Tell Em Steve-Dave - #419: Silver Ain’t Bad
Episode Date: September 10, 2019Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?...
Transcript
Discussion (0)
It's never a good time if you piss your pants money so you don't have to pay her. Rather just... Rather just should a kind of better deal for your mixture.
Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave.
I think I scared Lady at the pharmacy today.
Last week I went in, she works there, she's an old lady like
older I guess, like mid 60s.
Unless we got a shirt on, that I've worn on, that I wore on CompoCmanet, it's a TV, it's a 666 on it and has like some, the 7 Deadly Sins. Yeah, I know the shirt.
And when she saw it, like I saw her face
change. She's a God-fearing woman, maybe. Not maybe. She let me know immediately that she's like,
oh, six six. I don't like that. And I was like, no, why not? She's like, oh, it's just that's bad news.
She's like, why are you wearing that? And I said, well, it's not really about devil.
I said, it's about TV being evil
and causing all these sins.
And she really wanna hear that explanation.
She was like, okay.
That was your fork tongue talking.
She knew that Satan had you and was just telling her,
it's trying to convince her that it was harmless.
I saw it outside, the pharmacy, it was up in a tree.
No, but then I saw again, and she's like,
you know, ever since I saw you with that shirt on,
she's like, that number keeps coming up.
As if like I had done something to cause it,
she's like, I saw it on the register the other day.
And when I was at the grocery store,
the grocery store I saw it there.
And there was like one other example.
I don't remember.
And I was like, all right.
It's time for a different pharmacy.
But I like the guy a lot.
And she's not even like, I was an offended or whatever,
but I thought it was amusing.
Like, the way she's looking at me is like
Are you him? Are you the devil?
T-shirt out
I don't know
Should I be offended? No, I don't think she'd be a fan of it
In fact the way you described it like she was being friendly
Yeah, but you know you're evil
He sure it's evil not you.
That's right.
People have still not gotten to see these teller pants.
Well, when can they, is this a pair of them right now?
No.
They might be, I don't even remember.
I'd hope not, but you won't be modeling them.
We have to remind me to wear them when we do a video for the Patreon.
Okay.
And we can talk about it.
But yeah, I don't know if I've worn them on a video yet.
I will though it's getting cooler soon, so I'll have to tire the shorts and just go full
pants for the winter.
In case anyone's wondering, yes, there is a carbon monoxide leak which is why we all
sound like we just woke up or are just going to sleep. You're like no energy. Yeah. Yeah, it's
working. I'm coming. So my threats shot. I went through a shot. It did a lot of screaming today.
Yeah. I just close up the store. You know, you get a... Yeah, I work today too. Oh, yeah, would you work?
Up in New York City. Big Apple. I do,
I do a show with Iraq once a week. On, uh, yeah, Iraq was one of the first guys when we started
comic book, man, Iraq was Eric Nagle was one of the first guys. Oh, I know, I know. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're going to bring us a pain gig. Yeah. Yeah, why haven't you promoted it at all?
I don't know, but don't you think that people listening to this?
Why is it he doesn't you rock? I just get promoted. Well, yeah, he does, but it's a description thing. Oh, shut up, you rock.
No, no, I'm like, all right. I will like I talk about it on Twitter. You know, like I'll tweet stuff,
but I haven't talked about it on this show yet.
Yeah, first I wasn't talked about it on this show yet
First I wasn't sure if we're gonna continue it
It's like pop culture stuff
He's into no, I mean I like movies in TV so I can talk about that
Mostly I kind of tease him and try to go to men to sing things. He doesn't want to say
You know that parts part's fun.
Kevin was on today. He was talking about he, man.
Oh yeah, that was big.
Kevin was in studio?
Skyped in.
Skyped in.
Yeah, Skyped in the talk in the,
that's cool, man.
Yeah.
You're a big master's at university.
Back in the day, it was one of the big three for me.
Who was your favorite character in the he, man universe?
It's gonna be unfortunate in retrospect,
but I was always a big orco guy.
Why?
Because I didn't know what the fuck he was.
I was like, what is under the hat?
What is going on?
It was a wizard, right?
Yeah, but he was like this weird floating,
like weird, he was like a mascot.
But wasn't he like comedy relief?
Yeah, well, that's probably why I liked him.
Okay, I thought you could gravitate more towards,
like, you know, prince,
princess, prince Adam.
No, I like the weirder ones, like the freaky ones, because the toys were always so cool,
like the ones that were like a battering ram or the one that was like half man, half robot
and stuff like that.
So for me, it was really, I got into it because of the toys.
But once I started watching the cartoon, I just love that orc, oh man.
But I figured you as a cat lover would gravitate towards that big green cat.
Did you love cats when you were little?
I like cats, but I didn't have any because my parents would love me have any.
Yeah, and now you're like, I'll show you.
You know, it's a man, you got fucking 50 cats when I'm over there, and we go, my god.
He looks like the cat Lee and the Simpsons throw cats at people.
I got turkeys now too.
Got some turkeys.
Start a feeding the neighborhood turkeys and now they just live in my yard.
Who set that up?
Did you set that up or did Iraq set that up?
Iraq did.
Well, Iraq worked at Anthony Kumia's studio, a compound media, and I done Anthony show a few
times and they were looking for more content and Iraq wanted to do a show.
So I was like, hey, do
you want to try it? Is it? Yeah. No, no, I didn't. I didn't set up the interview. Oh,
with Kevin. Oh, he rocked it. Oh, he literally did not find out Kevin was on until like 10
minutes before I walked in. And I had no idea it was about he man, which he did give us an
exclusive. Can you give it to us now? I probably can. I mean, it's out there. So it wouldn't
be as exclusive. Well, it's live, that show.
So it's gonna be called She-Man,
and he's gonna live in Castle Gaysco,
because it's 2019,
and everybody needs to be included.
So I don't know if that dampened your enthusiasm, Q.
Oh, sorry.
We're only excited.
Why, that you guys are making your own gay version?
No, we're not making it.
Kevin is, that's the exclusive he gave us.
Are you drunk on your own?
I'm not doing that.
I had the answer, text.
So he's saying he's gonna make a gay?
I think that's great.
Yeah, you love it.
Yeah.
I've never heard of it before, though.
No, it's awfully homoerotic, but I don't think it's.
Well, that's not said as a joke,
but I thought they just did something recently
like an incarnation, maybe.
Oh, maybe. Oh, Shiraz has their own show in Netflix. I don't know what the political thing is. I'm not saying that as a joke, but I thought they just did something recently like an incarnation. Maybe
Oh, she runs has around showing Netflix. I don't know what the political thing. Yeah, she was you know
Lies me in yeah, I hope so good. I think that's great. Yeah, that's not true That It's not going to be Scheman or Castle Gayschool, but I would watch that.
I would watch that too, but I am excited to see what Kevin comes up with on this.
It's a good fit, I think, actually.
Was Kevin a big, uh, Mr. Zli universe guy growing up?
Uh, he said that he was, but he was...
He hit that for must, didn't he?
Well, he brought it up a couple times on comic book, man.
Did not really make it common knowledge amongst us
when we were friends, like just.
Like, just.
Yeah.
But he said that most of the reason he doesn't talk about
is because the other stuff he talks about
still has current incarnations and current stuff.
But he, man, is like, what am I going to say about him, man?
Beside from like, nostalgic point of view, you know?
But he's seen that Noah he'll have a lot about it.
Orko, I'm sure he was like an alien of some sort.
No.
Because it's not in this, it's an outer space or whatever, right?
It's like another universe, it's not in a...
Yeah, I believe it's another galaxy or something.
There's like two planets is there.
I can't remember where Skeletor lives.
Sketaurus is it?
Oh, I forgot this.
He's a Trolean.
Kevin built his new Prince Adam haircut too.
And that's how Intuitius.
