Tell Em Steve-Dave - #416: Rock and Roll Fantasy

Episode Date: August 8, 2019

Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.

Music Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Day, broadcasting from the beautiful shared universe podcast studio. Hey, the AC's working. It's 100 degrees out. AC's working. Yeah, let me shut this door. Feeling fairly comfortable in here. I think so.

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We weren't getting raked over the coals by our friends every time we went to fucking the horn. I'd say we just do it all the time. The price is one I forget I guess. And I also like the fact don't you too. Like there's that safety net. Like we're not going to worry about it. Oh, did it record?

Like that little bit of fear in the back of your mind. Like did something go wrong? Yes. Well, it still could. I'm looking at our engineer over here. Who knows? We've got the catch tail on the table though. Yes, well it's still good. I'm looking at our engineer over here who knows Cat's tail on a table though so even the cats tail is that what that okay when you're talking cats tail earlier That's just the the mic that I guess well, it's a backup mic. Yeah, but it that could essentially record us without these mics I think really that powerful right you heard it. Yeah, I've heard it. Wow

Cats tail cue mics, I think, that powerful, right? You heard it? Yeah, I've heard it. Wow. Cats tail cue. Yeah. We learned a lot. We learned and shoot. And we just recorded the first ever I Buy Comics. Had a great time. It's a pretty eye opening.

You were great. It's a shame it's going to Patreon, because I would like to see you guys on iTunes, like shoot to the number one position on comic book. Oh, you could definitely do it. If you pointed it, yeah, you're like just subscribe, but I don't know if we would get the the I don't know because there's so many beloved comic podcasts out there. They have their hardcore listeners. I think they would be like, oh look at it, like trying to weasel in with a star power. Yeah. Take a slice of that pie. Yeah.

We got to earn it. Well, I'm a real comics fan, though. I know, but like, I think we could. I think we could. I think we could. I think we could. Yeah, but we would, but. So you're saying time.

You're not going to count all the time you put into the other podcast. Well, it's not just about the, you just because your bi-comics is, I mean, you could pot about comics. That's true. Although we do a lot of experience with potting too. If you really put the gather, it seems like it would be a strong point for us. Yeah, I don't think anybody would really have the grounds to be like, who are these two? Well, let's see how people respond to it.

And in the industry, in the industry, both of you. Yeah, if I look for it in the winter cycle. Winter cycle? Winter cycle, the picture. We'll have three episodes of that. Yeah, once a month podcast. Yeah, and I'm already looking forward to the next one We really great at the topic to see you excited about it. You know, is cool if I have to listen to a comics podcast I buy comics isn't one of you. I'm gonna put that on the as the little blurb You know like you like you know Stephen King recommends Right, right, yeah.

Cliparker, whenever I get a frying Johnson, if I had to listen to a podcast, I want it to be I by comics. parentheses, because I'll make money weekend wall. Yeah, I know I heard want to see some iron maiden. I've never seen iron maiden before great show Really good show super tight. Yeah, I'm aiding guy. No, no, I was familiar with I think the same hits that everybody is but Colour me a fan after the show. So what made you say like I want to see the show. Oh, I just think They're iconic. I have the pinball machine in my basement

I was like, uh, I just think that dangerously close to being a poser Really? Well, I didn't go That I knew more than I would wear no, no, no, I don't mean that night That's why you felt you had to go to the concert. Yeah. I got a, I want to, I want to experience the spectrum. I mean, I feel you meant that night. He was dangerously close to being like beat up for being a poker. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, gold and girls shirt actually to the show.

So, did you think of that when you pulled up and you saw, it was a zombie. It was zombie gold and girls. It was zombie gold and girls. Yeah. It's a big huge for being a fiend. Yeah, I like that. I was like, where'd you get that shirt? I thought it was approved, but I wonder if it was just a normal Walmart golden girls t-shirt and you got out of the car

And you met Q in the parking lot and you ready to go in would you have been like you got to go back and change the shirt? Yeah, probably yeah, or cut the sleeves off. Maybe or like draw like a swastika on the rose's head something to metal it up Just a little. If only the problem was that I embarrassed Brian. Really? Quite the opposite. I was. We'll get to the show.

I guess we'll drive into humiliation at order. In order of the night. By my metal hip friend over here that I had to fucking have an embarrasing aside with. You really had to pull the side? It was bad He didn't he didn't want me to bring it up at the table Which I did anyway

We went out to dinner. Oh, okay. We went out to dinner before you met my friend Leederman for dinner. No, that's what he told me. He's like oh Before the show we're gonna go into the city we're gonna meet my my friend for dinner my friend He's awesome. You gotta meet my friend my friend my friend friend, he's awesome, he's gonna meet my friend, my friend, my friend. Good guy. But what I didn't know was it was just not just his friend, it's his friend and his friend's wife,

and then a kid, and then another lady, and another guy. All these people come to dinner. So when I go there, and I'm like, oh, okay, I know they were coming, but I go to meet them, and I say hello to the lady and the girlfriend, the kid I didn't care about. And then the guy, I was like, hey, and he's like, hey, nice to meet Shake hands,

my name's Dave, all right? So we leave, we go to the restaurant. And they're all, he said, Dave. And then they're all, everybody's talking, I'm at the one end of the table, and I'm kind of like listening, and they're not including're all he said Dave and then they're all they're all they're everybody's talking I'm at the one end of the table and I'm kind of like listen and they're not including me in any conversation. That's not true at all. That's not even close to true. All right I talked a little bit and then I lean into Q and I ask him like I ask him. Who's that? Dave he looks familiar. Well I was like he what does he do because they keep talking about the tour

