Tell Em Steve-Dave - #415: American Dadz

Episode Date: August 2, 2019

Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)

ДИНАМИЧНАЯ МУЗЫКА Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. To my left, be cute. To his left, while Flannigan into his left, Sunday Jeff, and to his left, me, Brian. Alright boys, Walt, you're very energized. I can see you're ready to rock. Hey, Veele. I'm feeling really good.

Yeah, my heels and feeling nice. So I'm ready to rock this week. High energy. High energy. You're not selling it. It is. It is. There is a light in his eyes.

Yeah, I see it. That's like a Sunday was. Yeah, it's the same light. We think a Sunday, Jeff, I see it. That's like a Sunday was it's the same way Right out of the gate. What do we got going on here? You had to you had to address the same person on Twitter one time It's a 13%er. Yeah, tried and true She's great, but God she say shit sometimes who she was the one who favorited your or brought up your favorited tweet Oh, I thought we came to the conclusion that I was wrong on that one Uh, dude, why I thought yeah, I thought I was wrong about that

The no conversation just between me and you ends up with one of us being wrong. Yeah, I know I I have to start accepting that I'm wrong and Thanks How do you how do you handle something like that? How can you do that? Being wrong? Yeah, like, no. I just get up in the morning. I'm wrong. But this is a tweet the other day, sort of just out of nowhere. Not to me, not to us.

It says, having men tell me to smile, yeah, what I wait on them is beginning to and reach me more and more. No, I don't want to smile for your old Danny DeVito-looking ass. Whoa! Fuck outta here. Throw a Danny DeVito! I don't... well, my point and I tweeted back, I said, but I bet you if it were Danny DeVito, that would be okay. Oh, it'd be smiles! It would be nothing but smiles. And what? Look, on the surface, telling somebody to smile, okay. Now, if all these people are telling you to smile, yeah, maybe it's because your attitude sucks at work, right? Maybe it's because you're in a service industry

and your only job is not to bring the food. Your job is to create a pleasant atmosphere. What is this, my deep soul? Yeah, it is. You go to a restaurant, you want somebody being in it like an asshole waiter waitress. No, no, no, I don't Do you need and you needed ear to ear grin? I don't what do you need? What do I need I need the food? Yep, and I need general pleasantry

Very basic general pleasantry I know we told we heard from you you went to friendlies. It's out there two hours waiting for two bumbling idiots to bring you a fucking soda I don't give a fuck if it was I don't care for the first minute. It was training even the first minute I would have to learn on the job you accept you you're perfect right out of the gate Q and I were just talking about how we're never wrong right? uh in those situations that we I would like to ask, we have an expert here. We do. Phoenix from surf taco. One of the OG people would say, I saw her today, and I hadn't seen you in so long. I just miss you. I, I, I do you would left and

never say goodbye. Okay. Uh, she was on Gaffon order. Not too long ago. Oh, get on you really? Mm-hmm. You were on gaffon order. Remember that? Yeah, we cracked a case. Troy Troy, we did a thing where Troy interrogated her because somebody Someone had taken a crap in front of the Taco Bell down the street. We assumed that she was a suspect. Why would you be involved in my mean mugging the surf? I mean the Taco Bell. Okay. So just earlier, you were telling us that people are mean to you. Yeah, there's a certain amount of people

that are coming in and are mean. Oh yes. I didn't even notice the TV was still. Yeah. People are mean to you and what you say is getting easier to be mean to people. No, no, not for me. I mean, I mean it's getting easier. I think we're seeing a decline in how people respect each other in real life because we are so

disrespectful of each other online. I just think it's bleeding over into real life now and it's becoming just a disrespectful constantly and it's just this has become the norm rather than the operation. I saw a tweet the other day, not from you, of course, but some character named Sunday Jeff, where it seemed like somebody had some online hostility, I got to say, you were upset Sunday Jeff, somebody was complaining to you about something and you were like sending emails and I don't care. Something. Oh, look, I call, look, I call me the R word.

What's the R word? In this day and age. Call me the R word and then you call me an idiot. The R word. And then you said the only reason you guys see me around is to make you and buy, look better. I have literally every other person I talked to about the show says we suck and you're the best.

So who is this person? All I hear is that Brian and I suck that we're not good anymore. Okay, so this is what's on each other. I deleted it, though, because I felt like I had a lot of fun. I don't want to be like that. No, put me in touch with that guy. I want to talk to that guy at all.

No, no, he's not. He's all I have at this point. What's his name? Alan Brown. His name's Alan Brown. He's my boy. He called me the Harvard. He called me the Harvard. You could take it. Well, can he take it? Let's see.

Not Walpats on day Jeff says it's been 400 plus episodes already. Alan and you are still here at least threatened to say you won't ever listen again. So I can pretend to care. I deleted it though because I felt bad about that was too harsh. Too harsh. It was just by the lives on. It lives on. Screen caps.

A little screen cap. A little screen cap action. Waiting for me to tweet. I have Sunday Jeff alerts on. Boom throughout the house every time a Sunday Jeff comes through. But you said that people are not mean to you in person here at the store. For the most part, I would say now, but I've been out in the wild. You know, when I go out and about, you will see people just kind of

be grumpy, if not out and out. They're normal. Well, right on the other side of the wool surf taco, we're hearing that people are a little cranky this summer. Yeah. It could be to heat, right? I think it's the heat. It must have been that heat wave. But I always try and be as nice as I can to everyone.

