Tell Em Steve-Dave - #425: Prince Bry of Monaco

Episode Date: October 31, 2019

The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.

I know better than you do. You're a schlob. Yeah, I am a schlob. No, no, you're a schlob. Thank you. Thank you. We are turning over a new leaf and going to be sucking much dick. You're getting a telephsive golden tampon for this week and grandly. Sucking much did it, okay? Yeah.

Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. Boys, we've got a lot to get to today big episode Big episode we got to start out with a recent live show that we had Which is very rare we didn't Sunday Jeff. Oh you guys Because I want to get your opinion on something my opinion. Yes, okay. If you had a friend show went great something. My opinion. Yes. Okay. If you had a friend. Show went great. Show went really well. I thought. No, that was my opinion. Oh, you saw it? No. This is how it's being supported. Okay. I like that. I do the same for you. Nice. I thought it went pretty well.

I thought Sunday Jeff handled himself real well. I thought everybody was very cool. Yeah, everybody's really cool. There's a little, there were some moments where I saw his look at me like, you know, like a, like a seal, like a Gavin's getting club and looking up, looking for someone to say something. Sunday the baby seal. Yeah, he got hammered. The show went pretty smoothly. A lot of people there.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did you guys do it. We rented a space over in Red Bank rehearsal I think, or something, somebody else. But we didn't really, it was for free the show, and we didn't really even organize it. It was one of the ants on Facebook, got it all together. Okay.

And we just kind of were like, we'll show up, we'll do it. You guys can watch, but we didn't organize it. So if anybody's wondering like, well, how can we to announce or how can we do anything? Well, because we let somebody else handle the... Was it sold out? Well, we limited it to 30 people. Oh, so it sold out?

Yeah. Yeah, nice. And there was no sale. I'm like, nobody got charged or anything, but it filled up. Yeah. But I wanted to ask you about, if you had a friend who was like this, how

would you handle it? Would you seek out psychiatric help on their behalf? If you had a guy who has 30 chairs in his car, right? And there's two places you can park. One of them is right next to the door because you have to carry 30 chairs up a flight of chairs. One is literally a block away, this other parking place. Not a New York block.

Not a New York block, but I would say a good couple hundred feet. What was it, reasoning? I don't know. We could ask him. But I said, hey, there's a space up there. Why don't you pull the car up there? And we could just unload them right to the door. And this person is like, nah.

That's crazy. I'm not gonna do that. And I'm like, give me your clothes, load them all and then go park a block away. Yeah. Like it's still better. Give me your keys, I'll do it. No, I'll just carry them.

Which I know is a way to be like, fuck you, help me carry them from here. Is this kid him? It's not kid him. It's kid me. It's another guy who does is definitely on the spectrum. And I want to know the reasoning, because it's time-y'd me. I didn't fight it.

I just asked everybody, can you guys go down there and get all these chairs so we can get this shit done? Because he wants me to pull up where there's like, you know, it looks like, it's only 30 people, but it looks like 100 people. Right. Pull right up and... And not hit them.

Yeah. Can you imagine that? And not, and not and just start then like unloading chairs, you know, for everyone's why are you unloading your chairs? Like if somebody threw this together, that's the first question. Well, who else is going to do it? Whoever threw the fucking event? Well, I guess that would well, I my responsibility was to get, you know, the performers there and the chair and the chairs. Yeah, and the chairs. I got the space, then everybody came.

But the reluctance to just move a cart. Were you afraid you're gonna, you might hit people? Yeah, I had a plus, I already had my spot. I had a good spot. But there was fucking 500 spots next to it. It's not like, whoa, this was rock star parking. That is not true. There was enough spots.

No. I had put my tires where I wanted them. And I made my own life. And everyone around them. There was like five or 10 guys walk down your area. That's because I recruited them. It was going to be just me and you. I would have recruited some people. Yeah. I was yeah, we had enough people there. It's not a big deal. Yeah, I'm surprised just still thinking about it there. It's not a big deal. Yeah, I'm surprised you're still thinking about it I just couldn't believe that I couldn't believe the lack of interest and being like we can make it a thousand times easier if you will just Bend a little and move this fucking car with her. He's like

Like all right, let's just do it No need because it got done It got done I guess yeah. Maybe I'm the one who needs to take every go. I may not agree with that way, but that's you know, America's a melting pot, bud. I'm not really comfortable and like having ants

see me drive either. It's a very vulnerable activity for me. I don't know why I feel it's. He does it in the nude. It's a personal thing. I just feel like it's like when I see somebody I've never seen like somebody I'm friends with or close to when I see them driving isn't it weird? Yeah, great. It's strange. It's just like whoa. It's like watching them sleep. Yeah, like if you haven't known somebody for a long time and you have a casual acquaintance and you see them drive. Yeah, you're right. It is it is exactly I agree with you

I'm glad you parked where you parked. I don't want anybody to see me driving. It's like, let's like show them my belly. Yeah, you're like, oh, some, some sort of fucking like beta bitch that's going to show up and carry chairs for your ass as fuck you guys. Watch this. And he's got got them on both shoulders. I've, the other bit of news was when we last Left off I had broken a second door and was told that Ernie you know Oh, Ernie was gonna fix it the man the guy so Ernie comes over Ernie from O'Donnell Ernie Rick Derris. Yeah, does all the like constructs all the shit around here. He's a talented guy. And D. Right. Oh, real handy.

And D, man, I mean, you know what? You don't watch your girl around when Ernie comes in and he's gonna do a repair. I'm like, oh, I've had him come into my house. I mean, I've had him do fucking shit. That is like where you basically should have changed my tamp on after he It's fucked up. I yeah, I couldn't get up high enough. I didn't have a toilet to change a light bulb. So I had to, my wife had to ask him to change a light bulb for me. Yeah, that's a rough one. Because I was just about to tell a tale of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of the door myself. It's just a simple bedroom door that you put on to the hinges. But you got to cut

it because it's too long. I tried to cut it the first time I fucked it up. So Ernie comes. The second time, and I'm like, I'm going to help. Help him. And at least be his assistant. Why? Because I'm trying to get a break on the price. Yeah, I'm like, you know, how much of a discount can I get? You know, he doesn't need any help. This is like you fucking bugging me about the price. Yeah, I'm like, you know, how much of a discount can I get? You know, he doesn't need any help. This is like you fucking bugging me about the chairs. Yeah. Go fuck a watch TV, bro. I was told almost as much because I'm talking to Ernie.

And I'm like, hey, do you want me to take the holder off this door so you can cut it? And he's like, holder, what do you mean? And I'm like, you know, the frame it comes in. I was like, it's kind of cool. Like, it comes like the way they ship the door so it doesn't get wrecked is they ship it inside a door frame. I know that.

The last one I was like, it was awesome. Like, I cut it up so I could use it for like, to level stuff and like, I use it for kindling. I was like, I got more kindling and he's just like, that's not a hold. He's like, that's part of the door. That's the frame. Yeah, I didn't know that.

I didn't know that I didn't know that I Feel fucking like I should give you my tampon I don't want your knee to that it what I've in the room you're getting your tell us the golden tampon for this week I'm so excited to be like hey golden can I record It's like, hey, can I record it? Oh, I like it. I record this door too. And then Mary Beth is like, she hears all this, and she hears me help, and she's like, no more helping.

She goes, go outside and read, and just let him do it. And I was banned from helping. There's no more projects. There's no more handy work. Because what do you want to mess around with that? I don't, but I thought it was at least good enough to be an assistant, but then when he's like, hold her, what do you mean?

And then when he's explaining it, I'm like, that does make sense that that would be a part of the door. Because I'm like, can't you just put it on? And that's eventually what he did. He's like, well, do you want me to take all this shit out? But I'm like, it's the crooked house. I'm like, I don't give a fuck now. Let's go burn that.

That's good killing. That's perfectly good killing. We're gonna fucking make this shit hold nicer. No, I don't give a fuck no Let me go burn that That's good kiddling That's perfectly good kiddling We're gonna fucking make this shit hold nicer No, I'd rather burn it Could you just say they just take the door of the hinges Put new hinges in the existing framework Yeah, and have fun Yeah, there you go

It doesn't really, I mean he did a great job And he also re-hung, like I kicked off three cabinet doors and fury Like so he replaced all them So it's looking, you know, habitable. I got a quote for you about anger. I think this one, I found, I mean, we haven't been able to talk about it. Don't make me angry.

