Tell Em Steve-Dave - #405: Jurassic Dorks

Episode Date: April 24, 2019

Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.

I think you would be a good neighbor too. I think I'm a good neighbor as well, so I think we would be the ultimate neighbors. I'm a gangster. He needs to find something. At Sora Pods and he brought up Ultra Source, which is, I admit, is a dinosaur I've never even heard of. It's... no way. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave with me and Q and Walt and Special guest everybody loves him Wow now

Episode nine of overkill Come on man, how long have you why can't he just tell me how long he's I don't know Nobody's yes, I guess I would say six years Six years the vast majority of the run More yeah more then more with him than not with him. I mean you make it hard for me to compliment you because I just wanted to say how much I love you not with him. You make it hard for me to compliment you because I just wanted to say how much I love you, but I know you're agreeing with everybody. I'm like, please get a phone rising note. I don't know. I think it's the know-it-all bravado. But that's it's part of the charm, isn't it?

What most people see as a person that will flow, we consider an asset. Well, we we consider an asset. We make it an asset Something paid for your flight no tell would you come hang out in Vegas with me? Yeah, yeah, all right. We'll give me the time off. We're gonna do that. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take them Vegas Well, you need them in Vegas for I don't need them just to hang me the time off. We're gonna do that. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take them Vegas. Well, you need him in Vegas for just a hangout. I don't want to get some face time with them. Well, I think it would be interesting to see Brian owes me a trip to Vegas. So the way I see it, I'm not paying for good. I do not see that working out though for it for how you think it would work out.

Like it'd be the super fun experience. I don't see him being a better. I don't see him doing anything that like you would consider like natural boys fun. Oh man, what's that mean? Like you know boys not out fun, like the boys not out like a boy so. That's like hanging out with you.

Yeah. And we know he doesn't like that. We know he doesn't have any, he doesn't care to do that at all because when we've been out on the road together He basically ignores me so So I think you'd be get kind of the same experience except he drinks now like like a fish Well, here's the thing. I mean, I look I've been to Vegas in the past three years I mean has to be 15 times. I have not gone to a strip club I have not done any of the things that you're talking about in the time times that I've gone. I think the only struggle that

get in what is he'd be like, let's go to Chili's to eat or like hard rock and I think I think other than that, like even if because we're blind and I go places like we, I mean, mostly we just go to cities to stay in our hotel room and watch TV. Yeah, we watch it. We watch it. We watch We are watching an ordinary amount of television now for two guys who could be going out and doing anything. Anything. Do you have a HBO on the hotels? Will you bring your Apple TV? You hook it up? You're also a bud. I gotta say that. I find it interesting. Just as much as like when, you know, decades past, we would go to a con or something and we go around drinking and curousing.

Yeah. I find this just as entertaining and fun now. Dude, I cannot remember the most I've laughed in a long time and I'm on TV's in Bratable Joseph's watch and head cemetery with you. I thought I was going to a heart attack and die. It was so fucking funny watching him trip and fall all over the place. If you, if you can, uh, schedule this trip for a Sunday Monday, Tuesday, having back by Wednesday, he is all yours. I can do that. Okay. He's all yours.

He leaves Saturday night. No, Sunday morning. Sunday morning. He can leave Sunday morning. I don't care if he doesn't, if Jeff doesn't have him for the, for Sunday. I could watch you with Chuck at Jeff. I don't think Jeff cares either. Well, the time works for us because it's three hours,

so he gains, so if he leaves here at noon, he's there by like 2 p.m. Yeah. That's the whole day in Vegas. Right. Sunday morning, he comes home Tuesday. What's on the docket? No, I supposed to go for my 21st birthday.

My mom and her partner were supposed to take me out for my 21st birthday, but that never materialized. I took into Atlantic City. You should have saw the boyish mouth-a-gape look on his face as we were driving through Atlantic City one night. Really? Yeah. Well, when you...

Back it up. Cool. Am I exaggerating? I was taking photos. He was his mouth was on the floorboard of the van as we were driving around and he just could not keep the the excitement off of his face he was I was I was supposed to be giving him directions as to where we're going and I'm just looking in every other direction I don't think I like when I took him to Atlantic City it's like you

drove to Atlantic City and then like below those boxes and when you're like, hello those boxes. And when you're done with that, we're going back to here. We're going back right back. But that's it. I think the only pit stop we made was a subaro. Yeah, we stopped at a subaro. I paid for a subaro, yeah. You paid for it or the company? Does it make a difference?

You didn't have to pay. Yes. Will it bother you if I'm in first class and you're in Steerage? No. Okay. I don't think that will bother him. No.

I have to get him first class though and I can't bother him. Yes. I know. I promise. I like him. And for your own sanity, you would have to get your own room. Oh, no, no. Of course.

Come on. That's the whole excitement though. That's the whole adventure. You're talking about that. Well, share room. What if you get to room with the adjoining doors? That I do. What hit you just stay in the room with you?

Is he asleep? Well, we shared a room many night together on the road to California. I remember in 2000, it wasn't a problem then. Yeah, that's a problem. Why is it a problem? I'm old. It's not that 40.

Time and money will do. What does that do with anything though? I don't have patience. My patience down to nothing. Really? But even like he and I like it's weird because I will stay, well, we'll hang out watch TV in your room until one or two in the morning. And then I'm back at like eight. Let's feel like we're going to breakfast or whatever. But you do want that. Yeah. With that little separation. Yeah. Yeah. I take that little separation? Yeah, yeah, kind of. Yeah, take a shower. You're not to, you know, we used to shower together.

It's kind of cold, but I guess it's a little cold. It's a little cold. It's a little cold. You know, at least it's a little cold that you're like, I'm going to take it a Vegas. But hey, you for a ring, not in the way that someone's freaking you took that a few. No, one box will be a logo by you.

Would you be okay with pulling his luggage for it? It's a little hard. Yeah. Alright, I'll take you to like, we'll get there, we'll go shopping. First, my fair lady kind of stuff. Yeah, obviously more rain man. Sure. Thank you, coming up the other way. Which was the rain man.

No. No head to Tim. Well, I don't know, this is your idea. This guy's kind of rainmanaged to me. You think it's gonna be a good time. I'm not only next nation. Okay. Alright. I'll I'll get some dates. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What what I am curious though. Like get them in your mind. Night in Vegas with Q. What like what do you guys do? Oh, this would be great. You plan a night and I plan a night. That's a lot of pressure. As I say, that's too much pressure on him.

No, but he doesn't deal well with like, like, he's in charge of some. He could say hotel bar. We hang on the hotel bar. I won't complain about nothing. So we get back here on the air. That's the key. Go down there recreate a Conspiracy theories out in the desert like are you are you wanting to see someone swinging from the chandeliers? Are you looking for that kind of experience with you because I think most people would expect

Something along that level. They're not looking for pet cemetery. They should have been here 20 years in here 20 years ago. Yeah. There are no shantles left. Left standing. I mean, there are no shantles in his day. I think I'm expecting like like I've seen episode of cops in Las Vegas. Yeah. So you got like the little little guy who was climbing up the telephone poles and then

we'll do an escape room together. Like a shot like that. Like they were called us. Could you imagine me and him and the escape room trying to fucking get out? No. Yeah. I think that you would better. Can you think of a better impetus to make you want to get out of the room. I said I had to break the door down.

And when and whenever Q and ever you see someone who's like, Oh, Q, can I get a picture? You're like only if my friends in it. And I'll only sign shit if he signs it. If he signs it, yeah, well, the good thing about Vegas is you're not allowed to take pictures and casinos. Oh, no, no, I don't know. So you're sorry. Is that how they get away with like getting celebrities there? Yeah. You're not allowed to take pictures and casinos. Oh no, no, so you're sorry

Is that how they get away with like getting celebrities there? Yeah, that's one of the one of the allures for a So I think it's more about cheating and stuff like that, but that is one of the allures That is how celebrities are uncomfortable. Would you be willing to count cards for Q? I don't think I could count cards Don't what your count amount fucking card sharks every day? No, I'm not. You're telling me to... Card sharks. Every day.

Every day. And you're from Ford? So, you have to be a Ford tonight. I had trouble... That seems like he's counting sharks. I had trouble figuring out when Lady Lost because she pulled another Ford tonight. That's true.

I think you earned it. I think after your years of service at Tennessee, Dave, you deserve a little vacation. Okay. So we're gonna be great. Yeah. You'll come. For me? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. That's great. No, definitely. He's got to record it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, someone's got a lot of Patreon content. Cool. I'm excited about that. I can't. I think match game is giving me a judge. I can't watch it anymore. It's. You're familiar with match game. Well, you've explained this. Okay.

If you have to explain the concept of match. I've never seen that. I've never thought I would have such. No. I never thought I would have such vitriol for bread summers. She's the most annoying celebrity on the show. She was a clubman's wife. Now she doesn't even have that because it's match game 78 and I already divorced. And it's been mentioned.

Oh, I didn't even realize I ever got divorced. I thought they made it. Nope, that's a couple that made it through the Hollywood. I can see why she's Hollywood ranger is so consumed with her charm and personality. She literally never just gives an answer. Never. There's a whole preamble. She talks about shit and she, like, whatever she says doesn't make sense and then she goes on to give a crappy answer. Today, I was like, I can't watch the show anymore. There's like this new lady comes on

and the old lady who's dumb as a fucking post the $5,000 level She's with Richard and it's blank goal No anyone even if you're not into sports Field it's gonna say field goal This lady says first goal. It's like that's not even a thing Yeah, but you know the pressure You know that the pressure the nervousness a lot pressure, the nervousness, a lot of things could

play into why you give a bad answer. I suppose. Okay. I do like that the audience, when someone gives a bad answer like an initial route, we'll just outright just build. I think that's kind of funny. Oh, yeah. The original trolls.

