Tell Em Steve-Dave - #404: Romancing the Stone

Episode Date: April 15, 2019

Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration

I want these pieces of shit cars next time I fucking celebrity car. This is celebrity running weird. It's just so weird to just all of a sudden just appear nude. You could be sterilized. I'm not even kidding. with Walt and I'm here with Q. What? And I'm here with big old fat kidney stone Q. Yeah. What happened? Well, say Friday, Tuesday. Tuesday has some like,

Is it like, is your text? And you never mention it. No. We're going back and forth joking. Like, the old day and you have never like, Yeah, no, I'm not a complainer. About certain things. Yeah, I'm not a complainer. You're one thing me and you are my friend.

We're complaining. Oh, can you believe this? It did make me think that like Tuesday, I had like this pain in my lower back and like across the front, like right below my stomach. And that had happened the same day that Murray's thing, the awakened thing, we were supposed to go to that we went to. I had a kid in stone that day too, but it passed. Oh, so this is a multiple stone? There's a second one. There's a second one. And Tuesday, it was like painful, but I was like,

what the fuck? It feels like that, but then it went away. And then yesterday, the before Wednesday, it's like, well into the afternoon and that pain came back and I'm like, shit, all right, let me just hang out, let it go away and never went away. It just increased to a point where like, cause I don't wanna go to the fucking hospital. I don't wanna go to the ER.

What are you gonna do? So I went to the ER, cause at that point, I'm like, is something gonna explode? So I went to the yard because I like at that point I'm like Is something gonna explode like it fucking really hurt So I went there and they put me in the ER and as I'm thinking about I was thinking about like Alan deadwood when he ate their piss pot I'm sitting there with they gave me Tor doll which is like strong Thailand all or something How do you tell them that you can't like That you got a history and you don't want to take something really strong.. Now do you tell them that you can't, like, that you got a history

and you don't want to take something really strong? I absolutely do not tell them that. I'm kidding me. I took the tortell, which is non-narcotic, and it was like an hour. So why don't you just say, I need, okay, you're being serious, you would take in stronger pain medicine.

Oh, I did, I had to. Oh, you had to. Yeah, I had to. I waited about an hour with a non-narcotic stuff and it just wasn't cutting it. And then they gave me morphine. Oh, morphine drip? No, it was just like a shot right into the...

To get you. Yeah, they were like in my chest, like in adrenaline shot. And now, like right into the IV thing, it's a really small little bottle. But you do feel that like flush. A blanket of comfort. Yeah, and it did make the pingo way, but I didn't feel like higher anything.

Probably because I could add to attack the pain first, I guess, because it fucking really hurt. And then they, I say it's like corn and birth. That's the doctor. The doctors said that women who come in, many of them will say the kidney stone was way more painful than you know.

So you know what it's like now, to feel the pain of someone on it. Is there anything got nothing on me? I don't want to hear about your baby pains. Yeah. Does morphine feel like different from, like how's weed in morphine? Different. Um, weed I think it gives you a certain goofy head high where, um,

where you feel relaxed, but for me opiates anyway like it's everything's okay. Any of the like with weed you can still get paranoid sometimes or yeah, you know like you'll feel on edge But like with an opiate I feel like it just like literally washes every problem. Why temporarily until you're like oh my god I ran I sling boxes I'm fine. Yeah, but um, but there's a rash of kidney stones going around my mom's It's an epidemic friend is dealing with it right now. Get them just past how many do you just pass recently? Get them like a gravel pit. Yeah, it's all crystallization over here in in the mom with county Q You may walk out of here with a kidney stone

No, no, we'll cause I don't, get them like calcification and shit. There's a couple of different reasons. They say too much protein. Too much protein. Too much protein. Yeah, Mary Beth would have tons of that. What? What?

What? Do you think, because I drink, I pretty much drink tea. From the second I get up, cold or high. Cold iced tea, but it is all day. I love it. I just love it. What's the brand? Oh no, I have a machine home. I make it. Oh, it's your home brew. Home brew and then when I get the set, it's pure leaf. It's $30 on Amazon.

That is on brewery. All over the place. It's a very cheap, over here. It's a fucking... Because of how do you say you have your own little recipe for your tea? No, I just take a couple of libtons, I throw them in the... What it does, it's just a subitle, you get a pitcher, fill it with ice, put it down, and then it just goes over it, and it superes what, it throws it over tea bags-bags that trips into it onto the ice

And the T-bags are keeping away the the kidney stones gonna be I wonder if that's what this caffeine is a diuretic so it should help in flushing the system out Right caffeine. Yeah, it's a diuretic I do pee a lot as well. When I go to the Irish it was cold Oh, you know what he would love to there's not the more the man loves to do than to Tell you tell you what's wrong you know you has no fucking idea I'm not even asked

The word stoic was thrown around though who the doctor said I was stoic in my approach really how so what you said a lot of people Well like all you had a female doubled over. Yeah, do you have to show or everything? I begged I was like you probably need to see it right? Do you know enough around do you need to show your new body? No, no, no That's why I'll be terrified. I'd be like I don't want to go to the doctor I like I got a female doctor and I have to strip down naked. Why? I don't know I love it. I'll be like check it out. Man. It's only what God gave me God was generous

She's like ill you're 51 I would want to do it if I was a guy doctor, but if it was a female doctor, I would I would leave I would be like I can't do this. I'm telling you if you felt that you're not leaving. You'd be like, I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. Don't care. When I got my knee done, they're then they're looking at your weiner the whole time. Die, is alright, why is that?

Why, why do they look at that for? Look at your knee. Well, because even near where you got to like navigate. Well, I think because like everything's sterile so you can't have any closons, you just have the gown and they just push it up, you know, to Because we don't have to push it up that much Yeah, they went higher than you then they need to I'm I opinion again that's what

I want to see Walt's hospital where it's your modesty is that a sold and air-sister Modesty I can now hand made in sound It's it's I guess it's one of those like hang ups. It's not definitely not modestly. It's just like one of my, my tics. Huh. That you don't like, you don't like the idea of somebody. No.

When you got married, was it like a big deal to jump like a, what did you change behind a curtain and shit? Hahaha. Come on out, you know. No, of course not. What did you change behind a curtain and shit? Come on out. Now, of course, that was that was the woman you're married to. I'm talking about like strangers. It's just so weird to just all of a sudden, just the peer nude in front of the stranger.

Hey, tap it. I don't know why he's using the antletones. Everybody says crossing guard get away from the school. Yeah, that's not something that bothers me. I mean, I don't get off on like if somebody was looking through the window I wouldn't be like oh, yeah, that does it for me But I also like if like somebody happened to see me through a window or something it wouldn't do anything for me But it wouldn't make you a guest. Yeah, I really wouldn't care. You wouldn't want that person arrested. They're walking by, they see me naked.

I'm like, how dare you! I thought they were going out of their way to see you. My stars. Like they were hiding in it. It's everywhere. Did you, it's in the truth. It's like right next to the window. Have you watched any of what we do in the shadows?

The series? No, I heard it's good though. It's pretty good. And there's some good peeping Tom, I heard it's good though. It's pretty good. Yeah. And there's some good peeping ton. Like, yeah, it's pretty fun. There was one moment that I was laughing so hard and I was like, he would love this.

It's pretty, it's not, it's, it's good. It's got a lot of room to grow. There was, takes place on Stan Island? Oh yeah. Yeah, it's Stan Island. The movie is really good. Well, he's really good. And this, this premise of this is the vampires

were sent to the new world to take it over in 200 years later. They just live in a house on Staten Island. It's pretty great. Yeah, they use real streets from Staten Island and stuff like that. It's you know why I think that like guys like us our age and what we what we didn't go through make us the way we are is that like we didn't serve. Like guys in the service, we see everything in anybody and that doesn't matter. Like we're just so sheltered. And you know, we didn't have to go through that kind of experience.

