Tell Em Steve-Dave - #413: Bagel Shrimp

Episode Date: July 15, 2019

Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.

You're dead, I'm getting so high. Yeah, I would. Want to get me something. Oh yeah, I'm just as guilty as Bagel Shrimp. There's no practical jokers, pops. I'm like, what the fuck do I know, I wonder? Hold on, let me put on my present and a fucking femt, or hat, you asshole. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave broadcasting from maybe one of the least dignified places. We're

down in the but it shows just exactly how committed we are. Yeah. That we would go to the stash basement. No doubt asbestis in the middle of the day. Blood paint? Haunted allegedly. Oh right that's right I forgot about that. So there's ghosts everywhere, there's toys. Yeah. There's this bestos. We're gonna get what's that uh if anybody needs any walking dead bobble heads I gotta line them. For you. R2D2 teapot. Yeah. There's a whole second stash down here. This is a real secret stash. So all kinds of stuff. The old fire has, like as a fireman, you look around or you like, what they think was going

to happen. Yeah, well they got sprinklers down here. Yeah. Which is nice. That's a lawn sprinkler that's constantly going but still. I was waiting for you to turn your head. It's a lawn sprinkler that's constantly going but still. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Show it up to we show up to record you don't seem much happier. Well, it's what a pump it Yeah, you're gonna hear you're gonna hear some industrial Check your nine-inch nails. Come on. I can't believe you and you you look you knew the sound immediately you sound like a

Man who does a little dyi or Pace for somebody Di dy do it yourself. Yeah D.m. Why I've been doing a lot of dm. Whyately. I've been doing a lot, but no, that's all fired apartment. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Start chopping it apart. What was it? Water pump? Yeah, it's a for the air conditioning all the condensation this pumps it out of the system. Gotcha. All right. Yeah., well, you're right. I'm fine. Are you down? There's a man in his fourth in July is over and there's no more pictures.

I just, just, just, just in one of those, you don't feel real funny tonight. I don't know if I ever feel funny, but, did I even less so than more? No, Spark. Yeah, yeah, I got a little, a low energy. Is this because I had the rescheduled? No, not at all. No.

I like comics. I think it's, it's, um, Which we, by the way, we could do this week. Okay. I leave for Comic Con on Thursday. Okay. After the show tonight, tomorrow I'll have Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday to come down and like do stuff.

Tell me today. Sweet. Or night. Yeah, preferably. So we don't have to come down into the basement. No. No. I'm super excited about I by comics. Yeah, preferably so you don't have to come down into the basement. No I'm super excited about iBike comics. I am I I was a lot of regret. Oh, what fucking recognition went out That's that's why I couldn't do it. Yeah, I mean so I was down there messing around with the your unit

The unit for for your castle must be insane Huh, it's like they took one from a defunct mall. It's units. It's just where it's bedroom. I do. My bedroom has its own. And my office, my bedroom is the one that went out or else I would have said, fuck it. He gave them has been without AC for 41 years. Two weeks now. If he had just lost that weight, he could have put Central Air in his house. Remember I offered him five grand. Oh, yeah, okay.

I couldn't figure out what you were going to be. He wouldn't be so fun. Sweaty. Yeah, exactly. Everything wouldn't be better. Yeah, he's been telling me it's been. It's been a difficult existence living without AC. Why's he in the unit?

He's, I don't know? He's one of those guys. It's like, if it breaks, it's like, oh well, it's broken now. There's a feeling of like... I'll buy the guy at fuck. No, I really don't know what, I guess he's going to try to find this elusive part from 1989

that he's a maid anymore. Oh, fuck him! You would've spent 50 years all the... You did like a hundred bucks to the fucking unit now. It's almost nothing yet for a lot of us. Just for his bedroom, right? Right. Oh, you...

Oh, that bedroom? The reek that must be the one for there. Like John Wayne Gacy's basement smell better. Yeah. His crawl space. Yeah. His crawl space. Exactly. Is that smile money? There it is.

It's been a while. Do you what you do for the fourth anything? I went to Sesame Place. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I took my niece, a six yearold niece who was staying with us while her parents were away and the whole family Why it was like going back in time it was like because nothing's changed there. It's probably the same basic client That you know, it was it was fun, but it's It's I told my of my daughters who have gone. I don't love my niece as much of them as I love my daughter.

No, that was fun. But I told them I was like, there's always going to be, every time we've gone, there's that one person in the K-Pool, an adult who's dressed in pants, frallicking around and I'm like, well, why? Like maybe, and I don't want to like judge and be like, well, maybe they're just Self-conscious about putting shorts on sure, but I lent to believe like what skin condition do they have that they don't want us to see Under those pants that they're not allowing themselves to walk around and you want that skin in the fucking pool Yeah, that's where I get a little like Anybody skin in it it like public pools and it's so disgusting. Everything smells like feet. You're like, yeah, I'll show it all came back and you're like, that's why I

Yeah, but it was I like I had a good time, but like there is you just can't take your eyes off that person who's dressed in for Evening wear in the pool and you're like, there's no way on earth that they just what they didn't know when they woke up this morning They were coming to the fucking sesame place. They knew, they weren't just, that doesn't just happen. Yeah. So why are they dressed like that? I tend to, like, my mind starts to, you know,

make probably things that aren't real, like, they have, like, something underneath that, they're closed that they don't want anybody to see, and, you know, I start to get nervous. Nervous, because you're like like I might catch whatever it is. There's a lot in the news lately about flesh eating bacteria. Sushing bacteria can't go to the Dominican Republic anymore. I wasn't going anyway.

But I was going there. Have you been? I wouldn't go to the... Never? No. Why? Why do you guys say that? I thought this was a tourist destination. People die left and right down there.

Yeah, I know now, but before that. I always felt like the type of place where she can go wrong. There's a lot of, I've read about it. There's a lot of crime and you want to, if you go, you want to stay in the resort. Right. And to me, there's a lot of crime at all these islanders or it's if you don't stay in your, I think, particularly though, like, do not walk outside. Oh, but Mute is not a crime in hell. I went to Mute and they told us not to, they told us not to go into certain sections. Really? Yeah.

The captain told us, you know, if you're gonna go, make sure you go in the tourist areas, don't be tempted to go into. It's interesting. I've been there and they never said that. The other reason. The bomb has had a good time. Nobody warned me about anything.

I asked about crime in the Bahamas. They left. Oh yeah. They're like this 200 people on the silent. I was like, yeah, so it takes us one. We're gonna know. Yeah. Burmute. I remember I went to Burmute. I wrote him like a mo petter out my friend like all over the island. Nobody was like, hey, don't go into this area. There were some poor areas though, I remember. Some like dilapidated neighborhoods and shit.

Nothing happened. You do anything for the fourth? Water pool. I was away for over two weeks and then I flew home in the third So the fourth and I didn't get home till the night of the third to the fourth was just like unpacking and and not talking I spent the money on like a dream. Yeah, I had it by myself. I Wish Tuesday Q was an employee. Yeah. Tuesday would be awesome. I would be fine.

No, I didn't really. I didn't talk to anybody. I was by myself for about 36 hours. It was nice. Are you one of those guys that, if you're in a better mood, where you one of these guys will like buy and stock up on fireworks like the major show. Not fireworks, border shows.

No. No, I'm not a fireworks. I used to be. Really? When Staten Island in the 80s was like, it was like everybody had. It was like Beijing. Oh yeah, it was nuts.

And then and castellan is everybody's like cop everybody father's uncle's a cop. So you feel you can do anything? Well one you could but two they would confiscate rules don't apply. It works. My finger. It hurt all the craft. One of my uncles was a cop and he used a common skate fireworks from people and then bring him right over to that place.

So he would just move to have this unmarked cop car show up every three hours with just these pots, these crates of fireworks that we just set them off. As a kid though, like that was the best. That was the fear you were like, you know what they're doing. They're just taking like, they're destroying them. They're just gonna take them and give them to their own kids. And that takes, I'm here to tell you, I never had confirmations until right now.

Every year, we never bought fireworks because we knew a coloring was gonna take place. Just take the neighbors. Yeah. And then the other day, I was at my buddy Pete's house, you know what buddy Pete, for his birthday and He said that the cops and his neighborhood came

Because it was setting off fireworks took half of them didn't take all of them right was like look How do you justify that? How do you walk up to something like I'm taking here for fireworks? Shut the fuck up and that's it. They just drive away. That's it. I mean every fucking paycheck Apparently, it's just the way it is everything you do have if it's somebody yet Really can fucking redistribute anyway, so No, the cops were trying to be cool. They were like look we were supposed to take them all Right but since we got a call here. They got called they have to show that They went I don't think it's like they used to be everything's computerized now

I don't think they could just do it. Oh, yeah, there's no bad lieutenants out there No, I think now it's like it comes up on a computer call for fireworks. They have to show that they went How you feeling then your voice sounds rough. Yeah, I'm going to show tonight too. I was wondering about that. It was, it took a little bit to recover from LA, and then I was sound the perfect, and then yesterday we shot a bit where we had the scream, and that's it.

Oh, man, do you have like a voice doctor? No, I'm going to see a, I'm going to go see a specialist in this couple of weeks though. Yeah, you're going to have to do some exercises, not exercise. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Yeah, you're going to have to do some experts, not experts. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Honey spray and shit. I don't know. It's been an ongoing issue.

Did you all soar? Or do you? It does. Not painfully sore, but it feels like it's an effort to talk. Which again, yesterday morning, it was fine. It was good old. It wasn't that always an effort to talk. I think the bigger effort is to hear or put it look like you're like pretend you're like I I went on a road trip to Ohio we had that Comic Con me Mike and Ming on the 7th or 8th or 7th and 8th I think.

But prior to that, we left to Me, Mary Beth and Sage went to her parents where her parents lived, like where she grew up and rented a cabin for like four days, four days. Same cabin as a parents. Same cabin as her parents. It was, yeah. But I don't think it was, I didn't feel like it was specific to them as much as for four days Being in a house with other people who do their own. Yeah I mean you're like oh my god like you you forget how much of a ritual you have when you get up

Don't want why so you had to rent the cabin they live in Yeah, they charged us rent So you were they grew up you said right? It's actually like only 20 minutes from their house But I guess they want to stay at the cabin too Nice place I would offer to stay at the house I would offer to stay at the house. I'm gonna be a sick of Gavin. Can I, uh, sit?

So no one's there now, it's empty right now. If anything I would've robbed. Her dad's a doctor, I would've looked for prescription pets and shit. But the house itself, like the, there's the middle floor, which is gray. Air condition felt gray. For whatever reason upstairs, and it's a huge cabin. Upstairs, there's no air conditioning. That's fucking like 95 degrees. Where are the bedrooms?

There's two bedrooms upstairs one on the middle floor and then in the basement and that's where Mary Beth and I stayed There were bunk beds I'll tell you I gotta tell you that cabin They did yeah, oh that was the sign you think yeah, they didn I gotta tell you that. Cool book, that cabin. They did, yeah. Oh, that was a sign. You think? Yeah, they didn't think that their little girl was ready for that behemoth to him. Right, yeah, this monster.

That may have been why they gave us the room, because I was like, hey, if you hear all sorts of matter of mowning and growing and coming from downstairs and as I'm smashing your little girl. So don't come down, all right? And he's like, go ahead, go downstairs. Bunk beds. Yeah. You took the top of the bottom. I took the bottom.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to risk breaking a hip when I'm trying to get down. Confirm there's suspicions that I'm too old. Lisa Docker was there. Yeah, right. Oh my god. Yeah, so we did that. Most of it centered around restaurants they wanted to go to.

They have a lot of favorite restaurants. Meet an ants and grandpa on all this other shit. We're in the same year, man, I'm having a lot of fun. And then there was the, you know what, the, the con. Yeah. Is there's never, there's never a conversation of like, the elephant in the room is never addressed? No, it isn't.

Except for one moment, one moment. I mean, how could I not, I mean, right? I mean, it's, it's, but one moment. I mean how could I not I mean right? I mean it's it's but I mean I've met them before so I mean if they addressed it again I might oh they didn't want they never addressed it the first one but if they had I mean it is what it is What are you gonna say hey you're old she's not it's like yeah, I know we all get it like what can I say how much money for you to leave I daughter alone That's a good conversation starter. All right.

Now we're talking. We're both going to get what we want out of this. I just, I already have the number. I'm just shoving it towards you. It's written on one of his prescription pictures. What did you get? I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about it.

What do you do? Like what do you do if? I don't think there's any chance in hell and I'm at a cabin. If we're going to a cabin it's like because I'm going to fucking kill you. Right. I'm going to kill you while you're while I'm on the guys of a family vacation and I'm going to... I'm going to be smart enough not to murder you violently though.

Right. I'll have my friend Brian do it. No, I'll poison you or I'll do something and it'll be over with what's the age range before you're not killing someone. She's about 22. 21. 21. Even 30, I would be like this is fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. 30, I'd be like there, you're not ready for it. I you're I, where did I go wrong? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, twice your age would be rough. Oh, yeah, I've not possible. I don't yeah, I think what if he's a nice guy though, like because I understand I understand you're like, I want to kill a guy. I want to be like, just get the fuck away. And you can't tell her because I will tell her what you mean, but she can listen to you. No, well, I mean, I imagine if it's like in the movies or on TV, you know, we're in love. You know, yeah, hello. Yeah, you're in love. But again, like I said, she's not that much younger

than you when you tied the knot. Right. But if someone her age, though, would be fine if you were going to get married in a couple of years. Oh, it's so hard to warn your kids against early marriage, too. Yeah, I know. You're too successful.

