Tell Em Steve-Dave - #418: QISS

Episode Date: August 31, 2019

Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.

I'm out here selling drugs, so... Now's your tits, baby. Now, I should tit speed. No, I can't do it. I can't read. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave hello boys Hello so much to discuss some is it gone on yeah well you weren't here last week we had Jiggy how'd that go? But it went pretty well. Yeah very well. He's a great guy. I like hanging out with him. Yeah, Jiggy's good We hung up for a bit talk some comedy that kind of shit. He's very serious with his theories on

Comedy stuff. It's interesting. That's the one I do love stand-up comedy the one thing I can't take is how serious stand-up comedians take the very pretentious it's too much for me but I love it right so maybe that's why I love it because they take it so seriously perhaps yeah if they didn't take it that seriously they would probably suck yeah so good good for. Good for them. What do I know? I just sell out arenas, but sure. Hey, you should take their advice. Yeah. Maybe you could be where they all are.

The fuck do I know, Jiggy? Try to steal my shield from me. That's mostly what we talk about. Fuck you. You're a digger. I love Jiggy. Oh, constantly positive, constantly friendly, lovely guy. Good, dude.

There was a script reading of Clerks 3. Yeah, I wish somebody had told me about that. Yeah. I wasn't aware of it until sort of the last minute. I texted Walton. He hadn't been given any information either. So we decided to drop down there and say, hello, some of us stayed a little bit longer than others out of being muscled. One of us got muscled. You got muscled? Well, not really. Who read? It was... Was anybody playing their original characters? Okay. Yeah, just Dante, right? He would have been the only one.

Yeah. I'm Dante played Dante. Kevin Redd Randall and the narrator, and who was somebody else? Dante's girlfriend Redd and Marilyn, I guess Marilyn, I don't know if Marilyn was, was Marilyn her character in? No. Ernie was there, Ernie Redd. Yeah, and then the next day was pretty much everyone's the same except for Kim Locker and she was there. But my plan was to go down and seek out, hang out for a minute. We had a merry bath, we were there, we were going to then leave and go home and watch TV and hang out and blah, blah, blah. But I guess I had- Pop some blue chew. Perhaps.

Perhaps, why not? So my plan, I saw a wall down there and my plan fell apart very quickly. Ernie's like, hey, can you read? Because I guess I haven't lined people up to read prior to that. So I was like, sure. I would have loved to come down and read. I would have. It would have been great.

Yeah, Walt said no. For me. For you. I don't know if you already want to light it. Why not? Yeah, I can't It's something I think I might have turned against you Dante but anyway. Yeah, what do you play? Okay, so you can play Jay, but To the newt. Yes, no to the newt style of Bob. I'm out here selling drugs. Oh shit like that. Yeah, how's your tips?

Be hey bitch show me your tits. Oh, but Jay doesn't say self like that anymore. Not anymore. Yeah, it's 2019 Jay's now talking about sucking guys penis is shit like non-ironically So yes, if I want to read I was like sure and yes, Walt and Walt was like very frankly like now Is that my thing? I Wanted to be on stage like I didn't know what kind of level of acting they wanted. I didn't have no idea what it was gonna be like I had already said yes, so you knew exactly the level of acting they needed Well, I didn't know but I don't know what they were gonna expect of

Someone who's reading were they gonna get really into it and I don't want, I would feel very self-conscious about doing getting up on stage in front of a crowd and acting against, you know, other actors. Tightness of the industry like Dante. I mean, I do his girlfriend. A legitimate actor, though, you know, and I don't want it. I'm not going to make the pretend that I'm an actor. I'm not going to pretend. I don't know if you read in anyone say like, look,

there's a lot of people out there who are some important people. No. We need to pass you off as actors. Not that there's important people. I just didn't want to. You're reading alone, but you're reading alone people are gonna be like,

oh, there's a wall. They already know what to expect. I didn't feel I was prepared. I did not go there thinking I was gonna do that. So I was like, You're a whole method. Yeah. I was just gonna be thrust on to there thinking I was gonna do that. So I was like, you're a whole method. Yeah. I was gonna be thrust on to stage within a second

and be like, okay, now start reading these lines. I'm just, and plus I didn't have my glasses. And I would have been, yeah, like, you'd be like, all right, Walt, it's your turn. I'd be like, ah, ah, yes. Went in like a madman trying to read the lines. Kev's pissed his helmet. Yeah.

But before that, we were, we were kind of hanging out in the back room. I guess the green room you would call it. It's where everybody gets ready to ship. Oh, I think the first avenue playhouse. Yeah, the first avenue playhouse, that's where the benefit was. I guess they're going out of business and Kevin was raising money. I think they were. They were going to go out of business.

And then Kevin was like, no, community theater must thrive and raise some money for the course of two days by doing the clerks Yeah, I think they're gonna keep the doors open for another year another year at least today Do they rename and anything like that the Kevin Smith community theater? I mean that would be a nice gesture when you think I would think so Yeah, I do think they need like I learned a few things throughout the night about the the playhouse and one is that it's called like a dessert and a dessert theater or something like I can remember exactly but evidently their dessert suck and Brian O'Hallar and called him out on it and what like wasn't really like Taktful right? I mean it was like I think he was trying to be funny

But it just came off as like Seriously, your desserts are awful. Like it's the first word in the dessert theater combination, so you should be I think you just I think you just try to be playful and just oh, I think he was too. Yeah I don't think I came in. Yeah, hit the library was a little bit like it as well But seriously genuine It happens and sometimes you miss you miss the hits you take. Yeah.

I happen to meet all the time. Yeah? Oh yeah. If it could happen to you. It could happen to anybody. You could come on. Fucking happens to me a lot. I'm not very good.

I can't get it to just that. They just set it it out. All I got to do is hit like fucking five out of fucking 100. Throw that on the air. There was like, he's a genius. Dante doesn't have that luxury. Yeah, he has no and there was no safety net. Yeah, so he had to, you know, sit there and look like he was legitimately bashing the desserts. It looked like he felt bad about that later. I don't think so.

I think in his world, he was like, success. But we're hanging out in hanging out in the back area, and it's me, Mary Beth, and Wall, and O'Hallar and his girl and a bunch of other people. And I got to say, one of my favorite parts of the night came very early, because O'Hallar and his girlfriend, Diana, they live like two hours north of here in Pennsylvania and it seems like one of these communities like a gated community Gated gated community. Yeah, not a good. I said gay community. I sound like you did. Oh, yeah Nice property values Living a gay community dude. You should beautiful if a gay couple moves in next door to you you hit the fucking money Mm-hmm property values rise when the gay is moving.

