Tell Em Steve-Dave - #406: The Slippery Slope of Satanism

Episode Date: May 9, 2019

Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.

You fucked us, you fucked me, you fucked Q. He was definitely like double join or something and he wanted to show it to us. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave with Q with Gidem, Alton, Walt Flanagan and with me. You're very excited. You're very excited. Oh, we got to get him at the table again. And it's not the dinner table, so we're not going to go bust. You got lots of stuff to talk to you since we missed last week.

None more important though. Yeah. Then a pressing schedule queue. What you always have. Yeah, I got a busy stage of things you might say. Right, so when you're like, Hey, well in advance, here's some dates to do something. Right.

Let's figure out if we can do it. You would expect somebody a friend even. Pow. Chum. Mm-hmm. I'm a little redeemed. Oh, and companion. I would respond.

I'd say, yeah, you're done. He did respond. Did he? He said he had to feed horses or something, right? Well, you're just tuning in now. Some time ago, two weeks, Q said, hey, let's go to Vegas. Get them all expense paid trip to Vegas. First class, your own room, anything you want to do, you can plan.

Yeah. And then April 24th, I said, Hey, you really want to go to Vegas. He says, yes, as long as all men flying in a proves now. It's trying to put it on a wall to where he fed, yes. I had already checked. I had already checked. I ran the dates by wall before I ran up and get them. I said, does that work? He says I'll have to run up on my father and deputy. Sorry, I'll have to run up on my father to see if I can get coverage for the horses. Yeah, April 24th. We're now in May 1st.

May 1st. Now, when you're scheduling flights, especially first class, they aren't that many seats. So you got to get them all, you can't just lay Pokemon, get them. We're just talking seats. So you got to get them all. You can't just like Pokemon, get them. We're just talking about it. You got to you got to catch them all. Well, two weeks, we're less now less than two weeks out. It can be way more expensive for so no respect for your bank account. Well, I don't think it's that. I think it's just you don't know. What is it? No, I had to get I had to get approval. It's from a wall. No my father and My friend Debbie who's your parents are never gonna give you approval so fucking forget that well

Yeah, he was he was he was nervous. He started giving me the speech about how you can't go off the strip and you know He's got wait. I'll wait. Why he didn't say that yes He's got to be careful. We're gonna stay on the strip because you know when you go you go out there It's like crazy. You can start talking about something. You got to shoot. I guess somebody who's on the Las Vegas Police Department. So he's like, you know, there's a lot of stuff goes on there. You know, so you got to care.

He doesn't even handle yourself. He's worried about me. He's a father. Yeah, I got a father. Well, you got a father. The last time they were, you know, any either of our fathers were like, hey, don't do this. It's too dangerous.

But it's, it's, we, we take care of people's horses who pay us. So, you know, you have to, you know, make sure you have coverage for. Do you have coverage for the horses or not? Now I do, yes. Yes. You're right, Q. Go spend the money. Well, my minding is like, you just,

and it's fine if you don't want to go. Like, this is a problem. I do, I do want to go. I's fine if you don't want to go like this are probably I do I do want to go enough. I'm not saying I don't want to go. Why did you get the coverage? I just got it. I just finalized it today. So you do believe it? Yes. I do believe him. I do. I do see a, there's not a real sense of urgency to get it done though. So which leads me to think that maybe you are a little apprehensive a little bit. Maybe subconsciously, I don't know if there's something going on. There may be like you're not like moving hell and earth to or heaven and

what's the heaven and earth to get to get it. It seems like it was, but I don't know if that's because you're maybe you're a little concerned, or you have some concerns, or there's something that's maybe it's your OCD, I don't know, but there does seem to me, if I had to be honest, I felt there was a,

something was annoying at you. I don't even know if you realize it. So would you say in in relation to my normal Way to get things or my normal speed to get things done which is which is slow as you're okay Which you say this was a lot quicker than that? No, not at all. No, I felt like it was just as it's on a time frame that Is maddening at times. So if you say I'm you're fine. He's offered a free shit.

Yeah. So there's something going on. I don't know what it is. Is it it may just be you're just normal like island time that you feel that you can that you can live on on other people's dime, I don't know if that's it, or is there something more, is something to do maybe with your conditions that you have that you're afflicted with?

I'm not even saying in a bear way, I just say I do feel like, I do feel as if there was something like, like holding you back from, like it doesn't seem like this is something that you definitely are like like I'm all in man I don't give a fuck what I got to do like right in there I'm like right out of the gate there was none of that there would have been like I'm gonna get covered for these fucking horses

Yeah, I don't care what I got 24 hours. Yeah, those horses I'll fucking open the gate let it go Maybe they'll catch them and get them's defense. So I don't know there's anything that you could offer up that he would act that way, though. What about some old packaging from the delivery? I truly don't know. I can't think of anything off the top of my head that would make him that moves his needle to where he has to move at a at a quick and pace. He's in no way to incentivize this guy. I don't know if there really is.

I really don't know if there is at this point. That's kind of like cool, huh? It would be cool if it would be if he was like... I'm telling you right now I'm looking at the dates and there are no first-class lights left except for one jet blue with a stop in Boston that takes 10 hours nine minutes to get to Vegas. And JetBlue is not really first class. It's just extra room in the seat. Yeah, it's not a true first class. So you're fucked. You fucked me. You fucked. You fucked. Well, can't you guys just go to Atlantic City for the for those dates?

We can. We can do that. I just wanted to get him. I know, but like if you can't make it to Vegas though, you guys can, I mean, you can drive down a C and almost have the same experience right? You've been to Vegas? Yeah, I've been to Vegas. What you? Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. We went to see Alice Cooper. We lost some money on blackjack. Oh, not in Vegas. We saw them in a C. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I was still talking about Lanox City. I thought we drove through, right? Yeah. Oh my god! What's up? Well, I mean, I'm not here to bury you again. I mean, I can't be here to be understanding and everything like that.

Okay. So, here's where you cry as poor. It's like, it's got lots of free time just now. I feel like you know what this was about. When we first looked, it took us to like, 600 bucks for first place. Right. They were the only one was at JetBlue1. This was a miss because when we first looked to you to like 600 bucks for first place right They were the only one was at JetBlue one. This is all they have non-stop

economy 2,777 But his mother's day. Yeah, it has mother's day weekend. So but cute. I mean you I think Not to undo it. I'm think you're not doing to it. You're back in the economy. You're from the last row. I'll go another weekend. Not this weekend. Okay.

All right. I mean, it's not that much more. It's only two grand more a ticket. I did read online that the more you go and check on flights, they raise the price. So it's probably that, right? Not that you waited a week and a half. My point being, we can go, we can't go that weekend. OK.

We can go another weekend. The same thing's going to happen, though. He got clearance for that weekend. So maybe we just go to Atlantic City that night? There's worse ways to spend a night. So you. Well, it should be. I'm in.

If you go to Atlantic City that. Oh, holy shit. Oh, my God. It's like, what did you go to Lanark City that You would not get you know how hard it was gonna be if you go to get clearance on another weekend You can still go to Vegas with that like that. I'll go but you can't like back out on Vegas on them though No, if that if I go to AC you can't take that Vegas away off the table I want to go with okay, but this is for me All right, but what are we doing Vegas though? I mean not Vegas and they can see you Is it big? I don't drink you're just someplace

First be pretty good there with air what? Suplacious I don't eat subs No, I do and I'll serious though like what is that what would be on the get dinner? Or you know, I mean that changes Yeah, why how come This thing is like do they have like shows is there a blue main group in AC? The dead heroin addicts under the boardwalk AC is really just built around mostly just gambling. Mostly gambling.

I mean, there's probably some low end strip clubs around. I would imagine. Sure, the lilies that I would drink. It's not the same. Yeah, definitely not the same. All right, maybe just just just focus on Vegas then. If it's not the same deal and it's all about, you know, if you're not going to have a fun there. Oh, there. Oh good on me. I mean it doesn't sound like Vegas is moving his needle now at all or accused needle it sounds like he's it's a step down. It's not you can't go to AC expecting the empty experience you're getting the last baby. Okay. It's not the same. It's like you can go like see area 51 or the Hoover Dam in a safe. Right. Right. Okay.

Which so well, if you want to do those things though, it just feel like you need to put some giddy up in that fucking term. Well now the problem is is when you start going out further and further for like asking people to help for it gets tougher and they get it back to a slower because the person who's taking care of the horses, she's just had a recent cancer scare and it's, yeah. Yeah, it's talking to her. It's, but she didn't have cancer. She did, but it was, but it was, but she's all right.

Yeah, but she seems to be scary. Once you don't have it anymore. I don't know. I mean, these are their chances that it's going to come back. Like, I know it's like supposed to be five years. It's't have it anymore. I don't know. I mean, these in their chance that it's going to come back. I know it's supposed to be five years. Scared for the rest of your life? No, once it hits five years,

it hasn't remissioned. Remissioned. Yeah, then you're usually safe for a while. Look at fucking Jeff Locke, man. He's not there like anything. I mean, I have all the dates that I can throw you away. If you want to try again. But, I mean, if you don't want to go. No, it's not that I can throw you away. If you wanna try again. But, I mean, I can't send up.

If you don't wanna go. No, it's not that I know. It's not that I don't wanna give a send- I mean, I'm kind of excited. I was asking, I asked. Can you pay people to come by and watch horses? You must be able to, right? Like, you have to be able to pay someone to be like,

hey, can you, what do you gotta do for? You have to be reliable. What do you have to do for a horse? And then you gotta be reliable, and they have to be willing to accept that they may get injured. And all right, well, if they fucking take air horses, they must know that, right? Yeah, but what I'm saying is you get up in the morning,

you go to bed at night. What cared you have to give say just one horse, just one of those horses? I have to feed them. And then I have to put them outside and make sure they have on hay and water. It's it's a how long is this process take? It doesn't take long, but to find how long is this process take about 20 to 30 minutes.

And then so you got to fucking open a door, put hay on the ground and put water on the ground. And you're like, I can't find someone responsible enough to do that. It's tough to it. Well, especially when it's a tenant and they're paying their pay. Now, they're paying you to take care of their horses so that they don't have to worry about it. What if you train me to do it? do it and I and I'll agree to do it then I

If you think yeah, I think I could fucking put water in a pale mother Wait, wait, can you open a gate though? I said you guys show me how to bring a horse out though, so I don't get kicked in the head That's it. Yeah, the final waiver you might get kicked. Yeah So I don't get kicked in the head. That's the final waiver. You might get kicked because it's a certain way you do it. We actually, we actually, we had a, we had a, we had a neighbors next door, just got three out of

Hackers and it caused one of the horses to freak out at the farm. And while bringing him in last night, he, push the owner over and almost dislocated his shoulder. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Who I was at the horse doesn't get out and it just stays in this stall. What would happen to the horse?

