Tell Em Steve-Dave - #426: Gone Phishin’

Episode Date: November 14, 2019

Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.

The thing I notice since losing business is I gotta fist myself. Mike is fucking is pure fucking what's that called straight edge hard edge like me straight edge? Okay, well, I'm so you so no pussy. That's part of straight edge. I guess I believe it really part Tell him Steve Dave All right What's that all about hello and welcome to this week's edition of tell them Steve Dave This is me not knowing like I put notes down to talk about shit now. I can't find them I'm losing everything. I think it's this has been the you you've almost flipped out three times in the

14 15 minutes. I've been here. I passed a safe. What's going on? I don't know. Yeah, I'm very Wound up lately last couple days. Oh, you just got engaged. You should be at the most last week. The happiest like, like time of your life right now. You should still be on the cloud. Should still be on the cloud. You're right. But the cloud drifted away. You lost the cloud. I felt back. Very Bethes. She's she's still on her cloud. Um, it away. So you lost cleared up and fell back to earth. She's still on her cloud. Yeah, I think so. I think she's definitely more than me. Really? She worried that your cloud drifted

away this quick. No. Come on. I think she's probably shocked at Steve during the length of the engagement process. Although it really did because I got mad at the cards and threw all over the place of kind of not. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Part of it is this shrink stuff. I have a merry health. Again, don't get a merry health, anyone. No shrinks. I went online, the fucking technology, like Dr. Andaman, Bluetooth type thing, the fucking

ladies connection dies. I never get to do that. And then I talked to Dr. Steve. And he's like, I'm- Maybe you make these connections at. So I never get to do that. And then I talked to Dr. Steve and he's like, I'm making these connections at this. Maybe it's your Wi-Fi. No, it's not mine. It was theirs. They said it was theirs. Yeah. Wow. They just want from one time. Yeah. You get to write. You deal with people on the edge and who are like, especially psychiatry. Yeah. Yeah. A man connection could mean the end of everything. Right. Yeah. I got the fucking news around my neck. connection could mean the end of everything right yeah I got the fucking noose around my neck

Fuck I had like a tab up and now the tab is gone. Did you see Terminator? It did We do think I did I thought it was entertaining enough. There was like some shit. I wasn't crazy about I Did the girl power stuff never bothered me. Although there were times when I'm like the blonde terminator lady, like the bitchiness with her. I haven't seen it yet. Oh, you haven't seen it. Yeah. Me and Walt saw it separately, of course.

But who'd you go see it with? My wife. Yeah. We were sitting behind you. Me and Mary Beth. I know you weren't. We were running were running on the chest row where yeah yeah up against the wall there was a guy oh that was you huh I mean I saw you and I see her though bro yeah yeah I did see a guy in the very back row the socks better start yeah you know the way while flattening and doesn't know there was a guy in the very last row and I'm like there's no doubt my mind. He's recording the movie on his phone.

Really? Yeah, which I thought was weird because it's like in this day and age. Yeah. I don't like does he want to watch it at home because I know, I think probably was to fucking the legally downloaded. You think so? Yeah, I mean you know are these fucking cyber I guess people want to see that cyber terrorism. No, cyber crime cyber piracy. Yeah, I guess in a way, some of them, right? Yeah, I'm sure the studios would have a different. Yeah, they're worse than regular characters that are

watching them blow up our profit. So it was okay. I thought it was okay. Well, you hated it. I hate it. He hated it. I'm a big term. I love T2. I love T2 one of my all-time favorite movies, top three. It would be like taking T2 and removing most of the good and original stuff and then putting it into a different movie where it's not original and not nearly as good. I won't give anything away, but I felt the reason for the whole movie with the terminator coming back into the present and trying to kill whoever his mission was, you know, whoever he was sitting here to kill was one of the thinnest reasons. I mean, I don't know how much it cost for fucking SkyNet to send a terminator back in time. I mean, I don't know how much it cost for fucking SkyNet to send a

Terminator back in time. I imagine it cost a lot. And I'm thinking like, are you fucking kidding me? You wasted the money and the resources to send this Terminator back in time to kill this character who really just was like basically all she did was say she told a couple humans we shouldn't fight each other. We should be fighting the machines. Like, yeah, you're right. Are you talking about in the building, the one that she rescues a girl? It was maybe the worst cinematic moment for me.

Because they set it up the whole time. It's like, we don't know what I want to tell you why this terminator is here to kill her. We don't want to tell you why she's so vital. And then when they show you, you're like, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, hey, don't sexually assault little girls. Let's beat up robots. Yeah, you're right. It was pretty, pretty bad. I mean, the Arnold stuff, I thought, I mean, again, no, but I mean, I'm surprised, but I liked it. So you really shouldn't go on me. I think you and

Brian have a much more in tuned brain. Well, did you like the third one or is it a machines? I actually enjoyed it Yeah, I like the third one. I know people pan it and they really go after it as being terrible I think it was way better than I had him right to be. Yeah, I enjoyed it. I actually kind of dug it But this one yeah, I couldn't find anything. I liked it. I mean, cinematicly I guess you could look at the some of the stunts and be like, okay, I put a lot of effort into it. So is he He's Arnold. Yeah, he's a new term. He's another one. He's another one. He's a new one. Another one that's got stuck here since the 90s Gotcha, and don't mean I don't even tell you now I'll probably go see it this week. I guess

But I just wonder if they found the way to bring back the one from T2, and I'm not okay. No, not at all. Yeah, and again, the guy, I kind of liked his look because it wasn't what you would expect. Didn't they get new Terminator? The new Terminator, yeah. But there's something about his character,

he's like, well, why wouldn't he, like we talked about, why wouldn't you just do this? And also, it's like, if you're gonna send back the blonde terminator lady. Well, that, yeah, that's like a half ass terminator. It's like the lady, the lady, the blonde that you see in the trailer. And the trellis say she's have human have terminator.

Technically, I guess that's true, but she's just been enhanced so she has some robotic parts in her. Okay. If you're fighting a war against machines, the last thing I think you would do is put more machines in your body, right? Yeah, you think they take them over? Right.

I don't understand. I was just dumbfounded. Watching the whole movie, I was like I said, I'm a big, big Terminator fan. I love Arnold. I mean, Arnold could do it over wrong for me. Maybe I shouldn't say that. I don't know all the wrong things he's done. I'm just basing on the fact that I like some some Terminator movies and

uh... Cone and Red Heat, but uh... yeah, I ain't Cone in, but yeah, I really didn't enjoy it. And I don't have high hopes for Star Wars either, but... Walt didn't see it, but I'm curious if you see uh... when you see Arnold Walt didn't see it, but I'm curious if you see, when you see Arnold and his home, where he lives, his home life, I'm curious to see if you see any parallel to his real, to his real world, to his real world, to real world, to real world. Yeah, you know, now you said it. I think there's more to it, but I wonder if even Arnold realized what the producers were saying then. Yeah. Arnold's just like, I'm a fucking star of another action movie.

Sign a dial line, look at what the fuck you do. Well, do my wife and kid look like her caret. Well, cute, we trended the other night. Yeah, I saw that. Hi, Burrow. No, Burrow rocks, Burrow rocks. Did we get any kind of confirmation from burrow about you know tell them Steve Dave coming through once again when the chips were down for the first time

for them. No, just just coming through we made we made a wild statement out of our ass right I was a quote when you say something talking out your ass. Yeah talking out your ass. We just we just threw out there like, you know what, we're gonna try to make bro trend. And we did it and not only do it, did we do it? We did it on Sunday night, up against Sunday night football. Crazy. The number one show in America, Sunday night football. Anything that's trending is just about Sunday night football.

Except fucking Tellm Steve Dave and borough rocks. It's insane. It's a, I mean, the accomplishment of that, I mean, I, you don't realize what it took to do that. It's astonishing. Yeah, I agree. I like to be applauded and just like, I don't care if borough fucking never even acknowledges it, they fucking know.

They've got it. They fucking know and they know. They've got our fucking respect. know and they know they've had our fucking respect us. Mother fuckers. All right. What's the matter? Why don't you tell me come? Was that, no, wait not an update.