Do you remember the movie with Dolph Lunger?
I only saw it like a couple of times.
People had kind of a cult following.
It wasn't as bad as people,
I thought it was gonna be.
I think that's the new takeaway, right?
Is it not as bad as you would think it would?
Could you look at the pictures?
You know, like, ooh.
Yeah, but there was, you know, very little budget.
Yeah.
They didn't come out like, wasn't really like a big release.
It kind of came out and like under.
It felt like they missed the train a little bit.
It's weird how like your age grew, you know,
like you guys versus us, how different that like,
didn't watch him and don't care about wrestling.
Don't care about Transformers.
Don't care about Transformers or Voltron or I got hooked with consumers
Yeah, you're like we have our
Voltron we have ours but it's just cool or no
No, what planet apes? Mm-hmm. You think that's cooler than
I never think that we
Anything
A bunch of monkeys running around the chair. Oh, yeah.
He's been the Transformers?
It's way, come on, man.
Bumblebee.
So cool.
He was one Transformer.
And he was awesome.
And who are the two little ones that were like
pee and all over everything in the first movie?
Oh, you're nan, that's like cannon.
I'm going to do that.
We can look at some of the plan of the eight movies if you guys want.
Oh, it's fun.
How about escape?
How about the Tim Burton one?
All right.
Speaking of movies.
But I like plenty of the eights.
I mean, you guys got me into plenty of the eights more than anything else.
I was never-
Did.
How so?
No, because you guys over the years talked about and stuff like that.
So I'd be like, let me check it out.
Speaking of movies, what's your reaction? I'm sure you must be devastated to hear about
Sony and Disney fighting over Spider-Man,
Spider-Man leaving in the Marvel universe.
I have that pulled up right here.
Will you join Jeremy Renner and Kevin in demanding?
Well, Kevin's a vault.
I saw Kevin was the second voice to jump in
and be like, Sony, give it back to Disney or the MCU or
I guess that's the change my outlook on this because I was just like who the fuck cares.
That was who cares.
You're sitting next to me.
It's a negotiating tactic and then I was just like, all right.
Yeah, you're sitting next to a dude who definitely does not care and is like, wait, what's
going on? I don't know
What does that mean so wait so Disney?
Can you spider man?
No, not at all. I don't okay, so it's not like they can include him in some like ensemble cast movie
But and Sony can't use anyone else.
They can only use spider. Spiderman related characters. And it's okay. Like like Rhino and
villains and the story. Gotcha. So how does this go forward with the big what was it coming home or
far from home? Oh, I think the big reveal. Oh, man. Oh, is that mean that now you got to start over and that's that story's done?
I think you kind of do because those characters were age five.
Remember they were in the snap and shit like that.
So if they can't that's a weird thing not to reference in the rest of the movies.
Do you think that they'll just come to some sort of agreement?
Yeah.
The outcry and the pressure.
Yeah.
Too much too much heat to withstand.
Sony will have to or somebody Sony or Disney will have to relent.
They'll come to some cave.
You think Disney caves?
I think they both cave a little bit.
They both cave.
They have to.
Well, how would Disney cave?
Because for my understanding, it's like they want Spider-Man
and they're like, we'll pay for it, but that's it.
Sony was getting 90% of the profits from anything, the Spider-Man movies.
Right.
And Disney now moving forward was like, okay,
that agreement's over, now we want 50%.
And Sony was like, no.
So, so Disney was like, all right, we're out.
We were not gonna work with Spider-Man no more.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how well Sony is doing,
so they may have to keep that property and be like,
oh no, two people are fucking calling for a boy keep that property and be like oh no two people are
fucking calling for a boycott. Oh I was more than two people. Well, how do you boycott
Sony? Everybody with their fucking boycotts. Things aren't going my way. Let me boycott something or
someone. I mean we took a fucking like entitled Pussies man. The internet has to be. We want a spider
man over here not over there. Let's throw our voice behind that fucking a hundred years ago their women who were like mother fucker
We're gonna vote but today the fucking Amazon is on fire and and Brazil can't fucking afford to put it out
Nobody cares. Nobody cares. The Jeremy renters out there with a fucking fire host
No way
But that's what's like Amazon's on fire I just ordered shit.
That's funny.
It really has.
You can't see movies that in your mind you're like I would like to see that movie.
It's not even like it exists.
But what part of the fan outcry are you guys saying
is unjustified?
It was not valid?
Well, it's just like I'm all for making fun of everybody,
but at the end of the day, don't we all?
It doesn't sound like it anymore, Keir.
It sounds like it, there's a little bit.
People are feelings.
You know?
I think you guys should think.
I've made it about the start of his own company
is afraid to go out on an element say that.
Well, I can say if you don't drink beer,
you'll fuck yourself.
That's a drink beer that I care about spider man
as much as you do.
No, but like, how is that in less silly than me getting
upset about the Yankees?
You're getting upset about the devil.
It's all the same shit.
That's a valid point.
I was thinking.
I was, I agree. It's all fucking ret shit. That's a valid point. I was thinking so. I was, I agree.
It's all fucking retarded.
Sure.
Well, there's the thing.
And then you can make fun of it all, I guess.
Yeah.
If I'm going to get upset about a sports team,
a player leaving or anything revolving around sports,
then I have to be able to just sit there
and realize that people are going to get just as passionate
about a fictional character.
Here's a different, fictional universe.
Here's a difference.
They're like, let's say the devil's let a player go,
that you're like, why would you let them go?
Right, it's happened before.
Right, that directly affects your team
in terms of future play.
This really doesn't affect anything that is planned, right?
Well, Spider-Man was a big part of the Marvel universe,
the movies.
So I'm sure people like,
well, that build up, you know,
it was like Avengers movies and stuff like that.
He was two of that, three Avengers movies
and two Spider-Man movies all in that.
So that's their player, then, that's Spidey's their player
and they're like, he got this other team
of the stuff, like he was supposed to take over for Tony Stark
It is happy Hogan's dating his aunt. There's a lot of storyline things at that and now just gonna get kind of a man another origin story won't hurt will it?
This time Uncle Ben will live I would be something that would be the only way you can get you in right would people be angry?
Yeah, really?
And he's black. He lives in the end. He's black yeah. Really? What the fuck are you kidding me? Andy's black.
You live with Andy's black.
People would be like, what the fuck?
No.
That's the movie I'd say.
I think that at this point, there's nothing that Sony could do.
If it, if Sony takes dirt toys and go and makes it run a Spider-Man, it doesn't matter
how great that Spider-Man movie is, people are going to be pre-determined to hate it.
Well, it's going to be Venom right now.
He's going to get the fight venom.
That's the big thing.
He's already done that in Spider-Man 3 with same reing me, right?
Yeah, but nobody remembers that.
How come?
Because kids today weren't even alive, one, it wasn't good.
All that matters is what's happened in the last five years.
It's out the world we live in.
Five years, five minutes.
How long is the Twitter feed list?
Yeah, already, Kevin, Jeremy, Renner, don't give a shit about this.
They've moved on.
Who's Jeremy Renner?
I guess he's in the movies.
Okay.
How did Kevin, Jeremy, Renner hook up?
Oh, I don't think they did.
Separate?
I think.
Yeah, separately.
Like Jeremy Renner was yapping about it and then Kevin lent his voice to the same argument
like the stinks and we're unhappy.
Well, I mean, it's obviously huge news and it affects millions of people all over the planet.
Does? Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe My thing is like wait to see how it shakes out like they're saying we're still negotiating so just
Oh, did they I thought that thought it was done they walked away. Well, they were saying we're hopeful that we can We're gonna now Disney is facing some problems, you know, galaxies edge the star wars
Theme park. Yeah, we have you seen it yet? Have you gone? I haven't the reason I didn't go is because I'm in one day off
And I was like it's gonna be too crowded
You that's the problem you should have went because it has been crowded Yeah, no, and I hear the what do you think the reason is do you know?
