Tell Em Steve-Dave - #434: Are You My Mother?

Episode Date: February 21, 2020

TESD welcomes a rare guest

Q showed up when Walt was 30 and then Walt acknowledged him as a friend when he was 50. I don't want to over like a cancer joke. No, thanks for coming. You can. You never watch porn with your mom. We have the impractical joke is movie premieres. This Friday, February 21st, please go. Please I'm begging you to go see it. Tell them Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. I am here with Walt. I am here with Q. And I am here with a guest. We do not normally have guests here. Now, almost never. No, not anymore. We used to have more but we just kind of got out of it.

Once in a while. Yeah. But tonight we have a guest that I feel like you should introduce. Uh, this to me is the biggest guest we'll have in the show water shed moment you sir without a doubt and my favorite guest will have a Mm-hmm, and then we've had some do'sies. We've had some do'sies We've had some people that I that I've really looked up to and really admired, but this person Uh, I love in a way that I could never love

another human being on the entire planet. Now everyone's like, the beginning has been on the show before. I know, I know, and it's not getting them. I know people heard about me hugging, getting them and crying together on his lawn and thought that that might turn a new page for us, but I've started ignoring his texts now as I have before. Pre-Burn.

Well, he's just learned what he's doing with his after-Burn life. And you're like, I don't want to part of this nonsense. He's so stupid. So not get him. Not get him. But we have Carol Quinn, my mother. Whoa, look at this. This is something, right?

Well, this is a get in the podcast. First parent to be on, unless like I was yelling at them and you could hear them in the background. I yelled at my mom one story and commercial. My mother is in town for she wasn't originally supposed to be on well. My mother was in town for we have the impractical yoga's movie premieres. This Friday, February 21st, please go see it. Yes.

Please I'm begging you to go see it. But the premieres tomorrow night and my mom is in town for that. And she said something in the car today that I was like, oh, I have to call the guys and see if they're able to record tonight. And that was my, do you remember what I'm talking about? Yes, I do. So I, I, I, I'll throw it in. So I said, well, it's my mother. So then one of the lines of like, well, you know, blah, blah, blah, you got to tell people you're going to see the movie. Kind of tongue in cheek thing. I wasn't really relying on her for marketing. And her

answer was, would you say, ma? Well, I said, what can I say? I'm going to tell everybody how fantastic the movie is. And they have to go see it, especially if they're fans of impractical jokers, which I'm one of their biggest fans. But I really haven't seen the movie yet, so I don't know what to say about it. I'm assuming it's going to be great. So you won't tell people to go see your son's movie until you have confirmation that you

like it? Well, he has the thing, there's a surprise guest in that movie too, when I'm a little I don't want to tell people to go see your son's movie until you have confirmation that you like it. Well, he has a thing, this is a surprise guest in that movie too, when I'm a little nervous about that. Oh, right, my mother's in the movie. So it's you on movie too. It is my movie too. And you're still not going. But I can't, yeah, I don't know. Your integrity is so high that you won't even tell people to go see your movie. No, I am going to say you should go, especially if you're a fan.

But you can't, but you don't stand by it. Of course I stand by it. I know it's going to be great, but I can't. You can't be 100% sure. I didn't see it. You don't want to be too closely aligned to it in case it's a turkey. Like if it comes out, you want to be able to distance yourself a little bit from it. If it comes out in its state.

But I can't distance myself. I wish I could, but I can't. In it. Yeah, but you could be like, oh, he didn't, I didn't know what the rest of the movie was like. They just shot that one bit with me and, and, uh, man, you could be like, I have a source script. I, I did never see it. I never saw a script. Well it really was no script. Well I know. But yeah. But you know if you're going to see this movie wait and see what they had me do and then you'll understand. I think I'll have to go see it just to find out what's going on. Well we could talk about that Part can we I already talked about it on Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, okay. Did you hear that? Yes, I did Did you hear me say your name on Jimmy can't on Kimmel and talk about how you were in a porn movie? Yes

I don't think it's a whole porn movie. I think it's just a little bit on that side Soft core as they said yeah, so what happened? Well, one of the wall faces up. He's disturbed. He's upset. You never watch porn with your mom So what happened Walt is on on a on a day off, you know, we don't have a lot of days off You the movie but on a day off James Murray flew to to the polka knows pencil anew when my parents live and they shot My mom and my dad. It's just fucking crazy. It's hysterical. Excuse me. I mean, it's well It's crazy where my dad knocks on the door and he's wearing a hat that says pool boy on it And he's like I heard what it was that I like I or the plumber he's wearing a hat

They were three different well They was three different sketches or maybe four and I don't know what they decided to use So my mom opens the door and it's my dad wearing a shirt that Jack hat that says plumber on he's wearing a wrench And he goes I hear your pipes need cleaning and then it goes into like a tongue-in-cheek kind of fake-forward thing But I didn't know they did it and then in the movie I'm supposed to be showing you know in the presentation bits where we show one thing and another thing pops up So that comes up and then that comes up. And I didn't know they did it. So my reaction to seeing my parents in a, you know, even a tongue-in-cheek porn movie is tabbed throughout the movie yet. Well, I want to see that expression in your face. I can't

wait to see that. I saw that bit. And I watched some of the movie and I did see it. It's really good. It actually is funny. I'm not just saying it. It's one of the movie and I did see it. It's really good. It actually is funny. I'm not just saying it. It's one of the high points in the movie. I'm a little bit nervous about it. I'm knowing for my integrity. I'm going to go on. Yeah.

So. I thought you guys did a good job, the both of you. Like your dad's pretty, I mean, he's your dad. He's dead pen. Yeah. But he's good. Yeah. Yeah.

No, he got into it. He got into it. And then they make fun of me throughout and stuff like that. In the movie? My parents, yeah. Yeah, in the movie. In the porn movie. Yeah, and they make fun of me a little bit of that. Yeah, but we had James directing us and I'm going out.

At one point, I put my hands on my face and I says, I think this is enough, I says, we're done. I just, I like it. She called Cut. I do it anymore. She went to a trailer a little bit embarrassing Wow one of these These temperamental stars you had to deal with them. I didn't have to deal because I didn't know No, he didn't know that so the movies and are rate rate of movie PG-13

Really even with the word porn in it here's his little tidbit feel Walt the original rating from the MPAA. Radar. We guys have to make changes, huh? We have to make changes, yeah. We fought them on some changes and lost everyone. Yeah, we should hire Dersherwoods like Captain. Yeah, why don't you guys pour millions

into the legal budget? Yeah. Two weeks. Yeah, so it is PG-13, but that doesn't mean that there's a... They cut out one of my favorite jokes of the entire movie. So it was given an R based on jokes. Jokes, there's no... Well, was it language?