I said the marry, right? Because they take meticulous care of the neighborhood, the house. That's kind of stereotypical, isn't it? Put in a good way. I know, but like even, it's also true. But are either stereotypical,

that doesn't matter. Or if they're good stereotypes, they're still stereotypes, right? You have it, so what? I'll stand by. If I was a black guy, and I'm like, oh'll stand by if I was a black guy and I'm like oh, the stereotypes have a big dick I'm like, all right? You're not gonna fight that one Yeah, I mean I thought we were trying to move away from stereotypes even ones that are like this good

I'm trying to get people into embrace Gaze moving into the neighborhood so driving that would pitch for I didn't realize you were that you were pushing an agenda I just thought you yeah, well, it's also true It's also true like they they gay gay couples Meticulous Why do I tell Mary Beth? I was like I was very park was it looked like fucking Bosnia Before the gay started gay guy started moving in gay couples and fixing up as very important money into it

Yeah, now it's like I mean, it's a pretty it's a hotspot. Hey, what's that? I'm telling you man. You got a you people. We got problem with gays. You're crazy You're nuts. Let them suck a little dick and then go out and trim the edges of the chair You kidding me those those edges those box edges are gonna be so square. Oh my god. Topey area man Oh, it's gonna be beautiful. I'm's a gay community, I'll move right in. Right. I might even fucking, like, I might even give a hand job or something. Like, so they're not like, oh, let's kick him out.

He's only here for the nice fucking shrubbery. Do you know what the number one aspect of wealth building in the United States is? Number one aspect of wealth building in America in 2019 would basically separates the Hads from the have-nots. This is I should know this you should know it also context closed given this conversation might help. I would say it if you're born into money? No, owning a home.

Owning a home. Owning a home is the number one wealth building thing. So I've been told, that is realtor. Well, but they say that's why, like that's one of the reasons that racism is a problem, because for black people, when they move in, you know, you get white flight

and then property values go down. So even when black people save enough to save a house because of racism and stuff people leave and then that puts them at a disadvantage as well Yeah So you buy a house that's the first big step in America to to accumulating wealth now What's more important that the guy next door isn't sucking a dick or the guy next door is making sure those box edges are nice Curve appeal. You're watching your property values rise. You're making money by him sucking dick. It's like you're his pimp practic. Love it Bring it in come on. What does that do with Dante? I don't know. How do you live in a gay community? Oh, yeah, he lived in a gay community Yeah, so he lives in this gay community. Yeah, you got it. Gated not gay. Gated. Yeah, it's so he lives in this Yeah, you got it not gay Gated. Yeah, okay. Also good also

I think school down anunciation and pronuncie I don't really I don't really know how to say gay Oh my god, I must be having a stroke How do I sound? Gated Gated community

and his Oh, how are your girlfriend is going off on it, right? She's She hears what's great about him. Here's what's great about it and At a certain point you're like, I don't want to hear what's great about it anymore And she made the mistake of saying like its elevation was like 1700 feet So I seized upon the moment and I was like you must get a lot of snow then huh? Just like throw a little negative in there. And her face, oh her face was awesome. And I watched it change like, all right, yeah, maybe it does get a little snowy.

And then later on, Marybeth is like, I see your face. And then I look over the wall, and I see his face. Like, you guys are like, lock it eyes like, right, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is someone you like. I was tired of hearing about how great her fucking place was. Oh, they collect the garbage and we got a pool and we got this and that. I'm like, you know what? Oh, how are his lady? So yeah, we read, oh, and then Walt Fogger before he left we went up on stage you stayed for a little while

I stayed for about 20 minutes about 20 minutes at one point Kevin's leg he wanted Walter Reed from the audience about Walter Derty left I Didn't know he would have he was gonna tell you Kevin's Pist he's called no soy Yeah, he was like you know what fuck this play house fuck the story I don't know why he would have cuz I meant he's the one that asked me and I was like, no, I can't do it.

I can't read. So I don't know why he would say. He said from the audience, I guess that was his like, I guess that would be different. Oh, oh, oh, you wouldn't have to go up on stage. All right. Yeah, I would have did that. A little now. Um, so Walter masculates me at one point where I'm like

Where you know, I'm doing this diet thing so I'm constantly hungry and I didn't Anticipate I thought it was gonna be there 10 minutes not the next five hours. So I'm like I'm gonna get a snack or something Mary, but it's like all right. I'll go. What do you want? I was like, I don't know like almonds or something and he's like I was like, I don't know like, Ommens or something, and he's like, Ommens! I hear from, he's not involved in the conversation. He's over here.

I'm over here. Ommens, where the fuck is she gonna get Ommens from? Why are you sending her up from? Why can't you just have a candy bar? Yeah. And now she's getting worked. I was like, yeah, why can't you just have a candy bar? Where is she gonna find Ommens at? It's like eight o'clock at night on the, there's no grocery. I was like, yeah, why can't you just, where is she gonna find Almonds at?

It's like eight o'clock at night. There's no grocery stores around where we're at. But I thought there is a convenience store. I was like, the convenience store's right across the street. It was only in store. But it was only, they would definitely have Almonds, but it was only after we left. And I was like, and I was still like,

I'll, I'll, remember Walt said it was so far away. And then it turned out, I was like four blocks away and she has heels. I'm like, I'm like, how did you get the Almonds? No, she never got the Almonds. No, good for good for her. far away and then it turned out I was like four blocks away and she has heels. Did you get the omens? No, she never got the omens. Go for good for her.

I tried. Yeah. So you failed. No, no, no. No, she hardly tried. I was right here. She stepped out the door. She looked up and down the street and didn't see a convenience store.

She's like, I tried. I tried. That was the trying. I mean, why are you asking for something like so exotic? I mean, it's, yeah, it's not like I was like, oh my god, I could really go for triantula eggs right now. I'm sort of jackfruit around here, and goodbye, but too.

Yeah, I was like, cause I'm in super food, man. It'll keep me going like no sugar enchants. I gotta say the two of you are looking good, smell, yeah. That's all I'm couple. I know you guys would get a little punchy. I think we're on the mall, I'm in diet now. It looked I know you guys would get a punchy I think we're on an all-on-end diet now. It looked lately like you two would just sit around

eating a lot. I thought of the last-coach in movies. Yeah, the two you were getting a little I don't know why I would look around the edges. I don't know why I would look like that. We talked about it a lot behind your backs. But I was like, dude I don't know what to do. But when I when I when I saw you you came to my house this week, I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. I was like,

dude, I don't know what to do. I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. I was like,

dude, I don't know what to do. I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. I was like,

dude, I don't know what to do. I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. I was like, dude, I don't know what to do. a certain mark still well it's warm down there so you want to walk around you know that was sure yeah yeah okay what's like cross-flyer state line sure comes off it put it back on when I'm on the plane the mega-hab goes on yeah really so what we're talking about oh the ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm get anything actually, right? No, I never did get anything. I starved Should have sent me to get it. I would have came back with a candy bar. I didn't know you were gonna I could do the Irish exit like walk out I didn't know how long it was gonna be. Yeah, well you were wise to leave But yeah, that that that that taking that fucking little bit of wind out of her sales about her fucking stupid gank That was a high point for me

And what else happened then I went back the second day For the afternoon reading that one was a little smoother because people knew you know the script was about Is it right do they record it? I think they did video. Yeah That one was a little smoother because people knew, you know, the script was about, it was all right. Do they record it? I think they did video. Yeah, I'd like to. I made some money.

