Tell Em Steve-Dave - #414: This Shithole Earth

Episode Date: July 23, 2019

Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.

That's the way it is. That's the way it is. You heard it here. So Tuesday the aliens arrived, they held it over New York City. Wednesday you're coming to work. Maybe Thursday. I was watching my lovely bride, Stacey Patela, and sleep the other night, and it was just I'm not sure. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave, straight out of the basement, which actually sounded pretty good.

I have to say it sounded really. It sounded better than it normally sounds up here Why I don't know? It's just strange right because there's no corpening to so you think it would sound more echoey. Yeah, not at all I can have an ass basement. No, it sounded crazy and warm about the mic because we knew it was gonna be in the show sound Good, but whatever it was we sounded glorious. That's really what matters. Let's leave that behind us We sounded glorious. That's really what matters. Let's leave that behind this. It's never talked about it again. Wall with a hurt heel we find out. Q with a hurt leg. Her body.

Yeah. Do with hurt feelings. Why? I don't have hurt feelings. I do have fat news though. I had to start to start trimming down. You do? Yeah. so The last time I did this doctor was like two day. It is so hot in here. Are you hot? It's a little warm. It's broiling Come on freaky freesy. What do you got it set up? I don't even even have it set my just It's over there. I just deal with it. I don't I don't feel anything here. True per Seconds into the goddamn thing feel anything. You're a trooper. Just went in three seconds into the cut damn thing. Um, it's like a cut out sugar bubble ball. That shit's I've been doing that for two days

with like zero energy. Yeah. Oh, sucks man. What are you all this way for? Uh, being too fat is mostly it. Yeah, but we're we've got something. Someone told you to do it. Yeah, she like it medically fat. Cause you said I have to. Well, want to. Yeah, want to. Yeah, no, nobody's telling me I got a well, somebody is but fuck her. The funny definitely. Oh my God, I can't believe this. All right. So, um, it's being to be into fat. This is where I'm going. So I, I, I'm just discussing. I can hear you. I'm just going to check this temperature.

Yeah. Um, but I'm also discussing. I can hear you, I'm just gonna check this temperature. Yeah. But I'm also getting older, so things are just starting to go wrong. I think the problem is that I'm turning into like, I gotta find this. I guess this is just what happens when people get older, they just become like, daughtering, like, daughtering idiots. Like, I'm seeing changes in me and I don't like them one. I'm putting on weight two So yesterday the reason I'm all banged up today is I as I drop my motorcycle

If you don't drop with you don't ride a motorcycle that means you spilled it You know just tipped over went on its side and you scrambled to get out of the way before you got burned by a pipe 14 years riding motorcycle I never know 15 years, I never happened to me. They say it's gonna happen. I mocked them and I didn't. So yesterday, I dropped the motorcycle. I get myself old banged up. I sent you the picture of my road rash and shit like that. Let them home. We're covering. And this, this is from convalescing. Okay. Here we go. I don't want to describe it to you, but this is one of my security camps My cat cameras I should say oh happened right in front of your place. No, no, no This is this is a separate incident about two hours after the motorcycle issue

And I have these cameras in my house usually they're not plugged in when home Because I keep them there for the cats, but I guess I forgot but as it happens All right, well we can't post this so we got to give an accurate description of cue walking around his place Cameras on him at all times. Oh My god, oh my god I was like, whoa, oh my god. Oh my god. We got a long way to land the floor. I just give up.

I'm just like, it's almost a full minute that I'm just on the floor. Whatever I do. It's like you stepped on a tack or something. Why'd you jump up like that? I cat walked in the room as I walked out, so I didn't want to step on him. Oh, okay.

Yeah, it looked like they were trying to avoid something or you stepped on something hot. No, but then like there's He jumps and then there's the full on banana peel car First it looks like I avoided a full and then here But at least it was great at least that you have the gracefulness of an athlete though I didn't do a lot of money or something It almost looks like like a security security cam like I did, do you want money or something? So good. Oh.

It almost looks like a security cam fake slip and fall for insurance money. Oh, God, I remember. And the early 2000s, there would be those UK videos where it was like a half hour commercial music, right? Just music. And people falling down in the mall and all the old

senior citizens laughing. And they would just show these weird weird cuts and it was like a half-hour of like stuff like that but yet you could buy on VHS or new DVD at that time you know it was like Australia or a great Britain or so one of these places I think I may have been Australian you're just like what fuck you want to why don't want to watch the commercial that I'm gonna take I go down, down so hard. That was it. Yeah. Really?

Okay, it looked like you, you know, you kind of, right? You killed me. But I stubbed my toes so fucking hard on the, on the stair. And then my knee, when it hit the floor, I was like, oh, fuck. Because I was still bleeding from the accident. What are we gonna do when we have like, I mean, this is sort of a young, viral cue relatively, relatively you know that we got here. This is the beginning of the year.

The beginnings of the year. Yeah. But what are we going to do in 10 years? We're like you in that house with those stairs. We don't hear from them like he doesn't text you back. It might be because like oh he's dead. He's not with us anymore. He's running.

Yeah. So that was a bad day for me yesterday. Well I got I found that I had. He's running. Yeah. So there was a bad day for me yesterday. Well, I got, I found that I had planners heel yesterday. Yeah, get him, get him diagnosed it. Told me, oh, you didn't go to the doctor for it? No, no. Oh, I got it.

He just, he just told me that I have planners heel. So I was like, damn, and he goes in, there's nothing you could do for it. Just like out or teak or any number of things. Might want to get like a first opinion on that rather than right. You don't go directly to the second opinion. Well then I got home. I went on a web MD and he was he was right. You really just have to wait six months to a year for it to go away.

And it's not debilitating but it's just kind of annoying, you know. Just like pain here and there. Yeah, only when you like after you wake up in the morning, when you step that when you step off the bed and you're like, you know, just like paying here and there. Yeah, only when you like, after you wake up in the morning, when you step then, when you step off the bed and you're like, you know, that for that first like two minutes, it's like a painful heal, but then when it loosens up, it goes away. I went out to the very first time ever

to the, the Gidham mistake. Wow. Wow. I'm doing this thing for a patron, we're doing a video called The Day in a life of Gimsteve Dave And he didn't want anybody out there to do any filming or doing any sound So I was like what if it's just me? What if I just do everything just me and you buy ourselves and he agreed to it So I went out there usually aren't like closed sets reserved for nudity

I have these sex scenes not like I do not need anyone looking in my window and seeing the piles of garbage. Now your reaction, it was the same as Mike's when I came in and I told him, because Mike was like, what are you doing here so early? Because I had to be there early because I wanted to get him at what he does. Like he has to get up early and take care of the farm. So I was there like eight o'clock in the morning. So I got to work like almost an hour before I had to be and he goes, what are you doing here so early? When I told him, his face was like yours He's like he couldn't believe that he allowed someone to know where he lives I didn't know that was that that's what their protect it as a link and I know his real name yeah I know yeah right you're right

weird about it I wish there was a world that I was able to come with him and because I would love to go he would love that if you just popped up if you were in the car with me I don't know about that as much as Q-Tex, and asked him to go to Vegas, sell his other shit. He's a weird dude. Yeah, but I saw the form. I saw how he runs it. It's tight ship.