That's why we were so like. We had our own World War that would have been like the high school showers. We were the last generation pretty much. We were like, you have to get naked with a bunch of guys. Yeah, because I think my brothers were like it had ended by a time they were graduating high school. Yeah, where the showers were in the building, but we didn't use them. If everybody's doing it, that's one thing. But if no one's doing this three dudes in there, you're like One of the captain of football team. You're like what is going on over there? I would I would use it if for basketball like basketball practice because you got so sweaty between like classes and shit that it's like you kind of had to

Otherwise because I'm a sweaty sweaty guy like I'm outside of running around or whatever Yeah, I'm gonna get all sweaty. Um, I would feel I think I feel worse for the person looking at me Then you know, it's like I'm not fucking going back to see me naked. Yeah, it's like doctors Yeah, doctors got to see all sorts of stuff all day long, right, but you must be difficult But you I yeah really can't help with the like if you have a female doctor and they need to see your cock, you're just like, oh yeah, you can do it. You got to do it, but in your mind, like, what doctor? And I'm looking at these boobs.

Like there's going to be some not every boobs, not every one. But that's a little bit of pleasure. As a professional though, like they can just be all the same across the board. I think they can just something they could turn it off. Yeah, I couldn't do that. I have to because like what if you're what if you're a boob doctor in LA? Uh-huh. And then you go home like to get tired of your wife's boob,

and you look at them like what if you're a kind ofologist? Like does the vagina lose all mystery for you? Depends on how great your partner is, right? Right. Because you probably see like you heard this Disaster areas working in a candy shop right truck effect or truck a shop You don't want to once you work there too long. You don't you don't want to taste any more chocolate Yeah, I didn't watch a movie for 10 years after I worked the blog post video. Yeah, yeah really now of course

Yeah, that doesn't make sense, you know. You know, you get surrounded by something 24-7, you just don't want to look at it anymore. So I don't laugh anymore, Walt. You're done? I can't hear it. I'm American, can laugh. I'll be the sad clown.

So fucking sad, everyone, the joke on this. Oh, yeah, you came armed with something you haven't seen in a few years a fidget spinner, but she'd like a dollar sign. It does it does look like the fidget spinner your above average income. Yeah, that would have been a double digit spinner. Yeah. I just I just used it in a corner somewhere. So you tried like a plastic one that you know I just like say to use it in a corner somewhere. So you tried like a plastic one that, you know, it looked real cheap, but that one looks like a quality.

Yeah. So you paid a couple hundred for it. I found it really in a corner. And I wanted to make it. I was gonna claim it was my new. Yeah, it hasn't gotten to that point yet though. Or like, do you, like has, has items that you wanna purchase have have they lost have you lost the

ability to kind of see a value on them. Oh realistic value like somebody was like that fidget spenders a hundred dollars you're like oh I like that and I must be worth out or like this or how is that has that set in yet. Like that all your success. That like a hundred dollar level. Yeah. I probably blew past that. Yeah. You blew past that already. I think I blew I just thought you were 400 bucks on a fucking No, I think start yet like I lost 500 bucks scamming like Maybe four or five months. I don't want to fail sick to my stomach. I could probably weather it

But I made me really upset So I but I did it made me really upset So I think I got $100. I'm $100 level is probably what $25 used to be if that makes sense still Yeah, I make 12, you know, but I'll buy the stupid fidget spending to make my friends last Worst at you No, I've jerked off over that like four times already, huh? Yeah, I keep calling the woman on her knees I showed Mary Beth the picture and I was like, you know, I've jerked off all the time. Already. Yeah, I keep calling the woman on her knees. That's fantastic. I showed Mary Beth the picture and I was like, you know, I bring this home and I put it

up on the mantle. What are you saying? And she's like, well, if I can have a matching one with a guy sucking another guy's dick and he's like, I was like, you know I'd accept that challenge. Absolutely. I would invite it definitely. So that was her answer? Yeah. And that neutralized it

I'm sure there is there has to be Right, there's a market somebody sculpting one right now What do I just type in homo erotic brown statue? I could go either way Oh, oh this plenty Yeah, there's no you got you got you want that yours, bud. Yeah, no problem. That is no police am I erotic collection. No, you don't like to, dude. I mean, I don't mind it. It's just not for me. What about like a real R2 thing? Like a like a David statue David statue wall can you can you do like a

Michelangelo yeah versus like two guys like David like Michelangelo like yeah what do you think I goes back to because obviously everything goes back to when you're a kid right like what happened that you're like I don't want to be naked in front of people you're just not sure. Yeah. Is there my three uncles throw me on the ground of tearing my clothes off? I think most people are like that though. I don't think most people are okay with being for no reason, like for, not for no reason, but for any reason having to like all of a sudden get naked in front of a stranger, whether it's a medical thing or for, right? Yeah, I mean, or for acting role. I would imagine like for most people, not everybody, I'm sure there's

some voyeuristic and exhibitionist out there. I didn't say that you did. I just assumed you're going to say it. I think most people would have a little bit of, it'd be uncomfortable. But, I mean, not just seeing you, but like the monkeys thing that you talked about where it always made you feel weird, the monkeys in the tub, or more recently as an adult, the plywood cut out of the kid pissing in,

you were outwitched. Like, you don't like nudity in public at all. In public? No, I think that it's a personal private kind of like Times Square where some of the women body paint and shit appropriate or inappropriate. Apparently I guess it's appropriate because it's allowed to go on you know but I think you should be able to go to Times Square without seeing painted people. Because what's the stop you from painting a cocktail right? Right. I mean, you mean like that, you don't approve that. Let me see this.

Make sure me and time square with the... I mean, honestly, I don't care. But I can see that if people have families and shit and they're like bringing their kids around and there's... Because there's no control over it, right? Anybody can go there and do it. Well, if we got this as New York City now, anything's accessible.

Anything is acceptable in the streets these days. I guess if you're going to New York City and you're going to bring your kids, then you have to put that consideration in there that that might happen. And so I think people are most people are okay with it. I don't think anybody's gonna walk in stunned. Right.

Well, you got the naked cowboy guy, who's not really naked, but, you know, places underwear. And that was a naked cow girl who was like a real old lady, I believe. So what's the prognosis for? Yeah, prognosis for, they're like, here's some medicine, take this shit and drink iced tea.

Yeah, drink all the iced tea. Home brew, preferably. You drink iced tea all the time, you stop drinking iced tea? Yeah, I don't really drink iced tea, they're not sure anymore. Just water pretty much or cranberry juice. Start getting on the tea. You know, he told me to get off the tea. Yeah, because the last one that he was like, do you drink a lot of tea? And I said, yeah, he's really, really, really, really good. We were just talking about drinking on the tea.

The caffeine, they say the caffeine helped him. Well, you know, in the room, we have a lot of here. Where was this information? I don't know. I'm not. You're one more female. No, I wish. What are you on? No, nothing. So T cause ibuprofen, those big 600 horsepower ibuprofen.

I don't really do much. It's great for your liver. Yeah, really. He told, yeah, he was like, well, I guess it's a certain type of stone that develops when you drink too much tea, but if it's not, are you out of where you had a commission for anything below the belt with this? Oh, if it hurts. Like, I mean, if it's, that baby, like, how do you break the news to a healthy young 24 year old girlfriend that like her man is maybe out of commission for months with this stone.

Is it a widely showing her this? She was the idea. How do you how do you break the news to her like you have to be seeing the sunlight for a while? No, I mean, she was there, but I'm not out of commission for months. She was like, it might take a couple days for it to pass and that'll be it. What if it does it could it could stretch into weeks though? I guess possibly a good so she she's like

She's aware that a man She's gonna have issues from time to time with with medical right. She's I can't even believe you're still So a stone does not really shock me So do you have the doctor explain her to you just tell her like she was there She's in the yard so The doctors has explained all I cared about was leaving. That's all I care about is not staying overnight and not having to like get zapped or the sound waves or whatever. What happened? You should get the sound waves and you know they zap it and then

you make it smaller and then you get rid of it quicker. Yeah. Well she said it was like six millimeters was the max before they do an operation. And this was five millimeters. So it was like still pretty decent size. She's like, it looks like you can pass the bowling ball with the size of that thing. I was like, damn right, honey. Is that the, is that the, uh, is that how they measure? That was my boy, feed the dream, the ability to pass a stone is on the size of your yeah

She busted out of measuring stick Here on the table son No, wait, what was I gonna say now I Had at least let it all last night. I did it. I can't hurts. Oh You're bumming me out. I forgot what was gonna say sorry man and hurts. Um, you're bumming me out. I forget what I was going to say. Sorry, man. When does it go away? Uh, she said probably a couple days. She said like less, uh, it should be less than a week. But, um, right. Are you peeing into a strainer? They gave me a strainer, yeah, to, we should keep a collection here. No, you don't need that. You know,

put them in like a little jar. Although I did say like, you know, we could eBay them for money. I guess this is a good question for females. It's like, what if, you know, the stone hasn't passed, right? And you're getting serviced by your lady. Where you, where you dude, whatever? Hey man.

