ilke friends are all just you're happy to see them They like actually that's cool. So if people get stomped at death. I wouldn't want it to be here Yeah, they're really not me. It wouldn't be awesome if some I mean maybe not a fan But just maybe somebody was there for the play pinball got stomped and died on and the quiz the pinball times that would be amazing PR either one of the people who are in the tournament or one of the security people who are supposed to walk us places and then we just leave and then you got stuck talking for a long time. You're like, I have to like, you feel like a dickhead saying like, I can't keep talking.

I have to move on to go do this. Like, you're there for a reason. But at the end, this is when it was, well, pinball twins got shut down and I thought, like, we did our raffle or they did the raffle. And what was the raffle for? I don't think people, but people who weren't there may not know what you're talking about. Well, that's true. Yeah.

So pinball twins showed up and they had... Now, where the pinball twins on the title card or on the... Yeah. So this was a special appearance that no one expected? Like how Seinfeld shows up to a comedy club. You know, on an... You can't have pinball without pinball twins. So people had to know that they were there.

But I'll tell you what, without being announced, people seem pretty excited. They did. They got a good reaction. But they lost your GoPro. Lost my, I told them I'm going to get it back Thursday as well as your camera. No, no, no, no.

Your GoPro's gone. They're replacing your GoPro. I hope they're in your GoPro. I hope they replace it with all the shit that was like a $70 case and part of that fucking tripod thing was another Seven I would fucking let that be are you fucking with me or like they lost it? Therefore they lost our footage. Oh, the footage is gone. It was destroyed. It was wiped Somebody else probably it was probably gonna be an embarrassment to the

And by lost stolen to the The promoters of the of the event if like if like you know so maybe they wiped it on purpose I don't want to quote lost it to making that poor guy Tim by you a new one I heard oh really yeah he said poor guy fuck you you got like why should I take the loss why should he because he was the one who took me so I don't mean you should I mean like the event oh yeah yeah like I will I don't know yeah what has come out of his pocket? The guy on a tib's pocket. He's like the nicest dude in the world. Nice guy. Well, what are you gonna do? Somebody said here hold this camera Like it wasn't no joke. Jody told him to hold the camera. Yeah, I was running the event told him to hold the camera

He held the camera. He should just give it home the camera like he was recording us when we were down So he put it down in a bag, but somebody grabbed his bag That's what happened, right? Jody didn't tell me any of this. Yeah, he put it down in a bag, but somebody grabbed his bag. That's what happened. Right. Jody didn't tell me any of this. Yeah, he put his bag down. Somebody somebody else grabbed this bag and walked away and left the other bag. And they were trying to figure out who it was, but they couldn't. So I think Chris, I didn't have anything else on it. Yeah, that was my concern. Yeah, now there was anything else on it.

So the pimple twins are about, well, they are there. Very triumphant entrance to pinball team censored, Mookie by Dr. Limpiske. They greeted the crowd and then they started their raffle. Now, where is this in the, there's a room, I mean, like what, how would you... what how to do for bar slash rock club right big venue so the downstairs is mostly bar and like eating and shit like that there's a there's another room off to the side that's like a concert stage and hold like maybe 200 people or so more than that. More. Then you have upstairs. I think down stairs 500 people. Oh yeah. Upstairs bar at a huge area for again, more rock shows, places called the bottom lounge. I guess they just do a lot of shows there. So it's on the second floor. There's a bunch of pinball machines like

lining the walls. Now, if you're like, let's say you're just facing forward to the left, that's where the tournaments take place. To the right people are just playing pinball and that's where we were. I'd say we were what like 50 feet away from 75 maybe no, maybe a hundred feet tonight. Like what like was it? What time of day is this that you just you just decide? Okay, it's time like five o'clock. We decided. Yeah, they decided who decided the promoters are like okay, the break out the pinball twins now Those open of five we was supposed to think they were that Excited like that wasn't the tone. Joe was pretty excited So he and Jack did he know what like did he know before he had like hey, like how do you explain them like hey?

We're gonna become he knew he was that we Yeah, how do you explain them like hey? We're gonna become these He knew he was that we can't see out here. Yeah, he was another day All right, you know what? Yeah, so five o'clock in the afternoon you guys become the pinball twins, but you weren't Brian and you weren't The real Brian Q had not appeared officially at the at these at this event yet No, no yet, so you're gonna to make your entrance as the Pimple twins right Okay, that is correct. All right. Just just just try again because I wasn't there and great. I miss a lot of details So um and you did you give him any low down on what you guys are gonna do? Yeah, well he knew that we were gonna do a raffle And what was the raffle gonna be raffle was a third place was it just said goose

second prize was goose in a picture and then picture as in a photo Well, they miss spell everything so you weren't exactly sure Okay, and then first prize was a romantical Well, they misspell everything so you weren't exactly sure. Okay. And then first prize was a romantical dinner with umla-ai, which is the guy who kind of looks like you a little bit. So the goose was a little Thai, a beanie baby goose. And then the pitcher was a custom made pinball twins tournament. The pitcher was like engraved on the glass.

It was like, you know, that you're poor shit out of. So that was a, how much was that? A little gift. Wasn't really that much. It was like 25 bucks. Yeah, it wasn't that much. So then when it came time for first prize to be awarded. How long did you in your head?

Did you expect this, this, whatever you guys are doing this raffle to take for it? Five minutes. I mean, I thought it would have been pretty quick, but like Jack danger who's he's like the main pinball guy there He's professional pinball player. Yeah, he did he plays on twitch. It was Jack danger. I don't think this is real man Yeah, he Well, you've got to be a badass. It's he's not a badass, but he's a really super likable guy really likeable really nice guy. Yeah He might be a badass. He's tattoos So we but we all know that that's not the sign You know so my fucking pussy's get tattoos today

I think it takes more fucking balls and fucking character to just the fucking not get the tattoo today, right? I don't think either way like whatever someone wants to do makes no difference in terms of like if you're a bad I think it helps you look like one sometimes, but it doesn't mean you are one right? All right continue. So it's you in your head This is gonna take me take five minutes this whole this whole raffle event the raffle itself Yeah, but Jack danger was rushing through it a little bit now Jack danger is where he's a professional pinball player And he's involved in your raffle now. Yeah, well we met him last year and like I text with him Qtx with him Yeah, I'm off gigay so we asked if he would announce it for us. Okay. And he did. He announced them. And then when we got to the last one, the

number was 69, the ticket. Yeah. I'm, you know, we're talking about, you know, thinking of the 69. So like, isn't that there, like when people hear that number, 520 or 420? 420? 420. Yeah, that was it. So it was number 69. Yeah.

That's the winning number. Right, nobody has a number. But then all of a sudden, Brian Womla, why, turns out, he had the winning number. You won, he won the grand prize. So we wasted everybody's time. And you know that the band bear negative ladies. I've heard of them. Okay, so Ed Robertson who's not one of

the lead singers. I think there's like a thing going on there. He's sitting next to us because he was there with us appearing. He had no fucking clue. He's got poor guy. No idea. A nice guy, by the way. But and we hadn't met him earlier. So we met him and then when we came out, we were just doing this dumb shit. And I could see him looking at us too. Like, what the fuck?

What am I a part of here? It's a part of it. And what? Well, he was sitting at the table because it was a table for people to sign shit. But then it was such a huge crowd around the table. There were people twins were getting swarmed. Beatles style. Dude, it didn't look good for him for him. And then Jodi, because I was standing on a chair and beating him,

beating everybody off of you. No, just like with the mic to a nowchit And the guy, Jody says, all right, we got shut it down. Shut it down. He's like, here's on like a mic or a... Jody danger. Jody danger, yeah. Shut it. No, it's Jody's. Oh, okay, it's a different part of the character.

Okay. Different guy. Not Jack danger. Jody whoever. Somebody's come in, come in, Frank. He was standing there the whole time. And I guess he like somebody called him

or somebody text somebody, he's like, shut it down, shut it down. I don't know who he's talking to, but he kind come in, Fran. He was standing there the whole time. And I guess he, like somebody called or somebody texted me, he's like, shut it down, shut it down. I don't know who he's talking to. But he kind of took the mic out of my hand and put it down on the table. So I picked it back up again. And there was a moment where I was like, in a true like WWE style, should I jump on him

and like wrestle him to the ground for trying to stop the pinball twins? Because that's what he would do. And I'm like, we got it. This is, if we do it, if they do it again, pinball twins, I'm like, we got to clear a whole bunch of shit ahead of time because it has to be more of, like that kind of thing should be able to happen.

Okay, I'm not following you. If we do it again, what do you mean? If you do it again. But if the pinball twins like do something like that again, it has to be like a time. Oh, like a little mini performance. Yeah, just like here's, you know, maybe that's the kind of thing you make.