Well, I assume it was everybody's kind of kind of be like me where it's like people are holding backs of the lines die down
But there are no lines because nobody's going you know what they focused on and for this it's a fictional star wars
Planet okay you know what they focused on and for this, it's a fictional Star Wars planet.
Okay, well, they're all fictional, yeah.
Right, but it's not like an existing Star Wars planet.
Like it's like Tatooine or Endor or Hawthorne anything.
This is a fictional planet,
and there are no classic Star Wars characters.
It's all the new shit.
In the Millennium Foggle?
That is there, that is.
I got to have chewy. you got to chewy.
I don't know.
But if they're really focusing, no Darth Vader, no R2D2 and C3PO, it's all the new stuff.
And the theory is, is because they don't want to pay Lucas because he still gets a little
bit of money.
Just pay Lucas.
He's what nonsense.
He's fucking hard-liners.
Maybe see what they do with Spider-Man?
They're like, okay, we got this agreement with Lucas that if we use
Characters he created he gets a portion of it
But if we use the characters, but he's sold it flat out to them
There's still a rumor out there that he has something in the contract that he gets for every toy sale or merchandising or theme park thing
He's getting just give it to him. Just give it to me. But that's it. I mean, it could it be even stronger Ray.
Could it get good?
We're on a right?
We're on a right.
We're on a right.
Tilo Ren?
Yeah.
What's the name?
No, kai loiingia behind.
Because like that.
Overdark Vader.
Not overdark Vader.
No.
Or Darth Vader's nowhere to be seen apparently.
That's, there's no point to this.
What are they doing?
This is like making Harry Potter.
He gives it fuck.
We're sorry Potter.
Oh, we didn't put him in. Yeah, we are.
You're like the weasel brothers, we got him over here.
There's a goblin who appeared in the background.
Yeah, that's the stupidest.
It's really, really strange marketing.
I mean, I love, I like BB8, I think he's a good fun
of effective droid, but...
I have a choice between the kings or...
Yeah, but if you're gonna go and spend all this money
to get to Disneyland, and you're gonna carve out time to get there, but if you're gonna go and spend all this money to get to Disneyland and you're gonna
Carb out time to get there and all you're seeing is the new crap I'm just shit. You didn't want to see in the movie
That people are not have not fallen in love with at least I don't think they fall in love with that rose cosplayer comes out
This has got those lips. She starts crying and telling me why I should fucking not have anything I have
Yeah, that sounds great.
What?
The beer company remembered to come. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa That's what I should do. You sure you want to be the face of your company? Yeah.
So it's just corporate greed then. Like Disney's like we want every last dime.
We don't want to pay you and we don't want to pay you.
And Stanley's daughter was like,
and they didn't want to pay me.
I mean, they don't want to pay anyone, I guess.
Disney, well, I guess it's all board members
and people who, like you said, corporate greed.
It's, oh, that's an all-boys down to.
Yeah, no one could have treated my father worse than Marvel
and Disney's executives as Stan Lee's daughter,
Julie.
No, wait, wasn't she the one that was treating them
really poorly and stealing from him?
I'm not sure.
Allegedly she has no one-
So one person treated him worse than Disney.
So she's only defensive here.
I guess so.
She must be gotten a cut of this
If it goes to stands estate. It seems like
She's just from day one they have Commada Commada
Commodified Commada
Disci- I don't even know if this is spoke correctly. Commodity sized, Commodity sized, whatever.
You know what I'm saying.
My father's work had never shown him his legacy,
never shown him or his legacy, any respect or decency.
In the end, no one could have treated my father worse
than Marvel and Disney's ex-experience.
I have no, though.
I mean, they, they, they, they,
but if they own it, they immortalize those movies.
I mean, they've made them, they trade them
with absolutely the most ultimate
respect of the characters. And if you're not happy about the money you're making off of
it, it's like that's the deal that was signed. Yeah, but like he didn't even own
our grapes all over the place. So I understand Lee signed away those rights decades ago, right?
Long ago, right? To be the, to be the, basically the mascot of Marvel in the 70s and the 80s.
Yeah, I mean, if her point is like, fuck, I wish she had cut a better deal.
I understand.
I can't tell you how many ancestors I have.
I wish they cut better deals.
I don't know.
Is the world too greedy, Q?
Yes.
I think so.
Why it takes so long to answer that?
Because I want to really consider it from all angles.
And I think in those three seconds,
I really were able to do that.
I really did, yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha help meant to like get every last bit we can. I think it's down to fear right? Like you just want
to be secure. So how more secure can like the fucking the people who sit on Disney's board be?
Well they make a money they're gonna get chicken but also they not be making money.
Well you just said Star Wars land is fucking empty. Oh you mean the no what'll happen is the
the lose tons of money in that respect but but somehow they'll get a $90 million
bonus at the end of the year because that's the way corporate America works
right? Somehow they figured out.
They're gonna have to pay people. It's a whole fucking game. Well, there you go,
man. It's greed. You better fucking study up on us when you're running your
beer company. Yeah, you can tell your beer myster that like you
you lost money, so you don't have to pay her. Rather just. Rather just should a kind of better deal for your myster. I actually
give more money than than people ask for. I'm always like yeah. That's the kind of
uh that's the kind of across the board. I'm gonna go see him coming in and negotiate a
salary at you and be like oh I want to get X, Y, and Z. And you're like, how about X, Y, Z, and A?
Yes, that's the idea.
Really, why?
I find it like really like,
I just think that she's like, no,
I mean, XYZ when you're supposed to.
You're caught all the way out.
I think people, I think people like feel appreciated that way.
And it's like, I always look at it like that percentage,
that extra percentage of I'm giving them,
is it gonna change my life?
Probably not, is it?
Is this a new come to a moment?
And you think, because I remember like,
like you being like very like firm and like,
you know, and being like, you want it to maximize.
That was your, you want to maximize, maximize, maximize.
Well, like, what are you talking about?
I'm not saying it bad, like, no, no, no, I mean,
we're a very high.
But the people that worked for us directly.
Not working for us, but just,
Well, that's what I mean, that's what I'm talking about.
Like, things we would do, you were a very,
you were, you were always the last one to go on board
in terms of like, well, let's do it for this amount.
And you're like, well, we can do it for more.
Right. You want, and you were, which is like, I respect you.
Well, I mean, I don't think I was ever like, let's go,
you're talking about valuing your own product
and selling your products.
That's different from how,
because that, the consumer decides if they want to buy it.
So that's not up to me, but like Cara,
who's running the beer company for me,
like, if she gives me a number, it's like, to me,
I just feel like, if I give her more than that, then right off the bat, she's feeling invested and appreciated.
And I think she deserves it.
So I mean, it might have been something I matured into because now, like, even like selling
tickets for the event and stuff like that, me, I'm just like, I don't care about making
money, make it as low as possible so that people can get in and stuff like that.
And I didn't mean it in a way.
I just thought, you were very firm and you had like, and I, you know, I respected that aspect
of this.
I didn't mean you should value what you're selling too.
You know what I mean?
That's all that was.
Oh, that was what a couple of years ago too.
Did you see that trail of hundreds that fell out of his ass?
Yeah.
He's just a, you know, where that came from.
Yeah, that may have been a, that may have been a pre television cue. Um, probably. Yeah, probably. All right. I'm just saying, I mean, it's, I mean, that may have been a bit of a pre-television cue
Probably yeah, probably All right, I'm just saying. I mean, it's I mean, that's just why you got to be in business
Well, you might have been talking back like a vinyl cast one
But that was when I was like boxing up and shipping a man
Like fuck this I want more I've seen you like when you used to work at Viewerscue,
like cutting up boxes and shredding paper,
like you'd be in a windowless room all day,
you'd start looking your eye when you came out,
when you left the sign place,
you would have certainly looked at your eye.
