Tell Em Steve-Dave - #430: Oldmandalorian

Episode Date: January 19, 2020

Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.

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Certain people know, keep your ears peeled. See if there's something to complain about. There is. gonna fucking horrible mood bad mood, huh? Yeah, I'm angry Got any advice from Walt I get more to see well I I had hoped that you know you had been you've been at the stash here for about about 25 minutes. I thought maybe you would 25 minutes, I thought maybe you would So we've had negative energy. Yeah, maybe it would dissipate, you know, being at the table. We did a couple special recordings before we start the regular episode.

Does it feel like a short coming or on your part that we haven't been able to turn them around yet? No. Not at all. It's almost sunset. Goodbye the end of this hour. Yeah, I mean, it's only been 25 minutes. By the end of this hour, he's I mean, it's only been 25 minutes by the end of this hour

He's gonna forget why he was so pissed off. He was also hungry. So now that he's eaten. I sure Believe it's possible. No, no It's one of those things that people like Oh, that's you complaining about You know, it's a fucking Complete violation of my time and privacy violation of my time in privacy I don't know I feel like if somebody watches iJ they should be able to share a bathroom style with you

They see in every episode Yeah, I owe it to them fuck off You don't like the feeling that You don't like the feeling that people, you feel, people think that you are obligated to them. As a public persona. That'll be till the end of time, right? If somebody's a public persona. Look what Michael Jackson was reduced to. Having to hide. I mean, I'm not a mic jackson level Before you know it you'll be yeah, but that's the fucking thing. That's the thing Michael Jackson was worth billions of dollars So he could fucking do whatever he wanted and get the fuck away from maniacs No, I wonder why he built a fucking mansion with a train and a fucking everything. No, no, that was the fuck kids Well, whatever the train was to make his get away. Oh

I can't you can't support that, I guess. I guess I'm not even sure. I don't know. I mean, that doesn't sound positive at all. That's rules. That's you, just since we brought it up, do you believe is Michael J. Innocent? Jackson?

Is he innocent? Or do you believe he was? Things he was accused of. I think that I don't know. So it's hard for me to say, but I haven't watched that HBO documentary. So I only know what I'm told, but I don't know, man, there was that guy

who wrote the family's hired to investigate him back in the 90s and he was, at the end it was like we don't I don't think he did it But wasn't some of the kids they knew what is what is Packer look like certain certain look to it like it was it was very Very like it would stand out in a crowd this packer really yeah Packer after her kids around Really? Yeah. The pet got the real kids around. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't remember what it was that made it so unique. I don't know. I don't remember, but I knew. But like, see how many variations of a pet could there be? I mean, it can't be. Oh, I mean, if it's got a certain like, uh, perverture or of a certain like,

blotches or, yeah, long, short, I mean, that skinny, whatever it was. long, short, and then at skinny. Whatever it was, oh, it was, some of them saved on that problem from the audience and say it was a white hanger. It's all just face though, and it's a body, so why was that so unusual though? Could you believe it?

A white color? Basically a white color. I think it's weird enough that he was, so adamant, I think you said that in that like three times right? What? I'm talking about Michael Jackson. The distinctive marks were perfectly described by a Cuser Jordan Chandler. I mean that's pretty bad in 1993 and he gave 23 million after the 13 year old claim. The singer did all kinds of stuff to them. It says here, let's see distinctive marks on his penis and buttocks as he suffered from the skin condition

of the legal. Oh, so you know what? Much credit to that person who... However, Grantsut. That person who yelled out or whispered white. Yeah, are you two what's Stacy? I don't know what you want. I mean, I don't know what you want to do. I think you met that's what was wrong with her. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's, I don't know.

I think it's, I don't know. It's tough to say that it's weird that he fucking hung out with kids like that. No matter why, that's fucking bizarre. It's weird though that they haven't like removed his music from the landscape. Why does, why does, why is Bill Cosby sitting in jail and you can't see I mean I know I sent a job But why can't you see his show of syndication? Well, no, yeah, no or Done it's out. Yeah, yeah, you'll never see it and he's been like widely denounced as a well I mean he's he's he's guilty. He's convicted

He's in jail. I mean, it seems a little different Invicted though to different you give somebody 23 million dollars. You may as well be convicted in the court of opinion yeah, I mean That's a lot of money to give to somebody if you're like I mean you have money for lawyers for your decades So why would you not fight it to the bitter end? Do you think he would have, like, you know, he was planning that big comeback when he went to his coma? I didn't know that.

Oh, yeah, he was training like to make this gigantic comeback. Okay. Do you think it would have resulted in like the world falling back and love again with Michael? Yeah. Despite the, I think so. Despite the documentary, you documentary. You would think that I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't know if I dance moves. Uh, and when people would have been, ah, fuck it. Forget it. How was that different from fucking what happened after we paid $23 million?

Yeah. Or like Chris Pepsi hired him to fucking dance around on stage. No, that, that, that Pepsi stuff was way before. It was like 1983. Yeah, that shit was way before. Yeah, yeah, we got his hair turned on. You're telling me that after he, after he was accused the first time, he never there was no. He left on the scrap pile endorsements. Who was fucking paying him to endorse their product? I don't know. Maybe nobody. But Gary Glitter's song was just in the Joker wasn't that was a shocker But he doesn't know that when I first heard that song, but it's still an artist who's a who's a pedophile

I was very surprised that they chose to use that song. I'm sure nobody in the audience You know realized it like I don't The second I came on I was like did you know there's one drink my job yesterday? But she wouldn't know, I'm lester. But she wouldn't have known unless you were there. You would not have known. You'd feel rich. That's what I was saying. I don't think a lot of people realized it. But I remember looking at my wife and being like, oh my God. And she's like, what?

