Tell Em Steve-Dave - #411: Auditory Promised Land

Episode Date: June 18, 2019

How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!

I'll see you in the next video. We should have heard the repaw of me and the UPS guy had just earlier. Tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. I'm here with the OG lineup Malt Flanagan Q. This podcast is like a rock group, like a super rock group. They break up, like we break up one for a week and then we get back together next week, you know? I know you're gonna do that way. Right? Yeah. And then we have like like you're the David Lee Roth and then we have like a couple of Sammy Heygars into a lesser to a lesser extent Gary Sharon's

You know and also special guest someone who's never appeared on the show before ever Someone who's dear to our hearts and now dear to Walt's because he won't stop fucking compliment him Casey Joost Yeah, Casey really nice to be here with you all To be hanging out being a Walt's presence is so nice. It's something. Hey, why do you think I come back every week? so Q Big celebrity, we know this. Oh, oh So, cue. You're a big celebrity.

We know this. All the celebrities are challenging each other to cage matches with this Justin Bieber challenging Tom Cruise to a cage match. What happened? Are you ever heard about this? No, what happened? Bieber on Twitter challenged Tom Cruise to get in the octagon. Why?

What led up to this? No one knows yet. Isn't Tom Cruise like three times as old as 31 years older? So I'm gonna have to say stronger, the problem. Has Tom Cruise responded? No, not yet. But the excitement is now like, I don't know if this is where you're going with this.

But the excitement now is other celebrities are challenging people who are 31 years older than them. Who is that the thing? And also everyone's breaking down like who would win in that fight. That's dangerous because at this point someone 31 years younger than me can probably. Like does a chance it's just a second year 42. You're gonna get beat up by an 11 year old. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Have you seen the 11 year old?

I thought more of, oh, that's right. Yeah. So 12, okay. I thought more about you challenging a like a 73 year old, right? But our 74 year old now. Well, I guess a 12 year old can't really take me yet, but it's not gonna be long before it's an 18 year old. It depends. I mean, you get a big 11 year old.

Like I could put up a fight. I can take it. Yeah. Like what's his name? So like what's the basketball player? The big he's like the best basketball player. But he was 11. Yeah. He was able to take. Yeah. He maybe.

Well, I'm not accepting any challenges anyway. You're not? No. Do you think it was the whole, um, the comments about, um, post-partum depression that angered Bieber with that, uh, Wasn't that 20 years ago? Yeah, he's like, why is he disrespecting Oprah's couch?

You remember that? When he angered the whole world's Brook Shields, right? Yeah, do you think that had anything to do with it? I don't know why it keeps me busy. That he's really just cold wind of it. I think so. Yeah, he's, you know, he's young. So it's? I don't know why because he's really just cold wind them in. I think so. Yeah, he's, you know, he's young. So it's like a non-linear world that he's living in. So like anything that's on the internet feels real.

Feels like, like modern. What's more trendy than getting mad at shit that happened 30, 40 years? Right. Yeah, look, look at your novel. Look at the whole, like, people are all worked up about Chernobyl, you know? That series is awesome. Maybe lots of it. Yeah, Moshe said it's the most fun. I'm halfway through, that's great.

Yeah. It's a docu-drama, right? Not a straight-up document, right? Yeah, I don't know what you call it. Like, it's serialized, is that what you'd say? I don't even know. I guess so. Do you want to know who you might be able to fight, though, Q?

Yeah. You see, tell me if you can take these guys on, all right? Danny DeVito? I wouldn't want to, but I feel like it's a good take him Rod Stewart fuck him up yeah definitely you could fuck Rod Stewart fuck him up I've heard I've heard I've heard that rumor about all the all everything that was in his belly yeah from the football team yeah yeah don't punch from the

belt throw it up all over the soccer he's a soccer player of Rod Stewart so I don't remember he just blew a bunch of soccer these that was a big rumor in the 70s that he had had a stomach pumped because he had so much semen in it Yeah, and it was an entire team You don't you remember? We were like nine is like 1976. It was as serious as any threat from Russian at the time You're just like no way you never heard that I've only ever heard that rumor.

Maybe I have, and I forgot. Yeah, that's a legit, we didn't make that up. Wow. It came back in the 90s, but it was like with Little Kim. Like Little Kim, it was the same exact rumor. I think there's things like that. Urban legends like recirculate. People aren't so creative to change up the topic.

It's like, Little Kim, at the get- So we've got the other one I really remember is the gerbil with Richard Geer. And what about what, that Marlon Mansor removed the rib, so he could give him some. Yeah. That's just made me jealous. Yeah.

And why can't we tell if I've enough to remove a couple of ribs? You don't even have enough money now to get your rib removed? Yeah. He's wearing a corset on the next practical joke. He's wearing a corset on the next practical joke. He's wearing a rom like a movie critters. He's wearing a corset on the next practical joke. I'm moving critters. I'm like, tumbleweed him. I'm so full of it.

Fuck with my bodice. I feel like you guys have the fan base that could get a rumor. Like a good rumor started. You know, maybe not one like this. Like this podcast is good and then other people is it and that's how we've developed Yeah, that's right. If you had to have one of those rumors attached to you, which one would you want? Oh? Derbal from Richard gear right the rug B or soccer team filled your belly And or moving your rib. I think the rib right just makes you sound like you're just

Hyper sex. Yeah, yeah, or like the like the biggest Manchester United Like Semen because I I can't and chant to be shamed for that in this day like I snowballed like 12 sluts in a row Right, but that's my that's my that'sacute. Which is a testament to your virility. That's right. Mm-hmm, sure. The gerbil of animal abuse. Right.

How many part of that? Yeah. That's thought out. Yeah. So two out of three, you're looking good. I'm pretty, well. The same one feels like people would be okay with. They'd be like, you know, it's 2019.

Yeah. Let him live his life. By people do you mean his contemporaries, like his same age friends? okay with. They'd be like, you know, it's 2019. Let him live his life. By people do you mean his contemporaries, like his same age friends who are not... Not me, friends. It's a trans-visual phenomenon. It's people who are his friends who have perky in the past. But he went back to Christmas dinner with that and over with it hanging over your head.

Yeah, like grandma doesn't want to kiss you, man. Haha. Grandma's dead. Grandma's dead. You know what would be impressive is, is if you removed your rib, right, to do the deed, and it was your own semen. And it went to the house. And so much of it, like you did it so much, that you had to go to the house and look at your own.

That's the room where I want to start. Right, that's the one. I have a friend that's sent I on his name is Sebastian Cannelli and he said this to me and I believe it. I don't know if I could curse on the fucking. Yeah, you kidding. I'm kidding. But he said, you know, I had to know where. I preproved nothing.

He said, you know, a second year on Dick probably feels a lot more like sucking a dick than it does getting your dick sucked. And then he said nothing else. That's profound. That is pretty much. Wait, see that one more time? He said sucking a dick probably feels a lot more like, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, I said it wrong.

Sucking your own dick probably feels a lot more like sucking a dick than it does getting your dick sucked. Yeah, oh yeah, that's a good idea. You forget, you forget. That's a reddit shower-thought type thing. Right, get on. I know, Sebastian Canally. But I mean, you should give those ribs a move next.

