Tell Em Steve-Dave - #408: Activate Baby Mode

Episode Date: May 25, 2019

Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.

It's all up a barvado, it's a facade. Oh man, those are so feminine. I'm the gay friend that... I think we all have major parent issues, right? Nah, me. What? Ha ha ha ha ha. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. Where are we recording this? Share, universe, just. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, b Welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. Where are we recording this?

Share Univert. You're the best! We're the best! Home of the Trucker Hat. Yes. Yes. Yes. How do I get one of those hats?

I'm always like, there's a pile of them right there. I just take one. How do you like it the Trucker Hat? I love the Trucker Hat. It hasn't seen it's it's day I remember when I was out in What we lived out together in in LA It was that yeah, and it was always cocked to the side a little bit

Well, you know that we sent out trucker hats to the one of the tears for the TSD patron I don't because I never get this cool stuff like I'm lucky if I get so this shit once in a while. I don't think you'd wear a trucker hat, though What's on the hat? Well, it's coming back the TSD in a flash logo. Oh, I want that. How do we get that? I'll get you one. Yeah, I have a sweatshirt coming. I thought all kinds of stuff Sometimes paying customers Trump. Yeah, Trump you guys So Trump, you guys. That's how we built this. So, Q helped me the other day.

I didn't, uh... Off a ledge? No, no. A conversation we had had, like, two weeks earlier, maybe three weeks earlier, what we were talking about, um, because if I get into with somebody, I immediately, like, you know, get angry. Go for it. Get angry and just go for it.

And the other day, I'm at that red bank pharmacy, that family pharmacy, and I'm backing up a little bit, right? I'm in my car, I'm in the parking lot, I'm backing up a little bit. There's like this van right to the side of me. So I can't really see around it, but I'm going really slowly. And I pull out, and there's like a guy, probably like 10 years older than me, with just sitting in his truck like mean mugging me.

So I pull out the rest of the way, and he's out of his truck by now, and he's like, why don't you watch where you're going? And that alone is like, Oh, why don't you? I have what? That's've won. I was watching. I was watching. I was watching. Sorry to know what he means and I rolled down the window and I was and because I can't stand when people get overly upset with you

If you like fuck up in a parking lot or something because everyone does it Yeah, but everyone acts like they've never done it right and that was my that was the comment I couldn't remember before that was my first comment was like it must be amazing to have a perfect driving record Across the board and he's like yeah, just watch where you're going and That's what I'm like I was like go fuck yourself. You call cute and I didn't call him in no Just happened that you reflected on it reflected on the conversation we had it like embracing things and running with it It's opposed to just getting pissed. So you're like keen Yes, like when he would get into an altercation as an adult he would think back on his youth some some siege like advice from that blind he would get into an altercation as an adult, he would think back on his youth to some

siege like advice from that blind monk. Okay. Cuse my blind monk and instead of my childhood it was like two weeks earlier. And I almost didn't remember. So what was the advice? Well the advice was like just like roll with the situation where like if you're getting met like the it's stemmed from the alter thing where the girl was like just like roll with the situation where like if you're getting bet like the it's it's stemmed from the alter thing where the girl was like repeatedly asking me for my phone number and we decided next time if that

happens I'm just like I'm just gonna and I found out there's a term for it called sea lining it's basically like in real life trolling sea lining sea lining yeah I never heard of it before yeah so you're kind of trolling people in real life, and I'm like I like the idea of that yeah Because you haven't seen you haven't noticed the last 10 years of tom Steve day no Someone's be see-lining Cute all of you But in the moment with this old guy and he's like pissy and just real like dismissive of me. And I'm in my car now with the door open. So I'm like slowly rolling away from him

as he's standing there giving me this shit. And he's like, you know, just just watch where you're going. And I said, why don't you just go fuck yourself? And he's like, no, you just watch where you're going. I said, go fuck yourself. And then he's like, all right, well, have a nice day, God bless. And I was like, here's what you do. You and God both go fuck yourself. That's not seal on you.

No, it isn't. No, because I'm not mad. I'm not mad at the time. Because all I'm thinking is I'm going to tell you. Like the story, you're convincing yourself you're not mad. I'm not mad. I'm telling you I wasn not mad at the time because all I'm thinking is I'm gonna tell Q. Like the story, you're convincing yourself you're not mad. I'm not mad, I'm telling you I wasn't mad. I took a breath. Like it's a combination of sage and Q.

Sage is always like, Dada, just breathe in, breathe out. So like I'll do that. And then Q's advice of like, you know, just like fuck with them. My point is when you run into these people, think you yourself like it's like the spider and they've come into your web because now you can fuck with them. They run into these people. Think you yourself like is like the spider and they've come into your web

because now you can fuck with them. They're already pissed to you. They're already fucking disrespecting you. And where you could get angry and where I've gotten angry, it's like if you just make that switch if just like, ah, fly has flown into my web, I can now piss this guy off. Yes.

And it's in my parlor. Yeah, exactly. It's like it becomes an opportunity instead of a instants to see lion. Yeah, yeah, like, start balancing a ball. Fish and fish breath and shit. But he didn't like was telling him to fuck himself is fine, but when I was like, you and God can go fuck yourself. He didn't like that too much. And so he got annoyed and I have to be 50 to 75 feet away from him at this point.

And he's like, come on, take your best shot. So now he wants to fight me. And I said, I said, I'd give you my best shot, but your wife took it in her mouth last night. And then, who's there? Oh, and it turns out if you and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, just drove way close the door and always well. Mm-hmm. Wow. Mm-hmm. That wasn't mad at all. That's great.

Mm-hmm. I got mad at all. I mean, because I was pissed. That guy was really mad, dude. And he started the encounter. Yeah. I did the other day to go to a guy fucking driving like a bus, cut me off.

Yeah. And I pulled next to him and I don't know what he was pissed at me about, but he starts screaming at me. His kids on the bus and it was a short bus too and I go, and I'm like, I was talking about. I was like, keep going, I'm just keep going, I'm like, keep going. And he starts going, he goes, he goes, you're lucky. He goes, you're lucky, these kids are on the bus and he goes to me.

And I go, I'm lucky, I go, am I lucky? I was like, alright, I got a little man, I go, I'm lucky. He goes, no, you're really lucky. I was like, I got it, I go, I'm lucky I go, am I lucky? I was like, all right, I got a little man. I go, I'm lucky. He goes, no, you're really lucky. I was like, I got it, I go, I'm lucky. I was like, I'm so lucky you can't get out. You could see it and like, he's just like, cause then I start laughing. I'm like, you gotta pal, you're like, I'm lucky. I'm lucky, I'm lucky.

And I start doing this dismissive wave. That's my favorite part now. He's still like, let's get on with this. It's my new boom. It's like, I dismiss people. I'm like, come on. I'm like, I'm lucky, I got it. I got it. I'm like, come on. Oh my God, I'm lucky. I got it.

I got it. I'm lucky. Just a little. Is there anything else? Is there anything else aside from me being lucky? If not, all right. We're done. You got it.

I mean, no choice but to keep driving. And you could see he's pissed. And I'm really enjoying myself. Yeah, man. We're living our best lives. Thank you. I mean, it's strange because last night I was pulling out and onto Brodsry and somebody came out of the parking spot. Watch where you're going. Neither

rest can see anymore. It's like fuck you. And I kind of like beat because they were that close to coming out right in front of me. They didn't even look. And it was a lady and she just gave me the finger and did the whole thing. And like, I didn't even look and it was a lady and she just gave me the finger and did the whole thing and like I didn't even have time to react I mean I didn't even have time to like do my sea lying. Oh yeah she just she just undressed me and and me and because it was nice out she just screamed fuck you and then everybody on the street just looks over and I don't even have a chance to know rebuttal. No I just have to be like just there with your mouth hanging open. Oh well I just have to drive away and I don't even get a chance to like do a dismissive wave

What happens on that when that instance? How do I she won that one? Yeah? There's no way for me to win. Oh in that moment. Yeah, how do I like how do I regain after all these strangers and bystanders respect? You should have rammed her car Yeah, I don't know that's a tough one That's especially since cars you're a w one. I don't know. Especially at the cars. You're a wica. You're going to start yelling at a lady. You're never going to win.

Well, if you're sea-lying, you should be yelling. Oh, that's true. Oh, if you're going to sea-liner. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Sea-like, like, like an answer. I mean, you couldn't get, you couldn't talk to her. No, she just, she just zoomed away after she like,

yeah. I mean, if you were a singer, that fucking won over the crowd. That would have been good. Like, you dressed up, right? Unfortunately, you got got. That's what happened. No, you should have been like, I can't, I'm dying of age.

