Tell Em Steve-Dave - #421: Retailer Holocaust

Episode Date: September 27, 2019

Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.

I'm saying right now, it's gonna be Bezos is gonna be the new Hitler. I mean, come on, I want to fuck a radio-sitting musical. I want to mass the square garden. I haven't you put him out enough. Helen Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. Very rarely do we get into yet another podcast so quickly after entering the main podcast, but go ahead. Oh, what's up? Hello, everybody. Welcome the all new puck nuts, by the way, dealing with the wild world of sports and everything

else, not not energetic. I thought I'd get a little bit more out of the guy. Oh, sorry. It's been a long day at a shared universe, but all right. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the all new puck nuts. All new puck nuts minute. You got to stay on brand, man.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I let everybody down It will never happen again. What are we talking about today? Ming are we talking about Walt's Patriots and this this Antonio Brown. Oh, yeah, we're talking about AB Yeah, I would like to talk about this. I found this very interesting this This whole thing

Can you can you tell everyone what exactly happened? I know a couple things here, but now he's back in college, I hear. He's like Rodney. Tony O'Brown, an all-world wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Disc Runtled last year didn't want to play for the Steelers anymore. Felt he was undervalued with the team. Forces his way out of Pittsburgh via trade to the Oakland Raiders. forces his way out of Pittsburgh via trade to the Oakland Raiders gets to Oakland signs a major big bucks deal nine million dollar signing bonus yadda yadda yadda then proceeds to have a meltdown of which this force world really has not seen before you know doing weird things like recording his coach without his knowledge. Recording a white story records almost everything right really. You know on a phone call that he had with his with his head coach he recorded it and put coach without his knowledge. He records almost everything, right? He really wrote about it.

You know, on a phone call that he had with his head coach, he recorded it and put it online, you know, without the coach's knowledge. That is weird. Refusing to wear a helmet that he, no, wanting to wear his old helmet so much, threatening to retire if they don't allow him to wear his old helmet, which is out of date now.

It's not concussion protocol Approved so he was making weird demands acting very Like he had like a personality disorder And the theory was he was doing it on purpose so he could get cut by the team Which he did get cut by the team and then their patriots Tom Tom Brady's Patriots, then picks up this player, signs them to a mega deal, $9 million again, signing bonus. And then the day after he signs that big deal with the Patriots, it's found out the world

finds out that he has multiple sexual assault, civil suits. Not criminal, civil. Civil suits in the works so that he has a lot of things going on that he's being sued by multiple women for behavior that is unacceptable. Patriots playing for one game, but then Antonio Brown sends tweets out, I guess, threatening tweets about the women

or the women that are accusing him of these crimes and the patrons are then forced like it just got to noise. The noise was too much, the distractions too heavy. Couldn't deal with it. They're like, you know what? We got to cut them too. There's no dealing with this. It's beyond the pale. Cut them. So now he has he's jobless and said he would never play in the NFL again. He turned his back on the NFL. Yeah, the NFL is I think it's the other way around this point. I don't know if any teams want to take a chance He has, he's jobless and said he would never play the NFL again. He turned his back on the NFL. Yeah, the NFL. I think it's the other way around this point. I don't know if any teams want to take a chance at him because of all the baggage and, you know, the accusations a lot of people don't want to root for their team if they have a sexual predator

on the team. You know, it's bad, bad, bad for the team to have this. Is that their team called the predators? Not the sexual predators. It is not. I don't want to watch that on football. How do I know? That's talking. bad bad bad for the team to have their team called the predators not the sexual predators how do I know that's all you can tell that but now he's supposedly you know going uh... to back to college some online courses now why did you want to talk about it i just thought it was interesting that that much money is being thrown around all

uh... originally may have wanted to ask you if you thought that the patriots are the horniest team out there with these massage parlors and these assaults. Championships make you horny. Oh, man. Did Tom Brady get, did Tom Brady, did Tom Brady get all the morals for the team and everyone else is like, basically, is this humanism? Tom Brady has his baggage too though. I'm a big Tom.

What did he do? He hit the saggy balls. A fight for the saggy balls. Not that nonsense. And plus he had a baby at a wedlock. Did he? Yeah. With Giselle Bunchan or something else.

No, with somebody else. So he had sex, you know, premarital sex had a baby. Oh my God. And he's still playing for the NFL. Oh. What? Come on. NFL is right with criminals. Wow. How old is this kid? Oh my god and he's still playing for the NFL NFL's right with criminals. How old is this kid? He's got the kids got to be If not 10 almost 10 I would think yeah the son had a son and who's the woman?

It was like an actress like an unknown actress. I think who Hasn't gone on do a lot of stuff. He had high five. All the boy. Just throwing out all the references. We'll get them all out there. While I were talking the other day, I came down to the store and sage was there. And we brought up welcome back, Carter. And well, said some time about like sage, not getting the reference. And then we were like wait a second. Her teacher is 25 probably or like her teacher doesn't get the reference. Like generation after generation not appreciating our brilliance referencing old TV shows. This is a problem.

Sometimes I wear a bread and butter. If there's some hidden time machine in the basement of the stash and you and Mike just step in there and just like, yeah, I don't fucking need a time machine bitch. Yeah, my time machine's right in this fucking skull. Yeah, Mike should get change when he comes back from present time though, not where the close from the past. Now, cue, you're the owner of an NFL team. Okay. No chance. You're probably at that far away. That's why you're looking into building by the team in the NFL. I'll be for Spanish TV boys. You don't have a Super Bowl trophy yet. You can scoop up a B now. You can scoop up this player and automatically make your wide receiver

core that much better. That much closer to getting that Super Bowl championship. Do you do it? No. Why? I don't like his history. I don't like his history. I don't like the abuse of it. But it's accusations. It has been proven yet. Oh, then yeah. I mean, I'm not getting around. You really get it. Like these things haven't been tried in a court of law yet. These are accusations brought out. I mean I'm not getting around really like these these things haven't been tried in a quarter Law yet. These are accusations brought out. I mean he hasn't had a chance to defend himself yet. I mean where there's smoke There's most likely fire look I'm a huge huge huge huge fan of you're in a central proving guilty I think that's important especially these days

Well, but and anything but to me it's like these days. Well, but in anything, but to me, it's like recording the conversation with the coach would be enough. I'd be like, I don't want this guy. I don't know how the Patriots could trust me. I didn't really post it, but it was kind of public. Yeah, it was before the fucking internet, in an infancy of the internet. That's why I didn't post it. It was an email to get. Yeah, a good point.