Iron Maiden like he and Eric like Eric seems to be an authority on metal. Oh, yeah He knows a lot about metal He metals his thing And this other guy knew a lot too and the way they were talking and they were like he was down in Brazil in some at some show and blah blah blah and So I turned to cue and I'm like what exactly does he do with those guys and I said that's that's Scott Ian from anthrax and what I thought the guy told me his name is Dave he's fucking Scott he's got a little

fucking like he's got the weird thing I was like what I was like what it's got exactly like Scott Ian from it I mean exactly I'm was like what? I was like what? It's Scottie and Samantha. He looks exactly like Scottie and Samantha. I mean exactly. I'm like it's insane. I kept looking at him. I'm like it looks just like him. Now he doesn't tell me. And I'm trying to say,

what am I going to dinner for? I guys don't tell me anyone extra is going. Let alone the guy from anthrax. Dude, I thought you would show up and see Scottie and be like, holy fuck it's Scottie. Are you friends with the guy from anthrax? I don't know. I met him once or twice, but he was there cuz Eric I'm not me. Oh, I was there cuz you don't really know him though. No, we did

You would think they did because they think they got a lot of the end-day bond I oh my god, you should have took me. I love anthrax. You could have You would have said no you did say no Tell me though. I don't know he was coming at the point. I think you could sit down No, he was coming at them because I would have been like I would have impressed you as he embarrassed you I would have been like I know I know and even if he said my name is Dave Dude, you know how hard it is to say like to just to give the information that Scotty and of anthrax without Scotty and Finding out when he's right next to you like I had to

without Scott Ian finding out when he's right next to you. Like I had to whisper to him low enough for him to hear, but so Scott wouldn't hear. I would have been just like, even if the guy said, I'm Dave and I'm like, you're an anthrax, I would have said. I said, you're an anthrax. I'm a huge fan. I have everyone in your albums. I, I worship among the living. The album, I mean, the album and I love the new one.

I love the new album. They're great. I bought the new album. They're great. They're not the new album, because you recommended it. That new album is so fucking good. It's great. They brought the old singer back, Joey Boihanna. I would have fucking, I would have pressed you, bro.

That was the only time I'd ever impressed you. I didn't think you'd ever do that. No, you'd press me a lot, but this is... At a dare table with all strangers? You know I can't. Well, I'll press you. Just the fact that you're accidentally a table full of strangers

that you're impressed already. You're impressed already. But, yeah, man, I was like, oh, he's a man. And now it's was a now. How are you fucking not sick? Well, I brought I brought it up to him. I said, you know, I told him what I just told you, I said, I thought that you were the guy. But when we met, it sounded to me because we're outside, it's New York's which were loud. And then he was like just in G.

Shirts and a black. Yeah, it was always mentally, mentally kind of guy. Yeah. Maybe a piercing small guy. Yeah, little do not courtesquely. No, no, a lot of musicians are. He was a shorter guy. Yeah, it was hard to really statue as a job. musicians are he was a shorter guy. Yeah, it was really statue-esque

a job as an inside joke for K-SARCH. Oh, I don't know. Oh, damn, that was good. That was good. I didn't catch it. Yeah, and his wife is this like tall, beautiful blonde. It's like, yeah, it was cool. That was cool. They were really nice. They were really nice. Yeah, and even after, um, a lot of middle, like the hate breed, the lead singer of hate breed, super, like you get them off stage and like they're just so sweet and nice guys. That's a lot of people say about me. Yeah. So what did you do when you pulled them aside?

What did you say? Well, no, that's the thing. I was sitting in between him and Scottie and so I had to be like, boom, Scottie and from the answer. And, you know, luckily I said alone, I've been blinded what he did

and he made fun of it and normalize the whole thing. Can you sign out to Vector so we could put it in the video? Yeah. Yeah, it's just a decent... And then I had the same color beard. Yeah, mine's just a little bit bigger. And then something happened to dinner that I was like, I wanted to ask him about that. I was like, let me ask the tells you the, what have been between you and Mary Beth when she went to order a drink? Because you got so angry. She just won't fucking pick a drink. She's a very hard time making. She had a problem the night before when we were filming something.

Because we're on option one option. Keep her eyes open. She was so fucking drunk. She was always didn't shit. Well, I know it's like the wait the waiters was asking like, what do you want to drink? And she couldn't get an answer out and you were looking at herers was asking like, what do you want to drink? And she couldn't get an answer out. And you were looking at her. Because she's like, what are you having? And I'm like, it doesn't matter. Like, what do you want? Do you want to drink or not? But she has such a difficult time

when so many options are presented. Plus she has like, same as you with the social like anxiety. She doesn't expect the group of, I guess. So I mean, is that what it means now? Like you're autistic. If you don't like the interact people. But I thought she handled herself well. She wasn't she's quiet She's quiet, but she's not uncomfortable like who's the fucking sack. I'm a goner quiet

