Tell Em Steve-Dave - #412: Fancy Pants

Episode Date: June 27, 2019

Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.

I can't do anything anyway, I'm engaged. I don't want that going on where I'm eating. So Mike gives him awesome hand-drop. Like he does. Oh, nice. It was like amazing. Um Tell him Steve Dave hello and welcome to this week's edition of tell him Steve Dave hot cue off a father's day Yeah The real is it a hallmark holiday, just like Mother's Day or Valentine's Day,

or to a lesser extent, Veterans Day. Veterans Day is a whole holiday. Brian Johnson quote. Yeah, I think it is. I think it is. Yeah. Some is offensive though to me for some reason. Do you love it, Walt? Usually you get this. Those are the two days a year. Your birthday and father's day where they're like I wish we could get two father's day in a year like make it in the like in January. Like one in January. One in the winter.

All right. That's what I would push for if I was in charge. I feel like that's an issue a lot of people would embrace that like straight guys don't have enough attention he done them and they want to do they want two days on their own. Why can't gay guys can be fathers? They can be but I'm saying like by and large your dads are like straight dudes. Why would you ever use straight dudes?

So anytime a bunch of straight dudes, they couldn't even have a straight pride parade. Everybody got all upset about it. I was so lame. Why would they do that? For the exact reason that I would be like, you know what we should do? We should see a straight line thing.

Yeah, you don't give a shit, but you're like, it'll be funny. It just comes and goes too fast though. Yeah. Father's day, yeah, then it's over. Will you sleep in? Well, yeah. So days half over by the time you get him

Yeah, I It's just like I said many just wish it could there was two of them What did you what did you do? What was? Did you get um Maybe like a couple shirts. I God a hat Devils hat. I got um. I got a nice painting for my daughter of Cooper. I saw that online.

Yeah, I saw that too. Oh yeah, I guess this. I didn't realize she was that talented. Like, that's unbelievable. I've got some art skills, you know, and I don't know what you could. What do you think's been doing all the blue juice shit for years? I have a great. I'm guessing she would like to go into the art field for a job, but that's a very competitive

field though. Is it difficult for you to be like, look, you'll never make it as a professional artist? Almost everyone you know is in the field. Like who? Who else do I know? Arts? Oh, you count like. We're artists, bro.

No, no. Podcast artists. Like who? Who else do I know? Arts? Oh, you count like. We're artists, bro. No, no. Podcast artists. If it wasn't for being a podcast artist, I'd probably be a sandwich artist. Hey, I wouldn't underestimate that. Sandwich artists is very important.

Yeah, did you see that video not too long ago? I guess it was taken at a subway where some subway worker she has like her outfit on and she's getting banged and then the guy comes on her boobs and she's like rubbing it all into her boobs and she's not wearing gloves. This is a commercial for somebody. Not a commercial so much.

I think they're trying to get back to any sort of art. Yeah, they're like any kind of straight adult sex is okay. So it was a porn? No, I think it was like an amateur porn I guess. It was just like they went to like a break room or something. Oh, you know, I don't want that going on where I'm eating. Do you eat this subway though? I don't.

And then I really, it's been a long time. Yeah, like in a pinch. I go to a subway. Yeah, but there are, yeah. I mean, I've certainly shilled for subway. Yeah. Talked about how great their foot longs are. But I'll do that anytime somebody throws me money road come on your boobs. Hey, man I'll even provide the comb if they give me enough money. You know your couple

Hard out there, so and then you go out to eat. Yeah, what the friendlies? Wow choice Something hats and shirts and Friendly's. What a time. Cute. What a time. And that's what you were twice in your, do you think you could handle that? Oh, yeah.

Simple joys of fatherhood. Yeah, it is. It's simple, but it's like it's so good that you can't believe when it's over. Like everyone's in bed and you're like, oh my god, it's fucking over. And tomorrow's gonna be just like. Do you keep them going till midnight even if they school the next day? You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and it was just me and the dogs. And you know, as much as I do. You had all your shirts on in your hat.

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a shutter fly, you can like design a book to put a bunch of pictures in. So it's basically yeah Yeah, so it was like all the pictures from this past year and the one the year before is a picture from the year before that It's traditional. I walked around shirtless all day though. I got to say that. She's getting any fucking shirts Yeah, I went to the con Washington con there were several things about it that were Pretty good and a couple things and not so good Try to get Ming beaten up by Carl Weathers

I was texting Q given him a play-by-play is it unfolded Because like we were kind of near Carl Weathers who was at the con car Weathers for those who don't know was in Apollo Creed he was a predator. Wow, action to... That was his... A rest of development. That was a shot to be a legitimate, you know, like solo. Yeah.

Not a supporting star, but like, you know. How do you like your ribs? Did he hit the flame there? Didn't happen, uh-huh. He was also a predator. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. But again, he wasn't Arnold now

So that action Jackson was the shot that was like this Brian Bosworth. I was by his buzzwords One shot to oh I remember the cover of that video. Yeah He was a football player box. Right? Yeah, I see today the boss. Yeah right? Yeah. What is he today? The boss. Yeah. Let me look that up. So what happened with the weather itself? So, Carl Weathers is in the type of shape that you're like holy shit. Like Carl Weathers could definitely kick my ass with zero problem. Like I thought he was like in his 70s or something. It was people tip. I don't know. I don't know, let me look it up real fast. Can you also look out with the whole color of Carleweather?

There's this. Brian Bosmer, it's only 54. There's still time for it. Come back. Oh, he doesn't look like the Bosnian were though. He didn't have that haircut. Well, they also like he lost all his muscle mass. It was all probably

Ruids. He's 71. Carleweather is 71. What's good? Oh, Jesus Christ. Like he strides with confidence Like you wouldn't fuck with him and he has like athletic pants on to like so he looks in shape What are athletic pants? Like you know like those pants like they're almost like skinny jeans where they're like tighter on the thighs And then they sort of tapered down. Maybe. Like I guess like runners wear them. It's just a muscle thigh, so. No, he wasn't like, no, it was the cut of the pants. I could tell it's the cut of the pants.

Do you, you can't tell the cut difference between like sweat pants? I haven't even heard anybody in on the last of the video. You know, like a gram I go, he's got athletic pants on. No, come on. They're, I don't know what are they called then. They look like, no, they weren't jeans. They were like, they were made out of like sweatsuit shit, but they're like but like the way they're cut though It was like yeah, but not track pants. They're like very tight to like his lower leg and like a loser

Yeah, he may who knows what I do now is that I wanted to see him attack me so He carwhether's leaves his booth and we're still there like me and Mike and Mang are at our booth and we're like pretty close to him. So right a little note and it says car-weathers ain't shit and I signed Ming's name to it and then I went and I put it on his table. Now this you think he has any recognition of Ming? No, no, I don't think so. So he would have to ask or alternately I waited until Carl Weathers went back to his table and saw the note.

And then when Ming came back to the table, I said, Hey man, me and Mike met Carl Weathers. He wants to meet you too. You should go over there hoping that he'd be like, Hey, I'm Ming Chen. And then Carl Weathers would be like, Ah, you know, you said, I ain't shit. You think Carl Weathers would be like, ah, you know, you said I ain't shit. You think Carl Weathers is that much of a loose cannon that he's going to physically beat up somebody for leaving a stupid note on his face. He met, I would, if I were in the shade of the Carl Weathers,

that's all I do. It's all I couldn't do it anymore. I was, I was hoping he would at least be like, why'd you write this note? And then Ming would be caught, you know, and I was recording it and shit. But then it turned out that his handler, I guess saw the note first.

Oh, and then got it. And put it to the side. And I was like, God dammit. Yeah, like what business is it of yours? Yeah, guys have handlers. We have, usually, yeah, we have. So why don't you get your handler to go over

and take that note from car weather's handler Well car weather's handler is like his assistant our handlers are volunteers who are like we're forced to be here with you Because all the good celebrities were already taken Yeah, if you're a volunteer and you see that list, you're like I wonder which celebrity I'm going to get to help this week. Not me. Not me. Chen not me. Chen not me. Chen not me. Chen not me. God. Damn it.

Ming Chen. Ming did have his own handler. I mean, Mike had the share one or volunteer or whatever. Yeah. Oh, my God. You always had to share what? I don't. I don't.

I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. There wasn't any public to face nobody was in any of our lines so it didn't matter. Honestly I didn't even think about it like I didn't think once about it. But like the way they set up the tables it was we had so much room like way more room than we would ever need. And they like went to the trouble of putting like tape on the floor just get out so that like if the lines were winding and shit it probably took

longer to lay out that tape on that tape diagram on the floor then the sum total of our lines for the weekend to get through because it's got to be laid out just perfectly measure just right it was yeah it looked good it didn't look like they just slapped it down. They're like look we don't need these guys getting stamped It's gonna be a shit show Well then why do we got somebody with eyes with one person with Mike and Brian? Who did that you don't fire them? We need five more people back there

Saturday it was pretty decent as I had to lean on people to help me sell some shit. Yeah. I am. Well, this is not my few precious hours I have off. Oh, you went to the con. No, no, no, I was home. I was in my castle. My fault goes off. And I'm like, oh, it's my good friend. It's Brian Johnson. I'm always happy to hear from Brian Johnson. So I open it up and it's like, hey, man, would you mind FaceTiming me? Cause a fan wants to say hi and they promised they'd buy a picture of my faceTiming.

So I had these pictures of me. I was napping. The cue was a pinball twins and then you, and he was because when he first came out, I'm like, I can't even tell if it's him. It's so dark. I was like in a dark room napping. And I'm like I can't even tell if it's him. It's so dark I was like in a dark room napping and I'm like, I don't know if this is gonna be good enough for these people We can kind of see a little charge full price

We got out of I got out of my my slumber and turned on the lights He popped the light on then you could see him and his hair was must he didn't look he didn't look at his best But these guys were just happy to see him and the the happy end of the story is Wouldn't do it I wouldn't call you and and and and and and and ask you something like that. You he Brian Johnson can do that to you. You can do that. I don't know.

I think in the wrong situation. No, not even there's no wrong situation. You can do that. All right, we'll put that to the test maybe one day. Yeah. I could've cut my God. I'm inundated with people coming into the stage being like, I want to see you. All right, we'll put that to the test maybe one day. Yeah, I'm because I cut my God. I'm inundated with people coming into the stage being like, I want to see you. All right.

So how many times can I do it in a day? Well, no, no, he's not one in a year's time. I'm like at a dedicated face time phone. I think you get away once a month. Really? Yeah, I think so. All right, we might want to cut that out. No, I'm going to be, I'll be fine.

No, people, is it time? Is it time yet? You want me to say no? I'll be like, nah, I'd rather you than do it. I don't want people to come in here and ask you for that. All right, I don't want that either, but it's really. It turns out that nobody cares what I want. It turns out what? Well, I'm getting it. I can't imagine what it's like for you, like the requests and the please, please, please.

Yeah. Need need. That's a daily, that's a daily. That's the price of fame and fortune. You know, I was paying a price too. This is why Q owed me. Because Ming puts on a one picture of Q on the table Where those ones he got made for Collins con it's like it's like a cheesecake handsome photo a Q like all black and arts

And he's looking all fuckable and shit like staring at the camera So Ming puts it up there and so many people are like, why is this up here? And I'm like, I don't know. It's just making like just a picture of me. It's just one single photo of you. That's just inviting the question. Is he coming later? Is he going to be here? Yeah, you don't got to tell me.

But one photo, not a not a not a stack now, just one. Facial? It didn't sell because it's not signed or anything. I almost wrote Q on it. Oh yeah. That's so weird. I thought it was weird too weird to what said he has a whole bunch of them He's in the red for that photo though. Yeah, he's like I gotta eat Oh, he's gonna make that money back. I'm gonna make my nut

I mean if Ming wanted me because I do it for Tiffany Shepa. She has these photos of me and her from Victor Crowley like I've signed them for her for her table She's Tiffany Shepapa. She's Ming. Yeah, I would do it for me See if we can get that one photo that's been kicking around. Yeah doggy eared and shit. Yeah, Con LeCon He invested the proceeds of the last five cons into Q picture Swimming and I don't know what to do. I would be happy to do that Now there's to me because I saw Ming earlier today, I asked him how the con went. I never get that kind of play by play on how, you know, it's not the greatest, it's like it's always fucking fantastic. Does he ever show any like wavering of like this is the best fucking moment

of my entire life right now? Not that I can say. Not that I can say now. Like we went out like he saves definitely its home at night. Yeah right. He's got a perfect wife. You paid a picture. You guys want me to sign a picture for you? You paid a picture that's not glamorous. No, it's not glamorous. I mean, if that's his idea of glamor, well, not that he, but he just, but he's just having fun. Yeah, he loves it. I mean, but here's like, this is what I don't understand about Ming like any whiff of estrogen throws him into a fucking tizzy, right? So he did, he never hangs out with us when we go to a con like me and Mike and O'Halloran and Marilyn and a bunch of ants met up and and went and got some drinks and dinner and

shit. And they're like, where's Ming? Where's Ming? And I'm like, he's not going to come. He's with these three girls, like these voiceover girls. And I'm like, he's, in my mind, I'm like, I don't know why, like, I don't know what's so fun about that. Because you know, they're not gonna fuck you.