Yeah. Did you see his cardboard collection? No. That was one of the stipulations. He was like, you can't come in. And I was like, hey, I respect you. I mean, at what point is boss? Like, you're not allowed in my frontal.

But at what point do we find out it's not cardboard boxes, but cadavers? I mean, it is weird how much because if he's saying, like, look, I don't want anyone here, in fact, friend of how long I don't even want you inside or looking inside. That means he's ashamed as well. He should be right. But he's told me that he has a hoarding problem. He can't, right, but he can't just be like, fuck it up or address it, maybe. He'd rather live with it.

Well, yeah, obviously, I mean, he has a nice, he's fine. I mean, the dude is fine in his own skin. There's no doubt about it. As much of it as there is. Yeah. I mean, if everybody was as comfortable... The luger would be fine in the skin. Yeah.

But if everybody would, it's as comfortable as... Fuck, he won't let me cue coming to his house. Yes, a little bitch. I think the world would be a better place. I mean, he's... The people were more like it. Well, literally, he's come in his house. Some of it. I think the world would be a better place. I mean, he's a little bit more like it. Well, literally, he's not upset with anything. Like, he's comfortable in his house.

Oh, if you're content with everything. He seems to be totally cool, whatever. But as a person who's not content almost in every single aspect of my life, I look at a guy like that and I'm like, there's no way it's 148. He's mentally retarded. I like who could be happy with this shit, but he does seem to be.

Yeah. Yeah, there's a good nature like. It's little things that like make it for him. No, it's just crazy. The things that like he, like a child at times, like showing off his new like, his new keychain. It's like, yeah, so I like he's sweet. That he brings to what like this this these little trinkets.

Whatever a hole he's trying to fill. Did you hear about this? No, what's that? Bob? Two weeks ago, he's looking at it. He's like, oh, that's a nice one. He's like, I found one like that at the... At the... Race track?

Wherever, wherever. And he carries it around with him. Yeah. But it's not his. Yeah. It's just a car fog. And I think I don't think, I mean, everyone is like, we already know.

And why the fuck would you do it? Yeah. It doesn't matter with you. That's crazy. I mean, again, it's just these little things. These little quirksks I call them and you know He's whistling and he's got a he's got a Happy smile for everybody that he came into contact with on that farm and who would you come in the contact with other farmer?

No, the horses. Oh the horses. Okay, so you guys are You guys are counting animals as people because he has no no around. I guess. Yeah, you'll look for the video. I'm as people. Video on Patreon. It's gonna be it's gonna be it. I can't wait. I'm gonna submit it for some sort of a word. You call like Sundance? You're not kev out of the running next year. There's got to be like some sort of like place I could submit this video. Maybe some kind of webbie award. Do you have some music scored?

All sad shit mostly? No, this is a this is a feel good story. Yeah, this is about a. Who's feeling good to see from get him? Did you guys see Bagel shrimp isn't going anywhere you would think that inside of a week That little short guy who blew up would um he's gonna be on the how it's turned you he's gonna be on stern He was on Jim and Sam. He's been doing a bunch of he was on what's that shade 45?

He's got a manager. He's got a social media company doing his thing Yes, right while I'm on top He's got a week. It could all be gone. Yeah Jim brought something up that he was like he should be doing cameo right now I think yeah, right, you know Exactly, I mean he's got like two week window one It's very short. He doesn't seem I watch the interview with him and he's he's a pretty upbeat guy and some of the stuff He says you're like, okay, I get it like I get why he'd feel this way But then some of the shit you're just like he's a he's a mental patient like there's something seriously

See like he's not just short. There's nothing seriously wrong with this guy and he's gonna box If it's a celebrity you person he's gonna box you know, they like do celebrity boxing and shoot I still do that. That's so I haven't seen a match in quite some time But I was like tiny a harding verse somebody and screech Oh Antoine Dodson who was the bedroom intruder guy. Do you remember that from years and years ago? And they saw a leprechaun in the tree? I did. No, no. It was, yeah, that guy. Um, who is going to go out and pay to see that event? Even if it was like a dollar on pay

per view, um, who's buying that? Like drunk people. Like if you like have a pay per view or something, I mean, to actually go to it. He's like, that's what I say. Like, hey, there's a great video I got working on the pain of life. Get him. Who would watch that shit? That's how wood watch that. That's a leprechaun, dude, ain't it?

No, no, no, he just, you know, I'm probably gonna have to cut that part out, Walt, because it was worth different black people. But, no, he was the like, hija kids, hija wife, the rapen-air buddy out here. Her buddy, I believe, was actually the, uh, what is going on? What? Yeah, for a while, you my phone, when you called me, was him.

Somebody remixed him into a song. Yeah, it's a great. So that's a great remix. Um, what the fuck? I saw you. Oh, are you done with that? No, no, yeah, fucking I've had shit. It always jumps on to the real goddamn network. I can't take it. I can't take it. I don't have the blood sugar that it requires to handle this kind of nonsense. Okay.

Once we got through this, you're typing in there though. No, I'm just pushing something because the internet doesn't work for me. Oh my god. Fuck it. Fuck it. I can't show it to you I'm sorry. I can't show it to you. You should have the windows open the door. We didn't see it. I didn't know we're gonna talk about Antoine Dodson Oh, you didn't know. No, I thought there's all leaning up to Antoine. I thought that since everyone in the No, everyone in their grandmother knew who the fuck Antoine Dodson was that you would too Do I need to know or they're the listeners need to know? Listeners, my. I mean, I probably know. If you're, how long was I like six, seven years ago? Something like that.

How much would you pay realistically? You're at a hotel, you're on the road. You see you are in for the night and you see on the TV, the bagel shrimp dude versus Antoine Dodson. Yeah, we're at the board god, and we're hanging out in the room. We're together. Paper view.

How much did you want to probably pay 60 bucks? You buy yourself. Buy myself, I wouldn't get that all. Five bucks? Not even five bucks. Oh, I thought you meant like he's at a hotel and they're actually boxing. No, no, no, it's on TV.

It's on paper. Probably in life's too short. I probably wouldn't watch it. Two dudes. I don't know fucking being each other. Oh, especially ones five feet tall. But if we were all hanging out together, I'd be like, yeah, I'll do that. I'll watch that. Or we're like the boxing match is a few steps away downstairs. And we could watch it from like some box. So people aren't threatened in you and challenge you to the next celebrity box match.

I can't even walk anymore. Would you show the video on me falling? I saw it. You say it was graceful. I think you're being kind. I was sorry. Okay, you just did want to because you knew we was feeling low. Yeah, it was like it was feeling like an old man. And you know,

I've seen seniors at nursing homes fall more gracefully and break a hip. Yeah, one day that's right now, it's like, I don't know, but I'll laugh it off. Like one day that's gonna like, it's gonna end my life. Like, you fall off it? No, but if I pull, no, it's like I Can't reply to it like I don't know maybe once or twice a month would you be like what I'd be like that seems like a lot for a guy Your age he's already reached the maximum willing to accept These things coming three is to some do for another another one for another accident Stupid fucking goof up. That's all my fault Fair share of them though. I know it's this is really hard. That's cuz you work in physical comedy

Don't right? No, it's the king of pratfalls Another giant banana peel. What's the thing you work in? Your comedy calls for some physical comedy once in a while. And you've taken some, you know, you fell off the SUV, right? What was that? Oh, the ATV thing. ATV. Didn't you do something with your wrist, too?