I would be, I would definitely, I wouldn't be like, well, okay, my other option is murder or acceptance. No, I would be like, let's try to discuss this and let's bring up everything and try to keep, try to have an open mind or have a discussion that let's bring up all the reasons why I think you're not ready and then you try to bring up that one or two the reason why you think you are

one or two who's not condescending all the reasons you're not ready you're going to practice So we go to the con and as I'm walking in the back, this is where the guests go. The guests go, yeah. I know you're about to say celebrities and check yourself for you. And as I as I'm walking up to like the loading dock areas, that's where everybody goes in. These two people burst through a door and it's this black guy in a security outfit and muse. And they're like tussling, you know, tussling, tussling a little bit. And I at first I'm like, Oh, they're fucking around. But then I see a little bit and I at first I'm like oh, they're fucking around

But then I see me use his face and I see that guy's face and They're not fucking around at all. What do you mean? Tussling like they were like like the guy had me used by his clothing like his oh my god And he was like shoving him out the door. He's a guest of the con this guy did not care and he said as much The guy didn't care. So he's like, uh, from what I catch in the very... Well, do you intervene? I do. Okay. I step in. Because I'm like, and when I, that's this black guy, and he's shorter than me by a couple inches. But if a pit bull could stand on its hind legs, like a muscular, I grabbed the guy, I could feel it.

And I'm like, I hope he's amenable to just separate. If he now sees me as an aggressor, I'm pretty sure it's not gonna go well. But like I grabbed him from behind, like took his arms and like pulled them back. And he's like, wow, what are you doing? And I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, I said, let him go, man. I was like, let him go.

And he was like, he's out of here. And that's when he did let him go. I don't think I'd anything to do with me. But he's like, you know, he's out of here. And there was another guy there who was like, well, he's a guest of the con. And he's like, I don't care. You know, he's, he's, he's mouthing.

He's giving me mouth or whatever he said. And I guess what happened was, Muse was talking to his assistant or handler or whatever. And he's like, go to the truck and blah, blah, blah. And like the security guard kept trying to like intervene and Muse was like, I got it. I got it. Don't worry about it. And it was a little too terse for this guy's liking, I suppose.

The security guard. So he's like, you're not going to talk to me like that. You're out of here. Oh my God. He's dragged him away, put him outside. And then somebody was like, not only like somebody was like, oh, he's a guest this guy didn't care. And he was just like, he's the, he's the guest star. He was like, he's the name.

He's the guy. And the guy's like, I don't care. He's out of here And that's when I said I was like Because he's a regular security guy. I said do you really have the authority to save her right out and But the funniest thing was as they were going back and forth was as the I didn't hear him say it, but the security guards dragging muse out, muse is like stating his case and blah, blah, blah. And one of the things that really seemed to get

to muse was the security guard was calling him ponytail boy. And muse was like, it's not a ponytail, it's a bun. I was like, I don't know that one's better than the other. In fact, one might be worse. And I would say that's the bun. But I was like, he put his hands on me. So it was so rough and so aggressive that like, it looked like a Vegas bouncer. When somebody's all totalled in the bouncer's face and the bouncer pushes a real hard

and the guy goes spilling out into the street, like he was really manhandling him and eventually the security guard walks away and I guess you know they settle it and shit. Now I'm thinking like if muse is out in solidarity, oh, how do you know? I was fine. I was going back to the cabin. Going back to the cabin. And fucking rubbing in old man, hotels face a little bit more, you know. But then we went inside, I guess the guy the security guard was like, okay, I overreacted. So he got sent home and then news got like a security shirt. And they made him some, some, some little sign on a printer that was like

you security for the day. Basically, like when you used to get on a plane, you were a pilot. Yeah, like they used to give kids the wings and shit. And this is their hope so that he wasn't going to. Well, their hopes weren't dashed because he was pretty excited. And I think they escaped a lawsuit by a pretty security guard for the day and a t-shirt.

That would have been a lot of fun. Very differently. If that was me, I couldn't believe what was happening. And I couldn't believe I got out of it. I feel bad for news. Because you can't really strike back to put it in a better way. He's new. He's new.

He can't really go as far as he probably would have gone if it was just some asshole on the street grabbing him. You know, he's not. Well, that's what he said. Afterwards, he was like, do I hit him? Yeah. And it's a whole thing, you know, I have to go to jail or we have to sort it out. You know, so he's really like he's got no wow and then the con itself was a con, you know, you know, how that goes um but the panel went real well, the panel was like here here's here's the timeline for me so the we were this is Sunday the panels at three we go three to four by four o'clock it's like we're just gonna leave.

So I leave and the panel went really well and there were a lot of people at the con and it was like a decent con money wise and all this other shit. So you leave on a high and then an hour later we stopped for dinner, me, sage and maribeth left that night, we stopped for dinner and at an applebees and there's some guy there who keeps looking at me like a waiter guy and then he comes over and he's like, oh, hey, you're you're you're Brian, you know, I love comic book man blah blah blah and I said cool I was like when I get done I was like we'll take a picture, but I think he misheard me so he immediately wants to take a picture right there So I stand up I take the picture and then I sit down and like this guy's really excited and by his excitement like other workers there Are looking and being like okay, maybe I haven't seen the show, but whatever and then some lady and I didn't hear this But some lady says

towards our table Like he's so excited to run around telling everybody about him and like nobody knows who he is and I'm like I didn't hear it I didn't hear it but then Mary Beth goes well that's fucking rude and like she doesn't speak up at all for any reason and I was like whoa what's like what and then then she tells me what she said and I'm like oh that's right that's who I am yeah okay she's right I'm like, oh that's right, that's who I am. Yeah, okay, she's right. I'm like, you fucking cunt. Like, I mean, dude, I get it all the time. People are like, I don't know who it is, but I guess I'll take a picture.

I get it all, it's like, oh, can I do you that favor? Yeah, how about this, I say now, I'm like, how about you don't get the picture and don't waste my time then? Yeah, it's a fuck off. Because then I'm in a position where it's like this one guy who's aware is excited And I have to prove to myself to all these other people especially the mouthy lady like no, no

I do have a certain level of You know you defend yourself. I'm defending something that I never fucking put out there in the first place Some of us wanted a burger man. I just wanted I wanted the dollar Bahama mama I wanted my burger. I wanted my shrimp fajitas and I wanted to leave Happy made to feel like oh But hey, I got a good hour of like hey that panel went well Why did it go well like what made it? I just thought it was funny Yeah, it went well

Yeah, cuz like you go into those things with like okay It's gonna be Q&A and then we have a moderator so you know you're gonna make fun of the moderator But like right before we went on I found out that the moderator Worked for a newspaper that just shut down so he'll be out of work in like two months You're looking at it differently. I looked at it is something the mock You're looking at it differently. I looked at it as something the mockers But so so we went we did a lot of stuff on the newspaper All that kind of shit. I just thought it was funny like I felt good walking away from it Not like all that tanked, you know, you can get tossed out like muse didn't get roughed up

Also didn't walk away with a security polo, but you know I don't know if I'm willing to pay the price and yeah so then the was Applebee's then oh my god the drive and the driving and it like somebody interviewed me there they're like oh it's the the youngstown business journal everyone they're asking me a couple questions about comic bookman and then they're like, you know, we, uh, because some auto company left and this place left, you know, we've lost like 30, 200 jobs in the past few months. Like if you were mayor, what would you do to revitalize the economy? I don't like what the fuck right?

I will question is that for a guy who was on a TV show. I'm standing with a banner with me making a TV show. Look where I'm standing. There's a banner with me making a stupid face right behind me. You think I should be in charge of, no matter how failing your economy is. Yeah, that desperate, that there like anybody. Yeah, what do you think? I mean, we're taking any suggestions at this point.

Yeah, I was the answer. I said that I would immediately criminalize anyone driving in the passing lane. That is going the speed limit or under the speed limit. So they're arrested, their car is impounded and sold and the money goes into the coffers of the town and also that person has to pay in order to get out of jail. Get a couple hundred bucks. So you're just going to rob the whole town. People who are annoying like that. Yeah. I mean, they do it anyway. You know, I get to get people because I know every time

you drive through Georgia, you'd be like, you're getting tickets. Right. And if you don't pay it, and there's no way to fight it, you know that there's no way to fight. You can't go back down there. You have to go back down there. It's not like New York where you can mail it in. Right. Like, if you want to fight, if you want to do anything with us, I'd just pay it. You have to go back down there. It's not like New York where you can mail it in. Like if you want to fight, if you want to do anything with us, just pay it, you have to go down to Georgia on a court day. So nobody's doing that. Now, so just get the people that are driving through town.

Get the people that are driving through town. Take that cause. Whoever, but driving that far, driving from here to Ohio and back, it gives you a special hatred for people. And it's like, would you get the fuck over? Please, please. And no matter how many times it happens, I'm equally shocked every time. It's like there's no diminishing return. It's always the same level of like, come on.

Yeah, driving here is no fun every week. It's terrible. Be born insane. I drive it to Manhattan. I know it's going to be a shit show. No, no fun every week. It's I can't say terrible be born saying I Drive it to Manhattan. I know it's gonna be a shit show We did a 200 episode of a bridal jokers in Los Angeles. I saw that you recorded that we got Kevin and Jay and it's Speaking of Kevin and Jay we got Jay and son Bob up here in the episode So that's pretty good. That's fuck is up the one with in the episode. So that's pretty good. That's fuck is up the one with uh, Festive Coasty County. Seal Pantheon. Yeah, still Pantheon. Yeah, still Pantheon.

The finale and Jane Zombabar and one of the bits. It's good. It's a great episode too. We got a lot of good shit. Yeah. Kevin and Jay they're great. 200 episodes. Oh, one is there. January. January. Yeah. January. January. The long tease. That's crazy. You're allowed to talk about it. Who's gonna? I thought that would be something like, you know, you'd want to keep under wraps. I'm a surprise. I mean, anybody that follows Kevin on Instagram saw it immediately.

He just took pictures. He knows he asked. He. He. Yeah. He wasn't did. He just took pictures. Oh, you know, he asked. He he. Yeah, he wasn't like he wasn't like he's like a cool We put these. What's his season comprise now? How many episodes make a season for you guys 26 regular episodes five specials? So 31 yep of just that then At least 18 episodes of after party 20 episodes of the game show 40 40 tornadoes This is only year one year. There's a guy could you handle that schedule?

What? Ah, no. You would hate it. I would hate traveling like that. Travel is the worst part. Oh, yeah, I thought you liked the travel. You know traveling. And you know, when you get to town, you stay in the hotel. You go see a movie, go do a show, you leave. I like it.

I was fun because the whole crew came out there. And we got to celebrate a 200th episode out there. And we were shot one episode. We did two episodes in a light day. We did Universal Studios and a 200th episode. And then we did episodes, fun. Now I'm back. Now you're back, dude. And you're ready to do I buy comics. Are you ready to shave? That's what I want to know. Only if we have Harry's, I mean. Well, we do have harries. I talked to the harries guys. What a conversation that was.

Your travel plans for the summer where you're going and what you'll be doing and how you won't forget your harries razor. Okay. In your own words, Walt, where you going? Where am I going this summer? Yeah. What's sesame place it? I think that may be it.

Did you bring your harries with you? I'm sure you're bikini- I definitely shaved before going in. I thought that would be that would be a full body to You know to if I'm going in a public pool, I should shave at least Yeah, a lot of people Do not Give you that courtesy a lot of people Whenever I see signs that are like don't change Babies diapers in the pool. I'm like, okay, so if you're making that rule

Like I would never think of that, but if you're making that rule You're like somebody change it. We got to add it to the list of rules. Who what the fuck man? What backwards ass fucking world do you come from where you're like? Out of anywhere in the world I could change this little fuckhead's diaper. I was just gonna go right in the Probably happened once and that that was enough and I was like okay We got to put a fucking sign up. I can't stand it man Like when we were in Ohio we went to this pool and and see just like come in come in And I'm looking at all these kids and I'm like the amount of piss in that pool

Oh, it's okay. I don't I never I never pissed in the pool. It makes you why what makes you think that kids are doing that though? Because I have oh I know firsthand everybody's bathing in my urine. A lot of guys they buy disposable razors when they travel. Can't stand them. They hurt your face. Harry's. This is a departure from the other place we used to do and then fucking sold out on us.

So we're now Harry's men. $2 a blade, Q. Even with your riches, you don't want to overspend on fucking razor blades, right? Yeah, man. Why would you? I just want something nice and sharp. Well, come on, balls. Yeah, you don't want nicks. You got to work those nuts.

You're using a razor, like a razor to do that. You wouldn't use a piece of automated, like, uses a street razor. Buzzer or anything? No, buzzers will grab the folds and yeah. There's a one's one miss or one one one text that you know, that you look over and see you could be like it, you know, then it's all over.

That's why you need harries, bro. Won't cut your balls. That's make your balls like glass. That's what Harry says The Harrys they're a big on telling me about Harry's founders like half the call was like hey you want to hear I'll awesome these guys are I'm like not really but I guess you're gonna tell me they started a razor company They started well the else one of the guys also started Warby Parker So I'm like how many fucking companies Can this one guy start that are this successful?

He's like the alien musk. He's the musk. He's the musk musk. And glasses and razors. 10 million of tried harries. You can claim your special offer by going to harries.com slash T-E-S-D. So if you're tired of getting ripped off, you want to pay two bucks. This summer refresh your wallet in your face with a Harry's trial set.