Like, you know it. And half the reason, no, you know what? 90% of the reason. If you're gonna go out with girls, this is to bang otherwise. Why the fuck would you hang out 90? I'm Trying to be woke here. That's the 100% right I don't want to catch a bunch of shit I tried hard But I'm just like yeah like where like one time Mike and I we went to the movies We went to see like the conjuring two and we look at Ming's Instagram and he's like with a couple other people and they're like,

they're at Walmart and they have bike helmets on and football helmets and they're like, acting wacky and shit. That's just having fun though. That sounds like more fun than the movies. I don't think so. Mike gives an awesome hand job. It does. It was like amazing.

It really, that's how that, I know there's no way you think that it's fun. I don't think that's fun, but I know that 99% of the population considers that more. They do find that appealing, right? I don't get the high jenxy typeship, but nobody, I like, I'm like, hey, Q, do you want to sit at home and fucking watch Pet Cemetery or do you want to go to Walmart and put on bike helmets? I feel like I'd know your answer But Ming you definitely knows answer and it's like I want to go put on bike helmets and not hang out with you guys Right around on tricycles on Walmart. Yeah, what with always with girls always always with good-looking women You know, I, what's the payoff though? That's what I always

wonder what's the payoff? Memories. Of what though? Memories. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's got like, he's got so many vivid, great memories of not getting pussy. Yes. And then he had enough before this. He had all a high school in college. He never spends his moments grousing though. No, he doesn't. He is happy. He doesn't. He's very happy. Bigger than out, man. He's unlocked the keys. Do you think there's any chance? I know we probably can't air this part, but do you think there's any chance? He has a will of a cheat on Debbie He's either the worst deal clothes were on earth or Joseph now Because I never see it like I hung out with him several times and he's been like wasted and

He never pushes it. I mean, he definitely has something where he needs to touch every female He sees like if they come that's gonna serve him while like definitely has something where he needs to touch every female he sees like if they come to serve one like this thing where he's like uh-huh like i'll like just hit their back as i hate how like this and he looks like it with you yeah yeah yeah yeah he looks down at the ground he does it like he's like this like he's like you're not going anywhere time but uh... but you don't see do you think now

now i like that. Yeah, I think he just he I think he just likes hanging out Maybe it makes him feel important because he's a good looking woman or something who knows? Listen, or also there's a dynamic when he's with that He doesn't really want to play into I think when he's going to an amp meet up. I would call me gay once Yeah so I think when he's going to an amp meet up. I would've called me gay once. Oh yeah, and there's a lot of listeners think that they can talk to him the way you do. Oh yeah, I know. Trust me, Mike's told me on more than one occasion.

So I don't think that's a big deal. Oh, what a lot in life. He's like, so I could hang out with a bunch of hot women to really roll the dice on, not if, but how many times someone's gonna be like, why aren't you psych and psych and psych and like's concrete now like when you reframe it like that I'd be a target too. But he could just hide in his room. He doesn't need to go out with all these ladies But see that the same thing to us in New Orleans

Like he just disappears Disappeared ditch dust doesn't answer text. Then they brought that fucking maniac. Then he shows up with a girl and her uncle and And you're like, oh wow, somebody's uncle. Let me talk to him. Yeah. Oh, that was so horrible. And like the panel went real well, standing room only.

Comic book man panel. Comic book man panel. And we had not. We had moderators. SR is what they said? Yeah, I get it But what is that what I didn't know that was like a thing? S are they weren't announcing that like out in the hallways? No And people weren't like fucking

Stepping on people's heads to get in like the who and shit just like people get entrapled That'll be amazing Just one person yeah, just one person no, no if somebody could just have a bad concussion trying to get in, it would be nice. Yeah, like an EMT has to check them out. Like a craft skull. Probably be you. Or you'll lock.

Yeah, right. Yeah, I fall off the side of the stage, I like my hip. But the panel went really well, except they give us moderators. And I usually, I'm like, I don't want to moderate, unless we know them, like we're personal, like friends with them. And these are nice guys.

What's up? The moderators are from a podcast called Comic Dads. I guess they, they, their dads and they talk about comic books and shit. We did something with them last year and this year they're moderating our panel but they all do the same thing where they ask these questions and I have no choice because it's a reflection on me where I'm like this is so boring. Did they ask a shared universe question that was so involved and then went on to ask a second one and that's where I had to step in I go you guys gotta be fucking kidding me

I said there you're shelling for them. There's no fucking way There's no way in 45 minutes. You're like well have enough time for all this including multiple questions about shared universe shit I was like they're asking about like what what podcast applications do you use to podcast? I'm like this isn't a fucking podcasting panel nobody I told them I was like dude nobody gives a shit about that I was like they want to hear about other stuff. I was like at least ask question No, nobody at the person that's a question was the moderator on the panel and that's why I had to spank him It's not everyone You don't want to do it. I don't want to have to do it

But I got to do it because the alternative is like everyone's gonna be bored Like you're assuming everyone out here cares about a podcasting up Yeah, you keep asking questions about shared universe. That's fucking guaranteed to happen Because the biggest be able to pick their business the biggest Well, that's the other thing. We're on the west coast They were jazz to hear you shut down the chance and the talk about their their podcast I thought we're there for them have a fucking shared universe panel. You want it so bad? We're on the west coast. I'm like, yeah, how many you people are gonna go to the fucking east coast and like let's fucking

You know while we're here. Let's see Ellis Island We'll go to New York. We'll go to the Freedom Tower, and then on the way, we'll swing around to Shared Universe and record a podcast for some fucking reason. And the biggest problem with questions about a Shared Universe is that those guys are going to answer them. It's a complete waste for me getting that. Oh my god, I couldn't believe it. I think the soloners right there. Yeah, yeah, just the two of them Here Amazon's looking to buy Oh, Bezos. Yeah So yeah, that was the

That was the The Khan pretty much. Oh, no wait, something else happened, where it made me think that something we've been talking about recently. So we went to the four color demon meetup and I'm sitting with one of this guy Frank, he's one of the-

Was that a sorrow too? No, there was plenty of room there. Yeah, it was lots of room. So I'm sitting there with one of room there. There's lots of room. So I'm sitting there with one of the guys Frank, bullet-and, and yeah. Could it be Frank 7? Give me a second, yeah. So it's a bunch of us. It's like me and Mike and I, Haller-in and Marilyn and then this guy Frank and maybe four or five other people.

Let's go, Laura. And then there's just these three women sitting over like away from us. They're not with us. And it's an outdoor seating area. So it's like, it's just us and then those three ladies. So I send the three ladies a round of drinks from Frank who's engaged. So now we can talk about how his girlfriend is going to break up with him because he just is girlfriend there?

No, but that doesn't mean that it can't come out, can't be leaked, right? But here's my plan anyway. So I send the round of drinks. This is another crawl where there's attempt. It wasn't an attempt. So so I waited a little while and then I go over to the girls and I was like He can't even bring himself to come over here But my friend checked his bank account online and he's not gonna be able to take care of those dreams and then I just walked away

And they were pissed But they were so pissy and We were laughing about it. So there's doing over there a little bit and then the waitress like as she's like going to move something knocks one of the full beers over onto one of the ladies. So now not only is she thinks she's the favorite of the drink but now it's in her purse. Shit. It's all over. But then ultimately, ultimately, we bought the round of drinks and like there didn't it was like 25 bucks. So we bought that.

And so like we were joking around back and forth during that like flirtatious, like flirtatious like by proxy for him through that. And he says Ming has more fun than him at Walmart. Uh-huh. This is pretty fun. And as the leaders are walking out, he's like, I can't do anything anyway. I'm engaged.

I can't just yell at him. And I say, this, this fucking guy is all right. We're talking about stripping Frank three of his title. Oh Come on man. I I'm not opposed to stripping him of his title, but I don't want to give someone a number three though. I Still think it's not even a patreon guy. Why am I so eager to strip him of his title? He's an asshole. Yeah, man It's not he has just gone completely like radio silent. He doesn't care.

He doesn't care about that. Didn't we see him recently? Somewhere? Well, thanks a lot. The last time I saw him was at Bulgurthon. He is totally disinterested. Wow. He doesn't care.

Shouldn't we send him a letter? Let him know that he's kind of like reactivators. It's too long. Well, register better than he has to like, you know, like, like, he's been some. Yeah, we'll serve him. Yeah. That work. In front of everyone. Respond to this.

In one hour. Sure. Of your Frank. He's like, I don't really like being called Frank three anyway. I've said that many times. Really fan of the whole podcast and being Frank three. I've said that many times. I really, I think I really fan of the whole podcast and being Frank three. I think it's made him uncomfortable. Yeah, he wasn't ready for the fame. It's just like you can't go anywhere. The responsibility. I am not opposed to it's like I stopped checking in a four square. This this Frank you met making him seven. I'm not opposed to making anybody who

signs up on patreon whose name Frank right down the not lying they get a no automatically now our Frank number one is dead. Frank number two still alive. Yeah Frank number one now does is that is that like a jersey in the rafters? Yeah even though he did sell stickers of a very questionable nature. Which I just found. I have one too. It's insane isn't it? Yeah, even though he did sell stickers of a very questionable nature. Which I just found. I have one to insane. Back your car.

Yeah. Yeah. I tried to get started with a void rape. Just say yes to go on the back of my car. And she's a topless girl sitting on a bush. But this boy and Afro like she's a white girl with a giant Afro. That was something he had so many of them. Yeah. I bought like 20 foot. Patreon gift. Recreate them somehow. If you want to give me a thing, I think I'm

going to stay away. And they were asking for those foil ones. Yeah. This part of the, let me tell you, recreating those stickers would not those stickers, but foil stickers would be a good Patreon. We did it with the, the barons. We've already done it. Foil stickers. Jeez. We did. We were sleeping at the wheel kill. You don't know. I'm not I'm not on the wheel. The the number of things you don't get you don't even want to know. Mmm. I got your baseball jersey. Got your hat. Yeah. Baseball cards. I got your posters. The hats. So somewhere in my hat right now you're gonna see this a lot on me. This is gonna be my go-to hat for now. I have to go back to print on the hat then maybe because that you make let people know maybe we'll do the hat again

Maybe in a different color. It's a patron. Yeah, because there's so many people want the hats now I've had to turn away so many people now. I wouldn't mind like a blue and gray. Like blue and gray. Yeah Yeah, I hate the Yankees No hats no hats for anyone except for me on Father's Day. Like, Civil War, the North. Where did they, the blue and the blue? They were the good guys. They were the good guys.

Yeah, the rain, the Johnny ribs. You guys are both wearing your TSD hats. They're fucking awesome. I really like it. I can't wear them. I can't wear them. They had, though. The TSD had, it just feels weird for me to be wearing my own hat I've heard that bands that's in one of those on written rules that you never wear your own you know in merch

Somebody to tell Michael's that doesn't he wear oh no he doesn't iron maiden is definitely one of those bands Really every one of the band has has an iron maiden shirt on yeah, on. Yeah, do you want to come see Iron Maiden? Where at? Barclays up in Brooklyn. Are you going to a box? No, I'm just getting to it now. I think a box. General admission, man.

Floor seats. Far out of way to the people. That's all right. Far out of the front. I don't think they, I think they only have like 10 boxes there. I'm not sure that they're going to give it up to the guy from Primal Jogers. I think we're never-ass. Have you got to figure out that they probably have a lot of guests?

Yeah, you're right. This request does not surprise me. This new champagne taste Walt Flanagan, because there is a rumor going around town oh oh sandbagging really involving me I'm intrigued because very rarely do rumors that attach themselves to me right well this this rumor mill kind of reliable tells me that Walt Flanagan

I don't I don't haven't seen the cut of your pants today I heard this story and I was like I would do that by jaw was open I was like and he didn't say no and he's like no I was open. I was like and he didn't say no and he's like no. So what I tell you tell me tell me you can you go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Like here's what Ming told me after Walt told him. So I went to Boston for many vacation like a weekend vacation. I was at an army Navy store. Okay. I brought some camel pants. Mm-hmm. And they're too big. And I remember you stating how great the bank denim surgeon called, right? Yeah, denim surgeon.

And I said to myself, you know what, I'm gonna go over there and I'm gonna get my pants taken. I'm a man of memes. I've never thought this before. I've never stepped into a Taylor's. Well, because you thought no Taylor's existed anymore. Remember, like it wasn't that long ago that you're like, there's no such thing.