It was overnight. It gets a little hungry. That's it. They can stay in the stall, but then there's the other messing up their stall. They're standing in the front. Oh, you're in a shovel at all that shit. And not doing that.

Let's go. I have to do that. No, no, no. You can subcontract that to somebody else. Like I wish there were like cats where I could put out two days worth of food, three days worth of food, just leave them and they take care of themselves. This is my cats are like that. I mean, you know, it's tough. Man, responsibilities, Q.

These are responsibilities of the common man. Now, you, I think I'm a human right. Oh, yeah, you're regular like Johnny lunchpile. Can't just just sit whenever you want. It's not like that. It's in its topic. He reserved it. I was. Even answer. Told you the zero hour. Yeah, it's not gonna happen. Oh, wait. Um, all right. Well, I mean, it's like it's it's

seen. Stuff because my father works weekends as a stadium and now the racing is starting at the racetrack, Debbie works her job at the racetrack. So, do you resent this like having these responsibilities that don't allow you to lead a normal life? I've said it all the way back to when I had my dating profiles. I live on a farm and I gotta take care of animals. So sometimes animals come first. I mean, I mean, a farm and I got to take care of animals so sometimes animals come first.

I mean it's in every way possible. I think though that are there are there's ways to get around it. These are other farmers go out and live lives, you know that day two, right? Yeah. You're not even a fucking farmer so stop trying this. Right yeah, you're not even a fucking farmer so stop trying Do you can we can we agree that It was some hedging it was a little bit of hedging like you could have immediately jumped on in Canada I tried I tried getting in touch with my father and he He said, you know good talk of Debbie said, I can't do it. And so then we had to reach out to somebody else.

And that's where it starts getting right slower. But it doesn't take seven days to do that necessarily. Dude, I have a kid I put way less thought into it. I'm like, I'm there. I'll put some water and fruit on the floor. I'll look on the door. She can come and go. She pleases. So let me ask you like what is and and dude I at as your friend, I tell you, I'm not going to make fun of you at all. What do you think's behind? Bullshit. Well, I would. What is behind your trepidation

against going to Vegas? it's his condition. It's probably just to say the same thing that holds him back on air. It's the reason why that he's a worker. It's the reason that he's get him. It's the reason that he's in the lot that he's living right now. What is the feel like he's like what is it? Does the idea of it call up anxiety aiety a little bit. I don't think I've ever seen him. The only time I've ever seen him anxiety and anxious is about his car

That's the only thing that that's the only thing the right Self-incriminate here Am I correct or so far I've been correct right? Would you say I've been off base? Are my evaluations? You've been in the ballpark. Well, what is it? Why haven't you, why haven't you, like, been off base?

Let me just ask him him now. Why did me, for something that a lot of people online, many, many people are like, in a heartbeat, I'll come. What's the data, I'll go, I'll go, I'll take it up. And again, I'm sure you have a good reason. What, what do you think it is? Why did he not I think it's all comes boils down to the same reasons that he Acts the way he does and does the things. These are things that like he has things in a proper order Or not really in order. It's dissu it's disorder, but he finds there if that he finds

not really in order, it's disorder, but he finds there, if he finds that routine or that thing, things that he's responsible for, nothing can proceed those things. Right. And even like, I don't think I've ever seen the man excited about anything, other than something coming in the mail, and then immediately, after it's opened,

that level of excitement of fades almost like a candle going out. And then it's gone. And even that, I'm kidding. And then that, but nothing really excites him or motivates him to do things different. I don't think there's anything you could have put on a table that will make him break from his routines or his way of living. Nothing. Trip de Vegas is really

just a couple days and it's not going to make him change his or alter anything in his life. But that you'd say that's accurate? Whatever, I agree. Whatever Walt thinks. And he hasn't said yes. But I mean, I guess I could say I don't like getting excited about stuff because you can't get let down. And you know, maybe that's why I, I do. Yeah, when something shows up, it's here.

So it's, it's right in front of you. There's that gratification. But do you not think of me as a, again, this is where this is in a bit, but do you not think of me as a again, this is where this is a bit. But do you not think of me as a genuine friend? I think of you as a friend, yes, because because I to me, it's like, if you look at the bottom of it for Christmas, I don't remember. You did, right? Yes, you do. If you want to go for Christmas, I think I don't think you should take this stance

at all that this has anything to do with him. Not think of you as a friend. It it does it this is all up here right That's that gerbil wheel that's that's not working right up there I said Well, we may stuff will get you to see face right he is not yeah, there's there's a If you lose weight I will give you five thousand miles cash. He did not jump on it. This year I'm like, hey man, we're gonna be,

it's gonna be all this fun, spade, we'll take care of all of the blast. You could plant everything, like it's someone not sandbagging you. So just wondering if like, what, like those three big swings that I've taken to try and win this guy over. But, so what do I need to tell you that that there's nothing you could put in front of him that's

going to make him alter his light? He said yes to all three of those things. He said because it's easy to say yes, but then what to actually follow through with it means there's work involved. He's not the most ambitious person. Let's just take one at a time, selling the shit. Why do you not sell this stuff and get yourself teeth? I

Know you don't like to put on airs on all that but still I don't think I guess I just could do it. Yeah, I guess I just kind of fell out of the the habit of putting stuff online That's all you do here all day, right? Yeah, you couldn't pop a couple things up, but they're not his personal things There's a huge difference between selling items that aren't here. I know it's for you. He's fucking cues hair That's not yours is that yours to keep well you gave it to him Right, but I'm waiting for the movie to come out. Yes. This is the reason this saying this since you got the hair I'm sure wasn't popular enough I don't have to know where you got The show isn't popular enough. Not enough people are aware of you, you know.

What the fuck? This is what I think he's going to be, America's darling even more than when the movie comes out. I don't know about that, Tom. I mean, even if he is, you think the hair would go for that much more than, I mean, you know, you know, you know, the pop-up in the close-up gives you a normal,

not normal, but you're expecting reactions that you get from other people in your life. That's what you're expecting from him. And I expected those things too. And it took, it took, how long you've been working here? I'm curious, is that like, he's only human, he's a case study, he's a fucking guy. I expected things to be, and certain conduct too. And when I didn't get it, I was,, I rate. And I started to come to the

realization that like, it's never, it's, you can't expect those things that you get from other people. He's not going to give them to you in the same, same way that you get them from other people, though. I hear what you're saying. I've known people in life that I keep, I would keep expecting them to behave differently. And I'm like, if I had just my behavior, or if I do things a little differently, then that'll change it. But you're like, no, it's like, yeah, I hear what you're saying. It's like, and I bang my head against it. So you're saying I'm the scorpion on the back of the the, the fox.

Pretty much the frog. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody knows who you are so I would they expect it to be him differently but you I guess my self-incuse the fan still because I've been recused been though you're like well how could you not and you and it's it's it's it'd be will-during and it's it's it's a it's a pandora you like you paradox I mean because I don't want it if offering these things gives me anxiety that I don't want to do that. I don't know if it's not anxiety is too strong a word I just think that You're not gonna get that level of like chest bump and

Fist bumps and like you just not gonna we have to say it's apathy more I don't even say it's happy. I think it's too strong word. That's a negative word in my opinion I don't think it's negative. I just think it's he's hard-wired. He can't process He's hard-wired differently. Yeah, and either you accept that Sometimes it's sometimes it's hard to accept that But other times it's not yet if you do it's You yeah, don't ever walk away going like well, is it me? Where is it like is it like it's, you, yeah, don't ever walk away going like, well, is it me? Or is it like, is it like it's definitely not? It's definitely not you, and I hope that it is. I was just trying

to understand, and I don't think he feels this way, but if he was like, I like you on that way, I don't know that we're close enough to spend the weekend of the year together. I don't think it's that at all. That's an acceptable answer. You know what I mean? It's not there. That's not the answer though. It's, it goes way deeper and more fucking convoluted and just to get through that muck and my ear, that's causing this is. We were not qualified to do that. So should I not get other dates to or should I? I think now it's easier. Like I said, we've already just established.

We have someone who can take care of the horses. So all that. And it's out there. I guess normally it's just assume that I don't do anything. And sure, I'm there all the time to take care of the horses. OK. I'll get more dates. I'll get different dates.

I mean, how far out this queue need to go so you can get these horses taken care of maybe two weeks wasn't enough No, like I said now that we have you can you do it in like August Yeah, I gotta look at my schedule weekend And so I had to be on a weekend because he can go on weekdays Usually I'm working Weekdays you're easier because my father doesn't work at the stadium on most weekdays Like he was real busy the past the other weekend

Past week with the motorcross Things I tell you He's a hardworking old man. I mean, nobody cares. Nobody gives a shout. Okay. All right, I'll get, I'll give a range of dates. And we'll start again.

Speaking of this, this calamity that is, get them. It's autism awareness, celebrate autism awareness month. Month, okay. Month, an entire month. All right. What are we celebrating exactly? I saw it on the little billboard, not the billboard, the thing in front of the school,

whatever that thing is called, that amount's important. That's what's taking them to Vegas. Yeah, I think that's how you get a celebration. Celebrate autism. Celebrating uniqueness, I think. And accept it, yeah, and again, I'm aware of it,, how are you celebrating it?

I don't understand how like what we're celebrating. I have the same thing about breast cancer awareness. It's like are people not aware of breast cancer or why do we need a month to, I mean, I understand a month of. Look, if it's a month between focusing on you guys. Funding a cure.

We're on tips. A raising one month a year. Yeah. Give me breast cancer. Over autism. But we got a diverse diversity. It's our greatest strength. We got a... I don't understand what we're celebrating. And you're saying uniqueness? Yeah, celebrating the good thing, not the good thing, I would say, but the unique things they want, when these things that those brains can offer us, and not accepting that and being like,

do I need another person that is super excited and like, borish to get excited about going to Vegas? Or do you celebrate the guy who's just like, like, I think we both know the answer to that. We're not going to Vegas. I guess we celebrate that this bumper. Yeah, I didn't quite get that whole. I think it's it's a month. It's about to wrap up. I mean, a week maybe, we need more than a day.