You got to clear what the promoter. Ultimately, I didn't give a fuck about attacking him. I didn't want to fuck you over. That's really, like, I don't know how it'll affect him if I haul him to the ground and start fighting because the way he just, what if you just look at him, just and you go in his ear and just roll with this. It didn't seem like he wanted to.

Why did the problem is like there's a major like pinball then going on and we're adjunct to it. Yeah, we're gonna act like we're the most important thing there. However, and this was my argument because we found out later on, I thought it was because of the number 69, and I was like, no way, like there's no way there this purile. And it turned out that the pinball competition guys complained that it was too loud. Now meanwhile they have to distract them.

They have pinball playing. Yes, they have color commentary going on over there. It's probably louder over there than it was with us. I think what they really didn't like was the adulation and attention that 300 plus people were giving the pinball twins with their backs turned to these guys. I bet man, that's a fucking ego. All those pinball players. Sure. I agree with that. Oh, definitely. Because they were playing pinball. The backs were turned to us all the time.

I think it was annoying them. But it was like, but it's going to be that loud regardless, right? I mean, the only... No. That was a lot of people were on mics screaming. knowing them that it was like, but it's gonna be that loud regardless, right? I mean, the only. No, it's not. That was a lot of people were on mics screaming. You're right. Yeah, I don't know, man. If I'm playing, if I'm playing top-tier.

If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier.

If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. If I'm playing top-tier. it could be like you know, it's not art, it's not our fault. What were we there for that? So the line in, why didn't you guys plan it at a time when there was no competition going on? We tried. There was always going to be, yeah, there's competition with all of that.

There's no breaks. No breaks. They didn't want us to do it next to them. So we were like, okay, we'll go way over in that far corner there. Still not good enough. Still not good enough. Man, they couldn't have fucking handled

with the pimples of rap. Fucking haters haters dude pinball twins it's all they fuckers all over the place everywhere yeah we still had fun but I I feel if we did do it another time things have to be adjusted. It was, I wasn't as fun as last year for us, or I think really, because I didn't get to play pinball with anybody, which is what I wanted to do. Well, here's what happened, which this was the end of the night and this kind of like sealed it. So, Q introduces the bear naked ladies guy. There's going to be a little show.

Are the bear naked play ladies playing it's just him doing acoustic Did you know he lady songs though? And he wrote the theme song to big bang theory Oh, no, apparently he's a he's just worth 20 million just from that just a solo artist He's still got the cred, huh without the rest of the ladies. Yeah He said that he, him, his sons, his grandkids and their kids will never have to work just off the money he made off of. Wow.

Wow. Just off the big bank theory. Nice. The him song. It's fucking crazy. Yes, so why is he had a pimple event? I think he was friends with Jody, like he knew Jody and he's like he does it just as shows as if he feels like it. Who does it like pimple event. I think he was friends with Jody like he knew Jody and he's like he does it just as shows. Is it like pimple? Who doesn't like pimple? I'm not that big a fan of pimples. He's having another way of pimple. But you liked it. Yeah I went to the

Pimp the Silver Bowl Museum after the movies when I was wet getting waiting for pick up Alicia I went to the Pimp Bowl Museum for the last hour that I was waiting for. These are my people. These guys, so it's just guys boring it about the same thing over and over again. Even if you can play 100 machines, it's still essentially it's the same thing. You're just flipping buttons and trying to hit targets and make things light up.

And I'm like, yes. But is this any game in the world? Yeah, I get bored with it. Pretty easy though. Sorry, yeah, I'm sorry. I mean, hey, don't say it around the pinball. I can handle it. I'm your friend. But it was a lot of fun. I mean, I had a lot of fun just compared the last year. I wish I had more time to play with

people. Yeah, because we were in the back in the green room and we were shooting the shed for a little while. And I was like, I'm going to go out and get a drink. I'll be right back. It was almost two hours because I got went out there and then pictures and stuff and I'm gonna say this just as a general sort of like heads up Not anybody specific, but None of us are as charming as we believe we are when we've drank a little too So I'm here to tell you that at these events

From here on out if you've had too much to drink and you're even mildly, verbally abusive, gonna have you fucking toss the fuck out. Ooh, somebody was verbally abusive to her. Some fucking stupid bitch who not shut, I don't care. She was. Get the marvels out now bro, you can't even talk like this. International Woman's Days in the Rear View, I can say this. She was abusive to you. Just the shit, it was like, not, no, not really to me. I don't give a shit to me,

but like to other people around me that were like trying to talk to me. It was like some girl who thought she had these shoes that looked like, is it in the shoes of a child? And she's like, hey, my shoes are better than your shoes. Like all loud. And I'm like, all right. To you, eventually.

I still had the, and they weren't. Honestly weren't because they don't see Dave listener or no. I don't think so. Maybe. I don't know. There were a lot there. We're a real out there. But when on and on and on, like, you're not as funny as you think you are. You're not as charming as you think you are.

Like, no, this is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying about certain people that drink too much. Like that's all she came up to see you would say that. I was like, I want to fucking lend with that. If somebody said that to me, holy shit. I was like, and you didn't, and you'd have mentioned this earlier that somebody came up and said that to you. No, I would have come right out of the gate.

I would have, I would have said that. But it just like it, and people go on for too long. They tell you shit that you're like, I don't know why you're telling me this, but you have to maintain a certain degree of civility and be polite and shit. So you're listening for a little bit. But if you think that you get that way

when you drink too much, just don't drink too much. Just drink a little less. That's all. I don't know if I can have a drink. All right, but a camp you at the expense of everyone else, you know, we're trying to take pictures. People are hanging out and talking and you have some loud mouth broad fucking like

being a better shoe. Verily abusive. Not to me, I'm okay about the shoes, but verbally abusive to other people, you know, like around us. And it was like going to be a fight. And I was like, I hope somebody smacks her. She deserves it.

She gets smacked in the fucking mouth. Yeah, wouldn't be my fault but when I finally get back to Q now what we had asked to hours earlier was is there a exit side exit back exit, you know, and then we could go out and then we can go around to the front so Q didn't get stopped like I did. Like no, no, no, no. And then waited for it. Well, I didn't want to, well, that Like, no, no, no. And then waited for. Well, I didn't want to, well, that was the concert.

Right. He would have had to go through the, through the actual concert. And if I did that, I was worried I would disrupt either the show or all the people that were there for us would follow me to the upstairs part, leaving. Whoever's left to watch the show. I didn't want to do that to the guy because he was super nice and you know Yeah, you're polite. Right. So I so they know no other exit. So I had to sit in the back for two plus hours Till the show is over so the show is over Now that's time I could be upstairs playing football, but I can't because they said there was no backer side

Entrance because he could have like went out walked around to the front and then what upstairs? You feel they were lying. Oh, oh, we know they were know back or side entrance because he could have like went out walked around to the front and then what up there. And you feel they were lying. Oh, we know they were. Or at least, what was their reason for lying? No, I think he just didn't know. I think he asked somebody who didn't know. And but there was a definitive no.

There were no, no, the only reason. And at the time I would be like, that's fucking odd that you can't really have no anxiety. But I thought, I maybe there's one to the side out there That he didn't want to direct me to there was one 20 feet to the right and over five feet if I just walked to the end All I would have seen it That sucks how's it guys didn't have a good time. No, we had a weird a lot of we actually had a really good time The first night was awesome. We watch pets cemetery

Was it less time you saw Petsamitary. In the theater with the one with the Herman Munster. Yeah, theater. Did you like it? I don't remember. I don't remember liking it or disliking it. I always really liked it. Yeah.

I started making a new one. I remember disliking it because I was like, I just remember it being corny. And then like the, we watched the first half. And I was like like this may be the most horrifying movie ever made because of the sister Zelda Zelda one with all the I might have had a little bit Zelda's while we held up is the most terrifying part of that movie but she's horrifying but when the ladies flashing back to when she was a,

she 12 or 13, she's put in charge of this. She's a monster like Zelda is a monster. There's nothing about her that even looks remotely human. Like a bones clicking. Clack. Like she's like, right, like her everything about her and you're like, holy shit, how could this lady not be fucked up?

Then she dies in front of her. She chose to death right. Like you're throwing like job below that of her. She chose to death right? You're throwing like job a little side of her Yeah, she's like right in her sister faces like And the sister just watches her die like how could that not fuck you? Never walk again, and then you get to the second half Which is like we're the age launching through the air Oh, and the funniest thing was,

and you could probably base a drinking game on this, how many times the guy falls Lewis? Lewis. He falls down, like, it's like fucking Chevy Chase or something. Yeah, it's like the plot demands that he driven falls a lot. We've learned. Yeah, and we're dying left, and then at one point, the sun falls right after he falls.