And when the time comes, do you think it's gonna come out? There's a little, there's a little stone that comes along after, you know? Better eat that if you love me And that's you spin out that kid. Yeah, I guess a doctor. I was like she should eat that Not as an edible. I didn't see what I was there too. I was um I was sitting I'm sitting down and the pain is so bad

I'm like like kind of like doubled over it like I just have my hands on my elbows on my knees I was sitting down and the pain is so bad. I'm like kind of like doubled over it. Like I just have my hands, elbows on my knees. And I'm looking straight ahead and I see a sign for the bathroom. And I say to the lady who's doing the vitals and all that shit, I was like, I see that sign says gender neutral restroom.

I was like, what's wrong with just restroom? It's the same exact same message with less fewer letters. Well, because the people will ask, well, couldn't I use that? I'm like, wait, can you fucking read asshole? It says restroom. The second thing invented the word, it's always meant the same thing. So unless it's presented by ladies or gentlemen.

You're upset by that. It did hurt. Your hurt his not his pain My hands to God, yeah, it should it should negate any and all thoughts on other bullshit No, I was sitting there and I just I spied it and I was like you have to be fucking kidding me with this shit Picture of a wheelchair guy on there and some braille braille I get wheelchair It's like Why do you need a special invitation if you've a wheelchair just roll out in there and take a piss? No, it's because the bars on the wall and stuff so they can get themselves off

Oh, so let's know okay, it's okay for you to all right Well, we'll share braille and restroom the gender neutral The whole gender neutral thing. I'm like holy shit. What a what an insane Insanely unnecessary term. Like, could you just see a restroom? Yeah, you could. I got called into, I can't, can't say the project yet, but I did, I filmed something recently and I had to go all the way into the fucking city because one of the lines that I improvised

is screaming like a little girl and they had me come in and I had to Record that line they didn't want me to say that do little girls not scream or do we now live in a world where little girls don't Scream anymore they they do But if you what if you said scream like a little kid that's what it was ultimately changed to really yeah Wow, I don't know what project this was Yeah. Wow. I don't know what project this was. I drive all the way into Manhattan.

You couldn't just read the line on your phone. I think it was like a booth. Oh, booth and everything. I heard it the whole thing. Wow. It was like really? They didn't tell me why. So I got there.

And I said to Dex, I was like, you know, I was going to fucking go out there if that was the thing. And it's like, they didn't tell me the line. They didn't tell me the line. I was like, good. But you know what? I, in my head afterwards, I was like, you know what? All the money they put into that thing.

If I was the person putting the money into that, I'd be like, get him the fucking here and change that fucking line. I don't want to give anybody a reason not to come see this fucking thing. Yeah, that's true. That's true. But at the time, I guess at the time,

at the time nobody thinks anything. But then after once they think about it, But at the time, I guess at the time, at the time nobody thinks anything. But then after once they think about it, and then they overthink it, because they're like one person will have an issue and it'll turn into a whole thing. So if we just haven't come in and say scream like a little kid, which you know is such a common saying and everybody, you know, uses that phrase. But you're gone for hire on certain things, you know what I mean? uses that phrase um, yep, I don't know. But You're a gun for hire on certain things, you know what I mean? You gotta go to your job You guys gotta go and do your job. Can't bring a personal politics into it. Oh,

Scream like a little kid. Well, you can if they're there. Yeah, correct Correct. Yeah, I got you. I You know what I didn't I was just like a rolled my eyes, but it didn't bother me. Yeah, what are you. I, I, I, we know what it didn't, I was just like, I rolled my eyes, but it didn't bother me. Yeah. What are you gonna do? Are you in there? They're probably right. I don't want a little girl like on a dad being like, but I'm a little girl.

I don't, and I'm a guy. Do you scream? Do you scream sometimes? Because if you do, then what's wrong with it? But you know, I don't want to explain that to a little girl. I'd rather just go in and say little kid Yeah, then I have to explain to every little girl I see on the street coming up to me with like Pain in their eyes and none of that. I was still like, you we loved you on IJ

And then we heard you say such you such hate speech. Yeah, I don't want to do that That you still have a career you fucking piece of shit Because of Dexter not telling me the line that they want me to be record. Let me tell you a little kid. You can't a Dexter you'll go far. No, you guys get your opinion on something. Do you think it's weird to see an adult male naked? My friend Walt.

For some reason. Write that down. It's a whole thing. I don't know what he got this week. I got nothing. Oh, we don't look at the internet anymore I like I fell into a Wikipedia hole of fucking people who have disappeared literally since like like before Christ is born Yeah, it's a whole long list disappeared I love because literally literally I'm not serious. Oh, I know like because they said I said something hateful

No, they weren't like scream like a little girl. The next thing you know. Okay. I apologize. I apologize. There's some military black. So it was a sort of boarded back. Can I one said that she's screaming?

We haven't announced meant to make. We have to let people know that we're no longer on the smartcast network. Oh yeah, I forgot. We told Kevin, fuck you bitch. We're like, we're going our own way. He's like, don't please. Why aren't we I'm not exactly clear. I'm just worried the standards will slip though, you know, without that and what people will come to expect from a TSD. Can they expect the same level

of professionalism and well after this show, can you tell me what the standards were? I know to adhere to it. Was I was a bandwidth thing? Is that what I'm hearing? A lot it was a lot of bandwidth because a lot of shows get downloaded and I mean really it was just being housed there so yeah it was kind of like why not house at our site one stop shop for everything. It just made more sense. Do you guys feel a little bit like an era has like the end of an era? A little bit. It's first time on a personal level. I haven't been involved in Viewscue on like any level like for a long time. It's you know, it was the store the merchandising or the LA store Or this or that and then then this but then this but as a first time really that I

felt we had an opportunity we could have renamed it TSD We so could you know and then like not have this issue I see and not have that issue of people not being able to find you know the episodes Because then we would have all this time to build one through whatever could we reap could we finally do the reboot that we've been talking about for years and years? I don't know if it makes sense. I think it makes sense. It does not make sense to me. People who subscribe on iTunes, right, or people who get, I don't know why it doesn't

make sense again. To rebrand? Yeah. Because you work for 10 years to bring awareness to the tell them Steve Dave name and then you're going to go and change it to something else and then just start all over again. It's just change it to TSD. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just thinking that because I thought it makes it, gives us like 300 episodes to have a backlog done, you know. Right. Well, I know Wil Wilkins built a whole one through whatever we're up to now. It's on the site or.

I'm pretty sure it's on the site. There's playlists that you click and then you go through the soundcloud. So again, Wilkins, no, I like Wilkins. Who's the guy you don't like? Oh, always that. The two Yeah, kind of Oh, Wilkins, the guy

He's not bald anymore, right? I heard that name and so long. No, he hasn't been. He was a good friend of what's his name, no, fucking that artist jerk off that snubged you at the baseball game Fred him back Fred him back. Yeah, you know somehow. Yeah, I know him somehow I'm back And so my friend

Yeah, no, I like Wilkins and he yeah, he organized it into a playlist on SoundCloud So anybody who wants episodes just answered, finally, answers that question. Oh, really working on that. Why is this one missing? Why is that one missing? I just said to go to our site, tell them to go to our site.

Oh, it's on our site, right? Oh, great. So already there's benefits right out of the gate. That being there all in one spot. Yeah, people could find the whole library now where it's so for so long episodes have been hidden. I'm not been able to be found by the listeners who are always asking where they are. Well, now those days are over. Those days are over. They're right there somewhere on tomestevedev.com. Somewhere. I don't know where they are, but supposedly they're there.

What do I try with people? You know, I think there's the other thing I see on them on Wikipedia. Oh wait, let's finish this. Okay. there there. What do I draw with people? You know, I think there's the other thing I see on them on Wikipedia. Oh wait, let's finish this. Okay. Um, some pictures I want to show you guys, that I took you guys in New Orleans, but so yeah, no, there's no like some people who are alive, thought it was bad blood or something went wrong or blah, blah, blah, whatever, but no. Everything's exactly the same except the episodes are just on our site now instead. Uh, yeah, I mean, I haven't even covered it in mention it to me when I talk to him. So I think it's just an unissue, like an unissue, right? Okay, we have to take a quick ad break and first off, I'd like to apologize for all the

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and it's like their parents or their foster parents were so brutal. Like you read the shit and you're just like, what the fuck, like, what goes through, like I never hit sage once. I seriously doubt you ever hit your girls. One time my sister said she was gonna hit sage and I threatened her life.