And I was like, that song. You know, that's the thing that I don't use that song anymore. And she was like, why? She didn't even know about it. So I don't think a lot of people knew. And not only of Chameleon, but like a sex tourist. You really had to go out of his way. Is he still alive?

No, he died. I think so, yeah, he died. The same with that other British guy, like that kid's host, I can't remember his name. Oh, that's a fucked up story. Yeah, what the fuck? He was a national treasure too. Yeah.

But even like you look at the who, where Wits' name was on the fucking, the research. Yeah. That's hard, that's really hard to digest because I like a lot of who songs You know, I like I want to listen to those songs. I don't want to feel guilty by listening to yeah Yeah, there are crimes that I just suppressed that maybe a music. I don't know because it's interesting Who are you or magic cost anymore?

I mean, but he kind of he survived it though. Chris Brown is still making music. He beat Brown's embraced. Yeah. Not that other dude though. Or Kelly. I mean, look, there are certain crimes that are just, you're innate on children. He's just different than Pop and Rihanna. You go far, but you get eventually the change got

to chose back on you. Beat and Rihanna, I guess, is one thing, but yeah, that guy was fucking crazy. So why, so you're feeling tense, you're aggravated. Yeah, I'm just in a bad mood tonight. What do you do? I don't get it, I don't get this way that often. If tell them Steve Dave, I couldn't be take the last time I was in a mood like this. Really? And I used to live my life in a state like this. So that's some good to realize. But let's see by the end of the episode. If you can tell us, be honest, if Tom Steve Dave was the cure-all for what ails you. I'm already feeling better. If you walk out of here, still feel aggravated. Yeah, a little bit.

Okay. Be honest. Oh, well. That's like an oral elixir, right? Like, fuck, I just poured in your ears. Jimmy Saville. Yeah, it's it's fucking you know what is with guys and their inability to fucking keep their hands off of girls. Like I was watching documentary the other it's The Keepers. I can only watch a little bit at a time. It's about like the Catholic church in the 60s and some place and you're just like it's place and you're just like it's all these poor poor it's got a great lead in segue and every fucking crime show you see like you know you watch women behind bars it's like bang bang bang everybody's molestin yeah fucking keep their goddamn hands off I don't know my sense and it's

like I don't like what is it like you can't even begin to understand like looking at this this copper this microphone and being like I see it as a sexual object. It's crazy. It's something I mean there have been girls that I looked at and been like holy fuck she's hot and they're like, whoa, all right, well, let me, let me rain that in that, you know what I mean? But like, yeah, look at little kids like that. I don't, you're just broken. And fuck up their lives. You know, I don't see those people. It's monstrous. Got a great tie into what you guys are talking about.

Goes back a few years to mention this. We mentioned this until I believe it was your shining moment on Tom Steve Dave. I've never been more prouder of you and your Take no prisoners Take down a Penn State back when Joe Papa and all that bullshit was going on a couple years ago I got to find some more moments to shine and that was a while ago I believe right there if we had quit Tom Steve Dave that night Shit was going on a couple years ago. I got to find some more moments to shine and that was a while ago I Believe right there if we had quit tell him Steve Dave that night Yeah, and you just like released that episode you were on fire

You were like fucking bring it down the fucking pain like Penn State was fucking realing you were Unrelenting in your in your like your hop their fuck them up in a permanent way You're still feeling the reverberation of the hallowed halls at Penn State. But some people now at Penn State have forgotten. Have you heard about what happened? They don't know that. That quickly they forgot the Sandusky. Well, yeah, because it just came out a former Penn State football player is suing the university, claiming star players

violently hazed younger players and made sexual threats invoking noted child rapist Jerry Sandusky. I'm going to Sandusky you. It was a threat that they would make while rubbing their genitalia on the younger player's faces. Oh my God, it's one of the vows I have for Marybeth. Oh, that is so bizarre.

Can you imagine that? Take this fucking program, should have got the death penalty back when it happened. There should have been no football program, but the NCAA fucking gave them for whatever reason, a reprieve, and allowed that program to exist. And this is the fucking. This is what happens.

This is what happens. The right back at it. It's like a like, like, centusky never existed. I mean, it's crazy. They're of course play wall. According to this player who in his lawsuit, the upper class men intended to make the new guys quote unquote their bitch from the get go telling them this is now a prison. It's a fuck is going on over there. A threat's like, who allows it? I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to Sandusky you.

This is Jerry entering you. I'm going to Sandusky you is actually pretty funny line. But they're not underage. It's something funny to say to your friends. Yeah, that's what I mean. You're falsely with Sandus us ski right? It's just stupid But this is the problem like you guys I mean you guys probably had more of these guys in high school than anybody else like back in the 70s These football jobs ladies

I don't know Don't you guys from the Galapagos island? But like these these fucking football jocks who don't they're all hot shit in high school We did you deal with you know? Yeah, we had these guys though. It definitely know you're talking. Yeah, we had them in my school I'm not No, I don't know the reason Wait, why?

