Tell Em Steve-Dave - #417: Little Owl Hands

Episode Date: August 19, 2019

Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.

I don't know dogs and get rabies. What? We want to hear a good dog story? Yes. I don't know if you know this, but Spielberg was stalked by somebody who wanted to rape him. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave and we've got Walt here and we've got me here and we've got special guest. The last time you were here, old Jiggy. Last time I was here, I think was last year

where I was auditioning to take a Brian Quinn spot. I don't think it happened. This is like a year in the making. Is this the official offer then, Walt? We went through shaking. I think that was a no. We needed to find someone who wasn't so busy with tours and being famous and shit like that, right?

But you do all the tours, don't you? I mean, I'm touring throughout the year, doing stand-up stuff. I work with the guys on the road too. So you're quite a busy as well. You're schedule as well. I kind of feel like you're saying I have to free up some time. Yeah. These shootings, these mass shootings last week, two in as many days, right? Everybody hates the guys, safe to say, right?

Their assholes, nobody likes a mass shooter. I think that's safe to say. That's a very safe to say. Why is it we get so mad at mass shooters? Like if we get so mad at somebody who kills 9, 10, God knows how many people at once. But if you're a serial killer and you do over to span of years, you might get a Netflix show about you. You might get like, I'm talking drama. Type shit. And we're not talking about a mass killer like a Timothy McVeigh a government guy Who's like that's a very clear like I hate the government of history hitting the government here's why I'm doing this versus like these guys

I have a theory. I don't know. I think when it comes to When it comes to serial killers, I think there there's a fascination because of how diabolically evil someone could be over a long period of time. There's an actual sickness. And with someone who's mass shooting, there's someone who's sick too. I think the course of time is what makes it more fascinating of like, of, of vading police and, and how, the precision of like, who they select and, um, it also makes it more eerie of like,

you never know who is going to be and. Yeah, you never know who it's going to be with a mass shooter either. Yeah, I don't, but there's something that like, like, like, the people that are like, snap, that's the thing with a, like, a mass shooter. It seems like people are, if, people snap, or it's like, very medicated. And I feel like that's been proven, no? Sometimes, yeah. I mean, if you saw this last guy, if you like, you see, again, you see his picture, you look at those eyes, you're like, I'll probably shoot it someone or a number of people. It's like, it's a wide eye. It's a wide eye look. You can see all the white like all around and shit.

That's the way what Walt looked like when I walked in today. I never told him he didn't get the job. That's like awkward. But, uh, yeah, I, I, I, it's interesting because like if they discover a new serial killer, everyone wants to know about them, but on the same day, like, you know, on the day after a match, you're like, mashooters, like, they don't want to know about them, but on the same day, you know, on the day after, Matthew, like, Matthew, there's like, they don't want to know about them in that kind of way. They're not curious. They're just like, this guy's a piece of shit. And should be killed.

But people really want to know about Siri killers right away. I feel like that, it's a slow burn. Like you only hear like Netflix specials of zero killers, like 10 years later, or like people want to see the whole thing played out. They want to see the trial. They want to know, like, it's a who done it thing. If you look at like the trial, they wanna know. It's a who-done thing. If you look at the great Netflix specials or stuff that I got hooked on, like the staircase, like you did, it would do what I wanted.

Oh my God, the staircase, it was so boring, dude, they could have done that in half the episodes. I love it. I was so fucking drawn out. But that was filmed over the course of 15 years. I guess what I'm saying is, it didn't happen instantly. People wanted to know

people only cared about it years later when there was a full understanding of what the case was. There was a forensic files episode on it though. Oh really? Back in the 90s I think. And the way they left it was that, you know, he was arrested and in jail and shit. Whereas this one, I mean, the second you didn't see the staircase document or the door. I don't even have Netflix. I don't know if that's true. Every time you say you don't have something,

it seems like you do. I don't have Netflix. I don't have, I don't have an account. No streaming at all. No streaming. Yeah, Amazon Prime. Well, yeah, my wife has Amazon, so we must have the ability to watch the Amazon shows,

but we can't even play like angry birds on a ripass without a crash and I can't imagine we can watch like you know big beefy episodes with all those jigger bites and everything because it's a little nod to jigger. I don't know that might have been a dig at me. I don't know. When you hear we call them jigger bites. All those big jigger bites. Oh you're saying that your internet is too slow. I don't know what it is, but like I said, like my, like, I try to play a game and it's just crashes, so I thought you were a good father. I didn't know your kids were going without angry birds.

They seem to be able to watch it. My, my, my young is to watch the, she, she, I don't want to say too much though, because I don't want to get anybody in trouble, but somebody gave her a password to watch the, she, I don't want to say too much though because I don't want to get anybody in trouble, but somebody gave her a password to watch, but we don't actually have it. I guess she could get me the password. Um, Netflix? Yeah. That's what everyone does. Everyone does that. Yeah, but I mean, I are going to have to clamp down on that man. There must be losing millions, if not billions, right? I mean, that flex with all the people

given away passwords. If I remember correctly, it used to be, you could share it with up to five people. I mean, it's not really supposed to be shared. Family member or friends. I don't think it matters. But the reason why they, the reason why they have to do that,

because I thought the same thing, I was like, they must be losing so much money. But the problem is that people have, you have your TV, right? Then you have like your iPad and then maybe you have your phone. So one person can use three devices, you know, not trying to cheat the system. It's just that they want to have access

to their account on different devices, but people manipulate that. So if like you're logged into a TV and then I give you my password, now it's on your TV, that's how they get away with it. It's not the number of your TV though. You save the password So people aren't people are getting away with it because it's the number of devices not the number of people But wait a minute. Why do you put it on your TV though?

What do you put into the remote to make it go on your television? You don't have a smart TV either? Yeah, it's a smart TV. You don't have to there's apps on your TV now Oh, no TV do you have a boxy TV. Do you know I have those red green and blue lights in the back of a jacket. I have a I have a flat screen TV, but I don't think it's what they call smart though. Well, I'll give you it's a $40 thing that can change your life if you get a Roku box. Oh, I've heard of this too. A new jailbreak it. No, you're not the jailbreak anything. No. I guess this is... How much is charged for that, Juggie?

How many juggabytes can I buy from you? You're gonna be blown away with the juggabytes in this thing. No, a Roku is like, it's tiny. It's almost the size of a lighter. And it has all, if your TV is in a smart TV, it hooks into the back of it. And then you can download like Netflix and all these apps and run them off your television and it gives you a separate

remote and it's great. How much TV you watch? You sound like you watch a lot of TV. I know it around a lot right? So that's why you're you watch to watch the content. I don't watch a lot of television shows but I'm big on movies and documentaries. So I do I'll I'll watch watch a lot of television shows, but I'm big on movies and documentaries. So I do, I'll watch like a few movies a week at least and then I'll get into like a documentary series. And I'm an streaming services, you remember? That I'm personally a member of. Oh, he's a very good guy.

He's a very good guy. So that someone gave you a password, so you got him all. He's talking about you, or she can get you one. He's on Amazonulu, and Netflix. I got three. Yeah. That's enough, right?

But what about that? That's enough. Is that enough or is it like, are you going to get into Disney one? And I need to hear more about the Disney one. Well, Disney one sounds pretty good for the price. Yeah, but for what reason? For the Marvel movies alone?

No. I have a kid who loves Disney shit. So. Where do they put all the Disney movies? Every Disney movie they said, I'll believe it when I see it. They say it won't be streaming on any other service. I don't believe there'll be some movies I can go to see. I'm going to make the cut.

Oh, so will their entire library be included? Right now, that's what they've said. I think they're going to do a little bit. I'm going to air out the side of caution with you. Certain movies. But they have a history of holding back. Oh, my oh my. Jiggy. This is a billion dollar platform and take a chance of putting on a movie that could just make everybody just be like, are you f-ing kidding me? I've gotta be insane.

If Disney does that, I would just be like, I would be the first platform. I would have to be like, I can't believe it. I have to see it with my own eyes. I would have that they would actually put, like the suicide solution would be putting that movie on there. I would buy a lifetime membership because I know it would only last one more month

I mean right they have they but they've gone on record said they're putting every Disney movie on that library so it's unlike all the old like Steamboat willies and like all the shorts like all that stuff or like the stuff where Donald ducks beat up Hitler right? I don't think I mean who knows if it's a mouse on the Mississippi River in the 30s there has to be something. I'm just talking about theatrical releases you know that were you know given all the pump what's in circumstances. In circumstances.

And back in the day, will they put every movie on there? I say no, they shouldn't even come out and said that all blockbusters. I just only talked about that one movie that they wouldn't put on there. They did it. I think they did a part two of it as well. No way. Someone in the self too, if they didn't. I don't know.

I didn't realize that that was, I guess folks, like for me, I didn't even know that movie existed. I only knew it from 1986. What, you were born? 1986. Okay, so you were, so like Fox and the Hound was like the big movie with Disney movie. And even that wasn't a big movie for them. I feel like there wasn't a lot of like movies for like,

boys that came out for Disney during when I was a kid. Like you had like beauty in the beast. What was the one under the sea? Little mermaid was big. Yeah, and you're saying that they didn't appeal to you as a little mermaid, not a little mermaid and like Lion King all of a sudden Aladdin kind of did. A Lion King was pretty masculine. Was it? Yeah, about a guy reclaiming his throne.

Yeah, it's a cartoon. I don't know. I guess maybe it was like the cartoon aspect of it. Yeah, I saw those movies though as a young adult though. And I guess I could appreciate them not having to worry about my masculinity being challenged. I could just appreciate it for the art and the songs. When I was like these,

Oh, yeah, Jiggy's like, this is turning me gay. Sorry. I was looking up some of the self too. I was when I was like the age of Oh, yeah, Jiggy's like this is turning me gay. Sorry. I was looking up some of the self too. I see one mention of it. And there's a lot of misspelling's on the page. I'm wondering if it's legit. For some in South for me, the only way that I knew that the songs that even existed from the ride at Disney World Splash Mountain, which for me is it's it's still my favorite ride. And I didn't even know that movie existed

I mean they've done a very good job of kind of like Do you think they will release it to their streaming service or do you think they'll just keep it? I think that they'll probably hold back. I mean it would be it would be a 2019 2020 I mean they would have a lot of it's not explained into oh my god Yeah, they're, I mean, that's like, like, if Disney happened to own that birth of a nation and they're like, we said every movie, like, yeah, summer, just like, it's okay if this doesn't get released.

Everyone is going to be totally fine. They could, they could also bury it too. Which they have. Oh, you mean bury it in the service? Where it's like, how do they say it on Instagram, where you get like shadow band, where it's like, you're still on there, but like you had to like,

there's no way to find it. You would actually have to put in code. Yeah. But again, if they're like only to make good on like we said every movie, it could be false advertising. We could lose our shirts if we don't do it. You know, the other thing they could do is like,

they could create like a separate film company that they sell the movie to, and then it's technically we don't do it. The other thing they could do is they could create a separate film company that they sell the movie to and then it's technically not a Disney movie anymore. Right. I mean, is it David Duke who's now the president of Disney that he wants it out this desperately? No, no. No, it was. It was just I saw the broad proclamation that like every Disney movie,

and I'm just thinking like just no way, every Disney movie could be on there. I go there's gotta be some movies that they just don't want out there, just cause they would the bad PR that it would bring. So. It would bring nothing good. I mean, it would literally bring nothing good.