You had that look after those boxes.
I was about to just find this one.
And my parents boxed them up, I'm stacey box and I'm up
Girl I was seen at the time box and I'm up it was like terrible
But worth it. Hey, they shouldn't negotiate it a better deal your parents and you're right. You're all your old X's
You're right. You've got an army of X girl
All right, get dumb horse
Would you have it in you again today like we Like, let's do an old school signing and shipping.
Like me and Walt come out.
Wow.
Time wise now.
No, I probably just wouldn't do it.
I'd be like, no, it's just not worth it.
Like, dude, you don't have three days?
Three days.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen and children of legal ages, which varies from state to state, I am
here to talk about pretty much everyone's favorite subject.
And that is boners.
Or is that our boners?
That is boners, boners.
Guys like getting boners.
Sometimes they're more ways than one.
Girls like getting boners, sometimes don't always.
My point is people like boners,
and you can increase your boner confidence
and get that extra boner confidence in bed.
So listen up, blue2.com,
that's blue like the color blue,
and they bring you the first chewable with with the same FDA approved active ingredients such as the
agron cellos so you know they work you can take them anytime day or night even
on a full stomach and since they're chubal you're gonna get that boner twice as
fast as if you just took a pill so you can be when I already whenever an
opportunity arises another doing word play there but I feel like it's a
little weak for this script writing
Personal endorsement before the call to action. Here's the suggestion. I tried blue true the other night I'll just say this wow my partner agreed
I feel like I missed an opportunity to have a career in copywriting does even make sense agreed with what look
Taken blue show
Enjoyed blue show if you know what I'm saying, this isn't just for guys who can't
perform. It's for any guy who wants extra function to enhance the performance in the
bedroom. Girls, no, be shy. If you guys boners are subpar, don't assign it. We're going
to suffer with a substandard boner the rest of your life. As a fucking ass clown can't
get it together enough to swallow his pride and just
say, fuck it, I'll chew up this fucking whatever the fuck it is.
Can we have a normal man again?
Operate as a man.
Anyway, it's prescribed online and shipped straight to your door in a discrete package,
so no in person doctors visit, no waiting in the pharmacy, and best of all, no more awkwardness.
They're made in the USA, and since Luchu prepares and ships direct, they're cheaper than a pharmacy. So right now, we have a special deal. Visit Bluchu.com and get your first shipment free when
using our special promo code TSD. Just pay $5 shipping. Again, that's B-L-U-E-TU.com promo code TSD
LUE2.com promo code TESD to try it free.
Bluetooth is a better cheaper or faster choice. And we here at Tellum Steve Dave,
well, we thank them for sponsoring the podcast.
What do you think, little fat news?
What do you think about a Weight Watchers app for kids?
I think you got to reframe that as a health app for kids
because I think people really take offense
to the dieting community.
Nowadays, they do.
People got worked up about it.
It appears people got worked up about everything.
So I'm just gonna assume that.
That they got worked up about it.
They've get worked up about an app, children.
Yeah, this is called curb, I guess.
Yeah, oh, curb-o.
I thought it should be in cargo.
It sounds like you're selling it.
I know you're curving your appetite, but like,
cargo, well, like no,
cargo will come and get you when you're sleeping.
Like you create this middle-odd-er cold,
like demon.
At once.
I like that.
Yeah, it said it would offer its weight loss program
for free to teens ages 13 to 17.
And it angered many parents as well as eating disorder experts
who felt it could give a rise to be obsessive
and unhealthy behaviors and adolescence.
And then they just doubled down on August 13th,
the company rolled out Kerbo by Weight Watchers,
a free nutrition and weight loss app
for kids as young as eight and up to 17.
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,
everybody's mad.
I don't know.
Do they put forward a solution for childhood obesity?
Or do they just don't shame them.
That's the solution.
That's what you got.
That's in your toolbox right there.
Just don't shame them.
I look around, I drop sage off to school
and she's one of them kids that are too portly,
too chubby, too sedentary, you know, too fat.
They are too fat and you can't get like too fat.
Oh, I'm too fat. You can't
you
When something is a reality you can't you know somebody's bullying your kid or teachers are like hey fat
So of course you get upset by that
But if a company puts out an app and they're like hey, this is for kids who eat too much
How could that possibly offend you if you especially if you're not gonna use it for your kid because because you're online and you need to show people I've been preaching this for three years now. Stay offline, none of this. Weight watches will never bother you.
Ever.
Weight watchers?
Nothing, nothing will bother you.
Except for real life problems that, you know,
everybody encounters in the day to day.
I'm doing a lot of things.
I'm doing a lot of things.
I'm doing a lot of things.
I'm doing a lot of things.
I'm doing a lot of things. I'm doing a lot of things. Weight watches will never bother you ever. Weight watchers? Nothing, nothing will bother you.
Except for real life problems
that everybody encounters in the day to day.
I'm doing weight watchers right now.
That's really fucking worth it.
And I thought I would do it.
Pam was a big weight watcher's advocate
in the 70s into the 80s.
And she had like this little pad, she would write shit down on.
And a scale, I remember this little white scale,
she would weigh shit out.
This bread slicer, you could take one slice of bread
and like, cut it into two.
So I'm gonna go over kill.
Kevin's even a two, right?
I don't believe so, yeah.
That's his big thing, he's an ambassador.
So there's a stigma though, you're like,
what am I gonna have a fucking Tupperware party next?
You know, like, that's the shit Pam did.
Right.
And the 70s into the 80s.
It's working, look at you. Look great. Yeah.
It was like count points and shit.
Equated with the phrase weight watchers is equated with, um,
mothers and like old, well, like, yeah, I mean from in my time.
Yeah, I didn't know any dads who are on weight watchers, plenty of moms.
But the results aren't more important
than the your being perceived as hip or cool. No, I don't think that's anyone's perception
of me. Although not true, not true. I'll bring that up later. But you're worried, but you're
saying that like you're personally personally, it's just a weird thing. Yeah, because it also never seemed to work for her,
like as much as she...
Well, I mean, she may have been like cheating a little bit.
Oh, you think?
Yeah, maybe slicing a little bit more off the bread than she should have.
Yeah, she's like three quarters of a slice, instead of half a slice.
What's your callering grill right now?
But yeah, it seemed like she was forever on it, and it never really worked.
But this thing with the app, it's pretty easy.
And you're not as starving as you think you would be.
And this is why I might work for these kids,
because it does like in the beginning of the day,
you were like, okay, I got 32 points of the guy.
I'm not gonna eat a candy bar for 10 fucking points.
Third all day, I worth it.
It's nice when you go to the end of the day,
you have like 10 points left and you're
like, oh, good. And you're just like, get in there and have like a candy bar.
Uh, no, I still don't do that.
You won't. Yeah. I'm not doing that until the cruise. I'm not going to eat poorly.
Well, no, we're doing something soon. So I'm probably going to fall off the way a little
bit.
Well, yeah, it's understandable.
Sure. So, I don't see it as, if it's a parent who's going to make their kid feel bad, they're
gonna make them feel bad regardless. Whether there's a fucking app or not. Well, you don't
care about what? You don't care about Weight Watchers
App's and Kids. Your kids are thin and they're out of school already.
Well, I don't care. I don't buy that anybody should be more worried about like the name
Weight Watchers having a...
You're still thinking of me being stigmatized. Yeah, I don't get that. You know, that that's a mean seems very frivolous and way too.
Like, well, yeah, that's why I did it and I'm talking about it.
So I guess the perception of me being cool is out the window.
As I cut that out.
If your girlfriend tells you that you're a cool guy, is that like your mom telling you're a cool guy? And has Debbie Flanagan ever told you that you're
cool? You are a sleepy motherfucker. You got zero energy, bro. I just don't think, yeah,
I don't get it from all angles. I understand I just don't think, yeah, I don't look at it from all angles, I understand.