Recently? Oh, that was surgery. And was that, and that was from my J2, that was from my j2 right? Oh, I thought it was from sign-in So a lot of people think the ij guys just run their mouths and look stupid The boy got it the other night lick in his pen some dismissive. The poor guy the other night licking his pen. Well, would you box someone if the price was right? They're going to give me some time. The train would have depend on who they like if they want you to box bagel shrimp, you're like, well, that's a statement on what they feel.

My level of celebrity is. So you would have to know you meant like that. I tell you meant like what I just tried boxing No, no, no, it's gonna be an event Yeah, that would be a statement on that's like his career is over at that point Like this is the last gasps of them of a person who's a big old friend's like I'm waiting for my start But yeah, anybody who's doing that kind of like exploitation boxing, it's, well, although Donnie Osmond, he did it, and he rebounded.

Celebrity boxing? And he found his, right and biggest, right? And he had talent though too, though. I don't know if Bagel Shrimp is gonna be able to land the role on Broadway. Donnie Osmond. He's going to the internet. Why are you looking for

punishment? Because I'm just gonna wait. What was I looking up again? I was looking up. Donnie Osmond. Oh no, celebrity boxing. I want to see who else has done it. I remember Screech.

Ginny Walker. Ginny Boneducci. Oh yeah, didn't bet. Ginny Boneducci beat the shit out of somebody. Ginny Boneducci's no slouch. I mean, he's a lot of anger and ripped. He fucks him on up. Do he like beat the other guy?

I was like, I thought this was like for charity or something or for fun. Um, um, you had a great show. Bonadootchi versus Williams. You're being Bonadootchi, did you ever see it? No, I did. Oh, great, great, great. Really. Oh, great, great. Yeah. It was like at the forefront of that reality exploitation. Yeah, remember the show. I just never watched it on page one. Yeah, it was about him and his shrink. And I, I'm not one for those kind of shows, but I was just like, I was mesmerized by it.

How, because of how he was just a broken dude, you know, and he did things and he was like, he was about trying to keep sober and, you know, you know, phone, getting back up. But it was, it was one of those shows that like, I don't think got a lot of accolades, so. It was a little too exploitive, I think. I remember hearing a lot about it. Yeah I enjoyed, he had a weird shrink too like the shrink look like an android. You had Todd Bridges versus vanilla ice, Paula Jones versus Tanya Harding. So who did Donny Osmify? He's the only person I know that kind of rebounded and we had found respectability again in Hollywood

I'm not it seems there's only two was it where we into Donnie as a child Yeah, did you watch Donnie Marie for idea? Would that be no he would not be somebody that you would have been into as a young girl no He was wholesome. Doniaz, I mean Mormons, you can't get any more wholesome than that, right? That's like, I would like for my daughter to have a Doniaz wholesome.

To be a Mormon. No, on the wall. Oh, Doniaz wholesome poster. Who does she have currently? Oh, God. Put an API, James. I'm a kid, I'm a kid. Everyone with broken hips.

You mean to sign that? No. She's got all these bands that nobody's ever heard of put an up the IJ. Everyone with broken hips. You mean to sign that? She's got like all these bands that nobody's ever heard of and like more people go see at a brewery in Asbury where I have to sit and watch as well. There's literally five people at this brewery and she's like, I want to go see this band play. I'm like, all right. And like we pull up and I'm like, it's here.

And we go inside. There's like, I don't go see this band play. I'm like, all right. And like we pull up and I'm like, it's here. And we go inside. There's like, I don't want to say there's five here. There's probably like 15 to 25 people in their 20s to 30s. And this band comes out in place. And it was the weirdest environment. Nobody clapped. Nobody really was like excited.

Even the band wasn't even excited. They never said hello Thanks for coming out they basically played their songs and and watch the off stage not even a stage Just where they're like all the barrels were it would be here. Oh, yeah, that's Indy. Oh God we were there so long About two hours before the band she wanted to see play. Oh my god. Yes, my that's too long two hours before the banch you want to see play. Oh my God. Yes. Well, that's two hours. How old is she?

16. 16, you want to go by yourself? Yeah, not to a brewery in Asbury. Well, Ming was probably there. He could cut to an eye on her. You're right. Well, but it was it was Bonadooichi versus Donny Osman. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he got crossed. Oh, I mean, he must have, right? You saw what Donny Bonadoo She did the fucking poor Johnny Bravo. Yeah. I mean, how I think this was the end of celebrity boxing enough, or I don't think it could come back, to be honest with you. I mean, yeah, those guys are not celebrities. So it's hard to call that.

Like, it's more like viral internet story. Well, back when they did it. Oh, these guys definitely. Yeah, these guys are, yeah, they're not, they're not celebrities. So yeah, that's the update on Trimpigl. He's, I mean, people shrimp. I've heard rumors that it was all set up.

It was all set up and it was all pre-pre-thought of and he had a YouTube channel already. He did have a YouTube channel where he's yelling at people. Yeah, it was all just a marketing thing that somebody came up with. I don't know. I mean, if he's trying to endear himself to the public and make money,

there's certain things that he says that are not like acceptable these days. Like he told a joke, he's like, what is it? What are slinkies and black people have in common they're both fun to watch fall down the stairs like that's his material joke I don't know I don't know I'm sure that is a verbatim that is almost verbatim if that's that's the joke there was slinkies and black people but you could you don't

have to say like you could say anyone. You could say a kid, a toddler. You could say someone. It makes more sense with a toddler. It doesn't make more sense. Or, Brank-win. Yeah, I got the footage of it, you guys want me to say. And he laughs hysterically at shit that you're like, there's something seriously going on with this guy. I wouldn't put a pest, anyone, but-

When we said last week, really, can we get him on TSD and I was like There's already people way bigger way bigger than us have already got their hooks into him. Yeah, Stern wanted them to box Julie, I guess that's what they were talking about But we'll say we'll say Q maybe we'll make a night of it, you know depending I had this so yeah, I wanted to ask your opinion on something I I had this early. So yeah, I wanted to ask your opinion on something. I've had my motorcycle since 2008.

Are you asking me about a motorcycle opinion? Yeah, wow. I'm a good dude. It's like, what about you? I've had it since 2008. It's a deal kind of masculine right now. Hold on, I could have stretch out my heel before I answer this. And after the incident yesterday, I was, I've been thinking lately.

I've been like, maybe it's time for a new bike, lately I've been thinking about a bigger bike. And then after the drop-ass today, I was like, this is the sign of the end. But then I felt bad and I have like a weird like, what's a- It's natural. It's natural, you're no longer capable.