So I have a pretty strong policy on not hitting kids, but the fucking shit that these people do to their kids with like, with some book, I can't remember what it was called, it was like some religious guy wrote a book and these people are following it and it talks about hitting them with, like, you know, like in aquariums, they have like those clear tubes, you know, that like the water exchange, it's just like basically a hose, but it's just clear and small. Like, whipping kids backs with them and leaving scars. Oh, yeah, it's just clear and small. Yeah, like whipping kids backs with them and leaving scars. Oh, yeah, it's like fucking and they got a jail, but like not for life.

Oh, yeah, I don't fucking buzz out like what is the purpose of our society? It's not to protect children like protect little kids and protect people who can protect themselves like the wheelchair guy in the bathroom. I know it's off topic of missing children, right? Or children have been brutalized to death But speaking of jail though, do you got how do you guys think should go down for that Uncle Becky or ampeki from full house you think that she should go to jail for this college Of course, I mean there's people who do shit. That's pretty fucked up. I don't do jail time, but she doesn't seem Remorseful like who I mean there's people who do fucking violent shit beat the shit out of somebody don't do jail

I mean I'm saying you find out the lasu Make her go on probation You can't find her she has she has money though time In a in a in a maximum security jail. She's not coming Security she's going to a country country country there you wouldn't send her to a place where you got to spend more money to take care of island offenders also she's not going to be in like I'm in a cell

blogging it's not going to turn into chain heat or not I hope it does yeah but no what's the point of sender if it doesn't yeah uh... now I won't be it won't be that so you think that she should go to jail I think she should go to jail. How long?

A year a year of your life for that for just I mean But but like if you have a child on you and you can't Real tragedy you want the best for your kid and if you have the money to provide the best for your kid and you're giving this opportunity, I don't see how the fucking, she's the only one going to jail. Why isn't the people that took the money going to jail? I'm sure it is. Why aren't the colleges, the deans,

gotta go to jail too then? Everybody's gotta go to jail then. But if the deans didn't know, because the way it happened was these people would have like private SAT? Moderators or whatever come in and really they're given on the answers or they're given a more time or they're giving them whatever That helps them. I mean, they're fucking photoshopping their heads on to the I get it. I get it. I understand that it's from shitty to do like it's really really awful and the privilege and everything but at the end of the day though jail time though, you would think of a person who not going to really has no threat to any into us in society is going to have to go to jail.

But then you're talking about somebody who like say they get caught smoking pot. Like they're not really presenting a threat to someone. They go to jail, I thought people would go to jail to selling pot. Sometimes, a lot go to jail for it. Yeah, they used to. There's lots of non-violent things that don't affect other people in this world. So if she got sentenced to house arrest, a year, would you be okay? That would you want jail?

Uh, I would, I'd probably be okay with it. I don't care much either way, but yeah, just giving an opinion because I'm being asked, uh, I think I'll be okay with housing because she is, her career's over. She's lost her career. I don't, I, I believe she'll have rebound at some point it, because she is, her career is over, she's lost her career. I don't, I, I believe she'll rebound at some point.

Oh, I know. I know. I almost dropped the editor out of things. People, people forget, and when she gets to tell her side of what the story maybe what happens, I think people, I mean, she doesn't have a side. There's a fucking hate-ish shit that goes on in the world today.

And this is the thing that people are going to be like, I want her fucking dead of hell. Well, the narrative now is of course, there's so much. Rich people are evil. And so this rich white lady taking opportunities away from other people and she's like, She doesn't have to do anything.

They're like, oh, her kids didn't know. It's like really, didn't tip you off when you saw yourself on the rowing team. And you're like, what's that? What's crew? And if my daughter was like, not was up for a spot to go to college, I found out that she didn't because of ampeccate. Right. I would be I understand it. I get it. But at the end of the day, if I had to sit there and go like,

somebody was like, hey, if you give me, and I had the money, if I had like 10 grand, you know, like I can get your daughter into a placement where if she gets enrolled in here, it's gonna set her up for life. I'll be like, and what do I gotta do? Just give you 10 grand and then I'll make it happen. I would be like I Probably would probably do the same thing, but you know she's gonna cheat. That's the it's not just like a donation It like they could you know, it's not like they give money to this school and they build a fucking Theater of the fuck This was just money handed over to someone else so that she could She get blinded by wanting to do good by your kids. You get blinded from one

Tell him an Edgar It was there we just think on 2020 And you don't think about the ramification you don't think about the domino effect of what happens to the kids who didn't get in You don't give a fuck you don't think about the domino effect of what happens to the kids who didn't get in who gives a fuck you don't that's really what you mean right and you don't but like I think there's people though that like really need to fucking just as much as her has to go down to them yeah but uh... what's the other lady didn't write the full city of the night i don't think she went to jail think that the number of them are in jail yeah the court was a little different maybe i don't think she went to jail. I think that, well, none of them are in jail yet. The court case was a little different maybe, I don't know.

Well, they've appeared in court, but the trial hasn't even. I thought Felicity Huffman, she just appeared in court. There hasn't been any other proceedings. I don't think a trial has started yet, but. But also, Lori Lothlin, she was outside. She signed in autographs and taken pictures of people. People asked you for a photograph. You got to, you have to fucking, for a second,

stop being so fucking narcissistic and be like oh my Doring public be like I'm in a lot of trouble. I can't afford to fucking start taking pictures and how other people see So you I'm not taking it seriously Why so signing your autograph is not taking it's you're out in the fucking courthouse the fucking team of lawyers She got that's fucking taking it's you round in front of the you're out and then they should have fucking told her and Becky do not do not stop and fucking glad hand press the flag anything she does is going to be taken apart by the jackals out there as it was the matter what she does jackals who are like wow she's a fucking piece of shit who who who did what she did those are jackals who just people saw how that like it is no matter what if she doesn't sign

on a graphs piece of shit doesn't like, she's ignoring her fans, it came out their supporter. If she signs autographs, piece of shit, she's signing autographs for the people that came out there. If you have so much free time that you go down to the court to see Aunt Becky and cheer her on, you should sterilize.

I'm not even kidding. You should be put into a program where they sterilize you and fucking send you back into the wild. I mean, you, I could fuck, like, if I'm getting enough free time, I could find some pretty fucked up cases in American justice system. We're shitty fucking horrible acts have been committed and people didn't get jail time. Right. Are you talking about O.J. Simpson?

I wasn't talking about it. You're talking about Jesse Smollett? He is a real threat to your examples here. But okay, we found innocent though Oh, Jim was found innocent. There's nothing to do about that. Well not in the civil but you're right So there's nothing there's no need to go back and always bring him up talking about people who really were found guilty of doing an horrible shit and didn't serve jail time right I Can't abide by if if you commit a violent act and you don't go to jail that she's going to jail. It's not all equated to each other.

Why is that? I guess it's being like, I mean, you just live and breathe and want your kids to be have the best. So it's hard to, you just lose sight of what's right or wrong sometimes. No, you know what's right and wrong and you know what you right and wrong, and you know what you're doing is wrong. She knew what she was doing is wrong. She's not like, oh my God, I just want my, so the best for my kids, so I kind of forgot

that what I was doing was illegal, and that it was taking opportunities away from other kids. You think that she knew the law inside and out, and she knew it was illegal? 100%. There is no doubt in my mind. That if somebody was like, I can help help your kid I wouldn't know that I Wouldn't know it's against the law I can give your daughter answers to an essay. I would not know that was a breaking law

So what I would tell and I cheated in high school. I was breaking the law No, was anybody paying no this this little worry lawful was paying someone to do this to change So if I paid someone to do my homework in high school, I could go to I could be I'm not talking about another student. You're talking to people. You're talking about people of influence right to get you into the school. You should be looking out. But wait a minute. You're talking about her paying someone. I would not think.