A good point. Yeah. Oh, there's no way to put it. He's like, oh, he's not in post it. Yeah. He laughs about it, but it's fucking creepy and shit. It is funny. What did I do?

I've had to be like, people be like, hey, Ming did this. I'm like, it's fucking Ming. Like, Ming's gets a pass for weirdness that I feel like I wouldn't extend to other people. Not for you, I don't. Unapologetically was flirting with Mary Beth the other day, and I'm just watching him like he's awesome. I just go it up and down, Scanning her. Come on, you put her in a friend, I love her.

I put her in a leader hole, What do I say? What do I say? I mean, what do I say? What do I say? She could be in a fucking attunic, or what's the fuck? The Berkothang, yeah. And he would find a bump to admire. He would find a curve to check out. I see beauty in every woman.

Every woman. And every woman. Yes. No matter what they wear. So the question is, are you willing, the guy sounds too weird though to roll the dice? Even if shit wasn't proven? I don't, yeah, I don't think any team right now. I believe he will get another Chanty NFL, but I believe right now he's too toxic.

It's kryptonite to any team at this point. You cannot bring him on the squad if you need a wide receiver i mean i mean he may be shot but i thought desbrian is still out there i don't i don't know why if the page i unless he's so like fucking toast at this point they're must they must they must see something i mean no team took a shot on desbrian which must say a lot that he must be he must be done yes But the Patriots, I mean, they're one injury away. They almost happened this weekend, though, of, you know, being a catastrophe not having a wide receiver

on the other side, you know, Edelman got hurt, looked like Josh Gordon got hurt. So, I mean, does this concern you as a Patriots fan all this like, it's not smooth right now for the team. Could I get in their heads i i think they say to me i think they stay thrive on this shit i think they love like being like being able to like oh these are distractions that would that would derail

another team mm-hmm oh okay that's just another challenge they need challenges at this point they dominate the fucking league ten percent almost ten percent of the league's championships have been won by the Patriots. In the 100 year existence, they need challenges like this. Although it's not very woke, they're like, I kind of hope they be guilty of the sexual assault. So that's a huge hurdle we have to overcome just to see what we can do.

Yeah, it's like a no nonsense guy though, man. He's not putting up. Well, I mean, he did though he he brought him in knowing that there was going to be a circus probably not knowing it would be this level of a circus but i mean they kind of asked for it though and i don't know why they would do it other than ever just like they were blinded by his brilliance though as a wide receiver i mean he's

he's all world at this point oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Hall of Fame caliber. When he ain't getting all the fame now. No, well, you don't think, well, he, it's said he signed up for college again. So he's going back to college. I think he plays there a little while and then, He's not probably eligible to play in college. Oh, no.

He already went to college and played. What the fuck would he go to college for, then? Just a better himself. What's it to you? No, no. Well, what a man. Good lord. All right, Ming, well, thanks.

That was the puck nuts. I was curious about this thing. What did he fucking have to provide? If you thought Well, thanks. That was the puck nuts man. I was curious about this thing It's he fucking a person you thought he's he's the puck nuts guy He's here, you know, what did he provide I didn't nothing Yeah, he left that you were here a foot of Mike. It's just gonna cost him like some that's good enough for me Apologies, dude, that's good enough for me Yeah, well, you know, we got a second. We're here beautiful shared universe. Do you know? That's true. You know, look at all this beautiful. It's great. Isn't it a little hot? Little warm. You guys still have not mastered this air conditioning

system. It's not my building. Like what do I like? It's your business. Yeah, I know you should be bitching to that guy. I should. Well, as a startup business, gentlemen, you guys are Yeah, business for years. Is it multiple years yet? Uh, anniversary yet? A ball between you and Mike that you can go to this fucking landlord and be like, bro, fix the fucking air condition. No, we walk. Or we're gonna walk.

Or we walk. Or it's you later, gentlemen. You can take our name off the fucking marquee. Yeah. Yeah, start up business. You go with low rent and then you go from there. Yeah, when's the anniversary? It's January 1st of every year. That's the anniversary. So January 1st, 2018. So almost at two years now.

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I did yeah, listen to you know, I listened to people you know Mona not moan, but I mean they're they're they're little moaning about the long lines, but that was okay So long live live we're gonna be long. That's the way it is anywhere you go where there's a Brian Quinn Selvuk, Camel, a Murray, a Gatto, a lesser extent, a Jiggy or Casey Jost. Right, Brian Johnson, a Ming Chen, a Joy Fatoon. Yeah, there's gonna be long lines. Yeah, but I hardly heard any bitch.

We're talking about the beer launch, Walt. Ming and I, when I was looking to see who was coming, you know, I see the list on an e-vite from from you Q and the rubsome Horman Enterprises. Yeah, my beer my beer company officially launched Big Saturday party huge party great times Beers out there. It's in bars now in Manhattan and on Staten Island. It was silk As smooth as it was silk there were I didn't see i mean you're talking about

hundreds of almost two thousand hundreds and yeah really i mean at one time hundreds of people in the same room there were no problems who were all drinking yep it's loud it's crap real crowded no problems at all no hardy everyone was having a great time everybody went out we didn't get a single complaint. No fights. No, no drunk and shenanigans. It was good. Yeah, I went to the website, like, I mean, to the e-vite to see like, oh, who's going

to be there. And so it's like, yes, no, and then hasn't replied, you know, not a lot of people, you know, work with. Just leave you hanging in our life. Yeah, most people replied. Yeah. As the, how do the French say it, respond leave you hanging in our life. Yeah, most people were flying. Yeah. Mm-hmm. As the how do the French say it? Uh, respond to the civil play. Okay. Isn't that what they say? RSVP. Yes, sir.

Couldn't help but notice a non-committal wall planning. I got a good notice. There's the name. The name of the guy who's like, why the fuck don't you invite me to things? Yeah. Not going is one thing. Not RSVP. You know that. You know, I have that personal. How that's personal. To even answer an email? Yeah, it's stressful. You can't answer an email to say every two seconds I hear a fucking

chat and then you're on eBay. I just say, I try to hit reply, says do not reply that is email. No, you reply to the e-mail, not the email. Yeah, you click and then you say no. I don't know. So it's not anxiety. A little bit of both. Yeah, you click and then you say no. I don't know. So it's not anxiety. Yeah, okay. I saw some of the pictures. You know, I couldn't handle that. No, I'm not expecting you to be there, but I was surprised that you didn't favor him with the, why was he the response? I didn't really think that he'd be checking the fucking. The list to see,

like, you know, constantly to see whose name was wrong. You'll be wrong. Yeah really What was it that you were looking for? I just wanted to make sure that everybody you know It's I want to make sure everything runs smooth. Right. I got to make sure I order right the right amount of food I had a catered you know, you know, like you got to know who's coming to Natsy. You know how much food I've turned down in a situation like this. Yeah, well comment. You don't have to order any extra food Nothing would have changed there were some other people though. In fact, I would like to shame some of them right now. Oh, yeah.