So I say, I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna see what I can do. You see what they can help me with these pants? And first off, I'm very self-conscious because they're not jeans. And I'm not sure if I'm being an idiot walking in there with out don't grease. I'm also self-conscious

because I was wearing the pants and had to take them off. Yeah, she's seen that I was pantsless. So I walked in there and I'm like, just a wearer with no pants and tidy, hide these shirt tucked around the sack. And the denim surgeon is only like two doors away from us in the back of the bag. She's right there. Yeah, she's that close to us. Never been in there. So I walk in and I'm like, and I'm fumbling already because I'm like, I don't know if you can work on these kind of pants, I said,

but I had a friend who said, you know, highly recommended you, but I have these cargo pants that are way too big for me. And I don't know if you can do it. And she says, well, do you work on surplus clothing by any chance? How are you with canvas? Then she goes, yeah, you can put them on right there. And she just points to like a shower curtain, like right at the right.

You're in a little changing, right? Like right next door where you walk in. Well, it's a very tiny business, but yeah. Very, very tiny. And I'm like, so that's your security, if case somebody like a gust of wind or a car drives by fast, because the door's open. It's like that there's no shower curtain

is my only protection from. I'm worried that you were gonna make my friend call you. Look, man, but I could see this is gonna. She's not the one. I'm also bears mentioning that the door. Hard drugs? That the door faces a parking lot. So how fast they would have to be going through a parking lot to create a gust?

Well, I'm a little leery of walking in there and taking my clothes off and coming out, you know, but I do it anyway. So I don't want to look like a bumpkin. So I... Too late, you're bringing in camel pants to get tailored. Jesus Christ. You know I'm refined, right? I mean... So I'm behind the curtain.

I take my pants off, and I put my cargo pants on, my new cargo pants, and I hear a voice come in, and I hear that. Hey! I got to get some panta. Ooh, behind the curtain. What a shape. It's true. Oh, you can't.

Some figure, lady. Look at my car bar real fast. shape it's true oh he's gonna consume some figure lady So I know it's him and I step out from behind the curtain and I don't I don't I don't even But I don't do anything crazy or like and try to like you know like make a scene that oh this is my friend here I just step out and It takes him a good five seconds. He looks right at me. And he doesn't know it's me. I can tell he doesn't know it's me.

It took a good five seconds for the recognition. And then he's like, oh, shit. What are you doing here? Because you're in a tailor. It would be like if he went downstairs a meal the night and you were standing in his living room. Like, what is it so strange to see me outside the stash though? It's not outside the stash outside the stash in a place where you're like what is going

on that would necessitate Walt being a teller you know he didn't get his suit tellers so I can only imagine. Now before I stepped that from behind the curtain. He was picking up some clothes there and He was a pockets redone. He was a pilotizing because he hadn't picked them up and so long and He was making a lot of excuses of why he wasn't able to pick him up. I have AIDS Cool friend. Yeah, don't see shit I mean it's it's shocking, but it's good to hear you know Is anyone gonna get their pants tailored or?

There's my friend walk. No, no, no, no, I haven't stepped out yet. Somebody's fucking doing, and just the orbit of our insane little world. It's been like, I'm having to do with stand there. And just the orbit of our insane little world So I have I haven't stepped out yet and I hear the ladies he goes how much do I owe you for whatever Whatever service she's rendered and she says on my mother's life Give me find me a cup of coffee Find me a cup of coffee, but he's a super repeat customer Okay, so and then I step back. Did you hear the oh so you don't hear the original price? I'm not a coffee. Buy me a cup of coffee. But he's a super repeat customer. Okay. So, and then I step out.

Did you hear the original price? I don't know what the original price is. So I step out, he recognizes me, and he says, oh, this is my friend, and he works over there. And he goes, and Brian Quinn. You know, recommend that by Brian Quinn. He put that photo in there. Did you drop Brian Quinn's name? He says that in front of her. He says that.

And I go, no, no. And I don't even really want to talk to him while I'm there. Because he's acting like, you know, he's acting like that weird, kind of like nervous. He's about to act. He's about to say that. I don't know how to act either, but. He's not saying I'm just touching him.

I'm not sure these two, like, they're going to rob me. Like, they met in prison or something and they're like we've got a plan Those two people have known each other for decades would be this awkward with each other. Yeah, it was really awkward. Oh, you know me? Talking with this cow a cup of coffee. That's like a three bucks cup of coffee so she then begins to do her pinning on me like she has me stand up and again I'm like well we're doing this right here like right in front of Ming we have pants on though right I have pants on but like I thought you know how do you a fucking like like Islamic fundamentalist like they're gonna see your ankles who gives it shit

I've never been to a tailor before and I've heard Stories yeah, oh with the trunk club that they're the cup your balls You dress right in line. Yeah, and I'm like I don't Pretty too Kai. She's a tractor woman so now you know you have a male tailor that can hand that can take care of me I don't ask that You wouldn't fit in with the three of us here. Like goddamn places so small. So she starts doing that and then he leaves. He's just staring and watching through the window. She and I have it about the second pair and I go,

do I have to put those? He's just driving back and forth from the point here. Trying to get that breeze going as well. Guantilla and he's like, so you like coffee? It's like speaking so you like coffee But so she I thought she wouldn't have to I wouldn't have to put the second pair of pants on she's already got What I thought the same pants? Same cargo pants, but a different texture. These were like a different color cargo.

And I'm like, oh, I have to put those pants on too. You just think enough information from... You're like, I want some pockets at it. These Cargo pants. They only have 14. So I got to put those on too. I would go through it again. And then she starts to ring me up.

She goes, you could put a deposit down on him if you want, if you don't have, if you, you know, if you don't have the full amount, I'm like, full. I can't buy a cup of coffee, I feel like, I'm definitely gonna have enough for the full amount. And she fucking writes out, guess how much it was for me to get those pants to And these were the pants were originally like 30 bucks you said something like

$1 each they cost me okay so grand total is 60 bucks for two pairs of pants I would say between for both of them between 80 and a hundred dollars more Really? I got the I got the slip in here. It's it's fucking insanity It's it's fucking insanity. It's insanity. I kept my receipt. I mean you should hopefully can write that shit off your taxes because when you hear how much it was. You know how much it was. Yeah, Ming told me. It was $200 and fucking ten dollars. Oh, that's that's that's I told my wife and my kids

and they're like you got taken you got got taken, they're going, go ahead and bring it on. I got the receipt in here. I'm not giving you a loan. $210, I put $30 down. Any sane person would never go back, although it's tough because you're two doors away. They were pretty big, but they were large as though. They were like MC Hammer fans.

They were $210, that's the only thing I the things. I mean, I have to receipt. I just don't know where it is. You had $180 balance. I don't know. One of those old fashioned ones. I thought she normally charged me like 50 bucks a pair. Well, apparently, when I told Ming, he's like, well, why don't you just say you were friends with Q?

And I'm like, why would I do that, though? Why would that make a difference to anybody? And he goes well that's why you had to pay that price then he goes. But he did mention though that you knew him. Like Ming did mention it. $210. That does that seems like a lot for just the Heming or she's bringing them in all the way up the like tapering. Oh a tapering is a little different. Again yourself from fucking Apollo Creed pants I still think that's high, but I thought it was a little outrageous too, and so I don't want to look like again Yeah, I've never stepped down to the tailer. I'm like I've been so careful to not look like a bumpkin up to this point I figured that's just okay

Well, I you live and learn. That's what you remember that she changed the inside of Ming's pants for 50 bucks a shot. But a cup of coffee she said. Well, that's because if he really reasoned you know that a cup of coffee was in the offering was because Ming came in. Otherwise, you wouldn't have assumed. Right. I know. I mean, he's probably never thought it was that much. And he's probably he probably gave a half up front. And she was like the guy's here all the time. He's got a fetus kids too.

But three and a half times the cost of the pants for each one? My balance is 180. Well, I think that mainly what's happening is people generally won't get expensive pants, tell. Right. Yeah. They don't bring something off like,

like Collinswood or something. They're not bringing pants from there. It's a lot. I'm not gonna lie, it's a lot, but I know that the quality of her work is excellent. Now why were you not like, I had no idea it was gonna cost that much. There's no way.

What's the price of an idea, Miss? No, it's 180. 180 plus the 30 you put down would have been 210. Oh, it's 180 altogether. 180 altogether? 180 altogether. The $35 deposit price you are $145. Oh, okay. All right.

Okay. It wasn't 210. I apologize. It's, it's still not. It's still free times that combined a full like tapers 55 dollars after a local business I really don't and the and the ham the hamming drawstring you're getting a drawstring put in okay I think the bottom of the bottom of the the second syndrome there's their army pants I'm army guy. Well that's $35 to do the

hamlet and dress from bottom. The full leg table is what I get which is used to be $50 now it's $55. Okay so how much did she charge to size your military beret? So I didn't get taken. You didn't get taken. Okay good. You didn't get taken. Well no you didn't get taken but you overspent on pants. You would charge me this. That's what she would charge. She charged me $50 for the leg tape ring. I guess it raised $5 over the years. I think you're okay. You're gonna look great.

She's excellent. Are you having a gun in the back yet? You're still waiting. Yeah, you're just... Where will you debut? Where will I post? Friendly is a pretty good place. Can we get some shots of them?

Can we get some shots of them? We'll put them up on Twitter and shit so people can see how tiny you look. Well, I got you deserve to look good in those pants. Thank you. I really wish though that I had known that before. You wonder if the guy wears track pants for 51 years. He's finally like, you know what? I got to upgrade my wardrobe. Why would he tell you that? I've never told this story on TSD. He was laughing about it. He told I got care. Remember when we were going to we're taking a ride up to the airport. Oh, this shit that this sounds like so what did your wife say was your wife like don't pick them up or like why did you do that or she didn't care. She was like

well did you did you take the pants and walk away or did you leave the pants with her? Is she doing the work? I was like she's doing the work. She's on and you got to pay for them then Yeah, what are you gonna do? You live and learn don't you Stupid ass girls take a good look at him. Look at this sucker. Yeah, do better for yourselves Fucking sucker This this is definitely Fucking sucker. This this is definitely

White people shit like white people problems, I guess you would hashtag it as okay, but Coming back from the cut now you're gonna hashtag it at all But I'm coming back from the con and when I go to check in I noticed that I'm like in one of the last rows in the middle seat And I always asked like please just like I don't need to be fancy, but I need extra leg room. I'm just too tall So when I see that I'm like, well fuck it. I'm gonna change my seat now There's only one seat available in the entire plane and it's the first class But it's 300 bucks How long's the flight? It's like it was like almost five hours. Oh, that's so worth it It ended up the seat itself was worth it

But this is united and I'm not gonna go on and fuck you know it but but but but when it comes time for the meal the ladies like Hey It's you know for lunch. We only have chicken Chicken and rice and I don't really want that. She's like, well, you know what? I could try to get one of these snack boxes for you, because we don't have any. There's any other shit.

So I'm like, all right, I'll get the cheeseburger. And when she brings the cheeseburger, it doesn't have cheese on it, because they don't have any cheese. The burger's pretty burned up. She's like, we also don't have any condiments. Oh my God. I would love that burger So it's age that's what I was thinking yeah a little bit of ketchup she would go with but yeah

You would have loved it because I've seen the shit you eat like that burn through. Oh my god It's the same way not a med cow worm in sight. I'm not a no pink. Yeah, my burgers bro. Yeah But I'm like what kind of airline and that because I don't know why I had to make that caveat I like it everybody knew it anyway Just a little reminder I don't know in my opinion. No United's the best airline. I usually like them Yeah, but this I was like who planned this shit then because the lady was like you know I think I brought something in my lunch that they had like 500 packets of hot sauce which people normally put on burgers and like who am I fucking

here looking like? Do you want to do that? Well now she like one time they were like, what do you always carry in your person? She's like hot sauce because she was trying to pander to black people and I called her out on it. She called out. Yeah. And then she has one thing in Mayo that was for her lunch and I was like, I don't want to take your mayo for your lunch She's like, no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. So finally I took it But I'm like I did pay an extra three hundred dollars like Yeah, that looks like shit to the guy next to me got it really Do you talk to people on planes like when you're on trans strangers mean either very rarely it has happened It's usually

Like a stunner. Mm-hmm really nice looking guy or of course. I mean uh or We're sometimes I would say 98% of the time I got my buds in You learn from me. I did learn from you and I am ignoring everything That's I do I like when I'm in there. I've headphones this size on like you can't sling shit Yeah, but sometimes you got a real cork or like a really like pretty girl. So you just passed the time. Yeah, shoot the shit To know in there really didn't know and I'll drink a little bit Yeah, you know feel good about yourself for a couple hours Like I could I could got Yeah, that's all right, huh? It's fine. I did wonder though, I'm like, well, you just say fuck it, right?

