Tell Em Steve-Dave - #433: Stirling Porrich

Episode Date: February 11, 2020

#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

I Know I went all the trouble to grow this beer. What did she do? She was born and then was pretty like how the fuck is that in accomplishment But while there's for life. Yeah. Uh, so, I don't know what my point was, I'm just totally lost it. We're very bad, very bad. My dad's of kind of a fucking pimpy's into this weird shit. He's into the chocolate pudding. Hellem, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellem, Steve Dave,

broadcasting from the beautiful shared universe studios. And downtown, eatin' town, New Jersey. Yeah. Is this eatin' town? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it is eatin' town. And we've got Q via Skype or whatever service. He's here by satellite. I mean, we can see him. I'm here by Skype.

He is Skyping. I'm Skyping in. I'm in Texas. What are you doing there? You guys remember Monster Vision on TNT years ago? Joe Bob Braze. Joe Bob Braze, right? He's back in a big way, right?

He's back on Shuttle, and they're doing a Victor Crowley episode. So I flew down with a cast of Victor Crowley to hang out. It was Joe Bob. Nice. How old is Mr. Biggs or Briggs now? I was gonna say he's in his 60s. Oh, that's it, huh? Oh, okay.

I would guess he didn't look a infirm or anything like that. Now he's... You weren't sizing up his health the whole time. Now he's a step below, just a little bit below a Spengouli, right? I guess it depends what region you're from. Oh, really? It's a regional thing depends what region you're from. Oh really? It's a regional thing huh? P67.

Oh really? Yeah. It looks pretty good. Yeah, I mean I'm going to spend Goole's mostly in Chicago down in Texas. This is where, well, Joe Bob is national. Was national at the time? It was national, but he recorded from Texas, um, Dallas and, but I think he had a, right, he had a national platform where

Spenguli was just was originally just Chicago right. I think I got to give more props to Joe Bob Briggs because he did it without any kind of costume like Spenguli and without any like no tips. No gimmicks. You know like a fire he he has a sidekick that definitely has tits oh he but that's new that's a new development I think yeah I can confirm she has this you all so sixty second yeah that's a very recent development on the Joe Bob Briggs universe. He's like he saw Sven Gouli trend in Constellin. He's like, well, either I put on makeup or I hire a 20 year old, but big tips. Yeah, I got two co-hosts basically. Yeah, it was cool though, it was a lot of fun. I mean, if you remember him from Montevision, it's the same thing I just sit there talking about the movie and stuff

Nice I went to a movie today. I know you guys like to talk comics. Yes. Oh, you went and saw Birds of prey. I did Did you so did I did you? Yeah, I went this morning because I have the day off. I'm just kicking around Dallas today until tomorrow morning So I want to go see what you think I actually liked it a lot. I thought it was really fun. Yeah, I thought I was testing it. I was like, it's a fucking fun movie. It was good. Sage saw the trailer somewhere and asked if I would take her. So took her today. And I was, it's a real girl power type thing. I mean, you have, the whole cast is females

that are beaten up people and then the writer, female, director, female. Turned out a fucking really good fun movie anyway, I thought. Well, they didn't, they did it right. They didn't bang you over the head. Every moment wasn't like, look at us go women. No. They were just kicking ass.

They look fucking great. It was pretty great movie. I was, there's also the first, maybe the first DC movie I've seen in a long time, Harley Quinn, the Margot Robbie. That is, I mean, she's had more time, but that character is so fully formed and you're like, oh, that's Harley versus like the other two who you didn't know as well. Black and Aryan, what's her name? Huntress. Right. Like, it seemed like they, she was so big and such a character that they

sort of like see more reserved. Would you say the analogy is like Margot Robbie is to Harley Quinn as Hugh Jackman is to Wolverine like no one now can play Wolverine Right, Hugh Jackman is that would you agree with that? You yeah, we're riding Reynolds to Deadpool. I think so closer An analogy a little bit. Why not Hugh Jackman Well Hugh Jackman did it for 20 years And oh, okay, you're saying because he had more he may have more time in the car Yeah, but we're a connection to the audience than Margo Robby is

had. Yeah, I just think the history of it, but but I'm sure how quickly Ryan Reynolds inhabited Deadpool, I think she did the same thing. I actually didn't like her in suicide squad. Her key, but there was not much to like in suicide squad. Her included. Yeah, I mean, she looked great, but I mean she really nailed it in this Yeah, she was really good. Did you at any point think If they reversed the the gender roles here where it's a team of five guys or even just Harley Quinn Beating brutally woman after woman after woman the way these girls were kicking guys asses.

I'm like what would the outcry be like at one point some guy calls Harley Quinn a name. He's like hey slut or something and his legs are like he has them out on like this table. He's like kicking back and she jumps in the air comes down and breaks both his legs for calling her a name. And she jumps in the air, comes down and breaks both his legs for calling her a name. Like, oh, so she's not a hero then. Oh, no. I mean, she is. She is anti hero. Yeah. But that all that guy did, like, he wasn't a villain. Yeah, that's all his, his biggest transgression was was that he said the wrong thing. Well, he was the bad guy's driver. Oh, okay. She didn't know that. She didn't know it at the time. She only found out later. He was like, I, you kind of agree with the guy at first because he was just trying to enjoy

the kni club. And wasn't she like, oh, she's being boistress and loud and they're like, just attention whore. Yeah, she's being hardly quim. She was being really annoying and he was like, yeah, why don't you just fucking get off the table? And she's like, okay. And then basically crippled him for life. Well, he didn't call it like that. It's like, all right, he shouldn't have that was it. But up until that moment, he was probably in the right. Yeah, I mean, it's really violent, too. And you see, it was a rate.

It had to be a rate in R. Yeah, there was a lot of, a lot of cursing in it, too. Wow, that's surprising. They went with are so there They're taking a Deadpool route DC, huh? Yeah, and the actions really good. They got the guys who did the John Wick movies To direct the action and always out who did the oh really? Yeah, you can tell man. They're still good Yeah, it was very very well done Like all around. Yeah, I mean I

Rarely see them, but I would recommend it. Is this the beginning of a new era for DC movie skill? I think so because they, they, they, they nailed Shazam, right? Yeah, yeah. So I had heard that in the Aquaman. Well, that did very well though. That did that did Bafo box office. But I had heard there was a little bit of a people were saying a little bit of

disappointment at the lack of Mr. J Not that Mr. J Not the Jared leto Mr. J Well, no, but like a Joker and there was no Joker so people were kind of like in this. Yeah. Well, can you now have a Joker that's not walking in Phoenix? Like you would have you would have had to have him in the movie right or does that is that universe completely different? Yeah, I don't know. Is there anything to tie the Joker movie to the Birds of Prey's at the same universe? Very different. Would you say they were going for like a 66 vibe, but sometimes like, yeah, definitely, right? Yeah. Yeah. Very like bright

colors and shit. And I was waiting for all the bad guys to be like dressed exactly the same like their crew. Yeah. What do you say about her? I said, I thought she was funny. Like I thought she sold the humor in it. Like interface. And yeah, I thought she was funny. Like I thought she sold the humor in it. Like interface and yeah, like not, yeah, not just the line delivery, but yeah, I agree. Does the huntress wear a costume? Yeah. Huntress is a little emo. And I like that actress. She was Nikki Swango and Fargo. I like her a lot. But she's one of like, if they did a second one and they switched her out, you probably wouldn't really know or care.

