Tell Em Steve-Dave - #432: Spreading the Disease

Episode Date: February 2, 2020

A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.

Not literally under the table, because I know you'd have a camera under there, but I mean... Ah, fuck. That's bullshit. That's fucking bullshit. I'm in a satellite location whereas Walt and Q And Ming are at shared universe due to this this flu bug. I Think I'm the smart. I'm the one making the smart play here. You guys are hanging around a Chinese guy He's crawling with that virus. You know he is Genetically, yeah, he's got it. He's already got it. Ming, there have been reports of restaurants

not serving Chinese people in Sri Lanka. Do you see a backlash to this? I mean, yeah, I think there will be a backlash, much like the MSG incident of the 80s and 90s. Have you noticed it? Have you noticed being refused any services due to years? I have, but I know a very good friend of all of us. I heard a rumor that he went on Amazon and he bought 40 masks. Yeah, it's true. You can corroborate that. I've seen the masks. I've seen the eye protection, like the goggles that he's ordered.

And I heard he bought food that'll last like 20 years. He's getting them. No, it's not. Cheap, yeah, cheaps, has gone fucking. It could be either one. But I thought like it's really only bad for old people and young and like. It's not any sprite chicken, yeah. He's not, he's not.

Oh, he would be considered, he would be considered a old person. I don't think so, no. I mean, with a wee pry. Have you seen Mr. Mike Japs? I don't think he's a chicken either. I don't think you guys would be classified as elderly.

We're not old yet. As elderly? No. Okay, you said, elderly, elderly was the key word there then. Yeah, I think it's, to me that thought that we were interchangeable, but I guess not. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean, I to me that thought that we were interchangeable, but I guess not. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, I don't you know what? I mean, it's some would say he's the smartest man. Some in the county, you know, he's really he's prepared. He's ready to go.

If shit hits the fan bed, that's always filled with water. Right. Some would say that and some would just make fun of him relentlessly. That's what you've been doing. I didn't say a word about it because you know, because as soon as I start making fun of him relentlessly. That's what you've been doing. I didn't say a word about it because you know, because as soon as I start making a phone of them, then it's going to be get, then I'm going to get sick and then I'm going to be worried. So I keep it all to myself though, but I did feel like it was maybe a tad overboard. And from what you were to ask it work.

No, he didn't bring the masks to work. No, but would he wear it then? Because that's where he's most exposed. I don't know. I guess if it gets worse, you worse, and then the people are scrambling for masks, and no one has the masks, then he'd be like, ha, ha, I got masks. You know what I didn't notice?

People in Manhattan wear masks today. And I said to Sal, I was like, if this was a virus that was like end of the world, like the stand, like Captain Trips, this is how it starts. Like the reports here, the reports there, China's on lockdown. The city's done. Now, now it's showing up here and there. So it's like while it's not that, like this is how it would play out if it was that. As of today, Q, I know you're a bit of a germafobre. Yeah, yeah, it's somehow on a scale of one to ten.

How, how much anxiety do you have on a scale of one to ten turn about this zero zero now because I don't touch people, but I'm a little like the impractical joke is crews I'm too recently. Oh, I forgot about the loading death ship. I don't know. A little worried about what they have that one crew ship quarantine like the there's Thousands of people on it and they're not letting them off until they scream. Yeah, he's right. Yeah, I don't need that I have a days on the cruise for four days. That's not a lot you can buy eight body condoms and just wear it the entire time Right, I mean, that would work wouldn't it? theoretically

Yeah, it is it is odd to like to go into a grouping of people that large When there's a when there's a worldwide pandemic going on But will you have on staff somebody to take the people's temperatures as they enter or as they board the ship? I think they have I think the ship provides that they like anal Is that really how you do that? It's the only way to be sure, Walter. I was gonna say, because you could fake it, you know, if you get out of a car, if you have ice on your head, the whole way on the drive to the boat.

If you put ice back in your head, you could keep that temperature down, but you couldn't fake it if they went. Oh, wait, so your theory is people are sick, but they're still going on the cruise? They're not gonna lose that money, Q. A chance to see you. They don't give a that money, Q. A chance to see you.

They don't give a fuck about your health. A chance to be like, Q caught my cold. That's true. Well, you keep people off if they have the sniffles? No, I don't think so. I think I just got to dive in and Really kind of just you know, but the cruise is really the only time now that I will Talk to people

Imagine diving in with six security guys around you all the time Do you really have security guys or any on the cruise? Not six We were assigned one each. Oh, one each. Yeah, one each. He legitimately would need it. Do you have, oh, there's no way. Is there a code where you have, or you're like,

or you're like, you say the word and he and he fucking gets people away from you? No, I think they can tell. They know, man. Well, we've never used them in all these years. The only we've never like had anybody Passcruises no security guards. No, we've had the security's but they've not had to do anything Just walk us because I don't even know the outline of the ship So they're just like we'll get you there and they they take you along the back alleys and stuff like that people

For the most part are are largely Very respectful and cool. Oh, yes, it's surprising because there's so much alcohol on board. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, but it's yeah, people are cool. Right. I've never had really had a problem on the boat like at all people on it people are cool Well, IJ fans are cool now with Brian still feeling Still feeling off. Yeah, is he allowed to go on a boat? I need him on that fucking boat. Get up on that stage and dance, monkey. I'll pull in double duty, take in temperatures, right when people come in.

Oh, if he can't make it, you know, Maribat's got to come and do a show with me on the boat. Yeah, I'll be there. She has it. She has this blue. Yeah. Sage has this blue. I think people, Mary Beth, I gave it to her on purpose because like the cruise is coming up and I wanted her to, yes, slim down just a hair, so we're in the top of Keeney. But then honestly, like, I'm like, Sage is going to turn 14 in a few days.

Yeah. And she could drop a few LBs too. So then I gave it to her next. But she's not gonna get a boyfriend. He's trying to get rid of her already. Yeah. But I think people really have to like, really be impressed with your commitment

and to podcasting Tom Steve Dave because look at the lengths you're going to. I mean, Q would his throat now, you know, that was another moment of like where, you know, a parade was deserved down broad street, but I think this is just as worthy of a parade, you know, that you can't come to, but you know. Yeah, and people aren't as excited about the grand marshal. But really, I mean, this is this is a commitment that like people should acknowledge the the efforts that are made. Heaven and Earth is moved to get this podcast.

I get podcasts. Or probably wouldn't even notice or skype is you in a life. Ladies just on skype. Or Skype as you in the lives. He's just on Skype. What microphone are you using? Well, I was not last week and we can be for the Joker's Play Radio City. And I went to see the show. It's been a second time, right? Yeah, six shows at Radio City, you know?

Oh, yeah, they're a bunch. Well, I mean, like the second block shows. Yeah, second residency. Let's say. Yeah. And I'd seen the show before several times, but this time, at the end, you know where Mary eats the dog crap.

I, for the first time, I'm like, I want to watch other people because usually I just like look down. I don't want to watch a meat ship. But then I start watching other people and they're like, how a gas they are. And there's a girl probably like 10 or 11 like I'm on the aisle and then across the aisle is a woman who's holding her daughter in her lap. She's like 10 or 11 and the girl looks like kind of tired, but she's watching it and she sees Mary about to eat the shit and she like just buries her head until he actually eats it. She looks back up. He eats it and she bursts in the tears. Like like anxiety tears or like or like distress tears. Not funny, not like, haha, what a good time like. Like, like, this is not what I expected. Wow.