I don't know who's talking about Well, if you're not asking me But this is what's going on Q. They're placing their genitals on the face of the of the lower Classmen an upper classmen would hold down a lower classmen and present his penis close to the face Stroking it gently and simulating the action of adjaculation I don't want to stay back every year so I could claim there's claims that they would put their penises on the buttocks of the lower Classmen and stroke and again simulate mess. Oh my god. Sometimes while the victim was naked in the locker room shower. And you know, they reported this hazing to the coaching staff, including the head coach,

but nothing was done by the team specifically. This is insane. And can you think of any point in your life? Any point in your life where if someone rubbed their genitalia in your face, you would do a better job. Because I imagine they just trying to motivate them to play better at football. I'm going to tell you an absolutely true story. Sal and I were in Manhattan this week. We were walking down the street. We were walking side by side in his hand brushed mine and I was like, oh! I was like, there was a story of Sal not being funny enough in your genitalia being on. No! I was

like, I was like, whoa! I'm like, what's up, but wasn't his fault. It was equally my fault. But I'm like, why are we walking so close together that we're touching? It's a busy street. Disgusting. Disgusting. You know, I'm looking at Walt shirt here. He's got a very well. Yeah, what's going on here? I love it. Let's was wrong with that. Nothing's wrong with it. But he bringing it up though. I'm just roll it that. Nothing's wrong with it. He's bringing it up though. I'm looking at it because I was about to ask like with these football players, especially

it seems like why is everything involving hazing so gay? But it's not gay. Because I look at that. It's like, it's a perversion, like a twisted, aggressive like rapist mentality. There's nothing gay about it. It's fucking insane. I mean that I mean same-sex shit. Yeah. If you're like rubbing your cock on somebody, then you're a gay rapist. You're a almost section. You're not gay, but you're raping somebody in some sort of homosexual manner. Yeah, I don't know the right label to put on it, but I know what you mean.

I want to label it. I just don't have to. I want to give you right label to put on it, but I know The platform Like last time You could do it again man get went back a lot of people and get back. Oh, you think yeah, oh Yeah, maybe all right. Yeah, all right Tell you about this early so you could I'm gonna work it up. Yeah, what did I say last time? Like a statue down like a salam who say maybe I don't know. It's not even the school.

It's first. It is the school. Because you know there's fucking idiots on the fucking who go to the school we're gonna be like, it's just high jinx. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We both played on multiple teams in high school. Yes. Did it even come close to like do you remember anything close to that? Like you remember hearing shit. Yeah,

the pickle in the butt. Hearing it. Yeah. Never saw it happen. Never saw it. Never experienced it. Everything was just hearsay. But you guys did in place, sports teams. There was no haste. No, no, not not even any mention. Unless if we voluntarily for the team, put on a little show. But again, though, is there any point where you feel that could motivate you to do a better job and anything you're doing? No, right? No. I mean, you hear that. Is more of that if you don't, right? I mean, that it would. I mean, I was just quit the team.

But like, don't you have like, is it like, they don't show you how scholarship you got to play, or else you're out of the, you're off the campus then. Yeah, but it's like, you're not smart enough to go there and just academics. I'm not good enough with fucking sports

to go there on a scholarship. I know, I mean, just fucking let the coach... Didn't they used to have things where the team would go into the locker room and there would be like five strip of ad that the coach hired and those were the fucking way to... I've never heard of that. Yeah, yeah, they do that too. Yeah, yeah, but that would get somebody fucking lambasted and fired and blackballed from ever working.

Why? Those girls are then making money. It's corrupt, though. It's corrupting youth. It's morally bankrupt. Those youths are going to fuck. I think all fucking, I think, I'm not going for Brian Johnson,

so the fucking swing for people like me. I think. Well, this is, you know, this is another opportunity. He's not gonna step up and fucking deliver it. No, I'm telling you I'm not going to. What I'm about to say is this. I think high school and college, all fucking sports programs should be canceled. That's it, I think.

Fuck these fucking jocks who think they're better than everybody else with a hyper aggressive shit. Fucking yank it. Go back to fucking studying and proving yourself where you're mined. Well, fuck off. Fuck you, your best days are going to be behind you fast. You're fucking jock pieces of shit. You're fucking shit, right? It's a fucking money. I like it. Will your mind or fuck off? Fuck you, your best days are gonna be behind you fast! You're fucking jacked pieces of shit!

You're just a jitter, right? It's like a cure, buddy. I like the passion. I think you're going a little bit over- No, because they fucking walk around high school. And they fucking act it like they're fucking kings of the world, not known that they're gonna fucking... They're gonna be fucking miserable for the rest of the lives

that glory days behind them. Because if they don't get into the NFL Then what fuck them then they get think about yeah fuck You're that into football that you got guys rubbing their dicks all over your body Yeah, and you're willing to take it in order to play you I would hope that your dream was to play in the NFL Unless dreams have dicks on your face, but they don't know how to go about it Now okay, the other side of your argument though They let's say the team had a great record. Yeah. Could it be because they just were like, okay, I don't want, I

don't want to have any kind of genitalia in my face during the week coming to really play horror. So the penis is working. Yeah. The incentives to do well are out of this world. Wow. That's interesting. Right. I mean, take that away maybe there maybe there are below 500 team Whoo, you gotta do it takes the win right results to talk results to talk is online to wait I'm gonna take back a lot what I just said there. Where's your would you like to reveal your all all the moderns? I said, oh, I didn't even have one I went to Brooklyn College. I went to college of Staten Island, I went to John Jay College, but I didn't really.

Let's say they were vying for a national championship. If the college of Staten Island was vying for a national championship, that would be fucking great. Well, not everybody, but what do you graduate in your, what's it called when you're alumni? Alumni. Okay. Now, in 2020, they're vying for a national championship. Yeah. And you want to get, you know, maybe you want to get a little bit of great PR by going alumni okay now in 2020 they're buying for a national champ yeah and you

want to get you know maybe you want to get a little bit of great PR by going back and short in the team okay so far it sounds like me you leave whatever your PR your PR guy is like hey you got you know this this this team is caught the nation's attention and you hold in hand with Sal recently You got to go there make you get some FaceTime on TV do an interview how proud the team love these guys and then it comes out You know they were doing some things to motivate the players that you know we're a little Thicy yeah, and then it comes, you know, what do you do?