They didn't give her enough to do. Almost nothing. Which you do do is good. When she was fighting with the, and when she got real pissed about them calling it a bow and arrow, I thought, quickly she got angry. It is like, I did wonder though,

because she just has a little crossbow pistol looking thing. And I'm like, why did they not have her like trick it out or something? It was like, she shoots somebody. She's like, I'm out. And then she has to like reload. She's like, I'm out. Like you would think it would be like, like some kind of cartooning comic bookie gun. Yeah, they did a cool reloading thing like the Terminator where she clicked it

forward, shot the arrow, but it did take too much Then what she goes into a police station with a with a huge like bazooka look and gun and starts shooting bean beans bags at cops And they're like exploding with like confetti and glitter and yeah, it's I Don't know I liked it yeah and when you when you described that you're like well that sounds shitty yeah but but it's not a well you know something came across my my path today I don't know cue you must know this that oh my god turn on hold on. Where are the apps, Rob? I'm gonna give you.

How do you do this? I'll give you a little look. God damn it. Anyway, Q. That's him. Hello. Is this? Oh.

Sweet Jesus. So it's not the stash is full. No, it's this is this is. No, this is a link that somebody said. It's like I'll be able to find it in a second, but we're at the shared universe where they have the best Wi-Fi in the state. Right, it's been certified. I mean, I don't mean spent the most on the

cable wires in here, a top of the line, the government has less, you know, has inferior cables in the shared universe building has I heard right exactly Ming has some sort of fiber optics he got from his home country, you know government shit Somebody get ready to squat no Mac from always sunny No, Mac from Oesunny. Oh, yes. He addressed, it's done, now it's just a picture. Ah, here we go, well, okay, so Mac from Oesunny addresses Q's tweet.

Oh, really? That's pretty impressive, isn't it? Let's see, five, three. I really clearly didn't know who I was. I'm always in trouble. Why do you think I'm bringing it up? I was a sandbag. What was a tweet question?

The whole show in a second. Fat Mac was for the people. Fat Mac represented me. This new shredded Mac makes me feel sad about myself. Well, Brian, that was my goal. I was like, who's this Brian Quinn? I know he's out there. And I'm going to make an entire season of a TV show dedicated to making him feel sad about himself. So Brian, I'm glad I accomplished my goal. Your transformation, especially.

It's awesome, isn't it? It's awesome. Like, even though he doesn't know who you are, it is still, like, back when you recommended, like, oh, you gotta watch this show. When you told me, you couldn't have conceived. But it sounds like you annoyed him, like I guess some people may annoy you online, like he was kind of being, I felt snarky with you. Now, while that was the tone of the whole video, like he was, with everyone.

All right. He just, he was repeating that he did it for money and he didn't do it because he thought it would be funny or any of that shit, which means he probably did it because he thought it would be funny. Of course he did. That's what I want to put. I don't know.

I was still impressed even though, and that's very surprising though. So, like, when people are like, oh, I haven't heard of him practical joke, I don't know why, but it always surprises me. And somebody in the entertainment industry, you think he's just like he's trying to dis you publicly? Like there's no fucking way he hasn't heard of in practical jokers. He's in the fucking entertainment industry. But he just saw Brian Quinn though.

He may have heard the in practical jokers, but doesn't know you guys by name. Well the one before was Chris Pratt, right? That he did? Oh, I mean. I don't know. But he was in. I didn't have a check mark last year.

Yeah, he does. He's very fad. Yeah, I mean, I said I don't know. But I didn't have a check mark last year. Yeah, he does. He's verified. Yeah, I know. I don't know. I assume that somebody who's a fan of the show used it for that bit and then they, he just, they didn't tell him who I was and who the hell could tell.

Right. From that little picture, I guess, but, or he just doesn't know the fucking show. I don't know, either one. I still love the guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it seems a lot of these people are

Verified that he's answering. Oh, yeah, no chance Sunday Jeff is I'm the only one on the podcast. It's not verified because you got to be you have to have your real name up there Oh really yeah, that's because I have to that I'm not that I'll never be verified. It doesn't seem to really matter Yeah, I mean I haven't seen my life change in the years that have been verified. Like, nothing's come from it, really. I don't know. Well, I'm curious about your take on this. You used to be much more, I feel,

much more conservative when it came to crime and that kind of shit, real throw the book at them, kind of attitude. But you seem a little softer these days. I'm softer on crime. I think so. Makes you give a good idea. I think so.

Well, you know, you're not railing against everyone. I just figured out what I should rail against when I'm just by myself or with my friends, rather than what I should rail against when I'm on my mic. I found that it affects people, you know, it hurts morale of the listener morale and if you get too political, so I've tried to steer clear of saying things that I know are just going to annoy people. But I know I do it in a way that I'm just going to tell you what I'm talking about. I'll talk about Tom Brady if I feel like I want to talk about

something conservative. Yeah, that's about as conservative as it gets these days. But I mean, I remember like 90s, like you watched Bill Riley and then fell off and then like stop talking about that shit all together. Well, yeah, because I think because I just got my own things going on, you know, I got my own stuff. Isn't it great? To think about so yeah, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about other people's problems. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't care about society. I got my own shit. That's what you're saying. Yeah, I don't want to. But what's this crime story? This crime story, I don't want to... But what's this crime story?

This crime story, I'm curious if you would be hard on this crime. The graffiti artist dubbed penis man could be facing hard time after a SWAT team took him down in Phoenix, potentially ending a long string of vandalism. All right. So this guy went around spray painting,cks onto wall marks and landmarks and municipal buildings. I didn't think for a second why I should have how dumb of my that the guy called penis man was known for grafeding.

Well, like spray painting penises on things. I think it was that literal. It's that literal. The guy is 38. Okay. He was arrested and charged of 16 counts of aggravated criminal damage, a counts of criminal, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 25 heavily armed SWAT officers swarmed his apartment complex before resting him at gunpoint. So this is a guy who I guess they felt very strongly about getting since he's out there,

ruining, you know. We've all done it though, right? I mean, we've all drawn a dick somewhere. Oh, sure. Usually on Pest Up People's faces. Well, we used to take meetings at agents and managers offices. Like we would go into meet at like CAA to like, oh, meet a new agent or whatever.

They had these pads on the table. We would always peel them back about 10 pages and just start drawing dicks. So that would have happened. They'll rip off the pads and get down to like the dick one and then one there. Who drew the dick, but we would have been gone long time by that.

Right. And that's also not really destroying anyone's property. We're making it an eye sore like you're driving by with your young girls. They're like, whoa, oh, dad, who's this penis man? I tell us about him. The ledger to penis man, we want to hear it. But I mean, you've never defaced a wall

or a bathroom, a public place with a dick. I mean, I think we all have them going to search your childhood. I don't maybe but I don't think so. Really? Wow. Hmm. I would have thought for sure. School desk chalkboards maybe like in school or you could draw a dick on before the teacher gets in. Yes, and then they can erase it. Do you just when you draw yours would it have a bell and or would you just draw it with no? Would you be cut? Yeah, I'll draw it. I'll draw the other side. You'll you'll note some touches that I do. Real real signature. Like there's there's no mistaking. They're like, all right, that's that's a penis by Q. Penisman is my hero wrote a Twitter person.

