Tell Em Steve-Dave - #423: The One Where They Seem Comatose

Episode Date: October 21, 2019

Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.

I think I'm right, anybody wants week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. We're rocking, we're rolling, all of that. I know two of us at this table have seen Joker. You would be right on that, only two of you. I didn't go. What made you not go? I was watching football, there's not only my only day off and I was like, do I want to go to movies or I want to watch football? Football one out football one. Yeah, I'll go see it. I'm gonna get there. I already spoiled the inside movie for a while I did you I wanted it. I'm not a guy that cares about spoilers. I'm not I'm not a fucking adult The only thing I didn't tell him was the full Brett and Lenthe of the talk show scene at the end. Okay. Yeah, I think I've ruined the whole move from.

Okay. Not at all. Uh, did you feel like, I mean, I know why they were put joke around it because it's, you know, people's attention, but it could have been anybody, right? It could have just been a guy. No, a lot of things. So I thought it was, I thought it was a legit joke.

I like the way they tied Bruce Wayne into it. Yeah, so I mean, I thought, yeah, I Joker. I like the way they tied Bruce Wayne into it. Yeah, so I mean, I thought... I mean, I... I mean, here's something that I've said about this thing. Just because I... Walt, I think you'll agree with this without him seeing the movie. It's just because we read comics and we know we're already fluent in the history of different versions of characters

and different takes on characters that I welcome it. Like, I like that it wasn't very Coma bookie right. Yeah me too. Yeah, I liked it a lot. It was very dark very gritty I can't say that I saw anything that I'm like this is mind-blowingly new or cutting edge But he he was I mean it was it was amazing how good he was here were two parts that I was there was one that I was like, I know I know these guys gonna love this part. They were two now, I'm thinking of it.

One in the when he's doing that dance in the children's hospital. They got a false. I'm so fucking hard. Yeah, that was great. And then the midget with the fucking door, a little person, what was it to work with the fucking chain? Yeah. Oh god. I was like, that was a 10 scene, then, I was like, that was a tense scene then.

I was like, please don't kill that guy. I was like, I don't want that guy to die. But on one hand, it's like you saw Rob, Zombies, Halloween. The one thing I respected about it, I do a hardly anything to respect about. Yeah, when Michael Myers killed Danny Treho, even after he looked after him for

20 years was the only guy who was nice to him. Yeah. And he's like, that's a psychopath. Yeah, I thought the joke came for us pretty crazy in this one. Oh, he definitely did. And I loved at the end how he's like, getting his like, getting right rally in everybody. They're all like, well, this is what I said to Waldo, I was like, but the argument we made that nothing happened. He was so delusional and crazy. That's true. So much didn't happen in it that at that end. Yeah, you're right. Not necessarily true. All those clowns and shit like, fucking, I don't know, maybe they weren't even there. It's

like, it could have been curled up in a bowl on a bed. So, but I like that I don't, I don't think I'd rush to see it again, because it's so dreary and like crazy, but I'd love the 80s look. I was like Did it depression? Yeah, I did it to press me. It brought me up It wasn't fun to depressing. I did find it at heart times Not fun to watch right but in a good way. Well, it's, I mean, was it a statement on mental health in the country? No statements, you don't think?

I don't think so. I think, I think the only statements were the obvious ones that they put in there, so people didn't give them shit. Yeah. Like, like, oh, he couldn't get his drugs, and that's bad. We're, I think they put a couple of fucking things in there to show people up. Because somebody's going to be like, no, this should say something. Firewalls. The fucking three guys that attack him on a subway were like, like three white days couldn't have been wider.

And it would have been like the three of us. No, it would have been, it would have been like, um, because everyone suits and ties. And they would just like, the guys like that Wall Street guys that that would that would they're not age they're not going to just read them for no reason a guy who's clearly mentally ill and was like not bothering them. Yeah I found that I was like well obviously they're making this but actually then to be fair they tied it into the rest of the movie. Yeah. There was a reason it was those guys. But they're do well. Oh, yeah, like the biggest October opening ever. Do you think coming to should

be radar? No. Do you think comic book movie should be radar? I think if the if it calls for it, yeah. Do you think a Batman tie-in movie should be a radar? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I'm okay with it. You don't think that that kind of Like cuts off a gigantic base of people who would want to see them Not by the yeah, not by the looks of that box office I mean deadpool who's read that Yeah, I I question if it was you know like should there be superhero movies at a radar? You know they said

Because kids come in and they or parents like don't expect I don't think but it's really are Why can't you just be like it's not for them? Just like you know any other number of rated our movies like I didn't make the fucking movie We got on what should there be a Superman movie that's right? I don't think it fits the character Yeah, he's yeah the Batman's very dark and gritty where Superman so American pie America apple pie is he fucking up Nazis? Like is it a super violent like he's bashing Nazis heads open but you know they have what it be in justice. I mean he ripped fucking Joker's heart right out