I should be hanging on a piece of wood and Michaels. Yeah. My house is six. That's funny. I'm Michael's marching cramps to work. You have to craft mouth. It's got a pillow that says love, live, laugh on the other side. Here. Graff mouth. It's a gun on pillow that says love live laugh on the other side.

Here's a wild card cue. Yeah, I'll give you a third one Gary Bucey. That's probably true. Whatever it is. I don't know. Cutting you could you. Oh, he's he's he's taking on in the octagon. The 31 year old. No, no, could it take Gary Bucey? There's a maniac. Yeah. he'd fight you until he does. Yeah, you'd have to, the only way to defeat him is to kill him. Right, right. And I'm not doing that. And I'd like to get it too much. All right, of course.

Leth the weapon, right? Yeah, if you see. No, leth the weapon. Leth the weapon. Leth the weapon. Oh, I'll die on two, right? No, wait a second. He was the first one I believe.

Leth the weapon, right? He was the guy, he was Jericho, right? He was the guy he'd put on the lawn. Yes, yes, I think you're right. He was the Rhythm. He was the Sadler, was die hard too. Yeah, he's one he put on the lawn. I'm also getting confused with Dennis Quaid

for some reason in speed. I don't know why I was like, I thought I was Keanu Rhythm speed. He was the lead with the bad guy. Oh, I don't know. I thought the bad guy was Dennis Hopper. Dennis Hopper, that's true. All Alright, I've fully become my mom. I'm a high, literally just my mom is here and in case he's gone.

Walt, do you think you could take on George's to Kai? Yeah, I think so. So he's not busying himself with a rugby team? Yeah, I think so. So he's not busy himself with a rugby team? You're talking about Sulu, right? Yeah, Sulu. I mean, he's federation, though. I mean, those guys train.

Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't want to take out a Starfleet federation member, though. What about... He's a good guy, too. What about Billy D? Oh, come on. I know Billy. Yeah, that's true.

You guys are talking about a C-Billy. He's invited me to the premiere of Star Wars Diddy? Yeah, you could have make it man. I'm not going to hold on. You didn't even RSVP You're like I can't do it. I can't do it. I honestly think that you're you're scurrying the issue here I think like it's an honor to to to go up against these people and fight them I think I think you'd be mad that you didn't you didn't answer the question It's all could be embarrassing too if you don't if you didn't you didn't answer the question. It's all so could be embarrassing too. If you don't, if you don't perform well. Absolutely whipped your ass.

Yeah, and then you got, you know, not Billy Dee. I mean, Colt 45, I'm sure, you know, I still remember that. I almost would want to take, go down to getting from him. Oh, yeah. Well, there's a lot of gay, cock, suck, and reference. Of course, once we get high, it's probably my presence. Yeah, so I don't know. No, what do you do?

Do you feel confident? Like if you got, if you got into it, like you're out to dinner with the girls and your wife and a scuffle and soos and you get popped in the face, maybe knocked out, yeah, knocked out, leave you on the floor the The whole of hands or the apple bees or whatever the friendly's Most ironic place get your ass kicked

When you come to yeah, do you feel emasculated you feel like god damn it If it was Sulu or no, it's not Sulu. It's just a regular guy you guys are What the fuck Sulu doing here. He's like I'll show you I'm sure you feel a little Not proud not great about yourself. You're not feeling like like a macho man If you can well definitely not selling salts need to revive you Right the E on teaser checking you out When you wake up from being unconscious, you have a tendency to cry.

You're, you know, I've seen it, football players, big football players get knocked out in the field, and then they take their helmets off and they don't know why they're crying. So that would be also could happen too, if you get knocked out. Is that why I made a breath cry so much?

Yeah. All right, now it all makes sense. Also, you think you wake up and you're crying. Maybe even hooped your pants And also we've seen two people getting knocked out you also can get an erection Mm-hmm. We've seen that. Yeah, I mean bryso that we use it was guys and he's going on to Guys wrestling and they get knocked out and all of a sudden you see in their sweatpants they get an erection I don't know why it happens. I feel like we're going for like a new category and I tune

We've been number one in every category. I didn't say that was anything. You the proper term and all. The owner related here. Oh, it's just. Just. It's a fact that it's a fact. Oh, it happened.

I mean, God forbid you should get like not only knocked up a killed and then you have that angel lust where you pop the border anyway. You didn't know that that it could happen. No, I don't know that that could happen? No. I don't know why, but it does happen though. Remember the guy woke up and he started laughing when he saw it. Yeah. He was a lunatic, but he couldn't move his arms or legs.

He thought he was paralyzed. He looked down and saw his thing was up. He just started giggling. I felt better. Yeah. I school senior year. Never forget it. It's I tell Mary about some of the stuff that happened and because she's like,

I have never seen a fight in real life. And I was like, I mean, except in school, right? She's like, no, when I ever fought in our school, I was like, you've never seen a school fight. And then I tell her about some of the ones that like, you know, it would happen in school. It's so far into her. It's good. Yeah, that they, that, you know, I would think that it'll be nice to live in a world of generation after generation that we start to eradicate physical violence,

you know, as a way of solving things in school. So not in our lifetime, you don't think? Well, what do you mean? I mean, that's never going to happen. I mean, I think we, you know, little by little, we make it, we eliminate it though. Farrell, when I went to Farrell, I went to Farrell. Yeah.

I graduated in 2003, you're 94. There was a lot of fights at Farrell, and that's at Farrell, but like at the train station. At the year. But every year I felt like even there were less. Like my freshman year to my senior, there was less, right? Did we do that out? That's what they did.

And, but I bet you now, I've never, I've bet you hardly ever happens. But you hear about everybody getting bullied all the time. That's cyber bullying. Do you not get world star on your computer? Because I don't. My parents block it. Did they?

All right. So this is a set of my VPN and they block it. Yeah, there are still a lot of school fights. You go on like live, leak the Y and C crazy shit. There's any number of websites. If you want to see school fights, buddy, what was school? Get them. You're still here, right? Yeah.

What was school like for you? Nobody got hurt in the fights. Everybody was wearing helmets. High school. How have we never covered his high school? Well, I spent half my high school in Norck. So in Norck? In Norck. And St. Benedict's. Norck? Yeah. How have we never covered his high school years before? Well, I spent half my high school in Newark, so in Newark. In Newark?

At St. Benedict's. Newark? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Did you get in the fights? I got into a couple fights, yeah. But we mostly, you know, we were told not to like, there was a lot of antagonization

from like Malcolm X Shabazz high school. Oh, yeah. And it's hard people, yeah. And was your school mostly white? I mostly not was mostly back. Yeah, so Malcolm Shabaz was mostly black. Yeah, your school is mostly black and they would just they would rumble It was like a like snowball fights would just like turn like into you check nines and shit No, not like like they can violence so we would you know, but father ed was pretty good at like you know Teach you know telling us not to encourage or you know get into these kind of things

Right is that that's the tact you're taking for not fighting and being a pussy? The father said not to do it right guys turn the other cheek Turn the other cheek. Yeah, the priest says turn the other cheek to me. I'm fucking getting out of town You dropped the father ed like we all know who he is Oh, yeah, is that a person's come on the podcast welcome the planet get him. Okay, okay No, I love it. But wait, did father Yeah, I want to know did father ed like go to the battlefield and be like boys boys like what he tried The priest would come out and like start to try to.