That's a penis by Q. Penisman is my hero wrote a Twitter person. Long live penis man, I guess these people like that he's going around, ruining all this shit. What is your feeling while about a guy who does this kind of shit? At 38, it's not like he's fucking 16. I think that's the key here,

is that he's old enough to know he shouldn't be doing it. You got to cue, let me say. That's, oh, that is not bad let me say. That's pretty good. Oh, that is not bad. Pretty good. That's not bad. You put some little spunk coming out too. I got some spunk.

I was talking about the fella. If you look at the cue with the pubic hair, you know how much that picture would be worth. See if there's a cue in there. Yeah, I see it. That looks good. That's like hundreds, about $100 picture on eBay right now, if you were to send that to me. Yeah.

Yeah. Now is your skin translucent and that's the sperm inside or is that pubes? Those are pubes. That's that's pubes. That's pubes. You haven't groomed in a bit. Well, you just got to do a little shading so that people understand that you're looking for. They get it right. Yeah. I'll sign it. Would you throw the book at them? Yes. I can't stand people who fucking vandalize shit. All right, but what it's like, unless it's a beautiful graffiti tagging of tea as deunder a bridge, then you know, let's say it was something beautiful. Let's say it was a real piece of art. I think it's the fact that it's dicks that's that's causing you to have this hard line stance. Right. Like if it was like a nice set of boobs, I'd be like,

who man is the best rights one Twitter user? Right. He's my hero. I think it's especially like it's a special front to people to have to draw that kind of shit. I don't want you to draw anything on monuments or walls or any of this shit. Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid name or your stupid tag. Like, do you, when did, when can you pinpoint you the moment Brie lost that rebel edge?

Moments ago, when I got met with this man, it was a moment to go. When did it happen? Did I miss it? Because I didn't realize it and then all of a sudden one day he was a rebel, then the next day he was the man. Yeah, but I think about two years ago, there was a real ghetto by law and I invested in a solid rocking chair. It's just it's it's a mentality that when you're younger you never think you'll reach. You never do. I'm gonna be old like Edgar, old man Edgar. I'll fucking draw a penises on shit to the day I die.

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rebel in jail. Now how much money did that SWAT team cost the state or the city? It was that necessary or is that is that going overboard? That sounds like it's going overboard. Why do you need a SWAT team for a graffiti artist? It's probably because he's ruining government stuff but 25 guys watt teams seems excessive. I think he's using a sharp ears he's shooting the fucking penis isn't it? Yeah right. Tommy gun.

Yeah. Wait what's this? Fecal matter. Yeah we brought up a, am I looking at the same thing? Oh no, there's a lot of people crappin' on the streets in San Francisco. That's not a treater.

What's up? The penis perpetrator, that seems like a much better day. No, I think he named himself penis mal. He doesn't want to be known as a perpetrator. He doesn't want to be known as a perpetrator. He doesn't want to be known as a perp. You know, what else do we got here? Q, we're about to leave for a cruise. You brought to Joker's cruise.

That's why I'm hanging around Dallas one day because I'm up line all the way back to New York and back down. Yeah, excited. Very, we've got two space monkey shows. One the night we get on the boat. That's unusual. We did that last year, did we? I don't know, maybe. I feel like I have stuff planned that is going to be really great or really regrettable. Either way, it sounds pretty great. Do you want a heads up here or do you want to fly by to see your pants?

I think it's better if I don't know, so I could always point to plausible deniability. He's done it in the past. I was looking through one of my notebooks yesterday and I said to Mary Beth, I was like, if somebody found this notebook open to this, they may commit me because it's thought after thought just like completely detached or like nothing goes with anything. And a little bit later, she brought me, like, you

know, I write notes down on shit all the time. Like, whatever, if I think of something, I'll forget it. If I try to go to like, wherever my notebook is. So I'll just grab a piece of paper or see, just homework or a cereal box or whatever and I'll write it down. I'm not sure you're doing audio, uh, notebook. Like, can you just say it? You just talk it to your phone. I've thought of that, but then I'm like, where's my phone? So if I like, and thoughts will escape within moments.

So if I think it's good enough, I'll write it down. Yeah, it really is bad. And she brought me a note. She goes, oh, hey, this was under the table. And I read it and I was like, oh, did you read it? And she goes, no, I don't read them anymore. I said, what do you mean? And she goes, I found one once and I read it

and I'm afraid to read anymore. I've seen that face. I've had that with my wife. Remember when I drew the nun with the baby Hitler coming out of the temple of court? I remember that. I was like intervention for you though. The whole family sit you down.

They're like, who is bad to you when you're on a walk? But I know that face, I know that's that concern in that feeling of like, I don't know who you are. Yes, yes, yeah, like I thought I knew and I thought I knew a lot and I did, but I didn't know everything because I just saw this thing. Yeah, the baby Hitler worth the none. It's extreme some people. I was going for I told her, man, I was a blackest of metal. Yeah, man, this

was a metal band that wanted something that no other, you know, metal band has. And to my knowledge, I haven't seen a nun giving birth to a Hitler fetus holding up a god's heart in an alleyway. I was so like three of them today. It's not going that deep. Yeah. What was it? What was the final like? All right, all right. Was it? Was that it? It just took side to talk or down off the ledge and you know make her realize that like You can still teach a Catholic school. Yeah, I'm an artist. You can't judge me. You can't judge an artist

When he's especially if he's being paid to Come up with an album an album cover art, you know, you can't you that's what they want. That's the client right? It's like it's 20 bucks 20 dollars 20 bucks That's what it was 20 bucks 20 bucks. Yeah I know I still have a copy of that you made a copy of it I have it somewhere that that outline stuff like I remember you did like a whole border of weird shit Oh, yeah, yeah boy if I had that none with the fetus. Yeah

I mean new TSD shirt. You could get more than a, more than he'd get for that penis picture he just threw. Oh, man, I wish I had it. Did the album not come out? No, the album never come out in the band broke up. Although I heard recently, like within the past year or two, you would definitely know them.

In fact, I think your father might even been in the band. Demon, demonesy. Back, back in the 80s. It's entirely possible that Madeline at one point was in demonetizing. There's a very strong chance actually. Yeah, they were hard rockers. They never put out an album, but they did, they did vitals, you know, you know, you know, like little seven inch singles of like real Crazy, you know demonic stuff That's clever. Remember those days what got what bands would give out their little 45s. Yep. Yeah singles Yeah, have you had moments like that in the past relationships Q where

Someone is like I don't know you at all Or I did not know this and you feel a little judged Yeah, not really I think if for me it's always been more like people know what they're getting into but then don't realize how much They're not gonna like it once they get there Rather than I didn't know this Like I did know this, but I didn't know it's gonna be like this. I thought it was gonna be different like better, I guess Yeah, so no not really I did have a some one girl read my journal once and and was there was nothing in there crazy, but

some and there was nothing in there crazy, but some disturbing info that they weren't happy to hear was discovered, but she didn't be reading my journal. She read somebody's journal, I suppose. What are you gonna do? Have you ever read someone else's journal? No, I don't think so. And I had, remember when she moved back to Cleveland. She left the box of her stuff and she left all her journals there. I had them for two years

before she finally was like, could you send those up and I never read them? Never read them. I only read one person's diary in part that was Pam's. I found it and she was like talking about going to flower shows and meeting Edgar and shit. What a fucking weird thing to think of like every once in a while I think of Pam and Edgar. I'm like, you know, there's seventy four now. I'm like, that's not young. And I'm like, do you think, I don't ask him, but it's like, do you think more of death when you're that close or you like, I can't even I think you just think about it. I think you'd key. It's like something're like, I can't even think about it.