I suppose. We did not want you and I did not get invited to an event recently. Yeah. Something I saw that I got to say say I was taking a back after just and I wonder if not recognizing Scotty and maybe played into this non-invitation because I had to do with rock and roll and maybe if I was gonna fucking embarrass him again or something but Q goes to a kiss concert. Mm-hmm.

I check my phone, no caller text. I can't imagine you had anything on yours. I don't really get texts from Q. Right. Even if you're like 911. I'll get to it when I get to it. I'm basically being gorgeous and famous, huh? It's a man. I wanted to hang with Sunday Jeff.

I know the dudes are kiss fan. I know he's excited by it. And as I remember on an episode of Compton, and you guys just didn't have a good back and forth with Gene, like you guys kind of had an issue with Gene. I don't want you guys to embarrass me. I did have. Oh, you got backstage?

Of course I got backstage. Why would he break Sunday Jeff otherwise? He otherwise trying to woo him as his new friend It's a potential center. They give me they I'm not even give this isn't a joke. I don't I have full run to go wherever I want it The security doesn't he plays a song with kiss Park right there I pull up I have a I have a fucking park in spot. It's not illegal. I just leave my car there I know you know the fucking other than Jean and Paul I know you don't know the real names of well I know ace Ace is not in the fucking I know I know I know Ace and of Chris But then they once they left Okay, so you know the originals that have to fuck a world knows if the concert was in 78 I would prepare

Whatever man, what? Yeah, what I don't know why wouldn't you fucking ask the fucking because because you're not because because you guys have some beef with Gene and then I bring him to see fucking iron maiden had him bears as me. Right, but you said that I could get the next call when you were for anthrax. So why would you be like, hey, it's not anthrax, but it's kiss because I know I fucking adore kiss. Oh, I don't know that you do. And I'm the one I was the one who had the problem with Jean, not well. Yeah. Oh, listen, man, I don't know what to tell you. You know, you know, your name doesn't carry much water or fucking adventure. I don't want to. I don't want to to tell you you know you know your name doesn't carry much water fuck

I don't want to say just does it carry it. Yeah, but that's the thing like something just shows up He's my friend you show up like a little small. No, no, no I don't think so because I believe if we went we would have gotten the same treatment as him because we recorded that thing For the with the devils I get back in 2012 I was I was like I like I don't often do this, but I want a big time now. All right, I was hanging out in the devil's, like the present of the organization, me and you and Sunday, Jeff were having beers and the bunker on the, the VIP bunker down below. Who's you? Oh, see, this is why I can't fucking bring them anyway.

Who's you? You know, you is, who is you apart? It's the president of the entire organization. Okay, you said the devil's down before that. Oh, well, devil you a part of the president of the entire organization? Okay, you said the devil's down before that. Oh, well devil's a part of the organization. They also own Crystal Palace. They own you know what? It doesn't really matter You used to fucking it which didn't even see fucking kiss you know, I fucking know you didn't you didn't see too We were rocking rollin' all night. You saw half a kiss. You made as well of left halfway through the concert You saw two a kiss you made as well left halfway through the You saw two fucking posters

What I tell you what me and something's up with like third fucking wrong. We can see pretty look like the cat man Pretty look like the cat man dogs Looks like a cat man. You do know what's going on on this end of the road tour, right? What do you mean you do know the Yeah, rock the back the backlash to this this tour, don't you know? No, you don't know No, of course not you all you know is fucking third you got No, because this is it I parked on the stage so important That's right man you you would see this is this negativity you drain into man I parked on the stage so important You drain

Let me take care of these roadies Whatever we were backstage you guys are in your fucking living room in your crooked house And I were fucking rocking rolling backstage you basically could have seen a fucking cover band because that's basically what kids is at this point They're not even playing the songs you do realize that they are no, they're not Look it up look it up. They're not playing this. They're not They're lip syncing and now lip singing. Oh my god. You're not playing this. Lick it up. Lick it up. They're lip syncing. They're not lip syncing. Oh my god, you're a fucking naive motherfucker. They were dead.

I was there, I said, Spittle coming out of his mouth while I was saying. Well, you could spit away your lip syncing, right? Yeah, bro. That makes him more believable. This is why I can't bring you. Who's lip syncing? This is why I can't bring you.

I ended a road lip syncing. Every fucking one of those songs is lip syncing. Alright, get a guess what I'll tell you what. You know what's happening happening the audience with me in some of the Jeff we were fucking throwing the horns up And we're fucking kissing each other He's look They're like the Ashley Simpson of rockers You know I wouldn't have been that like I would have been that negative on the right home, but Yeah, and I like how he's like I basically own the rock yet Sunday Jeff is still blowing

I'm still blowing roadies. Hey, you can't stop Sunday Jeff from blowing roadies. I'm not here for fucking hurting him. I want to a concert with Sunday Jeff. I know how the man rocks. Mm-hmm. Like fucking, Octane, what's it called? Octogenarian, yeah. Yeah, they fucking throw down and fucking mosh

more than fucking Sunday Jeff will. I want to see Alice Cooper with him. Okay, all jokes aside. Can I tell you? He was fucking rock and Son I mean, I mean, he's doing an air guitar. He was doing shit like that Oh my god, I was so glad I didn't see that because I would lose every ounce of respect I had for them Dude, that motherfucker was fucking doing air guitar dude. He was dude. He was fucking doing this Oh, God, that's so fucking Oh my god, that's the saddest shit I've ever heard

And they did try to take pictures of him rockin' out and they were coming out blurry Did you guys pop your shirts off like those guys that saw it iron made them guy tie five each other would oh Shout it out loud came on I know this one I'm not gonna lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, well fail. These two air guitarin together. Yeah, he would do it. Everybody was in makeup. Like all the fans around us were in makeup. I saw the pictures you two online. Yeah. Sunday Jeff is wearing a fucking collared shirt and you're wearing a suit jacket. Okay. Yes, you were. It was blue. Navy blue suit jacket. That's a hoodie. Okay. I look like I thought it was a suit jacket like you were

I got a roll up to the crew and you're fucking dressed like roblo in 1989 I'm a hoodie in the photo This is a hood in the photo not that's it. That's what's he wear what Sunday Jeff Where's my nipple log? Yeah, this fucking poppin's a dollar Look at how that fucking VIP bracelet just sits on his fucking wrist. He has tears two polos That's a man who deserves to be fucking backstage to fuck to make noise for kids. Yeah, that corny-ass smile He's like oh my god. Oh my god. When fucking Jean spit the blood out the place when nuts on the Jeffers like when he spit that out. We could also.