They, um, so, so that, so there's this lady who says field doesn't say field goal. Now she's against another lady, right? And that the lady who just came on gets five in a row. Then this next lady, the field goal lady, says something so incredibly dumb, yet they allow her to match with stuff. It's like first it's like, and then the crowd booze and it goes ding. You just give it to me because the crowd doesn't like it. And then Patty, what's her name? Patty Deutsche. She's retarded.

She's awesome. She gives the stupidest fucking answers. They're like Vito gave his girlfriend a necklace around her neck, but if he But if he doesn't like you, he'll give you this around your neck and she says like an order of An order of clam. What's a clam something? I'm casino clam casino to go. What I'm like what Clam Casino to go I'm like what Because you could have a home run though after every answer, but you know she's not gonna say that the object is to match the answer With no the object is also to entertain no, okay, when does that start? Boy, fuck it has no ability to entertain

I just said you have we just redefined what's going on redefined the the concept of first world problems? Have we have we just now brought into another level of you? What deck is 75? I wasn't even alive. What is that? I can't remember. There's this thing where it's like I can't remember. It was like old man Perry Winkle. You know, he gets up in the morning. He's like, I used to be able to get up my what I get up Whatever it's like now I can hardly get up and the lady says me which I'm like okay. Well, that's that's An okay answer. I would say like blood pressure or something, but she said me now one person said me broke summers everyone else had was like

In the morning the patty twitch goes in the morning late afternoon and night. I'm like, that's three fucking answers. That's three answers. How is someone alive? No, I don't think anybody's still alive. No, very few. Gary Berger, fucking idiot radar or Riley. Fucking can't stand that.

Well, see, people said people, the people on the set said they couldn't stand him. And I never understood it until I watch match game. And I, I think, I think I, uh, it's terrible. I think I followed the idea last night that I think he's undiagnosed autistic. And he's, everybody on Reddit. The match, the match, the match subreddit. I said, I think he just, wait, what? There on the mash subreddit. I said I think he just wait.

What? There's a mash subreddit for about the show. And it's just as fucking shitty as the TSD one. No, it's a lot nicer. It's a lot nicer. I don't know what's just done. Go out and go out and get a carry bird. But I said I think he tries to emulate the banter between her and Charles Nelson Riley and just doesn't

know when to stop. And it's just, he just wants to be on. He's just watching the responses on the mesh reddit towards people by your theory. Not many people, no, nobody really. They just thought you said this with as an autistic man, I feel. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. But I said that I didn't believe in it because someone brought up they watched

the match game and they real and he's a real jerk on match game and I was like, you know what? I was going to I was just about to say that because I watch it every day on buzzer. This is what you could do in Vegas, Q. You can go on the match subreddits in your room. I mean, we just leave it. I'm not starting to have it. It will definitely help. But that answer that morning, noon or night that Patty Deutsch gave, it won.

It won the game for that lady. And it never should have because none of the answers matched except if you're going to say, me or myself, I get it, you can't give a time of day and be like, okay, I guess that's good enough. I mean, I guess you can because they did it. But it's it's it's unbelievably. You couldn't do that. I'm fair. You would be out of the way with that.

No way. They would not. There's a lot of thunder. I think it falls under entertainment though. So I think they can get away with doing anything. There's money in the world. It is not. I think that that quayshow scandal. Like I just died recently. Like within the past week.

Yeah. Yeah. With that change. Yeah. Fucking dude. I've worked on game shows now. It is regular. Like a lot of different petty, which level and do fuck. Because they will say at the end of the at the end of the thing like when they're rolling the crats, like, you know, one portion of the game had to be reshot and re-answered. You know, it was not as it was not, you know, they had to be very open about.

And people, you know, we live in a litigious society now too. So like people would just sue. I would sue. people would just sue I Would sue I would definitely sue if I was on that game show and they're like Or are we fucking funny and they give these stupid answers? I'm like, but I now I lost because of it Like now I lost like that lady was on and off so fast because of those fucking dumb answers They're it really like I do I'm sorry and I think I like it. I like Jean a lot and I like Charles Nelson Riley What's at this point though if this is what's Causing you movie is need anxiety and everything. I mean you're there might not be nothing left for you to watch or

I don't look at the news at all anymore. I don't know what's going on But if you're so but if match game's doing this I mean there's like there's a bubble that like and you need to just go into and Maybe No, there's it's it's like it just can't be as fun because they're not saying the same things A little bit more body Edgar got all the sang around on you a little bit more body. You're the Edgar got all the sannier out on you.

Like, it like it, like, um, and the actress just went carousel. It's like, take me and he's holding on to Reagan McNeill and like the day goes into him. Yeah, has the sun become the father? No, because you don't treat your, your, your treat tastes like gold. Yeah, I mean, as far as though, like, the temperament, though, I think, I think it's the same level of like

shit man shakes fucking fist at anything cloud I mean if I'm gonna be 100% honest I'm probably worse in terms of violence like like getting mad at stuff in the house that kind of like a completely firecracker like yeah like hair trigger and inappropriate response to something that doesn't do to go to therapy. I called and it's like three months down the road. Okay, that's good. Three months down the road and because I mean, it's there's so few places selfishly. I love you. Ranting and raving at 50-year-old TV shows, but I really want to see you happy. Yeah, well, that's, I'm not unhappy. I'm just like, I'm a gangster.

You need to find something. You're addicted to anger. Maybe. Oh, there's no doubt. You're addicted to anger. Oh, you're addicted to outrage. At least it's free. Well, not even the outrage I can't even listen to my shows anymore. I can't even listen to Jim and Sam in the morning because it's Poli politics politics. It's all they want to talk about is we got mad at Trump for this and who got mad about that

Yeah, and now who's fucking I'm just like I don't hear it anymore. I just don't want to hear it. Is that entertaining? But you're finding something to be outraged about so you're looking you're you're finding it in the weirdest places though. But it's there because you're no. It's there. It's that. That is. It's only in there. It's all in your head. No, no, he went on the, he went on the match game subreddit and he found some people who agreed with him. I haven't even considered that. But I'm going to look on some match game and see if the people have the same issues I do. I was looking, I texted Q the other day. I was looking on a real estate site and it turns out there's a house pre-foreclosure. That's within affordability, but it's awfully close to somebody I know, awfully close, like next door neighbor close.

I work to Q. No, no, not to get them. Really next door neighbor. Yeah, if you're looking at your place, it's to the left. Yeah, like you're looking to get not your buddy next door, which I say, and gross, soon. That's your real friend. They're their houses for sale. Their house is for sale?

It's not for sale yet. It's in pre-fort closure. Which means it may or may not. They just got that bill because their house was literally... I mean, wiped away by the storm. There was nothing left. Yeah, something must have went so. Wow. I guess you get all that insurance money.

You think that it was a wallpate for it then? You think? Wow. Thank you. You get all insurance money. You think that it was a wallpaper then? You think? Wow. I don't know. Maybe it's calculated. Maybe I'll get maybe I'll float them alone so you can't move in there. Just a little bit of paperwork. Why?

You know what he said? No. But I was wondering I was going to make a list. And then eventually I was like, you know what? I'll bet you would be anything. If say I'm moving, and I got the music up too loud. And Debs like was like, you know what? I'll bet you would be anything if, say, I'm moving, and I got the music up too loud. And Deb's like, well, could you ask Brian

turn the music down? And then I'm like, I think Walt would probably do that. And of course I would. But I'm like, where does it stop? We're like, well, can you get Brian to stop doing this? And I'm like, I don't think it would stop anywhere. I think no matter what it was, you'd be like, Brian, can you stop?

He's new to sunbathing again. Here's where I live. Here's where I live next to. Next to. And you know, you can give me shit. And I won't really care that much. So is there anything that you would draw the line? I mean, I don't see you really being outdoorsy guy,

even being seen outside. I mean, I think we would still see each other on the same level, maybe a couple of times maybe during the week, but for the most part, I bet you we would still, it really wouldn't change anything now. What would be annoying if I was having all sorts of barbecues, but never like, well, not at all. But you know, I was doing it for you.

I know what I doing it for you. Not at all. I'm not here. I'm here. Would you monitor his laundry decorations? Happy vacation. Oh yeah. Have all kinds of people pee and like rainbow coalition. Like kids pissing all over the yard. Oh man.

I think I'd be fun. Because I'm a very good neighbor. I think you would be a good neighbor too. I think I'm a good neighbor as well. So I think we would be the because I'm a very good neighbor. I think you would be a good neighbor too. I think I'm a good neighbor as well. So I think we would be the ultimate neighbors. Oh my God, can you imagine like people on the other side of us are like the best neighborhood in the world. Would you have seen these neighbors?

Would you ever call the cops on him? No. On me? Why would I call the cops? I'm just saying like there's screaming coming from the like bloody murder screaming. Do you call the cops or do you just text them or do you have a kitty a kitty geno he's just not in here anything but see I hear it from his house I just walk over I'm like are we bearing it? I'm ready probably you would have to

come over right? I would probably I would probably call the cops if like no answer and I could still hear the screaming. Was it Brian screaming? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Screaming like a girl. I need a screaming like a kid. Yeah. So woke.