Except for the people that are like, ugh, like that's still a piece of history. I gotta see it so bad. The movie sucks balls anyway. Yeah. I mean, I remember there was a boot like copy of it in playing on a TV at a comic book convention. I was at, and I just sat and almost watched the whole thing,

and I was just like, this is, this is so bad. But I just, like, just boring bad too. I think the movie was marked for its technical achievement so. I think it did win. Didn't it get nominated for? I mean, why didn't it come here for the music? I don't even remember what year was released. It's got to be what?

It was 60. Oh no, no, it was in the 40s, I think. I think it got re-released. I think it, I don't have service in here. But I think it did win I think I got re released I think it I don't have Service in here, but I think that it's I think it did win an Academy Award for that original song. Yeah song is 1946 I mean the songs are you know, Zippity, dude. I it's a great. There's good song, but you know, it's just stained with the And it also what wasn't the first movie first or one of the first to put animation and live action together. Yeah, it looked like I think it was before Mary Poppins.

Yeah, also in 46 like having a black dude as a lead in a movie was not super common. Uncle Remus. Uncle Remus, man. Yeah, I wonder, I mean, the Remus estate must be like kept giving up the ghost right there. They just think on a release of it. We're never going to see residuals. No. They couldn't have been in Dumbo.

Had to be in this fucking thing. Here are some other offensive Disney movies if you guys are wondering. That could not, that may not make the streaming list. They may not make, that's not. That may not make the streaming list. You're saying they may not make, well, no, they're going to make the streaming list. You think you'll make the streaming list, even if it's an offensive movie? Again, going back to Dumbbell. Yeah, they've been a little more subtly offensive. It's not as like in your face as well.

Well, they're going to, they're going to dice it up, though. They're already are dicing up a lot of Disney movies, even like Toy Story's being diced up. Now, the original Toy story to I think there was a like one of them the minor numerous that minor doll He he has a thing where like in the credits or something where he is doing a cast and couch joke to the Barbie dolls in the room Yeah, yeah, and they cut that out now really. Yeah, you can't find that version anymore What do you feel about in general? I I mean, obviously like there's been famous examples, but even like an ET when they took

the guns out and they made it into a walkie talk. I think that's so horny. In the case of ET, it's hard to justify why you did it. I mean, Spielberg must have just been just in a bitchy mood. And he was like, taking the guns out. I'm gonna give him walkie talkies. Whether you're just gonna tell each other. Remember, Spielberg, I don't know if you know this,

but Spielberg was stalked by somebody who wanted to rape him. What? Yeah, it was a big famous case. So he had like, Somebody wanted to rape Spielberg because he put the guns. No, no, no, no. No, he had this bizarre stalker.

And I'm sure that like, you know, he, he, violence was probably paramount in his mind. And you know, maybe he felt like some of the, some of the decisions he made in his movies were like fueling this guy's delusions. You never heard about this? I know. I feel, I feel like I, in the back of my mind, I vaguely heard some of the decisions he made in his movies were like fueling this guy's delusions. You never heard about this? I never heard about it. I feel like I, in the back of my mind, I vaguely heard, so I thought it was a joke, though,

Spielberg getting raped. No, no, no. A former bodybuilder who sexual obsession led him to stalk film director Steven Spielberg was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison after he called his behavior frightening. And it's a bodybuilder too. So it's not like some little squirt that's like,

hey Steve, it's Jibalberg, I'm gonna rape you. And it's like whatever. It's a guy who's like droidin' out. And he's like, this is happening. I think was this in the 80s when it happened? No, this was in the... The 98. Yeah, the 98.

98, that's when he got sentenced. You could, I could forgive Spielberg if he was like, just was like out of his mind with like you know like this would be a very upsetting thing no if I knew that I had someone out there that was plotting that against me yeah but I want to go back and just take out some stuff and tell them you're a little bit more family friendly you know I would take out some of the things that, you know, I would wanna rewrite my own history.

You have all these Spielberg movies, you have sharks eating people alive, and all this stuff, you have an alien couple of months. You have like children nearly dying on the beaches of Normandy. But it's the guns and the three seconds of film that he's like, that's, that could be it. But if it was around that time,

maybe you would think he would be more into guns. It's like, you have a bodybuilder coming at you and like, you'll be mine. Like, why would you not give those guys more guns? Well, I think Spielberg is a smart dude. So he's like, he probably got in a room full of doctors. I was like, why is this happening? Is it, could it be my movie? Some of the things myod doctor so I was like, why is this happening? Is it, could it be my movie,

some of the things of my movies? And maybe he was like on the, like he was doing it before. Yes, Steve, you're fucking, you're too sexy. You think he got an aromph? The shit you're putting in your movies is too sexy. Think he'd call the meeting with a roomful of doctors to diagnose his potential rapist.

Yeah, I know and thinks so. I think he'd call the roomful of lawyers. Is a billionaire, it would be like, It would be like dropping $5 on the ground if for him the call in a room full of qualified psychologists every year. What is he trying to learn now? I guess to learn why why this could have happened and what what does he need to change and is it is it possible that he does he put a victim blame? Why is he put it on himself? He's like, how did I fuck up? This guy wants to rape me.

It's gotta be me. Yeah, is it what I'm wearing? Is it what I said? You know, maybe he heard from the doctors that it was like, you know, your making movies that glorify violence and the gun culture. Against the aliens. Each, each he doesn't do that at all.

I mean, it's the only thing you see, it's the only time you see a gun in the entire movie and it's during that scene, it's like the best moment of the film. We're like, they're going into the sky. It's like the climax of the movie. Yeah, but you know, maybe he just isn't love with E.T. So much that he was like, it should be for all ages

from the youngest to the oldest age. But it still is, it's like replacing it doesn't matter. They never fire the gun. They never like shoot ET, right? Yeah, right. I mean, obviously he felt strongly enough to change it. Yeah. I think they should go back.

They should change the gun and jaws to a loggy talkie. And they never shoot the shark. They just radio for help. I think that the shark is too scary. They should just turn it into a giant walkie talkie. I think you should never shoot the shark at all. Mm-hmm. See, Mr. Gilbert said,

I genuinely, genuinely, in my heart of hearts believe I could have been raped, maimed or killed. And the same thing could have happened to my wife or kids. So he's like, if he's out on the street, I'm gonna be living in fear. Cause, and you see it happen too, right? Like, there'll be somebody who's getting stalked a famous person and they know it and the cops are aware of it and then the person still get like letterman back and they just keep

getting on their property somehow. Yeah, that's a you got to be a next level. Psychopath. You got to be a psychopath. And then what he was doing, he was sending letters being like I'm gonna rape you It shows that he had getting his he he got his pointer cross He did it said that he had shopping lists

that had his Families names in his day planner and then the shopping list had items like I'm asked dog collars chloro form He also leased a car similar to the one driven by Spielberg's wife and then the shopping list had items like I am asked dog collars chloroform he also leased a car similar to the one driven by Spielberg's wife I guess after that what's her name my sister Sam remember that that's like one of the first ones I remember that there's a there's a there's a ugly ugly history of stalking celebrities what was the the case that was a Jody Foster? Yeah. Had a really famous case. And then Hinkley. And then he went on to shoot the, then he tried to shoot the Reagan.

Yeah. Or he didn't shoot him, but he tried to. Oh, no, he did shoot him. Yeah, Reagan got shot multiple times and lived through it. Yeah, didn't want to be his bodyguard did get hit. But so did Brady. Yeah. Yeah, I thought he got shot also by some lady that was part of like the Manson family. Oh, yeah, squeaky from, right? Oh, that was Gerald Ford. Yeah, that wasn't.

But Reagan, somebody else, like, I'll look it up later, talking about. But the shooter in that instance, he was close to getting out or did get out was deemed cured by his doctors, which usually never happens, especially shooting a sitting president. How did they let him out? They would let him out. I know that they got some bad feedback at the doctors because they would let him out

and the public didn't know it. And then all of a sudden, they found out he was getting weekends out unsupervised and he had to come back. This was decades later, though.vised and he had to go back. This would be decades later though. I mean, we're talking decades. Is he is he still in jail now or is he? Um, I, he was close to getting out. They said that like, you know, there, he was completely cured.

I feel like shooting a president. That's like automatically you're done. You would think you would think, but, but why, but why, but then you would say, should, why is a president? Yes. At least in 2016, released in 2016 lives it is mother full time. Wow. I'm so one.

Thank you. One 48. I couldn't get my iPad to work. That's an, that's incredible. I don't think I have enough gigabits. It, I mean, it's a testament, I guess, to I guess to the doctors right I mean because they don't want to be They don't want to be wrong you would think right they have to be pretty confident He's he must be unrecognizable because if he was released in the 80s for example

He would have been he would have made it on the streets people I would I think I think I think those 40 years have done a lot to change his looks Right he's got to be 20s and now he's 60 no longer considered a threat to change his looks. Right? He's got to be 20s and now he's about 60. No longer considered a threat to himself or others. That's a thing, all right? That's what all this shit's about is like redemption. Like you go to prison or certain people that you're like, they should be locked up forever. You know, never let them out. Well, it depends on the crime. Flights in the face of redemption. Well, he's in the idea of anyone can be

redeemed. I'm not arguing for people to be let out or read the read-al. That's a European system. The European system, I don't think there's anything, there's no such thing as a life sentence. Like I was even watching like that documentary, the disappearance of Maddie McCann, did you watch that? Yeah.

It was very interesting, but like even the parents who were suspected of murdering their daughter, they were like she was facing 25 years in prison. Who was facing the mother? The mother. Like the parents were facing... They had enough evidence to bring her to trial? At one point, they thought they had enough evidence because they brought in a cadaver dog to go look through the property of the parents

that the dogs make signals based on certain... if they smell like a corpse or something and they hit on different places in their apartment and in their car, which they were going to use as lead evidence. But there was a lot of things that were contradictory to that. But I guess the point being is like she only faced 25 years for that, for like potentially murdering her own daughter. And that's like the European model is a lot different. How long was that mini series? How many episodes? It actually wasn't my favorite of all the Crime docu series, but I think it was like eight to ten maybe Yeah, I think somewhere in there. What's your favorite one?

My favorite one It might have been the staircase. Oh My god, yeah killing me with this so boring like I had to fight to get to the end because I'm like it was funny though like Like I had to fight to get to the end because I'm like it was funny though like The idea behind the staircase is that a lady who is An exec at Nortell or something Some computer software place is living with a guy who's a writer. They're both like I mean He would look a little older like 60s like early 60s. They're married. Yeah, they're married. She they had kids She lived in, they lived in a really nice house.