You wouldn't like what I'm angry. I, you know, I collect quotes, right, Q? I, I do know you, you, you, you have collected a lot of meaningful phrases and, Tim T-bow quotes, but this one's on a Tim Tibo quote pussy who needs it? Where oh here we go. This is this is beautiful. Mm-hmm And it's like it's really you need to like tattoo it Somewhere in your body. Go ahead. You don't get anything for nothing

everything has to be earned through work, persistence, and honesty, and getting angry doesn't solve anything. The legendary Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly. So a picture of boys, and I'm like, yeah, me and her were the same. Of course she has to get angry. She's a gorgeous golden age movie star So you say I'm a guy who's not even fit to fucking assist a handyman So she's privileged that way

Resonates with the rich you that that wisdom resonates today. Oh fuck yeah, you're out of your mind Can you read it one more time? Yeah, you're crazy. You think people today want to hear this message You can use these I don't know if that's an old school glasses style You got going on or the arm just broke off. It looks like upper glasses almost You're you're you're you are out of touch if you think people want to hear this message today I want to hear it again. You don't get anything for nothing Mm-hmm right away. That's not what you want to hear then not true

People do it all the time. Everything has to be earned through work persistence and honesty and All right getting angry doesn't solve anything. Why do you think that doesn't resonate with today? You think in today's day and age What you saying is basically work hard. All the shit that like in the 50s and 60s, like your parents, like parents would tell people and then it wouldn't pay off because like, especially now with corporations like Grace Kelly, what, what, what did she fucking? So oh, this is, she married forgot she married prince rinnear

she died in nineteen eighty two she had no idea of what the future would be like like when did she say that you know opa i think it was eighteen ninety one uh... she's like you know during the gold rush i've got but you i know that like people don't hear that hard work leads anything now because I disagree

I think there's a lot of people out there who Who understand it but are but just see the systems rigged though? Yeah, it's rigged Well, then if it's rigged then there's no point in doing the hard work, but like Through hard work though, you can even You can break the rigging but that's not fair. Oh, it has to be broken. That's that's fair No, no, it's not fair that people have to work to break the rigging. But that's not fair. Oh, it has to be broken. That's fair. No, no, no, no, it's not fair that people have to work to break the rigging.

That's not fair. No, it isn't. It isn't fair. Why can't I just take a picture of myself and be successful? Why won't people just look at a picture of me? But that's not true. You think no hard work goes into that picture though,

but you got to work to get your body looking fine. That's what you don't though. So you got to use filters and all kinds of't though. Tell you though because you use filters and all kinds of other stuff. What you gotta know how to do, use the filters. Oh, you just can't do that. Or you at least have to know somebody who knows. Yeah, so I mean, there's different ways of putting in

what's happening. So that's the old. It's all pulled yourself up by the bulls. That's your grandpa's bull shit. That doesn't fly today. The American dream is dead, bro. Honestly, she talks about honesty is being a big, big thing. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I don't think the advice is bad. It's just not dated. I think that a lot of Henry solves lots of shit. Are you going to ask Edgar? He fucking counted the shit out of me as a kid. It solved the problem in the immediate. No, it didn't. It created a monster.

Shock wings. It created a monster. Shot Queens. It created a guy who's like, can I have that door holder? They created a fragile man. No, not fragile in a bad way. They call me Mr. Glass. Oh yeah, like a short fuse guy. Yeah, that's what I learned.

See if Grace Kelly had been my mom instead of Pam. Prince Fry of Monica. Yeah, sounds all right. You know, Vintamonico, it's pretty fucking nice. Yeah. You've been there for me. It's not for me. What the hell, you've been there for?

These are gambling like James Bond and the kid. It's an exactly. Actually, it might be a warrant for my arrest there because we got speeding tickets when we paid him. Oh yeah? Yeah. We can't never go back. I don't think I'm gonna go back anyway.

He's not listening to Grace Kelly. Honesty. And you're not paying your tickets. I honestly don't give a fuck. There you go. How's that? Yeah. You aren't taking it yet.

So, I don't even know how to start this big news. Well, do you want to go before you get into the big news? You know, you want to address the... Oh, the Barrow thing? Yeah, just to, you know, I assure all advertisers that we are turning over a new leaf and going to be sucking much dick. Yes. On the future, like we are going to put like fucking advertisers.

I advertise to get your cocks out. Because we're here to service them. You could fucking book cocky on all our faces. All our fucking advertisers because we are going to be nothing but servants. Yeah, I got a voluntary right knee replacement, so I have two titanium knees to get on. For some serious power-circuit. There's a new good UTSD moving forward, we'll do nothing.

What happened? I mean, I guess some advertisers don't have a sense of humor and they don't realize, you know, it's just joshin', it's just fun. Yeah, I don't know man I kind of agree with them on this one What did I stop us? Yeah, I tried Bullshit go back way that I say I say a couple of times. I'm like I don't know that we want to be saying this stuff Well some stuff when I hear him say that

I don't know I'm asking for a It's true. I remember saying it raise any objections to burrow maybe maybe there was a part where me and you were going on I'm pretty hard. I remember you may have said something you gotta come down a little harder on us and rain us in Yeah, we got it. We don't know what we're doing. Do you think a gentle nudge is gonna guess to stop? All right I mean we need someone to look at for someone's with a level head. You know, I said something remind me to fucking Make it clear really adamantly say that it's not a good idea to fucking make fun of the people who tell us Do pay us to talk about no, but you know we start getting it

You know start telling jokes and we start laughing and we start giggling and all of a sudden we're talking about You guys had to edit the commercial Jeffery Bayzo's all of a sudden we're talking about. You guys had to edit the commercial. You were like, I heard the stuff. Jeffrey Bezos, all of a sudden, is Hitler and this commercial scenario. And that's not good business. I agree. And it will never ever happen again. I'm sure Burrow doesn't care at this point, but.

No, they're like, oh, keep your apologies. What is it? What's in the room? He's like, put your apologies in your pocket or stick your apologies in your pocket. Is that what he says? They send me accounts though. I did feel bad.

I thought for sure, like maybe we can, maybe we can cut about this. All right. What day is this going to drop? Probably Friday or Saturday, so we're in there. What's that date? Does anybody know? That would be the first first or 31st.

How about we pick November 3rd? Mm hmm. All the ants get out and make borrowed trend. Yeah, on our behalf on a Sunday, on a Sunday night, Sunday night, November 3rd, November 3rd. We're gonna be here to fuck. How about Monday night? No, we'll be away to fuck. Fuck, borrow. I don't know.

The 31st is Thursday Friday is the first. We'll try to make him trend on our behalf to show him how much we don't even want anything back. We know our relationship is dead. We want to make up for how we want to make a man. We want to make a man. You want to come back and make him trend. How about that Sunday night then?

We'll try to make it. Sunday the second. Well, Mary Beth is here. Mary Beth does the ads for us. You know how it's said like, oh, I'm in Dutch with the little woman. Yeah. When she starts getting emails and phone calls from the advertisers. Did you explain that she's the ad person? She just, well, I said she does ads for us now. But what happened? She just, well, I said she does ads for us now, but what happened? She gets them. She secures the ads, gives them to us, gives us the copy,

and then we do them with different degrees of efficacy. Now I know this is giving a shit is coming from. Yeah, I was not talking about you. I'm doing, I'm doing. I'm talking about him. Yeah, that's fucking it. Yeah, it's fucking it. Now I'm sorry about him. Yeah, that's fucking yeah, it's now I'm getting nothing's are going shallow Fucking have to even see throw it. I legitimately feel like shit because I thought like that's what we do best is like we

That's how we get right advertisers notice that's how people remember them because of the way we kind of like sure We bust their nuts like we bust like we bust each other's not so hard. We I thought that that was understood in theory that's right when they get it That's great Oh me on these is being bitchy to right? I can't say oh no me on these Oh But this isn't an ad for them. Oh, I don't care Yeah, we will believe it for them now. I don't care. We'll bleep it out. So we're just not a lot. But now we're not talking about a brand. We're just a broad star.

I feel so horrible though that that happened because that's never was our intention. Well, what happened, I think what the real problem was, was that we did the ad and they had an issue with it. And as it turns out, when we had an issue, DK would never tell me that it was an issue because he knew that I would be like, what, fork them? And I guess Mary Beth not knowing that was like, hey, Borough had an issue and my, my,

actually it wasn't even burrow. I couldn't tell if it was burrow or the agency. We're still not exactly sure because nobody will fess up. I think it was burrow, but we, they were like, hey, we didn't like this and so they wanted us to redo it. And when I was on the copy to call with the lady, I said, hey, I'm gonna say this and she was like, oh, you can say anything you want, it's fine because we know how you guys do it. So we did it and then it's like, oh, you have to redo it.