Yeah. I mean, look at these seeds, man. We're right there. Wow. That's no zoo. So you could have got blood on you, huh? Yeah. If he spit it out far enough.

Yeah, Sunday Jeff had his period. Yeah. Oh, I'm always fucking pussy finger. Virol video. Few fingers ugly chick. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Have any drinks in them like I know sometimes it likes to throw back a my card No, you know, we I we because what happens is like this poke is shit Dude when it when you guys do any fucking drugs elicit fucking no, no, no, Molly. We did a lot We did candy. We had a lot of candy back there because the VIP section is like food and drinks free drinks and stuff like that All right, so I was drinking beers, but like I thought the concert girl was that to it your blaze

Oh, we're going to fucking see it a rock stars. We got a blade. How are you gonna enjoy? We were doing it, but there was a lot of people blazing And you guys can just fall right into it. I mean you're fucking doing every other fucking stereotype and fucking what are all the other rockers? just fall right into it. I mean, you're fucking doing every other fucking stereotype and fucking what are all the other rockers? Do you know this is not move when I was made for loving you? What was the finale? What was our finale? What a surprise. I must have been a shocker And a fucking can you believe a Sunday? I was so disappointed they didn't play God gave rocker roll to you that was that was what I wanted to hear the most really

They didn't play it Yeah, I mean, that was a pretty big hit for them in the 90s But I guess they wanted to go with all the he said he goes all the songs that half the band didn't even fucking play on He said he goes with me goes we're playing classic kiss tonight No, I think he's saying because no even he was talking, he was doing the voice. I'm telling you. He was like, you're in row. And we were like, yeah. But maybe that's the, those are the parts that aren't lip sync.

I'm telling you, when he's addressing the crowd. You go through the end of the road, there's a lot of backlash from Kiss fans saying that it's, you're not, you're not getting, you're not hearing a kiss concert. You're hearing them play tracks dude i don't know i don't care if you don't care if you know it just want to see the the theatrics the atrocious top not

well we did it with last time we were on the podcast you said that iron maiden was outkiss and kiss i think our maiden was a better show do they outkiss kiss well they have the face being on and they were really singing. So I guess so. Did Sunday. Did Sunday Jeff outkiss kiss. Dude, I can't believe Jean 70. Yeah. That was crazy. Paul Stanley's what's it? It is something else. Yeah. They did not look at them and they need to perform. I think they were saying no.

I'm telling you their voice like post-deilies voices shot to one point something you have had a little piece of popcorn inside of his mouth so brushed it away why did you fucking face paint go all the way I Do you want to wrap it up Sunday trip? It was great. It was great. It was a ray was Fucking phenomenal dude. I had it. I I think it was just it was just me and Sunday, Jeff And I think that it was probably the most fun experience of a badder concert. He was, he was, he was, he was even more fun than what a week earlier watching me stoically stare and wait for it to end.

And Sunday Jeff knows that. So you're telling me that the concert experience was more favorable with Sunday Jeff because Sunday Jeff got into it and Bride just doesn't doesn't like lose his shit Yeah, he won't sway and pretend there's no what Sunday Jeff. It's just enthusiasm and Almost childlike glee there. He does bring that yeah, and and it was a new son of Sunday Jeff that I had never really seen before Because I like the guy will win it when I'm super close, we're really I really want to see him when we're here. So it was like we was a real like to see him. Nice bonding experience. Yeah, like so happy and excited. You couldn't you couldn't fucking with all your sweat. You couldn't swing a third seat. I didn't think to do it. I mean, I don't have to.

Obviously. And I got to be honest. He was tickled and I called him over you guys. He had no, he thought that was pretty awesome. Okay, wait until you drop him. He feels that heartbreak. So what's your next concert you and your best boy? I'm gonna have to see who comes to town and what's appropriate for Sunday. You have to rock out to Lady Gaga, maybe. Take that guy anyway. We'll open up for kiss. We were in the VIP like the on their part.

We weren't we didn't see. So did Sunday get to talk to Jean or Paul No, no backstage. No, we saw them walk we saw them walk by and we said I'm a we didn't really yeah What would you have said if you got a chance to talk to them? Did you have something prepared or no? No, no, I didn't are you one of the original guys or Probably just like big fan And Brian and well, I'm not I probably just feel like big fan. Big fan and Brian and Walter.

I'm Catman. You literally don't know the name so the guy's playing the catman. I don't want it now. Why? Why would you not want to know? Why would you want to walk around in ignorance? Because to me they can't manage to do it. That's what an American wants to do. Just fuck it be like, you know what? I don't care. Who cares who the new drummer is?

Let's just shit on the legacy of the original four guys. to do just fucking be like you know what I don't care very that has who cares who the who the new drummer is like the shit on the legacy of the original for this is why I'm fucking calling you guys because he gets the experience really one of the like the most amazing guitarist of the 70s yeah why did you want to be a part of this did you really yeah and they said no why sorry junkie share yeah they don't want to share any money man funny do they need that they're cutting out ace well they'll say that's not the reason I'll

say it's his, um, his unreliability and he'll go back to his old ways of being difficult. Yeah. And I'll say Peter wasn't in no shape to at this stage of his life to, for the rigors that would take to. I saw him at the horror con I might have to agree with. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That Unitarter is not doing him any favors. Yeah. Oh, man. I got that concert. I downloaded the greatest hits. Oh, my God. Yeah, that uni tart is not doing him any Man, I got that concert I downloaded their greatest hits That's the terrible album to no deep That's where the best to kiss is not on the fucking the ones that you heard a million times

I gotta disagree this these fucking love me. I know they didn't play it no one's yeah cuz it's a great song But no one wants to hear it cuz they're all fucking fish do they still play god of thunder? Oh Do they I don't know of course they do I don't know if they have so many hits. Oh, is that the one you're supposed to? Yeah, yeah, they played god of oh yeah, they all put up with Detroit rock city I don't remember when he said New Jersey. Oh, Newark. He kept saying Newark But you you gotta see something Jeff like that's the other thing I could bring him into the VIP bunker and we're there with with you with there with all these guys the housewives of fucking I don't know if you're Jersey with air like the the cast of what the cast of the Jersey house and something just for each of you was there

huh? fucking moves through them he talks to them he charms them like he's there he can't fucking form a sentence. I'm telling you. The man can't put four words together in a string of four words together to make any sense. That is that is what you know what you put him in that box. And I took him out of the box and and and he flies free. Because when I went to the fucking bathroom, and I came back, he was talking to people and they were all like laughing and shit like that. Yeah they're laughing as this like you're fucking you're fucking I don't even want to know. I just fucking.