I think you'd key. It's like something you know, you want to think about it so you just don't even acknowledge it or even dwell upon it. There's you can't do anything. Right. So fuck it. It's got to come a point where you're ready to go though, right?

Where you're so old, you're like, I don't give a fuck, but just wrap it up. That's why I said to Mary Beth, dude, I can't remember why we're talking about it, but it's like so many, like many many people are like I'm ready to go like especially if they're religious. Imagine talking about it with a 25 year old girl I like this about this kind of like the mortality of like life. Yeah. She must have her her point of view like she's so I'm like now that we walk into the sunset together. So are you ready to go like I am?

It's like the heavens gate culture. I'm gonna put your sneakers on. I can't imagine her like her frame of reference or her way her head has got to be like it's got to be something that's like a million years off in a distance for her. Probably although she many times she's like I'm gonna die before you do. Probably at my hands. Why didn't she say that, and why would she? I don't know.

She's just one of those people that has that, like that feeling that she's gonna die younger or whatever. Plus she's, she is like kind of older than me in terms of energy and shit. Like I'm far more ready to go and do stuff and then she is. She's like, really? G-in shit like I'm far more ready to go and do stuff and Then she is she's like a really big-time homebody sage, too. I can't get these two leave the house I think a bunch of cats over there. Yeah, really

She was I say do you don't keep a journal right now never in a journal? Never had anything like really all that exciting to like document. Yeah, I don't know if it's about like writing down all the high points as much as like you get shit out like, you know, if you feel a certain way about something and even through writing it, it's either like therapeutic or maybe you're like, oh, okay, it helps you think of it in a different way

or whatever. Mm-hmm. I like to do it. Sometimes if I'm talking, I'm fucking walking around pontificating a smoked a little bit, Mary Beth will, shall we, like hold on, hold on, and she'll, if I say something that she thinks is valuable, she'll write it down in this little notebook. Because I walk around just saying shit constantly. And sometimes she'd be like, that's good, that's good.

And actually, one of the things she wrote down that she told me to keep is a centerpiece on one of the space-month issues. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, so that one I was like, I was glad she wrote it down because I 100% would have forgotten it. Q, how much would it do for your ego if you had something in your life that was just following you around with a notebook?

Right. Volunteerily. Yeah. I thought that you knew that she should have the pen and pen and hand and pen and pencil and hand to record any random gold nuggets that might fall out of your mouth. It's like a 50 screwball comedy. I'm like, take a letter. Just like she's just fucking around.

Now, you say stuff and then you look to a quick blancer to see if she's right to get down. Not worth cracking the notebook open. I guess I can't all be jokes. Can you imagine me telling? Raise die bro. Imagine me telling Deb, I got you this notebook. Can you just with, keep a pen on with you as well with this notebook, but can you make

sure that whenever I say something that's, I don't know, you think it's worthwhile or it should be, you know, I'm gonna tell it's worthwhile. But there's memorable or is good and could you write it down? I don't even know her response of me would be fucking like I never asked her though I don't you didn't but I'm just saying could you like I would need to like suggest this though because my wife would never do it So I would for some if I did I just don't even know what the response was me. You should try it I'm gonna try it. I'll tell you what happens a litmus test Yeah, wow. I would love to see a hot notebook.

Yeah, me too, because I forget most of it, but she has all this stuff written down. And sometimes she's like, don't use that here, don't use that there. I was like, oh, you know what, I'll use that for this. And she's like, and then she's like, that's too good for that, don't use it for that. Whoa.

Yeah, that's pretty good. It's nice, because like there's a brunt, because honestly everything I say I think is worth writing down, but she's more selective, you know, so she filters out all the bullshit and works in a while. You know, she'll write something down. Can we, can you do that on the cruise? Like have her, or like can we read some,

like some selected pages and I'll do one too. I'll have my wife write down like the things that she thinks are worthy of me and we'll compare pages. Yeah, definitely. So tell Mary about the start a new on the cruise or or or maybe go through the notebook and picks and pages that she would like to be read aloud. Okay. You know, I mean, I don't think of everything

she makes that she may like if she's editing you in real life, she also would think like you shouldn't say this on the pod to maybe as well. That's true. We should be talking about me on these anyway. I don't know. This is crazy. But yeah, let's do that. I'll see if I can get her my wife to partake in it as well. All right. A little exercise. That's interesting, man. Do you talk to her a lot? Do you walk around? Like I do a lot of proselytizing and...

What does that mean? And like, you know, I'll be like, this is the way things should be. And... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in the entries that you have and the entries that she feels are worthy of my ramblings if I if you want to call them ramblings. All right. I'm here. You could judge them and see and I love it. I can't wait. It's like it's not like page after page about Mike and get him being annoying. Oh I do have I do have I do have a I want to ask you something. We got to me on these. Yeah we do have me... I do have uh... I want to ask you something about me on these uh... yeah we do have me on these

I do have something I want to ask you I think any any any underwear aside from me on these should be outlawed they should swap your house like let me get my notebook and write this down yeah there you go uh... that perfect time to show that special someone how much you care and say those three words everyone want to hear.

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a little bit too lenient. Oh yeah? Yeah. The other day I woke up and I must have slept on my arm, my shoulder wrong. I felt I had like a pinch nerve in my shoulder and I had a hard time lifting my arm. I couldn't even hold a pencil. It was too heavy the pencil. And it was my left arm so I had to drive to work with my right arm. And when I pulled into my parking spot at work, I didn't pull in all the, like, properly. Can I say, I noticed.

I noticed because I stopped by to see the denim surgeon about something that day, and I did notice that you're outside the lines a little bit. Yeah, I mean, that was because my shoulder was so fucked up. Right. And it was, I was an agony, but I I still want to work and I drove with one arm and I'm trying to make that that swing into the parking lot into the parking spot and I couldn't get my Seat belt off because my arm hurts so bad. So I'm just sitting in the car

I was just sitting in the car trying to muster up the the strength and the willpower to like just okay I'm just gonna do it even though I could barely lift my arm and I couldn't open the door either Because it's on the left-hand side the door comics must be sold So I'm sitting there and a car pulls in next to me So so close to me that when the lady gets out, she kind of like ticks my car like ever so generally. It's like with her door she goes, you know, very, very lightly. And she get and I look up at her and I'm in pain though. But I think she look, I guess she thought I looked up at her as if I was in a grouchy mood.