Say that you're no longer capable of riding a bike anymore so. No, I'd get another motorized or otherwise. Oh, I think your savings are time to like give up riding. No, no, no. I just, I get like a sentimental thing where I'm like, I can't get rid of that bike if I've had it for so long. I felt that though.

You have that in vehicles. Yeah, I do. And I'm wondering, should I not be that way? No, I think that shows a level of, you know, Pulserie. I mean, Pulserie? Yeah, I think so. I think so.

It's an object. It shows that, you know, you have feelings and it can be projected on. Something that can't benefit from those feelings. Right, look, I recommend forming attachments to humans. So if you're asking me about a piece of machinery, I think you take a couple pictures and you remember it. I've had this is this bike now is a third bike I've had the first one. I felt the exact same way. I was like, Oh, but it's my first bike and blah, blah, blah, but it was

an 800. It was small. I couldn't ride it. And then I got the next one. And then the next one I didn't care about after a while, either. And it's just, yeah, I'll eventually be like, I wouldn't get rid of it because what you can do is when everything's all over, like, you know, when you're the TV's all done. Yeah, when I'm boxing. No. You can go to these diners and set up with the old classic cars with your first bike, Brian Quinn's. And you can sit there. One second bike.

Your second bike, or it's, and you could sit there, or just say it's your first. And you set up all day, I see him at Friendly's in the Friendly's Park lot, they have like old cars and you could sit there with your bike and people will come up and take pictures of you and you and your bike. You're saying a horrible time. Well, yeah, I'm trying to figure out where the benefit is here to be. Well, just say good day. Did he say Danny Fredley's friendly? So he could spend some time with his bike and remember the old days. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where the benefit is here to be. Well, I'm just saying because he's pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty They show the class and car shows and stuff, but you could bring the bike there especially you know somebody

They would love to have somebody with your stature come in and sit there all day and all night and tell stories about you know No, it would only be about your bike though only relevant to the bike Really? Which is one time I fell. I don't know. Where's the centimilic mentality coming from? I just, I don't know. I think I am being silly, but the idea of trading it in, I'm like,

oh, I get angry at that. Well, why? The last one I gave to my brother, I felt good about that. Then he sold it and I didn't care. Did he ask you first? No. But it's his bike at that point. I don't care.

Well, why don't you just buy a different bike though? You can you got enough going to just buy another bike. Why don't you? It's not a money issue. It's just a money issue. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, you're saying why does he just keep both? Do you have a storage unit? I do, but what's then it's not getting ridden and it's just sitting there. How many bikes can you ride? One. If you ask Fabio. As I was saying, Fabio is a shit ton of bikes. Do you have a collect, do you know how many cars Tom Brady has? Sure, but I'm no Tom Brady. We know that. Tom Brady comedy, maybe, right?

Right, maybe. No. There's been plenty of people out there who will say yes. You are, though. So you're lots of people. See them all over the cruise. So you're saying keep it. I'm saying keep it because I think you were dreaded if you get rid of it But I but if you were saying like should I give up riding because I'm getting I'm getting into that stage of my life where

I'm not the best driver anymore Maybe but but you slipped on a little gravel. It's not like you're in the danger of getting your license taking away Oh you think so I slipped on a little gravel. It's not like you're in the danger of getting your license taken away. Oh, you think so? Should you be on me falling down like an asshole? Like he rode out into an intersection like any number of I've been down the wrong way. I was just looking for the Walmart.

All like a bitch and shit like. I don't know. I say if you're gonna get a bigger bike, you get rid of that one because you're never going to ride it Never gonna ride it. You're never gonna ride it because it's too small and the new one you're gonna be caught is better You want a bigger bike? Yeah bigger in terms of engine. Why? Is it go faster? Bigger bike is actually safer. I don't need to go faster It's heavier though then right? Well, if it falls, it's fucked. But if you're

fall, you're normally fucked. I don't understand how it's safer than if you fall, you're fucked. It's a bigger presence on the road. People see it more. It's, it's, uh, the handling's different. Like, if you're in a situation where you need to bust out for some reason, you know, a little bit better with a bigger bike. Yeah, or are you going to like, they're way more comfortable for long rides too. Do you ever take anybody on the back of your bike? No, just me. Very occasionally. Yeah.

Yeah. How is that? I've always wondered, that's a lot of responsibility, right? You have somebody else in the bike. I don't, it's just side back roads. I wouldn't take someone on the highway. Yeah. If they're light enough, you don't feel like if you side back roads and I would like I wouldn't take someone on like the highway. Yeah, if they're light enough, you don't feel like if you have a big bike and the person's light enough, you don't even feel them back

there. You think you want to bike? Yeah, no, I want to give him that. You want to give him the bike? No, you'd probably roll it into his living room and there forever. Well, will you be, I know you don't fly, but I'm wondering if you will be joining the more than one million people to storm area 51. Have you signed the petition and are you going or your travel plans cemented?

I heard about this. I thought this was a I thought this was like a gag. It may have been started that way. It says tongue in cheek Facebook call storm area 51. I mean, I sincerely doubt all million people are going, but you know some people are going. Well, I mean, we've seen a lot of people, a few people change the world on social media, a million people saying to tell an area 51, the shite ain't going to find them. We're fuck you in your secrets.

We're coming in. Yeah. The million people, you can't stop a million people. Thank you. A million people. I got the file. I was. I saw, I saw protests.

I saw a protest in Hong Kong. They were talking about extra dietdieting Chinese people, or people from Hong Kong to China, or Taiwan, one of the two, I can't remember. And there were like, there were two million people in the streets walking down the street. Now I think they have seven million people in Hong Kong, whatever.

Two million people walking in. Two million people. It was an endless procession of people. This doesn't look like that. It must take all day to walk in it's a population of Staten Island walking around. Mm-hmm. Oh my god. He's going back to the internet. Here we go. Oh, you look up. You look up Taiwan protests. I'll look up Hong Kong protests. Well, as you mean two million people in combined in Taiwan and China? No, no, no, I'm talking yet.

I mean, I'm telling you, when you see this picture, you get back, oh, okay, I got it. There you go. There's a picture of it. Can you see all those people? Yeah. Holy shit. They said they estimated two million people, but it could be like the woman's march where they overestimate.

So if half of that showed up to area 51 area 51 is fucked They're fucked. You think the government wouldn't just fucking take out Hell no, what all the cell phones They got your trespassing everybody videotaping it, but you're trespassing So what so what you have to break a few laws to change it I mean, they've been keeping secrets from the from us You're listening to this anarchist over here. You really got to pay attention Look at a picture. I can't believe that suddenly it's like a Malcolm F

Sorry, I wrapped up in the two million protests area 51 has for a way too long been able to hide What they're doing from the public and I think it's I'm with Not physically, but I'm with mentally the people who want to storm them be like we're Had enough of your own they've they storm were area 51. Yeah, and they find that you have a Refo in a in a you know, they say that the one from Roswell flying saucer crashed they find that hanger Then that chains the world that hanger. Then that changes the world. Once again, yeah, but the world changes all the time, though. The world changes like every every day is the potential to change the world. It happens.