No, not really, it's not really. Because it's like the hidden camera thing, we could bleep them. In hidden camera, it's not like a narrative. So if we bleep it, people know what we're saying. It's not just right there. It was just jokes. But how do they, I don't understand, how does the MPA not let you,

not allow you a joke? I had a line where one point, Sal and I were ripping each other and it was, it's all, you know, made up as we're going. Right, right. And he's making fun what I'm wearing. And I go, you, I go, look at your shirt, he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt. I go, you know, made up as we go. Right, right. And he's making fun when I'm wearing it. And I go, you like, oh, look at your shirt. He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

I go, you look like Tom Sellers, climaxed all over your shirt. I was like, that's it. And they said that that's too sexual. That's right. And I was like, what are you talking about? I was like, wow. I say climax. I'm like, I don't even say that.

Right. Yeah. So it was like a little of the snips like that here and there that had to get cut out. I'm gonna get it a bunch of Like who is the MP who are they just as arbitrary group of people who are like here's what you can and can yeah And I call that. I'm green you know who directed the hatching movies and frozen and Victor Crowley And I asked him for his advice and his advice was basically like

Just give up his advice and his advice was basically like just give up. He goes, because he's like, they're not going to change it. We fought and we didn't win a single fight. And they don't have to. They don't have to. I have to think they don't have to. No, not at all. You're relying on their benevolence, which I can't imagine they have.

There is not, right? They don't, they care nothing for America's, too, and Chris. Does this bug you that your boys trying to exist in a climate that's like a Soviet era of Russia? Does it bug you that your boys trying to exist in a climate that's like a Soviet era of Russia? Does it bug me? Yeah, all this censorship. Should he be able to say that his Tom Selec joke without fear of well, here's the thing. I'm not on anybody's side.

But if they want to keep it. What is it, GP? That's interesting. GP? I'm PG 13. All right, PG 13. If you want to keep it PG 13, and I'm sure that's what you want to do because a lot of your fans are children and young adults, okay?

So you want to keep it that way. And if they're saying, okay, this is R because of this, And you want to keep that rating, you have to do what they say. How far do you let them go, though? How far can you bend before you snap? Because I have the answer if you want it. Well, what is your answer? Because I wouldn't know. Usually it's one question and then I fly into a rage and confront anyone who's trying to tell me not to do something. It's a different type of snapping. Right, yeah. He's talking about it.

Yeah, it involves legality, but you know, not that kind. So the movie comes out this Friday. This Friday from the start. Yeah, we're all excited about it. Have you ever been to a movie premiere before? No, this is my first time on scientific events. You're gonna be a guest of honor. Well, he's the guest.

He's one of the stars. Yeah, you're in it. She has one of the top three best jokes of the movie. And what are you referring to? It's all about him. Are you referring to just the movie or in general? No. Like growing up and stuff.

No, it wasn't all about him growing up. No, not at all. I have two of the sons and it was about all three of them. Did that just start when he got famous? And completely out of touch. When did it become all about him? It never became all about him. Maybe he thinks it does.

These are pretty grounded guys. It's about him. Tomorrow night is about him. That's a joke grounded guy. It's his life. It's about him. Tomorrow night is about him. That's what you should. And his friends. Well, you wander around that retirement community you live in, bragging about your accountant son, do you? Yeah.

Hey, I know how that feels. Do you? Yeah, I know how that feels. Hey, wait, remember, we were sitting around on the cruise last year, and she was going on and on about some dude in the military. Remember? She was like, oh, so and so son was like a war hero

and you got annoyed by that. Something like that, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Was really not even that impressive Herod tip having like your eyes That's no that's what I was laughing about first. I wasn't really On about some guy appealed potatoes in the only like an in Minnesota for four years And I go you're on my boat You got a listen to this guy. Oh, you got a boat? No, the cruise, the cruise. Oh, cruise. Yeah, he bought the pearl. I actually still not impressed.

Talking about the cruise, I mean, this was one of the best cruises ever. Yeah. It was great. It was so much fun. Yeah, from the minute I got on to the minute, I got off. It was wonderful.

Let's couple of cruises. So thank you for that. You know, I don't mean to use a pun, but like the waters were a little rough at first with me and your mom after that first space monkey show. Oh, man, that was your fault. Well, it was your fault for going to the show. I was gonna say what I was gonna say.

That was happening regardless. No, no, no. I think your feelings got hurt there, Brian. You think my feelings got hurt? I think you're feeling scared. Well, of course, I don't watch it. I don't really have feelings But I didn't want you to be mad at me. What? I didn't want you to be mad at me. I wasn't for something I didn't right. Well, you got upset you stormed out your love. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, actually, what made me storm out was not so much what you said. Oh, was it? Was my son said something I didn't like at all. Yeah.

What did I say? So this whole time, I thought it was all me. You really want me to go through that? Of course, yeah. What do you think about that? That's all we do. Look at her rezoning. She's letting it up.

Well, okay, here's the thing. Can you clean it up? You know what? PG 13. I thought it was very, very... In poor taste. Oh, I don't remember the whole thing. It was something about being on a ship, but this part I remember. Okay, it was about... This is what made you so on that?

Well, it was one of the things and it was, it was the straw. You were talking about a kid with cancer. Yeah. And you said, so this kid with cancer died. Wouldn't it be great if we put him in a coffin and just shoved him out to see? Yeah. And that I thought was, that's, that I thought was the most horrible thing you could ever say.