Let's, before, before, hey, I'm all for cursing them out of, they don't acknowledge it. I mean, it's been 48 hours. I mean, you haven't heard anything yet from them. Uh, she said, she said she sent an email. She's waiting to hear back from the agency. The agency wouldn't talk, I mean, you haven't heard anything yet from them. Uh, she said she said she sent an email. She's waiting to hear back from the agency. The agency wouldn't talk, I mean, the, Burrow wouldn't talk to her.

The agency would talk to her. No, no, no, she emailed the lady out the agency. So she's just waiting on a response and they're on L.A. time. So Got you. All right. Well, you know what you like said, even, I mean, it's just the

power that we hold on our hands. It's, you know, it's like Spider-Man, man. Yeah. You got to use it responsibly. I think we use it responsibly. In this instance, we use it to apologize to a corporation. I mean, what really, really using it for its best potential? Yeah, yeah, suckling corporate nub.

I thought they'd text the same thing. When I saw all those tweets tweets when I saw people are like fuck it or right let's do this for them. I'm like we should use this for something that matters. Like why are we why are we kissing the ass of a sponsor who's like we're not coming back to you guys. Who cares what you do? I mean I think it's just a show. It's just fucking flexion your muscle be like you know what? Fucking step back motherfucker., we fucking will use it. Yeah, we'll take care of it. We haven't abused it yet, but we might. Mm-hmm.

It's been abused in the past when I had everybody go after that lady who insulted me in her newspaper, that rag. No, no. Where is she now? I don't even know who he's gonna be on the program. He's still lying with her, bro. I don't even remember that. There was a newspaper that was like,

was that year two stuff? It was real early on. It was a newspaper where Mike and Ming did an interview with some lady. It was like a was that year two stuff? It was real early on. Was a newspaper where Mike and Maine did an interview with some lady. It was like a real local free paper. And like the interviewer is insulting me saying it looked like Sasquatch or some shit. And the lady didn't do anything about it.

And so I went on here and I complained and I gave people the, at least the email address. It might have been the phone. I think I remember this now. Yeah, she came in and she's like, can you, can you ask Brian to stop? she's like, can you, can you ask Brian if I can stop? It's like, fuck you.

Now, fuck you, lady, no. No, did you? You have, no, I definitely did not. It's like, you have no journalistic integrity. You don't deserve a newspaper. Printed retraction. Printed apology, or retraction? Yeah, why didn't you?

So he doesn't look like Sasquatch. Why didn't you do that then, if you had the power to do it, when he should demand the retraction? And now I got to demand retractions. Well, if she's asking to stop, He doesn't look like Sasquatch. Why didn't you do that then if you had the power to do it? Why didn't you demand the retraction? No, I got a demand retraction. Well, if she's asking you to stop, you should have been like, I'll stop when you print an apology.

Oh yeah, but I would have rather gone on, I guess. Yeah, I don't care about an apology. Cause it would have been fake. Just like all these apologies are fake that people offer up. They're like, I'm sorry because now something is affecting me on a personal level, whether that be money or respect. Respect, that's the word, man. People respect power. And right there, that was power right there. I feel, I might know I'm on a power trip right

now, but I know, man. Your dick is like brushing the ground. It's not even hard. It's just not. It's just angling all. all But you know it's there It's like anything all kidness I get in you mean borough has to know where it's all about jokes and everything but Seeming the first time I don't have a sense of humor today. It doesn't seem so Do they have a sense of humor this will be this will be and I don't even want them to come back It just wants them to realize that's like it was all said and just right yeah I think they'll eventually There's no possible way that social media person didn't fucking recognize

There's just no way that's what I said you better recognize What we have no answer? No, I think we have one but she doesn't have it yet So she's doing it for her first book was hey, oh like that. It's about time. It's about time. We talk about ourselves The big annual tell them see they have Christmas special 2019 Now will we see it Mirror the effort of the Halloween special which people

universally not you know don't see universe you could get back to Sven Gulley and I wanted to hear that it wasn't his fault nobody was like Sven Gulley sex but the Christmas episode which will be on video as well as audio we'll be dropping on Christmas Eve this year. So anyways waiting for it after Black Friday, you're gonna have a longer wait. It's gonna come out on Christmas Eve December 24th because we're filming it and recording it first week in December. But it won't take as long as last year. Well it's definitely coming out on Christmas Eve. There's no doubt about it. It's gonna be on Patreon for the $5 tier. You're gonna get the video and the audio and it'll also be available on

Bandcamp and on our website if you're not on Patreon. So there'll be multiple ways to access it. You're excited, Q? I am excited, I am. It's the only thing that gets you in the Christmas mood, right? You get to me there, yeah. Not a big Christmas. I don't have a family, so I'm not, there's nothing for me to be like Let me buy these kids gifts Brain deer Together with the Tom Steve Davis extended family, you know, I spend that every Christmas alone Every year My house this year because the reason that I spend it alone is because I want to

I'm looking at the I'm looking after the cats. You can bring the cats. I spend the loan is because I want to. I'm looking after the cat. You can bring the cats. I can't bring the cats. It's a lock of interroom with the dogs. You put me in. I'll come by in Christmas. You will come by. I'll come by in Christmas.

Not for long. No, like maybe half hour. Just so I can fucking. Do you want to coordinate? I'll come by at the same time or no. No, I can't. I think you're going to have to take me an hour and drive there.

That how long did he get to stay 15 hours? I have power, I just take a couple photos of part of the Christmas tree. After seeing how in love they are with each other, you're gonna wanna leave it. I have power. No, let's play another game and fucking be a happy family. You think the Johnson's are doing.

I saw you come, I can play one game. One more game and then you gotta go. I'm down for that. But not like a monopoly or something that's a long time something like me Sorry, like who know or something? I'm in I'll make sure I shuffle it so you get out real quick great perfect. I'm into it girls are like I'm sorry Did you just kick out the biggest TV stars right now? Your friend

Be like what he's coming what he's coming today? Why they would be like that's weird no Chris receive I'm not alone Christmas day. Oh, oh, we want to come Christmas day Yeah, Christmas Eve. I I'm with my parents All right, we'll talk and I may not be able to work. Oh, okay, all right I guess I'm alone on Christmas again. You can't start inviting yourself on Christmas again. You can't start inviting yourself. It's pathetic. It's just me and the cats. One more year, five years in a row. You'll be right. Frank, we do. Let's play.

Everything's okay. Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank. We do Christmas Eve. You're kidding me? I play fucking video games. You think I know. I sit down, make some cider with some fucking, some alcohol in it. I can sit there and I row by drink. I watch movies play video games. It's amazing.

That's similar to what I did last year, which was to desperately try to stop my mother from insulting my future wife by mentioning an ex-girlfriend. You did it. That's exactly the same. Now, will this Christmas be different? Because now you got to.

Yeah, we'll be there. But let's say you did go to the to the Pam and Edgar's house, right? Did what was their reaction when you told them that you know you're making Mary Beth? Honest woman? This woman now she's going to be the future daughter-in-law. They, I mean, they had proof it, fuck her in front of us. Again, wait, what was the question? Pam had to be fucking crying, bowling her eyes out, right?

She was excited. And then today I, I, so today I stopped by sage state overnight last night. So I stopped by and we're talking about it and the wedding. And she's like, oh, when is it? And I said, I don't know sometime in the summer because we were in, it was last week. Right. I don't know, sometime in the summer, because we are, it was last week. Right.

I don't know yet. That's why I don't have a fucking invitation with a date on it. Because Eric needs to know as soon as he can because, you know, it's a year away. But I got to, Eric's my priority now. I got to fucking worry about my brother who is like, oh yeah, well, I have to know in advance.

Yeah, but this occurs to her to fucking tell me. They say the things you have to come to you have to expect. No I know that no I don't I don't have to expect that. I have to expect that when I check with everyone which I will here the dates were considering what works best for everybody and then there'll be some odd people out I'm sure but there's some core people who have to be there. Eric being one of them so I would definitely tell him in advance. I don't need my mother being like, hurry up and fuck up a pick a day because your fucking brother needs to know in advance because he's a doctor and you're a shit heel. We all know this. Why are we even

having this fucking conversation? Now fuck you, fuck you. Shut the fuck up. Be a fucking mother. We have any weed you can give him like a stutter. A fucking adult. Be something other than this, an meddling fucking person. Who doesn't, it doesn't occur to her to be like, hey, this is about you, not anyone else. For fuck's sake. The people around me are fucking mental cases, and now I'm a mental case, because of it.