Superman. Yeah, you could you could do injustice. That's heart right out. Superman. Yeah, you could do it. You could do injustice. That's a great story. Yeah. So I don't know. I think it's just the material. I'd watch it. I think you think ratings are a product of a different world,

different generation. Do we need ratings anymore? I don't think they matter anymore. I don't think it's stopping anybody from watching I disagree with that. I think it's a good guide for parents. You know the internet I don't think that there's anything in a radar on movie that most teenagers or haven't seen already on the internet Are we going to expose to so do you think it's just a matter of studios like covering their ass just being like oh Yeah, they would take a lot of heat if they didn't but yeah, it a I mean, that's how it started right the just morals and shit and somebody somebody decide just like, you know, like if your kids 10,

and you're gonna drop them, do you still drop 10 year olds off of the movies? I know they did it with us, but I don't know. I have no idea if that's appropriate. But the thing that I like about it, the rating system is like, they're saying these are the parameters of what makes a rated on a movie. This is a radar movie. Like, that's the information I'm giving you. Right. Today, people are like, I don't like that. So I don't want them to even make it because I don't want anybody to see it.

I don't want them to tell that joke. I don't want them to read that book. I don't want them to see that movie. I don't want them to hear that song. I'm not like, I'm not going to say it. I'm not like, I find it offensive. So I'm going to, I don't know. Stay the fuck away from it. Not worry about it. And that's on how it goes now. So really

in retrospect, the rating system looks like a fucking pretty, pretty cool fucking thing. Yeah. Yeah. If it, if it saves their bullshit, these information, here's the information. Make the decision on your own, whether you want to go see it or not. Yeah. I mean, we also, we came from a time where like, it didn't matter to us either because nobody gave a fuck if it was a rated R movie when you were 13 or 14. They just let you in. But I think once these movies hit the streaming services,

I don't think ratings mean us, Jeff. They don't mean anything. They do not. They do not. Yeah, these kids watch hardcore porn. You think it's going to stop them from watching Joker? They can't because parents can't see. Like filters can put settings on the, they're the accounts and stuff like that.

It just goes back to that unfortunate and maligned thing called, you know, responsibility, which fucking nobody wants to have a fucking here about a talk about anymore. Well, why shouldn't you raise their child, Q, by, you know, giving into all these societal sort of standards and demands? Joker, $55 million budget, which means probably like with all the other bullshit like 100.

Sure. Louis listen 100. It's made 105 domestically so far, plus far in 152. Jesus. Yeah, that's why they don't give a fuck if it was right in the door. You could have made that movie. Yeah, it's just funny. I just think that the world we're living we're moving away from like an R rate at movie Being an R rate of convict movie not performing like a gargantuan. Well, I mean, I think the thing is like there are so many PG Super movies that like I think anything that pops up that's different people

like oh man I'd actually want to go check that out because I got enough quips and Captain America's ass and stuff like that like I've seen it I've seen it up fucking 20 times already. Deadpool made 363 and Deadpool 2 made 324. So that is a lot of money on budget that you know did not approach it. There's no way though that some kids who shouldn't have been in that theater didn't get in, no, that kind of box office. Deadpool 2 worldwide made $785 million on a $110 million production budget. What budget?

110. Oh, I thought you said 10 million that was a lot of luck. 110. So yeah, probably a lot of kids who shouldn't have seen it or weren't supposed to see it, but what the fuck? Did it like, did any of that shit affect you? No, I don't think it matters at this point. But I'm just saying, yeah, I just don't know if it's

antiquated. Antiquated? Damn. Oh, just let this point. Yeah. I don't think it matters. I don't see it getting taken out of place, but I agree with you, right?

I think if it were to be, studios at studios, we're not following it anymore. I think they would get such backslash and fucking have to deal with so much fucking nonsense. Kind of like cable TV. They don't put shit on that they could just because they're like, I don't want to hear from the religious right or the housewives or the fucking moral majority or any number of these annoying motherfuckers. Plus the name of the game is... Fuckin' more majority or any number of these annoying motherfuckers. And-

Plus the name of the game is, Make money. Oh yeah. That's all anybody cares about? Yeah, studios probably like, wait, we keep the ratings in, we don't get any shit plus we make all this money. Yeah, okay. You hear what's Mercedes said about Marvel movies?

Oh, I heard that, yeah. He said that they're not movies. They're not cinematic, or they're not cinema. They're not real cinema. They're theme parks. They're not cinematic or they're not cinema. They're not real cinema. They're theme parks. They're not real Films. Is he wrong? Yeah, I would say is he? Of course, why wouldn't he be wrong? That's why I think what is he saying? Mark is Martin's course. I see the guy who's deciding what's a film and what's not.

Hey, if some fucking housewife and Iowa can decide what I get to see on TV. He's an icon though. Doesn't his words hold more weight? They're an icon on his movies. Yeah, his movies are fucking phenomenal. The guy's great. It might be the greatest director ever, right? It's Chris Hezzi. I'm sure that their argument could be made

that if it's not him, he's fucking up there in the top five, easily or top three even. So, but that doesn't fucking my corner of the world. That doesn't give him the right to tell me what I can, what's a fucking movie and not a movie. It's just his opinion, right? It's great. So it's fucking saying his opinion, what the fuck?