I found it endearing when you said that. Me too. You made him immediate. Yeah. He's like, guys, I just met with the rugby team. I'm on my way to the hospital. Do you? If you went to high school there, you just

father ed's father ed. So father ed, he's the headmaster. Why the wall's point is nobody else but you went there. But I'm saying I found it endearing that you referred to him almost as he's still a deadly presence in your life. I see I I see my Facebook He like like like Like talking now. I send the money for his commentary What's his Facebook presence like it's it's it's it's pretty good. Give me like a million Yeah, can you tell me like a post that father Ed might post like they post things like for morning convocation like

I know you responded to a meme like someone made a Not on friends with the school on Facebook So but I still don't have a you ever really cracked for me what I like you like you enjoy it Aside from posting out of rumbles. What else? I mean, I had else do I mean? I had fun I mean, we did have I had a couple flights in high school and I was like usually in the team like let my and like lacrosse team Okay, yeah, oh, so you know you've played lacrosse. Yeah, I was I was JB

Why is all taking his head? I was JB goalie in varsity manager Yeah, he watched the fucking jock straps and he's like I'm on the team Yeah, he washed the fucking jock straps and he's like, I'm on the team. I was JV Goldie. That's good. Goldie, that's a tough for the girls team. Yeah, I don't. I don't see these questions. I'm so that you give her the point.

I get I'm genuinely interested in it, but it just seems like your answers are unsatisfactory to everyone. Next time there's a burden is how I guess I'll be on the see I was doing changes. That's true. Did you post that video? Yeah, I posted the video. He saved my family for another terrifying encounter with wildlife. I brought it, but I took you out to lunch.

I should have. Yeah. Where'd you go? Five guys. Wow. That's pretty good. That's that's tough quality bird fries and drink included Wow everything I told me to get order anything on the menu even even to go back and heat But he was a gentleman. He didn't he didn't take me up and to go back Do we have those heads? Yeah, we sent them out. Do I have to give you one? He doesn't give a shit, dude

Just so you know he gave up me stuff once just to come over and fucking Lear it my girl and leave remember I Get you one. Yeah, I thought I did give you one though. That's a great. Yeah Yeah, it's a nice that's a nice trucker hat, right? Yeah, did you get on the patreon, baby? A patreon where what what patreon comms last TSD. Yeah, all right Those those are still angry we get some that was the last cycle You can't get those bit those trucker hats anymore, but I you can get one though. I can get one

Yeah, oh man. I'll win that on the show all the time. Hey, you got it next to I need a traveling hot man Yeah, give him your hat get him Trade hats I'm just going to get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of the atmosphere. Wow, I love him. I mean, he's no wall, but I... You love him because you... This is the first 10 minutes you have been in the pool with him. I can understand like the way the way that you're interacting with him. I'm completely reading it. I have people in my life that I think are hard to talk about. I feel you. He's a pal. He left. While we were talking about him, I never thought that would happen. Well, he's a yeah He's growing his engagement. He's growing leaps and bounds. It's got no, you know, it's some fucking woman. He'll never sleep Casey are you Catholic yeah, because as long as we're talking about the Catholic church and cue your Catholic

Well, your Catholic. I'm decidedly nonaffiliated Catholic church the Vatican says Catholic, I'm decidedly non-affiliated. Catholic Church, the Vatican, says, Hey, trannies, no dice, we do not recognize you. We don't recognize you, Rose. They're saying, male and female, he created them, is created by the congregation for Catholic education. I guess they're saying that it's like, look, you're born a girl? You're a girl. You're born a guy? You're a guy. And that's it. Don't you think that most people don't even think about the issue at all? Not at all. Not unless it's brought up to you. Really, right?

Right. It just would never hurt. But it is interesting that such a large institution is kind of allowed to, within punity. Oh, I watch it, Ryan. My mom. Oh yeah? Oh yeah. It's the Vatican come on.

Like if I answer this, Ah, the red, your mom watch? Yes, it will. Because I did read my latest Facebook post. Yeah. Hey, mom. You gotta wait a latest Facebook post. Hey, ma You gotta wait a second. Mom Brian have for you. Good. You're on the we're recording the podcast. You're on it. Say hello.

Oh, hi everybody. Hey, Mrs. Quinn. It's Brian. Your buddy. Hi, Brian. How you doing? Good. Oh, everything. What's going on? I feel like Dic Tracy right now. This is so cool. Yeah, you look like they're chasing We backwards have You're how they're how Walt's doing in Brian are doing Not so much Casey How you guys doing? Yeah, I'm doing alright I'll be a lot better in six more months when I see your mom again hanging out playing bingo He says he can't wait to see you again

I'll do that what about wall Why don't you just come over? I'll do that what about wall Okay, so you want to know if you can eat over Don't tell her don't tell her I'm here, but ask All right, mom can I bring Casey Joost? Oh, I can't see that. That's how to use. Alright, alright Mama. Alright, did you think I was gonna say now?

I was just kinda hoping because I was sitting right here but yeah. Haha, alright guys, take care. I love him. That was exciting. That was fun. That's the first time I ever did that. That's not the first time you're honest but on the podcast though. No, no. But that's the first time I ever did that. That's the first time your mom's been on the podcast though. No, no, no That's first time I've answered my watch

This is the first time I've ever really you never the answer to like that. That's like the first thing I did No, I never did that. I'm sorry about that. What's going on? That comes out of the speaker like a little speaker A little speaker. Yeah, I'm a good luck at it. I'm not sure how great it looks out But hopefully you know it's funny is, I love your mom, big fan. And on the, on, oh, you know, one thing is on the JV Squad cast, we just, my mom called in. And the first thing she did was tell me, she's a doctor, it was to tell us a story of something

that one of her patients did. I was like, I have to cut this out. It's like Dr. Confidentiality. She's like, what the fuck? Fully like, and I was like, she was like, are you by yourself? I was on speaker on the podcast with Joe Embersia and she just started talking about a patient.

And I told her like, no, I was like, no, Joe's here. She's like, all right, anyway. So this guy, and we had she naming names, no. She didn't name names, but she like described it pretty, you know, in detail. Came in and had his rib removed. I had to remove a guy's rib again. But your mom, I, one of my favorite things

is early on in the show, I made that slide where your mom on Facebook writes that she cropped us, did you? Right. Early on. And I, I changed her name in it. Like so, it, like as an Easter egg, like I think I put Mary Quinn.

I remember you changing the name. We don't want people to be able to be fine there. But yeah, yeah, that was, I was a memory I always think of her that. I still think, even though she didn't, that's not a real thing, I still like the thing that she maybe cropped us people. It's almost like the dead in my life. It's a point, right? Yeah, right. Our moms have probably cropped us though.