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what I told them I was like I only shaved just a little bit but you already knew cuz he didn't beard but yeah, well the balls now Gotta keep them if I want them like glass like glass Harry's glass. That's my name for my balls His Harry's glass, maybe Well, did you see what's your name died violent boarie? Goode? No, I don't know who that is. Hey, so from Willy Wonka the girl who turned into the big blueberry. I've never seen Willy Wonka. You never saw it?

I've never seen either version. Yeah. That's weird. Is a kid, did you not want to watch it? I thought it was a musical, so I had no interest in it. Oh, yeah, there are songs, but yeah, I went and considered a musical. Yeah, I assumed it was a musical. That's a kid, and I was like, What am I gay?

I don't know what your football game or anything other than a musical as a child I guess as I grew I became more aware that of the can't keep you from the joy from a of Live musical, but I think I seem really wonka on stage. I did see the Broadway one. Oh, yeah.

That's the only version I've seen. I sucked. What sucked? Oh, so bad. Really? I kind of liked it. No, you got to want some movies. I just remembered that I sought.

I kind of liked it. I don't remember. Actually, I don't remember not liking it. So, yeah, I don't really remember much about it. I know there was a man in a bed with a whole bunch of other people. Man, parents, what a great word. Yeah, yeah. That's really nice really the first movie's like weird.

It's good. I think you like it actually. Yeah. I've heard a lot of people tell me, you know, you got to watch it. How could you have never seen it? But you don't have to watch it. I'm surprised you never saw it, but I wouldn't be like, dude, you got to go home tonight. And what about the Johnny Depp one? Unwatchable. Unwatchable. Yeah. really stinks. I saw it. It was like, whatever, whatever. I don't know that. He's got a bad story. This Burton, can he put out another movie that would like prop that catapult him back into the cat's bird seat? Yeah. Yeah. He's not going to do it. What would like doing? I don't know. Did

ever see Dumbo? Was Dumbo and a gun? I't see Dumbbell. I think it kind of came at one Yeah, it doesn't mean it wasn't good. All right, but those movies though like those Remakes those live-action remakes of animated films. Yeah are are causing so much like Accolyd zone. I don't remember seeing any accolades for Dumbbell. It was kind of people were, as I recalls, not that jazz with it, but the new Lion King people are going bonkers for. Beyoncé, bro, it's the power of Beyoncé. No she ain't Lion King. She's not a man, she's not a, okay.

Yeah, and I saw the ladder and it was fantastic. That's right, why do you keep saying that without look on your face though? Like I don't really believe you. Oh I swear to God. Yeah, I swear to God I love it. He does seem dead around the eyes today. He really does.

Did that really? No, no, I just, yeah, I just, like, it has undue really with anybody other than I just feel low energy today. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you know what that feels like. Oh yeah. Yeah. I thought, you know, and it's, you know, it's tough to get to get up.

You're embarrassed in front of you. Like, I come from 200th episode, you know, he's like, right, carpet all the way. He's gonna HC tonight. And he's like, God knows how many people he's gonna perform it for. He's recording, you know. That's like, eating you.

Yeah, I mean, I have to shut off, so now it's all hot in here. Like, he looks like he should have a newspaper, like proof of life type shit down here. Yeah, it's tough to bring your A game. I guess I should though right no matter where we're recording it. Yeah, I apologize. I mean I tried. I'm not too late.

It's not too late. We got two more spots. We got 20 minutes. All right. I'll try to... Did you guys remember seeing Tom Cruise' World of the World? Oh yeah. I got too much spots, we got 20 minutes. All right. I'll try to... Did you guys remember seeing Tom Cruise World of the World? Oh yeah, you loved it.

You loved it? I loved it. I liked it. Yeah, I liked it a lot. I watched it last night and I was like, fuck, man, this is pretty good. I really enjoyed it, man. I was...

I really watched it because of you because I wasn't gonna see it. I was pissed off because I was in the wake of him jumping on the couch. Okay. That's the one he did that, and I believe everybody kind of was tainted and prejudiced by him doing that. And I think that caused a lot of people to not come away and give the movie the raves that deserved.

I loved that movie. I was really impressed with this. It was like the tone was perfect from beginning to end Toh was perfect. It was legitimately scary at times like it was like I mean the story is what it is like We were recording to you Steve when that movie came out oh five it came out. Oh, I guess not then yeah Get him get him has a Dakota fanning thing right? Yeah, she's amazing. I'm gonna screen it I think everybody I mean I I guess the thing about the cars being wiped out and he's the only one

that can get a one car in the road, and that was kind of like. Well, they explained that. Yeah. It was the alternator wasn't in the car when the EMP went off, and they got rebuilt, the alternator put it in the car, and then Tom Cruise stole it from him. Right.

So they explained it, but. I remember people complaining about that. Yeah, there was a cause on the road though. Huh? Like in the scene where the with the jets in the neighborhood, CBS fan pulls up. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. So there are other cars. Is that the movie where all the dead bodies are floating? Yeah, that's the love. Oh, I didn't realize that they like spoiler alert for a fucking

15 year movie, but like they they were using human bodies to fertilize, they were like spraying their blood all over everywhere. Holy fuck guys like they, surprisingly got away with that. That was Spielberg. Yeah. I think that was better than Schindler's list. Are we watching this? Let's get back to it. That's what they should have done in the Holocaust, right?

I think they did. I don't think they missed that trick. But I thought he should have got some some hardware for that movie. Uh, Sfuelberg. Yeah. And Cruz. Cruz played against type because he was terrified the whole movie. He was he was not a hero by his normal standards. He was cowardly and he was afraid the whole movie. He cried like four or five times Which is which is he had like PTSD the entire movie. I was like, wow, it's pretty good today. You hadn't seen it the I saw in theaters one at first One of first thing, but I think I saw it during the day with some guys from the firehouse and we probably drank the day with some guys from the firehouse and we probably drank. It's just so. I don't remember.

You know, what if there's a fire? Fuck it, man. We were all fighting. We were in the fire truck top. We'd be dinner. No, we're like, we're off tomorrow. What do you want to do? Let's go.

Let's go. Let's get some videos before. What made you watch it again? I was, we shot that episode in Universal Studios and went on the tram tour and you go through the plane crash. Oh, that's an Universal in Hollywood. It's fucking unbelievable. The entire plane crash that whole neighborhood, they preserved and you drive right through it. What are they user for now just to it's part of the tour yeah. Wow. We got to shoot on the back to the future. Uh, courthouse square. We shot the intro for one of the things there.

I was like, Oh man, it's so cool. So I snuck into the courthouse and went to the roof because security was like, whatever you guys want to do, you just do don't worry about it. It was great. So you didn't sneak. Ah, you're right, I guess. You're right, I guess. You're like a street cred. I know, must still tough. They roll at the red carpet everywhere. Well, I guess then, if they caught me rooting around up there, then I don't think they expected me to start climbing sets.

Whatever you want. Yeah, and it's like, what the fuck? Kids, how many of that shit assholes? What do you think I was gonna do? Yeah. Yeah. Did you see the video of this guy in Long Island, the short guy at the Bigel Boss thing? Yeah, so many people have sent this thing. You're so you're seeing it.

I just feel bad for the guy. Don't you? Oh, you do too? Yeah. I feel bad for the guy. No idea, we talk. That is a lifetime of frustration. I mean, look, he's an asshole.

And he got what's coming to him. No doubt, but like put that aside and look at the man. There is a lot of points. What's he? I felt bad for the guy and you get it. He, this is a guy who goes to, he goes to a bagel store and Do you know where it is? It's in Long Island. It's called like boss bagels or something and And do you know where it is? It's in Long Island. It's called like boss bagels or something. And I guess when the lady was gonna ring them up, it looked like she was like,

like laughing at him because he's five feet tall. He's a short guy. Grotesquely, so nice. I think I thought we were pointing at it. I think we're both race, yeah. Insulin, yeah. Yeah. But after this, this, all right, we'll see what you think.

He's an asshole. There's no doubt about it, he's an asshole. I still feel for the guy. You're able to win. Why is it okay for women to say, oh, you're five feet on dating sites, you should be dead. That's okay. You said that to you here, nobody.

The women in general have said no dating sites. You think I'm making that shit up everywhere I go? I get the same fucking smirk with the fighting left. Shut your mouth, not God or my father, or my thoughts. Three people who can tell me what to do. Dude, what a step outside. You want to step outside. Huh?

I can't wait to show up. Shirt's bumping into his waist. You shut up too, for a step outside. You want to step outside? Huh? I got my shoes on. Shuts bumping into his waist. You shut up too, Mr. Scythac. Get in the attack here, big dog. Oh my gosh. Let me get the attack. I just wanted bagels, you know. Oh, that's...

This is a part two though. There is a part two. So, he... I I mean that guy he's All is Ming and the visceral I think Ming's like five six or something So he's like well like is it That's the second one There's the second one okay here. So here's a second one wall Drop this Ich habe das gut.

Jetzt habe ich das gut. Jetzt. Yeah That's some other do the scorch them out as if it's like oh you know what like I think that is like I first off the poor guy Yeah, this is a guy and I say and some not very nice things about women, but Look if we're gonna be realistic saying some not very nice things about women, but look, if we're going to be realistic, the guy is five feet tall. It's probably not the easiest thing in the world to get a girl when you're five feet tall. He's getting to his whole life. He's not a five foot tall, George Clooney. He's a five foot tall. So he's going on dating sites, and I seriously

think any one person was like, why are you on this dating site and kill yourself or you should be dead or whatever. I don't know, it's very specific. I think probably like somebody may have said that comment once. I don't know. Do you think everyone is saying it to him? No, but somebody said it to him. Yeah.

He has a YouTube channel, which I haven't seen, but like I heard some of the audio from him. He has YouTube, it's a little guy. Yeah, and it's, I didn't know his name, so I couldn't look it up. But again, some more ranting and raving type videos, but you're right, Q That is a lifetime of like she's pretty I like her and the girls like I don't think so sure You guys want to think we're done again. Don't it's no

Like in cell is what they call it wall. Have you heard this term? What's it called in cell in voluntary cell of it this guy wants pus can't get plus I mean he got a push in his life probably and you can't I don't understand the in cell thing Because can't you always pay for it to right like if you really want to get some Just pay for it, but I guess like free plus Ain't that great, but it's never free short I got a lot of free boost. Just that you shrimp's have it straight. Yeah, it's never free. But to be fair though, do you think though that it's just in our DNA, like in a female's DNA, they can't help it. They're darn tape attracted to the forager the hunter the the the the the guy who's gonna be able to protect them

The guy is it's gonna be able to impregnate them and continue the bloodline like you're talking about like Dino brain. Yeah, we're talking about like those those things that we can't deny are built into Like you know, why do we like cleavage? Mm-hmm well into like, you know, why do we like cleavage? Well, because it looks like an ass. I mean, they're not from you. Are we? That's right. We learn that from.

Are we in the era where we have the deny statements like that? You know, a lot of the column, everybody looks or any of my comments. I'm not sure. It looks though. I think it's, it's just, it's like, you're saying there's this innate, this instinctual buried somewhere deep down

in a woman's mind like a short guy, well good for like, I don't know. Laps, laughs, and awesome at music a lot of times. Right. Yeah, like, I wouldn't want to do Tom Steve Day without him. But like, maybe they're not good for other stuff. I don't even think I wouldn't want to do Tom Steve Day without him. Like, maybe they're not good for other stuff. I don't even think it's subconsciously. I just feel like, you know, guys, everybody's special,

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Next week, we'll look like Aquaman again. Oh no, no, that's the cynical point of view. But it was nice though, man. The internet really came out and swashed like all the haters going after Aquaman and not Not he didn't have the six pack it shows and it shows just yet again Why people on the internet are fucking assholes and idiots is because they don't protect the average person They protect Jason Momoa. They want to protect the celebrities. Oh, don't you say he is a dead bod?

He did it on purpose. You fucking morons. Did he? Yeah, he did on purpose for a role I thought. Oh, I was for some hearing of this. Yeah. Oh, I didn't hear that either. Yeah, I thought it was.

I think he just is just not. Let me look it up so I'm more 100% sure. I don't think he's just not working out because he's not being awkward with me at the moment. I mean, that's my excuse Yeah, that's why I put on The heaviest I've ever been in my entire life right now really yeah by like three pounds I'm gonna go ahead and say it's because I'm not in training for all come in to yet now how many people have come to your defense

To be fair alone. Nobody's really called me fat yet. I'm sure after this episode, come on. Yeah. Yeah. But you know what? But let's, like, when the internet does something good though, let's at least praise them. Look at his dad, but I wish I could look like that on any humanity.

That's you, man. Jesus, he's still got abs. He's still got abs. Fuck you, my my. He needs to be helped. Somebody helped that short guy along Island. I would love to know the statistics like the demographic breakdown of who's defending Jason Mamoah about the dad bod comments. You know it's 99% women, 0.9% very dudes, and then 0.1% people will be like, oh, I thought I was commenting on something else.

