Tell Em Steve-Dave - #403: Rock and Roll Fantasy

Episode Date: April 11, 2019

Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide? Walt, Bry, & Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.

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to be here. Pistol. Yeah, man, it's been a minute, as the kids say. Yeah. Is that what they're saying these days? I have. It's been a minute. I've heard that. I think I heard that on an episode of cribs once back in the 90s. Yes, I'm ready to go. But yeah, no, I was on the tour. I was away for two through weeks. Yeah, so I did, man. What's wrong with, why does slang have to evolve? Why does every generation think their slang is the slang?

Because it is. But what's wrong with it just carrying it over? But then we'd still be like V and Val and like Verily. You want to love it? You know what? The word cool has really the fucking lasting power of the word cool is stuck. Did that help though with happy days in the 70s making it a word like bringing it back from the 50s. I don't know. I mean, was it a 50s word?

Oh yeah. I definitely. I mean, I guess I should listen to the whole guy in town. I mean, if he's a 50s word and I think it was brought back into pop culture with the fonts and the Happy Days gang. So there may be, cool may not be what it may not have had that lasting effect if not for a resurgence in the 70s.

Right. So again, our generation, the greatest generation. His generation. Great movies. Great. That would have only basing on our artistic output. I hope so. Not on, not on crushing evil empires And saving millions and millions of people worldwide

Not so much I guess it won that one right yeah Sneaky guys did they win I think no one wonder I mean let's kind of a wash I'm not gonna tell any of you at non vet that we lost no But when you fight and then you're like like, all right, all right, we've had enough. We're leaving. That kind of seems like a lot. Well, they had to fight with their hands tied behind their backs though. They weren't able to win like they won in World War II though.

Yeah. Why would it be held back? Well, you weren't being able to drop a nuke anymore. Yeah, but you could napalm the shit out of him. I think they did. Yeah. I just know what? Just not used to that terrain, I suppose. You want to know what really fucked up thought?

What was it? Up until this very second, I never even considered the Vietnam War from the Vietnam side. It's not weird. It really bizarre. Like, I never once thought about it. Like, they were home. They were just chilling in their fucking country. It's not weird. It really bizarre. Like I never once thought about it. Like they were home. They were just chilling in their fucking country.

And they're like, you know what? How about we try this out as a political system? And the government, you know, the United States government was like, oh no, you don't. I don't know. Because I don't want the spread of communism, right? I mean, not, I mean, is it possible that the, the, the, the Vietnam, these were the evil people that I've been led to believe? I if you look at you watch Rambo yeah enough said you're right you saw a fucking Stallone fucking laid down you're it seemed like

the white sheriffs were assholes you're talking about first blood right I hate it seemed like when he came back there's a white people who were assholes yeah once again the white people, remember you saw those generals that were torching everybody in those camps. Yeah, but where before we like, I'm in full-cheel. You know what? I'm gonna do some research on the Vietnam War.

I'm gonna get back to everybody in the form. Let you know. Cool, I mean, it's really like this is way too long to read about the origin of the word cool. Hold on a second though, Ollie shit walk. What? Look at you. Cool as Ebton float a bit over the years,

losing some of its luster in the 60s. Before coming back on a wave of retro nostalgia in the 70s, think Arthur Fonzarelli of Happy Days and Danny Zuko of Greece. Those would be brand new. I don't know why you guys down me 400 plus episodes. I don't think I downed you at all. I did give you props last night though.

Really? What is the best sequel of all time in your opinion? Empire? Oh really? I thought you were going to say T2. Oh T2 originally. You say T2. Yeah.

T2 I bet it is so good. And in my mind, I'm like, yeah, termin terminate. Who's great? It's a great movie I rewatched it last night and I was like I forgot how fucking great this movie is you just you just they Watching the just a just a small twist of making Arnold the good guy now Mm-hmm And you really rooting for him and you feeling another the affection that the kid feels for you know for this robot and the father like figure It was so well done Emotionally and the stunts are crazy and it's all like it's very obviously except for the T1000

But like it's all practical effects if something's blowing up. It's blowing up And I was like, can it look so fucking good? It was, I'm telling you, the movie that I remember being great, it was even better than I remember. Yeah, it was great. Little known fact, it's so weird, even you watch T2, I've been hipped, as the kid say, along with... Well, me and Fonz are trying to bring up that.

You know, who was originally slated to be the T2 besides Richard, what's it John Patrick? Or was that dude's name? Robert Patrick. Robert Patrick, you'll never believe it. I don't even know if you'll know who he is. Tom Salish. But Brian the who he is, he was a blackie lawless of wasp.

Got the role and Arnold was like he's too tall. Really? Yeah, I've been on a blackie lawless of wasp. I've been on a wasp res this of wasp. I've been on a a wasp resurgence. Yeah If you like metal and if you if you and you said yourself was corny and cartoony and you didn't and you stopped listening to them after inside Electric Circus like I did, but if you get kill fuck die. Yeah. Oh my god. It's so fucking good a good album It's a really great angry metal album And he was such a cool looking guy. Like just the black.

Yeah, I mean, he was just such a no. He was not cool looking. Not cool looking. He was corny as hell looking. That was sick. That's what I mean. He was just so like theatrical. Like his hair was like.

Well, his hair looked like a ray of shan. No, no, he had too white straw. He had too white streaks in it. Like fucking Elsa Manchester from Bride of the Frankenstein. Oh, that is the Elsa thing. Yeah, two white streaks in it like fucking Elsa Manchester from a bride and a Frankenstein Blacky lawless lawless being one word But and I've been really like looking through the discography and These guys never stopped doing what they were doing Oh listening. He looks like an old woman. But that's him now. Well, that's him now.

Oh, wow. That looks like. Dude. Anybody who lets him. Awesome. He looks. I mean, that's like Alice Cooper, if you have a drinking problem.

No, no, man. Guys who let their, who have paired that long at that age, they don't look that great. He looks like Joan Jett. Does he look like Joan Jett? Yeah, he does. All right, that's it. There you go. Yeah, that's it.

Come on. He had a song called Fuck Like a Beast. You had to remember that one. Fuck like a beast, no? Yeah. I got pictures of naked ladies lying on the bed. Fuck like a beast. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on, I'm confused by those lyrics. You had to be into the 80s, right? You remember Wasp? No, she was glam. She was glam. Oh, she was like cockroach. Oh, this was horror rock. Wasp. Right. It wasn't. But why don't we just put the kids? So he fucks like a beast, but why are the pictures of ladies on the bed? So you look at them while he's fucking.

No, because he's so perverted. Because Wasp stood for we are sexual perverts Whoa into this yeah get get down Fuck die If you don't spot a fun and if you don't want to run over somebody in the way home listen to it tonight Yeah, and I don't know if you're just Oh, you think I'm gonna put on his gonna pop out of my pants I'll go a step further if he doesn't run over

Yeah, cuz you're just gonna be so fucking pumped listen to this music This is like make sure you don't know one can hear it though cuz it's pretty dirty to lyrics. Yeah, if you want to bang a girl I do I like to you like to bang girls. I know that when we get to the course Oh, wait there it is Yeah Yeah. Yeah. Wow. It's hard to be an 80s metal guide in 2019. Oh, that is great. Here we go.

Listen, cute. A fuck lack of it. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. It's hard to be an 80s metal god in 2019 Come on master Hold on right now

That's blazing glory Hey, hey, hey, hey instead of this Hey, instead of this T-shirt You're always making love me and what we're fuck their throne pictures all over the place We're fucking like yeah, so what you need shots to get hard on Back then I fucked like a beast and I fucked plenty of beasts But yeah, I can't not write. I mean, I've only given a few recommendations on T.S. I did captain beyond and now I'm telling the listeners to go, go pick up, kill, fuck,

die. But you're not going to be able to find an iTunes, oh, that's what sucks though. Oh, look at that shirt. It says, got blood, then I'll drink yours. And he's drinking blood out of a skull he's he's awesome blabby lawless is is the real deal and i i'm sorry to say i i neglected to follow their their career path but i'm back in now it's gonna change now well one of the guys right from he was like no he didn't die Chris Holmes he did not die he still arrived remember what was that the decade

decadence the eighties me metal or some some sort of movie. What was the name of that movie? Remember it was the decline of Western civilization. Yeah. And they showed, do you know that one? They showed Chris Holmes the guitarist for Wasp in a pool. Yeah. He's incoherent. Yeah. You cannot. He's an alcohol. No doubt. He's saying he's wasted. Just float around this pool. And his mom was in that scene too, right? I don't remember. His mom was in that scene kind of explaining it away but he got thrown out where he died he got thrown out of wasp and then he came back for kill fuck die yeah yeah let's see let's see if they're on tour

anywhere right no the only tour in europe that's it because there's no there's nobody in america the one to see the one yeah not yet like a beast god damn it. We got to go to Europe. What do you mean? We got to get over to Finland. Oh boy, look at this. Sweden and Finland, Germany, Denmark. Yeah, it's like Monster Magnet. He's got to go over there too to get all the books. That's what he says.