There are two kids were not grown and a couple others were grown. Anyway, it's these, like, you know, she had a daughter and he had two daughters in a son, I think. They come together for 80 bunch of style. The lady ends up dead at the bottom of the staircase. They're like, we think he pushed him. Oh, was it was he an Air Force? He was a military military. And he was in to military guys. He said that she fell, but it looks like he pushed her or something.

Looks like he pushed her. Like he covered her body and paint. No. Or paint that there was like, no, he didn't wash the walls. Like he didn't wash any of the love for. He did wash it for years. Yeah. For years, there was just blood't wash the walls. Like, he didn't wash anything. He didn't wash it for years. He just blew it on the back of your waffles. And the stairs dies and you're like, I'll get to it eventually. I know you're not handy in either of mine, but that's like, I'd hire someone for that. I was up to maybe they weren't allowed to touch that area

because like to go back for evidence or something. Possibly. But the amount of throughout the case of like, people who put him in jail like experts that later on were either not experts or they're like yeah, I lied I just I just lied I made it up like that I need stuff up, but he had a lot of stuff that was like pointing I mean So we have like a computer history of like look trolling for dates Navy seals and stuff. Yeah, but the worst thing that it was like the end of one episode where I was like,

yeah, he definitely did it. There was when he was in his early or mid 20s, his friend who was a woman who lived next to him in Germany when he was on a base, died the exact same way and fell down his stairs. Like the exact same way. And he was the last person to see her. So this guy has to have like the worst luck in the planet But they're I actually went I saw live I went live to see the lawyers from that in New York They did they did something at the Grammacy Theater and I went but now there's a there's all these theories that she was actually attacked by an owl And there's like some pretty good evidence for it. Yeah, like scratch her head and she fell down the stairs Like talons talons and there there are real accounts of like owl attacks.

And so there's a theory that she was attacked by an owl. She ran like furiously through the house and tried to go upstairs and fell backwards. But the if you look at her injuries, it does kind of look like an owl attacked her head. And then they found years later, after all the trials, found microfibers of owl feathers in her head. So it's not a bad theory, but they've never proved it. I would like to know how many owl attacks there are in America per year.

I think more than you think. Really, I would agree. I don't think as many people die from them, but there are people who die, who get attacked by owls and they're vicious, dude. You gotta get these. A lot of them are vicious. It's time for the beaks, it's a talent. Oh, it's a talent. A lot of them, they're vicious, dude. You know, they got a lot of them are vicious. It's time for the beaks, it's the talons. Oh, it's a talons.

A lot of them, they're like, they're like, it's like razor blades. They got like razor blades on the end of their little hands. They're not hands, what do they call? Feet. Cloth. Cloth. That's a challenge.

They're now known as little owl hands. You wanna know how many owl attacks per year and a miracle? I don't think there's a All-a-tex I would have to think on humans Alright, let's see oh man. I Would guess like less than I'd say 3000 I'm gonna say way less than 3000. 3000 a year? Are we talking global? What?

3000. 3000. That's like three a day. I mean, literally 90% of the Alitax stories are about that lady. 3000. 3000. I'm not saying deaths.

That would be like 300 a day. So, no, just I'm a country wide country wide. Oh, well, we're doing it. They don't know if there's a house and in the rest of the world, aren't they? 3000 a year. I mean, I'm talking about people like getting. Okay, so.

Now, I hope it's close, so I don't feel so. Well, I hate to dash your hopes, young jiggy. How many people would I as we got? It's not many. It appears that there are about 200 animal attacks on humans per year in general in America. That can't be right. Two million total. And they're mostly farm animals. So there goes my 3000. Usually on the attacks are normally just the birds who've been down to try to scare away People but normally it's

On the face of the planet if they had 3000 owl attacks. Yeah, they're outpacing dogs Like there's 10% of the owls that there are dogs, but they're committing like 95% of the year What do you think that what do you how many people do you think it bitten by dogs here? Do you think that's 3000 God I would think like to the point where they have to go the hospital yeah I think the numbers would be far I feel like I got the owls I got bitten by a dog and I had to get like a shot tennis I feel like that's what you have to get right when I was a kid or a rabies that some lady went to India just recently and or I think it was a no Thailand and she was like oh look at this little puppy playing with it.

And like the puppy was like doing that, like that puppies do. Puppy and rabies, lady got rabies. I don't know dogs can get rabies. What? Squirt, that's like, hey Steve, do you feel like I'm gonna rape you? You're fucking around.

You need that Disney streaming service. Go sell the others. We're a coo joe. I thought the puppies were more from small game creatures like raccoons. Like raccoons? Well that's how a dog will get it. You know, a lot of hunt dogs could get rabies from getting the raccoon out of the yard or a muskrat.

Like in coo joe, a raccoon bit coo joe on the nose. And that's what gave them rabies. What's coo joe? It's that Stephen King movie. Oh my God, I never saw that movie. I feel like I'm talking to Mary Beth. Like I had to like, have her a primer. It's like, it's her first day on earth.

Never saw that one. You never heard of that one? No, I never heard. No. That's like the go to when the like, like if a dog's out of control, they're like, oh, look out for Kujo. Like that's like the bar.

That's it's an Arabid dog. It was a Kujo was a. Bernard who got bit by a raccoon on the bat, rather a bat on the nose. What year did this come out? 70th and novel. The movies. 80s. Yeah, probably 80s. Yeah, probably. What was the St. Bernard movie where it was a family dog? Oh, there was always man's best friend. Beethoven. Oh, I thought you're talking about horror movies. Oh, Beethoven. I yeah, there are a lot of it. Didn't that kid die too, right? Then the Beethoven actor die. I like the Beethoven movies going out. Yeah, they were a little bit. I would have been a grown up at that point. So I was that was just a bit too juvenile for me.

Even though I would see the Disney movies. I was seeing them more for the artistic heights. Yeah, but was that a musical Beethoven? Did they're doing the musical numbers in that? No, the dancing dogs. Yeah, no, okay. No, I forget the plot. He did multiple. They did a bunch of Beethoven's,

but I forget if the dog was like human smart, dog couldn't talk. I just think it was like a gifted dog, which sounds like a quite a pivot from the other St. Bernard movie with the rabid St. Bernard of Code Joe. I think that's speaking of dog movies, there's a much heralded acclaimed dog movie

that's gonna be coming out soon. Kevin Costner's the voice of the dog. I mean, the commercials, they're paying so much money pimping this movie. It's, I forget what it's called, but it's about a race car driver who owns a dog and in the trailer? I mean, it just makes you want to cry. Was it the one the dog comes back to life? No, no. That one came out recently. Dogs, like a dog's mission or dog's way.

Enzo? The art of racing in the rain? Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God, it just, like, it's just like, bashes you over the head with the like how it's going to tug at your heartstrings. What was that other movie? Marley and me. Yeah. Another one where they're just trying to make you feel so did you see the youtuber who was mean to the dog? I saw the story. Yeah. I didn't I didn't I didn't watch the video though. She spent on her dog or something like that. Well, it's hard to see and I don't think think, if I were to guess, like, in a house sometimes a dog training, they're

like, go, like, blow air on their nose. Like sometimes I'll tell you to do that, like, blow air on the dog's nose to get him to stop doing something. So I think that's what she did. But there's no mistaking that, like, if you look into her flat screen, she, like, gives him a little kick, which I'm sure people do to like nudge their dog away The screen was too small. I couldn't see shit as far as like how much of a kick But if you're on YouTube and your only job is to look like you love your dog more than anything Well, it's the dog part of like a big part of her

YouTube. Oh, I think so I think it's the only part really I think it's she doesn't have what she doesn't have nobody gives a fuck about her. Nobody gives a fuck about her. Do you have a live stream? No, she uploaded wrong footage because she recorded it and I guess you know, she cuts it together. And then she uploaded the wrong file, which showed like the highlights. The low lights. The low lights for the dog highlights for everyone else.

I think that's still pretty tough to do to upload the wrong video. And then I mean, most people look at the video they post, like almost instantly to like scroll through it, make sure it's all there. I mean, she has to almost. It doesn't matter though, it seems like if you put something up for like a second, someone's already screen-capped it and gonna use it against you. Potentially. If she has a big following, yeah.

She did, I think. Like if your career is so tied to your dog, how well do you treat that dog? Like you want to make sure that nothing happens to that dog. This dog looks like he was a little bit of a pain in the ass. He was like doing that jump around shit. Like I get it. You're like, I'm trying to make a movie man. Come on. It dumb dog. But it's like he's the star you can't yell at the star of the movie. She was making a movie about her dog. Well, no, I mean not a movie but like a video. Oh, okay. Like I'm trying to do this video and this dog won't stop messing

around but like that's the star of the video. I mean you can't be thick. You imagine if a director could just like yell at and kick their stars. Make making movies in general is extremely difficult. I came in and imagine making movie like Homeward Bound. Do you remember that movie where it's like all animals? That must have been an era before CGI. Well actually I wonder if you speak with people who work on productions that are only animal focused and then they have to work with people

and which one would be harder. Yeah. LAPD investigating YouTuber who appeared to abuse dog and video. Yeah, it's a her career over on YouTube. I don't know. I don't know. I heard. But I mean, do you think that you can rebound from that?

Yes. Yes. Yes. How? Because I... Michael Vick did it. Unless she gets taken to her account, taken down, the whole thing is like, when do you have the people who follow your account?

You can recover. I mean, unless people, like, the people are going to unfollow most likely. But if she has a million people following her, I don't know how much she has. But didn't, like, but like you, 330,000, so a lot of people can destroy a YouTube or no. Well, can.

I mean, she can get, she can get banned from the service, which would be, then she would be definitely done. can get she can get banned from the service, which would be then she would be definitely done. But if she's able to continue to make new content, like she can recover. Oh, I don't know. I guess though, like you can bounce, but like, I mean, not to make too fine a pun, but dog the bounty hunter, like he bounced back from some real ugly language. He got a show back. Yeah, he. He never regained the popularity that he had before his incident.

It's interesting though, people are like, she should be putting jail, she should kill herself, she'd a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You're this, you're that. And this is a dog who like, from what I saw, I mean, you shouldn't kick a dog, but from what I saw, it's not like she stomped it to death There are people regularly in the newspaper who babies children who get who are murdered by their parents

People are not as outraged But something like this man. Yeah like animals We want to hear a good dog story. Yes My favorite kind Did you hear about the French bulldog that fell six stories from a New York building and live? No. Yeah. He felt it's not that story. All he had was a couple little scratches. He fell through one of these like sports car roofs. Sports car roof. It's not made out of metal. It's made out of like a can't be like a can't be

Yeah, it broke his fallen. He only had a couple scratch him and cuts on him That's like what that's like exactly what they do in every action movie. They always fall on those enemies Yeah, that's no one ever never falls in the ground. It isn't like a I like so like I have a French bulldog So when I saw this story It was hard not to get emotional because you just think of, you know, I think of my dog, you know, fallen six story. So it was really like, how do you, how do you get out there in the first place?