Like, she drives away. And then everybody will feel bad for you. Yeah, that happened on Twitter today. You told some of your dying of age. No, somebody said, somebody who made a derogatory, none of the right, but somebody was like,

I can't stand the latest episode because Walt's really fucking annoying me. And I said, I think you misspelled Walt and you meant to write, get him. And then they wrote back, yeah, maybe because I was in chemo

for the last eight hours. And I'm like, oh, so what? I'm not doing anything. I'm sorry. I was just chemo for the last eight hours and I'm like, oh So what? I'm sorry I was just like I mean, but I got it and it writes something more like biting the neck Because I mean this just because these Is right to come at you would have what a what a what a harsh comment. It's not it's not Jeffrey Locke Is it but it was another listener who's on the patron who should have the right to bitch about me if they're on the

Patreon, but I took but I went back at them and I was just like I think it was good nature. Yeah, I was like I think is As and met this and met to spell Uh, get them instead of Walt and then they wrote back well maybe because I was in chemo for the last eight hours But are you reading that like as like well? Maybe it's because I was in chemo for the last eight hours. Are you reading that like as like maybe because I was in chemo like maybe they're like hey man Maybe yeah, I guess I'm not at my like I'm not a top form, you know you are a genius well I feel horrible though I Don't know cuz I really shouldn't have I really should have came I shouldn't even be telling you that is in chemo Why why is he telling you?

Why is that why is that in his arsenal? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Like what is what is he got when I got sick? I didn't mention it until I was better. I'm not you don't never use it as an excuse Not even for like with with your friends. Maybe for a little For a little nookie maybe because you're like I'm trying to get in her pants for years For a little nookie maybe because you're like I'm trying to get in her pants for years You wife, but you didn't even use it then you didn't even use like this may be the last time I can have I could have healthy Healthy Yeah, I don't think you I think I think I think that person don't apologize He doesn't want he doesn't want it doesn't want it. That's that's on the down the

Patreon bro they pay for it what level Well, it's gotta be if it's a five that was a five dollar apology I don't know if you need to give a 40 60 or a hundred dollar apology I'll give it every day. Well you have just I could tell a ready you don't know if you need to give a $40, $60 or $100 apology. I'll give it a rotate. Well, you have just, I could tell already, you don't have it in you. You're feeling bad. I feel horrible. Well, then you look horrible.

I could have lead it to tweet immediately, and I was like, I didn't know how to address it. You're never gonna be a successful sea lion if you feel bad about the stuff. Everybody saw that person just be like, but he came at you. It was, I think it was made by a she, which is even worse.

She came at you. Why is it worse? It's worse. Oh my God. You know it is. It's made been a she which is even she came you guys at worse. That's where my god You know it is It's just like a buffet of asses. He's looking at the kids What they're dealing with and yet they're still giving us money and then I went back at them But that doesn't mean that like look I don't want anybody to cancer. I don't know how the fuck they haven't figured it out by now The this whole cancer thing

How much more money how much more time do you guys need? To cure this shit. I mean, I'm here and we're close. It's a gene. You have to tell Jay. I want to one of my doctors. So you and you have some of the best doctors that money can hire, right? You doctors that the common man won't have access to. Well, I mean, I have insurance. Special TV doctors. Oh, the IJ doesn't have their own team of physicians that are outstanding. No, no, no, no. I mean, all you guys look like you're pretty poor health, I should. I have to pay for my own insurance.

What doctors said that they're close? I talked about this on the show. What the fucking nanobytes thing again? No, the little robots that are injected into your body. No, it's all in a fixture brain. It's all gene manipulation and stuff like that. Really? How close, like decade close or more than a decade?

I don't recall. Anything I'd be saying, I'd be misremembering. But in my lifetime, for sure. Does that change your outlook? I'm not. But in my lifetime, for sure. Does that change your outlook? On what? Maybe doing some doing things that are would not be as careful, like maybe taking up smoking or... No!

No! No! No! It's got a five-pack a day habit, I don't know where. You deal a lot of stress, it might help. It might take a little... Yeah, watch start smoking. I mean, I got masturbation

There's no cancer from you. Oh, you can't do both at once Smoke I'm not okay. Why it? I like smoking did you ever try smoking? Yeah, I think when I was young I tried my father smoked most of his life and my mother smokes sometimes Yeah, my dad had a cancer scare years and years ago. Kansas. Yeah, they gave him six months to live They had to cut out his lung Two of his ribs, parts of his spine. Oh, that's why he's got that hot waste. Yeah.

Listen, those ribs. Well, that he wears, of course, it's like I'm bringing it back. Yeah, the doctors gave him six months to live. This was, I was in high school. Okay, that was a long time. It was in high school. And this one doctor was like,

well, they're saying that because it's a low success rate surgery and nobody wants to be the guy that... How, that is, that's gotta be like, how often does he bring that up? Like, I'm never, he never brings it up. I mean, that's what I'm people. I don't think my dad said two sentences in the past five years. So I don't know that.

Yeah, I was more like a monolith. I've known him almost as long as I've known you pretty much and probably two sentences He said to me and I've seen him on many many of it on three cruises with the guy My father does not talk I could not stop bringing that up to my girl So like if I was like give it six months to live and I was like oh, well, you have to go and Go in early to her class. Oh, I survived fucking I was given six months like I beat cancer Yeah, like they're studying me now Yeah, and then the guy who performed the surgery

Less than a year after he saved my dad's life dying to motorcycle accident because he was a gifted surgeon, huh? Yeah, he must have been some sort of fucking Tony Stark. He was a whiz. Not a good motorcycle rider apparently though. Yeah, I did. I'm surprised though, then your dad would allow you to get a motorcycle though. Probably was 31 years. You know, if your dad told you for Bid you from getting a motorcycle, you wouldn't have listened. I wouldn't have listened. At a certain age, there's only one person who can tell you that and that's your girlfriend or your wife. Somebody you have a kid with, like an Edgar was like you're not riding that motorcycle.

I'd be like old man are you seen aisle like are you? My mom could this day could forbid something for me I would I would listen. Well you're an exceptionally post whipped kind of guy so this does not shock me. I feel like a grandmother who you haven't seen in decades could be like oh, no, you know, I'll be like yes Well, you know My my parents are professional disapprovers. They've disapproved of every say I've never had a positive word It's all it's all like negative stuff. So you have to learn to sign the kind of I mean that's how to change dramatically. Oh, yeah, you think

I've seen it in actually The boy is on fucking Broadway. The boy is at the Radio City Music Hall that has to change It's a hammock. I this last cruise. No, no I was sitting there at a table with Q and his mom and oh, is she going on about some guy who was in the military Yeah, and his mom must be pret it was Josh Groban all over again except for Q and Q's like I'm doing pretty well like my aunt is so proud of me like like like my parents should be my aunt is she is like can't stop talking about the show loves the show tells people people I'm like, I'm an nephew, like she's very proud of me. She'll text me, blah, blah, blah, all this stuff.

And my parents don't do any of that. No. Is it hard for them? Maybe to show that level of like, is it, were they open with affection? Not counting the molestation. I mean, my father no. No, my father no.

Is that right? Is that, do you think that, do you find yourself, like, do you feel like you're more like your mother or your father? I think ten years of therapy has put me on my own path. Really neither, huh? You're your own man. Yeah, I think so. I think at this point, yeah, you know what, I'm still so sensitive to not criticism, but there's a certain type of criticism that if it comes my way

And I'm not gonna say what it is because I don't want to fucking here all the time It goes how my mother criticizes everything I do that It's I don't even have there's not even a us It's in I don't even have a chance of not feeling the way I feel. You have mommy issues. Oh yeah. I know. And this is great.

How many years we were doing Tom Steve Dave and we could still find out things about each other. We didn't know. I didn't know that you had some sort of like, what's that doctor Freud? Yeah. You have Freudian issues, bro. Yeah, but I'm aware of them. Man.

And I worry about the penis. Oh, I addressed them. Yeah. Did you ever bring your mom in a therapy, were you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, engages it and acknowledges it and like, because it's from her mother, who probably got it from her mother. So it's like, you know what I mean, there's no... Chain. You're breaking the chain. Yeah, but not having kids. Yeah.

Yeah, you're talking all females, so... Yeah. I think we all have major parent issues, right? Nah, me. It is a mental fiddle over here. I mean, I finally come to accept that I It is a mental fiddle over here. I mean, I finally come to accept that I suffered greatly, I think, and my personality disorders definitely come from my lack of a relationship with my father. Yeah, but not your mom.

No, that's my step. You don't have parent issues. Mine is my father's and... Yeah, mine is definitely both one level or another. Yeah But I had told Raya we I came to this breakthrough while listening to a song in the car when they made me pull over And gas gas station Ready to get pumped It was a band that is just a home was doing it effect

What song was it? It's an old 70 song. It was that's the way I've always heard it should be he was from I think it was Carol King. I don't know. I think it was no. It was Simon Carly Simon and Carly no, it's Carly Simon Carly Simon and it was Simon and Carly no, it's Carly Simon and it was It's like the Sada songs right? Yeah, it was the Sada songs we did on a podcast. We did for patreon and it made me realize that I'm fucked up just like you guys Just like you guys oh my god so the judgments will end That girl who fucking that I said something bad about I. I want her to be a chemo girl.