So it's hard when you're being nice to everyone. Day in and day out. Yeah. Like maybe as nice as you can to them. Oh my God, because you can't. I love day in. Like, what if you just have a bad day, you can't come to work for whatever bad day

when you work in the service industry and you've got to feel sometimes for those people. Sometimes it's really been a bad day and you might get them on not at their best. Especially for your interest. A little understanding once and once. For the people working the service industry. All of a sudden they're saying,

have a little, we said the Danny DeVito line, she was having a bad day, you just got to give her a big piece of shit. It wasn't a bad day. It says right here. I mean, the way DeVito line, she was having a bad day. You just got to give her a big kiss. It wasn't a bad day. It says right here. I mean, the way she phrases it is that she's tired of it. I don't think it all happened in one day. But it was just the build up of it. And you know, it's it just caught up to her. To people tell you to smile? No. Because you're generally smiling. She's smiling now. Yeah, like you're always like, like, I don't know how long more in there But I keep I feel like I've known what we have I like

Even though you're like five three right and you're always pleasant You're always nice like I just don't understand people coming in and being like an asshole Well, a lot of times it's like over the phone so they can't see me and like I'll try so hard until like be nice to them and sometimes even I've never went into surf talk. Oh taco and so anybody not be anything but super nice. I've never gone in the surf taco and ended it there you lie. It's my favorite place. It's my favorite restaurant red man. It's a taco. I don't eat surf and turf. Tacos. Yeah, so that's why I really don't go there all that often. But when I have gone in there though, it's been nothing but the most pleasant of atmosphere. So I don't know.

Obviously, it's just some jerks about there. I knew I had to quit blogbuster video when I think I was there like five years about what you're hitting. And I was behind the counter working a blogbusteruster and up there was a plane crash and like people died Like it was a legit like 747 went down and I remember thinking like oh man I hope some of my customers were on that plane So I don't have to deal with them anymore and then I did a specific one's in mine that though Oh, yeah, and I thought ran through my head and I caught it and I was like I gotta get out of here

I gotta get out of here like I can get out of here. Like I can't, you can't think that way. That's all. That is some fucking, I mean look, I'm not saying I want to people to die, but if they were gonna die, could they just be the assholes at yo, but 1201 banging on the door and insisting that they're on time. So long as you were in first class.

Yeah, and I was like 19, man, that was like too young to be. That dark. That dark. Yeah, got out Yeah, you shape your 20s are dark at all See that's something that me and Mike not so much get them, but like we cherish the regulars Yeah, there's not one that we wish would die in a fiery plank no Some disappear from life.

What if you guys were being left a sweet collection in the deal now? Most of the people who are buying stuff here we don't want to collection. We don't want to. We don't want to. We don't want to. There's a custom version.

We sell junk. That show up week after week. And then all of a sudden they disappear without a trace. And there's like a little hole in me and Mike's heart. And we're like, always like, when are we happening to that dude? What happened to like, you know, tight pants? Cause we don't, you know,

some guys who come in, we don't know their names or something. But maybe they're wearing tight pants. And that's it forever. That's a hypothetical thing. There's a really big poster. We're called tight pants. That's a sweet thing. I have like everything just some old low-key.

Fat balls, fat balls doesn't mean I know. Just tight pants. Nothing to do with the balls. You drop nicknames on people. Do regulars? Fat bulls, fat bull doesn't mean I know just type in You drop nicknames on people do regulars aside from being Brian. Yeah, but you don't have like playful nicknames for regulars You have to everybody does Now do you feel bad during the presence of two like real deal authentic Mexican guys right here. And at all, cultural appropriating, our camera, our cuisine, our cameraman, our full-blooded Mexicans.

Cholos, is that right? Yeah. Yes. What was the home soon? Oh, so how do you look at like a chaining like surf taco? Is that like... For me, it's not really Mexican food. It's... So how do you look at like a chaining like surf taco? Is that like? Whoo Oh

Like if it's something in the area and I just want to and I don't really want to eat pizza or anything like that If there's something in the area and I don't want to eat pizza or anything I'm like, oh, let me just go try out the tacos But if there's a chipotle there, then I'm gonna be like, hey, you know what? I'll try chipotle instead. Oh, we serve taco. I can't say that shit, man. Wow Keep it real baby cuz I mean like I was talking. We ain't gonna eat no surf taco, man Charlie don't serve I'm never really like it to be honest with you. I never really like serve taco that much

I've had it a couple of times Just you're gonna get her in trouble We're trying to be campin' this time. We're gonna cut all this out Just say you love serve taco I have so much more respect for the Mecheng people. I was eating a taco last night Yeah, it was homemade. Sorry, I didn't come all the way to Redback But I take one bite the whole fucking thing crumbles and crush it. Yeah, I appeared at some, I shirt, and I'm like, these Mexicans, they nailed everything with their cuisine except for this crunchy taco shell.

Well, they don't, crunchy is an American version, right? I just learned today. Yeah. And I was like, you nailed it. 100%. Yeah. The only downside of it is I feel like, sometimes if I go into an authentic Mexican restaurant

in order, I feel like everything's just a variation of us all folded up. Yeah, exactly. like everything's just a variation of a soft folded up Like a taco becomes a burrito once I Fold it up and put it on it. Yeah, yeah Like in our restaurant we have you have a restaurant. Yeah, no wonder why you try to ride that serve But everything is everything really has a tortilla everything you can do much much fighting to everything to anything pretty much like one like tequitos or you have to do is grapple tortilla roll it up filled it up

with meat roll it up and fry it you know if you want to make tacos same tortilla that you're using for that you know for that item you can make tacos but harsh shell same type of tortilla so enchiladas same thing same tortilla's just ingredients don't really change is just the way that you can make it. I guess you're eating the same thing every meal. But they're then shout out your restaurant. We shout it out sort of talk-o enough. Fair with my. What's he shouting? What's in it? Steam like. Where's that? What's the name of it? It's a called

Nuevo Amana-Sem. It's in Franklin Park, New Jersey. We're not even in a competition. No, no, no, no. It's called it's called all American taco stand. You said you told me last time you were here, you said that you get some, some guys in there that give you a little shit, right? Like for being Mexican, not being Mexican enough, not being Mexican enough not being Mexican enough. So Mexican-ish Phoenix have you ever been accused of not being Mexican enough

What is your background like what is your nationalities? Polish German Russian underweat That is very aggressive background We have right there is German and Russian but but also Polish so they're probably gonna they're probably gonna do something stupid right have you been the butt of many Polak jokes? Yes many. They're awesome. You know how that started? Sunday Jeff? Not me. No, you know how that started? Why why the polo Joe's got assigned to them? Because in World War two, they had no defense because they didn't really have a standing army.