By osmosis, they're bumped up against her. Now I'm crazy. Now I have to let it go. Yeah. Oh, she's going to put the pressure on you. She's going to start going. I want grandkids. Uh, I could marry Eric and have a better chance of having grandkids. Oh, why? What happened? Why, you don't, you don't have any? I ripped her womb out. I was like, well, well, well, well, well, well. First off, you could drop a couple LBs. You'd risk removal of a help with that.

No, she doesn't want kids at all. No, so you're not going to, well, maybe right now, but what about if that's just a little right now and ever? By the, if she decided she wants kids and like, I'm not sure about a lot of things this I'm pretty sure about. And go find somebody who can act as a father not a great grandfather come to old. Never. Never. It doesn't matter your age it's about the love and the fucking the affection you give the

kid as matter how old you are. I don't have that for them. I don't have any more affection. It's all used up on siege. Another kid coming in will get treated like I did as a kid. So no more affection. We don't want to do that then. No, that would be bad moves.

No, no. You get snipped. Yeah, what did I know? So I don't get snipped. Oh, why don't I? Yeah. I don't know. I mean, can you get pregnant when you blast it all over

a face? Frank three. So the crucifixion is dropping on. I totally forgot. It's gonna be December 24th. What a Christmas Eve it'll be. I totally forgot we were in the middle of a That's a Merry Christmas What the hell I just had my phone. There was something I wanted to show you. That was, oh yeah, here you go. This is the thing that I forgot. Although Halloween, there's a new offensive costume

that I was, we were not aware of before. Okay. Halloween, this was in Australia. I'm curious to see what you think. Could you both very woke? So this woman who asked the news to keep her last name anonymous, noticed a costume when shopping with her daughter. The outfit simply labeled as bride costume to pick a young girl wearing a wedding gown and veil.

It was marked for children as young as four years old. This is beyond inappropriate and offensive, and Kmart has a social responsibility to pull this item off the shelves immediately. Kmart is still around in fucking Australia. I guess, uh, wow. She, her outrage led her to starting a change.org petition. The petitioners are in close of 250 signatures in the three-day sense it's launch. Oh my God, every year, 12 million children

are sold or married off by their family without their consent. Child marriage means child abuse. And buh bu is like, oh, a bride costume. Why can't you be a bride? You don't do the first thing that people would think is like, oh, child bride, I get it, ha ha. Yeah. I don't think the subject of child bride is funny at all.

Tell you the truth. I was gonna say, do you think, I think that now that Halloween has passed, maybe Mary Bratz can get that fucking costume on discount. 50% off and use it in a short- Sure he did, there she is. Trying to die. Ah. Would you, would you have respected a more

if the woman was like, look man, can we stop trying to sell little girls this fucking marriage fantasy? It's bullshit. There's no Prince Charming nonsense. But you have to buy it. There's definitely Prince Charming out there. You got two sitting at the table. At least. At least. I'm hoping to reach Prince Charming nonsense. But you're not gonna have to buy it. There's definitely Prince Charming out there. You got two sitting at the table.

At least. I'm hoping to reach Prince Charming status eventually. Well, come on, you know that. You're exploring a guest station at Tenant's Whirlock. Oh, wait, that was the last one. What was the next area? Yeah, I mean, I just think it's like, as a parent, if you don't want to have to say no to your kid and that's the fucking reason that you think it should be pulled off the shelf,

then that's then you're an asshole. And if you think it should be pulled off the shelf just because you don't agree with it, and it's like, I don't think anybody's making light of that never occurred to me once. It's probably just a wedding dress. It's just a fucking wedding dress. So you don't do that's weird to have a four-year-old dress than a wedding dress. It's just a fucking wedding dress. So you don't do that's weird to have a four-year-old dress than a wedding dress?

I absolutely do, and I don't. But for that little girl, it's probably like a princess dress. What's the fucking difference between you? Oh, I agree with you. I don't think this is a fucking dress. And a wedding dress, but she's not going to complain about the princess dress, right? Even though none of these girls are going to be princesses.

Any of them. Can I ask you a question, Q? You mentioned the word prince charming. What is a parents obligation at this point? How old do they have to how old does a child have to be before you talk to them? Or should you even approach the subject of like there really is an a prince charming out there like for Mary Beth was 25. Like what's the obligation of the parents like or is there no obligation? They have to find really is an apprentice charming out there. For Mary Beth, it was 25. I don't know. But what's the obligation of the parents, like, or is there no obligation?

They have to find out on their own, because I mean, there is. I don't have kids, we know. If I did, I think I would try and from the get-go and still a healthy dose of reality. Disrespect for all that sort of stuff in them. About Prince Traumé, that people are flawed, and that if you're gonna fall in love with him,

and marry them, you have to realize that they're not going to be like a storybook. Yeah, I think so. But maybe it is. That's old. You think you should be like that? I mean, you just started day one, you just fucking like. That's a belief.

It's just that a plan like a baby Mozart or wherever the fuck that is You just play a lot of recording of you being like there is no hope Hope is for the week. Yeah, I would be like look. Yeah, that's that's nice and all but you don't like you know Hey, let's watch snow white. Okay, we're sleeping beauty or all these things where Prince comes in and saves them and explain them That's a fairy tale and And be like, I would be like, now, why are you better than Snow White? And then hopefully my daughter would be like, because I had stoop enough to get tricked by that dumb witch to begin with. And I'd be like, that is correct. And what else happens? Would you would you admit to being roofed like Snow White? Remember

Snow White got put under, right? That's a poison apple. Yeah. Oh, we who got roofied? Was it Cinderella? Dorothy was in the poppy field? Poppy field. That's kind of a roofian. Yeah, I guess it would have been Snow White though.

Yeah, I forgot it was the apple thing. I think I put some kind of like dust on her. No. An apple roofie. Would you tell your kid that you got roofied though? Like, hey, it happened. If it could happen to me. What the fuck your kid that you got roofied though? Like hey, it happened if it can happen to me What the fuck you where how do you go from that to that? To be careful if is if he has a kid that's older like 12 13 like they're going out

Yeah, you would want you've never told you at the cafeteria with the fucking milk. Oh, yeah I fucking how I to touch her you man like you think that you're that kids don't go out where 12 year olds acquiring these drugs? School. Well, I'm talking about booze like you're in shit. Hey, I don't mind necessarily talking about 12 year olds, but if you talk to them when they're 12, they know to keep an eye out if they have a drink or something. Wow. All right. That's that's a horrific. How old do you want to tell him about this stuff? I mean, I don't think 12 or 13. All the other shit these kids see, 12 or 13 doesn't seem crazy to be like,

Hey, okay. So you're in a shatter the illusions about Prince charming and I didn't say it was shot or anything about Prince charming. And they don't fucking know there's no thanks. Charming to be drugged. When they had any moment in the night. Better to keep it all from them? That's a little, that's a little heavy, you know, to tell a child though.

Yeah, until your fucking daughter gets raped because you don't wanna have the conversation and because she's 14, she's at a house party and it doesn't occur to her to keep her eye on her drink, you know? I would rather have the uncomfortable conversation. I just would. Yeah, you know? Because I don't think kids at age

have, for the most part, illusions that the world is like this fucking awesome prince charming ask place. I don't know, man. I, I, I, I, I, I know. Kids now, like, it, it seems like, I know, I make sure my kid doesn't. It was like sage about you've had the fucking, you've had the roofie conversation. Only after I roofied her, so she would know to be careful in the future. I beg you, if you don't want that to happen in a dangerous situation. Oh, what's your drink? I mean, maybe is the recorder recording? Oh, should be.

Yeah. You never know. I was hoping it would still turn off. This is awful. What? But you're talking about real shit. People have kids out there, and nobody wants to have a good dude.