Right, that's your boyfriend Okay, cuz I cuz I mean you didn't overreact you weren't like No, you were like I don't know what you want fucking stop trying to get me to make these decisions for you. What do you want to drink? And then just order it. But she's holding the waitress up so I'm like, what's up? What are then? Okay, I don't give a shit I don't want to drink anyway because I'm trying to see some calories She didn't care she didn't care. No, but I mean like that in front of Sky

Yeah, I was like Overly dramatic But I mean like that in front of Scott. It wasn't wasn't like yeah, I was like What a dumb pitch race got It's a madhouse Yeah, so he was telling Scott was telling some some stories of touring with Iron Maiden and Iron Maiden they have their own jumbo jet like that's wrapped And he's got he implies it. He's a He's a Bruce Dickinson. Bruce Dickinson. Yeah, so the lead singer is also the pilot on the plane? He, not every flight, but he flies it. He's a commercial airliner for, uh, air-line flight. Wow. Pilot, that's, that's, that's, that's, how, how do you get that insurance?

Right? No, he's, he's a, he's a professional. I know. He works commercial flights. I would still be like, after a long fucking tour, a hot, sweaty, fucking concert, I wouldn't want the guy just saying to be Also the pilot of the plane. I was thinking about that no matter how much cred he had, if we were going in a plane, I'd be like, is it kind of weird?

Because I know him personally. I'm like, I know he's a little drunk, maybe not a lot. That was funny, and his kid was cool too. He was like a cool character, because I was like, oh, he like Iron Raiden, and he's like, yeah, I told him. He knew about a shit. He knew everything. He knew everything was great. He knew him way more than I did. Yeah, so it was, so it was, it was pretty shameful. And I was like, God damn it. I shit, like you said, like you're an anthrax.

I should have just said it. Instead of marveling at like, you could be a dead ringer. You're like his doppelganger, bro. Like I should have just fucking been like, are you Scott? Yeah, because it was a weird and unreaction on your part to like his doppelganger bro. Like I should have just struck him in like, are you Scottie? Yeah, cause it was a weird and unreaction on your part to me and then I was like, oh, I get, like I thought it was gonna be like, oh my goodness.

Like whatever Dave. Yeah, I didn't think it would be like whatever and then like he goes to smog of ape. I was like, oh, I thought it'd be excited but it didn't turn out to be. Maybe it's too much vapin. Could be. Oh yeah, your eyes were a little crust.

I don't know by that point. Definitely not. Not by that eyes are a little crust. I don't know about that point. Definitely not. Not by that point. I don't even know if I'd be at that point. And then the show was, I mean, excellent. Is the only one. What did he open up with? Dr. Doctor was there.

Was there an intro song coming in? It was not, it wasn't East as high. That was the second one. It was two minutes to midnight. That's what they the second one. It was two minutes to midnight. I think they all put two minutes to midnight. Yeah. We're really close. What?

Like close with, uh, what the fuck was the phone? Oh, it was, uh, not run. Run to the hell. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Run to the hell. What about when, uh, number to beast comes on.

Is it a big go crazy? Dude, like, it was unbelievable. You can't even, you don't even know, dude. I took dude like it was unbelievable you can't even you don't even know dude I took pictures like it is the satanic like imagery is alive and well with with look at this dude let me see if I can grab 666 upside down crosses dude that is that is that is none with me this is hanging out of their vaginas not that high but inflatable planes This is hanging out of their vaginas not that high but Inflatable planes

30 foot head of Eddie as Satan with a pentagram on his forehead comes out from under the stage and it's a puppet So it starts looking left and right over the audience But not a show, huh flames are coming up. They're out kissing kiss it. Oh, they're out kissing kiss I mean it looked unbelievable. They really did look like a lot of money went into it But there there was a moment where I'm like I know people love Eddie. I know But it comes out and he's dressed in his soldier outfit, but he's like nine feet tall the trooper the trooper And the actors on stilts true. And the actors on stills. He's on stills obviously, but still required to sword fight sword fight with Bruce Dickinson at a certain point. Bruce is run around with the shine sword like he had the show. And he starts sword fighting Eddie for pretty long time.

Too long for almost the whole song. Like by that, he would like run and he would like look down at Eddie and then he come a run back down They've sort of fight a little bit more Bruce Dickinson. You mean yeah, right. Yeah, Eddie moved like like a Disney Character, yes, like you right. Yes, like they can't really move so they're like this They made them they made Eddie look like a bumbling off like he was like looking around looking between his legs like serious joint Pink yeah, he Bruce things and literally ran between his legs at one point to get away from him. Like it was very cartoony.

It was like, he changed the many things that were very cartoony about. Yeah. Like the, at the end of the show, when they're doing the final leg, flames going up, the big explosion, like the finale of the fireworks, they have this giant box with the plunger on it.

And it says, it's like a wily coyote movie. Yeah, it worked, but it worked. It worked. Everything worked except for Eddie on the stilts. Eddie on the stilts was the one. Did not work at all. Yeah.

Yeah. We had really good seats, but we were not like on the floor, which I was, I mean, could you be more thankful to not be on the floor? If we went there and we were on the floor, I would have just been like, I can't, I can't. Yeah, we were left. Wall to wall people. There was a mosh pit and these guys were committed. Yeah.