They weren't very strong, but they fought on horses on horses. But to me, that's right. That's right. Like they would go after they would they would rush air. They would they would fight with what they had. So instead of fucking rolling over and just taking with the Germans had the give they fought what they had and now they get pull-out jokes and I'm just like it's a cruel world man. They should be they should be. Yeah, they should be hailed as a man but I'm sure they give it all a hole and there's a lot of statues of horses. Yeah, have you been to of those statues down there? Those horses were racist, I bet. Could you imagine that, man? Oh, I can't.

It's defending the homeland when everything they got is from the rocks it takes. It's been the butt of the nationally jokes for the rest of history. That's not right. No, that's not. Do you guys feel that bad about like Irish jokes, like Mick jokes?

I've never heard of any. Really? I've never heard any Irish jokes But usually center around being drunk. Yeah, it's not you have it I don't drink so I like I don't ever take offense to it I'll never take offense like those Mexicans don't acknowledge you so I think the Irish don't acknowledge you Like he's Irish-ish But then okay, so this girl who's complaining about the

about the, about the Danny DeVito guy, then somebody responds, and this says so fucking much, is that this other lady says, well wait a second, I once had a man tell me to smile on an elevator leaving my OB-GYN office after confirming a miscarriage. All right, I think then you can be like, I don't really want to smile. But then another lady would like-

But it just be like, what the fuck, who are you? Like go away. Well, you know what, so how many times does anybody ever said that to you a soul stranger walked up to another dude and be like, hey dude, smile. This just doesn't happen. I don't know that it happens to women that much as they're walking down the street.

I think in a situation like that, where maybe the guy's like, I don't know what else to say women that much as they're walking down the street I think in a situation like that where they maybe the guys like I don't know what else to say She's fucking mean mugging. She's got a sour pulse on the whole time. It's like hey smile like light not That's telling you to literally why is his job? He said it to him that it's not sexist. Why is it his fucking job to tell they are to smile? Because We're in an elevator. He's fucking on. No, not the elevator.

We're talking about two different things that I agree with. I agree with you on that. We're not wrong. Come here. We're some pateco over there. I don't have one to be right anymore. It's easier to be wrong. No, it's the, it's at the restaurant.

It's like for that little window of time, you're on my dime. And like she complains that, you know, she's like, oh, he's a cheap fuck, you only gave a 10% tip, but it's like, well, maybe if you were a little nicer, I'm telling you, I read somewhere that like if you're a waitress and you go up to the table and you touch like a person's back like that, just slightly, you don't got to like a big tip, you get a bigger tip. The reason you're there is to work for tips. There's like the minimum wage for waitresses sucks, everybody knows that. So if you want to make more money, you're there is is to work for tips there's like the minimum wage for waitresses sucks everybody knows that so if you want to make more money you're nicer

or work at Dixless Resort where you can be an asshole you can go to Dix where you can be an asshole to people. How do you feel about this? I don't know if someone told me to smile I think I would be a little upset even if it was at. I apologize for it apologize Because it does happen walking down the street no, but it happens to women Wait more often. Yeah, I don't think it ever really happens Never happens to make cuz I'm walking down the street I can raise a sun My mouth is early white Leaving off the sun. I know I can see your lips. They're your beard though. Right I'm not even off the sun. You know, like I say your lips, or your beard, though.

Right. It's almost like I'm just like, oh, aren't you smiling? Like, oh, I don't need a bee. Why don't you make something up? Like the miscarriage lady. I'm not saying she made it up, but if you made up something, like, I would smile, but, and then you just launch into this thing. Something horrible and horrific.

Right. One was the last time somebody told you to smile. It's just gluing cute. I'm just saying cheer up. I just like turned from like other women like their experiences. Cause I just like my reaction just to smile like even like nervously.

You know, like I was just like a reaction. But you know what now on his hindsight, thinking back, I heard you come in the back door today and I heard you see and greet Getham with a, what's wrong with him? I can see you're not happy. So you noted. Well I said it's everything all right. You kind of noticed that he wasn't smiling yeah he's

my friend then right did you know why he wasn't smiling I will not I heard he did you know you were wrong to ask that question well I never said smile but I was like is everything alright then I heard he's rubbing a kidney stone through his body like he's got I'm in it through his I heard he's working it through homework I'm working massaging his I'm working it down I'm working I pull into my parking lot

I'm trying to break it up I'm just I pull into the parking lot he's on the phone And he's walking past my car And I see him like massaging his side His mid-drift And I'm like, I wonder what's going on. I open the door and I'm like, hey, what's up?

And he's like, oh, I'm trying to pass a kid in the stone. And we're doing something tonight. And I'm like, you'll be able to do it tonight. I'm like, what if you don't pass it by then? He's like, I'm passing it right now. That's what reminded me of his paint threshold that in 8.5. He's an 8.5 paint threshold.

Really? Yeah. Self-attributed 8.5. He's an 8.5 paint threshold. Yeah. Self attributed 8.5. Your scale is it. So he made up the scale and then placed himself on the scale. I love him. It's the only scale he won't break. He's the best. He's the best. But then the girl that somebody answers and goes on to say like that people used to say that to her and It would annoy her unless they were hot and that's the fucking distinction that these women make is like a old Danny DeVito looking guy can't tell you to smile

Yeah, but if they're hot and they do the exact same thing Yeah, that's okay. You think that only goes one way? What do you mean? What do you mean? You don't think like a more attractive woman can get away with more just because she's tried to? Probably, but I'm saying though, but why is that the distinction?