Do you have to come to condemn them or do you? Yeah, I thought I've said this before. I'll flip on anybody in two seconds if it means preserving myself. Oh, I thought he had to step in, like Alma Mater, and like with the DJ fame and really get everybody going, like take a picture where it's like, like the guys balls on his forehead

and underneath it's like that's sad. That would be a scandal. You might not be a scandal. You might not recover from that. I think you're going to say that he was going to be like, he was going to be stepping in and be to coach or something. He's going to beat up the program. On a rarer coach.

Oh, he steps in. It's like, all right, no more of this. No more genitalia on faces. Great stuff. And genitalia And then genitalia Old-to-old-fashioned, you know, chalk. We're trying to play football I know at least I know not to put in a fucking bear. I'm more here to tell you what not to do And what to do you guys please you guys do involving being naked on each other

We're not gonna do the We're taking that playbook or tossing that one out. Any plays with the word with the number 69 error, error eliminated from any future practice? It gets people to work tough. I watch this thing. You should watch it. Well, I think it's on Netflix, Aaron Hernandez document. Yeah, I've heard a lot about this. It's really interesting in as much as I knew like sort of the basic facts.

Oh, yes or no, I know the basics of it. And I think it's three episodes. It's like about three hours. And they're painting a picture that he might not be guilty. They're painting a picture that he may not be guilty. They're painting a picture that he may not be guilty and The reasons he may be guilty, you know are the CTE stuff His childhood and all this other shit. There are parts where I gotta say like you kind of feel bad for the guy Really when he's talking to his mom. You like that is not a good mom

Like I haven't seen any of it, but yeah, how many episodes is this? Oh, like three. So it's three hour thing? Through our three hours, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna check it out. Yeah, I think it's interesting. Not a lot of Brady stuff, not a lot of, I mean, he's on the Patriots. I would hope that he would think that he would want to talk to people about time, but not really, like probably nobody would want to talk to the Patriots. No.

It was not a great moment for the Patriots. The ones that they like to hide underneath brush underneath the rug? Yeah. They were like the second because I guess he tried to get an appeal and in the documentary they're like you know in the second trial like nobody came out to support him, not his friends, not his old teammate. It's like come on man like this is second trial. I mean it's like it wasn't even the appeal. It was a second trial where he killed two other guys. I thought, so it's like, well, you got a distance yourself from the, like he was my teammate.

He wasn't my friend growing up in check, you know. Yeah, yeah. That'd be a rough one. What do you think I, Jay, could weather that? Weather, Murray killing people? It's definitely Murray. I don't know. It's definitely Murray. I don't know.

I don't know. You came to know you were a little fucking grouchy. I can save you. I know. Yeah, I will help you. Yeah, I mean, whoever was, no, I don't think he could weather it. It's like Sonic just fucked up your order.

No, I think comedy is hard, man, because you know what people distracted by murder You fucking do fart jokes I watch this this show only part of it and it's what was it called 60 in 60 or something like that It's these people who every day people who agree to go to jail like a a county jail for 60 days. What's some of this though? I found that people, especially the school teacher guy, not likable enough to keep going. I don't think I saw the same. I only saw a club I was in the Vets office.

They had it all like on the TV. Yeah, I watched like the first two episodes. So you take like every day people and then they go into jail and they document it. And was one of prison gardens here? You saw? Yeah, it was a lady. Oh no, the one I saw was a guy. It was kind of a not chubby guy, but a thicker guy who was a prison guard that was going

into prison for 60 days. There was a guy who was a mall security guard. And this is what I was wondering like what you guys would do. So average guys who, you're too recognizable, say somebody who's, I am. There may be somebody in that prison that's like, oh, I like comic book man or whatever, you know, tell them Steve Davis. I haven't heard anybody say, hey, I like comic book man in years when I'm out in the

real world. Really? Yeah. I don't think, I think I could go to jail and nobody would notice me. I wish you hope. I would want to test it. Right. But I bet you say, you know, like Joe Average goes in and like there was one lady whose husband was in the military and she's like, why do these prisoners get the same treatment that the military does? I don't think it's fair. I want to go in and see how good they have it. Then there's a guy who's a schoolteacher. I just did it for this reason. The Moll security guard that's like, you know, I wanted to see if I could do it.

And the Moll security guard, his backstory is, you know, because they're going to ask you like, why are you in jail? His crime was, he was an accountant who was in bezeling. And I thought, why the fuck would you not just say, I was a mall security guard who helped people shoplift. I was part of a shoplifting ring, cause you would know all those different things. Sure. Never fuck up, because you don't know

if a guy's an accountant there. Right. Like your story has to be so tight that you would have need to know tons of shit about accounting. Yeah. But it's most likely if there's a accountant, if let's say there's another accountant in the fucking yard, you don't got to worry about him shiv and you know he's

a fucking accountant. Nobody could expose you. I was like, I don't think this guy's on the open up and that's what happened to the school teacher because he fucked up one of his details. And they're like, then everybody's like, I think he's a cop. A narc. A narc. Yeah. You have to do the narks. I'm assuming stab them. Yeah, bad things. Yeah. You're like, it's like being on Penn State. What crime would you think you would say? Wait, just, did Penn State, what happened? They cancel the football program? Well, this just broke.