But yeah, that's a big overwhelm. Yeah, because people love those movies. Well, they love them and they also just want to tell an old man like, sit down, pops. You don't know what you're talking about. Even though he's fucking Martin Scorsese. I mean, it doesn't matter. That's the thing. It's like, you're right. It's his opinion. It doesn't matter. Just like in social media, all his opinions don't really matter. No, not really. They're only given the weight that someone allows. So if

you're like, fuck it, I don't care. Yeah, not cinema. Should he have said it? I think people should be allowed to express their opinions. But this is interesting like James Gunn, Josh Whedon, it's like, you can't say those guardians movies aren't like the Marvel shit up. Is he saying that like these are designed with merchandise and theme parks and mind these movies? They're not they're not they not, it's not real storytelling. I think that's what he's saying. There's not the art is not there. It's more like a homogenized entertainment. And it's not, it doesn't feel to him.

I don't know. I guess he feels it's not, that it's not worthy of being on the same level as real filmmaker. Well, he criticized the movies for not reflecting people's emotional and psychological experiences as well made as they are. I don't think that's necessary in every fucking movie ever, Marty. Yeah, fucking fun. I had with those Guardians of the Galaxy movies and that Thor movie like Ragnarok.

I got a blast in that. Like, how is that not a valid response like emotional response to a movie? Best part of Guardians 2 is watching Sal Texture the entire thing. That's not cinema. Honestly, the closest I can think of them as well made as they are are with actors doing the best they can under the circumstances is theme parks. It isn't a cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional psychological experiences to another human being. I think maybe Mark Scorsese is like, they're not for me and then

misspoke. That's the way it seems. He's now speaking for the actors and the work they're doing. And what if somebody who watched one of the Martin movies is like, that changed my life, that made me. What if somebody watched one of the Martin movies like that changed my life? That made me. Oh, I'm sure there's any number of you can go online right now and find people by the thousand saying that they're one of those movies changed your lives. Yeah. So then what is he talking about? I think he doesn't know he's 90.

He scores. He's got to be up there. He's got to be 80, right? No, he's got to be older. Yeah, I think so. up there. He's got to be. He's got to be, right? No, he's got to be older. Yeah, I think so. I mean, the least one we sit on this podcast and give our opinions, it's almost always prefaced with, ah, the fuck I'm talking about. And it's coming from

someone who routinely calls themselves stupid. I mean, all the time. We'll fully ignore it. Yeah. So it's like, I don't expect anyone to take what we say seriously. And then his should be taken as seriously. And Joe Blow, random person on the internet, should be taken as seriously. Oh, that's unrealistic though, to think that you can't, that his words are all more weight than Joe Blow. To whom though?

Like, why would they? To the country. I don't, honestly, like, if I like those movies, which I don't, it's never occurred to me that they're not real cinema. I mean, what is that? That's like art. I don't know if it's art or not. If you say so fine, I wouldn't hang out in my wall. But with something like this, it's like, yeah, Martin Scorsese technically, maybe the greatest director ever, emotionally, one of the greatest directors ever, but that's not what those movies are.

They're not designed to be that. Like you said, they're designed to be like an immersive experience almost. Not like Goodfell, it's like Goodfell says good as it is or Casino is good as it is. You're not like, oh, I, I, it's not a scape is fun. No, no, you're like, oh my God. Like what animals?

Yeah, where it's like the bad guy isn't, doesn't have another dude's head in a vice pop and his fucking eye out. Right. You know, it's like these blasting him with a laser, throwing him through a fucking wall. And it's like, it is, it's that escape is shit. That's great.

That's why I don't want to read the new Stephen King. I don't want to hear fucking political shit from Stephen King. I want to want to hear fucking political shit from Stephen King. I want to hear about clowns and dead people and dead people coming back from the grave and dead clowns coming back from the grave. And any number of things. How many, because I haven't read his list for books, I think?

Not for any other reason, and I just haven't gotten around to it. When did that start? Because I haven't heard that about him. Like lately his books are getting like a bit preachy. Well, let me look at what he's written recently. So Scorsese is, oh, this is guy, 76. Okay, 76.

So yeah, if you think that, you know, you're in your late teens, early 20s, even in your 30s, if you think that like your mindset is anywhere near an 80 year old cinematic genius, that would be like, you know, like when we were in our teens and the ones we like to watch, and all of a sudden like we just saw in a newspaper that like Slasher was like, these Slasher movies are not real movies. cuz you imagine giving a fuck Oh Fuck you little dictator

Middle like if I want to hear about silent films I'll fucking Yeah, but we just shut the fuck up and fucking like you dated when you're acting in those movies Silence who did you fuck up and fucking like you did it when you're acting in those movies. Yeah. Silence. Who did you? Fucking trip on that. Shit. You don't walk on a fucking girdery. Yeah.

Go walk weird. Hopefully you'll fall. What a talent. You'll walk weird. Show to why. Wow. We're really. It didn't even happen.