Fuck the both of you. Why? I don't think that's right. You know what kiss was gonna call themselves? What? Fuck. Why? That's what they want to be named when we kiss instead. Well, it's a better name. Definitely safer. Wow. So Sunday Jeff, he was great. I heard from some people after we talked about the maiden concert and our inability to connect with music and the people around us and they suggested we take Molly or ecstasy, well, and then maybe we can take our shirts off and dance along with these two. We didn't take our shirts off.

So they just has twerk and get loaded off the stage by security. Did you guys go into the mosh pit? No, no, we were in, we were in, well, the crowd so old to do this. I know. We were pretty fucking, you're, well the crowd so old to this. I know. Like we were pretty fucking. How old is that crowd?

Old. Yeah. There's a lot of, there's a lot of, but there's a young, like there were kids in that, that were definitely picking up the Kiss Army. Um, flag. And probably kids of Kiss fans, it seems that's the way it goes. Yeah, you pass that shit down.

Yeah. But it was a good night, huh? Great night. Great night. I didn't want to night. I didn't want to tent. I didn't want to tent. Like there was none of it like like I never even stay anymore to the end of the concert. I'm always like, I gotta eat it so I can be traffic and I don't have to like talk to people. You couldn't you couldn't fucking get me out of that seat into the last fucking Fucking cordless plate. Yeah, cuz Sunday Jeff was on your fucking lap That's why he wished it was a time to go

You want to get up on your shoulder, but your erection All right, man I'm sorry, man It's it's things a little man because you I I Want to at least be able to say no, I don't want to go me too. That's all You know I wouldn't go but you could just be like hey you want I'm going to see kiss with son. They Jeff You want to go I'd be like oh no, that's okay So if you at least you take us to you say yes, he's like shit Well come on man, he knows you all Oh, that's secure. I'm another kid.

He just texts you. Yeah, I can. But at least, at least give me the courtesy of being able to say no. Yeah, to decline. Yeah, no, maybe it looks like a good fuck. Why do you feel that you are a bov Sunday Jeff? I'm not above Sunday Jeff, but I think you could have secured another ticket being that you own the credential center.

Yeah. Yeah. Two more tickets we could always I just feel like you guys don't have a good history with kiss and giving the embarrassment that I had with him. You think that they're what they're performing? Fuck and I was made for loving you. They're going to catch and see us in the fucking third row. I'm not worried about the words of words.

Arms crossed. I'm out. I'm out. I want kinds of words. Arms crossed. I'm hanging out, clattering. I've went to Web Backstage. Well, they go right away. I've went to Web Backstage. I went home afterwards. There's fun back there, man. I know it ain't. And so all bunch of fucking people trying to fucking suck

their dicks and tell them how great they are. That's true. I was at the Iron Mutant thing. We tried to get into the fancy room. They were like, get out of here. I was like, why do we ever leave our corner? We had our corner. Why do we leave?

I don't draw any water in the barclays, that's what got them. You know, well, you could be damned sure that I'm gonna be invited Sunday Jeff to some things and making sure you're well aware of where we're at. But you do that anyway. Right, but I never throw it in your face. And really, like publicly humiliated you by putting it on Twitter.

Like, hey, here's my new best rock and roll friend. I'm glad that I would move my friend. You can, but I felt like that tweet was sort of directed at us, not your followers. You think just because I did it? Nobody knows who watches I.J. knows who Sunday Jeff is. Yeah, but I was worried about I. I was talking to a comments because I was fucking so pissed off. I was reading some of them Is that old man he's with yeah, is that his father? Yeah, why is he hanging out with this doughy?

I think it's his mother You understand why you felt the need to let the social media know that you were with Sunday Jeff because it was for the ants. I knew the answer would be exciting or maybe maybe it is for the ij people. See, I'm still a common man. I don't just hang around with other TV personalities. You didn't see so the ants going like how come Wolf isn't there a wide-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed- there a wide-edged ass? Well, actually, I didn't really get hit that because we're in a very exclusive section where they just don't do things like that. What, you can't look at your phone and see some of the comments left from the picture.

Oh, I see what the putt comments are. Oh, I do, you meant people coming up to us. Oh, no, no. I meant, obviously not. Like, is that Sunday Jeff from Twitter? That's not what happened. Let's be a picture with him. Well, like I said, he'll be honest.

I didn't even tell you. I didn't tell you in that. I didn't even tell you. I didn't tell you. I didn't throw up in your face. Yeah, but other people brought it to my attention, though. I can't be responsible for that. I'm not having a good time with my new pal. It would be like if you tweeted to one of us, oh, sorry to find out your significant other

was cheating on you. Like humiliating us in front of everyone instead of a text message. But I disagree, man. It's okay. It's all right. You're like humiliating us in front of everyone instead of a a text message, but I Disagree man, okay, it's all right. You guys I just feel like you wouldn't have brought Hey, and I feel it's justified given how this conversation guys the enthusiasm that I was looking for as the newest member of the kiss army Why do you feel the need that you have? You're the man yourself with with people of a certain level of exuberance though.

How will that reflect on you, you think? I mean, are you that fucking out of touch with reality? No, did that you think that if like if like some fucking stage hand saw you sitting with me that they would think less of you, are you fucking that out of touch? I'm talking to a touch, you maybe one, two. I'm talking about my own experience with the gods, I don't want to fucking have to worry about it. Why are you worried about if I'm not fucking fucking like this?

You said that Jeff was doing, uh, what is it? I didn't want to worry about it, man. I just didn't occur to me to think that I was doing it. You could just say I just forgot or I didn't think of you. I didn't forget. But it was intentionally. I, yeah, I do.

There was a mental checklist. He's like, who am I closer to, Brian? Well, yeah, fucking both. I was out. Who's next on was next on oh Sunday Jeff likes kiss That episode of comic man that gene was on right that was a great episode people love that I've never seen me in the cut out in the stands out in the crowd with my my makeup on yeah, I was going crazy You think without Walter that was an act that was an act but if you had said hey I want you to come yeah but I don't want you to be pissy walk yeah I want you to be I want you to uh I don't know I just want to have a good

time so I don't want you to be negative I would be like go fuck yourself I would have said and I'd be like and I would laugh and then you'd be like and you'd be like and you'd leave it you know it's interesting because uh let me just check my calendar here, but I believe Kiss is playing the Barclays. Oh, all the way out and fucking Brooklyn. No, no, that's a mention that. Now I gotta go to fuck that record. I always at Barclays with him, like he said, and people don't give a fuck, so we're not

getting into the VIP. Yeah. We're not getting any special Sunday trip. You guys are going to go and fuck that whole thing. So they Jeff Treatment. Watching Mark out? I'm, you know what, that's not a kiss special Sunday trip going fuck on the Jeff treatment watching Mark out. I'm you know what that's like kiss That is right. This is what I'm talking about now you're supposed to travel even farther to go see Like a couple bad some ants felt I had an ant reach out to me Did you read or an ant reach out to me start to go fun for his psychiatric care?