He got loose from his owner and she would, and he just ran towards, I guess, the balcony or something and there was no, and the gate wasn't closed. And he just jumped right off, not realizing that he was six stories in the air, I guess the balcony or something and there was no and the gate wasn't closed and he just jumped right off Not realizing that he was six stories in the air, I guess some dogs ain't the smartest bulbs French bulldogs I know ain't that smart. I have But they're not that smart and he probably didn't realize he was six stories in here and he fell I don't know how many I don't know how long would take the false six stories probably pretty fast Once he was over Because I feel like dogs in general have a good sense of danger like they kind of know

um And then they they they know like Their boundaries now if you put a dog in a boat or a dog like and there's like a Usually with like a balcony type setting. They know the boundaries Man, it's not this time. This time, no, but what was he running from? That's what we need. Just because they're, they just get overexcited and they just are like, they just are like, they get a little bit of freedom and they're like,

you know, they're just happy. They're just, I'm probably, he was probably running with like, smile on like French bulldogs, dude, they can smile. We got all that energy too. And he just probably just sailed and was like, thinking that, you know, it's just going to be like a little step or something but you know like every but you know great ending though. Well luckily it was in New York if that was any other city you probably wouldn't have that bodega downstairs to catch the fall or cafe

whatever it was. It was a car. It was like a canvas top of the car. Actually a car. Yeah I think it was like a I thought it was like a canvas. No it was actually a sports car. I thought you meant it was like a car. I thought it was like a canvas. No, it was actually a sports car I was like a I thought you meant it was like an overhang. Yeah, I don't yeah, no, I bet it doesn't change the The feel good no That's a story right except the guy whose Corvette got He's not feeling good. I would feel alright though. I would be like yeah, the dog didn't die I have enough for Corvette. I have enough for a core vent. I have enough for a new tool. Yeah, and since you know, like, you know, you, the fact you parked there saved that dog's life,

I mean, it makes up for probably the $10,000 damage. And anything you say, you're like, there's literally nothing I can say aside from like, I'm so glad my car was there, that will not result you looking like an asshole. I feel like it's gonna be expensive. People are like, you should die with the YouTuber. You're too much.

So that's what you got insurance for him. Sure, he had plenty of insurance on that court. Yeah. Big deal. Big deal. I saw you want to hear another feel good dog video. I saw one. It was in another country.

I don't. It looked like India, maybe. And there's a guy walking with two dogs. And another guy for whatever reason tries to kick one of the dogs. And the dog seems to take this very personally, pulls his leash out of this guy's hand. Now this is in a street where like there's just people walking randomly everywhere. There's cows in the street all that kind of shit.

It's a frantic. Yeah, it looks like, remember like on the old Sesame streets are like before traffic lights. And it just had like all the cars cross the nation. It was pretty much like that and this dog is like, all right, it breaks away on the leash and attacks the dude. And then the other dog's like, all right, there's what we're doing, he breaks away. So now two dogs are attacking this one guy who tried to kick the dog and missed. Incidentally, and just gets torn up. It's awesome. Instant redemption. Instant karma maybe. Well, and instant regret. But I'm sure there's a, do you know how the fate of those dogs ever they did it though? Dude, the fate of women in this country probably is not that

great. I don't think they're thinking about the dogs at all. They're not punishing dogs. Oh, you don't think those dogs were put to death for it? I don't think they're thinking about their dogs at all. They're not punishing dogs. Oh, you don't think those dogs were put to dust out for that? I don't think so. It didn't look like that type of country. It looked like the type of country. They just walked by and you're like, you're trying to kick my dog in a taxi. Oh, hey, what do you think was going to happen?

You fucking idiot. I don't think they do that in India, but I think they do that in China. Like legit, they like eat dogs in China for real. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they have that festival that your face talks, I don't wanna talk about that, I don't wanna be used. Let's talk about something, let's talk about Harry's.

Shaving. Yeah, shaving jiggy, let's get off this dog stuff. You know what Harry's is? Let me Christy, I know what Kooja was, let me tell you what Harry's is. Let me tell you what Harry's is. Harry's is the premiere of the shaving company right now.

In your own words, tell your listeners about your travel plans for the summer. And how you won't forget your Harry's razor. I thought you were going to Grand Canyon this year. Did that? Yeah, I fell through. Oh yeah? My family's going away without me next week. You're going on a cruise, all girl cruise. What kind of cruise? Yeah, we've all's going away without me next week. They're going on a cruise all girl cruise What kind of cruise yeah, we all girl

Wait, they're going to three places nine days 90 crews three places all just but it's not all girls on the boat It's all gals that are going together. Yeah, like they're my wife's mother is going her sister is going Some of her grandkids are going, so it's an old girl trip. Right, then where's it lead from? New York. Our Baltimore.

Baltimore. So they'll just drive down. Yeah. Well, Debbie won't fly. She's going to fly in here. But she would, like if pressed, I don't know. What about the girls? Do they care about flying or they would go?

They would go. They would would fly they're not scared It's close enough to no big deal. Wow. So you got a excuse is it themed is it like an ij cruise or a cruise or Nah, just a just a go a couple islands and come back nine days dude if we don't hang out at least one of those Nineies Now that I know he doesn't have any home shit to do, we better go to see a movie or something. I'm starting to feel the pressure right now. I know something's going to go wrong. I know something's going to go wrong. The dog is going to have a swollen pad or something. I'm going to be on the hook. I got to be in a literally, I got to

man up with everybody gone. I'm the only one there now do you do that pressure? Yeah, being the only only one around. Oh, yeah, because my wife takes care of everything So now I like I like I wouldn't like if something happens like I'm on it's a my watch now Well, I mean if she does that you married 25 years if she's been doing everything for 25 years, the expectation of you should be almost nothing. Like, they should be like, I'm happy you can get them self-dressed because we do everything else for them. I can't even call her to be like,

what should I do? Because she won't have cell service. Oh yeah. And in a lot of the, at a lot of times at C, she won't have cell service by teller. Every time you get cell service, call me. So I can, you know, in case something goes in case I know what to do next. That sounds like she should consider boarding all of

At least I know the dogs and Walters say I've been ahead and taking care of my mom has offered a common stay but I was like no that's crazy. I don't need my mom to come and stay because you know if you're available. I you wanted to, yes, that would have been a good stop in every day, but you know, you're the best times. Oh, yeah, Harry's we were talking about, yeah, they deliver high quality travel friendly shave supplies at a great low price. Just two dollars a blade, jiggie, I can see you got a little shadow going on there. Yeah, actually,

have a Hairy's anecdote my barber in New York City worked at the original hairies. Oh, yeah in New York It's a great barber. I think it's started as a as a high-end barber shop in Manhattan Mm-hmm, and are they expanded to products which are all great and then he was like I need some blades to keep the keep this Harry's legacy going 10 million people have tried Harry's. Razor blades like toner and copier ink. Biggest rip offs in American history, I believe. Oh yeah.

The brazer blades and toner, toner, like your ink, copier ink. Right. The most overp right most over what's a cop your Tell me more about this cojo But I believe they are the most overpriced Market in the history of American commerce I'm not kidding. You're right. I mean, I think they sell printers at a loss just to sell the ink. I probably have to.

And I'll bet you the handles are the same deal. Ink is more expensive per per gallon than blood than human blood. I would believe that. Where are we going to try to get ink? Yeah. Well, it's like, I'm not asking you to believe it. It's a fact. It's like $20, $30 a cartridge.

Yeah. And then for so long until Harry's came along. The razor blade industry thought they could you know rip us off the same way the toner industry. What's somebody going to do off her one cheaper? Good luck. Right. And then Harry came along. Harry can deliver it. These are delivered blades, right? And these are delivered blades, right? They could be delivered, they could be delivered or you could get them at Target, I believe, but it makes more sense to get them online. I'll tell you why. You can use our code.

You can use our code. They're vibrating heads, heated blades, handles it, look like a prop in a sci-fi movie. All right, let's not get carried away, Harrys. Quality-dorable blades at a fair price, just two bucks a blade. They own a world-class blade factory in Germany So they're doing the old like

industrialist thing where Harry's is like hey, I'm gonna own the factory where they're making the steel and then turn it into the blades And then I'll sell the blades like probably owns the trains that bring the poor and all that shit. Yeah, he's like a modern day Gelatine melon. It's over. Yeah, you can have you had your time ripping us off, but no longer you can see to put the razors under lock and key. I like whenever you go to I don't know if you like go to a wall greens, I would only be like, why are they locking up like some things and the razors would always be razors

are always locked up, but then there's a similar. So it's locked up to a lot of places. But they were easy locked up, like toothpaste sometimes, like you're like, who's trying to rob the toothpaste? Somebody. That's why they did. But then there's like thousands of items that are non-locked, but then razors always, razors, I guess, because they were so expensive and so overpriced, you know, you could, you could afford to lose a pack of gum, but at the cost, you know, these, yeah, these things are thirsty. Razor companies were charging. You couldn't afford to lose if you were a store owner, you know, and then you're, uh, and

they just got to extreme measures. We're like, she's great. We're locking them up. We're locking them down enough enough. Yeah. And not enough is enough. Right. Okay.

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I don't say you're a code there is you can get your trial set At harries.com slash TST so make sure you go to harries.com slash TST to redeem your offer and let them know that we sent you to help support the show. Well, I guess you kind of tell them that with the code, right? So you don't have to directly talk to anyone if you don't want to. That's Harry's baby. You got anywhere this summer, Jiggy? I leave for Europe on Sunday. Europe on Sunday. I go once a year. You're doing a European tour. I wouldn't call it quite a tour but I'm doing a show in London. I do one show, at least one show a year in London is always around my birthday

so I had there for a show on August 24 in London at the Star of Kings which is right near Kings Cross in I think pretty central London. So looking forward to that. And the people over there are great. I know you guys have a lot of British listeners and they're fun crew. They're like to party. They do like to party. And they drink in a way, they love

Yeager bombs, which is a throwback and San Buka. San Buka. Little Buka. They go Buka with it, which I, I, you don't see that here. So I appreciate them bringing the books. They also bring piss in the streets. I noticed there's like basically outdoor urinals where guys are like, it would be as if somebody were pissing in a trough and on, on Broad Street.

Like that's how open it is, right? Wouldn't you say? They're just, they're very polite though. I find the British people to be very polite in general. But they're fun to go out with, but they're very polite. Like even though I went to a pub and I was standing out, you can stand outside and drink there, which is cool. And there was a homeless guy who came up to me and was like,

excuse me, do you have 10p? And I didn't have any change or anything. I was like, no, sorry. I just had one, it's going down the gutter. But he was like, imagine this happening in New York. He looked at me and he goes, no, I'm sorry for bothering you. And I was like, this next level politeness. You want to get that at Pennestation?