Oh, it's so horrible That's like when you silently fart when you walk by someone and like he's just leave the smell behind you like a cropped us Yeah, you know, just look at that Why does the joke on breath? Oh? Okay, I just assumed you guys are huge fans of practical jokers his work Wow, And your work. In case you try to come on. I hope you show humble. Yeah, it's okay. Have you seen the, where the thing? Have you seen this latest prank that people are doing where like, it'll be like a couple guys and they're like weightlifting or something. And the guy will have the weight on and he has these two spotters, and then he'll drop the weight,

like you can't hold it, and then one of his friends will like, put his asshole over his nose and face and shit like that. I've seen it like three or four times so far. It's like a person or on the... No, no, no, on the internet. It's like a challenge, I guess. You know how these kids love doing challenges,

but this is more, I guess, so the... That's all challenge. That. Asshole in the face challenge. Um, how, uh, how well, how happily do you take that someone does that to you? Not well. No. And it's, it may happen. Like I J after dark and Murray comes over and you're lifted weights. I'm telling you what, though, Gatto has like when Murray turns away taken like his food, shoved in his ass and put it back on his plate. Wow. And Murray's eating it like the kind of thing people get arrested for

if they work in a fast food plate. Well, Murray, you dog shit. So, yeah, literally on camera, but also off camera, we were just for shits and get rid of the whole. And he's well, three of them. Joe water tater tots, right? And he's eating him and Murray kept just eating him when I was asking. So then when Murray went to the bathroom, Joe took a Tater Tot and put it under his balls and then put it on the plate and just sat there and waited and Murray just grabbed it and made it. Oh man. That's rough. He did it to teach him a lesson. So he told me

did it after he... Oh, immediately. While he was he was still being chewing his mouth. Yeah, that's easy. He's an evil genius sometimes. Like that. You know what's funny about that is that I didn't want the rest of my day to have like, you know, Tater-Tot grease on my private parts. Like it's it's a joke. I know, but like me, I would be like that's a that sucks for me too. What lesson was taught though with that? Don't you study in the other people's plate? No matter if you think you're either friend or not. Well at the end of the day like if Murray, I don't know if I could be friends with that person who did that to me though. Really? Yeah. Why would you're eating his food? Like you didn't ask. If you were to ask you might have been like don't eat that one that had my balls on it.

Yeah, I still think that's like that's going nuclear when I don't think that's the proper response I don't like state-of-tot Does he want to lose wind? We used to do a thing where you know like a hostess cake or a twinkie It's like wrapped in the plastic. I used to take it like my friends and bite into it through the plastic So you would see teeth marks, but like it wouldn't break the plastic So it's completely edible like my saliva or or anything, it did not go on it. But like they'd open it and they'd see like bite marks.

It would be enough. It just looks gross. And they'd still like begrudgingly eat it because we're all like, of course. You just sucked all the enjoyment out of it. Yeah, it's just like, I feel like that's a win-win.

See this sort of shenanigans that go on of Prattle Toker's? That's right. Behind the scenes. And then, yeah. We never did stuff like that on Compokman. Yeah, I mean, maybe that's why you know, we we we failed. Yeah, we should have a little bit more, I guess, raw or locker room. Ask. Well, you guys put all the raw shit on the, on the, all the jokes about me and Mike. Well, a lot of them didn't

air though. But yeah, they were jokes Yeah, that seems like something I would know I don't like pranks practical joke like impractical I'm all about practical Practical not at all. It's so fucking annoying. Yeah Joe doesn't really do that stuff to me He doesn't just he'll do that so it's tough to Murray and he'll just fuck with cell console He doesn't really do any that stuff to me. He's not a see he'll do that so it's tough to marry and he'll just fuck with cell console. He doesn't really do any that stuff to me. Is that a practical joke though because like a practical joke would make it seem like everyone gets some level of enjoyment out of it. I mean, even the dude with the asshole on the face although I you know what? The guys that I saw get it done to them later seem too happy. I wouldn't enjoy it. No. No way. I beg your pardon.

Even if it was my job to do it to the guy who's who's trapped underneath the barbell I'd be like well this feels awful that I'm that even like yeah like who's enjoying this? I would have to re-evaluate my friendship not because the rest was on my face But because I'm like if they think this is funny, maybe I've totally misjudged their sense of humor You know well hold on was it because if I did it to me would you find the funny? I'd be like oh yeah, I would be very concerned. I'd be like I think I think you lost his mind I mean you don't want to do it to me and we're gonna get he got hypnotized me got hypnotized once and was like hot for Q

Like tell him he looks sexy in his hat and shit and all kinds of stuff Really and it was like he was legit hypnotized. Yeah, Q. Nock. Mowdy popped a bone You know, I didn't we knew it was we knew he was really being hypnotized because he calls him Brian He called them Brian. he never calls him Brian. So that was the tell we thought, you know, he calls him Q. But then when he was hypnotized, he called him Brian, which we thought was very, very strange. This is incredible. We're laughing, but he had a breakthrough.

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I did. What do you think? Because Brian and I saw it together. I was, you know, I'm not really a lot that kind of guy. I like to shit on things, but so I'll just say I didn't like it. He's been very positively Walt. I can tell. Yeah, trying to be. Yeah, I mean, he's looking didn't like it. He's been very positively, well, trying to be.

Yeah, trying to be. Yeah, I mean, he's, he's, he's, look on, he's incredibly glowing. Yeah. Actually, that's like, that's like his, get him left. What I came in, I was like, you're right, he's like, yeah.

It's just, yeah, it's just like six hours of just dealing with the same like, my noteness like, because he's asking these dopey questions and saying shit about like how much watery drink is in. I'm just like, all all this like random information. Yeah, all this random information Get him has autism of some level of some undetermined level, but also cleansiest and IQ of 143 So it's like he's like a little bit of a no-it-all blow it blood. Hmm. It's awesome. I love

That's a fun mix. That's kind of how I like my geniuses. He's amazing. He's sending and absolutely no achievements with having that intelligence level. Yeah. We called him out for never having broken a sweat since he'd been working here

I'm gonna take him on an all expense paid trip to Vegas. Inclusions just to hang out. I'll like first class I'll get you a sweet I'll pay for every single thing and he just he couldn't he can't bring himself to do it Like he's a real quirky dude. He's like I can't find someone to feed my horses. It's like it was six weeks He's a real quirky dude. He's like I can't find someone to feed my horses. It's like it was six weeks Yeah, that's incredible. He's great. I love it like a lot to say not a lot to show Yeah What wasn't pleased with even pleased with the monster fights, which is where we took so seriously. I felt it was poorly shot.

I thought it was bastardized Rodan, you said. Yeah, the monsters were not up to snuff in my opinion. I felt they took too many liberties with Rodan. Can you explain that? Well, Rodan is not a fire bird that has like, you know, molten wings that, you know, that are made that you could see molten lava flowing through. I felt like as soon as you were gotten to a good fight, they just continuously just went back to the human drama, which was Harley drama. I'm using, that was sarcastic, the word drama there.