So I went on, I did a second commercial that some people would, I guess, define as condescending overly. And the ad company got mad and Bro got mad and I lost us a whole bunch of money. And I didn't mean to do, I didn't mean that. And in the, I mean, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to save on me to do

what every step you took led to that. You got to, and it was responsibility. Grace Kelly's fucking rollin over Great very disappointed Jules and almost over Call here after hours I just want to Repeatedly reach through the phone and just fucking smack on what the fucking phone there's hit him in the teeth with the receiver enough business hours. Yeah, so I went on and almost immediately

they were unhappy with the ad and we're like, we want you to cut it out of the show because it's not very nice. And this is a pretty big hit. I did something I shouldn't have done, all right? You just go, this is fine. I'm the jerk. But 10 years in, this is growth. Sure.

It took a long time to get here. There's a lot of fucking money. But I'm just as guilty that I can't really look because I know I said something. I'm sure I said shit that they didn't like here So we're all actually I mean when I think about it every time there's a there's a problem You're definitely part of it. It's usually me and you through gasoline on it though If I hadn't done that if I hadn't done that That's like we're so sorry

Yeah, I learned to fucking take it. Well, can I say something about and the street all the way to the back, but yeah, he was voice is so right. Yeah, real AT&T bought us and I've been sucking dick. So I got a motor man. They just dialed him out. You got out of a limo and I just suck a dick on the street corner. Now we got season nine. Yeah, man. That's, I mean, that's our new motto though. We promise it's never gonna be like that ever again. We're gonna be not a lot shorter, a lot to the point.

No more humor. I don't know if the people listening are like, yeah, we're super into it. But I think I'll take it, but I don't know at least why we're doing it though. And they'll respect that. Yeah, well, I tried to, I mean, I did the copy word for word exactly how they wanted it. We're exactly as always written, but I guess the tone wasn't what they were looking for.

And in retrospect, I'm like, I don't know why I did. I just, I'm like, you said I could say anything I want. I'm like, you should try to tell you what the fuck to do That's what happened and the thing you don't know why because like in the moment I 51 yeah, and you don't know why that you act the way you do but in the moment like if in the moment I was so pissed when she told me right but I recall telling you what to do but I recorded a commercial like a week later So it wasn't like I was still hot from it. I stood and I wasn't gonna do it. And I'm like, I'm gonna do this.

But now I'm gonna do that. And sometimes I'm like, you know what I'm gonna do? And she's like, nope, never. And what do you think it is? Like what is more, why is it more important than making money? This, this. Pride.

Like what is it? What's more important than making money? Because I feel like in this situation, I'm like I know better than you do your love yeah I am a Shlub no no you think you can see yourself a Shlub if you fucking listen to somebody that they're all of a sudden now they're your superior right they are but you don't want to fucking they're not they're not your superior they're your superior they're not right right what's your superior. What's they pay you? They're your superior. They're not.

You do work. They're saying like, you're, you're agreeing to do something to take their money. It's like, that's great. But I'll get what's more important than making money. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. It isn't I mean you gotta give me that there's integrity there, but making money within Isn't a police integrity. No, it isn't but at times it can flick look at the NBA in China, bro You're right look at that fucking shit. Yeah, but you know why that's better than the fucking NBA

You're damn right. We are fuck yeah, man You know why cuz when I fucking tell him people had to live their lives when I make it statement to when I fucking turn it Trying to fucking entertain people And then when you put the Chinese cock in your mouth to suck the tip everybody's not laughing at you being like oh what happened to that Principal's dead all those all those jokes you make it that's all there is you being like, oh, what happened to that principal? Yeah, that's all those jokes you make. That's all there is. Like a big hook.

You don't get not funny to scale. I was wrong the whole time. All right. I had no idea. But it's a new leaf. It's a new TSD mindset moving forward. Right. And they could have confidence in us

that we will never, ever pull that kind of shit again. I think that's the best. It's a professional 100% through and through. I like it. I'd rather be part of that. I'd rather be part of that. You'll have to just realize that we can't go the way we used to go with the ads unfortunately. Let's see how this goes. Well, here's the first dead actually. We have an ad to this. Well, wait, before we go into this, I want to say burro sent a couch. Yeah, you got to send it back. No. Today I put it together.

Yeah, and I put it in my little low look area. And it's pretty great couch. I got a couch too. It's so awesome. You sent an ottoman? Because I'm like it was really quality and I was just like, I was ready to talk about it talk it up Like why did I see the things I I was trying to I was trying to throw with me I was thinking of the listeners before I was thinking about my wallet Well, that's good. I was putting their fucking

I'm gonna entertain them more than I want to make money. That's noble. I like that. Right? That's integrity. That's honest. Well, I don't know if it is because... That's what we had, but that's a complete 180 now. No, but if you agree to take someone's money to do something from, it's honest and you have integrity if you follow through on that, we didn't do that.

But by first business relationship. For you to fly on. My first business relationship is with the listeners. They were first Yeah, well they deserve they deserve They did deserve to be entertained and during the commercials. I thought just as much as the advertisers deserve to get there their dicks what right?

Well, then I think the answer that would be to only take ads that you can personally attest to being... What you did, I thought, I don't think we did well that fucking blue shoe. Fucking force that shit on me. Well, you're gonna be real happy with the second head. Alright, let's go to the end. We'll just leave that out too. Is that really a blue shoe? We'll just leave that out too. You can't leave this out. You gotta leave this in.

Sorry. I'm the guy who can't control my stuff. Sunday, November 3rd at high burrow, what hashtag? Hashtag? Oh yeah, we got a hashtag. Well, you're the social media person. No, no, no, no, no. Let's have hashtag, sorry, burrow. Is that good?

No. No, no, no. I know. Burrow rocks. Burrow rocks. No, how about agree to disagree, burrow? No, no, burrow rocks. Hashtag burrow rocks. Hashtag, Barrow rocks.

And I'll be on there. Is the hashtag spread the word? Hopefully you can. I don't like that. No, no, no, no, it's changed that. It should be Barrow TST so they know what it is. Oh, that's a bad Barrow TST. They might get mad though.

If Barrow rocks, then there's no connection, nobody knows why we're talking about. Yeah, but it doesn't matter if they get mad at us now. we're not in business anymore. We're trying to make amends. Yeah, yeah Well, let the ant person you just she does social media Rob but then they're gonna know what's I can know it's awesome She'll tell her that we made you trend mother or you could tag at tell We made you trend mother or you could tag at tellin' Crawlin' back and don't let him write anything bad. It's just like I love burrow.

Help us fool these people. Yeah. Do the opposite of what you did when I structured you to go to the because I said I was like go to the website, let them know how much you love their ads more than ours. They're nice couches. Yeah, they're really nice couches. They are and that's the thing it was nice.

They're nice people. We made fucking it up. We made me on these trend. Yeah, we could do it again ants We need you know, we really need your help on son. Don't got to buy a couch just tweet something Sure, APM Eastern hashtag for our rocks and ROC chaos ROC If they see it trending mm-hmm, maybe we can get a fucking Some good people on the Photoshop make it just train without yeah, well the K bro check it out We're not from the Grace Kelly School of integrity and honesty Well, this is this isn't a blue chew, but it is something that I'm very concerned

Maybe we jump the gun and taking it, the CBD oil. Why? I'm thinking it may be addictive. The way Q's mom is breaking my balls for free CBD oil. It's like, Jesus Christ woman, isn't your son a multi-millionaire? What the fuck? Every two minutes with like Bucksick getting me to the my life. Yeah, that has to be good. That's all it's fucking 18 years old, man.

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Yeah, cuz I cost her money to That part I was sorry about I was I To the bitter end I was like then she shouldn't have told me I could say whatever I wanted that's kind of how I felt But I know know that like as an adult, I know. I know. I'm legitimately sorry. I borrow his upset though. I'm, I do feel that. I do feel that. That was never our intention and.

We thought you guys were cool, man. Yeah, I just thought, you know, I thought you guys realized that it was all in good fun and there was no real, you know. And people respond to it. Like people like to. They know that if we're cutting down the sponsor that we're actually building it up. But never again, never again.

We'll figure it out. Right. We'll figure this shit out. It's only been 10 years. So, somewhat big news, I guess. Yeah. On the tell them, Steve, Dave, front, yours truly. You both know this, I'm not telling you anything.