We're really fucking. It's like he's. It's like he said it. Yeah, it's like he's a friend. I think it's, you know, that's what that's what so sad though. It's it's safe because it's he's so fucking far out of the fucking

like. You know, I was. People right now don't even know what a fuck we're talking about. No, there's probably like, there's probably like a rapper now that's like Charles, like Charles Chaplin, like three ends or something. And

that's how they get it. Oh man, I can't even find his book, Stephen King. All right. So this last book that just came out, which is what's a cult again, cue, fuck, what is that book called? The Institute. The Institute. Okay, so if you're going back with... Because I read the lightning one, the electricity one. Novels, yeah. I read revival. Revival, okay. It goes pretty good. This, yeah, that wasn't bad.

The last one that I remember, well, I had the three part series with the detective guy. Mr. Mercedes. That was okay. And this one, which I stopped reading the institute, it was, I heard about the political shit, and I'm like, I don't want to deal with that, but it's the way the kids speak. And I'm like, this guy has grandchildren. He must know that kids do not talk like this anymore. It's like the same speech style as like say it, you know, when the kids are talking. Actually, it's more realistic.

I'm like, I'm reading this and it's like, it seems like it's about smart kids who are brought together because they got fucking telepathic shit going on. And I'm reading the way they're talking and I don't know if it's like is he trying to make it sound like how smart kids would talk, but I'm like I don't think smart kids talk like they're like like, I mean, you say you're just in the Sadies like the cop that's the main character has that that like teenage sidekick. Oh the black guy. Oh yeah, and that's what he's like. I got annoyed by that kid too. Completely unrealistic the way that kid spoke. Yeah, and it's like, look, again, it's like

me trying to tell Charlie Chaplin how to fucking walk. Right. Like tell us even King had a right shit, seems silly, but I know what I like. And I don't like that. I don't like dialogue that doesn't sound realistic from younger people. Like I don't know how they would talk. You know what I do? I go ask a fucking kid. I'd ask, like, if I want to write about kids, how old is Alicia 16? Yeah.

I'd ask her. I want to know how a 16-year-old kid talks. What's the latest shit they're saying? I'm hip. I'm a hip, Alicia. Somebody tried to tell me that Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters was an example of a bad character of a bad person to have in a movie. Why?

Because it opens up the scene and he's trying to screw that student. And then at one point he goes to Dana Barrett's apartment and she was possessed. And he's like, he called the other guys and said I gave her Something something is some amount of drug and people like so now is the date rapist is carrying drugs around his pocket and I'm like, dude. I'm like Just shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up. Like don't do it. Yeah, it's a big country or two sensitive because it's ghost blusters though. It it's Like don't nobody dare... Fuck. Not my Ghostbusters.

No, because I don't care. He can write anybody he wants. He's Dr. Peter Vankman. He should be called a cherrybuster. There's no way Dana Bar, still had a cherry. Yeah, I just feel like, I don't know, man, I'm like, that's now the just the lens we're looking at everything by. And that's cool if you guys, and I'm cool,

make those movies, make them. Don't fucking be very exciting. Could you just leave back for the loathing? Could you just leave back for the loathing? He's, you're talking about his charms. Well, what does it matter anymore? That's the thing, like, what does it matter? Because I like those fosters and the person.

No, I mean, what does it matter to anyone else? Is this a real person or this? This is a real line. It never happens in person. Because you would never hang out with somebody who would. They wouldn't be in my fucking orbit. If I heard someone saying that on the crew in the DV show, one, they would be new, two, they would be back for the next season.

I do not want them on this fucking set. If that's how they're fucking viewing. Because you know what you want to say? He but on comic book, man. There were things said that it's like, even I was like, whoa, I can't believe this person said this. Um, even though you were the one saying, yeah, I was like, I was kind of disassociating. I'll tell you later on, but somebody said something that was probably worse than anything

I ever said, even in the cut shit. Really? Yeah. Um, let me see, where's the thing? I don't worry about it. I don't tell you later. I don't do rail.. Don't tell it or I don't. I don't do real. Fuck, I did.

So where was I? Thank you. Oh, like, like, things that we said, yeah, you could definitely, like, if you don't have a cool crew, you would definitely be in trouble. And it wasn't like, nothing was overly sexual, but like, just like off-color jokes and shit. Yeah, we don't do those. No, even like when you're not shooting stuff. I always have to be aware because everyone did you hear about the three waps who walked into the barbershop?

I can say, waps, that's so problem. No, I think even with my crew and I consider you know how much I love the crew I consider in family, but even in that dynamic, I'm always aware that... You're one sentence away. No, no, I don't mean to be like a fear thing. Or one word. Or just that, I don't know. Not that at all.