And I made me think I was like, all the clubs I've gone to, all the shows I've gone to, I've never moshed once. Because I'm watching these guys and I'm seeing people fall down, but they have like a code, you know, where they like pick each other up. If you fall down, they're not like, ah, and stuff in each other. They make, where they like pick each other up. If you fall down, they're not like I'm stuck in each other help each other up But I'm like I just never wanted to catch an elbow on the teeth or

Yeah, it was have it like people would just get jammed in the face and stuff all guys, you know pushing each other I saw a couple of girls I did and I was impressed that they that the guys didn't treat them any different like they were getting thrown around and stuff I've had the girls were in it for how do you Well, it was like the teeth with your elbow. I know because they're not looking They're not like they're not looking. Oh, they're they're head to down. Yeah So the girls they jumped right in and the guys Welcome come on in

Yeah, a lot of stuff like you know go to contract when you're young and these aren't things that you observe really, you're just like, I'm there, I'm seeing the bed. When you get older, it becomes far more of like a people watching exercise, mostly to be like, I'm better than that. Yeah, like I'm the same age, but they're still some of them away. That's very, that man's, oh my God, what the leather and the long hair still and they're like they're living it They're living that life. I admire for it. I do. I'm like this found you nation. Well, I've been with a couple of ants in TST T shirts came up to us. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that was cool.

Seeing ants in the wild like that. Not expecting to see them. That's gotta be neat. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool. You had a really good time. We got denied from a fancy room, a fancy room. We got a VIP section, but there was a VVIB section. That's where Scottie and I were. We were supposed to meet Scott there, but we weren't allowed. We weren't allowed in, huh? We weren't allowed. Yeah, and the guy who came out like Eric, he tried to, he was the one who set up the backstage stuff Yeah, it wasn't really backstage as much it was sort of hanging out because we never saw the band Yeah, which I was fine with I wouldn't know what to say anyway They just went and was weird cuz the security guards you're showing at the dinner table with Skyd and I'm pretty I'm guess you were pretty happy that you're like all Iron Maid and it's whispering like that's the guy who didn't know you was

It was weird because like the security guards at the park, they know me. So I was like saying hi to them and stuff like that and they couldn't let me back without this one guy's permission and the guy was being a fucking tool. Like unflappable. Yeah, it was not. He was not. You know, we got an official apology from Trooper Beer. Oh yeah? Yeah. They wrote Eric an email. I was like, well, you should have been a let in. We're sorry about that Right all that he's like I know

He wasn't wrong the Expecting us. Yeah, it was just one guy didn't get the memo and then and then he wouldn't let us in And he happened to be the guy yeah, yeah, the final Whatever, you know, you can't you need that my My my guy. Yeah. So the final. You know, you can't you need that. My, my, do we need it? I'm sure we just went back to the and I felt that way. Like when we were leaving, I was like, why are we going to a different room? Because I thought there are pinball machines in it. That's what Eric said. There were beer. Yeah. Yeah. And then he wrote Eric, my buddy,

Eric wrote the script for the Iron Maiden pinball machine. Like all the stuff that Eddie says, and he wrote it all. That's why he was in. Like we were supposed to be in there and this one guy, guess not a pinball fan. That's not. Yeah, it wasn't aware. For me, the highlight of the concert though was about three quarters of the way through.

Like I've never been, like you go to a show. Even when you were young, I've gone the shows with you. We're not the guys who are like singing along and pumping fists and not like this where it's like, the guys are going crazy, right? Until they take their shirt off. Because a lot of guys take their shirts off too. I don't know if it's too hot or whatever.

But the guy next to me, well the guys who are taking the shirts off, all the guys who can take the shirt off. I get my shirt on, I'm not gonna say why, but yeah, like the guy next to me was like 2% body fat, totally ripped comic bookman fan. Yeah, because if you got that physique, you wanna get it out, you wanna like,

hey man, I work hard for this, I wanna make sure it exceeds me, I'm like sure. Yeah, even though it's 98% guys, I was looking at the girls that we were in our group and they were looking. Right. They were, they were glancing. I caught all the girls that were with us at a certain point,

like just doing the eye flick. I had a six pack, I wouldn't go to work at the stash where the fuck is shared on. Why, because you'd be unconscious. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking.

I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking.

I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm drinking. I'm so trained. I guess so. Nice. Such a lightweight. Why would you do it home with your six back?

Does I show your wife just be like, check it out? Remember? Oh, yeah. She's like, yeah, I remember I saw it in the other room. Yeah, I would be out in the backyard. Oh, I'm doing yard work and stuff. So the neighbors would see it. I don't even do yard work at all, but I would go out and pretend. Just get a rake or something. Yeah.

I go, hey, what's up? Oh, this. but I would go out and pretend. Just get a rake or something. Yeah, yeah. Go, hey, what's up? Oh, this. Yeah. But so these guys next to me, the one guy's now shirtless, the other guy,

but in his friend, it's like two guys, 20s, like early 20s, I'd say. Yeah. And they're rocking out like crazy. And there's another, like the, the robe behind us, there's another guy. Oh, this was awesome. Oh, this is my favorite part. Literally, aside from just hanging out with him, the whole night, I behind us, there's another guy. Oh, this was awesome. This is my favorite part.