I can't run to the fucking family. Did you guys like it in its original run? The sun falls right after he falls Did you guys like it and it's a ritual run I did but I was the right age so do you feel it will The new one will be superior I Don't know it'll be super I tell you what I like what they did they killed the girl instead of the boy in New movement how do you know? Because it's in the trailer. Like that they revealed like the big thing is the daughter dies not Cage or Goog. And to me if you're going to remake a movie, like I like that they did something different. Some little to little something different. Yeah let me see a little something different,

which is going to like that. If I imagine it's a it's going to up the anion right? right you just can't remake that movie it's got to be a little bit more goryer yeah a little bit more shucking hopefully I don't think so man it's pretty fucked up that movie though it's pets amateur but the remakes are always go for less they always want like PG 13 if it was rated our back then they would want to make a PG 13 today so yeah oh I know so because they do it all the time. Yeah, you can't do the Stephen King car. No, I'm not saying you can, but like they don't want to make things go. You're in general. They want to make it.

Wasn't it or? Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about remix though. I mean, we're talking about remit like prom night was a PG 13. I mean, of a TV thing. I wouldn't call that a movie remake. No, okay, but it wasn't. but that movie was a huge hit with kids. No, wasn't yeah kids like it kids love it Kids are like totally watered down from the book That it I didn't like it

I didn't even see it I haven't seen like a non-hero movie, a new movie in solo. I watch a lot more TV than movies anymore. I can't find it. I do watch, I got to ask you about this, men, because I was wondering if this is where you get your rules from your dyslexia stuff. So I'm watching Match Game, and for those who do not know what match game is it's a game show hosted by Gene Rayburn and you have six celebrities. Well there's a new version of it now too. Oh is there? Yeah, hosted by Alan Thick I think. He's still alive I don't think. Or the guy who or one of the he has brothers so they have a whole bunch of broad bald one. I have a bald one. Out of bald one. How's that? Okay.

Well this is match game 75. So you're not seeing any balled wins, but you are seeing like Gary Berger off of whatever he's got. Ray and Arroyali, see him Brett Summers, you see him Betty White. And then you have your two contestants. And then the contestants pick a A or B

and then Jean reads a question which you have to fill in a blank. You know like Walt went to the store and forgot that he wasn't wearing pants so he bought a blank, you know, and then he got a fill in the blank. The difference in the quality of questions, where one is like this is the obvious answer, and if anyone doesn't say this, they probably have brain damage. Then you have the ones that are like, wait, I'm supposed to pick the same breed of dog that all these guys are going to pick. It's nearly impossible.

Today, they had one where, and Gene, like, you see as he goes on, he starts reading an accent and stuff, and everybody talks over him and you're like, I can't fucking hear the question. I can't even hear what they're saying. But the question is, in a Dracula, like a Transylvania accent, Dracula went to, or a vampire went to a big league baseball game because it was blank day. Now any reasonable person would say bat day. So the contestant says vampire day. Everybody says bat day, except I think some lady,

then they get to Betty White and she says bat boy. Now you have a judge on the side who's supposed to rule if Something's close enough or not and you know you'll either get in her whole strike it They approve batboy Her reasoning was she goes like because what's a batboy? Well, he's just like a little vampire, right? Which makes no sense Like the joke doesn't make sense and he gives it to her He gives it to the lady. I he gives it to her. He gives it to the lady. I was like, it's a, you know, it, it's a correct answer, which it is not.

It isn't. A batboy is not the same as a bat. There is no batboy day. It's bat day. It's like fucking insane. Like the way that the question is written is, I was so mad about this today. I can't tell you. And I was like, because you know why? Because the next lady, her question wasn't the easiest, but she was able to win by one. Now if she hadn't, him giving her that other lady that answer

when she didn't deserve it, that totally changes the fucking course of the game and changes the course of that lady's life possibly You don't know how much you would have went on to win because some fucking asshole Unseen you never see the judge To the if you're gonna play and be a part of the game you agree to be be hold into the Sure, yeah, but why? Did you purposely take your fucking bullshit rules?

Because I'm like this is just like him it like you feel watching this shit I did you purposely take your fucking bullshit rolls from the slits here from there? Because I'm like, this is just like him. It like you feel watching this shit, you feel the same way as when you're playing dyslexia. You're like, I can't believe this. I can't believe that in a sane world, these answers are being accepted. I'm surprised.

Am I taking crazy pills? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Full overdose sad, isn't it? Somebody had an overdose sad, sure. Yeah, that was great I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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that there was such thing as a bad boy. Maybe it had never heard of it. And just maybe he truly like was swayed by Betty's argument that that bad boy is a small vampire. Yeah. But it doesn't make any sense. What does that even mean? And you're telling me, sorry if you're a fucking judge.

If I go to a court and the judge is like, Hey man, I'm not really that familiar with this fucking legal term. Sorry. I'd be like well You're the judge. You are the fucking final word in all of this. You should know your shit. Get educated Educate yourself mother fucker. It's not a it's not a it's not a law on match game No, they can put it's a rule which is like a little brother to I mean they shouldn't. They shouldn't because I could just decide. They're all dead. That's what Betty White. Yeah, Betty White, Kelly one who remains. Oh yeah, you get worked up in a rage. Well, I know I'm concerned more with the contestants. Like they're they're offspring or now potentially suffering because of this asshole judge who's like

what's a bad boy? I don't know,'t know sure you know I don't like this right with you I don't like to disagree with you but why why not why don't I yeah I've seen some people question that like it just seems like you'll find any reason to agree with him because we're boys what else you you supposed to do? When he's unreasonable, I want to back him the most. I'm saying nothing good. This seems soft. I can disagree with him on this one. This feels like he would ever he was smoke and watch a pet cemetery. He picked up again, watch a match game today.

I left my balls off in Pat's inventory. We did, we were laughing so fucking every time he fell. We were like, this is a believer that was falling as much. The world seems obsessed with fairness these days in a way that like I have nobody ever told people that life isn't fair. And so to me, I'm just like, fuck it, that would work, if it works for that judge, it works for me.

I'm up with the fairness. Yeah, but I put myself in the position, yeah, I agree. I put myself in the position, because that's what boys do. I put myself in the position of that contestant. And I would be like, you've got to be fucking kidding. Back boy. Cheers. Now, she lost anyway. That lady lost, even with the one she still lost

so ultimately didn't matter. But I have seen others where I'm like, I would protest, this is crazy. This is insane. Who do you bring your protest to? I don't know. Or I would wait outside for that fucking judge with a big hot pot sucker.

Well, I know in jeopardy, like sometimes that, I remember one time they brought a guy back because he complained and they brought him back to all right his answer really was in light of day acceptable huh yeah I think most a game shows are not to fuck their contestants I think they're for the sake of having they have to have somebody win they also have to have some entertainment it's and they though maybe they think you know somebody at home maybe get you know worked up about it and they're doing their job.

Everyone's dead probably in the contestants. I want to ask you to ask you, you're talking about the world trying to become a fairer place. No, the world, there are some people in the world who believe that the world could possibly be fair. Well, you're striving to make the world a fairer place to make it. Nobody wants a listen to me. That's what we're working on. I don't know if you know.

Are we because New York City is quote unquote the fairest city in the world these days? Good looking people like who's's fairest of the world. No, no, no, just, I don't know what it means, but they're always saying the top brass and the Mayas office, always saying, but how fair New York City is gonna be. And this is, how is that quantified? I don't know, but all I know is the squeegee metter back.

There are homeless people sleeping everywhere. Dude, last time I was there, it tons of garbage, like in those black bags all over the side of the way. Dude, it's weird, like now like, now you walk down the street in the winter and like, there's just frozen piss, like every three, four feet in the sidewalk because they've made it so that you can now pee and defecate New York City and it's not a crime. Because it's fair! Yeah, it's fair to the homeless people. It's fair!

Are you still a British supporter? Do you still into the Brits? Love him. Still, you used to be a bit more though, into the... Yeah, when I had free time. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You keep up on their pop culture. You'd watch their shows. I still do. Remember, do you remember in between or just a look? You still look like you're talking to the other day. It's over one two days ago. Nice.

Well, did you hear about what the royal family, and I don't know what your feelings are on the royal family, but. Good tourists, attraction. I think they make more money than they supposedly get away with. Would you ever support giving all the power back to them? Yeah.