We have nothing in what, the appeal today. You have a- It's not worth a day. I'm an asshole if I'm not out there 30 fucking days being like hey guys how about the how you get everyone with autism is you have a sticker on a lot of other fuckers I got back to you that little man that's what I just said that part do you have the little magnet on the back here jean because that's all that you really need to do to show no hey I'm for it I just I don it's not important. She had the little banged on the back here, Jean, because that's all that you really need to do to show. No, I'm for it.

I just, I don't know, I don't, I maybe I feel like I don't have to celebrate it. I think you can call it from the work, because I think what they're trying to say is like, like, look man, like autism isn't thing, like, let's take it out of the shadows, like, don't you shame them? I mean, I think there is some awareness that, like,

you know, like, like, some police forces, they have specially trained officers who are, you specially trained officers who are trained to deal with people with special needs. I know how, or I think Mom with County in general has a registry. And if you have something and they show up to, they know that there's someone like autistic in house. Like you might flip out and bite you're something. Yeah, and you gotta, you know,

approach with no lights on, that kind of stuff to not uh, you know Agribate them. Okay. I Agitate I guess Get him is quizzing Walt on Gene Simmons likes and pepies circus 78 That bag is eat right over there

Like whatever you're doing is probably not as interesting as if you walked in on this I was wowing you wasn't yeah They have the if you guys have put put this on the account of been never But then even we had some what we had a more Intellectual conversation when you were gone about oh yeah, what's that? I'm into it I'm in to it I asked them I said do you know why we don't grow to be 10 foot tall? You know why I said do you know why we don't grow to be 10 foot tall? You know why? I said, do you know why? It's like they're trapped in a room together.

And they run out of everything else to talk about. And is it like, is it kind of rhetorical like you're saying this? Or are you like, you must know? I'm faster than the CFE does now. You can't celebrate it with autism. Everyone's over here. Why said we're advanced enough and smart enough that we don't need to be 10 foot told or like, you know, reach things we can make a ladder.

So, comes down to jeans right. And I mean, seven. But by going, but by that, then wouldn't other creatures be taller. So it's like say a dog needs to get on a roof wise and he's 10 feet tall. So he can just jump up there. But then he has a need to be up there, but then you have creatures like all Giraffe Roof of his bed. We're gonna get up that

Think you said it was it was the androgynous times for them. Yeah, it was 87 and then we found we thought was like the first Photoshop photo ever But I told get him because he'd mentioned this island right where they found these Yes, uh, homo homo thorances Maybe hard of homo thorances. Yeah, no, I don't want to really get into stuff like this because last week I took a drumming A lot of your dinosaurs Yeah, a lot of people are shocked. I mean, it was pretty bad and so many emails I got like I don't want to have people just stop listening because so I'm really don't want to get into any more science and shit. I don't know. Like if it seems like I'm losing, we're losing elisters't talk about dinosaurs and how scientists are purposely keeping down God by introducing fake bullshit, if you can't talk about that, I can't do it.

I can't do it. Holy shit. I don't know what to tell you. Do you want to live in this country anymore? No, they just are like, do you celebrate, you dumb mother fucker? Like, come on. But the thing about the dwarf thing though, and I said he said that on islands They're more prone people are more prone to be people and creatures are smaller though

Because the gene pool is tighter. It's because they they're moving less because they're like on an island So they're not venturing that far so they become smaller to so they become smaller to conserve less energy, you know, conserve energy. And I maintain that like if it's too bad that didn't like catch on all over the world, don't we were all just a normal size was like three foot tall. We probably the world would be a major. There would be no. Me better now. I can have them.

So, so island dwarves. Oh, I just said that I think that we probably wouldn't be dealing with global warming right now if we were all smaller. And you also said we'd be a lot happier. Yes, I agree. I thought that shorter people seem happier. What? What, you mean children?

Yes. Of course they do. Yes, I mean, I said, I mean, he actually said really bad children. They're normal size. They're just kids. Like if they never grew. Look, I don't want to talk about this because like I said, it's this was a conversation I did not intend to have a mic. Again, people are annoyed as it is. I don't want to wanger them anymore. I like when you anger. No, no, it's not what I'm not why I'm doing this. I love it that every day.

Well, what'd you do for Easter? I went to Boston. That's right, you went to Salem. How was it? It was cool. You know, I went to... It's hard to catch that Salem vibe when it's not Halloween, right? Like not as many.

Well, I've never been there on Halloween, but it is a little weird. It's not as retro looking as I thought it would be, Salem. Right. I thought it would be a lot of old, really old, old, old, gothic houses. And, you know, I didn't expect to see Cumberland farms and Dunkin' Donuts everywhere. Kind of like Yevruyn's the Mystique. Right, have a spooky shake here. Right, I have a spooky shake here, some Lebanon or whatever the fuck. And we stopped at the really off-the-beaten path, something we normally wouldn't do as a family. We stopped at the Satanic Church. A Satanic Church, huh?

Yeah. Now, did everyone convert? I know the girls were raised Catholic. Well, we pulled into the... Because we couldn't find it at first. It was on the map and we're like, let's hit the Satanic Church. See what's in there. And it took us a while to find that we drove past it three or four times because it didn't look like a church.

It was just in the house. It was in the back of a comberland forest. It was right next to a comberland forest. Yeah. Like two doors away from a comberland farm. So it really doesn't lend itself to look at people and the authenticity takes a hit. But we pulled into the parking lot.

It's on the Saturday afternoon and there's nobody and there's not one car. And there's a sign on the door that said, be back in five minutes, went on a coffee break or something. Did you just leave signs? Did it have like that little clock? They like move the, no. Okay, so it have like that little block? They, you know, like move the, uh,

No. Okay. So it's like handwritten. It was handwritten. Okay. So, I, so they want everybody wants to leave. And I'm like, we're only going to be here once. We're never coming back again. It wasn't that good. That's a promise.

So I said, like, let's not just blow out of here. I go, I mean, I just probably went for coffee. I've, well, it said we went for cool I don't coffee break you'll be right back give you strength so my my mother-in-law is there my wife my two kids and they start to get that like we're not going in initially they were like we're going in we're gonna do it all of a sudden they're like they're always under again bad mojo and I'm like why I go what is going on they're like no it's too deserted I'm not going in it's weird that they would just put a sign on the door.

I go, it's weird that you think there'd be more than two employees. It's weird that you think you're going to get attacked when there's a corporate party on the street or it's down. So we say, they're like, I'm like, all right, well, I'll just leave then. So as I was pulling out, though, the sign's off the door. And my daughter goes, the sign's off the door,

but nobody pulled into the parking lot with us. So I was like, well, obviously, then he was not gone at the coffee break, he was taking a, you know, he's taking a bathroom break, I said. Where he had coffee within the place when he was like, I'm telling them a coffee. Well, in the back door, the boys entrance. Definitely taking a shit, girls.

What are we gonna do with our move, man? So then I'm like, well, you wanna go in? go in I mean it's open and nobody wants to go in except Alicia who's willing to go in so me and Alicia she's an array kid huh she's pretty much up for any she'll go in she's not worried about it even my old this one was like I'm not going in I don't want to see it there's nothing there I want to see I'm like how do you know you don't know what's in a satanic church you don't know what it's gonna look like. And so they don't decide to go in and then it's $12 to get in.

So it's gonna be $24 for us to get in. So to see what's ever in there. So I'm like, all right, let's just do it. We're on vacation, two day vacation. I'm gonna be back here. I'm a man of means. I go, I'm willing to splurge and pay to $24 to get in and see this place.

So we walk in and it's like a mansion, not a mansion, but I guess it's like a mini mansion. Like a Victorian. Yeah, it's a nice gothic looking house, but it's not black though. You would think it'd be painted black. Salem satanic church. You should see a picture of it probably. I believe I read it was a, used to be a funeral. Yeah, that's what it looks like. That's what it looks like exactly. It used to be a funeral. Yeah, that's what it looks like. That's what it looks like, exactly. And we walk in and we turn the corner

and there's like this little like really like half-assed gift shop that has like some satanic stuff, like t-shirts and hoodies and stuff. But nothing like, yeah, that's it. And nothing really all that like spectacular in this little gift shot and then there's this guy behind Like a desk or like a high desk And he looks like you know

He looks like he's like he just stepped off the set of Lord of rings or like a fucking game of thrones or something You know he's got that that you know what I'm talking about that look. And so we go up to him and I notice and I, I, I, I like, elbow my daughter because I'm like, look at his legs. He was sitting in a position that was not normal, right? Like sitting like a satyr. Like you would like, like, like, like, goat legs, right, yeah, or something. He's a little bit of a, like sitting like a satyr, like you would like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

right, right, yeah, or something. He's, he was, he was definitely like, double join or something, and he wanted to show it to us. Right. That's part of the show. You paid $12,000, $12 a piece. So he had, he had lays like, to work out? No, like, they've bent the wrong way. And he was like intentionally sitting that way to be like, right, like, um, that's why I'm here. Yeah, that's why I'm on this side.

That's because you're on that side. These, these brackets were the way to, unfortunately for me. So it goes, are you interested in taking the tour and like definitely, and so that we buy the two tickets and he starts, it goes everything. You can't go upstairs. He goes you can't go in this room. You can't go in this room. Somebody rules and I'm like okay no problem and we the tour of no joke took less than five minutes. I was just like when I start to go up when I start to go another room because I know you can't go in there and I go oh okay where's way you go you're

done you go you shouldn't have blown through it he goes oh really it gives a talk I he goes off you just I'm not allowed to we want people to go out their own pace he goes and we're not allowed we're not supposed to walk around and give you puts a do it on your own speed right he tried you for doing it on your own speed Right, and what you want to see me do that thing with my legs again Actually, he never stood up. Oh, no, which I wondered if like you mean maybe he did have crippled But there was only one thing worth seeing there was this massive shit my toilet I told you just send what a scoop

no it's a man it was this massive super sweet ass statue of Satan and it's got to be made out of Bronze I guess I mean it looks like it weighs a shit ton and but it's so strange It looks like the baffin met that you that you see the traditional baffin met But neither side of them. It's like it's as if they like there was a sculpture of Martin Luther King And there was like two children looking up at him like a black child and a white child Looks like they sawed off those two kids and soldered them onto this baffin met statue because there's like two children looking up at him like a black child and a white child looks like they sawed off those two kids and Soda them onto this baffamette statue because there's these two freaky looking little children staring up at him so adoringly It's so yeah, I took a picture. I get him has a picture of on his phone. No

But that was the only thing worth worth seeing in the whole place though. Oh But that was the only thing worth seeing in the whole place, though. It's like, oh, wow. Otherwise, like they had an Aussie Osborne fucking album on the wall. Really? Yeah. That's pretty cool. And there weren't any small replicas of that? No, that's what they should be selling.