So there's the NCAA has got to do. But they got to. Investigation, and they're probably going to do some major, major penalties are gonna. They gotta just shut it down, right? These people can't be trusted. Well, they shut it down shortly after the Joe Pa, Sandusky stuff, right? Yeah, but they brought the program back.

Right. They re-lended. They said they was gonna be a five year band, but it wasn't, it was only a one year or two year. I can remember what it was, but I don't know. How the fuck could these kids not be like? Because I guess you can make the argument because they are kids that are not mature enough

to fucking realize that there's some things that should be respected and should be honored and fucking the abuse that took place on your campus should not be the fucking butt. She's much, she's much, she's much, a little joke or or a bizarre and Stupid sorority or that's great because like I don't even mind hazing like do some fun light hazing but like

Don't make it sexual especially a Penn State like make them eat some more eggs or some bullshit Whatever any number of my ex girlfriends emotional abuse can be just as effective Whatever any number of my ex girlfriends emotional abuse can be just as effective Kid their heads make them stay Had you make them doubt themselves? Yeah, I think the I think hazing just has to be eliminated though Because because a person will bring it to the extremes even though they'll say they're not going to it will always be dragged Over the line eventually though if you allow any type of hazing well then what is hazing? be dragged over the line eventually though if you allow any type of phasing. Well then what is hazing? Because we fucking get him as he had two minutes ago we're bustin his balls without mercy.

Like that's one step away from hazing. He's the leader. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, I think hazing is like, it's especially for teams and fraternities and shit like that. And it's anything that would fall for a team. Anyway, anything that would fall outside the norm of like what it takes to be on that team, special skills or like, like if you're good enough to be on the team, that should be it. You don't need to like then have guys sacks on your faces and all this other shit.

I know they're like, it builds morale and. Yeah, so I'm saying because of the fire to part, right? Did you do that shit? Hell yeah, we got all sorts of of we dump them buckets on each other We're gonna be a bucket of one come right no water and stuff like that. Yeah, but there was hazing But it was so you're so the definition of Hays is that you don't feel not Succeeding we feel so still be a part of

Exactly, I feel yeah, we so if you stepped out of like the the the I feel yeah, we used to if you stepped out of like the the the Apparatist or the big with a fire dress come out and you look up You might get a fucking bucket on your head bucket of what somebody in the reported on you We did that to each other all the fucking time like it was fun man like Kind of cross a line like if they're if they're doing it to a let's say I know you wasn't done on purpose, but let's say it's to a female, and now, so she's got a white t-shirt. Well, okay, that's an interesting thing you're saying

because why should we be treated equally? Well, why is she wearing a white t-shirt? She's out of costume. She's out of uniform. She's not a uniform. She's not a uniform, right? She's not a uniform. But, but, right, okay, so now,

she's coming into the firehouse, and everybody's like, guys, all the fucking hygiene has got to stop when she's around. That's not fun for her either. Oh, I know. You know? You got to eliminate fun. Fun is what leads to all the trouble.

Fun is what leads to all the trouble. This is true. Yeah. How these kids couldn't be like, look, we just got it reinstated. Let's haze each other. But all the like the gay stuff. I guess it's just You just had a respect to the guys. Yeah, I'm a listed for Christ. Yeah, yeah, I don't know how they didn't think it would come out though I don't know how they didn't think that this somebody would not tell well who read it one of the floor players

Come on, I lost it. Come again, no, it's just his can on a job. This just his work. You don't know if this has been proven yet. There's going to be a big investigation at C double A, but doesn't look good. Unlikely, be saying it if it weren't true. But just in Youngstown, Ohio, I think like somebody died from drinking too much.

Yeah. I think back to like like your 18 or 19, some of the shit that I did, like in retrospect, was like, that could have went a totally different way. Like helping it draw somebody out to meet them up for banging this girlfriend one time. It could have been an accessory. It could have been an accessory.

Accessory to damaging of a Volkswagen. So yeah, like any number of those things could have gone a different way. So maybe they're like, hey, let's just drink until we're fucking you did that. A lot of it. Yeah. Many times. I wasn't even being haste. I did it for the hell of it. Hmm. All right, you was saying what would he go to jail for? I'd smile. I'd smile. I'd like to tell the yard. If I All right, you were saying what would he go to jail for? I'd smell the thing. But I'd like to tell you about your telly yard.

If I'm in the yard in that first time, deaf, first day in jail, and I got to tell them what I did, I want to tell them something. Stan Dusky to mother fuck. And I'll say dusky you. You don't fuck it turn around. Looked the other way right now. That's all I do for everybody with a good

Stan Dusky. So you want to out your, you want to line yourself with a child molester in prison? That's the plan. I want to tell them something tough, the rough, you know, not something like, you know, no white collar bullshit. Yeah. So in bezel, you wouldn't go. No, I think it would have to be like a bank robbery

Hmm There's probably gonna be some bank robbers in there, so you have to know your story pretty well Or maybe you did it really stupidly. Yeah, you got caught. Yeah, well, I got caught I just walked in I was high Right, I don't remember much what happened guys I don't remember what happened guys You want a verifying here's my friend I mean my enemy Troy Then I would be like I walked in and I said I had I had a gun in my waistband I told him I was gonna kill any mother fuckers who didn't give me money.