There's nothing you can do. He's trying to help you. It's not like she's being like, sir. But the airline itself, I'm just like, no, she was super sweet. But the airline itself, I'm just like, oh, that's so crappy planning. You know what, Moser said something to me recently, actually, like two years ago. And he was like, can we just stop pretending that every time you leave the house,

everything's gonna go well. Just get it through your head, that's not. And then it's just the ill-unjust and have the extra meal. I wasn't even that hungry, but I was like, this is kind of fucked up. That's a weird mode of thinking for him. I didn't think he was that That's like he was a bit more positive than that No, I think he is being positive. I think the point is don't let it bother you like stop stop stop just

Roll with the punches assuming no that it's everything's gonna go badly. No, no He's saying don't assume everything's gonna go perfect. Oh, okay. He's like just roll with the punch You know that's my philosophy. Everything's gonna go badly. He's like, just roll with the punch. That's my philosophy. Everything's gonna go badly. Yeah, he's like, and you know what? It's a good philosophy. Going back to the tailor though, how much of your wardrobe is touched by tailor hands?

Not much, she's done. You can buy off the peg. Off the rack, they call it the peg. Yeah around here comic book stores. Yeah usually it's off the rack. Yeah my part is this. Are you talking about men getting pegs somewhere? Did he teach you that don't listen to him? Well what I use to buy jeans that I'm taking out because I don't like skinny jeans.

I like a generous seat. Yeah, you don't like skinny jeans No, I don't think that's what you turn jerse into right if they're tapering down She said it's gonna look so fly though. Yeah, no, I'm gonna see your well-tale when you're walking down the street Tabit isn't necessarily skinny tapered is just Yeah, I don't know. I don't like it. So you, so you would say what percentage of your wardrobe is tailored then? Cause I don't know. Am I going to get addicted to tailored clothing? I would say that you just complained about like, I don't understand why I didn't cost a cup of coffee.

Because you told me I didn't get. I wasn't getting a host. No, everybody's been telling me I've been, I was like, I got a lollipop for a head. No, well's all they sucker But now that you've told me otherwise I feel like I made the right decisions you did you look good You like the way they look but you you paid the you pay the same price You're good though. That'll be a problem. Yeah, then Dave is gonna tear up the pants She's like no more of these tailored pants for you Everybody can see your thighs.

Yeah. You're not a fan. I'm all saying to look like Carl Weathers. Why, uh, why, Marigree, you weren't Carl Weathers. So I want the Carl Weathers. What's the Marigree Carl Weathers talking to me? Oh, Jacks. Yeah, Billy D was at the con.

Hold on. What's he doing? Billy D? Yeah, I looked around. He was in the new Star Wars movie, right? Yeah. I wasn't aware of that. Well, it says he's all over the trailer.

They needed him. Oh, yeah, they needed him. They needed him. They're going to be fixing that last jet. I fuck up for 10 years. Yeah, you think so? I think so. They got to come out.

They got to hit this one out of the park or else it's a real bad Stumble yeah, they got a they're basically giving JJ a copy of Another band movie come on all right three in a row Good there would be a point. I think what people would be like just fuck this man really I Mean last Jedi what it didn't happen with the fucking fan of menace and attacking the clones Well, well, they got they got a But it did though, but it did though. They didn't make they didn't make any more movies until Disney bought them Right, so I think that gave people are like all right. Well Lucas is out of it

So mate, we'll give it another shot. I think force awakens was good good enough certainly for people to be like Okay, and then last Jedi just came and just fucking diarrhea all over the screen for two hours Dary it just blessed and like a skunk sprayed diarrhea all over the world was diarrhea. Yeah, I read no No, I read like like like a like a verb Dyer reared Make that up. There's had a real thing that real lingo now? I don't think I reared. Is the verb now. I don't.

Well, I met a slag. I met a slag. Yeah, I was just like, you just coined it. Yeah, I coined it. Now speaking of Star Wars and what we're just talking about right now, the response to, I'm not one of someone who can't pronounce R, puts so many R's into a word unnecessarily. Kind of being a man.

But the response to I saw comics 300 that tell them Steve they did. Yeah. Many many demands for me knew to do a comic book podcast. Really? Yeah. How would love to do that? I would love to do that. Really? Just when your schedule frees up, I think we

should definitely promise that on the Patreon. Oh, like hard to do. Or like no like no DBA. Can we do it in can we do it in July? Oh, I could do whatever I just didn't think you were ever oh man. I would love to do that. Yeah, all right Then we'll pick certain things I don't have that in my life You can have it. I want it. Yeah, I want to put it on that five-dollar fuck of patron tier two Just so it'll be yeah, because I don't mean, I don't know if anybody else wants, like, if there's, there was definitely some people

who want to hear it, but I don't know if like, if it's that popular, just talk about comics though. Well, I mean, if Mike and Ming are ready, part of Go by I'd say, must be able to give a shit. Yeah, we'll pick a certain era or certain series. Hey, I'm rereading all the crisis now. The original, Mar Wolfman press.

I'm working my way through that, and I'm going to go to infinite crisis. I'm going to do all the crisis. Storylines. Mingshul H. I'm halfway through. Which one you up to, right? You'll start off at the first? Yeah, I'm halfway through the first one

Yeah, I love that as a kid, but when you read it now through four year old I'm holy shit Dude, there's a lot of standing around the people being talking to themselves going like look at super girl She's so selfless. She's such a hero. Why can't I be what she is like out loud to themselves is a lot of those red clouds Yeah, and and pariah the I character is like always looking scared and shit He's like no, it is my doom. It is my curse and it is cheesy, but I'm like this is what it was Yeah, I mean, it's they were getting paid by the word feels like yeah, yeah, it is wrong That artist is still I love it though. It looks amazing. It looks amazing

So yeah, if you want to you want to do one on the crisis. I would do one on all the crisis. Yeah. I read them all. So it would be infinite. Well, the crisis. Right. I mean, if you're going to do all the major events, you could do like legends.

You can do like we just follow all the DC. Let's do that. Yeah. Well, yeah. That came down the pike from like 84. Oh man, Kingdom comes when my favorite storyline right up to the current day. That could be our I love The art jammy. I love it. Who wants to talk about erectile dysfunction Yeah, I heard that I really do have to talk about that. We do we we call it we buy comics

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kind of reminds me of the Adam and Eve kind of thing because this is this is all used for one thing. Okay. But what's wrong with that? I don't know. It's just like that. That's like, say we should respect it. Member of the community, you know, it's like a carried away. What? What? What's the member of the community?

Who's respecting you? All the other vendors and retailers and red bank. Oh, yeah. Name one that you talk to and you feel respected, but Jack, Jack, because you pay rent. It's somebody who you don't have some financial obligation to Yeah, don't count the fucking seamstress either I think all the vendors who have to look up to one of them the grandfathers on the street because we've been here Probably as some of the longest

That's true people always do respect their elders and hold what they say in the elders and hold what they say in a in regard come on man i was here when they were fucking still in diapers i know you were fucking and now you're in diapers and they're still young now there's nothing wrong with this look at it i just want to say something tragic happened like you had him i want you to give it his stamp of approval

yeah people have problems, man. Some people have problems getting it out. Yeah, that's like saying if somebody got sick, you're like, oh, well, you know, you can't give them medicine. Does they got a sick cock? You got help, I'm curious. They're coughing itself. Yeah, I want people to have a very satisfying,

I want the ants to feel veer off. People with like, you know know other kinds of diseases though I would feel a little bit better than now What is it what's a more serious disease and not being able to get hard when you want to fuck someone? Yeah, it's serious. It is but it's but I'd be able to hold my head up a little bit higher if I was helping someone get better from like the measles Rather than what some anti-vaxxer fucking idiot fucking let them die of measles then they don't want the vaccine so badly You don't have to raise money for it go get a fucking measles vaccination you fucking asshole Is not being a moron I just bet like a disease that's not doesn't have the connotation that

That here's here's where you But what's wrong with that? I'm not saying you know in certain company you wouldn't like talk about like you know what I'm doing I'm spreading the word of helping people get Harder longer erections rather than like you talk about that if the next family Yeah, it's not something you would bring up, but I could bring up like hey I'm really involved with the company that's making a difference in people's lives who are suffering. Have you ever heard of Modell Fabric?

It's like sitting on a cloud with your balls on a fucking whatever the fuck. Give it a cue so I can't. Nobody gives a fuck. Nobody cares. I'm following it. Well this isn't just for guys who can't perform. It's for any guy who wants extra function to enhance their performance in the bedroom. For instance, most guys talk a

good game, but if you're one and done, Bluetooth can help you can even help you follow through for round two. Does that something that people want? Like if you're like, do you want round two ever anymore? Oh my God. I don't know. Like I don't know if like if round two would be appreciated though. Round two, you like you'd be shoot away. Right? She'd be flush and blotchew down the toilet. God, go to bed. I'm like round a gross. Get away from me. Yeah, it's round two. You don't think like if, like, let's say you plan a day we especially, we like, you know what, today. Is round two. We're gonna do as many times as we can.

Over the course of the entire 24 hour span. I think like what, you don't wanna go see a movie. We came in between. That's what I'm saying. Like, you're gonna have to be in between. Yeah, well, if I got Bluetooth, I don't need to go see a movie. Right, but I'm just out of control. You should.

I'm talking to several things. Like fucking reaffirmandness. Yeah. You know, it's like playing a piano with his eyes. Fucking out of his head. You know, I think it would be a nice fun intimate day for you and your lady to be like today's the day. We're gonna fucking as many times as we can.

We're gonna do it. We have 10 rounds and then I'm knock out. No pressure. No, no, no, we say 10 rounds. I don't know if multiple rounds is the uh usually when I bang at chick every round there's a knockout somewhere. I don't know. I think this way but this would be for our people and our age group right. I mean this is not. Clouto isn't probably for our people in our age group, right? I mean, this is not. But Chiu isn't probably for the people who really want to go multiple rounds, right? No, because they're just doing it. So like you have the ability to stupid youngsters.

Come with like, you know, make sure your partner wants multiple rounds. Yeah, we can't be held accountable for people like women right and then being like, look, you guys advertise this shit like he can buy underwear healthy snacks or whatever other bullshit you guys are peddling the nela granola where's that shit nature box they must have so many people drew the parallel to a nature box being a pussy and they got pissed and fucking disall the company Wow, all right, so it's prescribed online

It's straight to your door and discrete package so you don't have to go to the doctor in the pharmacy No more awkwardness which you hate you're curing awkwardness. How can you get that a prescription? Online no, don't you have to go for like some blood work? you I guess not I mean according to this you don't you have to go for like some blood work? You I guess not I mean according to this you don't have to This is like extends they're made now. This is like actual medicine. It's it's like the same active ingredient as Yeah, it's not on the stock covered by patents anymore. No, not recovered by patents anymore. Does it make it grow longer?

I don't believe Oh, you take it Oh, I agree. Well the blue stuff I've taken it Yeah, I want to see how it works tell them Steve Dave. Well, we're not even done with the commercial yet I don't want to hear anymore though. Why do I? I don't even need blue chute right now They're made in the USA. Yeah, I wanted to see how it was. Really? There's nothing wrong with it, right?

It was fucking great. Yeah. It was more in terrified than it was going to like, you know, like, you know, one of those three day hard on. Burn sea room or something? Yeah, they never really crossed my mind. Like, wouldn't go away. I'd be okay with that, I think.

I, I, I, never. No, it was fine. It was, it was fun. Felt good. Mm. It was more important than that. I've been that. I agree. Oh, you can get, you can get vanilla granola just on Amazon. So I guess. Oh, yeah. So it's still in business. What do I happen? What do I have up on us? I don't know, but now I'm just going to order this vanilla granola of Amazon and

unless nature box wants to come and get us back. You ready to quit Amazon? Come back to us. You fucked up, ASUS. All right, Bluetooth. So are you going to go back in? So it's made in the USA, which is a big deal because you don't want this Chinese or Indian counter-fitch. Now, I want to go read fentanyl and shit. They prepare and ship directly. They're cheaper than in a pharmacy.

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He didn't even give me prescription, just gave me samples. See, not everybody has the fucking sack like you to walk in and be like, the dick could be harder. No, give me some. I didn't even say that. I was literally like, I just want to try it. I want to see what it's like in the examples. Yeah.

So not everybody has the balls in the bravado of a queue. No. You know, like if God forbid it should happen to you and you gotta do something like this isn't blue-tru the way you'd want to go. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm all turned around. Um, so that's good.

Because all you fucking limp dick motherfuckers out there. Yeah, you don't have to be. You don't have to be. The fucking great thing about this world, man. Is like, are caveman ancestors? There was nothing they could do. Loathe a stoster on. Caveman Brie.