But it ought to be, to be, let's be fair though, let's be realistic, the reason the internet is not jumping to the, the bagel dude is because he acted very inappropriately. Jason Mahmoha, didn didn't isn't losing his mind about these comments though. You know, he's not going on and having a hissy fit about it. Yeah, I'm sure their histories are exactly the same, which would give them both the same reaction

to an experience like that. But this guy sees people laughing at him everywhere. Everywhere, everywhere. He turns, he's like, from his family. He's laughing. I feel that way half the time. But this guy sees people laughing at him everywhere everywhere every day Turnjys from his family. He's laughing. I feel that way half the time this guy Five footer you can make the argument though that this could cost Mamoa more roles more no more fat roles look at him. It could really impact I know I got a gross a studio We're like we were thinking about casting him in something but look the internet's

just calling him dad bod to him and he's, you know, maybe it's time to look for a different actor. Right. It could really be harmful to his career to have this scandal. We have to. Oh man, you've seen actors go from like fat to like, like a Christian bell. You don't think I have different weight. You don't think it sticks to the people.

Absolutely not. There's no one in Hollywood that's like, well, he did get a little chubby and he can't lose the fucking three pounds. He, you know, you don't know how shitty Hollywood is. I do, but not really. That guy's huge star. They're not. This could take him off the, off the A list, huge star list though. Next thing thing you know he's podcasting in a comic book store. Oh, I'm pretty sure that's mold. We have neurological damage within the hour. Oh my god. It's not black mold.

It's just green mold. Almost 10 years in. Almost 10 years in. That's funny. screen. Well, did you see, um, you see the new stranger things? I haven't seen it. I did see the picture of Millie Bobby Brown, which looks so much like musics insane. I'll grab the picture for you. Uh, I love the season, but hopper, the cop in it. He was the, he was Hellboy. And when he was Hellboy, he was checked. He's so over, not like fucking,

you don't look at him like, look at this fat fuck, but like he put on so much weight to get his dad bod back for stranger things. That I was, I was the opposite of him. Oh, I was like, that's so impressive man. They lost all that weight to do Hellboy and then put it back on to do stranger, but isn't hell a lot easier Yeah, but he probably but I'm saying he wouldn't why would somebody want to be like I'm in this jacked-up shape right now Let me throw it away for help for strangers. Do you

You got a close at that. Do you subs? Oh, yeah. Do you think? Oh my god. She looks like muse. She looks just like him, doesn't she? That's funny. The dad bod terminology is that... a slur? No, I think it's an affectionate slur.

Affectionate. I think it's like, he's got a dad bod. I don't think people don't think people are But people are putting dad bod. Oh, that's I disagree people there. There's a there's a section a certain segment of the female population That's like I want to dad. Chubby chase. Yeah, I want a dad bod. There are Seems my girlfriend tells me all the time. It's the most attractive body type Just like my father in fact, you're the same age. No other, in fact.

No. Jason Mahmouah. Yeah, let's run to his defense. Buying. This shrimp over here. I like Jason Mahmouah. Because it shows the shallowness of the public. I like Jason Mahmouah too.

He's great. I'm not going to go on Twitter and be like, leave him alone. But this is a step in the direction. Everybody. this shallowness of the public. I'd like to see some emotes, though. He's great. I'm not going to go on Twitter and be like, leave him alone. But this is a step in the direction. Where we will start to move away from. Whoa, watch it. Oh, so it's like baby steps. But let's start with someone who's fucking obviously still in really good shape and super handsome and rich and has everything going for him. We'll work our way to the fucking bagel shrimp Someday he'll get our pity what are these days? You know, but you can't just expect overnight the internet to change and but it oh, I know I really I don't know

I really was I really was like I was I know you're always looking for hope on the internet Yeah, I was feeling hopeful that like it like it was there there was a dramatic change in culture when I saw that like Like there was a dramatic change in culture when I saw that like 99% of the world was like, you know, was telling people to shut the fuck up about, um, Mamo is that. I know I've dashed your hopes with the little guy. No, no, not at all. But I just think just because they're not going to, going to disguise defense doesn't mean it wasn't a good nice thing to see. You sure Ma appreciate it

Uh, do you think my moa gives a shit? Oh, yeah, I think people in Hollywood are are are just as shallow as the people on the internet I'm sure I've heard there. I'm sure it's like it's not cool I'm sure it doesn't like to read those those comments that people made but I mean It what is a dad bod to find has now Like you're just not fucking 3% body fat with that. I guess. That's not what I'm talking about. Like Joey Fattone has his dad bodied.

Yeah. That's the greatest Instagram post jumping into his pool. I really, yeah. I probably, I mean, I have a dad bodied. Like the, in Momoa it is not. No. I wouldn't look at him and think that

and but although i have been told like cousin helen was like uh... girls don't really uh... they say they like that but they don't but then you hear other girls say yes they do like that i know cousin helen does not like that but she's yeah she's very clear on that that's like what about me she's like i don't like that but i don't like uh... rip six she likes likes Aquaman, Joe Jason, I'm like, yeah, she was on their shame and I'm like,

yeah, she was on their shame and I'm like, yeah, she was on their shame and I'm like, yeah, she was like, how much shame can you feel as Jason Mamo in that shape? I'm not like, in order to be shaming someone, like they would have to feel shame. But I think this is the attitude though that a lot of people think about like, you know,

you're on seven years of a TV show. You're rich You're on your off feelings and you don't have any feelings You know like your world famous everywhere you go like you know the red carpet is rolled out and you know like Paparazzi are outside your door Mahmoud doesn't care if if people are ridiculing him online. I know I think that those are- How many slings did he take and how many of them are serious or just like, while we put on two pounds,

so let's fucking- It was, let's poke out. It was pretty bad before, before the hammer came down and everyone started shaming the people who were shaming him. Right, and the majority should have the ultimate saying opinion, don't you think? I think so. I mean, that's what democracy is, right? No, it's not. You can still have your own opinion. But the majority Jason Momo is a fat fuck. I'm here to say it. He's a fat ass. Now that's my opinion. That's my opinion. That's my opinion. If you disagree, that's fine, but it doesn't

make my opinion wrong. It is wrong, but it is wrong. It's what makes it wrong. It being wrong is what makes it wrong. Yeah. He, uh, What do you think about new podcasting studio? Yeah. Just, uh, I have a seat on the pile of black.

Show me the height, baby. You're like a mold over there. Yeah, there's a tough, tough mold. This is the corner. This is why you're like, I'm This is why I like this woman's pants. This is where I bring her. But like, let's say that my chair is three legs. Let's say for now, with these dad bod two knows how long these sharks are going to support us. Oh, yeah, we talked to you about a dad bod. You love it? The dad bod. You don't love it. That must be another reason I can't get into this.

Do you know what a dad bod is? Like visually? Okay. You like it? Do you even give a shit? Yeah, you're whatever. It's what about that versus somebody who's like three percent shredded body fat, like bodybuilder type. What's your profile? Dad bod over it. All right Jason or dad or Joey fatone

Why I'm not actually that's not a photo she just said that don't tone got your phone, hey all right I'm not Ashley. I'm not going to tell you. She just said that don't. That's what's on your phone, hey? All right. Can it do Jason and Moa? You're too big. She's a slick girl.

I don't need him tearing her all up on me. You know, all the time. I've never heard of you guys in marriage. Jason and Moa comes in with his dad mod. I'll tell you though, how the bagel shrimp. Yeah, how much worse is his life now that that video's up? Because even if he's not the any worse,

he's gonna get laid equally as much. Now he's like, he's currently going through humiliation. He got taken to the ground, then once he got up, somebody shuffled him outside, like a child, like a naughty child. But now there might be some people out there who are like hold on a second. Well, you're not coming through anymore. Can you push that into you? Hello. Yeah. But now there may be some some ladies out there who are like,

hey, you know, for them, or like, hey, you know what? I don't care about. I'm being shrimp. I'm being shrimp. I'm being shrimp. Society. One of the names on or what they constitute as being you know sexy or like I You know that he might get some. Yeah, but it doesn't come off good in the video though He comes up like like I like a little he even looks like a crazy asshole if you see what's really going on You like that guy's in so much pain. He has he's in so much pain that he's like I can't contain it Yeah, he's like it's been a bad day sure That's every day for that dude every day is a bad day for him the video though Makes it so much videos exceptionally bad because I'm helpful about like that

Nobody recorded them then I'm gonna report him and then and it's not because you're like My my level of self-loathing is so deep I'm going to expose it all to you at the same time. No, no wasn't like this is what's wrong with me I'm gonna scream about it right and it's something so personally crushing Hard to watch yeah, you're just like your eyes good on Wait for it to be over? What about some lifts like if you got some shoes that can it lift them nine inches because otherwise he's still below average Gotta get him to five four at least

Mm-hmm that would help No, I mean, you're in four in heels you know Herman monster I think he's gonna be her I'm known super sure guys. I've known guys that short who have not had problems getting late. Yeah, I think it is like it's a mindset man. Yeah, I mean those guys were 14.

No, I remember the guy that used to hang out with a clown person. Yeah. And he was about that size and he never had a problem. It's just how you going? Slaying ass right and left. It's your confidence, right? It's your confidence. It's how strong your roofies are It's it's your only it. It's like yeah, I'm sure you want to go right in the short bus. You just say shit like that

Mm-hmm. Oh, so he acknowledged it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, stand out three in the morning Think this guy could take some lessons from him then he can't you, I mean I haven't seen that guy in 15 years, but Like this is the guy that that people should take seriously like they go on and it's the opposite of Jason Momoa where they're mocking him and they're like even the bagel stores like hey We're offering free mini bagels tomorrow in honor of oh they did bagel shrimp. Yeah, like Oh, so they're offering off this huh, so they they're playing into it and being like short right guys and everyone's like yeah, let's get them So there's redundant Jason Momoa will get him it's society calling him bagel strip. Where are you going in bagel strip? We're calling him bagel strip Can we get him on the show?

I'm sure he's where there's a probably a lot of people We get them on the show I'm sure you were there's probably a lot of people there's a lot of I do their show We're like except two of us feel bad for you and the other one will not stop talking about Jason Momoa if that's okay with you I feel bad for the guy too, but you're it's how you handle he's handled it pretty bad We all handle the worst possible. Oh, of course. Yeah, everybody not everyone know what you break a phone. The worst possible. Of course. Everybody not everyone. No watch a break of phone. That's right. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm just as guilty as bagel shrimp. No, no video to prove it. But if that's a fat lady, right? If like she a big fat lady and like she thinks someone laughs at her and then she starts flipping out and getting that upset I don't I they're gonna be a segment of people that are like a calm down fat bagel, you know, um, yeah

But a lot of people would probably defender too. I guess nobody's there seems nobody's defending this guy hardly online But what about there? Remember that that trans woman that flipped out in GameStop that video? It's ma'am! You've misgendered me! Like people didn't jump on to her slash his defense either. They didn't. They did not? No, no.

There were memes everywhere and everybody thought it was funny. You never know who's going to L.S. adjacent mama. You never know who's going to get the sympathy. His celebrities aren't guaranteed sympathy. No. You know, like what's her name? He is. Oh, he's really. He's beloved. Well, he hasn't done anything to ruin that yet.

He seems like he's having a fun time. He's playing a rock rock rock roll Aquaman. Yeah, like Tom Cruise isn't going to get that. He's short. Oh my God. Every review I hear. It's the religious shit though like Tom Cruise isn't going to get that he's short. Oh my god every review I hear. It's the religious shit though with Tom Cruise. The bat shit religious stuff that really plays against. I don't think it's as height. Well, I mean, but I see it mentioned from time to time and movie reviews. Like, what does that make a difference? He's an actor. The way they frame him too, I would never know he was that short unless he's like standing next to someone like it wouldn't

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No, I, I, why is it sexist? It's is why you're like that's fine if a girl wants to do it But it's not fine if Murray wants to do it should I've clarified attractive girls for that have been left less sex. Yeah And guys Guys who are under 5.8 I didn't define a track. I think the black mold is eating at his... I didn't define a track. Because he's saying things that are really mean. I love it.

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Which means that there's only a thin layer of cotton between me and his balls. And he don't use Harris. If he had underpants on, then it would be like an extra layer. If you pulled his pants down, you know, it would be a hundred percent more protection. Yes. Yeah.

These pants aren't going to fly off. I don't know. They haven't happened in the first 200 episodes, have they? His pants have been off. Yeah. Well, you know, a whole bit where our pants could pull down. Oh, I heard your pants got pulled down in this one, too. Yeah. Number 200's pants got pulled down. Tommy Dream had, I heard your pants got pulled down and this one too. The number 200s pants got pulled down.

Tommy Dream had got my balls out in the middle of a new jersey mall and then something similar happened recently. You weren't nude? I didn't want to. But you actually did a nude scene? You had to do a lady get dived down Hollywood Boulevard.

They had to delete the footage. I thought they would just digitalize it out. I give you a giant shot. Oh, it was an accident. It was an accident. Oh, okay, it wasn't a- Well, it depends I give you a giant shot. Oh, it was an accident. It was an accident. Oh, okay, it wasn't a plan. Well, it depends on who you ask.

Yeah. So you saw everybody saw it then, huh? It was one of the five standards. Oh, that I don't care about. Really? Oh, that would traumatize me. His blue chew was in full effect though, right? I get a full one.

I'm fine. That doesn't bother me. I was worried about there being any kids around, but they weren't. There wasn't. You want to be the next Epstein right no lowly to express you think you're one of those people that liked a next officialist no I don't know did you get off on it is what exactly pulled down Tommy dream pull down my pants I just shot a load against the storefront pervert it's sicko that uh uh, what is he like unexpectedly someone pulled my pants out, what's like put them

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Branded this in on it. Getting his jolies like they say, uh, wait a second. Wait a second. So you could have, could you have done something that make sure you're, your underwear is what has stayed up when he'd punched you? Trusted the person who did it. Yeah, he was not supposed to do that. He was always supposed to pull the pants down,

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He was supposed to just tear them off. But he purposely grabbed the boxers and he anchored them down. And he, I was sexually harassed twice. Yeah. It's a friend of yours. Yeah. Yeah. It would be, I wouldn't know. He wouldn't be a friend of mine no longer. He probably was my, what was my, me, me too. I was me too. But what if, okay, so you get your pants ripped down on the set of comic book, man, everyone had a hard to show. We're gonna fancy each other, and we're gonna maybe, we had comic book underwear underneath us.