It was so weird. Yeah, I was like, I get being grossed out because it's disgusting. But, but to cry over it, that was not something I expect. I was happy to see it. I mean, that girl felt a more visceral reaction to a very eating shit than I will ever feel for anything the rest of my life. It was nice to kind of like watch it by proxy,

but... Baskin' the glow of human emotions. Yeah, has anyone ever thrown up? I was wondering like, I saw a cry, but like, are you aware of anybody throwing up? No, I'm not. I've never, I've never even heard of anybody crying. Like, normally people just, it gets a huge reaction

from the audience, which is why we close with it every, every year, but I never heard of that. I've often felt too that if the comic book men were gathered round and there were a piece of dog shit in the offing, there's one go to guy that we know is more than happy. Just scarf it down. I mean, for $300, I mean, hey, and a coke, and a free coke. That's said, it's ended differently than I thought it would. I thought it was going to be over $300 bucks.

Yeah. I got a saying, Ming, I have been growing more and more impressed with the shared universe. I think you really got something really great on your hands here, man. Well, thank you. Continue to be impressed when we launch that investor's pitch at you in, uh, and, and, and maybe later this evening, you may get me. You may get me. You may get me. Yeah. Like, like, I, it's growing leaps and bounds. I know, uh, my buddy, my plan was recording here and it is, yep, he is. Yeah. It's like, I'm hearing more and more stories and, and you, it just seems like I see you as, you know,

you're the zoom spokesman. Now you're something else with some food. I saw the Oh, the Zooka bubble gum. The Zooka bubble gum. And the bubble gum pitchman. You're what? You're hired as a spokesman. Wait, you've replaced bazooka Joe. Well, no, I haven't replaced bazooka Joe. Bazooka Ming just as a roll off the tongue. Just as it doesn't like, he was an icon. He was an icon. They got rid of bazooka Joe. No, they brought him back. They're moving away from the white people. They actually brought him back and that's what they wanted me to pitch because the comics are back. Remember the old comics I got in there? So I think they saw as like, well, you like comics. You want to be a pitchman for Buzuka like you're gonna be you're gonna be

Pitching Buzuka Joe. I did one ad on Instagram, but they they paid me a pretty nice sum for it. Really? Yeah. So what's the thing? Yeah, me as Ming's grandfather armed a bazooka against American forces at one point. Yeah, they don't need to know. What was that? Big Indochina war.

Indochina. So what is bazooka playing to do in 2020 to make Bizzouca Joe relevant to the kids today? Well, they just bring it, they just brought him back. That's the first step. How stupid up, Ming. Do you remember, do you remember a Bizzouca Joe's like the comics? The comics, the comic, the comic. I mean, I think all he did was like, he was a lazy, shiftless, fucking loser who chewed

bubblegum and left it everywhere. Look at all the Bizzou gel. This guy's got it. You know, you know, the gum, you take all the gum you want. Bubble, bazooka gel. Tell me you were painted just bubble gum. I knew a definition of a tale. I just said it princely some and, you know, that's all relative, of course. Now, I remember these to put the powdered sugar on the

Buzuka there's a low I think there's a little there's a little Right now they're not skipping on the powdered sugar. Oh, there's no powdered sugar. Oh, fuck. Let me look at the comic I'm surrounded the impression that was sugar. I thought it was just like dust Like a wax paper or like a cornstarch. I thought it was sugar. I always thought that was the you know the the sign of a of a more you know elegant chewing gum You want me to read you walk you through bazooka Joe? Come on. Is this a 2020 bazooka Joe comic oh, brought you go well. Yes, yeah, yeah

I patch oh They just still have the eye patch I think so. Yeah. No, looking at it right now. He doesn't have the iPad. I don't think this is the Zuka Joe. Who's the guy with the eternal? Oh, you're showing me these fucking. I think there's another dude named Mort. I think that's Mort.

That's Mort. Okay. Let me read you this one first. Okay. So Mort is standing. How many panels? There's three panels. Three panel comics.

And then a fortune. So the first panel is Mort and a guy standing by a birdcage and the guy is saying this canary is a wonderful singer and then mort goes but he but he has only one leg and then the guy goes what do you want a singer or a dancer? They haven't really up their game have they since the fuck I think these are the classic ones. Oh they're just putting the old classics in there. Yeah, they're already done and catch no one's newly written joke. No one's read that in 70 years. So I really thought they were going to do something like a hip and like really make a splash in 2020 make bazooka Joe trend. No, you know how they brought back like karate kid and

you know, everything goes to throwback now. Yeah, This one they update them though. Yeah, this one's a day. And dire need of an overhaul. Would they allow us to shoot a bazooka commercial with you as bazooka Joe? I mean, I think I signed a piece of paper, but I don't, I don't remember that, that I couldn't continue the. Was it on the back of a bubble gum wrapper? This paper, the contract. So what's the princely sum?

Is it five figures? No, it was in five figures. It was four figures. We're saying. It was pretty low four figures. Yeah, man. I mean, god damn. For a one minute.

Did you have an agent sign? Did you get it? No, no. No, I could give him 10% of that. Well, maybe he couldn't go shit. Maybe into five figures. Then I can't. He said, man, you should have held off from some hubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubbubb like I'm dying to know how did this endorse actually one of our podcasters in here was like hey I work with this marketing company they're

bringing back Pazuka Joe I think they would be interested in you and he was he he arranged it now why do you think now you didn't question do you ask yourself like I wonder why me no like why not Mike you know why not like why am I not once but you don't part. I'm not sure. But you don't, I wonder why they like, I think you would be perfect and you don't, you don't ask yourself not allowed. Right. But you don't say you're seven, you go home,

I wonder what that meant. Why am I perfect? No, I, why I thought they're, you know, these come with comics. So they're like, well, he's a comic book man, like he might, maybe he's a good promoter. He makes sense. Yeah.

Tastes the same. Was it the same? Yeah. It does. Yeah, it'll, it'll, you got five minutes left on that flavor. But yeah, was it gone completely? And they brought it back recently? Or was it always around, but fallen out of favor? I think the one with the comics in it and the packaging was gone forever. I think they have the soft gum. Like it was like hubbubbubba. Yeah. I mean, like they tried to branch off. tried to diversify people like fuck you

Bring back that dusty candy, but like we're writing the new season of impractical joke is now all the bits and Murray has cameo Which is that thing where's you know quote-unquote celebrities do yeah personal videos out So we were looking through his video show that we could use against them on the show right And I think he charges 200 bucks now for a cameo. But he's doing commercials for like restaurants along Island. They'll be like, hey, he's doing your bucks. Be like, hey, it's Tim's fucking Mexican place, whatever. And Murray's doing that. So he's getting paid less to do a commercial than you are for doing a good show for a minute.

So that's what I'm saying. Like you're doing fucking great. It's not bad. How long have they got you tied up though? Like is this like a 10 year contract? No, it's just right now it's just one. One year. It was just one at one year.

One at one. It's not a long term deal. But now look, but like if all the ants out there, yeah, if we could help me out. Yeah, what would help you out? Yeah, like how could we? If they go to on Instagram, uh, the real bazooka Joe. Okay. Instagram. I'm gonna do that right now. And there's a contest on every institution. Yeah. Yeah. Was there fake? Fuck a bazooka Joe. It's impersonated. How many of pop?

You know, I was wondering that, but I didn't question it. Did I question anything? It sounds like, no, I don't. You would've made a great Nazi. If you could go to the real Pazooka joint Instagram, there's my video on that. Yeah, look at that. And then there's a contest on there that we can win a bag full of gum. Oh, come on, everybody.

Yeah, who doesn't want that? Yeah. So you want likes, is that what it is? Sure, I guess. Yeah, come on, Ants, go. So I could help me, I'll continue my sponsor show. Let's make those likes fucking bounce. Yeah, I'm putting a comment. I'm going because of Ming.