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I'm going to tell you what they are and believe you, me, they are worth the weight back to the show. So I was telling you guys earlier, man. Today we had a visitor in the store. We didn't know it. Unpunounced us. We had no idea that we had a real live, what would you call this person, what creed, credentials and a scientist, right?

Yeah, like, he said he had bona fide, so. And me and Gidem were in a very heated discussion, I wouldn't say argument. No, no. But we were having a heated discussion, and this is one of the things that you sometimes you forget with other people on the store, but I was telling them why I don't think that,

you know, there's a lot of weird theories out there about dinosaurs, and then the guy can walk up to the counter and he said he was a paleontologist. Yeah, paleontologist. All right, cool, sir. No, what's the best dinosaur? You're a flash-carious. No, what's the best dinosaur? Slesh scariest, but I threw out some of my theories as why I think that dinosaurs are bullshit Okay, I fucking some dinosaurs are bullshit. What does that mean?

So I do know could not have existed The way they shove it down our throats. I say keep all right Prognosaurus the way they shove it down our throats. I see. Keep. All right. You know, the source, the source. The source you're saying now they have the bones, but they don't have a complete carcass though. They don't have a complete set of bones. And there's no way you could tell me that one of those fucking necks could ever reach this could put his neck up

and eat. There's no heart. But a giraffe, is it right? Yeah, but you're saying pump and blood pump and blood up to that skull. And I started telling this and what did I what happened Did that palin tons? I shut that motherfucker down? The paleontologist coming up, but he's oh yeah, I don't want to spook to my own horn go ahead Tell him how I fucking knocked his out a knock them out Talking about the brontosaurus and how it can't possibly exist.

And the Stegosaurus, no one knows how it could have ever copulated without disemboweling itself or castrating itself. And he shambles up to the counter with his fucking Garmani suit on. He's like, oh, I happen to be a paleontologist. In case you're wondering, Garmani is an upstair, a store in town. Not a brand that you can go by. What? What's that? You say it? No, it is, but it's only this one point. I think you're saying our Monty wrong. Yeah. Oh, it's not. Yes. Well, all right. Well, I met our Monty.

Yeah. A store. You know, how paleontologists do. How was he dressed? He was dressed in a nine. Yeah, with the show. And he shambles up there. Like he's gonna school me. And he's gonna, like he's gonna. He overheard what you guys were saying. Yeah, he obviously overheard us and he comes up

and he's like, I can't help but hear you talking about dinosaurs. And I happen to be a paleontologist. And I was like, oh really? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I could tell from your fancy suit. Well, yeah.

I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I'm just fucking school rings. I'm still wearing them. He's got 10 different college rings. I'm not going to college. I'm not going to college. He's just got a fucking tap among the counter while he's talking.

Oh, I noticed you're not wearing fucking five rings. I don't need a fucking ring. He's got those knuckle rings just so you know. This is already a far cry from the wall to say the custom is always right. And a below time made out of a dinosaur egg. Okay. All right. So he hears our conversation and he starts to say, well, you realize that the Bronnosaurus, what do you, he didn't call it Bronnosaurus, he said something else.

Well, he was like, I get the Latin name or something. We were talking about sauropods and he brought up ultra-saurus, which is, I admit, is a dinosaur, I haven't even heard of. It's, no way. But I said, well, I want to talk about the pranosaurus fucking doc

Now a horn's get them to know No, I'm being rewarded or punished for past life. I don't know which one it is So this big shot so he comes up and he he interjects in our conversation so I'm like all right your fair game mother fucker Yeah, you're fair game to get fucking sliced and dice then because I want I throw these couple things at him And he goes well, you do know Right, was he stammering? Yeah, he was like you know that that's some of these dinosaurs at two hearts, right? I was like, oh all of, that's some of these dinosaurs had two hearts, right? And I was like, oh, all of a sudden, now they got fucking multiple hearts.

What did that mean? What did that start? That was an edge, it's fun. When they were born. Okay, so tell me then, 65 million years ago. When did the cre- So did, so are there no creatures left now with multiple hearts on, on, on, in present time?

And he goes, well, we know earthworms do. Do they? And I was just like, what? well, we know earthworms do. Do they? And I was just like, what? I was like earthworms have multiple hearts. Where? I mean, they barely have a body. Where are all they, what are they? All heart?

Like Tom Brady? I said, I didn't say that, but I should have said that. That would have been a good one, harder. I'm gonna shut them down even more. You tell me that earthworms are the goat of bugs. Oh my god. I think they just throw the shit out there, though. I'm gonna shut him down even more you tell me the earthworms are the goat They just throw this shit out there though. They're just like well, okay, they're getting us on That they couldn't have raised their heads This is no physical. I saw you know what we'll just tell them they have multiple hearts. Yeah, yeah, yeah

I don't prove but they have multiple hearts. Did you work a video? I did and I found that earthworms have better known as pseudo hearts They're bands of muscles that are around the, like, the veins in the arteries that help them pump blood. Right. I meant the dinosaur part. Did you, did you go, did you wake up, he had bronzes or? Well, that's what they said that they may have had pseudoharts and help them that help them get the blood up to their, to their brain.

So what he did was mention something that has a precedent and nature that addresses the concern that you know, but it's not a second heart. It's not like, you know, right, but then it doesn't need to be a second heart. It just needs to be exactly what it does. Sudo heart. That's just a name to make fucking dumb dumbs on the stand.

It's not called a pseudo heart. I'm sure it's called them something. Something something. Why is this so co-payling? It's how I just call it. Aortic arch. A double heart. Yeah, second heart.. He's talking down to you to make you understand. What's going on? He's dumbing it down for you. All the guy wanted to do is buy a fucking Batman comic.

No, he's all he wanted. That's all you want to do. He just showed a fucking kept his trap shot. Not being like you're right. I can't help but And then we googled his name and of course it didn't come up anywhere. All right. It's. It's just you keep spiking. So it's not it's louder than you think it is. Okay. All right. Yeah. It'll be it'll be fun. But what about Brannisaurus bones? But where where are all these hearts fit in? I mean it's a brannis. It's a fucking dinosaur. But how big how big are these hearts though? Now all of a sudden there's multiple heart theories.

Is it sudden or and how much and then what what school do we get? How do they find all this food? Would they just eat all day long and do nothing else? Is that all they were doing then? Is it how could this creature of this size consume enough food daily to live? Well, I can't lift up its head, mind you. But the earth didn't look the same like that. It was nothing but vegetation. Why couldn't't lift up a tent mind you but the earth didn't look the same like that it was nothing but vegetation Why couldn't it lift up a tent? It's it wouldn't have enough it would knock itself out as soon as it lifted its head. Oh, that's not that's not a fact. That's a theory Based upon You know what you think based upon like real world situation not fucking prehistoric world where everything was radioactive

So everything was five fifty million times bigger than it really was Okay, I love this I agree with you so far an app an app to source a Appetite source But that's the broadest source. Hague fish has four hearts There's some creatures that do have the bones. Yeah, only well an octopus has a multiple heart. Cephalopods have three hearts. But these are all invertebrates though. Right. What happened to the why are there no vertebrates? What hearts now living on the on the planet today? Oh, I don't know evolution.

Transfer for everything. But look at his neck bones. They're so big of course he can. Those aren't those aren't real, bro. They find one or two bones and they make up one to be honest. Yeah, they've never found a complete skeleton of this shit I'm the crazy one here just with match game. I'm the crazy one No, I just I admit I weighed into early That this sounds crazy, but it's only crazy because we believe everything science tells us without ever questioning it. It just pisses me off. And you were nobody ever goes like, well, are we sure they're fucking right?

This is true. Are you not dismissing all dinosaurs just some? I'm not dismissing there may have been creatures that went extinct. Well, but I don't know if there was a tarot act. But you said there's proof for some dinosaurs because of paintings. Oh, that's right. We also found an ancient. Let's check this out. Do you ever hear this? So this is they have a complete T-Rex set. A complete. Yes. There's never been a lot of sort of a story.

No, no, no. There's never been one complete 100% complete dinosaur you're probably right 90% they're saying but hold on shit there's ancient art out there that has Long before that anybody ever saw a dinosaur ever the concept of a dinosaur because that's only around 1800s and there are paintings cave paintings with dinosaurs. That's an ad I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

There there is a stegosaurus on some sort of like a Mayan Yeah, Mayan. Mayan. Okay. Yep. So I believe but you don't know when that was made right though. Yeah, mine. Mine. Okay. Yep. So I believe... But you don't know when that was made, right?

Well, long, long, thousands of years ago before anybody ever heard of the word dinosaur or people were talking about dragons. So is there a chance though that man and dinosaurs walk together? Six thousand years ago. I don't think so. You know science would want to suppress that shit and... Why would they want to suppress that shit? It shatters it so. Again you got to remember what they wanted to suppress.

God. But what you're saying science is based on... Well dinosaur science. Dinosaurs science is based on refuting God. They're like if we make up these creatures and say they never. Then your Bible is just a nice little story to tell yourself. But if that, what if man and dinosaur? I think that's an idea. So wait, wait, wait, wait. Walk together. So I have this clear. So there is evidence of dinosaurs existing. Actual evidence. Yes. There is zero evidence that the Bible is real and that God exists. They're just glad to learn. But where? And who made that?