You don't know. Yours truly went to Key West with a ring in his pocket. We came back and engaged man. Whoa. Yeah. Can you believe it? I can't believe you're going to have to annull your first fucking marriage because we sent that paperwork in I think when your wife

Has never Consumated right and rarely speaks to you Unless it's to mock you by text here in there, which is good at pretty good at it Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's automatically. I think you still have to do paperwork, but, but hey, your second marriage, congratulations. But who's to tell me I can't, man? No, no, no, no, no, who's this coming from? The government, huh? I think the listeners are fucking not even hearing it. They think I'm fucking around right now. But I'm sure that they're, they have to scrub back because like they just missed all this because they cannot believe their

jaws hit the floor and you are engaged engaged to be married. I'm looking at a ring right now on a finger. Mm-hmm. Oh my god. This is glittery, right? Very glittery. This is stuff that like I never would have dreamed what happened. Me either. Me either her it's crazy. It's great. It's awesome. I it's almost as if This should be the last episode of T. S. D. You have come now you are Just like the cheese finale. Yeah, this is like this is the perfect ending you started miserable now you found love The lady is gonna make you happy for the rest of your life It really should end this episode It should but I feel like there's plenty of misery and store

We get tracked in the scent too. I mean why why do we want to stop? Or it could be an entire your love It's a home or it could be an entire your love You guys are gonna make him on nobody else does that's really why she's here More of a Yoko capacity She's like you guys are gonna read the edge straight And that's just the way it's gonna go and I'm like who is about ads guys We started this podcast she was 10 My god, that is the most

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Yeah. It's the definition of a May- May December. Or romance, if you say it's that's inaccurate. younger sure. Yeah, it's the definition of a May December Romance you say it's that's an accurate. Oh, yeah, yeah, I might even go like February March December like a little bit younger even Well, I gotta say like you you do seem quite happy Which is nice Yeah, there's certain things that like I'm happy with, but none of them involve her.

Yeah. You know, it's other shit. Well, I was talking about with her. Like you seem like you know. Oh no. She seems to have a stabilizing effect on you. Yep. You seem joyous.

Joyous. You do. Yeah, you do. It's good. Joy of fellowship is not the word you kept using. Not fellowship. Fellowship is different. Yeah, fellowship is what I used to do. Fellowship is important, but-

That was making me laugh. Yeah, so we went down to Key West for our anniversary of dating, which I wasn't really sure if people observed that of the fact. Yeah, I think so. I have. Engage a memory. In my relationships, yeah. So we decided to go down to Key West to you fantasy fast two years to you. Yep

To that porn things fancy it's a little bit of a porn. It's like Marty Grah You know people dress in Riscate costumes. They have a parade. No, it's no. No when Q and I used to go There were a lot of like, young, hard bodies. You ever see like, I remember real sex on HBO. Oh yeah, yeah. I mean, he nizzled and it'd be like, Oh yeah.

Like, there's a bunch of spectators and then two people like meditating and jerking off. That's like, I guess. Yeah, there's like a circle and it's like, you don't, imagine going into circle with like six strangers It's like you and five other people you and your girl and you're all naked and like chanting and it's just like shit You're like I can't even conceive strangers ball sack in your face. You just move and be like will you marry me? Yeah It's a dog or something.

Very fast. But uh, yeah, so we went down this would have been Tuesday. We left Tuesday, flew down there and I made little notes because certain things stood out. Oh, you kept a fucking a Proposal journal. Uh, let's not get carried away. I wrote it down this afternoon. Trump like help me remember some of this shit because I can't remember any of it. He's writing a fucking journal about. Well, I'm sure he did it for the show, right? Yeah, I did it just for the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're trying to do. Yeah, I wrote it for the show. So, let's see what you're going to do. I haven't heard the story. I haven't heard anything. We don't need to... Well, he texted me before he left. Yeah. Just give it a little bit of pretext here. On a text.

He said that he was leaving to go away. And he said, I have one of these. And it was a picture of a ring and a box. And I was like, holy shit. And going back and forth, I said, congratulations. And he said something. He laid the groundwork that he wasn't sure if she would say yes I said bro, you got this. Yeah

You didn't worry that she wouldn't say yes. I thought you would probably say yeah I figured as much although she did laugh at me once when I suggested it what was it for signage like in the 90s? Yeah, it would be in the 90s But in public, sure in public. Yeah, that's one thing I am. You hear that advertisers? He told me in Vegas that he was thinking about doing it when we went a few months back, when Gidham was in there, but we were both so fucking drunk that we barely discussed. It's like an hour and I don't remember anything about it.

Besides knowing you were going to do it. And the way I was going to do it. Yeah, I had an idea of the way I wanted to do it that we'll get to. But we went down there Tuesday and I made, in my mind, I'm like, I'm not going to go. She'll tell you, you can weigh in whenever you want. Everybody, Mary Beth is here. Hello. Are you going to take his name?

Yeah. Mary Beth Johnson. Oh boy. What's your gonna take his name? Yeah. Mary Beth Johnson? Yeah. What's your last name? Oh, amen. You wanna say your last name? It's Hotel. It's your well TEL. So it's not Hotel, it's Hotel.

I like Johnson better. Yeah? What a bloodline. Oh boy. Welcome to a family. Oh, it's like the blue bloods. It's like the blue bloods go to. I'm kidding.

She's like a blue bloods. He'll have to fly to him. Think she was like a Johnson already though. Yeah, the blonde hair, the blue eyes. Yeah, the thousand yard stare. The certain slum to the shoulders. Yeah. That wasn't there when we first started dating. It's coming on nicely. Yeah. That wasn't there when we first started dating. It's coming along nicely. We went down there and the first night,

Q, you're very familiar with Q.S. DuVol is the main stretch, DuVol street. We stayed at the very end of DuVol street where you wouldn't mean South Street. Oh, with the pool? A different hotel, but that same basic area. So you're pretty far away from the main action. We're not prohibitively so late.

You just hold on there five minutes. That's what I was telling her. I was like, Q and I used to, like we'd walk back and forth like three times. And it's far, right? It's pretty far, but she just feels on and shit, so it's a little different. We're everywhere everywhere.

Did you have any clue? No, no, completely oblivious. You didn't know it was ever coming or you didn't know it's coming now. Um, I, I don't, I don't think I had any clue. But I guess did you ever, did you, did you think I would know while this dreams? Wow. I don't know.

She didn't dream of it. Okay. I didn't think it was. Can I have the advertiser? I don't like about that. I don't like about that. I don't like about that. I don't even think it was in the realm of possibility.

You have like a fantasy of like how would happen. No. No, okay. Wow. Most of her fantasies with me involve insurance payouts. Yeah. Well, this is on the right track now. Yeah, really.

So first night we just went out to dinner. Now, it's fantasy fest. So, Q and I were down there as young bucks, you know. Like we were down there with our beads and a mouth. Like 24 years old, man. I mean, it's 20 years ago, the first time I've had this one. Yeah, it was 20 years ago. And totally different experience.

And really nothing to do with her as much as the demo. The demographic is like all the swingers from these retirement villages in Florida, like the Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday we were there. The mean average, like I was a fucking youngster. Mm. It was probably 60 was like the base and the 60 and up. It was a lot of that up back in the day.

Yeah, I don't remember so universal though. And there's no flashing. Like we saw no flashing. It's just women walking around with their boobs out or body painting. So it's not the, it's not just not like it used to be. Right. You know, we gave no beads away. We didn't really wear beads.

But since it's fantasyfest, she's like, I'll get into it, so she had a couple little outfits that she would wear. So like day one, she's in short shorts and what's the shoes were wedges, and then this little white crop top that you can see through. And you know, I've totally banned bras, and whether we're inside or out, so you can kinda see right through it. Nice. Yeah, that was fun. Would you wish it was the old days when there were beads

she could be earning? A little bit, yeah, we had talked about it, and she had a mask because it's like, you don't want your face on the internet. I have to wear a mask then too because if anybody recognized me, that'd be like, well, I know it's spicy. It's got to be her. So that was the first day.

Is it like eyes wide shut proposal? Yeah, in terms of, well, you'll say. Eyes wide shut. Eyes wide shut. Yeah, it wasn't that. No, if eyes wide shut had a bunch of it would look like if eyes wide shut was cast with the people from cocoon or sold in pond. And yeah, that's what it would look like.

So the next day is the day. That's Wednesday, your birthday. And still had the presence of mind to text you happy birthday. Is that why you chose the Wednesday? It isn't, but it is like we didn't have a hard, fast day that that we started dating. So we chose the 24th. I was like, it'll be too weird if it's Walt's birthday, but I'll read definitely remember it if it's the day after Walt's birthday. So we're like, okay, we'll just, that's basically around the time we started going out. Wait, what was I saying? No shit, I lost my...