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? what in people and fucking torture devices? I would love it. Well, they're trying to do something the British family that I found to be a social experiment that I'm like good. I am in full support of this because the Royal Family has issued a social media guidelines after Megan-Kate abuse. The Royal Family has told social media users

to show courtesy, kindness, and quote unquote, respect when interacting with its online post. If the repeated cases of online abuse directed at duchesses, Megan and Kate, the family released a set of guidelines for anyone engaging with our social media channels on Monday banning any obscene offensive threatening abusive hateful and discriminatory posts Megan that's okay though sure like I think this is like this is anyway that's what happens anyway is it a legal is it a legal it's not illegal right they're just saying on the wrong social media don't be dicks yeah well I assumed it was like a law now

than if you got caught doing it, you could be arrested. That's what it says. That's more of people going to rest it for what they say. They say, yes, royal decretion. I don't see anything in here that says it's just like you're not you're going to pay some sort of fine. How the fuck can they put you in jail?

I don't know how to say something about a fine. But even fine. Why should you be fine if you say something? Why? Because if it's abusive, what else is it? Oh! Who do you get abused? Oh no, does somebody hurt your feelings? Oh, I did somebody say something. Oh my god, I got abused so far. No, it's you.

Lock him up, throw away the key key lock him under the fucking chair. All right, what about threatening? What's the threat? Well, that's always really all right. Yeah. Well, hateful and obscene. Ooh, somebody hates you. You have like the fucking club go look at my reddit thread.

No. That's all. There's no one here in that subreddit. If we could fucking lock up those assholes Another like like Australia, you know like a whole continent Prison prison is Australia all over But I mean you don't think that that's fucking ballsy that they're just like right fuck it

No, they're pussy's no fucking pussy's we're so proper and regal And we come back and respect from you commoners suck my cock Whoa You I can't show them a little respect in a fucking I don't give a fuck about their It's a title it they have no power right to these are women that oh that were Related to people who are once in power by four time I'd add that woman that who's the newest one Megan? What's the newest one? Whoever she is a fucking chick living in California. She's not prepared for fucking the world Is that my fault? Is that my fault? So you she shouldn't have to face this is it wrong for them to say like hey, man

Why don't you guys fucking cool out on it? Yeah, why is it wrong because she put herself in that position? She's like fucking Joey Fattone public domain She belongs to us now why can't the people the world just be a little nicer? I don't look for here. I don't do it. I don't the people, the world just be a little nicer to public figures? I don't do it. I don't go on to the Royal Web Patreon or whatever. I get a bunch of shit. I don't know why people do though.

I'm in a lot of people do. I don't know why people like, they like, it's like a drug for them to go on and say horrible things to famous people. But here's what we have feelings to. I wasn't counting you as all the famous people They say here the royal family said it reserves the right to delete comments lock users and report Posters to police we're gonna tell on you

I think I think all of the appallings short bullshort all the above should be on should be on the table. What would you fucking hang out with this bag from the fuck? Madison Square Garden James Dolan to read this the James Dolan guy who's that you didn't hear the next well We'll talk we'll talk about it after this. Well, this is unbelievable. This guy is the biggest pussy in America. Oh, yeah And I know you'll agree with that. But you don't think that. Because you don't give a fuck about MSG anymore. Yes, I do. You're wrong about that. Oh, OK.

When he owns MSG, he's a big wig. He owns the Knicks and the Rangers. That my fuckers wig is big. Well, I think a lot of nation owns the MSG. So if he owns like MSG corporation, like something, I don't want a bad mouth on that. I think he's fine. I like that. We have a we're suffering an epidemic right now, don't you? Of what? Yeah.

A lot of social media abuse. No, we're facing an epidemic of fucking people being posseable. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. The things that are being written are you wouldn't are just off the charts. It's uncalled for it's it's not proper respect you got to respect. Okay, all right. If you agree with that should people be fine then for saying the same shit about Trump because people do it all the time more way more than these guys I bet and that's worldwide in

America or with the royal family. No, in America. Why? Well, we'll never be able to do it because we have a freedom of speech. Britain's don't. Okay, my bad. Do that. I mean, he's pretty continental. Let's take his word for it. I don't think Brits really have that, right? I never hear them fucking proudly proclaiming their freedoms. Well, they're very reserved the British. And I like to show off. And yeah, there's, I mean, free speech as much as is allowed, I guess, you know, like Canada, it's like, if you, if some dude and a wig comes up and you're like, Hey, what's up, man? And it's like, Oh, it's ma'am, you know, and then, and then I have to go to Reeducation camp. I love this though. It's something of a case.

Listen to this. Whatever. Listen to this caveat in the story though. The royal family also states that all comments must not be off topic, irrelevant or unintelligible. How fucking awesome is that to say that? What's left? Just praise, bitch. Just praise them. Yeah, that's what they want. They want you to come on there and talk about how beautiful her fucking wedding dress was. But, you want to though? Is that what you're doing?

No, I don't give a fuck. Oh, you know, you wouldn't rather... I hardly ever go on social media. No, I don't care. I promise you. Why the fuck? Yeah, you would rather he would rather... Why are you asking me then? Why ask me if you're not gonna fucking believe what I said? I only believe what you want to hear then So if I'm like yeah, man. Oh my god. Do you think there's any nice ones on there right now? I'd love to read it

I'm gonna give a shit. I don't care what I don't want to so if you care about fucking match game More than what people are saying about you. I do fucking out of your mind and you gotta get off the episode's in he figured it out You gotta get off the fucking drugs and because what do you? I don't know. I wish I was a drug because if you're fucking happy that if you're care more about what people think about you, then then match game fucking outcome, then something's not

clicking right. The fucking sign apps is aren't firing. Probably not because I'm telling you, but I don't I can't remember last time somebody said something negative about me online that I saw but I guarantee it did not affect me as much as of them accepting batboy in place of fact I was like because first thing I thought was the Whitney World News but I don't think he was out by then but I couldn't remember what I could remember when bat was a thing, but I'm telling you.

Yeah, it just, of course, it's better to read like nice stuff about yourself, but I would take, I would take forced praise over a real comment. Okay, so I really would like this. I would really rather I would like I'd rather read a bunch of fake Great positive things about myself then to read what people really think Timothy that would be like that's a fucking the royal family is got onto something and I wish I was British Okay, so everyone just heard that right. Go on Twitter. I tell them Steve Dave, I want you to post something nice about wall,

hashtag compliments for wall. No, no, no, no, no. You know to be civil on top. Yeah, just whatever wall right about the royal family, same applies to our Twitter accounts. Yeah, yeah, TSD Royal T over here. I just mean, in my general life, in every aspect of my life though.

Right, I just want people to say fake shit all the time. Yeah. Well, they did when we were on TV. What's the James Dolan thing? So the James Dolan thing is, I guess some guys, James Dolan who is I guess some guys James Dolen who is American businessman already from the Wikipedia just to you know give a general idea who he is American businessman who serves as executive chairman and CEO of the Madison Square

Garden Company executive chairman of MSG networks blah blah blah overseas day-to-day operations of n's Rangers and the New York Liberty. So he's walking somewhere and these guys, these fans say, hey, you should sell the team. And I guess he doesn't like that. And he's like, wait, what'd you say? And he's like, you should sell the team. And he goes, how would you like to get banned? Like from the garden.

And he goes, why? And he's like, because that's rude, what you said. And then goes on to get his security to hold the guy there. And then banned him from the garden. From the garden. He started within the garden. He didn't say it when they were walking

on the streets. No, he said it when they're in the streets, I think. He was like, well, they were walking. Well, how could they tell him? Security can't stay up. Because I think they were walking into, they were right by the garden. How would they get their ID or anything?

I don't know. Maybe they just asked him. Well, my buddy got banned from the garden, but he was a drunk mess, but they took him into a lot, like a room took his driver's license. Is it who I'm thinking of? No. Okay.

Why do you think it was? I thought it was Finn maybe. No, but same stripe of first. Yeah, same stripe. Finn should should be banned. Okay, wait a second. So he barked, sell the team from the stands. Okay, so he wasn't the garden.

As Dolan slipped out of Madison Square Garden after he had another next loss on Saturday. So as he's leaving, somebody says sell the team. Right. And then I guess that's what that's. I don't see anything wrong with that. He's got enough money to fucking make that happen. And he's just like,

Oh, so the more money you have, you can just fucking make arbitrary rules. He owns the fucking place. He doesn't own it. He doesn't have to. Well, he owns that team and if he doesn't want that person doesn't own the team He's given the power to man people so it's at his

Screws got the power man. Why not use it? So you believe in the arbitrary bet But the things that the things that people it is because the things that people say in there are way worse than fucking sell the team But he's got to hear him and it maybe be a been a bad day and he's a pussy fuck him He's a pussy. He's a fucking pussy. He's got to hear him and it maybe be a bad day. He's a pussy. Fuck him. He's a pussy. He's a fucking pussy. He's the biggest fucking pussy in America. He was shooting a few boards shut down.