Why the fuck am I supposed to believe that's real? So why? So somehow the trick is to not believe the evidence, but instead to dismiss that in favor of something. I think I think dinosaurs existed. Okay. I do think they existed. But I also believe that in favor of something I think I think dinosaurs existed. Okay, I do think they exist it But I also believe that not every dinosaur that they throw it down the pike I think they've made some fucking mistakes some booboo's and now they're trying to fucking be like Like they threw too many out they threw too many dinosaurs out there now and they couldn't possibly have Okay, I also think that there's we're going to find evidence. Is this an overkill? Are we doing an overkill tonight? Okay.

It's just all the shit I told you. It really feels like overkill. I have that overkill feeling. And I said, you know, that I believe that at one point, sooner or later, we will find evidence of man being around with dinosaurs who are around it, some dinosaurs. And then that will fucking throw all this shit into, uh, into a tizzy because there's evidence science community scrambles to try to be like, well,

well, God still didn't exist because of this. There's evidence of human bones being found hundreds of thousands of years earlier than scientists say that they've been found. Cool. Oh, it's all the time that I wear. I don't know. Different parts of the time. All the time that I've been found all the time. Where? I don't know. There's different parts of the world. Okay, no, I'm not. I'm literally, I'm learning. I'm learning. No, I do believe it.

I just want to know where. Probably in some like Mayan city, or you know, when they were digging. Or quarry, probably. Okay, here's 11 living creatures that coexisted with dinosaurs. We'll see if humans are on the list. Of course they're not. Okay. They are. Then all of a sudden we got to rethink everything that they're telling us about science about God and science then. Well, this is the Alexander's website. Let's say. No. Crocodile snakes bees sharks horseshoe crabs sea stars lobsters duck-build platypus green sea turtle cockroach and a to a terror wait wait start that list and I'm sorry work

crocodiles snakes that I know snakes I know bees she's bees horseshoe bees in their current form we're alive back then buzzing bees were alive and stinging even when the dinosaurs were room in the earth. Oh, that's cool Okay, sharks were shoot crabs. They look pretty I mean fucking Stan Island growing up because I grew up right near the beach. Yeah, and there's a hoysharker It's all the fucking time. They look just like dinosaurs Yeah, they look like something that's been around like an ex and shit. Yeah.

And and and in mating season you go to the beach and there's just so many of them it's creepy and you click clack in at night. Yeah, it was long tail. Yeah. Yeah. Bloods worth a lot of money.

What? Bloods worth a lot of money. Two scientists. So if we catch them and bleed them out we can make some couple bucks. Yeah, but they have a lab said do it. Yeah, I think it's something like $7,000 a pint. Aren't they always we got a retirement plan?

Their theories on dinosaurs constantly. Dinosaurs look like big lizards. Oh, okay. Oh, no, that couldn't possibly work. Okay. They look like big chickens. They had feathers. They weren't as colorful as you'd think they were. Oh, they're slow moving. They're quick. Well,

they spent all their time living in water because they were so big. Oh, no, no, no, no, they can walk on land. Oh, boy. This is a gas leak. Why? The guy's a push in his bed too far. Well, why do you think it's a, why do you just swallow everything? Because, because, because, uh, you, what you're, but they're correcting themselves, which is what you're saying is, uh, am I not putting, I felt like four hours. Like, I, I, I, I, they're rope a dope.

I'm helping me. Help me. I'm getting a rope a dope, but too flat earth. There's a lot of balls. Well, that's just crazy talk. The theories evolve, right? Like this is what we think. And then, you know, they're like, oh, wait,

we were wrong about that. You know, we discovered something else turns out that they're more closely related to birds. So why are you so inclined to believe everything then? When they're, we were not smart enough to figure it out on ourselves. I know, so I don't care that much. I read an article about like that telescope that they. I don't care that much. I read an article about that telescope

that they're looking at the black hole. The Hubble? And not the Hubble, it's a different one, right? It's like five different ones. Yeah, it's like these five telescopes that they now are looking at a black hole. And I'm like, this is really interesting. I read the article and I'm like, I could have this shit.

I'm like, I don't know what this means because it's all fuzzies. OK, I want to tell you this, and I know you're going to think I'm crazy, though. So that's doing telescopes, too. I'm not sure we're living next to each other. You have to tell us. I'm not sure that all the pictures that they throw out there for consumption for the public are real. I do. Who knows if we want to the moon because I wouldn't be shocked at anything. There's a there's a site just recently dropped

Q you may want to look it up. Okay, they found a penguin on Mars. Which leads me to believe obviously there's no penguins on Mars. So they're fucking throwing out shit that they didn't look at close enough and they're not real pictures from another planet. I'm probably so preoccupied by making up these fake black hole pictures that they uh, the quality control. Don't go off. We don't have a sun reader. The sun, the British newspaper spotted a penguin behind the rock bars.

But that's like a week later. We're so that can't be what that can't be what you're throwing my way. What's the sun? This is fucking it's a bad boy level shit. Oh, no, no, that's not the picture anyway Look at under just images. There is I mean here it is on you know who's saying a scientist is claiming it We so called scientists that with their fucking That's it. Yeah, there's your penguin Sure, but it also looks like a rock. Or it looks like a duck.

So yeah, I mean, what they're expecting you to believe then this one guy anyway, he's convinced he's bought a penguin that in a fucking airless atmosphere. One penguin is hanging out. I mean, it's clearly a rock behind it. That's smaller in comparison. It's got reflecting swan glass, salty. It's got a little penguin sticking his head around a rock. And it's taken from some other location

and then present it to the world as like NASA presents more photos so they can get more funding. We want. It's all a fucking game and it's all nice. But I don't understand what you just said. Because NASA wants to make sure that they constantly are throwing out Things to get to public interest so they can keep getting funding and the older

So just just just again, and I'm only asking because I want this straight in my own head You think the fact that we have the human race is successfully landed robots on Mars isn't enough to keep Interest and money flowing. We now need penguin put a penguin on Mars isn't enough to keep interest in money flowing. We now need penguin. Put a penguin on Mars. Well, I'm not sure that like you don't think this penguin on Mars. No, I believe that photo was taken on Earth and was not fact checked or was not given the thorough one so everybody was released like a penguin wandered on the set from the fucking Local zoo so it was probably taken from some other local well

This looks alien enough if we twinge the your tweak the colors Red filter on it So you know they were on Mars at all. I believe I believe they've tried to get on Mars and I believe that when photos They can't get them they'll fake them then. So you don't believe her? I believe they tried to get them. Or I believe they sent that rover. And maybe it did. It was like crashed, but maybe, but to continuously get all

these crystal clear photos, I find it hard to believe. Why? Is look how far away Mars is and look and you're getting photos. I mean, I can't even download a file sometimes of people sending it. Yeah, but I mean, then I'm using Verizon, brother. I think I can file it. No, they don't. They did say like the moon landing, it was like an incredibly small amount of memory that did all this shit.

Like some computer. Like, like not nearly enough. I mean, I don't want to sound like, again, I'm not no conspiracy theorist. No. But when you look at things really closely, you start to like pick things apart. Yeah.

I don't see, there's anything wrong with doing that. And I can't stay. I just want to just shut people down. The existence is based on cynicism. I love it. The devil's in the details. Yeah, I just don't want to look at things too closely Like if they want me to believe that we went to the moon. I'm fine believing that they want me to believe that we're on Mars

I'm okay believing it But why would you want to believe believe things that aren't true though? Isn't what's a life? What's truth? Lead but I'm built on upon lies though. What is what is an existence like that though? Wouldn't you rather know the truth be they do not know what I rather know? Yes, am I gonna get worried if I don't know? Not really what difference is a make to me makes no difference to me whether on Mars or not I'll never yeah, I'll never see the benefits of any of this

But if they're lying to you about that what else they'd lie to you about you, but my point is I don't care about anything What what should I care about all right what about this what do you care about? Yeah, what about this though? should science Try to cure death Because they're trying to do it yeah, hopefully in the next 30 years you think they should do that I would love for the wealthy and entertaining. Yeah Prove your work through at least eight seasons

Cut it down to seven? Yes, seven, six and a half, six and a half. What's going on? You're here with the pigs brain cells? No, what's going on? They brought them back to life. Awesome. So like zombie pig?

Well, just the brain cells, not the pig. But they were necroticly. They were totally dead. They brought them back. And they are able to do some shit to it to start making them vital again. What happened to religious people got worked up about this kind of stuff? Remember like the first test to baby they got worked up about and then stem cells they got worked up about? Where are people where they're like your reanimating pigs now? Oh, I think that once it gets really close to,

no, they're not reanimating. that don't So I'm really accurate though. They just took some cells and we're able to turn them back on right do you think though that I mean Oh, honestly not as a joke and but do you really think science should be trying to solve death? Yeah, do why? That is a bad condition man, but what so I know coming back from Well, do we need to be taking care of all these older and older and older and older people? How long should a person be able to so indefinitely infinity? Oh, what point then? You got a cure, you got a cure aging. You got a cure aging as well. Right, because you keep getting older and like nobody's gonna Well, is it you're like, well, why am I even here when I had the surgery on my wrist for weeks ago? The guy was telling me that so I thought I said this on the show already

But that kids that kids that are being born today could expect to live to like 100 120 years old And he said that he said that the problem is Go this the hand search in the man. He said that the problem is gonna be or something Yeah, I So how much am I saying? I know you're cheap, but the fuck you're doing. I wouldn't put it fast, you know.