But that's the only way the girl could get into college. Test is breaking the law though. What? Breaking the rules of the college. Yes. But I don't know there. I don't know there's laws in the book to say you can't have somebody else they can test for you. Well you can't a nice lady on full house, though I can't I just can't Hey, you're not the only one that was surprised. I feel bad. Yeah, she might not necessarily not be nice look

You meet him all the time, but do what I understand why she did what she did and like you said She didn't think she was gonna get caught and that's why I would do something I don't part. I don't respect. Yeah, she got caught. Did you know it was against the law to have someone take a test for you? I would honestly assume that if it was someone that there's something on the legal books. Sure. Not look, if you told me that you paid another student to go to the SAT view, to me, that's not a lot of breaking thing.

But if you're talking to the proctor of the test is what does that mean? The person in charge of giving the test and making sure that they knew it too. They were the ones who that she paid. She didn't pay it. I'm sure she had a middleman pay it, right? But she paid it. What difference is that? What I'm saying is like the guy.

There's also emails where they wrote back and forth. The guy who's supposed to be making sure the test. Okay. Is he going to jail? I feel he will. Yeah. He's going to go to real jail time. Unless he, unless they struck. You know, he's not going to jail. No, he's not going to jail. She's going to go to real jail time. Unless he, unless they struck a deal.

You know, he's not going to jail. No, he's not going to jail. She's going to go to jail because she's famous. You know that. No, he's going to pay a hard, hard, hard, sharp price. But the fucking, the nameless, faceless people involved in this better go to jail to them. Well, nobody cares about them in terms of, they've done it over and over again. She was just a one time offender.

Unless she had sisters. But even if was just a one-time offender. Unless she had sisters. But even if she was a one-time, well, she got two kids in the school of the house, you know, she needs anything. But even if she's a one-time offender, it doesn't matter. She offended. But there's people though, like these guys who are taking the money over and over and over again, better go to jail. I would assume they are. I would assume they are. They're definitely getting whatever the equivalent of disbard is. And I know that she's getting sued, a civil suit by the people who didn't get accepted into that school. I agree with that. She's got to be, she's got to take it in the pocketbook where it really hurts. They're suing her. Yeah. Mm-hmm. But you should be suing the school,

too. Well, this is a good, you know what? You're like, she seems so nice. You see, you're on full how she's so nice. This is a good fucking lesson for everyone. With the, and I've said it many times, this celebrity idolatry, oh, she's fucking it Becky. Yeah, she's not Becky when she's on your TV screen, you stupid assholes. Otherwise, she's a bitch who's fucking defrauding other other kids to so that they don't get into school. That's who she really is. Not the fucking character that she plays. So you're, so you're stopped turning

it like your idols can't be people. So because she did that act, she's evil through and out. She's on a level of what then? Let me give me some edie I mean. Uh, okay. Well, I'm a fucking cannibal. I do like the reference though. What level is she is she evil then?

She's evil on like, not even, no, no, not even like a Bernie made off. Come on, you're going over the top You're acting like she hasn't done anything like she J walked, you know, no she she irreversibly changed some people's lives You know kids that work their asses off Of course it happens all the time, but she shouldn't have to go to jail. She should pay through the bottom But she has money. How was that a How is that helping society?

It's not the punishment is not taking her money away, but how much money you think you're gonna take before it hurts her She's a fucking multi-multi multi-millionaire 10 10 mil it's possible 10 mil won't hurt her It's possible 10 no one heard her. But it's her husband's real rich. Oh, did the husband have to go to jail too? No, it was both parents have to go. Well, we may face he isn't even involved in anything.

Who's that? Oh, both of them. They had the husband's also involved. They're facing 40 years behind bars. That's a super famous actor, yeah. Is that her husband? One of the husbands, right? Amprakis husband.

OK, well, we'll see if this changes your mind. She's also, Lori Loffman and her husband are also being charged with, um, money laundering. Oh, I guess that's somehow that that charge can roll into this. But involve with this college thing too. Yeah. You're just, they're just piling on, bro. They just pile it on. They pile it on.

They pile it on. So that's some charges. No, they fucking are not. Are you crazy? They're, no, they're p pile it on so that's because she's too lazy to let them know they fucking are not crazy they're no they're piling it on because she's rich there's not even a story if there was in the celebrity but no there are other people involved who are not celebrities they were just rich and nobody cares about them no one's worried about they're also going to jail no the average person is not interested in the super rich person that did it but is still getting in trouble they are

interested in people that they're like, I recognize them. Yeah, I want to see her pay because of my life's not as good as it is. No, I want to see her pay because she did something wrong. Because she did something that fucked over other people. I agree with you, but not on this level though. Why do you want to protect celebrities all the time? I don't understand it. You're always like going to bat for these fucking idiots out there.

Because if I like the thing, I like all of a sudden, and like Q gets his nephew in a college. I want to see that happen to Q. to bat for these fucking idiots out there. Because if not like, because I like the thing I like all of a sudden like, Q gets his nephew into a college. I want to say that happened to Q. I'm not doing that. Of course I wouldn't either. I fucking didn't report my Tennessee day for an ex-winter in the IRS program. The hammer down on me. So fucking hard.

So I'm not doing anything. So your brother comes to you and is like, hey, I can get a little Q into. He named his son after you. Sure, he named fake. My god, my god. You're gonna do that. You know, he's not getting. His last name would be Quinn anyway. He named his son after me take You know his last name would be Quinn anyway, you know he's not probably get into a good school anyway Excuse me, I'm not sick. I'm into a community college He's spending a dollar fucking fidget spinner. Hey, man, it can't be this far.

I have a collection of monocons. Fucking ticket-in-a-dini-vid missions, he's just like, how much? My uncle's gonna give me you and yo. Yeah. Come on, do you know? This is a... Prusty old Dean. It's just a pulmonary.

Yeah. Don't, my brothers and their kids, even though they don't live in New York, speak like like this my uncle won't impractically joke you right out of your business All right But they come to you. They're like I just need a loan 20 grand oh loan my brother money, and this is what it's for and I tell you all right listen to me. I suggest you don't do that I'm not but you know is my, I can't tell my son, no, I can't tell him, no, he, he's hard set on this. And if once he graduates, he will be set up and he'll never have to look back. I would be like, look, I'm going to, but no,

you 20,000. I know you, I know it's whatever you do with it is up to you. But you already know what it was for. Now your brother's inability to tell a shitty kid. No, is your problem. Now it's on you. I would not break the law. But wait a second, though. Let's say this story never happened. Let's say this didn't come to light. And all of a sudden he says, Hey, Mike, I can get little Q. I might I get him into like what was the school's yours're trying to use you see USC. I would say no But you knew you would know right off the bat that there was something shady about this No, he's explaining me if my brother can't do you be like I get him and I need you to find out your situation

I think of course. Yeah, I know this guy later on cuz you'll be like I said yes I'm like no, I'm not breaking the law you would know is breaking the law Of course, but if he's like I'm gonna bribe someone to get my kid into school Yeah, the word bride sort of suit you off. I just assume it's all a one big bribe. You know it is It's he can't you mean it's wait you're saying anyone who gets in the college wait I agree most people should not be in college. They're too dumb There should be like two colleges in this fucking entire country

The people who are smart enough to go. Everyone else, cook it a fucking job because you're not smart enough to be there. I don't know. I don't. It's true for me. I can't. I can't. Can you be 100% honest and you I'm honest. Yeah, without the story, try to try to eliminate the story from your your database. You would know that he was setting himself up for real hard jail time by doing this. It's not about that. It's about I look, if I go down, the show goes down. The show goes down. It's really my best friends lose their jobs. The entire crew loses their jobs.

Right. The whole network goes down. The whole network goes down. True TV goes away. All for a kid who wasn't smart enough to get in on his own. Or like, but he doesn't, he didn't deserve it. Yeah. But you know, but my- This is the first fox to fly. I walk around with it. I want you to know that.

Right, but you would think you have enough foresight to know that this could come back to really, really fight you in the end. Listen to me, I'll drive a little of the speed limit. That's as far as I go in low-breaking. I will not do it. But I find it- I like her on order. I know, but I don't get hard order I know but I enjoy it I think the cops need more power I find it hard

to believe it's unrealistic for me to sit here and think that you would know that the the ramifications of such a thing could could come back and blow up like it did for a dude if they're saying if they say we're gonna take a little cue we're gonna bribe someone to take a test with them and then we're gonna Photoshop this face on the fucking wrestling That sounds fucked up a little quick that is for Whatever sport I'd be like I'd be like dude like I don't know I can't you would you would know it was a crime I would know that's a crime

But if he came to me and said I would not know it if he came to me and said 20,000 donations to the fucking library would put a new fucking thing in it and they'll let them in. To me I would be like I'll give them money for that. But a Photoshop no. No. Library yes. Secret payoffs? No. Secret payoffs that can get traced back to me. I'm just going to be honest and I'll care how it makes me sound but I would not think that I would be setting myself up for some real real trouble by doing that though. I would just think it was just like a slap on a wrist okay you get kicked out of school. That's all that's all I would be setting myself up for some real, real trouble by doing that though. I would just think it was just like a slap on a wrist. Okay, you get kicked out of school.