Well, they would get, he's fucking off in himself. They would try to get like dinosaur horns. Yeah. And they scrapped it on. Which doctors knew and they would take the horn of a dinosaur dinosaur and oh grind it up like tiger penis and shit. Yeah, well, we know how good that works. You get go to blue chew dot com. Get your first shipment free. Use that special promo code TSD and just pay five dollars shipping again that's BLUE chew dot com promo code TSD to try it free. BlueTew is the better, cheaper, faster choice. And it's written here, so I guess we got to fucking do it.

We thank them for sponsoring the podcast. What are you saying? Thanks, BlueTew. So this is the same active ingredient. Then I'll send in some free samples. Yeah, you can check your emails. You've been off. I get samples. I'm not saying that I'm gonna slip you some, but I got you covered. Don't worry about it. Yeah. When I'm blue chewed.com, we're all taking care of. Did you really? Yeah. I got you. Well, do we get free samples from shit a little

time? And I just don't know about it. You didn't have it. I think you're I'm at you bro. You can have it all. I mean just gonna be some boot you. I mean that back because I just saw you. What email is this going to? I never saw this. I saw emails going. I don't know if there maybe you weren't CCed on it, but I saw emails where we were gonna get from samples. Decapcom Decah. Yeah. Well Pete, well the perception of the podcast change now that we're we've ventured into this territory. The other like 30 now. Why? I don't know. I've always go, we've kind of been wholesome up to this point.

Emily? I think so. I like to think of us as having a wholesome soul. Why is sex not wholesome? I mean, I'm a, well, you know, I thought it was fucked up. That's why. I know well, you know, I fucked up that's why Married sex. Yeah, didn't we just do a thing on patreon? We're trying to piss people off. He's trying to get people to go crazy Like that stupid mother Did you do a thing with him going down on a peach last week? I don't want to peach last week. Shh. Shh.

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Yeah, I didn't work You don't want though. I didn't want it you were you knew that I don't want to see get him going down on a thing I knew you were gonna fucking just rip that figure up and Yeah, we're talking like curls around there. You knew it, you just took some fucking blue troopers. It's going nuts. You know those guys would have been all intimidated. You straddle up to that. Yeah, I just pretend to suck a cock instead.

She was here. So if you're not on a patron, you're just gonna get on the $5 tier. No, it's $10, right? No, no, the video is gonna be released to the $5 tier That's because I want to see it. I want everybody to see this because I guess it's a game changer. We're gonna be talking about it Yeah, I'm gonna send you the video when it's cut please and it's like an old-fashioned Pushy I used a high-eating contest an old-fashioned

I was a pilot in the whole fashion contest. I'm a fucking hairpie. And a man and Troy, it was the judge on who we did at the best. And it was Brian, Gidham and Jeff. And I just say it's just, it's a revolution. It's anybody's game for real. It's revolutionizing podcasting. I have a, so if you are not a good honest, we'll finally earn our walk of fame on the Hollywood walk of fame the star

I don't know if podcasting is recognized by Hollywood for it for getting a star I think you can buy your own star you should be by your own star it's like 30 grand is not what I want to do like I like to go find me yeah yeah I see yes Steve fucking people do it for the first podcast I have a fucking oh we I doubt with it for we gotta do this with like Joe Rogan maybe I don't know Yeah, I'm gonna look into it. I'll look into it Well as we're talking let me see if there's any podcasts on the walk

Right we should we should by rights, be in the book of world records for having the first ever podcast episode, released on vinyl. We should, I don't know why we weren't. A lot of people make that claim and then there, because I think we got to get shot at that. We'd ambush them. Yeah, you know, they'd shout it down by the answer,

let them know. No, no, no. It's been done, bitch. There was a pod who did it in 2000 whatever We're not good with years. We are not Hollywood walk of fame podcast Looks like one like Jimmy Kimmel likes who knows I mean we got to do this. Please Yes, that would be pretty cool. We'm going to get my assistant on this.

A couple of weeks ago, we, a queue had a impractical joker, he said a tender line, whoever legally I got to say. No, I have a show that you see up in New York. Well, he can sign. No, no, no, no. The one that I went to, the Catskills one. Catskills, right, sorry, sorry, next time, right? So at one point in the day, I read a joke to Q that I came up with and it was a snap.

Remember the old snaps like your mama's so fat, she uses a BCR as a beeper, back when beepers were all the rage. So I wrote a snap that your mama's so senile, she forgot the lyrics to the Liberty Mutable Jingle. Now it's not a great joke because as we'll find out a minute, because you have to take a second and be like, oh yeah, that's right, the only word is liberty.

Liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty. So I'm defending the honor of the joke and the integrity of the joke to cue and to to Mary Beth. And everybody's like, your joke stinks. And why don't you use like me, I'll mix instead, but I was like, you know what? I'm going to stay true to the joke. I'm not changing it. And then Q said, well, you know what? We'll test it. Have an audience of 5,000 people. We have to find it. He's got to have 5,000 people in an audience.

And he's like, oh, run it by him. So that's what he does. In the open in the show, I'm like, I need you guys to judge. I say, don't say you like it if you don't. You don't know where I stand on it. I might not like the jokes. Don't do what you think I want to hear is this a good joke Resoundingly almost unanimously not a good joke

Well, the only people who weren't booing are the people who didn't really know what the joke was They kind of figured out and then once they did they're like boo I got booed He got booed and like boo, I got booed. He got booed and like my proxy, I got booed. But not my proxy. I pointed you out as a person who wrote the joke. Spotlight fell upon him. I was dig a grin of the chip of people still booed. But there was something so awesome about being able to have that many people react negatively and not care about it. And what I have here, but you missed the best part. What was it?

He got up to get a drink. I didn't realize that. I think later on towards the end of the show, I slipped the joke into the show and I got a fucking people, people really liked the timing of where I put it and they weren't expecting it. It was a callback.

It was a callback and it worked really well. And I look out and he was fucking nowhere to be found. I was going to get, I was drowning my sorrows. It's like I'm never going to make it in this business. So it can work under the right conditions. Right. I just needed to be in the hands of a professional. I just had to marinate just a bit. Right. Before it was appreciated. It was ahead of its time really by like, I don't know, 30 minutes or 75 minutes. But I have here the card that I wrote it down on and Q actually read from on stage and I signed it and Q will sign it and the first person after hearing this to tweet say hashtag Liberty Mutual will send them this card. I think that's

a nice little giveaway right? Q sign something the stage used. Do you ever send that dick magnet shirt out? Send what? Do you ever send that dick magnet shirt out? I don't know. He's not the guy. He never answered me. He never answered me. He's gone got a great road track record for mail stuff out. Can you sign this and give it to Waltz?

He can send it out. No, I would. If that guy's listening right now. I saw it in the drawer just the other day. You know, I thought, oh, holy shit, this fucking thing is still here. I emailed him twice. I was like, dude, you won. You give it to somebody else? Never heard back. All right, I'll it in the drawer just the other day, you know, probably shit this fucking thing is still here I emailed him twice. I was like dude you won and never heard back All right, I'll get running all new contests. Well, that was for what that what was that one for?

Well, remember we had like we had the over by contest and we were supposed to have that That was for it the Harry S no because the the girl won it was the girl who won the over by contest wasn't a guy But we did you did immediately say you want to have a Harry ass contest for guys so is that what we're doing next oh no no that was a joke I want to skip that one too okay well I mean you've done not so super ball that kind of shit I thought maybe we just forward them tall to me so what else is that it for the week I guess this is you're off to LA more of LA but I don't think because because I guess so. This is a few year off to LA. I'm off to LA, but I don't think, because on episode drop this week.

Yeah. So this is for next week, and then I'm back the week after. So I'm not even a missing episode. I'm actually a miss a beat. Feels good. I hate why I hate why I'm missing episode. Because I know you guys are having so much fun

and there's so many good jokes coming and I'm missing them all. Yeah, I was happy that you're good at making it, because I'm like, I want to talk these pants. And I'm just fucking great. I would never would have told that. Yeah, I would never would have thought that was worthy of you mentioning. Well, I just, I know the like, the moment of like, they're fucking how much.

Yeah. And you're, Also, that's one of the reasons because I was so like, I don't wanna let anybody the listeners that think I'm some sort of fucking hick, you know, they could just get, they can just take me for everything I got. Like the denim surgeon, dude. Well, yeah, I think, yeah.

Well, that's a thing, they're not like, oh yeah, you're really a doctor because the prices are insane. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. I think by this point, most people are like, he's just ignorant.

Oh, no. You don't know. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hey, this episode is not over. That's right. There is some bonus content following the episode that you're about to listen to. And this bonus content comes from the newest Frank. That's right. Frank number seven or three.

I'm not sure what we decided upon in the episode, but he recorded the comic bookman panel at the convention that Bri references in the episode you guys just listened to, so we thought it would be nice to include that audio so you guys have some frame of reference to what was going on in the episode that Bri was talking about. I also want to shout out a quick recovery to Danielle, who is recovering from surgery. Sure, all the answer, wishing her the most speed of recoveries on her surgery. All right, all right, let's listen to this bonus panel

content from a con that Brian, Mike, and Ming, we're at a couple weeks ago. All right, thanks guys. I love it. What do you guys got for us? Oh, okay. Well, what do we got? First, I want to publicly show you someone.

I know you're not supposed to do that anymore, but Cat, she was Carl Wether or Sandler. Yes, Rude, what could have been made up and asked it by Carl Wether. That's how that was all. Well, Carl Wether or Samuel wasn't asked to. Now hold on, how many people would pay to see that? Yes. Where do we add that as a feature of the idea? So we're thinking about it for the bar on the phone.

So if you're around the bar on your VIP member, you might get a show. So Carl Weathers is the minus table. So I wrote a note that said, Carl Weathers ancient and I saw things naked. And I put it on his table so he looked found it. So he goes back to his table and I assumed he found it and said that I told Ming, or we told Ming, hey, Carl Weathers wants to meet you. I'm just about to say, come on, Carl Weathers wants to meet you. I'm not so bad. Then who am I going to want to wipe?

Really? Paul Kree wants to make sure he can go over any tricks himself. And then we could watch him hit my Carl Weathers. But then his assistant had like, she's like, I don't even know what it wants. I just put it to the side. So if you see Kat, just give her a thumbs down. And if you see Carl Weathers, tell them that Ming Chen's always called to get it out. If anyone wants to fight, would you take down Carl Weathers, tell them that Ming Chanc is always called shit about it. If anyone wants to fight, would you take down Carl Weathers?

Like today, let's say today, I mean, I was like, can I just ask your chances over lunch? And you have four, man. What chances? Oh, you know, Holt Bard? I was talking to the futurism? No, we're talking about Ming being loaded into a body bag in the card. So, like MMA style, like no-hold barred? I don't know. I don't know. He would stab you with a neck with a pen.

What was your move on the no-hold barred situation? I think like, no, smaller than him. So, like, I would just run around him real quick, like kick him in the dots every so often. You look very agile. Yeah. I don't like he's a wagon train. You see he's still a great shame he's gonna be in the menal orings. Why don't you just present yourself to Carl Wences. and you're self-departal when you're starting to run over. And then this is the only chance you have. Maybe the old two pit fight, he hits you and you hit the floor kind of thing.

And then you more like make sure that they're like on your bitch. Pretty much. That's it. Yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna go hit that. And then he's like, who's just making a chance we're talking about. It still has no clue. He's like, I have no clue who you are by my side. You're my bitch now, I guess.

I can take you first off. We're gonna pop that to my ex-missarionist bitch now, I guess I can take you for a stop Yeah Code whether Gender when it comes to the word bitch so mean is definitely a bitch That does bring up a valuable question. Okay, so hey, notice that you're the one that gets picked on. We watched the show. We've seen you live. As you see it has an ended. I'm on the same end as part of the comic gun.

So I just want to know how you handle it. Like you seem like you handle it well though. Yeah, I mean, I mean, you look at the guys making fun of me. Like, that guy's making fun of me. Like that's something. Him? Or him? I mean, you look at the guys making fun of me. Like, that guy's making fun of me. I think that's what it was. Look at how this thing goes. No dignity, like, wants attention at any cost.

That goes a long way. A very long way. A very long way. Yeah, that, I mean, that in like 20 plus years of abuse. Just kind of used the dumbest. Yeah, he's a sense of past, yes. He's gonna look like the better white's just keep talking about it. I've got a bit of a...

Can we take a, like, a go-fun recently and get a psychiatric help? Yeah. You're gonna put a tifter down here for all you guys. You'll come out of it and be like, you're gonna have a stronger bitch than him. We say, yeah, really? Is that also a lot to do way I'm using the word bitch? I'm actually a part of tab, say difference, right? Oh, yeah, oh, I drink a lot too, and let a jabison, that helps.