I don't have any fear of that at all. You're one look, one lustful look away. No, no, you're not one crotch grip. I don't think you need that. I grab one by the pushy. He's like, I have to be aware that even though friends with him, even though we hang out, even though we have fucking drunk, even though we do all the fun things that we do,

like there is like a balance of power that if I'm not aware of like, I can't talk, you know what I mean, like that can get, make them uncomfortable. And that's what I care about. I don't care about the fucking nonsense. So it's like so there is this weird Fucking thing evil my friends, but I think that's got to end at a certain point like like when you're making a fucking Chats at that ghostbusters. I think you just gotta get I get all my set. I just don't want you there. I just don't want you there. All right, like I shot something

recently in LA and the joke was that I was I don't want to say because look at someone in trouble. But but there was it. There was an edgy joke in it. No, it wasn't even that fucking edgy. Right. And the lead actress was like, well, I'm black and I don't think black people would do or say that. I happen to have Shay with me. And she was like, fucking I say that shit all the time. And it's like, I'm like, well, I'm like, how do you, so like now?

Go tell her. We told her to tell her. It's like, but you're just like, well, all right, but that's her experience. So, but I would, you can't argue with her because that's her experience. Right. But you can say like, well, that's your experience. I don't know that necessarily.

That's every black person's experience, which it definitely isn't. You proved it right away. It's not, but you don't even want to say that. So I think the key is, let me tell you something about white people. I can't do it. So so I like really the key is like I for me It's like and and look on on impractical juggers. We have all Fucking stripes. Yeah people that work on that show But the key is like even even like we have we have a trans we have a trans She's came out in between seasons.

Her name's Sally Volcano. She gave me just that one day, and I don't wanna talk about it too much, because it's like her experience to talk about, but it's like so, but even with that situation, like I feel completely comfortable saying what I want in front of her, because she's not the type of fucking dope

that goes on about Peter van Kvin and Ghostbusters. That's what I'm saying. I'm open to everybody's experiences. I understand all these things. But the second that you hit that fucking that granular shit, I'm like, I can't make comedy with you around them. Sorry, I just fucking can't. I know what I really respect your tone right there because your world is so much larger than my world. I don't have any life experiences with anybody, like anybody different than me. And I feel I suffer because of that. I think you're much more exposed to things. Oh, I definitely am. And I agree. I think there's a...

Walt needs to get his groove back, is what he said. Remember Stella got her groove back? Yeah, but I just like, because I don't come into contact with a lot of different types of people sure and I feel Things my foreign friend I Feel my body checking in wall. I feel I would be More I Don't know I don't want to say not the words not better, but I would be a more rounded polished person

I feel because I don't because like if like if I'll be sudden like somebody started working here who was Maybe you work with Gennem and I don't mean that as a joke, but like he's he's got his own challenges But I'm talking about like Like you like you deal with somebody on the set he said was trans. Yeah. If someone was started working here and I was trans, I wouldn't even know how to,

it would be debilitating though, because I wouldn't know, like, because I have no experience. Where do I shit flanking in? I wouldn't know, like, I know, honestly, and I don't see it in my, but I like, fecal transplants. I just wouldn't know how to like, how. I don't see it in a way, but I like fecal transplant. I just wouldn't know how to like how do you like is there a long is there like a

not a tightrope, but is there things that like they like to be huggable or you're just be yourself or do you be or do you be more respectful or do you like the you curb things that you what they like might say about like ever watching something and you know, I mean, I don't know. It's just I find for me. It's like it's it's one. It's one. You're not an asshole. So you wouldn't like this person that works on my crew. And again, I if we can get her on the show would be fascinating because her story's insane. But like, like almost every other show that you worked on refused to hire back. Like there are people that are like fuck fuck out. I don't have to deal with it. I don't want to deal with it.

Well, is it because they don't want to deal with it because they don't know how like say what? Or they don't want to deal with it because like getting a female assistant, you're inviting, like you feel like you're inviting trouble. These are the things I don't know how. I don't know. I wouldn't know what the, what is like is me worrying

about being myself, is that being an asshole though? Or like it it would be... Oh yeah, definitely. No, I'm not. Maybe you just worried about like, like, like, even if he's worrying about it, it's definitely being an asshole. No, no. I think the fact that you're even putting thought to it

speaks to how much better the environment would be here, because I think the problem that she was dealing with and other jobs are people are like, fucking, I don't want to deal with this. Like, like, whatever jobs are people are like, fucking, I don't want to deal with this. Like, like, whatever, like, that's fucked up. I don't want to deal with it. Whereas you're already putting more thought to it than I don't want them here. Yeah. I'm not saying that.

I'm just thinking about how, like, how would I, like, like, I worry that me even saying it out loud is like, is being like a jerk because I'm like, well, what do you mean? You don't know how you would. I don't like, no, because I never was around. It's funny, I said something to her. As far as you know, a few weeks back. Right.

