Tell Em Steve-Dave - #419: Silver Ain’t Bad

Episode Date: September 10, 2019

Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's never a good time if you piss your pants money so you don't have to pay her. Rather just... Rather just should a kind of better deal for your mixture. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I think I scared Lady at the pharmacy today. Last week I went in, she works there, she's an old lady like older I guess, like mid 60s. Unless we got a shirt on, that I've worn on, that I wore on CompoCmanet, it's a TV, it's a 666 on it and has like some, the 7 Deadly Sins. Yeah, I know the shirt. And when she saw it, like I saw her face change. She's a God-fearing woman, maybe. Not maybe. She let me know immediately that she's like,
Starting point is 00:01:33 oh, six six. I don't like that. And I was like, no, why not? She's like, oh, it's just that's bad news. She's like, why are you wearing that? And I said, well, it's not really about devil. I said, it's about TV being evil and causing all these sins. And she really wanna hear that explanation. She was like, okay. That was your fork tongue talking. She knew that Satan had you and was just telling her,
Starting point is 00:02:01 it's trying to convince her that it was harmless. I saw it outside, the pharmacy, it was up in a tree. No, but then I saw again, and she's like, you know, ever since I saw you with that shirt on, she's like, that number keeps coming up. As if like I had done something to cause it, she's like, I saw it on the register the other day. And when I was at the grocery store,
Starting point is 00:02:28 the grocery store I saw it there. And there was like one other example. I don't remember. And I was like, all right. It's time for a different pharmacy. But I like the guy a lot. And she's not even like, I was an offended or whatever, but I thought it was amusing.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Like, the way she's looking at me is like Are you him? Are you the devil? T-shirt out I don't know Should I be offended? No, I don't think she'd be a fan of it In fact the way you described it like she was being friendly Yeah, but you know you're evil He sure it's evil not you.
Starting point is 00:03:05 That's right. People have still not gotten to see these teller pants. Well, when can they, is this a pair of them right now? No. They might be, I don't even remember. I'd hope not, but you won't be modeling them. We have to remind me to wear them when we do a video for the Patreon. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:27 And we can talk about it. But yeah, I don't know if I've worn them on a video yet. I will though it's getting cooler soon, so I'll have to tire the shorts and just go full pants for the winter. In case anyone's wondering, yes, there is a carbon monoxide leak which is why we all sound like we just woke up or are just going to sleep. You're like no energy. Yeah. Yeah, it's working. I'm coming. So my threats shot. I went through a shot. It did a lot of screaming today. Yeah. I just close up the store. You know, you get a... Yeah, I work today too. Oh, yeah, would you work?
Starting point is 00:04:04 Up in New York City. Big Apple. I do, I do a show with Iraq once a week. On, uh, yeah, Iraq was one of the first guys when we started comic book, man, Iraq was Eric Nagle was one of the first guys. Oh, I know, I know. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're going to bring us a pain gig. Yeah. Yeah, why haven't you promoted it at all? I don't know, but don't you think that people listening to this? Why is it he doesn't you rock? I just get promoted. Well, yeah, he does, but it's a description thing. Oh, shut up, you rock. No, no, I'm like, all right. I will like I talk about it on Twitter. You know, like I'll tweet stuff, but I haven't talked about it on this show yet.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Yeah, first I wasn't talked about it on this show yet First I wasn't sure if we're gonna continue it It's like pop culture stuff He's into no, I mean I like movies in TV so I can talk about that Mostly I kind of tease him and try to go to men to sing things. He doesn't want to say You know that parts part's fun. Kevin was on today. He was talking about he, man. Oh yeah, that was big.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Kevin was in studio? Skyped in. Skyped in. Yeah, Skyped in the talk in the, that's cool, man. Yeah. You're a big master's at university. Back in the day, it was one of the big three for me.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Who was your favorite character in the he, man universe? It's gonna be unfortunate in retrospect, but I was always a big orco guy. Why? Because I didn't know what the fuck he was. I was like, what is under the hat? What is going on? It was a wizard, right?
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, but he was like this weird floating, like weird, he was like a mascot. But wasn't he like comedy relief? Yeah, well, that's probably why I liked him. Okay, I thought you could gravitate more towards, like, you know, prince, princess, prince Adam. No, I like the weirder ones, like the freaky ones, because the toys were always so cool,
Starting point is 00:05:52 like the ones that were like a battering ram or the one that was like half man, half robot and stuff like that. So for me, it was really, I got into it because of the toys. But once I started watching the cartoon, I just love that orc, oh man. But I figured you as a cat lover would gravitate towards that big green cat. Did you love cats when you were little? I like cats, but I didn't have any because my parents would love me have any. Yeah, and now you're like, I'll show you.
Starting point is 00:06:16 You know, it's a man, you got fucking 50 cats when I'm over there, and we go, my god. He looks like the cat Lee and the Simpsons throw cats at people. I got turkeys now too. Got some turkeys. Start a feeding the neighborhood turkeys and now they just live in my yard. Who set that up? Did you set that up or did Iraq set that up? Iraq did.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Well, Iraq worked at Anthony Kumia's studio, a compound media, and I done Anthony show a few times and they were looking for more content and Iraq wanted to do a show. So I was like, hey, do you want to try it? Is it? Yeah. No, no, I didn't. I didn't set up the interview. Oh, with Kevin. Oh, he rocked it. Oh, he literally did not find out Kevin was on until like 10 minutes before I walked in. And I had no idea it was about he man, which he did give us an exclusive. Can you give it to us now? I probably can. I mean, it's out there. So it wouldn't be as exclusive. Well, it's live, that show.
Starting point is 00:07:05 So it's gonna be called She-Man, and he's gonna live in Castle Gaysco, because it's 2019, and everybody needs to be included. So I don't know if that dampened your enthusiasm, Q. Oh, sorry. We're only excited. Why, that you guys are making your own gay version?
Starting point is 00:07:23 No, we're not making it. Kevin is, that's the exclusive he gave us. Are you drunk on your own? I'm not doing that. I had the answer, text. So he's saying he's gonna make a gay? I think that's great. Yeah, you love it.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Yeah. I've never heard of it before, though. No, it's awfully homoerotic, but I don't think it's. Well, that's not said as a joke, but I thought they just did something recently like an incarnation, maybe. Oh, maybe. Oh, Shiraz has their own show in Netflix. I don't know what the political thing is. I'm not saying that as a joke, but I thought they just did something recently like an incarnation. Maybe Oh, she runs has around showing Netflix. I don't know what the political thing. Yeah, she was you know
Starting point is 00:08:03 Lies me in yeah, I hope so good. I think that's great. Yeah, that's not true That It's not going to be Scheman or Castle Gayschool, but I would watch that. I would watch that too, but I am excited to see what Kevin comes up with on this. It's a good fit, I think, actually. Was Kevin a big, uh, Mr. Zli universe guy growing up? Uh, he said that he was, but he was... He hit that for must, didn't he? Well, he brought it up a couple times on comic book, man. Did not really make it common knowledge amongst us
Starting point is 00:08:29 when we were friends, like just. Like, just. Yeah. But he said that most of the reason he doesn't talk about is because the other stuff he talks about still has current incarnations and current stuff. But he, man, is like, what am I going to say about him, man? Beside from like, nostalgic point of view, you know?