What else you're doing while you're over in Europe? Doing, going to Italy for a few days, Northern Italy, like Milan and Venice. I've never been to Northern Italy. Or it worked. Yeah, just just touring around. Oh, yeah. And then I go into Berlin for a few days and then London for the show. Did you, are you going to go see Stonehenge? No. Stonehenge is kind of far, it's not really close to London. It's like, it's kind of a trek. It's northern, it's northern England. I would go but kiss the Blarney stone You know that is oh No, you're gonna go see the Vatican

No, no, I already I went to the Vatican, but that's in Rome. We're going to like it's like Venice Is that where all where it's all water like the water city? Yeah, and then I heard It's supposed to be beautiful packed packed with people. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not looking forward to that. The canals are the city in general. Both. Yeah. I'm going to be there for two nights. I heard it's just like extremely busy in the summertime, which is not usually my speed, but I'm supposed to be so beautiful that hopefully. You're going to be all one of those on the little... On the little... The gondola? The gondola.

Little romantic gondola ride. You're bringing your woman? I'm going to go... I think I'm going to try a romantic gondola ride you're bringing your woman. I want to go I think I'm gonna try a romantic gondola ride nice But I heard it's like you know, I'd be real awkward because there was somebody like Paddling you yeah like would you catch a BJ while he was paddling? Listen, this is totally normal in New York. Go with it. Go with it Well, I have you seen those pictures of like what places how they pitch you on a place and then what it actually is There's a couple of like interesting articles like that online now, but Venice is always one of them is like you picture yourself like on this river And it's like you and a gondola and it's like sunsetting but in reality there's like it's like a high like a traffic jam highway

Like you can reach out and you're touching some guy for like Cincinnati and there's like people everywhere You know and there's rats everywhere and everything else rats there in Venice absolutely. I mean that's what water And should I have I mean have you seen Indiana Jones loaded with water? I feel like exploding With water I just feel like yeah with all that water and heat. It's got to be tons of rats I think it's like you don't know that all right. I don't just from Indiana Jones Okay, the way you explain it though like there was a time when I had a real and heat, there's gotta be tons of rats. I think it's not. But you don't know that, all right? I don't, just from Indiana Jones. Okay.

The way you explain it though, like there was a time when I had a real wanderlust right, I wanted to go everywhere. As you get older, like I'm hearing that, they're like, oh, it's crowded, it's hot as hell and there's rats everywhere. I'm like, who the fuck would wanna go there? I mean, this is not the Taurus and Bordtel.

Tell us what you're gonna say. Come to our rat and vested waters. Yeah, there's plenty of places. Two nights though, just two nights. And then like there's a I'm going to Portofino, which is supposed to be like a little more quaint and then Lake Como, which is supposed to be pretty chill. And overall to pretty chill, beginning part of the main, how many days you in your two weeks total, two weeks. And then I think four or five days in London.

You won't be around either. So even if I'm like, I just got your phone details. I couldn't even reach out to you. Like if I can't get a hold of my wife, you're going to be gone too. Oh, you're at this. I was going to have a man you went around you. Might as well delete it.

He's going into his notes right now. I can't call Jiggy about this. He's in Venice. He's in Venice. He's your son. From Manchek, Dondola. Yeah, imagine that. Enjoy the prayer of watching you in Patelin.

I'm going to get a text. It's going to cost me $15. Or something wrong with my dog. Jiggy, are you there? No one can reach me. It's an 9.1. There's something wrong with it. What do you call him? His hand, his pie, his little paws messed up. What do I do? I think it was an allotage. My wife's on it, Bruce. The paws injured. Brian said that he was, he expected

at least one night that he was home too. You could call him. I was like, can't put it. Yeah, but if I call him with this whole dog issue Then he's gonna be like, oh look hang out like we haven't hung out enough in the past 45 years What else do we got what else do we get? This may be a first we're back with an advertiser that was banned We banned the nervous just for a moment. Walt led the, led the ban, the boycott of Blue Chiu. Do you do some legit concerns, I'd say? Yeah, I bought it. I bought what you selling.

Looked into it. Yeah. I did. Consulted my urologist and another doctor who we're going to talk to in a minute. And they both said that this is kind of common. The online common CU and prescribed stuff. Do you think it's because it's such a low pressure, low stakes, drug that they like who gives a shit? Unless you're on heart medication, yeah, I guess so. They're going to accept us back. They're accepting us back. Who made that call? The ad guy, I guess so. And we're gonna, they're gonna accept us back. They're accepting us back. Who made that call?

The Ed guy, I guess. We even had guy. Well, we have our, we lost our Ed guy. We lost our Ed guy but from not because of the blue tube but because of the audible ad recently. So now we're, I don't we're, we're communicating.

Yeah, but so I don't know. We get to all of the podcasts network. The fuck. Our, our ad got these. Oh, yeah. Our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our I didn't want to do it. Did you just call their doctor and he accepted you they accepted you back? Yeah, you you called me and you're like I'm going to have a real doctor call in or come to the come to the stash and assure you that this is all On the up and up and that there's nothing fishy. There's nothing shady about blue true and the way that they handle

People of getting and acquiring the broochew now. I'm asking is the doctor that that we are going to talk to is he on the bluetooth payroll? I don't think so. It's Marybeth's dad. He's a doctor. General practitioner right? He's a general practitioner. He works and he works in a yes, and he also works in the Psychiatric department somewhere or other so like general practice meaning that like if you had like The flu you could go to him and you're as a local doctor. It's like he's that I have the old-fashioned like a Marcus Wellby exactly this is the Marcus wellby of he's the Marcus wellby of that town. Yeah Okay, I like that. Yeah.

They call them Doc. So that says a lot. That's that's that's endearing. One of those guys that like gave birth to have the people in the the town already or delivered to have the deliver the right. Yeah.

I don't think he's had any kids himself. But yeah. So we're going to call up Marybeth's dad and talk about directions. Question and the safety. Walt, do you ever, another might be a difficult question for answering, I imagine you may want to pass, but do you ever, you ever watch porn online or no?

You're just, no, okay, because I do. Okay, and that's, that, this is that, it's got you in the trouble, I'm so curious. No, but I have been seeing on like, porn hub hub Bluetooth ads so Now, but that means like we're in the same we're in with pornoggers in the same mix is like yeah That's porn hub. Yeah, I'm sure that's the I'm sure that's the correlation most people immediately make

I know it's not like they're giving us that much mola either So would you that we're uh, yes, not like they're giving us that much mola either Oh, Blue Joe that we're Yes, they just they just did They just they just side for six more months. Oh, yeah, they are I sold my soul fucking seven years ago Yeah, you're looking in the wrong direction This black irises of mine are straight down There's no soul left. By the time I did my first fucking subway commercials,

where his connections are off. I like the club sub. You and Jared, walking down the street, you're a big friend's ear to ear. Yeah, we need to do. You know, this was post his bad news too, right? Yeah. I was like, how much did I pay it?

I mean, I guess. He somehow still reprieve Yeah, they didn't prove you they're proving it right? I don't know anything until proving guilty in the United States. What was the other one Cheerios? No, we did we do well, true is very tricky. They don't do Come if we did commercials like real commercials I wouldn't fucking have to work anymore. What they do is integrations Wouldn't even fucking have to work anymore. Would they do his integrations?

Would they paint you to be for the talent to be like, I love a subway sub. And then they like fucking flick me a shiny nickel. And I go about my way, but it's in my contract that I have to do. OK, so. All right, so let's talk to the doc. All right.

We'll see if he watches porn online. And if he saw the blue two, I'm gonna be saying anything like his daughter does. Right. You better believe it Oh, it's like a better You people don't have ad blockers No, hey Joe

Hey, it's Brian. I'm here with Q and Walt and get him. I don't think you know get him and Well, yeah, he's he's watch comic men Okay, hello doctor. Yeah, that's Walt Walt Walt had some concerns that I told him you could leave you to leave you yeah So so Walt your concerns were the prescription of this medication by a by an online consultation. Yeah, how thorough is it and how often do you would they be turned down and how accurate or, you know, isn't enough just a call and be like, hey, this is my medical history and

then they just take your word for it? Well, I mean, if people are going to lie about their medical history, they'll lie to people in person whether or not they're online or not. So I don't think that that matters. You know, the difference between actually seeing someone and seeing them through either Facebook or I mean a video conference, which has actually done pretty commonly now. I'm not involved with any of that, but I know a lot of my patients,

they'll talk to nurses online or through their phone and they're often prescribed medicines. As far as this group of medicines, they're very safe in the right group. The only people that really can't take them are people that have a bad enough heart that they can't engage in sex or if they're on like a nitrogen product. Because these drugs, they's a dilate, that's how they work, they increase blood flow.

So nitrogen does the same thing and so someone's already on nitro and they take one of these then their blood pressure can drop too low and that's a danger. So it's contraindicated with nitric glycerin but as far as stone consultations or video consultations I'm not a big fan of it but it's becoming much more common and it's pretty much going to become standard for minor problems. And I think this group of medicines has been done online for a very long period of time. They are quite safe meds in the right person and the people. If you wonder if you're well enough to be able to gauge insects sex the rule of thumb is if they can walk two flights of steps

Without stopping the rest and they're probably saved in gauging sex shit Yeah, if it's only three or four steps that probably doesn't count How many steps how are they going up or down? And do you count escalators as steps? What about in the pool? All right, Walt, so anything else you want to ask? I mean, if we had... So this is now the official TSD doctor, huh?

I think so, yeah. Okay, so if any concerns, we can just like a future concerns pop up we can we can refer 26 years of family medicine practice in the last four years. I've worked urgent cares But I'm an author path for about 10% of the docs in the country are osteopas. So I'm trained in manipulation too the docs in the country are osteopas. So I'm trained in manipulation too. Different medical school and I've worked at a state mental hospital for 30 years. I have a lot of different experiences.

As also a deputy corner for 10 years, so I have a lot of experience in a variety of. That's good. I was a nursing home medical director for 20 years. I was a student health medical director for 20 years. I was a student health center physician for 25 years. And right now I work at a urgent care that's student health. You must have not heard the part where he already got the job of health to your health physician.

How often do you prescribe blue chew? Or I mean, I don't know for a viagra What's a fancy that I'm saying? How often do you treat people who have a need for these types of? Enhancing drugs or not any more Because all my patients pretty much well first of all we don't use those type of meds in the mental hospital Because we are discouraging sex in the mental hospital. Soaping.

See what happened that friend. And in the student health population, you know, I'm treating 18 to 22 year olds and they don't generally have ED problems. Of a semi- Me neither. For premature ejaculation. Wow. me neither. For premature ejaculation. Whoa. No such thing.

That's what it does. It makes them ready for round two quicker. Got you. The refractory time where they can't get an erection after ejaculating actually shortens that so that people are able to go round two. We don't need to get that graphic. I think we should get more graphic. I don't know if you have any questions. Sorry.