Right. And if one of you guys pulled intensely, I would be, I would, I would be, I would be over. Yeah, I would, I would expect. But what if some people started praising your cock? They're like, oh, dude, they're online like Jason Momoa started. Yeah, well, you're dead cocky, so hot. Yeah. Yeah. They're like oh dude they're online like Jason Momoa style your dad Yeah, I want to get me some

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We'll be here for an hour. So it's your floor. We want to hear what you have to say when you're conscious. What he's not saying is not true. This is the hour floor. We decided to share the floor. That's very nice. I appreciate that. Did you have first monitoring job? Last actually. Yeah, my last monitoring. He's on his way out. My friend away. I was done. The indicator. Yeah. How about like I saw the way some headspace down there maybe shared universe The covelly center. Yeah, I come down. We're advertising a podcast through that only exists in New Jersey right now

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Was it a Sunday? Yeah, it was a Sunday. Yeah, seriously. Those guys are hilarious. Yeah. He's got an imaginative name like Sunday Jeff Friend that only works on Sunday the first day for a pond I far with none and the vindicator 1922 Much like you know

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And what was your position at the pit? Managing it. Managing it. There's Kelly Jones for our copy. That's what we're talking about. So that's why you care. She cares. He's not, He thinks he is.

So would you like now this is my floor? I'm gonna give it to you. Tell him to go fuck himself. There's nothing he can do to you. Yeah. Eight weeks left. They're not gonna fire you with you. No, they won't. So yeah, then they go ahead. Yeah, do it. Right here. Right, grab them by the arms. Come on. Right. Right. Right. You know, children. No. Clearly, I can do some of that Kelly Jones. You don't think Kelly speaks her mind, you've never met Kelly Jones before.

So that's you've had to edit stuff that she's written. No, she's in the capital. She has to take the stuff that we edit and make stuff happen. Evier, you're written his stuff without telling him. Evier, you're written his stuff without telling him. I'm better. Oh, well, I that's what I'd energy to do. Don't they like recombination and all that stuff?

Run papers into the ground. I like to think myself as a pilot of the Hindenburg of the 21st century. All right. How many people work there? I think including carries of 140. Oh, like that is a problem. John.

Some guy came up to me yesterday, he was with like the Youngstown business. Journal. Yeah, maybe that was it. And asked me a couple of questions. Like, you know, boilerplate was I what you guys say. Check. Okay. And then he asked me, he was you know youngstown has lost 2000 jobs

Shepi Cruz made down the road lord so Jim Anyway So then he he was like you know we lost a thousand jobs at least and then he told me the paper closing down It was like you're the mayor. What would you do to bring in business and revitalize the economy? You're running for mayor? Or you're voting. Voting Brian Johnson, folks. Why are you asking?

So he's asking, I'm standing behind a table. Tell me, I'm going to write my name and be like, you want to give me money for that? That's what I do. That's your marketable skill. I'm sliding your name. Yeah, we should get the towel to get one big table. I mean, I'll get behind it and sign our names for a month.

What would you guys do to revitalize the table? Yeah, what do you guys have? You know so much. What do you say to mafia? Move. Please take the mafia. All right, that's a good solution. Yes, there's a, these be a big mob presence in this.

Yeah, they're in a mob, though. I'm, was there like a big ceremony where they decommissioned the Mafia in this town. You know what? I just went after people and then once they did that, the town was going to be a monster. So stop prosecuting the people who are bringing money into town. Exactly. I like you. Thank you.

Good Jersey. That's the home of the Mafia. I mean, we still have an active mob presence there. So, and God bless us, because our freaking trains run on time, pucks. What kind of statement is it that a lady dressed like that? Has it like, she's got the answer. And these two fancy pants editors. I don't know, not a thing.

Kind of statement is it? Shoots, not white colors. Yeah, man. You know what I always say, Ming? What do I say about the suits? Hate the suits. Hate the suits. Hey, let's hang out on our birthday suits.

I don't think I've ever said that. I don't know. You said plenty of times on Tellum Steve, then. So, yes. So, now we're going to open up the floor to somebody who's not associated with the vindicator. Excellent. Anybody?

Anybody? There was somebody who said they... I don vindicator. Excellent. Anybody? Anybody? There was somebody who said they- You guys have pretty many fake news. I'm excited to spectrum your eye, I guess. Yeah? Where you look excited, you lean on. You're like, all right? You just go down and show me your face.

You're a little bit off right now. It's like a turner. I'm using my archer. The archer of the page has anti-culture and other people on it. So it's amazing when people say, well, it's got your own doing the limbo stuff. Damn, really? Okay.

So you guys are fair and balanced? Just like Foxy. You guys are fair and balanced? Just like Foxy. You guys are fair and balanced. I tell you, you have to lean on one side, real well. Just like the mob. Just like the mob.

Yeah, it's how you sell paper. It's about when the tomorrow's front page is about your mayoral bid. What do you think you could save the paper if you do start printing like the mob is back? And she'll be subscribed. I know you will. I'm already. If you run at the eight-week clock, right? Good deal. She's like, my life, I go, this shit isn't funny. I think we did.

I don't know when you survived. We, who would you like to do next day? Yeah. my life I go this shit is fine Who would the mob because the mob is back and they don't want you telling everyone Yeah, are you saying the mob is against free speech? I Got a Jones everyone Who's got questions right here. Here you go. Sir. What do you got? Farm animal you like I wonder that sorry, what what was it like being Stanley's That's more for you goes well you spent more time with Stan then we did well you were on the set of mall rats with him

Yeah, we hang out that much Okay, but we hung out a little bit like how we went. I mean, he was a cool guy. Yeah, he was a fun guy. He was a fried-ish once, wasn't he? What's that? He was in the secret stage. Couple times, yeah.

Yeah, we got him a show twice. It was going to hung out for like four hours. We'd lunch with him. He had every day for lunch. He had an egg salad sandwich and a milkshake. So I think that might be the key to long life, because he's been a nice guy. Least Ming Hook, since that's what is dying consists of now. What's that? Am I the ex-seller? I mean, I'm getting there, yeah, man.

But yeah, Perogies, some Perogies out here. But he basically stuck with us for four hours, so we were like, hey man, who'd win the fight? Like Hulk or like, Thor? And yeah, we were peppering with dumb questions and we're like, okay would you mind signing like one or two things and then we put this big stack in front of him but there's credit he was like, yeah man like he went through that whole pile like like a hundred things it was cool it's like having God walk through the door though to guys like me and my key he was like, what's this guy? now actually God would have, I mean God wouldn't have said so many nasty things about that young artist.

No, we can't talk about that. But that was actually, you bring up a really weird point because that was our least favorite and yet most favorite season that we did because there was so much fighting behind the scenes. Our producers, the three producers that they brought in, how do I put this diplomatic, were douchebags. And they were absolutely no concept of what the show was, which was just, it was us. Well, they had never seen the people work.

No, but they were going to make it better. That was their idea. Yeah. Somehow. And they had, they were three to make it better. That was their idea. Yeah. Somehow. And they hadn't, they were three complete morons. One of them's not even in the business anymore. The other one is like a traveling bag of bond. And the third one, his wife is like a higher up on a network and he kind of suckles off

her teeth. So I'm just thinking, like, you guys have eight weeks left for the vindicator. We give you their names. Can you run a smear can? Because I know at least two of them are running for mayor in this town Against Brian Johnson Jesus how stupid can you know, but if you google New York Times comic when Stanley There's a like a scathing article about how the producers made him wait and like he was treating On our set and it was made just look bad, but like he was treating him differently on our set.

It made us look bad, but we, you know, we wasn't our fault. Yeah, there was a brief period in American history where people were totally anti-comic. No, most people were like, what is comic book men? But the 30 people who watched, they were like, we hate comic book men now. Why was he so universally beloved like it was Dan? It was cool to love Stan It's still cool to love Stan. Yeah, is it oh? Yeah, if you love Stan You're getting love doesn't die Brian Well, there's only a certain amount to go around that's what my parents told me

And so which is really weird could you were the first born child? You should have had like the top up there, but no. No. They're frugal. There you go. They wanted to see what their options were before they committed. I got it. Let's see what happens.

Okay, we don't love this one at all. Right? And then we'll wait two years to have another kid. And then we'll know from this litmus test. I'm not really human anymore, but a litmus test. Not really human anymore but a litmus test. How is this going to go? Is anybody but... he's kind of old, how old is he? It's three. You've already bonded and stuff. I can't even remember what the name of it was, but it was a guy, a doctor who had a kid, a young toddler.

When did they start toddling? Like three. Eight months. There were like two kids on toddler ten months. Sometimes. And he starts repeatedly exposing him to this fuzzy rabbit, but making this loud clanging noise because he wants to see if this is going to scare him after a while just seeing the rabbit. Of course it did for the rest of his life. And I'm like, I guess my parents work that bad.

Right, they didn't experiment on you That's like not some doctor shit sure sure Okay, you know look you're you're just sitting there like staring at it's based on Emories and It'll make a person do that. I don't think I could be curious enough to be like let me see what's see what happens if this can make my kid burst into tears Just by showing it to me right but you're also missing the point my kid You know if it's like some random kid. It's a lot easier. It's like you're clinical. You're detached But if it's your kid it's like what kind of monster are you? Yeah, did that answer your question, sir?

Yeah, how do you feel about Stanley now? It was cool. It was cool. It was damn awesome. Stan was a great guy. Stan, if we had gotten a season eight on time, instead of like maybe five years from now, we had gotten a season eight. We would have had Stan as our Secret stash softball manager. Oh How does it change your opinion if it turned out most of the Nazi war criminals fled to Argentina

But one fled to America and started a comic book and started a comic book. I mean, in disputable. There's pictures. And he's like one of the cooler guys. He's not responsible for like the most atrocious of the atrocities. It's just like, basically, he's like watching the food vlog or whatever.

Would you not love to stay anymore? Would you be like, no, it was at the front of time. Staying in the head to deserve my life. Yeah, he did what he had to do. Oh, man. I'm not gonna say it. I was different. Different time. Yeah, he's he did what he had to do What if he was like the editor of ubermensch like over in Germany and all there they had like their own little Comber just a little print all the true news Really smart anybody having an answer to that Anybody able to love standing out to your man? Now?

Would you take a comment from him? Like if you're doing a story about the Kanye, like I talked to one young man who seems awfully, like, complicit one, like, so damn. Yeah. Man, okay, with nots. That's just the tip of the iceberg, buddy. Very.

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He's wearing a completely unnecessary vest. I like the pockets though. It does. Is that what- I was already making fun of myself. What was your only vest that's necessary? He's like a bulletproof vest if you're a cop. What was your only vest that's necessary? He's like, a bulletproof vest if you're a cop. For the other town, yeah.

What was your thought when you came in? Is more you saw him in the vest? What was the first thought that came your mind? I can't wait to the panel. Yeah. At some point. Real like, I really shouldn't have worn this Hawaiian shirt. I don't know.

If I'm going to throw stones, I really shouldn't have done that. My very first thought was, I wish you didn't wear a t-shirt under it. I wish it was Oh, yeah, yeah, why you wearing a shirt? I don't know. No need the shirt. I'm sorry. It's good. Ladies, I'll be taking it Would you consider stepping out for a minute taking the t-shirt and then coming back with just the best and we finish like that? Would you consider? Yeah, come on for who wants that was for the food? I'll do it if you take off your shirt and sit next to me from Now no taker. Sorry Cool seeing the camera. I'm not being Jen. I'm a derailless bullshitt.

Really? I'm a big GI Joe fan. I'm a huge fan. So there is an episode with that dude for on that big giant aircraft carrier. And I ended up buying it. Because when it came out in the 80s, and I was like, mom, I really want that.

She was like, you were never going to own that. Because we're not buying it for you. And my. Do we have to go drown your sister? Try it. Yeah. Yeah. But I wanted because it for you. And my- Did we have to go drown your sister? Try it. Yeah. Yeah, but I wanted because it was cool. And then the kid who lived behind me

who I actually hated, he got one because his parents just got divorced. So he got whatever he wanted. And like he called me, he's like, I got it. I was like, god damn it. And then I went over and he put the stickers on and everything, but it wasn't the same. And I wasn't until 30 years later, I was like, God damn it. And then I went over and he lay put the stickers on and everything, but it wasn't the same. And I wasn't until 30 years later, I was like, all right,

I'm gonna buy it now with my own money. But it was like 10 times as much as it was, like when it retail, and I was like, dang it. But I got it, home. One of my favorite stories about Ming and Toys is him wanting something and not getting it, of course. That's a part of the story It's almost like once upon a time you don't really need to say once upon a time because everybody gets it's beginning of a fairy tale

And with Ming that is like Ming wanted something and didn't get it Yeah, I'm parents are really cheap. So he found something he goes around at night like a like a trash can raccoon Looking for sustenance, which in his world is toys. And law found a toy, right? Look, there was no garbage can. Like people rather throw out their love and give it to me. You know what I mean?