Because I needed more PC. Because I need more dust. I need more dust. And then they'd be like, oh dad, you guys got any dust? You're damn son. Yeah, and they're gonna be like, yeah, we do. Let's do it. I wish I had some money in my fucking account so I could buy some dust

I impact yourself into corner now you're on dust I just can't have a program I don't want to become a junkie again Like now I just deal don't get high in your own supply like some star face stuff to appreciate Now I'm into fucking needles and stuff. I don't do fucking dust. Oh, we got that too Yeah, you shouldn't say anything don't offer anything. Oh fuck You can be religious though. You can be like oh, you know, you know, I'm a I'm a lake. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm a Muslim now. I'll say like I found, you know, the Muhammad and everything and then maybe I can join it in the yard. I can hook up with the Muslims. I think that's probably not going to work out for you. If you're going into, I felt like if I ever went into prison prison, it's like as lame

as it would be, I'd have to align myself with the white power guys. Like I'm nobody else is good. You got to tattoo. I got to tattoo like I'm halfway through my training guys as you can see. I get the rest of the bathroom. I would have to and I would have to be like you no Johnson you got a visitor and you fuck you go inside And all of a sudden fucking Sunday Jeff's on the other side of that window. Oh, oh I'd be like Cuz I best his brother This I

It's a funny idea that all white supremacists and prison all of them don't really believe it Like they're all just too afraid to be the first person to be like working this is yeah like they all agree But they all got to keep it up just Yeah, it would be so lame Yeah to have to like go along and and then they're gonna be like we'll prove it like you know go stab this black dude for no reason Him like he seems alright they're gonna be like, we'll prove it. Like, you know, go stab this black dude for no reason. Him? I'm like, he seems alright. I thought I would call the producer and I'd be like,

you gotta get me out of here. I'm not gonna last 60 days. Yeah. And listen to you now, I'm running from hate crimes. I've lied about being undone, I know that wasn't my original cover story, but it felt right at the time.

Barely made it out alive. Now they got me shivin' some black stuff. I mean, I'm into boy powershiv. None of this we could air. I'm sorry, you two. Why do you single that? I'm nervous. I'm in jail. You guys are safe. I'm in the fucking shit down there.

Get me out of here. Go back to my car. Get me out of here, go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go show Matt and you like I'm legit but if anybody googled it and they're like oh so you didn't pay a ticket oh yeah then I'm not hard I need to hard-willing and Jill so yeah I don't know I don't I've never really committed that great of a crime that no they're not allowing that. It would seem in this show. An untrained prison guard versus an untrained prisoner. Hahaha. Couldn't you pretend to be in the new warden who's just filling in for a week? Yeah, the substitute warden.

Yeah, you're in training, you're the assistant warden? Yeah, I could do that. Because then I don't have to explain myself to the cons. Right. They're like, hey, what's your background? I'm like, shut up, put them in the hole. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be like the Warden and Shawshank. Yeah, that guy had a fucking everything on lockdown and rackets, denying libraries. That'd be awesome. Casting people down to Sodom. Yeah. Would you,

it's weird, yeah, like real religious yet pay off and murder and all kinds of shit. Yeah, that was a way to justify anything in your own head, I think. I've been rewatching Big Love with Mary Beth. She never saw the show, the show, the film packs and show about a polygamy. And I mean, if there's any basis in fact at all, it's like, yeah, all these guys are all running rackets, too, you know? They take a religion and bend the rule a little bit to make it seem this way. I mean, if you look in the Bible and you're going to take one verse that is like, all right, all black people are beasts, there should be whipped and there should be your slave.

And then somebody else interprets that exact verse as like, no, it means a complete opposite of that. Then it's all open to interpret. That doesn't say that in the Bible, is it? Well, like, well, remember, oh, he's sunny when he was quoting Bible versus, and he's like, if you whip your sleeve and he gets up in a day, then he's a righteous man, but if he doesn't get up in two days or some shit like that, it was a whole thing where they're, they're, yeah, I don't remember that. I mean, but that's that's what like fanatics and the white power guys do is I'll just take all this is what this is what this means in the body everybody does that's what I mean yeah so if

you want to be someone like a Mormon who by and large and very moral but bend it a little so you can gamble and bend a little more so you can do this or that. Yeah, I mean that's probably what makes it more realistic in today's world and more and easier to live with some of the tenants like the Catholic Church, you know, like with birth control. Right. It's like they like it. They're like it's not realistic. It's not whatever shit back then was going on. That same thing isn't going on today. So birth control is all right. You don't have to use the rhythm method or whatever. Is every form of birth control all right though? Or only certain ones are now okay.

Well, with who? Catholic Church? That I don't know. Contraceception I think was the general term. I took it as meaning rubbers or birth control. We're pushing here. Three month pregnant girl down the stairs. Wow, the rhythm method did you say? Yeah, like the rhythm method I've heard.

I would tell you the story when I was in high school and in health class. I was at, we had a health class in the cafeteria. Yeah. And I was in with a whole bunch of older classmen who rubbed their genitalia all over my for class? Hey, it's not morale. What are you gonna do? No. But I was in this health class with the nurse of the high school. Which one was it? Was it Caffrey?

Yes. With the messed up hair. Yeah. And I was barely passing the class. I was totally zoned out for the majority of the class. I barely paid attention. I just kept them myself. I the class. I would barely pay attention. I just kept on myself. I would draw, I would read something else, or I just put my head down and sleep at times. And she called on me at one of the last classes.

The first time she ever called on me and she said, what's the rhythm method? I'm one of my like 13 and there's like 17, 18-year-old guys in this class. And I had no idea what it was. So I said without flinching I said the rhythm method. I said that's when like your guy and you you get a rhythm going and you make sure that like you don't do something that's going to make you finish. So you you get that rhythm going so you can control yourself and get out of there before anything happens before you finish. Right.