You got a putty plan. You found him at Zay, you found him at Zay, what, Nehu? He said the problem is, is that our bodies just will not be able to handle as long as like, you can make you live forever,

but your joints are all gonna need to be replaced. You would be like a zombie You like fuck dude. I was fucking 40 or 45 whatever and I had to get a new replay. Yeah, so Be all mechanical you be Darth Vader. Yeah, except for your brain, which they keep fixing up If they could fix Alzheimer's, right, we great if they could I would love it. I would take it in a heartbeat I know you're the guy that says it like you're just so tired Yeah, but I'm sure you want to put up with this though No, but I'm gonna stop. What about the next suicide or the next generation generation after that and generation? I don't know kids. No, no, no, no, no, I'm my own replacement. No, no, no, you had kids so you have to die

I I'm holding on to my spot. Okay. I'm not giving it up technically. I don't have That's right. We're hanging out. It's right. No, but I'm saying but if ever no one's dying I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- If you spawn a replacement then you have to go if you don't spawn a replacement you get to stay It's gonna be a shit hole the whole world's gonna be it's already a shitton right well not every place City is no one's dying and we're overcrowded and overpopulated as it is yeah What will that world look like when if no one's dying and we're keeping everybody alive? I won't be my problem be my problem. I'll be fine. No, I'll be okay. No, but you gotta keep working. Also, do you keep working the whole time? You have to sustain yourself. So you're like 400. I mean, I'm not saying it's ideal, but at a certain point, there's going to be a tipping point where you've made enough money to take 100 years off. That's true. You know, can you come back and people are still into IJ after 100 years? Oh, God. I don't think it's five years.

People are going to be into IJ, but I know the next generation. Shit's giving me hope. Lives on. Effects people in a real way. Well, you got to assume that if we start colonizing other planets. We're going to send the elder. We're already. Yeah.

Part of it. We're actually doing that. That's a already. Yeah. Part of it too. We're actually that's that's a option. You don't think that's you don't think that's eventually going to be possible. We can't fucking bring water and foilage to who to Africa to the continent. We can't get them sustaining who's we. Why can't

Africa get the water and the science community can't figure out how to make Africa mean well much on about tomorrow But you don't think eventually we will yeah, we're gonna we're gonna go to another planet We're gonna be able to pull it off there like eventually you don't think so then it's true Most of the planet to look like an Africa any number of African countries right like old I don't know Shit, you don't know it's never gonna happen never gonna happen. You know how much never gonna happen how much money it would take Well, then you're like I mean if you're going to these places and you're creating artificial

Atmosphere you got a truck in all water Me My To warrant that kind of privilege nothing. I've done Right, so you are gonna be able to go, we're gonna have to take people of, not that you're not, but I mean like, it's all right. I'm okay with that.

I'm gonna continue. Thought I thought you thought anyway. But like scientists, and people who will be able to really do. But if I get them, they're the new pilgrims. Face age pilgrims. But if I live forever, I can be the ones that I recall.

Tantamaria and the fucking They took people that could get shit done when they got there Tantamaria, what up? That's a ship he's behind it exploded he's cool I can't remember all the ship's days, but you know, oh there's three that's a lot Tantan The Nina the Pinto the Santa Maria none of them had comedians on you know that I know it for a little pilgrims it sticks out there and it's probably nothing to joke about You don't know that? I know it for a fact.

Well there were pilgrims, it sticks out there. It was probably nothing to joke about. But they were, if there was a comedian on there, a guy would have said to humor. He was put on the boat because of it. No, no, no, he's just a wiseass. Yeah. Because he's probably the first one to eat the never-ending. He was the captain's jester.

Right, but you gotta remember, look, I'm a professionally trained fireman, I got skills. Those skills are roting every day. Yeah, but I find it. If I have a friend, I think you're because both fires are out. Yeah, but because I know I'm immortal. I'm going to get I'm going to get back in the game. So wait, wait, wait, you think that your skills of firefighting in on the grounds on earth will transfer up into space?

No, no, I think that I have the time to get train. If I'm immortal, I could get trained on a space. Oh, still are mortal. Okay. All right. But that's the basis of this old conversation. Is that? Oh, I thought maybe you just thought maybe in your end when shit gets really goes south, that we'll start to look at another planet. If if I think eventually human race will go

to other planets, we're talking. I don't. Without the immortal. Without the immortal. Just a new humanity. You think that is your world. Yeah. Earth will colonize another planet. I think so. Yeah. I think it's inevitable I also I think because everyone's so worked up with glossed over that it's the Mayflower that brought the pilgrims The other ones were the Columbus issues, right? That is most likely correct. Yeah, I believe so even on all right So you 1492

Yeah, the Mayflower brought the programs. Mayflower and what? There was one ship. There were other ships. I thought that was the one that we started at the time of school. I mean, you want to talk about bullshit. Like, forget science, like history. Oh, but it glosses over like the bad stuff.

Every thing. So when the ship that they teach you, So that was curriculum. What makes you think that science wasn't also tweaked? Oh, I think it is tweaked all the time. I mean, not big shit. Like not like what's the point of tweaking little shit? Well, again, I'm says doles in the details. I mean, they're like the sun's 93 million miles away, depending on, you know, the season or whatever. Who's going to argue between 93 and 95?

There's no way to tell, but like, little shit, little everyday shit that, you know, they may need to adjust what's a medical science or that kind of thing. And those three ships were Columbus's. So how, is it one of the nine planets in our solar system? You think what to look outside the solar system? I'm just relearning about ships right now Do you think we'll have to look outside our solar system queue for this planet earth to I think it comes down to travel and energy

If they could figure out a way to replicate energy and End cross distances without it taking decades. I think the world is, I think the universe is. Well, it doesn't matter who are immortal. So it doesn't matter who are immortal, the mortality is not okay. Event horizon telescope, that's what I was thinking of before.

I can't remember the name. Do you remember that movie you ran horizon? Yeah, it's actually really good. Yeah, does it hold up? Yeah, does it? I remember loving it. Definitely does, yeah. That's what I'm with Sam Neal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry. It's funny with Sam Neal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry. It's funny, I can't remember the fucking chips that Christopher Columbus came over, but I'm like, You gotta remember so many other things. Hey, I gotta remember Sam Neal is in the fucking bag of riser. I'm just an idiot.

Like I'm an idiot. I'm no better than the fucking paleontologist. Well, I'm stupid too. Like you're gonna tell me. But you know what, interject yourself as the learned one to school. I hope I've never given anybody the impression that I think I know what I'm talking about. Quite the opposite.

Obviously, I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I just don't like the idea of just believing every single thing that somebody tells me. I agree with that. I think that's healthy. I just feel like just because there were an alab coder. Yeah, but also fucking fancy. But I think you need better reasons to disbelieve things. Why do you care? I guess why do you care? Let's say we found out tomorrow because

it's fucking arrogant. Let's say we found out fair, fair, fair, fair, that I can't stand fair. And the end of trying to tell like say that there's so much better and more intelligent. Are they saying that? Well, it would have to say they're more intelligent. They definitely are. They know they think they think they think. Big dick swinging, killing, what else did I got? Except for their brain. They're a degree of the money that comes in. Dinosaur's my life. It's like, well, you're likely to get hurt. You're a nerd. You're a little nerd, girl.

Just a little nerd, kick your ass. Yeah, fuck them. Right. So what are the implications if tomorrow, the fucking lid got blown off, and it turns out that dinosaurs never existed. They were always made up what happens. I think we have to look at everything that we've been taught

and everything that's been shoveled down our throat and be like, okay We got a question everything now. We just can't this was obviously Spearcy what reason I don't know maybe because it was something to do with the Bible a reason to like Disproved this prove the Bible. I think there'd be a lot of disenfranch. I mean the museums are fucking out of a commission. The radical history is just being taken out. Just put a sign. I see whales up for sale because it's fucking hard. It's all worthless.

It's worthless huh? I agree with you as much as like question everything. You know? That's what TSD should be all about me and question every day. I agree with you every single day. Yeah. I used to catch a ton of shit. Pam would fucking lose it on me because I would question everything.

I'd be like, well, why? That was she didn't want to hear it. In turn, like, Well, she didn't know the answers. She doesn't know the answers. And you were too lazy to look for him yourself. Just keep going, why? Why?

Yeah, I wasn't lazy to eat your old stuff. But you got to go look for yourself though like me and get him like we have these conversations and we are like why aren't you more like a 50 year old man we challenge each other daily yeah yeah sometimes get him teaches me something sometimes I teach him something right you have vast knowledge of LEDs that's that's a rewarding relationship though yeah so you so wait we don't talk down to each other just because oh come on that's not slipping that I'm just saying that's 50% true don't have to have it we're gonna have to tweak the science on that a little

We're gonna have to tweak the science on that a little. We're about to the chalkboard on that one. Here's maybe a little inaccurate. That's just passion, I tell him. What I do is I just need big questions about my feelings. I went in front of other people and I'm extra passionate. I'm trying to wake him up. This guy believes anything. I mean, come on.

Penguin, smart. Too hard to answer. Now what about this too? The last thing about prehistoric creatures, they found a horse. The most preserved horse ever. It's got hair on it and everything. And it has blood in it. Awesome. They are going to now clone it.

Great. What does a regular old horse? I like that. Well, you look it up. Okay. It's a prehistoric horse cloning, most exquisite specimen ever. Do I have to type in all these? I'm sure it's, can I just put in pre-store course?

What? The way I'm asking for exquisite news. Go on your news though. And I'm curious as to why you say great. Why is that great though? Isn't that your evidence of something? Is this a 42,000 year old horse? Look at the 42,000 year old is nattle.