I don't think, yeah.
You're three seconds or up.
I don't think you can really take what your girlfriend
tells about you.
That's like very unhealthy though.
Would it, would it just be like?
I, I subscribe to your philosophy.
And she gets pissed because I'm like,
she's like, you never believe anything, I say.
But that logic doesn't make sense.
She's, she's with you. So believe anything, I said. But that logic doesn't make sense. She's with you.
So wouldn't the assumption be that she thinks?
I mean, so like, her, she's got blinders on.
She doesn't see all the things he does that aren't cool.
But, wait, why do you have hiding?
I'm like, but she thinks he's cool.
But who cares?
Like, she needs to know.
But I think she's, I think she ignores,
he willfully ignores anything that in her mind will put a chink
in that armor that he's not, oh, hey, a racist, that he's not cool.
I just think that she will refuse to acknowledge that, oh my God, I just saw him.
I just saw the way he moved or did something or he moved.
Oh, my God. And he's not cool.
But she will never admit it to herself
because she's only.
But I mean, I was all in at this point.
Yeah, but you know, you gotta be.
But I don't think cool is like you've got to be 100% always,
like is it like you gotta be always cool?
Well, even the fonts that got diarrhea sometimes,
like you got took a shit.
That's what I knew.
That's what I'm saying.
You never saw it, but what I'm saying is like,
I think it's like more of a ratio than like 100%.
Like this guy's fucking cool.
Didn't the fonts do stupid shit?
I don't know if we should use the fonts as the litmus test.
I think that was it,
because that was a cartoon character basically.
So who's that cool guy?
Like I would look at somebody like George Clooney say and I'd be like
He seems like a pretty cool guy bought a bunch of his friends motor cycles. They went on a tour of Italy
Yeah, but the part that's not so cool is one is like ragging on you to save Darfur or whatever the fuck
It's like a right pick someone besides Jagger Jagger Jagger didn't he sleep with his friends wife and shit like that
And rock star right that's not cool. He did shit. That's worse
But my but you're making your false equivalency what I'm saying is he did shit that wasn't cool and he's still cool
Johnson did he fucking what's that video he made with David Bowie? That's an awesome video
That's an awesome video. I wouldn't argue with that, but I would say it's not cool. Why?
Are you fucking getting me? Are you a Bowie fan? Yeah, I like Bowie.
I like Jagger fan. Probably more of a Jagger fan than a Bowie fan. How could you not look at that and just be like how?
Talk about Dancing in the Street. How? Oh my god.
How fucking kitschy is that? Now they were fucking.
They didn't think that I was you. You're out of your mind. out of your mind your fucking bad asses and
And guys are on the cutting edge of fashion. Yep, and music didn't know that they're winking at the camera
And be like let's just fuck with all these asses. Not at all. I know they know crazy
So you know at the time in fucking whatever year it was 1985 1984 I
knew I was like on man. you're having a laugh at all the
fuck of people who are gonna be like, oh my god, they're limbrasted or whatever.
Limpbrasted. I'm not sure I'm buying this. Why? You are kind of a video
that's what I'm gonna call you. Yeah. These are fucking gods in the rock industry,
right? For sure. So you don't think that they realize that they were gonna
do put out something so kitschy and so ridiculous
and just laugh all the way to the bank?
No.
I think they thought they were awesome in that moment.
I don't know.
I think you don't give those geniuses enough credit.
But either way, like they slumped on a 14 year old,
what I'm saying is like they did shit that wasn't cool
And they're still cool. I never fucked a 14 year old don't even point at me. No
I don't I want there has been no mistake. Yeah, everybody brides loved the bisman Leo
As far as you know my boy is cool people do on cool things. Sometimes
for instance, this. So you have to do it. Great song, by the way. Okay, what was wrong
with it? You think that he. I mean, this is corny as shit. Oh, that's it. That's a, that's
a rock. Right. Right. rock guard That's a cool guy
What makes you think I don't look like that?
I'm gonna cut his head to his box.
It's just auction
Look at that. He's like a cat dude
These are two fucking drug addicts. Yeah, these are two Eagle mainly
Agotistical drug addicts. He was on drugs to my point is okay people do on cool things. Look, I think...
Look at these guys.
They're outprancing each other.
They are capering about like nobody's listening.
And I love these two.
Like I love these two.
Their music's changed my life.
But this is a fucking mystery.
I know and it's a lot.
How long have I known you have ever been that close to you ever?
I did that once in a bar in New Orleans
But this is probably they have one free night
They got one free night. They can't really get into a really crazy in-depth video
So they got like what can we do like I don't know like let's do something that totally you cannot wear that shirt
Which one that green shirt any number of things I
You cannot wear that shirt. Which one that green shirt?
There's any number of things that get it out there.
That's a 85, that's a fucking chess king.
I mean, he also raised 90 pounds with his belt cinch so tightly.
But you're gonna sit there, I know you're a good guy.
You're a good friend.
But you're gonna sit there and tell me,
you don't think his girlfriend is completely
and a hundred percent in on making him think
that he's not old and cool at the same time.
Well, I don't know if right.
I don't understand why you're maybe helped me in the same way of saying that
because I think she's all in, but I think the reason she's all this because she thinks he's cool.
But he's I also told her it was 35.
He's cool at times, but the deal is it like he's the coolest.
Well, that's my point.
Even the coolest people are not cool all the time.
That's my point.
I know point was she like, you're the coolest guy I've ever known or even know.
I don't think she's gonna say that right now.
She don't think you, if you text her right now, who's the coolest person you?
Oh, please do that.
Yeah.
What would you, who would you consider the coolest person you've ever known?
You know she's gonna say you. All right, we'll see. I'll find out. Could be a guy or girl. Could be your mom.
Who's the coolest? And we don't have to ask her. We don't have to ask you if you think she's
cool and if she thinks her mom is the coolest person she's ever known. Um, well that's a difficult question to ask because it's like who's the, who's the coolest
person you've ever known?
Personally known.
Personally?
Yeah.
So I've ever known?
Mm-hmm.
It's all right if you say.
Wow.
It's all right if you say me.
I'm not gonna, I mean it's probably Windorf.
Windorf?
Yeah. Yeah. That dude's cool. He dude's cool cool guy. Yeah, it's fucking you know
It's bright some amazing music it does you know, he's not like a slave to
He's a big drugie
We don't know that he what you know he said it himself
I don't know I think he was just saying that to like to kind of like
himself. I don't know. I think he was just saying that to like to kind of like
him up his rock rock. Oh, like Marybeth is doing for me. No, I never really says what they mean.
Let's see. I might go a Moser. All right, I'll let you read it. Moser's pretty cool. Yeah, I think he might be the coolest guy I have on that. So Mary Beth has confirmed that she's the coolest person
that would be you with a little happy face.
No, that's nice.
It is nice.
But again, I believe it's just like here,
like if you ask Tex Pam, I think she's gonna say
the same thing back as Mary Beth said.
Okay, let's talk to Pam now.
She's gonna save me or Josh Grobner or something.
Yeah, she might say Josh Grobner. There's nothing wrong Groben. There's nothing wrong with having that kind of person.
That's what you're saying.
You're calling your corner? Yeah.
But don't, but don't get sit there and make it like get your head big and think that you
truly are the coolest person on the planet or something because your girlfriend said it.
Yeah, I think I sort of framed it like, is it the same as your mom telling you your school? I thought it was just scepticism. I'm like, I think I'm in agreement with you.
And he's like, you know, you're not cool at all, right? What do you do? That's cool.
Do you jump around and fucking pants are just a way size of 24?
But if she keeps feeding you this fucking minuerto, you could not hate myself. Can you imagine? Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Alright, like, finish this text of Pam, who's the coolest person you've ever known?