Yeah, I want her to be a sorry for me. So she doesn't feel bad. And I said that. I've mental cancer. Don't you understand? It's just as bad if not worse. There's no chemo for me. Cancer.

But I'm just as broken as you guys. Yeah, that's good to hear. Yeah. Missouri loves company. Let's see. Let's see a little. Oh, I mean, you're going to play for me. Missouri loves company, let's see. Let's see a little. Oh, I mean, you know what, I mean, you're gonna play it for me.

I mean, it goes on for so long, but it talks about how her power by your eyes, she would come home from a deep and her father, just sat in the room in a dark and never say a load of her. Well, she came through the, as she came and went about her life growing up, he never acknowledged her existence. And for whatever reason, it could have been just he didn't know how

I didn't or he just didn't care enough and I feel that and this is then it goes on about the boyfriend or something Right, yeah, the boyfriend line the cageer and get him married before she's ready and then she She gives in and she gets married even though she knows it's the wrong choice. So she made a lot of bad decision based solely off of her parents being fucked up. And that led you to look at your own choices and stuff and ones that you've made as her as a result of your father. Oh yeah definitely. But you're not doing that for a while though. I mean like I'm not just saying this.

He's always been like a cool dad like a fun cool dad I mean I tried to be a fun dad Sometimes you got to be start you got a dad to got to wear a lot of pants But he comes from why I don't why my personality why I don't I can't really connect with people it like it takes such a long time Yeah, and I don't want to talk to people. It's because, you know, I couldn't talk to him. You didn't learn those masculine social skills. Yeah. Oh, I never, I still don't have masculine social skills.

I have more feminine social skills. I think I have, I think since I, you know, relationship with my mom and my wife and daughters, I feel I'm like I'm the, I'm the gay friend that's not really gay. So you're certain abandoned guests? Yeah. It's time for daddy to wear his dress. That's interesting.

That's interesting. But when you get when the girls go at least at least she gets old enough there's no like sex in the city cosmos or anything. they're like virgin like Shirley Temple type. But you know but that's why I puff my that's why I puff my chest out on Tom Steve Dave. I'm the hardest fucking comic book retailer man I'm the toughest fucking I love sports yeah it's all a barvato it's a facade man because I'm so feminine. You guys look pretty fuckable right now Sposing himself like that put myself out there nothing I love than a insecure girl Someone I'd say it's a real house Wow wow, but you have any interest at this point in your life and remember that see line we were talking about earlier

Different kind of I have any interest. I know you're gonna say you do have any interest in the reason this knowledge Okay, no, no not to reconnect like to use this knowledge of Your blind spots and your weaknesses to make adjustments To yourself I was making a just yeah, I thought it like small tiny steps your blind spots and your weaknesses to make adjustments to yourself or your... I thought I was making adjustments though. I thought, like, small, tiny steps. And... But, like, that relationship, though,

still with, like, when my father still factors in so much dealing with my girls, or there are certain subjects I still don't talk about with my girls. I'm like, I can't do it. I'm not equipped upstairs to have those kind of conversations with them. Period, shit. I feel your bro.

I feel your, oh my god. There's a lot of stuff. I'm like, Deb, you got to deal with this one. I can't deal with this one. How is Deb's family? Like she came from a solid, nuclear family than you. Oh yeah, I think a bit more, you know, I don't know if like if they talked about like, like those conversations you just see on TV

with like, you know, with dads, I can talk about anything with their girls. Sal has that with his father. I don't have that. You know what, envy that man? Like even I would love to be that way with my girls, but I know there's gonna be subjects, like when they start talking about their boyfriend, I'm like, I don't wanna talk about it.

I don't wanna fucking know about it. I don't wanna hear about this shit, and if you bring it up, I'm gonna get pissy and I'm gonna ruin the whole night. That's a fucking dad. That's a real dad right there. Yes, I'll put you pissy up in the room the whole night. He knows it here. Fair warning. Yeah, I'm aware that she's gayarning. Yeah, he's a cheesecake factor. Like, do you want this fucking whole night to be shit?

I'll flip this tape. Let's talk about fucking game shows. Yeah. I don't know. And not about your fucking, your boyfriend. What if she's like, dad, like, I need to talk to you about something my boyfriend did. Something my boyfriend said.

And I want to get some advice on how to navigate this. Lucky Threatener? No. Just, she's like, you know, you know. I don't think, yeah, I don't think I'm going to be the advice on how to navigate this like a threander. No, just she's like, you know I don't think I don't think I'm gonna be the guy to talk to you. I mean, I'll try but I know I'm gonna be the wrong person to talk to you I can't if like What if she goes home and she's like my boyfriend like proposed to me, and I don't know what to do It runs in high school. Yeah, yeah, definitely say no. Well, how does Kate now? She's 21.

21. 21. You and Deb were 25, right? We got married, yeah. Yeah. So they are looking at the exact reason I would never get married, young is the same reason they may get married, young, because they look at you guys and like it's a rarity that people stay together that long after and getting married that young You want to take something? I mean I'm gonna cry though

But we're at friendlies and the girls were talking about guys and I was getting all fucking annoyed and I was having a conversation. I was like all like, soling in the corner like I didn't want to talk, I didn't want to hear about it. And Alicia goes, all guys are crazy. I don't even want a boyfriend, she goes, because all men are nuts and they're, and I don't even want to have, they're just lunatics. And Debbie goes, go right back to your father and your uncle broke. And Alicia goes, well, you got lucky, mom.

Yeah. And I was in a conversation and I heard that. You're off sulking in the corner. That's lucky. He's not one of those people. I know you're 17, but still. But that made me like, oh my, that was the like, I could relive that moment all the time. Because what she said, and she wasn't even talking to me, she thought I was like, pitch like, fucking pounding in the corner.

Yeah, she's like, even what we were both witnessing here, even with that bullshit, I still say you got lucky. Yeah, so it's her saying to you, like, I love and respect you without saying it to you You're like a fly on the wall. That's awesome. Yeah, that was that was pretty close. That was a nice moment That made that made all the hard moments of being apparent worth it Yeah, did you find you had many difficult houses like real fucking hacky I mean like but you said the like when you say that Sal has that with his father. Yeah, it comes easy. You so easy I'll never have this I mean like but you said to like when you say that Sal has that would just bother yeah, and it comes easy. You so easy

They just they're best friends. They just But that starts like that starts early on like I Have a super close relationship with sage, but there's things I don't want to deal with the fact the other day She was get like hardly ever gives me shit She was gonna be so much shit the other day, and I was like wait a second. I just marry Beth. I with. In fact, the other day, she was get, like hardly ever gives me shit. She was giving me so much shit the other day, and I was like, wait a second. And I just married Beth, I was like, is she on the rag? Sure enough.

So for all the girls that are like, I don't change, my hormones have nothing to do with my attitude. Bullshit. I'm never met a girl in my personal life who doesn't. And it's okay, just stop denying it. But no, they say, every girl I know is like, yeah, I can get crazy around that time. Yeah.

That's, it's just true. Not every, I don't know. There's nothing wrong with it. I mean, there is, but I mean, in terms of, like, look, it's a natural occurrence. As much as people want to deny all this shit. Like, right, you get a little bitchy when you're, when it's that weak or whatever, right?

I mean, come on. Why is it such a big deal? Why are we talking about this as if it's not happening? Everybody wants you to believe shit isn't happening. And you're like, am I insane? Like, are they right? No, they're not. They're not right.

Yeah. Maybe they were, look, I mean, it is what it is. It just is what it is. Mm-hmm. It is, it's natural. I don't know what to tell you. And it's not all the time. So who knows?

It's not like I'm a fucking piece of cake to deal with on my best day. No. So, what are you? No, almost never. Like mood swings like that. You know, you can even blame menstruation. No, no.

You know, probably if you could, right? Oh, absolutely. I'd be like you over there with the brain thing every two seconds being like, well I'm on my period don't you know You put on your period for almost six months. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure But like you I'll like like I'll get sulky Yeah, like a real baby. Yeah, I hate that

I that's my but you don't you don't know how to like in those moments like yeah You're not equipped emotionally to deal with whatever it is So you're like that's your default you're like Fucker baby mode fucking pool you're in it Work there's a there's a study out and I'll find it like that was done in like the 60s and 70s about how men's capacity to handle to handle Delegate emotional situations is way less than a woman's because our minds through evolution is trained to like threat react threat react

So we at we men get overcome or overwhelmed with emotion way quicker than women do would you like to apologize for saying? There's a difference at all between men and women Don't agree with it or disagree with it. I'm still doing the research. I mean, I know this is what I know, Walt, the future is female. That I do know. Oh, yeah. I saw that on a shirt.

That's how I knew it. But yeah, in terms of like, so it's like, who even knows what's going on, the lizard part of your brain? Don't know. Don't know what I do know though, is like I look back and like Edgar, quiet, brooding, quiet brooding, explosion. Yeah. And that's me.