Starting point is 00:08:45 But he's seen that Noah he'll have a lot about it. Orko, I'm sure he was like an alien of some sort. No. Because it's not in this, it's an outer space or whatever, right? It's like another universe, it's not in a... Yeah, I believe it's another galaxy or something. There's like two planets is there. I can't remember where Skeletor lives.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Sketaurus is it? Oh, I forgot this. He's a Trolean. Kevin built his new Prince Adam haircut too. And that's how Intuitius. Do you remember the movie with Dolph Lunger? I only saw it like a couple of times. People had kind of a cult following.
Starting point is 00:09:30 It wasn't as bad as people, I thought it was gonna be. I think that's the new takeaway, right? Is it not as bad as you would think it would? Could you look at the pictures? You know, like, ooh. Yeah, but there was, you know, very little budget. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:43 They didn't come out like, wasn't really like a big release. It kind of came out and like under. It felt like they missed the train a little bit. It's weird how like your age grew, you know, like you guys versus us, how different that like, didn't watch him and don't care about wrestling. Don't care about Transformers. Don't care about Transformers or Voltron or I got hooked with consumers
Starting point is 00:10:06 Yeah, you're like we have our Voltron we have ours but it's just cool or no No, what planet apes? Mm-hmm. You think that's cooler than I never think that we Anything A bunch of monkeys running around the chair. Oh, yeah. He's been the Transformers? It's way, come on, man.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Bumblebee. So cool. He was one Transformer. And he was awesome. And who are the two little ones that were like pee and all over everything in the first movie? Oh, you're nan, that's like cannon. I'm going to do that.
Starting point is 00:10:43 We can look at some of the plan of the eight movies if you guys want. Oh, it's fun. How about escape? How about the Tim Burton one? All right. Speaking of movies. But I like plenty of the eights. I mean, you guys got me into plenty of the eights more than anything else.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I was never- Did. How so? No, because you guys over the years talked about and stuff like that. So I'd be like, let me check it out. Speaking of movies, what's your reaction? I'm sure you must be devastated to hear about Sony and Disney fighting over Spider-Man, Spider-Man leaving in the Marvel universe.
Starting point is 00:11:12 I have that pulled up right here. Will you join Jeremy Renner and Kevin in demanding? Well, Kevin's a vault. I saw Kevin was the second voice to jump in and be like, Sony, give it back to Disney or the MCU or I guess that's the change my outlook on this because I was just like who the fuck cares. That was who cares. You're sitting next to me.
Starting point is 00:11:33 It's a negotiating tactic and then I was just like, all right. Yeah, you're sitting next to a dude who definitely does not care and is like, wait, what's going on? I don't know What does that mean so wait so Disney? Can you spider man? No, not at all. I don't okay, so it's not like they can include him in some like ensemble cast movie But and Sony can't use anyone else. They can only use spider. Spiderman related characters. And it's okay. Like like Rhino and
Starting point is 00:12:11 villains and the story. Gotcha. So how does this go forward with the big what was it coming home or far from home? Oh, I think the big reveal. Oh, man. Oh, is that mean that now you got to start over and that's that story's done? I think you kind of do because those characters were age five. Remember they were in the snap and shit like that. So if they can't that's a weird thing not to reference in the rest of the movies. Do you think that they'll just come to some sort of agreement? Yeah. The outcry and the pressure.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Yeah. Too much too much heat to withstand. Sony will have to or somebody Sony or Disney will have to relent. They'll come to some cave. You think Disney caves? I think they both cave a little bit. They both cave. They have to.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Well, how would Disney cave? Because for my understanding, it's like they want Spider-Man and they're like, we'll pay for it, but that's it. Sony was getting 90% of the profits from anything, the Spider-Man movies. Right. And Disney now moving forward was like, okay, that agreement's over, now we want 50%. And Sony was like, no.
Starting point is 00:13:13 So, so Disney was like, all right, we're out. We were not gonna work with Spider-Man no more. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how well Sony is doing, so they may have to keep that property and be like, oh no, two people are fucking calling for a boy keep that property and be like oh no two people are fucking calling for a boycott. Oh I was more than two people. Well, how do you boycott Sony? Everybody with their fucking boycotts. Things aren't going my way. Let me boycott something or
Starting point is 00:13:35 someone. I mean we took a fucking like entitled Pussies man. The internet has to be. We want a spider man over here not over there. Let's throw our voice behind that fucking a hundred years ago their women who were like mother fucker We're gonna vote but today the fucking Amazon is on fire and and Brazil can't fucking afford to put it out Nobody cares. Nobody cares. The Jeremy renters out there with a fucking fire host No way But that's what's like Amazon's on fire I just ordered shit. That's funny. It really has.
Starting point is 00:14:14 You can't see movies that in your mind you're like I would like to see that movie. It's not even like it exists. But what part of the fan outcry are you guys saying is unjustified? It was not valid? Well, it's just like I'm all for making fun of everybody, but at the end of the day, don't we all? It doesn't sound like it anymore, Keir.
Starting point is 00:14:35 It sounds like it, there's a little bit. People are feelings. You know? I think you guys should think. I've made it about the start of his own company is afraid to go out on an element say that. Well, I can say if you don't drink beer, you'll fuck yourself.
Starting point is 00:14:49 That's a drink beer that I care about spider man as much as you do. No, but like, how is that in less silly than me getting upset about the Yankees? You're getting upset about the devil. It's all the same shit. That's a valid point. I was thinking.
Starting point is 00:15:04 I was, I agree. It's all fucking ret shit. That's a valid point. I was thinking so. I was, I agree. It's all fucking retarded. Sure. Well, there's the thing. And then you can make fun of it all, I guess. Yeah. If I'm going to get upset about a sports team, a player leaving or anything revolving around sports,
Starting point is 00:15:17 then I have to be able to just sit there and realize that people are going to get just as passionate about a fictional character. Here's a different, fictional universe. Here's a difference. They're like, let's say the devil's let a player go, that you're like, why would you let them go? Right, it's happened before.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Right, that directly affects your team in terms of future play. This really doesn't affect anything that is planned, right? Well, Spider-Man was a big part of the Marvel universe, the movies. So I'm sure people like, well, that build up, you know, it was like Avengers movies and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:15:54 He was two of that, three Avengers movies and two Spider-Man movies all in that. So that's their player, then, that's Spidey's their player and they're like, he got this other team of the stuff, like he was supposed to take over for Tony Stark It is happy Hogan's dating his aunt. There's a lot of storyline things at that and now just gonna get kind of a man another origin story won't hurt will it? This time Uncle Ben will live I would be something that would be the only way you can get you in right would people be angry? Yeah, really?
Starting point is 00:16:23 And he's black. He lives in the end. He's black yeah. Really? What the fuck are you kidding me? Andy's black. You live with Andy's black. People would be like, what the fuck? No. That's the movie I'd say. I think that at this point, there's nothing that Sony could do. If it, if Sony takes dirt toys and go and makes it run a Spider-Man, it doesn't matter how great that Spider-Man movie is, people are going to be pre-determined to hate it.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Well, it's going to be Venom right now. He's going to get the fight venom. That's the big thing. He's already done that in Spider-Man 3 with same reing me, right? Yeah, but nobody remembers that. How come? Because kids today weren't even alive, one, it wasn't good. All that matters is what's happened in the last five years.
Starting point is 00:16:56 It's out the world we live in. Five years, five minutes. How long is the Twitter feed list? Yeah, already, Kevin, Jeremy, Renner, don't give a shit about this. They've moved on. Who's Jeremy Renner? I guess he's in the movies. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:10 How did Kevin, Jeremy, Renner hook up? Oh, I don't think they did. Separate? I think. Yeah, separately. Like Jeremy Renner was yapping about it and then Kevin lent his voice to the same argument like the stinks and we're unhappy. Well, I mean, it's obviously huge news and it affects millions of people all over the planet.