That's all, that's all I would think would be the ramifications. I would never dream that the FBI would come down knocking on my door for this. Yeah, well. Well, the FBI, we got fucking shit. The world's going to shit. And the FBI's worried about this. Colonel's trashed the cable boxes.

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Of course, but I don't think it's, I don't know, I guess you're more savvy than I am. Well, this is also why I don't know if that's true. I mean, it's the fact that you know that much about like collegiate law. No, I know bribes are bad. Yeah, regardless of the... But don't we bribe people on a daily basis everywhere? Can I have an example of that? You give them a matrede tip of your tip to get a seat at the...

Oh, like when I park my car and I'm like, he has a 10 spot leave a close time. I think that's a socially acceptable tip or bribe. Yeah, it's a tip. It's a bribe. And you're definitely getting something... Make sure you park, you're no one else can scratch it. Sure. I've heard you say that. No, I said keep it close. I can just get the fuck out of you and not the scratch I drive a rang

Where I don't give a shit if it's not there's piece of shit cars next time I fucking celebrity car I don't know it's a girl's car people of your ilk Here's his type get get what they can get more by tipping quote unquote The same way I thought that she probably No, but I think that goes for me. Well, that's not a tip. That's I guarantee you that's her defenses So so they're like that's their angle so you get okay well you are not an expert in collegiate law because I don't think they're gonna be like oh she thought it was a $500,000

tip no she didn't think that it was she would ever was really breaking real law only breaking the rules of this school never I guarantee you that's gonna be their defense ignorance it's I know it's not it's not a but but maybe if people somebody in a jury will be like, well, I wouldn't know that that was against like legal law. Yeah, but they're not the ones that are on trial. She is. It doesn't matter if they know what they are. All I got to get is all I got to do is convince one. Right.

And I've seen juries in action. They're all in LA. They're still putter than college students. And in LA and what do people look like? Acto, Jay. You just get one full house fan on that fucking jury. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm glad you live here in not LA because they would have had

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I don't think it's a different way. By the way, her paying that off the books too. The government is not getting the tax money on that so now it's not. And she knew that. It's conspiracy to commit tax fraud. Yeah. The shit goes all the way to the top, bro. Yeah.

But I know, you know that just there's so many people on that fucking campus who have done worst shit. Such as going to jail. What do you mean? Like the botchery that goes on in college. Oh, so now you're mad because people are having sex and smoking weed Freehouse

They should go they're doing worse things than fucking bribing. Oh, take an opportunity's way Well, yeah, yeah, 20 bro. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no it in dispensaries. You know, I'm saying is dealers and it's harder stuff. Right, but the, so you think that, but I mean, if they catch a college, if they catch a college at somebody dealing hard drugs in college, I think they probably would, like anywhere else. I don't know, not with the level of ferocity that the, that the state is going after Aunt Becky for no, they want a piece of a flesh. They should have it. They want a piece of her flesh. They should have it.

They should, she deserves it. I agree that she should be hitting the pocketbook. Extremely, extremely hard. What the fuck happened? That was a state. Old Testament walled planning in the past. That was a state. No, it's all about the past.

Yeah, it's a bit of a difference. Take my fidget spinner. Yeah. But I don't know, man. I just don't see it hurt solving anything for a moment. What is in your past that you're trying to come up with? They're not trying to solve something for her She's the criminal, but she's nothing like what will this? How can we make this as easy as possible on Aunt Becky so that her life is disturbed but not too disturbed? She got to go to jail. I mean that's that's the law. She should if that's the law then she should

She's got a she's got to get with her lawyers and do some sort of like what's the call you? A plea Please deal. Yeah, I don't it's gonna be tough for me to see her avoiding jail time. She's too high profile She's a face of this so Martha Stewart She should have went to jail for almost nothing like 65 grand or something and her career bounce back what's up But she was a crime taxidermy her No, stocks insider trading with stocks and she only made like 65,000 bucks Now should she have done the jail yeah, definitely really because that that's even worse because she dumped the stocks onto people who didn't have

Who didn't have that information so she just asked to eat it when she finds out this information. So you hear I you're getting inside information you're supposed to be like, Oh, okay, I just have to eat that lost. Yes, if you have or go to jail, it would be or if you get caught, you might not necessarily get caught. But if you put it into like relative terms, like let's say you want some stock and they're like, well, you're going to make 65 bucks with this insider information, but or you're going to lose 65 bucks or you can use this insider information in cash out at the risk of going to jail. It's like 65,000 meant nothing to her at the time. She had millions and millions of dollars, but she's greedy. And she thought she would use that to her advantage. What I do it, I'd really want to,

like I'd really want to. Is that hard? Not to? I have almost no morals. Like when this Aunt Becky's shit, I mean, if I had that opportunity, I might have done it too. Like somebody goes,

say she has to pristen, pristen. Yeah, say she just said, say she just said, at Harvard. She's on the rowing, do you like those shots and things? She actually pretty,. So the rowing dealings on Sages. She actually pretty be pretty good on rowing deals. She's strong as fuck. The class is not so much.

Yeah, would you know that if someone came to us, I can get her into the best school. Would you know that there's something fishy going on? Well, I'm sorry, who are you? Somebody's just going to be in the door. If a door in the trunk's door. Yeah. I mean, if they're like, if you pay me, I'm like, how much are you gonna raise her SAT?

T-squish buy? She's got a 1,400? That's more than I got. Yeah, I mean, would I pay extra to get sage and this something because I had the money? Sure. But I would know it was a bribe. All right, let's say the writing class was full.

Right, okay. And they were like, they just took the last student. I can't get her in and you're like, well, what an extra thousand get her in. And then they call and told the kid, you know what, I'm sorry, we overbooked, you can't come in because they took your, because they took Sage, would you feel bad?

Yeah, I don't think you would do it. No, I wouldn't do it. I don't think you would do it. No, I wouldn't do it. I don't think you would. I wouldn't do it. I would sign her up earlier the next time. No, I wouldn't take that away from a, especially another little special needs kid. I would tell sage, I'd be like, we'll do something else.

You know, you'll do something else for the season. Yeah, because I do think you're, I do feel you're a good person. I don't think you're the lack of words. I wouldn't think you were doing something bad. It's just that's the way, that's the way the world works you grease palms Shit happens, but you can grease palms so that things go your way or work to your advantage

We're about the guy who wants to get out of the fucking garage quicker and you're gonna get out quicker because you you grease that palm Yeah, but that's he's got places to go too So he can grease the bomb You can't afford the grease the grease that you're putting. It's not like you give $100. Yeah. Sure, but I mean, but actually, no, no, no, I'm helping him because my car is right there. They don't have to take the time to go get my car to bring it down and hold him up under the fire. This is how we justify. That's how Becky justified.

I'm speeding the process. I'm making life easier for everybody. Yeah, I would say a dude waiting an extra five minutes to get his car versus a kid waiting like, damn, I didn't get into US. Have you ever paid to jump the line in a restaurant? When I was 22 years old, a wrestler named Chris Jericho was signing autographs in Vegas.