Well, I remember. Of course, what do you mean what? And you're living at me like that's not a bad, that's a good thing. Is that what about all these people who Do have cancer and they heard something like that Michael. I was horrible burial. It's see as a very nice like a Viking funeral. Yeah I'm not talking about the burial it to you was it was you were joking you was just Joking the whole thing. I don't know. Well, you got it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it So I did get out. He's got to be edgy. I don't know. He's got if he's going to do anything. He's got to he's got to walk that line between

horrible bad taste and he gets somewhat funny. Well, I didn't like it. baseline funny. So I did get up. I did get up and I walked out because it was not for me. Okay, you broke my father and toe What did you grab and me come with you? Well, I think he was ready to go So cancer than God this whole time. I thought it was just me. I didn't know that Because we made up and we spent time on every cruise together Wait a minute. Wait a minute, but now here's the thing This is why I thought we had these hard feelings and I'm glad it's coming out because I Thought you were mad at me for walking out and

And I Well, wait a minute. I told some relatives. I'm not telling you who I told but I told someone I says Between you and me Gotta tell a sweet soul. No, no way. You could tell. No, not telling you. Too much integrity between you and me. Don't tell my son that I walked out. Right? I let me do it. It wasn't even you. I said, just don't tell my son that I walked out the next day. I come backstage for something and you're the one who said,, I heard you walked down and go what how did he find out that I walked out I know I had no idea

Everybody in the cruise knows who you are Well anyway, so then when you got up and walked out the words gonna get back to us that to me I guess I can hang out with your son Brian anymore and I said I said I Guess not the victim playing the victim car. Yeah, and that was it You were in the talk to make me year and a half after that. I don't really see it that often, but on the next cruise, I know. We got together. So, don't tell me, don't tell me the hot feelings

were on my side. I didn't have any hard feelings. I thought I would never get mad at you if you're like, this is too much. I agree, it is too much, but these are things I need to say. Can't you remember the cancer can do? Yes, what happened was I was asking Sal, you have options, you do different things. And I said, you know, you have to go on

a children's hospice cruise. Yeah. And, you know, they go out and then when they came back and see the parents at the port who are hopefully waiting and they're like, no, just shake their head like, no, your kid didn't make it. And then you were like, why couldn't you just put them in a coffin and like, no, just shake their head like, no, your kid didn't make it. And then you were like, why couldn't you just put them in a coffin

and like, float in the sea? Like, why do you gotta bring them all the way back? Right, right. I can't. That's an issue. I just sit in like, a little dark. It's a little crudish to walk out on that dark.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. What was the time of you one anyway? He's totally on your side, yeah. I mean, like, I would have walked that way. Trust me. He's totally on your side yet. I mean, like, I would have walked that way. Trust me, my walk is on your side.

Well, anyway, that was that story. Yeah. And I haven't been to one since. We've probably for the best. You know, well, I don't think I have been to one since. So did you, were you on the last cruise? I was. You didn't get into the 10th space monkeys.

I did not, because you thought there'd be more cancer kids. No, no, it was kind of they do it at 12 o'clock at night. Oh, I'm at a time for many 30 at night. So yeah. You've got as many different cancer jokes. As there are different chances. Well, I tell you one thing. Yeah. Your brother was on Jimmy Danny. Danny. He was on the crew's list. And he went to see the show. And he came back and he says it was the best show on the crew. They left, It is kind of a specific audience, not for everyone. Well Carol Quinn is known for, let's say, backhanded compliments. Oh yeah, those are the ones she delivers. Yeah, yeah, it's good.

What's it like watching this? Because I know, I practically raised your son with you. I mean, I know this kid's answer was what? 2019, yeah, yeah, 18 so young. Well, you had a big influence on him, I think. And some of it very well, very good. Some of it not so great. Some of it.

Some of it, no, I have to go, we'll be talking about the bear pot. But now we'll talk about the good pot. Some of it, some of it I think you got him through some pretty rough times. So, relationship stuff maybe? I don't know, but, you know, I'm not getting any of it, but I think you, you, you, you, you did. Well, yeah, I always, you got him through some stuff. I always say there were four people who saved my life and, and in my 20s. And it's Brian Johnson.

It stays in Nutella. It's Salvo, can, it's got Mosher. Without those four people, it would have been a rough one. It would have been rough, yeah. I only had two on one cellguff, I don't know if I'm gonna have a minute. Do I pop up in the 30s? What's up? Do I pop up in the 30s?

You're kicking in the 30s. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom's got me. Just me, proletters, I know one. The other four are forgotten. It is just me. I'm the one who messed them up for the first time.

You're the one to get 20. And maybe do all this hard work in the 30s. Thank you. Thank you, Carol. It takes a million. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, the queue showed up when Walt was 30

and then Walt acknowledged him as a friend when he was 50. It's tough not to crack this one. I've been at it since fifth grade. Well, let's hear about the good stuff, though. You were going to talk about. I think that was it. Well, I was it. I was it. Yeah. I get it. Much like he, it wasn't one sided. Anytime I needed to call someone, this was the guy. If I were upset until this day, if I'm making a call to someone I'm like I'd neither advice cues the guy that's good, you know and vice versa. You need somebody in your life with that So that's good. Yeah, these these are one of these people is like life without cue in it to me is just like

You can't conceive of it A lot of all everybody at the movie theaters is thinking so this week I need more Q. Yeah, so yeah, they need more Q. If the movie flops, if it's a heavens gate, it's a level failure. Ishtar type. Yeah, it is like, it is basically the end of my career and people like sea ministry, they spit at me. It does so bad. How are you handling this in the villages? Now do people... This is an interesting question. This is a good question. Is everyone around, you know, are they aware that this is Q of our order village owets in Florida it's a retirement

retirement it's almost the entire state at this point it's like outbreak in the minute it's great while I love it there you you would like to live in a retirement community yeah really drives around golf carts

sounds like heaven I think that's what happened will probably be like golf costs yeah living in a big retirement community that's what heaven will probably be like golf course. Yeah, like living in a big retirement community. That's what it is like heaven's waiting room So a community that's if you're on vacation, that's where you would go. Yeah, yeah, it's talking Oh, I'm sorry if you're on vacation, that's where you would definitely go. Are there any within the community? Are there any like Are there any within the community? Are there any like Upstarts like the younger ones that are like a little bit boisterous or their people are you like? Hey man, you can't do this stuff bring it over. No, everybody's real cool. Yeah Yeah, I think they're the nicest people in the world. Oh, yeah, they're really good good people and you know

You didn't feel that way when you live in the Staten Island Staten Island You know Staten Island had good people, really nice people, but Staten Island, I didn't start living in Staten Island. Because it was a work thing, you know, you got up in the morning, you went to work, came home, went to bed, got up in the morning, went to work, your family. The wall took sounds like heaven. Oh, it's chicken fingers. in the morning went to work, your family. That's a lot of sounds like heaven.