I got a fucking email the other day from, like I get these special needs, like newsletter, tip sheet type thing, and they're having like this meeting or something where you go and you talk about your special needs child sexuality And I'm like

Can I just shoot myself here? Because you go to the meeting fucking no way No response I would do I know but but I have to send gotta have those uncomfortable fucking conversations But I'm coming from that from the perspective. You're fucking the eye of the son of your fucking girl. Get off that soapbox real quick. But it's still in fucking comfortable. I don't know about a girl sexuality.

If you want to go tell your girls how to be sexual, hey man, you're the guy. Wait, savior. Fucking come and tell every, oh, the females how to fucking be sexual. I am not having that conversation though. Right, either am I. You're telling, but you just got done telling everybody

what you should. No, but you have a wife who can do it. So you have a fucking soon to be wife that could do it. Who can do it, right? That's why I'm not doing it. She's got to do everything. Did she go to the meeting? No, the meeting hasn't happened.

Will she go to the meeting? I would think probably not. Why? That would be fucking real test. Go to the meeting next year. How fucking committed she is to this her new family. Right. If I said that, if I'm like you're being tested, so.

Is it fucking every fucking second of your life test? You're really a trial. I'm not a test at least a trial. Yeah, she's like, there's never any, I mean, it's weird. There's a trial. There's constant judgment, but no resolution. So what was on the the docket for this meeting? Like Like what are some of the things you'll be going over? Very general, very general, although I did masturbate thinking about potential categories.

What do you? Oh my god. What that meeting must be like? There's always part of me that wanted to go just to see how cringey it was. But then I'm like, but then I have to acknowledge sage and that same, I can't do it. I just, I can't, I'm sorry, I can't do it. I don't wanna talk about periods. I don't wanna talk about any girl stuff. And if that makes me an asshole, whatever.

I'll talk about being careful. I'll talk about other, certainly not handyman shit. I'll be like, you wanna fucking really like cut to the bone. Like when you're like mocking someone, here's, you know someone here's you know your supporters couldn't you just have them send home some printed material or like a video I guess they could lay out okay can I have the handouts really quite ready it's like I didn't want to go to health class myself when we were talking about that shit, right?

Let alone. Yeah, but she's gonna need help She doesn't need help yet. Not yet. Oh I don't know maybe your sister. She and her sister pretty close Right, but her sister is not equipped. I don't think she didn't take the class. She didn't take the fucking seminar So how yeah Yeah, my fucking sister should be going not me. This is girl shit. I'm sorry for anybody who doesn't like that. But yeah, this is girl shit, man. I'm not I'm not that guy. I'm too old. I'm fucking 51. I didn't want to kid in the first place. Now that I have one, I'm willing to do. You are spiraling in

front of that. I'm almost anything. Is this not concerning to you. It is a little bit I wonder I really feel it I'm I write text you that I don't send Thank you because I'm like is there two in line with each other? And I don't want to come across that like being too overly concerned, but like there's not like a I've written Eulogy's I haven't had to deliver this year Normally I would probably be like nice fine, but not today. He does seem really fucking sweaty. I wish I was on drugs. I wish I was I wish I was some explanation I get a hard look about your eyes Your fucking veins on your forehead or really just like popping out

Truding the the thing I notice since losing weight is I am so vany now I look like a fucking Rick Baker creation like it's fucking discussed It's like my legs are like it's dude. It's nuts like like Arnold in Terminator That but no He just got a hope that you know that the the future Mrs. Johnson's intervenes, right? I mean, I- She is. She better be.

I think she'll be able to do anything no matter what it is. By doing profile, Vanger thing. Faricose spider or otherwise. Yeah. Look, I got a nice blown out one right by my ankle. I'm a nice blown out one right by my ankle. I'm faggling shit. I love the way it fages from fucking bright pink to fucking dark purple. I'm not even sure that's not blood poisoning.

Let's keep an eye on it. You're so hot right now. You want to go to bed? Yeah, put the blanket on me. Take them off! It's my face. My face. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. They're collapsing.

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Only one person. He's too might of, but he was on his phone at the time. Yeah. So it has been many a year since he's been on Tom Steve Dave, where even mentioned possibly since me and we tried to strip him Right. Yeah, well, I like all right. He can keep the title, but never mentioned this fucking That I was talking to him a text and I said we tried to strip your title and he's like you're right I haven't been there in some time at like the the whole

Pam's novel thing is that the last time we saw maybe here right voice can only belong to one man Frank three are the beast from beauty and the beast or what was your character you were Sean Patrick no you were you were Sean. Joseph and you were wolf. So what's been going on for all these years? Well, we've seen him. I haven't really seen him. Well, you don't leave your house unless you're living room now. You're not gonna see him.

Yeah, I miss you when I'm coming here with the stories. We're stopping at the Worker Gone already. Of course, quite the, quite the attendant. You know, he's like three o'clock later. We talking about me? Yeah, you didn't show up at fucking no three o'clock. The last time you showed up, like five to six. Yeah. Now you know I'm around just working, traveling. Yeah, what are you doing for, and then I'm not getting too specific. What do you do for a living now? Same stuff I've been doing, just IT stuff.

Crunching numbers. IT software stuff, yeah. Boring, being counter, yeah, boring. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man. For the man.宗. For the man. Yeah boring being counter. Yeah boring for the man office Of course, suckling corporate cock don't like we've been doing So I thought about this before I was sitting like there at the first ever Tell them Steve David believe I think I was unemployed at the time and nothing to do. So just come down here and hang out.

Why do you think I've been doing it for 10 years? Exactly. Yeah and I remember you guys that joint counter joint possibly the name. Well that was really I was I was I remember that I was sitting here. Wow. So you were there for and you know and it's it's good to have your back. And look at this empire that you thought. We went somewhere yesterday, Walt and I, with some other people, we noticed some, a tailgating, people tailgating. And I was remarking on like this camaraderie, this community that I personally do not feel, I know Walt doesn't feel, I know you felt with a fireman,

and Frank three feels with like fish concerts and that sort of thing, right? Like that's a whole, oh yeah, it's like a good thing. You go to a lot of them, right? Yeah, it's like a weird like, people think it's a cult. Yeah, my buddy Fenoli goes like so many of this shows.

Yeah. It just becomes like, I mean, it's so much more than that. It's just like when you start like traveling and things like that too, I mean, it's really easy to boil it down to, yeah, you're gonna see this band over and over and over. Yeah, but you do other stuff.

Yeah, you're going to other states, going to other countries. You've been to other countries to see them? Oh, yeah, totally. How do you get off work? Well, they plan weekends and stuff and. So you gotta like punch out at five on Friday Friday and you're fucking on a plane to another country and back by Monday morning after asking the man for permission? Well, you guys see that like the event stuff, right?

Like you did the crew you do the cruise and stuff of that, too So they do they nest and that big thing is like you know, they do a destination concert So they do like set up a stage and whole Contra production like on the beach at an all inclusive resort. So you know, see you on there with your friends and you know, it's all inclusive Everybody's just partying all day Dominican Republic Can't go can't cool. Where's the father's you've gone to see him? Um, that's probably probably Mexico Would you would you have it in what do you have it in you to go to one concert in a row? Let alone two of the same George, they're good.

George, they're a good right. But the fish experience is different, right? I mean, it's it's like a whole outdoor carnival. People camping and running. People like, you know, people set up like it's like a traveling like marketplace, people like set up, you know, like food stands and so patrullio oil and those friendship bracelets and how important is the marijuana to this whole experience? Everything. Wait, are you talking about life in general? Not you, but I'm just saying the people who go there, like how important is like, I would not myself without.

I really do. I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't say that it's super dependent. I mean, like, the band, the band's pretty much, you know, the lead singer sober. The sober meaning he doesn't even do. No, it's sober. I'm not even talking about it.