I was gonna say, yeah. I'm gonna fall one of them. Man, and that was basically the extent of it. And oh, I'm out of that. It is a one and a half ton nine foot tall bronze statue of it's massive it's impressive looking i was not the one they just had a lawsuit about no that was on uh subrino no no no i think you're talking about the temple

Satan's temple versus the church of Satan no no what he said subrino subrino subrino yeah right yeah they used the design right. Oh, so that may be the statue That's this this guy may be that's one there. Yeah, he may have filed the lawsuit against Sabrina Well, you'll be wedged you Do you think he should? Well, I did just read that they got IRS Approval to be a nonprofit. Well, that's good. They are religion, but but the I don't think I don't know approval to be a nonprofit. Well, that's good there, religion. But the, I don't think, I don't know.

Like, that would be like saying like the, like, the poll try, like, like, if there was a picture, like a statue of Jesus, and then he sued, like, a TV show. If you, like, let's say props, it's basically a prop in the TV show, right? I didn't see the statue in question. That's a, is it the same exact statue that I saw at this at this well I think that design was created by

Satan's temple I think that was it so they own the design it would be like the children Two children. I don't know about the children, but I know the actual Baffamette Baffamette cannot be trademark. I mean that particular design I mean, I know that's what you don't know, let me look at it. Let me look at it. All we're talking. Reference it. And it was just in the background that they could use it. But since they've made it part of the show, I guess, that the guy was like, you can't just use my work as a thing. But at the same time, cars and I don't know. I don't know. That's a tricky slippery slope. It is. Satan slope. And this is a slippery slope Satan slope

This was apparently the statue they were trying to install on the Arkansas State Capitol Okay, well, they had to know that wasn't a work. I tried so my daughter wasn't happy because I kind of was like I didn't say it rudely. I didn't think but I was just like are you are you serious? I said that's it And she was like she was like, you know, like face palm. And because you felt like I was We asked for like to be fun. Man, I would be like, hey, take your palm off your face I have a right to ask a question like is that it? I wasn't asking for my money back I was saying this. Why would you be surprised? But they're not but what I read on the wall. It doesn't matter what country we're in. They're up there.

They're upstanding citizens in society. They don't want it. They want to shed that image of being. Ozzy Osborne. You know, of being like charlatans and people who you can't trust. Scammers. Sacrifice versions and all this other. Well, there's a whole thing behind it just like they don't worship Satan per se they just believe in the id and following

Tell you something Church is Satan has everything down. You read their tenants. You read their commandments. Oh my god. Yeah, it's pretty much like hey Well, fucking hurt anybody. Don't be an asshole to animals. You want to do something? Drugs sex whatever the government should have a right to step in and be like, hey, do this, don't do that. I think I have a Satanist for really a matter of time. Yeah, but people have homogenized Satanism to be this like, wholesome quote unquote thing where you know that that's not what Satanism should be about.

No. You listen to Venom or... Wait, so the Anton Leves book, um, Bible, right? The satanic Bible. Yeah. That lays out like what they believe you're saying that Satanism should be the darker or that is the darker, you know, I mean, there's a reason why he's a lord of hell. Just every religion, like your far extremists that you know differ from the the core group. We don't get political here ago. Sorry. Can't talk about dinosaur. I'm sure can't talk about religion. What a bummer, man, this isn't what I wanted to hear from the church of Satan, the temple of Satan.

Yeah, they throw a hissy fit. We're going to get some one star Yelp review soon. I guess I want to kind of review that place has got. Look it up. The satanic temple created this statue with baffment having a male chest called baffment with children. So I guess they use that exact in Sabrina design. Yeah. The statue was gathered attention because they originally built it to donate to Oklahoma

City to be near another donated statue about the 10 Commandments. Yeah, you know that's not gonna wash, they're just gonna. Just trying to poke someone's eye. Yeah, I got a little bit of that. That was a big controversy. A little bit of them.

The 10 Commandment Monument. Did you hear about that artwork that's also a quote in controversy, Q, the bananas? No, it was a banana artwork. I talked about the bananas, real quick. Did you see this lady in Jersey Walt? Reminding me of you a little bit. It was an Easter thing and a lady was upset that a guy had this display, this Easter display

because he was playing boy boys. I saw this. I said, Easter bunnies. This is point to not me. She got all worked up and she tore down his entire display. I wish to tie one everybody's part. She got she got all worked up and she tore down his entire display Wish to tie one everybody's part waste of time for everyone because some purple herde wacko She's like I don't want my kids in it's like the kids like 14 or 15 16 16 fucking come on Wow look at my mannequins and I don't care if your kid was six

You don't have the right to go in somebody else's property to start tearing shit apart because you don't like it Yeah, they're not nude. I also want to say I don't agree with the dentist. Like, what's wrong with that? It looks stupid. It looks trashy as shit. But if that's your yard, and that's what you want to do. We live in a fucking society. You think I would, you see, reminds me of me, I wouldn't go on someone's property and tear down there. No, no, no, I'm not saying you would tear it down, but reminding me of the little cut out kid piss and like this kind of stuff that like, yeah, what I'd be happy if this were like next to me now, I'd be like, what the fuck? It's dumb, but we're gonna do. You got some reviews there? Oh, yes. There are two so far, two

yellow reviews. That's it. For 4.5 stars. One is from Joshua. It says, warm and welcoming, filled with amazing art and the best piece ever the statue If you want to learn more they have awesome people willing. I can't read anymore because it wants to be a download the app Thomas A says the gallery itself is very small But the pieces on exhibit are stunning and unlike anything you will see at other museums The staff was friendly and limber Wow, that's what they call an Aussie Osborne album. Well, there was more stuff. I mean, to be fair, there was more artwork on the wall, but it's just weird when you just throw an

up lizard of Oz album up on the wall and be like, what's the history? What's the choice of the? Statenist have been associated with heavy metal music. I'm not gonna black Sabbath though, like so much more like, yeah it's weird. Yeah. But as being in a museum's and artwork, did you hear about the banana display? No. Yeah, I think it was in Poland.

Mm-hmm. They censored some artwork of people eating bananas. Why? I mean I think it's pretty obvious why? I think people are, and people are upset by it though. Is it Germany? Poland. Is it like that Wapar ad where the girl was eating the Wapar suggestively?

I think it's obviously there were some suggestive. Polish protesters eat bananas to protest. Oh, so the government stepped in. I love it when the government steps in and is like, how you can't do this. Hey, you can't do this. How you can't do that. But do you think that there's artwork belongs in museum of basically metaphoring Felicia? Well, it's hard for me to say without seeing the artwork.

I mean, I guess it wouldn't take much imagination to figure out what the pictures are. What is the media? Is it painting? Is it photography? You can you I mean I guess it don't wouldn't take much imagination to figure out what the pictures are It's photography just people eating bananas. Yeah, suggestively though. It's not like it's a fucking little kid doing it So I'm mighty, but what there is a rake who's doing it though like you walk it in museum You want to see you want to see a Picasso you want to see a Rembrandt you want to see You want to see David's cock for the crap in the briefs as long as someone's

mouth covered him up yeah that's true eating a minute yeah but we know what the banana represents though to you but that's what arts about come on if not just to me it's just this wink and a nod of like that's not what it is he's got that face on

right right this is it. Yes. The government should not have stepped in and fucking pulled this out. Would you put that on your wall? What do you do? Would you join the pro-tester? Would you join the protesters? I'm not protesting anything. Put it on your mind. This is not a doingICEF. This is a UNICEF. Would you eat a banana suggestively in a UNICEF? In protest? I'm not doing anything.

No, you don't care. So wait a minute. But this is the... So the job... It's hard because it is not even that suggestive. This is one picture, though. No, not actually. There's way more.

Apparently it's a wall of pictures. Yeah, but she's new to, too, though. It's top-boo. It's not really of pictures. Yeah, but she's new to two Top boom. It's not really why are we pretending everyone doesn't like their cock sucked or sucking on a cock Why are we pretending no one's I don't know it's shit in the Race for that though. Yeah, it's not anywhere. Everywhere. It's a blowtops are great, but it's art Like that's like I don't agree with that. I it's art But then can government allowed to say what's art? What's that? And what if she's holding a banana just like looking at it suggestively is that next?

I think as soon as it goes in the mouth. We know what's going on right as soon as it's inside your mouth And then put it in your mouth. There's only one way to use it Yeah, I didn't see any other fruit in the in that 73 I didn't see any I didn't see an apple so I didn't see a pineapple I didn't see you feel the gum It was right to strip that music. I think they should have the right to like decide the government you want to fucking win people back F***ing mind. This is not the way to do it I mean why are they our bosses? I mean, overlords, I mean friends. Why can't I, let's give the keys to our lives.

So the can't. All right, put it in a wing then. Let's have a museum. Let's put it in the wing. And let's put it in the basement with that over 18 wing. Right. The janitor watches over the creature. Now, if you want to go into this wing where there's more

suggestive art, go for it. Well, why not? I'll put it in a display where I can wander in with my girls and see this. You think your girls are too young to see a person with a banana in their mouth? There's no way. Well, why?

There's a title for you. You don't believe me? No, I don't. You think I, you think I, I'm a, we're in Boston. I'm like, hey, dad, you wanna go see the exhibit at the banana eaters? I'm like, no.

Like, come on, don't be such a prude. I wouldn't wanna go, I wanna see that. I don't know, let me, Joey, hold on.. Like, come on, don't be such a prude. I wouldn't want to go, I wouldn't see that. I don't know, let me totally hold on, let me call the government, see what they think. Do you want to know the official meaning behind the thing? But what I know, I know you don't want to see that with your daughters and that I understand, but if they went on a class trip and they were like,

yeah, it was this weird banana eating exhibit. I would have enough like, I or to like demand it come down. But I would be, you know, I'd be like, what the fuck are like? Why is everything gotta be like this? Why is this gotta be thrust into our face constantly? But they went out of their way to go there.