I just drew my first bazooka Joe in 20 years. The real bazooka Joe in 20 years, okay. Thanks, man. Real, there he is. Yeah, speaking of that, like, Camille Mike's abs, it's on there as well. Is he really? It's not $200 for him.

It's, it's, uh, no, it's not, I think his is like 20. I think you guys should do a dual one, though. You said, you guys would rack up if you and Mike just do. I think so. Yeah, I think you guys did as a tandem. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's it. He's, uh, what, yeah, I think that

Just cameo dot com or cameo dot xxx But I think that like I actually got to talk to Mary about it because I think he gave cameo my personal email Because I'm getting emails from camera. Oh, because if you sign up he gets a percentage he gets a finders fee i think i'm like this is crazy and they're like you know you're you know me they're like jimmaris doing great on it you requested all the time when i do it and i'm like how do you get my email and i know i know yeah i mean he must have fucking a backlog at only $200 a pop, right? He seems to do a lot of them. Yeah, he does he does that's that's very Affordable sure yeah like a restaurant. That's great Well now what yeah, of course none of us are gonna get hired to do commercial now We just fucking go on cameo

There's a reason we do it. I was not coming to me They just go to fucking Murray for two bills. Yeah, make him do it. It's nonsense. Or have you been approached to be a pitchman of any local restaurants? No, I have. You're a gourmon, right?

I am. I eat everything. FOODY. I'm a FOODY. But no one's pitched. No one's asked me to do a restaurant review. Or yeah, no one's asked me to do a restaurant ad yet. Well, no one asked Murray either. They just sent them a fucking $200 check and said say this

it was paid for that. Now you mentioned that you were going to be proposing an investor's pitch. Yes. Was that a real deal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it that you because you guys seem to be doing great now and I know like, you know, what is it that you need investors to do though? I mean, right to check. I understand. But what's the money to use? Yeah, what's the, what's the money? For the expansion of a shared universe, you know, if we want to open up in another city, we're going to need money to do that. Yeah, a franchise. Yeah, a franchise or, or if we own it, you know, if we want to open more of these, we need money to do it. Okay. But, you know, in doing so, you would own a piece of that as investors. So, do you have, do you have you hired a team to prepare your proposal and your...

I haven't that cost money. I need a... I need a... I need investors. Well, you used pieces of bubble gum. Yeah. But I'll tell you what, if I invest all this other fucking beer nonsense, it's gotta go. Oh, of course.

It's RNA, so I'm sorry for our sparing. How does that one of your buddies though? Yeah, I like it. I'm just good at it. Yeah, no, we got another kegerator coming in here. We need a rubsa, we need a keg if you can, if there's any. Is another keginator? Don't you already have one a rough set. We need a keg if you can, if there's a reed. Is another keggerator?

Don't you already have one already? Well, here's what happened. I bought one. I was very proud of it. And I heard about it. Yeah, I heard it. It didn't go over with the rest of the, I mean, the other guy doesn't drink.

So I can imagine. The rest of the shared universe didn't like that. You brought a keggerator. Well, I mean, it had to support our sponsor, though. That was part of the deal as a sponsor, as getting Ross Bring as a sponsor. But the day a week after I bought it, one sponsor though that was part of the deal as a sponsor as getting Ross bring as a sponsor. But the day I a week after I bought it one of our friends was like, why did you buy a kegory?

I have one that I want. I don't want anymore. And he gave it to us. And now we have two. So why do you need a third one? Now this is it. The other ones that when he gave us, we don't even need two, but, but I would be honored to have you option and a hormone beer flowing from the tap.

We're going to be getting that Jersey license in the next few weeks. I don't be, that'll be pretty huge. It would be here. A lot of, when you, when you think of the, the world's great industrialists, you know, like Rockefeller, Mellon, all these guys, they were not the type to be like, hey, we can share some real estate with this other company. Let's all just be friends. Ross has to go me.

Oh, yeah. That's it. That's it. So just tear up that big check. He wrote me for the rest of the year and be like nah. You mean, you know what, if I was or a man. I think BQ can write a bigger check.

He could. Yeah. Who it right now? Who it right now? I'll show you what he wants. He's got one of those fucking prop checks. Right. Then he can bring down. the one you had from the orphanage Yeah, but I have a whole checkbook of them

How long is this the raw sponsorship? Yeah, he typically pays off for a whole year Year him well He believes in us. I believe in you. That's that's how I'm sorry. I believe in you too. I'm really I'm really impressed with everything that you've been doing. How much can how much of a share can be cue by? Is he is he able like is he right now I want 95% of everything? Like a point. Where you get no say anything. I have the consultant legal team about like whether that that's ethical or not, but I'm sure.

I'm not afraid of me. I want to buy Mike's mic out. Yeah, my pie amount. Yeah, I want to be 50% older. I would be, yeah, I'm sure there's a price for that. I'm sure that can be ready. You think you'd ask for, man? Like if Q is like,

or to buy him out, I want to buy you up. Yeah. Or do you think he would be very reluctant to do it? I think he'd be pretty reluctant. I think, uh, Well, there's a number. There is a number. What is the number to you?

Everyone's got a number, um, 50, maybe 50 grand, probably. Well, no shit. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, a conservative number. Yeah, that's great. Maybe 50 grand probably wow Yeah, conservative number. Yeah, that's great Would you expect consider expanding to other countries with shared universe? Absolutely, I would shared universe belongs in every major city in this world But don't you think that's how you start to lose?

You know that that that personal touch though. You're relying on complete and utter strangers foreigners to run your business. God forbid foreigners should be like that. They're not like us. They're also not foreigners if they're in their country. But you know what I'm saying? Like there, I think you find people who they may share your same philosophy.

I know, but it's tough. I know, right? Because you know, you'd always be like, they're stealing from me. They're stealing from me. Yeah, because Ming can't be there to watch him all the time. You're like, fuck him. He's rich. He's got all that busy job.

Yeah. I went by beak. As you know, from personal experience, I keep a watch fly with hidden cameras and hidden microphones on. Oh, so you would fly to all the... I'll take you about the ladies room. We're talking about work. But I don't know if a hidden camera can really catch like, you know, fudging numbers and stuff, you know, and, you know, under the table deals,

not literally under the table, because I know you'd have a camera under there. But I mean, um, but you know, I mean, it's that's going on under here sure it would be tough of course yeah that's about you know but that's how if you're you got to be able you know able to uh take those chances right as you deal with if you want to be big man yeah big business yeah this is the things you're dealing with whoo well I don't like big business I'm ready to invest. I am. I want to be a part of it.

Can we record the pitch for telling you what to do? Sure. Oh, that would be great. That would be great. Wait, you have an official pitch that you give to potential investors? I'm working on one. Yeah, it's not. I mean, when it's ready, I thought we should come in here, record it.

You know, Q should come in with like, you know, all his rings and shit, all his fancy fucking jewelry and a business suit. And with a big fucking pen to sign on the contract. Yeah, and man, you in microdress identically like he was dressed at his Ted talk. To where that best. Yeah. A five point fucking, what's it called when you a preview or when you give your, your presentation? Oh, like the, like the, yeah, five point fucking what's it called when you a preview or when you give your your presentation? Oh like the like the yeah, five power point Wow, you got it right there Ming what the pitch What are you bringing up here on the screen here? No, the mic's apsick outfit

Love you guys will just pull up Marty McClendon. Are you guys 50-50 partners in it? Or do you all... I'm 50, him and his wife are 25-25. You bet they're married, so they... Yeah, so that's basically 50. Yeah, yeah. That's the Mike's... Wait, so I got to be 50 grand to buy 25 percent?