Because I don't meet your aesthetic standards. It's been that way since we crawled out of the ocean. I thought we were trying to get away from all this shit. We're ugly motherfuckers like me and fucking walks side by side with good looking motherfuckers like him. Me? We can both tell people to smile and get equally mad at us. You've got equal, you've got a 25 year old girlfriend. I think you should stop crying. Yeah, maybe we'll wrap that up.

Yeah. All right, fine. I really think you've got to stop using me as the fucking marvel. What's good looking at guys? I'm fucking 20 pounds over weight. I'm old. I think those days have passed. I think we need a new key on. A new key here than ever. Look at Victor.

Look at that handsome guy. Yeah, he's a whole thing. Look at that, Cringo. He's all buff and shit. He's got muscles. Hey, what's up little kid Yeah, I gotta go back to where he lay. Okay, well everybody went in red bank go to surf taco tip well tell her to smile Don't tell Phoenix to smile, please don't do that. It's good to see you again. I too long Thank you Okay, but

That's all just That's nothing that's nothing compared to the real story which is about Tom Brady Tom Brady Tom Brady story is this Yeah, I'm on Tom's side in this one. Yeah, I don't know that I'm on Tom side. I'm always on Tom side but with a caveat Tom's wrong Tom's on this I'll show you the he jumps in water right you saw the video Yeah, we all saw it was with this were a videotape and we could show the video. Okay, you're gonna see the video right now and

Tom I don't think it's that far. I don't think it's that big of a deal. But when he jumps, when he jumps, that girl is not ready to jump. And he basically yanks her off. And let's drop the cliff diving. Neither they jump. They didn't dive. Yeah, they jump.

And more specifically, the little girl kind of fell. Yeah, she's fine. She's fine. But people are like that he should get suspended from legs, you know, they already tried the derailleur's career with a false accusation on saggy balls. And now they want to do anything to try to get them to not play a game. So somebody else can fucking win a championship. The only reason why is it's a conspiracy. Absolutely the most stupid and dangerous

thing for a six-year-old child to do. I disagree. I say something that are more dangerous. Some users claim she didn't appear ready to jump. You're not there, so you don't really know. It didn't look like it. It looked like he jumped, and she's like, I guess, on jumping. You think Tom Brady wants to put his daughter in danger? or do you think he fucking assessed it? He probably jumped three times. He probably saw five other kids jumping. Yeah. Like he, but like I said, my caveat though. Yeah. Much like Kisson, his son on a lips. Yeah, that was where you're just disappointed he didn't kiss around the way. I'm like a quick pack before they hit the water. I was in Tom Brady circle. Yeah. If that's the only thing that if that's the only thing I ever wish for that would be it to get in that circle

But I would be like out of this circle Would you trade this circle? I was like I want to start a podcast You know the Brady report. Yeah, the goat and I yeah, I would be like guys. I got a I got an opportunity I can't I can't pass up on this I got to go to to Boston and start this podcast with Tom Brady and Tom's like oh, well I'm so happy that you ditch those guys and you're now on my podcast and I don't know if you know this I just got a sponsorship with Blimpie so

It's catered and I got you a sub and now how are you not gonna eat it? It's Tom Brady I would be myself with Tom Brady. I would tell Tom I'd be like, you know, this is why you want to be Tom is to be myself. And I would be like, you know, I'm a super smeller, I can't eat a sub. So let's get let's, you know, let's not try to do this alpha dog shit. You know why? You know, I don't eat subs. If you want to be here to begin with, you do that to begin with well, like you say, yeah, I put a bit as place right away.

I listen, I listen to all the episodes and no that's not why I want to appear. I'm just like my subs because you suck my balls here every episode and I want more of that on here and it's gonna start with you eating this sub. Eat it. No fucking eat it. But I would tell them, much like the video that you got out there of you kissing your son. I would have suppressed that and I would not post it. You don't have to post it. Oh, he posted the video. Yeah. He posted the video. Yeah.

In this day and age, you can't, you just can't, you don't want to hear the chatter. Unless you're, unless he's that much of a troll. But you even, he might be the world's best troll then. Well, isn't he that he's also a DL Trump guy right. He said that that was in the that was in the locker and then Trump give him a hat and he kept it in there. Yeah, but he was on a superstitious thing. He's like we're winning. I don't want to take it out. Everything could be a superstition to an athlete though, but yeah I would have told him like you don't need the postus. Let you could jump off clips all day long with your kids, but don't post it. Let's not do that. Let's not give the haters any more ammo.

Right. Have a private life. Yeah. I'm sure he has what we don't see is probably crazy in what he does, but you don't need to share that. But if you open you up to like unneeded criticism. If you're Tom Brady and you see that criticism, or you're like, go fuck yourself, I'm Tom Brady, I'm in Costa Rica, there's my fucking sex mannequin wife over there, there's my kids, he's puckering up for whatever reason. I'm gonna jump off this cliff with my daughter. Yeah, I fuck it all, I don't care what you think.

Yeah, there could be very much that aspect of it that he's like, I don't care. He's like, he's untouchable. Well, he's not untouchable. I mean, he's got that the flake gate on his resume. So I mean, he took a hit for that. You got a more name suspension for that. I still want to see it all, but still.

You know what, the suspensions, yeah. He's like, remember that time you guys got me suspended and then I won the Super Bowl anyway. That's the how much I give a fuck. You don't like me jumping off a cliff with my daughter. Yeah, but I definitely, if I was in that inner circle, I'd be like, don't release this. It's not necessary.

Just do something else cute. That's what he needs. I put my mother hand around all the time, clock it like, oh, do this Tom! It's too dangerous. But you know what remind me of? When I was younger, and I had an image brought back to me. I am I suppressed with my father where he did something like that with me over high water

Yeah, we went to a football game a high school football game in Madeline and I don't really like I really did anything together We did but almost nothing together and for some reason Sun you want to cliff dive on the way home. We went to this football game. It's like 1974, 1973. And we went to the football game to watch. There was some star player there that he wanted to see who was going to be going to a big college. And we walked back from the football game. We took a route through the forest, through the woods.