Yeah. Same thing. Same exact fucking thing. Honestly, let me ask you because it's hard. Do you love your, do you love your, do you love your parents? Oh, you like I love them. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

I don't know, I don't know. Sometimes I'm like, I don't know sometimes I'm like I don't know if I can I have the capacity to feel real emotions aside from rage you do Like is it is like like because I always define friend but like always are they your friend? And I'm like if I cared then I would never talk to them again Then they're my friend if like I'm not I never talk to them again I'm like whatever sure and I guess I'm not their friend right sure simplistic but I'm not I'd never talk to them again. I'm like whatever. Sure. I guess I'm not their friend, right? Sure simplistic, but I knew you were saying Yeah, I always find it weird to like when Pam's like I love you on the phone, and I'm like I love you too Yeah, yeah, I have a hard time saying I'm not good with expressing emotions like that, you know, that's interesting

Because I know I I love my parents. I love the thought of not, like, I've one of them passing away. It's heartbreaking to me and I, you know, and it's weird because like, they can't irritate the living shit out of me. But I just, you know, there's that feeling of like, I love them. And as they get older, as they get older, and it's like, and as I get older, it's like, I am more forgiving of anything. Cause now I think that my mother had me when she was like 23, you know what I mean?

It's like, yeah, Pam, 21. I don't want Earth that I hold her responsible for anything. Like, I was an asshole, I was like 32. Well, I mean, it's like, can you imagine being 21, 23? And like, here's a kid for you to raise. Like you don't know shit. Like you don't know shit. It's the reason I didn't ever want to have kids. I'm like I would fucking hate for any of my kids to feel the way I felt growing up. I don't want to do that and I and I anything I had the capacity to not do it. So I was like fucking. I have kids. I was wrong about that. Yeah.

it. So I was like fucking I'm like I was wrong about that. Yeah. But went out of my way to a point where like the kid sage has such high levels of confidence now that I'm like fucking pump the brakes man like you're not that great. But like I'll be like hey let's play let's play this game and she'll start boasting about how she's gonna beat me and how she's awesome at it. I'm like you've never played the game before I never knew I don't lose. Yeah, she's like I don't have to know how to play the game I look at you and I think there's one winner in this equation. I know it's not you And she's not wrong because I'll let her win You know it would be a good name for the Tom Steve Dave town

Softball team. What's that? Sea lines the sea lines Tom Steve Dave town sea linesball team. What's up? Seal lines. The sea lions. Tom Steve Dave town sea lions. All right. Sea lions, right? The sports teams should all be the sea lions. I like it.

Yeah. Began a TSD. TSD town. There was an ant mood this past weekend. Yeah. In red bang. Yeah. Where were they here?

Where was I? Yeah. I don't know. Where was I this weekend? I don't know. 20 people no one told me yeah, there were a lot of people there you went Yeah, I stopped down. I mean nobody told me I mean step one would be somebody else and one for me on it Well, they were they were their schedule was like a little, so they were going to the auction and you know, columns went and then they were going over to the quick stop on all that other shit.

Oh yeah. Plus, I feel like if we told you like, hey, some people are coming to the store, I don't know if you would have come. I can't have an idea where you were showing up. Maybe not, but maybe. You know what, you know what, I was so touched by this group's enthusiasm and they said they were going to be there

Saturday. I thought they were coming all day on Saturday. So what I did is I convinced you to come. I convinced get them to to dress in his elephants in the room costume all day and I would wear the barren costume all day because I thought they're going to be their old day. Like you know hanging out. Well they've heard the show. They know you don't want them their old day. But I but I didn't care. I was like I'm going to be the bar them all day because I thought they're gonna be their old day, like, you know, hanging out. Well, they've heard the show. They know you don't want them their old day. But I didn't care. I was like, I'm gonna be the bear in all day and we're having this nice photo up for them. And then we're sitting in our costumes, like, and they didn't get to like four o'clock any after. I got there at like a little bit after one and they'd been in their costumes for hours already.

I went, got lunch, then went and got ice cream. cream I came back they're still in their costumes and nobody's there customers have to be like why the fuck are these are these like this the mascot and I just I just I just occasionally walked in that's like seeing like making that is how it is makeup wow that's crazy or make make a more timely reference. I mean, Jesus, you know how traumatizing it would be if you saw Clare Bell with no makeup on? We have a game the trooper that he is. He wore his costume all day long.

The ants came in. There is, I wanna break the news, breaking news. There is a new addition to the Frank clan. Oh, it's a Frank six or seven. There's a Frank number six. Woo. Yeah, he can't. How is this Frank in a distinguish himself?

That's what I asked him. I said, what makes you, what talents do you have or what, you know, separates you from the other Franks? He said he works at Walmart. And for me, that was good enough because I was like, you know what? I don't know if Walmart has a friends and family day, but I think I'm gonna probably get some good deals maybe if they do. You're like, if I don't. By dubbing him a Frank. If I kiss his balls enough,

I'm like a 5% off the DVD. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. And anyway, all they did, that was so killer is that they all had brought barren masks. Every one of them had a barren mask. So any, so we, I dubbed them me and get them dubbed

the anybody who comes in wearing a barren mask. So any, so we, I dubbed them me and get them dubbed the anybody who comes in wearing a barren mask. What we call it again? I'm gonna love it, Dutty. Yeah. No, the band of barons. Oh, there. And for others, the band of barons. So that was cool.

That was pretty neat, you know, something that is throw away as that. Did they go out party in that night? Was it like a party? I know they had, they rented a house, and I know that some of them were had alcohol. Oh yeah? I know they had they rented a house and I know that some of them were had alcohol. Oh yeah. I love to take part in stuff like that. Frank six. Frank six is straight edge. Oh well then yeah. He's a recover alcohol.

No no no. He's like y'all too. He's like 20 and he's into Tom Steve Dave. He doesn't drink. He doesn't smoke. But how was he? The sun you never had man man? Yeah, but doesn't have to contribute to the show somehow to be a Frank six. Yeah. Well, Frank, you know what, this is probationary. Frank number five took him years after his first appearance on Tom C. Dave to become a contributing member to Tom Steve Daytown. Sure. It was like four or five years before he we tapped into his resources. But his intro was solid. I mean, he left his family all the time. This guy just wandered into the store.

No, no, he was part of the ant mood. Yeah. Yeah, Frank six. All right. Yeah, I mean, he's on Patreon too. So that automatically, he's definitely. Whatever you want, Frank. In fact, you could be Frank three if you want.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's been so long since Frank three has shown his face. I want to make Frank six, Frank three. All right. Sorry, Frank three if you want. Yeah, it's been so long since Frank three is showing his face. I want to make Frank six Frank three. All right. Sorry Frank three. Bad news. I can't take it from Frank three. Come on.

You never liked to do it. You're not going down to six then Frank. But why you just said Frank five took years to to to bloom. Yeah, but I texted Frank three and he never texted me back. Oh, I mean, he may have got a different phone. It's been so long since I texted him. How about we put this? We put him on notice.

Put him on blast. Yeah, we put him on blast. Frank 3, you have like 60 days to like come through and a Frank 3 show itself. Yeah, to prove yourself worthy of the title. Yeah, Frank 3. If you don't then you're bent. Then you're Frank 6. Rob Bruce. Next step is fucking out of the title. Yeah, Frank three. If you don't, then you're bent. Then you're bent down six. Rob Bruce, next step is fucking out

of the whole Frank clan altogether. Yeah, and then you're out of town. We'll drive you out of town like I got damn Frankenstein. Yeah. Rob Bruce told me that Dockout Frank is still alive. Does that seem possible? Sure. I mean, a fucking suffocating Dockout.

Why, you can't fucking live to be a 90 something. Yeah, I guess so. But he seems so old at the time. Man, I would not be shocked if that, I mean, not well enough to make the regular visits to college or but well enough to, you know, to like, live out his days on the couch. Is this title safe, getting used to it?

Like if another Frank comes, yeah. Was he Frank too? He was Frank too, Yeah, Frank one was that real angry guy. That guy's definitely dead rubber. So so Frank one is open. We should we should bump up Frank number five to Frank one. We have to change a lot of social. The merchandise. The name of the show. Frank one's rewind. Wow. And also another old time ant. He was an ant before there were ants.

Remember Navy Dan? Yeah. He sent me an email. Was he the guy that brought the turban in? No, no, no, no, he was a Navy. He was a character, Navy. Yeah, he was on an early, early episode of Tellum Steve Davin. He sent me an email. he has just recovered from what you

had and Fasima yeah he said he was real touch and go it's been he said that the days that he was really struggling was like unbelievable he didn't think he was gonna make it yeah, I had days where I was like I'm dying. I'm going to die Yeah, he sent me a long email and he would love for you to Reach out to him and why why not I get involved with this now? What the fuck am I gonna do with this? No, no, you don't want to reach out to the fuck. I don't need to support group. He survived I survived We gotta keep doing this for but he I mean he sent me a wonderful email queue and he would be I forward me the email I'll read it if he's okay like what am I gonna talk to him about?