Yeah, it's a day, you don't have much going on, it's a Wednesday. Okay, so it's Wednesday. Check your journal. Yeah, I got my proposal journal. It's hard to see the writing with all the hearts I've drawn. So, I'm committed to relaxing and not exploding. The first day when we got off the shuttle bus, or the shuttle bus to get the rental car, I forgot my fucking phone and the shuttle bus.

So immediately I'm like, that's the kind of thing that's gonna set me off and get me mad at myself. But I tried to remain calm, right? I did an alright job. Got the phone back and then we start out. Then Wednesday wake up. I'm like, I'm gonna sleep in because I never sleep in at our house and those roosters start crowing at like six in the fucking morning. So the roosters wake us up. We go down the floppy joe is for lunch and she needs to get a floppy hat So we're on our way to get a floppy hat and I look across the street

I'm like hey, that's a run that that's Ron Jeremy and They have like an Adam and Eve like a brick and mortar store down there and Ron Jeremy sit now front Sign in shit, okay, and we had done the con with him in the horror con robbers This horror con he came up and he did the podcast and all that shit so we go over and I'm like hey Ron Zero recollection no matter how much detail I gave it He's meets people all day everything he does he didn't seem to know anything though like he didn't seem to remember He didn't see yeah, he's a line's pretty sharp and all right a little bit out of it But I did get to recruit me. Maybe. Yeah. I mean, you couldn't rule it out. I mean,

he definitely looked like maybe he had taken something in the spirit of the of the occasion. But when we're still getting laid back, he is. He's here in the area. I'm sure. Well, we're at the heart con though, like he gave Mary Beth a kiss on the cheek and I didn't take a picture of it. And I always regretted that. And I was like, I'll never get that chance again. And then we're walking down the street, we fucking see the guy in Key West.

And I was like, holy shit. You know, like, so she went and she got a picture with him. And Ron Jeremy slapped her ass as she walked away. Even though it's 2019, I feel like that's what you have to expect, right? If you get a picture with Ron Jeremy, I think so. I think you can't get upset. He's not changing. No. So don't go near him.

If that's not what you want, you kind of got to let it go. I mean, you don't have to waste every time in breath, but end be a dickhead. Yeah. You can't cancel him, though. He's already canceled. Oh, God. No, you don't have to waste every time in breath but and be a dickhead. Yeah, you can't cancel him though. He's already Oh God no, you can't do this a lot. Yeah, there's people you can't cancel on Not two different spectrums like you can't cancel Kanye No, they're right or LeBron, but because he's too big, but you can't cancel what's his name Roger? Because he's fucking he's sense. People are just like,

I did think I was like, he's a real, he's Nikon and he's a really nice guy. He's a really friendly dude. But I'm like, what a, which I just feel, I would feel sad, I think. To be at the end, sort of towards the end and be like, I just, this is what I did.

It's a, it's kind of a fucked up industry. Yeah, but didn't you have a lot of fun? He may have, I don't know. You got to assume he did. He was just doing drugs and banging. This is a man who's about to propose. He's feeling, he's very emotional. Yeah, cry the whole time. He's a roller coaster. I see this journal. The ink is a little runny. It's all runny. Yeah, but I think he looks back on his life and is like, I regret it. And even I mean, that kind of is me deep and pussy for

you. Yeah. I don't know, but I'm at his age. He's so out of it. And like, since he's looking at his age, I think I'm going to be much better. He's a, I'll be a con. He's like, I'm Larry. I still feel like he'll be dressed better though. I don't, uh, yeah. Like a stained shirt and stained sweat. I'm look at the picture. They were pajama pants. Pajama pants they were. Yeah, I think it's, I think it's,

it's a maturation. Yeah. Brian Johnson is maturing. Yeah, I'm like, I don't want to die like him. I think it's sweet. I think about that kind of stuff a lot though. I look at shit like that. I thought, you know. So, we see Ron Jeremy. We'll get the picture of him. I just want to see it.

Oh yeah. He looks like he don't look great. But how old is he? Like 70. I mean, he looks like that. OK for 70. He doesn't look great, but how old is he? Like 70. I mean, he looks like a for 70 doesn't look like a crazy bad for 70. Nice guy though real friendly dude. Yeah, so you know, we go to the pool that day Wednesday. We fuck around a little bit.

I take some alone time so I can try to compose yourself. Yeah, I'm dehydrated from crying all day. Would you practice for like, yeah, I'm dehydrated from crying all day. You practice I did not Nobody knows what I'm what I'm gonna do, but It turns out that not practicing out loud It's a football yeah a little bit He told me he had to memorize a 35 digit number and made it alone time. Yeah, I was I was I've been

Question it. Nope. Well, I had been, you had a question it. Nope. Well, I had been trying to mislead her with a bunch of shit. Well, yeah, that's a little peak into my life. I'm like, here's what I'm going to do now. She's like, all right, happy time. So you're on vacation. And he says, I have to, he, he says without no humor or joking around, I have to go memorize a 35 digit.

No, he was laughing the entire time. I'm just like, just go, just go. I was laughing the entire time. I was just like, just go. Just go. Most of the trip. But I had built up. You could have painted this as the fucking greatest love story ever and told on a podcast. And you're at fucking Ron Jeremy's in it. Right.

Fucking memorizing numbers. Swinger. I don't see how this is not amazing. I don't see how this is not amazing Romeo and Juliet has changed Since the fucking barred yeah, this state your grace Kelly's Romeo and Juliet Yeah, it's not cheap perfect. She's she's sitting on it is and that's why it works That's why it works. Yeah, I found someone who standards are so low Guess 35 digit number. Why not? She's like, why not? He kicked off three cabinet doors.

Think of the seven he didn't kick. But, you know, so I, I've been giving her like, hey, I have to do this. I have to do this in order to get this whole, like, get the logistics of this thing together. So that was a thing that I had to do, but I told her, I tried to lie and say I had to memorize a 35 digit number, but I couldn't stop laughing about it because it was so stupid, she's like, just go. So I went down, took a little long time, but then it's time to go to dinner. Now, what I wanted to do, the original intention was that I would, because I wanted to try stand up comedy for a while.

So I'm like, I'll try stand up comedy for the first time. And within that, I'll have the proposal, you know, because I'll go to this comedy club, she'll be there. Dave Landau is a friend of mine. He's on Anthony Kumio show. He's a stand up comedian. He knows a guy down in

Key West who runs the comedy club this guy Tom and it's comedy Key West is I what is called? Yeah comedy Key West. So I'm like hey can you talk to your buddy and see that see if I can you know just get a little time down there. Now it's during fantasy fest so the crowd probably isn going to be too heavy. People are off doing other shit and I text with a guy Tom and I talked to him and he's like sure and I told him you know on the text I want to do a proposal and here's the plan in blah blah blah and Dave helped me with the jokes you know like I gave it I gave him the the jokes and then he went over him and he made some crash. He went back and forth, you know.

He helped me work out some stuff and we're going to go to dinner that night first though. I made a reservation. So I call Uber and the plan is we're going to go from the hotel to dinner to the club. The first fucking Uber doesn't answer. Like they don't show up. Now I have my bag in my hand, I have the ring in it, and Uber never shows up. I'm like, these motherfuckers.

So I go back into the hotel room, get another Uber, come on back out, we get in the Uber, we go to the restaurant. Or the restaurant for how long before I realize, I'm like, it's the little pearl. The little pearl. The little pearl. We were gonna wish we didn't mention their name in a minute.

Okay. We weren't even seated for two minutes. We're gonna see if we're too much. I'm like, where's that fucking bag? The bag that has the ring in it. And I'm the guy who's always like, how could an asshole leave like a bag of money in a taxi? How fucking stupid are you?