What? These people are going out of their way to go to a museum. It's not thrust in their face. But yes, it is. It's not mandatory that they have to be. You're walking through the, you're walking through the, you're walking through a big, mark that doesn't challenge me in every way she,

and doesn't open my mind. Doesn't offend me, which is every single person who now like walks into a comedy club I only want to hear jokes that don't offend. I'll take it a step further The only wing nation having the fucking museum is for people like you This should be the fucking beige wind Yeah, people like you could pay 50 cents and go to that wing and not get challenged by any. Oh, I'll take 50 cents and go to that wing and not get challenged by any. Oh, I'll take 50 cents. I'll take a 50 cents. I'm gonna say 10 of these young.

But, I mean, you don't think that. All humbpligareans and you gotta class trip. No. A class trip, the class of kindergarteners through third grade should walk through the wing. What are they? Are they the ratio wing? I think that the teacher should do research.

I don't think so. On every exhibit that's there. Yeah, that's the teacher's job. One, two, I think that the teacher should do research. I don't think on every exhibit that's there Yeah, that's the teacher job one two. I think that society shouldn't be held to the standards of what if a toddler walks in on a class trip Like yeah, what if that's that's the I mean if that's the thing we're doing it because of like what if this happened and We got to protect the kids which is is stated right here So should be beyond network TV? Yeah. Really? Absolutely. Eating up banana like everywhere but the United States. How hard core? How hard core should it be on on prime time? ABC, NBC, CBS? I think it was

hard as that one. It's so insertion. Yeah. On eight o'clock at night. I have no problem. Wow. I have no problem Because you know what you don't have kids and it's not your responsibility to police what other people's kids are seeing You know what you want to see as an adult Also, it's other people's jobs too Just like you would block out channels for your kids on cable that you don't want them to watch you know You've never done that never did that though. Yeah, no Trust them. I trust them. I'm not gonna be seeking that shit out.

I think like if a kid goes into a museum and sees David, you know, Michelangelo's David. There's a 50 50 chance that what he's seeing what the child is seeing they have Mm-hmm, and I mean just like if they go to see what is it? The one with the clam shell Venus Yeah, there's a 50 50 chance that they've seen breasts before. Yeah, but they're not in the act of sexual act though. Are they not mimicking a sexual act? Well, according to the. So to themselves. Okay, to the

is an amount. I think I think that's a standard. I think you that is something you should expect to see in any good museum is the naked form. According to the artist, this was created when Poland was still under communist rule, and that a banana was seen as something luxurious for an average person. So could you ask, could you go walk around? Could you walk all the time? Man, what the fuck you should do if they show?

Reading that, can you see that artwork in that light? Can you see it from that angle that made someone who's actually enjoying a banana? This is some pervado. That We've got off getting. Everybody knows what they're doing. Everybody knows what's going on. Wink, wink, wink. But this I guess spokes, Mr. Mizzle Yuck, I guess this is the guy in the museum says he was opposed to showing works that could irritate vulnerable young people. No, I don't know what that means exactly. I know young people are irritated by everything.

I mean, because we're just, you know, I think that we're kind of like pushing youngsters to be for there before, you know, an age appropriate time. I mean, on a personal level. Absolutely. Right. I mean, a girlfriend of a wise. We keep pushing them to go younger younger by Way past anything thrusting like by thrusting this in their face and making them aware of this nice double-entendre

But like you're you're pushing them you're not consciously So you're pushing them towards what's wrong with that what they're gonna do? I'm losing the childhood though. You're losing your you're losing it quicker than you probably should Why can't that be incorporated into childhood but a good what child what part of your childhood had that though? I found magazines and stuff when I was a kid Teenager I'm talking about no, no, no, no, no, no, how old were you when you saw something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, way early. Well, how do you like magazines? How do you talk and what, like how? Like I said, the kindergarten or third graders,

going, I don't think that's a thing. You didn't go in a cl- well, maybe you should went to the museum when you had children's museums. You know, there's a fucking thing. And you know that these artists want to get that stuff in their Tudot.

You know that. You know they're pushing, they're fighting to get that work in all I don't know all these artists. And the scientists. You don't think that they're that they don't try to get the more subversive. I don't think so. Pieces of artwork. It's what you do artists try to get their stuff into the museum or do museums try to get artists stuff in. What like our artists listening? You know you're talking about our artists

I said you artists solicit museums or do museums solicit artists I think at this day and age an artist is No is knowingly sticking their eye being like, if you don't put my work in this museum, I'm going to make life hell for you. I'm going to go online. I'm going to shame you for not putting my perverted. 500 people eat bananas on your stuff. That's just what you can do with that. You know, worse stuff than that.

I'm talking about worse stuff. And you know, there's way worse than that out there. That's tries to pass as art. We're on a for seven years called comic. I'm still going strong. I got speed. I believe that that stuff should be available, but it should be

not easily strolled in on by people. Well, this article isn't really saying what the age is that of like, I don't know how all these kids are that this guy is trying to protect, but that's what it always comes as that. It's always like, we're just trying to protect children. So, please, I'm looking at that. That's, that's a, that's a, that's a, no, because they know, a little bit, is it to fucking restrict rights, you know, use it to censor shit. Yeah, we can't have kids looking at this.

No, it's pre-autonical people who are like, I can't handle this. In Poland. That or there's what's going on in Poland. They're afraid that they're gonna have to explain things to their own children, I think, is sometimes the big problem. Yeah.

Right, we don't want to have to explain that. Why can't I just go out on my vacation and not see something like that? You think I want to take the time now all of a sudden now I got to talk about. I'm a temple on your face. Yeah, right. And there was a picture of Satan inside. It's all flexibly trusted in my face. Yeah, for $12 a person.

Right, but there's nothing in that museum that would that would. Two children were looking up to Satan. Right, but that's looking up to looking up to him. Like yeah, at least there was no bananas involved. Right. So there's no bananas there. Were there any warnings in the satanic temple? Yes. Oh, they were there. Well, you may see some things that challenge you. But it's to me, well, I'm agree with you should have that warning up there. It comes down to like what what is the role of art? What is the role of museums and What is the role of the government and Like I guess it's whatever your answer to those questions are is where you fall on the banana issue because art I

Don't expect it. I don't like most art. You don't like most art Our museums the most boring fucking places to go. History museums are awesome. History museums, okay. Army's on my look at it and I'm like, whatever our people are seeing, they're standing there looking at it tilting their head and shit.

And I'm like, I don't see it. What is it? I like when they have those kinetic sculptures. Those are cool, like the things are moving around. And you're sticking to Disney. I get a bunch of t-cups. Well, I went to the Louvre. Yeah.

I mean, it is fascinating to see the level of skill on display. Yeah, like you're looking at shit that if you gave me a thousand years, I couldn't do. So I can't say that I go on and like, oh fuck this, this is boring, but at the same time, I don't like all of it. Is that the series of pictures? Is that it? I can't find the Is that the series of pictures? Is that it? I can't find the From knowing it's from a video That's a fucking mind was from I don't want to be a government already decides way too much Oh, yeah, and you're right like like if you don't watch your kid in first second third fourth fifth sixth grade scene

Like somebody simulating Felicia completely agree with you I think you're right about that. And you should have that right. Like just like people shouldn't be teaching shit in public schools about like gender shit. It's like leave it to the parents. The school, the state is not, and that, not the school, but the state does not need

to step in and start parenting your children and telling you, okay, here's what they need to know. Don't you see enough? I'm gonna fuck you. Felicia in your, in your in your certainly not talking to get. You need to see it on museum walls too. I need to see it all. What I need is not to have the government decide what is appropriate for me to see and

not see. That's what I need. Under the guys of like, but think about the children. Yeah, it's it's not. No, the only show can be made, I guess, that like they post something like they may be risque things here, like the fun, like to be to curtain at the video store. Sure. Yeah. Sure. Okay, as long as there's like, there's something to

signify, you're stepping off the path and going into what doesn't that, but doesn't that also put that stigma on the artwork? Oh, what's the matter? What's the, you can't handle stigma now? If it's a truly art, it could shatter stigmas. But art means different things to different people. If your pre-stigmas are... Your art is someone to...

If your precious art in that is truly an graphic, it will shatter all stigmas. It's talking the same time. that is truly an graphic. It will shatter all stigmas. I'm talking the same time. I've never seen anything like it. I was trying to explain it. Walt's just like undermining it word by word. I agree though, like how old Tilly sure? 16. 16. You want to walk into a museum and not have to like have a conversation about why this girl is sucking on a banana.

I don't think there's anything wrong with a sign outside that says like, hey, bananas ahead. The infamous banana artwork is coming up. It's a little dordier. You can you can exit here before the banana display. Right. They have that at Space Mountain. You want to go through the little thing, but you don't want to go on the ride. It's just like Space Mountain except for bananas and mouths. I don't think it's art either. I look at shit that people are like, oh, it's art. I'm like, if you fucking say so, I don't know. Dude, I tell you, man. I'm trying to get better at photography and get more into it. I bought so many

photos, books and stuff like that. And I look at it and I'm like, get the fuck outta here. It's a picture of a car and there are a lamp post. Like why is this? I can't. Right. And this has led me to believe that most art,

if not all. Potentious. He's a fucking scam. All right, I agree. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, that doesn't mean the steal. They told us into it. They told us into Orleans that someone that shits a scam.

Remember? People trying to sell the art. It was like this is fucking most of his a scam. Yeah, but it's like that doesn't mean that does not skill going into it But like look at it. You're like what the fuck I'm gonna talk about Yeah, and they sold it for 500 grand Because you get enough pretentious douchebags to agree something is beyond the understanding of mere mortals who are like bananas, you know, like that they're an elevated group. They fucking have figured it out, we have not. They get it, we don't.

This fucking brought with a bananas is fucking worth 500 grand. Yeah. The same thing every fucking eighth ninth grade girl does in a lunchroom Fucking around with her friends. You know what I wish we could do I wish we could take pictures of us eating bananas and fucking put that up somewhere We can't really have a gallery. That's the only picture It's just I'll see you in a minute. The four of us. Yeah, like four frames as a four of us eating bananas That's the only picture people can come in and look at. Would you be into that wall? I think I'd opt out of that.

But she's not blowing the banana in all of them. Some she's just holding them. Right. So you don't want to just hold the banana? Yeah, you could hold it. You could hold it. I think it would be pretty hypocritical of me now to put myself up on the wall.

What if you hold it up on the bottom and put it in my mouth? I don't see how, I don't see what point I'd be making of now if. Put it in my mouth. I don't see how I don't see what point I'd be making. Now if I partaking in this though, if you want to be an artist or not, I guess we're artists. Is the subject the art? I think you would be the point would be like, this is bullshit. It's not art. You people get all worked up over this.