Oh, it's chicken fingers. Yeah, chicken fingers in there. Yeah, I was always tired, no. Do you find it difficult filling up the hours being retired? Oh heck, no, no. No, first one I, when I first retired, I was afraid that that was going to happen.

I had to browbeat her into retirement. I did. Because that's all I knew. Get out of work. Get out of work. Have a full day at work and come home and whatever. And a couple of nice things on the weekends here and there. But it was no good. You were miserable at the end.

Remember I would be like, oh, I was. I was miserable, but that's all I knew. That's all I knew. You know, and there was the best thing ever. As soon as you can retire, retire, have fun. Wonderful. What are you doing, Walt? You moving?

A religious type situation? So we're somewhere a little bit warmer. I don't know. I don't, I would have to make sure that, you know, there was nobody here that needed maybe if I before I could leave, you know, it had to be seen. Am I Johnson? Yeah.

Where'd the gum go? I have to do it. Every safe in the knowledge that my girls didn't need me and my wife here in Jersey, if they're in Jersey. How old do you girls? 21 and 17. Which sounds close to old enough, but you got to remember I went back to 43. So he's probably going to have to hang out. We don't want them to leave though We're gonna we're gonna hold on to them until until like until So social services takes them for us. Yeah, like spinsters and shit We're not gonna let them leave it'll probably be important told me Yeah, they need you still definitely

Well, how many times did you come back, Brian? Oh. Why a few times? My nickname at home was Boomerang. I came back until, I came back a couple of times until I was 28, and then that was it. Once I got in the fire department, that's the time I was out.

Yeah. Have you seen anything change in Q? Like since pre-famed to fame I think he's happier I think I would hope Just a little yeah, you mean money and fame does yeah And if you miserable you're a lot more comfortable while you're miserable. You know what it is, he likes doing what he's doing. And he had a rough time finding something that he liked to do.

Well, this was before the fight. Oh, yeah. Did you worry about... I was going to call him Q. Did you worry about... I don't... I really call him Brian, but did you worry about Brian when you was in the far to where you never did it? I didn't think I've really called Brian up. Did you worry about Brian when you know I know I didn't worry about him

This cancer is what you worried about that's what you always say with the fire to pump back to cancer Oh, I don't like you breathing those fumes. I don't like the oh really? No, it's not fun. Well, you know, big enough for him and his tough job I mean they make it sound like and it is The bad one of the best jobs they make it sound like fun because there's such a brotherhood a brotherhood between the men and I guess some of the women I don't even know if there's any women in there there are but and and they love it but it's a very dangerous job and you're going into

and a lot of times it's not just the fire. It's everything that you're breathing in and all those chemicals and things that they put in the houses to build them. And if I died a cancer though, they just shoot me out to see. I would be okay with that. I would be fine with that. I don't think I'm going to be able to do that. Yeah, so yeah, I did worry about that. I do worry about it. You have to worry now, though, right? I mean, what's the thing? You can get a raspberry falling off of a free wheeler. You really don't have to worry about it and getting any real danger being a joker, right?

What do I worry about? I always worry about all the money in the world. I always worry about something. I always find something to worry about. And this job, you say, is there something you worry about? And I always find something to worry about and this job you says is there's something you worry about and I says yes there is I don't like you going on the planes all the time I just I'm afraid the plane is gonna crash. What can I do they not gonna worry you? Have you heard of the bubble system? Just talk about it on the spacebulkies show my mother's wicking whenever I go somewhere

She says she puts a protective bubble around me and I'm still here so you can't disprove that it doesn't work, right? Well, no, I can't. Right. No. His mother was Satan. How do you feel about that? She does not. And now what Wicked's do is, well, it's not really Satan. It's a demon, but it's not really Satan. It's just right. It's Pizzuzu the same demon in the actresses She's a wicking. She's wicking. Yeah, she says she is she doesn't abide by any of the wicking shit She's a most conspicuous consumer you've ever seen in your life. I never saw a hug a tree once Her magic works though you cannot deny her magic works man. Yeah, well listen She claims that what they say some is good white magic. That's

what she says. But she seems to like all the evil witches. You know Wizard of Oz, Maleficent, like all these witches though. She doesn't know that. She thinks the Wizard of Oz is a documentary. It looks a lot like that other guy. So this cruise you really liked. What's your favorite part? You're not going to be a doctor, you're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor.

You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. You're not going to be a doctor. like usually the last night when they all get out on the stage and they're all all hyped up. Not that you're alive. There was somebody miss it. Yeah. My son was missing a little bit, but I knew he was actually doing a tournament, a poker tournament down in the casino and I knew that. Yeah, but I got a

lot earlier on. You did get on stage when the poker to wanna be finished. And I call it shit for it. For being late from the poker tournament? No, no. My mother. For not being up there. My mother believes that I was too drunk the last night of the cruise.

She disapproved. I've heard it twice today. Really? Yes. How drunk is too drunk? Apparently won't. I apparently not able to get to the stage you know he was just kind of you know swaying there and he looked very tired and I was very glad to play for me and I and I thought he had a

little too much to drink well I saw him in his room moments after that. He's weren't that rough. He did. He did. He did. My argument was, Ma, like, if the last day of work, when you're working on a cruise ship, isn't the night to get a little, a little,

a little tooted up, a little, what do we say it? What do you call it? Bladot. Bladot, yeah, that's what you call it. Like, wouldn't you need a mate to do it? You actually did it the responsible way like straight for those first days And then blotting space one and not even that blotting no No, he didn't use the N word so I figured he wasn't that Everywhere now, um, not when I saw he- That went over like a cancer joke.

Now, I face right there. You could say that chocolate jokes. Oh, my parents were on not down. You would think on Staten Island, they might have had a little bit of that in it. No. Now my father was always like, he was always very, same with my father.

Come from a white trash upbringing, and you figure that's the way it would go but like very And he wasn't a black Panther anything, but he was very like ardently Yeah, it's I think because my dad worked in in in Manhattan you broke the Brooklyn right you lived in Brooklyn till you with 19 I did but it was an Italian neighborhood. Yeah, and like starting night fever very Was it like that? I had a very shelter. I had a very shelter. Oh, it's not a little more here. Yeah, even living in Brooklyn. It was very shelter. Yeah, thank you. Had to be in the house by nine o'clock.