Last generation. They're on Twitter. They don't follow anybody. That's pretty metal. And we have 12,000 followers. I'm talking about some sold out shows here. Why do you think Americans? There's probably five seats. We'll support the metal anymore. Because everybody likes rap shit.

And everybody likes the pop stuff, you know? But why isn't there any more room? Where do all the metal heads go? Just got old, died. They got old. They're out there. They go to any number of like kind of metal concerts over at PNC or in smaller clubs and they're still there. But just not in the numbers they were in the 80s?

Not in the numbers, but in the same clothes. With the same haircuts. Can I throw out a theory about that? It just came to me now. So this might not be accurate,. We're not well thought out But if you remember back in the day metal Used to be the outsiders. Yeah guys and black Yeah, parents didn't want you listening to no they cut school that were hanging behind like everybody was like look at this

Fuck a metal for each and now There are no more outsiders. You got to love everybody. It's so I don't know I seem to read constantly about people getting bullied in the commit and suicide really There are no more outsiders. You got to love everybody. It's so annoying. No more bullying. I don't know. I seem to read constantly about people getting bullied into committing suicide. Really? Yeah, just one of the fucking metal. I don't metal. Was that what that's supposed to be?

That's what's supposed to be what the metal is gone. And now these kids are like I got nowhere to turn. Because I need my little marginalized group over here, the metal heads, whatever. You know, I wonder if we get lost to sing a song about the Prussian kissing demo. Oh, I would say anybody listening knows Blackie. Maybe he can hit him up. I mean, where the hell is he?

Yeah, I've got to cut out that part where he said he looks like an old woman. No, because I've been prepping a props. I do, the dude never fucking gave up the ghost man. What's just like? He's flying that fucking metal flag like since the 80s he's he never he never compromised. It's the same kind of music.

I don't know why I stopped listening because his voice is cool. But compromise evolved. No, no, he did evolve. He wrote like these poppy kind of metal tunes on inside Luchka Circus. I really didn't dig it. But I didn't realize though that he went super dark, super, super angry. Yeah, it's really good.

It's like me in my 20s. You know what I'm saying, real? Yeah. And they have my 30s. It's something you're 40s. Yeah, I'm from the day. I'm from the day. I'm from the day.

I'm from the day. I'm from the day. Did we ever, did we talk about being in New Orleans? I can't. Now I don't think we know we we haven't been back Took all together since New Orleans. I didn't know I don't know I mean I cut this out of I don't know Are we allowed am I allowed to say it was there? I think so I mean he's just posted pictures of everyone who's in the movie I don't think he's like but the really big surprise is cute. I just don't think he, you should say what your role was. But you were there and you were, you partook in the, okay, fun.

All right. Tweet. Oh, he partook in it, all right. From the moment. You had a big scene, man. Oh, I thought I was talking about the sheer amount of time that you spoke. Oh, yeah, that was crazy.

But that's a move. That was, that was every day in the appraisal, Joe Gers movie. Yeah. Get here and wait. That that's a move. That was that was every day in the appraisal, Joe Gers movie. Yeah. Get here. And wait. Well, that's on every set. Yeah, I don't think there's any set that doesn't have that.

I was talking to Sal about who just beside himself is, I don't understand it. I mean, you know, like, I don't have to come right now. It's like, tell me if I can talk to someone on his movie. Oh, yeah. It is crazy on movies, not necessarily. Not just Kevin's wasn't even the worst one I've ever done. They just want you there when they want you there, so they have you when they need you.

Okay, so, but I had fun. We were hanging out all day. It doesn't matter. We all shot the same day. You had to be there at 115. We had to be there at two. So, we got there at two. we had to be there at two so we got there at two you were just hanging around at that point yeah I mean with that going into too much of

orange each other because she got the text I get a match you used up all your all your data no no I wasn't I wouldn't I say I was like I'm it's a blast. We having fun. Like, I mean, the fucked up part was they're like, getting this outfit. That was the problem. And we'll get to you in six. Yeah, six. Yeah, you six would have been nice. Yeah. But when we, so at two, we were like, all right, well, we're not going to do anything right away. So we went to this nearby mall and the lady who was supposed to watch over you as nervous and she doesn't want you to walk away because it's her ass if they need you. And we need to start shooting to like 10 at night.

Well, I think it was like 11. Yeah, it was pretty late. Yeah, it was a long day. I mean, but we were all hanging out. To me, it was like a blast. Like we were just having fun. It was a good time.

We got walked down on Bourbon Street, went to the St. Paddy's Day Parade. That was fucking cool. Yeah. Let's tell you about that a bit. I'll probably never see it again. But you know, that may be probably once. I'm gonna have a brother's role for you. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I know Q is a little Q will be back there again. Not to go to the entry side. On Bourbon Street. On Bourbon Street, yeah. I did do a little bit of that. But I would say, I think if people had video of you, not that you were like tossing beads or drink anything like that,

but you had a good time. Like, you were into it. I had a, I had a actually a better time than I thought I would the entire trip. The entire from like minute, when I left to the minute I got home, I would give that a solid eight to almost eight and a half. I would, you know, for my brief slice of it,

I would agree. Yeah, it was a good time. It was a good time. And the ride down, we went down with Mike and Ming. I never thought I'd see, we've done a lot of time. Not the way that it sounds. I never thought I'd see you on Bourbon Street at like 11 o'clock at night, like, chill.

Right, yeah, I mean, there's some free time there, right? You could throw beads at a van. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. He was tossing beads. That was my favorite moment of that night was you being like having crossed over into that drunk. Is that's the front territory where like no, not one. No, no, no, of like it seems like a good idea to throw beads at a lady's car

because what happened was. Well, it's the long. I mean, it wasn't on Canal Street. No, no, no, wasn't on bearish. It was on it was a parade and everybody's going by real slowly. ladies car because what happened was the law and i was on a it was on a it was a parade and everybody's going by real slowly and there's these little magic cars with the shriners and whatever the are

all kinds of different floats and then it was just like a sort of a van for a business it was like a bug business you know like an extermination business and they stopped in front of us and the guy who's driving this van or whatever gets out. And there's a lady in the passenger seat who's like, why the fuck did I agree to be in a parade that's going to be eight hours long? This was a long parade. We never saw the end or the beginning. And we were there for like an hour. Yeah. So she's sitting there kind of like a rest in her head against a window and cute

tits beads and throws them against the side of the window and like startles the lady, you know. And when you see that, you're like, well, I want to do that. So everybody's throwing beads. Everybody's throwing beads. I was just aiming for the window. Right. I was trying to get them on the actual, the antenna to hook them on the antenna, but when I missed and I hit the windshield, like amongst all that noise,

you could still hear the clack of the beads hit that window, and everyone turned around and looked at like, what the fuck is the asshole? Yeah, and there weren't cheap shit beads that she'd given to like the bottom shelf chicks. These were like, they were like Christmas balls, like any classic Christmas balls almost, and it's like boom, bounced off the windshield,

and there are guys in front of us who are like who's doing that and they could turn around, it's clearly us. I mean there's no one behind this bottle. I think these guys are like, I mean they don't know who we are or care. Or care. Well no, they care as much as they're like,

I wish they'd stop doing it by the looks of these guys. I'm not gonna tell them to stop doing it. Well we're laughing, we're laughing like we're on like like oxycodone. I thought like what else? We're laughing, yes. It was really fun. It was so fun. And then the best part is so we throw it at the van.