I think that would apply to both of them. Oh, okay. All right. I don't know. You don't have to ask him. Of course, now he hears us like fuck 50. I want 500,000. Well, he's not getting 50. So yeah. All right.

Right. Let's cash pricey be willing to pay right now, Q. Like no questions, S. He's like, if Mike was like, I will sell I'll give you 50. I'll give you me and my wife 50% of the business Mm-hmm. Well without knowing or the valuation of everything. No, I know any of that But does he own everything then does he own all the equipment? 50% everything right the comics everything that's on the wall. I was or his but

He was now the proud owner of Mike's shit. I'd say what, I would look Mike in the eyes and say, look, I don't know any of the details. I haven't seen the books, so I'm putting a lot of faith in you guys, but I will give you, I'll give you 15 grand cash. Wow, cash for 50% of the business, yeah. Yeah, and then you go report whatever you want you say I pay to thousand Yeah, I was gonna say that then he could report anything to the government, right? That's on him on me It's true. Yeah, mm-hmm because I'm telling you I'm meant that I paid 15

And the first order of businesses that changed the mast head to Brian Quinn's shared universe I think I've been selling and Quinn shared universe. I think of it being pretty selling. Yeah, I think it might be. It might be. Why would you? I've been thought about that, you licensed your name out to a bunch of different things

like this. Stuff, you just sort of loosely pay attention to. Like, crusty, the clown, it's not good, it's good enough. I think of anything I've learned from the beer company, it's like that I'm done expanding because it is it takes Attention, you know, you know, you know, I'm a beer barred for Christa. You can't walk into it lightly. No, I mean, I'm very lucky I have a I have a top-notch team that I that I trust completely, so I'm not how many people on this team that I trust completely. So I'm not how many people on this team?

Oh, one, two, including Helen. With Helen, Amanda, Kara, let's say, four people. Wow, that is a team. Yeah. Wow. John too. And that room. Good for you.

Very woke of you. Oh, women, my company's all women. The CO, the brewer, and whatever Helen is. What if a Helen is in the company? Is that a resident hottie? Is that because you feel like you can boss a random and more than dudes? Yeah, without a doubt.

I know I can manage the money. That's how I'm not gonna be. You're gonna be fired like a fire, the rest of them. You'll be back on the straw. Oh, the fucking, the best ones. That's what I do. Do you feel like you see? Go ahead, bro.

Also, I was gonna say also in production, doesn't it seem like you want to rely on a female? They're just so, they're much more detailed oriented. And you just trust them that they're gonna get the job done. Yeah. But that's also very, that's just as bad as a back, that's like a backhand compliment. Yeah, but it's like black people complaining about the big dick thing.

It's like, yeah. All right, this is stereotype. I got it, but. But do you feel though, if you start to put your name on too many different products to varied a line? There's like too many different BQ things out there.

Can it hurt the BQ brand? Yeah, I think that it's a very quick thing to people being like a spul shit. That's fucking bullshit. Which is why you never, which is why I don't go online and really like talk about anything. Like if I like something, I'll be like, oh, this is cool, but I've never been paid for anything like. Will the account like the product integration should? No, because that's, I don't have a choice and it's like, I'm not the way we do product

integration is one, it's not in the show. It's always like an add on thing like a commercial, and we're never like drink Mountain Dew. What we are is we do like a bit that involves Mountain Dew. Right. So I'm not like, and we don't even do that anymore. The last thing we did that was Fish of Sam.

And it was pretty fun, good funny. Like we got to work with Zach, Zach, Levy and stuff. But I don't remember getting kicked out of that restaurant. So she's in company. Good question. I told you. That's all. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. You don't think Mike would take the 15. I don't think so. Yeah. Well, there you go. So you're so your it's firm. There's no way there's no way.

Well, 15 cash is 30 reported. Right. Because the no way there's no way. Well, routine cash is 30 reported, right? Because the government takes about half of that. Oh, okay. So really he's, you know, I'm saying really killed that. Was that be Q math? I mean, that's your government math. No, what that when you get into those types of deals, they they're fucking they take it all. Would you consider if Mike turns you down, will you consider going behind his back to his wife and trying to buy her 25? I'll still take over. Oh, we're assuming no. Do you share the universe pay taxes?

You guys do everything but... Yeah, all right. I'm just wondering, yes, we do. We're legit. Real business and all companies are right off. Yeah. Yeah. It's a shell corporation.

He's laundering bazooka Joe. Right. Yeah. Not what, what did Mike think when you got the bazooka Joe company? I don't know. He didn't say anything. He didn't say anything, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Because I thought maybe as partners, you guys should be sharing everything. I'm including Bubblegum. Like, did you share any of the bubblegum money when you went to Mike?

No. Why, he wasn't any of the bubble gum money with a mic? No. Why, he wasn't, he didn't do that. But you got it because of shared universe though. But I was asked directly though. Thank you. Would this be a cause of concern for you? If you're, I mean, shouldn't as his partner, Mike, be getting 25% of that bazooka, Joe?

I mean, Murray's not kicking me any of his cami, I'm exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but like, he got it though from a client at shared University Ancillary though wasn't like related to any any podcasting or anything. I wasn't related to a podcast No, no, okay. All right. I guess though it may have been more fair if you guys like auditioned for it Right if you guys each audition for the commercial Community company kind of looked at what we did in life and that was our audition for it. Right. If you guys each audition for the commercial, see you in the middle of the minute.

I think the marketing company kind of looked at what we did in life and that was our audition. Who looks more like a little kid? Yeah, I can't. Let me look at the Instagram because you're not saying you don't mention shared universe on this. No, no. So they do know. Calculate a move?

No, they set me what they wanted me to hold it out. They had a whole legal team too. No, they set me what they want to me. I'm going to go out. Yeah. Yeah. They had a whole legal team too. So I watched the video. Dude, you didn't get a lawyer to look over his contract? It was a pretty standard contract. It was like, do the admiral pay. It wasn't like.

Oh shit, shovel, grayer, or junior's doing it too? Yeah, he's doing it too. Yeah, it's a wrestler. Wow. Now, what if something happened, like there was like some sort of like E. coli, he was in the body of the jaw. He's like, he's like,

there was a rash of fucking outbreak and you know, like a little kid died. Right. You can really hurt, you should like have a, like in your contract, you know, that they have to come out and say that, you know. If there's some got horrible, it's like you've disease in their bubble gum,

which has never happened in the history of gum I mean, yeah, you're right. I should have got to get yourself covered, man That's what a lawyer would do or maybe like do a proactive like PSA about washing your hands not picking your ass You know, so you cool like shit like later on the camp layman I might let me borrow for one of those 40 masks Do you think if I offered Mike's wife, Julie, right? Yes. I would say the wrong name because I do like her.

But you think if I offered her 10 grand for her 25% she would buy it? Probably not. No. Probably. You guys think you got gold? I think that there's a game plan in place. Yeah.

And they are, I mean, from day one till now, I mean, they are definitely fucking moving. That's what I'm saying. That your guestery is impressive. Yeah, it's very impressive. So sorry. So I get the plan isn't to take their debts. Get the insurance money.

Yeah. So if I invest, do I own a piece of the company or not? Typically, that's how it works. Yeah, you get a piece. So I could be the tipping vote in an issue. Sure. Sure. And then, you know, well, there I could be the tipping vote in an issue. Sure. Sure. And then no, you know, well, there's three votes right now, right? Yes. So it would be the fourth vote then.

But, but if it's, if it's, if it's Zafsick's versus Ming, and then I own like the 3% that could tip it either way. Right. Yeah, you could. Yeah. That's good. And then, you know, if we get bought by, you know, Spotify for 300 million then he stands and gain Is that something that you think is potentially is that the game? That's what they're doing. They're buying. They're buying. Yeah.