If I was standing on the street corner talking to friends, my mother would come down the block and say, inside at 19. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But they lived in like an enclave. It's not like this anymore. It's like, they would want a time with buy a house. And then another time would build a house next door. And they were all people from the old country that knew each other already. And it was a big neighbor who was family.

It was friends. Little Italy? Was that it or not? It wasn't little Italy, but it all could have been little little little little little. Yes You would go for Sunday we But there was parties every night at someone's house every night all kinds of food And that's my point was that you'll fuck up every night. Yeah, well he made his home made wine which was great Well, Cuscott has made wine, which was great. Well, Cus got his Cus Bruce, though.

Right, he does. He does. He's a pound and people are going to wonder. Like, that's so good. Yeah, no different than grandpa. I got a drink by only. My mother was not so happy with grandpa sometimes. That was so good.

See, my grandfather drank it. He didn't make it. He would drink it, and then he wouldn't see him for a couple days. He'd come home and drink some more. I'm not going to do it. My grandfather used to make it and then you wouldn't see him for a couple days. You can't have him drink some more. My grandfather used to make it and put it in these unidentified bottles. So they think it sort of looked like grape juice. So one time my brother Danny started drinking.

Oh man. Oh yeah, he must have been about eight years old. Well, that was probably my fault. I'm sure it was my fault because I took the wine left over. We live in a standout. And I just took the glass of wine and I put it on the top shelf and the refrigerator. So there goes my son. He decides, he thinks it's grape juice or whatever he thinks it is. And he drinks this whole glass of wine.

And it's strong. This wine is not weak wine. It's a nice strong, bold bold wine and he got so sick. I mean, I probably should have taken him to the hospital. He was so white, so white. In retrospect. Yeah. I could have been having charges. Do you ever go back to the old neighborhood?

Oh, sure. My brother still lives in that area. Same house, right? Round the corner from where I used to live. The house that I grew up in, and he was born there too, and my oldest son was born there. They knocked that down. Yeah, it's not there anymore. So, yeah.

I wish it had been a tourist. Right? Oh, that was the cute one. That cute one. How was born in, yeah. I wish you guys had never sold that. What a great building. It was a three, three, three,

well, with the basement. Well, it's really, it was two apartments. Upstairs and downstairs. And a big, quite a bit of basement, but no. I mean, it could have been a basement apartment. Anyway. It's really was to two apartments up stairs and downstairs and Could have been a basement, but no, I mean it could have been a basement apartment Anyway, you know sold it for like a million dollars. That's probably worth a little worth like 10 million now probably So yeah, man could have been like the trumps it would have been the quiz was it by the bar please? No, no because they sold all that property for big money. No, no, it was just a Two two small lots in the middle of a block small

Well, it was beautiful really From right from I don't know They were farmers from Italy and like yeah, where are you from what part of it? Oh, it's Chervinata. Provincia. They have a Lena It's a little talk about that. That's where Tony soprano's from of a Lena. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, so it's a little bit about that's where Tony sopranos from have a leaner. Yeah. Oh, yeah, really? Yeah, so it's a mafia real it's no no such thing of course you say that I'm sorry I'm sorry about Walter. I'm sorry about that. He's a group.

Was that like a cancer joke? I'm sorry. I was worse. I didn't know. I was stereotyping all these Italians, laughing them all in. I mean, to like to surprise us, I had something that would bug like this. So your Sunday gravy came out of the jar.

It didn't bother me. You know who it bothered? I tell you who it bothered. It bothered 90. Well, Brian, of course, two grandmothers. My mom was fully Italian. His mom, his, his other grandmother, my husband's mother was all Italian also. She used to love Frank Sinatra.

And when they would say something about Frank Sinatra, they would say, oh, he's in the Italian. Mafia, that's why he's got so big. You mean the truth. She would got so big and you mean the truth She would get so pissed and denied it and she wouldn't even talk to the people anymore who said that and so she loved Frank Sinatra So yeah, but he's a probably you're going to today still pictures of Frank are I love him I'm still on the wall station all the time Written rule yeah, so grandma Quinn would cut people out if they taught that yes I'm not gonna get whacked. You can't take them down. Some unwritten rule. Yeah. So grandma Quinn would cut people out if they taught.

That, yes, Mackabats. So you would say she had a vindictive streak a little bit. Probably about him or anything to do Italian. She, yeah. She was not a friend. Was she so vindictive that like maybe she desecrated someone's grave after they'd passed away? I doubt that.

No, I don't think that. No, no, no, no. Is there anything that anybody can do that would make you urinate on their grave? Urinate on no. Or possibly if you've had a big meal. Well, I was about to say sometimes I've run by the grave, but you know. Make it home. You happen to notice the headstone of a former enemy So you wouldn't get you wouldn't get into grave Disagration. No, I don't think so. Why would I have you told your mom that you have a hit list? That I have a list of people who's grave. I'm gonna shit on no, I haven't told her right up until this moment

Well, then make it feel good if you do oh, it's gonna make me feel great He's been talking about it for years. Years. Oh, who's on the list? I can't say. I can't say. Only one other person on Earth knows. His mother, his mother. No.

Oh, no. No. No. Oh, so you can't say. Does my mom know who it is? No, I have no idea. I just first heard her hearing about it. Oh, no, she knew the person.

Oh, no, I don't think so. Oh, okay. I'm having them in my 20s. Oh, no, she was a person. Oh, no, I don't think so. Okay. I'm having them my 20s. Would you talk try to talk them out of it? You saw I'm getting in the car. I'm not gonna get it. Really with a paint look on his face like he's been holding something in for a long time. No, I would. I would. I would. He's got a bottle of X-lax and it would bother me if it made him feel good to let him do it. I don't want to why care the guy's dead or the woman's dead He doesn't matter. His reputation. You like it be gets caught though. He's gonna say oh stomach cramps What do you want me to do?