And for some reason, we're like, you suck. It makes no sense. And that's where we're laughing at. And then we went to this bar called Saints and Centres on Bourbon Street. That I know the guy that manages it, real nice guy named Joe, and he let us up in the balcony,

which overlooks Bourbon Street. And the parade, we're all, you know, Walt was a little chilly inside at that point, but like we're all, you know, that was two hours drinking on top of the first incident with the van, and the same parade comes down Bourbon Street and we lit out

Now I'm a type says I've never been there for me the observations were I was Amazed at the some of the people who dance amazed at the some of the people who dance seemingly non-stop in a trance like they're not there. They're not on Bourbon Street. I don't know where they are. Oh, like those, like those, like those, the blonde check. Yeah, the blonde check, yeah.

They're just like dancing and swaying and they don't stop and their eyes are not watching anything. They're just not even in the same realm. They're just in a different plane. And they look happy. I, I guess. That blonde chick was happy, man. Blond or blind.

Blond. Blond, I don't know. I don't remember seeing a blonde. Because you had, I thought there was one that had like cornrows. Is that what you call it? No, we were talking, there was like this group of women and there was this one blonde girl who was dancing for an hour straight

Yeah, yeah, she was dancing. No, and they just the energy that was Output of that just to keep dancing and that level of intensity It was strange to see, you know, I mean it was a person I thought you're talking about Mike Because Mike was dancing too. I think you left by that point Mike was dancing man Yeah, I didn't say I left. I left. Mike was having fun. You're trying to hit people with beads. Yeah, that was the part out. I was like, well, it wasn't. Wasn't Mike somebody threw some of it someone and I was like, well guys, we're on this balcony. They're doing the favor. Maybe we shouldn't. Yeah, I think it was Mike hurt people with beads. Got carried away.

Didn't make sure up late. Make sure to light with like four people. Yeah, two girls and their uncle And this fucking old guy and the old guy wouldn't stop talking to me Fuckin alright you and left then comes up because of these two girls and They're all had to go shopping for one of those space blankets. He was so chilly out there on the Well, I'll have to go shopping for one of those space blankets. He was so chilly out there on the balcony. I just want to go back to the room. He needed a shawl. And like I get cornered on one side of the balcony by the uncle and

meeing in the girl, but the uncle's doing all the talking. And it's like 15 minutes. And then I look around and I, when the fuck is Brian, he's talking to the other girl that being brought all the way on the other side of the balcony. The two of them are just having a blast watching the brain. I'm like I go, excuse me one second I walked over to burn my pull them inside and I go if you think and I'm gonna Fuck it stand there and talk to this fucking uncle So great the second that like I had an occurred to me until he came up and he's like can I talk to you for a minute?

That's right. He's over there talking to uncle whoever. I thought he's fuck on me. I was like, if you think you're gonna trap me over there all night, it's not happening. And then we just laugh and everything's fun. Everything's funny, isn't it? When you were with friends, like, even if you had trapped me with them to talk to Nick with you, to fuck me. It would have been historical. The fact that you didn't do it makes it even funny. I don't know, man. It was a really good trip. It reminded me of when we used to drive cross-country.

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What would you choose day? By Wednesday? I had some serious stomach issues. All through Wednesday into Thursday, and then like 10 days after that. I had to go to the goddamn doctor. I was like, I'm like, hey, what do I got? You know, he didn't even give me,

he was like, sounds like you picked up something while you were down there, like give it a couple more days. Now this is like a weekend, because after a week I was like, I don't know, maybe it's dangerous. So I went and he's like, just waited up. And in that while I was waiting, then I got another kidney stone, but it like passed pretty

easy. So yeah, it was fucking awesome. He was a bummer. I was hoping you were going to come on tour. Yeah. Yeah, exactly that. Yeah. The second I got home, I didn't leave the house for probably a week.

Like just didn't even leave It's rough. Yeah, and then I get to go on the tour soft to go on the next leg There's a second leg There's so many legs But the movie was fun. Yeah, the movie was fun to do. There's some really cool stuff in it. There's cool people that you'll like to see Jane Bob top form They're back. Maybe it's like you know, it was it was really funny. It was really fun Be a step right out of the 90s, right? Yeah, except did you notice anything about me is this time?

Very professional. He wasn't telling people to lick ass hole in me. I was really impressed with news, man. Like he was, I got there. He was his whole business. He was all business going over his lines. He's doing all this stuff. He was very focused. He was concerned about his performance.

It was like a side of me was, I mean, I wasn't on strike back, so I don't, maybe he was like that then. But on dog, he was like drinking half a bottle of whiskey don't I maybe was like that then but on dog he was like drinking half a bottle of whiskey before it takes and shit like that. Well there's also a junk during dog. Yeah that's right. So a less professional use. It was good to see the use and you know he'd been taking it seriously and he'd be really happy. Yeah because Jordan. Jordan straight out. Jordan straight me out.

She was like, oh, cute. You want to take straight out. She's like asshole. Jordan straight me. And she's like, oh, Cute, you want to take it seriously? I was like, I She's the bat. She is. Yeah, I like her a lot. She's awesome. Got to meet Dietrich Bader, Which I didn't think was going to be as big of a deal as it was. Was it a big deal? Yeah, it was really nice guy. He was nice guy. Real friendly. I like his work. Not an a-listerism, you know, what's isn A-lister. Is he an A-lister? Is he a Drew Caryshow? I don't think he's an A-lister.

Yeah, he can't just walk up to a bump in club. Do the kids still say bump and wall? I don't know if they ever stored it. Cool. Cool club. Yeah, probably not. Yeah. What, I should have wrote some stuff down?

And I forgot my other. Oh, we did. All right. So we're on set. This is a tale from the set of James Albobri, but and Walt comes up with the idea to break into an amusement park. A band is an amusement park. So there's a six flags in Orlando.

No, New Orleans. New Orlando. No, New Orleans. New Orleans, sorry, New Orleans that got flooded during Katrina and it never reopened. Just shut it down and everything's still standing and all that as is the day before. And you really want that to break into the park? I thought that would be pretty cool for the patron to get footage of us breaking in and like urban Exploring yeah, I thought that would be awesome. I agree. We almost did if we if we didn't go so late

I think we would have did I think we're I think we had pushed each others buttons and We're playing like with playing chicken on each other. I don't think anybody was gonna back out. I wasn't gonna back out I thought you were gonna back. I wasn't gonna back out. I would have been so cool I wasn't gonna back out, but we actually went the next morning and we couldn't get in It's a good thing we didn't go there security everywhere. Oh really? Yeah, oh, fucking weird like we you see it from the outside it looks really cool You it's just looks like frozen in time depredated frozen in time

So you go around to the main entrance and there's this old dude like 70 issue like early 70s You could have got around them. Yeah, but I mean he would have called the real fuzz We didn't even try to get around it. We were just looking at it and he's like you got to go He was not happy to we didn't go right away in two minutes maybe some I guess it was a playing playing close Copper whatever. No, actually he was in a uniform what's it called unmarked car which was a Corvette was a shiny red Corvette yeah so I was like what you on the fucking take or something like how's a cop pulling up in a Corvette but this guy was like I'm not sure how long he's worked there but if an average 10 times a day he's telling people you got to go

So they got these Canadian people pulled up and got out of the car they're taking pictures too and you said something to them about something about us being famous Fucking around. No, no, I said security guard. They're not here to see the the amusement park to hear to get pictures with us. I told them We're fucking around Canadian people knew exactly who we were. They see that? They got it. He was not amused at anything. No, I get the fuck out of here. And like if you try to sneak in from the side because like there was a hole in the fence, but you could it's looks so marshy and shit and with bugs. How much would you be willing to slide into the security guards? Palm to get us in. What's your, what's your mac? You can assume he's making 11 bucks an hour.

We get in. What's your top? Unfettered. Like you'll call cash. You're letting us in. He's letting us in and we'll walk in. We promise we won't get her. We promise we'll come out.