How absent-minded are you? I have your answer So I'm like holy shit, and I'm like I call the uber guy right away I'm like I think you're subconsciously that you were like trying to sabotage it like a little Felix Unger Um, I was back to go out every time something good was gonna happen. Mm-hmm. No. I think I'm just retarded You just said you're a high- all day. High all day. Yeah. Mr. And even if I'm not my short term is like, I'm just so scattered. And I'm like, fuck, so I call the guy the guy's like, and it wasn't that long. He's like, it's not in the car. So I'm like, the only other possibility aside from being outside and putting it on the ground

for a moment is that it's in the hotel room I'm 99.9% sure I did not just put it on the ground. It's not something I would do so I'm almost positive. It's in the hotel room But I'm not positive So the whole fucking dinner. Yeah, I know you told me but I'm still not positive 100% That that's why I know remember you don't know that there's a ring in that no I thought he does so you just saying oh don't worry about it is it gonna affect yeah and you're not gonna blow your cover down because she's seeing you a thousand times angry over useless meaningless shit so like this is just

far for the course that you're gonna go blow up about a fucking bag that just has a fucking some chicklets in it in a fucking nail fucker he said it was his GoPro and so Where the fuck am I doing? Some fucking nail, some fucking nail. Some damn lotion. He said it was his GoPro and so he's like, oh, I don't want to lose another GoPro. And I'm like, okay, well, I don't remember you having the bag getting into the uber.

So it has to be at the hotel. What a... Yeah, so you blowing up over that is just like, yeah, that's just fucking, that's just another Wednesday. And I can't blow up too much because I'm about to, you don't ruin that, I don't ruin that night much because I'm about to, you know, ruin the night. I don't know what a ruin the night. But he's sitting there shaking and like, like, shaking with, with, with, uh, like rage or what, or did you think like nerves?

It seemed like nervousness. I'm like, calm down. You know, like, let's, let's have dinner. But not nervous about the proposal. Nervous that I'm like, did I just ruin everything? Did I, did I just totally everything? Did I just totally fuck everything up and be like, well, here's what the way it was gonna go. But, you know, I forgot the bag. So dinner is shit, because I'm, I'm, my head is not in it, you know, I'm all over the place. They tried to charge the price. Did you think charm of the fact that he couldn't fucking remember the 35 digit number. I was like, I know he can remember pie. No problem there.

Yeah, yeah, what did you think? Did you think it was just the GoPro? Well, there's a lot of times. Why did you think his reasonings for being this frantic over a GoPro? I don't know. Because it happened frequently enough that it's the reasoning may not even. Yeah, I thought it's like him being frantic makes me like on edge.

I don't know what to do. Hush dinner. What the heck? What the hell are you having a good time? On edge, I don't know what to do. I'm thinner. But then, yeah. Yeah. But then he's like, are you having a good time? I just want to go pro, so I'm having fun. It's gonna be okay, Brian. Wait, I just want to know the one.

Now you got six. I'm here tomorrow. Okay, no, no, no, no, no. That's good, Brian. It's gonna pass by right now. You just stop shaking, stop shaking. She's ripping security cameras off the wall. This is your car.

This is your car. This is your car. This is your car. This is your car. This is your car. This is your car. This is your car. She's ripping security cameras off the wall. Is this your girl? Is this your girl? This one, right? This is the GoPro. At least like, do you want to leave?

Do you want to leave? There's nothing good here. Do you want anything else? Yeah, because it was like, it was a pretty nice restaurant. Which is funny because if you were just calm enough, if you were just like, you know what, I'm really on calm, but I just want to go sure that I have it and we'll come right back. She would have been fine. It would have been fine.

Yeah, she would have been fine with it, but you chose the pan. Ironically, I don't wanna ruin dinner. I don't wanna ruin dinner. Yeah. Alright. So, so they, the menu is not what I remembered it to be, but it's like a very highly rated restaurant.

I don't know why, because I thought it was not great. And there's like some lady there who like, I guess she's a regular, so everything has to be like, oh, Chef Robert made this for me. Oh, Chef Robert made that for me, and I'm like, shut the fuck up bitch. Like, okay, you know, Chef Robert,

you don't have to fucking remark loudly every time he brings you something. Did you make these biscuits, Chef Robert? And he's like, yeah, and he's like, she's like, they're awesome. I honestly was like, these are grands. There's no fucking way these are not Pillsbury grands. They look and taste exactly like them, you know? So that was annoying.

But we eat, and then at the end, and she never does this because I'm texting with the guy at the comedy club. He's like, when are you getting here? When are you getting here? And it's a comedy club and it's only like, what like, nine or so? So I'm like, what's the big deal? I had this set up, he knows I'm coming in,

here's what I'm gonna do. We went over it. And he's not like breaking my balls, but I'm like, I guess I gotta get going. So she's like, you know, we got a, it's a light crowd, but it's pretty decent. It is fantasy, fast, whatever.

So she, uncharacteristically, is like, I'm just gonna finish my drink. You really should finish it out. Yeah, like let's slow it down. Frantically. It's okay. Let me finish my drink. Let's hang out.

Let's have a nice dinner. Too late for that. Yeah. So, yeah, that ship sailed. So, yeah. Yeah. Ship sailed on the plane. That ship sailed on the 70s. That's us tolerance. Bye-bye. But I'm like, Array, we got to go. So now I have to go all the way back to the hotel, which isn't that far. Before enough that I'm like, it's taking time that I could just get to the club

and sort of like, as my plan is when I get to the club, I'm like, I have my lapel mic. I'm gonna, we'll sit down, we'll have a drink, we'll like listen to the comics, I'm gonna excuse myself to the bathroom. I'll set up my GoPro, like a whole. Well, you don't know he's going to go up there and do it No, what's the called like a set. Yeah, yeah, she has no idea. All I said was like I Want to go to the comedy club that the Dave knows the guy

So we get back to the hotel And I see the bag on the bed Collapse on the back because I'm like, I can exhale now. Now I know for sure 100% I didn't just lose a pretty expensive piece of hardware. I'm like, I'm not that traditional. So fuck no way. No, that was made up by debiers. I don't recognize any shit that's made up by a company that sells the stuff they're supposed to be buying. But we get back to the hotel and I'm like, all right, all right, let's go. And I'm like, I'm gonna call the Uber, okay?

She's like, she never does this, ever. Like, ever. She's usually like boom, boom, boom. Like she's she's the one like let's go because I'm later whenever and she's taken forever I'm like we got to go so I just call the uber and we get to the comedy club right so now what's that you're basically running into the comedy club and I was almost like what the fuck yeah yeah cuz I'm amped up she doesn't know why and then it's supposed to be a total surprise. I don't want her to know. And really, what I wanted to think is that part of this anniversary gift is me having talked about doing standups.

I'm like, I'm gonna do it. Here's the prize. I'll do it for the first time on our anniversary. And as we're walking into the club, I look at the, they have like a TV screen marquee and I'm headlining that night. I'm unaware. I'm unaware that that's the case.

And I'm like, oh, and she doesn't see it. And we're hustling past and this guy goes, oh, hey, he goes, I think he's going to get you right up there. Now I have to pretend I don't know what the hell he's talking about because nobody's supposed to know. Your cover is blown at this point. I know you're blowing up. Now I have to pretend I don't know what the hell he's talking about because nobody's supposed to know Your cover is blown at this point. I know you're blowing up because I tried to lie to her. I tried to be like oh hey I was like what did he say the he thinks I'm going up

But I didn't sell it. I didn't sell who what yeah We walk in and I would say it was, I mean, you know, my plan, it was less than 15 seconds. I didn't even get to sit down and the Tom is on the stage and there's like probably 30 people there maybe something like that 25 30 people and he's like, oh, Brian's here. So I don't get a chance, like I go right from the Uber into the club and now I have to go right up on stage. There's no like moment to breathe and assess and get my goddamn microphone on. So I go up and the intro is super awkward because I think he wants me to go up. It sounds like he wants me to just get up on the stage. So I go up there and

like, you know how you do it? It's stand up clubs where it's like, here comes Brian, I go my hand, and then I'm supposed to be like, keep it going for Tom, yeah, that whole thing. None of that happened. Because I'm fucking amped up and like, almost like I'm on Coke, which I'm not. So I get up on stage and I start. And it's going okay at first, I think.

But then I get annoyed at something and I talk about it. I don't know. Do you remember what it was? I don't recall what it was, but I started talking about it, and that's where I fucked up because I lost my place. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh shit, where am I? Okay. All right. Now you feeling nervous at this point? No, people said I look nervous, but I did not feel nervous at all. I don't feel nervous on stage, but I was scattered because of, you know, what I'm going to do.

And I want, I don't necessarily need everything to go right, but I do want it to go somewhat according to play, you know, at least a loose approximation of what I have in my mind. So, so I get up there and I'm doing the act and then I forget what I'm supposed to say next, but I have note cards in my back pocket, just in case. I wasn't aware that this is extremely common that a stand-up use papers and note cards and phones. I've seen Colin Cohen do it, I've seen Chappelle do it. I had no idea. I'm trying to memorize this stuff, which in my mind is probably about five minutes worth a material. About like a 35 digit number.