And there came a point where the train tracks went over a big body of water, which I thought was much bigger probably than it really was when I was young. And it was high. It was like 40, 50 feet in the air. And if a train was coming and we were in the middle, we would have had to jump off. What kind of hobo lifestyle are you leading?

That you're like, I wonder if we can make it across the train, Tressel, Dad. And I remember when you had to stand by me. You can stand by me? Yes. Sticks and bindles. And you know, when you walk through, like there's like, like you had to step onto each

piece of wood in the tracks. And if you missed, you would have fell through. So I had to make sure that I could walk over and I didn't want to do it. And he started to like, you could do it. You could do it. You know, you're not a baby. Let's do it. You know, and he was doing that thing like kind of like pulling me across and I was

getting really terrified and I was getting hyperventilating, but I made it across though. And we got across. I'm ever saying, don't tell your mother. Don't tell your mother. The person at me being angry about it and scaring me. Wow. Yeah. It was a surprise.

You said it. Yeah. But you did it. I did it, though. So what's the angry about? I guess he thought I was going to talk, because I was getting, like I was getting really emotional. I was, again, towards the end, I was afraid.

I was afraid of train was going to come. And I was going to fall through. Which is reasonable, by the way. Yeah, reasonable. But that was kind of like what gonna come. I was gonna fall through. Which is reasonable. Yeah, by the way. It's reasonable, but that was kind of like what Tom Brady did to his kid, right? Mm. This is the only time he'll compare your dad to Tom Brady. The only time.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Just a bad, bad, bad discretion. No Tom Brady, no Mike Brady. Yeah, I mean, if he had been like, hey, that's our little secret. Don't tell your mom that, like, made it fun. Yeah, no. I think he knew that I was gonna, like, if he didn't scare me,

I was probably gonna tell, and she was gonna freak the fuck out. Yeah, he was really irresponsible. He's gonna tolerate rats. You ever do anything dangerous with your, with your dead? No, nothing, not run over rail or tracks, that's the truth. You ever do anything dangerous with your with your dead? No, nothing not run over rail or tracks. That's the truth. I'm they just took me to baseball games football games Just the regular stuff nothing really at a hand. He didn't force you ever to like step outside your comfort zone No, sink or swim kind of yeah, he was a bass my father's I thought it's excellent a basketball

Excellent basketball player Yeah, excellent basketball player Could have won pro Well, you guys got a scholarship to go to college Wow But Point guard? No, I don't know what I have no idea what position

I never really followed any of the sports So, but um Well, I can't imagine what's your name is No, I guess you would be be I guess what's guard a guard It's not like he's name is Earl the pearl Monroe I remember I never played basketball I could just see that white afro if your dad might have back in the 70s white shadow That was me.

It's exactly what I was feeling. I never played basketball before and my father was a coach. He decided to coach. So I figured, you know, what the hell? Terrible. That was not passed on to me. Those genetics were not passed on to me as far as basketball. But other things, like father couldn't fix anything.

I mean, I had the other stuff like I could draw and I could fix things. My father couldn't do that. I didn't know that you could fix things. What do you fix? He was a jet mechanic. You were trained for that though. Yeah, but I'm saying I always had that one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, my, my grant, both my grandfather's were also mechanical and clean clients. So, but, you know, I didn't take that, but my grandfather's also excellent at basketball. Didn't pass on to me though. I sucked the basketball man.

I was terrible. I was terrible at all. Like don't you like, all I wanna do is record some of the prepuck notes where Sunday, Jeff is playing Ming one on one. Right. We're gonna do that. We're gonna do that. It might be one-on-one. Right? We're gonna do that. We're gonna do that.

It might be better. We're gonna do it on the Patreon. I might look like a Marine Show. We're gonna do a one-on-one, uh, uh, Fucknauts episode of Sunday Jeff. Strip all? Yeah, a little. Call it a playout eight-foot rim so you guys can stunk on each other.

That's all. You're gonna give me a hand. Goes all the brun over a mirror. Go down a dog and it's all the same. White chocolate thunder. There you go. White chocolate. Got a jersey made up.

That's it. Double zeros made. That's it. Two things leap to mind with Edgar. One was in the winter. Like I remember it on the back roads, they weren't paved for a while. Like probably until we were in a short drive. Yeah, probably until Walt and I were like maybe 13

or somewhere on the 14. Well, in the 90s, I think. The back roads in town, which was actually sort of a main road weren't paved. They were just dirt roads. So they would get snow and ice and they would free. So a lot of people didn't use them, but Edgar would take his work truck and we drive down there. And would drive and hit the break and hit the wheel and we would like

smell. Okay. And it was really fun. Same thing though, like don't tell your mother. But the other see buckled probably not. I mean, it was a 70 so probably right. I don't even know if his truck had seat belts. his truck hat seat belt. I thought it was such a piece of shit. And the other thing was like, you remember in the back of Pam and Edgar's there was a porch and then there was like an overhang that went over the porch. Like if you walked out the back door. So when I was probably like seven Edgar was like, hey, come help me on the roof. So I went up on the ladder and I was helping him on the roof and then he was like here. Let's let's scare your mother and this has to be 20 25 feet in the air. He took me by my ankles and he hung me upside down so that like he like he lowered me down So like my head appears as my mom said on the porch I'm sitting on the porch and he's standing at the very edge lowering me down. So I'm like, hey, my mother screams.