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Starting point is 00:18:25 Okay, well, they're all fictional, yeah. Right, but it's not like an existing Star Wars planet. Like it's like Tatooine or Endor or Hawthorne anything. This is a fictional planet, and there are no classic Star Wars characters. It's all the new shit. In the Millennium Foggle? That is there, that is.
Starting point is 00:18:43 I got to have chewy. you got to chewy. I don't know. But if they're really focusing, no Darth Vader, no R2D2 and C3PO, it's all the new stuff. And the theory is, is because they don't want to pay Lucas because he still gets a little bit of money. Just pay Lucas. He's what nonsense. He's fucking hard-liners.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Maybe see what they do with Spider-Man? They're like, okay, we got this agreement with Lucas that if we use Characters he created he gets a portion of it But if we use the characters, but he's sold it flat out to them There's still a rumor out there that he has something in the contract that he gets for every toy sale or merchandising or theme park thing He's getting just give it to him. Just give it to me. But that's it. I mean, it could it be even stronger Ray. Could it get good? We're on a right?
Starting point is 00:19:27 We're on a right. We're on a right. Tilo Ren? Yeah. What's the name? No, kai loiingia behind. Because like that. Overdark Vader.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Not overdark Vader. No. Or Darth Vader's nowhere to be seen apparently. That's, there's no point to this. What are they doing? This is like making Harry Potter. He gives it fuck. We're sorry Potter.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Oh, we didn't put him in. Yeah, we are. You're like the weasel brothers, we got him over here. There's a goblin who appeared in the background. Yeah, that's the stupidest. It's really, really strange marketing. I mean, I love, I like BB8, I think he's a good fun of effective droid, but... I have a choice between the kings or...
Starting point is 00:20:00 Yeah, but if you're gonna go and spend all this money to get to Disneyland, and you're gonna carve out time to get there, but if you're gonna go and spend all this money to get to Disneyland and you're gonna Carb out time to get there and all you're seeing is the new crap I'm just shit. You didn't want to see in the movie That people are not have not fallen in love with at least I don't think they fall in love with that rose cosplayer comes out This has got those lips. She starts crying and telling me why I should fucking not have anything I have Yeah, that sounds great. What? The beer company remembered to come. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa That's what I should do. You sure you want to be the face of your company? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:47 So it's just corporate greed then. Like Disney's like we want every last dime. We don't want to pay you and we don't want to pay you. And Stanley's daughter was like, and they didn't want to pay me. I mean, they don't want to pay anyone, I guess. Disney, well, I guess it's all board members and people who, like you said, corporate greed. It's, oh, that's an all-boys down to.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Yeah, no one could have treated my father worse than Marvel and Disney's executives as Stan Lee's daughter, Julie. No, wait, wasn't she the one that was treating them really poorly and stealing from him? I'm not sure. Allegedly she has no one- So one person treated him worse than Disney.
Starting point is 00:21:20 So she's only defensive here. I guess so. She must be gotten a cut of this If it goes to stands estate. It seems like She's just from day one they have Commada Commada Commodified Commada Disci- I don't even know if this is spoke correctly. Commodity sized, Commodity sized, whatever. You know what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:21:45 My father's work had never shown him his legacy, never shown him or his legacy, any respect or decency. In the end, no one could have treated my father worse than Marvel and Disney's ex-experience. I have no, though. I mean, they, they, they, they, but if they own it, they immortalize those movies. I mean, they've made them, they trade them
Starting point is 00:22:02 with absolutely the most ultimate respect of the characters. And if you're not happy about the money you're making off of it, it's like that's the deal that was signed. Yeah, but like he didn't even own our grapes all over the place. So I understand Lee signed away those rights decades ago, right? Long ago, right? To be the, to be the, basically the mascot of Marvel in the 70s and the 80s. Yeah, I mean, if her point is like, fuck, I wish she had cut a better deal. I understand. I can't tell you how many ancestors I have.
Starting point is 00:22:30 I wish they cut better deals. I don't know. Is the world too greedy, Q? Yes. I think so. Why it takes so long to answer that? Because I want to really consider it from all angles. And I think in those three seconds,
Starting point is 00:22:45 I really were able to do that. I really did, yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha help meant to like get every last bit we can. I think it's down to fear right? Like you just want to be secure. So how more secure can like the fucking the people who sit on Disney's board be? Well they make a money they're gonna get chicken but also they not be making money. Well you just said Star Wars land is fucking empty. Oh you mean the no what'll happen is the the lose tons of money in that respect but but somehow they'll get a $90 million bonus at the end of the year because that's the way corporate America works right? Somehow they figured out.
Starting point is 00:23:33 They're gonna have to pay people. It's a whole fucking game. Well, there you go, man. It's greed. You better fucking study up on us when you're running your beer company. Yeah, you can tell your beer myster that like you you lost money, so you don't have to pay her. Rather just. Rather just should a kind of better deal for your myster. I actually give more money than than people ask for. I'm always like yeah. That's the kind of uh that's the kind of across the board. I'm gonna go see him coming in and negotiate a salary at you and be like oh I want to get X, Y, and Z. And you're like, how about X, Y, Z, and A? Yes, that's the idea.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Really, why? I find it like really like, I just think that she's like, no, I mean, XYZ when you're supposed to. You're caught all the way out. I think people, I think people like feel appreciated that way. And it's like, I always look at it like that percentage, that extra percentage of I'm giving them,
Starting point is 00:24:26 is it gonna change my life? Probably not, is it? Is this a new come to a moment? And you think, because I remember like, like you being like very like firm and like, you know, and being like, you want it to maximize. That was your, you want to maximize, maximize, maximize. Well, like, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:24:47 I'm not saying it bad, like, no, no, no, I mean, we're a very high. But the people that worked for us directly. Not working for us, but just, Well, that's what I mean, that's what I'm talking about. Like, things we would do, you were a very, you were, you were always the last one to go on board in terms of like, well, let's do it for this amount.
Starting point is 00:25:00 And you're like, well, we can do it for more. Right. You want, and you were, which is like, I respect you. Well, I mean, I don't think I was ever like, let's go, you're talking about valuing your own product and selling your products. That's different from how, because that, the consumer decides if they want to buy it. So that's not up to me, but like Cara,
Starting point is 00:25:18 who's running the beer company for me, like, if she gives me a number, it's like, to me, I just feel like, if I give her more than that, then right off the bat, she's feeling invested and appreciated. And I think she deserves it. So I mean, it might have been something I matured into because now, like, even like selling tickets for the event and stuff like that, me, I'm just like, I don't care about making money, make it as low as possible so that people can get in and stuff like that. And I didn't mean it in a way.