It was really disappointing. I really, I had wanted to see it more than Avengers. I was, there's something I've been waiting for for years. Well, it's Millie Bobby Brown. It was Millie Bobby Brown. Wasn't that Gidham's defense? It didn't get him yellow, but it's Millie Bobby Brown. Wasn't that Gidham's defense? That's the cause between the two of us. Didn't get him yellow, but it's Millie Bobby Brown. That girl that

was the stranger. Yeah, that's no no, it was. Yeah, yeah, that was his like when I said that I felt the acting was really bad. He's his to he's immediately shot up, but that was Millie Bobby Brown. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? That's the girl from stranger things. And I'm

like, what the fuck is that? I don't care, I never saw stranger things. Wow. I care more about Godzilla than the actors, yeah. So did you watch the other Godzilla's? Like the one, it wasn't the one like with 2001. Yeah, that was the one that the buffed Addy's on the soundtrack. Oh yeah, that was terrible too.

That's Matt's brothers. So have any of the rebuts been up to? 2014, I really enjoyed. Oh, cool. Yeah. That's the other thing. I thought that was so recent that I was like, I like King Kong.

I like Skull Island. I felt that I could see what was happening in Skull Island. And I was scared because I walked out of Skull Island going like, they're let, they're focusing way too much on the human beings and having them try to have an outcome in what happens. It's like having an outcome between a cyclone and a tornado. You can't have an outcome of your human being. And these people and that the story writer still continuously kept going to that well of like, well, we'll have the humans, you know, play a factor in the outcome of this monster battle.

Yeah, that oxygen bomb thing was so dumb. Well, the oxygen bomb was a nod to the original. Really? Yeah, Godzilla. It was not good. I didn't like any of it though. Yeah. The best King Kong for me is that universal ride we went on. Like, that's a great ride. It's an incredible. Yeah, like, you're using one of the newer ones. The one where it like it moves and like you go through there. Yeah, yeah. I like the old one where it was like to the Johnny. Yeah, that was great old one, where it was like to the John. That was great. The breath was coming through. Yeah, no, that's awesome. What he grabs the T-Rex like, yeah, like that one, I'm like, this should be the movie should make a theater that like that moves around. Did you like Peter Jackson?

I felt it was bloated and just so long and nothing happened in it that was all that new. That was Jack Black, right? Yeah, it just felt like they didn't do anything then to just follow the model of the 33 one and didn't really put their own imprint on it. They just updated it. I think that's really what he wanted. Yeah, probably. probably maybe I used home for it because he loved it so much. You're like not enough people. I was like they don't watch it anymore. It's a long making new one. Very disappointed on God. So I now there's really nothing. Would you think of that?

I was dying. God's love is King Kong. Is there any shot? Well, I'm not going to be able after this and Kong. I'm like I have no Expectations that I will enjoy it. Who'd you go with my wife? Oh, yeah, what do you think? It just reinforced her Opinions on giant monster movies that they're for little boys So she next so next time it comes down between a choice between a Disney remake and a monster movie you're gonna have to go see Well, I mean we really, we both enjoyed a lot. He was disturbing in that. I saw the trailer for it. It was like this looks fucking really weird.

He was really good. Yeah. Oh I'm excited. He was really good. Like he made you forget about Robin Williams, which I think is going to be possible. Oh, that's crazy. Never forget.

Well, come on. For two hours you will. For two hours you will. If you want a hard time forgetting, go see Aladdin. What do you feel about that? There was a monster movie. I didn't see it, but it was a new one. Like it, like they used it.

Cloverdale? No, no. It's called right now. Cloverdale? No, I know what you mean. Cloverfield. Cloverfield. I didn't see that, but it was one that was like, it was trying to make it like all these monsters

are coming out of the water. Oh, Pacific Room. Yes. How is that? The first one was good. The second one was really bad. Okay. But were you as a monster movie person, were you like excited for that?

No. Okay. I have a personal connection to the the 60s monsters. Yeah. Why doesn't like a studio make one it looks like that like make Okay, yeah, yeah, come on America should do it Yeah, I agree Trump to make that a

A promise on the next on the next election Yeah, that's yeah Do you like it guys neither one of you guys? No, I'd be the humans are insufferable. They're insufferable. And there's just so much stupid shit like we were talking about. Like the guy's on the ground. If I'm a guy on a ground, I'm like, I'm not gonna just keep shooting bullets at this thing.

Like there's so many things, like the guys in the planes are doing to them. He doesn't notice this shit at all. Yeah, it just wasn't a good, wasting resources. And the whole eco- eco terrorist angle was so bad That one dude the one dude who was the evil dude was dance He was in game of thrones. I heard that too, right?

But I said I thought he was terrible actor because every every scene he was in it's like he was trying to remind the audience I'm the evil guy. I hate that That's actually one of the tropes I hate the most. Like, it's every podcast I told him Steve Dave for me. Like, like in that movie Avatar, like that guy, I think it's John, is it, I'm not going to mess up the names again. John, who's in Avatar, Johnathan and Robisi? Robi, it's talking.

Giovanni Robisi. Oh, Giovanni Robisi. Is that he, is he an Avatar? I don't know. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. But the bad guy in this, like, I need to get the unobtainium. It's like, Giovanni Rubisi? Oh, Giovanni Rubisi? Is that he in Avatar? I don't know. I forget. But the bad guy in it is like, I need to get the unobtainium. It's like, it's like that stuff bothers me more than I

watch bad CG all night. As long as they don't have a villain that's just pure evil, that just won't. I don't care what happens to Earth. That was probably the Venom movie. The new Venom movie was like that guy was literally feeding, giving homeless people to die and giving them speeches about why he was doing it to him while they were dying. And like, can't you just let him die?

Like, why do you got a form to fucking death too about humanity? Yeah, Giovanni Rebusi was in not only one, but will be in two, three, four, and five. Oh, good. All the way to 2027. Avatar. What are you talking about five? Is that real? That's what it says in pre-production. Is it the world? What are you excited for Avatar? I can't. I know your wife isn't right, didn't she? I mean, I think it's just been too long. I can't even believe that they're making five. I'm like shocked.

He's got, like he said, he's in the avatar business now. That's what he does. James Cameron. I don't get it. Go on the water. It's one in the firehouse and I was like, what, why do people love this? Yeah, do people love it? I don't even know people who love it.

Well, at the time, no, the money. Okay. Does it hold up? Like I haven't seen it. Ever? I know, I saw one of came out. Yeah, I've seen it since it came out. Yeah, it's just a came out too.

It's just not that that it wasn't that great That it got that kind of level of buzz So I suppose a movie love it. Well, it's a love it. Yeah, what's it is wife got real motion sick watching it? Not motion sickness motion sickness motion sickness motion motion. Oh, they said emotion. Yeah, she started crying She's also beautiful man. That's no Yeah, we said we have gone see a 3, man. That's funny. Yeah, we saw it this day. We have gone see a 3-movie since then. Yeah.

I have the emotion sickness. I'm not crying. How long have you been married? It's five years in June. Oh, this month, actually, in June 21st, five years. Amateur hour walk? No. No, not a long time.