You know he I tell you a little I got a cold. I gotta talk to everyone. It's had a fucking cold Terrible illness life had become so hard. He's recovering now. It's been a tough few months. And it would be amazing if you could ask you to reach out to me in some way. It would mean the world. Does it count if he reaches out to him on the show right now? He's on Patreon. He dropped that too. Everybody does. I'm not sure why do you, to propry to him.

Tell me, is it for me that email? Okay. And I'll reply to him. We've been bullied into it. He's on Patreon when he walks. But did he have a stroke as a result of it? Because that puts me that puts me at the top of the pitty pile to be fair to Navy Dan. He did not get into

details with me about how. But he said he has a wonderful family. Yeah. He has children, he, and he. So what's he need me for if he's got all this? He just, he ought to congratulate us on our continued success and he is just so proud of us. I mean, this is a man that just warmed my heart though. Well, he served the country, he's ensuring your freedom

and you're like, oh, I have time for Navy Dan. He's retired, he's not in the out. He's just because he had a cold freedom and you're like oh time for Navy down He's just cuz he had a cold now. I got to talk to him. My brother was the Navy. I mean I was close I'm a fine. Do you talk to your brother? I don't know. All right, then Tuesday just to see my brother And I offer the Invite to Navy Dan. Yeah, if he's ever on East Coast to come back on Tell him Steve Dave and.

Did you want me to email? Yeah, check your. I will. I'll write him back. I will write him back. And if he doesn't, he wants you to call him actually. Yeah. He'll have to spell numbers.

Your piece of shit if you don't call him back. You really are. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're garbage, dude. I never heard from this guy when I was sick. He didn't know. Well, when I started talking about on the show, I never heard from him. He said that when he was sick and he was feeling like his head was going to explode, the

only thing that got him through it was Tom Steve Dave. So how much more do I have to do? Well, that personal touch, I mean, it just like, you guys, what I just got him through a sickness. Why do I got to do more? How about paying me back? It's called icing baby icing. It is through Patreon. Great. So we're even. What do we got in there? I got to rack you use my fucking T-Mobile minutes. Still paying by the minute. Guys who went through extremely difficult times. There's no like, wait, you guys don't bond. Like, I can't talk to you about what you went through, but Navy Dan could.

No, you're right. Well, there is because drugies want to talk to me about drugie shit, because I went through that. And it's impossible to express to someone what it's like to be like detoxing from oxygen. But you can't describe it. It's so awful, just like this. It's like, you can talk about it, but you don't, you really can't describe it. It's so awful just like this. It's like you can talk about it, but you don't you really can't

I don't want it to really relate. It's past I got a word like you guys know you should make it your whole identity Tell anybody about what was going on because I didn't want to talk about it. Wow I'll get in touch with them. Okay to chide him for this nonsense Yeah, really Oh, and to the the the chemo lady Who I just don't know who you well And I'm just like I guess and also I guess if I'm if I'm talking about this I guess I'm revealing that at Sunday Jeff is not really Sunday Jeff

Yeah, I didn't notice that when you said that I was surprised you I felt this if I'm gonna reveal something and make up for my faux pas, I guess I got it really come clean and let everybody know that at Sunday Jeff is me. The gas perred around the world. I mean, did anyone, it was a worst kept here. He's melt as a geek.

Yeah, it's a worst kept secret than like Harvey Weinstein. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, like I feel like I Beared so I bear my soul told you a little bit like reveal a little bit of why I'm an asshole All right, but I don't know that you're an asshole though. I don't know at all Well, yeah, it seemed very joky in nature and I don't think again Like I don't think it's just because the ladies in chemo that she's like she wants to be treated differently or with kid gloves or whatever Because she has cancer. No, I don't want people to know or whatever because she has cancer? No, I didn't want people to know. No.

I probably would go for the kid gloves, you know. I probably would definitely play it up for everything I could get. No, I didn't tell them that work. I didn't tell them anything. But you just, you want to appear that week where you're like, oh, do things for me because I'm sick. Yeah. Yeah.

Sounds nice. Yeah, when I say it out loud, I'm like, that's it. I'm gonna start hanging out in the chemo place. Well, I know that you've seen bumper stickers all over the place, right? You know, co-exist. I mean, I always say it. Jersey Strong.

Jersey Strong, slogan. Just in that, everybody with, you know, their opinions or their positions or their platforms or whatever. Nice simple one, three words, I eat S. Did you see that? I did not. New bumper sticker that's catching the attention of... Well, it caught the attention of a cop in Florida. Caught the attention of a cop in Florida. He gave the guy a ticket, right? He gave the guy, then he arrested the guy

He was arrested for the sticker proclaiming that he eats ass. Well Florida, man. That's different. That's that's a that's a conservative state It is a conservative state. You want to go to you want to have that bumper sticky me, baby You better go to San Francisco or Vermont But don't Another hot bit of But I don't think he's talking about guys. I don't care who he's talking about. Oh, so you're saying that like it has to be a very sort of loose and fancy free environment in order to.

In order to play a little tight under the collar in Florida. Lot of retirees go to their day one don't want it. They want to drive around see that fucking obscenity Well, the cop was like what if somebody's kids see that and then he's the guy and I don't know that he's wrong He's like well, it's up to his parent their parents to explain it like what's that got to do with me? Well, there's no chance to sell it as like he'd stonkey meat. I Don't he didn't take that route. Right. He yeah, that he just kind of argued with it. He put that bumper sticker on T1. That's where you see that bumper shirt. I don't get me. That's good. Um, tech liked it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Chris the shared universe tech.

Who turned out I have a deep deep history with his grandfather taught in our high school Yes, and I knew his dad quite well really cool. Oh, yeah What's the medical term for eating ass? Yeah Ain't a lingus. Yeah, yeah So kids would not they wouldn't be the father with it. They'd be like it's too hard I'm gonna bother trying to figure it out What is the point of the bumper second? I'm like, why is he letting people know

that he does this beautiful act? Because he thinks he's fucking edgy, funny, and I'm crazy man. I fucking eat this. Yeah. That's what he has to do. That's your Mike's App-Sec impression. That's what he has to do.

That's what he has to do. That's what he has to do. That's what he has to do. That's what he has to do. That's what he has to do. That's what he has to do. That's what he has to do. That's what he has to do. That's what he has to do. I Much of black guys cheering them on Would you remember how like years ago But like there were people out there. They were women out there that didn't give blow jobs Remember that like that era now it's kind of you don't think they don't exist

I don't really think they exist anymore. I think like society is evolution is taking over I think I like when you use a bike car, you use that app on the air conditioning. Well, the car is conditioning. And now, blow jobs are just come with the package. I think you spend all your time on the fucking coast, bro. And you don't know what good girls do in the middle of the fucking country.

Over there. They're in the pool, good. They're in the pool. Oh, well, the middle of the country is like blow job having that's all they got to do out there. Wait, I fucking read in the Bible and give him a crooks. I don't know any guy That's what they do now we get into a relationship in this day and age and she eventually says I'm sorry I just don't I just don't suck dick and the guy stays I don't know

There's some taxi fare well that's I'm saying it's too late. They already bought that car. I'm talking about the new models Oh the new models the new models come standard blowjob Too late, they already bought that car. I'm talking about the new models. Oh, the new models. The new models come standard blow jumps. Tell them, I don't know, I think you're, especially this big wide brush. No, the generations that are raised on internet, why are we discovered, fucking guys in our 40s and 50s? Chris the tech, what's going on out there?

Oh, there's Chris the tech. I'm 24. Right. Okay, he's much younger. Yeah, I'm really young. I feel like there's still girls out there, but it's one in like 10 that's 10% Multi-wise Majority is for you saying it's one of 10 who get out of your trunk and don't do it after I just think it's not common one of 10 is not that And then, but it's like making out to a lot of girls.

Like making out blow jumps, I think practically. But I think that eating ass is starting to become a mainstream thing. So you're saying the hypernormalization of eating ass. Is upon us. So like in six years, we're gonna have people like, oh yeah, I eat ass all the time. It comes with the-

Finally something these asshole millennials brought to the table that I'm about no pun intended I believe in ass and shit I believe it's it's becoming part of the I think I think the price of the upgrade has gone down to you and it's assuming to be part of the car that could have been the call like I'm assuming that the way you're speaking I don't want to assume but I'm assuming from the way you're talking though That this is something that you're not opposed to oh he like eight and asked another me be gone to his brain I'm sure that's how we stroked out That's how maybe Dan got Now I'll write him a fucking email If it turned out it would you be like would you do more?

Then you know what I still call him Frank one That's like we're Frank two That would be I'd be interested to hear please write Walt at k news for gmail.com To let him know your opinions of eating S. So this deputy, he pulls the guy over for his derogatory sticker. I guess that was the deputy's word. And the guy says, how is that derogatory?