Shame away. They have social anxiety disorder as well though. And you're going to be shaming them real. Well, then you better tell Mike to get some, to get some anxiety medication. Oh, I know I like to go. Yeah. Yeah, he told me this morning.

What happened? Was it good? He was staining his deck and he got stained all over his hands. And he didn't want to go with brown hands. He thought that would be a bad light. That is not the color. I said, you I thought you were going to say that was his excuse. Yeah, not coming. He said, you couldn't get the brown stain off his hand. He was up to the boy. He's he's staining his deck that morning that he should have fucking answered before. That is staining your hands brown.

I'm telling you that's exactly like he purposely gave himself some sort of skin contact. Resh poisoning. Yeah. Yeah. We have a chance. Also, I should point out this wasn't for the public event. This is for the friends and family party afterwards.

That always is aware that it was a different thing because I didn't realize there was two different thing. I thought it looked to me like a circus. It looked like a circus. What I saw the picture. That was a public party. You would not have liked it. You definitely couldn't do that. You're not going isn't it? You wrapped it. We shut it down at 730 and that 830 to friends of family. Very hard part of the game. I was getting requests. The number of people who asked me to get in. It was crazy. I'm like, look, I had to tell family. I'm like, God, God, which is overbooked. Well, family, they couldn't get in. Really? What's your mom and dad thinking of?

They were there. So they were fine. They were the family he kept out. Yes. So you kept a slide open for Mike? And you? For the friends and family Yeah, my friend and my family kept looking down the street He's I know that I wasn't coming now. I thought you asked me on the pod. I said I wasn't coming I'm not bringing this up. He is I didn't think you were coming Yeah, I mean it's the thing though like I remember you asked me on the pod is like I'm not doing I mean come man. I want to fucking radio sit in musical. I went to massive square garden

I went haven't you put him out enough That's showing Florida how much more do I gotta fucking do I feel like a nice cherry would have been like no, I'm not coming like a nice cherry would have been like, no, I'm not coming. That's the cherry. It's been a Sunday so far. I didn't realize that there was even any, like, missus, did.

I did. Now the thing with Mike, I mean, brown hands, I mean, there would have been all sorts of questions, I think. With the rest of his wardrobe, nobody would have noticed the brown pass. They would have started it that Jesus sandals with those stops and chains, and they would not have gotten past that.

They would be like, you could do this. You could have worn gloves? They made gloves. And he still would not have been worse dressed. That would have went to my brother, Darren. I'm like, oh my god. I was like, did you get off a fucking fishing boat? Like, what the fuck do you think?

You've had a tank top and flip flops and these messed up shorts? Yeah, really? I didn't embarrass you? He didn't embarrass me. I didn't talk to him the whole time. I didn't say it was related to him. So he didn't embarrass me, but I was like, what the hell? Classy party, man. I know it was a brewery, but you know, put on a shirt with sleeves, maybe. There's too many people out there running around. even if you have guns nobody wants to fucking see you in a tank top eating

Nobody really well. I tried to not even wear flip flops to a restaurant I'm like nobody wants to look at my hair. I wouldn't fucking wear shirts at all ever They're like Walt McConaughey and shit All right, all right, all right playing bongo Yeah, no, I left I had to go with so I didn't attend the Friends of Family Party. I was the old day. I got him. He had to go to some shit con to lose money. Are you serious? You went to a con?

I had to go to a convention. It was my weekend. I was like, listen, my friend needs me. I'm not coming. But I'll come on Sunday. But it was a five hour drive. I cannot complain about me. He was awesome. He was awesome. He was not... Doven at time for everybody pictures forever And he was one of that one of the biggest assets we had. Thank you. I was just having fun. Absolutely. But I as I was leaving though, I saw people people we knew who drove all the way up waiting outside

Going hey, hey, can you get me into the party? Oh, I got a feel for you. And you know this guy you work with them. He came up, but yeah, he didn't get into the party. Oh, I got a feel for you. And you know this guy, you work with him. He came up, but yeah, he didn't get into the party. Get him. Did he get in? Oh, he went in. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I'm waiting outside with everybody else who is hopefuls.

Like, yeah, and, you know, waiting to get in. He was on it. Okay. He's the thing about getting him. I got to say something about him. Okay. What a great guy. He stayed till almost two in the morning helping breaking down. Oh, wow. And I kept saying, get him. Go.

I'm like, go home, go home. And you know, he's got the gout. So he's been around. He he think he was going to get it walk away with a cag or something. A freak. Yeah. He's like, where's the rest of that screw going? He dressed up. He did. He dressed up in down shirt, tucked in. Yeah. Getting all kinds of compliments and shit. People, I mean, he had time for people who were so excited to see him. He never got annoyed at people.

His anxiety thing never kicked in. As far as I could tell, he was, I was so proud. Dude, I was proud of him. Wow. That's nice. And then to throw in your hand at the end of the night and help the workers and everybody like like breakdown stuff And like it was crazy maybe he didn't drink too much. Yeah, drink too much about no brown hands. He came with no

Off to a man he was staying in a deck You did say deck I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I look good. I was there for 11 hours. Yeah, 11 hours. Yeah, you said I went stay the whole time who said that you did the show. Yeah, you were like there's no way I maybe said I went to bartender the whole time that you were right about. Oh yeah, there's just two crowded back there and people are like, you know, if it's gato and Murray and the tone that I'm like make room guys I'm trying to serve beer. It's way better for me to just go out and the crowd are outside and take pictures

and say hello. Yeah, when it wasn't Barton, he was out there. I mean, the showing of support that I got from my friends and family was worth the whole venture already. It was interesting to watch too, because I'm like, this is like a real thing.

I mean, you spent money on props and, yeah, signage. Yeah, like, I was like a set decoration. Great thing. That's what you're looking for now. Yeah. I machine out front. Some fucking awesome window decals. Yeah, I love the logo.