Like, you know, if you want, like just out now, right? There's a documentary called Between Me and My Mind. And it's about, you know, it's about the lead singer and his processes. I believe that he talks about it, you know, and like they ask him, uh, one of those questions, I love it. Uh, if they asked him, they're like, you know, how do you feel now? You're sober and it will always people out in the audience that are, you know, on drugs

or messed up with this and he's like, it's not my fucking business. And I'm like, I like that answer. It is. It's not of his business until it's until your business is my business. I don't, you know, do what you want. But doesn't he smell all that? I'm sure. Of course he does. So it doesn't that also like when I know't he smell all that? I'm sure he does. So when I know when I smell it, because I'm not a cement head, so I'm-

Well fuckers get fired. So when Kevin comes around and I smell it, I feel weird. So he has to be getting a contact high, right? I have no idea. Do you really feel a contact high for real? Oh yeah, I feel like I sense I don't smell at all. Are you in a room where he's like where he's talking and it's like in your And he was like smoking and he would go downstairs and talk to him like I would feel funny If you're in the room where it's hazing something like that too, and you don't I would say yeah, so isn't that fucking isn't that

Concert Hall fucking hazy I mean, you know, I don't think that dude sober looks like it looks like the mist. I don't think he's sober. Secondary secondary unsober. I don't know how aggressive they are about that stuff, but I mean, you know, he's he is sober. It's interesting. People who are sober and it's such a like one little thing and they'll just go right back to it. Yeah, I mean, you know, like I said, the doc that was out, it was cool. It was very, very up-frozen. I like talk about it. You know, it means just like, he talks about he's a big proponent of like

drug courts and stuff because, you know, he got a second chance in like upstate New York, you know, they, you know, he, he calls I think calls the cop that pulled him over like I'm like every year I was anniversary and thanks him again too. Like he said, his wife says in the movie, she's like, that seems a bit unnecessary. We thought you were going to die. You know, that's what she said. She's like, stop harassing this poor cop. Well, it's a famous dude. So it's okay to say this dude that he arrested. I don't know. But I mean, it's a lot different than just some Joe Schmo fuck on them every year.

It's the lead singer of a fucking rock band calls you. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's kind of like, it's a cool thing to tell the other cops. Yeah, the guy who's gone to 57 concerts in his many days and is not the lead singer like Frank three. You're not calling him. I'm running through him. Look's like grateful dead shit. It sucks. Right? Is it a rock and roll or is it what is it? They're like chameleons. They can play a lot of different styles. I mean, the music is improvisation. People call it jam.

Well, like all men, brothers, stuff, we'll just go for like a half hour. Like rock and half. And that's where all this stuff comes into the weed and all that. Oh, yeah That's where it all comes into play. It's definitely more enjoyable when I went to rehab The there was a guy like a counselor trying to say that we didn't make concerts more enjoyable I said how can you say that you maybe these people shouldn't be smoking it and by these people I mean me but If you're gonna sit there and tell me that it that it's not possible for it to make it more enjoyable I don't we're not on the same Trust you bro. Can't trust me. But is that that it was just saying that like everything's that more enjoyable then what I mean?

Yeah, pretty much Coming from anyone who's done it coming from anyone who's done it. It's not. I did. I've done it. You did shit weed and fucking 1981. And you're like, I'm a seed, like you're fucking escobar over.

And I was like, and I was like, this is fucking awful. Right. Because it's fucking old shit weed. Like if you have this stuff today, medicinal stuff, like it's so different. Yeah. And it trust me. Everyone around you is a cement head in one way or another.

Right? Pretty much. Oh, not true. Well, I'm not talking about, again, not when everyone around you is a cement head in one way or another right pretty much not true No, well, I'm not talking about again not when you're in your living room Mike doesn't do anything Mike does it Mike is fucking is pure fucking what's that called straight-edge hard edge like me straight edge Okay, well, I also so no pussy that's hard to I guess I believe it really part of it. Oh, yeah, like the hardcore straight edge would be like no sex Nair drugs Because it's you can't get fucking you can't get have any app what gets you higher than blowing a load Right, I haven't discovered the drug yet. Right, so they don't want them getting high on load blowing

But that's the fucking natural hydro. Hey, but so is we. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got you. How is it natural? Hit this. Hit this. It's gone.

It is absolutely not. It's no less natural than a fucking banana. Because you put it into a fog. You're making it. You're putting it into something. It's not as soon as you have to alter it to use it. It's not natural anymore. Well, you can eat it.

That's not true either. So if I take water and then put it to use it, it's not natural anymore. Well, you can eat it. That's not true either. So if I take water and then put it, put tea in it, it's still natural. It's been altered. It's been altered though with chemicals from the tea though, whatever's in the tea bag. Well, you couldn't drink water from a stream when I was getting sick. I have. There's a natural springs up behind our, up in Hudson Springs. Right.

I think you're talking about like standing water like you if you go to the duck pond and you're like, Oh, my God. Yeah, how are you putting it? Yeah, but there's water you can drink straight from a spring. Sure, but I think that precious water you ever fucking taste. It was really good. It was fucking make you go like holy shit. I've just fucking sure.

I'm gonna open some new blood. Spring that particular spring that you're talking about, which isn't there anywhere else. Right. So then let's so so everybody else in the world, a close second was the police station, like a close Seggo is that water fountain. The police station. Right. Unbelieveable. My point is that the water started. Right. With fluoride and others in that. But sex though, that's really, you don't

need any kind of alterations for that. That's pure natural. I agree with you there. Sure. So it really shouldn't be like those hard edge, straight edge dudes to really come off that at least. I suppose, but it isn't, but to pro echo, so I guess they had tons of shit in the tobacco. So that wouldn't be an alcohol you have to ferment and change it.

Yeah. Pussy right out of the tap, it's fucking natural is how? Makes everything better. Yeah, it really does. It usually makes it worse to follow along. So how'd you get hooked up with this band? What who turned you on to them? It was like time we got high on posts. Not in college. I mean, it's been that long. Life almost a lifelong band. Do you know any of the members? Um, just met and passed everyone's.

Would they recognize you or know you if they saw you? No. How long that fucking effort that you put in? They're right. I was able to get out of their dressing room quickly enough. I mean, there's no effort. It's just like, you're going to another fucking country. Well, yeah, but it's an effort to get here.

But I go to another country with like, with like, at least with a couple hundred of my friends from all over the country. A couple hundred of your friends? Sure. You have hundreds of friends. I have lots of friends, yeah hundreds. This is the same startled like in credulity that when you were like, I went to college, remember that? He was blown away. Yeah, I was the valedictorian. I had to stick him up off the floor. I had to cut him up off the floor. You were the friends?

But who can really say in real life, they have hundreds of friends? I do. Hundreds. People that you meet up with at these things, it's not like you all go together. You're saying that there's like a network and you guys all meet.

Well, you know, we meet up too, but then I mean, like, you know, yeah, from this, from them, following around the country, you know, I have friends that live all over the country, from anywhere from, you know, we meet up too, but then I mean, like, you know, yeah, from this from them following around the country, you know I have friends that live all over the country from anywhere from, you know, the south Just pretty much about every major city. I just got back from Denver and I was with a bunch of my friends out there So it's a community of people that will like rendezvous Correct. Okay. You know, it's like one of the big time like the big ones is every year for the last Ten years about they play at the they play labor Day weekend in Denver and everybody comes there too.

I mean, that's gone from, you know, they started when nothing was legal. You know, they still playing there through legalization and now and continuously. So that's like it can become like party at the end of the summer. How are you emotionally equipped to be friends with hundreds of people though? Because I can't be friends with what the fucking six I have. It feels like I'm like, I can't be friends with the fucking six I have. It feels like I'm like, I can't do this anymore.

Can you imagine how difficult it would be if there were hundreds more of me? How are you equipped emotionally to have hundreds of friends? That blows my mind. He's on weed all the time. That's how he does it. I do, I like having lots of friends. But that's hard to fucking manage, isn't it though?

To give each one of those friends the proper attention and cultivate that friendship with hundreds of them? Yeah, try my best. Can you be a good friend to hundreds of people? I don't think so. Well, I'm like a good friend. I mean, you know what I mean? But it's like, yeah.