And the deputy says, how is it not derogatory? Some 10 year old little kid sitting in the passenger seat of his mom's vehicle looks over and sees IEDS and asks his mom what it means. How is she gonna explain that? And then he says, that's the parent's job, not my job. And he is right. And the cop is like he's trying to, in the moment, use his own personal morals

as a reason for pulling this guy over and then subsequently arresting him when the guy's like, I'm not taking it off. So now this guy is going to sue, I guess. Is there a obscenity laws in Florida? If there is, I mean, there are, but it didn't, there are, but it didn't cover this because I think in the, in the video or in the audio, the guys, the cop is called, the deputy's calling it in and the guy on the other end is like, well, what are you going to bring them in for? And that's a spatcher. What the fuck is she? Well, no, I mean, more hate.

Yeah. more likely she She's now all the fucking the prosecutor and the district attorney. Well, no, he's just asking What do you and it was a guy it wasn't a lady? He was like what do you bring them in for and he's like oh because the sticker and he's like but what's the Statue or whatever you know, I got to write something. They have to be something there, yeah. And getting glasses too new for... It's like, that's the new, when they remake footloose, that's gonna be the new one.

I know, you all don't need to ask in this town. Yeah, here he is. He's here, there he is, proudly with his, it's, it's, I mean, he is a thing. I look at this guy and I'm like, he's an asshole. Right. But, whether that's an arrestable offense, I don't know. It's not making like he's the fucking lady on the boss Please did when was the parks. Yeah. Oh, no, he's not

Let's make him a hero fucking Christy. I don't think anyone is and I mean honestly like I remember in Buttermilk Valley road there was a guy who was like a metalhead guy He lived down on there. He had this trench coat. He always wore and on the back of the trench coat It's a Jesus Christ as a cunt like Obviously super you know offensive to a lot of people intended to offend people And I think I recently to fuck him and fuck God exactly Attending to defend right right that was it like anytime if he's like God bless you Unless I'm sneezing. I know he's probably religious dude

The IES again, it's like that trench coat which is like putting it up there to get a response To vocal response but for what reason like it but because like because you The attention they want the attention. They want to be There's no money in that yeah like this Discam well and unless you win unless this guy wins the the lawsuit the trench coat guy now I don't know what's on me in the trench coat guy, right? This guy though. I guess we'll follow He justus will weep if this dude wins any fucking money from this.

No I want him to win. This natural liberty eats ass. Come on. I feel like... But lady Justice pulls down her blindfold a little bit to spy on some ass to eat. She's French. You never know. I feel like he should win. I don't want cops being able to decide on that micro level of what's right and wrong.

Because it's a fending him. He's like, and it's a hypothetical situation. What if I have to explain that to my kids? It's like, I don't care. I don't think that's for you to deal with. I think that's a gray area. This is pretty black and white. I think that definitely is a vulgar sticker. Yes, but because it's

just like so what? He could list any number of things he does. He's pussy. He fucks girls. He like, who cares? There's no reason to put it on the truck. With a little bit more innuendo, a little bit more, you know, a little bit more carefully or not, you know, just be more clever. Yeah, by the way, what is this state? Does he think a girl's going to be driving behind them and be like, oh man, I've always wanted my ass. I've got to get over that. There's a certain number of belly up to the end spark. There's a certain number of people who will,

like he'll get validation for it. Like, would they will, huh? And they'll be like, oh, that's funny, or, you know, the more idiots. And it is, it's weird because personally, it doesn't bother me. I see how it would bother people with kids who are like, I wish they didn't.

I would just make something up. I would make up the donkey thing. What is what about, do you think that if that's I think girls Think about when they see that driving around did they are they I don't think they're are they are they threatened by that? Thread no, I think they're like he's a fucking a jump this guy. I don't think they find it attractive It's not it's not a turn on. I don't I so. Reading it or doing it depends. Reading it and being like, well, that guy's got some mojo, that guy's got something going on. There is some girl that will say that. No, there's absolutely some girl, right?

There's some girl that will see an iedass, but I mean, I'm looking at her right now, my wife. I look like fucking OJ the way she was following me, I had my iedass bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car.

I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. I'm gonna ask bumper sticker on my car. think well they won't be like oh eat my ass but they'll be like he's funny or he's a funny guy. He's clever. Somebody, not everyone has the like top notch fucking razor sharp wit of a tell him Steve Dave crew that's like that's not for us and I'll you ask bumper sticker. You think you're funny friends doing it and now we're talking. The listeners would not would see that as not amusing if we did it

No, if you drove around in your car with like that. How about this? We'll test it out next-bond's patreon gift I eat ass bumper sticker with little tell them Steve Dave My daughter has to send I am not a fucking explain What is this? What is this? What is this name?? What have we changed? I got like a picture of an eyeball and then like a sandwich with a bite in it and then a donkey. My daughter's 20 years old. You don't think she's going to be able to figure out that fucking hieroglyphics of your fucking bumper sticker? I think that even if she did she wouldn't be like, oh my! Oh no!

My life is not going to allow me to have her stuff envelopbes with it. I eat ass fucking bumper sticker for your amusement Fair enough Actually, and we know we're not doing it McKinny me can't fucking stuff an envelope with them Well, it has a system that we don't want to fuck with because it works pretty well, right? It's a hard system because This whoever set this up as doing every three months and It's a fucking Rubik's cube. It's a, it's the hell.

I can tell you who did, you did, you set up every three months. I don't know what the fuck it was. That's because not everybody is not on the same day. It's difficult. So she has got like charts and folders and I'm like holy shit, it's amazing that there hasn't been more fuck-ups. I mean there have been few. But it should be like my wife is like it is going to be a catastrophe to do it this way. And I was like I think she can do it. And she she pretty much handled it and not without a hundred percent you know not no mistakes, but I thought there would be way more.

But does she know how valuable she is right now? Keelie? Yeah, to the operation. Like, I or so. No, but I mean does she know that like she's like, I'll just walk away and you'll be fucked old, man. Oh, no, I never tell her that. And she's like, you're gonna fucking drive around with this on it. Slaps and I eat both. That's compressed sticker on your car.

She's like, now go. Yeah, she's a valuable asset. Speaking of chocolate and... Speaking of chocolate self, I's a valuable asset. Speaking of chocolate and... Speaking of chocolate, I read a story. Did you guys hear about this? There's a hundred-year-old couple. A hundred-year-old couple? Yeah, they're both in her 100 and they say the secret of their longevity.

Was it they eat a Hershey bar every day? What? Why is that stuff? I guess we're over a hundred. You can make up anything. Yeah. It's like, and when did you start? When is that stuff? I guess we're over 100. You can make up anything. Yeah. It's like, and when did you start?

When did they start? In the 40s. 40s? In the 40s. But the 80 years of the 40s aren't the same as the Choco bars from now. They probably like cocaine and the... Yeah, you read this story to Q. Some of the highlights. Okay.

Like they made them a real sugar back then. Like they don't do any of that anymore. So you're maintaining that may not be the real reason that they both survived this long I would say chocolate habit. It's gotta be Hershey to might be the attitude they have Which is like hey every day if you have that fun loving that every day you can eat chocolate bar Now might that might be the real secret how adorable is this though? They're both married and they're both in the same nursing home. It's depressing.

It's the word I use, but really? Well, you don't want to grow old and eventually... I don't want to be in the nursing home. When you're at you, you meet that somewhere. You don't want to be 100 years old living in the same nursing home. Well, here's another tropical cue. What was that? Oh, my God, that's a fucking f**k sake. Why didn't that... RQ

Why didn't that fucking amoeba take me when I I deal No cue somebody help him He's the chocolate. He ate the whole chocolate. He's suffering. Suddenly wipe his mouth. He's got to look like he has shit all over his mouth. Oh shit, face. He was dead ass. Oh yeah, I can't fucking stand him back on the day.

He was supposed to sound like a dream. I stuffed his face with chocolate. He looked how fatty he got. Did you know he used to be on TV? Oh, he was the handsome one. They all loved him. She's high. Wish we were dead. He's. I never thought it would last this long. The oldest she'll be a sixty at that point i was uh... so yeah so i guess uh... since the forties are here's a picture of them

like it's whatever you see a picture of the forties is always a dude in a military of the right for men were men and she's kind of cute. Yeah, she's beautiful. So they had five kids. They brought them to Hershey Park in the late 50s. What a trip that must have been, huh? Hershey Park in the late 50s.

Oh my god. I threw up on somebody Hershey Park because I get real motion sickness. And my mom put me in, it was like 6'7 and they put me on the Ferris wheel and they throw up and it rained down. I don't know if I should get you to imagine. I'd wanna kill a kid. Let's see, so I don't know who's talking here.

They love the Hershey's, she said it, melt in their mouth just the way they want it. That's a very strange, that's a weird one, right? Oh yeah. Just the way they want it. There's 79th wedding anniversary. They live in a nursing home together in Illinois where I guess their daughter visits regularly to regular elite to ensure they have their daily dose of chocolate.