You'll never, what do you ever know? How much much you how much you won the give him to let us in I do a thousand really I do a thousand. I wonder if you would have took it probably not now It's not worth a thousand Probably not no did you guys look see if there was any drone footage of the park somebody's had to I don't know How you get a drone over there though? You could do it from the side, but then that guy would hear it or see it And then you're gonna lose your drone How you get a drone over there now? Man, just a few. You could do it from the side, but then that guy would hear it or see it and he'd be like, I don't know, you don't. And then you're gonna lose your drone

as you would never get it back until, because the cops would have come in and rest you and we'll wait for the drone to come back. I'm gonna get it rest, you know. You're not allowed to supply a drone over private property, are you? I think you are. I mean, I've done it so many times.

I know that he's arrested me as of yet. I flew it over the Brooklyn Bridge, the cops are like, what are you doing? Is that you're drone? I was like, yeah, I'm just testing it out. They're like, all right, well, you can't do it. So you got to fly and bring it down. I was like, you got it. And I flew it for the 10 minutes. Brought it down. I don't think the guy on the off New Orleans was as friendly as the New York cops. This guy definitely was not. You definitely was not. I'm gonna love this shit.

Yeah, what's up? You know, it would be cool to walk around in, wouldn't it though? That would be awesome. Oh, that is cool, man. There was rumors of homeless people living in there, though. What happens if you roll up on a homeless crew? And wild boars. I don't think this is a drone. I think this guy's on foot because look, he goes look he's a gamer and he goes into the

gamer unless he's flying the drone in there yeah how do you get it out holy shit that's cool so they could they did get all the games out of there it's not exactly frozen from the day no no they got a lot of drone they got out some light fixtures and stuff if you want to do that sort of thing. A little scondent. About some copper, we could have ripped that copper. Yeah, like a bunch of crackheads. I can't sold that shit. It's a matter of getting them. Trying to disassemble the roller coaster belt. We got a fucking. We're not allowed to do this welding equipment The other thing that I noticed In New Orleans I hadn't seen it before I think it's just one for when he travels was a beautiful Perse little coin purse

You get a carry with it. I didn't know whether we're gonna mention this and now I tell you I want to spare him no Because that Mike got him a fancier one. It was it was it in New Orleans I had New Orleans like skulls on it and stuff. Yeah Yeah, you you guys can and like obviously I'm not Uncomfortable with my masculinity. I could wear a fucking pumps and a garter and pumps and a garter and a possible to and I'm still going to be the same guy. It doesn't matter. My wife gave me a little thing to hold my change in.

Right, but that's what she thinks of you, man. Like that's how she's like, you know, it's this or a fanny pack. I don't want them getting beaten up. So I just give them the purse. She's like, this motherfucker never up photos on the bed when we found him. Ha ha ha ha. Pinky Lawless. Yeah.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Your life's pinky Lawless. And I can never, I can't figure it out. I'm like, I'm like, is it, is it that simple that his wife was like, oh, here, put your money in this? For whatever reason. I told her that the guys, the guys are right at me about this thing he gave me

and she's like, why? It's wrong with them. Don't think anything better to do them worry about what your money is in. I was like, you know, you know, I said, you know what? I said, you know what? You know what I said, you know what? If Brian wasn't here and I pulled that out, Mike and Ming would have said nothing

I said but as soon as Brian's there then they feel like oh The spotlight's on somebody else so they they see they're like fresh meat. We're not taking it So they you know, so I it's like you know, I didn't care So you think their feeling was like self-preservation not not a true disappointment in a man who carries a woman's coin purse? I don't, yeah, I don't care what it was. I just wasn't, I wasn't gonna like let the, the taunt stop because I knew I could see that they enjoyed,

you know, not being in the barrel. Right, because they did get a lot. For 15 hours a day, on a three day trip. It took 20 hours each way. I did my best. Now, you know, I really, I thought it was hysterical that we were having a text meeting you on the way down.

And I was telling you that, you know, that we were gonna beat you there. You don't know you're on a plane. Oh, that was so fun. And I was so fucking annoyed. Because I flew down that day. That like you beat us literally by 10 seconds. Seconds I got to the counter.

The best part. Yeah, because me and Walter texted, I'm making fun of them for driving. I'm like, guys, I'm getting on a plane. That's fucking Alabama. Oh, whatever. And then they'll want like, what time do you get to the hotel? I said, like, 5'30s, like, oh, we're getting there 5. So I guess we be you

Tornace in the hair and I was like put that I was like but it doesn't track because I'm still in taking four hours to get down But I let it go and then I'm checking in and they walk up behind my heart Sanct when I heard your voice before I saw you and I was just like mother you have the as the approach I counter the biggest smile I saw you and I was just like, mother. You have there. As the approach I counter, the biggest smile. Yeah. Well, well, well. And then there was no talk of the tortoise and the hare.

Yeah, well. Because you were half way home by the time we left the goddamn amusement park. Well, yeah, I got a text like later to afternoon as it got home. And I'm like, we just got started basically. So we were it didn't time out correctly, but we're going to go to this place in Alabama, where all the luggage, all the lost luggage from the airlines, oh, that's right. Is brought to this. You make it.

Yeah, we did make it in time. We did not make it in time, but Walt called again. We're too famous. Walt calls up because we were recording it because he wants to ask if it's like 20 to 6, they close it to 6 and he's like, he wants to be like, can you stay open till 630 because we're almost there. From what I understand, the place is like a square block. It's a huge place. It's not like it's like the sash. Just lost luggage that they sell. Yeah, I don't know how they got this this contract, but they have the only people in the country who are allowed to sell a four-footed luggage. I mean, it must be like hangers and hangers and hangers at this shit.

be like hangers and hangers and hangers of this shit. Yeah, so, um, so Walt calls and he's like, uh, hey, can you stay open later? And she's like, I can't, the plan is once she says I can't, which we know she's going to say, he busts the comic bookman fame card so that she's like, I don't know, and I don't give a fuck clip. That's where we're hoping for. That's where we're hoping for, but then she knows about comic book men and then we're on the phone with her for 40 minutes. Oh my God.

Yeah, she could see it. And if we figured that, she's not allowed to hang up on anybody. Yeah. Yeah. We're throwing the stupidest questions. Like, if we're going to get there a little bit later, maybe 730. Could you, like you've already said no to 630,

but Walt's pushing it with 730. And all kinds of shit with like, we're asking her if we could stay at her place and she says no can she Book us a room with her credit card We don't have any credit anymore 40 minutes dude She was to another nicer in the South It's not an urban myth they are they they're slower. That's true No, they just go at like different different speed

Yeah, I can't you and but they're and they're definitely nicer though. Yeah They have a different way of life down there slower. It's nice. I think it's better. I can't take the tradeoff of slow for It's too slow, right? Yeah, I can't take it. But what about the traffic though? But you feel like here it's too slow But the traffic tradeoff would be nice right? Traffic open roads Well, it depends on where you live with that. And if you're living next to any kind of major city, it's just gonna be shitty traffic, too Yeah Depends on where you live with that and if you're living next to any kind of major city, it's just gonna be shitty traffic, too Yeah You wouldn't think about ever like just buying a farm and just going out there and forgetting about Not down south, but maybe the south like the southwest I would yeah, we'll kind of farm what you want

Not really like a cactus farm where I don't have to fucking do anything. I think you're thinking more of a ranch I don't want to roll that land, but you don't got to lie suck. And you had cattle. I would have like a cow when a goat and stuff. Oh, it's like on the on the sign, it can say cattle ranch and you just cross out those letters you don't need. So just this cat ranch and then you got a whole lot of cats running around all over the place. Yeah, I would like. Yeah. Cat Ranch. Nice cat ranch. I wrote the all of this temper and it sounds like a... It sounds like a...

It sounds like a... I guess wine telling your house. It sounds like one of those prostitution places though. A cat house. A cat ranch. Yeah, like... I wouldn't want a cat house, could you imagine running women for a living?

Jesus Christ. I know a guy who manages a strip club in Manhattan and he's like, it's the fucking worst. Because the thing is, the only way you can do it is if You're mean. Yes, you can't do it. If you've any shred of that dude, it wasn't HBO to look like he was a meanie who'd done us off Yeah, but you have to have a certain attitude where you're like I don't love you. He was like like a teddy bear. Yeah, they're on TV Okay, yeah, no, how we look pretend we like Mike and Ming on

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I need a little, yeah, like a little, like I just don't want to think about anything right now. I'm so depressed. I just want to see some, some tatas and stuff. Right, yeah. I don't want to get too graphic here in the script. I just want to, I just want to forget for a few minutes, you know, the horrors I just saw.