What do you think? We're buying podcasts. They're buying networks for like 200 million. But what? Who bought that fucking dude who was fucking nest? It was all like fucking grouchy to his hardware. It's hard, yeah, hardwick. Didn't Amazon fucking or somebody bought that?

Yeah, it's a hot, yeah. For crazy, like 100 million. A lot of money. There's a lot of, like, how come we've had no offers for the Tom Steve Dave catalog? Have you pitched anything? Is this free? Oh, there's a lot of stuff. Wasn't hardwicks Is this free? Well, that's good.

Wasn't Hardwick's free, too? No, but he's a network. Yeah, he had complicated, all different shows. But it wasn't just podcasts, it was videos, it was all about things. It was all about things. We're so self-absorbed that like anything that is networked like is just stuff that we do.

We don't have any outside people. Yeah. All right, but you guys, so in your contract when somebody comes on your network, yeah, do you own their podcast? No, they all, no, they own all their own stuff. We just produce it for them. Okay, so we're not trying to think that way.

Man, can you do a hidden camera and the blackout podcast that you own their podcast? Oh yeah, it's you what happened. Does it see how they react? I, actually, that would own their podcast. Oh yeah, it's you would have. Does it see how they react? Actually, that would be pretty funny. We're having Mike tell them. Have Mike tell them? Yeah, because he's bonded with them over, you know, yeah, I know.

Yeah, he has over, over, uh, things. Ming said that, uh, the blackout guy saw Mike and his wife shopping and they're like, yeah, it's yeah, see you there and Julia was like wait, what are they talking about? Yeah, they I don't know if Q knows what you're talking about a context. I don't know if Q knows the backstory I don't know if you want to let this Well, you could say I guess you could tip to around it. Who we talked about with I've hung around with I've hung around with both of those two.

Who is this not gonna be a problem? Tell the story to Hugh Mike. I mean, man, real quick. I am hang on. I think I have the video here. Hang on, let me, I actually, I definitely do. I just got to find it here. But the Cliff Notes, the Cliff Notes is a nice work. I want to buy, I want to buy shared universe and then like chop it up and sell it for parts. Like one of those like fucking heart, like, like, yeah those like fucking heart dripping down. Yeah, like. Does that come with the uh, but the

Isle Comics catalog was Qone would own that too? No, I think it's not going to. But you would own it. You never got it back from a small code. They still own it. Yeah. They never owned it. They never never. They never. They never signed any paperwork with them. They don't own it. I don't know what the legal definition is But I still I sell I'm exhausted Not even give it a hostage. We want to be on their network the back catalog

All right, so you and Mike have to just go after kev like at the end of boogie nights when Marky Mark and John's you Riley were like the magic on those tapes. That's ours We own that shit. I think you guys though you own the ours. We own that joke. I think you guys though. You own the tapes, we own the magic. Yeah, you own the tapes. Those are yours. But like, remember like Taylor Swift, how she went after the guys who were like holding

hostage her recordings, you should go on there and fucking. Oh, you know what she was going to do, she was going to rerecord her and tell her you should work for words. We should threaten Kevin. We record every record ever. Never get to show. I do know we're gonna be no love. All 300 in fact. That's the legal. That's the loophole that we Was like why he did not lie

Pulled up the clip have so backstory there's a podcast in there the car respect the blackout... the guy on the right here his nickname is booty munch and black pride himself on eating us the guy blue the guy blue okay and he's pretty swathe guy you know it is how he this is how he impresses the ladies by this is how it impresses people he and by saying when he when he's a meet people tells people this immediately uh... it's a pressing on the podcast he doesn't when he meets a young lady and they they they like it's impressing. On the podcast he does, and when he meets a young lady, yeah, and they like it.

Well, hold on a second, because what's his approach? Is he think, like, if I just let it be known that I asked that girls who have always been curious about it will be like, I believe so. Yeah, talk to that guy. I believe so, yes. Okay. So I wasn't here one day to engineer the podcast, what Mike was okay And they got Mike to not only proclaim that he also loves eating us Oh, I'm glad you did it proudly. So this is a story about Mike went on all that facial hair

Mike I'm the worst I just like I've met Mike's wife at best. Bye It's a great thing because he's like yeah, the guys that said that I you that's funny. And I was just like, I was just like, I'm in full work mode, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You had to put me on out there. Oh shit.

I didn't even say that. That was black. Yo, I was just like, she looked at me like, if she looked at Mike like, I'm not going to be on out there. I was bro, she looked at me like If she looked at Mike like you don't told this one for me that my Oh, no you guys didn't say anything he said it Oh, you guys didn't say anything. He said it. He said it. Mike offered that up on his own. And then when he was like, honey, this is respect to one of the respected black outpogas. He knows I eat that.

And I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, I don't know what this is. I was just like, damn, Mike, what the fuck? First of all, actually, you you know all you eat ass my Middle of the sounds for kids walking around. I'm just like Like you know you got you got those like be a Ted phones or what Today man Man, right He was a man. Yeah, he has that night. You get out of that trouble Worst part about the NASA's every time you get in trouble you got to eat ass again Get out of jail card. Oh, yeah, hold on. Can you stop it? No, that's it. That's the guy

Is that the is that the guy in the green shirt the guy who says it who calls himself a dream? No, no, it's the guy in the blue Okay, I see so when you get in trouble yet to do it. He almost is like he was mean like he doesn't want to do it right. I don't yeah He he doesn't do it as much as the other guy if at all I'm not really sure about it But I think I've been a discussion and you're in your relationship. No Mike really no, I'm not barely Apparently he loves telling everybody including everybody I bet by love telling everybody including everybody I've got by and I'm not even sure if that man eats cow's ass that's never come off of me. No, no. Did you feel, do you think he finds his admission regrettable?

Like now he has to sort of maintain and every time they see him, he has to be like, it's me, the oldest eater you know. But don't they have kids? Sure. They could pick up on this info now. It's out there. It's public knowledge, yes.

But it's not like it was a secret. Mike went on a podcast and said this. I know, but that seems a little nice. And he's telling everybody at Best Buy apparently. Just, you think if it were, I think he just got a different podcast. Like one of the more tame ones, rather than the, the ribald respect the black.

Sure. He would, he have. Oh, I agree. You think you felt pressured to be like I think he got caught up in the moment. It was like, oh, these guys are these are cool dudes. I want to make I want to have some cred here too. Cred. String. Cred. String. That's a red.

In that one instance, sure, but he kept it going, man. He kept it going. Well, you know how like, how like 20 years ago, or maybe even longer, like, blow jobs were kind of taboo. Yeah, taboo. And like now they're just like, it's like buying a car comes with an air conditioner, but it's just like, all right, it's just part of the package. But like, so maybe now just society's at the point where it's just like ass eating is the new blow job.

Right. It's like, hey man, you gotta do it or, you know, nobody's buying that car. Neck, you mean in the next 20 years, you mean? Yeah, like, so he's a van guard. He's cutting, he's cutting it. He's cutting it. Yeah, that's one way to put it.

Yeah, I think so. I'm not judging him, I'm into it. I'm down. I'm not judging if we're admitting that, but telling everybody the best by like, like, and then if you're doing his wife to, you know, do you think you got in trouble? Yes. Oh, you know, no, I don't know. I don't know. How do you not ask them?

I, I haven't asked them yet. I, I don't even know, yeah, I haven't asked them yet. What the hell are you waiting for? Yeah, it was like months ago. No, it was two weeks ago, but yeah, I haven't. I'm lowering my offer. I'm still, I can't be in business with an ass eater. I'm still trying to wrap my head around why. It's all a whole best pie that I think they were just being a little bit all of best pie.