I mean, I know the kids come to visit them, like things like that. It's like, that's impressive. Well, he's like, you're talking hardcore introvert versus hardcore extrovert. Oh, yeah, I mean, I yeah, he's like Ming Oh, yeah, keep him away from a social social stuff But definitely E versus I right actually we're talking about that said that said like people like they'll put it on there Like it's like a classification the first letter is always I versus he intro versus Gernie

Dude this is definitely not is E at the fucking like is E prevalent to do to do this whole thing like you got to have E to do this Pretty much I mean everybody's got to be need to neat. I guess you just go there and just like be by yourself. Do you see a lot of do you see any eyes there? Other I mean it's you can spot them. Yeah, you go over to them and be like, hey, I need a hundred and first friend. Oh, you don't go over now. Why? What? Now let's say because you say it's pretty much like an open-air drug bizarre right so so a lot of people did you say that a lot of pictures pain may as well have a lot of people are dressed in a certain way now if you see

wall in this outfit walking towards you what a fucking Patriots sweatshirt and track pants and And backwards hat. Do you think what she's wearing right now? Right, right, right. But do you think like would you look at Walton think, Narc? Like what? Is it he's by himself too.

It's not like he's got any friends little in a hundred. You got your hundred friends over here. He's like, Hey, what's up? I want some more than two skateboard. Rock band. This is the old guy that tries to go undercover at the high school. Hey, Bros. I'm sorry.

Are there any narks even trying to fucking bust? There are narks at this concert? Of course. Why wouldn't there be? What? How the fuck are they just not arresting the whole fucking arena then? I don't feel we student up to like, so drugs, the strangers outside. I mean, like, you know, have fun doing that.

I mean, duh. I kind of cover cops are like secret shop. They're certain. I mean, the, you know, have fun doing that. I mean, uh, I kind of cover cops are like secret shop. There's certain, I mean, the funny thing is is so the band plays a lot of venues that are the same. And everybody kind of gets the, uh, everybody kind of gets the gist on it. Like some of these places, like seriously, they're, you know, I've had friends get into trouble. There's a place in Wisconsin called Alpine Valley music center. And it's literally like the county. When the band comes to town, the county ramps up with all these guys and they're nice to pat it like they're a nice my friend you know you had a like a pipe on them and they're

like don't worry we're just gonna take you over here and take your picture and you'll be back with your friends in 15 minutes and it's like literally it's just you know they're just they're cash and checks it's just money it's just fine fine fine fine fine you're not going to jail they're just but it's still legal and they're taking advantage But if you guys know that not you guys, but if your friends know this why are they not a little bit more careful with their I have I mean I at that point I have no idea because there's some men heads Walt. Yeah, they don't know to be careful They think they are I mean the word goes out pretty much is just like you know don't even they're everywhere in the parking lot

Don't you know don't be stupid. How many times have you seen this ban play? If you had to guess. A couple hundred. Wow. One for each friend. That is a fucking, that's a lifestyle. There's people that have seen more than that. Cute, could you imagine?

I mean, I mean, because you manifest destiny with the people you like, you somehow, you like something and then all of a sudden your friends with them. Yeah, it does happen. How did, you don't even know how that works, right? You, you know, it started, that's how I'm here. Yeah, it's just like, you know,

how come, how come Frank isn't able to pull that off? Well, it doesn't want to. It's from likeable. For what? I mean, you know, you see him. He's an idol. He's an idol. Right, but he could come off as bothersome to an eye, right? Somehow became friends with you guys.

I like you a lot. I didn't I You want to throw him off? We have a I just wanted to strip him of his title I think he didn't deserve it and there was another Frank who was you know being put a more Noble oh, this dude was hard core. He wants to be the top Frank. I'll give it up You know, I told you. Well, I was right. Yeah, Frank five is a top five. Yeah. Yeah. Frank five is actually Frank one. Huh Frank five is actually Frank one. Yes Frank five is Frank is Frank is number one. Yes. So what? Frank five is that hasn't done to it. No, we know. I don't think we've heard every story. No, I've never met any of the other Frank.

I've never met another Frank. Could I get your number after this? And I would like to set up a summit on a recording, like a meeting of all the Franks that are still with us that we can get in contact. You five on the one from Collingswood. Don't bring any of those Collingswoods. Talk Frank four again. Frank four again.

Frank four was, I never met him. He was the guy he was all into, incest. Yeah, he was the one from Staten Island. He was like, who's judging everybody? And then he's like, hey, let me go get my cousin wife. Right. I always love him. I'm like, you're wicked pedius and stuff like that.

Like, Frank three, some dude they know and make fun of. It's good. I'm not even there. And they're under, talking about your own. Sounds more like that's awesome. Now, have you ever been at one of the most important things in your life? I'm not. I'm not even there. I'm not even there. I'm not even there. I'm talking about your own. Sounds more like that's awesome. Now, have you ever been at one of these concerts with your friends and been rusted for your beat Nick activities? You know, you're

beat Nick. Do they do they do they rough you up with you jazz cabbage? Yeah. Actually, no, no, I know, actually, no. No, I never once caught any shit. I had a couple of friends I've gotten thrown out a couple times. And even sometimes, like, I remember one time was just for cigarette. A cigarette? Or for cigarette, not for the other stuff.

Now is it very liberated? Like some of these other concerts I see where girls walk around topless, like a woodstock maybe one of the concerts Do you see this? Sometimes you know you see some of these concerts where Primarily I want to go to these Cancer it's only way I didn't take it so they do have to take a shirt off for you fucking kiss Big floppy pair

Beautiful fellow shit probably lack it. They shot off him So a big floppy pair beautiful fellow. She probably lack it. They shot off him. Oh, body chef. Lincoln is just putting salt all over it. Although that you know, though those tits are gone now. He's fucking sveled down. He's fucking lost. What do you lose? 100 pounds? No, I don't think it was that much.

I think I'm like 40, like that 40 pounds. 40 pounds. It's a lot. Yeah, he's fucking put muscle on now too. He's working out really here. Yeah, it must be Arnold's probably putting muscle on now too. He's working out. Really? Yeah. It must have be Arnold standing for the next terminator. He's like, I'm juicing up. You've also, you've lost a loser of a lot of weight too, right?

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No Former sound guys what's the wildest thing you ever saw at a fish concert? Probably like me not getting like naked dude. Let uh, probably like, you know, get in place like naked dude, uh, let's see. No naked girl stories. I could do it on stage. That was funny. And they could do it on stage. I got on stage like right across the stage. Do you find new men funny?

Cause I do not. Well, you tried to hook these airs. It was like, oh, it's burlesque show. I'm, then it started at one in the morning. All right. We went and this guy on stage came out. He was dressed like a doctor. He had a hot carl dresses and a nurse

and there was a patient on the stage. And long story short, the patient needed a new heart so the guy reached into his own ass where before the show, he had put a sponge in the shape of a heart, up his ass. He fisted his own ass, pulled it out, put it in the chest of the guy, and the guy came to life and started making out with the nurse. This is another way of...

This is a watch show? A burlesque in London, not even a month ago. And you went to this because you didn't have a... Oh, I didn't know it was going to be okay. I got the... I got to take a set of hottest things. I'm telling you what, the way out the door when when when it started right and you want to sit back down I was like I have to see the following this fucking act

he reads into his own ass to the wrist and pull that a heart shaped sponge with the crowd go wild crazy berserk I was talking high it was nuts I'm talking high still think I'm gonna go yeah, I was drawing high, it was nuts. I'm just drawing high, still thinking I'd be like, oh. Yeah, no, everybody was like that, but it was so shocking, it's so funny. And then later on, there was a mermaid who was caught up in ocean trash and a guy put out a fishing line and hooked a fish that was sticking out of a vagina and pulled it out.

Those are some sort of message there, too. I mean, they hammer you over the head with frontal. Oh, they were 100% newt, 100% newt. But Sangolin, they're new to TV. When I say he reached in his ass, I mean, he bent over what is asked to the audience, put his fist up his own ass, pulled the heart out. No, you were very on the money about a diagnosis yesterday with Gidham. With a guy who's like, here's my act.

What's up with that guy? What happened to him? Oh, I mean, he's, I mean, he's so star for attention. He's like, okay, the only way he can fucking make it in show business is I gotta fist myself, I can pull a heart out. Right, right before coming up and Ming was like, he's cutting out the shape of the heart in his hand.

I think that's a guy who's like, I can still legally say it's not porn, because it's stage and performance art. It's perlest. And so this is his way of fucking just like... He's scur... It's gray, he's scurting the rules. Yeah, it's a main one. It wants to be a famous and perform so badly that he's willing to resort to that.