And the line was like, two hours long. I gave the guy 40 bucks. And he put me to the front line. Did you feel bad about the people you cut? Nah, it's like fuck them Jackass is. Yeah, fuck them right and I was dirt poor back then. Well, I imagine that it's the same that's the same level right? Yeah, that's an impeccable thing. It's the same principle, yeah. But it's one person taking a payoff that really doesn't affect anyone except for time, which is annoying if you're behind everyone else because two people benefit. Well, Chris Jericho cuts up at least,

like, oh, I gotta go. Maybe, I mean, now you're really speculating. But I mean, if the lines cut and Jericho's gonna stay there, then really people have, what it's cost people is 30 seconds maybe Versus with the Aunt Becky should it cost them a college career For people that worked to do it maybe they got into a different college. So I I can't but that's not the college they wanted to go to But I don't think they could cost them there like collegiate career though, but you don't know what might have happened That's a thing with life, man. It's like any like fork you take is going to be totally different

She's not guilty, but I just don't know if if jail is the solution of Yeah, but it might not hurt like what's it? What if it's not a year? What if it's like six months in a like minimum security prison? They're like look at Becky. I know you're fucking at Becky, but sorry, you can't give half of a $1 million To some proctor so your two little fucking overprivileged kids can get into a college that they didn't deserve to get into Because like let's say it's Alicia. She wants to she's not she wants to go to college She applies to some art college and then you find out later like if she's like oh you didn't get in But you can reapply next year because you're next on the list and then you find out that somebody paid her way Yeah, but you will want her to go to jail. I don't even think I would be like this person needs to go to jail

Yeah, I mean not when I see some of the injustices that go on in the world that people who don't go to jail And you're just like what the fuck? Some game you can't just be like, well, they get away with it, so everybody should get away with shit. Yeah. Well, here's a question. Okay. So you have, Aunt Becky, she did what she did.

Now you have a woman who gets busted, smoke and crack. You feel she should probably go to jail. Not the first offense, no, no, she's crackhead though. She's out there in the streets. That's the first time she's got arrested for it. I don't think she should go to jail. No, second time. No, third time, third time, I think that by despite by the third strike, you should realize, you know what, do this in your house.

She'll have a house. Do, I don't have a house. Do this where no one can see you. Find a place where no one can see you doing this if you have to do this. Brian Johnson's hotel room is this. There are people who pay to watch you do this. You see, I don't think it's a violent crew. We're talking about people selling weed and shit. You sell them pranked Joe.

You said smoking, you didn't say selling okay So so the ingestion of drugs you don't have a problem with it selling them I think yeah, you're praying on people's misery Sometimes yeah a lot of times I want to say weed dealers are but anybody who's selling Oxey any any guy like opiates heroin all that shit crack. Yeah math Those are people who sell that you you don't give a shit. Yeah, yeah smoking Yeah, okay, so you didn't say selling crack selling cracks a different though smoking meth Not the first time. I don't think you should go to jail the first time

People on meth do crazy stuff, man. Oh, if they commit it if they if they do something on violent act while they're under the influence of crack Then yeah, you gotta go to see they they walk out into a parking lot of a 7-Eleven and they just drive away in your Prius just drive away Just drive away. Yeah, I wouldn't expect them to go to jail for that. No, you stole a car Anthrop auto. Yeah, I wouldn't expect I mean I just see people get off so often in this world that I would not expect the first time Offender who can I ask who is upsetting you in this way? Like, who did you see get off there? You're like, I just lost sight of you breaking down. I just see it all the time. You just see, can I get,

on a daily basis, just watch the news of what people get sentenced for doing violent crimes and don't serve jail time now. I agree with you that I see stuff where even if they don't get anything, it's like two years probation. And I'm like, yeah, how the fuck that's, they're charged with manslaughter.

How did that get probation? I agree with you. There are sometimes I see cases where I'm like, this is insane. But it doesn't mean that because someone committed a crime that like we considered lesser that they shouldn't be held accountable. I mean, like half a million,

like you said that's not taxed. That's why the government really cares. But I'm not saying don't hold her accountable.'m just saying now hit her where hit her right here where the in the dollars and the Benjamin's and the franklin's yeah it is i mean she's losing her i think she she's not and her daughter gives in that that like her like a man in this male Gibson but as she amore at the sturt i think she is oh marcia's it was empire she also wasn't nearly as beloved as well i think she is. Oh, Martha Stewart was an empire. She also wasn't nearly as beloved as the...

Well, I think she could come back and find some roles in a couple years. Probably. She'll... somebody'll give her another shot. But why? Well, she never had much of an impact. No. Maybe it'll just feel sorry for her because she, you know, she fucked up everything. What's he doing? I guess the bathroom. He might have to pass that stone. Oh shit. Do you think

that's what's going on? What? He is a strainer here? Asking young girls to look up to any number of celebrities where you're like, I mean, by ETV putting anybody put some on the screen. So the Kim Kardashian is going to be is going to school to become a lawyer. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So good for her. So that is something to be allotted and look up to. graduating is something to be loaded going to school. Well, if she does, I'm sure water fucking way in. attempting to go to school is not something to look up to at

this, you know, especially going like, you know I'm gonna try this now at this age. I don't mean why why would I care about like like compared to where anyone is doing it though, but there's tons of people who go to co-in fact, I think college students do not like older students because they always wreck the great the great curve curve Yeah, because they're more time to study. I think she'll be giving a pass though Of course you will That's why you have to bring down the hammer and I'm Becky why She doesn't get a fucking walk in the park

Okay, she's gonna definitely do the work. I don't think I don't think I think in this day and age I think any of her professors are gonna be fucking damn sure that they don't get caught giving her a free pass because They'll be ostracized. They'll be plus their feet will be held to the fire. No, because of the internet because the internet I want to know they'll try to find out what her grades were and if she got an easy way she you know easy you know toll booth through you know easy pass through. So I think I think anybody who's her professors are going to be know that and be like holder to the same standards as any other student

Right Where'd she apply Spellman more house? I don't even know I Why are you scoffing it though black colleges? But why are you scoffing at her going to school though? I did it's because she's it's probably just another fucking she got some prisoner out of She she was able to work on Trump or something and she brought it to his attention. She's done some She's done some real good things though. She does some great things. She she and she does some completely fucking realistic

Expectations for people in life. Yeah, oh You don't think that heard that lifestyle breed shelliness and and kids that see that shit P you anybody who sees what she's trying to implement and inject some weight into her life, dumb. Billion people on earth, that people should be looking, look, people should be looking up to every day people, not Kim Kardashian.

I know that's not realistic. I know it's not realistic. But I'm not, I would never be like, oh my god, Kim Kardashian, you're gonna go to college now. I can't believe you're grown so much from a fucking girl who lets some dude gizzle over her face And then like the fucking tape you've come so far Kim Kardashian

I'm so impressed of course She's done more what how she's done more for for with her causes Then I mean, I'm not gonna want to point to What causes do you even though that she's done? She got that person out of prison though, who deserved to get out. Okay. She did that.

Well, maybe you could do that for fucking Aunt Becky and you could be a team cardation level. I'm not talking about, but I at least recognize what she did though. You're not willing to recognize her. I recognized it. I mean, you recognize it. But people who work with the Innocence Project

is their people that do it. Yeah, sure, no it it is. Okay, so they do it all day long. You know any other names? You suck in their dicks? No, of course not. Oh, they're not famous. They don't go to work. But what does she have to do that looked up to? So that sex tape automatically, no matter what she does from that moment on, that takes really, she can never redeem herself in your eyes. No, she can, but the black head shit, but she's going to college herself. Big deal. What's the law school? Oh, she's gonna go law school. She's gonna be a lawyer. Yes, she is. How do you want to bet right now? She does not graduate as a lawyer. Which one is the best the bar? She won't even, she will not complete law school.

I bet right now she will not complete law school. I mean, I don't not willing to bet on it. I don't know what will happen, but it's going to be a big fucking, it's going to be a big FU to you when she does pass that bar. Is that the reason she's going? If she did, if she's like, you know, despite some jerk off podcaster, I would like to ask you. Because there's a million guys like you on the internet throwing at Adderdell

right now. Right. Okay. Oh, that she'll never be able to do it. All the naysayers. She wants to prove you people wrong. Okay. Wait a second.

Kim Kardashian told Vogue magazine that if she's aiming to take the California Bar exam in 2022 after a four-year apprenticeship program under a pair of lawyers, California's one of four states that doesn't require a law degree to take the bar exam. Okay, so it's all legal. It allows aspiring lawyers to the opportunity to complete apprenticeships with practice attorneys before taking the test. So she's not going to fucking go to law school. But that's a law.

It's the way it's set up. Right. Oh no, I'm not saying anything. But she's not going to do it. But it's not going it's set up right oh no But is it better than doing vapid things are so quote unquote vapid things that she promotes them now she's promoting better I feel like him Kardashian is in about the forefront of the Kardashians anymore. It's the gender girl and The other two that you see more than her now at least I do the gender one is the the self-made billionaire You know that bothers you too. Oh, it's not true It's just not true. If it were true, wouldn't bother me, but it's not true Everything bothers you though. It doesn't I don't think about it. I do not think about it. I think it about it right now

But she's not a self-made billionaire. All right, so you have you you can take issue with it Hello, that face. I love that. Why not? Why not? Because... But if somebody comes to her and says like, hey, I want to do a makeup line or I want to do this, and she sets it all up and she picks out the direction of her company. Is that not self-made then? No, it's not.