I don't think it was on blast at best. I'm sure it was just the people who were, you know, you know, he's very loud, right? I don't think he's, when you're talking about that, I don't know how, I don't know if you'd be that loud. Okay. We've most definitely talked about the same topic on Tellams, Steve David some point. Sure. Yeah. Well, Tom Brady is a fan. So of, of eating us, he said, uh, he said it publicly. Really? He's pliable. He's, you know, you know, you're changing his words. You're you're, um, it was not said. Yeah, he's like he said something or he liked something. I'm poor. He put an emoji out there and then everybody was just

like, Oh, Tom Brady's can, can not condoning, but he was a call when you approving this or what a change your pain would to change your pain. Well, you know, he's a married man. So, this or... Would a change your opinion? Would a change your opinion of it? Well, you know, he's a married man, so, you know, at least he's not, you know, run around town with everybody doing it. He never yes and town. Yeah, so I mean, at least he does, it's, you know, a Catholic church would say, it's okay, I imagine this is his wife, so who's the saying, who's the come down?

Right, right. Okay, I'm not coming down on it. I just, my question is, the point being Tom Brady is holy, Mike is a sinner. It's a guy in the hands, bro. Do you remember the days when you were always ready to go? Oh, it's nice, segue. You can increase your performance, Ming, and get that extra confidence in bed.

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the podcast and all that ass-eating talk. Okay. Thanks, Blue Choo. Ah, sounds awesome. Like, when you're saying nothing is as human as being sick man, I fucking cannot stand it. Is this the sick? Like a really bad. You're like I'm the fucking same as everyone else. Yeah. But is this the sickest you've ever been? Um, no close to close to it, but I mean, I can't remember last time I had the flu probably high school.

Yeah. I can't remember the last time I had the flu, probably high school. Yeah, I don't know. He's just bound the fucking out, especially your kids in school, maybe you got sick yet? I did, yeah, it was bad. Yeah, that's where he went right, you know kids. Otherwise, he'd be bringing it home to you. Yeah, Yeah. Now I'm definitely confident in my decision Ming, were you very

upset to hear about Kobe Bryant? I was shocked. I mean, I didn't personally know the guy so you know, I didn't shed any tears or anything but I mean, I felt more I felt worse for his kid and his family. But I was shocked. I don't know. Oh, yeah, I wasn't, I didn't break down or anything. Well, you're a sports fan while you're a sports fan. Sports fans are obviously extremely loyal people

as far as their team is concerned. But this Kobe Bryant stuff appeared to transcend whether you like sports or not. Everybody is upset. Like, I wasn't even aware he died for a couple of days because I was down with this bug, but then once I saw the coveraging shit and how upset people were, I was like, did he do something that I wasn't aware of Aside from play basketball

Like I can't figure out why is everyone so very broken up when like famous people die all the time Yeah, but not like this was so unexpected and he was such an iconic Part of you know basketball lore. I mean he's like one of the you know Signature names and the in the history of the sport, though. And so his face was part of the league for so long. And I guess I think, also, he's just so sudden and shocking that it just really makes people, they don't know how to react.

I mean, it's just total shock. And, you know, they want to pay, I guess, tribute to everything that he bought to the culture, basketball, basketball and pop culture, I guess. What did he bring to basketball culture? Oh, that swagger, you know, the, all the- Was he the first part, was he in that first group that were like, no, like the cool hip hop. I think the first group is Dr. J.

Oh, you think going way back to the ABA? Well, no, I think Dr. J is the first guy that brings like that that culture that that like cool, right, basketball culture. And then it's then it's Jordan. And well, that magic, it's magic bird. And then Jordan brings it to another level that's fucking that explodes where he's like Santa Claus, Mickey Mouse, Michael Jordan.

Those are the three most fucking recognizable faces on the planet. They said at one point, like you can bring it to, like the deepest darkest jungle and fucking Cambodia or wherever and you could show a picture and the kids in the village would know is Michael Jordan. That was the theory. That's the test they used to, to this day, they still use that test. Tartar harder to find. I isolated tribal. And Kobe hit definitely hit that. Definitely. He was at that. He was at that level. I don't know, man. I wouldn't say he's Michael Jordan level, but he's just like right under him.

I'm sure I guess King James would be a Michael Jordan level, right? Sure. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I mean, there's a debate. It was better. Yeah. So, but yeah, Kobe was definitely that that upper echelon of like where few athletes get to breathe, you know, the rare rare. People said he was likable too. He was like, you know, nice enough. I really don't follow basketball though, so I'm not really sure.

Yeah, I can't imagine the people that are this like, they have to fucking, they're going to do the memorial and they have to go to the football stadium because the football stadium they're going to go to. That may be. The people centers too small. They're like, they expect like 80,000 people or you're 100,000 people or some crazy shit like that. That's a surprise. I mean, I'm just like, what is it about him

that has created this level though of like, out public outpouring? I couldn't tell you. Especially with the rape charges against them. You're like, that's, that's, how is that? How is that today though? Yeah, but he was he was acquitted so I mean sure No, I mean I I I agree with you I'm shocked that it had that wasn't trotted out and and some people did some people did well are are he are he said something nasty about Marisha fear the comedian

But I guess he was like, I do this every time someone famous dies. It's not specific to Kobe Bryant, but I don't know. It's like what's his name, the, that other comedian who like right after the Boston bombing. Oh, just like, just like, whatever Anthony just will make. Yeah. Seems like maybe Ari's timing was off. lost in bombing. Oh, just like, just whatever. Anthony just will make, yeah. Seems like maybe Ari's timing was off. And I didn't even hear that night.

I don't know. Yeah, I was just like, I told I texted Brian because I was like, fucking, I was like, people were crying. Like people were crying. Like people we know, people I know were like weeping at Kobe dying. Really on the set?

No, not on the set, but just people I know. Really? Yeah, I can't really, I don't want to make it. Okay, fine. Okay. And I was like, fucking hell, man. And then I turned on the Grammys and Alicia Keys is singing with boys to men.

And I'm just like, man, alive. Like, this is going crazy. I was like, if I died in a helicopter cut, like, tragically cut short like that. I would not want any of this. I was like, I would just want people to, I texted Brian. I was like, just make fun of me. That's a fucking guarantee right there. Yeah, but it's not because people get venerated like when they go in and wait. Oh, yeah. You're going to, you're not going to get to, you're not going to fill out a stadium, but you are going to be able to be like a small gym.

Sure. Yeah. Yeah, basically. Yeah. Like a pep rally. Not a college gym. You know, a funeral room. Like a guy in a Antifascar costume.