They can't do that different. No, it's that one. Did bring you back Willem. Oh, he was frozen. They've been saying that for how long they've been telling that fucking lies. Yes, this is a pro channel. Discovery Priser.

He looks like he's a fucking barnfucker. But in 40,000 years, wouldn't have it wouldn't have Evolved them much right won't they just be bringing back a horse right? That's what I'm saying. So why are they doing this? You have to be good because right, but there's more to it than that I think we have to question why they just say they're gonna do it and we're like okay, go ahead do it great But why is it why are they doing it? It says right here It's the purpose because it was extinct So I guess they're seeing if they can bring back an extinct animal, right?

Is that good that we should bring back a, there's a reason it went extinct. Yeah, it was weak. No. Well. And you're only bringing one back. This is not the lip. Pussy ass horse.

It didn't deserve it. Yeah, but if a species got wiped out because of us, it didn't. This is not one that did. OK, you're talking a specific instinct. I guess I'm talking about cloning in general. But all right, fun. Like, woolly mammoth was because of us. It didn't. This is not one that did. Okay, you're talking about specific instinct. I guess I'm talking about cloning in general. But all right, fine. Like, woolly mammoth was because of us. Was it? Yeah. So, right, but if we have the, so don't starter, but why only exercise the power to destroy? Why not exercise the power to, to

bring back so we can destroy it all over again. It's bringing it back. Yeah. What are the ramifications? I don't know, but I like movies that start with this premise. Right. Everything's on the movie though. No, nothing's a movie. I'm just saying like I think that why not? But why if you could do it, do it. Why not do it? What if it your comedian was so preoccupied whether or not he could, he didn't think that he should. Right, but why shouldn't we do that? You're just going to let get them a quote Jurassic Park? I'm setting them up for some of

I'm not going to like the doom and gloom of like a sci-fi movie I'm just like what is the point and what is the real angle? I want to know what to look past the like The sci-fi like they said deny God I think so yeah I want to play you could just take the angle that God gave us the tools and the ability to do this if everything is God's will then religious types love to say well somebody was talking to set today of like how they were they were saying that like like Notre Dame burning down like, how could everything be God's will if they're burning? And then somebody else was like, well,

what if God's will was that the church was burned? So these two people who work on the reconstruction of it have a baby and that baby turns out to do something great in the name of God, there's no way to understand God's will. And I love this. You guys are talking about this on the set of and practical jokes. So you, like, so you these guys not only are we having

conversations like of this. Yeah. I can't believe I'm in practical jokes. You guys are talking about that. We also have dumbass conversations, but that was one of them that was today. So so we've got never I mean I don't mean that's not like I thought would be like all like farcags and so are that like pulling fingers. Did you hear that you guys are talking about that kind of like intellectual conversations that challenges and makes people you know right. So what if the horse what if it's God's will that we discover the technology to bring the horse back? You don't know. Well first off can you really bring it back because they're going to put it in a in a it's only going to be one so So you're, you're trying 20 times to do it so far.

And the same horse try to mate with itself. But we don't, but I think you're missing the point of it. It was like, what if you genre of porn? What if the point isn't to bring back the horse? The point is through the process of attempting it, something else is gained with something is branched out from that. That was the intention of God putting that horse in the ground Do you ever want to okay? You just say yes, no, I really don't want it like you don't hear me

I want to hear too much of it. I don't want to like paint. I don't want to have anybody go after you for a year But should we ever put shackles on science? No, I don't think we should I No, I don't think we should. I mean, you're talking about this kind of stuff. I mean, you talk about like Nazi Germany science where it's like, yeah, it's like twins have sex and two of the baby comes out. That was God's will. Right.

Yeah, it was also God's will that we fucking stomped him out. And when I say we, I mean, anybody else with me. Time jiggle out. Our letters from generations. Yeah. So aside from, I guess, something I guess the answer is yes, I think there should be some check. I don't know if they should be doing shit like that.

But. So there, I don't know, it's a tough question, right? Well, I think if you leave out those type of things. Well, who's to say what's a boring? I said that right. I think society has a general, I don't know. It's a great question Should they be creating new life mean isn't that pretty much what God was for me? Well, maybe God gave us the ability to do it for a reason this my point but like

To to kill I don't know I mean, I don't know well It's I'm not up to the test What mean can I do fucking seven hours a day? Yeah? I'm sure Kevin be very happy to hear that this is not like we're not fucking pricing comics. Yeah. And I do another shit. We're also chasing out customers. Half-baked theories. And we checked out the paleontologists. We're still listening. Yeah. We, we, we, I got his name off the credit card. We see so yeah. Okay. Paleontologist Nothing

Hard and breached and privacy and we Actually sounds the words illegal I think No, the illegal part was when we put his credit card number on the internet He said what we just took what he signed his name on the receipt. Yeah, no numbers We don't write like that. No. I know you didn't mean that. Did you write Dr. Ahead of Ergius? No, he did not. No.

I think in terms of victimless science, no, they shouldn't be shackles. Well, you think about that led to the A-bomb. Think about Victorian era medical stuff, right? Yeah. How brutal some of it was, but they test on people. They test on prisoners prisoners and that continues through Nazi Germany or like say Japan like unit 731 where they're doing other experiments on people and then those things I don't know my family with that 731 oh it was like basically a concentration camp where

they were running all kinds of stuff that would make the Germans, some of it would make the Germans like. Yeah, the Germans would be like, holy shit. That's all freezing, yeah. Really? Like what's an example of that? It was a lot of like experiments with like freezing people, cutting off their arm, like doing a lot of surgery without anesthesia, like that kind of shit. Yeah. How could you even do that? Because that person is not happy as it's happened. No. Okay.

They think because they say they're doing it in the name of science and that's how they justify it. But then although scientists like you know from Nazi Germany with Operation Pibercliffe and this one too, it's like then America brings all these scientists over and they're like, would you guys find out? Sure. We picked your brains. Because a lot of cryogenic science was from Mangala. So you have a way of saying, and that's because science wasn't shackled now. I don't think we really need to know what surgery without anesthesia feels like because right anesthesia I could tell you yeah feels like it's not fun because when I went to Mexico to get my wrist on And it's teacher was a model to kill

I'm a bulletin on the top. It's nuts. Well, I like it. There's a branch of philosophy. I think it's solipsism where it's like the only thing that's guaranteed to exist is your own mind. Like that's the only thing you can be sure about. Yeah. The only reality.

Maybe that's what you guys have adopted. Yeah, we're just doing it. And we don't like to get into like heated argument. We even say it's an argument, but we don't like to like pown somebody and have a shit. Well, I know he does, but. I need shackles. I'll pride powning a paleontologist.

Right. Except here happened. It sure seems like you did. This is different. Tapping his ring on the counter. Fancy pants. Garmani had to tell. I, uh,

I, you mentioned Notre Dame earlier. I got all burned up. I was, like I saw it like just as it broke. It's like, Oh, Notre Dame's on fire. And I was almost tweeted, Sockray blew more like Notre flame. That was like, so glad you didn't. So glad I did it, right? That's, that's not on brand. That would have been a rough. That would have been off brand. Is that the New York Post title today? I mean, I want to be surprised. However, I found out that somebody has been tweeting

with reckless abandon, doing whatever they want, liking porn tweets, and if that me, I know it's not you. Hit him. It's not get him. This is a sandbagging. This. I don't know. I was a fuck, he bad buys porn statues.

He's not gonna like videos. I like porn, but I was sent, you wanna see the, this was a minor controversy. I'm fucking on, look how with it I am. I was going to send it to both of you guys, this porn tweet, and then I was like, well, if WhatsApp phone is lying there, and this porn tweet comes up I was like, well, if what phone is lie in there and this

porn tweet comes up, he may get in trouble. So I'm going to, well, if, if your wife saw it, but you couldn't be like, oh, this is, this business. So what? Then she'd be like, Oh, your friends like this shit. Why do they like this shit? And I'm like, why do they tell her about the, I don't like it. Right, I don't like it. Right, I don't like it. Right, I don't like it. Right, I don't like it. Right, I don't like it. Right, I don't like it. Right, I don't like it.

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I think somebody's servicing or two ladies are servicing a dude right? You can't really see it but that's what's implied. Well, what you tell us, you're the one who like a Rorschach. Well, I believe what it is is is if you think that looks like Rorschach, you don't get it up. It's the top of that. I think that it's a short video clip. Oh, that would have was. Yeah, I think that what happens is like if, you don't get it up. It's the top of that. I think that it's a short video clip. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah, I think that what happens is if that was Twitter

and you stopped on it, you would see a woman giving some dude head. Okay. So one lady's holding it and the other lady is saying, 46,000 views. Okay. 358 likes. And I'm being singled out for enjoying. That's your first time you ever like the clip of that nature. It's actually not probably your last night. It's not but if people are gonna be like I don't want to give the explanation

Yeah, because I don't want to kill this. I don't want to nip this off at the bud. Let's keep rolling with this. Like people are trying to shame you know, right? People trying to watch me for expressing my sexuality. In a few moments. I know what that is. I really expressing your sexuality. What I like is what he likes. He likes it when one girl holds his shlong and the other one. Watch it. Bullwiting. I think it's phenomenal. I think it's phenomenal. All I know is I started getting people being like, yeah, what did you hear? I started seeing

people because I didn't I I just jumped to the end that I don't know that we Of all this but like so the woman that tweeted it I've known her for I know her before she got in the business. She's a friend One of the performers in the video. She got in the business. There's a real performance Is it an actress? Okay, I thought maybe it was a no, it's a it's a it's a woman. I've known for quite a while Well, it's a it's a porn star. It's a porn star lady. Yeah, so it's a woman I've known for quite a while now. Well, it's a porn star. It's a porn star lady. Yeah, so it's a performance.