She's not self-made because... Because she has it? Well, she was born into money. She started with money Like saying that Donald Trump is self-made. It's like has he made a lot more money? Sure, but he started with 20 million from his father which at the time was probably 60 million So to say someone is self-made to me is like like a BQ Yes, like that guy is self-made, you know people who start businesses You know even if they're

not super successful or famous, they're still self made. Now, seeing yourself made billionaire is like, she said, somebody else give her that tag. No, somebody else said that she was a self made billionaire. She agreed and then later on said, you know what? I thought about it. I'm really not. Okay. Well, that's what you shouldn't you know because the important word there isn't self made

but yeah I can't bitch is but she didn't hold she didn't hold hold to that stance though she wasn't like she gave it up to people like me on the internet were like you're not self made there's worse than you on the internet believe it or not I cannot remember the last time I posted something right right of about anything I'm not talking about I'm not talking about but there's worse than you on you and I believe it or not I cannot remember the last time I posted something right of about anything I'm talking about not I'm not talking about but there's people who go after like them with like oh sure Oh my god the things that they say with gusto. Oh my god. It's like it's horrible. It's worse than I read it board. Yes

Wow, that's hard to believe it's way way worse Yeah, I mean look for anything to just like attack them on, everywhere, every which way they turn. Hey, Duse, bro. Well, they're resented, yeah. I mean, when you have that much money and you're flaunting it, and it's like, oh, look at the $250,000 car she got for a birthday. Look at the half million dollar house

that they gave. Disangers people. Yeah, because people hang, or gets people on. As much as it gives some people that like, that material like to dream about like oh maybe someday I could have it. It makes other people who are like there's no fuck away I'm ever gonna have this kind of money. It pisses them off. Make some resentful yeah because they don't like see you know. Rubbed in their faces. Well

why do you think there's some people who could exist? Like not even not even like it goes in one ear out the other and there's other people who can't exist without running and like Writing such horrible things. Why do you think that is? I don't know and it's not even necessarily a young person's thing I think there's a lot of older people that do it too Just I mean people who like should not turn it out the way they wanted to It just in general the reason is not turning out the way they wanted to is that the type of person who waste their time in the fucking internet writing about the Kardashians. It's never gonna happen for them. It's a snake eating their own stuff. If you're all the person going online, like you almost a snake eating its own tail, yeah. If you're going out there and

spending your precious, dwindling life fucking writing with the Kardashians, yeah, you ain't going nowhere. freshest-windling life fucking riding with the Kardashians. Yeah, you ain't going nowhere. Or the shoonies for us, he'll do like that. Anyway, and that just and that there's a guy who had to change his whole approach because he used to be like bully big time. He would make fun of celebrities constantly. He had to stop it because he was like, well, I got bullied for being gay, but now I'm doing it to celebrities. I don't even know if he's still popular. I don't know. He's only a person I could think of. When I was in LA, he used to go to the coffee bean right by, right by the griddle, yeah.

And he would write his little column there. I saw him everywhere. Yeah, in the morning. Nobody ever wanted to go beat the shit out of him. No, not that I saw. But it was like right after that, that he started becoming popular. Presum, I don't know.

Yeah, I wish that stuff like that inspired people instead of inspired people to want to do good and achieve on their own, instead of inspiring people to just try to like write horrible and nasty things. But the horrible and nasty things to me, it's like the chances of them seeing it, like all it does is like it gives you the opportunity to argue with. The things that they've read online about them have made them cry. It made them just like literally just sob. Yeah.

Yeah. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Don't read it then. Don't read it. Look, I've been on record a long time saying I think I think they're fucking brilliant. I wouldn't know where to like if like the reddit thing, I wouldn't know where the thread is to read about myself

But I don't see it's not gonna make you cry though. It's not that bad. It's not as bad as Double down in the behavior that they don't like But you my friends But even when they think they're doing good and I think they're doing something that's going to be seen as being in You know helpful to the causes that are out there, they still take it on the chin though. It's because of all their other behavior where it's like they're so narcissistic and they draw so much attention to themselves and they flaunt every time that it's like, right,

yeah, I know I understand that, but that's why people dislike them is because it's like enough of you. I don't want to hear you. I don't want to see you, which is easy. Just don't just don't want to hear you. I don't want to see you, which is easy. Just don't just don't go online. Don't look at certain sites and shit, you know, um, what are you gonna do? I'm not gonna do. There's a fuck. You know what? I'll be the first to admit I'm wrong if Kim Kardashian goes and does this for four years

Under two attorneys and then becomes an attorney herself. Maybe she's smart. Who would hire her though? But she is smart. That's what I've been telling you this whole time. Well, the Schrute and smart are two different things. And plus they have business managers. Like you look at the Olsen twins. The Olsen twins are not geniuses. The Olsen twins had like a bunch of people around them. Business managers have built their brand.

You build that team and you listen to that team. You're fucking smart. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I'll give you like, you may not be intelligent, but you're smart. Could she do how long? Let's say she does do it. OK. She grits the, she do how long? Let's say she does do it. Okay.

She grits the, she passes the bar. She's, she's legal. She's a lawyer now. She's able to practice law. Will you apologize? No. A written apologize. How law before she defends a murder rap?

How long do you think she should be before she gets like a? Well, she's Kim Kardashian, the mother Teresa of our time, so I assume she's going into environmental law. No, I think she's going to be going into criminal law. What? Like her father? I don't really care. I'm going to be like, how many patients... She appears to be like her fucking father, Robert Kardashian. No, before she gets a...

Before she gets a murder rap, before she gets to take on a defendant who has who is trying to beat a murder rap would you how long how many cases does she have to quite a few probably as a public defender yeah she has to I would imagine she would should you if you if you if you rolled a dice and you had to get a public defender you got Kim K would you be happy or would you be like oh I would be over the moon I bet this is amazing. What's my crime? I murdered someone? Well, my crime is not something that bad that I can talk about on here. I'll be like so guys

And the but oh yeah, but maybe then she has to recuse herself or whatever because it's like she heard me talking so much shit about her over the years Oh good lawyer doesn't doesn't that should work through that. She's like losing evidence right and left. She's like oh was the thing with someone else's finger prints over there. I don't know where I went. But she handles the app. Is there a chain of custody? Okay. But I don't think any case would be not be held up to being thrown out because of her fame though. Like say, she loses. You could appeal that while I lost because of prejudice against council.

You were bunching mother fuckers like me on that joke. It's so annoying. It would be very tough for her to become like a successful lawyer Unless she gets a string of like you know wins under her belt though Well, okay, you have somebody like say Arnold who became governor, right? You have someone like like Al Franken who became one a senator. I believe See a famous people have done stuff, but She's not viewed as an intelligent person. She's viewed as a fucking dummy who lives at the lifestyle

Yeah, I don't take a while It gets one case one really good case and she can get that person off But she's spelled case with a cake She's she sets herself up as the celebrity lawyer. Oh, I don't think that'll happen. I think there are much more experience. You think that they're like, I want a famous attorney, Kim Carcardashian famous versus somebody

who's really competent. And we bring Johnny Cochran back to them. Yeah, really. I think if she gets a couple of wins under her belt, she becomes the go to lawyer by all the celebrities. I would like to see the I would like to see Kim Kardashian defending at Becky. I in my lifetime, I want to see that.

I think she I think those two put together the star power. It would blind the jury. I would. two put together the star power it would blind the jury Becky Star power. I don't even know she was still alive until this fuck thing went on Yeah, like until they reboot at pull house you'd be like I don't know what did happen to her I like to I have to say either I did like watching her her daughters lose their endorsements the influence uh... anytime an influence or loses cred i love it love that i see i do i do it get you off because it's so fucking stupid i can't personality right suppose people don't even hear it they hear it and watch it go

and they go about the lies there there is no level of the uh... i was i When they offered me more feed for this, if you still, I was like, I just turned on scene. Yeah, if you can turn on some news coverage of a person losing their livelihood. That'll bless that stone right out.

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