Starting point is 00:25:43 I just thought, you were very firm and you had like, and I, you know, I respected that aspect of this. I didn't mean you should value what you're selling too. You know what I mean? That's all that was. Oh, that was what a couple of years ago too. Did you see that trail of hundreds that fell out of his ass? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:58 He's just a, you know, where that came from. Yeah, that may have been a, that may have been a pre television cue. Um, probably. Yeah, probably. All right. I'm just saying, I mean, it's, I mean, that may have been a bit of a pre-television cue Probably yeah, probably All right, I'm just saying. I mean, it's I mean, that's just why you got to be in business Well, you might have been talking back like a vinyl cast one But that was when I was like boxing up and shipping a man Like fuck this I want more I've seen you like when you used to work at Viewerscue, like cutting up boxes and shredding paper, like you'd be in a windowless room all day,
Starting point is 00:26:32 you'd start looking your eye when you came out, when you left the sign place, you would have certainly looked at your eye. You had that look after those boxes. I was about to just find this one. And my parents boxed them up, I'm stacey box and I'm up Girl I was seen at the time box and I'm up it was like terrible But worth it. Hey, they shouldn't negotiate it a better deal your parents and you're right. You're all your old X's
Starting point is 00:26:57 You're right. You've got an army of X girl All right, get dumb horse Would you have it in you again today like we Like, let's do an old school signing and shipping. Like me and Walt come out. Wow. Time wise now. No, I probably just wouldn't do it. I'd be like, no, it's just not worth it.
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Starting point is 00:29:56 What do you think, little fat news? What do you think about a Weight Watchers app for kids? I think you got to reframe that as a health app for kids because I think people really take offense to the dieting community. Nowadays, they do. People got worked up about it. It appears people got worked up about everything.
Starting point is 00:30:17 So I'm just gonna assume that. That they got worked up about it. They've get worked up about an app, children. Yeah, this is called curb, I guess. Yeah, oh, curb-o. I thought it should be in cargo. It sounds like you're selling it. I know you're curving your appetite, but like,
Starting point is 00:30:36 cargo, well, like no, cargo will come and get you when you're sleeping. Like you create this middle-odd-er cold, like demon. At once. I like that. Yeah, it said it would offer its weight loss program for free to teens ages 13 to 17.
Starting point is 00:30:53 And it angered many parents as well as eating disorder experts who felt it could give a rise to be obsessive and unhealthy behaviors and adolescence. And then they just doubled down on August 13th, the company rolled out Kerbo by Weight Watchers, a free nutrition and weight loss app for kids as young as eight and up to 17. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,
Starting point is 00:31:14 everybody's mad. I don't know. Do they put forward a solution for childhood obesity? Or do they just don't shame them. That's the solution. That's what you got. That's in your toolbox right there. Just don't shame them.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I look around, I drop sage off to school and she's one of them kids that are too portly, too chubby, too sedentary, you know, too fat. They are too fat and you can't get like too fat. Oh, I'm too fat. You can't you When something is a reality you can't you know somebody's bullying your kid or teachers are like hey fat So of course you get upset by that
Starting point is 00:31:53 But if a company puts out an app and they're like hey, this is for kids who eat too much How could that possibly offend you if you especially if you're not gonna use it for your kid because because you're online and you need to show people I've been preaching this for three years now. Stay offline, none of this. Weight watches will never bother you. Ever. Weight watchers? Nothing, nothing will bother you. Except for real life problems that, you know, everybody encounters in the day to day. I'm doing a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:32:18 I'm doing a lot of things. I'm doing a lot of things. I'm doing a lot of things. I'm doing a lot of things. I'm doing a lot of things. Weight watches will never bother you ever. Weight watchers? Nothing, nothing will bother you. Except for real life problems that everybody encounters in the day to day. I'm doing weight watchers right now. That's really fucking worth it.
Starting point is 00:32:32 And I thought I would do it. Pam was a big weight watcher's advocate in the 70s into the 80s. And she had like this little pad, she would write shit down on. And a scale, I remember this little white scale, she would weigh shit out. This bread slicer, you could take one slice of bread and like, cut it into two.
Starting point is 00:32:49 So I'm gonna go over kill. Kevin's even a two, right? I don't believe so, yeah. That's his big thing, he's an ambassador. So there's a stigma though, you're like, what am I gonna have a fucking Tupperware party next? You know, like, that's the shit Pam did. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:04 And the 70s into the 80s. It's working, look at you. Look great. Yeah. It was like count points and shit. Equated with the phrase weight watchers is equated with, um, mothers and like old, well, like, yeah, I mean from in my time. Yeah, I didn't know any dads who are on weight watchers, plenty of moms. But the results aren't more important than the your being perceived as hip or cool. No, I don't think that's anyone's perception
Starting point is 00:33:34 of me. Although not true, not true. I'll bring that up later. But you're worried, but you're saying that like you're personally personally, it's just a weird thing. Yeah, because it also never seemed to work for her, like as much as she... Well, I mean, she may have been like cheating a little bit. Oh, you think? Yeah, maybe slicing a little bit more off the bread than she should have. Yeah, she's like three quarters of a slice, instead of half a slice. What's your callering grill right now?
Starting point is 00:34:02 But yeah, it seemed like she was forever on it, and it never really worked. But this thing with the app, it's pretty easy. And you're not as starving as you think you would be. And this is why I might work for these kids, because it does like in the beginning of the day, you were like, okay, I got 32 points of the guy. I'm not gonna eat a candy bar for 10 fucking points. Third all day, I worth it.
Starting point is 00:34:23 It's nice when you go to the end of the day, you have like 10 points left and you're like, oh, good. And you're just like, get in there and have like a candy bar. Uh, no, I still don't do that. You won't. Yeah. I'm not doing that until the cruise. I'm not going to eat poorly. Well, no, we're doing something soon. So I'm probably going to fall off the way a little bit. Well, yeah, it's understandable.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Sure. So, I don't see it as, if it's a parent who's going to make their kid feel bad, they're gonna make them feel bad regardless. Whether there's a fucking app or not. Well, you don't care about what? You don't care about Weight Watchers App's and Kids. Your kids are thin and they're out of school already. Well, I don't care. I don't buy that anybody should be more worried about like the name Weight Watchers having a... You're still thinking of me being stigmatized. Yeah, I don't get that. You know, that that's a mean seems very frivolous and way too. Like, well, yeah, that's why I did it and I'm talking about it.
Starting point is 00:35:36 So I guess the perception of me being cool is out the window. As I cut that out. If your girlfriend tells you that you're a cool guy, is that like your mom telling you're a cool guy? And has Debbie Flanagan ever told you that you're cool? You are a sleepy motherfucker. You got zero energy, bro. I just don't think, yeah, I don't get it from all angles. I understand I just don't think, yeah, I don't look at it from all angles, I understand. I don't think, yeah. You're three seconds or up. I don't think you can really take what your girlfriend
Starting point is 00:36:13 tells about you. That's like very unhealthy though. Would it, would it just be like? I, I subscribe to your philosophy. And she gets pissed because I'm like, she's like, you never believe anything, I say. But that logic doesn't make sense. She's, she's with you. So believe anything, I said. But that logic doesn't make sense. She's with you.