You think she says Edgar?
And if she says Edgar, does that mean that totally proves your theory beyond the shadow
of the bad guy?
If she does say Edgar, I'm'm gonna want her to cite examples.
Yeah, I need to hear that.
Did you know anybody who had the cool parent?
Because a cool parent was usually just really like when you think back it was the irresponsible
parent.
The one who wanted to be their kid.
It was the physically attractive any responsible parents that were the cool parents.
Right.
Yeah.
Like in Mean Girls, like Amy Poler is the cool mom
who's constantly drinking and giving kids drinks.
I had my friends parents were all like terrible,
horrible example.
Like they were sad.
Just sad.
Yeah, they're just sad adults everywhere around me
as a child.
Nobody seemed happy. I don't want to. Just say it. Yeah, and we're just sand adults everywhere around me as a child. Nobody seemed happy.
I don't want to like, you know, work.
Oh my god, Pam, what fun again.
Never sure if I answered it.
I don't want to like paint a picture or anything, but I guarantee you my youngest daughter would
say that like a baller parents who was the coolest, I think she would say.
Yeah.
And my irresponsible or good looking.
I think you're good looking. Oh, thank you, Hugh. I wouldn't, I don't think anybody would say. Yeah. And not irresponsible or good looking. I think you're good looking.
Oh, thank you, Hugh.
I wouldn't, I don't think anybody would be like that guy's gross.
Oh, thank you.
But I, I don't know.
There's no that is so far lying between like you're good looking and like, oh my god, I
have to overt my eyes.
But I mean, I think though that like I think I've, uh, able to achieve that.
Well, it's got his group.
He's not let him fucking fool.
Yeah, but I think I've been able to get
with my youngest my always would not say that I don't think but you they
she'll hold on to that or that's going to she
she's up that age I think it's I think it's now it's it's set like she
realizes that I could text her you think she would say it
yeah I'd be interested in it she's on a cruise she might not get the text
I must definitely know well it's on a cruise. She might not get the text though. Almost definitely not. All right. Well, it's police a bad cue.
Yeah. We can go to mybookie.com to see what Alicia says.
And that's what you're going to want to do because my bookie is better bonuses
and more MMA odds than any other sports book period.
And a whole bunch of other stuff I'm told because the whole MMA thing we don't,
we can't really identify it. We're not here too.
We're not. We're not cool like that.
This year, my bookie is hosting the first online handy capping super contest first places guarantee to win at least $100,000 and it'll cost $100 enter that's for football.
Pick five NFL games against the spread every week, climb the leaderboard and score your share of the huge cash prize.
My bookie core talking points. That's why my bookie is always
the right play. You bet you win. They pay. Here's the call to action queue. This is our
war. This is the war we're fighting up to a thousand dollar first deposit bonus. Double
your first deposit. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but sounds good.
Use promo code tell, Steve, to activate the order
by visiting my bookie online today.
That's m-y-b-o-o-k-i-e,
and don't forget to use the promo code tell, Steve,
bet, win, get paid.
All right, that's it.
That was a quick ad.
Yep.
Blue through it. Pam Johnson. Her's it. That was a quick head. Mm-hmm. Yep. Blue through it. Uh, Pam Johnson her answer it. Oh
What what?
I am Johnson with the smiling emoji.
You're a thousand. You're cool.
You're cool. I just don't you know what I'm here. My I think my job is to always like ground you though. That's what I try to do.
So, you definitely cool, but I don't want you.
I don't want you.
I don't want you to know a better man for the job.
I've been doing it since 1977.
Oh, wait, really?
She's texting.
Why?
Oh, she writes why.
She writes Brian Johnson.
I mean, oh my God.
If she writes Brian Johnson, this is the last episode
of Tellmsteev.
I wish it was.
It will never get better than that to end the entire run.
Tell her you can even include me in those parents.
I wrote just wondering, she's suspicious.
She knows something that's not for no reason.
She's a lot of crews.
I'm in the middle of the ocean.
Why is he asking me this question?
How's it going being alone, by the way? It's gotta be like, you gotta be the middle of the ocean. Why is he asking me this question? How's it going being alone by the way like it's gotta be like you gotta be the end of this it's yeah
It's it stopped being like
Not even like just adventurous, you know like on on the Sunday the first Sunday novel to you
Yeah, because I was home completely home alone like didn't have to come to work didn't have anything to do
Yeah, so that meant got up around 7.30. Let the dogs out.
And then I realized, I was like, wow, so I may not talk to anybody until 1.30 in the morning,
when I probably go full, full of sleep later. So it was like that long of just like,
took a nap. Sounds great. One day, the one day is pretty good. Just watch TV. But at the end of the
day, I was just like, oof, this could get really boring.
It hasn't, I mean, are there any options?
Could I call a childhood friend to hang out?
I brought it up several times.
I didn't want to call you because I knew your brother
was down.
I figured if you were going to, if you wanted to do something,
you would have called me because I knew your brother
was down, Eric was down.
So I wasn't going to be like, take it and like, Hey, I know I have, I know we,
well, when did they get back?
This is the first time I've had this opportunity.
I wasn't going to be like, well, drop your brother and come with me.
What when do they come back?
Sattering, not tomorrow, but Saturday.
Oh my God.
Another week.
No, no, not tomorrow.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, the luck would have it.
Eric left yesterday.
So, yeah, won't hang it out either Friday or, yeah, well, the luck would have it Eric left yesterday So yeah, well, hang it out either Friday or yeah, I guess Friday would be it to come back Saturday
Yeah, it's do or die tomorrow. I'll let you know when I mean throw me a text. Let me let me know what's going on
Well, it's gonna hang out with his with a pretty cool guy
Do you do you?
Put much stock and like do you want to be known as cool?
No, it doesn't no
I would rather be no
No, it's cool as the like a fuck up or like eccentric as as a or then a fuck like I would not like to be known as a fuck up
I don't think I am anymore
But if someone's like, he, he's a cool guy.
He depends on the person. Like if their their estimation of me actually matters, then yeah, I would.
So, like, I'm talking about little things that could color you as not being cool to like acquaintances
or people you know. Will you keep certain things back so you don't appear as to be not cool. Like I have an example today.
Okay.
A friend, a guy who helps us out with the Patreon was in town and he found out that I
am looking for a certain CD and then asked me, are you listening to this group?
Because we were driving around together and he me, are you listening to this group? Because he, we were driving around together. And he said, are you listening?
Because I could hear it. He said behind me because we were, we're bringing
boxes of merch back to my house. So it's loud.
Blasting the Partridge family.
I was like, yeah, actually, I look up for a CD. He said, you can help me find
it. I can't find it anywhere, I said.
Okay, so it's not lost in your house.
No, no, no, no.
But I didn't, I wasn't worried that he wouldn't think
I was cool, I didn't care.
It's like, it's not important to me at all the thing too,
but a younger me would have been like,
no, I'm not fucking listening to Puppet's family.
Oh, with this heat, no, definitely, I would not care.
I wouldn't crank the partridge family,
like that's not on any playlist
Credit he like he came we came back to the stage and he started making calls and I over here like hey man
I'm looking for the CD partridge family is called missing pieces because yeah, yeah, you'll check your mother's stash. Okay, thanks
It's like I'm calling someone for
Pressing books or something your mother's stash? Okay, thanks. It's like I'm calling someone for week.
Resort books or something.
So like, so that's what the guy, like a guy he called
that's in into music and albums, right?
Yeah, he was like, I'll check my mother's stash to see if, to see if she has it.
Right.
And I was just like, I don't care.
It's not important to me.
I don't care what the, uh, what, what did you think there would be some sort of
fallout? I mean, if he's that eager to help and I know no, no, no, but I just say like I'm not like I
But I mean it could be really some bad bad on cool points, right? It could be I mean well
Here's the thing everybody they know you and that's what makes you cool is that you don't give a shit
About cranking the part your family to us
Not to the public at large.