I've been talking about it on this podcast Yeah, but this doesn't get out to the real world He picks up that you got caught in a graveyard doing that right Time overcoming that he doesn't care Yeah, some some Hollywood website Wow, no, I don't yeah, I try to talk about it. I don't think you should do that. Yeah, don't think Need to eat you up inside all that rage I

Need to eat you up inside all that rage It's got to go somewhere may as well beyond someone's grave Yeah, I mean they're ready. What difference does it make? None if it makes you feel better they're dead what it doesn't make it so you're advocating you're not doing anything Practically a co-conspirator That's your boy right there. This motherfucker just got off a cruise. He's cruise, so that he could rush to New York to get to his movie premiere. In her eyes you see he's doing something. He should be boxing that up and selling it on the open market as far as she's concerned. But we don't got it like that here at Tellum's Steve Dave's. We have to do commercials.

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So what it has happened? But why is he, again, looking at me? It's happening. I got a look at one of these two. What am I some kind of, what a funnoik is that what they So I got it. So so Viagra ma was prescription still is, but it was under

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It's just about 10,000 Bluetooth. Oh, it's a mattress size box. Yeah, and he doesn't need them. You'll found out that he's selling them on the black market. That's really where all the money's coming from. Do you think you could take those blue chee tapples? Because what are they? I've never actually seen them yet. They're just tidy little pills. Yeah, pretty much smaller than that. Could I take them and put them in water and mix them up? Like a cocktail?

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Yeah, you had three boys. That's gotta be rough. There's a pleasure Mm-hmm. He always seemed to have his head on his shoulders straight. There you go Yep, yep Okay So head on straight as a kid. Yeah. Never gotten to any monkey shines, no. No, he was a good kid.

Really, really? Yeah, he was really good. No problems. Good parents, good family, yeah. No problems at all. So what do you say? Just because I'm going to fuck up my family. I'm not going to say that.

I mean, that's what everyone else says. She's going to do it in the... So really, I would have thought with Q there would have been some sort of... You know, I used to have people that said to me. You have sons, right? No, I can't stand you because you have such good kids and you never have any problems.

Now, somebody actually said that to me once. And I think... You never told me that. Why would I? It was very nice. Why would you tell me that. That's the great problem. It was very nice. But, no, no, but he has the thing is this. It wasn't true.

I just made it up. I didn't know what else to say. No, because people think, you know, the looking out, you know, how everything is so rosy all the time. And it's never, ever really that rosy. And I was people telling me that, yeah, I don't like you because you have a good life. Well, that's not nice. Well, you see, you think. Did you, did you agree with it? Or you're like, I see why you would envy me. Well, you're like my other two boys, Jimmy and Danny are real problems.

Yeah, they don't show a lot of problems. No. That's me. Well, maybe grandkids. They're exceptional. I'm proud of all my best friends. And those guys didn't get in trouble either. I have a hard time doing a give me the controller. Jim, Jim, Jim was very hyper when he was a little boy.

He always ran around all over the place. He couldn't, couldn't pin him down for five minutes straight. He'd probably be diagnosed with something today. Maybe. Yeah. And then a little bit of at least attention disorder or something, something. Yeah. But I didn't know. I was actually, I got married when I was 19.

I had my first son when I was 21. So I had these three kids and I felt I was a kid myself But I didn't know it you were yeah, yeah, so I didn't really I made some mistakes Of course I made mistakes with all my kids. What would you say was like a mistake that you made like looking back It you like with the wine you like with the wine and the ... That was one of them. Yeah, I don't mean singular, I mean like something that you're like, like if I were to look at the way my parents brought me up, I would hope that, it's probably not, but I

would hope that they would look back and say, oh, we probably should have should have done this differently you know like maybe not waited until I got so angry and just attacked him in a fit of rage when he was nine and kicked the shit out of me that's stuff like that. I know you never know have that. You ever kick a kid in the back? Well no but you know what when I was growing up I got my fair share uh whooped. Oh yeah mm-hmm oh yeah. Oh yeah. I don't. But you seem like you were behaving yourself. You're 19.

You're running out of the shoes. Oh, I was good. My mom, she was always worried. How big of a fear was that I was going to get pregnant before I got married. That was her biggest fear. Hardly seen possible at 19. Well, and I always say I was a good kid. And I was.

But that was probably about average. But that was her fear. That was her fear. That you would get pregnant before you got married. Yeah, she wouldn't even. She wouldn't even have to fear today. Yeah, I probably do. Yeah, I think it is.

Yeah, I think it is. Of course it is. But she was so strict. My father was so strict. I was never allowed to go anywhere. How was I going to ever get pregnant? Do you? I wasn't allowed out. Do you wish they weren't a strict?

I think I had. Or do you think it was an end? Was it probably for the best or no? I think it was probably for the best because I don't regret growing up the way I did. Walt's daughter's just cut an earlier curfew. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I was engaged to my husband. And he was about to say before you, husband, I was about to say. No, no, no, no. He lived in Staten Island and I lived in Brooklyn and we were engaged to get married and his parents had a party at their house. I don't remember what it was. My husband didn't drive at the time. He had a license but he didn't have a car he didn't drive, so we would take the train in and the ferry, you know, to Staten Island

and... Is he older than you? Yeah, he's five years older than me. So we went to the party at his house and was getting late, and he had to take me back home. So my then future mother-in-law called my mother up at night and said Lucy she's she called the Lucy my mother's name is actually Lucia. She said, can Carol stay over my house tonight? I promise I'll put her in another room. The whole family is here. We want her to sleep here. I don't want my son coming all the way to Brooklyn

dropping her orphan. What are you? No, no, no, no, she has to come home, she has to come home. So he had to take me all the way back to Brooklyn and she goes, he could stay here if he wants. I said, okay, so and that's what happened. So even when I was engaged, I was not allowed to sleep out of the house. So, yeah, that's the way it was. How long are you engaged for? A year.

A year? Yeah. We got engaged October 10th. We got married October 10th of the following year. Would you do the same thing with your voice? If they had a... What do you mean? Like would you be like, well, would you say no, Brian, you have to come home from that part? You cannot sleep over. Oh, she definitely did. He was like 27 at my house. She's like, I gotta go. Actually, that was pretty much Kevin Would you were you that strict or you're less strict and your parents were and no, I was less strict Strict right yeah less strict definitely today It's like because I think about my childhood now and I know you guys have the same exact experience

It's like they're like kids today just seems so hyper like seem so hyper like almost like they're in a cage like you can't parents attract at them they they know where they are at all times they're like there were days where I like I would leave the house and then I would come back at 10 o'clock at night and you'd be like how is everything you'd be on the couch watching TV you never worried if me and Keck were running around for five hours and you'd be near for me in the

neighborhood now now because if you had a boy if you had a gal though would you me and Keck were running around for five hours and you'd need a knee up for me. And the neighborhood? No. No. Really? If you had a boy, if you had a gal though, would you feel the same way? I don't know. I would assume yes, but I don't know because I never did. You weren't worried with Cropsy Killer murdering kids and shit. Oh, my Willowbrook. Yeah, you weren't afraid that you would get locked up and Willowbrook.