10 years together. That's always, I mean. 10 years, amateur hour walk? No. And you and the walk got each other long time. 10 years together. That's always, I mean. 10 years amateur hour walk. Oh. Yeah, me and Walt got each other's backs. Yeah. I mean, that's an achievement in, you know, that's it.

You applaud that you never, like, you never look down at it and say, like, oh, it's amateur hour. It means a lot for me, Walt. The other reason I'm saying this Walt just celebrated 25 years, quarter century. Wow.. Wow quarter century. Yeah That's your half century old Congrats, oh, thank you. What did you do? We want to actually want to fill it we want to fill it for the weekend. Oh, yeah, yeah

Yeah, we don't do any of those tropes. We don't we don't buy into that shit I've convinced you don't buy Well like because like you know, oh, it's silver. Oh, it's paper. We never we never did anything nonsense You got anything. Oh, yeah, yeah, I got her a gift card to this teaching store that she likes and I brought a snow globe that represented something. You must have gotten so much as a snow globe bro. It's a $60 snow globe. You are through diamonds. No. That's a bad man's snow globe.

No. That's nice. Winter Soldier, right? Like, uh, Captain America, isn't that a... Is it Winter Soldier, Captain America thing? Yeah. I think that a good snow globe. Oh, no, I had not do a comics. No? Is she a comic book?

I mean, I know you are. You're not going to tell us what it meant? No. Oh, come on. Why? That's the case he wants to know. I guess we should all take guesses. You should respect.

Oh. You should respect Sanctuary. Yeah, I don't say to you snow You know, maybe I don't want to reveal it. I'll reveal it off the podcast. Oh my god I secretly recorded Mary Beth Cweefing you want to hear it I'm doing alright. Yeah, she's doing well. Still good. Doing okay. What is her day to day?

She doesn't work anymore. Okay, question. Doesn't work anymore. No. So what is... And you don't work anymore, either, right? We've managed to find something that ironically works for both of us. So the two of you just wake up at the same time every day?

No, I get up earlier because I got to get up with Sage to get ready for school. Okay, but once sage is off to school And then that you remember is it just you together all day day? Don't that day tonight? In the same house, but like not Hanging out together. She's what she do like what's her she cleans or she cooks She makes sure she has no shoes in the kitchen She darts my socks She wears high-hearts works to switch board on the phones

Steel the youth That's it, then a vampire It is she wanted to fight me and the octagon Like it's already lost yeah right yeah Like it's all over but the bell baby Uh, she does like a lot of she practices a lot of like graphic design tell shit, you know That sort of thing Watch TV yeah

Catch up on TV watching that sort of thing you guys love your TV right love it And we love that boob tube. Mm-hmm. Do you have a big TV? It's not that big like 60 inches something like that is it. oh, I don't know like today It seems like what's it? I have 55 is is I think was what I have no, but I mean I know I know I know it would be 65 65's I don't even know I don't know why care. Okay, but it's pretty big TV Yeah, it's a pretty big TV. Yeah, and it's in the bed like I said in the bedroom and you should never eat all the meals there Yeah, why why why my brother fills this way too. I feel that way. I don't have a TV Why TV's of a two thing Sleeping and bang or reading a book

You say TVs are for two things sleeping a bang Bang in your you're banging your TV What times are lean You're banging your TV? I'm mad. Put me on the phone. What times are lean? Yeah, on the same way. I don't want a TV in my bedroom.

So yeah, I never had one growing up. And Lisa, Lisa's like, yeah, you got to have a TV fall sleep to TV. And I was like, no, it keeps me up. And it actually does. When we watched, if I need to turn it off, otherwise, it was IJ Marry Films. Yeah, whenever I'm binge in IJ. Whenever I got a real IJ binge going,

watching my baby go. For seasons, watching my son walk. That's a wifey. Now the, no, I feel like maybe a semester when my son- I'm only fucking way I have a TV in my bedroom. Since day one. Walt, I thought I knew you. I thought we had a connection here. No, I'd it now. I feel like maybe it's the mess with my son. I'm only fucking way. I have a TV in my bedroom Since day one walled. I thought I knew you I thought we had a connection here. No, I'm out of my face I was just saying that's again going but you mean it. I mean he definitely doesn't have a TV I was I was over his house

I looked at me because a shame gave me the tour. I want to see if he was all full of shit My fucker is on the up and up. He's got like he's got like a Canvas and paints. He's like before bed. He's got like a canvas and paint. He's like before bed, he's like, I have to make art. It just makes a clay pottery like fucking ghost. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Just waiting. Just waiting for Swayze to come in. Please. You're not supposed to, your bedroom's four sleeping. Gotcha. Four sex. That's good habits. Before watching sports. No. I'm telling you. There's two different thoughts to this. There are. Sure. There's two sides of this.

I respect your no TV in the bedroom, but you have to respect mine too then. I do respect you. Okay, what I like said no though like like like I should pipe down When you say it you have this like almost like ancient wisdom that comes with it and like a TV is a completely modern marvel Well, it's not just it's not just focus. It's like you let the the light like yeah, like if you train yourself not to sleep in your bed Then you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna you're going to have you're going to get your sleep patterned in your fucked up. Gotcha. But this guy sleeps with his head on his mattress. What? I didn't say no. Yeah. It doesn't have a box spring in there. But he raced up in the morning and he lays on his floor, his head underneath his bed. If it's sunny, if it's cloudy, I can sleep with it. Drapes haven't reached, aren't they?

I'm like, heck, the bugs. And again, I know Judger, I love that he does it, but to me, it's like, you shouldn't... Need that. Yeah. Should have be able to just sleep in. I think so. Right. But you know what?

I got something that maybe revolutionized my life. I got a nightmares. Nice. Oh, really? Yeah. Nice. I got something that maybe revolutionized my life. I got a nightmares. Oh, really? Yeah, nice. I've been using it. Where? We actually, we The Patreon, actually.

Yes, for the Patreon. Is that true? Yeah, we shot a video where we reenacted the Daredevil from the 90s. Yeah, the Benefic. Not the Benefic one, even earlier one, when they blew for Rignolhulk and Daredevil, guess start, and I got a costume for son of Jeff to be there

double and I it called for a mask and I ordered on Amazon a night mask and when I I took a home with me I was like you know I'm gonna try this and it works I may not have to go under the bed ever again I don't want to lose that but I'm happy Your wife never suggested that like hey instead of fucking freaking out the US guy or the fuck came in your room Who was the guy like some delivery guy came into the room? Like she's walked under the bed. He thinks he's fucking dead, right? Who is that a? Painter that makes more sense like kind of I don't know what anyone's going to my bedroom, but a delivery guy. There's no reason

Absolutely no reason delivery guy should ever even like touch stairs if I have a house They were painting and I didn't realize the door was open and I went under the bed and They were talking and I was like damn that door sure sounds like it's open. They're so clear as day I mean, I wish I had pants like that right next And they were fucking staring right there. They were painting and and they were fucking staring right there, they were painting and saw me hours sleeping under the bed and just ignored it. I see you came in kissing ass and shit thinking like I'm done. My work here is done but like there's so many of this onion

motherfucker right here. I had an issue with my UPS guy. I wanted to ask your opinion how I should have handled it. I have a good relationship with him. He comes to me a lot. Christmas time. I don't think so. And you might not have that great relationship that you think you do. I never even thought that. You definitely don't. Yeah. Yeah, he wants money. I took my mailman.