Oh, yeah. For sure. No, I'll never be on Kobe's level of anything ever. But it is, I do find it. So you're on the opposite. I would like, I think that I would like to look down because I'm probably gonna be in heaven and look down and see that kind of,

like I would love to see that level where like shit is stopping in their tracks to pay tribute to me. Okay. I would love that. You'd want to fill stadiums. Fuck yeah. Why not? I mean, you're gonna forget. Someone else is gonna have more famous and it's gonna die sooner or later. So then you're like, why not? I mean, they're gonna forget someone else is gonna more famous and it's gonna die

Sooner or later so then you might why not get it while you can I guess it's so you're saying the only way you would appear in front of a bunch of the Pleasure if you're dead Yeah, I have to do not know I could do is later Yeah, just looking good Like if they put you in one of those glass coffins, like they did for what was their name, Alia? Or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Back in the 90s, that was another, that, that, that chick, that's another one that where people got real crazy after she died. Yeah. Remember they had like the, they pulled that coffin for Brooklyn or some shit. I think it's the tragedy that really like puts it over. Because if he had gotten cancer and slowly died Yeah. Remember they had like the, they pulled that coffin for Brooklyn or some shit. Yeah. I think it's a tragedy that really like puts it over because if he had gotten cancer

and slowly died over the course of a year, it would be sad, but it wouldn't be the same thing. When we fly those small planes, my, I, I, I, I, I, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,, they had, it would be like practical, practical jokers and friend dying plane accident. He's always like, I would just be and friend or, or something like that. And I thought about that when they were reporting like Kobe and his daughter dying. And it's just like, all right. But there were so many other people on there. And they didn't quite get around to like, to talking about them. But that is that's almost so like, like like when something like that happens,

like it's like you know Kobe, you don't know those. Right. Like if you knew somebody who got in a car accident, or a bus accident, you're like, oh my God, so and so died, but so did 50 other people. But I was like, yeah, I ain't fucking know them though. Yeah, that's it, that's what it is. But it's just, no less tragic,

but you just, you have no context for it. Yeah. Oh, it just suck. This is what I thought of. I was like, Motherfuck, didn't he just retire like two years ago or something like that? Relatively recently, he retired. I'm like, he worked so hard. He worked so hard. He had messed all that money. He could finally kick back and relax, maybe pursue some other things and then he fucking done. He still look like he could play though. Oh, yeah. He still looks like he still look like he was youthful and he could still fucking ball, but I guess he,

but like, I guess 40's too old. What do you want? Damn. Well, not every time I read. I was waiting for somebody. I was throwing that out. I was fucking real and I was gonna say he was gonna fight first.

What's going on with him? Is he going to fight a team? He's supposed to. Yeah, did you hear this, Brian? There's a QS who's gone on a Brady. They're supposedly eight teams in pursuit of the goat, where he could go to eight different teams. Really?

Yeah. He could be playing as close as an hour away from my house. The giants are supposedly. I'm interested in Tom Brady. Do you see how it's about you, Tom? as an hour away from my house, the giants are supposedly interested in Tom Brady. You see how it's about you. Yeah, the giant supposedly have, there's a rumor that they're interested in the goat, no matter where he goes. It's going to be impossible, I think, to play at the level where

he played at in New England and go into a different team. I just don't think, I mean, I would love to see him prove everybody wrong and go in play like a fucking god somewhere else, but the deck is stacked against you to learn a new system and a new city with new players, new coach at 43. I mean, at 43, I mean, people are, they're, they're fucking, they're elderly, like you call it earlier in the four-twirl. I mean, that's an elderly man playing, uh, playing. Right. There's no chance he stays. Oh, he's staying. Oh, in New England. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's one of the eight teams. Oh, yeah. Why wouldn't he stay though? Like, like, like, Gita was like, I don't want to play anywhere but New

York. Yeah, but, but I think there's, I think some underlying friction between him and the, in the head coach. I think there's a, I think ego of both of those dudes are pretty, pretty big. And from there, maybe a factor of like, well, I'm the reason that, you know, we're a dynasty and the other guy's like, well, I'm the reason. I think, I think, Bella Schuck, the coach wanted to move on

from him three years ago. and I think Brady knows it, and it's like, all right, I want to show you, and everybody else who was the real reason why we were a dynasty. You agree with that, mate? Yeah, I agree with that. I don't care, but we don't care. Well, where Brady goes, I don't care.

Why? That's a big story, man. That's a big story, but I mean, you don't think that's're Brady goes. I don't care. Why that's a big story, man a big story But you don't think that's gonna be the guy story. No, he doesn't give a shit about the biggest story You know, it's gonna be a big story It will when he signs with either another team or wherever he's on that'll be the biggest news of the day I don't care if fucking Corona fucking Hick or no virus

Like it's half the country's got Corona. No one's going to give a fuck. What Brady's son's up. It's Tom Brady's signing is going to be what's the biggest story that day. Right. Well, for that day, I'm a real from the 90s could go down in a helicopter. It'll even knock Zapsix ass eating. From one news cycle. Could you get away with doing that thing? What's that? Could you get away with doing that thing? What's that? Could you get away with saying something so,

I don't wanna say scandalous, but so personal on the pot and then having the misses go out and into public and then- Oh no, I don't think she would like that at all. How long would you be in the doghouse? I think it'd be there for a while until everyone forgot about it.

How long's a while? I don't know a year. A year? That's a long time. That is a long time in the day. You're in the doghouse for a year if you're approached and best by and called out for the ass eating comment. If I offer that up to like a guy Introducing her to a guy that she doesn't even know at working at Best Buy. I think yeah, I think I get some backlash for that for sure So please do me a favor and if you see Ming and Debbie Chen in public But I didn't say I How do you get out of that? How do you start to make build the bridge back? So getting it back into her good graces. Oh no.

One lick at a time. He looks like a little bit more. Like a tootsie pop and shit. Like, ask Mr. All. Oh yeah, you will know. Could you ever be forgiven? You think? Yeah, eventually.

Yeah. Sure. I would think you'd have to tell her something. Even just like lie like, you know, just say you're sick or something, like you got a bite. I have a brain injury. Terrible. Terrible.

Terrible. Terrible. Or just be like the racist, they thought I was another Chinese guy. Right. Oh, just claim like I got anything to get out of it. Right, but Mike can't claim that. No.

Yeah. No. You think Mike paid dearly? I think he't claim that. No. Yeah. Yeah. You think Mike paid dearly? I think he's still paying sure. And he's about to pay again because I don't know. This is good. I think that I think he's building up the coronavirus. Sure. It's a to distract his life.

Right. For what's happened. So he's like, we can't worry about that petty shit. We're all going to die. I'm going to die. More mass. We don't order more masks. Do you think Mike's mask looks like it has like brown

the face on it? Ming loves this. Yeah. Ming loves this. I don't know why. I just, do you pay a price for Mike? Like do you feel like he takes out on you for bringing stuff like this to our

I can say it, but you brought it to our attention You want us to know so bad public clip, but I know you wouldn't have found it otherwise This had almost died and then we're now where we've talked about nothing but it The world is no not apparently he wants the world to know so I'm helping him out I There might be a little bit. Yeah. I don't want you to tell those guys, but I didn't say anything. I just, it's true. He put himself in that situation, I guess, but it still seems like an eye. I didn't know. I heard from some dude at Best Buy. I think. Yeah. All right. Hey, man. I mean, his, his own company is

hooding out. Yeah. His podcast comments and, and, and like he, he could have, what would you do if he banned it? He was like, that episode's not going off ever. It's already all, but he's, I'll take it down. Yeah, I know. But if he had, but I'm, Brian, like, I think you're on the right track here. Why didn't he, after it was over, go like, you know what? I'm going to just edit that part out. I think he wanted it out there. Wow.

Geez. Knowing that it could come back to bite him. Yeah. Then there's no fucking way you can get me. Ironically, right on the ass. Yeah. Right on the ass. You should see, you got Q and Brian,

or even no, you should see all this stuff. I say, Declan, I want this, I said something. I'm gonna get in trouble. You gotta cut it out for me. Just like stupid little shit that I'm always terrified. I don't even tell anybody that Declan, I'm like, you gotta get that out. So many hears that I'm gonna be fucking in the dog house.