Because when she just showed up on set with a no warning, and like, I had to work to this person for a few seasons and then showed up like this. And my first instinct was to make a joke and be like, so what's new? And I didn't do it. So I just talked to them, I always talked to them, And my first instinct was to make a joke and be like, so what's new? And I didn't do it. So I just talked to them. I always talked to them and I was fine And then at the recent rap party I said, hi, I want them to make that joke

And she was like, you totally kind of fucking made that joke like that's a funny joke So it's a name change name change. Yeah, and I feel like what I've learned in situations is like And I feel like what I've learned in situations is like Dude one-on-one everybody's the fucking like it there's there's no trick to it It's like here's a person Treatable respect. What's why you don't over think it like that wouldn't occur to me Like how do I deal with this person? Because I wouldn't want to say anything that would make anybody uncomfortable or anybody or Nobody cares about making you uncomfortable by saying shit I can't imagine there's one fucking person out

there that's like, oh, I better not say anything that might offend them. I better tip toe around them. I better walk on eggshells. Nobody gives a fuck. So why do I care? I just want to treat them normally. I don't have a lot of different experiences with different types of people though because I'm stunted. It's weird you should say that. The other day I was wondering, when you, I know you don't like to talk about your demise in a hundred years from now, but do you think, do you think yeah, do you think you'll go to your grave

and be like, I'm glad I didn't try all that shit? Well, I'd be glad, or will I be regretful? That's what I mean, like do you think at any point that you're like, I'm glad, but I also don't think I'll be glad or will I be regretful? That's what I mean. Like, do you think at any point you're like, I don't think I'll be regretful. I don't even think I'll be even thinking about. I don't think I'll be thinking about what I did do. I'll be so paralyzed with fear.

I'll be thinking about, like, well, at least I, you know, I'll be thankful for the things I did get to experience. Yeah. It's like not meeting any trains. Yeah. I just wish that like, yeah, I wish I came from a more, I wish I had just like I said, like, like, I don't know. But you do though, you have the opportunity to go and do it.

You don't want to do it. And there's nothing wrong with that. No, no, no, no. Mix with people. No, no, no. How do you think I know all these people? Can I go out and do shit? No, but now you know what I mean I'm starting to though

Starting to though. I think that like and but on but it's not hard, but it's just it's hard because I I live so such a like a Deadly routine life. I don't really come into contact with a lot of people though with a lot of people though. Yeah, but who does that bother you? You just don't look at the other side. I feel like, like I say, like you have like so much more experiences and so many things that go back on and wisdom and abilities to handle things that would all be new to me.

So, but you know, it's not new to you. I don't think that's the case at all. I think like the thing my whole point was, it's like you know how to treat them. Just, they're just, I'm one of one, they're just fucking, it's like you know how to treat them just They're just fuck I'm one of one. Yeah, it's just a person like so it's like there's no there's no trick to it I think that and but I would ask them shit non-stop Like like if I were to that's I would just ask questions We'll tell you anything you want to know

Um and but it's like I don't know it it's, but I think you're already miles more than you think, because I think the, the average, maybe person in your situation wouldn't even be concerned about what they're missing. You know what I mean? Well, I just think it's, it's healthier. Like Edgar is not like, I never really got to meet any transgenders. And if I do, how would I just think it's like edger like edger is not like I never really got to meet any transgenders And if I do how would I deal with? It's just like you know like I mean I'm so it's anyone who's not white or straight male

It really is surrounded by like like straight white men human. That's nothing none of them handy But if you're not if you're not sitting out to create that environment, if that's just the same thing. It just happened. No, you know, but Mingi, I don't ever, like, ever think of anything like that he's not a straight white man. He's just, he's just, I mean, that's what I mean. Well, I'm one.

It's, it's fine. Yeah. I wish I had more. Easy, come on. I mean. Well, no one it's it's fun. Yeah, I wish I had more It's like so. Yeah, yeah, it is more of that like that like that variety. You just said though you were you're like you're starting What were you start? Did you join a club or a group or something? No, I mean, we have different people working with us now that are come from. We got ourselves a couple of Mexicans. There's a guy with red hair. He's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah. So like we're like it's just opened up like. Have you really not interacted with? I don't have any. Yeah, you really don't go anywhere or do anything. Yeah, and that's I feel like like the, delivery guy, but usually I just make them leave the food at the door.

I don't feel like I'm going to get that, I wish I knew more ethnic people, but I'm just saying, like, I do think there is something to it that now. We, this is a Patreon video, right? We gotta get the transgender girl, Shay, to get a couple different types of people for wall to me.

I'm just, like, I sum it. I think, like, like, what is it, the United Nations summit with wall, to get a couple different types of people for Walt to me. Like a summit. I think like what is the United Nations summit with Walt? That would be awesome. And then we get, look, I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about transgender either. So like I would want, I'd be in, I would want to hear. She's all I see, man, she'll tell you something. I mean, Walt and Shay on a road trip would be awesome.

I would watch that. Shay is one of those people. I'm like, I'm so like, like, Sal, I met through you. And then I meet Joe through you guys. And like, Shay is one of those people. I'm so glad I met through you guys. She is a Shay is the second AD on a practical yoga.

She's been with us in season two. And she's just, she's like having like three, five. She's funky, little black chick. She's fucking awesome. Oh, she's the best man. She's just like a firecracker, ever since. I really love her. I do.