Literally, aside from just hanging out with him, the whole night, I'm like, this is the moment that I'm like, it would be great to like be a part of this. Not a part of that, but you'll see what I mean. So, so the guy behind him is also rocking out. And I see from the side, like that guy behind us, his hand come through and he's like tapping in the guy next to me guys going nuts Like crazy. Yeah, like it's I can't remember what song it was, but he's going nuts. He's he's all over the place and

So that he's he's like this and he's rocking out and the guys like like he keeps tapping him and the guy's rocking out So hard. I don't think he feels in it first and so he does it a couple more times and finally the guy turns around and like looks at him And the the guy who's doing the tap and he's like tap and tap and and then he's like And he starts playing air guitar. The other guy's looking at him. He starts playing air guitar The shirtless guy and then playing air guitar together like if they didn't miss a fucking beat I'm like what the fuck like what if they don't know each other if they haven't interacted the entire concert I would not like if I saw that, like somebody tapped me in the back

and started playing the air guitar for me, I don't know what I was doing. Are you like, I'd leave. I'm not sure what I would do other than I would just be like, I've just turned around and just go back looking at the concert. I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like,

I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like, who set this mannequin up in front of me? And I was talking about it to Mary Beth today and about that, that, I'm like, I'm just not that guy. I was like, you know who is Q? I like, I guarantee if Q had like a couple drinks and he's a guy who would turn around

and be like, fucking right, I've been in New Orleans with him. Yeah, I like to. Yeah, Ming would too. Yeah, but I would be more like you I'd be like I don't know what is everyone Yeah, I would do that thing with the dog like like you can't understand It was, it was more likely to play our guitar, so I'd be like, check out those fucking clutches. Yeah, but no, it's the mindset of like, I'm like, I don't know how to exist within a group like that where it's like sort of this, like singular hive mind where it's like, we're all fucking super into this.

Like I watch it, but I don't feel the, whatever they're feeling. The connection isn't there. The connection just isn't there. This isn't there. It's always there. Can't get away from it. The disconnect. It's the way it is.

That's how it's always going to be. No big deal. I guess. Yeah. Yeah, it is though. It's interesting. What do you miss out on this? I don't know.

Like on the surface, it's that, but maybe it's something deeper that like we will never know. We've had this. Is it just this? You have your version of that. It's just not that. Yeah, it's your version of that. You have it. It exists in your world.

But the only way I feel connected with a group of people is if I'm sitting on a stage talking to them. Like that I feel connected. Like a tell them Steve Dave show, then I feel connected to them. I know you still disconnected. That would be the biggest disconnect on all the. Really, because I feel like we all have something in common, although I got something in common with Iron Maiden.

Fans too. I don't know, it's just, yeah, it's just different. Yeah, I know what he's gonna be doing this. I don't know. The podcast show, I guess. And the other, the other, the worst part of the concert was the guitar player. what was his name? Oh It was fucking what's his name that Dave Murray the other guy

Fuck hold on let me look at it. I forget his name this guy This was something else. I mean the way he acts on stage is so distracting Like he's had 40 years to hone his stage act. And this is what he came up with, dude, he's doing like everything's just like ultra, like, fey, like, prayer thing. Yeah, like, prayer thing around stage and like, shake his ass like, like, doing this, doing this,

we're just having like, he would do this thing where he'd put his foot on one of the speakers, like, which is about level with his nipples So it's like would be up high one name is a maybe like like ribcage He's like would be up high and he would just start rocking and like looking with the audience He doesn't want he does it twice. It got to the point where like he's stretching out. He's like He would do every five minutes and like after while he's just like be fucking like down and play the guy the guitar. It was his move and it was like it's not a great move though. It's not a great move and the skipping and the hopping and so he's graceful. No, this got to be a supercut

on YouTube of this guy performing their their has to be. Throw it up on a bit. See I don't think he's an original guitarist though. I think this is the Janet Gurz guy. It wasn't Adrian Smith. It was so distracting. It did not remind you of spinal time. Definitely him. This Janet Gurz. This guy would have fit in spinal time. This guy. He would have, I mean, he's, he's, he had like white high tops, those skinny metal jeans from the 80s, with the studded belt like dinosaur. He, it looked exactly like it might have looked in the 80s. But that's not the only guy like the drummer. The drummer looked like one of

those nutcrackers that you see around Christmas time or it's like you're pulling his mouth open. Yeah, but his head like these big white fake caps. Yeah, he looked like the bad guy in die hard. Yeah, that was a chainsaw that cuts the thing. Huh? Whatever the guy's name is not. Yeah, he did. Bruce Dickinson sounded good, looked good. Dave fucking amazing. Dave Murray looks to amazing. Maybe he had somebody underneath helping him. Sweetening it. Like maybe he wasn't trying to say. He wasn't trying for the high registers though. Like he like the screams he kept them down a little bit, but everything else seemed pretty. Great. Yeah. It's great. Dave Murray, the other guitarist, he's aged as well. He looks like one of those plastic jackalanners you buy around Halloween at Walmart or something,

you know, like just weirdly shaped. Yeah. I mean, they're old. You know, they're old guys. They're taking ass on this tour, they're selling out all over the world. They sell out to me in the room. 30,000 seats in New York City. Crazy.

And then the drummer, the drummer fucked it up. It was great. At the very end, everyone's off the stage. The encore's done with, they all walk out, and the drummer sort of lags behind. He goes up to the mic, and he's like, he thanks everyone. And then he's like, you were better than last night's crowd.

And a whole bunch of people start booing, because I guess they went both nights. And I'm like, what did that add? Like, like the time to do it is when you want to whip people onto a frenzy and use a different city. Don't use like, hey, some of you who probably were here last night because you're huge fans, you kind of sucked last night. Today you're all right. We've said down stage and it never gets booze.