God. He sounds like a fun wacky dude. No, he sounds like a crazy person. Like, I don't know if I'm painting the picture well enough, but it was, it was imagine just hanging a young boy by his ankles upside down Michael Jackson did it he got in trouble the whole time I'm sure he's thinking like I could say it was an accident and everyone would believe me My eldest boy. Yeah, that was that was the other thing and then he never did it again because Pam freaked out But yeah, it like in retrospect like if like when sage were that age not a million years But I'd be like I've got the best idea

siege where that aged not a million years. Tell what I'd be like, I've got the best idea. Anything for you, Cune. Ain't anybody. You had force you to out outside of your. No, nothing like that. It was my like kissing girls. Awesome. It was more like the danger came in a hands-off approach to

like I used to play on the train tracks, stuff like that. And he would tell you not to man he would say no not really like I would come home we put like quarters of pennies on the tracks yeah and they were like they were got squished and I'd come home with them so they knew I was on the train tracks I never got it that's a different era oh yeah that's a different things like we would go like for rides you know know, um, on a moleheads and stuff like that with no melmits and shit like that. What was it that, was it sudden or was it like the bike helmet thing I always thought that some lobbyist or some lawmaker was in kuhuts with a bike helmet maker

and took a payoff because there's really like to be like everyone has to wear a bike helmet, a sweeping like you're in the parents are you're not in charge anymore now the government's in charge. We're telling you got to wear a helmet till you're like, did you even know the age 14 or 16? When I never had we never had to wear one I was younger. No, I was never around. Do whatever. No, and nobody questioned it. Nobody like I don't know anybody. Look at the repercussions now for you. Questioned it nobody like I don't know anybody fall I never had all those horrible fall I could be a mix too man. I never really thought I much

That you did have to wear helmets for if you were doing the BMX races. You did a BMX races Yeah, so you were like what's it? What's it? X Yeah, I just went around to try me. I'm not like do some metals. No trophy. Third third place. Yeah, I mean do like fish tails and show but it was mostly for fun. It wasn't really. Yeah, I used to be able to do it. Wasn't it like a race with neighborhood kids? No, it's not. Well, English town's not sanctioned. Did you have like the helmet and the whole suit and everything? No, they gave you the number like the number to put over your. Could you pop a wheelie anybody. Yeah, could you do a Polish wheelie thruster? Yeah, that's opposite. I do I got a bad BMX accident and I wasn't wearing a helmet

Yeah, I just I forgot about this until you just said it. Wow these things are coming back You're pulling it right out of there. Yeah. I was going down a hill and there was bushes like Overgrown weeds at the bottom of it and I went to tear hill and there was bushes like I overgrown weeds at the bottom of it And I went to tear through and there was a bench there that I couldn't see because of the weeds So it like full speed my bike hits the bench. I just I must have went fucking five six feet and just slammed and rolled and shit like that I turned out fine. Here. You are fine. Here. You are and no lobbyist or lawmakers was like put a helmet on that No, not even a parent Nobody cared nobody cared the fight still worked everybody was alright with it. Hi back in good to go

Kind of banged up All right something else I can't remember what I don't know that it's a serally better though But now I think if I know better than I think if I had kids I'd probably appreciate the emphasis on safety. You would feel like I would walk along a fairly major highway, the highway 36. I would walk to school from second grade sometimes by myself. So seven years old, but there was this guy, Henry, the crossing guard who would like crush the highway and then you would just walk up the highway It was like maybe half mile at the most and you go to school, but My parents can't like didn't even matter what the weather was, you know, if it was snowing you would still walk sometimes

But today it's like so many like everybody gets dropped off Yeah, like if I try to drive siege off to school, I don't let her take the bus. It's unbelievable how many people are dropping their kids off. That was a rarity when we went to school. Yeah, I never wrote that. And if I wrote the tracks, people walked. Yeah, a lot of walkers. Yeah, not anymore though.

And you wouldn't do it either, right? When the girls were like 13, you're not letting them just walk to school. Or like, or even like ride bikes around like it just seems they weren't that they weren't active outside kind of kids they were doing anything dangerous with them most dangerous thing I ever did with them probably would just go on like some sketchy carnival rides yeah a neighborhood carnival that you know where they the culture fallen out like a corner.

It looked like it was about the carnival. It's dope. She all the termites coming out of the world. You see those accidents, a lot of video from like China and like Russia and those countries, like there's one in India the other day. It's like it's like a capsule on one of those arms. So it like swings back and forth like a swing and it goes up And the arm snaps and it just goes

And then one of those ones where like the centrifugal force keeps you against Mm-hmm. It's like a circle and it just spins so you stick against it That dislodged and flips over and like people are flying everywhere Oh, that's correct. And I think of those videos like we brought sage to a fair a couple weeks ago, the modern day fair, same marriage or whatever, same Catherine's and them. Yeah, and I'm looking at those rides and I'm like, I don't know. Scary. Because they're put together, taking apart how many times over and over again, you get the inspectors, but still shit

goes wrong. Yeah, there was one not too long ago, a year or two ago, where they had one of the rides. People got hurt on a ride. We talked very early on on Tom Steve Dave about the biggest slide in America. The kid broke his neck or something. We never really touched back upon it, but after that slide opened, a child was beheaded on that slide. Oh my God.

It was like a senator's or some shit like that. We were talking about how crazy it was that so many could even build a slide this big. Remember action park? Yeah, but like this. Craction park. Oh my God. I mean, it doesn't take, it's not that far of a stretch

to think that somebody was going to get hurt though. It was like, it was jeep-ful. Seemed likely. When I went to, just recently, when I went to Ohio with Marybeth, we went to like this, it was like a local municipal pool, but they had like this, it was like a slide, like a water slide.

Not like when I went straight down, but like curves around and say, just going on it, so I'm like, all right, I'll go on it too. I got so banged up in the 10 seconds that I was on that slide. I don't know if it's because I'm too heavy, but I'm like, I'm on side to side and my knees are hitting.

They're like, I get off, I'm like, I don't wanna do this anymore. It sucks. So I can only imagine that the biggest water slide, which I guess is the one in Kansas City. Oh, it's closed down, yeah. Oh, did they close it after that? Oh my God, you kidding me?