Starting point is 00:36:25 So wouldn't the assumption be that she thinks? I mean, so like, her, she's got blinders on. She doesn't see all the things he does that aren't cool. But, wait, why do you have hiding? I'm like, but she thinks he's cool. But who cares? Like, she needs to know. But I think she's, I think she ignores,
Starting point is 00:36:43 he willfully ignores anything that in her mind will put a chink in that armor that he's not, oh, hey, a racist, that he's not cool. I just think that she will refuse to acknowledge that, oh my God, I just saw him. I just saw the way he moved or did something or he moved. Oh, my God. And he's not cool. But she will never admit it to herself because she's only. But I mean, I was all in at this point.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Yeah, but you know, you gotta be. But I don't think cool is like you've got to be 100% always, like is it like you gotta be always cool? Well, even the fonts that got diarrhea sometimes, like you got took a shit. That's what I knew. That's what I'm saying. You never saw it, but what I'm saying is like,
Starting point is 00:37:29 I think it's like more of a ratio than like 100%. Like this guy's fucking cool. Didn't the fonts do stupid shit? I don't know if we should use the fonts as the litmus test. I think that was it, because that was a cartoon character basically. So who's that cool guy? Like I would look at somebody like George Clooney say and I'd be like
Starting point is 00:37:47 He seems like a pretty cool guy bought a bunch of his friends motor cycles. They went on a tour of Italy Yeah, but the part that's not so cool is one is like ragging on you to save Darfur or whatever the fuck It's like a right pick someone besides Jagger Jagger Jagger didn't he sleep with his friends wife and shit like that And rock star right that's not cool. He did shit. That's worse But my but you're making your false equivalency what I'm saying is he did shit that wasn't cool and he's still cool Johnson did he fucking what's that video he made with David Bowie? That's an awesome video That's an awesome video. I wouldn't argue with that, but I would say it's not cool. Why? Are you fucking getting me? Are you a Bowie fan? Yeah, I like Bowie.
Starting point is 00:38:30 I like Jagger fan. Probably more of a Jagger fan than a Bowie fan. How could you not look at that and just be like how? Talk about Dancing in the Street. How? Oh my god. How fucking kitschy is that? Now they were fucking. They didn't think that I was you. You're out of your mind. out of your mind your fucking bad asses and And guys are on the cutting edge of fashion. Yep, and music didn't know that they're winking at the camera And be like let's just fuck with all these asses. Not at all. I know they know crazy So you know at the time in fucking whatever year it was 1985 1984 I knew I was like on man. you're having a laugh at all the
Starting point is 00:39:06 fuck of people who are gonna be like, oh my god, they're limbrasted or whatever. Limpbrasted. I'm not sure I'm buying this. Why? You are kind of a video that's what I'm gonna call you. Yeah. These are fucking gods in the rock industry, right? For sure. So you don't think that they realize that they were gonna do put out something so kitschy and so ridiculous and just laugh all the way to the bank? No. I think they thought they were awesome in that moment.
Starting point is 00:39:36 I don't know. I think you don't give those geniuses enough credit. But either way, like they slumped on a 14 year old, what I'm saying is like they did shit that wasn't cool And they're still cool. I never fucked a 14 year old don't even point at me. No I don't I want there has been no mistake. Yeah, everybody brides loved the bisman Leo As far as you know my boy is cool people do on cool things. Sometimes for instance, this. So you have to do it. Great song, by the way. Okay, what was wrong
Starting point is 00:40:14 with it? You think that he. I mean, this is corny as shit. Oh, that's it. That's a, that's a rock. Right. Right. rock guard That's a cool guy What makes you think I don't look like that? I'm gonna cut his head to his box. It's just auction Look at that. He's like a cat dude These are two fucking drug addicts. Yeah, these are two Eagle mainly Agotistical drug addicts. He was on drugs to my point is okay people do on cool things. Look, I think...
Starting point is 00:40:46 Look at these guys. They're outprancing each other. They are capering about like nobody's listening. And I love these two. Like I love these two. Their music's changed my life. But this is a fucking mystery. I know and it's a lot.
Starting point is 00:41:01 How long have I known you have ever been that close to you ever? I did that once in a bar in New Orleans But this is probably they have one free night They got one free night. They can't really get into a really crazy in-depth video So they got like what can we do like I don't know like let's do something that totally you cannot wear that shirt Which one that green shirt any number of things I You cannot wear that shirt. Which one that green shirt? There's any number of things that get it out there.
Starting point is 00:41:24 That's a 85, that's a fucking chess king. I mean, he also raised 90 pounds with his belt cinch so tightly. But you're gonna sit there, I know you're a good guy. You're a good friend. But you're gonna sit there and tell me, you don't think his girlfriend is completely and a hundred percent in on making him think that he's not old and cool at the same time.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Well, I don't know if right. I don't understand why you're maybe helped me in the same way of saying that because I think she's all in, but I think the reason she's all this because she thinks he's cool. But he's I also told her it was 35. He's cool at times, but the deal is it like he's the coolest. Well, that's my point. Even the coolest people are not cool all the time. That's my point.
Starting point is 00:42:10 I know point was she like, you're the coolest guy I've ever known or even know. I don't think she's gonna say that right now. She don't think you, if you text her right now, who's the coolest person you? Oh, please do that. Yeah. What would you, who would you consider the coolest person you've ever known? You know she's gonna say you. All right, we'll see. I'll find out. Could be a guy or girl. Could be your mom. Who's the coolest? And we don't have to ask her. We don't have to ask you if you think she's
Starting point is 00:42:39 cool and if she thinks her mom is the coolest person she's ever known. Um, well that's a difficult question to ask because it's like who's the, who's the coolest person you've ever known? Personally known. Personally? Yeah. So I've ever known? Mm-hmm. It's all right if you say.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Wow. It's all right if you say me. I'm not gonna, I mean it's probably Windorf. Windorf? Yeah. Yeah. That dude's cool. He dude's cool cool guy. Yeah, it's fucking you know It's bright some amazing music it does you know, he's not like a slave to He's a big drugie We don't know that he what you know he said it himself
Starting point is 00:43:21 I don't know I think he was just saying that to like to kind of like himself. I don't know. I think he was just saying that to like to kind of like him up his rock rock. Oh, like Marybeth is doing for me. No, I never really says what they mean. Let's see. I might go a Moser. All right, I'll let you read it. Moser's pretty cool. Yeah, I think he might be the coolest guy I have on that. So Mary Beth has confirmed that she's the coolest person that would be you with a little happy face. No, that's nice. It is nice. But again, I believe it's just like here,
Starting point is 00:43:55 like if you ask Tex Pam, I think she's gonna say the same thing back as Mary Beth said. Okay, let's talk to Pam now. She's gonna save me or Josh Grobner or something. Yeah, she might say Josh Grobner. There's nothing wrong Groben. There's nothing wrong with having that kind of person. That's what you're saying. You're calling your corner? Yeah. But don't, but don't get sit there and make it like get your head big and think that you
Starting point is 00:44:14 truly are the coolest person on the planet or something because your girlfriend said it. Yeah, I think I sort of framed it like, is it the same as your mom telling you your school? I thought it was just scepticism. I'm like, I think I'm in agreement with you. And he's like, you know, you're not cool at all, right? What do you do? That's cool. Do you jump around and fucking pants are just a way size of 24? But if she keeps feeding you this fucking minuerto, you could not hate myself. Can you imagine? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Starting point is 00:44:48 Ah! Alright, like, finish this text of Pam, who's the coolest person you've ever known? You think she says Edgar? And if she says Edgar, does that mean that totally proves your theory beyond the shadow of the bad guy? If she does say Edgar, I'm'm gonna want her to cite examples. Yeah, I need to hear that. Did you know anybody who had the cool parent?
Starting point is 00:45:16 Because a cool parent was usually just really like when you think back it was the irresponsible parent. The one who wanted to be their kid. It was the physically attractive any responsible parents that were the cool parents. Right. Yeah. Like in Mean Girls, like Amy Poler is the cool mom who's constantly drinking and giving kids drinks.