She's one of the ones in the crew that I'm like, like, I don't know how I would be able to live with Heather at this point in my life. Yeah. Yeah. But I would like to see, but she's also fucking out there, man. Yeah, she's got her own perspective on things So it would be cool to see you and Walt hanging out her and Walt hanging out. That would be interesting

Well, let me hold on a second. I got something here, but we should get Shay on the show and the way we haven't had Shay on But you know it seems like every you know, I was talking to Murray recently, and Murray's like, how come I'd never been on it? I'm like, I don't know, like you guys all live so far away that unless like, it's a thing. I think you would have to ask, you that question, not us, because you would facilitate that. I love it. I would love to, I would love to, I would love to,

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you have friends in London? Sure. Ian, Ian K. Morris is out there. That's right. So it happens when you leave the house. I haven't heard that dude's name and so on. I don't know if you guys were still in Ireland. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two moments. We are. We're still in Ireland. Garrett Evans, who directed the raid movies.

Oh, yeah. I'm all those are good. Talking about, you have fucking international friends. Yeah. How Cosmopolitan are you, Q? It's crazy. I mean, you're like, I don't know, man. I put my you want to hear this my get you excited as my fucking galaxies edge f**king

put my foot my mouth the other day in a way that I was like fucking asshole a kamikhan, you know the writer Ed Brisson? Yeah, he's writing like I read his stuff like if his name's on a book I get it and His booth was across from Collins and I was like, oh man I want to go say hi. He's writing Ghost Rider. I love Ghost Resonant favorite so I went over there and we were talking and and Colin mentioned Metro and I don't know why it came out of my mouth But I said you should do a pin-up for it met her and I don't know why it came out of my mouth, but I said you should do a pin up for it or something. And I was like, he's a writer. I know he's a writer.

Okay, that's what I'm missing here. He's a writer. I know. And he goes, no, he goes, no, I write. And I run him in a pin up on your page. But I couldn't say that because of course anybody's going to say that. So I heard he was like, oh man, so I just started covering. He is what I tried to do. I tried folding, because that's how well I know his books. I know lines and scenes from them. So I started over the course of the conversation, sprinkling in lines that he tried to recapture.

But I could tell on his face that, he had lost, he had lost. I had lost him at that point. I don't know if I can get him back and I felt like such a fucking... I don't know why it came out. I was so excited to meet the guy that it just fucking came out and I would do it. I felt like such an asshole. Should I cue?

Should I do? Yeah. I don't know man. But and then another thing happened to me. That was pretty fun. Good that you like these little humiliations. I went to, um, side chill collectibles. I did a tour of their facility. Wait a minute.

A tour of their real facilities are there, or their booth at Comic Con. No, no, in LA outside Los Angeles, they have a, um, yeah, I know where they designed everything. I went and I did a nice tour and how can I ask how that came on how that came to me? Like that's not a real like a real. That's a very uncommon thing. No, apparently. That's a pretty common. Yeah, I mean And Ming did it. Yeah, but like how did you like say yourself like oh, I'm gonna go I know what I want to do today And I actually started because something I had of theirs. I broke and I wrote

a letter and it wasn't like it's cute room. Bracken was like, hey man, blah blah. And they put me on a list, right? And then a Comic Con, my publicist was there talking to someone from Side Show and I said, oh man, could you do me favor? Did you ask anything? You can get me this lightsaber thing that I broke. It's just a piece to a Darth Vader thing.

And through that, they found that invited me. Okay, so I go and go on tour. It's fuck I would dude I was supposed to be there. How long were you there, Brian? When you did the tour. 45 minutes. I thought I'd be there for like an hour, two hours. I was there for six hours. It was awesome.

I was we were having so much fun. I was like going in, showing me everything. It was like six hours. Yes, six hours. I was it we were having so much fun. I was like going in the only everything it was like six hours hours I was also with you it was it was just me and I was getting a tour by Well, he doesn't always say his name because isn't like being but anyway There so some people know me some people don't right as is the way and this so one guy was really excited to see me And I was talking to him this guy Tammy was awesome. We were talking and getting along. And there was another girl that worked there

who was about 23, 24 years old. And she goes, so she goes, so, what do you have like a YouTube channel? She's going, and I was like, Oh, oh, young and cute. And like, you know what I mean? I was like, yeah, I have it. And then they started making fun of me.

So, but isn't that nice? When someone doesn't know who you are, right? Just people don't know. Did you get the piece? I did. Yeah, I got it. That's why we put six hours in. That's why we put six hours in.

Got it, come on. Got it before the tour. Oh yeah. The money he makes, it would take him three minutes just to buy a new one. Study puts in the time for free. Yeah, so so between the 24 year old who dismissed me, to look at me, I don't care that she's like, doesn't know the show. What I care is that she looked at me, sized me up at 43 years old.

YouTuber at best. Looks like he's the type of asshole that would study YouTube channel of 43. Right, he eats pizza or any number of stupid things. Yeah, I do. What do you have? People like him ironically. Yeah, right. So I was like, well, that's apparently what I looked like.