What does that do for the fucking UPS guy? UPS guy isn't consistently always him. It's like, okay, that's the same guy. This guy I've had for a little bit, and I like the guy. I got chat, we'll bullshit when that. Does he know who you are? He doesn't, he doesn't, which is fucking great. And so today, this morning, I see him come out of the UPS truck and

He's holding one package and he's got another package on the floor, and it's like square So he's rolling it like He didn't know you saw you know, you know, I saw him so he didn't know that eyes are on him No, and I go oh I said his name. I'll say dude. That's the fucking light. It's a light No, and I go oh I said his name. I'll say is that my dude that's the fucking light. It's a light And like now I don't know how to proceed like I don't know what to do apologize Yeah, yeah, he did but it was like you could tell he didn't think he's shocked that he's shocked them when you call them Because I was outside my house and never outside my house and I was like oh man, that's that's disrespect So he's doing the same thing

we would be doing if we were UPS guys. Yeah, but he is a thing. You know, I have cameras all over my house. I have it on. So you should go back and watch and for some prior deliveries to see what he's doing to him. Well, should I be like, maybe something worse than a fucking, you mean, I store it under you want to like, I'm store it. I don't think you can pull that rank. I don't think you can. I think you would have under you on a like I'm stored. I'm sure I'm sure I'm really. I'm really, but I'm delivering my packages. Oh, I don't think you, I don't think you can pull that rank. I don't think you can. You know, I think you would have, but that's how you can be like, you got to change this dude's route. Oh, I don't think so.

He knows what I showed him video of him fucking rolling a lamp down my drawway. That's the kind of thing you don't want to do that. So you put on Twitter to get a bunch of likes and shit. You don't want to do that, you know, you'll never. I want to do it. I want to do it. He knows where you live.

That's that's that's that's you also learned. He also learned he's. He knows where you live. He also learned. He's never going to do that again. What? You should have done it to be good with it. I agree. I agree. This is my crystals. Now until like 19th century crystal chandeliers now.

Oh, so annoyed. I thought I had a good relationship with this guy. I think you know what to do. You get a tater tot. Yeah. It's a, under your ball. Right. When he eats it, you say, look, that tater tot was in my ball.

You get that noise? That's the scales, even he out. Yeah, we're good now, okay? You and me, we're good. Well, you take it out and go eat this. And if he eats it, that he gets to keep his junk. Right. So, you have a DVD of like,

or no, make it a VHS tape of like, you know, flipping it. What do you want, huh? The Tater Tot or the T. That's fucking weird move. It says lighting on it. Oh, did it? Yeah.

It's a bummer. That's a for sure about. That's a angry UPS driver who's like, That's an untyped UPS driver. I'm unhappy with my lot in life. That's got like a, I'm delivering to fucking Chateau Quinn Mm-hmm, and You know, so there he's like, you know, that's his little

Such little ounce of revenge against the man But we had like we had little in jokes our names rhyme so we had like a That's what you drove away he was in chuckle in the way you were when you went I probably was like a that's what you're sure he drove away he was in chuckle in the way you were when you went I probably was like fucking asshole rhyming they brought some cat you should have heard the report of me and the UPS guy had just earlier what is my chandelier oh chandelier

what's his name that rhymes with your name I don't say his say his name. Let's say it's Ryan. Okay. All right. It's not. I'm gonna say it because it's a very unique name. I love much like just no one. I'll tell you off the air. Okay. And it's an ethnic game. He's an ethnic sort. He's not from America originally. So it's like a width. So he'd be like, so we'd be like, what's your name? I'd be a bride. He'd be like, oh, my name's Ryan. And I'd be like, oh, he'd be like, Brian, Brian. And then we searched out, he'd be like, Brian, I'd be like, Brian, we'd have a nice laugh. And we chattel bit. And then we'd be like, now it's going to be like, Brian. Brian. I don't want that, but at the same time, he's flipping my fucking light down.

Did it break? I didn't open it. Why? I don't want to know. I can't believe he didn't open it. I didn't open it. Really? The first thing I would do was open it. They don't even let them leave. Not well didn't open it. I didn't open it. Really?

I mean, the first thing I would do was open it. They don't even let them leave. Not well, I was just going to take this shit back. I was going to have some houses on my way to work. I've got enough time. I'll give you a full report, though. Yeah, definitely. Now, you've had the same UPS guy for decades, right?

At the store? Yeah. We've had a couple of UPS guys. And we've built a nice rapport with them. I've given them gift cards. Yeah They ever rolling your comics down the street never And it was hard to be nice to this guy because he was a Ranger fan and he knew I was a double fan So but we still made it happen and just imagine that case. He I would never order anything online again

I would never would or anything online again He retired though and we got a new guy. He's pretty good to them But we do at the end of the year we do give him something to show our appreciation He hasn't been my guy for for Enough time for me to have even given him anything yet. But I'm gonna have the do-in now, but it's not the hard time about the way handles those packages. He would deserve it.

It would be, it would be, actually. Yeah, you're lucky, actually. Now you don't have to tip him or anything, and you know, he can't do nothing. I really liked that little friend. What's going on? It's what you got for straying outside

that circle of friends, man. You got your friend, You're you're what 43 I'm not married. You don't need any more new friends. No more new friends I mean this you only need you only need me your mom You can tell she didn't really want to talk to you In fact, I'm changing the locks and they're only gonna be a lock from the outside. He won't be able to leave unless you're with me. And if you do leave, you're not gonna have the key, so if I suspect anything, you're not getting back in. You're not getting back in.

You're gonna give me a drive. You know what, fucking I'm driving you to work. I'll wait outside. I had a run in with a with a fucking dude at Best Buy. I had to buy a TV. Did you see Lion? I burned out my I burned out my other one watching it too much. I did. I did. Well no no no you know what sea lion is? No. Sea lion? Yeah. Like I'm picturing a sea lion. No, it's no trolley no trolling on the internet. Yes, it's in person. Will you fuck with someone and say things that you don't mean just to get

under this can or you might just he's just fucking with it. It's a better. It's like a cooler phrase than like gaslighting, right? Yeah, I think that's because I still don't know what gas is. Well, gaslighting is making somebody believe something. Oh, I thought it's just like you're putting the gas on to like make them. I thought that was fishing. No, gaslighting is when like your gaslighting is making somebody believe something. Oh, I thought it's just like you're putting the gas on to like make them, like, keep them. I thought that was fishing. No, gaslighting is when like,

your gaslighting, like, yeah, like, you're telling them something and trying to make them believe something is true that is definitely not. I thought that was, I thought that was go fishing, whatever it's called. No, fishing is when you're online and you're like, hey, I'm fucking little bow wow, and really I'm not.

I'm not fishing. Oh, fishing is looking for information then, right? Yeah. Capfishing. Sealining is trolling in person. And has she spelled that? Is it like the animal? It's sea lining.