We just did the same. What did you ever hear the story about? You know, somebody put up a somebody ripped a urinal out of the museum and plopped it down on a slab, on a concrete slab, and then all these pretentious people came in and were like, look at that. That represents this and that represents society. And all the people who get urinated on,

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By the way, that's everybody that's everyone man. No one has to figure it out go on fucking Twitter That's every that's me. Yeah, I had a fucking photo show These this is this is fucking what I see in the world. No banana pictures, well, by the way, I know you weren't there, but it was just a point. But I'm curious, what do you look for in a subject when you're taking photos? What is it that you want to?

I don't. They're through a window and they're unaware. Yeah, they mostly. I mean, a lot of my photography is illegal. Yeah. I check your loss, it's not. My process won't is I don't go out looking for things. I just if I see something that I'm like, oh, that'd be pretty cool. And what do you do when you try to frame

that picture and you try to like, you know, block it out or do what are you looking to like you say you read these books on photography and you know, like, how does one take a better picture? Well, the books, I think it's a process for me. What photography was like, well, let me see what famous photographers, successful photographers do. So I got a maple for a book. Yeah. So then I was like, looking at them, and I was like, well, none of these

really seem all that fucking great, or like, they've nailed anything that I could in now, which is a good feeling. And then the books that I've read that I've read on how to take photos have been technical side of it, not subjective side of it. Like, you know, what it takes to use a camera correctly. Like F-stops and yeah, right, right, like the technical aspect. Do you have a certain photographer that you look to like you like their style and you like a certain person that you're like, you know, this guy, this guy, I would like to

take pictures like this guy takes pictures. Yeah, but he's unknown for the most part and he's not, well, he does it set up a camera and take pictures. He doesn't get fancy with it. It's just like a picture of what usually. New York City. New York City. Yeah. a picture of what usually New York City New York City is a more or less upsetting if you walk into a

Museum it's not the bananas, but it's kind of a banana rob a Robert Maple Thorpe photograph All right, look at that. Damn look at that juicy hot Who's it hot here boys like that? That's what the ill of modern art That's hanging at the moment tough, but you're but I think you should get it I mean if you're gonna see statues though like that though I think you're I think there's an understanding you were going to see the human form nude in a art museum. I just think that you'll be

If you don't expect to see that then you're you're nitty-entend because that's a lot of what art is is the nude form right since the beginning of time right yeah of course so I don't I'm not saying that the no-no photos you're saying the polatio simulation it should be like guys come on like you could at least give us a heads up so you're saying is like on the on the Egyptian walls besides iPads and dinosaurs and stuff you see like Felatio commonly? No, no, no, that's prehistoric art and they and I I could admire that because that's somebody who wasn't doing it just to get fucking likes on Instagram or or try to get kicked out of a Respectable cave man. Yeah, that's somebody who was doing it truly for altruistic means so back then,

when they did stuff like that. Even if they did, even if they did Felatio, I'd be more apt to appreciate that more than a modern day version of it. Your old school. Old school. Because they were probably, they were doing it for different reasons back then.

So like, I don't think so. I think there's one reason to get a blow job No, no, no, no, I'm talking about the artist Reppers like who who makes that there there's like hey this happened earlier today because they're always telling stories and Should keep painting right he's like I'm a fucking blow job and then I've killed the tea wreck I fucking yeah kill the tea wrecks whole fucking Me a whole camp Claiming and then we got blow jobs here. Yes. Yes. We brought home a paper

Table and code It's happy and they're like you look tired You deserve this yeah, let's we always use it you from as a world like let's go to the museum See I get I got what you're saying. I just don't like the government stepping in and being like, it should be well announced. Here's what you're going to see. And it's up to you. It's up to you.

Guess what, fucking government, whoever the fuck you are, I can make those decisions by myself, for myself, and for my kids. I don't need you to step in and be like, oh, it might irritate Vulner, but what does it even fucking mean? It's so great. Well, is it ironic in that the government supports and sometimes you sponsor some of these artists themselves? Only when they're putting a crucifix in urine.

Then it's then the government's okay with that. They'll pay for that. And they get a lot of them. I think people who get upset at that, I look at them like, why the fuck do you care? What doesn't matter with you? Why do you care about that? What the crucifix in your life? It's why you care about that people care so much because it's it's a double standard You think that's why if you're not it's the double standard. You're not gonna see you Muhammad

Never never so I mean they print him in a magazine and then they. Sorry, so, but all that means to me is like, so you're getting upset because there's a double standard? Like, what do you care? For me? Oh, I'm not upset. I don't care at all. I think they should all be in there.

A double standard, like, okay. But that's, I see what you're saying, you're like, because it's the same way. It's like, well, you could do that with this, but you can't do it with that. I mean, that's, yeah. Guess what? That's the fucking white guy. You the art? Life has no limits or it has limits. You can't do it with the white guy. You can could do that with this, but you can't do it. I mean, that's, yeah, guess what? That's the fucking white guy.

You know, art has no limits or has limits. I can't do it with the white guy. You can't do it with the white guy. So we know, we know how. I see bread and it was, was it? Art either has no limits or it has limits. Yeah, like, you know what I consider, right? I have a fucking original Kurt Swan drawing of Superman.

It's from an issue where he like goes back in time and is walking in an old west town and I'm like to me that's way more valuable. Pop art. That's fucking be cute. That's what I'm saying. That's Kurt Swan. But like I've been in the room with Warhol's and I've looked at it. You own a warhol? No, fuck now. I've been in the room with with warhol's and I've looked at it. You own a warhol? No, fuck no. I don't know. I can do that. I can do what he did. I know what means. After we talked last time, I went home and because we've been talking about race with the devil and I have the frame race with the double poster on my wall, I would rather have that. That was 70 bucks. I'd rather have that than a war hall, but isn't cute cute any that shit when you say cute as our most snootyest friend me

Yeah, cuz you have art you have real art cuz you buy art. Oh, you haven't you haven't seen his plate the crystal chandeliers It looks like a sales room. There's so many chandeliers on the ceiling crystal every Like like Let me explain something here's what I have in my place I the chandelier when you walk in as a chandelier that was in my parents house when I was growing up It was bought and like sears 1970 Right so the electricity and then the chandelier in the fucking living room looks like the craft that

Superman was shot to earth and in the fucking original. Okay, and the the donor that is the region I bought it not because I was fucking fancy and what even that expensive I want that I'm like holy fuck that looks like Superman ship and I need a chandelier in that room right? Yeah, that was the only room. I don't have a chandelier. It's like only room with it. Technically, the other ones are for you.

But you're getting defense. You're getting defense. Because I've been here in this room. I'm in Troy for fucking months now. Five people over to your house to have a lovely evening. What's up there? Just fucking make fun of your suit, man, aesthetic. I can promise if you invite me over. I won't mention your chandelier at all.

Yeah, I can invite. I can go to you if I invite you over you won't show up. Yeah but you're half a month. But you buy art now. You dabble in art and you buy art for investment. No no. You told me you did in New Orleans. What are you talking about? You told me that you look up your art to see if it's gone up in value. Oh one piece that's based on fucking universal monsters that I bought seven years ago. But you looked it up though. So you're a... But you didn't, right, but you're potentially making purchases of art that you hope gain value, right? No, I'm one thing because I liked it and I wanted to say... I like it. I just invented it. That's okay. That's a curator, bro. But that's that but it's not true

You're talking about he's trying to lead you in so you can like you smoothie motherfucker Curator It's my fans. I don't like it. Nothing. Why are you so unwilling to say that you buy art because I don't for reasons Then like you know that even investment though Like I do other than the aesthetic the way they were. I bought that because it was Frankenstein and the invisible monster and the fly. The invisible man. The invisible man, the fly and it was like,

and that was it and then we were in New Orleans. I was like, oh, this is where I bought that. By the way, oh, it's a scam because, but the fly was a scam. All right, well, I assume that you're looking at all, you take stock and all your art and you look it up from time to time. We're doing some posters. So you don't,'t and you're insurance you don't put down the

value of your paintings really really wow how come because I don't have anything that's worth money all right all right and he knows that because he looks at all the time no no because I'm so fucking fancy for. Oh, that's not even a chandelier. I'm gonna suck the window under me. He usually looks like Superman's fucking crystal ship is hanging from the ceiling. How many birds crack into that glass that you have to put those X's up? No, quite a bit. That's one of the houses.

Yeah, I would, I just look like a fancy light to me. Yeah, that's one. There's a whole bunch of lions. But I you know, I thought it was like I was actually proud of you that I thought you were like you were doing things that like not like you were not proud of me. No, like you know, I reject this face. You know, we we never would have thought we would ever get to do. Buy art for investment. No, I don't do that. I don't...

The shit I like is not worth money, and I wouldn't trust myself to buy stuff. That Kurt Swampy said, Bet you'd worth some money. Bet you could go on eBay and get Kurt Swampy 200 bucks. Original of a Kurt Swamp, no way. The man's dead. And a lot of that artwork didn't last, because's six 60 70s 80s when he was pro prolific

Well, he was the I mean he's the Superman artist man. Yeah, it's anonymous with Superman. So page for 500 bucks So both you in Brian homes. So you have any artwork That is I have artwork that my wife picked out, you know on lawn like you know at like um I was so tired of the bananas bad bad bad the beyond away from them bad bad than beyond you know it's like it's like pictures of like abstracts flowers but it's something that's mainstream like it's mainstream yeah like I don't have um and I'm not like you got the boulevard a broken dreams I kind of think no nothing like nothing like nothing like nothing got the boulevard a broken dreams. I kind of know nothing like nothing

But I wouldn't even know to like walk in a gallery. I think you know what that's like he's got a foot in blue collar and white collar But you know, he's got a heel in blue collar. Yeah, right maybe a heel He's he's almost all the way through the door. Oh, Lord. Hey, is that wrong with that, though? GM. Champagne Tasted Caviar Dreams. Isn't that the truth?

You're not sure, I would say. Do I have any art? Yeah. I, hey, I have an original Chris Ladondo. OK. Is this one of his new ones where he's bashing Bono? No. I do. Do you think I should get a percentage of that though?