So I, you know, I could understand them being like like you got to carry on for the good of America. It was like USA, you know, yeah. She was like one of the comfort women of the Revolutionary War. You know, God. Daughters of something. Oh my God, is that my statue? That your statue, yeah.

I fucking forgot all I've even forgot I even bought that. Got a sweet statue out of it. Oh, yeah. Someone's making too much money. Fuckin forgot all I've even forgot I even bought that sweet statue out of it. Oh Someone's so much money I think You couldn't negotiate it down to a hundred bucks. I bet like that's a fucking $1,500 a $400 I understand cash on the barrel head And I won 200 bucks of that in the casino. I Just dogs and felt sick afterwards. Yeah, it says you don't this stuff. This guy has is fuck has too much money I think to be buying this Let's go back to the days where you were where you were handling my business for the right before you married this fucking guy. Yeah, what what?

You walk in remember how I fucked you like a beast the other night? No, we were playing. We were playing Wasp, it was, yeah, as naked pictures of us. Oh, it's better than even fucking real ladies. All right, here, you gotta come in here and look at it. You're discovering it all over again. Oh, I forgot about it. So you gotta describe it for listeners because they can't see it.

Well, for those who don't, you know, go online. You don't clean enough. You don't fuck his ass. How are they getting the show if they don't go online? Well, they don't want to get they don't go on on the social media. It is brass is it? Bronze statue of two prostitutes. Well, it's two women. Why the prostitutes? I know tomato tomato Well, oh, I don't you know why maybe that's some sort of like they got heels on what's that called that? You see her tongue she's got a tongue. I don't know this that why? Maybe that's some sort of like, um, they got heels on. What's that called? You see her tongue?

She's got a tongue. I don't know if you said she had a tongue there. I was, I was, I'm going to have to take pictures of this from different angles. Well, it's, what's it called? Connolingus. Connolingus statue.

I gotta tell you, I've seen a couple crutches in my day that look like that. You need to clean this, this, this, this rust and, it needs a little, what's this called?

What's that shit called? Bettina. But, but, describe to the listeners what you a little caught. What's this called? What's that shit called? Tina? You know, the pride. Describe to the listeners what you're seeing here. What are they sitting on? Magic? The sun's up, the sun's down. Oh, the sun's down.

I could have told you that. I mean, I thought she was a fucking lost. I know. All right. I thought she was a little pretty about talk to us. It's, dude, good luck on that sex life All right, what are we got here? She's like go jerk off until your friends about it Yeah, it definitely needs to be clean. This is this is without a doubt wasn't someone's yard Well, what what makes you want to buy it because like I said, it's a woman underneath

It's two women forming on another woman who's sitting on a stump. Yeah, she appears to be sitting on a stump up because that happens right People sit on fucking tree stumps and engage in this activity I mean it is a fantasy right because it's not real realistic. Well I mean I've seen women do this to each other. What I'm video there be like I said there be a life of fucking free. Yeah. This is. You disapprove of this.

I just don't see how anybody would put it in their house. You're not all idle you think? Is that your problem? No. I just feel it's just a little bit too Trashy You I think I look at this as uh What's trashy about this look? She's an ecstasy. She's feeling good. What's more important in life? That's a private moment at best if not

But somebody you know these guys aren't real right? You mean like that is not something that I would want to walk that makes me uncomfortable if I walk into someone's house And I see that. Oh, well yeah because you're not expecting it but if you're like okay but if you're expecting to see it like you know you're you're hanging out you and your girl and other girls are for your friends over drinking a little bit or not no we're not we're not some end heads all right well okay let's say that it's before eight o'clock when you two go to bed right okay and cue invites us over for like a dinner and that's on the table Yeah, I'm in I am my face is hitting the floor Yeah, like you walk in barris and I'm like oh God

You know what's really can I just someone just shoot me right now because I know that's good That's gonna be the topic conversation all the way home. Oh, I would think so I mean, I don't know what the fuck comes after that I mean the thing don't know what the fuck comes after that. It would be a topic I mean, the thing is like they're naked. Oh, please have that kind of Oh, they have heels on too. They have high heels. Yeah, okay. And but they're not prostitutes, right? Okay. Uh, no, they're just regular women. Um, but the tree stump is weird because if you want to do this, yeah, sitting on a rotting tree stump, probably moss and shit all over.

Well, I mean, even if you're not doing this, do you sit naked on a tree stump? Could I? Yeah, and have any level of comfort. And then throw into a fact now you got to perform. So somebody wants to blow me, I'm sitting naked on a tree stump. Yeah.

If someone happens upon that, they're like, that is 100% a troll. I didn't think they existed. And this is something I couldn't put for an admitment. Oh man. Oh man. First beast. They must be under a curse of Rumpel Stilskin.

She doesn't want to sleep for another 4,000 years. She's got that penis in her mouth. So she can stay awake. He's got a twig up his ass. Yeah, he's sitting or riding. I can't even tell. I saw this and we all started laughing and I thought, No, that's not true.

Nobody was laughing. Nobody was like, I think you saw it and you immediately were like, I want that. you were not laughing I'm not denying for a second. You're like isn't this funny and yes man Walt was like We were like look at that that's the fucking nuts. I just like it was a blanket on the stump. Oh, there's a blanket Yeah, this may have been sculpted from real life then I don't see any clothes anywhere. I'm telling you This is that part I like But I like the dead child better on it that was just sitting in the chair. I was like that. That was cool to that's fucking metal

That was metal. This isn't me and Deb came over and you had a dead Nothing not even bad at an eyelash. It's not even a topic He's not he's fucking Hollywood. You know, I'm not a fucking guy I didn't don't you get super offended at that thing of a kid pissing in the garden. Oh that could drive you Yeah, like when you this isn't gonna fight this is you're not the audience for this. Oh, exactly But who is other than you? Me and a lot of people this is erotica bro. Now I'm an erotica collector That's not porn scene. This is erotica bro, now I'm an erotica collector. That's not porn, see, this is classy.

Now what is it? What is it, can I ask you though, and all I see, no porn around. We gotta put this picture up, although I was people like, what the fuck are you guys talking about? Put it up now. We'll put it up before.

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Yeah. Your initial thoughts, like, what moves you about the piece? What are the words that come to mind when you see this piece? It's a question. Does a girl eat another girl? Yeah, I mean, what the fuck? I mean, yeah, but it's not an image, but it's not something that needs to be displayed.

She's due to something here that's not like us. So is it a so-so, so mom and dad come over? Another. Is your, is your smut piece on the fucking center piece of the table and mom and dad come over? No, it's not going to live in the center table. This is going to be in my personal office. Okay.

Is it locked the office at all times? It is actually. What the fuck? It's not like enriched uranium. Like why does he have to keep it away? Well, if his mom walked in, that would be horrible. I have a subscription to Playboy. That just sits on my my table.

Sexual being that if playboy is not the same. I'm not gonna have to accept it. shove it in their face. But a playboy now is just doesn't have the same connotations that it did. No, you know what this is like, you know, you bring a lady over. She's gonna see this. She's gonna know what she's gonna know what the business this is an office what and it's business time hey here's that's that how does that how does

that play parlay into that how does that she's gonna look at this guy she's gonna get this dude is a soup or I'm gonna be dismembered and put into a fucking barrel maybe the dead baby and maybe he'll save my and maybe he'll save my bits to fucking perform on I Home a least part of me is saved as a trophy There's some record that I was here. No really. What do you like when you first see it? You want to transport it to some of the state lines Yeah, no, so did well as a collector And how does the art piece? What is it? What are the words that come to mind? Give me three words that immediately pop in your head Well, what comes to mind is that I would say erotic already. Yeah, erotic.