Why go from troll to sea lion? We don't know. Oh, you don't make up the definitions in the urban dictionary. We just read them. Because like, I would take another mythical character, like a troll. I think this is the, I think this is the done deal the kids are already I know I know I'm waiting. I like where you're going. I'm mad at the kids too. Yeah, I'm mad at the kids like what's another myth Like you know, like centoring me right you're centoring minute. Yeah, are you fucking minotaur? Yeah, you're going around in a circle

Yeah, you're an amaze in amaze. Yeah, right. Why are you minotauring me, bro? Yeah, that's good and it's real life Like it feels like like the world is this maze. So we have a thing now now we're Brian instead of blowing up on people in me as well and getting angry people Like when someone's a dip to you, you know how you like fuck you Yeah, now you play into it to piss them off you minotaur them you minotaur yeah You know what I can't I can't accurately say them that I did I didn't get mad But I did like I went I got mad. But I did, like I went, I got the TV, it's on this big display, it's 200 bucks, which I'm like, what a fucking country.

A 43 inch TV, because I got it for downstairs. 200 bucks, 4K, has all the fucking apps that people want. So I bring it up and it's a counter, and the guy starts ringing it up and I'm like, oh, you know what, I'm gonna get a different one because the side, I didn't notice it at first was like all bashed in. And so much so that like the Styrofoam is crumbling a little bit and he's like, well, it's a brand new TV.

I said, exactly, that's why I want to get a new one. And he's like, it probably just happened on the truck. He didn't want me to bring this TV back and get a different one for whatever fucking reason. I said, I'm not gonna take this TV. That was it. I love it. And then he rings it up and it's 250. for whatever fucking reason, I said, I'm not gonna take this TV. That was it. I love it.

And then he rings it up and it's 250 instead of 200. I said, this is supposed to be 199. He's like, right away, he's like, no, that's the 1080. I go, nah, it's the 4K. I said, you know how I know that? Because I checked three times to make sure this was right. He's like, no, no, no. I said, you know what, Take the TV. I said,

go back, get me a new one. I said, and you can check the price while you're back there. Oh, I love you. And that's that's what he did. So he goes, and then I was right. And like he comes by and he's like, can you follow me over here? And then they had to go make a price adjustment and all this other shit. And I'm like, what is with people that they're so fucking cock sure that you're wrong? Or maybe just I'm wrong. Cause I second guest myself all the time. But something like that, I'm like,

all right, I don't wanna fuck this up. Boom, here it is, that's what the sign says. Then it turned out it was last week's price. I'm like, motherfucker, if you change a price is on Saturday and today is fucking Tuesday, I get 50 bucks off That's just the way it's gonna get Johnson roll otherwise like I'm just gonna walk out and be like well, just go get it on Amazon Where it will be $199 and then you'll be out of a fucking job. You probably don't want anyway

Somebody who's like I'm not gonna just give you 50 bucks. I'm not gonna be passive about it. I can't deal with it. The people, every time you leave your house, somebody's fucking with you. Sometimes you're gonna have to leave your house. Sometimes you're, sometimes you're, you should that you're driving. Sometimes you're watching from your security room.

Yeah, you're fucking, you're spying it for a room. Yeah, you're spying it for a room. You're spying it for a room. My shit is a little ear. But we have to be the heroes that you were and stand up to that and be like, go over there and give me a new TV and check the price. Yeah, I don't work for you asshole.

Why am I proving myself to you? Why am I like, no, no, no, sir. And he's got his fucking phone out and he's looking at it. He's like, no, it's just 250. I said, I don't care what it says. I was like, go back there and look. You're right.

It's legally you're in the right. It's 50 feet. Are you telling me that, like, that's a dollar of foot. I'm a customer. Yeah. I'll never show up here again. Yeah. As I get out my check button right in the check button.

Okay. Okay. How many did you want to do? One, two. How many can you do? One, two. How you doing? Okay.

Okay. I don't have anywhere to go. Okay. Why do you want to do tidbits there too at some point? Well, I told you if you just give the if you let me edit these, I'll know what I could take out then Okay, well, this is only an hour right now, so we want to take anything out of this one, right? Okay, all right, we'll just finish this one up then. Do I clap or something or a G.S. No? No, no, no, we, we have to wrap up this episode. No, it. So, no, no, I mean, I texted DK, but I didn't hear back. So, if I have a bunch of ads,

so yeah, I was, that was the shopping trip to fucking Best by. Oh, I went first time went to the new pool club as you saw. Oh, yeah, I was so fucking fine. What was the... Did you see Sage's attempted backflip? I did not. It was amazing. It's pretty good. Can you do a backflip?

Not, I mean, no, not at all. It was great. Diving board, are we talking diving board or something? She did it off a diving board. I have it here real fast. That's a world I know very well watching it. I got it I was looking at it my friend Justin and I was laughing and he's like I showed him this video and in it sage Tristula backflip total like slips off the fuck I mean it's a lot of it's so funny

But it's in slow motion so like it looks like she's getting down to spring up and relax And here's the thing, like, I, I get tell it made him uncomfortable because like, she is down syndrome. And like, but we don't, that doesn't factor into our relationship with Sage, she's just sage. No.

It's just, she's sage, try to do something to fuck it up, but to just. Yes. Look at her, look at her, look at her, he's like, oh, oh, oh, okay. I don't think I thought I was fuck it up, but to just. I was like, oh, okay, I was making fun of her. She was doing something funny.

It was a funny moment in my life. I feel like, okay, she is Down syndrome. So what I'm not going to laugh at her or fuck with her or tease her, like to me, that's not being inclusionary. Inclusionary, whatever. You're treating her like anyone. And she's better for it. Like, she's a good kid.

She's, she's, she loves it. Breaks balls like nobody's business. Yeah. I mean, if you're only teasing her, that's a different story. Yeah, and like I'm getting the neighbors to join in. Yeah. Yeah. That's, yeah.

Nice. How do you feel about your first episode of Tell us you do? How's it going? How'd it go? Honestly, when I'm in Walt's hands, I feel good. No, I had a good time. It's funny.

I think years ago when I first met you, and right away when we met, we were hanging out, you were like, yeah, with the podcast, if you ever want to come on and do it. But these guys are rip into you. OK, so you got to be prepared for that. And I was like, yeah, you know, with the podcast, if you ever want to come on and you know, do it, but you know, these guys, these guys are rip into you, okay? So you got to be prepared for that. And I was like, oh, really? And my head, I was like, oh, is it like a roast podcast kind of thing? Like, I don't know. And I was friends with just assholes. But I was always like, in my, I guess in my head a little bit like, what is

this even, what is that thing? And, but then I, you know, I listened to plenty and then, and now I got to know you guys a little bit. And as I was coming here, it still crossed my mind. I was like, oh, do I have to be on my guard? But in my head, I'm like, no, I've met them a million times. I mean, how do I look? I'll completely make one of myself more than you can. You're coming from guys who will put food underneath their testicles and give it to each

other. I mean, this has got to feel like a fucking love-in. I still have part of a case of Diaz. The show's not over. Tell him, Steve Dave.