The logo is the online statin island with the Gothic queue in the middle and then Benjamin cat on top. It's a it's such a great logo. Thank you. It was it was one on-gent success. The party was amazing. I was exhausted because we You know, I bartended the I never left from down the bar for for the whole time, but um it was great and the ants. How much of that crowd was ants? It was a lot to so many a t-shirt showing up 13% it was a hell of an outboring from the audience. The listeners too and I found myself being really touched by that. It was really warm. It was for me, a very special day.

Nice. It's good to hear. Many, many familiar faces. Yeah. You know, lots of people being like, where's Walt? That's what I'm like, I wish he was here. Because then you would be there and they wouldn't ask me that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know what that's like. Where's Brie? Where's Brie? Oh, no, he didn't get on the plane. Where's Brie? I don't know. And then at one moment, it would be, it was second only to looking up and seeing Walter was seeing bubbles from a trailer park boy Did you know trailer park boy? I don't know that. Okay, there's a character. He maybe see he's got the big glasses the big thing glasses

I'm not sure. Okay. He's trailer park boys has been on for what 14 years at this long and that. Yeah, that's been a long time. I've animated series It's like a major hit type ring. Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting that there's this huge screen behind me. Yeah, yeah. I don't have to look this shit up. And Mike Smith, who plays Bubbles. Oh, I've seen that, dude.

Is his wife, one of them tickets to the beer lunch. They flew to New York. They never reached out. They were never like, hey, we're coming. You know, fans of the show. Did he? He waited online. He was online taking pictures and then and then somebody came up to me was like one of the fans that I was serving Dr. Sue goes um, hey, you know that's that's bubbles from trailer park boys

Hey, he's online and I looked over and he's just there and it was Real it was surreal then I brought him in the back the crowd went nuts I said oh Mike's gonna see the crowd went crazy you would see Brian's face when you saw him I have never seen Brian I don't know if I've ever seen you react like that I heard Mary Beth as she was on the phone with her mom today she had no like I could hear and she was talking about it she's like I've literally never seen Brian so excited he he he he saw him did it double take his hands went up almost like girlish fashion I love him he's awesome then he was just drawn to him did a double take his hands went up almost like Village fashion I love him. He's awesome. He was just drawn to him like a magnet with his big white eyes

And I'm not making fun of him. I'm glad I didn't see that. Yeah, it was pretty sad And boy Like that dude that fucking cop out like who like when you fuck the guy on over fucking Oh, no, I didn't oh, Mark and swell as well. I run I run to him like I ran the bubbles. It was really nice. It was and mings around a lot. So you know that like if I run into famous people all the time, I don't cons and I really don't care. What was a moment where Greg Nicotero was walking through the con and somebody was like, oh, hey, man, what's up?

And I was like, hey, what's going on? And like, I just want to keep going because I'm trying to get to the green room. So I got something to eat. Walk with a man. He's like, what the fuck? He's like, that's Greg Nicotero. And it turns around. Go back.

He's a walking dead director, makeup, dude. Yeah, big, big, big, big in the world. Back when we were still on there. Yeah, back when we were still there. Yeah, you know, fucking snub, fucking a walking dead and fucking party. That's why you guys got kids. Well, I said, I said a little bit more.

I said a little bit more way back down the ladder. I was like, hey, the guitar. I'm sorry, I already sucked in enough for it. I didn't even have to suck anymore. I'm sure you're the one who suck a walk at dead cosplayers dick Yeah really? He sucked it would have fallen off by that

Who's the stretcher? It's on my throat, bro You suck that dick I tried walking dead There was none of that It was pure joy it seemed I had the same reaction because It was unexpected

Like that's the thing, it was unexpected. Beatley unexpected. Yeah. Like if Walt was there, like, Walt would have to be there nude for me to be a shot. And I'd go, I'll be there. I'd be like, you know, I don't know why. If I had gone, maybe. Yeah, at least without a shirt.

And what a great guy. I mean, I've been texting him back immediately. It's like, oh, now you're, now you're, bud, what I'm, he would, I mean, this, again, the support he showed and then how friendly he was and There's white was real cool. He's wife was fucking awesome and Right way, it's like oh, what am I gonna be on what are we gonna do trail park boys and that plans are in motion for us to go up To Canada as soon as you meet somebody's like put me on your show

I think that's a good fit though. They've had many people like they had a Doug Benson They've had names that like are just into the show. Yeah, I'd want to be on well He right away. He was like I know exactly what we're gonna do and then they do a video podcast in character in One of the trailers that they shoot the show in Like a weekly in so I was like, oh man, that sounds like even more fun than shoot the show in, like a weekly, so I was like, oh, man, that sounds like even more fun than doing the show.

Um, so I don't know, it's going to be pretty good. Like it's a start of a beautiful relationship. Yeah. I hope so. Yeah, he was cool. You know what you got to do. You got to get a little, you got to get a little oil for that chair, dude. Oh, it was a little squeaky.

All right, I'll take, I'll take, I'll take a look at it. Sounds like you ought to. D2's blowing me on the river. The one thing I noticed, like the only place where I would say the beer event was lacking was furniture. I was like, this place could use some baro furniture probably. Being at it's a new sponsor, probably we could have gotten a few bucks off. Here's the intro.

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what do you want from Burrow and the person will tell you? And then other times you talk to a fancy boy and he's like, can I see some swatches? So I make sure it matches my other furniture. I'm just saying it wasn't you who asked for swatches which I thought was like like all the rage in the 80s like a watch. You're offering us a free palette. And I'm like and I'm like well I don't know what the material looks like. I don't know what the color looks like. I can just throw it in a room. He's like i don't trust burrow he says just

no i want to make an educated choice got to match the millennium falcon back splashed send me a fright send me a fucking swatch that's all a couple swatches so you can make your pile decision yeah you if we fucking do more vending for this fucking place and we did for bluetooth this fucking outrageous yeah we fucking did bluetooth without any fucking going to get any swatches or any fucking background

Yeah, that's true. Kill what you have say I mean, you know when I cruise over to you porn and I see blu-tue ads all of you I'm like excellent company What I gotta be honest I love you porn so what are you gonna know Are your are your counts as lumpy boys? Who are your couches lumpy? Do you have a lumpy couch? I better be your house all your couches seem fairly firm. You just want to add Burrows ask me if it's lumpy. I don't know You know what fuck it. I need a fucking swatch man. Yeah

Once you get your swatches now everybody going to be asking these guys for swatches. They should wear out of the loop though. You want swatches from Borough? I have borough money to go for it. Send a swatch to your mail. They want a selection? Yeah, no, they send them for free. Yeah, it's costing the company money to send those.