Let a jabison. So why don't y'all explain the shared universe and what it is? For those that don't know, I mean, they're kind of revitalizing it and working the podcast game in a way that's never been done. So the show here is something we enjoyed watching and where they come from, who's the brainchild? I think we'll, the brainchild, the Ming and I were like, oh shit, comic book men's not gonna last forever. I know, what do we do now? Yeah, I've been spending like a drunken sample or so. We're gonna Oh shit, comic bookman's not gonna last forever. I know, what do we do now?

I've been spending like a drunken sample, so we're gonna have something to fall back on. So, maybe you guys pocket change, let's open up podcast studio. So, we ended up, actually, we came up with the name, and we actually had a prototype studio and it was in the same building that

Rob Bruce had his offices in so that should tell you something if you don't know who Rob Bruce is. Rob Bruce was our quote unquote expert on comic book man. In case you're wondering though this is not part of the sleep study, this is really... of the sleep Sunday. This is really... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! So, we ended up there and we were paying rent to this guy that we assumed was our landlord and turns out he didn't own the building. So... Oh! We got... We got a week to get our stuff out of there with the real owners actually found out that like you're not supposed to be there

your squatters were demolishing the building in a weekend if you're not you know out of there your screw or dead and the way that goes to it's like in cereal they're like a certain amount of like rat hairs or like little eggs or in it I think when they knock it building down there's a certain number of hobos that allow to take with them. I think the number of names is quite, and you guys probably know. It would have been so. It would have been the quota.

No, actually New Jersey's 12. So I think Rob Bruce wasn't a building when I was knocked down and just got up and like Dustin himself off and started pulling his crap out. I'm like, no, I can still sell this. I think a shared universe, I think I had a bumpy start, I remember. Ming was a little bit of a dream color, right? Then it might take you to see an glorious property once.

Oh, yeah, he did. Yeah, he said he'd help me to see this building. It's like, we could open on the podcast studio. Well, you know, you got to go into the whole story, but he went there early and I remember. Mike was very excited. Yes, one day you're on KB8 AM tomorrow morning, like here on the street. I'm like, okay, we're not bringing car weather's with me. And I remember we met there, and we were then, there was a real estate agent, you know, in a real estate agent.

It's like, hey, I'm here to show you guys the building. Like, what the hell? What the hell? Fuck building. She's soft, you know. What the fuck? I'm going to go and make sure this is like a glorious, four-story building right now.

It's a red bank. It was amazing. And I'm like, why are we looking at a building? And I'm like, what do you think? I'll get a studio. Let's open one up here. And go to the real estate agent. And I'm like, how much is this building?

She's like $2.5 million. I know like did you like inherit a bunch of money or something? Did you are you like are you wealthy and know you didn't somebody? No. Why are we looking at two and a half million dollar building? You saw me you were going to float mine. Yeah I was. I don't have that kind of budget. Where would we look to tell me that now? Yeah, why are we going to help out our partnerships this all right? Why are we looking at my family? Dr. Bill, he's on for a while huh? Three big right folks?

Yeah! And he got to support you, huh? Now they're in a $500 a month soon. Yeah, yeah, I re-killed three people. Three really, you can't do anything bullshit Little kids you pay attention to this We talk about you Yeah

You That's just the way Take a look at him It's true We can't even see how many things I suck at Right? The only thing I'm good at is pretending my friends are married or in some sort of like quasi-day relationship.

That is my literally my only talent. So you're very good at it. Don't dream of being like, I'm going to be the president because you're listening to this in Kennedy or something. I just didn't want to be a ring. So you got to fuck. What's that? I didn't want to be a ring boy.

I didn't want to talk. I didn't want to be a ring boy. I didn't want to talk. I didn't want to. I didn't want to be a ring boy. I didn't want to go in the wrong place. You got to just fuck. I didn't want to go in the wrong place. Do you want to go in the wrong place? I don't want to go in the wrong place. I don't want to go in the wrong place. You sure I have any dreams of all of them? You sure I have any dreams of all of them? You sure I have any dreams of all of them?

You sure I have any dreams of all of them? You sure I have any dreams of all of them? You sure I have any dreams of all of them? You sure I have any dreams of all of them? You sure I have any dreams of all of them? You sure I have any dreams of all of them? You sure I have any dreams of all of them? You sure I have any dreams of all of them? You sure I have any dreams of all of them? We can all time. The end is near. I got to take the most. Or the end of death. I swear to God. Did that answer a question? I would have shared your presence.

Yeah, small things. Is everybody having an idea of what shared your presence? No, they were on podcast studio. We actually, we opened it up for, we opened the space up. It's like ultimate man cave. We've got a whole bunch of like, you know, the crap on the walls. And we're like, why not share this with other people?

And people come in and respond very well to, you know, that external stimuli. Go ahead, Brian. There you go. Oh, what can I have to that? I mean, well, since they know to share universe, what are you doing with two time? Ryan the science enjoying corn, all the pros with the states. Hey, true.

These guys they blow up and they forgot where they came from You gotta keep it real and I excel at that. I'm good at making fun of my friends and keep them in real. All right Those are two things that are more supportive of life that I could play with my friends and keep them real. All right, those are two things, but it's important to let. Now, I still do the podcast of my friend Walt who was an alcoholic man and Brian Quinn and his honorable Joker's. We do Tom's deep dive from the store to the poker table.

That is so raggedy. It's not nice up on leather. It's like this thin plastic leather stuff that peels off the land. It scratches your arms and should, you know, it's painful. I mean, I can't believe why we can't get an apartment table. We just go, so yeah, that's what I'm going to do. Patreon.

Yeah, you guys do a good job. Because, uh, you guys don't have a Patreon. How do you, how do you, patrons are out here? Give it all. A good number, man. I do like it, though. It's amazing. It's more fun than doing a TV show,

or you can do and say whenever you want. Frank Fides, we want to back off. That's what we found, too, is from the judges. We keep track of the fucks. When we get to two, we definitely move it to our end. You get to two? I can't go up one and three. You get to fly rated. You get to two? I can't go on one at a time. They fly out. Who rates is probably not a word.

Movies? Not us, but you know. Wait, you put a podcast on some of your rates. Or you got your rating? No, the EPA ratings to be MPa are rated. You can have our PG-15. Oh, I'm the movie in the movie. As it applies to the movies. Okay, and I know we were saying, I thought there was some rule that I think is first on, like you have to put on explicit or something. I think there is. We can put that on. I mean, you guys have a free grumb rant. You don't have to. You can't do it if you want. You can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't want people listening. You can't. Yeah, here, here. Yeah. You don't want people listening. Exactly. How thrilling is this? I don't know. So, I wonder what I think will be the next speed

about what I think is going to happen. I know it's about buildings that we were really thinking about. Yeah. Buildings are like we could have afford that. Yeah. Well, I'm moderators. Yes. I'm moderators.

Yeah, moderators. I'm moderators, I'm moderators I'm sorry, my moderators are okay. I shouldn't have said that. You're a tech... Alright, I'm going to show you the universe. I was checking it as a holy shit. How am I going to show you guys the heat of it? I'm going to show you guys the heat of it.

There's no... I'm going to have a second question about your universe. There's no modernist... There's no followers this is so far away. It's like, it's gonna be sad and not. Sometimes I spoke a lot of way to sometimes I'm like, is this real? This is not the real. Can you please tell me if this is real?

Oh my god. You should have asked one of the people, but the real people out in there, because because I think these guys have thick ones here. This is like a lot to you. No, it's mainly running back and forth between two chairs. Wow, that's great. How high are you right now? Not even.

Not really. I'm really close. I should be hired to take a long talk, share a universe quiz. And it's a fine studio, I'll get me wrong. They're internet, you know, a little spotty. But the rest of the studio is really nice, it makes me wish I've all finally got someone to soak goddamn sheep so we can have one. But, yeah, I can't, but go on, I want to hear the second shit. You'll see the beach for a second, I don't know how many more are going to fall.

Actually, I'm not here going to be talking about it anymore. There is absolutely nothing that can. Anybody who asks a question that has to be shared University of Illinois is not going to be working. Yeah, it's not going to be working. Your question, sir. It's incredible. So I noticed that you guys are also teaching me a lot of podcasts and turning X amount to come into

your studio and learn how to do it. Have you noticed that, like, have you trained anybody or said anybody other than actually seeing them of your... Who are your success stories as what you're asking? One second. Go on. Yes, we have. I mean, this all started because people come up to us at CODs like, hey, we live see your podcast.

We want to start one. How do we start one? We've given like a 10 minute lesson and it wasn't enough. I'm like, what if we had a place where we could teach us a little bit to our plans, where to draw the technology, and set up an episode. And then for the second hour, we know, how to set up an episode. And then, for the second hour, we would actually record a podcast that way they would have something to take home at the end of the class.

And, you know, we could send a lot more memorial to that. So, yeah. Yeah, we would, and then, you know, it would be good for heartbills because then we would, like, you got to come back every weekend and record now. And then, we're like, pushers. We're going to come back. Yeah, we can go.

It's a dig thing. It's fun. It's fun. And so they've come back every week. We just had one that just celebrated the one year anniversary. And rather than just telling them, hey, it was somewhere on one year anniversary,

they threw this whole live show of bands and comedians. And it was a whole big deal up in the next sound over. And I was like, wow, it was cool. It was cool to see something that we started. We've done that a couple of times with that was the Mollon cast that was always calling the shot. You're not writing these down, we should be doing it right now, to subscribe.

You've got to freaking out on your phone. So I'm not even kidding around. Rather than have you guys teach my kid podcasting, I would have a registered sex of underteach them in school. I'm not be kidding around. This is too bad to me. It's not fair. We can make that happen.

We can be known to some people. It is Jersey. No. I think basically what it boils down is like we have so much fun podcasting I'm sure you guys you know have a lot of what they have a ton of fun podcasting Can we teach other people how much fun this is and when and we've we've done we did do a Branden Johnson at Dendom to our podcast glass where it's like number one rule number one is get high before you podcast So it's it's just it's advice it's not you don't

have to do it I'm looking at you sir you're like licking your lips like I'm gonna I can't believe this but I also have shared you a risk question now oh wait sir your question has anyone come in where you guys have like on your old podcasting day and then you set them up and they do it and you have both felt like no way. Nobody's gonna care about these guys, they're taliless. They've got no chance. We still take their money. I mean, if we're business mad, I just wanna take their money because that would be taking away their dream. Of course. We know that Brian Johnson's is pretty big.

We would know that we all use, he does all our framing. He frames all our artwork and stuff. I mean, he can know that I'm going to do a podcast. I'm like, great, about what? It's like about framing. I don't know. Really want to talk about like framing is like, yeah, man. Look at how chill, real good.

Yeah. I don't know. I'm not going to come in and spit like, you got nothing to be on like, all right, let's do a podcast about framing and... Visualist, isn't it? Yeah, no, I did it with him. I did it with him. It's actually not.

Oh wow, bonus. I said, I would, I don't know. Extra episodes? That's like 10 minutes on a Martha's tour. No, you would go, you went like an hour, man. I think everyone was like, even would go, you went like an hour, where I think it was. It was like even about like how to frame anything. He was talking about the stuff that came in.

That's actually, it was really cool. He was talking like, yeah, this is a sign picture of Joe Frazier. And he talked about, oh, I'm trying to run that stuff. Yeah. I wasn't sure where I was going. I'm like, okay. But I would listen to it. Like if you was talking about like framing someone

for a crime, he committed a crime. That's your podcast, man. I'm gonna put it in the set. But I guess I didn't know Walt has done there a lot of the framing, but so he would spend half the episode telling me about all this stuff Walt brought down. I think he brought, you brought stuff down to him.

You know how many listeners you have, right? Like you can tell. Yes, it's a very niche market. Please tell me you're serving in crush. Oh, yeah, it almost did from box. Anyway, hundreds of people listen to what you talk about framing this point and say they listen to it, but we didn't say they downloaded it. We don't promise, you know, we just promise ourselves. But if that just goes through, there's a package about everything. But, Danyar, I know are framing pictures. Like, anyway, you can start it.

So, hopefully that will show you how you should anyone start it. The audience shouldn't. I don't care. Everyone can. I'm not going to stop anyone from podcasting, especially if they are coming to do a dinner studio or talk to yourself.

That's true. Well, you know I can't stop myself. Who are your guys and your favorite podcasters? You know who you're getting this paper podcast To the Do you listen to the podcast? You know Yeah, he spent so much time with him. I know the ones I did not listen to. I know this is true. You guys have not much as I can. You know I do because I reference things with him. No, you got it. You can do it from bottom up.

You can do it from bottom up. You can do it from bottom up. You need something to make fun of. So I pray thank you for adding your. I used to listen to sword and scale. Did anybody use the list in the sword and scale? No one? If you go back,

there's sword and scale this time, like we did. It's a really, really good crime, like true crime. Podcasts, but just recently you have this weird meltdown where it cuts someone in the seward on Twitter. It's strange, dude. He did that before you did? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I think you let IRL as the kids. Try it all right out. Try it. Wait a minute, where you're getting the rock. Twitter,, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I can't fight a podcast. At the time you go to the iTunes store, you look for a podcast. It always has 4.5 stars. Sure. I don't like them. Why?