I did. So the same kid, I guess his parent, when he, they got divorced, his dad, I guess, cleaned out his, whatever was left in his bedroom. He had, I was called the terror drums, this big toy in there. And I saw it in the garbage, I was walking past his house when I was like, holy crap.

Which really, to me, sounds like crash-y. Yeah. Oh, street-burnt. So I went and I fished it out and it was intact. He didn't, you know, it wasn't in the can, it was outside of the can. So I took it home. Which makes him much better, folks.

I took it home when I was like, also, I own this now, but then like a month later I guess you'd come back to pick up what it was left and came to my house He was like where'd you get that? I'm like I dug out of your trash can do your dad threw it out and he was like Oh, all right, and then he went home and I guess he had an argument with his stepdad or whatever and then all of a sudden the door like And his dad and his mom and he was there. My parents were like, what's going on? What's going on? And he wanted it back. And I was like, yeah, I have a back.

It's like, I got out of the garbage, but my parents were like, just give the little wine, or just give the little asshole a toy back. We do not want to deal with it, so I had to give it back. Really did they call him an asshole, or the, I guess, give them back. No, no, no, no, no. Because they knew.

They knew he was a freaking spoiled like, yeah. So, see, why did you take his phone calls? And why did you let him into your room with the terror drum in there? You knew that door knocked and he's like, I figured, come in and look at your toys. I figured that he had so much stuff like he was even going to miss it, but I was wrong.

You were very wrong. You should have been like, I know. You know what? His name was called. Fuck you, that's where I was wrong. You were very wrong. You should have been like, hey. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you know what? His name was called you. That's where I got it. How about that? There you go. Exactly. Well, now I know. Thanks. Where were you guys 30 years ago? Thanks a lot. Here. Thank you. I'm still completely focused on Ming's remark earlier where he was like, it wasn't in the can, it was out of fire. Yeah, that's how he justifies all his college experiments.

So, technicalities, small details, small details. But that was my favorite thing that came in. And I don't know, do you have one? No, I refuse to answer that question anymore. And so much, you might have had a favorite than ever, you may be on the show. I do. Actually, there is one thing that I'll tell you about. It had to do with you, and I think I told you about this.

Some guy brought in a two-headed pig fetus in jarra femaldeide. And he's like, I want to sell this. I'm like, to me? Like, we're a comic book shop. And he's like, yeah, but I've seen your show. You buy weird stuff. And I'm like, show you you buy weird stuff. I'm like This is really fucking weird. This is this is something that's dead and floating in alcohol and you're trying to sell people on this question

There they go. I know yeah They're not buying your line of cool stuff. I know that was pretty cool It was and I actually I kicked myself in the ass I should have bought it from the guy and given it to Brian for Christmas I actually, I kick myself in the ass. I should have bought it from the guy and given it to Brian for Christmas. It was so good. You were probably going to eat it.

Or eating it. I'm sorry, I can't. Get him what I've actually talked it. So yeah. He would have loved it in the way that Ming looks for love. He had crows, right? Good question, sir.

Good question. Anybody else? Yes, good question. Anybody else? Yes, your question. Do you have any good suggestions? Oh, there is. I'm in question. I have a question for people who are just starting to read comments.

That's a good question. Can you do me a favor and forget everything you've heard up until morning? Yeah. Up until morning. Up until morning. I thought you were going to read something. Well, at least we taught you something. I thought that was the only question. I know, and I thought we were safe after it. I have to use subjective him to the rabbit torture or whatever brain

taught you to do it. I grew up reading the early Avengers comics. It wasn't even that early. My first Avengers comic was 214. But I think that this kind of gives you a little good snapshot. I've seen the movies now. And if you go back and read some of the older Avengers, you can see the movie.

I think it's a little bit more of a story. I think that kind of gives you a little good snapshot. Like if you've seen the movies now, and if you go back and read some of the older Avengers, get a good, like, history lesson. The really cool thing about comic books these days is that they reprint a lot of the older stuff, because nobody can write anything new, so you know, and most of the people who are laughing are people who are trying to read new stuff now. Go back and you can read from like the Avengers and the amazing Spider-Man, go from the beginning. That's the best way to go. I don't know. Is that true anymore?

Yeah. A bunch of crusty old white men super heroes, zero diversity, women's, objectified. I don't know. I don't know if Mike's doing you the right way. He did. I think cool though, so I guess that's the right answer. I got a thumbs up from her, so end. So you're sure to get some approbation today. And I see no more hands, man. We're scared. I'm away.

All right, I'm, are you guys having fun? Is this your first time in Northeastern Ohio? They're like, how are they going to answer you? No, you. Yeah. No, no, they live here, too. I'm asking you asshole. No you! You mean? Yeah, no, no, they live here too. I'm asking you guys. Oh, good. What do you people actually live in Youngston? Yeah. Well, we're like, I've found that in Youngston. Yeah, like when, when, uh, I told somebody I was coming here, they're like, oh, Youngstown

love places at Shill Hall. So, I'm gonna stay in Shillio. I think I'm gonna take a puppet. I'm not gonna come at one where I'm going. But I like shit holes. I don't want to live in a shit hole really, necessarily. But like, coming to a city that like, we always read about young stuff,

Ed O'Neill. Yeah, he's from young stuff. He's from here, that's pretty cool. And a very like, storied and has a rich history in young stuff. So like reading this Wikipedia, which I'm assuming most of is true, I found it fairly, you know,

like illuminating about the area and shit. But going around, everybody hates where they look, everyone. Oh yeah. Like we were just in Washington, people like this place sucks exploring. And then you know, we went to Kentucky, this place sucks. Like everybody likes where they live. I didn't know. I didn't know. People with legal weed like where they live.

What the hell is up with that? Yeah. How can you not like a place with legal weed for God's sake? I think so. Wait, what was I saying? You were talking about young Tony. How much, I don't know if you liked it. Oh, and you're telling me that he had a really shitty question.

Yeah, I think so. That was a question. When you were talking about a little Italian, then to Barry Ding question. When you were a hotel and then to Barry Dingles. You see Stingles, it's also. What is? That's better than Barry Dingles. To me it is.

I never thought it so. No. Right, someone says no. Throw down. I was also shamed for like in Kane's chicken. I showed a little bit of excitement, which I normally don't do because this is a kind of thing that happens. I was, we were going, you know, I was going to breakfast with Mary Beth and sage.

And we passed a Kane's chicken. I was like, oh, Kane's chicken. I was like, I went there. It's really good. Like, Ming, Ming showed us. And I was like, oh Cain's chicken. I was like, I went there. It's really good like Ming Ming show And she's like, it's overrated Who cares about Cain's chicken and like I start feeling bad about being excited about? Really? Yeah, shame a little bit. It's not like Kentucky fried chicken where you see it everywhere Right, and I showed just that little bit of like

Wow positivity. Yeah, see were the cop me? Then we'll flame up whatever you want to call it and someone peed all over it. And what you can do anything and they're like, you can't shame them for that. Yeah, and you got shame for liking chicken. Shame for, well, you need too much. Wow. Yeah.

This is where everybody goes, oh, poor bride. Yeah, got shame for liking, got shame for being a canyac. Yeah, do people here like a got shape for being a caniac. Yeah, do do people here? Let me all like kings chicken. Or people with who things that's overrated who agrees you Why know you do So I got there. I'm like wait, I had to wait for like three weeks to just die down for this. I've already passed the menu because I didn't know you had

four things, what I didn't use. I'm like, oh, it's just me to sell special stuff. Yeah, it's like we're going to try to talk. Directed. Go around there. I'm like, that's a little rated. Oh, can you stand up for a second? Doesn't he look like tall Joe Gatto?

Yes. He does. He does. Right? Doesn't he look like tall Joe Gatto? Yes, he does. Right? A little bit dark. He's got a little belladondo. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. If there were that many people lined up around Kane's chicken,

should they just open one on every block here when that everybody likes it? Well, then a week later, have you guys thinking the thought about going to a Cain's based economy? Yeah, pretty much, you know, you, everybody's gonna have to chicken it and vindicate it. And, yeah. It's all good for now.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, you get Cain's box when you work, you don't really get real money. It's like all within the understood. Which would become Cain's town. Which would become Keynes Town? Which would become Keynes Town? Sponsored by Keynes.

There you go. What about the Beagons? Fuck the ham. Charges of that. Beagons. The Beagons in Ohio. Yeah, seriously. You're a vegan.

Oh, okay. Oh. What up? Is it an ethical choice tomorrow? Good, yeah. Really? I mean, why would I want to eat something that's dedicated in carcass?

Why not? Because the old guys you know why because it tastes good. That's that's the reason if it tasted like shit people would be like I'm a vegan too No, that's a lie No, that's... No, that's a lie. No, that's too... No, that's a real burger. I had the... Actually, it's good, but it wasn't. It's like the same as I go...

Damn straight. Not... Oh, yay. You know you ain't got to go home with her, right? So you must be saying that that was the best damn impossible. That was an impossible burger. Eating even a vegan burger is like, Okay, here's a real woman that you could bang and she's hot. And here's like not even like a real dog But one of those old blow-up plants

On the side it's pretty quick. Yeah, and the mouth is always like And fucking that thing instead like Why would you do that? That only what here if you not say, told me earlier, that's... I'm not saying. Yeah, I didn't say it. He didn't say it. I would say that.

You're for hot than a kid. Say, I would ask. Are you guys on a break now? That's what happened. Hey, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm hoping we can't last my phone. The paint thinner. Oh, yeah, I want you to convenience store that smells heavily of paint thinner.

We went in and we got rid of that. I was hoping that I was going to be able to buy some math, but I turned out there just doing like work. You know, you thought there was a lot of paint. We wouldn't have ever done that. I was hoping that I was going to be able to buy some math but it turned out they were just doing work. You thought there was a lab? A little bit of math lab at the back? I'm going to get in and out before it exploded. I mean, we're in Ohio, right? That has to be a lot of math labs around.

What about math? Could you legalize math with a math lab? Or just not even legalize it, but have a meth-based economy. And we already have a delivery system for the newspaper. We can deliver them there. Love to. The news. Yeah, seriously, it's good.

Yeah, you're trying to, they're trying to. Listen up, Perry White. You're pretty much done. You're just keeping hope alive. What did the newspaper report on? Like was it national stuff? It was mostly like local? Oh, mostly locals.

Change was taken as popular day too. Like was it a local stuff? A local stuff. How good was that? Did you know a lot of people I give? It was like the police plotter. Oh yeah. Yeah, you know, no people.

And what you've like good. Like you're glad you can write about it. There's another kind of matter of public record. You know like Chet Jones got busted for having a meth lab in his garage. That dirty fucker. But it was in the place you brought me. Okay, that's cool. Hey, you're Ming, I just found something out.

What's up? The Gibraltar Center. We went to a con in Michigan, one of our first. Okay. And we went to, they had it in a place that was half like event center and half flea market. So we were comic books, gun show and flea market. Yeah, like foam rubber. Awesome. It was freaking great. But I found out that they closed the Gibraltar Center because they had an underground pot farm.

Oh, really? So literally underground underground underneath the Gibraltar, um, the center they had a pot farm. So right? And that should have you thought about having a pot-based economy here in Amsterdam. But um, this place was in Michigan. It's legal there. It is now.

Right. It wasn't that. It is now. Right. It wasn't then. Oh, so. So now they can come back then. Sure. Oh, wait. This was a great question, Ming. This was not a privately owned.

Yeah, it was. Somebody privately owned it, and they were a privately growing weed. Yes. OK. I thought it was like this place, which is like, wasn't your mother's state or something? The city?

Like, the Sovelli Center. The Wellesoners. The city owned privately managed. Managed by the vindicator. I'm trying to learn all these stuff so when I come up with a new young sound budget, like, it wants me to try. Yeah.

What did you ask me that? Like, why would I ask you that? How did you answer the question then? I told him I would raise revenue by criminalizing people who drive in the passing lane and will go to speed them and won't get the fuck over in a matter of how many times I've flashed your lights. So yeah, like you criminalize that, you take their cars away, mandatory prison time, you take their cars away, you then auction their cars, and then they have to pay all those

fines and fines. Why don't you just kill all that other shit? Because I think that money can't afford to talk about stimulating the economy. Sure you can. You can sell it to vegans like this and pass it off as an impossible burger. Why don't you give me a heart? Well, let me ask you a question. Why do vegans try to make things that look like food, like meat-based products?

And why do you think that we don't try to make meat look like broccoli? There's a reason for that. More importantly, answer this. Right this document is on there. This is important. You're the only vegan here. Oh, excuse me.

Oh. I'm the world's fatest vegan. I'm the only one who's probably here. So. You're the only person in here that counts that's a big one. You wouldn't say it out loud, you might say it to your guy later on, but you think you're better than all of us, don't you? You're on a moral high ground. Actually, because when we go out to eat, it's kind of time to order for me to find something

on the menu. Compared to them, you just get like the dead cane carcass and then there's a means like, get out here and tartar for a vegan to eat at a chain restaurant that a regular person. Are you right? Nice. That's not a challenge. My mind is lost.

This is known. Yeah, because like, why should everyone do it? Yeah, like, there's nothing they're not. Like, yeah. Okay, I can have fries, but I mean, you can't live on just fries. So nine times out of ten. Tell that to all the flan again, that's not true.

Well, he's not here, so I can't. But a lot of times I just get a salad. Like that's my only choice. You were covering shit like this, right? It's not like C.Y. I want to. This is not a great story. This is even an anecdote.