What do they get a customer out of it? I think that what he's doing, he has for so many fucking swatches. I think he's getting his own fabric to make a couch And then he's gonna go to to the to the auction to get the fucking foam and Yeah, but like you just get a virtual fucking swatch. No, you got not good enough You got a feel you got a feel of it which which is comfortable Why are you put it in your fucking like your dining room or you put it in your fucking guest room? This is your finest piece of furniture. I even thinkrows like, Hey, this is your fucking centerpiece.

I love it. It's a fucking hundred dollars. I wish it's a fucking the crystal ball. It's a nice. My kids like you bought that piece of shit. What do you expect, then, bro? What do you get? Guys, we're doing a commercial for the fucking.

Yeah. You just, you just just put it in a pot for the fucking yeah, yeah, you just you just We say a pocket lips for this podcast furniture you can't expect like fucking see more in flanagan Whatever the fuck it's called I mean it's fucking what's it called burrow? It's called burrow. Yeah People are supposed to want these coaches right So yeah, it's made out of donkey hides. Oh my god. This is an ad, right? That pure donkey hide. People are supposed to want these couches, right? Oh, here's the thing though, man. It's totally customizable.

Oh, see, well, it looked burrow. If you're going to brag about your fabric colors, like finishes, armors, I'm surprised I didn't ask for legs and armors. Wait, so you got swatches already? Yeah. Have you got the couch yet? Yeah. What, you got the couch already?

I haven't got a yet. No, I can't get my piece of furniture yet. No, I'm walking around the house with the swatch. I'm holding it up in different lighting and stuff. I don't see how it works. It's all day. It's like our news. I actually didn't show up to the beer company event.

It's too busy. We're about swatching. You'll like this built-in USB charger. So you can live, tweet every episode to look up fan theories for hours after worrying Without worrying about your phone dying. Is that a fucking their their marketing campaign was like let's marry ourselves to fucking people Just fucking vegetating out and watching TV right what what loser? loser fucking 12 hours a day fucking watching TV. I just think I just heard the host of Tulmsy Dave say he's on his third rewatch of 30 rockers.

Ah! Ah! Let's get them. Ah! The Bryan Johnson couch, man. But they're, they're, main, you can- That is a great feature. It is.

I have that on one of my other couches. Do you, you know, I used to think like I see the cup holders and, and that stuff and I'm like, what piece of white trash would want this? I had that. Me. I mean, I went over to Mary Beth's parents house over the summer and I sat and I'm like, what piece of white trash would want this? I have that. Me. I went over to Mary Beth's parents house over the summer and I sat and it was like I put my cup there. I wasn't live tweeting or anything,

but if I wanted to, the option was there and I was like, this is not that bad. I saw a bed recently that like you could bring down out of the headboard to armrest with, with, you change into a giant chair. Yeah, like you could just like it would come down. It was made of like fat Like firm leather and it would come down and you could just lay with your back up against the headrest and have to armrest with holes in it for your Cuts cool. Yeah, I wanted to buy it but my wife said was something now. That's too trashy. Oh, yeah

Well, burrow. I mean, they're so comfortable like you ever see these fat bastards that like they sit around for so long, they stutth fabric like grows into their skin. That's how comfortable these are. You're gonna be like, fuck it. Forget it. I'm gonna get it. Forget IJ, yeah, I wanna be on my 600 pound life. That's how comfortable it is.

Wow. Wow. So, they're gonna offer free one-week shipping so you can have your new sofa all set up by next week's episode. They're easy to set up and easy to move. You can always add or remove seats as needed. You can build, like as your family grows,

everyone can sit on the couch. You're like one of these third world families that you see like there's 10 people on one scooter. You get a burrow couch. 10 people, easy. Easy. I mean, when you think about it, offering free shipping of ranchers, that's pretty good.

Dude, I recently got a wait set that totaled like 150 pounds and Amazon gave free one day shipping. That's pretty good dude. I recently got a weight set that totaled Like 150 pounds and Amazon gave free one day shipping I'm like how the fuck is this possible because they're just waiting until they fucking destroy all the fucking America's commerce And then they fucking will be like okay, there's no one nobody left but us Okay, now we jack that fucking shit up and there's no more free shipping once they fucking have eliminated and shit up and there's no more free shipping. Once they fucking have eliminated every bit of competition and brick and mortar, then let's see what Amazon does.

You know what they're gonna fucking do it. You're like, they're ready to lose fucking money, hand over fist as long as they destroy. Well, I think, I think Baszo's, I think Baszo's, he was like, this is not a sustainable business model. He said it himself. So as soon as they fucking eliminate

and there's only Amazon left to choose from, then they'll fucking eliminate free shipping. That'll years it's gonna happen I got my weights on I'm alright you say that now but I mean and for us like I mean well for a guy who works in in retail though Amazon's the fucking enemy are they yeah do that well I guess trades and stuff right oh yeah yeah weekly both book there the fucking enemy of fucking retail trades all this is also what i i'm saying right now it's gonna be basal says gonna be the new hitler and and like for a hundred years he's gonna be looked upon as the moment of the most evil

people to have ever lived his business at you i think he says. He will have he will go on. He will have under his guys are under his watch. He will have put down more businesses. It'll be a holocaust. Well, I don't like that. And you'll walk because really, I know you're right.

Walt, he's a he's a Christian. The American people are the ones that gave Amazon the power big and only blame themselves I can't it's where a struggling family can only Support so much brick and mortar when he when they're offering that I don't even blame the American public But what his business plan is evil? Why because he's going to put out all these homegrown companies all all these stores, and it's going to be literally a dustbin or whatever it was a call. What's that call when it's a dust bowl across America and strip malls and malls itself. There will be nothing left when he has achieved what

he's looking to achieve. But I'd still be able to get things delivered to my house this time. We just got a pay for shipping Yeah, do I still get in two days because I'm I'm in man. I'm still in all you guys who who who tow that line, you know You're gonna be they're gonna remember you you're gonna be remembered in history not kindly. We're fucking fiddling. We're over here fiddling fellow grasshoppers. Let me tell you history I'm gonna fuck yeah, all right life you history. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. All right.

Life's hard. I want shit delivered to my house. Fast. Free. Impossible. I don't want to go to the store. I got to talk to the shopkeeper. They're going to hear their opinions on shit.