Erotic. Really the reason I got it is so that people might fuck it. Yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna do it. I'm not a figure, but I'm gonna figure it out. I'm not working out, don't you worry about it. I've yet to meet a statue, I can't fuck. No, I think that people, my friends are gonna come in, the guys in the fire house come over and

They play some poker some manly stuff. Okay, so this is this is a bro's This is for some bro points. This is for some macho points people Did you no one's coming at that on my my statue? Yeah, you said you want people to be Dislapped you on the back and say some body things to you and Need that and tell you that you're the you're the man. Oh you fucking you get it just like that you I know you go like that What happens is the fire guy come over. They're like oh, we put out a fire the other day Put out a fire less. We could you get put out any fires lately check this

My Jackie dream and before you ask yeah, I fucked it before you ask? Yeah, I fucked it. Of course. Yeah, I'm getting three more. Mr. Tree, look number three Can you say righteous What were the other two already erotica erotica? Yeah entertaining sentimental Yeah, you think of sentiment now sentimental thoughts when you see that yeah, because we bought it together It's so now you're gonna associate me with it. Yeah

I'm maybe I'm maybe the one on the knees. That's fucking nuts the one on an easy We're on the trunk Not pictured is me behind a tree pictured is me behind a tree. Now what? That doesn't make me feel better about the piece. What would it at least pass muster with Deb if you go to the dinner party? That's me. That's me sucking Q stick.

That's not too late. I know it doesn't look like me, but that's me. But if I were me wearing Q stick and long hair, that would totally be me. And these two women are, they're physically perfect to represent taking good but unrealistic no unrealistic representation of the female form that's not like you but not the common not the common female form doesn't isn't like that would not a spec of imperfections. Is that what we call it? Yeah, it's weird that the sculptor wasn't like, let me put two fatties and each other out. That's bizarre.

I'm so sorry. Oh, let's see some realism. I'll give you a 50 for it. Yeah, the girl underneath is holding up the other one's stomach. She can see if she actually is a pussy. I mean, actually, I would buy that statue. I would rather have that statue. Right?

Now come on, we walked in this store, oh, he wants a 1,200, not 1,500. He wants a 1,200. Yep. Still, man. I did see you negotiating skills. You were hell bent to get it at a price. You were 100.

He's got a second career at the stash, you think? Absolutely. I mean, hopefully more like x-rated pieces come in while we've got these here. Because it seems that's the only thing that moves the needle Basic fantasy 15 could come in he wouldn't fucking barter down with such fucking Somebody brings in your as he did with this piece though. Somebody brings in an old collection of a wee magazine He's on it. He's your guy. I'm having I'm having my basement redone

And it's the house like we're up in right so they're taking down the walls and in the walls they found a penthouse, a cop, a shaved magazine and two women's panties. No, did you hide it? I remember every single one of those items going into the wall. So why did you hide it in the wall? Wait, what was it? It was a penthouse magazine. Mm-hmm. It was a shaved magazine. Now a shave, I'm assuming it means it's a it's a female magazine about no hair. You have to remember this was this magazine we're talking late 80s or 90s when

shaved was still TV. Yeah, that's how I had the curve. So that's why you're hitting it. You were the purve. Yeah, you were thought you said I could keep the other ones Or Harry pussy But if I got to throw the ones that's with ball pussy you be in a wall. No, no, where's the push? No No, no honey he does have some magazines. What Harry puts? He's okay This is your fault Why did you hide the magazine? No, because what happens is there was a slot there

behind the wall that I was able to hide things in, but sometimes they fell too far behind. And you just forgot about them? No, I couldn't get them. You just couldn't get them. But I'll rip in the wall open. So you knew one day your shame would be discovered? Wow, I'm not really ashamed.

How are you not ashamed? What are you talking about? Your parents rocked found no aisle now oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll just buy it. So you knew that like I knew the two magazines and the the two women's on the way were back there. Conquest trophies like wookie scops exactly except unlike Boba fed like an attached truck fuck that. Oh man trophies like like a like a driver license or something. No, not like like her panties. Oh That's where they're from. It was girl girls old panties. Yeah That's way weater than a shaved magazine. We should be did you ever see that movie where they were like they fucking hold up the panties

Approved that they that they fucked all the ones that they're now they're talking about that actually being a date right now you heard about ten bundes movie too yeah what you know panties trophies shame magazines yeah hidden rooms in the house that and the parents don't know about well whatever i'm just telling you man i've always been a sexual being yeah i mean there's no arguing it. So this makes sense. If he could fucking fit this statue behind the wall, it would probably do. So, so if the parents want to come over and take a tour of the house, will you hide the statue or you keep it in the office? I probably keep it there. Really?

Yeah, that's just something I just would not want to have. There's no reason to go in the conversation about seeing him like, what's that? You want the fuck to look like? Oh! Look at that broads pussy. He's a shaved mind. I told you I was a pioneer. Now, how much do you think is this an investment?

I mean, it's already paid off as far as I'm concerned. No, no, really. Like in the art world. Can you flip this and make a profit? That would be great if you brought it around to like a couple different dealers and tried to sell it. I didn't think about that, but maybe I should. This might be a fine on the level with the Prussian Kissing Devil's skull. Can you just wait here? It hates staying here.

Clear out some of that view of SKU SHIT. Wow. All right, well, thank you for transporting it for me. Oh, no worries. I didn't even know it was in the venue. I brought it in my room at night. I don't know why you steal it. It is. I think it's my room at night and it wasn't but you steal it it's beautiful it is to women in love dude there's nothing wrong with that come on now now that's interesting that's Freudian what's

that you think they're in love I believe why because look at why we should if you haven't seen the pictures yet this going look at the pictures if you haven't seen them you know put him up on Twitter. This passion here. Okay, there's a big difference between passion and love, though. No, but I think they really care about each other. She is. You said love.

Now you're walking it back, it sounds like. I don't know, I stand by it. I think they're in love. Look at how face. Like she isn't, but the one who's getting it isn't even touching the other one She's got a hand in her hair. Oh, is that a hand? Yeah, okay I thought that was a tree stump. There was more more branches or something. She's caressing her lover's scalp

Yeah, I guess they're out in the middle of the woods is because they can't show this at home Yeah, there you go man. That makes it even hotter. We know what it's probably real or because that's what real art does. It makes people see different things. And they're right. Yeah. Just submerge it in a fish tank full of piss and you'll be an artist. Well, you know, we could do is I'm sure we could just make miniature versions of it and sell them. I would. We did that with the Prussian mini. We did a double skull and we still can we turn to a profit on that one? Can we use that skull as one of their heads and repurpose them? Like if they both have crushing double heads? I don't think anything will help that. I am not surprised by your reaction, Walt, but I. I'm not surprised by your reaction, but, but I I'm not surprised by your reaction, but I am I

Guess that's the end of the sentence Guys carries a fucking woman's change personally. I'm worried you need to know you get it right Brian He's always gotten you know, yeah, we get each other. Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna rename that that woman We got each other. You know what, I'm gonna rename that woman. Like, on a knees bribe. Brian and Brian. I always be prepped. I always knew it was Brian.

I knew it was never me. And the other listeners knew it was Brian too. That's why I didn't give a fuck when he said it. It's always been Brian. So then when you go to the party, you can be like, that's not that bright. From the fuck, I don't believe at each other. That is what you've been fucking proud of.

And he's a bit of a sump. party you can be like this one. From the fuck you're all with you, but each other, that is what you've been fucking about and these are from a cell. I'm just gonna put these in there. Oh man. Ah, I'm gonna clean that up. How do you clean that up? They have breasts, bris cleaning. Why do you think the owner of it, at the shop didn't clean it up?

I think that that patina is kind of... He's like, just knocked off $800 for the six. Now didn't clean it up. I think that that patina is just knocked off 800 dollars for the system. But why did they put it on display without being cleaned up? This is shit sells itself. I think it also like it makes it seem like it's older, right? Right. Now, but it's all honesty. Right. How long does that piece stay there if Q doesn't buy it? If how long do you think? Maybe forever. Maybe forever. It's possible.

I mean, they had a lot of stuff. Man. Look, not everyone is as forward thinking as guys like me and you know. Yes. Yeah. A bunch of Bible thumpers going in there. Walt was trying to shut the place down.

I heard about Berber Street. I know it's just crazy though. We went in one day, we went back the next day. He said they're not leaflets. I mean, I'll always have the story. You know, I know it's just crazy though. We went in one day, we went back the next day, so I'm gonna not leaflets. I mean, I'll always have the story. You know, I'll always look at that and think of the three of us and Mike and Ming walk it out while Mike.