Starting point is 00:45:34 I had my friends parents were all like terrible, horrible example. Like they were sad. Just sad. Yeah, they're just sad adults everywhere around me as a child. Nobody seemed happy. I don't want to. Just say it. Yeah, and we're just sand adults everywhere around me as a child. Nobody seemed happy. I don't want to like, you know, work.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Oh my god, Pam, what fun again. Never sure if I answered it. I don't want to like paint a picture or anything, but I guarantee you my youngest daughter would say that like a baller parents who was the coolest, I think she would say. Yeah. And my irresponsible or good looking. I think you're good looking. Oh, thank you, Hugh. I wouldn't, I don't think anybody would say. Yeah. And not irresponsible or good looking. I think you're good looking. Oh, thank you, Hugh.
Starting point is 00:46:06 I wouldn't, I don't think anybody would be like that guy's gross. Oh, thank you. But I, I don't know. There's no that is so far lying between like you're good looking and like, oh my god, I have to overt my eyes. But I mean, I think though that like I think I've, uh, able to achieve that. Well, it's got his group. He's not let him fucking fool.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Yeah, but I think I've been able to get with my youngest my always would not say that I don't think but you they she'll hold on to that or that's going to she she's up that age I think it's I think it's now it's it's set like she realizes that I could text her you think she would say it yeah I'd be interested in it she's on a cruise she might not get the text I must definitely know well it's on a cruise. She might not get the text though. Almost definitely not. All right. Well, it's police a bad cue. Yeah. We can go to mybookie.com to see what Alicia says.
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Starting point is 00:48:01 All right, that's it. That was a quick ad. Yep. Blue through it. Pam Johnson. Her's it. That was a quick head. Mm-hmm. Yep. Blue through it. Uh, Pam Johnson her answer it. Oh What what? I am Johnson with the smiling emoji. You're a thousand. You're cool. You're cool. I just don't you know what I'm here. My I think my job is to always like ground you though. That's what I try to do.
Starting point is 00:48:25 So, you definitely cool, but I don't want you. I don't want you. I don't want you to know a better man for the job. I've been doing it since 1977. Oh, wait, really? She's texting. Why? Oh, she writes why.
Starting point is 00:48:36 She writes Brian Johnson. I mean, oh my God. If she writes Brian Johnson, this is the last episode of Tellmsteev. I wish it was. It will never get better than that to end the entire run. Tell her you can even include me in those parents. I wrote just wondering, she's suspicious.
Starting point is 00:48:56 She knows something that's not for no reason. She's a lot of crews. I'm in the middle of the ocean. Why is he asking me this question? How's it going being alone, by the way? It's gotta be like, you gotta be the middle of the ocean. Why is he asking me this question? How's it going being alone by the way like it's gotta be like you gotta be the end of this it's yeah It's it stopped being like Not even like just adventurous, you know like on on the Sunday the first Sunday novel to you Yeah, because I was home completely home alone like didn't have to come to work didn't have anything to do
Starting point is 00:49:21 Yeah, so that meant got up around 7.30. Let the dogs out. And then I realized, I was like, wow, so I may not talk to anybody until 1.30 in the morning, when I probably go full, full of sleep later. So it was like that long of just like, took a nap. Sounds great. One day, the one day is pretty good. Just watch TV. But at the end of the day, I was just like, oof, this could get really boring. It hasn't, I mean, are there any options? Could I call a childhood friend to hang out? I brought it up several times.
Starting point is 00:49:55 I didn't want to call you because I knew your brother was down. I figured if you were going to, if you wanted to do something, you would have called me because I knew your brother was down, Eric was down. So I wasn't going to be like, take it and like, Hey, I know I have, I know we, well, when did they get back? This is the first time I've had this opportunity.
Starting point is 00:50:11 I wasn't going to be like, well, drop your brother and come with me. What when do they come back? Sattering, not tomorrow, but Saturday. Oh my God. Another week. No, no, not tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Well, the luck would have it. Eric left yesterday. So, yeah, won't hang it out either Friday or, yeah, well, the luck would have it Eric left yesterday So yeah, well, hang it out either Friday or yeah, I guess Friday would be it to come back Saturday Yeah, it's do or die tomorrow. I'll let you know when I mean throw me a text. Let me let me know what's going on Well, it's gonna hang out with his with a pretty cool guy Do you do you? Put much stock and like do you want to be known as cool? No, it doesn't no
Starting point is 00:50:51 I would rather be no No, it's cool as the like a fuck up or like eccentric as as a or then a fuck like I would not like to be known as a fuck up I don't think I am anymore But if someone's like, he, he's a cool guy. He depends on the person. Like if their their estimation of me actually matters, then yeah, I would. So, like, I'm talking about little things that could color you as not being cool to like acquaintances or people you know. Will you keep certain things back so you don't appear as to be not cool. Like I have an example today. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:27 A friend, a guy who helps us out with the Patreon was in town and he found out that I am looking for a certain CD and then asked me, are you listening to this group? Because we were driving around together and he me, are you listening to this group? Because he, we were driving around together. And he said, are you listening? Because I could hear it. He said behind me because we were, we're bringing boxes of merch back to my house. So it's loud. Blasting the Partridge family. I was like, yeah, actually, I look up for a CD. He said, you can help me find it. I can't find it anywhere, I said.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Okay, so it's not lost in your house. No, no, no, no. But I didn't, I wasn't worried that he wouldn't think I was cool, I didn't care. It's like, it's not important to me at all the thing too, but a younger me would have been like, no, I'm not fucking listening to Puppet's family. Oh, with this heat, no, definitely, I would not care.
Starting point is 00:52:22 I wouldn't crank the partridge family, like that's not on any playlist Credit he like he came we came back to the stage and he started making calls and I over here like hey man I'm looking for the CD partridge family is called missing pieces because yeah, yeah, you'll check your mother's stash. Okay, thanks It's like I'm calling someone for Pressing books or something your mother's stash? Okay, thanks. It's like I'm calling someone for week. Resort books or something. So like, so that's what the guy, like a guy he called
Starting point is 00:52:51 that's in into music and albums, right? Yeah, he was like, I'll check my mother's stash to see if, to see if she has it. Right. And I was just like, I don't care. It's not important to me. I don't care what the, uh, what, what did you think there would be some sort of fallout? I mean, if he's that eager to help and I know no, no, no, but I just say like I'm not like I But I mean it could be really some bad bad on cool points, right? It could be I mean well
Starting point is 00:53:15 Here's the thing everybody they know you and that's what makes you cool is that you don't give a shit About cranking the part your family to us Not to the public at large. There's no school kid walking by me and like, what a cool guy. Like, you don't see cool guys like that around much anymore. Just doesn't care cranking the worst gayest shit. That's not even really a song.
Starting point is 00:53:43 It's kind of like just a little bit more jingle. It's better crafted to you, I think. I think it's probably well done. Yeah, I mean, this is not me. This is the teen Yeah, girls that are like, oh, how is he still alive? Look at Yeah, but last night like there's but that Is an example of me not caring, but there would be there might be other examples where I wouldn't like allow something to be seen or heard or I would do in front of you. It really is there's different levels, but like what's an example of that that you think would make you
Starting point is 00:54:16 Uncool like obviously like you wouldn't want to fucking take a piss in front of someone But I'm talking that you would be like you're saying things you wouldn't want to do in front of other people So like something cool would that be something that would make you one cool? I thought that like, you know what? He's really uncool, though. And I don't think is real. Any TV or movie where two guys are like, we have to piss. And they stand right next to each other talking like in the history of pissing in public. Have you ever stood back?