But I've known her. I knew her before she was in the business. And I don't judge my friends about what they do for a living. If she got into porn, I'm not going to be like, well, now I can't follow you. Like it makes no sense. So like when you, when, Even though it like PR-wise, it may hurt you.

Look, you gotta stand by your friends. You know what I mean? Like, what am I going to do? I say one thing, he's ready to bail. Yeah, I've still been here so far. You're known that's gonna be tested. You know that's gonna come to a bid. And I am ready to bail. I'm just saying, I haven't yet.

I know you're gonna bail, so I'm gonna bail. I've said it many times, I'm not really gonna bail. I'm just gonna be a couple of the bail. We're gonna be the biggest forgettable'em, we'll be a leader. My point is this, like, so I don't know, I'm scrolling through and I guess my thumb hit the fucking, the heart. Next thing I know, I got like four or five people

and being like, how could you like that? What are you doing this is, meanwhile, the weird thing is like, I've actually liked porn links before, and nobody said anything So I don't know why this one which I didn't even mean to do on purpose Which I would do on purpose. I'm not even denying it Mm-hmm is the one that all of a sudden I'm getting shit from because people think they're funny People think they put like crying emojis and like and it's funny and I'm just like they put crying like

They're like you watch people could see what you like crying emoji Right it's funny. You should make really cute porn cue. Yeah should man really cute porn cue yes it's the equivalent of the button thank you get them this is why I love it it's the fucking Twitter equivalent of the Bud Lightly like they think they're fucking funny it's like oh my god is if I'm the only fucking person in the world that watches a lights born it's what an eight billion dollar year industry and we're you know you're where the only ones right now you unlike it I did but Caved no, I did a cave because this is why somebody's come actually I did because one woman said

Hey, man, I was at work and what you like comes up on my professional Twitter feed So I'm sorry that that's my fault now. I got to worry about your fucking you Should I go on Twitter to work anyway. I agree I agree on your percent But at the same time if I if I had hit it on purpose, I would have left it But I didn't so I just undid it. Mm-hmm. It was over in two minutes the whole fucking thing Now all this controversy Walt it was started by 13% Would we like to scold her because Because I did a little little little

legwork. I got her her phone number. Well, what's what's a scolder for? Because I don't know what I'd love to hear what she's thinking. Yeah, yeah, I'd love to hear what she's like. Why does she think it's even noteworthy? The star of your magnitude is liking something like that. I only found out recently though that you can see what other people like like really recently So I had to go back and uncheck a whole bunch of white nationalist shit Like let me like like is the presumption to these people think that I don't watch porn. I follow porn star perhaps You're homogenized because of your TV. Yeah, but but I'm still a human. Do you

I have a I have a collection of Veronica just does anyone here remember the guy name Once that you so far too, too. I got the Princess Layland. Does anyone here remember Ken Bone? Yeah, he was the guy who asked the question. Yeah, he asked the question and he didn't go through his reddit history And so people went and started going back to his reddit history and he had a bunch of liking porn stuff and like you know why is that a problem? It apparently was and he had to go back and he only erased it all because people were you know they can bone them I think. But is there this is like a can bone? Yeah.

I don't want to equate because you're not on the same level but we like Mr. Rogers liking it. That's different. But you're almost in that category because it's your family friendly. But I've never presented myself as that and we're fucking, we're on a 10 o'clock at night. No, they haven't. You're on 24. That is a good point. I can't argue that. That wasn't the original plan. Well, that's why that's why that's why that's why I that's why I think there's some people are going to be like, wow, you can't do that. You got to think that's fine that's why that's why that's why I did that's why I think there's some people are gonna be like wow

You can't do that you got to think that's fine. You got to think like a hero. Yeah, but that's not a zero What you're like just one that's a 13% of it did that not a fucking Baby sit or watch and a fucking thing with her kids around there like that someone should be well aware of your Approvert She should be and and in fact, or why call attention to it. I think the thing is why call attention to it because then it could start something. Are you trying to get me in trouble? I think it has to us a lot though.

On our Patreon we have some licensed music. People fucking run out and just start talking about it online. Instead of just being like enjoying it makes the the visual experience better or the audio experience better or we're talking about songs to put the song back there. No, they got to run online. To articulate. Yeah. And try to and try to get it taken down. Which I would somebody tried that. Well, no, that, well, not that they tried to do that, but like by going out and alerting the rest of the world to it, right. It makes a much better chance of us having to take it down then.

It's good we're keeping it on the deal right now. Well, we don't do it anymore because of that. Yeah. Oh, I fucking ruined it. Yeah, it's like I just, I don't understand what the, I mean, there was, first of all, there were five people who said something. Right. This dope was one of them. The fucking woman who was a work was the one that made me unlike it and then other people and now it is five people having a problem with it is considered a Twitter storm It's fine. It's like I I just I just don't understand the laughing emoji the like we can find out right now they think it's adorable maybe

Okay, I'll take that few likes two girls on one weener, but is I mean Is there anybody walking the planet that assumes I don't like two girls on at once? There's a lot of people that don't listen to TSD have no idea the real TSD All I ever talked about was Don't listen to TSD. Oh don't listen to no idea that you're like you're like the horneous mother fucker that ever walked what was This fucking online. Your liking, pictures like that? Still got game, bro.

But I didn't like the picture on purpose. I will take, I will, let's act as if I did like it because I'm not, I would like it. I just didn't. Like that's what I'm supporting my friend that worked. Like why can't I support my friend that work? It's just being, it's just being. It's just the industry

Yeah, but she chooses to be in the industry, but it's just people commenting on it that that kind of gets you right is Well, it's just like no, it's the fucking crying laughing emoji that I'm just like you fucking idiot The fuck is wrong with you? Why is that so funny? You're crying you fucking moron? She's you know she's not crying. I know she's like anybody who's like rolling on the floor left in my ass Off it's like are you really like? It's so rare that anybody like I think I've seen Walt twice fall to the floor because he's laughing so hard Sal probably like 60 times There are certain people I'm, if they tweet it,

I believe it. Sure, right? Most people know, though. I think most people are not rolling on the floor. It's just like, I don't get what's notable. The only one that I was like, all right, was the woman who was either a work. I was like, all right, I get it.

So I'm with the, I, you know, I wouldn't call attention to it because I would want someone calling to attention about me. I'm not gonna judge that. I don't want Yeah, but I passed that stop sign fucking long time ago People we can't follow think of me as a human you want to find out you can ask her But I want to hear I want to hear her do be answer. Okay. Well, so the question to to belly. That's your name to belly is why Why bring attention to it? Why do you put the fucking the fucking emoji and why were you really crying in life?

I start with I wonder how old she is. I think she's 18. I don't want to ride 18 year olds. I mean, I didn't like this. Hey, Bailey. Hey, it's it's Brian from Tom Steve Dave. Hey, I'm here with Q and Walt and get him. Yeah, do you like it? Are you a get him booster or do you dislike it? I'm not a get him Hater, but I always love his anecdotes. No. No one does. No one. Yeah. No one's completely. I don't think anyone's gone on record ever as being like I love his anecdotes. So you're in... Except me. Okay, so we have questions here because there was a... as get them described

at a Twitter storm about choose careless liking of any tweet he feels like. But the first question was, was what, why draw attention to it? Is that it? Okay. Because it could. Why draw attention to the whole thing? Well, why do you know why?

Tweet Q and say, hey, you know people can see what you like. Because then other people are gonna see that and be like, oh, Q. Oh, Q. Someone was eventually gonna do it though, if not her, oh, cute. Oh, cute. Someone was eventually gonna do it though. If not her, probably. If not bailed. But she did.

He's cute, make a little about you the way you feel about getting him. He doesn't hate you. I don't like your antics, but he's not crazy about your monkey shines. Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah, well, basically I didn't have that intention,

but I just saw it like I was scrolling through my Twitter and I see two girls sucking a dick. But I'm like, I mean, not that I have any problem with two girls sucking a dick. I was like, I'm like, what's up with some of this? I'm not on my feed. And I looked up and I said, Brian Q liked. And I was like, what the fuck?

And I don't know, just struck me as kind of odd, like not really in a bad way. It just kind of like does Q know that people can see what he likes. Did you know that, Q? That people could see what you liked. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

Q has, it could be damage control, but he's claiming that he accidentally liked it. It's not damage control, because we can proceed as if I did it on purpose. I don't care. I literally couldn't care less. And I guess the second question was also, this is this is the offensive bit. Yeah. What's up with the fucking crying laughing emoji? Crying less. That was before I knew you were an 18 year old. It makes sense now.