Yeah, about that. So, so this five minutes is not five minutes. It turns out it's closer to 20 minutes eventually, which is not. But you have 20 minutes worth of material? No, I probably have 15 minutes worth of material and five minutes of like, where the fuck was I again? No, no, no. So I get my note cards out and I'm like, fine.

I'll just like, because I hit, there were certain things that I'm like, if I hit this, then I know I can do this bit. If I hit this, then I can know I can do this bit. Just like keywords or something. But I have quite a few of them. And I don't know how it happened, but they got all shuffled up.

So I get my note cards out, and I'm like, okay, first card, then I look at the second one, I'm like, oh shit, like they're all shuffled up. So they're numbered, they weren't, no, I didn't number them. I put them, and I put them, there's hand right them. Hand right them.

So they're hardly legible. I don't have my glasses on. I don't have, I don't know how much good they would have done me anyway. You're right, you're right. So they're like, so it's bad and fucking. Yeah. I don't have my glasses on. I don't know how much good they would have done me anyway. You're right English, you're right. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Simple, simple, simple, then actual language.

So, I get the cards and there's like a little ledge there. You know, there's a stage, then there's like a little ledge that I put the cards on and I'm like looking through them because I'm trying to find the next one. You getting heckled at any point? No, people seem to not care at all. Okay. And then I got mad and I hit the cards all over the place.

I'm like, fuck it then. Cause I'm so, and then I was so mad at myself. You. Everybody just, everybody else shut the fuck up for a second. You, you, you, you like I'm married or not? No, I hit the cards all over. So now people liked it. Yeah, I guess they thought it was part,

but it was not part of the act. I was genuinely annoyed at myself. And I'm like, fuck it, the cards are no good now. Hit them, they're all over the floor and all over the stage. And I'm like, all right, let's just talk to them. I'll just talk about shit. Whatever I could remember Is what I was talking about now are you seeing the Hindenburg?

That's a Zeppelin that fucking crash Are you like this is this is following fucking magnificently? I mean, I think it I think it would perfect No, I mean like but do you see that do you feel like the crowd is? Enjoying Okay, yeah, he's great with the crowd and he would like talk to them and then like Okay, I mean, I think it went well and throwing yeah, I was I was generous like the crowd is But later receptive they were receptive and later on I got some comments that you'll like. So I get through it, kind of limp to the end a little bit.

And the ending, the way it goes, is that so I'm on the stage, and I give the last of the jokes, and then I'm ready to leave. So the plan is that I'm like, I had to enlist an ant to a comic bookman fan. There was a comic bookman lady and guy who were there Chris and Susie, Chris. You paid for them to go down here and meet you. Yeah, I was like I need some backup guys No, they just happened to be there. Yeah, they just happened to be there. This all's name on the marquee

So they came in she was recording it Well, this all's name on the marquee. Yeah. So they came in. She was recording it. So I walked out onto the floor. And as I'm walking, I say, you know, I'm going to show you something much funnier than anything I've said tonight. And that's a 51-year-old man struggling to get back to his feet after dropping to his one titanium knee replacement to say, Mary

Beth, we marry me. So all that's timed pretty well, I think, and her reaction was exactly what I hoped it would be, which was to stop making out with the Mexican dishwasher and pay some attention to me. No, which was overwhelmed with emotion. It was nice. That's nice. It was nice. That's nice. It was nice.

So then went back on stage with her little goodbye. Pause. Little goodbye. Got a pause. And that was the end of it. And then Tom comes out, the guy who owns the club on stage. And he's like, I didn't know this was going to happen. I didn't think it was real.

And I'm like, well, why not? I said proposal in the text. I was like, then Dave told you. And he's like, yeah, I might have been drunk when he told me that. And I'm like, well, that would explain my name on the marquee, I guess. But a real nice guy and he's just like,

hey, let's get champagne. And then he's like, let's get some tiramisu. He says to Mary Beth, he's like, you like tiramisu? And she's like, nah, not really. It's like, let's get some tiramisu. He says to Mary Beth, he's like, you like tiramisu? And she's like, nah, not really. It's like an Italian coffee type cake. And he's like, he's like,

he's like, no, no, no. Yeah, he's like, can she eat tiramisu cake? Is there any alcohol in it? Then he asked me and I'm like, nah, that's okay. He's like, get him some tiramisu cake with two candles.

And the PS to that is when I pay, because I bought around a drink for people in the club. He charged $6.00. When I left that fucking thing, we still sit in there. We didn't even have any candles. Did everyone got the candles? It was a slow night, man.

You had to make it up somewhere. He's like, you were late, cock-shock. So that was the end of that until we hung out and we took pictures with people. And what I didn't know was that everybody hung out for a while because he thought I would be there at like 8.30 and I wasn't there until like 10. So everybody hung out and some of these people were house comedians like, you know guys who are Always there Well, no, they had already done it, but they're there all the time, you know

Doing sets and shit and what I found out was I walked in there And everybody was like who the fuck does this asshole from comic book men think he is to make us wait for an hour and a half Now me well, I don't know that I'm making them wait. And Tom never tells me I'm making them wait. But evidently, I'm making them wait. So these house comedians are like, we were ripping into you and talking shit about you. And Tom was talking shit about you.

And they're all like mocking me and being like, oh, he sucks. And, you know, to themselves. Not to me, but to themselves. Oh, okay. Not to me, but to themselves. And this is what they're telling me afterwards. Because they didn't realize that one, it was my first time doing stand-up too, that it was actually more about the proposal

than the stand-up. So these guys are like, he's a dickhead. We hate him. And it took the entire set and not even. Want him over? It, like, I want him all over, and it took the entire set and not even. I want them all over, but it seemed like I had to still win them over like at the end. Like when I talked to them afterwards and I think they knew

that I was like, I don't give a fuck if anybody considers that a bomb because ultimately what did I get out of it? What I wanted, which is a yes. And it also made me think like, I'm like, I wanna practice this because I'm like, if I can, I just can't remember shit. I can't remember bang, bang, bang. If I could remember those little landmarks,

then I might be able to do it. I'll venture to say it was the greatest set ever performed at that shitty little comedy club. You might be right. You might be right. It's actually one of the most memorable. I say, I think Jeeze performed there. I think be right. You might be right. It's the most memorable. I think Jeeze performed there. I stand by it. It's the most memorable greatest bit sketch comedy, whatever you want to call it, I don't know if this is what is a call to stand up comedy. Yeah, just stand up.

That one will live forever. I mean, it's like I did the video. Oh, and that's what I want to say. Like, so I have video. So we the next time we can dissect it and you guys can give me some advice on where I went wrong. Um, well, you didn't go wrong. You went right, dude. Well, as far as, yeah, as far as I think, I mean, I think it probably comes down to, I just couldn't remember those things in our road. And I tried, I mean, I want to watch it because I want to see it. Right. And I tried to do too much at once. It was way like it ended up being like almost, like it's almost like 18 minutes. So probably 15 minutes of material, which is way too long. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to take two of those bits, refine them. So it's like maybe seven minutes. And then I'm going to do it again without the proposal on to rewrite some of the stuff. Down at the Dublin house or just do it live. And then I'm gonna do it again without the proposal. I don't wanna rewrite some of the stuff

down at the Dublin House or just do it live, and then I'll bring that one in to compare to the two, like the first one in the second, where the proposal, yeah, a little bit more polished, yeah. And not so, like I bid off way more than I can chew. And that was cut down. The charm is that, if it's polished, the charm may be missing,

that the heart and soul, I thought it was, you know, real. If it's polished the charm may be missing that the heart and soul When it was you know real that's what people seem to like that straight. It'll polish something that's already beautiful Yeah, we're a turd already a turd Polish to the cows come home, bro But you were you seemed happy you seemed like I But you were you seemed happy you seemed like I thought the surprise was him doing the act and so I was already like misty I like look at him. Look at him.

Look at him. That's my right. Oh the humanity. That's my German definitely. Yeah. Look at him take tank-ass. So how long do you think this engagement is going to be? Not very long.

We're looking at August or September somewhere in there. Oh, this year, February of 2020. Really? I was fucking a fast track. Well, I don't have much time left. I think people for our wedding registry, we're gonna register at the cemetery. Yeah, now you're now going in. I mean, you got a lot on your plate, right?