All right, Starlight come down. Look for Walt Flanagan's alliances. A trick of light. That really changes the fucking world. That shifts reality on a taxes. Right. I mean, it's start a religion is really turn topsy-turvy. Everything is. Right. And I think that's why I think we all should be with the million people who are going to

go there. I'd rather die ignorance. I don't want to know. Do you want to know if there's an alien? I don't want anything to change for the next 40 years. I don't want to accept my medibility and stability. You want status quo. For four years. I don't think that's a lot to ask one. It's a hell of a lot to ask everybody else. Wait on fucking TV. You fucking ricketing, fucking money by the bucketload everything.

That's their fucking problem. You should have gotten a TV show. I'm saying, I don't want aliens, I don't want aliens. Aliens are not your business. Aliens are not the enemy though. Once they prove that aliens exist, I think society breaks down. Break things.

I think you under estimate or under, I think you under estimate or under. You don't give enough proper credit to the human race that we can't handle. Well, irrefutable proof of aliens. Like what was a district nine? Like district nine, you saw district nine. Okay, so if you're shooting in New York City and we live close enough to New York City and you see a district nine Style UFO come in and just start hanging out

What's your next move? What do you do? Do you just go on a business as usual? What are you supposed to do? I know I get my what are you supposed to do right? You just go about your day Are you I swear to god. I would just go about my day. What what am I gonna do? Just stare at it at all? Dude you go fucking you start. You better have food stocked up. Why? Why do you assume it's gonna be DEF CONFOR? Fucking it like red red alert. It's all over, you know, human race is done. Why? Why do you think that way? Can I throw in a caveat? It's DEF CON one is the most serious. I think society is we know a breakdown.

I think people get very afraid and like, oh my God, I gotta take care of myself. Right, well, I think people would write or lose. Cause they're clearly an advanced race. Dude, the fucking, we know what they want. There's a blackout, the lights go out for a little while and everything breaks down.

People start smashing windows instead of the shit. If I have nothing changes, like the only reason things like that happen is because things start to break down. But like if you still got power and you still got like and you still got and nothing's going to change. Like they're not destroying anything. And they're not.

And in district nine was like 20 years they just hung there for like 20 years and people just got used to it right. Yeah. Well the ship was broken and they got on the ship and it was 20 years before they found the aliens. I think it was 20 years and people just got used to it right yeah, well yeah, well the ship was broken and they got on the ship It was the 20 years before they found the aliens. I think it was 20 years ago. I think the ship was there 20 years That's what I mean. Oh, no, they got the aliens off But then he he was a year it was there before the end. Oh, did that? Oh, I thought it was us. We got it in bro I like my idea better. We got it in we got it in

Sergeant late-teen Oh, yeah, he's gonna protect us when the, when everything comes to a head. No, he's not. So that's what you got to tell your family, just like, oh my god, the aliens are here. We're gonna go meet some stranger in the woods to protect us. So Tuesday, so Tuesday the aliens arrived the however of New York City. Yeah. Wednesday, you're coming to work. Maybe Thursday. That's what you can get a work. Maybe Thursday. I just want to say you could get a day out of it.

Nobody's going to really like, yeah, like I get a free, a free day off out of it. Who's not going to take advantage of that? I don't, yeah, I'm not kidding around. I really don't think that it would be as crazy as you think it would be. I would why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Are you going to fall to to pieces? Are you gonna just crumble like a cookie because you see a fucking I didn't say I was gonna peek it out his window Are you just gonna go to pieces like a

Flubbering fucking leave that you're gonna see me hold up in my house with weapons and food and water because I think that the But you've seen the movies from the 50s, right? It's kind of what is that I'm doing? That is the exact like ignorant fucking dope mode. Like, okay, I automatically assume my life's in danger because this happens. And why are you assigning more than that to a lot of people out there? Yeah. Ignorant dope mode is like the fault when there are nailians around.

Yeah, I just don't think it's going to, unless there's's some sort of the only thing I'll be worried about is disease. Yeah, then bring in bacteria. That we see slavery. Conch aliens. They're an advanced. They're an advanced race. Yeah, they eliminate slavery. No, that's how they got advanced.

Yeah, yeah. By using the slaves, they steal all our resources. You're you're fucking doing Independence Day. That's what you're doing. What's true? What? Why else would aliens come here? Cause they want to over over New York City and that's how I'm missing and shit.

They want to help this fucking shit hole called earth. What are they going to do for us? Like the gospel, give us the answers that maybe we couldn't fucking possibly find. No, you know what? There's no God. So you're just going to kind of cease to exist. Yeah, I don't want to know that.

Like people, well, you've got to be a little bit more. Not for sure. God created the aliens too. You'll get that. So it's better. But the maybe we got it in there too. I think Father Lance. I think people are.

Father Lance, save us from the aliens. Sarge, help save it in there too. I think father Lance. I think people are Father Lance saves from the aliens Sarge, help save us from the aliens a father Lance can't you People are living Manhattan with an alien space trip craft hovering over it I mean, I think you'll see Certain parts of the country react differently. I think middle America. What shoot it? No middle America is like fuck it. Go about your work until go about your work and then the fucking two coasts who think they know everything are gonna be like they're the ones that aren't gonna be able to handle it

and they're gonna run to the middle America and be like help us right show us the way. They're like how is that but against what I said but that's called society breaking down. Because they don't know how to handle it though. The two right right. The coast would be so consumed with what gender they should call them, that they would totally miss all the signs that were being taken over. Oh, yeah, I would not assume, like I would not assume hostility right off the bat. From aliens of humans, both.

I like to give credit to the human race a little bit more than you do Humans, um, I think are going to be and we're not talking about just America right Russia China like they may want to blow these guys out of the sky And even if they did find turn them in the way see how they like it. Let's say it's just they find UFO and they storm for airy 51. Yeah, do you really think That would like change? Do you really think that would like change everything the next day? Let's say there's a irrefutable proof there that they did find the ale They there's no way you you can deny it it happened Yeah, I don't even believe that bagel shrimp is real I don't think it changes much. I think it's a lot. I just think we're so consumed in what our own world is.

It would be fun, but eventually it would just revert back to whatever work. You guys are both here. It would be like a 9-11 reaction where everyone's kind of nervous in the beginning, but nobody went crazy. Why do you think people are going to help each other? I think you just said that they other? I'm like, sure. We gotta take on these elements. Well, I mean, I think you just said that they just found the remnants of a spaceship. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I don't think that's a big enough fine to make everybody make civilization come crashing out. No, because people be like, bullshit. There's two, maybe in the 70s, certainly like back in the 30s or 40s, but today there's so much fake shit that people are gonna be like, I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. And there's absolutely nothing you're going to show me or tell me that's going to make me believe it. Short of seeing a real alien and being and touching it and being like,

holy shit, that's a fucking alien. Do you think there's aliens or? I don't. I just think there's fucking secret technology and I don't think that I think flying vehicles that you know, I don't. Secret technology and I don't think that I think flying vehicles that you know, they don't want to get the secret out to you know, be interesting to find out what's there. I bet you it's all just that whatever whatever secret top secret plans are working on for. Yeah, I don't think there's a lot more weapons mystical secrets in the world. If, if the aliens are pretty, like they're, like you know that, like what's it like the uncanny valley. So it's like the person is, it looks like a person, but like just off a little bit. So the aliens look like that.