And just fucking bullshit and she started laughing. And I don't know if you're right because I'm not exactly sure. No, it really has to do now with the... It's like bi-orathom, right? Like, it's like a chart on the calendar and everything. Oh, so you can still blow your load, but less likely you got pregnant? Yes.

Yeah, it had nothing to do with your motion being too chaotic. We're getting laughed at. What is the rhythm method? I'm only 52. I'm so nervous. What is that? Were we close? Half and half.

Half and half. But I was so far from what what it was though and I remember like everybody laughing and I'm being like Oof, that didn't go over well I passed that class I was on it. I think she just passed me just because she she thought that was so fucking funny though Like she legit really was laughing though And just couldn't stop laughing about it because I actually made the most like you get like a little like you get yourself emotion going and you don't break rhythm and you keep that rhythm so you don't finish. But to me that's a reasonable answer when giving nothing. But she had told it for the whole semester. Oh, then that's a good

intention. That's an awful good answer. I should have known it. Yeah, that's how I came up and said that was so fucking far left field that it just started making her laugh because she realized I hadn't been paying attention all semester though. That's pretty funny. Yeah, it looks like, yeah, you're pretty close to

the mark. Well, natural family planning, the rhythm method also called the calendar method, or the calendar method or the calendar rhythm method, form of natural family planning, track your menstrual history, oh, nothing makes me wanna fuck more than here than that. To predict when you'll ovulate, except for that.

Is any, and you try to think is something that's like, you know, like sports or something? Yeah, something that's gonna take your mind off You're the fun to Penn State You think it up like you tried to remember every number of every devil's player from 1995 Or how you're gonna talk your way out of That's your day first cup and you go you go through one through 35? roster yeah you try to go through the whole roster remember the names and what they're and their numbers. Oh, okay

Yeah, that's my current rhythm man. Is it? You used to be spider-man. Yeah, you used to be spider-man, but I know to my you know, I fucking ace that I know everything about spider-man and now I'm going back to like 30-year-old players who haven't played in 30 years soon. It'll be how to talk your way out of a half-ass PCP story Got an ad no no ads no No, I just wait again somebody took a little shit for it. I gotta tell you Fucking load up three and one week and then give me none the next week Turned out it was

Turned out it wasn't her fault that I fucking scolded her before I had a fact. Yeah that we had to do those last week in order to make it and then this week because we didn't do the last episode of the last year through. It's my fault basically. It's what I'm happy. But Yeah, I am. I have to pick my pun. Well, whatever. I know that people like nobody loves something more than like just getting in on something, right? Like, um, and loving it like this baby Yoda. Oh, my God. I'm so sick of it. I saw something. I'm not even sure of all the facts.

Q's my Hollywood connection. You know, it's more of a Hollywood. Insider? Yeah. Okay. Laura Dernan, baby Yoda. I have no clue what everyone loves it. But what is this? She's not even on the show. She's not on the show. Maybe she's trying to get on the show.

But she was in Star Wars. Why would she do? She was in La Shada. She said something about seeing baby Yoda and then so they were dating. And it's on this late night show So everybody loves it. Oh, I don't think so it's fucking great. I don't know and I'm just like what is wrong with the world Or what is wrong with people that they need to feel a part of this like

zeitgeist Or like this flavor of the fucking moment type thing where like like there's flavor of the fucking moment type thing where like Nobody's gonna give a fuck about baby Yoda in six months. Do you think so? For you you're you're actually not like they do not like they do know that people are not gonna care about Remember bagel boss. They're what he cared about him for a minute now. They don't To bagel shrimp You know, yeah, some heat. I don't know Nobody knows if he's a live-study Let me check up on them while we're talking about this.

To Yoda, Yoda first appeared in what, 83, 80? And barstrike's back. I mean, he's got stay in power, man. Like, people love Yoda. There's, in fact, there's no reason not to love Yoda. He's awesome. But is there a reason to love baby Yoda's?

Yes, did you watch shit? No. There's plenty of reason. You're a part of it. He got you, baby got you I'll tell you this that ending to the show that he appears in the end of that first episode was the first time in a long time I was caught off guard because are we talking about the oh you mean the where he revealed oh okay yeah that was like yeah you did not expect that. Not even close. So it was like, to get something so awesome

that I never even imagined. I was like, whoa, that's pretty fucking cool. I didn't go online and like trying to get a baby out of plush or a shit like that. But I get why people love it. It was a genuine shock. That's not really done anymore. Like it was kept secret and it was awesome.

Right. And he's a good character like he's fun to wise i like watching that little baby you know So you would say that you're on brie think you may have like you may have something's deserved yeah so he's for everyone baby you're if we're going to have something for everyone i like i said i just say i'm kind of sick of it though because it's kind of like tired of hearing about it, but at least it's not something so inane or just... I can tick-tock videos. I'm just like, yeah. Or somebody doing something stupid online and it capturing someone's fancy

or a fucking influencer doing something in the world cares. I'm glad you guys feel that he is for everybody because Maga people have adopted maybe you I'm perverted. That's right and People don't like it. They're getting upset that people who are really into Maga are like making Trump mean are like making Trump mean. The McAllorians. Who said that? That's Trump is murder. Yeah, so, but why is anybody getting upset?