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Uh, is any plans? Any plans while you're over there just hang out there's not I mean you've been there several times so there's really like uh, I'm sure if you know well cane hotter is gonna be in Manchester well in there. So I'm gonna I'm gonna pal around with him a little bit. Gonna see a soccer game. Um, if I can't have the schedule allows yeah I'd love to. Um, and uh maybe get stabbed. It's just not a knife things over there in You okay? Not as it seems I go to the, um, it's just show travel, show travel. It's not really. Do you do a bus over there? Do a bus and, and yeah, bus and flight and combo.

Yeah. So there's like you guys take, is it how cool is it to be on a bus going across Europe? Because I must look so different than here, right? Well, it's England, so it looks a lot like Jersey. Like between towns, it's all rolling field. Like, you know how you get through those Jersey bits where it's just like, like freeholding. Yeah, it's a lot like that. But it's pretty, I mean, it's gorgeous. You know, you get cheap and stuff like that.

But yeah, I wish I was a bot once I'm done with this tour, fucking home for like two months I can't wait so excited it's pretty sweet you got some you got some patreon shit for this guy I don't know I'm gonna bank another couple i by comics the reaction i by comics it's been out of the charts I haven't seen any people like it yeah people are fucking adoring it really good man I want to do more at least they'll do at least do three like two episodes

want a door in that break. Absolutely. Can't wait. All right. Do you think you could handle Q schedule though? Like let's say, literally you're not afraid of flying. And you can do all these things. I know that I know the benefits of what he's doing are astronomical, but I don't think I could go and do that level of what he's doing and not just really not be happy. All right, let me throw this in. You're traveling with me. I just don't have to. That sounds like a dream.

I'm doing that with you. Oh my God. Well, you and I would keep the I hand with the least out of the four of us. I'm not gonna have it. Um, Murray and Murray and Joe were excellent at it. Sounds excellent out of two because he does his solo stuff on weekends when we're not touring, but I'm not good at it. Yeah. I'm the anchor. I would be on the trust. I really am. I think I would be like, especially how long you've been doing it now, I just think that I would be, I would be out of my mind if I had to live. You don't like to not sleep in your bed.

I cannot stand to have a schedule. It drives me nuts to have a schedule. There's a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of fun involved. But we're, they're different beasts, so. Yeah. Yeah, I get to.

Yeah, like when you go somewhere, like, you just kind of hang in, So like, when I have a schedule, like I have something in the far distance, and I'm like, oh, I have to do this this day. I'm like, oh, it just gives me anxiety. It's weird. Like you and Marybeth, like I can't identify at all with and like, like social and not over. And I can't stop thinking about it. I'm just like, I'm not going.

Am I in this really weird set? My mom, and she's like, what do you mean you're not going? about it. I'm just like, I'm not going. It might end this really weird set my mom. And she's like, what do you mean you're not going? And I'm like, you know that's bullshit. They're not going to issue an warrant. They just put you, you're not there. No one cares. I'm not going. Try to have over you two words.

I'm racist. They're gonna be like, I need you. No, I want to say that either though, but it just gives me stress. I don't want to do it. I don't want to go to jury do it. I don't want to be, I just don't want to do it.

I don't want to. I think that's every man. I don't think anyone's like Jerry duty like I think there's any number of things I don't want to do every day and I think about every day though and like I'm like this dread like I'm like I got a jury duty up to 26 I can't do this. I don't think I can do this now something that far in the distance I think about it every day and I'm like how do I get out of it? How do i don't get it i'm told me that he got a doctor's note to get out of his oh yeah but his condition and i'm like i don't want to go to a doctor you know i got the street going i haven't been to a doctor in so long i'm not gonna break it for jury duty hmm i mean you might not get chosen anyway though you're pretty upstanding see if you're a fucking piece of shit extra gotta click me they're gonna look at you and be like, he's not soundmind. He went through two bedroom doors in his

many days. Oh, I don't know. Another couple minutes in another. Wait, what was your son? Um, wait, what was your dude? Oh, um, oh, and social anxiety. Yeah, I can identify with it at all. Like the shit that I see with her, like not wanting, I've seen her hit the deck when the UPS guy comes to the door, like literally fall to the floor. So he doesn't see her and say something. Yeah, I'm not that bad.

It's, dude, it's crazy, but I read somewhere that millennials don't answer the door. They find it incredibly strange that someone would come up to your door and knock on it. I get that because it's, I get that. It's just like, you know, like when a phone ringing, you know, like a house phone. When our house phone rings now, it's just like someone's dead or it's a fucking, or it's a, one of the cyber calls. It makes sense to me too, because no one you know is coming by without telling you, they're coming by, which means it's a stranger

There's not like back in the day when nobody yeah, it's like hey wonder what cues up to and walk to your house No, I'm the door you pull over and get a pay phone and fucking put a corner me. I can come by you just one by now If you even think about coming to my house you're gonna be like hey you home Like how We've been friends all for decades. If I showed up to your house unannounced and it texts or anything, just knocked on your door and you saw me at the door? Yeah, I would be like something's wrong.

Yeah. He's on something. Why does it have to be that? I can always think that. Usually you're right. Tell him Steve Dave. Usually you're right. Tell them Steve Dave.