Fucking was saying they don't like about him. I didn't shut it down. I just said things that life's gonna be shut down. I got the hypocrisy. I could cut it out fucking night. No, I did not have a shutdown. He's lying. Everyone listen, he's lying.

Oh no. But you just don't want to hear it anymore if you're fucking James Rowling. Tough shit. That comes with the fucking territory and it's like oh so what's next then like fans can't say anything to the opposing team you have to be respectful of them hey fucking like fans are unable to throw batteries in opposing teams if I can't fucking chuck a battery at somebody

male John rocker I'd sell the team so so so regardless it's a suggestion it's not even a fucking insult it is a heckle and if you're gonna try to defend it's not a heckle then I don't know what to say and you don't think that's an overreaction though it may be an overreaction but it's one I'm like good good this guy knows he's not a fan man you never five I've been the games with you you never fucking shout it out shit about somebody sucking bullshit I don't think so I don't think so oh my god I said my own team sucked no not your own team I said that loo you suck no no no no if you're heckling the opposite the the opposing team though but he's being heckled by his own fans or to see the more of a betrayer. Oh shit

I would know he's betraying those fans by fucking having a shitty team that can't win I'm trying he spent the whole is he doing as he given his best effort? Yeah, he should be fucking fired because he's not doing the job You should be fired. You should have a taken away from him This is a bigger offense that fuck on Donald Sterling He should have it taken away from him. This is a bigger offense that fuck on Donald Sterling Yeah, because he's he's a he's a pussy. He's also listen to this man. He's in this like it's called JD

He's he's a band like this blues band that I guess he's sort of like It's it's they suck like it's was listening to some of the music, they suck. But he's open for the Eagles. I'm gonna listen to the music. Come on, how do I, I got an investigative journalism flown through my veins. He's like open for the Eagles for a bunch of other bands that like, he has no business opening for. But it's only because, no way.

And, but it's because of, no way. But it's because it's on a level of the Eagles. You mean the same, no, I think it's a little more mellow, not as rocking. So you wouldn't like this music, even if it was, even if it was good, would you recognize it as being good? Because you're not a fan of the Eagles or even mellow music. So what so but you can recognize your ear can Differenchi. Yeah, so I can tell between bad singer I can tell be talking bad singer and yeah He's a singer dude you gotta watch the fucking videos. You gotta watch this video bali who so you like holy shit He's just such a douche He's just such a fucking little baby douche that can't take it like so sell the team He's like you're out cuz I got fucking power and I got money and I'm,

but I fucking have no ability to fucking see like take something that I'm ready. There's a lot of it. And he just snapped on one dude. Dude over that over that sell the team. You can't appreciate lashing out. You know, it's just I don't know with this. I'm just so that fans just gonna be like, what? Oh, yeah.

And then you know, and that's kind of feels so good. Yeah. But this fucking plus, then what he went on to do was he, he did, he did an interview with some sports podcast or whatever. He's saying that he was the victim of an ambush that says the scheme was concocted, concocted by a couple of guys looking to squeeze a few bucks out of TMZ with him blowing his stack. So he, I'm saying sell the team. They, he, what he's extrapolating that they had this in place so that when he blew up, they would take the tape, sell it to TMZ and make money. And that's why he's banning them.

That's crazier than fucking caring about shit from 75 on match Right paranoia But you don't know if that's not you can't but you can't not true I can't say it's not true, but he can't say it is true and use it as a reason to like he suspects it Even if he's a spexy, yeah, he doesn't need a reason Well, no, I mean if he goes on a podcast he he doesn't need a reason. Well, no, I mean, if he goes on a podcast, he does need a reason to, if somebody's like, why'd you do it? He needs a reason.

I feel like, well, here's a reason. Well, you want to hear this episode say that if you're abusive to somebody you, you're at the con, want to talk to you and they drank too much in their abusive, get him the fuck out, get him the fuck out of here. If if, if you you not just say that, but if somebody fucking, if somebody defines abusive as sell the team, somebody going, say, you should sell the team. That's not fucking abusive. It's broad, it's broad abuse.

No, like, hey, cock sucker. Sell the stuff. Stop fucking sucking cock and sell the team. That's abusive. Saying sell the team as a fan, you do know, motherfucker. I know it. No way. No, I know it's still heckling No, I'm with him. I'm not with Brian. I'm with the guy James don't right? Yeah, because that could have been like how much is he supposed to fucking

He's like a Markle man. How much does he need to take? More than that that seems I'm sorry just seems like close. You should it just seems like thin skin But I think that's the build up of a million people saying that though. Yeah, yeah, I don't think it was just that one dude I think that everybody with their fucking hurt feelings. I thought New York was the fairest fucking Around worrying about everybody else so fair Great city of people fucking mind Leave a me alone piss in the fucking sidewalk, shit in the fucking corners, not garbage everywhere.

The squeegee meant Julie Annie got rid of the squeegee meant fucking 20 years ago. He's bummed because his team's losing. He's such a, he just looks like a douchey. He looks like Judd Apertoe meets Joe Papiote. So is there no line that a fan can't cross and saying something to him? Look, I, yes, I think there is. I don't think sell the team is that line where he's like, you're banned and then go on to say it's a conspiracy against me. Plus he's a fucking douchey fucking band. His last album sold 113 copies. I will say this never give up your fucking driver's

license to anyone that's not a fucking cop. Anybody that asks for your driver's license, that's like, let me see driver's license, that's not a fucking cop. Do not give me a license. Really? Yep. Well, you don't have to do it if you're a cop. You could just be like, I'm a citizen of the earth or whatever. Well, whatever. A cop always gets my stuff. I just want to go about my business, but I've found it. You don't need to show your license. In my old, like, bad, drinking days, anytime security was like, let me see a license

and you show it to them, they take it and they'll be like, well, now we're calling the cops and you can't get your license back until they're here. But if he's inside, like I said, like they're in the stands, they're in the garden, they're yelling at, then I guess security does have the right because they gotta be armed, right?

But you can't be like, I'm not giving you my license throw me out. Yeah. That's all fucking you But I guess they gave their license and I guess they're on a no fly list. I guess so buddy was on man That's fucking serious though like they have like facial recognition technology Yeah, they might use it to keep fucking terrorists out of the concerts with little girls rather than fucking keeping fans We make mild fucking suggestions, but this fucking coccyc in assholes. Yeah, have them for both, but at least have it for the one, which is way more important. Fuckin' idiots, these people are bunch of babies. Everybody's such a baby.

Oh, I'm gonna tell on you. Ooh, you hurt my feelings. Ooh, I don't like what you said. Yes, it's funny, because I, you know, we have a lot of women work on a practical joke, right? And I show you the picture of it. And it's funny because, no, the best joke I can never post. But even there, starting to be like,

I always feel like women are almost like a, what's that test, a litmus test? Or a shark? No, a raw shark. It's like, when they start noticing things, like I always say like when the women start smelling a body odour, you know, it's fucking hot out. Like it's just women always tell a little bit

in terms of like expressing fucking angry opinions I find. And the girls lately are like on the set of just like, why the fuck is everybody so sensitive these days? Like it's crazy. Are you finding it harder to make jokes on Dorn and Primal Jokers? Yeah, we definitely shut down a lot more jokes internally than we didn't use to. I'm a bit that you say out loud during the taping

or make the final cut. Both. Both, but we've always. So you got that inner, whimsical and not a filter. And you have filter that you're like, oh, no. We have and that filter's gotten more restrictive as years go by, but our brand of humor is so broad and inviting that, you know, I don't think anybody would notice the jokes we don't say anymore. What about the jokes you do say? They're fucking hysterical. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know, again, like in real life, I don't really run into people who are offended. No, never. Or get hurt feelings. Like not in real life, yeah, it's only online.

Like I'll give you one example. We shot something the other day at commercial. So it was scripted. We weren't even doing it. And that what's the matter? You're a little far away, so. Oh, that's up in here, much better. And in the script, Murray, you know,

Murray's bald, we always made fun of that. And he's looking at this guy in the script. And he's, he's like, oh, you have great that. And he's looking at this guy in the script. And he's, he's like, oh, you have great hair. And the joke is we do it on the show. Murray's ball is always like obsessed with people's hair. But because the guy that they cast was black, there was a big internal discussion.

And it was like, we can't, the trip, we can't mention his hair is black. And this was the company that hired us to do something. And we were like, but it's joke from the show Murray's Oh, looks at people's hair and be like, oh, we're talking you you can't say this can't say can't what you should turn around to be like you Understand that's racist right to not Joker out the black guy because he's black about hair not like they're not a black Pay me to show up and say something. I know what you're saying, but that's the fucking asshole mentality, people. Like what they're doing is racist, but they don't fucking get it.