And I didn't say anything. I just looked, I just looked away because I don't care. My car is a piece of shit. I don't give her as if I wasn't a grouchy mood. And I didn't say anything. I just looked away, because I don't care. My car's a piece of shit. I don't give a fuck if somebody fucking, like, you know, hits it or anything. But she got out and started yelling at me. And I couldn't do anything. I couldn't even roll my window down

because it was on that side. And I couldn't move. And she starts yelling at me and that like I'm over too far and you got to back up and go back in and She goes you're over the line and she goes and I did so I just like kind of waved her off I was just like I just shook my head. Yes, I like whatever whatever and I thought that's the end of it Like just like his later she comes back out of wherever wherever she was going and she goes learn how to fucking drive

Wow wherever she was going and she goes, learn how to fucking drive. Wow. And I didn't think it was that- No way, she comes back out, gets in the car, says, learn how to drive, gets in the car. She came back out, she yelled at you, then went back in, is it upstairs? It's upstairs, we're doing yoga. She wanted the owners or the-

No, just wanted the clients. Oh, well, I'm surprised, some rich white bitch, no doubt. And she wasn't friendly. Oh my God. I couldn't believe how angry she was though. So you're saying, well, was it leniency like if you had been in better health, like if you hadn't been incapacitated? Well, I couldn't do anything. I couldn't even open the door to say anything. I was just like, I just had to take it. I just had to sit there and have

her yell at me in front of me, like, well, in front of nobody were in the behind the stash. But, but I was just like, I mean, maybe I'm maybe my arms hurt, maybe I can't get it, maybe I can't fucking put my pocket spot correct. I'm not saying that she should have left to that conclusion. I don't know what she's thinking, maybe it was your non-reaction that got her even angrier and that's why she felt the need to come back out. Like she's looking for a fight because some people want that, you know?

I kind of just shook her off. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Um, I admire it because that's not how it would have went if she said that shit to me. I don't care how much fucking pain I was in. I wish you were there, though, because I was that angry because I was hurting and that she was yelling at me. I was like, you know, probably would be like, Brian, get it. Yeah, I would have been like, I would have took your off deletion, man. But I would have enjoyed it. I would have been like, I'm like, didn't you just hit his car?

You know, how about we call the police right now, bitch? How about that? And then you just walked away and that's leaving the scene of an accident. You know what? You'll swap you. Drop penis on you. This same exact name, my arm gets feels better.

My arm starts to like, you know, loosen up and the, everything's fine. I go to KFC by myself. I don't get off the chart or whatever it's called, off the menu, I order off stuff that's not on the menu. Right. Customers who are familiar and they're in the know. Well, no, I just don't like, I want two breasts.

Two breasts are not an option on the on the board behind the Register so it's not some of just secret menu is an all-out card order all right go ahead But I want I want white meat and I don't want a breast and a wing or a breast and a thigh so a two-piece you're like Yeah, I I'll pay for the extra for it Mm-hmm because I'm not gonna eat eat the breast or the or the wing anyway, the wing and the thigh anyway. So I'll pay a little bit extra to get two pieces of white meat. So the guy gives it to me. I go sit down. I got a picture of it, but it doesn't really matter for this. But neither of them are breasts. No, no, I don't think so. One of them was the size of my thumb if you look at that. Oh boy, that's a thigh if I ever saw one.

I mean that's that is not a breast. No, it's a thigh. That's not it. That's not a breast. Or the breast of like like a seagull that they put in the parking lot. So the fast food place got your order wrong. So you walked flipped out, you went in the end. Well, I went up to the counter. You broke their door. No, no. No. No.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. So you're trying to be like relate to him. I'm trying to be nice. You know, I'm trying to be like, Hey, man, I know it's hectic back there. And I know you probably just grabbed any piece of chicken. I'm cool. Yeah. Go into a car accident earlier.

Can I? Yes. So I say, I don't think either one of these is a breast. Yeah, I don't think anyone of these are a breast. And he goes, no, no, those are breasts. And then there's a piece of, I go, I think it's a wing. I go, he goes, no, no, those are breasts. And then there's a piece of, I go, I think it's a wing, I go, he goes, no, no, that's not a wing, that's a breast.

That's a wing. And in the box was, you ever see like when you get a piece of fried chicken and like a piece of the breading? There's like a piece of breading that has been fried, but there's really no chicken in it. He called that a wing. He goes, that's a wing. It's like that's a bone with breading on it. No, there's no bone in it. It called that a wing. He goes, that's a wing. It's like that's a bone with bread on it. No, there's no bone in it.

It's just bread. Oh, okay. It's just breading with no meat. How big was that? Huh? How big was the piece? It was like about like that big. It's it's like less like half the size of a nugget of a chicken nugget if they serve nuggets there. So I go and he said that was a breast because no, that was a wing. He goes. That's a wing he goes He goes and I go but I didn't order a wing Mm-hmm, so I ordered two breasts. Why is that wing even in here if that is a wing right? You can just have it He goes I don't want it You can just have it he goes I didn't charge you for it

I go and I go is there anybody like can is there anybody else here? Because I really don't think these are breasts and he goes and he somebody else comes over and he goes And I go and he goes those are breasts And I'm like what are you supposed to say then because I'm like giving my fucking money back I'm like give me my fucking money back right now that I couldn't tolerate it. It's like you're asking me to buy into this fucking bullshit Well, I'm not an oppressed. Why are you back in him up? I'm the customer. Do you know how easy it is to just give me two real breasts and send me on my way? It doesn't cost you a nickel. I don't think it was easy. I don't think they had breasts. Oh, okay. I don't think they had breasts and they were just like saying these were breasts to anybody who was stupid enough to like ask for breasts. Like a midget, might believe it.

So I said to them like I had to just be like how can I win an argument with two guys who work in the chicken industry though And I'm going to tell them that no directs Those are not breast so So I just as like all right Whatever I said and I go and I just threw it in the garbage and left But I didn't throw like not aggressive. I just dumped the train like slam dunk it you didn't throw the train the garbage Jesus Christ

I'm an opportunity to do what I miss Yeah, but I walked away though like me, and I wonder, like, the feelings I was having, that empty feeling, I wonder if that's what you were feeling all those times that you had been experienced. All those years. Yeah, just in general, that empty feeling of being like, you'll take what we give you. I can't bear it, just recently, within the last two days I said the merry-bout-how, I was like, I don't understand these fucking people

who act like they're doing you a favor at any number, in any number of service industries, where it's like, okay, well, we'll give you this, but not this, or like, hey, do you have this in a size? Oh, I don't know. It's like, well, go find out,. Yes, I'll, that's your job. And I get not wanting to do your job, which is why I don't do a regular job.

I can't do it. I'm like, when I work at the stash, I was a horrible employee. I never should have worked there. I never should be in retail for any reasons. But this shit is untenable, man, like a waitress. I went down to the diner and red bank the other day and I'm like she fucks up gives Mary about the wrong thing. I'm like okay gave her the wrong thing no big deal. She then goes and it's tea instead of coffee. It's that simple. She then goes and takes two other

people's orders at a da da and it's like we got our food asshole. Bring the fucking tea first and then go do this like you just watch people and I'm not good at doing these jobs But I am good at judging people doing these jobs. So I know if they're doing a good job or not, right? This kind of shit I'm just it makes me not want to go out to eat ever and happy that sage never wants to go out either She's like she'd rather order in watch TV But you know what I my wife said when I got home and I told her the chicken breast story she was like well you know what that KFC is like you know it's an absolute like institution you

know like it's a it's not a place where you get good service ever so like you're just asking for a problem. Like oh just go to the KFC down the street. Oh wait, it's 25 miles away So and it you know, and it's just like yeah, probably you'll never go back now. I'll just never go back It sucks. I don't think they care that I'm never going back. I could care less though They won't I mean that place does so little business. I have no idea how they're still around I don't know they do so little almost none Well, that's why they do so little yeah, but why do you think? Um Chick-fil-A is Like the lines are Chick-fil-A's I don't know every time I go into a mall the lines of Chick-fil-A's are fucking

Outrageous. They're so long and yet KFC can't get that business and that's all they do is chicken I mean isn't Chick-fil-A like fresh chicken? Isn't it a whole different ball game over there? It's not fried. It's good. I don't know if it's the same. I think it's the same deal. I think it's the same concept though. It's still fried chicken,

and they were the grandfather of it all. And Chick-fil-A is coming and stolen every bit of fucking juice from them. What do you like pop-ies? I've never eaten pop-ies.'s it's definitely has a spice to it It's like Louisiana style or something. Yeah, it's um I like fried chicken, but KFC is rough, man. It's so fucking greasy and there's a lot of like You're when you're taking it apart. You're like is this part of the chicken or is this an

you're taking it apart you're like is this part of the chicken or is this an insect that got deep fried because it always has the spiny fucking ribs and shit off and I said looking at it and thinking that I like fuck it just fuck it but it didn't have a bad experience with KFC never no off and do you go not that all six times a week what's the last time you can say you're last year definitely. Oh, but then the last year you have gone. It's not a bad experience. They got a facet.