And half the time the opinions are wrong. Ah. Missin' formed. And then God forbid it's broken. You ever try and return something to a brick and mortar like independent shop This signs no returns no change credit only Amazon. I was I Doesn't have a blanket return any dude. I could take a brand new stereo out Fucking fill that box of rocks and take a shit and it seal and send the back

And they still credit my credit gone to a target the same I've gotten that box from target Like you know something there's something totally different in it. You know what? I pulled a lot of shit on fucking brick and mortar though So shit that I like almost as good as that though, so it can be done if you're fucking crafty It's like my take a shit in this Don't get it on your hands again You have a party to go to

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I haven't owned a watch since fifth grade, or maybe even third grade. I had a Superman watch. And I don't need to fucking know what I'm doing. That was a give your Risto rash or some shit. It was just a big old, especially in my little hand, it was just like this gigantic Superman watch, but yeah, I've never owned a watch since then.

Yeah, you do have delicate, my wrists aren't that big either, though, like my wrists are kind of small. I Yeah, you do have delicate wrist. My wrist, aren't that big either though. Like my wrist are kind of small. I don't know, like you can see guys that like, they have those... Troy. Troy's one of those like stocky beefy guys that has, yeah, that has a wrist of. Troy looks like, yeah, like he's been fucking lifting.

Yeah, he's like a stone mason or a hard worker or such shit. Really all he does is sit around and eat and don't it's all day. Um, hey. Worker and such shit really all he does is sit around eating donuts all day Speaking of which cue I was wondering as a firefighter You jump in on this rivalry or do you Stand up for the fat fuck firefighter who is being taunted 347 pound smoke eater. I don't know they call you guys smoke eaters. Yeah. Sowing his fellow Long Island firefighters for rousing him about his weight. He was relentlessly harassed about his size and even had life saving his life saving equipment tempered with by cruel colleagues. Okay, where he serves

it's a hapog, hapog, long-high log, hapog, long Island fire department, where he serves as a volunteer firefighter employed as a maintenance worker. Haven't done it they taunted while calling Macau or if that fuck. They also harangued him for taking up two seats in the fire truck. And he joined in 2017, presumably after passing its mandatory physical examin' into the agility test. Blah blah blah. Co-workers, Joan, that he would break the pool table if he leaned on it, consigned them to a broken recliner to sit in, and they said, for everyone to call him Billy Bob. Is there a protocol for like, you join the force, can you call it the force? You can if you want the department.

The department, and let's say you let yourself go. Is there, is there like, you've got to do a yearly physical, they'll play on light duty. So this guy even at his, you'd bands, but wait, I don't know, I don't know why I don't pass the physical. I don't know the exact details there. I'm just talking from experience. You're gonna leave your life in the,

what if you're in a situation where you need that guy to be able to quickly get to you and he's that big? I mean, that don't sound right to me. Yeah, like if he's in the house fighting the fire with you and he happened to notice a mini fridge Suddenly your life is not as important right sure Boxes don't know how to lay around Mini-friar I doubt they're doing it for no reason and

Better way though than what the way they treated no, no, I got it I what happened I was at the fucking I had 50 guys from my foiehouse there at the party right right and right away It's like look at this fat fuck like it's just the way you go. It's the firehouse. I'm not gonna sue Sue I don't think they would have your big day to call you fat. They should They should Why you're not you're not on what happened anymore though? It doesn't matter. I can still razzle. He's he's it doesn't matter. You're still a firefire. Yeah, like if you're a marine or something like we don't have that well that um what that fraternal type

thing. I would retail or I have a little bit of what the fuck all you guys are ready to hang yourselves. Yeah. I was. You know, just give me just a unit of I don't have a brotherhood. Who are your retail brothers? Tell me who you fraternize with. The Mike of the show. The whole of like I was throwing the same shit. We commiserate, we talk about how we want to take it to a fucking Amazon. Make them feel it.

Let them take it in the ass once in a while. Let Amazon take it in the ass. Jack, I'm just, it's actually, they fuck you too, they fuck you in the ass too. Jack, are 90 year old, you're super mild, 90 year old, half of red bang, yeah. You think he's sweating? Amazon of red bang, pretty much. Let's go back to this heavy set. Yeah. Ironman. If he passes the physical every year,

how can they do anything to him? If he's capable and there's no signs of, I mean, look, fucking William, the refrigerator, Perry, fucking one is Super Bowl. Nobody said that he was too fat. I'm sure a lot of people, his thing was the refrigerator. I mean, what do you think that meant?

Well, I mean, I'm so capable of playing at a... Well, that's why I said I don't know what all the facts are, but I do know this. If getting called fat bothers you to the point that you wanna have a lawsuit, you do not belong in a firehouse. You don't. That's more egregious than being a fat fuck to begin with.

You have to be able to take that. With that that sick skin? Half to. Even in 2019, we might move away from that kind of. When they move away from that, is when you're gonna see, like it's gonna ruin everything. The queue fat-shamed half the people at the beer lodge,

the thing he's gonna take it to the sky. Yeah, I'm not sure. My trick up, pigs. I'm not sure how taunting your brothers is going to make for a better you fucking like like exactly what if you can't take Me calling you a fat fuck or I can't take being called a fat fuck if you're that fragile Then how the fuck am I supposed to trust you in a fire when something goes down? You fucking, your skin is that thin? What if you see a kid that's bleeding out in his mouth? Why can't all of you be that thin?

Yeah, it's like, you need to have a fucking certain mentality to deal with the job, to deal with you seeing that job. I'm going to work, I'm trusting you with my life. If you're the type of guy that gets all fucking weepy over a fat a fat joke is there a line about jokes though is there a line then sure I mean like they might be a lot of so I think it was beyond jokes they're saying it was like harassed they're like here's a broken recliner cannot fuck with anybody's equipment that that's yeah he said they fucked with the safety equipment that's that's then they're wrong there you do not fuck with another man's equipment or woman's equipment. You don't fuck with it. That's crazy. That he's can be laughing a female firefighter's like I haven't one percent of what it takes. Yeah. So the name calling I'm kind of eliminated the name calling at the stash between you know get him a mic

I've said you know like because they can't take it If seven years on TV didn't prove it Really you laid down rules I can't I don't want to fucking have this conversation anymore. It's over. We're not gonna fucking, we're not gonna rib each other because some of us can't take it. Plus whenever we say rib, get up, get real excited. I was like, this is about get him. He gets singers in, man.

Like he, he's on fire. Yeah. He's good at it. Again, at the beer launch, he looked, it was, he looked good. He looked good, but it was sad in a way for me because people are like, get him, you look good, get him, you look good. And when people say, oh, you look good, it's only because relative to every other time they've seen you, you don't look good.