A child's head was ripped off, it's, but I mean, how much money was put into that? I mean, a kid's head gets ripped off in a car accident. You don't like stop car. Yeah, but so what parent is going to let their child get back on that slide after they heard? Say, do you like water slides, right? I mean, you might as well just shut the whole part down. You're not a chance on earth. could ever let a child And what would be what kind of He had completely moved Yeah, so they had just rolled down the slide into the pool I think it like it hit some sort of connecting like net up there. Yeah, there's a floor or something

I think that the open up to you to shoot down. There's a there's a picture of it That's that's crazy. It was gonna roll a coaster I wouldn't want to do this. I get nauseous. Like if I look first, fuck water parks, man. They smell like feet. They're disgusting. If they don't smell like feet, they smell like piss. And like they're so big and like you go like when you're going down by the end, I'm like, I'm going to get sick. I'm a fucking puke right in the pool. But they're not funny. They're not funny. Or me. They're built for kids who don't care about those things. They don't care. Wow it smells they just know they're getting cold it's fun

it's a little head when you become an adult and you lose the magic the innocence of a child that's when you start to smell the urine. Right right that's when you become a human being. That's when you start adding you become a full human being and you're like I'm not gonna wait for other people's piss to have a good time Although some people are into that We're not here to judge Really, um, yeah, this kid it was 168 feet tall The roots for a white German for insane That's a drop of old coaster

It doesn't it looks like It doesn't. It looks like it was too much. What do you want to do that? I think he came off to mat or something. He got elevated and he shouldn't have been elevated at the point and he hit and it just... Yeah, dude a neck injury. Did he get decapitated? I don't know. And he was. It was a Kansas state legislature. Oh man.

Yeah, he was killed, died from a neck injury. Yeah, I didn't say he got decapitated, but it did say he heard his neck from the head. Oh fuck, he heard his neck badly enough to die. Dumb-weighted guy. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is gonna be awesome. And as a parent, you're like, oh, this will be awesome. You think it's safe because of how else could it be operating if it wasn't safe? But I mean, people do die on other rides and they don't stop them. Like they don't dismantle

them, you know. People die hard attacks and shit. It, but that just thousands of that's a design flaw. Not a heart, you know what I mean? When my girls like when like when they would go to great adventure with their friends, I guess like when they when my oldest one graduated like at that senior thing, I can make her promise me that she wouldn't go on any of the crazy rides with her friends? Did you promise you? Yeah. Do you think is she the type that you're like? Alright, her word is bond. I know. I just tried to like scare her straight. I told her about all the... Don't tell your mother all the horrible things that can happen to her just for a like a three-second ride. You've been getting on and off the merry go around. There's no guaranteed that you're going to make a lot off the line. No man that amusement park

I used to work out when I was a teenager that merry-go-round never stopped. Like you just jumped on and off it. People would get fucking eaten by it all the time. You worked at a amusement park. Yeah there was a amusement park on stand-out. I've talked about this before. Still there. No, got towing that years ago. It's condos now. It's all condos. I don't know, you worked. How was that? Here's a carny. We'reos now. It's all condos. I know you worked. How was that? Here's a car. We're just learning. It was a car. Yeah, I've talked about it before It was I don't recall him talking about what I don't remember either sure I told this I told two stories. I told about how I used to like resell the ride tickets at half price after I took them

Because the guy was an asshole wasn't to your priest And then the other one was some kid fell off. It was like just, it was like fake helicopters going around. And the kid tried to get out and he fell and he got ran over, but he didn't get hurt. He just got upset. And he was 12 and his mother started breastfeeding him

in the middle of the park. And we were all like, what the fuck? Oh, you were 12 years old though. Weren't you just like totally like, oh I was I was like 17 I was like 17 18. Oh, so you had seen a nipple? Yeah, nipples weren't the problem the fact that she was a It was fucking

Glossin over how old was the child? That's the kid was 12 oh the kid was it was and she goes I know this is weird, but it calms them down and I was like what the guy need to calm down And she goes, I know this is weird, but it calms him down. And I was like, what the, I need to calm down. Come you down too. Like so is he breathed. He was just sucking her teeth. He was like suckling at her teeth for comfort. Oh, I admit though, how could you do that?

I'm producing milk. She wasn't. I'm telling you though, like you said, you're just sucking her teeth. You're not doing anything out of it. He might not have been 12, might have been 9. I mean, I would be back. You're a bad try. That's a big difference.

Yeah, he could have been 12. I know. Pretty damn old. That's the thing Yeah, he could have been 12. Pretty damn old. That's the thing though. He could have been 12. He was no young at a nine. He was a kid walking around. What's the cutoff for you if you have children and they're in breastfeeding?

What's the age? Oh, never. How long will you let them? How long will you breastfeed them? No, really, you would let them go until their teens? No, no, I would never, I wouldn't breastfeed them. Oh, really? Oh, you would be your answer.

Those are for papa. No, I mean, whatever, if I was ever going to have kids, whatever the three, whatever the recommendation was, I don't know what it is. Nine? Twelve? Well, yeah, you just have to scrape the roller coaster at the start of every season and, and repaint it. Scrape it off the paint.

Scrape what off of it? Oh, the paint. Oh, I'm going to get the paint. I'm going to get the vomit. Yeah, it was through the tunnel of love. Scrape like coming the paint. Oh, the paint. Oh, the paint. Oh, my God. The paint. Yeah, it was through the tunnel of love. Scrape it like a common show. I'm in trouble. Yeah, I'm in trouble.

I used that same excuse when, again, when I was in Ohio with Mary Beth, her parents walked in, it was sucking her tits. She was like, it calms him down. He's in a constant rage. So I could see the beating here. He's better for him than listen. I just love him do it. Yeah. In Clerks the Cartoon, there's an episode where the carnies come in.

And Kevin is hardly exaggerating, even in animation, these guys who were like track marks up and down their arms with the heroin. Oh, really? Oh, my God, you're all out of it. They were like we're super obsessed with these little frozen burgers. Like we couldn't even keep them in stock. These little like white castle looking things. But those are the guys that are putting the ride together. I don't know if this was any better. When we we would work on the rides, I was 17.