And we didn't even understand why we were getting that note, they're like, you can't see that line. And we're like, what the fuck is the problem? And finally, someone in the balls to be like, because he's black. We don't want to say, we don't want to point out that his hair is different. I don't know what you're saying. And we're like, but the joke is that he has nice hair. And Murray has no hair.

And they're like, we don't even want to touch it. We just don't want to be bothered. I just send Cheyenne, man, as your ambassador. She gets shit done. Shae gets everything done. I don't. For me, when someone's paying me to show up and do something,

I mean, like, if we don't do this, we'll like a home quicker. Yeah, I'm like, this whole conversation is... If I argue with it and take an hour of more time to argue it and we just have to stay unsaid and hour longer and still not get to say it, I just won't tell you.

But at the same time, man, on comic book, man, what if we didn't fucking speak up and say, shit, like, what if we didn't speak up and tell those guys, like, you know, we're not going to do the fucking wedding. I never didn't speak up. I just, I would have just, you spoke up. You didn't disagree. And I took that as support. I feel like this is a real problem about it, though. It's just like in the future, to tell the jokes that that we want to tell It's just like in the future to tell the jokes that we want to tell not we, but like to tell the jokes that that script demands,

we can't hire a black, we can, like they've created the situation where it's just like, I just lost a job because of it. In the future, it's just like we got this great joke about hair and we can't fucking God forbid. We say something about this black guy's hair. You know how sensitive they are?

Like what is that? And then that's it. And there's nothing in place to stop that. You know what I mean? So it's gonna happen. Like I've heard people say like, I'm hiring an assistant, well I'm just hiring a white dude.

I don't wanna woman. Nobody wants to get me, too. I don't wanna woman. And I don't wanna minority because I don't want to put myself in a situation where they can put me in a lawsuit. So the safest choice for me who's running a business is to just hire a white dude And if you want to be doubly safe and older white dude This is because you don't know if a younger white dude's gonna be all low-can-pulsified. I mean, I'm just telling you what they said And it's like I've heard it more than once. I've heard that more than once and it's just like oh man

Like that's dire. Cause that actor was good today. He was great. It was, he was a fun guy to work with. And like in the future, you could see them not higher. sucks. Which is a bigger dilemma. I'm here pondering. I'm like, I don't know, the prize match game problem, where you're, I don't have any problems. Here's the thing. They're one in the same It's still a problem. It was back then and it's a fucking problem today. I don't have a problem

I have no problems. They don't want me to say anything in the Czech clios. I won't say it in the Czech What else we got anything? Yeah, we got two ads. Yeah, ask yourself this one very important question. Q, is your underwear making you happy at this very moment? It wasn't always, but it is now. Mm-hmm. We're gonna not even think about it. Now all I know is I'm sitting here comfortable.

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Buzzfeed said this about me undies. They're Nazis. Why the fuck Buzzfeed? Let's go to Ask Man. Buzzfeed. We're talking about Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed's like one of those, they started out as like, no, I know Buzzfeed is.

Okay. Why are they calling me undies Nazis? No, they call everybody Nazis because it's all those woke fucking websites Ask men said that they feel like so this is the shit I hate all these metaphorical nonsense You just got not talking about Q talking about are they? Someone's paying him to say What he has to say and what you're doing right here is the exact opposite and that's why I know Q is where I shit on a gold toilet

I should I shouldn't the toilet that he threw out The houses on such an angle you have any water in your bowl I'm like sage I need to stomp down again The shut up and take the money yeah, I'll take the money, but I'm not gonna read with this bullshit It's fucking nonsense. It's nonsense. They're like oh, we're in fucking clever Fuckin just talk about the undercutter Fucking, just talk about the underpad. Talk about the underpad. Take the money. Just take the money and say what they want you to say.

Integrity. You know what? Integrity. You know what? Integrity, my grandfather. He's been called dead in his grave for decades. How's that integrity of the album? It's a generation nonsense.

I have to agree though that I'm... I'm sorry. The Buzzfeed comment is kind of strange and is kind of... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have to agree though that I'm in his own film. The Buzzfeed comment is kind of strange and is kind of maybe, I don't know, listen to

this cue. You know how soft the two-year-old's underbelly is. Oh my gosh. They feel like actual heaven against your skin. We're going to assume heaven is really soft in this context. Now how would funer Lance feel about that comment? Though, comparing... Because we can talk about it in a bit.

We need these to heaven. Maybe. I mean, I've compared blow jobs to heaven to heaven. I don't know that at the... I guess I'm going to the wrong guy. I guess underwear would fall into the same category. Come on, man. So Father, that could offend father, like,

yeah, that's, that's not cool because he, we know he's, they're comparing a pair underwear to fucking eternal salvation. They're comparing underwear to an imaginary place, like, you know, Santa's workshop or something, or that's what offense works. We're having, we're having. Yeah, I don't, I don't know if I dig the Buzzfeed one to less,

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We didn't talk about match game for a half hour. Or me. Rambling or a 30 second spot for seven minutes. Yeah, give this info. Beyond this is also the go to for the softest lounge wear on this side of the Mississippi. You wear yours around? My lounge wear. I don't usually allow. I'm not a person who could lounge in their underwear Well lounge wear is like robes and pajamas are they are they in that game now?

Oh, is that what that means because I'm a big on I rose a pajamas and my that's my thing. You're right It's it's called super comfy lounge pants. You're right. Q. Me on me. She got to send me not out You got to send me some of those to try on. I wouldn't send us shit After this read I would not send us I wouldn't even don't even pay us man I'll take what send me some fucking loungewear and we'll call this one even You know you want back to your question about how like when I lounge it's got to be in at least four layers. Yeah.

Yeah. You wear a winter coat and wear a shirt like candy from South. Yeah. I'm not one to get down like even like I came aware pajamas without underwear. I've got to have a pair. It's long too big.g it's just feels like I need underwear on at all time I'm the same I was aware of the way yeah can't sleep nude I have one it's been too hot I need to be ready to run out of the house at a moment's notice I

from your old days when you're fucking you know We're the how and getting all that fucking married I'm a kid I Don't you're gonna fire it? I'm gonna fucking old school be cute. No, I never slept at their house Met them in a fucking parking lot. That a great feels pork The rolling loved, Dan. The whole point of sleeping with a married person

is you don't have to deal with a coach remonstice that come with a loving normal relationship. Yeah. Bang and go. All right. Yeah, I just cannot feel comfortable unless I have underwear on. Well, you have two younger girls at home too.

So it's like if you're a wiener's all outlined and you're a lot of swear. I wasn't always a father, you know? Don girls home too. So it's like if you're weeners all outlined and you're like where I wasn't always a father You know, oh even then even back before I had kids I had to have underwear on and and law and what a party It must be at the Fog and house What a party in the same it just feels weird. It's like whatever I'm doing that I don't need underwear on for Whether it be the three main things once some don't with those things fucking underwear back on yeah immediately this is shitting shower and sex yeah yeah what else did you think of what's no I wanted to make sure that we were all on the line

you never know there's a fourth thought I wanted out I'd like to think about that baby you know why because I don't wear pajamas one. I land around in my house. I get on a nice pair of pajamas. Where else would you land, Ron? Oh, you'll hold television. Oh, yeah. You're all lounging the fucking other day, man. I like to go over the place.

You're all over the PJs and a rope. Yeah. Second I get home. That's what I do. Change my whole mind. But I have to have boxes on them. Yeah, me too. Anyway, man.

You, Brian? No, not really. Like, you can go without, you can go commando, or can go command. I know it not out in public normally Yeah, it looks like I know I'm not gonna get out of the car Don't you want to wear the pajamas on your second you don't wash them every time you wear them no Well, that's so you're free-balling and sweating into pajamas with your ball sweat and then you wear them again the next night I'm not just the next night like the next like 15

where we get the next night? Not just the next night, like the next like 15 nights. Oh no, I can't do that. I'm not gonna talk. I'm not gonna talk. Usually I wear just like boxers anyway. Cause I get so hot all the time, just boxers. But yeah, if I'm lounging, no underwear. And I got, it's for me to be comfortable.