You guys just changed topics for a second. Excited about pet cemetery? I think you mentioned this last time you were here. I can't fucking wait. I you are excited about this movie. I am as excited for this as I am out time you're here. I can't fucking wait. I you are excited I am excited for this is I am out of engines and game. I can't spas are wait. Why because I love it's my favorite Stephen King Book of one of one of the I thought the shootest was dark dark towers, but this is Aside from that. This is my favorite. Like do they still come shoot is like professionally their shoot is right?

Aside from dark tower the Dark Tower series, but this Pet Terrorist Hairs, like, I love the book, and I love the first movie. That trailer looks like it's intense. It's crazy, man, I'm excited. How could you be more excited for Pet Cemetery than the Avengers? Let me tell you.

How? How? I just don't understand that. I could see Brian, Brian, I understand, but not you, I mean, your comics.. I can see Brian. Brian, I understand, but not you. I mean, you're comics. I'm excited about Avengers. I'm not excited, but it's something about Pet Semitari.

He's always fucking done it for me. What about Godzilla King of Monsters? That way it dilutes. Trailer is crazy. Oh my god. It makes me fucking horny. Oh yeah? For monsters.

I want to go out in the woods and stop. Like, like, King G. Warthor out for three hits. Warthor. For monsters Make those wings Tint rolls All over my face Performing a little mini opera little things Who is gonna be awesome yeah, it's but so you know, I'm not a Steven King fan I am not like so I mean I I appreciate the guys work

I read a few books, but I've never been a guy who's been all so I'm not a Steve movie fan at all Yeah, so as long as he doesn't have much to do with it never been the guy who's been all in movie fan at all. So as long as he doesn't have much to do with it. Yeah. Oh, we watched the original pet cemetery. Original, but we want to like to do it. You have to do it. He wrote the script.

He wrote the script for that. Well, actually, it was not that bad. I love the original pets. Yeah, man, that movie disturbed me as a child. I'm about to say him. I'm excited about you. God, what? that trailer looks like shit. It's big, bro. What are you talking about? It's like so much. I know this fucking company man. He's got a

kiss shazam's ball. I don't know. He's a work for Warner Brothers. I saw shazam somewhere in public and the fuck? What the hell? It's a conspiracy theory. What? You didn't you like meet somebody from Wonder Woman. We did a commercial Defending you No, but I wouldn't sit here and be like I'm looking forward to it if I wasn't looking forward when I was out in San Diego I've never lied about a movie well, we're out We're out in San Diego remember I told you we we're at that dinner and I was we were all the ants There was a meetup and everybody got kicked out where was I am crew in San Diego the the I was am production No, you weren't there. I told you a shazam. Oh, yeah, yeah, they came in and go and pay your bills Even though like we're only halfway done with dinner

That's why I refused to see she's I understand that. That plus some pride it got hurt. Yeah, I'm very proud person. Yeah, I understand that. I mean, he's very nice. We shot a commercial with him. He was great. I've heard it's gotten some good reviews. Yeah, people are saying that.

Yeah, you don't like the concept of big meat superman? No, I'm just fucking around because of that. Because they shit on the restaurant. I don't know if I, is that the one with the kid's a crippled kid who had a line in the trailer right isn't there a crippled kid in the trailer They're in a convenience store. No, I'm trying to pick up a Good, crippled so good. They didn't build the railroads dude. They yeah Oh crippled is not a word you can use anywhere. I'm for you can use it every word you want I don't do that's gonna get you thrown out a pitch for us

but I think people are gonna be like, come on man. Really what's the word? Is it disabled, is better work? I didn't think crippled with it. But you're about to put that song, crippled pre. You drag it, you're lame. Remember that song for the 60s? Yeah, I don't.

A couple of creeps? What do we talk about? Yeah, it's, oh, it wasn't somebody to cripple anymore. I think it's about it. Can you be like, is that cripple over there? Yeah, we've got a creek, dude. What? He took crippled creeps, but I guess the stream of cripples. Can you be like that cripple over there? You can be like that cripple over there. You can be like that cripple over there. You can be like that cripple over there. You can be like that cripple over there.

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Crippled Creek. Oh, it's not. Oh, it's not. Has nothing to do with being disabled. No, it's a. It's a. It's a city in Colorado. Oh, okay. All right.

You know, I got to listen to the words better then. Or at all. I've been singing along for a long time. Oh, come on. You're never a big big guilty that queue singing for a long time for decades And then you realize it's not the words and you're shocked that constantly happens and then it makes you feel like like you're Smarter all of a sudden when you figure out that you've been singing the words. Yeah, that's a good way to look at it Because I'd be like I'm so fucking stupid for all those years thinking it was this Just like now I'm smarter. I'm more knowledgeable smarter. It was a half trash half glass empty effect positive yeah I guess so yeah I mean it's not

something I would go around bragging to people I guess how much smarter I am I just figured out it's crippled not crippled what do you mean like I don't have the time to sing the song dude it's not creative no the band the band oh yes I'm sure I'm sure no one is familiar with what we're talking about. Hey, you know what movie I do wanna see though, based solely on the trailer is the Joker movie. Oh, it looks so. Troy sent it to me,

and I normally don't give a shit about comic book movies obviously, but I'm like that looks pretty cool. Looks dark, oh, and it does make you feel like is he gonna be a sympathetic character? He keeps getting bullied? Well, I'm sure that a lot of bad people when their adults you if you trace back there the reason they became bad people is because they had some pretty horrible upbringing. Oh yeah I mean every serial

killer ever pretty much. I bet you not everyone. Not of course not a lot of a lot of mothers responsible for those serial killers Stephen King Writer of the novel Matt Greenberg wrote the story and it has two directors. That's always a little like Yeah, get your little nervous. What else is this guy written? Let's see he wrote 1408 He wrote some masters of heart. He's written a lot of horrors shit H2O prophecy to In the 90s though, it's the one with the prophecy with Christopher walk. I was thinking about the awesome one Mutant bear the bear man Not the bear man, but

Yeah, so Puts Cemetery Joker looks pretty cool. No, you said that Scorsese, what does he have to do with Joker? He produced it or exactly produced it. He produced it in 2019. I have 10 tickets to go see Pet Settlementary in the morning. I'm taking my crew from Petville,

Joker's. Get the fuck out of here, really? Oh, it comes out tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow. So you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, Todd Phillips wrote and directed it. The entire crew you're taking out.

Well, I bought 10 tickets. Knowing I'm going to go to set tomorrow and be like, I got 10 tickets, anybody want to come? If other people want to come, then I just buy. I choose that. Oh, okay, you're not going to just, it's not like some sort of raffle or anything. No, whoever wants to come. I'll pay for that. It's whoever wins. Take it, whoever loses.

Just say, what does the director do? Like when he's like, well, guys, we've got a shoot. We're not. No, I have seen the shoots over. Oh, okay I'm Brian Quinn Director Guess how do you but if you have tickets for the movie at a certain time? You're really making the schedule you know they get me like four hours a day. That's it. I'm done

How about um going back to the statue? We always are we always need ideas for patreon shirts Boom statue. Oh that would never so No, you don't have to say anybody bought it nobody could wear it. Oh, yeah, you're making the shirt I would wear it. Nobody could wear that way. Can you wear that in public anywhere you want? No way you know it on you guys don't understand fucking commerce. So wait. Oh, yeah porn is such a fucking Failing yeah, but nobody fucking wears it on their fucking forehead though Then I don't have to there'll be a bit you wear t-shirts on your forehead

I mean, but that's putting like a billboard sign on there of two that I like pussy. Yeah, good Brian What the fuck did that mean? Yeah, good. What is that? I want people to know he loves plastic, man. This is Brian and Brian. Yeah. Brian and Brian, yeah, six non-alosie. They're like, wait, wait, wait. I mean, you guys cannot be in charge of fucking green lighting shirts. If you're going to be fucking green lighting, something that ridiculous and expect people to buy it. What am I, what love under it. Oh, we do it in the heart.