You got a lot on your plate. I mean, not just like the hard cold rigout. I don't know how to say this any kindly. You have a lot on your plate. What is the cold reality? Well, can you just blink once if you're okay? You're here with your own free will. I just mean the age when the age when the age difference like hits that fucking

fan horizon I look like Samuel at the end There's going to be some fucking Well, it's we'll go take it but real life shit is gonna hit the fucking fan yeah and it'll be one case scenario he's withering and dying in 20 30 years yeah quickly the weather is quickly yeah I mean I saw guys down there fantasy fests with people who were demonstrably younger than them, you know.

And I'm like, well, what am I going to do? Am I going to search around for someone my age? I mean, look, this is everything I want, aside from someone whose mortality is so much fresher than mine. But even if, like, let's say 30 years. I think I got 30 years in you. Think it'll be 80. I mean, I think so.

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Yeah, I got psyched. One of these, one of these like Cosmos sites. Okay. And it's about, you just got engaged. Oh, good. We need tips. So go ahead. There's some things here that I'd like to let you guys in on that you may be stressing about and may not even have thought of. Um, all right. You got some tips and advice good. I mean, just some of these things. Um, it says here, don't forget your buddies

now that you're engaged. You know, um, make sure that you don't forget to do other people in your life and lean on them and celebrate with them. Mm-hmm, okay. Do you think I'll do that? Forget my buddies? Pro and I. No, you don't.

You have to have a buddy to forget. I think you have a buddy. Oh no, she has nobody for you. That's it. I've sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry my mom's excited. My aunt is even more excited. It seems and my dad I haven't talked to. Yeah, I found that. Is that is that you think intentional? He hasn't talked to you about it.

No, I don't, I don't really talk to him a whole lot. Yeah, it's not a bad relationship. I don't have bad issues or anything. Yeah, not at all. Brand out of issues. I didn't think you did. Right. It's pretty functional, I think, for his like, on the surface as much as it looks weird. It is fairly functional, except for like, nearly, like almost every problem is my fault in terms of like getting mad and like that kind of shit. I need more tips. What else you got?

This can be exciting. Just because your relationship is an official one now, you don't have to turn into the Simeez twins. Familiarity may not breed contempt here, but boredom definitely could. So do you guys spend so much time together? Yes. Definitely. Whoa. Definitely. Jesus. Let him get the question out. You're not a professional podcaster. Don't talk over him. Let him get the question out before you can really make.

I mean, you do guys spend quite a bit of time together, right? Yes. That's both great. But also, like, you miss metropolitan here, says on the website. Could cause problems down the line if you guys are always together Right. So I should get some time away like if I went to Thailand. I don't know how you would rectify that. Well, she and she is friend. She's fucking around. She's friend, they just all live far away. Except his little idiotic sync recities.

Of course, the point of engagement is not to all spend your waking hours apart either. You'll definitely be around each other quite a bit. And this is when you'll become familiar with his little and not so little quirks. There's no point in that. You accept them as you would like him to live with yours. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, a little bit here. Does he have idiosyncrasities?

We're idiosyncrasies, either one. Well, getting mad. I like having a bedroom door, so. Yeah. But they also have some adorable ones too, right? Yeah, they have some cute ones. You know, when I destroy a little door, like on a cabinet rather than a big door.

What's a quirk that you just are like, oh, I love that. Nobody sees that with me. Yeah, what's that? I like, I like when you get your reading glasses on. I have to look at something. When you can actually find your reading glasses. And I like to be there with them.

So you like to be there with them? She does carry a lot. She carries my reading glasses and all kinds of stuff in her purse from Sanny Wipes. Now I have this. I can't. Anytime I need something, it is like it's awesome. It's like being a baby.

I care about it. No, I'm just sitting in my first seat. It will soon turn into the fucking biggest nastyest baby ever. It'll come here. Yeah. It will definitely be wearing a deadliver nurse. Yeah, it'll definitely be wearing a diaper. Also it says here, don't turn into the nag monster.

She knows that. I know that. Do you hear about the fucking commercials at the beginning of the episode? Also, it says here don't turn into the nag monster Figure out money matters. Right. You're a spend-thrift He's a miser or vice versa. That's not the best relationship. Who is it? Whatever the case, no one can and must change overnight. You need to compromise on a reasonable middle path. Do you find that like with your own marriage, well, you would be the guy, successful marriage, quarter of a century? Yes. Do you find these things to be, are these timeless?

Absolutely. All these things matter, all these things. You know, you may make fun of them and you may like, you know, take the piss out of these things, but they're important though. One of the biggest ones is stop over analyzing. We're questioning. It's just the way it is.

My number? Okay. My life now. Accept the transition from I to we. So you're the new age superwoman pulling off a mean balancing act between work, a personal life, and a social life. You're loved and valued, you're freedom a bit. Okay, you've loved and valued your freedom a bit too much. Don't obsess about what you could lose after the I turns to we. Put those rose tinted glasses on instead.

I think you've been wearing those glasses. Yeah, she came equipped with them. She got contacts in, I guess. Along with you, with search of her, his glasses, you're having a rose with tinted ones, I think. Yeah, I said to you said something and I've heard this repeated. I hear like happy wife happy life. I heard you heard you heard you say it's true. And I always thought of it as like

Submitting like just keep her happy and then you won't have to hear bullshit But I was thinking about I'm like maybe it means like If she's happy it makes you feel happy. It's not about like oh my being subservient Quit the podcast This is what it's gonna be going forward. I'm out the last episode Why are you wearing that shirt Quinn? It looks so much better without one I Want off this fun See what cell wants to do what's there?

I knew it. I knew it. I know I got you. Does anybody want to hear happy Brian Johnson? I'm we're gonna find that. Don't worry. I know you do. But the list of base wanting here a happy Brian. Okay, you know what? I'll tell you this one. I got, okay, so I'm engaged for a week. No, less than 48 hours. We went from Key West to Miami. And once in Miami, I was like, I know why people want to build a wall. Now, I know, I know you don't want to hear this, this wall stuff, but I want to build a wall now.

And I want to go right to Mexico wall stuff. But I want to build a wall now and I want to go right to Mexico on the border and take that wall, disassemble that wall and put it up between America and Germany and the fucking France because those are the fucking cock suckers I would like to keep out of the fucking country. Germans and French, they're rude and they're fucking assholes. It's fucking 55 55 in the morning.

We're in the, the, the, Kimpton, like not a shitty hotel. There's, there's, what's it? The, the balcony out there. And I hear all this noise. It's raining outside. 555, I go out there. It's these, this fucking German family.

Which, two kids, any semi-ch, it, it's flapping their jaws. And I'm like, I go, it's six o'clock in the morning. And what? What else I, oh yeah, first I said,

that's right, yeah, you have a better memory for this kind of shit, because I'm so mad at the time. So I'm like, you know, be quiet. And they look at me and I'm like, it's six o'clock in the morning. I'm like, I'm happy man. That shouldn't matter anymore. Oh, it matters.

I was trying to sleep, I'm trying to sleep. I'm trying to anymore. Oh it mattered. I was trying to sleep. I'm trying to sleep. I'm trying to sleep. And she's trying to sleep. I'm trying to sleep. I'm trying to sleep. She needs her beauty rest.

Yeah, but you're sleeping on a fucking cloud, baby. You should be on a cloud. Yeah, well, I'll tell you what. I should have been and they knocked me off because then she's like, she goes, we know. I go, then be quiet. Be quiet then. Yeah, I said, again, then be quiet. Shush, I said.

And I shut the door and then they were quiet after that. I almost got hit in the face that same night by some dumb fucking, remember the latest wave in her arms around? Wasn't that the same? This remember it was a tall blonde lady. She almost hit me in the wave in her arms around? Wasn't that the same? This remember it was a tall blonde lady. She almost hit me in the face, wave in her arms around. And then there was another lady,

there was another family in the fucking... I almost broke my podcast, give me five, Walter. I almost broke my hand the next night we were in a holiday in and this fucking... These people were not in their kids' scream while we had to go to West Palm. The West Palm that we left Kids screaming 11 o'clock at night. I fucking pounded on the door that separates the room so hard that I was like

I didn't tell her but I'm like I think I might have broken my hand Oh, I'm like shut the fuck up like people are so Root yeah, and it's these fucking European not the UK people are cool But the French and the German fuck all you. Wow, we have some, we have some German, uh, Patreon listeners. Yeah? Yeah. You suck, you suck a little dick before we go real quick.

I mean look, the Germans had reasons for doing anything they've done. I'm not here to judge, I'm just saying. That's, that's all I'm saying. That's family family. That's a family, man. He's a provider. We're not going to be providing. He's got the tip of his mouth. Tick, tick, tick.