Like I was an unusual one. It's said down stage and it never gets booze. Like that was an unusual one. It's just a small faux pas though. You know, he probably won't say that again in the next test. I don't think he's a polydrone. I think he's been saying that his whole career. He's probably like these guys. Yeah. But good show. I was very glad we went. Good show. Then we we went back to Q's place and watched some TV. ordered some pop of Johns. That turned out to be a mistake. Yeah, it got sick. Oh, my stomach was so bad the next day. Hey, one slice.

But it was good night. Fun night, well, it should have went next time. You're never gonna rub elbows with Scotty and in your living room, checking out your abs. You gotta get out there. I can guarantee you the next, if I were to agree to go next time, there'd be no Scotty in. I know it. know. What if we went to an anthrax show?

I would like that. Yeah. I would like that. I'm a big anthraxian. I feel like I can get it hooked up with that. Wait a second. So you're going to go with him. Last summer, the manager for Slayer came in and got tickets to anthrax Slayer and Metal Church and you had the opportunity to go. Yeah, okay. He wants you to give me backstage pairs. I gave him to you, right? Oh, I don't know.

I'm not a concert goer. Well, he was a manager. You could have went. You just told him you'd go to an anthrax. I was just saying it. Okay. You know how it is. Because it's not going to happen.

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I was wrong. I wanted to divorce and fuck Jesus. That's what he said. He's getting a divorce to fucking do, name Jesus. Yeah, he's true, actually, sorry. He's not how your people pronounce it, Victor. So he's saying, you know, long believes in God? He's saying he's no longer a Christian.

What happened? What happened? He is making significant changes, a play to roll in the break up from his wife. And I am not a Christian. Put on 40 pounds. Yeah, he's like, you know, changes. Yeah.

How am I supposed to believe it? What kind of Jesus would let that happen? I don't know how hot she was before this shit. Ha, ha, ha, ha. But I wasn't impressed because he said, fuck Jesus, or broke up with a divorced his wife. I was impressed because he didn't get caught being a fucking hypocrite like so many do. At least he came out and he's like,

look, maybe it's for you, it's not for me. He evolved. He evolved. Or devolved if you're speaking religiously, but he evolved to He also repented his former views Singling out the LGBTQ community So wait a second. So do you think this is like look? I was gay. I am gay. I always been gay That's why I wanted to divorce.

I don't know why I say it doesn't like Jesus anymore, but maybe the significant changes where he's acknowledging his gayness. I would say it's not something though, for being like, for being like, this is what I am, this is what I've struggled with and I came out. But it's weird like, usually when you hear that, they're not saying, they that not turning away from God

They're saying I have to read the fine My relationship with God like I'm gay, but I still believe in God in some of this you're telling me the info I'm getting from you Is that he's saying I don't even believe in this anymore? He said I haven't believe in any of this shit anymore Speaking of divorce I have a Story about divorce. You hear about my-

Oh my God, your said tone makes me think it's happening to you. Walter, you're trying to- No, no, no. What happened? Well, this is crazy story. We got through all of my bike holidays when I hear about this. I didn't crack one.

Yes. Did you guys hear that in India, they're outlawing something called in- You're telling your wife in a quote unquote cooking accident. No, it's something called instant divorce that you can do it or can't do it. You can't do it anymore. Yeah, for this is just outlawing this now and it's it's called triple talak and it's a practice which a Muslim man can divorce his wife by simply uttering Talok three times and he's instantly divorced. Well, if you can murder her for talking to her cousin without another guy around

This does not surprise me But I want to know what could you imagine if there was such a thing in America or you could just say or you could just say word three times and you're instantly divorced, what would the divorce rate be like? Beetle just beetle just beetle just can't even remember you say that three times and he would appear. Well, so many couples would be divorced because they would say it in heated moments where they're like, my wife says that to me, I immediately fuck another girl

before she wants to reconcile. Even if the windows like a half hour. We haven't even said top, she hasn't got the T out in the third talic. Right, I've already got my pants around my ankles. I think there's a way to frame this is, like that's a good thing. Like I think all marriages should be at wedding.

Is it a good thing? Don't let it if we had instant divorce? I think we should have instant divorce. No, the the girls the women can't do it to the guys. It's just no I think it's both ways and the women gets nothing She's kicked out of the house and she he says Talaq Talaq Talaq right but done Well, she's got nothing That I don't agree with that. Oh, could you imagine of it? Of course she's unclean and divorced at that point. Yeah, that's what I would think.

We're lucky that we don't have that in America, because I think I just think that we would take advantage of it. I think that we would, as a society, it would just be nobody would be marrying more. Because like Brian says, like we wouldn't have this, this self-control in a fit of anger, we would just say it. No, I think there are people that would do it, but I think that there are people who would.

I mean, I didn't change it. You would do it. Right, but my wife, because she was so frustrated, I mean this morning, because I didn't change the filters. Yeah. And she might have just said it, you know, and then we'd have to go through a little. Like the longer it takes her, she's like, Tolic. Tolic?

Tolic. Well, you know, I mean, that would go through the lengthy process. I'm getting remarried because she said it. Maybe if there's a magic word, they say three times to rebuild the union. That's a lot of magic. That's up to her. It's all fucking nonsense anyway. Too much magic, I think, could be a problem.