They arise with just a little too big or so. Eyes are a little too big, they're milder, a little bit too small, whatever. And, but they look just like normal people otherwise. Consider banging one. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm afraid you might catch like some kind of weird space disease. No, it's in the space AIDS.

Something like that. I mean, I would have been, I'm not saying I'd be the first. I would figure that out. How would you know how to do it though? Oh, send in some guinea pigs first. Were you saying that they were just like humans except for the purpose? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. A lot of nowhere to stick this. Yeah, you get it.

What if they had two sets though? Of each, well, like one of each or just two sets of reproductive organs. So when he's down there So when he's down there, when he's down there, he around, it's like touching his cheek. He's an ambassador for the human race now. He's got to make sure he takes, gives both the attention they deserve. Right. Or he finds out, like, oh, no, no, that's, I forgot to mention, that's a different way we're different The vagina is actually the penis and vice versa so so my dick

My alien dick right now I know about the only way you We are more like than we think. Okay, I got 10-year dick tunes. Yeah, I don't know. But you're not, so you're not four people just finally just taking a thing and being like, we deserve to know, our tax dollars have been funneled into this secrecy for decades. How crazy is it? They're like, we're gonna take your money and we're not gonna tell you what we're doing with it. It sounds like Pam and Edgar it's time you're taking a two personal

You'd be like they're taking your money but not to put the night. It's not you It's it's a lot of other people in the world that a life fucking more on I want my money's worth If I contributed a dollar over my life time Terry 51. I want a dollar's worth entertainment from it You got all the fucking stories of it. Give me a peek. What do you want? What's the proper retaliation from area 51 when a million people start walking down the street or walk it down the dust. I mean, you got to give them plenty of chances to turn around. Turn around, have a look at those sauna cannons just to blast them out until they can't stay there anymore. Really? So you don't use deadly force though? No, no, no, no, no. Try to kill

the alien. No, no, no, no, no, this, this, this, this, rubber bullets, rubber bullets, fire hoses, the classics, you know, where they get in the water from though? Turn fucking the middle of the day. 51. They got water. Yeah, they must have water irrigation systems on should enough to blast a million people though. That could use this up all their water. I don't think they got a blast all One million of them, but I do think once I think it's a powerful statement when you start turning on those houses Yeah, because people are like I mean they may shoot us. They said they'll shoot people. I think there's no, I mean, not on this, but I mean, I think there's signs there that it's like, you'll be fired upon if you try to get in. They have all the, the perimeter shit. I'm sure

Gettinwood fucking know all about this. But I don't think it's the easiest place to sneak into. Yeah. I think the sauna cannons would work. Yeah. I think it'll happen one day, probably not this time. But eventually it's good to be people are gonna turn their attention toward Area 51 in a real effort to find out what's going on. If I was the last man on Earth, this is a good thing. If you were literally the last human on planet Earth,

where are the places you would go to? Cause Area 51 would be one of them for me. Area. There's so many places though. Yeah, anyway. Friend's during that cool show. Like start here and you work out words like, yeah, that'd be one, that'd be it. That'd be on the list of places. That'd be the white house.

Go to the white house. How do you get in the white house now? Yeah, I think so. And that's like the fun white. Yeah, like if you want to sleep in on a stage bedroom and shit, live in the White House. Oh, you know, spend a couple of nights there. Go to Bill Murray's house like Zombie Land. Oh, he was playing golf.

So I go to Sal's house, get all his sneakers and shit, wear them around. I guess nobody's alive. So you can do anything for him. Go to Grace on that. Maybe a good to Grayson, maybe a good one. Grayson, be a good one. Yeah, mostly places where, like, if there's a crowd. Disney. Yeah, now you don't have to worry about it.

No one, it's probably can't run the rides. Oh, the electric's gone. I guess. Who's running it? Aliens, alien workers. Would you be afraid of mines that would go in area area 51 I'd go on roads. I know the game Going that sand you go on all in roads. What if they what if their gates are still closed Crash through yeah, probably you probably crash on his motor

I got a bigger bike It does yeah, I'm ready for that. What else would you go? I know where I'd go I would go to the Casper Factory probably. Oh, I'd have for a good night's sleep. Oh yeah. I mean, you're gonna need your rest more than ever, right? Because maybe all the people died, but animals. Animals still around.

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No, we do not. We might not have Blutu anymore. I mean, a lot, I've been reading a lot about people, you know, turning their backs on podcasts. For doing Blutu? For doing Blutu, because they don't, you know, because you don't have a doctor's prescription. You know, I actually talk to a real doctor or,

you know, who are these people? Well, we don't want that happen to our podcast, do you? We don't. So are you saying you call DK and you're like, I don't want to do Bluetooth anymore? Well, I want to talk to you guys about it. I want to talk to you guys before I call DK and I, you know, and I said, you know, it's not worth our integrity, you know, to make a few bucks for this. But even if we try the product and it worked, it's not a list. Don't say it's a list. We really want to keep our podcast going. No, no, no, no.

I'm saying it's dangerous for people to be taking this. It could kill you. You're not if you're not properly checked out by a doctor. Right. You're saying like go to a physical doctor that this is sort of a get around. Well, yeah, it's definitely a get around. Yeah, but what if you went to a doctor and he was like, yeah, you could use it and then you went to blue show I Think at the end of the day. It's like the year. It's legal. Mm-hmm. There's no doubt about it, but ethically I

worry that it's it's Sully's TSD I'm that's really all I'm worried about I don't care about TSD my that's really all I'm worried about I don't care about What you feel I want to do? Well, I'm worried about it. I don't say I feel the way I want to bounce it off you guys You know when we're not doing an ad about them so they can't hear they can't even drop on Right, but what if an what if an end what if an end who has some? Issues or wants to be get or wants to just experiment. He's got a soft tech.

He wants to experiment with having one longer. Yeah. What if he, what if something longer? No, I don't mean, I don't mean like measurement longer. I mean, the experience like you can have them play time is longer sessions. Right. Um, what happens if something bad happens to them health wise like they have that could be anything No, right? Yeah, but they weren't they shouldn't have been using it though that could happen, and it's like on our watch

I Don't it's more on that it's more on the FDA. I mean this is an extremely popular 40 bucks It's so much we give Cune 40 for me and you. I don't know. I think I'm just throwing it out there. I mean, it's, you know what? TSD is a democracy.

It's always going to be 2 to 1 or 3-0. I'm trying to look up the cons for the... No, no, man. I never occurred to me, but what if there's an aunt out there that's having problems in the bedroom and blue chew comes in and saves a marriage? And then they have a kid because of the blue chew and then that kid grows up to save the world from aliens. Yeah, it's like, God bless.

Thanks for the hard dick blue chew. God bless. My anger. I said, you can't stop playing that game because you could create any outcome. Yeah, but this is literally going behind a doctor's back and getting it, and you may not be physically... Until you need to talk to a doctor.