You want to look on his face in a corner. Yeah, like real dopey Next thing you know he's in a in some sort of institution playing with his own Authorities that he's okay. He's not Yeah, I had to do it for crops he got it Yeah, were you ever ashamed of him like did he ever do anything that you were ashamed of? Yeah. Like, is that done three things today if my parents knew about it? Well, you know.

I have questions on sale. Well, she goes to a podcast. She's saying, well, well. Well, no, well, here's the thing. I'm not, not ashamed of him, but I don't know everything that he did. That's why you're not ashamed because I do. You want to tell me? Ignorance is definitely bliss. Just like money can buy happiness, ignorance can buy happiness too.

Right. You don't want to know, sir. No. What's the use? No. Right? So that was the only, you never worried about him then. No, I never would. Head on the shoulders shoulders. Now what drew you to your husband? I assume that Jimmy doesn't share the ADD thing with your husband. Because a lot of times your husband I'm not exactly sure

if he's awake or not. He is the most even keeled mild manner dude I've ever seen him. I like pretty legendary and he's like a witness. Yeah, Mary Beth said that she've ever seen him. I was like, pretty legendary in his stomach. Yeah, Mary Beth said that she was last year. She was walking through the cruise and like they ran into each other. And he just kept walking. And he looks over, he goes, hey. And she's going back to Q and I weren't about Q.

I think Q is the most street wise person I know. He is like, he has 148 IQ on the streets. You used to. No, I think you still do. I think you're still so street savvy. You're the most street savvy dude I know. Like I would want you to like guide me if I was like on the street. Are the streets paved with ivory like a tower? I mean, I mean, but between the three of us in New York City, yes. Oh, you're like, you're, you're, I would want you in control anywhere on the planet, whether it be like on like in the Grand Canyon or in the middle

of Manhattan. It sounds like that. I'm serious. Like you're definitely the most wisest and just like he's nobody's fool. That's a compliment. From where I come from. New Jersey. Yeah, and he's also wise too, like the wisdom that like he's grown into like the also the wisest person that I know, I think. I mean, that's seriously without any sense of irony. Get addicted to opi for three years, I don't even know why. I'll do it. very nice get addicted to opus for three years only wise anymore

well we got another head we got to pay these bills which one is it it is uh... what do we got here yeah we're almost on oh policy genius you probably need insurance you must have a huge life insurance policy on this guy, right? I know I do. Year 2020 shows up a lot in science fiction. Oh, they love this. A lot of people predicted that by now We'd be teleporting to work or living on Mars and a lot of those predictions were wrong. You grew up around that time in the 50s Where people are like 50s into the 60s. It's like we're gonna be living on the moon this and that

I've been to 60s. Well, I mean, of course I was born in the 50s But I did grow up in this and that's the the age that you know, which I was I was always incredible to me because like dad too Like you guys were around If he's yeah, but your father is an old soul and what I mean about that is every family Yes, he is from the military. He's why I say he's an old I can't turn up Sorry why I say he's an old soul is because he even when we were listening to To the Beatles and rock and Errol Smith other had every reason to fear you are listening to those bands listen

You were listening to that with bands. Listen. I love him. I love him. Wow. The mom top. Well, my husband was going with, uh, oh, who's the old, the, the Andrew sisters and the, uh, I'm telling you, he grew up in the room. He called at me, boy, is that the shadow of the children?

That's what he loved. He went to see Elvis and met us. Oh, yeah, that's what he loved. He went to see Elvis and message. Yeah, he did go see Elvis, but he also loved all the old songs or everything that Grandpa loved, Grandpa, he loved all those old songs. First day, they went to a cow-sills concert. No way. And you know, that's never mentioned any other listening to music ever besides like Johnny

Cash and really Nelson. I love which I love them both as well but he's he was never like yeah man we used to who was your beetle dope on the greetings clear one oh good question who was your beetle who was your go to beetle I think it was Paul yeah everybody was Paul yeah I think I was Paul everybody wanted Paul that's a no reign or right that make you happy to know that I'm Paul's Paul McCartney's favorite person I heard that I think I was Paul. Everybody wanted Paul. That's a no-brainer, right? That's a make-you-ad-to. To know that I'm Paul McCartney's favorite person on the record.

I heard that. I thought that was fantastic. Is that make-you? Am I finally better than my brothers? Yeah, right? Or that military guy from last year? I don't know. This military guy is.

I have no clue. I love moments like that, because it's like it happened a minute ago. I still know what it is. Is that the guys? Like he doesn't understand, Brian. Q can, can, what's a cult facilitate a meeting with any celebrity on the planet? Would it be Paul? Oh, no.

It wouldn't be Paul. No, as a celebrity, could be one of the comic book men if you wanted it to be. Is it Mel Gibson? Did you used to love Mel Gibson? I did like Mel Gibson. Not in one. I wouldn't have.

What happened to Mel? Oh, you gave up on Mel a few drinks and you forgot it. I did like Melon girls and He's awesome I mean lethal weapon. Yeah, no, he was great. He was awesome He is he is I'm not saying anything against him, but that wouldn't be the one Yeah, there's that part and the whole misogyny thing where he's screaming, he was drunk. He was drunk. You know, we can't even talk about it. He was drunk.

He's an alcoholic. He got an address. How long we gonna drive this guy? How long are we gonna torture the poor guy? Yeah. Well, I'm not going over saying that he hates Jews. Just because I'm not saying that. I mean, he doesn't. He did. You don't hates Jews. Just be cautious. I'm not saying that. I mean, he doesn't.

He did. You don't need you. You don't need you. You know, he's coming back. Martin Riggs and they're doing another lethal weapon. Oh, I love that. Yeah, I love lethal weapon. Yeah, they're doing another one.