How fucking fucked up is this? They're like hey, it's a guy that I work with kind of closely on some project Get him. Not good And he said hey man I'm he lives in upstate New York. He lives up by almost by the tip of Canada or the border of Canada And he's like kiss is gonna be up there. I know you didn't get to go last night My wife is my wife can get his tickets if I get tickets, would you come up? Right. This guy's barely a citizen. He lives almost in Canada. And he was like that because I know I, because it sucks that you didn't get to go last night. How saw the bad news? How

far to me? How do you fucking think that makes me feel what I got to, I'm like, people pity you. Yeah. Like I feel bad from his friend doesn't care about him. What's on me? I like to real bad reflection on you though. Why? Your big ass doesn't seem to look like shit. Something just like that. And we can't story though, we couldn't want to the kiss concert together, all three of us, all four of us, so they just still could have came. We all could have painted our faces.

I don't think you guys would have brought it. Yeah, we could have made it. It could have been for Patron. I know you guys. None of you were showing up with painted fuck faces. We had a little paint on it. It's like, we may as well be in the band like those guys. That's not gonna happen. But we can do it for Patreon.

It could have been a real fucking big event. Not everything's about fucking making money off Patreon. Bro, sometimes you just want to go rock it out. I can't say we have a successful TV show at 8. Otherwise, we have fucking like 9 seasons. What's the big deal? Well, that's not it. Well, it could have been a real fucking great evening.

It was a great evening. It could have been bigger for us. It could have been bigger and better. Where were you when you got the news? I was sitting watching I.J. Yeah. I was sitting watching I.J. Cooper and Sox.

And I was like, I saw you went with Cooper and socks and I was like I saw my notification come up and I looked and I saw that somebody had tagged me with the picture of you and Sunday Jeff and I was like That's fucked up. Mm-hmm. I thought it was a joke at first. This has to be photoshop BS jet There was nothing I could do to see that they were actually at where they were. Right. And I saw subsequent tweets. I saw them with, it was hammered home that they actually were there. No, it's true. Yeah.

It was awesome. I bought something. Do you have a tour t-shirt? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Somebody fired a horse for you. Yeah. Well, I got these.

These I could have two daddy. Oh, I got the tickets. I got the tickets. I Can I You deserve it you deserve every bit of the fucking You think this ball has been out of fucking great time Oh It'll show it shows how fucking How How I talk about it a little bit. Okay. What kind of humanity you have left of this You know

Why look at it from Sunday just point of view I'm not mad at Sunday Jeff. I You know what? You know what? You don't have a right You could have asked me though At least given me the opportunity to say yes or no The empty gesture would have been nice I don't I I don't begrudge Sunday Jeff at all for saying yes He an opportunity to go up and see kiss third row with you rock out all the

Special the bells and whistles all of it. Yeah, that you that shout out to potential center with Best arena in the world, you know, I imagine you know, I would have been like I would have been like yes I know you gotta say yes. But he didn't even tell me either. He tried to hide it from me. Oh, did he really? Yeah, I talked to him that afternoon. He didn't say a word.

Oh, that is so funny. That's fucked up. Do you, is there any way you can block Walton Twitter? I can't help him discover it. I talked to him about something. He didn't mention it, you know what I guess? No, it was so weird. It was like four o'clock in the afternoon.

I texted him about something and he called me to clarify what we're talking about and I was like and we're talking I was like I am I'll talk to you later and I said I see later and he didn't say like hey I'm going to see kiss with cute tonight nothing that's that's he now that says enough right there right you know not to say something you think he a smog of that plan can queer this deal for me? I'm gonna go see kiss. Maybe it's just maybe it's just none of your business. Maybe it's just two pounds going to see kiss. I guess that's what it was. You guys do shit without me.

Looks like it. Yeah. Yeah. What is your family gone yet? Yeah. When the hell long they've been gone. They left Thursday morning. There's no one. They've been alone since Thursday morning. When did they get back? Next Saturday? Oh shit. Where are they? They're on a cruise. Well, all Females on our family all the females want on a cruise Yeah, but it's it's really fucking weird like that first night the first night they were gone We were supposed to record tell them Steve Dave and

I guess you had another fucking event with Sunday Jeff and you couldn't make it bad out. Last minute. Yeah. He's like, I would come down but Sunday Jeff just got these awesome tickets to a craft show like this. Turns out he owns the place. So so earlier in the week, I got fucking big time by you guys going to kiss and then my the first night I'm alone without my family and my entire life I at least I'll see my friends tonight and we'll record awesome yucks, but I went home to Just an empty house and just count at the hours until I fell asleep at the one like one or two a month in the morning

It's actually like despite my request. They haven't asked everyone on the turnpike to pull to the sides. I can get through my request they haven't asked everyone on the turnpike to pull to the sides so I can get through. Yeah it's weird though not it's weird being alone I don't like it. No, I'm not climbing the walls it's like it's just very unusual. Maybe we'll do something. Me and you. Maybe. Yeah maybe. We'll tweet it definitely. There's a lot of fucking seats left in the upper deck at the US You know, go see easier to throw bottles down I'm just gonna fucking head split open by bottle Holy shit, I hit him Get the fuck out of here

He's bleeding more than Jean was doing bottle thunder fuck out of here. He's bleeding more than Jean was doing. I was gonna pour from somewhere that when did you read when did you read that they're lip syncing like and now he's all like oh wow I don't think I still can't realize they're just like this. It kind of sunny the night. You just shatter these three. I'm sorry I did that. You had a good time. You know that best of album that you bought. Yeah. That's what you were listening to. I read the concert. You know what? I was listening to it with Sunday jazz. It was fine. You guys sing it along to it. It's pretty much the same as what I did. I'm telling you I don't think that they will live

singing. Well, they won't. I think the internet would have a big argument against it with. They have footage of them on this tour, whether they're not matching up in the vocal start before he starts gets to the mic, and they're not matching up. They weren't polished enough in the act yet, and they got caught lip-syncing. Yeah, but he was riffing and talking in the songs. Like again, it's only the songs I would, it's only like the actual songs.

Someone's over there. Someone over there is agreeing with that. What? It looked like the night went from a 10 to a 7. No, this is why she didn't get the fucking quality. It's poor attitude. Well, like if it was lip sync, would it bring it down from a 10 to a 9? Not at all.