That's really why they're saying it. But he was dressed up. You know, look nice. But he seems so earned. Like, if somebody's like, Hey, you look good. I'm like, Oh, thanks. In my mind, I'm like, you fucking lying. Cut. You know, but get them seem very earnest and able to receive those compliments. Like, he's like, thanks, thanks Like, he was just so sincere. Yeah. You know? He really, like you would have, as his surrogate father, you would have been very proud of him.

He handled himself really well. Oh, good. Disnice to hear. I've spoken to him since the beer date. I was proud of him. How did he, how did he get up there? Because at one point, you were like, oh, I would have sent a car for you. Well, because that's the other thing.

I was like, I assumed he was gonna get hammered and like try and drive home. So I was like, you know, if you need to stay at my place, that's fine. If you need to, because who knows when you start drinking? But he, but he didn't, not drink too excess. I really never saw him with a beer in his hand. Yeah, me neither.

No, I mean, because he had two places. Well, he did. What's up beer he drinks? Not that he lighter. That's all tall. Yeah, right. Cause he, oh, he did try the beer because at the end of the 90, he had a good thing on me.

He goes, man, he goes, I gotta tell you, he goes, I really like to be a, how he stops. He goes, it'll never be as good as not he liked. He goes, but it's pretty good. And I was like, man, that's gonna be funny. Ming, I happen to notice your underwear before, and I guess Mjundi's new print this month, must be two brown hand stains.

And I'm like, ah, ah, ah, ah, have brown hands? He was looking at his hands a lot. And I think he, but they did a little brown thing. He was a little brown and a little. He struggled one of his family members. I was just wondering like, you know, I was like, couldn't go to the beer lunch. Like, could he make it to work on Monday though two days after the end? What would be amazing if like his hair was fallen out as teeth got all soft and like, he was like, turn him time poisoning.

Okay. I was like, well, I'd never heard of that. I don't believe it was, you don't believe this is a guy. No, I, I, I know, I definitely believe it, but I thought. What do you believe it's, it's, uh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, but Mike I'm surprised he didn't he was going. No, he told me he was going. I'd say you're going Oh, you had seen to me like he had every mid every Ambition to go on Friday with the last time I spoke to him. I did wonder to like How cute how much I could not the nut it's very difficult hanging out with Q and saw on those guys in That loud and that busy of an atmosphere because you're constantly thinking of shit to say and like, when does it be funny, but you can't do it.

It's too busy and I was wondering if Mike did come and he relapsed on your beard. Do you feel a certain level of responsibility? Can you invite him to the party? Yeah. And the next thing you know, he's throwing away 20 years of the fight. Would you say it to the party? Yeah. And the next thing you know, he's throwing away 20 years. Would you say it in the passages? Yeah, would you get him like a super expensive like athlete level?

Yeah, like the like you know, free, you would have to man, or every night. Yeah, you're an athlete. You're a fucking off-screen. And then like what the sober living, the sober living partner for a year after you got a paper trip. Yeah, you got, yeah. Did you pay for the beer? Yes. Well, no, no, he was coming in to be a guest bart Yeah, you got, yeah. Did you pay for the beer? Yes. Well, no, no.

He was coming in to be a guest bartender, but he got sourced pretty fast. It's like, damn, this is good beer, man. He's like, my God, you. God damn, this IPA is good. It's not just something. Yeah, I mean, he's a friend, so I'd have to do whatever I can to save my public.

Oh, boy. Oh, no. You didn't make him drink it. No, that's the right answer. Yeah, that is a good answer. Who doesn't like the smell of pumpkin spice that leaves a crunchy, the breezes crisp. It's officially one Z season.

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I've been looking for a house lately all I care about more than the house is how much property surrounds it so you don't have to deal with anyone and then I can just stay in there and not have to go out. You know what our area is like now man you can't fucking go out at any time and it not be traffic-y and annoying and all kinds of stuff. Yeah, I mean it's new jersey man. I know. So if you can get a place where you have to go out. Yeah, the most densely populated out of any state. Don't have to go out. Yeah, the most densely populated out of any state. Um, don't have to go out. It was Amazon will bring it to me. Yeah. No, or these meundies, they'll deliver them right to me.

You know, so I visited the me on the store in Los Angeles. So that's all your Instagram. Yeah, I did a little little Instagram post about it. Did they know you were a no, I just took a picture outside. Oh, okay. Did the answer. Nice. We put it nice put it on put it on the gram nice it's about 30,000 likes oh wow come on man he's got to be happy with that they got to be you didn't have to do that that was just something you did on your own yeah wasn't some sort of a contractual thing no you know me and he's been with us so long that when I saw the store I was like hey man like they got to be the longest sponsor, right? God, they got to be. That's what I'm getting at you for Christmas this year.

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We had our long hair and our leather jackets and shit. I'm looking at these people and I'm like, I still don't feel like we were a part of that. Like we might have gone to shows and shit or Murphy's Law or whatever, but like they were living it. These like these LA guys and every single one of them is aside for you know they're Mastain and some bigger names, but there are people who are like I'm gonna make it and they're like well

What if you don't make it they're like I am gonna make it and everyone's certain that they're gonna make it And a lot of the people that said that it did gonna make it. And a lot of the people that said that did not make it. What point do you give up? What point are you like fuck it? You got nowhere to live? The second you give up is the second that you're not gonna make it. Were the second that when someone's like, why do you want to do this? And they're like, I want money and I want girls and their hair is teased up. So I mean, it's fucking ridiculous that we were into this shit at all. Like it is. It had to have started the transgender movement. So many of these guys look like fugly women. It's like what are you fucking kidding me? And then the whip like, it's like Manson, like Marley Manson, you take that

makeup off and you're like, holy shit, look at the mug on this guy. And so many of them were like that. They go, it's why they put on so much makeup, but some of them you could not hide. But it worked for some of them. Some of them not so much. They really worked. Chris Holmes from Wasp, that was his, but I think his interview, I felt sad for him. I think making a dough, it has different definitions though because you know making it does not mean going and getting a job At Arclay cinema

That's not making it for those guys like the guy like Dave Mustaine you know hitting it mustain was in it Yeah, but mustain did not say anything about getting rich or girls. He's dead serious. He's not joking around He doesn't think he's fucking funny the least funny people on earth are metal guys from the 80s They laugh at all their own jokes. None of them are funny the people that are serious are Alice Cooper Alice Cooper Dave Mustaine like the people who you're like wow these guys are awesome But those guys are our true artists. They're not in it for They're in it to create something right and you know, maybe the other guys were not whole not They're in it to create something and you know, maybe the other guys were not whole not

fully invested on that side. They had more Baser dreams of just getting gals and money and Because you can't say that Alice Cooper wasn't theatrical, but he wasn't he wasn't glam But he was very Decades before that movie though, so I wouldn't even use him as an example. Let me was in it to Let me was in it and if you are not like if you weren't around at that time, I don't speak for that movie though, so I wouldn't even use him as an example. Lemme was in it too. Lemme was in it. And if you weren't around at that time, I don't see it being enjoyable. Because they play a full two or three Lizzy Board performances.