Was it, was it true? Were you crying laughing or do you just think that it's funny that a daughtering old man like you is completely unaware that people can see his history. Oh, I actually don't remember the name of the G. But yeah, I mean, I don't think I was crying laughing. I just thought it was like kind of a funny thing to point out. Now, Q to go ahead. He had, remember when you thought you were sending a DM but you're sending a public tweet Who's who like maybe he doesn't know how to work to her yet Yeah, well you've been on when you were trying to I mean that was that was three years ago And I got to tell that story on stage in Madison Square Garden So I think I know what the fuck I'm doing

He's unhappy I didn't make crying emojis, I made bank. Very good video. So you thought you were sending the DM? No, remember I put my phone number accidentally, I put it online. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

If you believe I did that by accident, I want to fuck up. You got to fuck up the tightrope. Yeah. You got to fuck up. You got to fuck up. You got to fuck up. You got to fuck up. You got to fuck up. I got to fuck up. You got to fuck up. I'm fucking... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I didn't know she was 18. I was there's not even point to this because That explains everything right yeah, I Send some ages on guys. Oh, of course. Yeah, we have no fucking valid no choice to look down on those younger than us

Judge them at every turn Well, I mean, it's just like what it's the point like what if I had gone in serious trouble for that? Yeah, there's a good question. What if it had turned out it was like a firestorm where he had to go into hiding maybe. So Quinn's fate is in my hands, that we were talking about me. You never know, you never know. People say all kinds of weird jobs will. Has she gone to rehab?

No. No, like sexy. Yeah, she's got a sexy face. Like to company, yeah. I mean, really, when you mentioned it earlier, Walt the statue and now this Time's a day do you think about sex now? Now I don't care about when you were the fucking 20-year-old

What is a glorious Now yeah What is a glory? now yeah Lot well give me a no How many times I heard it let's go on average three times an hour Three times an hour so wait for hours it well, let's say you're asleep with seven hours a Meth fuel yeah, like it's let's say you're all you say two two times while you say two or two times an hour. Let's, let's average it down.

Time's an hour, how many hours are you awake? You're awake 18 hours out of the day? To 36 times a day. Sure. That's above average. Well, I do say, Bailey, how many times for you? I'll walk around New York, you see fucking, well, can he dream about it? Literally all the time.

All the time? It now is this. Is this due to like seeing tweets like Hughes? He just puts them out there with reckless abandon, so you have no choice what to think about. So, Bailey, let me ask you a question. So one of the performance in that video is a friend of mine from before she was in the industry. So now according to you and your fucking judgment stick, should I have the second she took up a career that I mean I do approve of it, but that let's say I didn't approve of it That society doesn't approve that I should just cut her loose and abandon her to her fate because of prudence

Or should I just like what I like without worried about what Bailey thinks about it Wait, she doesn't have a career because you don't like her to eat? You saying you want to support her by liking it? But you're liking it on mistake though. No, I know that, but she didn't know that when she made that video. Oh, I have to write him bullshit. Yeah. I did.

It's all the part. It's not at all. I don't understand what. So you're saying, even if you liked it on purpose, let's assume I liked it on purpose. Let's go on that. And then you didn't unlike it after one woman was like, Q, that should not be an issue at all.

I don't think it should be an issue. But I agree with the woman who's like, I'm at work. Well, no, don't be on Twitter at work. You're right about that. I agree. I don't know. I don't know what the answer is. I think the answer is I just don't like porn tweets

and just move on. I like that. Yeah, I agree with that. But unfortunately, I did a do it on purpose this time. You go out and like every porn tweet. So like that's all you like Yeah, I think I think what I should do honestly I think what I should do is just I think I should just get off Twitter You were tweet meppest storm the other day. I was a lot of it is like inter people love that they love the interaction Yeah, it's important to eat but the interaction but Look how it's come back to Bibi on my ass. Maybe just a little bit more.

I think I should hide. Maybe some other, maybe some not just girls. Well, mainly I just talk about Ghostbusters and Star Wars. On my Instagram, I follow a trans lady. I like her tweets. I'm very inclusive. A localust fuck. Yeah, I mean, I'm not kind of laughing fucking emojis. I know we know she wants to be. Do you want TV for seven years? People know you are. Yeah, they're where those days are long gone. No, no, no,

wants to take down a show that's canceled. Yeah, you think Bailey wants to take what you got the Cosby show? Yeah, they're going after John Wayne from 40 years ago. They've run out of people to take down. They haven't knew they haven't. Don't say that. Taking people up. Obviously she didn't make it, bring notice to it because she thought you. No, no, no, no. But you never know what could happen.

Can I tell you guys like what my first thought was? Yes, Bailey. I wish I knew another girl in Q was here. Who loves and practical jokers and like loves Q and he opens Twitter and he's like, what's Q doing lately? It goes through Twitter and it's just two girls stuck in a dick. Yeah, no, I agree with you there. I do agree with you there.

That's why I unliked it. I told you this was kind of I it was an accident I I barely do you advise that I that even though I've known her for many years and I and I you know I'm not the type of guy that I ban its friends unless it's Brian Johnson that most dire of circumstances that I should that I should cut this person loose unfollow them on Twitter and just cut them out of my life. For safety's sake. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that career should have nothing to do with your guys' relationship. So if you like them, should you also be judged by this kind of, you follow them in general? I don't know where the well ends. I don't know how deep it goes.

I don't know. Next thing I know, Bailey's going through my follows is who I follow. Yeah, and I'm getting fine. I got to answer an 18 year old on that. And she objects to something. Yeah. Well, would it be the easiest way to settle this if, and I know he's good at it. If Q just apologized to Belly for right now and promised to not. Well, he said not apologizing to her. I guess making a public apology to anybody who saw it and was offended by it. I think that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, I'd like to at this point and This moment of apologize to Bailey that you had to see that and I'd like to apologize to anybody that followed me on Twitter that saw it and was offended by it Did mean it was an accident? You learned something well? I learned I have to be more careful when I and I learned something about

You learned something? Well, I learned I have to be more careful and I learned something about influence and power and position. I didn't take it seriously enough. Maybe you'll look into maybe seeing if you have a problem or addiction. I have to take responsibility for these actions and that's what I'm going to do. And that may mean some therapy. It may. A little time.

A little time. A little time. Reflection. Would I J be amenable to like maybe you take like six months off right? Absolutely not. They're not amenable to be taking them fucking weekend dollars. What about saying that like? That was a case I'd be liking for tweets. If I hold on, I'm gonna do 20 right now. If you were to go like in to make a, the show that this is not some sort of just shallow apology,

I'm going to abstain for six months. Yes, I'm willing to make that promise. I will not masturbate nor have sex for six months starting from right now. Why, why are you so willing to do that though? Because I think it's the right thing to do. I think that's, I think that's part of stepping up and taking responsibility. I will also stay part of stepping up and taking responsibility.

I will also stay off of Twitter for six months as well. Starting right now. Okay. I'll put Twitter for six months. Yep. So are you really gonna do that though? Stay off Twitter? Well, I'm just not gonna go on

I'll delete it off my phone right now. Really? And why are you so willing? But why are you so eager though to not have sex? The Twitter product I don't care about. Yeah. Because it's the only, it's the part that nobody can prove. So eager to have sex. The Twitter product I don't care about. Yeah.

Because it's the only, it's the part that nobody can prove. Yeah. You know, if we could put a chassis belt on, you don't know it a lot. Yeah, that's true, but I was so excited. I know how to get you. I may not know how to get to the planet, but I know. We'll put a little fire explosive on next to your left.

I'm right. Are you the key master? Are you the key master? Are you the key master? And it could blow off your gonads if you fucking. Yeah, I don't want to do that. Well, that just abstained for six months. That's what I'm gonna do. If they can raise a 42,000 year old horse from the dead,

they can get an explosive chest to do that for you. So, Bailey, because of you, and I appreciate this, I thank you, I will be off of Twitter for at least six months. So thank you for that. And it isn't great that this lesson comes from not an older wiser person, but Just turned 18 recently, right? Oh, I believe the children of the future of course you teach them well and you let them leave the way It takes a village and all that. Yes, so six months starting out if anybody asks me why I'm not on I'm not on,

I'll be sure to direct them to Bailey to let them know. Right. Now tens of thousands of rabbit female IJ fans. How about, how about like once a month for the next six months? I'll jerk you off. And then I'll look at the load. And if it's small, I'll know he's lying.

Yeah. Perfect. It's waiting. I'll come back. I like that load and it's small. I'll know he's lying Yeah, okay, it's waiting That's great that's the Talbosive Day promise once a month Brian. I'll be sure to come you off once in Vegas while get him watches Well, thank you, Bailey. We needed we needed someone to talk sense to this guy. I appreciate it, Bailey. Thank you Honestly, Bailey. I was for some reason it was it was the crying emoji that got me was the crying emoji. It was the crying emoji Oh the one you showed me had a crying Maybe somebody else was crying at it That was

This is not so. Okay. No, all right. So she's, she's not crying. All right. All right. So you, so your tweet was just like you can see what people, like, uh, you can see what you like or whatever.

Twitter. This is quotes, um, dot, dot, dot, at BQ quay. You know, people can see what you like, right? Ellen. That's helpful. Oh, what? She shows, so she did laugh her ass off a little just

she didn't just she didn't cry though all right I appreciate it Bailey thank thank you I just so you know was in this instance not in the past but in this instance it was the slip of the thumb no more future likes six months I'm gonna thank you all right Bailey thank you thank you Bailey likes. Six months I'm gonna thank you. All right, belly. Thank you, belly. She turned out to be a rather nice young lady. Yeah, she seems to be. So just like science, Tom Steve Dave, always evolving, always evolving, always evolving, never evolving, never evolving, ever evolving. Never evolving? Ever evolving. Yeah, I'm potentially evolving. Yeah. Well, there you go. I don't know

that's what you want it. And it wasn't that great of an outro. I didn't think I thought you'd come up with something better. Of course it's not. But it's an outro. But it's an outro.