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There's a doctor provided by blue chew. But yeah,. So the teeth. There's a doctor profiting up by blue. But they passed the FDA. They went through a rigorous screening process. I look, it's legal. There's no doubt about it, but ethically is it worth our integrity? That's all we got. You have to do that. Well, I wouldn't ask, yeah, don't keep me out of the conversation.

Do you feel I'll take that $40? I guess. So what do you more concerned about your integrity or tell me if they've listened to my die? Both because them taking it in my time, you're not responsible for that. That could be any number of things. They may not have been aware of it without our. It doesn't matter.

Our they're still making a spreading choice to get it dangerous. What if we recommend like, hey, Bluetooth, we like, it works. We recommend we recommend who knows a audible fuck you know, maybe we should cut that head. Honorable or sorry, we just,

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other pods where people left and drove. Something that's not too much. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just don't know. What podcast? I saw it online. I got to say it. I'm not lying. You guys. I'm not lying. I'm not writing the news. How did you not lie to you? I was your integrity affected on the scene. Because we're pushing something that's on the fringe of being stopped just like fandall Just like the fringes is FDA approved. It's it's not the it's not the drug that's the problem. It's giving it to people Through the backdoor channels of not actually going to a doctor and finding out if you're this is a drug thing for you should be taking it. Yeah, but this is how things start like they start with like I'm sure once like all medications that are over the

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Chicago, I know he was a bear's fan, I assume he's from Chicago. How did he get on the show? He texted me, like I started talking to him and then he came on. Is a huge ant from the beginning. Okay, so he's okay. No, he's okay.

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Look at this, I'm not talking about the medication. As much as you're talking about the way you acquire the medication. Absolutely. It's the way that you, it's the way that the people are acquiring it that is troublesome. Right.

Because you're, you're going around getting a physical physical you're going around having a doctor look into your medical history and Saying you are fit to have this drug rather than Say you're fit to do this over the phone. Yeah, that's the process You going in you're talking to your doctor, you're giving them the same... But he might say you can't, you can't have it, you have something in you that... I think while saying the online Bluetooth... What could you have heard of that? You heard it during people down?

I don't know, but I think the very fact that you don't have to see a real unbiased doctor is a little bit of a concern to me. Okay. So you're saying these doctors also have no integrity? Who work for blood? They don't even have the integrity of a tell-em-steeve Dave. I don't know if a doctor over the phone in wherever Blutue is, probably in, let's say they're in California, and you call from Massachusetts. I don't know if a doctor over the phone can make that call that you're a good candidate for. I'm just describing your symptoms, or I'm sure they can ask you medical history,

and then they can come to the scene. But they're not giving you... But you do have to give like... Blood test, or you're not getting... They're gonna get a blood test, or if they're going for viagra. Really? You're...

Oh, no, you definitely do. Oh, really? Yeah, because they have to check your testosterone, I don't know, I'm gonna send shit to make sure. Well, for like, uh, insurance anyway, yeah. I wouldn't steer us wrong. What if, uh, how about we have, I can't, because I can't, I can't remember the questions that they asked. So like, if we can get another code, we'll have get them to it. And then we can record the questions that are asked and go from there. What's it like taking another vote? Well, no, no, not necessarily taking other vote,

but I am now I'm curious, because I don't recall, I'm curious as the questions they would ask you. Okay. You know? I just feel bad for like the ant that two weeks ago. They could still get it though. Cold blue chew.

You have a now we're saying, hey, that thing we sold you. It's not good. No, it is, I'm telling you, it's good. Yeah. It's not the drug that's bad., I'm telling you it's good. Yeah. It's not the drug that's bad. It's just the way that they're like handing it out, like fucking tic-tacs. Even if the drug's not bad, then who cares?

But the drug can kill you if you're not physically ready to take on what it's doing to you, all that blood. That fucking brush. That's a person, but you're talking about, I thought you told me that's a risk that you take. Sure. Yeah, but you're talking about that's what you're talking about That's a risk that you take sure Yeah, but you wouldn't take that risk though if your doctor told you you can't do this you could die You gotta keep it to a certain level you can't go crazy or maybe you don't need the dose that they're giving you Maybe what dose is it given you

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Yeah, if you feel that struggling about this such a feel it's a little bit like I mean look Yeah, we do turn stuff down. Yeah, if you feel that struggling about this, such a feel it's a little bit like, I mean, look, Walt Flanagan wants to block your cock. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. You heard it here. Well, maybe you look for those holistic,

is that what you call it? Holistic and effective, take your choice. There's a way, you get yourself hurt. She wanted to tiger penis. I know, that's all I got. Tiger penis, you know. Yeah, real hot dick. Hahaha. Sometimes you just suck it. You get you get you so Sometimes you just suck it sometimes you need drugs

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Fuck it then. Can we get that deal? It'd be much easier. Well, I'm like, it's up to now, it's up to Casper to fill in the void. For Blue Choper, you heard it here. If you sat through the whole Blue Choo conversation to get to your promo code, you'd definitely heard it here. You always three times ahead now. Yeah, like if we could get an ad that long and not pay for it,

I mean, if you don't talk as negatively about it, it's like, yes. that long and not pay for it. I mean, if you don't talk as negatively about it, I guess. But we never talked negatively about the actual product. Oh, Caspar? No, no, no, no, that's what I mean. Yeah. Shoot was like an assay now. Is that the final hit?

Shoot. Yeah, yeah, it's just that for the ads. I saw I was going to contact Maxwell, and then I forgot there's a gators With meth in their system showing up down in Tennessee Resume gator. Well, that's giving my meth back How did they meth getting to the gators flushing it down the toilet flushing it down the toilet man They they say like Washington DC like in that river whatever that river is their Potomac They say like Washington DC like in that river whatever that river is their Potemic, there's a whole bunch of fish with like oxy

Fentonol and all the Benzos and all other shit. If I was on that all I'd eat was fish Did you ever see what a spider does on meth? No, it's been to web all night. It's been to web all crazy and all fucked up That's a thing you see that yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, like a normal spider web and then you see a spider web spawned by a spider on drugs. Oh shit. They make you go like, I'm done man, cold turkey, never do drugs again. Or just don't do fucking spiders. Yeah.

But you can't, you can't spend a web worth shit though. I don't need to spend a web. Do you? This is it? Yeah. I'll be like, bring that shit right into my parlor. Shit though. I don't need to spin a web. Do you? This is it yeah, I'd be like bring that shit right to my parlor This is the guest is correct spider webs. This is a spider's brain on drugs. Let's see. We're watching

Weed weed we'd walk give spider some weed devil's grass. Mm-hmm devil's lettuce Everyone else is grass levels lettuce He looks like just a spider doing his own thing right? Just so you guys know this is about an hour. Oh, holy shit on caffeine. LSD it looks pretty nice. I take a little spider LSD. Marijuana. I got a little laced. Look at the little puffy at the end. He's like a fucking man. I just want to kick back and eat a fly. I just want to kick back and eat a fly. I just want to kick back and eat a fly. Normal control, no chemical, marijuana. Wow. Surprisingly, Normal control no chemical marijuana So I mean if if people aren't gonna stop taking caffeine

I'm certainly not gonna stop smoking weed just cuz of fucking dumb spider. I speak in a spider though I saw you Went to the premiere of spider-man. Yeah, we don't know. No Yeah, I'd you get invited to the premiere of Spider-Man. Yeah, we can talk about this. No. Oh, yeah. Had you get invited to the premiere of Spider-Man? By being famous on TV probably. The same reason. If you were on a show about comic books,

we never got invited to any premiere. We never got to a premiere. We never went to San Diego. We never did shit. A show about comic books. The red and red and red. It's her child. Yeah.