I think it's probably coincidence. Otherwise why wouldn't everyone be living for every little thing? You see tons of morbidly obese people that eat chocolate non-stop in the town. person that like I smoke cigarettes and you're a whiskey and shit. I don't know man I've taken up the Hershey Regiment. Have it? Yeah. I'm not sure about say highway I was gonna fuck up leap over this fucking table and attack you. You do wear a red dress. Some centarians, centenarians have also credited foods like eggs, bacon and cookies with extending their lives. Some ladies who shows their enjoying life. A lady who died at 116 so that she ate bacon and cookies with extending their lives. Some, a lady who... The show is there enjoying life. A lady who died at 116, said that she ate bacon and eggs every morning for more than 100 years.

And another lady who died at 117, said she ate two raw eggs, one cooked it, and egg and cookies every day. I hope that that's my life. I hope that I get to that 116 age. What food do you and Deb share that you like that much? Every day? 100 cheesed chocolate every day,

but it's that it's that fucking high end chocolate. Whoa, like a diver? Oh, he's got a foot. Oh, everything. She's been doing that before I was on TV though. Oh yeah? Baby, I'll keep you in chocolate. I don't care what I gotta do.

I'll be at the gas station if you need me. You'll abandon one. But she eats that lens. You ever hear of it? Lens, yeah. Yeah, she likes that chocolate. She eats that like every day like a little bit of chocolate. That's nice.

Yeah, but so I've been, I've been now that I want to catch up to her. I've been taken up now, you know, taken. I'm already in the car. Do you, like a crunch bar? Hershey, no. I a crunch bar? Hershey? No, I go into it with the Hershey. Yeah. Yeah, Nestle crunch is not on anybody's list for keeping them old.

So, no, even, maybe Chinese people get a bunch of rice in it and shit, right? I like to get Hershey's born with some almonds in it. Yeah, I love Hershey. Now, they didn't say anything about almonds or peanuts, so. They chose. You want to live to be a little bit. Well, it was like peanuts and a hundred. And sixteen, you may want to have to go to plain chocolate how

many calories is it's on like 210 something like that probably why you want a strict uh... uh... yeah can't you tell ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha we're talking today about working out oh yeah

i'm gonna get shredded oh yeah you're you're you're look good right now and what how much more Do you have to lose? Oh no, to get shredded. Oh you mean you want to have a physique? Yeah. Oh you want six pack abs? I do, but I don't know if I can anymore, because since I was so fat, now my stomach doesn't have that elasticity.

My stomach looks like after a kid's party, like a balloon that got forgotten behind the couch, and you find it and you're like, oh look at this wrinkly motherfucker. That's what it looks like that same texture you can still get six polyfuck I nailed it 210 calories I got it on the dot wow that's just you're like fucking calorie rain man the chocolate retard wow this other website saying 220. So this is just described to either way I was close.

We also talked about as unfortunate as it will be, chances are highly likely that I will visit you in your coffin, like I'm gonna go to your funeral or you won't go to mine. I'm gonna live longer than you, because we determined I'm like cockroachie in a way, where things that should have killed me by now have not. So I think I may have little more resistance to stuff,

and I'm gonna come to your funeral, and I'm gonna whisper in your coffin. Just because you fuck me. I'm not a good at did you? Just because you've made some horrific choices. I've made now all of a sudden, now you're more healthier than I am, and you're not gonna live me. I've made now all of a sudden now you're more healthier than I am and you're not gonna live me.

It's not just my opinion. It's on your guy, the guy who fucking puts his nose on people. You're gonna, you're going to, you're gonna not take his health care advice. Like you're fine, you're gonna live to the 100. That's what's gonna be an early grave. That's the funny one who does the nose thing. That's the funny one who does the nose thing.

That's the funny one who does the nose thing. That's the funny one who does the most. That's the funny one who does the most. No, I think you and I think we're going to be feeding each other chocolate at 115 years old, right? I hope so. Yeah, me too. If I have to go to a nursing home and I probably will, I could handle it if like one of you or both of you guys are there. Now what have you talked to Mary Beth? You're a 24 year old girlfriend about your... 25, listen. It makes me so much... he's not a perv. Have you talked to her about your

wishes when you get to that state where you're not gonna be able to make your own like Way to the bathroom Like what is her what is her Responsibility is she got a get a jail like with no ramifications if you made her sign something where like you're not signed But like you come to an agreement, where you're not signed, but you come to an agreement that you're never gonna hold it against her.

If she's like, I just can't do this. Yeah, he's made that agreement with her. Where you kidding me? He's gonna hold it against her. Yeah. No, no, go ahead. I just need to know more than ever. I go into baby mode.

He's just talking about how he didn't want to use it. Like, if you got sick, you want to use it with the car? He's like, that's fearing. Not practical. Oh yeah, I mean, if I'm judging someone else, that's my opinion. She sounds a little emotional when you talk about her to me. She can be, yeah. So I would imagine she wouldn't even want to have this conversation that you at some point,

you're always going to be the deviral and fucking strong and you're never going to be like, you know, helpless and hapless. No, well hapless probably, helpless, no. If I bring it up, yes, it does not want to talk about anything like that, but I'm like, look, you've got a plan for this, bro. Yeah, I'm like, how many death scares I've had in the past 10 years? Well, you're not, yeah, but it's not the death scares, because then she, like a death scare. Oh, she's like, it's fine. death scares because then she like a death scare Fine Oh this drawn out

I'm like don't you love me anymore. She's like I'm I'm 30 years old You're 55 and you look like you're 95 Remember that time you bragged about going to Walt's funeral? I just saw him jogging, eating a chocolate bar. What happened? I think I got used to bathroom. I filled it. I filled my diaper.

You got to clean it. I love you. No, really. Have you had this conversation that like it's in that a certain point it's not going to be fucking like Romeo and Juliet. I'm assuming it is now. All the romance he experiences now is going to end one day. Yeah. Um, I, I think it's a like, wait and see attitude for, I've said it plenty of times.

I tell her all the time like you should leave. You could do so much better than it. Well, not yet, you're still, you're not at that state yet, but every man's gonna, if you live long enough is gonna come to that point, don't you mean? Not a long enough timeline. Okay. Not that right.

She has one here though, huh? Does one here it? Yeah. Doesn't. An aisle. Well, my gun's there. It's not just a river in Egypt. That's what I told her. She's like, did, huh? Does one here? Yeah. Doesn't denial. Oh my god, that's it. It's not just a river in Egypt. That's what I told her.

She's like, did you make that up? I'm like, good time though. Yeah, oh, you know we could talk about that. We got an ad? Oh yeah, you know what I think we do. Let me find it. Did you see Arnold getting dropped kicked? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fucking affect him. That's Arnold's a fucking piece. He shrunk it off. He looked mildly annoyed at it. Like what the fuck was that? That's 70. So I think Mary Beth thinks that you're gonna be like Arnold when you're 70.

What would give her that idea? I've never been like Arnold in physically, mentally, and there's no, we share nothing in common. And she see that video? She didn't, I don't think so. Don't show it to her because it's gonna make her think like well, if he could, the seven year old can survive a dropkick, I don't have anything don't show it to her because it's gonna make her think like well if he could the 70 year old can survive a drop kick Mm-hmm. I don't have anything to worry about when my man's 70 right you're just like Arnold

He laughs off. Yeah Speaking Arnold you see the new trailer. Yeah Like I'm not ashamed to say that gave me a boner man. Yeah, you got excited about it Yeah, I was a little what is it here? I I liked when she came out Linda that was awesome. I can call her Linda But the rest of it was like oh man they're gonna have to win me over because it reminded me of all the sequel that plane sequence That plane sequence was so fucking damn hot. Yeah, That's the one thing we haven't seen yet.

In Terminator movies, there's a crashing plane. Yeah, look, I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm in it. Day one, I'm there. Terms Cameron. Dude, I am sold. I'm there.

I was just, there was so much in the trailer. I was like, couldn't you guys just lean on Arnold and lend a little more for me, you know? There is a lot of young, a lot of young stars being showcased in that trailer. Yeah, and I just would have liked to see a little bit more of the, the old one. When he comes out of the cabin, he, but that moment's been done three times. I mean, that's fucking seven years. But then did you see Cameron, the interview with Cameron? No. He's like, this, this movie takes place immediately after T2. T3, whatever else came after that is not Canon.

Right, that makes sense. That makes sense. I trust Cameron with my life. I 100% trust him. I wish he directed it. Oh, he didn't know he produced it. Oh, the why the fuck are they giving him so much hype then? Because he he produced it. He was involved in the story and everything like that. Wow. Yeah. I cannot wait. November 1st. November 1st. I'm there. Yeah, me too.

Hey, I'm there. I was gonna, uh, say, generally, I have to go to school tomorrow. I was gonna let her skip so we could go see Godzilla. And then it's, I think about the next week. Why the fuck would they do that? Is it because the Memorial Day comes earlier or something? I don't know.

Well, it's always been the 28th. I thought it would be like over Memorial Day though. Good bless you. No, no, no, I knew it was next week. Right burn's this week. Yeah, that's the horror superman. I know you were excited about that. What's it called?