Because he's the area, because he's attaching. They're attaching something that every Trump ran to the fucking Yoda brand. Just to look at it. You got to look at it. I don't. It's very funny. It's the first time you're in about it,

so I didn't know it existed. Yeah, I think that the mega people, and I don't know if, whoever don't know it existed. Yeah, I think that the mega people and I don't know if Whoever decided to do it is absolutely brilliant because they took something that everyone loves. Oh, that's the fucking ultimate troll That's a troll as fucking that's King troll. That is like as a king troll. It deserves the fucking all the gold if that's You'd was like it would please me to have my sack on your cheek You would have shit was awesome. I got a buddy of mine that lose out of L.A. And he, when he moved out there,

he was the most liberal motherfucker ever. Like, over the top, like it, right? Now he's like, I can't stand these fucking people. He's like, I can't, he's like, he's sent to me the other day. And he was a guy that was screaming about Trump three years ago. He's like, I'll tell people I like Trump now, just to watch him get upset. He sent that to me.

He's like, everybody's just so worked up, everybody's like too crazy about it. You know, who really came down on Baby Yoda and made me remember why I fell in love with them. Sunday Jeff. Sunday Jeff hates Baby Yoda. Well he doesn't hate it but we were in the car we were coming back from somewhere and the subject came up and there was it was mixed company. So he doesn't know that he may say something about baby Yoda and offensively in the car. God forbid. Who the fuck was in the car with the car?

He's not out of things to be offended by. It's literally the last thing any possible say is a drugged word you work about baby Yoda. This is why I love to make is he, I just brought up baby Yoda and he kind of went off on it and never once thought about the fallout of the people in the car that may be like, okay, well that's my last fucking Association with Sunday Jeff after this, but he was like, I'm sick of it. It's fucking stupid, it's corny and I'm tired of the cutesy bullshit. And that was it. And I was just, I just looked at him and I was like, damn. No, did these people, you're like, you know, I probably was falling out on to the fair. Never went to a motor Sunday, Jeff. Fucking no spin zone in this car.

You'd your heart up, Bill right? You'd your heart up, alright. Yeah, but he liked it. I was waiting in the car. I was real quiet. The car was completely silent for about five seconds. And then, get him finally said something to change his subject. Get him with the tax on? Yeah.

Oh, no, another bad thing about Gell. Yes, if it means I talk shit about baby Yoda. Oh, God, did he experience any fall that was there anything said? I have no idea. The person I don't want to get I don't want to say who it was because I'm sure he listens and but he was real quiet and real short after that. It was really put like I wondered if he was upset or annoyed about what sony Jeff said What did you say don't when you saw him at work the next day? So they Jeff know the guy who got offended. No, it wasn't

No, no, it wasn't Mike. It was somebody who doesn't work here. It was oh Oh, okay Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah I'm not sure he you know really I don't know I'm just I'm just speculating you just got real flying you just didn't want to talk like the subject change and he never fucking like tagged on the conversation no comment whatsoever so I wondered if I was like oh wow it just got real fucking shilly shit just got real he got a real chill in the car Wow, it just got real fucking shilling Who knew that like that Because it's not coming from just some fucking blowhole

It's coming from Sunday Jeff a Star Wars a man who is a love of Star Wars more than any man on the face of the Earth. And now he's saying this- What does he like about Baby Yoda? I just told you, he's tired of cutesy bullshit, it doesn't move the story along and he's just fucking sick of fucking everybody faunting over. It is the story, what do you mean it doesn't put the story out, it's a numbing the story along. The story for him didn't move along at a quick enough pace, he's either drawn it out enough already fucking give us Tell us to the answers to what's going on or fucking don't make me sit here and watch fucking 12 hours I still don't know what's going on. How much of the 12 hours is baby Yoda is he like It's eight half hour episodes I understand that. I think it's an odd thing to hate. I'm painting a picture that maybe inaccurate that he hates it.

I just think he's annoyed by it and he hates it. There could be something of more substance going on, he thinks. He doesn't like that they're garnering brownie points with the Star Wars community by putting this cutesy fucking muppet up there. You know. But why? Because he's old school bro. Old school was cutesy fucking muppets.

What is he talking about? Did he like the... He didn't like the muppets. He thinks the Ewoks were the death of Star Wars That was the beginning of the death the slow death and nothing has been fucking right with Star Wars since He was claiming the baby Yoda's the final nail. Well not the final look I don't want to say he was that hateful or that fucking like judgmental, but he just said what was on his heart And he can't fault him for that. Yeah, he just tired. He's tired of the cutesy bullshit. Just fucking don't

draw it out that long. Give us an answer at the end of the fucking season at least. But what it was. Oh, he's annoyed. And I never have more respect for the man that I did at that moment. He went out on a limb. I mean, he didn't know what that fourth time I'd think of the car. That is very cultural version of you. He doesn't even know he was doing it though. That's what he was so fucking ignorant. He still doesn't know. You know, at the end of the night when he shook that guy's hand, he had no idea that how that person felt.

He had no idea that he could have fucking just ruined that fucking relationship. But I'm just saying saying I like that. Sometimes it's it's good to be ignorant in the room because then you could say something you know without having to worry about the fallout. And that's what the real reason what you're saying. Yeah, I can't.

That's so true. You're right. You're right. Yeah, I take that back. You're in a black panther's What you ignorantly say could be way different than in a car with three other nerds talking shit about baby Yoda I'm Steve Dave Yeah, oh, wait a minute. How do you feel? Oh, I feel pretty good. Oh, yeah, the voice does sound good right now He's talking about my mood. You're mood remember we were saying at the end of the

Yeah, we're still recording. Yeah, we're still recording. I feel pretty good. I do I I feel better. I feel better I do I guess it's it's for what else you this TSD it is I guess it is for what else we I feel better. I feel better. I do, I guess it's for what else you, this TSD. It is, I guess it is for what else, man.