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I really loved that one man, that the music I thought was spectacular. Tee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. De-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. Yeah, that show was good. It was really good. Is this Robin Hood the, um, stocks? Yeah. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- I bought ready for this I bought Word the weed stock right, huh? That's what it's up to now

Crazy Canadian weed stock You can invest in marijuana. He's fucking he's getting all kinds of tips. He's not sharing them with no Not tips not tips. I got Robinhood I opened it old you and I and I was just like looking around the sort of my buddy You know Dexter my manager. He was like oh, you know you could buy Canadian weed stocks So I just went all in right you sell it because it's still growing up bad It's gonna be legal, but what happens if it goes if it crashes and you get caught holding the bag as they say well Yeah, he'll probably be fucking destitute

Well, yeah, he'll probably be fucking destitute See how much it is. It's a nice chunk of chain But I use Robinhoods my point I bought it No, my point is like all I did was go on and transfer the money into the Robinhood thing account. It takes like a day. And then you just go on and you buy stocks. It gets rid of all the fucking nonsense. You don't have to go, you don't, they don't charge you per this is how Robinhood makes money. I don't know if they want us to say this. Like let's say $1,000 in there, right? They don't charge you trading fees. They make, um, basically they're making, uh, what's that commit, not commission or one, when the banks, yeah, they're making, what's that commission or when the banks, it's

all commission free. They say, yeah, what is it when you put your money in the bank and it grows and grows? Oh, interesting. Oh, interest. So they keep the interest on your money that's in their account and you trade for free. Because they have everyone's money and they have it in. Right. So that's how they're making their money.

Meanwhile, you could trade and buy. I mean, I think they would want you to hear that because then you're not getting money, like you're not getting dinged. They're just using your money, which is what the fucking bank does when they take a week to cash or check anyway. So it is, I'm telling you, I use, I look at Robinhood every day.

Yeah, it says while other brokerages charge up, can I say that right, brokerages? Rookerages. Charge up to $10 for every trade, Robinhood doesn't charge any commission fees. So you can trade stocks and keep all your profits. Yeah, plus there is no account minimum deposit needed to get started So there is there's plus there is no account minimum deposit needed to get started So you can start investing at any level the simple Intuitive design of robboode makes investing easy for newcomers and experts alike. It is, I'm telling you people, 100% true.

Four taps on your phone and you're right. It's so easy, it's fun to do. You can just buy the second updates and shit. What do they say about the old pump and dump? I got anything about that in there. Pump and dump, let me see. I don't see anything that says pump and dump. What is that?

How I treat all my girlfriends. No, it's like when you artificially inflate the price of a stock and then once you get like you buy it low, you artificially inflate it when it gets high and then you dump it because it really has almost no value to begin with. Or at least not as much value as people that believe. Nothing about that in our ad copy.

No, okay. Robinhood is giving. It must be on the up and on. Robinhood is giving listeners of tell them Steve Dave a free stock like Apple forward or sprint to help you build your portfolio. Sign up at foamface.robinhood.com. Nice. Foamface. I don't know. It's a style foam fees. Well, I gave them foam fees. Oh, yeah. Sign up at foamface. That's one word. Robinhood.com. That's what it says here.

I doubt you need the dot after the com. Well, it says it. Yeah, well, there are a lot of stuff. I will say this. It's, it's take them up on that. Get that stock. Is that addictive though? It is addictive.

Now that you've shown that you can be a fucking mover and a shaker in the That's a lot. I was corporate Wall Street. Yeah, you're fucking the wolf of Wall Street over there. Yeah, I mean With you know Canadian weed penny stocks, but yeah Can you invest if I gave you some money right now? Could you invest the play with it a little? Sure? All right. How much do you need to get started? Jeez, I don't know much. much would I give you like a 10 bucks? Ah, what's that? You can't buy shit with 10 bucks. Oh no.

Give them like, give them 500. Oh, I'm not a fuck. Give them 500. Fuck, dad. You can't give 500 bucks. It's like fucking loose. So they can do it. You just saw what he did right there.

I'm not gonna put my money in that fucking drug. Why? I'm not fucking gonna get it. I'm not gonna be responsible for fucking some fucking drug. Why? I'm not fucking gonna get it. I'm not gonna be responsible for fucking some OD fucking. Okay, here's the thing that we've been waiting for. Some men heads fucking drugs. Oh my god, this fucking guy. First off, like, you have mutual funds.

I'm assuming in your retirement portfolio, those mutual funds probably invest in shit like this without you even knowing what I'm doing. Yeah. I have, I know your line. Whatever you without you. Oh, what I said. Yeah. I have. Bullshit. I know your line. Whatever you're saying right now, you're lying. I told you he's allowed to invest my money.

I asked to go, oh, it's all interest. That's what I want. Right. And he's like, oh, yeah, we have just a thing for you. And that was what? I don't know. You tell me it. It's dogs.

No, no, it's not cement head. Fuck it. It's for paraded. It is. No, what did he invest in that? Or you can't just be like i want to earn interest like it that's not where it ends that conversation well if you just put in the bank it'll just earn interest right but you have mutual funds are uh... retirement fund for these guys tax-free municipal bonds

that's the way to go well but what i'm sure what i'm not sure how much it can give you twenty and by him it's like it's like it's like my 20 bucks into something No, I'll tell you this Apple stocks right now are 182 dollars So if they're giving you a free one just for signing up and tomorrow could be worth more than that right? We fucking worth way more than that. It's Apple. So you can get get sign up get that stock and then flip it tomorrow Absolutely and make like 10 bucks. Absolutely with no commissions. That's talking to that's addictive though like ten bucks. Absolutely. With no commissions. That's talking to you. That's addictive though.

The emotion used to do it when we worked up at the office up there. When some lose some. I don't want to ever lose any though. It's so hard to make. Yeah, that's my problem though. I don't want to lose it. If I'm going to lose it. Yeah, that's so uncommon. Usually people go in being like, oh, I hope I lose my body. That's why I don't like gambling though. That's it. This is a gamble though. Of course it is. And then you got the guilt, you know, if you invested in a company that's like, you know, that maybe built war machines, you know, that like, they're into like building weapons

or like this or like, you know, poison in the youth. Well, I'm still waiting for you to find something that I wouldn't invest in. Like, hold me a fucking cement head, I'm fine. Whatever. I see that's, I see that spike in his portfolio. Spend me up. You know, you can set it up, blood money?

No, no. It's legal. It's like Budweiser, blood money what are you talking about? Fucking broken heart broken homes and broken people It's not fucking math. It's not meth stocks penny meth stocks Alright it's gonna be legal soon. I give you a good sleep at night. That's all that matters Q I'm that customer I could sleep very well at night. Oh my god, I just like make it.

Have you ever thought about it though? Yeah, I hope there's enough men heads out there to make me rich. I'll profit off their misery. Meanwhile, the fucking Purdue is like nearly going bankrupt. You're worried about weed stocks. What Purdue? They made oxy, the people who made oxy. Yeah, it's a fucking Frank Purdue, like,

I lost it all! I'm not a tough man anymore. Have you really, ever really sat down and thought about it? I feel the ratings from Brackle Jogas will fly through the fucking roof once weed is legalized in this country. Like, I feel people just lean back, smoke up. It makes it, it makes a nearly intolerable show. Taller.

No, it's coming to New Jersey, they say. Oh, it's so legalization. Yeah. You don't ever think about what that will look, make our society look like in 25 years. I don't care what people do. With the 25 years, I'm not going to be alive. What do I do? I'll be around. And I'm just wondering, what will 25 years of people in a constant state of?

I'm excited to find out. Cement head. Cement head. Yeah, I'm constantly, I out cement head cement. Yeah, yeah, constantly that got their cement heads What will that look like 20 years from now? It's that's legal though the people who don't do it We're the overlords So you're gonna get the you'll be an overload if your wife let you Like the sound that I didn't think about that effect of it. Well, you got to do is fucking.

Well, I would like to spend it. I'll be sure to have me think five years old though. Yeah, but you're thinking clear. Yeah, but they won't want to listen to me. I'll be look old and fucking. They do. They don't listen to anybody that's home today. I don't think anyone looked at us and is like,

all right, maybe these young girl get a little charge of things. I don't look like I'm fucking 75, though. No, but it doesn't matter man when they just gonna be want to told what to just like I Can come to me. What am I gonna do in your house? How am I gonna take advantage of them? No, I don't know. I don't know. How am I going to overlord them? We've got to do all the work. He's fucking invested into cement head fucking drug. He's just trying to justify his fucking blood money, I think. Yeah.

Well, I mean, I'm going to be a fucking overlord if I let him, if I let this go down. Just, you know, be like a German citizen. 42 to 48. Look the other way, let him bring that weed in all the trains. I mean, all kind of side. You don't think about that. I don't know. What do I care? He's too busy smoking weed. I mean, it's not like I wish for gets. You could be a purveyor. Stop making jokes for a second. I know that. It's not a cigarette stock. I'm not for a second I know that I know that I know that cigarette stock right off for a second

Yeah, I know it's hard to tell me what it's telling me It's about eight years of practical joking I mean it's hard to shut that off Is there a switch you could just do it? It used to be a second nature now, that's just my nature I've been telling off switch hasn't been thrown in a long time Let's just throw it right now I was just shuckin' it up

I'm just just getting out of your system. That's the best. That's the best. All right. Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it my, my talking to the real QNAS? Hey, hey guys. Yeah, hey, what's up?