There's no school kid walking by me and like,
what a cool guy.
Like, you don't see cool guys like that around much anymore.
Just doesn't care cranking the worst gayest shit.
That's not even really a song.
It's kind of like just a little bit more
jingle. It's better crafted to you, I think. I think it's probably well done. Yeah, I mean, this is not me. This is the teen
Yeah, girls that are like, oh, how is he still alive? Look at
Yeah, but last night like there's but
that
Is an example of me not caring, but there would be there might be other examples where I wouldn't like allow
something to be seen or
heard or I would do in front of you. It really is there's different levels, but like what's an example of that that you think would make you
Uncool like obviously like you wouldn't want to fucking take a piss in front of someone
But I'm talking that you would be like you're saying things you wouldn't want to do in front of other people
So like something cool would that be something that would make you one cool? I thought that like, you know what?
He's really uncool, though.
And I don't think is real.
Any TV or movie where two guys are like, we have to piss.
And they stand right next to each other talking like in the history of pissing in public.
Have you ever stood back?
Not unless I was doing it for a joke.
If you're not doing it for a joke, I don't think it happens in real life.
Right.
Um, I, you know, I don't even remember, oh my God, I, at this advanced age though, I
had to pull over and take a, my first public piss and probably be like about 40 years.
I mean, I don't even remember the last time I had to do it, but I had to do it when I
was driving a Walmart one day. Oh, yeah, I just I couldn't even wait.
I had to pull over and go behind a tree.
Oh, what where was it like on the parkway?
No, it was just on the back roads to Walmart.
I couldn't even make it to Walmart.
One test silver.
Couldn't even make it.
It's not making the Walmart, yeah.
I don't know, you think that's old man shit.
It has to be, right? It's possible. It's been making a while, yeah. I don't know, you think that's old man shit. It has to be, right?
It's possible.
It's possible.
Has it happened again?
No.
Maybe I just had too much to drink.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
Too much water intake.
So when you look down and you got a fucking stain
all over your crotch, you got to worry, bud.
Yeah.
You've accepted it and you look down, you've got a diaper.
That's cool.
But there's something, like let's say it got to a point
where you're like, God damn it, can't control my bladder.
I gotta wear these like, do I?
Okay, yeah, would that be something I'd want?
Like if I was like me and this guy,
we were moving boxes and I bent over and he saw my
diapers.
That's the thing.
That would be strong.
That would be, I was depends well too.
That would be something I definitely would try to keep from...
You were one of the...
Like I don't care about my music selection of Blastin' like Keith Partridge at the top
of the...
At a 10 on my...
On my...
On my Prius.
But him, CMY, it might depend.
I would be...
I would be very upset.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I don't know why, I guess that's just like Vanity.
Well, I mean, it's vanity on a very understandable level. And also, it's just embarrassing, man.
Why? Because you're addressing your pending mortality. At this age, you're like, all right,
things are going to start to fall apart at a more accelerated rate. I was really hoping
pissing my pants wasn't going to be like, by
the time I'm 53.
So, I think even when you're older, like you could be 80 and if you're like, oh my God,
I piss my pants.
It's never a good time if you piss your pants unless you're a baby or senile.
Do you think me on D should look into doing like the older people, you know, these that
like like granny panties?
Well, you know, was it like the panties,
like the, or the pants that absorb leakage?
Oh, like making me undies disposable diapers?
Yeah.
At a motel, I don't know if, yeah, that seems not,
that seems cost prohibitive.
You think that's not the image a company would want to
definitely not.
I think you're either in the fucking cool hip underpants game or the adult diaper game,
but like, you don't cross over at any point.
I don't think.
Right?
I mean, I remember, like, my grandmother when she got much older, she was like, gas issues
and stuff.
You know, she'd be like fart and shit.
And then one time is the worst.
Like this makes my stomach turn even thinking about it.
But like in the early 90s, I lived at her house and she was always having accidents and
shit, you know, either in her chair on the floor in the bathroom.
And sometimes you might walk into an incident.
And one time I
went in there and I washed my face and I grabbed the towel to dry it. Not knowing
that apparently she had mopped up her own piss with it. She hung it back on.
She just put it on the counter. Maybe she forgot it or something. Yeah grandma's
pissing. That's not great. That's not great.
Move. But it all. On a scale of one to ten.
Where do you put yourself on a cool meter though?
We know Mary Beth put you at a 10.
Where do you put yourself though?
I would say I'm pretty high.
But again, cool.
Do I like cool people's perception of like whatever people think cool
me. You're own.
You're own.
My own perception.
I would put me.
I would put me at an eight.
Wow. That's pretty high. Yeah, because I feel like I'm fairly.
There's not a lot of room for improvement there.
Hey, but there's some.
That's what makes me cool.
Handle things though, the cool way though.
Like you seemingly just like act like a two-year-old
when things don't go your way.
Well, not cool temper, but I'm taught like the like just
that's like that's how you sort of laid back. like a two-year-old when things don't go your way. Well, not whole temper, but I'm talking like the, like, just like,
just how you sort of laid back and different.
You're persona that you put out to people is like,
well, fuck, if a waitress brings over a fucking,
a cup that has two ice cubes instead of three,
he's going to throw a hissy fit.
How can, how can he be cool though?
No, no, no, because I'm not.
Because when people treat me like an asshole,
that's when I respond in kind.
Well, you're supposed to be a sea lion now
I'm not that supposed to be over. I know. I know I see lying somebody the other day and then I lost it with another person
So working progress. Yeah, I
Roman all that
I need more than a day
Yeah, I'd say an eight. That is very, very high.
Let me tell you, I got a text from Q a little bit better than a month ago that was so sweet
and so thoughtful and so loving and pointed towards like, you're a cool guy.
Okay.
Did say the word cool, but everything in the sound was like, yeah, that it was basically
just saying that you were the coolest guy not the coolest
that no point did he say that I look I'm with Mary Beth I think he's all in I'm all in on this guy
too late now I stayed too much to I would I would agree with his number. I'd give him like a seven eight. Yeah.
What do you think is keeping him from being a 10?
Huh.
He's got a little bit of wasted talent going on.
Like he's a really good writer and he doesn't write enough.
I don't find wasted talent cool man. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's why I wish we did video on every single if you would see in his expression.
It was the best.
Hold on, uh, straight from the Atlantic Ocean.
Yeah.
My daughter has weighed in and she's going to say, I'll go with you.
Whoa.
I mean, there's only four words you can say after reading that. I knew it. That's three.
Oh, no, you're ready to kill it. Yeah, are you? No, no, okay. I'll go on. All right. So if he's in he's an eight.
Where am I? Yeah, What do you think?
What do you put yourself?
You look in the mirror and you say to yourself,
I am a solid cool meter.
I have to do some math here.
Hit TV show.
Well, you have retired firefighter,
owns a beer company.
Your wardrobe is...
Friends with a supper cool guy.
I'm sure you could...
Pack is cool.
Your wardrobe, cool. Well could pack his cool your wardrobe cool
Well only in the way of like I dress for me now, so that in itself is pretty cool. Yeah, I would I don't know if you would look at me
And be like that's a fuck cool floral charity's got on right now, but maybe okay
Tough number
Probably give myself a
Six six so you're only one step above me to like in the middle of the range though then I think the average person is around a five
He's he's being
What's a word?
Self deprecating no, not even self deprecating. He's being humble not shumble. Yes. Thank you. I can see the I get see the argument for higher
But I give him a nine
Yeah, that is fucking close to perfection
As he is I'm all you've seen me at a boring statuses. I have but I've also seen you and there's one thing
I always envy to about him. He just mentioned it briefly a little bit ago talking about New Orleans and
briefly a little bit ago talking about New Orleans. And we, like I remember we were in early 2000s,
we were at a bar in New Orleans and I was standing in the back
and I'm like just watching the show and watching people.