You went to Keynes and you got a salad. No, like I didn't know if they have salad. No they didn't have a salad. I'm like, hey. So when you're in Keynes, you got nothing. That's even more boring. I know. See, that's how you use so much weight because you can't eat two thirds of time and you go out. So you're always hungry and cold. I'm a talent, so I am always hungry. And I am always cold anyway. All right. Let's talk about you being so much older than your boyfriend. Where'd you guys meet? Works, works, get.

You work together. At the vindicator? Not for much longer. 20? Talk about it in real tough. I actually work at a restaurant. I want to meet. And you serve me so you give me to people?

Yes. I did. Aren't you a bit trained? You're not better than us. You're not the only one. You're the same. You're the same as all of them in orders. You're literally...

Actually, after Dequit, he came in to eat, and he was actually getting bacon and sausage. I was like, I'll have a salad. All your stories end with I have a salad. No, actually, it was breakfast. I worked for a chef since breakfast. I knew breakfast was good. Just not dedicated. Go on.

Why did you open a gambler? Was that the first fight? What was your first fight of a? Probably I've ever like, eaten my cheesecake. Is there anything on your life as such food? She didn't say she's a damn. She's isn't't a tell like it I thought she was a vegan right she's a cheese cake is a vegan So that's the avenue you went down and you hit the dead end and you're like son of a bitch It's all your fault. Why wasn't there a sign on what there was?

What do you got? So since you've been here, what is the best cosplay that you've seen? The best cosplay? There was this unbelievably original daddy's little monster that I saw. So rare to see. I don't know, I don't know, Daddy's a little monster that I saw. So rare to see that. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't really know. The dude that was dressed up like an anaman, that was pretty cool. Oh no, a Captain Kangaroo I saw. Yeah. Yeah, he was good. Yeah, there's a Dr. Donuts guy.

The same guy. The same guy. All right, yeah, it's very clever. Wait a minute, hold on. That's why they get my coffee. Shit. All right, I gave him two bucks, too What would I be allowed to cosplay as Jared from so boy?

That's what anyone really recognize you know, you play just remember he was real into little Asian girls So you play my little Asian Talking that real high voice like And the second to see Jared's I Wonder that one you think they would let me do it I wonder if you think they would let me do it. I'll break slide here. I'm actually watching the people who are wearing glasses to see if any of them

are going to like take them off. Like a fuck. Is there something you've been working on? Yeah, I have you. For the past 45 seconds. Oh, okay. That's right. Nothing's more important right now. Do I really look like Joe? I mean, that's the... That would have really put... Nothing's more important right now. Do I really look like Joe?

That would have really put a... Don't gotta scousy to that cosplay's not consent campaign. I think you dressed like Jared from Subway. Yeah. Anyway, your question, sir. So you talked about the one season where you have some bad producers. Any good stories to share? Dirt, you want dirt? I'm not sure the TV perspective of it.

You know, they're talking about the show, your experience with it. What are the things? You know, like you're supposed to? Oh, what were the good times? Yeah, I really looked at you guys. No, I'll come on. I'm gonna admire.

I'm more of a pants. Actually, you know what? The second season was some of the best episodes we'd put out, because we pushed the envelope. We did a lot of shit that. We did a lot of stuff you'll never see. Yeah. We did a reenactment of like,

you got kicked out of your house, man. Well, I mean, it was the reenactment. It was a reenactment where Ming got kicked out of his house, his wife kicked him out of the house. So he went down to the stash and he slept in the basement. And we got like a midget,

like a little like midget guy to play Ming. Because Walt thought that he saw a ghost down in the basement. Like a troll, he thought he's done his little troll run around the basement, but it just turned out to be me. Like a troll, any of the Russian teams on the floor. It was like foaming on the mouth, yeah. So he shot all of this We needed smoke in there so they trucked on a smoke machine down there and all of a sudden all the fire alarms went off And then so I'm down there. I'm like can I leave you out like no no we're shooting this and then all of a sudden I hear this huge army of fire trucks Coming down on the store instead of the fire alarm and the fire marshal like this whole team of fireworks come down to the basement

I'm gonna towel like my teeth. So they run this corner they see me I'm like hey what's up guys. And they're they're looking around and we had like stuff piled up to the ceiling so I guess we had violated all these fire codes. Oh my god like they looked at like we were hoarders like like how did we not see this like you just guys cleaned this up and I'm like, what's going on? They never, they never, like that they showed us to do. Yeah, I showed it to us and we never, that never saw the like day. They were not to shoot the rest.

Yeah. That was fun to do. That's the thing season two, they would tell us, they're like, you're gonna do this, so it would be like, no we're not. They'd be like, yeah, yeah, I'm like, no we're not. And ultimately, they can't force you to do anything. Like, when these guys got married,

the first time on TV, not the second time, but they don't. In real life, yeah. They wanted to, like, we did like a 12 hour day at the auction, and then we went back to the store. They were like, all right, we're gonna shoot that scene now with the wedding stuff. And it's like, we're not, like, we want it to be like,

we want to be like a whole thing, like a presentation, not these guys, and the same exact clothes they were wearing all the Mike was in events, so we look things We want to make it a whole thing and the guys like all right well one of the producers like around I'll go check I said I'll talk no I said I'll go talk to whoever Jordan I said I don't care who you talk to we're not gonna do Yeah, this is red ginger guy always pissed always flushed and He and then we didn't do it that day We shot it a different day. They just they had ideas of what they thought was funny. These are not funny guys So they didn't know what was funny

Kevin said we're not gonna do the like you you know what they call a boat to you, if on the fly interview, like somebody goes to pond stars. And there's a camera on them, they're like, hey, why are you bringing this into the, and he's like, cause I want money, it's always the same thing. It's always the same thing, so.

Yeah, I lost it at the tables, what the, yeah, nobody really cares about the story. They really care about it. Yeah, and they're like, I'm hoping you get five grand for this, and then they go back to me at the end of the ball. They gave me 5 dollars. We got brought in a quilt with autographs on it.

I expected 50 thousand dollars for it. I think they just turned it down entirely. Is this the pawnstars Q&A? Yeah, I don't think so. We'll walk that off. We'll find a world war two memorabilia over there. Yeah, but that's boring. So instead of that, we did the podcast table stuff instead,

which I thought was way more interesting. Well, the assistant I'm shooting these interviews with. For an entire month, they wasted one of our camera crews and just to talk to these people. And they kept coming up to us and being like, hey, you guys are going to back our play, right? You're going to talk to Kevin people and they kept coming up to us and being like, hey, you guys are going to back our play, right? You're going to talk to Kevin about getting these OTS.

We're like fucking cool. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go against Kevin. Yeah, sure. You're going to be expecting these guys. They just wanted it to be what they wanted it to be. I'm sorry? Did they hear it?

Did they hear what they got? No, he wasn't on camera. He came in during the off season and I was like, and I'm still kicking myself If I ever see that guy, I'm gonna give him the five bucks you want it. Yeah, you should have bought it man I see why you wouldn't have bought that Like I said get him was around it's he thinks it's a free buffet. No, it's not relative Say, I know it was oh you were looking for positive stuff So yeah, that was, oh, you were looking for positive stuff. That was pretty positive.

Tell her to go fuck themselves at every turn. To me, it's positive. I don't like being told what to do generally. Do it like that at all. Specifically. I was standing on the other day. I was watching a sneaky peat, and there's like one point where somebody's like, all right, you're coming with me.

Do you know, like, how rarely does that happen to you in real life? Like, unless you're being arrested,, you're coming with me. Do you know, like how rarely does that happen to you in real life? Like, unless you're being arrested when you're a kid, yeah, like anyone ever says, hey, you're coming with me. Or like being kidnapped yourself. But in real life, almost never, right? Once or last time somebody said to you, hey, you're coming with me.

I mean, obviously, earlier today. Yeah. Before that. Any you, anytime you eat so Was that positive enough for you Oh, they sucked. We'll continue to talk We we can cover another hour of just their bullshit. So. Oh, hey, you know, it can tell you. One of the things he did was I used to work different.

These guys all work there, so they have these stepshirts on. And I'm talking a little higher, let's go. I'm just sharing. Yeah. I don't know why I'm telling you this deep and that's off the record. It's all the record. So there were a whole bunch of what do you would cop? No, I was just joking.

No, I was. But I got to wear any shirts I wanted generally. And I would pick five or six from the first. So the second season, they're like, oh, it'd be cool if you could just wear a stash shirt. I'm like, I don't work there. And everybody knows I don't work there. So I'm just going to wear, you know, the shirt's in order to wear. And I had like, probably five picked up.

And then he's like, hey, you know, it'd be easier for editing if you did four. And then it was easier for editing if you did three. He's trying to get me down to one shirt, and he kept annoying me about it. So I was like, all right, I'll wear one shirt. I agreed to it. So I made a t-shirt that myself. It was just a white t-shirt, and it was a giant cock with two lightning bolts next to it. So I made a t-shirt myself. It was a white t-shirt and it was a giant cock with two lightning bolts next to it.

And it said, dick magnet. And I wore it in the next day and I was like, I picked my shirt, this is what I'm gonna wear. Just wear whatever you want. It's right, don't let anybody tell you what to do. Yeah, if you surprise. That's for all your kids out here. Don't let anyone tell you what to do. Yeah, if you surprise. That's for all your kids out here. Don't let anyone tell you what to do.

See, the whole time you could have been basically given him the dick man of the treatment, and you didn't even know it. Then it would turn. What? It's you have no idea. Oh, and I should boss it here around here. She does. We spoke.

How do you guys like clashed about a story? Yeah, if you put it in your head. You know, like, there should be on the front page and he's like, no way. Let me just try to stop up. And I think that you should bring it up today so you better bring it up. I did this page, this alumni page for, you know, the employees of the paper. And I told him, I said, oh, I shouldn't believe what I should do, this is what we get about for any of you on Facebook.

And you say, oh, yeah, go ahead, go ahead. And I'm like, I think I'm gonna let you on the off-hitter side of work. Yeah, I get a lot of people said it. I think outside of it, there's a lot of, we, well, not really, don't get along with it, but, because we do. Yeah. We do sometimes. But, not for much longer. don't get along with my words. Because we do. Yeah.

It feels so much. But. Not for much longer. I'm not going to worry about it. What are you going to do next? I'm hoping to take a nap right off the bat. After that, I go. The world is yours.

You're like Scarface, I'm shit, right? Yeah. Going across the sky. Have you considered trafficking cocaine? Have you thought about a copate? Work for Scarface. Hi. I didn't really work.

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barricaded yourself in the building? Yeah. That would be a, that would get you nationally. Yeah, Mojang. Right? And then on top of it, people would be like, you know what we should see in this paper. Or, but maybe exactly. Or we should storm this place, kill everyone in there. And here's where they got them. Just like this right? I thought there was like journalistic integrity. Now, now you guys suck. You deserve to be closed Any other non-bindicator questions?

Tell people care about it. Did you just have, did you have comic strips in it? Oh, comic comics every day. Every day? Every day. Yeah, you should just went like Ziggy don't need no color, man. Waste the money, right? Yeah. It's all the waste of money. Like you think of all those pages ended up every day

over the course of how many years, if you've just gone black and white instead of been black. I can only remember you. We're the vindicated for everybody else. Now look at you. You're moder monitoring this shit. Climb up and start picking. There's so many things you can't have.

Yes, I'm over there. OK, what time is it? 3.50. 3.50. That's what he wanted to have here. I never got there. So from the redactin with the midget. Yeah, it was a cool story. Something that had well like Mike said, Stan B in the team manager.

Yeah, that would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool.

I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. I would have been cool. Yeah, that was in the works. Yeah, we were all practicing our spins I asked quite a few times even not let us do it. We wanted to do the the dunking booth But we wanted to do like a up custom appreciation like barbecue out in the back in the back parking lot But there's a huge dumpster there and that's what we I mean this thing's it has

Visible stink lines coming off of it from surf taco has visible stink lines coming off of it from surf taco. Oh, there's a fried taco joint next to us. There's a grease trap back there like where they dump all the stuff. So it's like nasty. We wanted to have like a barbecue pack there and that'd be like, our special guest star was the dumpster. So that would have been great. How far you was the last season storyboarder?

What happened? What was that? No, storyboarded. What happened? What was it? No, no, no. Storyboarded. Mr. Color Comics over there. Storyboarded nothing. Most of the stuff came from us, Walton, and we came up with the story idea.

Oh, you mean, if you had story meal answer for the plate for the next season, it didn't happen? No, we didn't. There's stuff that we wanted to do, but not stuff that we had formally like proposed to do. Talk to people about podcasts. No. Oh, you're so successful. I'm so excited.

What am I coming with you next? I mean, now you don't want to talk about podcasts. Exactly. I want to know, the one time you got Ming-Chen to not talk about podcasting. Holy crap, good job. All right, podcasting might have killed the papers at this point. Yeah, you should be like, let's stay the hell away from podcasting.

Yeah. And this lame duck over here is trying to boss you guys around. I'm gonna tell you some of the f*****. I think it boss her out a little bit, not these two. This gentleman's got a question. I just, curious, would, if you had the chance,

would you make the comic book men that you want to make instead of producers overseeing it like We've heard both a lot of times Baka said hammered it up would you make Your Would you do if you had a chance? I want to be one of you do

Brian Johnson's comic book men I want to be a little bit good. I don't want to be a little bit good. Brian Johnson's comic book men? Yeah, they like that setting but not so over-the-top. What's that supposed to mean? Yeah, I mean no, no.