But I did push back a lot of it. And usually when a knee drug came out, then a new class, I wouldn't try not to write it for six months. But I had the choice of district. The patients would have left me as a doctor if I didn't write it for him. People love it, man. It's the crack of boners. Great. Yeah. Right. So let the pencil

I think the pencil. Let's the pencil wall. All right. All right. So I guess we're blue chew man. Again. We're back on the blue chew train. All right. Who do I talk to? you know be good for a blue chucomercial I'll call and do the online thing yeah that'll be the next one all right we're back on the blue chucin thank you Joe thanks doc thank you doc thank, Doctor. Want to say goodbye to your dad, Mary Beth. Dig it in. Seems like a real nice guy. Yeah, do we have any kind of codes to give out for? We do. Well, this is a legit. It just took us back. Yeah.

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Thank you, Blu-Chu. I did. So, Jiggy, do you want to do dates that you wanted to? Well, why do you want to talk about why you're in town today? Oh, yeah, or is it or is it be since it's no, I mean, well, I'm in town. I'm a film I produced last year is being screened for the mammoth film festival here in red bank. So is it mammoth or mom? I could be totally butchering it.

Probably man. Yeah. But yeah, it's a great little festival. So we're screening it today. First time it's been screened in New York or New Jersey, but true indie movie we crowd funded all the funds for it. And yeah, we're really proud of it. It's called the Primrose.

It's a coming of age, dramedy that we I co-wrote and help direct produced and Yeah, it's a great little film so we're hopefully what's rated P13 there would have been like a PG 13 I think it'd be a PG 13 lot of So no nipples no I would have bet the my life that you would have made an R8 movie. I don't know why Well, no, why I apologize because I would have- You strike me as a dirty boy. No, I don't know why, but that's the wrong of me

to just make that kind of assumption that you would make it. I'm impressed that you would go with PG-13. I think it would be, unless I'm underestimating the amount of F-bombs in the movie, if it got an R-rated, it would be strictly for language, but not even to have it submitted it to the MPA. No, there's just his like he's guessing. Yeah, I'm just guessing. Well, you do have all. So you have. Okay. So I'm not sure. I think that if it was rated,

if it got an R rating, it would be strictly for language and offer content. But that's a lot of f bombs. Well, how does the cast like how old are these characters? It's a college, it's a college movie so you know there's there's some language but who are some of your influencers as a filmmaker? I'm a producer. God you know that's tough. When it comes to movies I've always I love watching movies with the have great character arcs and that's that I found that's very difficult to do. I mean, honestly, like a lot of this movie I spent like producing it. So it was like location scouting and, and casting and just like getting all the behind

the camera stuff, which is way harder than I thought it was. I mean, honestly, one of the hardest challenges was like feeding people every day. I was like, how am I going to feed this entire cast every single day? And so I learned a lot on it. Yeah, do you get where there's a lot of hats, man? Yeah. Yeah, it's awesome. You mean, you mean, he's out there crafty.

He's producing shit. Look at you. Yeah. You're going to submit to a whole bunch of festivals. You hope to get it into the circuit. Yeah, so we're, we submitted to about 60 festivals. We've got into five, um, you know, they're smaller end on the festival scale,

but when the goal is hopefully to get it at the end of that, um, you know, about a year, get it onto like a streaming service, maybe like an Amazon or something like that, uh, some more people can see it. But if people hit me up on, uh, social media, my social media, uh, ad jiggy comedy, like getting jiggy way to jiggy comedy And I've been sending out the film through private links just so people can check it out. I want people to see it So if you hit me up, I'll send you a link of it. Oh

Do me something to do over those nine days. I don't have a streaming service The jiggy street service is welcome Anything else that you can send me like if I watch that or you got anything else. I'm now concerned about your internet connection. You're like, Jiggy, the movie is good. It's all those pauses, we're really interesting. Yeah, why does your movie buffer so much? Who is his buffering character?

I love this effect. This buffer effect. You can't be using it a lot. It really gave me time to stop and reflect. And then for London, we sell a few tickets for the London show. So if you're listening from the UK, I would love to see some ants out at the UK show. You can find tickets at jiggycomedy.com, so jiggycomedy.com. And then there's a link, London show, right on there.

And like I said, we've got a few tickets left, but it's always a lot of fun. It's my birthday that night. So we do karaoke. I do a full standup performance. And it's really it's a full night. It's a lot of fun. And then we go to Nando's, which is a UK chicken place. People love it. I love Nando. It's like my favorite. Chick-fil-A here. Don't you want to say like maybe even more so more almost like a Chipotle. Like they're that ubiquitous in London. They're everywhere. Maybe even more so. Almost like a Chipotle. They're that ubiquitous in London. They're everywhere. So since I've been doing these shows the last three or four years in the UK, I take everyone

who comes to the show and we do a Nando's meetup the next day after the show, which is always a lot of fun. So if you want to come to that, jiggycomedy.com and there's a link for London show right there. Forgive me if I asked this the first time you're on. Can I have your password? What is your Netflix master? But what type of comedy do you? Is it topical? Is it political? I can't. What the hell? Who's making that noise? Is that you get them?

You're making that noise over and over again? He's like he's got some computer noise going over and over again. Please turn it down. Get him. Please. My my standup is mostly observational. It's a lot of storytelling. I don't I don't dip into any of the political political stuff and I'm pretty clean but yeah, mostly observational humor and in the London show, I almost do like a little bit of a variety show so I bring in some like video elements and and I have crowd participation and we do sing-along stuff. It's like it's definitely more variety style more than I do in the US and I try to make it more of like a one-off event every year. How often does it how long to take you to How often does it how long to take you to

Crap to show like like you work in like materials. How long do you take you to make a full? Comedy show like like Like you're act. Yeah, like you're stand up back. How long do you cultivate that like how long to take to come up with like how long You go up to for an hour? Yeah, I mean when I'm headlining I do an hour. I mean the way I describe it sort of is like You know your act is made up of all these different bits, right? So unless you tape an hour for a special, which I'm not at that point yet, the bits can stay in the act for a while. You just add more bits in and they cycle out, but you kind of keep them all in your arsenal. It's like, I don't know if you don't play golf on you, right? I've seen it. But you know, in golf, you learn a lot of different types of shots, you know, and you might not use those shots every different round, but you have them in your arsenal.

And that's kind of what it's like for me. Like you build up more stories, more bits, and they're kind of always in the back burner ready to go. And then, hopefully, you get to a point where you can put them out on a special, and then you kind of start from scratch. And so I'm in the collection phase of like, you know, I've been doing this for a while, but just working up to have like my best hour and depending on the night and where I am, you know, you're going to get different jokes for the different setting, you know, but I'm constantly writing, constantly thinking of things. Do you run up by your girl? Like do you like run parts of your act by her? Like like jokes and shit? And if you do, does she know it? Yes, I do. I try not. I actually have learned over the years, like with girlfriends in general, I try not to run bits because I, I feel

like they never react the way I want them to. So like, I'm just like, I feel like it'd be a feedback to say that I'm funny. Yeah. Oh, wait, you, you know, you're going to actually laugh at this. It's hard comedy standup, especially is so specific of like being on stage with a microphone, it's dark, you need those setting parameters. And sometimes if you, that's why like, if anyone asked me, hey, tell me a joke and we're like out at a bar, it never works, it never lands, you know, because you need to have that, that setting.

So I don't usually run to a bit by, but girls have dated. I've certainly got material from them. And I just write things down because I think some things are just, they're just funny and they don't even realize that it fits into an act or then other people might experience it. Did you always want to be a stand up comedian? Did you know that's what you want to be when you're a kid? I knew from when I was in high school that I loved making people laugh. I was in this improv troop and my first time ever on stage was from the in front of the entire school, which was like a thousand kids, which is a huge show even now for me.

And making everyone laugh was very addicting. So I knew that I wanted to make people laugh. And it wasn't until maybe midway through college, I started doing stand up. And once you tell the first joke, and you get even a little bit of a response, you wanna keep it going back and keep getting better. And like literally the same way that I write and think about my sets,

then is how I think about it now. It's never perfect. It's always in motion, it's always being worked on. And that's why I think I love it. It's like you can do it forever, and it's never perfect, and it's always being worked on. And that's why I think I love it. It's like you can do it forever and it's never perfect and it's, you're constantly crafty. I think that that sounds like any artist in any medium, right?

Because like you said, if you're an artist and you withdraw, it never feels perfect. It always feels like you're improving on it or trying to make it better, right? Yeah, I think the other thing about standup that I love is that it's not based on, like I played baseball my whole life, but there's only so long you can play that. You were just spitball guy too. You didn't know what a spitball is. I actually come here to learn. Telling more about you. So that's what a spitball is. and dogs can get rabies. So two things to do with spit.

I like stand up because it doesn't, you know, it doesn't stop. Like you keep on evolving and like you could be a 60, 70 year old comic and like what's what's important to you? You could find an audience that is important to them too. Where it's a little more difficult in music, you know, like I feel like your sound has to be relevant to your age and same thing with acting. Like you could be like a great actor, actor, actress, but then like time is in favourable to you and you might not get the work. Stand up, you can always do the work.

We're an artist, unless you get all crippled up, if you're an artist, and you're a drug. Or yeah, like an artist, like, uh, someone who paints, so you're, so you don't prefer a certain, like age of your audience. prefer a certain like age of your audience. You think that you like to have a variety or a diverse age in the crowd, do you think? Yeah, I mean, when I was younger, I thought that I wanted to have like, I wanted to perform for like college type audiences and I'm going to be the next day in Coke. Yeah, right. Well, I know you thought you'd like to or college kids can be pretty Judgmental though can't they they're tougher and they're tougher now than they even when I was in college

Like I went and did a college recently was one of the worst gigs I've had in the last five years And like I went and did the show and it was in like a dorm and like there's kids playing Pain warm it was in a dorm It was a dorm living room all the lights were on it was at 10 o'clock at night Well so much a gig as they discovered me sleeping in their room. Everyone they had unironically all had like there was at least five or six selfie sticks and people are snapchatting and I'm like, this is not going to be good. And it wasn't. It was like not a fun gig. College gigs are tough.

How much did you get paid for that? If you don't mind me asking. I just want to see how much you sell that piece of your soul for. It was, I think it was like a thousand bucks. Decent money. It's not that high. It's good money. Decent money. But that's a bit, the college is, the only way you can do it though is to have fun with them on your terms.

Yeah. No. You, do you have to take into consideration a college audience rather than let's say it might be a nightclub audience. Will you do or change it or no, whatever your stand up is it is and you're not going to like take certain things out to not like maybe annoy a certain crowd. A paid, a paid clinic. I was misgendered when I walked in.

I was like, dude, get your gender straight. It's 2019, right? Am I right? Am I right? Well, I mean, like, I mean, you wouldn't tell the Disney, like, you don't think that the little mayor made wasn't masculine, I'm sure, to a college. They would, they would, they would viscerate.