I'm like, oh my god, enough of this shit already. Oh, that was the other thing. This thing called, it was a program called Back in Control. And it was basically two D-metal kids who were two into metal. Two metal. Two metal. And they showed like a little bit of it. Didn't work. I had to work for some people. I mean I guess it's the same as like the the gay conversion therapy right they're trying to convert you. They're like they just don't want you to wear the studded

studded, yeah, exactly. You know what to be? You're right. Can I say something that could be controversial? Please. I don't like black people. I was like, what does that have to do with metal? Don't you think though that there isn't call for that

in this day and age with like de-rapping kids? Because I mean, they're going out. De-rapping? Yeah, de-rapping because they're going out doing the drive-bys. Going out like, you know. Where the, what is this 19-90-3? Like when it's fucking the hood.

When the hood is the last time you heard about a drive-bys on the street. Go look up Chicago right now. Go look at what's going on in Chicago right now. White suburban kids listening to rap. It's not even black suburban kids listening to rap. I'm not, yeah, it's the same, but I think I'm talking about,

we let kids who are so into rap in that lifestyle may be having to de-rap. I don't think rap's like that anymore. It's not it is not gangster It's like mumble rap. You're like I don't even know what these guys are saying. It's all the same rap. I know They don't rap about violence and rap about it's not like selling drugs and Debasing money sure they do, but I don't think it's pop I don't think that's the popular form of rap anymore. It's too late. What did I rap about now? Who fucking knows how long this I'm not you every single there was a car that drove by the house the other day with and so many white suburban people have this garbage music like with the auto-tune shit so loud and bassy

Christian what the fuck your kid what's going on with this basic. Christian, what the fuck, you're a kid? What's going on with this shit? Where's the good music? I'm in the same boat as y'all. And how do you feel about Walt not liking black people? I'm not happy about it. I'm not happy about it at all. I'm not gonna save you, that's not cool.

I wanna save these kids. Oh, the white savior over here. Hey Jesus, what's up? Oh, look at this. I mean, they're, they're, so it's like that, huh, they're, they're, they're, so it's like that, huh?

They're, they, they, they see and they, the glamorization of the violence and degradation of, of, of women and stuff, it's tough. Do you listen to rap Christian? Not modern hip hop, no. No. I don't, I don't like. Do you listen to the old gangster stuff? I do enjoy a lot of more old school hip hop.

Then I do most modern stuff, but you want to go on a drive by no natural killers made me want to go on a drive by. I have no experience in drivebikes. I heard that song. I'm like, I want to shoot. You need to rap. I think the problem might be Brian Johnson in this situation. Johnson in this situation. Yeah, I don't know. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

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I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't they were scary and they were like you knew you couldn't fucking really like hang with them Only for like a second when you saw him on you wouldn't want to either Where are they today? Probably dead orange ale. Yeah, definitely or an mental institution But they love their fucking satanic metal just like I did, but I knew it was Science it was like fiction. They do too far. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, some a lot of... It was like a musical movie, not real. Yeah, a lot of people can't distance themselves from the art and real life though. A lot of people can, but some people can. Well, those are the people you gotta worry about. Like now you gotta worry about them. I mean, you know, I think as a society, you should be a little bit worried about, you know,

about young, impressionable kids. So you're for 4d meddling them Depends on how what you what it means to demetalize somebody you know what I would do these days I would de snapchat these guys any guy who's taking a picture with a filter you better be fucking gay Otherwise, there's something wrong with you Cuz gay guys are like into that stuff that can't be Not all of them. Yeah, but if you're doing it sure Well the argument would be I guess what we're learning is that straight guys are into it too, because then are they?

It sure doesn't seem that way. No, I think it's guys that are like, I don't want to say anything, which I say fuck you that I am the same coward. I know the point you're trying to make. I think that should be a coming out move. Like if you're like, I don't know how to tell people I'm gay, you just post a picture on Snapchat with a fucking filter on your face of a dog nose. I was gonna keep going in case mine.

My comment was too conscious. He's helped me out here. Yeah, always. Always a good friend. I was talking to somebody at the beer launch the other day and they were like, at first, they did not like me. Cause they. When they met you that day.

No, no, no. No, this is a person has been around. This is a man that's been around for a while. No, but somebody said something about your mom. I was so proud of her when she said it. What? I'll tell you in a second. Um, wait, was I just talking to people?

People don't hate you. Oh, somebody not hated me, but was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I get carried away. I'm talking about my parents. But I'm talking about a listener. No, she's like, it just wasn't sure about you because some of the things you said, but then as I got to know you and then met you, I was totally fine with anything you said.

It was very rough. It was very rough. I'm also cool. No, she's cool because I said, I asked her, I was like, okay, you go into the bathroom, right? And you gotta see Q's mom. It's unbelievable.

She's like the fun mom, like older lady at the party. She's only one on the dance floor. Yeah, she's dancing. Dance around. She's real happy. Meanwhile, his dad is like getting CPR in the corner because no one, like there's mirrors under his nose. Like he's not your mom.

He doesn't even blink. Doesn't even blink. And I said, let's say, I said to Mary Beth, I said, let's say you go in the bathroom and cues mom is in there. And she's dancing around and she's in the bathroom. In the bathroom, she just can't stop dancing. And then you happen to notice a couple lines of coke on the,

on the counter, I was like, do you, do you tell someone? And she's like, well, I would tell you. I said, and then you expect me to tell you. And she's like, yeah, I said, okay. What if before you even get to leave, she kind of like stands in your way. And she's like, come here, come here.

I got a party favor for you. And she's got like some Coke on the end of her pinky nails. Is it in her face? No, it's not her nail. And she puts it up by her nose. I was like, do you just do a little bump? She's like yeah, I was like you're awesome Do you send your mom the passages when you find out? She's like I had the most annoying roommate his hands were all brown

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