So like can you can you fall down on command? We're like, really? They're like, I'm fuck you then. That's not like we like we like when I saw the spider man from me, I was front row in a line max theater. So like where the star is there? Boo. Fucking.

Oh my god. You'll never guess what happened that this respect I'm shown I go out of my way to accept the invitation to the spider Oh red carpet event my ass red carpet are taking my picture this and that next thing you know They're like here's your seat mr. Quinn and I'm like what the fuck shit that I don't care about is fine I love Spider-Man. Let me ask something. You go to see a movie.

You go to see an iMac movie and the only seats left during the front one. That's where I run to. I'm like what idiot's like. The point is not to complain about the seat. My point is to be like, you guys are thinking like we got some crazy respect. They're looking at it.

They're like ads, but these fucking assholes on the front row. Nobody else is sitting there. You already killed to go to. You have any people that killed to go to that event? Why would they kill to go to that event? With Spider-Man here? Yeah, you're talking about Joe average. A 20 year old BQ. I think you're getting J to cue. Like a 20 year old BQ.

This is a shit. I'd left him in a black one. You wanted him in a black one? I didn't watch the movie. I went through a set in my seat. I didn't even know you want the men in black one. Yeah. How many premieres did you go to when you got to? You didn't do anyone else by the time the lights came up. He was gone.

Why did you blow out of there? Because it's disrespectful. No, because now he has the other thing. Not only is there like, this is the way it works. When they have a movie for this, it's not one theater. There's one theater that all the stars go to and everything. Oh, were you in the satellite? And then there's the overflow ones and the satellite one?

Okay. So you went to overflow? Oh, we were like third overflow, so that's black. So, but that's not why I left. I was just like, I just wanna go home. I don't really care about these things. Right, I heard the movie sucked anyway

So I didn't see it as much What about spider-man? I think we could talk about spider-man right? It's been Again, because I didn't tell what the fuck was going on at times. I was like what is I don't know what I'm looking at I fucked up with your neck Were you were you were you were you like a spider on? LSD Like why can you tell it was going on you're too close. Oh I can focus on a hand

I mean for this web and shit like that I didn't really get to see it as much as I would like I like it. I enjoyed it. What I my impression was I like yeah, I thought it was well done. I thought other people seemed to enjoy it People in the fucking middle of theater seem to really love it. Did you talk to Spider-Man? No, we've talked to him before. Spidey, go, Spidey. Spidey, get out to it the fucking seat, huh? Peter Parker.

I've got the seat. You wanna end up like fucking Uncle Ben? Mysterio, did you talk to him? No, I didn't even see him. Didn't see him, what about MJ? MJ, I saw but I had talked to him. Who's the new MJ? Zendaya.

Zendaya? Zendaya? Yeah. One name? Yep. So, what do you think of Mysterio? I did talk to him. Oh, go ahead.

This is gonna be a big spoiler. So, the co-writer of Stan Lee. If you don't want this fucking thing, you got a 10 second countdown before I start talking about it. Oh, you're gonna drop something that's gonna spoil the movie or spoil something. Spoiler a big fun moment in the movie if you haven't seen it yet. So 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. I talked to Jay-Jone and Jameson.

For a bit. Why is that a? Because nobody knew who he was. People are like, thanks a lot. Oh, that's a Sam Raimi continuity. They brought that actor back to play Jay Jonah Jameson in these movies. Okay, well, I thought there was gonna be, yeah, I didn't even realize that was going to be.

Are you fucking kidding me? No, I didn't realize. I saw it I Of course, but I wasn't that effective I was to the theater went fucking like hooting and hollering like everybody's done a plot And when they saw him on the screen. These are the moments. I feel super out of the or unlike Zendaya Who's that she's got almost 16 million followers on Twitter? Like how do I not know that name at least? I did by that that was like my I knew it that. That was like my favorite part of the movie. I knew it was Jay Jonah Jameson, but I was just like, okay, I didn't realize it was the same actor though.

Yeah, it was JK Simmons. He played him in Samarine, all the Samarine movies. And then, I thought that was a nice. They didn't tell anybody and it was a big surprise. And the whole theater went crazy, dude. I guess that shows you my level of spider no no all because I yeah I didn't realize that was the same actor. I just they were introducing so I got to talk to him for quite a while. Oh he was in the satellite theater? No no no no I wasn't in the satellite theater for a spider man I was just in the front row. Oh okay. My point is we don't get the respect that you guys seem to think we

yet. I would, yeah, you know what? I can vouch for that. I've seen them in a couple situations where I'm like, wow, they're like even him and the other guys are awfully good about this. Like even shit on a comic book man level, I would have been like, what the fuck? What's it? Yeah, what's it? We went to we went somewhere recently we were supposed to be in a private room that turned out to be an all glass wall and for dining like we went to get something to eat. Restaurant. We were doing a show in a casino. Okay. And we went down to the restaurant we're like, hey, is there like a private area? You could put us in because everybody there is there

at a CS show, and they put us in this room. I mean, almost as if it was a fish tank. It was like, like if this is the room right here was a glass wall that, like right where you walk in. Like it's right where you walk in. A mirror wall, like one way mirror, or the every can watch you eat. A fish tank. And it was really good to walk in. Yeah, right where you walk in. Like one way mirror or the every can watch you eat fish. And you have to pass it to get the table. So

then we're sitting there and then and then the manager comes in. This is like, remember, fucking three in the morning, that guy brought the room service to us. And he's like, can I ask for can I get a picture? Right. Yeah. It was like, the manager of the restaurant comes over and it's like, this guy out there is he wants to know if he could take a picture. And I looked at him and I was like, with his autistic daughter, that's that part's important. Fucking reason that we asked him to put in a private room is so that we could eat a fucking food. But then he, he follows it up with like, Hey, if the answer's no, I'll tell him

the answer's no. So it's like, but now it comes in and he's putting it on in the show so what do we do bring her in you get you gotta bring her in you gotta bring her in no way it is not sweet it's an asshole move on the manager's part yes yeah and I'm gonna go as far as to say it's an asshole move on the parent's part right there's a reason we're in that fish tank yep and it's not to be bothered by guys and their daughters what are you gonna do you gotta it's not to be bothered by guys and their daughters. What are you gonna do? You gotta, it comes with the... Yep. It comes with the territory, man. It's so unprofessional.

You fucking buy a house and you put a fence around it. Yeah. You fucking let no one in. Yeah, you might fall and no one finds you for a week, but... You should have been in the privacy. Tell him, Steve Dave. Thank you.