And she certainly wasn't black. I honestly, like, the best crowds are a paid club or theater audience. Like, anytime that someone pays to go to a night of comedy, they know what they're going for. Those are the best crowds. Like, in a pro and a left, they want to have a good time. They're there to listen to stand up and they want to listen to you.

Those are the best crowds. A college crowd is the same as doing a corporate gig. And essentially is. It's a corporate gig. And they're very, very, very hit or miss. You can have some great gigs. I've had some great corporate gigs or college gigs, and I've had some that are just hell gigs, you know, and a lot of times it's because they don't set you up

for success, like I did a show in an airplane hanger. It was a corporate gig and an airplane hanger and they didn't, so that's not a good place to perform. You got an airline? It was for a private jet company, and they had me come in to do stand up. What they didn't tell me was a fundraiser, and they had two, right before they go on stage,

they open up two massive buffet lines in the hanger. So everyone goes to get like sliced, carved, turkey, meats and stuff. They put, I'm not even on stage, no light. They bring me up, there's like 10 people now. Everyone else is in the buffet line. And then they put a movie screen size, like a massive projection, movie size screen projection

of a unicef commercial behind me playing on repeat through my entire set. What was the point of it? What was the point of it? No, not the audio, but it was like, you know, just to raise money, I think, for, you know, it was world-hunger. World, something like that.

There's a lot of black kids with flies on their face, and that fucking commercial. So, there's not, there's not, it's hard to be humorous. Was that behind you, right? There was nothing like, nothing funny about it. Nothing funny about a unicev video playing it. I mean, if you can make people laugh with that playing behind you. Well, I didn't make people laugh. You should be making people funny. What did you say?

I, uh, I didn't make people laugh on that one. Walt, that was, that was not a good set. That was, but that's like, was that better or worse than the dorm with the selfie sticks and all that in terms of like reception? And you had to have mentioned, you had to have mentioned the commercial, right? Did you mention like- No, I'm your gig now, like.

No, like, that was- I don't know if people don't want to laugh. That was, I did that show when I was like four or five years into stand-up, so I didn't have the tools that I would have now, so like maybe riff a little bit off of it. You know, but back then I was like, I was horrified, and then, you know, I had every right to be. I remember Jaloo looking like that

when she was a fly girl. Hey! But it was so strange for these Hellgigs. It's so weird. I'm sure comics him back this up. Sometimes like the worst gig, right? Even you take the college gig with the girls and the selfie sticks and this gig in the airline hanger

with the unicef thing behind me. I'll leave stage being like, that was the worst thing I've ever done. And then I'll always get the friendliest response from like three or four people being like, that was the best thing I've ever seen. It's very interesting how like your perception of the night. You were talking about the buffet. I know. Like that turkey.

Whoever called that turkey. Melted, right my mouth. Did you make that? Oh, you're that guy, and you were the guy working for Unisapp, weren't you? That's the first time you do stand up. Are you confident, or are you scared? The first time I ever did it?

Yeah, terrified. I didn't know it was going up. It was an open mic. My friends put me on the list and I went up and I just did anything off the top of my head. But honestly, I got one little flicker of a laugh, and that was like enough. I was like, is it like a drug, is that true?

Absolutely, yeah, 100%. That's right, a lot of the guys I know, it's like they obsessively need to go on stage. Like that's how they get so fucking good, they're just constantly going up. I can get a little, I can get something here. I can get a couple of minutes here and they just do it and do it. But around here you couldn't do that.

You live in the village, so. Yeah. I mean, I just agree. You think around here? Oh, are you talking about holiday in? The holiday in open mic. I mean, I take one. One some month in the banquet room of the holiday in.

A diner. I used to threaten my kids all the time that I was going to go do food humor at the diner when they were going to fight dinner. And I was going to do it. And I was going to just do all food jokes. And I would do my routine in the cars we were driving around the restaurant.

And we'd see it going back and forth wherever we were going. So there's plenty of places you can go to home. Okay, you're right. You're definitely right. So let me rephrase. Not as many places as respected as say the comedy seller. home. Okay, you're right. You're definitely right. So let me rephrase, not as many places as respected as say the comedy seller.

Yeah, I get that's that's it. Yeah, diners and in the banquet rooms of motels. I do think it's a combination. My personal opinion is I think it's a combination of getting a lot of stage time, but also you have to live. You have to be alive, you know what I mean? And some people are really barreled into the comedy community by that you have to be alive. Like you have to have? And some people are really barreled into the comedy community, but you have to be alive.

Like you have to have comedy experiences or else you have to have life experiences or else your comedy is not being based off of anything. You know what I mean? So if you spend your whole time, everybody, I mean, no matter if you're living, you're having a life experience, right? Yes, but I guess what I mean is that you had to like travel, you had to like get out of your comfort zone, you had to like go out and do different things besides just being at the clubs all day. Or just hanging out in the comedians. For example, I don't hang out with comedians all day every day.

I find that my act is better because I hang out with a lot of non-commedians and my act is better because I do take some nights where I can just go out and do something weird or like, you know, and that's where the act grows. And so for me personally, I think it's a balance between getting good stage time, but also you have to like live a little bit, you have to live a little bit outside of the comedy club so that you can bring it in and you have something to say.

The comedy club life is just can't be all you're doing. You have to have experiences that resonate with your audience too. Right. And so that's why you have to get out there. You have to be out and living a little bit. And you'll see the comics in their act when they're, when they're not doing that. It's like a lot of like airline jokes and travel jokes or hotel jokes.

Because that's all they're doing there. It's just going hotel to the airplane. And they don't see anything else. So all their jokes are based on that. How many gigs you do a year, you think? That's a good question. Probably like, maybe like 125, 150. So every third night, basically, you're doing something. And I only consider that like gigs that I'm getting paid for to a certain extent, or like booked for, like that, that's not like dropping in type, like just doing sets that are just drop in type sets. But, you know, between like 100, but you're like 125, 150 a year. You ever get to pump anyone?

No, I'm not that level yet. No. That's right, me. Take someone off of a show. Somebody's supposed to go on a show up. Oh, you just show up out of the blue and they're like, they're going on, you can wash your spot.

But you were delayed, maybe. You might have lost it. It's interesting in that sort of thing doesn't happen as much anymore though. You've never been bumped? I don't. I'm not. Somebody bumped them out of his train so you don't know what I'm here. I was like, Jesus, jingy. I know, but bump, like back like 15, 20 years ago, and before that, people used to get bumped off shows all the time for people who would drop in and do stuff. You don't see that as much anymore. I think it's because we're all connected a little more through like podcasting and social media that like there's a lot more like common respect for people who would drop in and do stuff, you don't see that as much anymore. I think it's because we're all connected a little more through podcasting and social

media that there's a lot more common respect for people who are going out and doing their thing. No matter where you're at, the hierarchy of comedy, I think there's a respect for I got booked on this spot. And people are, I think they feel bad for bumping now. But back in the late 90s, like Dan like Dan Cook, for example, I think was famous for just showing up and bumping people off spots. And I don't think he does it anymore.

You think he's still good? Is he still popular enough? Dan Cook, yeah, I mean, he's falls in that category like he was so big that what he's doing now doesn't seem like he's doing anything, but he's selling out two, three, four thousand C theaters. I mean, he's still like, he's a marquee name, but he was doing arenas, so he's doing theaters now.

He's not... That's what a loser. What can aliens are doing arenas at this point? The Joker's, baby. Well, I'm gonna, like, stand there. Yeah, stand there. Like, you know, one guy at a mic, that's all. There's nothing, it's just him and a mic,

telling jokes, is there anybody at that level? Yeah, um, Ch's hell broken. Um, she's a little bit over Joe Rogan. Yeah. The podcaster. Mm-hmm. Oh, he's huge massive. Yeah. Okay. I thought he was like a, like a, what's a host? No. He's like host comedian MMA guy. Yeah. I know he's into the fight. He's a stand-up background. Um, he's a, he's a pure stand-up. You can do a reenus. Yeah, we did. We did the joke. I was with the jokers last last weekend and we did Tacoma and the Tacoma dome and he

him and she's also that thing out 22,000 seats. That's bigger than the rest of our or separate together. But that's still like that's pretty amazing. 22,000 seats for standup in a You know, it's not a major mark Tacoma is like an off market, you know, it's not like It's not even a huge market, but to do 22,000 seats is pretty crazy Did you have somebody you looked you looked at when you're when you're getting into it somebody you? Admired no, no not oh like who was a comedy hero. Yeah, it's a little cliche But when I was in high school, I used to listen to super sales

I used to listen to Richard prior albums go to bed and that was way before I started doing stand-up But I was just amazed with his pacing his cadence and like how he would he was just such a good storyteller, you know, so I used to listen to him Growing up, but then as I got older, you know, obviously like Seinfeld listen to him growing up. But then as I got older, you know, obviously like Seinfeld for how he could take jokes and make them, he would take something very simple and make it complicated, you know what I mean? Like he'd take something very simple and it makes him to mundane and put a spin on it. Yeah. You didn't see before he said it. And then George Carlin for how he was such a

wordsmith, George Carlin was like, he would never do any crowd work, you know I mean, he was never like riffing on the crowd it was all it was almost like comedy poetry like every word mattered which I appreciate I don't know if I do that but I appreciate how the how comedy has like an art form can get to a point where it's like it's almost like a speech and like every word mattered if you watch it any George Carlin stuff it's like he has total command of the room and everything he says is like thought out, which I appreciate. Very difficult to do. And he came up with hours and hours and hours

of material, you know, throws career. Every year he had a different hour, which is incredibly difficult to do. The only way, like my exposure to prior until high school is just movies. Well, those concert movies. Well, no, I didn't even see the concert movies by that point, like live on the sunset strip or something. Superman three. No, what is it? Stir crazy. Silver Street like those those

concert movies. He had two big ones. I thought Eddie Murphy had some big concert movies. I saw them also all them after those movies. Yeah, Eddie Murphy. There's a 70 million or something to come back to do us comedy special for Netflix.

And Netflix is going to pay him 70 million to do a special thing that's like unbelievable. You should just do all this old stuff. Right. I mean, but he doesn't have any material. He hasn't even been on stage. He hasn't even been on stage in 30 years. He's always accepted.

I think that is, I think that it's in the works. Yeah. Unless you have so much money. What if you bomb, though? He doesn't care about his movies like that. Yeah, I mean, those movies are shit that he does. Like, when's the last good movie that came out that any Murphy was a part of? I don't know, Nash.

I don't think people are counting that one. Was it Pluto Nash? Yeah, that was Pluto. Nash. Yeah, maybe a not even both finger. Both fingers. Good. There wasn't good, but he got like he was good in it. Notty professor. Do you think he could you think it could sell he his legacy? His special more so than his eight jokes and his other special. I think he's going to. Well, yeah, listen to Delirious. He would never get away. He would have been banned. A lot of a lot, but wouldn't a lot of comedians, if performed

through the filter of today, they would like who are huge back in the 80s, they wouldn't be able to. No, they're act today, right? Carlin B is welcome on a college campus as a school shooter. People would never want him there. I'm, but that's the only way that Eddie Murphy has done stand up.