I'll go see it. Even when it came out on TV and they did the TV show without him, I thought that was really good. Let's up to him. Let's take down that. No, no, you can't do it. Which one? was really good. That's up to him to take down. You didn't want to know. No, you can't do it. Which one? Without Mel Gibson, it just doesn't work.

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get the future wrong better get life insurance right Did dad go to see Elvis with I don't know that was before my time it was a date Or was it wasn't with me? No, I mean was it a date with a girl or I'm not there you still awake was it fat Elvis? No, it was come back It was one played Madison Square Garden, so no, it wasn't. It was that he got back into shape. It was, he wasn't good shape for the Madison Square Garden shows.

What do we call that? How did he land you? What was it about your husband that you were like, this is the guy. Oh, you're gonna love this. Mm-hmm. No. Have a job.

If you were a baby, we would, oh. Ha ha ha ha. Have a job. Huh? If you were a baby. No, we were. Oh. We, yeah, we, we work together. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh. I got to know two parents on one show. You, you expect him to answer? Oh, there he is. Hey, Pop. Oh, well, hey, I'm with mom. I got a question. You went to go see Elvis and Madison Square Garden, right? Yeah, I want to come to go.

Yeah, do you remember who you went with? No. Was it a girl? No. Was it a girl or a guy, you know? No, it was a guy okay he's dead you the guy Elvis and the guy is dead you're the last man standing okay all right pop that's all no we're just talking about it just wanted to know if you if you

would remember all Alright. That's all. Okay. Alright. Good luck tomorrow. Thanks, Pop. Oh, good. Bye. Oh, did your dad not come up for the. Well, dad's my dad's dog buck is 18. 18. Oh, bucks. He's not ill, but he's just 18 and it's like, it's like this good days and bad days and my dad, he called me and he was like, would you mind if I, don't call, I said, pop a Benjamin cat was like, any day could be the day you wouldn't get me to leave the house, I was like, I get it. Yeah, it wasn't on the cruise either.

No, cause you don't wanna leave Bucks at home, which I wholeheartedly agree with. I wouldn't do that either. I don't know, man, like I hear, he's's like I can't remember who I was at a concert with to see Elvis. Yeah How old is that? He's exactly 30 years old to the me right? 73 is that the kind of thing that he would have remembered 20 years ago? Or might have I don't know no, He's pretty good. I remember his memories

Pretty good. My short term is shot. Well too much His comes and goes, you know, yeah, yeah, my long term is pretty decent. I can't remember a lot of long term So short term But the story that you met that You always told me that you were basically hired to babysit dad No dad what you said that to you I wasn't hired to babysit Well, you know, of course, why am I saying that what's that story? I don't know well He's older than you was he mentally like confirmed

Crops he is your father. What I was told. Now we just met at work. It was in the office. I heard him and his friends would go to lunch and just get hammered at lunch and then come back to work in the boss' flight. Well, that was true.

They would go. He just got out of the military, my husband, when he got that job. And I had just gotten out of high school and I landed that job in San Juan Street. And he had a bunch of friends and they would go out at lunchtime and have a liquid lunch all the time. This is a backward man could be men. And then they would come back to the office and...

Start the sexual harassment. Yeah, probably.'d be getting it. I mean, you would look for him sometime. He'd be in the bathroom asleep. Were they stockbrokers? I put you looking at my job. I don't even know what his job was. Like our future husband's passed out in the third school on a work day.

That's the thing about it. And this is not, I'm not saying this defend my dad, my father, apparently like the whole office did that. Oh yeah. Like they would go, they would do it. Like all these walls here. What did the office do? Like it was like a...

Stocks and stocks. Oh okay. All the dudes would go to lunch and just start drinking. And they'd get gink'dged up come back to work around too And then they they do the rest of the day and then and then what I was told was that one of the higher-ups told my mom That I'm friends to go to lunch with them to make sure that no no, no, we never went to lunch with them No, no, but they they pair this up probably to get

Some responsibility going yeah to split up, you know, all the guys working together. They, I think, they're trying to. Did he clean up his act? Eventually, yes, he does. Because of you. No, not because of me. Just circumstances. Trying to make a roommate.

I'm really trying to get Bill something here. I'm trying to build something here, but I can't get it. No, no. She's got integrity, man. She's not going to. She won't even tell people to go see my movie unless she thinks it's good enough. Because I understand. I understand that because like, you're rep.

That's what people are not going to listen to you afterwards. They're like, oh, well, and one, they're really not going to believe you. Of course, you're going to say your son's movies. Of course, right. So if you came out and you really like, you would hear my problems with it, then they would be like, wow, she's legit. And then after that, what? Her reputation is with who?

I don't know. Do they ask you for your P-not movie stuff? Yeah. Do you boast a lot about Q down there? I am very low-keyed and I do not. No. No, I do not. People would probably bother you then too.

Oh, can you make a video for this one? Can he say hi to my grandson? And you do get that. And you do get that. And can I get this and can I get that? And that's not the reason I am very proud of him. But the type of person I am, I don't go around saying, I agree. I'm with you. Or bad. It's a sin. About my children. Oh, you don't say anything good about them either. Well, I do. That's why Tim. That girl. Why is that? That's like they're just that's all parents who grow who worries kids in that era. You know, they don't want to they don't like throw around compliments. Willie Nilly. You got to you know, well, then they got it down. Take out their murder method down to a tea. Well, you guys know, my nickname was Facha Bruta from my grandpa. Oh, yeah.

I mean, how did you know that? That's really weird. It was such a loving thing for them. So I know it says ugly face, Facha Bruta. It was, it was a term of endearment really. What does it mean? Ugly face. Ugly face and Italian.

Oh, you know, you grab somebody's face and you watch your Bruta, which means you're really Italian. You know, you grab somebody's face and you are much in brute that which means you're really beautiful. No, it's not your bell. I even I know that. No, it's not. I know that. They could have said that. It's a substitute of one word. Well, you know, that's what they called him. Yeah, it's much nicer in Italian. And they all had different names. They all had different names. They used to just call me ugly face in English. Pretty good. What ugly face in English. Jimmy was Fachi Angela, which means angel face. Danny was sunshine. You were sunshine. You fucking showed them all. You showed them all.

Who's the sunshine now? Grandma, it's her grave. It's her grave. Who's the sunshine now? Grandma? It's her grave! It's her grave! Tell them, Steve Dave. LAUGHTER