And it's like, okay, where are you gonna go next with the act? Because there's only a certain number of drunken, high people who are gonna win. Oh, that's a fucking... Oh, no, it's been a long run. Oh, yeah. That fucking has a long line of people to get into watching.

Oh, yes. It just backs up. I don't understand art. I don't understand why people like things that they like. I don't understand why I like the things I like, but that kind of shit. I'm like, he just described it if he's like, hey, I have two free tickets. Awesome scenes. I'd be like, that's a really. I don't want to see that. That's more wild than the fish fucking story. Yeah,

hundreds of guys in a show for fucking less than five minutes and dude is his own hand up, is it? It was crazy. You went hundreds of times and that's the wildest thing you've seen. Over 20 years, he's like, one time I saw a naked guy. Try to hug. Yeah, a guitarist. Yeah. I mean, you've seen passed out people and, you know, and it's like, well,

I mean, like, it's like, whatever. So what keeps drawing you back, though? Because they're all playing the same set list, are you mad at me? No, no, not at all. Never. They play different songs every time. They play different songs.

They play 13 nights in a row in Madison Square Garden and never repeated a song. That means they didn't play the songs that I would like. I like that. They have that big catalog. Yeah. Two, that was like 234 different songs. So they have the Mojo to sell out

Mad Square Garden for How Me Nights in a Row? That one was over the summer, 13. Next to Billy Joel, they have the record for most sold out nights. And I'm out of the square. Well, didn't they inherit the grateful debt audience kind of two degree? Yeah. I mean, because they were kind of on the rise. When and then he died in 95 and then people came off. And I don't know as much as I mean, I like both bands, but they're different.

I mean, the scenes, the same year I shared community parking lots of I think a lot of the, you know, more people that are, there's some people that aren't there for the music. I mean, the one thing about me is, is like, it's always music first. I mean, I like the fact that they play different songs every night, and they're good musicians. I mean, it's not everybody's cup of tea, that's fine. How have they garnered this kind of falling

with no radio play, though? That's the whole thing about it. That's just- Did they have radio playing in the 90s or nothing? Um, maybe like one or two songs. They were like, they were on like the beef of some butt head, with no radio play though. That's the whole thing about it. That's just- Did they have radio playing in the 90s or not? Maybe like one or two songs. They were on like the Beafus and Butthead, one of their videos back in the day,

but not much at all. That's the thing about it. It's all word of mouth kind of band, and it's all, you know, just recently, like they just started this, like they have their own radio station on, on serious. And they talk about stuff like this, like in between the little inter, you know, in between in between the songs you know it's just like people get

used to you know it's a sense of community like because everybody didn't hear them on the radio you know you had to go see them in you know in a place and if you saw them early like me you saw them in a little tiny place and now I'm seeing them in Madison Square Garden and it's you know it's like it's great how many nights did you go to the restaurant how many are-1 that run I went to all of them. Holy fuck. Hey, my buddy Mike did do. They were spaced out, but I mean like it was,

but yeah, it was all of it was, it was in the summertime. Summer of 2018. You must have to put a lot of money aside too for this passion. I work another job to a pay for, like, you know, traveling and music. Your fish commitment. Yeah, a lot of money going to fish.

I mean, it's not about it. It's a passion, but again, like, you know, I don't have kids No, no, I'm just saying it, but like there's no Defensive Weber's doing this. Oh, it's expensive and I mean the thing about it. I've been seeing them for 20 years So like I have tickets from 1992 1992 You could have brought a fucking house. Ticket prices, like $7.50. Yeah. Yeah.

To go see the one New Year's Eve, it's $125. When's the next time you're going to go see him? Later tonight. The Friday weekend after Thanksgiving. We're at Providence. Do you wish that you could be into something as much as he's into this band? I think I'm into a lot of things.

I mean, what's his hard course? He is. Think about something. Think about something. You don't go to the game. You take it all the way to the every single game, right? The same thing. That's what I tell people.

I don't want to justify it. But I'm like, some people have church. Some people have craft shows. I mean, it's just something I do. The guy wants to have 13 concerts in a row, and you're going to clear his hard course. Fuck yeah. What's the last time you went to one game?

Yeah. I go to one game a year if I can get a free ticket. Somebody said something about, was it going to the Patriots training camp or something? Or was it? Oh, yeah, somebody had the, like, threw it out there that you should go to the Patriots training camp. And it's like five hours away.

And I was like, I'll take the ride. He's like, nah, I'm more hardcore than he is then. I've never drive that far. What's the point? Don't Patreon shit something anything. You know, you don't have access to the players of what would be the point then So you just go there just to fucking stand and fucking mile away. You never know We bring you with us. You training camp's a little bit more a little bit more up close I remember I said go to Giants training camp as a kid you get all right all the grass and stuff the players would be a little bit more a little bit more

Excess more accessible. I mean, probably not like Tom Brady, but you know, you know, the only one that matters. Wow. So what else, Frank, three, what else, what else, what are your future plans aside from concerts? I don't know. Do you think about the, I don't really think about the future either. It's just like, you know, whatever you see, how do you fuck? How does it do? Who's just fucking proposed marriage, not think of the future either. It's just like, you know, whatever you see. How do you fuck? How does it do? Who's just fucking proposed marriage? Not think of the future though. It's scary. It's a long. Yeah, of course. Of course it is.

You think it's scary. Fly by to see your pants. Fly by to see your pants is charming when you're 20. It's fucking not. I've got a charming five year old fiat say it's tribal when you're 51. You just have to find the right person Right, this is generally considered a huge red flag, but every once in a while Somebody's color blind Cute right? I mean if I buy you see your pants at this age is It's risky, right? It's a tightrope. I don't know if there's much risk because what's the worst that happens? I rely on my super rich friend for the rest of my life. And he knows I'm not gonna be on a sleep on the fucking street.

Maybe the garage, but not the street. Yeah, but I mean things can happen. Sure, I work well, like a paralyzed. What do you mean? I just think it's all legit. I always said things can happen, what do you mean? Anything can happen, you know? And then, you know.

Like people stop 11, tell them Steve Dave. That is if. No, that can happen. What do you think? Anything can happen? You know, and then you know like people stop 11 tell them Steve Dave as if That could happen. We're the fish of you have cast everybody shut up Every couple weeks. Okay, you said that like you made you you said aloud people like us again. Yeah, that's over We show people didn't like it. They don't like it. There's no video probably because No, they were upset the past ones were video and they were great and then Sven Goolee gets all precious and doesn't want to do video You know, of course people are gonna react. We really I guess we didn't play any games and whatever I don't know. Yeah, like they weren't that jazz with with with our guest either There was just a lot of complaints about about the holiday show. It wasn't a spectacular.

We know we never said it was. That was a big error on our parts. But I thought what I thought you when you get the fucking hottest horror host in the world, he's fucking more hotter than fucking Elvira right now. In terms of popularity, not hot. I think they're getting the hottest bagger at the grocery store. Like, who the fuck care? Oh, but he's on, he's got a weekly TV show. I agree. Elvira doesn't. He's fucking appearing in DC Comics

in a major crossover. Elvira is not. Right. He is fucking, he trends every Saturday night on Twitter. Elvira is not. I think people are like, we don't give a fuck about either of them.

Not Elvira is better than him. I think they're like, you know, if we had Elv like we don't give a fuck about either of them not Elvira is better than him But that's like you know if we had a virus they wouldn't give a shit But that's fucking that's fucking close mind it that's fucking wrong Open your minds Listen to all flattigan about being close-minded, all right the guys got let us introduce you to fucking cool shit Mm-hmm Instead of fucking yeah, opportunity to look into it if you don't know who he is. Right. Put down that joint and let's let's let's talk about some really cool shit.