What's going on? No, in all honesty. Yeah. Think about 25 years, a generation of people raising some of that's well, I want to say some minutes because that's the regulatory. I get a kick off the royal family's website for saying that. We're it's that easy. Hey Megan The two palace guards in our door Why is that beefy to think It's an overlord. Cue! What the fuck are we lying?

But you don't think about what the repercussions will be for a society that just this becomes their new content. I honestly don't care. I know you don't care, but you don't think it's going to be different? No, I don't think so. You don't think so. I think everybody that's doing it is doing it. If you're going to smoke weed, you're going to smoke weed regardless of the league catalytic. So all this does is allow the government to get more consumption of it though,

because it's easier to get with less stigma. Probably. So if everybody's doing it though, because it's going be normal Of course never I want that on my tombstone never Never It's the best epitaph I've ever heard of my entire life With a graven image of him just scowling Never Period even if an image of him just scowling. Never.

Period. Whatever I was feeling down about whatever disease I have, I'd go to your grave to be like, oh yeah. Fat lot of good at did you focus a man head out live your ass? Mostly. Probably probably not. Probably not. You know what I like to disagree with you Brian? But anyway, but I'm not even here to say it's gonna be bad or it's going to be like, oh my god, we made a horrible mistake in legalizing this. I don't know, but it could, and what about that? They say when it's the gateway to the fucking harder shit.

I think that's been proven untrue, but I also think that most people don't smoke weed all day. Every, I think most people are like weekends. Just weekend warriors. I think so. I don't, I don't worry. Maybe at night to cool out like some people have a glass of wine or whatever Yeah, I don't think it's it's I mean look Just based on the people I've worked with for the past eight years who are fucking almost all of our bodhads They don't do to work do it. I work. Yeah All right, so I think it'll be alright and it might you know what it might do well is Demystify it too for kids, you know it could could, and I know that there's the aspect of it that it helps people who are sick.

Yeah. I want to take it away from them. I'm not some kind of fucker. Well, at that time of over what a, what a magnanimous individual who has no fucking should have no say in what someone else does to cure their pain. I'm not going to be an actor.

I'm going to allow it. Is, are you a doctor? Why are you in my room? I want to be a good teacher, but it just says, Wolf's flat a good period, never a year. I want that shirt. But never. But he's talking about almost everything.

Yeah, pretty much everything. It was kind of a blanket statement. There's more of a mission statement than anything else. A credo, if you will. I don't even know if it's going to, like I don't know if it's going to be, society is going to be worse or better or the same, but you don't worry about those things. I do not worry. As a responsible person and citizen, you don't want to think about like don't you want to leave this world, this country in a better place where the people will follow you? He's not no children. I got no kids. All I want us to walk down a fucking

street in Manhattan without piss and shit everywhere. Garbage and sweet smell is nothing compared to the pit. We smell nothing, nothing at all. I mean, it's out there. The whole city smells like wheat. What about for sage and your nieces and nephews? Don't you want a place where it's not that easy to just tune it out? Can I just... Can I just...

Can I just be a little bit harder to come by? Because I think if everybody's tuning out Who's left the tune in Can I just answer for sage if I don't care about the No, I don't think that people are gonna like it's not like people are smoking themselves into a stupor. It's like If people are just vaping walking down the street, whatever. It's like, if people are just vaping, walking down the street, whatever, it's like an alcohol thing. Like I think alcohol is probably way worse for you.

You're telling me they can do it in public? Oh yeah, I mean, if it's legalized. I thought it was gonna be like alcohol drink, you can't do it in public, you got it. Like I don't want to walk down. In LA, is anything else? I think it's just like cigarettes. Really? Yeah, people smoke in's just like cigarettes. Really?

Yeah, people smoke and cigarettes and shit. A lot of people think these days, you know, we're gonna do it. They don't outlaw cigarettes and walking down the street, right? But what if I get high from a contact high? I don't think you can, right? Not me. I mean, I know, I mean, I'm talking about morals. I thought that was the discussion here. I think spice fear long ago.

Yeah, I think it would say the contact tie is a myth. I think so. It has to be. Do you ever get a contact tie set? Stand around Kevin. And because I second hand smokes a myth. No, second hand smoke is I thought right, but. So if second hand smoke is. smoke is not good for you.

Right. Then it. Why don't think secondhand weed smoke. Yeah, I don't think it's good for you. But I don't know if you can get smoke and get your hide-end. I think it can, right? Because I don't know. I mean walking down the street. Yeah, like somebody puffs some in his face. Suddenly he's like, oh my god, I'm a cement head. Trim balls. Yeah. Runs into the middle of the street. like, oh my god, I'm a cement head. Trip and ball and shit. Runs into the middle of the street. I've been wearing underwear all these years. I don't know.

Yeah, I would worry about other stuff, but there again, come. What are these countries like Sweden, that legalized all drugs, right? Don't they have heroin? No, they didn't. No, they have have heroin? No, they did not. Heroines. Don't they have multiple heroin like, heroin, I guess, that they use? They allow like,

intravenous drug use to be legal? I don't think so. I think you're wrong. Sweden? Sweden, one of those countries, Europe, a European country is allowed. Are you talking about like Amsterdam? Yeah, thanks. Holland? No, I don't. Holland, that's what I'm talking about. I don't think so. Now, if you do the study of what's happened in their generation, I'd

be very curious to see the effects of allowing anything to fucking be up for grabs. Right. I mean, I don't think so. I don't like there's some places like the saying here like Vancouver I guess they'll give you because mostly what they want to do with this shit is like just not spread disease because people share needles and crap But heroin's like a fuck I mean you can't fucking talk about heroin and weed in the same sort of. Why can't we? No, that's always that's complete complete

I mean all the time always here that you can't compare them. Why not? Why can't I compare it? Because they're fucking completely different drugs that you completely different things. One is addictive. One is addictive. Oh, that's not a dog. That's a German Shepherd, but that's two hour.

That they're two different. It's not, they're not. No, no, no, no. Yeah, because some dogs have a fucking very mild personality and some dogs are fucking all hyped. Yeah, well, it's gonna be fucking mean and nasty. I didn't say they couldn't. I didn't say small versus big.

I said two different breeds. And you're talking about drugs. These are two different breeds of drugs. Where is drugs? They're still drugs, but so what? So it's fucking aspirin. That's like saying you should not have aspirin. I know you're not saying this.

I try not to. I know, I know you're saying this and. Sometimes I fail though. Sometimes I got a bad headache And I sometimes I do take right good on eating I feel w here Had a little touch of a headache and I got weak All right, I mean, I mean I think it's I think it's healthy to have this conversation. I don't think it's just

We should just like say legalize it like that and be like okay. I don't think we have Is illegal in New York and it's decriminalized, but it's not legal. What does that mean? No, it means that like everything else in New York City's days you can do it in the cops look the other way So what does that mean? Everything exactly that to criminalize. So you may you may get a ticket, but cops have been instructed not unless someone's being like a fucking superm not just dick about it and just not bother people who are smoking weed or shitting in the street. We're pissing in the street.

We're fucking throwing garbage in the street. We'll come up to the call when you're at a red light and fucking coming out with that newspaper and being like, one me to clean your window for finals? Like, all that shit's back. No, I want to clean it up for free. Yeah. But what if you get pulled over for a speed and ticket and you have a join on you? What's the protocol there, you think? Well, you have to get marine asserts. You're just smoking and driving. No, no, no, you just had it in the estuary and you're in smoke he's got to be behind his ears like yo what's up copper what time is it at work 20 a fast was I going for 20 I don't know he looked the other way he probably would okay but well if he thinks you're driving hi

there's no way he would what if he just smelled it in a car but you can't find a joint you get arrested I think you can get arrested I think that's not decriminalized then it's not decriminalized. Then it's not decriminalized. Well, that's I think it's decriminalized for standing on a fucking street corner. Yeah, it's the same as drinking. You can't like drive around with an open container and drink beer, even though it's legal. I don't know where to be like at a restaurant. I don't think it'll ever be there to weed and to smoke and drive. No, it shouldn't be. No, of course. No. But how could you take a test of it though? There is. They're developing it. It's I read something about it, right? Like, yeah, but how can you take a test of it though? There is they're developing it It's I read something about it right like yeah, it's so it's developed and foolproof should we just be like put the brakes on this But people who are gonna do that are getting in any way

But right so but like if you if we don't have a way to test foolproof positive that you're driving as a cement head then you should Not illegalize it then because we won't be able to tell if they were fucking high when they got into a crack-up. I agree. Tom Steve, then that's all I wanted to hear. You're right. This has been the production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.