So I'm very curious in what he's gonna do. Like what's he gonna talk about? And plus a lot of his stand up was like, it was all this stuff about him being like, you know, like young and like, he had so much energy and like the way he saw the world, his perspective was totally, I was like a 23 year old kid.

So now he's like, he's in his, he's almost 60 now, isn't he? He's gotta be well into the 60s. I have no, but we don't have any idea what his like, world point of view is gonna be at all. It can't be that kid from Delirious. He was 23.

All right. Oh, rock. But by Chris Rock, he's somebody you could sell. Could he sell in arena at this point? Yes. Chris Rock can do arenas. Amy Schumer did. I don't know if she can now.

But I get there's not many. Arena comedy is is there's not that many. You're maybe maybe 10. Face man. Cafe again. I don't think he is an arena guy. He's a theater guy As a different show as easy as he's and sorry he can do a rena's or a little black Still same theater. Yeah, not that Eddie Murphy's

Like 57 I guess 58 Recoup that money could they make money? I don't think they are even true. I don't think this is not real. From Netflix is like how they're so in debt, yeah, that there's like no chance they're ever gonna be profitable, but somehow they keep getting money and giving money, because they like went way overboard on a original programming shit. Like as a guy who watches a fair amount of TV,

I'm like, this is insane. You know, they're having the new Scorsese movie come out on Netflix. Can you get, do you know the budget of that movie. It wasn't like it was like 200 right? Wasn't 220 million for Netflix movie. 220 million and they're given the passwords away. I mean, that's not even a joke.

How are they not clamping down and just like securing those accounts so that they mean that's the only way they can do it because it's probably peanuts relative. They're making, you know, the subscriptions are making a lot, a lot, a lot of money among. They have tons of overhead like for, for all these productions that they're putting on and like, their overhead is high. But they also have tons of data, you know what I mean? Like all these people, they have 150 million subscribers and they have all those emails and all those, like it's kind of like the Facebook model.

Like I don't think they would ever go out of business. Well they're not allowed to sell that data already. No, I don't think they're gonna sell the data, but they, I mean that's what, the value of the company of why they can keep bringing money, bringing money in, whether they, however they're, you know, and why people invest in the company of why they can keep bringing money in, however they're you know, and why people invest in the company and buy the stock is like, it's because of 150 million people.

It's because they have access to that many people. I think that's the whole nature of everything now. They're getting subscription money, but the power is how they can steer, they can literally make and break the entire industry with 150 million people. You know what I mean? It can, it can, you don't think it, but everything has its, runs its course though. Yeah, I mean, nothing, nothing is forever. I mean, I, I think there, there's some good pieces on how all these streaming services are actually doing a disservice for each other and like there's an argument of like how the platform

you should pay for the platform, but the content should be the same across all of them. If that makes sense. So like I was saying Netflix Amazon Prime, Hulu, it's like, it's an emergency to one company, where they shall have access to. They all have access to the same content. So the content creator, it has different revenue streams from the content being put on all these different platforms. But it makes it better for the consumer if the only differentiator is the platform itself that makes the platforms better

because they're competing on platforms, not on content. Right now, it's everyone's competing for content. Like Netflix buys this, buys this, buys this, buys this. That's why HBO's apps sucks balls. Well, yeah, they're not developing. And who is it? But if they just had access, if all those companies had access to the content, then they would only be able to differentiate on the app features.

And that's how they compete, which would make a better user experience for everyone. But has that helped the corporation know? Well, it doesn't at all. This is all consumer benefit. There should be a consumer benefit. But, but, oh, is that what you think, jiggy? Alright, fair, fair, I guess. I don't think that's ever going to happen though. But, thing. It is a pain in the ass though, to have to subscribe to all these different things for different things. And then you still can't get everything you wanna watch. Do you think the bubble, if the bubble is gonna burn?

How can you watch so much TV? No, I mean like, but how could anybody? But like there's like baskets, for example, that's something I wanna watch, but it's like, it's on Hulu, but then you have to have a live TV subscription, which is 40 bucks a month, you know?

So it's like, if you wanna watch this one, I find a lot of times these are just a buy, just a buy of the show. Just a big point, there's just like too much. Well, entertainment. Do you think it, and I don't know the answer to this, but do you think it like kind of relates to like video games in some way?

Like, you know, I mean, like the best platform will win. I mean, because then where's the point where you had like all these different types of like Xbox like consoles and Sive or whatever it is and well that's like but even back in like the 80s You had more like more platforms and then the ones that were really good. They survived and they made it but Is there has to be at a certain point like? There has to be at a certain point like,

there's just too much content. I personally think that these companies that are diving into streaming are doing it to service to themselves when they're taking their stuff off. Like an example would be like, like CBS online streaming, where you have to pay like $4 a month to get like CBS stuff. I feel like they're doing it to service

to their content because like no one's gonna buy like no one's gonna get just CBS. So now like they're everyone segmented off. Well they put, well they did was kind of, I thought crappy, I don't add in care because I don't, I wasn't interested, but I heard people talking about in the store, they put like fan favorite sci-fi genre kind of stuff on there. So like you're like Star Trek and Twilight Zone. And they're not gonna put like the dramedy or the...

Oh, cheeky, he's like, oh no! And they're just like, he moved me. They're not gonna put something that's not like, that's not gonna capture the, you know, the nerd population that is so prevalent right now. They're gonna put something on there that's gonna, like Mike, you subscribe to the CBS streaming

thing for Star Trek, right? I did. Yeah, I mean, like, because it's just like a proven commodity, but like, how much is it? How much is it? How much is it cost a month? Well, at $6.99 a month? Well, and, 699 a month?

699 a month. And they did the same thing with Twilight Zone for CBS, which I feel like that was, that was clearly an attempt of like, they took a Jordan Peale thing, right off the heels of his movie, he's super popular and they like purposely don't put it on. That has to hurt.

Yeah, that, I mean, and I think that hurts the creative side of it. It's like, I don't think the eyeball has got to see I never saw the twilight zone thing. And I would have watched it if it was away besides, you know, I have no reason to sign up for a CPS thing. And that's happening across the board. There's like, there's probably 20 different things you can get. You can get ESPN is one now. But I think they're going to merge with the Disney one. It's like Disney Hulu. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Disney one. It's like Disney Hulu and yes, yeah, we'll show exclusive sporting events in only on the app or like documentaries. I think the part I have the 30 for 30s on there and all that other stuff.

But to your point, there's too many streaming services. I don't know what the, they're all competing and I think the consumer is losing because now each one is gonna have less So it's making people like have to spend more, but I don't know what the I don't know what the solution is Some firebrand this young jiggy. I think the solution is getting the get everyone's passwords wait Mike come back Um, hey you got First Well, it's like you got this whole nerd thing. Oh Mike wait

You don't you don't like to be called a nerd and this day and age and this day Well, I've always been called a nerd so I just started liking it recently But wait, so on the on the Star Trek thing for 699 what do you get just Star Trek episodes? You get everything you get everything all the CBS all it's all access It's oh, it's channel two or our channel to CBS. Okay, channel to premium. Okay. I thought it was Star Trek specific No, okay, no, so you get everything premium You must be pain him too much He's got CBS premium He's got CBS premium.

But if you let say who is that much of a fan of CBS's lineup on Monday through Friday that they're like well I haven't on demand at least they will my star Trek back when murder she wrote was on Ironically the people who watch CBS in general are are the people who aren't really in streaming in general right like the people They're usually sitting down watching the stuff It's usually the people who are more into the cable stuff that want the streaming option. Okay, isn't Star Trek on DVD? Well, this is New Star Trek. This is all new content about Star Trek.

Oh, okay. So this is the next generation. This is a whole new ball game with all new characters and done with a big budget. And it's only on streaming. It's only available on streaming. I'm sure it's going to be at some point they have to recoup some of that money they put into it. And grand release it somewhere else I would think. They won't let you say alien.

You have to say potential earth citizen now. I never got into a soundtrack. That's so boring. Not a family and just a bunch of old motherfuckers just talking about confederations and beaming up and down and talking. I didn't see the first few movies of the last like 10 years. And I thought those were pretty well done for someone who doesn't know everything about the world. Well, they were a lot more gussied up with action. There was the normal Star Trek where, you know, there was intrigue and there was, there was battles and conflict. There was something going on. Yeah, where the original Star Trek had none of that.

It was just like. They were just on the deck, right? On the deck and posturing, but never actually doing anything about any of the problems. All right. That's it, Jiggy. That's Jiggy's thoughts on streaming. On streaming?

On streaming? On streaming? I can't remember some solutions in there. Jiggy will be in London. Okay, will you go to Ibiza? I know you're a hip party guy. I'm actually not. I have no interest in going to Ib guy. I'm actually not.

I have no interest in going to a visa. It's a visa. It's like we're all the beautiful people to go. Like an island where everybody's half naked and shit and they're young like Jiggy. Or actually probably younger. I don't really have any interest in that. No. Take off your shirt, get oiled up by Rico or somewhere.

I'm more of a bar pub type guy. Yeah. Yeah. Bar pub, I'm a happy guy. I don't like club. I don't like night clubs. No, no dink to like fist pumping music. No, not for me. Techno. Nothing. No. No. I need a lyric. I need a lyric. I like, yeah, like what's your favorite genre of music? Early 90s R&B. Okay. I need to know boys to men and stuff. Okay. Um, well, more uptempo stuff like new jack swing more to be more specific. That's like, you know, lean. You know, I can play I give you a whole list. New jack swing is a great going. I'm going to ask for that list because we're doing the

purveyors, posters and playlists. The hardest show name to remember. And we're going to be doing a tournament and I would love for you to be involved. Yeah. Well, that would probably be my sweet spot. It would be R&B in general, but then more specifically, New Jack's wing. All right. So if I were to be like the greatest R&B songs ever three, give me your top three, you could do it in a heartbeat. Yes.

Okay. I would want to think about it because I want to come up with some like some bangers. Okay. Awesome. But you're in now. Yep. Okay. Ultimate Provider. Yeah. Thanks for having me on guys. Always good to come back. Yeah, Jiggy. Nice to have you. Sorry. That position hasn't totally opened up full time. Yeah. position hasn't totally opened up full time yet. Yeah, jiggiecomedy.com for the London show, August 24th in London. Go hang out with jiggie. Buy him a pint. Go ask for your movie too, right? And you'll send them a link to your movie. And you're on social media, I will send you a private link to the movie.

You can check it out. And you're in luck. I understand rabies has been totally eradicated from England. So you're not going to have any problems. I'll be wary of any St. Bernard's walking around. You don't have to. Not there. I'll have a kid around. It's been eradicated. Tell us. No rabies.

Tell them. No, Dave. Tell them. I don't know. I thought that you were doing it. I thought you gave me the hand signal. you