Why? Chris Ladondo is taking pictures of Bono and putting an ex-thrown and then just like writing something and selling it for money. Why would you get a piece of that though? Because if I hadn't called him out for complaining about Bono, it would never become a thing. No, I don't think that's, I think that's reaching that you feel that you deserve to uh... also profit from that i mean he had this he had the idea to so who's buying that though for people before people for different people he said sold them and i have the

same question i'm like wow people of this kind of money why we don we not figured out a way to take it from them? Why is Chris little bit figuring it out? Why are we not crossing our pictures of Bona Wall day? There's a lot of crap going on here. Get them on that cop here. Is it funny, but yeah. It starts at about 150 bucks and goes up. Is it, but I guess the real like, like key pieces where like Superman's front and center.

Yeah, those are about 500. Yeah, because you could probably find a million, because the guy drew literally thousands and thousands of pages, but a lot of them have like Perry White or Lois in jail. Yeah, yeah, there's a 150 dollar Jimmy Olson here. Yeah. Did you see Avengers Q? Fucking sore twice already. Loved it.

You like it? I liked it. Yeah. I liked it, but I don't know if I loved it. Really? I'm not sure liked it but I don't know if I loved it really I'm not sure yet I'm on the fence I like it you ever come across that in real life or you're like I'm not sure I have if I love this or I've just really have a deep affection for it I think what they pulled off was fucking spectacular yeah like and I the four fucking shit was awesome. So yeah, that's the part I didn't like.

Really? Yeah, I felt that that was like, I didn't need, I don't know, yeah, I'm like this is kind of like the big Lebowski kind of deal. Yeah, but I mean, that's the visual front of it, but the fact that he was that fucking broken and upset. And then, but again, he was more like a joke, though. Like, you know, this is, this is the last time we're going to see Thor, and this is how

we're going to see this is the last time you see Thor. But I really, I thought they were all done with this with the big three. I mean, he went off while I don't want to ruin the end. I don't think so. But he, no, I see what you mean, but I, more than that for me, I was struck by how I felt bad for a movie. I felt really bad for him. And then when he got to have that conversation with her, I was really happy from, I don't know.

I thought they really nailed a lot of them. Yeah, I think that's what's good about the movie. Is that there's different things or different people. But to me, the way way they handle Thor was my least Favorite how handling of all the characters. You can't do that to anybody else though. It feels like you can only do that the Thor Well, but he's the only one you're not gonna do that to black widow, but she doesn't have a reason to be that upset, right? Why not? I mean he failed. She failed. they all failed. Yeah, but he's a God. He's a 1,500 year old God.

And then he fucked up again and again and again. And I've seen him running around for six movies now, being that Thor. Like I didn't mind seeing him like that. I was like, wow, I felt really bad for him. I was just hoping that, you know, for me, it just felt like there was just needed to be, like it felt like every time they felt like

it was gonna get started and we're getting growing, okay, we're going now, we're rolling. Then it would kind of like come to a stop and some other thing would happen before, you know, like to lead up to figuring everything out. Sure. That to me was like, it took a long time to get there, man. Yeah, I understand that too, I do understand that too,

but I really despite all that, I enjoyed it. Yeah, I understand that too. I do understand that too. But I really despite all that I enjoyed it. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, what did you think of the fucking girl power moment that they got? It's like a mom. Yeah, it's so like, it was the girl power happened. Two to one point fucking Captain Marvel. Who by the way is so powerful. That's a lady, right? Yeah. She is, I mean, arguably the most powerful superhero on that universe. Yeah, I would think so.

And she has to get from point A to point B, which isn't even that far. It's like a football field. And she, Peter Parker, hands her the infinity gauntlet and goes, but how are you going to get it over there? And then one by one, all the women for the Marvel movies start- Start the dramatic pose, I don't like. And they're like, she won't be doing it alone.

And then it's just like, bubba women. And then it shows the women like, well now I want to see it. That's gonna be crazy. Cause that sounds awesome. Do you think like- It was nuts.

But then you like, does she need the help? She just sat down and tell his spaceship on her own. He definitely does. So she need the wasp to come in and fly told his patient about her own. He definitely does. Does she need the wasp to come in and fly around the circle? Dude, it was so pandering. It was so pandering.

The theater audibly went, oh, like it was fucking crazy. I thought fucking Stacey's eyes would roll out of it. If you were to get rolled up so hard. If you're on the side that was a voice demanding that. Yeah. For the last like 15 years. I'm not satisfied with that. But do you not feel like it's not pandering now and do you feel like? No, that's what I mean.

But are you happy then if you're on that side? No, because it feels like it's just put in just to seat you. I agree. I would not be satisfied to me. Yeah, I'm like, I'm so ham-handed. Yeah, they're saying it feel it definitely was put in. There's no other reason to do it. There's no other reason to do it then to try to satisfy people but some of the characters that they put in that fucking heroic pose were

Not even closer when it happened And suddenly she shows up just to fucking put her hands on her hip next to Captain Marvel I also hear the gay character wasn't gay enough needed to be gayer No, that's not true. That's what I'm reading. Yeah, that's not true. So I'm reading not gay enough now I would nice try Marvel Talked about going on I you know what that would be an example of me not even noticing I didn't notice until after I saw the article Later on that that there were some people upset with that not like Bryce says not enough Representation

I didn't realize he was talking about his dad He was on a date. I think his time as dad when they said we couldn't I'm spoiler, but he says I missed the match right? That's what he said well. Yeah, he was like well, he said that at the end I thought he was talking about his dad because he meant when like that they can't talk about baseball anymore He said I finally went on a date. Oh, I didn't realize he was talking that he went that he meant until I Restore the article that people were not happy. I didn't see an article that people I didn't know if he weren't happy I don't Again, how many people are unhappy? Probably not many. You know, it wasn't happy though and this this actually I liked

I guess some guy in Hong Kong came out and he was saying some spoilers and shit and people beat the Is that a reason to beat someone up? It definitely isn't but it's funny that it happened some people deserve a punch to You're online to go see Avengers and some guy starts screaming out that it deserved to be how badly beaten I mean he deserves a shot across the face. I think he suffered a big broken I don't know if he deserves it But I understand it's as you got it says he got bloody. Yeah, yeah, that's a dickhead That's a total asshole like Like

Ratchely and reasonably no you shouldn't beat him up What I beat him up. No, what do you care if somebody else beat him up? No? No, I like good good fuck it I still get to watch him get his ass kicked and I don't risk any legal Problems what if you had spent like some people spent where they read they were spending $25,000 for a ticket Well, they're an asshole like yeah Who did that there were people like pre buying tickets for like $25,000? I got tickets day off like I don't

I don't want to make it I don't know that's what I was I was reading online But I mean like if you had had paid $200 to see the movie and someone spoiled it for you out in the line, would you? Yeah. Would you think that would be worth a? Well, I, I don't think just, I want to meet the person. Well, they put them up on eBay.

I don't know that they sold. Oh, I see. Do now. What's it saying here? I maintain, I haven't seen this level of excitement and hoopla since 80 for Empire

I mean the Phantom menace because Phantom menace had some hoopla to you right. Okay, maybe okay Yeah, I think I haven't seen it since and Phantom menace. Yeah, that's like I agree. Yeah, you're right. Okay, maybe okay. Yeah, I think I haven't seen it since in Phantom men. I agree. Yeah, you're right. Yeah I haven't seen anything like that that level of like taking the world by Storms it. Oh, yeah, I don't know. There's been anything like this. I agree with you a whole heartedly and it's nice to see but I maintain In the world we live in today though. It's too fleeting, like it just goes away too fast. It doesn't stay embedded in our fabric though. Well, that's because there's a fucked Spider-Man movie coming out next month and then...

How much of a letdown to that Spider-Man movie going to be after that? I don't know how the fuck they're going to explain away, like what they did in this movie the five-year thing Yeah, I'm like how are they gonna explain that I think the internet's caused that like like when I watch a show And I have a question about it. I don't like go to somebody and like talk about it I can go online and find other people breaking down the scene better than I can I think that that's better than you Yeah, no way. No fucking way. I've heard you tell a story about boots at Walmart.

That is fucking riveting. Five dollars. No, I mean, I like sometimes like I watch something and it's like I don't understand it because it's... Right. You don't understand something. Yes. I don't. Wow. You're really bearing yourself. You're bearing your soul here tonight.

But I think we know it's. You need to heal up your teeth for 20 seconds. We all come together and we can get these questions answered and that's what's taking away the boy. So that's why I become not to joy, but like I just feel like the mystery. We move on too quickly. Like it becomes like,

the extraordinary becomes commonplace. If we're only for a short period of time, does it stay in the public consciousness where I felt it stayed a lot longer and was more impactful? Well, that now before today, I don't know why that is. I mean, now we're, as it's good because it's my way of looking at it maybe.

I think it just comes so quickly now. Yeah, they're pumping it, they pump pump them out three times a year. Yeah, I wish I wish it didn't like say plus new game of thrones plus people Yeah, I don't watch game of thrones, but apparently that also was like causing a lot of Yeah, people are not happy. I'm what did cuey gave me a spoiler ever watched it? But like that I Think that I haven't seen anything like that I think that I haven't seen anything like that Well, this looks like my Sopranos maybe since the sopranos finale

Wait, what's the question on the table? I've seen the kind of level of world interest that seem like like where like it's actually newsworthy game of thrones What happened? I didn't watch it. I don't, it's actually newsworthy game of thrones, what happened. I didn't watch it. I don't think it's going to be about it, but I just saw it everywhere. And I don't know if I've seen it, the world be so interested in something television-wise since maybe since I guess the walking day. I think the soprano's finale was, the piano finale was, a lot of people thought something

was wrong. Like they thought HBO, like the feed got cut because of the way it ended. Right. They thought that for 10 seconds and then they didn't think that anymore. No, I think they're done. Yeah. Then they're done. They're gonna figure it out. Like they thought they made something like. I can't believe it. That's like I can't believe I spent six years, whatever with these characters, and now I don't know exactly what happened. But what name is playing? There's never going to be anything satisfying, right?

How many seasons? Well, I'm sorry. I'm going to say, if he dies, you're like, fuck, I like them. If he goes to jail, you're like, all right, it's open ended, you don't like it. You got to away. How many seasons of Game of Thrones? Seminarade. I thought this was a...

I think this is a... Yeah, hold on, hold on. How is it different than, like, Lord of the Rings or any other, like, D&D bullshit? So seminary I thought this was a Now how is it different than like Lord of rings or any other like D&D bullshit a lot of tips. Oh, it's a lot of tips Is that really the only difference? It's like it's not a hopeful show Where is it me? Yeah, like he George RR Martin will just outright kill a character that everybody Yeah, it's it's a manipulative show in a way that Lord of the Rings isn't. Like, did you like Lord of the Rings? It's also very violent. I like the movies.