Yeah, I know network would allow us to do it like the way I would want to do it. I know it would mostly be language. Yeah. And some of the stuff I would want to do it. I know you only want to be language and some of the stuff being a little more like real. It became too fucking Scooby Dooish at a certain point where it's like Michael call turn, what are you doing here? These people don't judge what I mean.

And this stuff doesn't just come in. Like the only thing, I mean it is pretty scripted like in terms of like a framework but the stuff that's important to me, like in terms of like a framework, but the stuff that's important to me, like the banter and the back and forth and that shit, none of it's scripted, none of it's scripted. Yeah, that was all us. So to me, I mean, you have to set it up somehow. If it's over the top and it will be, it should be. You'd have to be a fucking idiot to think that that shit was really happening, you know. So to me, the stuff that we said, the conversations

were far more important than actual framework of the show. So I guess maybe I was just trying to make this stuff a little more believable than, you know, obviously they had to come up with shit in order to make... You have to do multiple takes on search, you know, just if they make easy that, or if you're like, you know, get it. I didn't like to do it. I didn't like to do it. I would usually say something different because it doesn't seem the same. Second season they always wanted to do more takes.

And they tried to, hey say it this way, it's funnier and no it's not. No you guys are the three least funny people on the face of them. Yeah, I think by the third season we didn't have to do that anymore. They found budget for another camera, so like you can cover everything, so we'd have to repeat anything. And then one year we had three cameras on us, it was great. But yeah, Brian Johnson's comic book, Brian, I'd be down for that. Or would I? I did the likes. Get out some of those old school plastic dolls with the seams.

Right? Right? Some more Asian jokes. Like anything goes, right? They would let me, yeah, they would let me, yeah. That was regrettable. They would let me do the Ming voice. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. They even cut one joke from the, yeah. Remember the stand-up night? They took you one joke. Oh... Remember the stand-up night? They took you one joke. Oh yeah, stand-up night.

We did a stand-up comedy night, and Quinn from Pryklo Jokers was the MC. The MC, yeah. Yeah, so we had to like come up with a stand-up act, and one of my jokes was, let me try to think of the exact phrase, and they cut it, not surprising. It was like,

what do, wait what was it again? What's the difference between Superman and Ming's parents? Only one of them. That would allow me to say. Good job, good job man. Up bad for no. Yeah, I guess there's such things like the anti-Asian defamation league and they didn't want that company on AMC. Like, you know, they were like, now. I'm like, really, we're afraid of them now. And yeah, they have that other show where they bash Asian kids head until it's a bloody pulp.

And that's okay. They don't like it, but that's too hot for amc. I don't know man Amc is all over the map They were another no Asians on amc. So what's up with that? They all gone pretty much yeah Purging you guys cover that maybe I Engage in purging I mean, I'm not saying that's why we we got canceled, I'm not saying that's not why we got canceled. I'm not saying that's not why we got canceled.

Because of her, I say it's definitely what we're going to do. Yeah, so to be good to your Asian. Yeah. All right. Well, thanks, Ming. That might fall. Yes. So, how would Colour Book have been different if he was on it?

If you hadn't been already committed to jokers Because he was like how would you how would you revitalize the economy young He was in the sizzle reel Seen I don't know I don know, because it never got that far. But I argue that if he had been on it, it might not have worked, because then it's like me and Walt and Q and just ganging up on me, or ganging up on Mike. You know, I don't know.

Somehow it's different if it's just me and Walt. I like that so much. I don't know. I don't know. It it's different if it's just me and Walt. I like that so now, I don't know, I don't know. It seems semi-fair if it's two against two. Yeah, because you have like the four roles filled out. You have like the Fistidious Business Man, which is Walt, the fucking Bootlick Asshole, which is Ming, the Knowledge Guy, which is Mike and the regular Asshole Guy, which is Ming.

You know? So, like, I don't know if there's room for another. I never could see how you did this whole thing. Sure, your regret's not being honest, alright? You can be doing this instead of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Plus he knows about it.

And selling out cruises. What could have happened? I don't know. Do you think he doesn't? He's on a pretty damn successful show and we're here Being covered by the vindicator About us where you yeah, we're narcissistic bastards. You might already got nothing. I mean, this particular panel, I meant like, like you guys have played. I was on the front page Saturday.

Today's front page has some cosplay, Storanco, some people. Forget Mether Cain's. It's like an entirely viewous, view-based economy for this. Yeah, yeah. Like, then we're gonna do a story about Ladondo. And then a story about this guy

who kind of looks like Joe Gondow. Yeah. And so on Cain's, he looks like Ladondo. I need someone to fact check who was Chris Ladondo. Oh, vegan Jesus. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, scrap him. I'm taking that out of the headline. Yeah, like have you done any stories on veganism? About all the places I can't go to. That's a sc expose. But on my side I actually most covered her paranormal indicator. You were a paranormal? Yeah she had me a

picture of a ghost. I was being polite. That didn't look like a ghost. That's where. Yeah, your biggest problem. You have a question? Mary, Mary Beth, tell her she's like, I tell her some of the things I say at cons, and she's like, you're a bully, and you're an asshole. No, no, that's just justified though. And I didn't understand it at the time, but she's like,

you embarrassed people, you know that, right? I was like, I don't think so. She's like, no, you definitely do. But why don't you ever ask me? No, I don't. I don't. I don't. Justifying me? Yeah, you definitely do. Justifying.

What was your question? My question is, four of you who's voting Walt versus the practical jolars, death cage match, who can care so? And who wins the game? I'll honestly, we're winning in the end because they are pampered groteses now. Yeah.

And when I sat there manicures. Right, they can't buy their way out of that fight. And we want to mess up their manicures. Right, they can't buy their way out of that fight. This fight. Yeah. So I'm like, I, um, you couldn't even begin to plum the depths of anger that Mike and I hold. Oh my God.

So like, I know those guys for decades and I love them. I still fucking mind. I'm just giving the chance. I've known some of them for a couple of years and I would back Brian's plan. I'd be like, we're two on one, we'll go after that guy's for hurting. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Hey, who are you punching first? Uh, you and I'm gonna say, I was gonna say, oh my god, look at what Sal did to

me. Everybody. And then this friendly fire, as far as Mike and I are concerned, it's me and Mike for sure. Yeah, I'm pretty good. And if we can somehow manage the last two men standing, some two have to die. What was the hardest hitting thing you ever were involved in? Yeah, what was the most, like the most scandalous one? What got the most feedback? Not the fake news, I don't talk about it. Let me tell you, as far as hits on website and everything, I can't you not, when we posted it, that's the King's chicken thing was open.

I'm not kidding. But as far as news stories, I've been there almost going down years. So I've been. And the biggest story was King's Chisholm. Which I just heard second hand from her. And that was fine. I wouldn't need to read a whole story about it. Your encapsulation was perfect.

Have you thought about hiring her? How do great benefits package at this point? What are you doing for the next eight weeks? I mean, hey, we could all die tomorrow. A lot of corruption stories. Like murder most fans? Something like that? For us to be a lot of political corruption.

Officers. Murder. Where, um, don't have scanners anymore. So, you know, you peer... What do you mean you know upstairs like police guys? Yes What do you mean who's we the paper? Yeah, like you both people don't you're not allowed to yeah They digitize it so you can't listen Listen Indicators and recognize abs

Their system is not out of that Okay Their system is not out of that. Okay. So we're using things together to do and research through like Facebook and stuff like that to find out potential gunman. That was, I was on that night and... Was you finding them? Yes. Yeah. But we can't print anything until we have published. Two sources?

See that again. All right. It's all this integrity that Facebook's not on legit. Hey, I'll put it on Wikipedia for you. Close sources, isn't that what you do? A close source said. That's all you got to say. Yes. What do you know?

You're not going to do business. You guys have to do what everyone else is doing. But do you see how fast people rush and print shit that is 100% not true? Yeah. All you need to do is be faster than them. They're all still on them. If you're just faster than them, but you guys are like, how do you work Facebook again? No, what's this app? Yeah, this is the truth. Like usually, because I'm from from not a good area of the payday in New York's town, we usually know if somebody got killed,

we know 40 women in paper anyway. We'll get a kill, we'll kill them. That's where the fools are on the ground reporters. Yeah, that's right. You guys are on Facebook. I've read your story. I've read your story. I'm admiring your gores.

Oh, my gosh. Like, Richard and Shy, look at that. Like Kevin Smith. admiring your Why the worst that question no, wow they pay for you to do stuff No best and worst. Yeah. To me, it's the same thing, the movies. It's great to get people aware of, you know, comics and the stories, but by the same token, they don't send people into buy comics. So screw that noise. So we want your money for these guys are exactly where they've been. Yeah, all this rebooting with number one's and stuff to boost sales. It's it's short live, the short side and doesn't doesn't really work.

I guess the best, I mean, like you know, they like end game making like billions of dollars. That's, you that that that kind of I mean That sort of helps us right are you high? You're so eloquent. Yeah, really I'm gonna help him in a hurry now, man People are just watching like he dies I thought Brian was supposed to be high I'm sorry. I was partying clean with last night. I'm a little slower

He's still high. I did much of part blackboard in Lakewood man. It was awesome. It sounded pretty good. Is that it? It was good. That a good area. Lakewood. It's cool. What's the King's chicken situation? They have way more stuff there. Who has the last question that has to be a barn burner? Hey, come on. You gotta give him a good, level. There we go. Barber, confident, Kyron. Burn down the barn, sir. What is the most mad you've ever been at here in these days? Oh, mad. Oh, have you ever been mad at him? Like, fuck yeah. Hey, good to you, my son for Mike. You tell him. It's actually a question for you. He's more in, he's as much in your world as he is in mind

Yeah, I don't get mad. I mean he stole our domain name and I still didn't get mad He hit on my wife. I really didn't get mad at him. It was yeah close to like oh Yeah, I just got my wife What yeah, I knew I thought it wasn't like if you had a If you had a younger sister I would marry her and I was just a Fendiply a leader or no, he said marry Mary I had a younger sister. I would marry her. And I was just a fan of you. I was a fan of you. I was a fan of you. No, he said marry.

Marry? Yeah, I was a fan of the D-Thoughty could get anywhere close. Because that's, I mean, he is, if you've ever seen a little bit. He's a little bit of a fan of you. Yeah, I know. What the hell, man? He doesn't wear white things, right? Just so you know.

So you didn't take it as like, um, a compliment? Yeah, a compliment. I don't want him in my family, no. But she doesn't have a sister. You're taking, oh, does she? Yeah. And you thought you would marry him possibly? No.

But I mean, just the fact that he's still alive, the possibility exists. We're in your mind. It's like, look, I know I can't have Mike's wife. Yeah, but maybe I could, but I want to pose like a problem. Right. Right. But I'd like the next closest thing you like you know he's coveting her

That's why we're good. So yeah, the main commandment is coveting my wife for God's sake Can you believe that bastard? Yeah, what's your op-hissed? Oh, was your reaction? You still mad him for that? No, I could give a shit less I mean there's no sound like it like He's like he's just starting to breathe easy. I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't-

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I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- I don't- like, say shit, like he should interject almost never. I feel because there's always somebody who's gonna say something better, but every once in a while, he says something that's like, I'm glad he said that, you know. So maybe mild and noise, but getting angry. Get him out of the thing, in case you don't. I'm not gonna say anything. And you probably told him how to describe him.

Yeah, yeah, people are like, is that a person? Traudalidine? Yeah, a monkey list. And he's a guy that we met at some auction and he sort of like warmed his way in. Like much like a heartworm. Yeah. He's parasitic. He's like actually heartworms.

He's like pencil vestor. In Rick and Morty. He's like pencil vestor. He's one of those alien parasites who clums onto you. And you're like ugh. And now we're talking to Rick and Morty. He's missing two teeth up front. He could get him replaced, he chooses not to, he buries his money. In his yard, much like a cat buries the shit.

Yeah, he looks for bottles on his off-hours, he goes to a bottle, something called a bottle dump. He goes and looks for bottles. He hasn't changed, he's his bed sheet in a year. We wanted to go in his house to shoot a Christmas special. He wouldn't allow it because he's a hoarder. He's 40 years old, folks. So any of you single ladies out there? Yeah, I know it doesn't sound like he's awesome.

I'm saying it doesn't sound like he's awesome. Yeah, yeah. Right, you guys saw a video. Weirdly awesome. He awesome. Yeah, yeah, right you guys saw video weirdly awesome He's still married, yeah hasn't seen his wife since the wedding night, but still married So I get him question Bucket I'm still high. I don't care

I don't care. Oh, well, I'm waiting. You're saying this is better than his then? You're like, he thought that was the last question. All right. Oh, what do you got? How do you feel about David Letterman, Dr. Hesel? The big beer? You should've lit him up.

You should've lit him up. You should've lit him up. You should've lit him up. You should've lit him up. You'll remember David Letterman's like, how can I be more relevant? Oh, it's comic book. Oh, it's a shit. All right. Yeah. You'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say,

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and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, and I'll say, And then they never came like some shit like doesn't come back on people Jimmy Fallon's in black face in in shit And nobody said anything and I'm like would someone please get mad at this asshole Yeah, seriously, what's wrong with you guys? He's in a he's a complete scumbag

He comes off. I just he comes off like a rodent man Like you swim around the celebrities and he's like yeah, like he's just so like he just wants to agree Why'd you start him on this? Oh my God. Good job, sir. Well done, sir. Well done. You're kind of a quick man.

Yeah. Yeah. Woo!