They brought it over for lunch one day. Well, I bet you they went through the chicken the bucket before they gave it to you guys. Don't make sure you're fucking a primo piece. I fucking hope so. Yeah. You're not getting any thighs, Matt's creating his breasts.

I want to melt that on the chest. Where the fuck is this chicken come from? Who am I wolf fan again? Dude, your eyebrows look amazing. Did you get them done? My eyebrows? Yeah. I haven't touched them at all. They're on fleek as the kids say, or did three years ago.

Dude, I was sleeping up 20 minutes before we started recording. Oh yeah? Yeah. I don't know. Don't they look well manicured? They do, but I have not had a notice of him not having like beautifully quaffed eyebrows. He always seems to have good eyebrows. Thank you. You don't work on him at all. No. No.

I guess you ever buzz on when you get your hair done, do they like like pull the comb at like buzz them a little? They don't shorten them up. No. You know, I'm one of those old dudes with eyebrows that are like Yeah, it looks like a visor No, I mean I would cut them if I get a like a long one that won't stay in place. I'll snip it out How how embarrassing is it like for me? It's demoralizing when I'm like you said like I don't even know that there's a fucking that my eyebrows need Fucking buzzing that there's some fucking spiders

Fucking legs grow growing out of my face right and their ladies like you want me to cut those eyebrows to look and they're not looking that great This the same lady that was y'all know about parking Not looking that great. They're looking a little they're looking a little yeah, maybe ragged. That was a certain word they used no a little yeah maybe ragged that was a certain word they used no you're saying hey just do my eyebrows without the insults and I'm just so self-conscious or just doing without even asking me and my eyes are closed anyway and basically sleep mm-hmm just do whatever keep your eyes closed when you get a haircut oh yeah how come I don't want to talk yeah me too me too I do the exact same thing and they

tried like how was your day? And I'm like, huh? I like, I'm pretend that I was doing it. Got screamed at, it was my neck hurts. Parked like a jerk off of it. Lady, wanna give me a break? What's your plans for the week? What do you care?

Are you involved in them? You know what it's all for. It's the sweeten up that tip. But when did the tip be bigger if they just... They don't know that, because most people want to have a little confidence. Is that too awkward to say? I sat next to a dude who was telling his beautician

or whatever you want to call the lady who was cutting his hair, the most unbelievable shit about how his wife's an asshole and how she thinks that she's stepping out on him and that she goes out with this dude and he's like, I don't think you should be going out with the with male friend and she's like, well, I'm going to do it. So you better deal with it. Like he's telling her stuff that like, I'm shocked that he's telling this to his barber shop lady, whatever my fall or beautician is.

Yeah, sure. And he's like, I'm a cock, I'm an idiot. But yeah, but and she was being very sympathetic and they were tall and I'm trying to listen to my eyes close, but That's tough to do But I like so I think a lot of people do go in there and they kind of use it almost like a like a bartender like a therapy session Huh, do you think that he was sowing seeds because like he liked her and thought maybe he could say something up? Yeah, I think you were I think you're on the money. I think he was definitely sowing some sympathy seats. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, but she was very like, you know, oh, you poor baby, oh, that's wrong. Oh, what is wrong with her? And he's like, you know, I just work all the time. Just bring money home. That's all I do is work, work, work, so, so I can provide, you know, he's setting that up though. Right.

Oh, that is his wife? His wife, yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah, I don't think I would tell a complete stranger that. Yeah. Yeah, the guy I go to speaks very, like he's a very heavy Italian accent. So I'd say a good 70% of the shit he says,

I'm like, I have no idea what you're saying right now. It's very loud and they call each other bro. It's like that kind of environment, but I just like the way he does the beard. So I deal with it. He wanted to, um, he makes products and shit. And I figured out what he meant eventually, but he has this die that, you know, hair die, that he's like, it works for beards, and he wanted to like die my beard brown, like, and then put it on Instagram or something,

and I was like, you went let him? Fuck no way. How long would take that to grow out, permanent die in a beard? Years. But it might look good though. Oh, and if it doesn't. That's what it looks like. I like it the way it is now.

Just great. Yeah, whatever the fuck like whatever comes my way. That's what I'm taking a dirty blonde. So now I have a blonde beard and blonde hair that looks normal and a fifty-year-old man. I mean that would look weird. Are there any guys out there with blonde hair and blonde beard? Like real blonde? Like, uh, the dirty blonde. I tell her from, from the front of the Aveship. You ever think about trimming your beard?

Do you think it's just that long for life, eh? It gets, every time I go, it gets trimmed a little bit on the bottom, but it's, it's probably about this long forever. I, I, I can't see taking it off for anything less than a bunch of money. Like what would the reason be? You would have one.

Not even take it off like half a third or... Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, I don't really think about it that much. It's like, all right, where it is soon. Yeah. I like it. I like it.

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Girls coasting on their good looks and shit. Why the fuck would a mid-20s girl get more compliments than a dude in his fifties. I know I want to tell the trouble to grow this beer. How what did she do? She was born and then was pretty. Like how the fuck is that an accomplishment? Just is. I know. I know. I know. Put it up against anything I've done. People would be like that matters more. I can't disagree. Hey guys we got a couple complaints from some listeners from about last week's episode. Oh shit. Would you guys want to hear some emails?

Is it the one I did on Skype even though I was still sick? It has a new video. It has a new video personally. You want to hear a couple emails of you guys? I want to see what you guys thoughts on this are because I have my own feelings on how to address it. I want to see if they guys thoughts on this are because I have my own feelings I'm out of address if I want to see if they line up with you guys Show me this lady who yelled at you for parking like that. I don't know how to talk to you I

Love the podcast they start off with it's always entertaining my only complaint was that you were too mean to Mike last week going on and on about him eating Ass that was just wrong Mike sons listen to TSD How do you think that makes his sons feel? From Julia's have sick. How would you, but she's it, but this is, it's a came to me. It's just she goes, how would you feel if your daughter's listened to the podcast and heard things like that said about you? I think it's getting old. And then I got another one. That's not referring to me. Is it that's the mic stuff.

Yeah, I think it's wrong that you guys kept going on and on about Mike liking to eat. This is from a different person? Different person? Who cares? That's between him and his wife. I heard you say on a previous episode that Mike's sons listen to the podcast. That's crossing the line. Mike's sons should not have to hear about Mike eating ass or liking to eat his mother's ass. I agree. Mike's sons.