Why didn't it get 5? What is it then? Is that 1.5 star rated? That's not right. How many stars do you have? Come on. Do you really do that? Are you guys on live stars?

Of course. Nice. Nice. You can't really trust that. Yeah, I know. I don't love funny jobs. I don't think. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think the trust of skill living, I still

comments it's far too. At other people. Yeah, we get this. Yeah, we get this. I like Chris Hark. We got just very laid back in the room, style. Like, you just even do a neutral. Like, you hear the breath of company into the door and that.

And you just start talking. And I like that counts. As a podcast. Goldberg. too. Yeah. Yeah, this young lady in the front row, fucks up, fucks up. As soon as things start talking, you yawned. So I was like, wow.

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Something to do about that line. I'm just, I'm a big boy by me. No. Yes. Do you have your child sitting right there? He's having a crazy talk.

So he's like,, he's not. He's like I had fun then. Sir, you're saying it's okay to lie. So, as long as there's no one like anything, it would be our elbow, if you were talking the truth. I don't think I ever claim to be interesting to hope so. You are. I like it.

The show that Ming was talking about, the one you're anniversary celebrate. I'm not even kidding if Ming wasn talking about, where you're the one year anniversary, so I'm not even kidding if Ming wasn't there, it would have been completely unlicable. Like, Ming saved it. If you can believe it, Ming saved it. That was crazy. You never got to brag in a moment.

Every so often you get every so often. Yeah. But you were there too. They invited him and he came. But he was like, what is this work? I'm like, I didn't know where you were. It was something totally different until like 10 seconds

before I went out to the hotel. Like, wait, this isn't this other podcast. I don't know what this is. And then we go, if you want to ask Brian anything, do, do me a favor, make sure he's high first. Because that's how we got tricked in the toilet. There's a bug that was smoking. That's not true, I take think. Yeah, yeah.

It's a whole cocktail. I listen to Armantown, Dan Harmon is pretty interesting. Just, you see this is like Coliseas, like we're right on you. I don't know, it's everything, the podcast. The TV show, that's pretty cool. And, damn it, the Flop House, they review a bad movie. It's the three guys who write us from the Daily Show in a bartender, which I think is most interesting.

Sounds like a good combination. Oh, yeah. I think you wanted to ask how many of the podcasts are on a shared universe. Oh yeah, the girl with the one shared in front of you. And I consider things you wanted to ask them. How many of the shared universe podcasts you guys listened to?

Some of them are so goddamn great. Oh, we have to listen to them all. Because we added them. And it's like, do you? OK. Do you want to get higher hands? Because they have higher hands. Yeah, we're gonna employees keep leaving Yeah, we're gonna you set the we're legit. There's no way you guys ready to lose my

I know he had a fight at most of them. Yeah Me give you a deal on that. Alright. Chinese they look like a lot of shit. I'm sorry, I have a heart attack with an A and C side off on that. They did not. So my casual misogynism is really bad, but your casual racism is okay. She's contributing to a global black market. Like, I'm glad to see you.

You're a lady. You're like, have something bigger than you. Because it demands a legit, how it's going to come out. It's like over the mood. The starter has not contacted us. I know and know. Is this a popular brand starter? It's a different genre like that? It's a project like that.

Are they still around? I didn't know. Starter triple fat goose like a kangol. Cangol? Yeah. Cangol's still acting. Yeah, it's a fun thing. Yeah, that's all.

That's all. So me, yes. As kind of a technology guy, that's ran since message boards today. How abreast you need to keep a new technology? How much do you have out there? Keeping it in your computer, I'm finding new wavelengths to get the podcast out and do. I keep all these comments.

I need all this money to buy all this gear and stuff for you. And then these guys, need all the money to buy all this gear and stuff for you. And then, and then these guys, whenever there's, there's stuff breaks like, being like, email doesn't work. Like, you come out with, and I'll see, I'm always thinking of stuff. They head over, they're all these images off the hard drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, guys, I have a little idea. Yeah, so I can't be called with these. I'm like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I never gonna hope it's just art. I mean, yeah. They head over, to give these images up my hard drive, and I'm the Brian.

Yeah, I think the funniest thing I wanted, Kevin is always breaking stuff, so he's always like, can I need this fix? And, you know, like my email didn't work, my iPhone wasn't working. And then I saw that die-hard movie where he plays a hacker called, like, the Warlock. It's like the ultimate hacker, and I'm looking at that movie and I'm just remembering the back of my head.

Like when you can... You know, instead of going to theater? Yeah, I know what that got. Yeah, I know what that got. Yeah, when he was like, yeah, he couldn't get it for me. He's been a little printed on his iPhone. So, what apps or what technology have you got people who are starting a podcast? You know, all of us on the West Coast can't exactly hop over to Jersey to go to Russia.

What's over on that? Just jump on the damn plank. Come on, that's technology, right? Yeah, no, we started doing remote classes on Skype now too, which is, so you're like, anybody, anybody can, you know, drink from our, our form of knowledge. But like, like, it might send him a bill. Get that on. Get that on.

I'm just moderating ourselves for God's sake. Good job, Andrew. They're gonna work with us, damn it. They're gonna work with us. They're gonna work with us. They're gonna work with you. They're gonna work with us. They're gonna work with you.

That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. You got to walk there. I think I have back you. Yellow doll. Is it okay to tell you my favorite key thing

that counts as real comic for characters? Well, there's a favorite key thing that happens to a comic with character. Okay. I was contesting when I was sharing you with someone. Yeah. I, I, I of alien and then to get it. You leave aliens or like that? I'm trying to, which aliens?

You have to make the distinction yourself. I tried to ask San Lee this question once, and his hearing was too bad to answer the problem. So maybe you guys can get it, okay? My favorite point, when I was a kid, things here that held lot of those aliens because close encounters with her, kind of, and all that stuff.

How old were you when we came out? 40. Yeah. Oh. So you broke? 51. You're supposed to get the same age as me? Yeah.

So you're a 10 or 11? You got out of your hair, right? We're on. And that song, yeah. All right, I, would you? Continue. Okay, here's a little bit of a... Whenever aliens attempt to adopt the incredible Hulk,

and they had him on a table, and they started to do experiments, I loved it when we completely trashed their ship, and it would crash back to Earth, and he'd walk away from the flames. I thought you were going to go someplace dark. Good. I'm really close to it. I really love doing that.

They pulled out the old jackhammer and... Well, they think of those. You know what I'm saying? They're just going to say that you're not there a couple of, you know, there's professional women, there's certain adults, idols, yes, super cool, you're like, super cool, a model about Supergirl and the whole one is like, it's substantial. So maybe you want to pick one of those up. So you're going to have to like, this is 16, hope, so you want to hold the whole, the whole, making a spaceship crash because I do felt like okay now it's safe. Yeah

The aliens are dead but there is this yummy radiated like out of control Preach If you rather get killed by some your xenophone Would you rather be pressed by the hulker pro to death by any? I feel like I'd have a fighting chance with the Hulk, the aliens would ask, How much do you have? The chance to have me against Hulk wills will. Thank you, I'm fighting.

I'm real hungry here. If you're nice, sometimes you say, home friend, and the aliens just get voluntarily forceful to be produced. You know, they voluntarily get involved. This sounds more like a memory than like a sea. You know this is a character, so you know what? It's a common compound. I don't judge this shit out of you right now. This is a character.

I'm judging the shit out of you right now. Sure universe like you actually talk to me. Hey, you guys just start that. You guys have done so much better with this than Stanley. You couldn't even hear what I was saying. Well, he was seen by the island being beaten by a Chandler. You know, I didn't even know what to do. I didn't even know what to do. He're gonna be like, no, I'm not. He was. I was saying anything that wasn't true.

Forgot. Murrow, really? I called him? Yeah, we did call that. He did. He did. He knew that that was common. You did. Who's got no questions? Yeah, right there. Right here.

The gentleman right here. So speaking of Stanley and comic book men and now that he's gone, what did he say to you when you got in the vehicle together? Why can't I always talk about this and how it's not very complimentary to someone on the show, not like main people it was a kid that was on the show. So it's better probably if I don't say that exactly. I did ask him like, does it just get super tiring of being the ambassador to comics where people come up to you try to talk you about Hulk and aliens and shit like that. He said, I actually just played like I'm death. He was like, he was like, I do what they could do.

Yeah. So I think like anyone else, San Jose, a guy who sometimes was like a mafum. I think it was a surprise. The other thing, yeah, he like sort of queued certain kids' talent. I guess you could say. Okay. I thought it was fine. If you could get a couple more episodes to get to 100 for Comp Bookman, do you have any ideas of what you would do for the episodes?

We may. We may have some episodes. Really, we're not saying that we do, but we're not saying we're not saying this definitely happened because you're on YouTube. Yeah, very recently though, we took a four-less-interrogate from New Jersey to New Orleans, the Shudda Dan Kevin's in a movie. Yeah, and why we were going down there, I was like, man, this would have made a hell of an episode. I was taking a road trip down to New Orleans. Like, shooting on a kids' on my reboot and then coming

and then making the trip back. But we got some good footage and some good audio from outside. You'll be hearing that on Patreon. Awesome. Where was the Tennessee? Where were we going? Yeah, Tennessee.

Yeah. We didn't have Tennessee. We didn't have Tennessee. And I guess the Tennessee, if you have a flea market stall, it's a lot that you have to have something with the Confederate flag. Yes, it's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of things. At least one, it's crazy how many Confederate flag.

I don't talk about like a half and like, like, Bantanis, but then they had like these big rub. Like, what is big is this? Yeah, like, giving it a huge, like somehow you're like cheesy, running like Asian, tiger, type design. But then like, everyone, like confederate flexion, it was really weird.

And the one with the cheesy Chinese tiger and the Confederate flag, I mean, that was the real good odds. I was like really amazed at that one. How many press arts can make me have? Or how many did the demands? I wish it was your question. I think you know, right? The number is Barry.

That was fun. I mean, I always like leaving the store, whatever we shut up the so-so. But we never really got to take like a long road trip like that. So I thought that would be fun. We were out at Ever Washington. we were out at in Ever Washington. Yeah, we were out of St. Aaron co-head quarters. And that was a lot of fun. It was a great weekend.

We were in town for 36 hours. This isn't as good as the places I need to rebuild this. Oh, that one is very great first. I mean, I never told you guys this. I'm not. I'm glad you did that. Everyone's worried. But why don't you're like, everyone's working. But why don't you say some of that?

It's a fact here. It's a fact here. God. I'm gonna say. So we took a trip down to New Orleans. Oops. Not damage. You're one of those.

Why are you trying to get me into that? Why are you trying to get me into that? I'm trying to get you into that. I'm trying to to let that go. My interest in technology went out the runner-up once. I'm not going to touch the edges of it. Because wall planning won't fly if you're unfamiliar with wall. He's a chicken shit. He will not fly if you walk into the plane for any reason. So when we had to do Kevin's movie,

the door of the news obviously we have to try. Now first, I had rented an SUV, and then Mike was like, man, I know I got a van. And what I assumed was that many men, and I thought she was supposed to be the van, and then it turned out to be like, almost a bus. We had an 18 person van,

and we're not transporting, you know, balance or anything with us. No, no, we haven't been able to talk about road proof. It's cleaning up. It was huge on Wheelie and a real PNES. But we all drove down there and drove back. But prior to that, like I always drive with wall, even though I don't want to.

I don't fish while I'm like, it hurt. It literally hurts now to take a road trip, get out of the museum, off-shoot up. So I asked Jordan, and I said, when we go down there, we'll want to record some patriots stuff. So can you tell me that they also have to drive them? And the truth is you guys could have flown,

but I asked them inside, and then you'd have to drive them. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, but we did all the different things. We are not allowed to drive down to be. But the weird thing is that I am volunteer to drive anyway. So, because I knew me when it comes to things that busy guys, but I'm like, we want all four of us.

So you just tell them they have to drive, they want questions. So you're a reporter this day, don't talk a couple of days on either end out of your life. Are you thinking that was some of the most fun we had? It was really the harsh laugh. I was so small. I'm glad you tricked me. But to be honest, what do you think I'm good? You thought it was gonna be bad? No, I thought it was here to go down anyway, because we were not talking about you and me

while we were driving. Was it a big, big spot you stopped at through your trip? Was it a shared universe? The car was fun. We almost slept with that man. We also tried to go to Six Flags over in Orlands. You know, it's the theme park that got killed by Katrina and shut down and they were going to reopen it and they didn't and it's falling in pieces. It looks like a dystopian amusement park that they are so careful to guard. Like, you could go to an open amusement park that is not as heavily guarded as it is.