I said the word ass. Pull it out. Pull it out. And that's how you do your all like sweating. Oh yeah, yeah. I can get to what you can pull that out. And I think about it and I can tell them exactly where it is. I can say, I bet you it's right after I say this because then mentally I'm like, I shouldn't say that

Wow if If you go home tonight while somehow Deb had heard Respect the blackouts and now she knows Would how do you handle it if she's like look we get that's it. That's just in a moral presence in the stash. You know, you can't have that. Well, I would probably get home. I would, I would come in and the lights would be out and she would be sitting in the dark

on the couch. And she would be like, oh, you're home. Guess, well, while you were out, guess what I listened to. And then, then the, then I would get an earful and then she would be like, you're home guess well while you are out guess what I listen to and Then no then the fun then I would get an earful and then she would be like you got a fire Mike What do you do? I'm like it is your work you promoted Oh He left it in you should have caught it

Yeah, you can't run around. She likes Michael Ahtel, but I think if she did find out, I think her opinion would go down the tubes. It would take a, it would take a, because firstly, she wouldn't be because of the act, I think it would be because. The talent. Yeah, she think that's an intimate thing that, why are you like currying points?

You wouldn't work out. What's your plan for the Super Bowl? Q. Yeah, no, I'm going to go to Southhouse. Me and him are going to watch it. Yeah. Is it a big party or just you and so? No, no, he invites quite a few people over. Yeah. Now is this not me?

I found out. Oh, you're like wait about somebody I was like they were like they were like hey I'm gonna be on standout Sunday and I was like oh before and they're like sell Super Bowl party and I was your crash in it no I turned I leaned out my my it was just a dressing room misery index like oh I was like what's going on you have a people over Sunday and he's like you don't like football I was like I like fun I like hanging out he's like come come I was like, I like fun. I like hanging out. He's like, come, come. I was like, yeah, I don't come. So you got to probably, Brian, who's playing?

Niners and the chiefs. Now you're sick. Are you going to be, uh, so are you going to be able to watch it? You can have enough energy. Um, I could have been a picture of health. We take to even turn the TV on to watch something I care that little about. Yeah. Maybe you got a big shot, right? Are you, are you betting money? Me? Yeah.

No, I don't think. Are you still doing that? Is there a team that you feel is a lock? I don't know. Yeah, this one's a real coin flip in my eyes. I have no idea who's going to win this one. I hope the chief's do only because of the coach. She's been around for so long and hasn't won anything.

Candy Reid? Yeah. Yeah, there's a reason he's not an awesome coach. Oh, he's a pretty awesome coach. I know, but he's just hasn't been able to win the big one. Yeah, I can't win the big one though. Now, you got a live show, right, Ben? I do, the Super Dupor Ball 2.

This is the second year of the... Brian was at the last one. Oh, you're not going to two? Well, they figured he wouldn't want to come and I believe they're probably right. Yeah. So what happens that's the house independence? I think we've all been to we've actually all performed there at one time. Oh, it's an asbury. It's an asbury park. Yeah, it's a theater they have

there. They're going to be projecting the game and there's going to be podcasting going on at the same time. Who are some of the actual they can look forward to? I, uh, car. And if I can get a ticket, maybe I'll go on down. Yeah, we can get you in. You don't need to buy a ticket. Uh, I think they got, they have a couple, uh, comedians.

Um, I don't know them, but they're apparently they're well known. Uh, they have a cover band called the Carmel loans. And, uh, last year, Moon 5 played the halftime show. This band covered Moon 5 for our halftime show. So this year, they're gonna be covering JLo and Shakira. So I'm actually looking forward to that. It was called the Not So Super Bowl 2. And Mike, what?

The Not So Super Bowl 2? Oh, no, it's called the Super Bowl 2. I'm so sorry. What the fuck? TSD makes the world take. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, super, super, super, super, super, super, vol two. I'm sorry. The, the not so super role two is my nightmare. The super, super role two, it's called.

And they have Mike dressing up in, or he's the referees playing the role of a referee. Really? They're getting him in the zebra outfit, and he's going to be calling penalties, I guess. And on the, on the, on the podcasters, I guess, if they say something he doesn't like, he's the penalty. This is the zany part of the event.

Okay. Yeah. He's gonna, you know, announce a two minute warning. Yeah. Apparently that role went to Chris Ladondo last year in Ladondo. After one quarter was like, well, screw this and he left. Really? Yeah. He quit. Geez. But Mike is vowed not to quit.

Why did he quit? He couldn't take the pressure. I guess there wasn't what he thought it was gonna be, and he was like, I've had enough, and he just left. That's how you feel about it. You feel Mike has what it takes to hang in the whole time? I think so, yeah, I think. Does even have zanyness to go around. I think his zanyness knows no bounds.

That's not like Christo, right? It's a quit and just walk out. Not that I've known him. Yeah, apparently that's what happened. Wow. Did you reach out to him and find out why he's? No. I didn't have enough energy to find it really. I really didn't care.

Are you not an organizer? You're just a guest. No, no, I'm just a guest. I'm just participating. I can't run everything in this town, man. Podcast related. I try. Ming loves in the air.

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Yeah. When we walked down the street wearing the same outfits you should see the looks we get the attention. I just love it or oh my god. Yeah, I mean people want to take snap photos, you know. Yeah, selfies. Yeah, he's adorable. I mean he's the he could pull off any outfit too. Yeah. Anything. Yeah, come on on man that dog's gonna fucking wear it any gonna wear It's our blue your butt is cute rhyming is dumb that I said that why do they waste so much time with this shit? Someone told us that me undies has a new lounge wear okay, so me undies has new lounge wear rumor How's that it's lounge where you can wear out and about keep your eyes peeled for some cozy new additions. They all said, this is really weird.

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Like, so. I was looking at one of them, right? Woo, but you're not a, but, yeah, there are, there are so many whales though. I do know some whales. I know a whale, I don't know West Coast. I know, yes I do. I know, I, I'm like, it's, right? You know, you know whale out, out in the coral reef.

Coral sword, yeah. Coral sword, you're right. I do know people with substantial sums of money. Yeah, right. I just got to put together a proper pitch. That's all. What would you go to? What would be the company you would bring to make your proposal?

Like a pitch team? Or what's that? Like a deck of pitch deck. Like an ad agency, like a PR firm? Yeah, PR firm have PR firm to make your pitch. I can write my own pitch. You have it. PR firms are expensive. Yeah, they are. They're yeah, they started. Yeah, they started. Why don't you go with the guy who gave you the bazooka shit? He's not a PR company. But they are. Yeah, you're right. They're they did work a PR company. Yeah, I could ask him. I think I could put together my own pitch really yes

You got to go back and lay down Yeah, I got this got the romantic and not wait for this fucking cruise. It's coming up. I cannot wait. It's gonna be warm. Yeah Nice some partying partying yeah I better not get shut down because of this fucking virus shit no we're all pulling for you yeah thank you thank you we're all pulling big there are a lot of Chinese people I was I was watching this little thing about the virus and the where it's like centralizing Corona and they're like yeah like 10 million people. It's a blip on the fucking map. I'm like then you look at the rest of China and you're like that's a lot of people man.

There are a lot of Chinese people yes. You're a ton. Do you think there are enough Chinese people? To like take over the world yeah probably. Well no definitely that. Oh just in general. Yeah I think there are enough Chinese people. To like take over the world, yeah, probably. Well, no, definitely that. Oh, just in general? Yeah, I think we're good. I mean, there's so many that they're limiting them. Like, what are you guys trying to prove? By having so many people.

Do they let other people into the country or is it just like Chinese people? I think they left. You can immigrate to China, yeah. To live there, permit sure. Yeah, of course you can. Okay, yeah. All right, so they're like, welcome, come. Yeah, yeah. Open borders, open borders, China. They're like, everybody live there. Permit sure yeah Okay, yeah, all right. They're like welcome come open borders open borders China. They're like everybody is welcome

I I mean within reason, you know, they have different they operate by a sudden within reason. What does that mean? Meaning like I don't know if you could start your own tell them Steve Dave out there and that's not a world I want to live in So that's why I live here like good good, all United States of America, God bless this country. Yes. USA. USA. USA.

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