Come on. It wasn't about that. It was about me and Sunday Jeff at the Kiosk House. Tracking. It was great. I mean, backtracking. It was about me and Sunday Jeff and fellowship so they had probably What you found out

If it was confirmed out of town. Yeah, what about what if it was also I stand in for gene at night Wow, I was like a guest singer. No, no, there is a guy that has to go in when Gene gets tired gets tired. That wouldn't bother me. Wouldn't bother you either. No, I didn't bend to the tickets. What? Why are you going if no one in the band is actually there? You're saying that. They're singing. I'm telling you the same. He is at an age where like sometimes they said he has to have a body double come out. Show me shit, man. I'm fine with that. You fine with that fine with it. Oh my god Paul Stanley got there was like in the back There was a Stanley standing Mini-mini stage

He got he got onto like a what do they call zip line typing and shot over the crowd onto that many thing Yeah, that many platform. It was awesome. Yeah, what is it? You're impressed by what tourists do in Caribbean locations going zip lining Is there anything you didn't love? No, I don't. I told you Jeff would be faking on that. Stop, stop, stop. We just hear real.

Just keep it real. Stop with the act for a second. Stop with the bullshit. Stop pretending to hang it out with something Jeff was fun. Stop pretending to hang it out with something Jeff was fun. What was, there was, it had to be a moment in the act of your just like that's that's aging a little poorly nothing no honestly no really it was so much fucking fun the the the the the stage show was great their performances great right the only thing I had was really

like with when Jean Simmons came out, I have a little residual distaste. Distaste from because of his antics on convocment. I don't like the way he taught you guys on calm. Well, yeah, we appreciate that. At least you, you, um, you could have took a harsher stand and just not gone to the show if you really felt that way, but I mean, I could not enough that, you know, that distaste wasn't that distaste. I mean, you guys still have the episode. So what do you want me to do?

You're like, it's out there. You were there. You were the face pain on and the makeup on. Yeah. I was fucking getting paid. Well, I hear you say it, but it was, it was, I mean, look, how many chances do I have to hang out with something? If you get the hang out with them all the time.

Yeah. You're right. But I mean, we could hang many chances do I have to hang out with Sunday? You have to hang out with them all the time. Yeah, you're right, but I mean, we could hang out. If you were like, hey, you want to go to this, I could have brought Sunday Jeff just as easily, you know, you could have made that happen. All four of us could have did it. Maybe I was just looking for that Sunday Jeff connection, though. Yeah, that energy that's like fucking mainline. And you know what I'm telling you when he's out the this oppressive thumb of you guys me he blossoms really I'm the I am at fault for his you you fuck a wallflower. Totally mo. I think when he's in when he's in your presence

he feels he will get slapped if he steps out of the role that you put him in. So what would that be? As a fish, uh, uh, uh, Sunday, Jeff, a boob. Yeah. Right. I had no sign of O fishness of boobery that night. He just told us he was rocking out. Yeah.

I'm like, I'm like, he was climbing a ladder with that. Yeah. He was like, he was doing a Jane Fondle workout. I know. and nobody was judging Nobody was judging him so he's having a fucking place in a smile face He's hanging out with you that you must have been fucking blood. Oh, if you were judging people around Super disappointed if you were I'm glad I didn't go No, I'm telling you you get him away from you guys and he fucking turns into a different guy

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her name was Mary Beth, except he spelled his name with an eye and she spelled her name with a Y That's a story Would that you guys be placing before the party much like better believe it much like that kind of shit. I had to hear My god, we up from the suburban nightmare I was like, oh my god, we are from the suburban nightmare. You didn't fuck out here. Why are there no drugs? Why is no one else blazing? Yeah, we went to the concert.

We went to the party and it was odd. I'm not used to interacting with other parents and that kind of situation and the guy. Dude, they have so much shit at this house. I was telling Kyo's, like, they have an in-ground pool, they have a teaky bar, they have a whole little picnic area, huge backyard, they have this inflatable screen so they can show the descendants on it. And huge house, nice house, four kids,

I'm just like, where the fuck? Why am I the only one who can't figure out how to do this? I'm like, what do you do? What do you do? He's like, I'll install landlines. I'm like, what? Like a landline for, for Fios. I guess he used to. He used to install landlines. He doesn't anymore now that they have Electronics. So what do you say you do? I'm what like, how do you? You know what? now that they have electronics. So what do you say you do? What, like, how do you... You know what?

I just had this conversation. I just had this conversation with the other day. She's like, you know, he says nothing a lot. And it doesn't seem to get a good reaction. No, I used to think like, like, if you're like, oh, I'm a podcaster, it sounds so fucking stupid. Like, oh, I do a podcast. It's like, okay. But if I can say that to someone, like, oh how I do a podcast. It's like okay

But if I can say that to someone like oh, I'm a podcaster and I make enough money to live from that podcast Fuck you. That's what I do Podcast that's it. I don't have to be I'm never gonna be a doctor a lawyer any of these other things that people consider like Respectable or you difficult to attain or necessary respectable or You difficult to attain or necessary Takes training or skill Education anything that people are looking for an employee. I don't really have so That's it. So why did it take so long for you to get this Zen attitude? Because I ran out of trying to dress it up in other ways

I'm like fuck it. here's what I do. But again, this guy, and Mary Beth is like, well, maybe his wife is a doctor. You know, like all fucking feminist and shit. I'm like, maybe so, bitch, let's find out. Well, was she. She worked the graveyard shift at UPS. That's a good, yeah.

Sorting packages. It must be an awesome job. The stuff these people had? Or at least had before I left, you know, they're taking a shortcut through their house. My favorite moment though, was like, we're standing around with the group of people, and they're like drinking wine and shit,

getting blottoed. And they're talking about, mostly shit getting blottoed. And they're talking about, mostly people of kids wanna talk about their kids. And the shit their kids do and what a pain in the ass their kids are and this conversation sort of revolved around the difficulty and finding kids close.

And so they're talking about and talking about it. And're talking about shopping a target for their kids close and at one point some lady goes, oh, I don't like I don't like target. You know, it's just it's so hard to find age appropriate. And I was like, you're telling me because Mary Beth is standing right there next to me. The joke is meant that I'm a guy who's twice her age. Right. I'm back. So she's assuming, though, you're talking about sage, though. I mean, you're thinking that. The bright, but you're thinking you're on stage in front of TSD listeners. Yeah, I'm not. I turned out I was not. Yeah, you're right. You're right about that.

Because there was a like, what does he mean? And then like this awkward beat of like, I don't think he knows what he just said. Meanwhile, I know exactly what I just said. And I'm like, I just want to entertain myself on okay and her. And I have people on stand. I showed up to this children's party. Hi.

Yeah. And when they were talking about their dumb kids clothes, I was like, all right, we'll just see about this. I'll be throwing something awkward. Oh, and the other good part was like, they were talking about all this like I just boring shit and so I brought up something sort of dark

And the guy's like why and I was like yeah this guy no But it worked because it led him in to tell on me some dark shit from like his family, you know, then it got a little interesting. I told him, yeah, I told him that story. Yeah. Let's flip over some rocks. I'm going to hear a tale of woe. Why would you tell that at a fucking birthday party? Because he was like, why?