I miss all the Mike's sons listens to the podcast. You know Mike's sons had to hear about his dad eating his mom's ass and liking to eat it. That's wrong at so many levels. That's real guys should stop talking about it. Now. What if you would stop writing in about it. But like. First off. let's hear your thoughts. Hey, I did fuck up, bring it up on a podcast. He put it out there for, for public consumption. Right. Of course. That's nice pun. We did this nice. We did this podcast for almost a decade without ever once discussing Mikey. We didn't lean on that. No timing came up, this is Mike 7.

And the dig about how would you feel if your girls heard you talk about that, like something like that on podcast? Well, fucking first off, I fucking would never say that on a podcast. Oh yeah, you know that, I haven't thought of it. Maybe if Mike never brought it up in the fucking first place and brag to these guys. Puh. Yeah. I'm sorry, you know, but like why am I to be fucking like chastised for fucking what he brought

up? I never would have known about it. If he didn't bring it up. No, no one would have. If he didn't want it known or he didn't, if he was like concerned, and like, well, this will, this get back to people I don't want to hear about it. Well, then fuck it, why would you say it?

Right, anything you say and put out there, you have to assume will, like, like just because it was brought up again, and only brought up again because Mike was confronted with it in public. Yes, not because we said anything. Yeah. Yeah. I felt, yeah, I was really fucking annoyed at this, confronted with it in public. Yes! Not because we said anything. I was really fucking annoyed at this wagging at the finger of me and you guys for as if

we crossed the line. Well the one thing I do agree with is that before you say anything, think about how it will affect Mike's kids. And if Mike would want them to hear that, fuck you, you fucking idiot. I wasn't charged with raising Mike's children or anyone else's children. So Mike is in charge of who, if his kids listen to this podcast or not. I'm not gonna fucking curtail what I say around what Mike fucking offend the delicate sensibilities of the Zapsick children. And this has nothing to do with Mike. I'm not, I'm not, this is like a, like, what's

these assholes who rode in? Why would, what? Well, it's around Patreon. I checked, I checked the emails, either one of them on Patreon. So good to, you believe, better believe, I was like, let me see if they're on or not. I'm like, I don't know, I feel like,

ask a 2020. I don't, I wouldn't Ask 820 20 I don't I Wouldn't I wouldn't do something like that so why like to use that analogy of like how would I feel? I don't feel is a fair. I would feel like I shouldn't have said it That's how I would feel That's how much it feel if Mike's even upset you don't know that he is these people are getting upset on his behalf Mike hasn't said anything to me about it. So I don't know that he is. These people are getting upset on his behalf. Mike hasn't said anything to me about it, so I don't know that he cares.

I don't know. He's got an ex-guok around about it the other day. And I'm sorry, if Mike's kids hear that, maybe they say, well, I mean, you don't wanna think about him doing it to your mom, but you're like, I mean, I want, level, you have to be like, my dad's of kind of a fucking pimpy,

he's into this weird shit, he's into the chocolate pudding. Like, he's an interesting guy, he's more than just my dad. He's a the chocolate pudding. Like, he's an interesting guy. He's more than just my dad. He's a fucking human being. Okay, so at 15, if you heard Edgar was into that, you would have been like, my dad, Edgar's interestinger,

you'd be like, oh my God. I mean, at the time, I would be like, like I hear it on a CB radio or something. I was like, Edgar, look, he got your ears on. I kind of get the feeling you would be like, wow I am so fucking impressed with my dad. No but later on in life, later on in life I would be like, I would be like, wow. Because we all look at our parents is like, oh that's my mother, that's my father, it's very one dimensional.

Yes. You never take a step back and you're like, like your mom was a whole person before you came along. And then that person changed, and then that person changed again, and now she's in a constant state of change. Yeah, so like, do you really, like if you were to be like, hey, Pam and Edgar, do you know Brian?

No, absolutely not. The people of the listeners of Tellum Steve Dave know me way better than Pam and your ever would So I don't know what my point was I'm trying I just totally lost it. We're very bad for Yeah, I just felt like like all this like all of a sudden now we have to Like curtail speech about because, oh I think I thought we lost cute. No, I just noticed it.

He's doing his emojis. Yeah, I give you guys a thumbs up. Like you guys know I prove of what you say. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's just kind of lurked me that they would use that analogy about my daughter. So if you, of course because you're very measured in what you say that you wouldn't want to get back to your kids. Exactly.

And that's not for everybody. I mean, listener who wrote that in, both of you guys who wrote that in, if he didn't want it out there, he could have edited it out. That was not a live broadcast. He could have taken the time, but like, you know what? I out. That was not a live broadcast. He could have taken the time, be like, you know what? I'd rather have that not in that podcast. He has control of that podcast. It's his podcast. I mean, but it's his studio.

But he could take that out. He has what's it called executive privilege? Right. You know, he could comment here the whole file. Yeah. I mean, he wouldn't because of those guys. I think they be like oh, you're gonna take our file Yeah, but he before he gets it to them. I would be like I'm gonna take that out guys I'm sorry. Oh, then like just to lead oh fuck man. Yeah, all that good ass eating talking out

That is I can't believe that one person wrote in about that little one too, let alone to that is a completely unrealistic way to look at things that we shouldn't talk about something that Mike brought up because his kids who listen to it may and I from what I understand they like what I break my walls. So like, straight when I stop. Yeah, yeah, although again, I'm 15 and I understand they like what I break my walls so like I stop yeah, yeah, although again I'm 15 and somebody's coming down on it. It's pretty funny I don't

enter a fucking human about it. There's no possible way he can think of something best to come back out. Well, let's see, we're going to talk one more time about, well, insurance, life insurance. All kinds of insurance. This is about the sci-fi, the year 2020 shows up a lot. Some people predicted we'd be teleporting to work or living on Mars. Those predictions are wrong. The truth is is we'll always get the future wrong, which is why we need to get life insurance. Yeah. I drop dead. So who's going to take

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I put all we put all the money a master, Marvel master works hard covers, add a print and hard covers. Yeah, so. So it's not liquid right now. Yeah. That's not. Yeah. I got like 15 shelves of add a print hard covers that,

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It almost happened to Q. Remember when you had that, you had the butt-uck incident with where you fell off the RV? Oh, you broke your tailbone, your coccyx. RV? Oh, the ATV. Oh, that's true. The ATV.

I broke two ribs, I didn't break my tailbone. Oh, I thought it was a tailbone. Okay, sorry. Could it could have punctured your heart though or your lung? I can't man. I still have nerve damage. Enough with this shit. And I need you around.

You guys must have to have incredible insurance on IJ right? It's a theoretical stance you guys do. You don't really see that many things. I saw you jump off a cliff. Not you but like one of the punishments. Yeah but I mean like you know. In a water for every day. I saw Mike jump on a cliff cliff Ming-C. I'm checking my email. Yeah, I just got two more emails to work in place

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alligator more than me I really did with the tape Yeah, I was like why are we doing this? I felt so bad, but There you go again to get the way in in your own punishments. You made yourself a pair of shoes after that anyway Two allocators have a lot of germs like when you get real close and up and up and up and personal with them like They got to have salmon. Eleonella that would be my guess. Did you have any precautions? You got any shots before you got into the pen with the alligator? No, that's not really. You want to see alligator diseases?