It's a law-recognizing magic now. Did I come up with the thing one? Not talking about the, the next, press the idea that like marriages should be every year, they, every five years, whatever should be off the record. Yeah. Yeah. I think I firmly believe that's how marriage should do.

I think it would give people a sense of like, even though it's that way anyway, if they knew like it was a lease of a car like it's almost over and I'll just go through it until the lease is up. Yeah, or they would be like, yeah, they'd be like, or you know what, when it gets to it and you're thinking, it forces you to think about your marriage. Right. As it comes up four and a half years, you're like, what do I want to do?

Do I want to keep going? Or you're going to put your foot on the gas to become flowers every day? Yeah, and like, you're going to be nicer to each other and then you'd be like, do we still want to do this? Honey, yeah, we do. And then you then it's a beautiful moment. But it changes the till death to us part line now. But that's changed anyway. The force is, the force is that anyway. Yeah, you're right. That just makes it, it makes it a lot less poetic. And it's kind of a given when a Muslim woman has to answer that question, you know

It's gonna happen. No, it's interesting though. It's in India not in a Muslim country. So you don't see Muslim countries outlawing this Well, what's the religion in India? Great question. Yeah, it's tender. Yeah, it's not Muslim. It's not. No. Oh, so are they're always fighting with The other the other neighboring countries? Well, no, they fight with Pakistan, which is a Muslim-dominated country. Yeah, so what's the difference between us To them a whole bunch of shit. I'm sure What's all the problems? what's going on over here?

can you imagine if these people were like, who gives this shit? can we just get along? yeah, right? alright so they're outlawing it and they're not even Muslim though? they're not Muslim but I guess they're like since we're not a Muslim dominated country. Why you can't do these things. So it's not really a big step then. It's not like it's not like a only for the only for the Muslim women who live in India. Okay, so it would be a bigger deal like a Saudi Arabia was like we're outlawing instantaneous divorce. I got another marriage story. This one's a lot better.

It's beautiful. Then the marriage story. This one's a lot better. This is a lot of fear than the Internet. Just today or yesterday on live TV in Britain, a woman married a dog. I saw the headlight. Yesterday it was. But she was tired of dealing with the dogs that men are and she likes her real dog is a better partner for her. You don't think that TV values marriage? I was going to ask you that because to me, I'm like, you know, I'm a dog lover. Yeah. I like she is.

But I wonder is that, in some eyes, does that the value marriage? My first thing is that it's a value marriage. Think so? Well, it means something to me anyway. It's a living being though. Can I interject real quickly? It's not a roller coaster. In India, 14% of the population is Muslim, but when you're talking about a population

of 1.3 billion, that's kind of a lot of people. That's a lot of people. Do you guys get that? 1.3 billion people in one country, holy shit. That's fucking insane. How many people in the United States? Like, like 400, 400, 360 million million something like that. Oh, not 360 to 400 would be my guess. But what do you think about that dog? Marrying the dog?

Yeah. I'm sure that it's one of those things where like not every marital privilege will be exercised. It's like it's more of a what's call symbolic only 329 million people in a distance what do you think the you think the three words can have everybody sent me a dollar to get instantly divorced from a dog or um that's a good one if you're branding sure, maybe if it's like Rover turnover, Rover turnover, you gotta say that. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure it's more of a symbolic thing that she's like, I'm so, she's just, she's just, she's gotten cheated on by every guy. I think, I think she's probably had a, a, some bad run with her boyfriend or how she looks. Did she look like it was a suitable match to the dog?

No, I was a calm. I think it was like one of those nice smart dogs. The dog you're really take home the mom and dad. Now, do you think doing it on live TV also is just a publicity stunt? It's all bullshit. Of course. She wants some sort of viral shit. She wants to be the shrimp bagel of Marion dogs. Now, do you think doing it on live TV also is just a publicity stunt? It's all bullshit. She wants some sort of viral shit. She wants to be the shrimp bagel of Marion dogs. Yeah, what is the responsibility of the network who broadcast that should

they take some flack for devaluing marriage for? I think of your holding the entertainment industry to any standard at all. You've got a real fucking problem. Yeah. Yeah, cause I wouldn't really say it's devaluing or normalizing. Is that, is that that's her with the dog? I think it's just the freak show that people, that it is. I don't think you, you, you things go bad for you, you're in a bad you're in a bad streak. Yeah How's the cat looking? The cat will see you get some tax breaks. The cat looks like something to me that I can't fuck

So I on earth that I married But what about those sweet tax breaks in New York? There are no such thing as tax breaks in New York It's a married I mean, I'm you but a married couple married couple maybe has more right offs than a single guy, right? Yeah. I don't know. I heard that getting married is not as profitable as the terms of taxes that people would think. There's some blue poles when you marry to cat, though.

They're going to eat the same shit every night. You don't even have to worry about what's for dinner, right? You do have to clean her shit up out of the litter box all the time. Yeah, I mean, it's a lot different. Helen, go clean my brides poop. You, it doesn't matter how promiscuous she was prior to you, you can't catch feline aids. Oh, it's right. But do you hold it against her? Yeah, she's like, I've got four litters before I married you. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I was, if I was like a big marriage,

got a pro marriage guy, I'd be like, come on man, you can't, can't do that. The sanctity of marriage, how are we doing this? It just means nothing. It just means nothing at this point. If we're marrying rollercoasters and dogs, it just means nothing. Yeah.