Bright burn. It hasn't gotten a lot of hype, does it? No trailers. Jesus. Sorry about that. I've seen a few trailers., don't he? No trailers? Jesus. Sorry about that. I've seen a few trailers. I haven't seen one trailer, nothing. I know it's crazy good, man.

And I like, you know, James Gone and his face crew over there behind the night, I faith in that guy. What do you think of the lack of John Connor in the trailer? I think that's on purpose. And why didn't they get to fucking, if they're going to bring Linda back, you've got got to bring back John or not John. Oh, Eddie for a long time. Yeah, he got it. Maybe they did. I saw him at Rob Bruce's con. Yeah, so he wasn't in the new term. Yeah, he looked husky. He looked husky. Like a game's camera called him up again.

You lose the weight. We're gonna put you in a new term there to year from now I fucking stop whipping out chocolate bars and chocolate Are you excited about Godzilla? I am You're you're you're you're in like the first Godzilla, right? I thought it was a little too slow And there wasn't enough Godzilla. I know he was going for that whole I love from the common man Perspective and I was like I don't want to be that I am the common man I know what they seek you fucking show me you're not the common man. I'm afraid to tell you That's how diluted this other

I mean in terms of guys other fights on the common man Jack takes a bus To the like it takes three miles from his house It's a fucking counter to the like it makes premile from his house I'm one of years older than this guy if I was still taking the same fucking bus as him I'd be a fucking object failure He should be taking the bus I took the bus He was no right to nappy on the bus

At his age I was taking the bus Like But my point is like I I don't need it show me show me shit. I'm not gonna see. What about King Kong? Loved it. Conrad. I just I flipped flopped. I loved Godzilla. I really did not like Skull Island. I like Skull Island. Skull Island was rough. It was. I like it. I had fun. It's one of those things movies where I'm like, did I have fun? I did and that's enough for me. I think they focus way too much on their human beings in Skull Island

And I hope they don't do that. That's what they didn't Godzilla. Um, I was able to I was able to Really separate the the human being storylines from the Godzilla footage. I was I mean King Kong. I wasn't I like the design of Godzilla. I like how they made them sort of chubby. Yeah And when he gets up at the end of that movie and just kind of size. Yeah. And then what I was like that is, well, I like that. Now, how do you think they're going to play off Mothra? You think it's going to be too little tiny Asian girls are going to control?

No, I don't. No. Well, that'd be, well, the Japanese go fucking ape shit. No, I don't think they can. Oh, nice pun. What about the other side of the ape? What are you talking about King Kong? I don't talk about Martha. I thought King Kong was it Martha was in the King Kong The next movie is King Kong for his cuts. I think they already it's already done. Yeah, all right That's gonna be cool. Yeah, cuz the new god the new King Kong say what you will, but they made him big

And he was a baby in that movie. No. Yeah, he said he is just a baby too. He's going to get bigger. Oh, he's so big. So they're not putting the Asian ladies in the mother movie? Because it's not going. No, no, no, no, because it's a, I don't know.

At the silly, I think it doesn't make sense. Yeah, I think because it's so ridiculous to have two tiny action-figured sized clamshells. They learned a clamshell. They put them in a little birdcage, too. Yes, birdcage. Yeah, and that's all they did was singing it with

some in Martha, right? That was the thing. Yeah, I think a control of Martha or what they're singing voices. Tell what, I wish they would put it in. Well, that'd be crazy. I just don't know how it would play with today's audience though. Vandoms are so fucking vicious. Yeah, as we learned earlier with the lady from Kima.

No, no, she didn't say anything nasty. But there, I mean, but you know, even though you know, you're right, our fandom can give vicious to them, man. Yeah, the same people that love you are like, I hate you so much. Kind of like my parents, I guess. It's spring. Which I do it like deep. Kind of like my parents, I guess. I guess. It's spring. Wish I'd do it like deep voice like that black guy on was it progressive or all state or something?

Sure. It feels like the fucking. It's sprig the time of year. It's not growing flowers. Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to criticize it. Did you know they're trying to run a business here but what the fuck, why is it 80 degrees in this world? Why don't you strike, Chris?

This is insane. Yeah. This is crazy. We're like, why is in the air conditioner on a mic's like, because the landlord, when I turn it on. Yeah, like, yeah. And then you gotta keep the wind in the water. And so the fucking point of a sound studio is defeated. You hear motorcycles and buses going by.

He's on his fucking bus. He's got, this is gonna run and make it. Wait, the point of the studio is not to hang fucking swords on the wall. You can hang the baseball bats. Apparently the point of the studio is not to hang fucking swords on the wall. Shit, you can't. Baseball bats. Clearly the point of the studio is to hang sh- The 80,000 photos of you in the walking dead cast. I-I'm sorry, but I-I have to disagree.

I love the decor. I like it too, but can we work on the basics? Like, fucking AC and sound absorption. It was-that sound is over-fucking-it it's overvalued. They're a podcast studio. It's literally the other reason it exists. Come on, man. There's fucking blue juice up there.

It's all they have. Deathwish coffee. I know, I know. I saw that I was a person. They have everything right except for the AC, which is affecting the sound. They're working on it. They're young fucks. We were here a year ago. But y'all get start up company. Everything right except for the AC, which is affecting the sound. The working on it. They're young folks.

We were here a year ago. We're a young startup company. Every time we've gone here winter or summer, it's broiling. Every time. Yeah, shared universe would be pretty much perfection if... 100%. If the temperature was right, you would never want to leave. No, I would want to record the show here every week.

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You should look in the get some life insurance though. You should go to this company. There's so many times when I'm like, I wish I got life insurance two years ago so I could kill myself. They will pay up if you do that, right? I think it's like two years. Yeah, after two years of getting the insurance if you kill yourself they pay because like what kind of psychopath would yeah would Project into years they would do that my will has

Very specific stipulations for my cats. Yeah, are you like? What's your name? Remember that real rich lady Leon Helmsly with her dog got like 25 billion or something I have I have them I have them taken care of in perpetuity. Oh, yeah nice and Anything happens to them if they dive anything but natural causes Mm-hmm the caretaker doesn't get that money. Oh, yeah, so if they think the cats got murdered Take it as a take it doesn't get that money. Oh yeah? So if they think the cat's got murder. So if they think I can take on my cats

and they fucking kill them, snap their necks in a year or two to get that cash, it ain't happening. That's good. Oh fuck around. That's like a week in a Bernie's type of plot for a movie. Three cats? I'm stuck in with broken necks.

No, no, no, no, no. Like a comedy where like the caretaker of your dead cats is trying to keep them healthy and they just keep going on adventures and getting out of the house. Yeah, that's too. That's a good idea. Running and running in traffic and he's got to like snatch him up before they get hurt. Right.

There's some there's a bad movie there. Yeah, for sure. It wasn't like Jason Alexander in a movie like that. There's all those It was one more thing I wanted to ask you in that carry my Rapp was not going for I like this time running clock to Yeah, right there. So you know now it's 24 flew

flew Yeah, flew what does that mean fly? Oh I'm like getting those trade people back? Guess that's it. Oh, we were supposed to I think it must be next week that a Cinco TSD my starts next week right? It'll start we have any kind of not yet. We'll come up with something This week celebration next week celebration. Yeah that will come up with something. Celebration next week.

Celebration? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, with the, with the Patreon, no, I think every fucking month is a TSD sink with the mayo. Except for the people that aren't on Patreon. They're like, yeah, well, what about us? If you're not on, and then you're not selling,

then you don't deserve to celebrate. Oh, really? All right. I mean, you think, I'm the best of my expert. I don't know if I'm really, why am I the best of my expert? Those people.

That's true, but I did hear through certain channels that people who aren't on Patreon. Maybe this is departure. Usually you're like some people don't have the money, you know, worry about it. I don't begrudge them, but come on, don't expect me to fucking do cartwheels. And over backwards for him. And create like some sort of event for Synco, TSD, myo, when I'm, when all I'm doing is like, you know, I'm constantly, you know, trying to get the Patreon content. So it's like, it can only, you know,

we'll figure it out. We'll figure out something. I'm not saying this on you guys. If you guys want to do some streamers, poppers, you got some creep paper. Yeah Put it up. Yeah, we'll come up with something to make you and I could be in the winter then. I'm just gonna get smashed I'm gonna read as well Yeah

Yeah, how about that we'll go to we'll go to a Mexican place. We'll get wasted and we'll do like a live stream Can you guys eyes the store open on Memorial Day? No. Yes, we are. Oh, see could you do Monday? Yeah? Absolutely, we are. Oh, so could you do Monday? Yeah, absolutely. We're going to come and get smashed. I'm gonna cut to red Banker. I'm gonna go to Carlos, Okanus. I'll just get smashed. No, I'll sleep at the stage. Yes. I'll get my assistants to drive me. Oh, okay. It's part of, certainly that's on the her purview. Yeah. You know, the common man over here with his assistant drivers. Ha! Tell him, Steve Dave.