Oh, I'm making that church for me and you. What if we pixel it out though? The entire thing's pixelated. Then they could wear it. Redacted. Oh, man, I mean, it wouldn't be, but it wouldn't be appropriate to wear in public for the most part. However You know depending on who's wearing it is who catches shit for it, right?

Like I walk into a chain restaurant I go in the chillies or whatever and I wear in that shirt somebody might say something But if a female walks in wearing that you can't say shit Because they're good because they might they might ask her to leave. And she's like, what? Like is it, cause that cell phone camera? You know, if I'm a friendlies, I don't really don't want to see that. I don't think that's an appropriate attire for friendlies.

So who are you with? My family. Okay, you're not by yourself. My friendlies? I would go to friendlies for myself, but I haven't, I said, yeah. I haven't had the pleasure to do it. But I would, I would, I wouldn't make a scene. I would had the pleasure to do it. But I wouldn't make a scene.

I would just go up to the manager. I'd be like, can you? Rest, I'll leave you with that shirt. Why? Why are we whispering? Because I don't want her to know. Did I ask her to leave? I want you to be the back.

Just a little period of fucking rap. You're so sure. I don't want to be the jerk. I want you to be the jerk. But you understand, even by suggesting that you already are the jerk, why don't you to be a jerk. I want you to be a jerk. But you understand even by suggesting that you already are the jerk. Why don't you just go all out? I like you. Sure.

Personally, I think it's pretty hot. You don't. Look, I said this to my friends. That's not love. That's not real love. What they're doing. They're forced to do that. They think they're love. First of all, they're hookers. How could they even do what love feels like? Not in any real way. Thank you. Yeah, thanks. Just gonna go back to my table now. Whatever you do, don't tell her to take it off, because then they'll see the real thing and there's nothing dirtier than this. So we're out. We got a problem here. We got a, we're in a pickle, bro. It hasn't closed the frame. Yeah. Yeah. I would pay to see that conversation. Just to watch his face All right, so it's not a big hit for you. Well It's it's not a big hit for me, but that doesn't matter. It's all that matters is that it's a big hit for you and it is

That's And it better be a big hit for anyone who visits your house and sees it, otherwise they ain't coming back. I'm gonna fuck out of my house. No, fuck out, fuck out. Is how, how much of a bummer is it if somebody does say something, if someone like goes like, wow, that's a really weird choice of decor.

I accept that as an as a as an enjoyable outcome And you're and they're just like what was gonna shame him. He doesn't give a fuck I mean You wouldn't you wouldn't hold it against someone for being honest and being like that. I mean that's it I'm gonna hold it in the most no no no just anybody who comes over like are you gonna like? I guess in my house comes in and starts getting just at the contents of my house. I'm just making some comments. We got to get quick.

That's how you do it. Wait a class up the joint queue. Let's stop the like that. All the passive aggressors. Yeah. And they say something like that. Do you hold it against them? Or are you, you do?

So you're that type of person. Well, it depends on the friend and how they say it. Let me say it. All right, look, if it's one of my, like one of the firehouse guys that come in the bus the friend and how they say it. Let me say it. All right look If it's one of my got like one of the firehouse guys are coming the bus on my balls. I love it I accept it if say my friend comes over and his spouses with them or her spouses with him and and they drop it And I fail you know this person are they not getting an invite back? You

What if it's like somebody a higher hired worker at your house like he's like doing wallpaper? I can't be honest with you. Yeah, right. I'm not even kidding. I'm fired. They can be honest. Why can't people be honest about you holding against them against their their their their ability to be honest but that doesn't mean that they can't do these little consequences for honesty. Yeah but I mean to say now. The wallpaper guy is giving me shit. He doesn't like it. He shouldn't have to work in that kind of environment. And don't he doesn't have to. He doesn't have to work in that kind of environment. Then don't. He doesn't have to.

He doesn't have to work here. What if it's a home decorator you call her in and she feels that's threatening? Well then we're not a good match. So I have to find a different decorator. Okay. But you don't hold it against her. No, no, I don't expect to be everybody's first off. He's got that in there. You're not even considering a female decorator gonna get a gay guy to come in and decorate that place to the fucking

Nine's because he's gonna see that and he's gonna fucking get it. Yeah, I guess like fuck. I'm straight all of suddenly This could be the cure I think that's gotta revol revolving door there turning. That's the cure. That's the cure for being classy. That's the only cure it is. Don't I read I thought I read somewhere that Jersey's trying to walk back the lawn conversion therapy.

I was like, what the fucking world am I living in? What do you mean? The there was like a anti like you know, religious people try to do the gay conversion ship. New Jersey had a lot against it, right? And I think there's some religious, so I thought I read this not too long. Trying to get that. Hey, hey, yeah, the, yeah, this was February 21st, 2019, a religious group wants the Supreme Court to overturn New Jersey's ban on gay conversion therapy. Licensed therapists have been prohibited since 2013 from engaging in conversion therapy and attempt to change a child's gender identity or their

sexual orientation from gay to straight. They pass the fuck in rule blah blah blah. has to fucking rule blah blah blah. And then a ruling in June struck down portions of a California law that required pregnancy. What the fuck does Hunter do with anything? I think basically they're trying to sue saying that, saying that the state has no right to step in with private therapy. But it's for kids and that's a good point.

That is a good point. Good point, but you're talking about wacko fuckheads. Yeah. More like my son's gay. I'm now gonna fucking try to convert him instead of just being like, who gives a shit? Yeah. Maybe someday they'll make a statue

him blowing some dude on a tree stump. Oh, yeah. And then it'll be artsy. Yeah. Classy. That's a sticky wicket because I do agree that the government should I don't I don't I feel like I'm gonna Should I be so little saying things almost none? Yeah, almost everything up so far. Why the fuck do we keep? I don't know

I don't know People and people are assholes, so it's like you you want to give assholes the ability to fucking Tell you how they fucking do things Mm-hmm for the most part, but of course I do agree with things like, you know, fucking hate laws and stuff like that. So I don't know. Listen to this shit. In 2015, a jury found a nonprofit group that provides gay to straight conversion therapy

was guilty of consumer fraud for promising clients they could overcome their sexual urges by addressing and front of other men and pummeling an effigy of their mothers. What? I guess you're like, you take off all your clothes in front of other guys and then you beat the shit out of a stuffed doll that kind of looks like your mom. How does that?

Steer crow or something and then suddenly you're like, I guess I don't want to suck dicks anymore. That seems to, I mean I guess that's why I think I've busted. I don't understand the seems to, I mean, I guess that's why I think I busted. I don't understand the correlation. Well, I guess, well, they blame it on their moms being gay.

Like, that's what they were fun guilty of. Yeah, but I guess I think it's because like, I guess maybe they're saying like their mother, like they overmothered them or something. Well, I think a lot of things do come back to that fucked up your mother. I fucked up your mother. I know shit, Trilla.

Fucking Pam. Why a fringe group has helped that? Yeah, I mean, I mean, there's definitely no flies in the face of everything else, right? Like all the inclusion shit, you can't say this, you can't say that, you can't do this, and you can't do that, and then it's like, but like, how is it that you can give a kid fucking hormones and then it's like, but like, how is it that you can give a kid fucking

hormones? And then at the same time, also try to turn like the send them someplace to not be gay. It makes no sense any of the shit. It doesn't make a lot of sense. It makes no sense. But I've given up on the world making a sense. I don't want to be care anymore. So I've been cared for years. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Well, there's nothing you can do. There's nothing you can do. There's nothing I can do. I want the world to be what people want it to be. Do it.

Do what everyone. Just do it. Just anyone used that yet. Maybe we could use it. Trust do it. I think there was a sneaker company. I think it was Puma. Yeah.

He said that. Or British Knights. British Knights. Oh, that's a sneaker company. I think it was Puma. Yeah, I said that. Or British Knights. British Knights. Oh, that's a fun call back. I like your... The BKs. The Boltz dash really worked. I'm waiting for, I'm waiting for, like that.

I'm waiting for an... I was in the Lading moment. Looking for the button. Yeah, I'm waiting for it. I'm staying on the synth, synth, synth, the Lading moment. Oh, this is the end, they're wrapping up. They're just ended like that. You don't want to end it on a high note. You don't want to end it on a... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, This has been a production of SmartCo Internet Radio.

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