Unless it means something to you. It means something to her. It doesn't mean to me at any. You're a capable, right? You're not capable, but you're You're able to marry people, right? Aren't you a minister? Yes. I am. What somebody came to you was like TSD listener was like I want you to perform a marriage ceremony with my dog in me. Would you do it?

I'm not sure. You don't see what you've already got married once. You're talking about Can't repeat ourselves. Some lady wants to marry your dog. Or a dude wants to marry a dog. Yeah, now is it sexist to think that well, are you a little bit more leery of a dude marrying a dog than a woman? Dude's definitely going to fuck the dog.

More pervert. The lady I see is like, I'm doing this symbolically because all men are dogs. The guy's like, I could fuck this dog. And that's what I'm gonna do once I marry it. Yeah, I would be a little marriage. I would be way more leery of the guy. Yeah. The lady I think would just be making a statement.

Either way, I'd be like, well, you wanna do this with Patreon. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. I saw that J-Lo was a birthday recently. It turned 50. She's 50. She looks 50.

She looks amazing. Her cake also looked amazing. Yeah. Took a little heat online because her cake costs $10,000. Her birthday cake. Eat from home. The internet. You know him000 her birthday cake. He's from the internet. You know him or her or them.

So, for money, let's spend the money whatever you want. She could donate some of that money into the, to the hungry. She could, she could also spend it on a fucking cake for herself. It's her money. It's her goddamn money.

She could at least give some of the cake to the hungry. And to fucking make that 10 grand, she had the fucking make 20 grand and give half of it to the government and spend 10 on the cake. Right. So it's really a $20,000 cake. It's a $20,000 cake. That's right.

I was curious though, you're now that you're internationally famous man of means. What's the most you would spend on a cake without batting an island without batting an island without feeling like. Let's say I'm at a super fancy restaurant and they're like, we have this fucking key lime pie that's a die for. It's $70. I might be eating the whole pie. No, for the deal.

I might, I might on a, I might on a whim be like, I got to take $70 key lime pie. Right. But I like Vince Vega and Pulp Fiction. Sure. You want to check. Yeah. Fight out. Maybe in that vein, fight all alone, chick. Maybe in that vein, but I probably wouldn't do that. I'm definitely not spending 10 grand on a cake. A birthday cake.

Yeah, it's a whole birthday party. I've been taking it on a birthday party. You know, it seems like a lot, right? It seems like a lot. Unless you have J-Lo money. I don't hold it against her. That has to seem like nothing. Like, it might be a hundred bucks to her.

He is a thing. It's not even that. He's a thing. For her to be the artist that people seem to really enjoy, she has to be herself. And if herself and what leads to her success is being the type of person that spends 10,000 miles on a cake, then fucking with this one, she lost contact with her roots, though. She's still Jenny from the block. What did you say about that? What did you say about that? But real. I can't make that claim. I don't know if she's ever had.

She knows she would make that claim. Like I'm still a part, you know, I'm still the little girl from Brooklyn or a full-body. She's a full-body. The rocks were all right. You can't make that claim anymore now, right? Jay-Z still makes that claim.

He's a fucking, it won't. They have to be, he and be honest, they have to be approaching a billion dollars claim anymore now, right? Jay Z still makes that claim. He's a fucking... It won't. They have to be... He and Beyonce have to be approaching a billion dollars in that value, right? Yeah, they got it. You can't then make the claim that you're still... You should have.

It's a ridiculous statement then. No. Yeah, they don't live where they lived. They probably don't threaten us with the same people they threaten us to win us. Well, it's not... You know what? And believe me, in no way a shame, I'm saying I'm on the fucking level of those guys.

But on my left, even like the level of whatever fame that I've achieved, is it's not, it's not being the way you lose touches because like everybody just starts asking you for shit. It's a constant stream of, I'm going to get tickets, I'm going to get this, I'll get you make this video. So you start cutting people out, you stop answering texts because it's just like, oh fuck, it's fucking 10 a.m. I've already got three questions, you know what I mean?

So you stop answering it. So that's how I've found like in any instances that I feel I've lost touch with people. It's because I just can't fucking take the constant. Like I can't wake up and like all day be like worrying about what could I do for everybody? I just can't. You're your friends.

So now you're a JZ? Real friends would not hammer you constantly. So it's okay to like the the frame from the block though. There are people from the block. People from the block. And she's saying I'm still Jenny from the block and they're like hardly to the block. We didn't get invited to the party. Who?

Literally, I mean Brooklyn. Yeah, the people in Brooklyn. Oh, okay, I thought you meant us. I was like, well, am I kidding? I went to a birthday party with Jay-O-Lawrence. She shake my hand with greasy chicken hands. Oh, who's birthday party? Benz.

You were there yesterday. Yeah, what's up? What's up? And she's like, I'm Jennifer. I'm like, I know. I didn't know who Scott Ian was, but I know. I'm fucking Jay-O-Lawrence. Well, she introduced herself by a real name. That was the difference. She wasn't like, hey, I'm like I know. I didn't know who Scott Ian was but I know. Fuckin' Jalo is. Well she introduced herself by a real name.

That was the difference. She wasn't like, hey, I'm betting. Well you look just like Jalo. Two. What's this? Tell him Steve Dave.