Hey, when you're a family's gone, why are we hanging out? That's one of the reasons. But I want to show up all pleased. Why can't I bring him a kiss? I know why he isn't getting me. That was every question. Why the fuck am I not getting it though? You might be right. What? I'm getting fucking back. Why the fuck am I not getting it though? You might be right.

What? I'm getting fucking back. You get locked in with him. Yeah, it's not fair. I know how to fucking carry myself in a room. You know what? I just be quiet. I carry myself to the corner.

I shut up. I don't talk to anyone. I may owe you an apology. May? May. May. Are you been perfecting the apologies? I'm getting ready. No, I'm ready.

Because he's so good, but he's so good at not digging a grave for himself now. What do you mean? Well, I mean, if you watch Jokers, that's, you know, he's very careful about the type of humor he puts out there. Yeah. I've seen the Joker show. He doesn't look like he's that concerned about that. That was the old Joker show.

That was like a hard, old Joker show. That line, so many times about the live show is all for fucking kids and it's never seemingly for kids. No, it's not for kids. They talk about blue jobs all day long. Oh, it's on the tickets. 16 plus. Oh, wait, so you've changed that now.

Why did you do that now? OK, but you did that, though, so you could get a little bit more, no, we just, you know, walk that line where you could tell blow job jokes. Yeah, we just think that it's, it's our exclusive way blow job jokes. Oh my god, this kid's an hour and a half. That, how do you guys work in blow job jokes?

I don't tell, I'm so stage at the moment. How does that work? Where that came from? I just can't even imagine how that pops out you guys are tough out blowing each other or you Talk about with I don't know where I get from Is that like one of the punishments I think it's I say tell see they were my gonna apology you know what, tell me, say, tell me, say, tell me, say, tell me, say, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell you were right in that I wouldn't have went but you have said to me in the past

It would be nice to be invited and to be a say no and I Have and I and I drop you know what I should have dropped out you dropped the ball. Yeah, it's all right But you know that's what for you know friends They let bygones be bygones. I make you this promise. Okay. I will never see kiss again Without calling you I will never see Chris again without calling you. Oh, okay. Yeah, without calling you. All right.

All right. He just wants the invitation to decline. I mean, can you at least give him that? He's not at all. He's not on the go. He's not on the go. He's not on the go. He's not on the go.

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Okay, great. I have a, I want to sneak preview something for the ants because that beer company that I started, we're having a launch party on Staten Island on September 21st. I don't want to go. Ah! Where's the wall? We know. But I'll tell you who is going.

Sunday job? It's going to be, the launch the launch party, it's like October Fest time thing. And there are, there's time tickets that you can come in. And there's special guest bartenders. And who do not look like the girls you see in October Fest with the heaving bosoms and all that. I know they're going to do this. Oh yeah?

They're not the special guest bartenders. You have a special guest bartender. Or can you reveal who they are? What's up? I can tell you one is a sound. Oh, I can tell you one is you. You see a real bartender because he owned a bar right? Yeah. One will be Brian Johnson. He's not a real bartender. Well, with sure, it's just beers. I'm going to quick take a class before then. Five days and a thousand dollars. I can pour beer. And a few other people that have I haven't talked to about announcing that they'll be there. Okay, but it's going to be a big day. And no announcements have gone out yet, but the website to get the tickets is rubsinnhormin.com. That's the name of the beer company. Rubbson in Hormon. R-U-B-S-A-M, and H-O-R-R-M-A-N-N, and the other reason that I'm telling this to the ants early is because I don't even know how, but people already found that I've started buying tickets, and they're going, they're selling pretty good, so I don't want, because Brian and I were also talking about doing like a four-coloured demon thing at it and stuff like that. And I haven't put anything together and ounce yet, but I just wanted to say if you think that's something you want to do, I want

you guys to know because I want to answer to be there. I don't want it to just be, you know. And now this is you own this solely, right? This is your, you own this 100% of your brewery. This is a mind. Yeah. So this is a big thing for you, like this, if this, if this, you know, were to pick up, you could like challenge like, like, no, Budweiser, of course. So the word, the word is microbrew, even in, I wouldn't have to say that.

For the time being. But it's a really cool story. It was a company that opened in, in Staten Island in 1888 and went out of business in 1950. And I, I'm bringing the company back to life. It's a whole, cool history thing that I don't spend time on right now, but will minorities be allowed to drink the beer or will you be holding to 1888 standards? Oh yeah. So go get your tickets for everyone.

I'm just saying if you're you know, I just want the answer no matter before anybody else. Okay. Now will you trust his judgment as a bartender, like cut somebody off if they're like, if they're drinking too much or, like how much responsibility would he have as a, yeah, I'm like, did you still fucking wasted that guy was? Where you go?

Oh, is that gonna drive it away? Cute, I think it might be in trouble. I'm fine, I haven't shared it some violence. Oh, you should be to get far at all It's gonna be good and and I will say like everybody's bartending for like we're selling like time tickets Like everybody's bartending like an hour and a half hour two hours Johnson was the only one that was like I'll do it all day. He's like I don't want to do it all day It's gonna be fun. I don't think you will He did say it so I'll. So he'll lose interest with it. Well, now we're starting to try

and tell you. He'll be over to corner telling fucking people about how his family, one of his members of his family hung themselves. It's fine. It's why I want to answer there. You're going to want to take a sweet part. I tell you this next story September 21st on Staten Island and there's a lot of details to come that I'm not gonna give now But I just want to be at snap. That's I'm so nice. So I thought that would be good, right? Oh, yeah I don't know how people found that I guess that because we haven't integrated a leak stuff. Yeah, I guess people found it Are you guys? Oh, and what? This is one of the things I don't want to tell but I'm so excited I designed the label and this hidden tell them Steve Dave

Is nice if you look at the street names and stuff this is tell Steve Dave hidden jokes on the label on every bottle Every bottle and can well, we're doing cans at first, but yeah every can You can't they come collectors items So they make me take it off Do you guys like MMA? Well, I was thinking about we were talking I can't remember what talking about MMA with the other day, but I'm like If you're fighting someone and like you're on the ground and they fly into you with their knee in the side of your hand or on your neck,

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Now the NFL has such a black eye regarding the the concussion problems How the hell are they fighters who do this MMA not having going to have this CTE problems? I think it's because society only cares about certain things and fuck everything else and there's an approved list of things you could be outraged about and MMA is not on it. I mean I've seen when I've been in restaurants and it's been on TV. Yeah, it's just like, it's not for me either. Sound took a big chance on getting me into MMA.

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