And I see him up front with a guy,
he had kind of just met their drunk,
they're having a great time.
Red-headed young man.
And was it a Van Halen song?
The Q-Mine. I forget the song. I almost positive it a Van Halen song? The Kee-Monger?
I forget the song.
I almost positive it was Van Halen song.
And I look and he's gone by that they have each other
by the back of the neck.
And they're like,
they're doing a ball we in it.
Yeah.
That's what I said before.
Yeah.
Not looking longingly into each other's eyes.
This is more like Masha rockin' out.
Who's rockin' out, bro?
Drone rockin' out type stuff.
I'm a lit-up guy, he's today.
And I've always envied that.
His ability to just jump in and not give a shit about
not looking cool in front.
No, it's not.
It's gonna like show that.
You're even better at it.
No, I mean like on the I.J. cruise, like,
I know you're performing, but performing or not,
when that translates into something else,
that is non-I.J. related.
I think you gotta take that out of it though.
So you think Brian Johnson's cooler than you? do yeah, okay. Yeah, what about me?
Here's the town steve
I want
I
You're not gonna believe it if you're six. He's a seven. Yeah
What am I done now taking it like taking consideration all the things I'm not an off-bearing. I was an eight
Right, he gave me an 8. I think he was seven. I said seven eight. Yeah, I grew with my I would I would not argue an eight I don't do I don't party
No, and you guys still do the party and yeah, sure Yeah, I agree with my I would I would not argue in eight. I don't do I don't party
No, and you guys still do the party and
Yeah, sure I don't like to go out and do social things
Right
Yeah, but you know, I'm very judgmental
Yeah, but you're listening negatives like I like that you're I like how much you love your family. I like I
Think it's cool that you're fucking so
with the comics and stuff like that.
You don't waste talent.
Like I think that you're talented guy,
and I've seen you improve your craft.
You're one of the funniest guys I know.
I don't know, man.
And aside from his wife, he really doesn't answer to anyone.
He does his own thing.
He dresses the way he wants to dress.
He acts the way he wants to act.
If he's not into something, he's like,
I'm not into it, I'm not doing it.
And there's no cajoling him or coaxing him or coersing him.
He's like, I just don't want to do it.
Yeah, I think you're hearted yourself, bro.
Like he's his own person, you know?
Yeah.
You know that people, you know, right?
Number?
I'm going to put you to like a six.
Six.
I'll put you right there with me.
I want an unbiased
opinion. I want the I want a guy who knows all three of us. Who you paid? No I
want I want him to come in and tell it tell us who is the coolest of the three
radace of at one two and three. And then also like maybe later on not against
each other but we can do a poll is
this person would you consider this person cool and then we'll see how we
stack up with the listeners because we don't know how cool we are to them to
listeners yeah let me just go to Reddit you'll see exactly how cool you are to them
maybe I don't want to see that pole. Yeah. I think you want to stick with me every bad, very bad, too.
I see all the emails.
Why do these people sing this?
Come over to the mic.
You've been listening for how long?
It's like close to the beginning.
Is he close enough to the mic?
Am I close enough to the mic?
Very good.
No pressure. Early on, early days. No pressure though, but who do you consider? Is he close enough to the mic? Am I close enough to the mic? There we go. You're good.
No pressure.
Early on, early days.
No pressure, though, but who do you consider in order of coolness?
What's the order?
And this is a cool guy.
He would be considered a cool guy.
I've got a solid look.
When my daughter was taken over the merch, I said the guy that it's gonna be helping us
He's very very cool. She's a little make some cool. It's like like got tats
I said he's got he wears a hat like like
I said he's got who the hell is that?
And he's got these earrings I said like the game those big earrings I said he's he's all about like cool
I said, yeah, I think we're gonna be all right. I said I mean I said he's he's all about like cool I said yeah I think
we're gonna be all right I said I mean I think he's a sissy you're thinking
school my wife would not say I'm cool your wife would not say all right but what do you
say about TSD in order of coolness where do you put who do you put it three three yeah we're
going and this is sending order my opinion or based on everything that I would only own your opinion your opinion
See this is this is a little bit more I think I know I know that I got the rest of the world
Proceeds I think rather than we're so close to each other it's hard to I
Do agree with that because I look at you guys
And I'm impressed with you guys even after all these years, so yeah, this is rough. I don't know Q as well
As I know you've been Brian, but you know, but I know but I know I'm from yeah sure from listening
Okay
Number three number three. I'm gonna go with cute
I agree with her. I do agree with him. So let me make some such a nerd
For not you know why not give us reasons as why we should stop hanging out with it
So when we deliver the news
Who's number two?
No wait, wait back up on cue a little bit first like yeah, like what what is it? You're not gonna make a man's or why he's never worse.
Like, that's not cool.
That's not cool.
It's like to make him like say why you put him at number three.
If I'm number two, I want to know why I'm at number two.
There's one reason as to like what is it that makes because you don't know him.
Well, do do do do do this first and then do it.
We can read this. It's a why he feels that way. It might make it am I making it easier if I have to do a list you're making me do a list
So I'm gonna
Three two one
What was it?
You're yeah, well would be the a lot of people agree with that
But that's only because you're making me do a list it really it would be like it would be you didn't ask me
I would have never said that it'd be like yeah
All around at 8.5 truthfully, but if I had to a list
That's where all right now I don't even care why Q isn't the coolest why is what
Well, I think in this in in my, what makes you cool is not everything that
you do, but your outlook on life and what you do.
I've never been to an Applebee's and seen somebody just order a burger, just the bun.
And the bun is only the carrying case for the burger.
The bun is not being eaten, only the burger is being eaten. And he gives no fucks about it.
Let me tell you something after watching that for 40 plus years. It's not cool anymore.
Also the partridge family thing, the album he's looking for isn't just a partridge family album.
It's like the way the songs were on the show. So that's a very specific like audio file type cool factor.
Even my buddy has to listen to it on one speaker and one speaker.
Kids are stopping with their studio file. I'm sorry I have to dismiss the guys
opinion. No, no, no, but that's a cool that's a little cool factor. But you guys can Brian do to get to my level.
Ditch the buns I guess. Listen to obscure crummy music. Yeah, yeah.
Find some crummy 70s music. Yeah, I've got no advice for me or a poor cue.
No, I think you guys are all I think you guys are all great.
Hmm. This is a man who's nervous right now. Yeah.
I mean, I'm on the roof.
I mean, I got to appreciate the, the wear with all to pick the guy who sings your
checks.
That's the coolest.
I got to, you know, I do appreciate that.
I like that angle.
Yeah, I mean, I think though, if if you if Tommy were to pick you at
number one I know it's crazy but I would think that would me be more meaningful
than Mary Beth. Oh yeah strangely enough. Right isn't it? Yeah but since he
didn't. I guess I'll just have to stick with Mary bad.
You remember two, though.
Number two, yeah.
You were too late, bad.
First loser.
Not the worst.
Everybody remembers number two.
Silver ain't bad.
I mean, you walked out of that Patreon meeting pretty gangster, so I mean, that was pretty
epic.
After making fun of all the exact same stuff, everybody.
That's a rocket print.
You dropped the grenade and walked out.
See, I would put you there more than me.
Would be the way that I would put it,
but I don't argue with this with the way he's perceiving it.
I understand why.
I got to, I might be inclined to agree.
I do, I like, I like you, man.
I like who you are.
I know.
Hit me square.
Like I said, anytime that I,
anytime that like I said, I always feel like
just don't want you to get like that head to get super big
I don't see that happening and I'm glad there's a guy like you to keep you in check
The universe wasn't enough. Yeah, childhood wasn't enough
Tell him Steve Dave
Dave.