If you heard about the new theory of what's causing the coronavirus, it's just like it's all lies. It's just really weird looking like armored plated mammal that... That's a penguin. Yeah, it's like a... I've never seen... That's a penguin? Yep.

And it's endangered already and they fucking still won't stop eating it over there. Yeah, that's... Wait, what's that like? Oh, so they're eating something that's doing this? Well, they eat... They definitely eat this endangered species and that's supposed to do it. What kind of species is it? Oh, it looks like a little... A penguin?

Pangolin. Pangolin. Pangolin. It's a weird look and creature. It doesn't even look like it's from this earth. It looks like something that if you ever saw it, let alone, would you want, not even want to be in the room, but you would never even want to be like, hey, you know what, let's eat that.

Yeah, I mean, is it just because of that culture where there's too many of us there's not enough food We got to eat everything we got to eat this and eat our fucking toenails. We got this other fucking bullshit. No one would ever eat A pangolin okay. Oh my god Look at it isn't it fucking nasty looking holy fuck how would you even know? Yeah, you would you would run from it not knowing You don't think it's you think it's cute. I think it's pretty cute No, no, I would be afraid of that looks like an alien. It looks like an armadillo. It's a scale-ian eater Armadillos are fucking disease-ridden too

I don't know if that's coming up in season 12 of iJ The guys eat lemurs of iJ but uh the guys eat lemursers. Yeah don't keep your distance from armadillos. Yeah tonight's big loser has to eat a roadkill armadillo. Yeah they're related to sloth armadillos and eaters these penguins. Oh so now they've found the culprit. How quickly do you think they'll find a cure, Q? Uh, fuck you're talking to somebody with absolutely zero science knowledge whatsoever. So I'm going to say three weeks. Oh, he's so cute. I don't know. I talked to somebody getting a couple of some lady getting put into a box on like,

it was on the back of a pickup truck and it's like these military looking guys. Yeah like they approach like somebody is doing a camera phone and they approach her on the street and it's like they talk to her and then they walk her over and she gets into this metal box and then they like lock it like a little cage. Do you think it may not even be from an animal and that maybe some sort of like warfare germ that got out. Now, because it's really just doing what every other flu does, it's just the old and the really young or the sick who are in danger.

And that ain't us. So fuck it. But it's a but it's new though. You know, and it looks and it looks like unlike any other virus they've ever seen before, it has a crown. Oh, like it's like a like a like the royalty of viruses man. It's like big e-smalls. It's kind of I'll tell you why, if anybody on the IJ Cruises,

he's even suspected of having it. We throw them over the side of the ship. I got an email that said they weren't allowing anyone to board who had been to wherever in China in the past couple weeks, you know A lot of precautions going on. Do you think you'll have a Anybody who was who was recently in China getting on the IJ cruise? I would think that would be very unlikely, right? I think I think quite unlikely are you guys on in China? That some nationals would come over, you know and be like oh, IJ crew breathing all over They got pangolin breath

You're not still not scared last time we talked you said what you're your Your anxiety rating was at a at a one, right? You were still at a one? Yeah, I don't think it's gonna be bad. It'll be fine. Wow, I've never felt, you know, I think that puts a little, puts my anxiety at ease to hear.

You're not anxiety about it. Not a lot. Even the listeners are so infrequent like you know there's not really a ton of cases in the states I'm healthy enough. I'm not worried. Oh so it's all about oh so it's only your you're healthy enough but what do you think though like if like is would bribe able to withstand it you think. I think so. Yeah. Anything is healthy enough. I think so. Yeah man. Yeah no he had fucking sniffles. He was down for fucking 12 days. Nice sniffles, you mean the sinus infection and the flu?

But I still have. He still hasn't got rid of it. Yeah, it developed into bronchitis. Well, the problem was that like two days after I got it, like I had just gotten over the headache part of the sinus infection and immediately Mary Beth and Sage got sick. So I got a fucking take had just gotten over the headache part of the sinus infection and immediately Mary Beth and sage got sick so I got a fucking take care of these two because whoever's been sick the least amount of time, you know, or the most amount of time, they're the ones for

some reason who have to fucking take over. So then, you know, I probably got them sick. Probably, but still. I told Mary Beth I was like, don't come so close to me. No, no, no, you know look at this I mean the girl's only human Some miserable shit long too. Oh my god You you you had like two weeks in hell right? Yeah, two weeks. It's suck

But yeah, like so I just I couldn't catch up, you know like because I'm trying to help them out I got to take sage to the doctor and all this other shit Catch up to what? Can't like like rest enough like I probably needed a couple more days, but what the fucking in it like I got Yeah, you're fucking you that's you gotta do what you gotta do got to do what I got to do Chris what the fuck right? Mm-hmm got coronavirus We all got it now. Yeah.

It's all you. All right, cute. Well, we'll be setting sail. Yeah, two days. Two days. Today is Saturday, right? Saturday, yeah. Yeah, I'll be there tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to the spacewalky shows. I'm thinking to be, uh, gonna be great. I'm gonna be able to record these. Yeah, we recorded them over here, no? Yeah, last year for some reason, we weren't able to get that second show, but I'm gonna bring my own recorder this year. That was a good one. That was a really good one.

But I asked them a couple of times, and they were just, they kept sending me the same file. So I didn't know if like maybe Maybe there was some Something from the inside that was like from on up high. I was like this one should not get out. Yeah, I don't so It wasn't bad. It wasn't anything like that in there. No, it's just really funny. Yeah We may be able to with some of the stuff I have we may be able It's pretty funny. You get told me he's gonna be on Wednesday night

Oh, yeah, all you guys are on Wednesday night. All the guys are on Wednesday night, dude You've been on so many cruises. No cue. I think you're fucking ready to fucking take on the captain's fucking hat and fucking take control of that fucking ship and steer it I mean how many cruises you been on now and take control of that fucking ship and steer it. I mean, how many cruises you've been on now? Well, this is the fourth Joker's cruise. We did the Jericho one. We filmed on a different cruise. So in like the past five years,

I've been on plus a buddy of mine who got married on a cruise. I've been on like seven cruises in the past five years. I earn those fucking stripes, man. Yeah, you should command, you should commandeer that fucking ship when you get on here, throw it a fucking captain in the brig and fucking is that all it takes is being

a passenger five times that he allowed to come in here with a ship. I guess if you're from like like you have celebrity blood. Oh, he's got a big difference. He's got some juice, you know, you could get up there and tell the captain that he's he's fucking now. Yeah, it's like first mate. Yeah, take a powder. Has anyone ever gotten thrown in the brigdoring in IJ cruise? I've never heard that, but... Why didn't the rumors last year that they were raiding people's rooms for drugs? Didn't you tell me that? No, that wasn't me that told you. If I had known that, I would have been a lot more careful about hiding them. I heard a rumor that like they did a raid on somebody's

room for drugs last last one. Well I can't imagine it being personal use. Don't you need a warrant to go into the room? No. I don't know what the rules are out at sea or in international waters. I don't know. You deputized themselves and ran into someone's room. Tell them Steve Dave. Tell them Steve Dave. Hey Walt here with just a few quick announcements before we end the show. Want to let you guys know there's a new Prussian kissing skull t-shirt up for pre-sale now on the Tom Steve Dave merch table site. Yes, that's right. This never before scene design comes from the shirt.

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