Yeah. I like the movie. I like the movie. I like the movie. I like the movie. I like the movie. I like the movie. I like the movie.

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I think there's a difference though in that Lord of the Rings is was well established and was finished when they started making the movies Game of Thrones is not finished and now the season they're writing They're kind of making stuff up. Why have they been making stuff up for a while now? I thought they've been adding they've been adding stuff in characters melding characters I felt for a while now. They've been adding stuff in characters, melding characters. Like, what's your name? Lift Tyler was never really,

she was mentioned for like one scene in the original Lord of the Rings books, but they expanded on our character to make her like a love interest. Oh, I thought I was talking about Game of Thrones. Oh yeah, Game of Thrones, he hasn't finished the last book, so this season was unwritten.

So their own writers are just like throwing out ideas. So that's what some people kind of on game. It throws away better than what would you what would you give it on a numerical number for all as an encompassing number for all these seasons? One to ten. Yeah. Yeah, give it pretty high. Seven eight. Yeah. Okay. I think you would agree. Yeah. There's there's like, there's one season, can I remember which one, but there's a stretch where you like just come on. Like, I know it's all building to the battle, but can something happen.

Yeah, and I like it. And I have a between. I read that I like the books better than the show. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty dark. There's a lot of like incest. There's like tons of. Is that a tons of, no, but I mean, it's pretty dark. There's a lot of like incest there's like tons of

tons of tons of no, but I mean it's interesting. It's not hot, but it is like what the fuck? And when the guy gets his come up and you're pretty excited by it. Who's fucking the brother? You get to the Jamie? No, wait, no, not Jamie. No, no, no, not him. The brother who was to the Queen of dragons. Oh, that is I do it about the metal port Yeah, that drag Yeah, that was great. I thought you about put down Jamie Lannister and I was I was the man Did you hear the rumors about face four from Marvel? No, what power pack? You kidding me a fucking power pack movie? I would have to go see that

It's fantastic. Where's kid 40 is fucking super teams ever really? Yeah, I see they have a robot named her me. Oh my god. You tell me what I go see that that's well like I Don't know if I could get up for that. I don't know if I could get up to see a power pack Super Suns is a pretty popular right now. Well, I'm assuming that they would make it good. Right. Yeah, I know. It's a fantastic four venture though.

Right. But I would fucking be there for a power back. Right. Oh, this should look corny. Would it be animated? No, live action. These are rumors. I don't know if they're real, you know, if they're real.

It would have to be fucking better than Captain Marvel. I don't have to real, you know, but that's it would have to be fucking better than Captain Marvel. I don't know if you saw that. What's got the Marvel not good? The eternal's is also a rumor. Yeah, like whatever. It was like it was like almost like if you go to back and watch Iron Man one now, you're like, Oh, wow, it's good, but it's kind of like it's almost as forgettable as Iron Man three. See I love dying man. We got different tastes.

Yeah, I love dying man. I thought it was great. It was... It was fine. It's just like she's not an interesting character, Captain Marvel. It's just like what is... Is it because she's a woman? No, because Marvel, okay.

It came all over that one, the one, the one, the one, the one will be loved it. Did you think though that I thought for sure that Captain Marvel would play a more pivotal role in the Avengers? I thought I didn't think so because it was film before Captain Marvel was like those movies were filmed before Captain Marvel, so I didn't think that I handled the character. Really? I would have bet the farm that they would have made her because why give her a full movie, though, if you're not going to make- Is this about hashtag time, Waltz? I don't know, I just don't for sure. And I was looking forward to seeing her do something

like monumentous. So which went through that shit, that was pretty cool. But I thought she was gonna play a bigger role and bring down Thanos. Well, I guess you had to give it to the guy. She's almost too powerful. Like the original three or the original five, or she got to let them say that.

Do you still have the model? Yeah. What do you think? I agree, 100% with you on that one. That was fine. It was just like, yeah, it was really nothing there. That made me go like, and make this was needed to be made, you know?

Making scrolls good guys. I was like, what the fuck is this? That was the thing, that was the thing about, the only way I kept the model that pissed me off was this, was like, what the fuck is this? That was the thing that that was the thing about the only about cat The Marvel that pissed me off was this was scrolls of the bishapeshifting bad guys and in cat the Marvel they were made into Sympathetic Refugees that nobody would care about and you were like they're fucking there's no parallel right? Yes, you're all and it was like you the movie was just like

The might as well put an applause sign above the fucking yeah above the screen like right guys Scrolls they have kids they love them. You know, nobody wants to help the scrolls out right? Rip a scrolls kid out of his arm. Oh my god. They're only happy. They're only ripped out So you're like oh my fucking god enough enough the scrolls of bad guys Make a bad guys You got it you got a checklist though, man And you got to tick every box if you're a fucking one of these movies that wants to make how much money did Oh There's it to something like a Jeff was saying was like the third most highest-grossing movie ever right?

So you need to check every one of those boxes to make sure you don't Because if I don't do any good people are like what the fuck like when they do put the diversity on the diversity on screen people call it out there like this is bullshit this is like this has nothing to do with diversity though this nothing to do with it it was it was it was a political statement that didn't even need to be made about the villains that are bad guys we do you have to do you have to do that checklist because it would be covered under spoilers like no one knows what's going to go on in the movie when they go in there and it made all this money before people knew what the movie was about You don't think there's a checklist that they fucking make sure that they they hit there's some executive you're

I'm saying is do you think that would just one dude? You know how many things I pitched I pitched so many things and 100% of the notes are based around, well, what if you swap the lead to a female or we can't do this because it has a male rescuing a female, you can't make that anymore? I'm telling you, last year alone, I pitched three things and I gave up on them because it was like, well, I like that, remember that comic strip I used to have

about the guy who finds out that his girlfriends is super hero. They were like, well, here's what you have to do. You have to make it so that she's the co lead and that he doesn't, he never saves her and blah, blah, blah. And it's just like, but that's not he was a schmuck. He was a schmuck. And you're just like, but that's the note you get now. That's all you get now is you can't do anything. If I got to do shit on your own, unless you gotta wanna do something big, you gotta fucking do the math.

I take an attack of like, well I'm just not gonna talk it today. I just fucking do the math. I'm fine, I'm good. So this reminds me of that commercial you were talking to me about today. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The Vogue was a Volkswagen?

Yeah. I'm not a Volkswagen. But it's fucking fine. Like I really, I loved one of them. I saw in theaters twice. I was a fan of one. I did. I liked one. The one and a lot and they they managed to make that movie great without any of the fucking checklist shit going on. Like none of it. But when I was saying is do you think Avengers would have made any less money if they had not followed every checklist on the checklist? No, I don't think they would have made less money.

But you don't, but there's still a checklist though. I agree there's a checklist, but it's not. It's also about, I don't have to hit. They're playing chess with the Twitter. They're going to be like, okay, we're going to leave you. We're going to make sure this is covered. This is covered. This is covered.

This is covered. So we don't have to hear about it. But they're shooting this, but how trying, how far are they shooting this? That like they cannot begin to predict what people are going to be upset about in a year. You couldn't even know. Oh my god, everybody's pissed at fat Thor. We're mad at fat Thor. Oh my god, there's a baccala sure fat Thor. He's got a dad bod because he's not a hottie because because they're they said that his body, the fat is being used as a joke in the movie. You know, you know, he Being used as a joke in the movie

You know, you know he It's really not why am I explaining this to you? You know, yeah, I know you're just like oh my god doesn't you have fat news? That's a way into New fat news We have to revisit someone somebody died Who was fat? Who was fat? Oh, I noticed yes remember our airline passenger who was Demanding to be and wipe his ass turns out he died on vacation in Thailand

Which is always going on vacation Thailand's a shit hole man like the more you read about no it is sex tourism. Well, that's hard, obviously. It's like, there's, there's all kinds of one-times. But I don't know how the fencing rivers in Fungia. They got the, they got the animals, they got some cool rivers and shit. Political systems off. Fuck. If you like, make fun of the princes of Thailand, you go to jail. Like, it's that that kind of let me just before I can see if I J plays in just fucking cross the law. I had to retract everything we said on India. It's true. Yeah. I knew someone who died in Thailand.

He was on it was there on vacation and they wanted something like $5,000 to release the body back to America. You don't think other countries do that too? Charge you $5,000 to release. You don't think other countries charge a fee to release the body back to America. You don't think other countries do that too? Charge you $5,000 to release. You don't think other countries charge a fee to release the body? This is just to release it. It wasn't even the transportation. Yeah. Like a doubt United States charges a fee, like, or you don't get the body back. You don't think there's a fee involved? For, oh yeah, there's a fee to get a body back to a different country. Yeah, they don't hold it hostage.

Like you're like you're making it sound. This is, that's what it was, is, you know, they had to pay $5,000, yeah. And they paid an addition. If I died in Thailand and somebody paid for my body to be shipped back, I was like, fuck them. I don't deal with it. I'm dead.

I don't care. I'm the only one to do that. Fucking pay all the fuck that, no way. No way. Those idiots. Yeah, he, uh, he died of an unspecified illness while on a beach vacation in Thailand. I mean, that is just rehashing the story, which if you didn't hear, he used wheelchair and refused to leave the restroom on a plane until flight attendants complied with his request that they wipe his ass for him.

Finally, they had flight attendant put on three pairs of latex gloves and assisted him and as he moaned for her to go deeper and clean him again. He was also involved in another disturbance in May 20, when he allegedly defecated in his underwear during a flight. What a party this guy was. Now, here's the fucking real insult to injury. when you're allegedly defecated in his underwear during a flight. What a party this guy was. Now here's the fucking real insult to injury. The airline, I guess, since he didn't fly back home,

he's gonna refund the cost to the man's family. How do you have the balls after your relative was like, oh, go do the burn. I'm not. Like, how do you have the balls to be like, we want them money we want this because you are that guy's family you're that guy's for a reason that guys like that yeah because all you're like that you're all like that

he's brought shame on your whole family and you want to fucking 269 dollar refund yeah but that's the thing about these guys they don't they're like what shame yep they don't even get it. Yeah, what's shame? Ooh, that should be on the crest of the family Johnson seal. What's shame? What's shame? Tell them Steve Day.