And you really don't watch it go in. And it was not because we showed up and there was a guy who had to be like 85. He was a real old dude. And within the twilight, he was in his life. Repeatedly telling people, you cannot go in there, you can't take pictures of it, go away, and people just don't listen to them.

So he calls, like he gets on his phone and he calls a cop, a cop showed up, but the cop shows up, you know, like a brand new quarterback. Yeah, it's really weird. And he gets out and he's like, you guys gotta go. So how many times that cop goes there per day? Because the regular security guard is like the flash of cop was security guard. So completely admit, no one listens to him.

Like ladies, you respect the guy that shows up and they're like, what do you think of this? And it's like, well, yeah, can you do something with it? That's a blast. That's a story. All right. That was a stupid scenario. I was like, I'd read her a wall article,

and you five of them being the guy that people are like, fuck you, moogier. Yeah, but why were there other people started pulling up too? So, you know, this is a thing. And the really funny thing is that the people will pull up and they're like, oh look, it's a comic book guy. And we think, what do you think? You can't take pictures. You can't take pictures as shit here.

Or they won't be the trick, or they'll be the trick. They'll be the trick that you would send to security parties. You can't take pictures. You can't take pictures as shit here. They won't be the trick. They took the security guard. He's like, you can't take the pictures. Let me take the pictures for us. Just screw it around. And then they're like, you know who you are. They want to take pictures with us.

Well, they think of that in the security guard. It was completely unimpressed that we still could get in. So I'm thinking the guy who pulled up in the Corvette made for it by, you know, every every time he showed up he got like 20 bucks So four or five hundred times a day he's paying for that vet in a week and a half What's your biggest dream like what do you want? What's a crying crap off for you Let's make your big big big big big big big big big big big big what are you gonna do when you grow up?

straight. Let's take your make-dance, your big-dance, like that now. People are like, what are you gonna do when you grow up? I was going to be like at the end of the year, but... No, you're not. You're gonna be at the end of the year. I don't want any of your running jobs in your lab. But now what? Now, now. Now what do you settle for me? This is Brian Johnson. Oh, that would be horrible.

Now when you have to wait, like week to get into the future of school Are you still The only girls are good at now are Asian girls everyone The only girls who are good at mallard age girls, everyone knows that. You're not straight at your life. Are you the same mom who dragged around with the popper sticker? And you're actually straight at it. That's awesome. You fiddle with them.

I can make this D into an A. Good girl. I like that. Really pretty. Yeah, she's a brain. You sell forgery, huh? That's what you're going to be doing forging stuff. Hopefully, no.

Does anybody else have some questions for you? Is it down there? Are you just going to just bring enough people out of the crowd and make fun of you? Yeah, I hear you. You sure? I hear you. Hi. Are you?

Do you really want to ask your question, Anne? What do you think? So, I don't know what's the weird thing that's ever been stolen from somebody at the store and you pop it with it. Oh. I think you can call it. What's it? I was there in Instagram with a Batman ring. Yeah, someone stole a Batman ring.

It's not really an excellent story. It kind of sucks. And we stole a Batman ring with worth like a hundred bucks. And they got away with it, right? And they got away with it, yeah. Well, they didn't just get away with it. They tried to sell it back. They didn't even do anything about it. And Mike knew he was going to ring it. He didn't do anything about it.

I don't know why they didn't go over here for it. And one part now is that why did you stop that cake from the ring back? No, one part I had. He's like, do you have the ring? I thought you had the ring. And's like other of us have the ring who just pissed off me for like the next two weeks What am I gonna do tell the kid that you know, are we can't let you leave the store? No, you can't entertain them in New Jersey What's just forever child and try to come into the threat room? Wait a minute, wait a minute, I said I didn't find chapter description.

Maybe he is, not mine. Like really don't you should have thought the ring nobody's gonna find anyway exactly. So I was back down, you're gonna use Ray the bone. How did you know they're in the store? Because there was a box that said that band ring and there was no ring inside the box. That's not happening. Okay, well that happened to won't play new for the next. No, he couldn't be blamed.

And he was like, what the hell? That's when we got locks for our dislike habit. That's yours. Because it took us a while to catch on at that. And I feel like a lot of your doors people aren't going to steal stuff from him. Or making it a little bit more difficult. So OK, then how long before was the same kid that brought it

back to try to sell? I have no idea. We didn't see the kid. Like we have power in the counter, how would you know? It's cruel. But like a couple weeks later, someone bring the back to the room. The door rings back to ring those candles. Just so we know, it's like two years later. I mean, this is the long con.

Yeah. It's like two years later. It's like, holy crap. It's like holy crap. Tent you, did you try to sell it everywhere else, but here the police just stole it from. Alright, two years ago, by someone trying to sell the ring, what point did you suspect this might be for stolen ring? The fact that it was a Batman ring and someone stole it from our store. I mean, it doesn't take the world's greatest detective.

Well, because you didn't do anything about it. Well, I thought Walt had the ring. I had the ring. The kid had the ring. And he ran out of the store. So, there you go. Victimless crap, folks. What do you think?

But you're right, man. He returns to the scene of the crime. Yeah, I'm like, by this, Mike's like, or, right? Yeah, and by it, I actually balled up Walt and I can't. What do you think? You're like, I think that's a... He was like, I do a little bit of shit.

Yeah, Walt, my g-shitter, because I broke, you know, I can't get it any trouble. How many other staffs have you, like, have you, like, people get away with at the store? No, I think, really, he's like a cook and skewer to practically. Yeah, I got 50 bucks for that ring, it was great to kidnize, but the pros is. Is there ever anything that you guys wish would come to this store like something for? Wish you would get stolen from the store?

Wish you would get stolen from the store, but like some family childhood that that you're like in this Watson's store I'm buying them, and you guys occasionally would buy some of your own personal collection. Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents?

Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents?

Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? Love for my parents? I used to shuffle off in Relics of the 2. I didn't get any blood relatives. This is a hawkle. I'm a serial uncle. You think it dragged you to the panel though? I don't know. I got dragged into the panel. You got you to the panel though, so I don't know. No, I got dragged into the panel.

You got dragged into the panel. I'm a driver, she don't drive. Okay. Do you why? I'm a driver, drive, rewind. You're a retired truck driver, like Mars, Mars, I'm a... I don't know what you're thinking about.

Mars, Mars, I'm a truck driver, and Puma, Mars, I'm a truck driver. I don't know who you are. Mark's Mark is awesome. It's a truck driver. Yeah, Mark's Mark's. Yeah, Mark's Mark's Mark's. Thank you, doctor. Phoebe's big invention now. You're like, look at me. I don't watch Phoebe Herman.

It's a go-to substantial man. It's literally my only female truck driver reference. I'm sorry. I got Mark's Mark's back to that. I'm honoured. I don't know who that is. All right, look at Google it, right? You have Google? Okay, you have Google.

Yeah, you can recite. Yeah. Does anybody else have any questions? Do you have a question? She's a terrible glass-prime. What is your favorite super heroes? Oh, that's a plan. Why don't you take this one?

I got your answer. You watch do kids still watch SpongeBob? Every minute barnacle boy, that's it. Yeah. Oh, how can I top those two? That's impossible. I'm a big nightweight fan. You like nightweight? Yeah How about how about how about Cyclops your life Cyclops from the X-Men?

Sure you do. Why not? That seems to be shaking his head, so that's awesome. What about you? Try to outdo me. I can't outdo you. I like Hawkeye, I like to call it purple a lot, so like, this is the movie over there.

What's that? The movie, there. What's up? The movie over there. The color. Like, they're over it, open it up, and just go up. Yeah, she's like, they go, okay, he's like, yeah. She's like, yeah, she's gonna be goldberg. All that I noticed, like, anytime they make a child size event, they're sure they always leave off like widow

and Hawkeye, because there's not enough room on the shirt. So they just have the I'm gonna send a message and complete it. Okay, all the way from New Jersey to Tokyo. You didn't know we were going below the age of homes. I said, I'm not gonna make it work the trip. Nobody's coming to our booth. Nobody loves us anymore. Yeah, what's wrong? Yes, from last year? From the Jedi. I'm a state agent.

What I ask you is, am I my question? I can say this one. I'm anyway. You waited a whole year? No, no. You were going to be so disappointed. I didn't have two years ago. I grossed the amount of comic books. Yes, for an organ.

All right. Wait, the comic question. All right. What has been the most bizarre comics that you guys have ever seen come to the store? I think you have ever read. Since I know a lot of collection of films. Bizarre-Couple, bizarre comics. Robin Williams.

Robert Williams. Robert Williams. Oh, I'm a huge old man. I'm a huge old man. So, he won't let us go. And you guys watched that TV show The Jersey Shore, kind of like the opposite comic book men were like, make Jersey look real good. Were you out of your money? Yeah, they're yours.

That guy, that guy, Mike, the situation, he came on the comic book many series ones, called the situation. And like by day he would go in Jim Tan Laundry, by night he would turn into a comic book superhero called the situation. There was about four issues or six issues. I had no idea. And I think we had one issue and brought it back. I was like, fuck this, no. I came in a store one day and I started off a rack.

I did a double taker. Is there a situation that came with off a rack. I did a double taker. The situation came with the comic book before I did it. Or Mike, or I didn't. And I was like, this is weird. I was like, why did you order that? Because you had to order it in order to get out of the shelf. That was all planning it all.

All orders of the situation come up again. And then you did stayed out there for like two years. And then you picked it up. I did. But a week later, I, his rep is called the story like the situation we'd like to do a signing at Jensavovsk. It's that. Oh, how could you not? And why you didn't, you guys didn't do it. How could you not do that? Why is it all done? You didn't do it.

All planning does not do any signings except for, uh, the ones going to the captain's. The captain's. The captain's. Which are most of the captain signings. So, uh, I got that over great. And I think, uh, that probably do the worst comic I ever read. The ones going to the campus. Which are most of the campus signs. I've got those agreed. And I think that would probably be the worst comic ever read. I actually mind his hauntie, the girl who loved this wastika.

Dude, I didn't write it. You read it? So what? I've been a lot of stuff. Honestly, I think reading the situation is more important. I mean, it's not like you can't see the girl who loved the situation. I think she's swell. Next? Yeah, she's gonna do drugs. Yeah.

You don't wanna get me going on that. So, I'm gonna say. Yeah, well, we like them all. Yeah, she's awesome. Thanks, man. We had time for one more question. Oh, man, the ball and that guy had to stand up. So, how long do we have?

Who's on the balls? And do we care? Who's on the phone? And do we care? And can we bump them? Who's the last time I was saying that? It's a John Ratzon burger, because everybody else, I don't even share. It's the other lots of people, and it might be, oh, you know.

What is the other lots of video game? They might be able to take you as a video game. Hi, my name is Scott Summers. I thought, oh, I don't know. Hey, what's up? What's up? Don, I enjoy standing in your kids' sky. Come on, there's some of the summer's man. Yeah, your name is Scott Summers. I thought, oh, I don't know. What's up? What's up? What, don't enjoy Scandinavian kids, Scott?

Come on, let's do some of the Summers, man. Yeah, your question is over. Anyway, so, did you expect it more from me? No, I didn't. I can't expect nothing. I'm happy to be here. Thank you, sir. Thanks. Do you guys know how?

I'm really glad you guys took your book. I probably high up. Oh, it's it. Wait a minute. Wait high up. How is it? We said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said,-three, we just gave him another one of those and defend your title. Who else? Big win? You're right. Yeah, you're looking at a champion right here. I'm going to say one thing we all

have going up, $100 for that. And just, and I want all of the competitors who were there, especially since I think we'll all front and get the $100. I remember most of the $100. So anyway, when it take all, it was $1000. I was going to give everybody their $100 back. Ming went out and had a one dinner. I'm going to go out and have a $1000 dinner. That's not true. Right? Yeah, what rich?

$1.00 dinner. That's one ship, right? Yeah, one rich. One rich? One rich? Yeah. So, because you made a grant for food. So, I like food. We actually adjusted a competition.

It was me versus Gidham. Oh, that's a clash of the titans. For who's the manliest man come to? That's it. That enough. that Titan for who's the manliest man in concepts. I don't know. I haven't had enough. I don't know. Walter, yeah, Walter is throwing to get a can't tell you how it ends up because it's on our Patreon.

People pay, I want to do it away. But I think Walter, like, if we're going to do that kind of stuff, he wants to leave more towards, like, not bring our balls to deliver for, because it's just costing much. But yeah, sign up, ma'am, to the MMG. Oh, yeah. So you don't see it. Then you go up a tier, then.

Did you guys really have to put that to a competition? We did. Look, look, you did them. And somebody jumped in, I did, well that's why I'm asking these guys, it was like they sweat the stoster up. That's right, you know. Well, they sweat the piece of grease. Yeah, they sweat.

Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's give a big round of applause to the man. Alright, thank you.