Starting point is 00:54:40 Not unless I was doing it for a joke. If you're not doing it for a joke, I don't think it happens in real life. Right. Um, I, you know, I don't even remember, oh my God, I, at this advanced age though, I had to pull over and take a, my first public piss and probably be like about 40 years. I mean, I don't even remember the last time I had to do it, but I had to do it when I was driving a Walmart one day. Oh, yeah, I just I couldn't even wait. I had to pull over and go behind a tree.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Oh, what where was it like on the parkway? No, it was just on the back roads to Walmart. I couldn't even make it to Walmart. One test silver. Couldn't even make it. It's not making the Walmart, yeah. I don't know, you think that's old man shit. It has to be, right? It's possible. It's been making a while, yeah. I don't know, you think that's old man shit. It has to be, right?
Starting point is 00:55:26 It's possible. It's possible. Has it happened again? No. Maybe I just had too much to drink. Yeah, I like it. I like it. Too much water intake.
Starting point is 00:55:34 So when you look down and you got a fucking stain all over your crotch, you got to worry, bud. Yeah. You've accepted it and you look down, you've got a diaper. That's cool. But there's something, like let's say it got to a point where you're like, God damn it, can't control my bladder. I gotta wear these like, do I?
Starting point is 00:55:50 Okay, yeah, would that be something I'd want? Like if I was like me and this guy, we were moving boxes and I bent over and he saw my diapers. That's the thing. That would be strong. That would be, I was depends well too. That would be something I definitely would try to keep from...
Starting point is 00:56:08 You were one of the... Like I don't care about my music selection of Blastin' like Keith Partridge at the top of the... At a 10 on my... On my... On my Prius. But him, CMY, it might depend. I would be...
Starting point is 00:56:20 I would be very upset. Uh-huh. Yeah, I don't know why, I guess that's just like Vanity. Well, I mean, it's vanity on a very understandable level. And also, it's just embarrassing, man. Why? Because you're addressing your pending mortality. At this age, you're like, all right, things are going to start to fall apart at a more accelerated rate. I was really hoping pissing my pants wasn't going to be like, by the time I'm 53.
Starting point is 00:56:46 So, I think even when you're older, like you could be 80 and if you're like, oh my God, I piss my pants. It's never a good time if you piss your pants unless you're a baby or senile. Do you think me on D should look into doing like the older people, you know, these that like like granny panties? Well, you know, was it like the panties, like the, or the pants that absorb leakage? Oh, like making me undies disposable diapers?
Starting point is 00:57:15 Yeah. At a motel, I don't know if, yeah, that seems not, that seems cost prohibitive. You think that's not the image a company would want to definitely not. I think you're either in the fucking cool hip underpants game or the adult diaper game, but like, you don't cross over at any point. I don't think.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Right? I mean, I remember, like, my grandmother when she got much older, she was like, gas issues and stuff. You know, she'd be like fart and shit. And then one time is the worst. Like this makes my stomach turn even thinking about it. But like in the early 90s, I lived at her house and she was always having accidents and shit, you know, either in her chair on the floor in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:58:00 And sometimes you might walk into an incident. And one time I went in there and I washed my face and I grabbed the towel to dry it. Not knowing that apparently she had mopped up her own piss with it. She hung it back on. She just put it on the counter. Maybe she forgot it or something. Yeah grandma's pissing. That's not great. That's not great. Move. But it all. On a scale of one to ten. Where do you put yourself on a cool meter though?
Starting point is 00:58:28 We know Mary Beth put you at a 10. Where do you put yourself though? I would say I'm pretty high. But again, cool. Do I like cool people's perception of like whatever people think cool me. You're own. You're own. My own perception.
Starting point is 00:58:43 I would put me. I would put me at an eight. Wow. That's pretty high. Yeah, because I feel like I'm fairly. There's not a lot of room for improvement there. Hey, but there's some. That's what makes me cool. Handle things though, the cool way though. Like you seemingly just like act like a two-year-old
Starting point is 00:59:00 when things don't go your way. Well, not cool temper, but I'm taught like the like just that's like that's how you sort of laid back. like a two-year-old when things don't go your way. Well, not whole temper, but I'm talking like the, like, just like, just how you sort of laid back and different. You're persona that you put out to people is like, well, fuck, if a waitress brings over a fucking, a cup that has two ice cubes instead of three, he's going to throw a hissy fit.
Starting point is 00:59:17 How can, how can he be cool though? No, no, no, because I'm not. Because when people treat me like an asshole, that's when I respond in kind. Well, you're supposed to be a sea lion now I'm not that supposed to be over. I know. I know I see lying somebody the other day and then I lost it with another person So working progress. Yeah, I Roman all that
Starting point is 00:59:38 I need more than a day Yeah, I'd say an eight. That is very, very high. Let me tell you, I got a text from Q a little bit better than a month ago that was so sweet and so thoughtful and so loving and pointed towards like, you're a cool guy. Okay. Did say the word cool, but everything in the sound was like, yeah, that it was basically just saying that you were the coolest guy not the coolest that no point did he say that I look I'm with Mary Beth I think he's all in I'm all in on this guy
Starting point is 01:00:15 too late now I stayed too much to I would I would agree with his number. I'd give him like a seven eight. Yeah. What do you think is keeping him from being a 10? Huh. He's got a little bit of wasted talent going on. Like he's a really good writer and he doesn't write enough. I don't find wasted talent cool man. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's why I wish we did video on every single if you would see in his expression. It was the best. Hold on, uh, straight from the Atlantic Ocean.
Starting point is 01:00:56 Yeah. My daughter has weighed in and she's going to say, I'll go with you. Whoa. I mean, there's only four words you can say after reading that. I knew it. That's three. Oh, no, you're ready to kill it. Yeah, are you? No, no, okay. I'll go on. All right. So if he's in he's an eight. Where am I? Yeah, What do you think? What do you put yourself? You look in the mirror and you say to yourself,
Starting point is 01:01:27 I am a solid cool meter. I have to do some math here. Hit TV show. Well, you have retired firefighter, owns a beer company. Your wardrobe is... Friends with a supper cool guy. I'm sure you could...
Starting point is 01:01:42 Pack is cool. Your wardrobe, cool. Well could pack his cool your wardrobe cool Well only in the way of like I dress for me now, so that in itself is pretty cool. Yeah, I would I don't know if you would look at me And be like that's a fuck cool floral charity's got on right now, but maybe okay Tough number Probably give myself a Six six so you're only one step above me to like in the middle of the range though then I think the average person is around a five He's he's being
Starting point is 01:02:13 What's a word? Self deprecating no, not even self deprecating. He's being humble not shumble. Yes. Thank you. I can see the I get see the argument for higher But I give him a nine Yeah, that is fucking close to perfection As he is I'm all you've seen me at a boring statuses. I have but I've also seen you and there's one thing I always envy to about him. He just mentioned it briefly a little bit ago talking about New Orleans and briefly a little bit ago talking about New Orleans. And we, like I remember we were in early 2000s, we were at a bar in New Orleans and I was standing in the back
Starting point is 01:02:51 and I'm like just watching the show and watching people. And I see him up front with a guy, he had kind of just met their drunk, they're having a great time. Red-headed young man. And was it a Van Halen song? The Q-Mine. I forget the song. I almost positive it a Van Halen song? The Kee-Monger? I forget the song.