Did you run it on Twitter? I don't know. I'm like, you know, that doesn't make us want to fucking make it fucking more bigger, better, fucking spooktacular next year. No, I think he's gonna make us dig our heels in. Exactly. You think that one sucks? We don't get all over this. Exactly, you think that one sucks How this works by now But I thought it was some fucking nobody liked it people Yes, no that I don't want to paint a picture like that there was so many people into there was a people like that

But there was people who didn't know which I thought it would be universally loved nothing Fucking bring it in be universally loved. I don't know. It's tough to fucking it wasn't I the unrealistic optimist at times on the show like you're usually the Resurge, but when you bring in fucking somebody of that magnitude And you have people fucking not even listening before this like I'm not even listening to this. I don't care It's fucking my Halloween ruined fuck off really. They said the Halloween was ruined I don't like the sound of that. No, If that's the fucking make-up breaks your Halloween. Yeah, you got pretty big problems. Bigger.

Aside from us fucking in half-assed. I put that much effort into it. That is not you fucking late. I was into it. I was super excited. I liked it a lot. I thought it was great. And I agree with you.

It's like for you to get to spend Gully, what you've been trying to do for a while. For years. And then I get him. And it's not good enough. And you're on. Oh, I'm sorry. Let. Let me refund your my oh wait a minute. I don't have to refund your money because there's fucking free That's right termite You go find some fucking free Halloween cheese somewhere else if you don't fucking like it His fish talk to their audience

his fish talk to their audience. What's this guy's wife there selling out Madison? 13 nights in a row. They're very, very appreciative of their audience. But they're also, I mean, the audience is crazy, though. Same thing. I mean, like, look, you know, the internet forget it. It's, you know, it's, let's see. Do they bat just the fan base bash fish? Oh, God. They do.

Consulately. Why? The term, because he's so good. Let's see do they back just the fan base bash fish. Oh God Consulate the the the term Not I mean whatever The lead singer said it in an interview. I wish he was fucking still getting high He was better when he was getting high right? I mentioned there's got to be that fucking Every time I heard that about myself I heard that about myself. You know, somebody who wasn't as good as the next he very best. You know, they're really just smoke this.

We've been retired two years. I'm sorry. I'm trying to. No, it's okay. It wasn't what he is for the fans. Per snickety, he said, the fans can be very per snickety, which is like, you know, it's like something a grandmother would say.

And you would not offend them. It's like a meltdown, but it's like, it's like, you know, it's, it's critical. And it's like, nothing's ever good enough. And like your grandmother would do, you know, it's like, critical and it's like nothing's ever good enough and like your grandmother would do You know what what would be an example? What was something that they would be like it wasn't good enough? What? Did it put out new albums or they just fucking treading in the room?

They put out new albums and then they'll put out new album and be like oh, it's such it's dad rock You know or somebody will say something like that, you know, it's that fishy off. I don't really care either way I mean I take it I listen to it some stuff I like you like if you see someone like talking like that and lying waiting to get in you don't really care either way. I mean I take it, I listen to it. Some stuff I like. Do you like it? If you see someone like talking like that and lying, waiting to get in, you don't fucking get in there. Yeah, you don't put them in a fucking weird naked chokehold. It's weird. That's what a real fan would do. I mean, it was a real fan like fucking throw it out. You think just cause you go fucking I love you guys so much. I'm gonna hate on you on the internet all the time. But that's not common. Like Stern said the same thing. He was like the only people who pay more attention to me or the people who hate me.

My fans hate me. You go like my hardcore fans hate me. Because they're not all smart fans and TSD groupies. Oh, but, but I was just gonna call them Sunday 3. But Frank 3, you said something profound there. What did you say? You before the last thing you just said, you said something profound there. What did you say? You before the last thing you just said, you made a really wise commentary on the fans. They love you so much. I'm gonna hate you. Yeah, that's I mean, it's like they love to hate on stuff. I mean, that's yeah. Like how you want to like bite an infant, you know, like they're so cute. Like you've heard people say

that. You've never heard people say that. Like, oh, I'm gonna eat you up. And there's like, there's like this weird sort of thing that you wanna bite. Bite is a little bit more, is a little bit more violent. I didn't remember the exact phrase. So the fucking lady's like, whoa, get away from my baby. But you don't, you don't partake in that kind of fucking activity, right?

You don't run, fuck if you see it cause you'd run to the your fucking little laptop and be like, oh, fuck. He's on his phone during the concert. This was a little out of two. Not enough naked guys. Oh, I mean, sometimes you hear stuff, you know, hear stuff.

I mean, I'm listening to music. And you're not like, you know, there's some people that are just like, whatever. It's just, everybody has an opinion man all the time. You know, it's just, you don't care, huh? I mean, I have a good touch. I have a good time with my friends or whatever. You know, it's like, could be worse, you know what I mean?

It's not like, you know, it's terrible. Sounds like he's on remote control, huh? He's on remote control. This guy has a fucking great outlook. He's fucking high. He's a cement head. It's high right now. Remember how amenable I was? It's not worth it. Is that the, is that the, um, the. or the way you carry yourself as a fish guy? Or have you always been this way? No, I mean, you know, it's funny. There's a sticker that this kid said and people handed out. It says, I have no complaints, right?

And it's like, I don't have any complaints. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I watch the lead singer go into the depths of drug addiction and still try and perform this music. And it was terrible. And it's the same thing. You know. As his wife says in the movie, we thought you were gonna die, I thought it was gonna die. Jerry Garcia died from, he was trying to get clean

but he years of drug use. It's like, eh, what are we gonna do? It was we're gonna leave him in 1990, whenever it was like 2000 or, I thought this was forever, was where he went into the show. When they came back, I thought you weren't getting a book. 13 contracts in a row. Yeah, you got, I thought this is forever. Is where they were not. When they came back, you weren't ticked off at the most 13 contracts in a row.

Yeah, you got a little emotional there. That's awesome. I just, it's just weird. Like I said, it's just, I guess that's just weird. It's weird where people are still awesome now or fans that they just fucking these are less important. Again, you guys see it, right?

It's like, it's hard not to, you know, it's hard not to, oh shit, where are they saying on Reddit? You know, as soon as you guys dropping up, so where are they saying on? Oh, I don't think about it at all. I'm not even kidding. Good.

Q advise me to stop going on the internet and not only like for news shit, not only do I not go on for news, I don't watch anybody getting killed on video anymore. I'm hardly ever on the internet unless I'm like looking up shit. Like that. Literally getting killed, or you mean getting killed with fucking,

literally getting killed. Literally getting killed. Who's fuck, why are you fucking seeking out those videos on that's seeking them out the right on the website yeah why would you go to a website to watch videos of people getting killed because sometimes it's a death yeah it can be funny yeah it's faces of death was cool when you fucking couldn't rent it because you weren't old enough in high school that was the only allure to it so So they're like, they're like, pop-as of the 80s. Right.

Right. That was a, that's on tidbit. Yeah, it was also on the, if you don't get that reference, well, that's on you, termite. Because there's like, on this one side, I go to, there's like, fighting Fridays where you can see people like, like, fights break out and shit, you watch people fight. There's just like car accidents, people going, pinwheel through the air, you know, I don't I don't know if you just want to feel something wall anything I think it's alarming though that anybody would like gravitate toward those sites I'm not even fucking around. I think that does say something about there's something I'm super nice No, it doesn't I'm super nice

Super nice. Yeah, super nice. I'm nice to people. I'm super nice Super nice. Yeah, super nice to people. I'm really nice I'm like I know that you're like homie log on see what new fucking kill videos are Mm-hmm Well, you didn't catch a bunch of shit for going to fish all the time now Yeah, of course, there's probably something wrong with it, but well surprise surprise Yeah, but I mean How hard would it be to stay off those sites? I guess you are now right? Well, yeah, like I said when I went to QS I was like I'm just not gonna look at shit, you know

I'm like I brought books and stuff and stuff I read a Wikipedia or whatever and in that week it's like I didn't go to those sites either so when I got back I'm like, what's the point of going back? Like I said, like, I don't need to see one more motorcycle crash. I don't need to see one more person, like some hapless Chinese person having like building debris falling on them from the facade of some like you want. Like you know what? I know you're going to think I'm fucking lying. Mm hmm. But I subscribe to only one thing on the internet. All Tom Brady news. French Bulldog puppy videos. Hey, you know what?

They're fucking incredibly. I'm working my way into relaxing. And you just feel good. You're just like, I want to own every French Bulldog puppy on the planet. But I can't. There's another way in which I fell right now. Where are my real death videos? Caluistic.

my real death videos.