Yeah. And you've really authorized like, we used to panic to put the ride together. We didn't know they were permanent But if something went wrong, they need to be clean though fix it yet they'd be like this is maintenance You got to do maintenance somebody got more come on roller coaster Why is it coming? Yeah, why is it on a tunnel? I would see but I don't roll it because it's only like a 30 second ride I just want to see how many rides will clean come off Just running around jerking off the rides Yeah I just want to see how many rides look like come up. I'm just running around jerk and all the rides. Yeah. Do you miss those days?

Working at a carnival. I don't miss, I really didn't get along with the boss. So I don't miss it. But I like the job, the job. Like a lot of like summers on. Hot Moms. Hot Moms. You know, all the,

yeah. It was like hot, hot moms and stuff would be coming in. It was the 90s. it was cool. It was fun Kids all over the boobs. Yes, sometimes I would I would I would work the ride We got to shoot another game. We got a shoot the gun into the frogs mouth. Mm-hmm man I got really pissed at the guy when I quit. I took a hose And I ran it through the window was in his office and I turned it on. And he looked mental.

It's a vengeful guy this cue. He's sitting on grave. She's filling up offices with poses. I was dating. I was dating a girl I was working with and he hit on her. That's why I quit. How old was a boss? Was he a dating agent?

He didn't know. It was a weirdo. He shouldn't have. And I remember like, fuck this fucking guy. So I quit and then that night me and my buddy Jay came back and we clipped the lock, went into the park, snake that was in turn, then on. Yeah. Could have do that today. You'd be in video all over. Well, I could have made to it today. Right. Yeah. Statue limitations. All right. It's got me. I don't even remember. He was so cooked up all the time that guy.

Yeah. That all kind of stuff. I want to still still want to I would like to travel with a carnival for like oh wait It wasn't the owner was a manager manager Yeah, I'm trying to remember this correctly anyway, sorry. Yeah, like a week I would like to travel with a carnival and just like watch the like talk to the people about their legs where they came from I think that be fucking fascinating you know because he like if you're a carny and you're just like driving around without roots putting rides together and shit you've got to have a story or two right reasons you're doing sounds like a depressing story I know you got similarly obsessed with a lot lizards for a while.

You wanted to do that book on a lot lizards. Hey, there's a listener, big red deb, and she's a trucker. Right, we met her in a Collins convention. And we're talking about the singing and the things. Yeah, Tally Wacker, big Tally Wacker. So she drives a trucker out. I talked to her about it

I have to get some insurance and then I can ride around with she and her husband He's also a trucker. Oh, yeah, yeah stop it some lots check out some lizards How don't you hear boy, don't you think you'll be like, I mean For how long I mean how many, how many people do you wanna, how many see it the lowest eb possible? I mean, I've yet to reach the numbers. We'll see. We'll see.

We can't have a guy who wanted to drop the world from your video of Ibi Comics, the theme song. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Tell you. We can drop that in this episode. I don't realize we had that. Yeah we filmed it today. Oh Jesus. And it's already ready ready to go. The post is ready to go. All right. Pretend that you loved it.

I'm into it. Let's go play it. Do you want to hear the um I do? Who? The song at least? Who did it? Is it a it courage my love please it's not courage my love I went it I went and searched and I found the voice only one man could pull this off that's why he's here tonight okay yeah okay oh amazing song the i by comic okay um so let's drop that video you couldn't even add Vicky pesit into make it tolerable for it's not a rap song maybe rap. This is all rap. This is all hard hard I thought with Q's involvement. He's like a 90s rap guy What we could do though is like we can open up every episode that we do we can have a different Artist do the theme song. We're gonna ever want to replace something Jeff though. Well, I mean, what that remains to be seen. You'll get a hear. Let me hear this.

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we did it underneath the time frame that you can get away with using the song. I think you're allowed to as long as you're saying it's a parody use it. Oh, that's definitely a parody. Yeah, done deal. What if Alfred's on Patreon though? Yeah, I thought Colin, you poofed him. People were saying there's nothing wrong with that. Right, we're accepting.

Yeah, I mean, if there was anything wrong with it, we wouldn't use a song man. That dude is fucking all metal. And you know how you know that? Because they kicked him out, because they're like, you're a fairy and he's like, fuck you and now he's fucking back. Because they're like, we can't do it. Because of that.

That's what I've read. Several accounts were that like, yeah, they discovered that he was into, he was gay and they kind of like, we're like, what the fuck? But how could you not know? All those albums those times you spent together all of it all of it You never see him bring in chick groupies back to the bus How could you not know and why the fuck would you care? But yeah, and then they went I think it's more metal to be into dick

So counterculture all right, yeah What do you think Satan approves of more? Well, isn't that the punishment? What? When you get down the hell? Only harasses real and hell. Yeah, all the dicks and stuff is a punishment, though. Not if you not if you want to say in Saul soldiers.

But, but, but, but, but I'm a little confused here. What do you mean? Because if Rob Helfer goes to hell and he's like, wow, what a schmorgasport. It's going to be vachayas then for him. Right, sure. It's going to be a vatch. I've never seen any depictions of hell with hot pussy though. Well, I mean, I don't know the ones he conjures up in his mind.

Those are the only ones that exist. I'm not sure that it's just a mass rape either. I'm just saying it's like, could be something else. What, I do recall when I was young and we went to church all the time, like every Sunday, not all the time, but every Sunday and Pam saying like, if you go to hell, it's whatever you hate the most. So you got to think of like, whatever would you really not want to do for the rest of your life? And that's what's gonna happen forever

I think a lot of people Think that not just Pam Yeah, a lot of people think it's the worst thing that you can think of the thing you hate the most is gonna be your you know Eternity of that so not hot pussy unless you're up hell for Unless you're not into hot pussy and The exact opposite of what you're into then. Let's put it this way. Thank you.

When you and I go to hell, which we definitely are, get ready to suck some cock. I thought it'd be more going to go blockbuster again. Tell them Steve Dave. Thank you.