Starting point is 01:03:06 I almost positive it was Van Halen song. And I look and he's gone by that they have each other by the back of the neck. And they're like, they're doing a ball we in it. Yeah. That's what I said before. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Not looking longingly into each other's eyes. This is more like Masha rockin' out. Who's rockin' out, bro? Drone rockin' out type stuff. I'm a lit-up guy, he's today. And I've always envied that. His ability to just jump in and not give a shit about not looking cool in front.
Starting point is 01:03:30 No, it's not. It's gonna like show that. You're even better at it. No, I mean like on the I.J. cruise, like, I know you're performing, but performing or not, when that translates into something else, that is non-I.J. related. I think you gotta take that out of it though.
Starting point is 01:03:44 So you think Brian Johnson's cooler than you? do yeah, okay. Yeah, what about me? Here's the town steve I want I You're not gonna believe it if you're six. He's a seven. Yeah What am I done now taking it like taking consideration all the things I'm not an off-bearing. I was an eight Right, he gave me an 8. I think he was seven. I said seven eight. Yeah, I grew with my I would I would not argue an eight I don't do I don't party No, and you guys still do the party and yeah, sure Yeah, I agree with my I would I would not argue in eight. I don't do I don't party
Starting point is 01:04:28 No, and you guys still do the party and Yeah, sure I don't like to go out and do social things Right Yeah, but you know, I'm very judgmental Yeah, but you're listening negatives like I like that you're I like how much you love your family. I like I Think it's cool that you're fucking so with the comics and stuff like that. You don't waste talent.
Starting point is 01:04:48 Like I think that you're talented guy, and I've seen you improve your craft. You're one of the funniest guys I know. I don't know, man. And aside from his wife, he really doesn't answer to anyone. He does his own thing. He dresses the way he wants to dress. He acts the way he wants to act.
Starting point is 01:05:02 If he's not into something, he's like, I'm not into it, I'm not doing it. And there's no cajoling him or coaxing him or coersing him. He's like, I just don't want to do it. Yeah, I think you're hearted yourself, bro. Like he's his own person, you know? Yeah. You know that people, you know, right?
Starting point is 01:05:18 Number? I'm going to put you to like a six. Six. I'll put you right there with me. I want an unbiased opinion. I want the I want a guy who knows all three of us. Who you paid? No I want I want him to come in and tell it tell us who is the coolest of the three radace of at one two and three. And then also like maybe later on not against
Starting point is 01:05:43 each other but we can do a poll is this person would you consider this person cool and then we'll see how we stack up with the listeners because we don't know how cool we are to them to listeners yeah let me just go to Reddit you'll see exactly how cool you are to them maybe I don't want to see that pole. Yeah. I think you want to stick with me every bad, very bad, too. I see all the emails. Why do these people sing this? Come over to the mic.
Starting point is 01:06:15 You've been listening for how long? It's like close to the beginning. Is he close enough to the mic? Am I close enough to the mic? Very good. No pressure. Early on, early days. No pressure though, but who do you consider? Is he close enough to the mic? Am I close enough to the mic? There we go. You're good. No pressure. Early on, early days.
Starting point is 01:06:27 No pressure, though, but who do you consider in order of coolness? What's the order? And this is a cool guy. He would be considered a cool guy. I've got a solid look. When my daughter was taken over the merch, I said the guy that it's gonna be helping us He's very very cool. She's a little make some cool. It's like like got tats I said he's got he wears a hat like like
Starting point is 01:06:55 I said he's got who the hell is that? And he's got these earrings I said like the game those big earrings I said he's he's all about like cool I said, yeah, I think we're gonna be all right. I said I mean I said he's he's all about like cool I said yeah I think we're gonna be all right I said I mean I think he's a sissy you're thinking school my wife would not say I'm cool your wife would not say all right but what do you say about TSD in order of coolness where do you put who do you put it three three yeah we're going and this is sending order my opinion or based on everything that I would only own your opinion your opinion See this is this is a little bit more I think I know I know that I got the rest of the world
Starting point is 01:07:40 Proceeds I think rather than we're so close to each other it's hard to I Do agree with that because I look at you guys And I'm impressed with you guys even after all these years, so yeah, this is rough. I don't know Q as well As I know you've been Brian, but you know, but I know but I know I'm from yeah sure from listening Okay Number three number three. I'm gonna go with cute I agree with her. I do agree with him. So let me make some such a nerd For not you know why not give us reasons as why we should stop hanging out with it
Starting point is 01:08:16 So when we deliver the news Who's number two? No wait, wait back up on cue a little bit first like yeah, like what what is it? You're not gonna make a man's or why he's never worse. Like, that's not cool. That's not cool. It's like to make him like say why you put him at number three. If I'm number two, I want to know why I'm at number two. There's one reason as to like what is it that makes because you don't know him.
Starting point is 01:08:41 Well, do do do do do this first and then do it. We can read this. It's a why he feels that way. It might make it am I making it easier if I have to do a list you're making me do a list So I'm gonna Three two one What was it? You're yeah, well would be the a lot of people agree with that But that's only because you're making me do a list it really it would be like it would be you didn't ask me I would have never said that it'd be like yeah
Starting point is 01:09:08 All around at 8.5 truthfully, but if I had to a list That's where all right now I don't even care why Q isn't the coolest why is what Well, I think in this in in my, what makes you cool is not everything that you do, but your outlook on life and what you do. I've never been to an Applebee's and seen somebody just order a burger, just the bun. And the bun is only the carrying case for the burger. The bun is not being eaten, only the burger is being eaten. And he gives no fucks about it. Let me tell you something after watching that for 40 plus years. It's not cool anymore.
Starting point is 01:09:51 Also the partridge family thing, the album he's looking for isn't just a partridge family album. It's like the way the songs were on the show. So that's a very specific like audio file type cool factor. Even my buddy has to listen to it on one speaker and one speaker. Kids are stopping with their studio file. I'm sorry I have to dismiss the guys opinion. No, no, no, but that's a cool that's a little cool factor. But you guys can Brian do to get to my level. Ditch the buns I guess. Listen to obscure crummy music. Yeah, yeah. Find some crummy 70s music. Yeah, I've got no advice for me or a poor cue. No, I think you guys are all I think you guys are all great.
Starting point is 01:10:41 Hmm. This is a man who's nervous right now. Yeah. I mean, I'm on the roof. I mean, I got to appreciate the, the wear with all to pick the guy who sings your checks. That's the coolest. I got to, you know, I do appreciate that. I like that angle. Yeah, I mean, I think though, if if you if Tommy were to pick you at
Starting point is 01:11:06 number one I know it's crazy but I would think that would me be more meaningful than Mary Beth. Oh yeah strangely enough. Right isn't it? Yeah but since he didn't. I guess I'll just have to stick with Mary bad. You remember two, though. Number two, yeah. You were too late, bad. First loser. Not the worst.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Everybody remembers number two. Silver ain't bad. I mean, you walked out of that Patreon meeting pretty gangster, so I mean, that was pretty epic. After making fun of all the exact same stuff, everybody. That's a rocket print. You dropped the grenade and walked out. See, I would put you there more than me.
Starting point is 01:11:47 Would be the way that I would put it, but I don't argue with this with the way he's perceiving it. I understand why. I got to, I might be inclined to agree. I do, I like, I like you, man. I like who you are. I know. Hit me square.
Starting point is 01:11:59 Like I said, anytime that I, anytime that like I said, I always feel like just don't want you to get like that head to get super big I don't see that happening and I'm glad there's a guy like you to keep you in check The universe wasn't enough. Yeah, childhood wasn't enough Tell him Steve Dave Dave.

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