Tell Em Steve-Dave - #436: Overkill Junior

Episode Date: March 13, 2020

Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.

Got somewhere to be? Yeah. Okay. Hurry up. Yeah, I was taking a bet like lady chatterly In a way I'm a victim. Yeah, that's be clear Let's be clear. Challenge Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I'm here with old Walt the chili bones flan again.

Hello. Are you that cold? Very cold. Yeah. I think you might have the virus, coronavirus. I'm curious here to make you. Yeah, And Q is here to, hey, Q. Hey, what's going on? Yeah, what's going on?

You might be ill and. No, I'm fine. You look fine, little. Good serve body heat. Is that what you do? Yeah. Store it for what I need it. It's fucking 10 degrees outside.

What are you storing it for? It's a six-year grease. Nice. Nice. Walt told me yesterday that neither he nor Frank five can get the coronavirus never backed it up with any kind of information though. I believe him though. No, I just feel I saw a news report that said that they think the coronavirus was here in America a lot earlier than they originally thought.

It could have been here prior to Christmas. I was sick before Christmas when we did the Christmas show in November. Yeah. I gave it to Frank when he came down because he was part of the Christmas show. All the symptoms that me and Frank had match up ident, to a corona is. And now I feel that, most likely, we are immune to it now at this point. You can't catch it the second time? No.

It's like the chicken pox. Are you sure of that? Dory just spreading misfin formation. This could be fake news. Yeah. But look, like I had to dry cough. I've never had a dry cough in my life. In my life, never had a dry cough. And that's the big thing. That's the big thing is a dry cough. And I couldn't stop coughing for

almost two weeks and so much so that I was very alarmed about it. Not because the corona, because it's like, what is wrong? Why can I can I kick this cough? You didn't spread it to anyone. Right, evidently. Just right. Yeah, we were in close quarters. Uh, we were doing lots of space rewind and we got a little too close. We invaded each other space too closely. And they did a doctor Smith, young Wilrow, it's insane. Oh, my god, dear. Oh, he should be thanking me now, though, because now he is not in the worry about he gave it to his wife. Right. I'm not going to say anymore. Mrs. Five got it. So I believe that the fives are going to be

think I'm not in the worry about with the corona. Well, it makes me happy to hear. Yeah. All right. Dr. Flanagan says, well, I went to this could be an overkill topic, I think. It's been a while since we didn't overkill. I've done an overkill in some time. There's enough paranormal news out there anymore.

Why don't you just make it an overkill episode then? Well, we got other shit to do. Why do you have other overkill stuff? Well, I thought this was going to be worth it of carrying the whole episode. Oh, it was a 50 straight minutes of me staying in a hotel room. I don't know how to. No, this one was the night of the Joker's premiere. I got a room in New York because I know how I know how Hollywood parties and I didn't want to feel left out. So it could be safe, right? And I'm getting ready in the room,

the hotel room. And it's one of those, like, you know, you go to hotel and it's a fucking tub backs up. It's not draining properly, you know, or tub at home. You were taking a bath? Yeah, I was taking a bath like lady chatterly. No, mother fucker, I was taking a shower. I was taking a shower and it's still filling up, you know? Okay.

And I'm complaining to Marybeth. I'm like, I fucking hate this shit. Like something's always going wrong with something and this is yet another Fuck it. And it's like it's backing up with other people's water, you know, like Whatever the fuck the last person took a shower. That shit's still that shit's coming up. So I'm gonna show you a picture of it I think this is gonna work. I do, he tested it. Oh, okay.

I tested it out. Yeah. He's breaking a TV screen in a seven-second. But, uh, Gidham has set it up. He said that this shit is gonna work. You wanna take odds? You wanna take a bet? I don't know.

He's interested in walking around in Elf slippers, so we're not. Let's see. Oh, or not. Let's say. Oh, it worked. That is disgusting. So I get out of the show where that is disgusting because I'm irritated as hell. And wasn't this high though, it was like, maybe this high, like just going up to my ankles and I'm like, this fucking gross.

I got to get the fuck out. I'm out of the tub for five minutes and all this shit starts bubbling up. I don't know what it is, but it looks like the fucking ring, doesn't it? Like, like when Samara or whatever any of us comes up out of here. Okay, so that's your, that's how this makes this overkill

because it looks like the ring. Okay, no, I thought there was, there's more. There's more. There's more. Patience from Atlantic. Patience. Got somewhere to be. Yeah. Okay.

I got a coat on. So I'm like, what the fuck? I go to call the, I tried to call the desk, you know, the desk, the front desk, the phone doesn't work. I go to the other phone. That phone doesn't work. Now this looks like the ring. The phones aren't working. I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? I go down to the front desk because now I got a

telemetry person and I'm like, all right, we'll give you another room. And I didn't take my key with me. I didn't take my room key with me. So I go back to the elevators and I go to the, we're on the 11th floor and for some reason, punch in 11, there's other people in the elevator. 11 won't work. Like it won't, like it won't light up, it won't let me go to 11. So I go to 12 and then I walk back downstairs and I go to the room. And this point I'm like this is weird man It's almost like there's a conspiracy here. There's this fucking weird shit. There's um There's a the elevator's not working and I'm like and now this room doesn't look like my room So I'm I'm knocking on the door. What's that who should be in the room Mary Beth Mary Beth

So I'm knocking on the door and nobody's answering and I'm like what the fuck a fake floor could have been so I'm pounding on your dimensional door that on the door Close I'm like is this my room? Because I think it was like I was like 11 17 but really was like 17 11 or something like that so I fucked up I just like see I think that could have been it. I think that could have been it. But anyway, so I go, I try to go to the to the right room. And I'm like, what is going on? Like this, even this floor doesn't look like, I don't have my keys. So I'm like, what, what room was I in?

So wait a minute. So keys, daughtering old man, but it doesn't realize, but once the blame on the supernatural, you're going to see, you can see some, there's some foam face. old man but it doesn't real but wants to blame it on the supernatural. You're gonna see. You're gonna see some foam face. So I get back into an elevator and this elevator doesn't look like the first one. There's something wrong with my tub. Can you help me? I get in and this... I get in and this have where you done bathing by it by when this happened He's he's working around the towel. Yeah, I know like on my head No, I mean I wanted to take another shower after seeing that shit Only your ankles would have been dirty. All right. Yeah, only ankles down. Yeah, we couldn't just suck it up

It's acceptable. No, I don't know what the fuck that is Find his room now. There's not a suck up. Well, I get into know what the fuck that is. I don't know what that is. You can't even find his room out. Is that gonna suck up? Well, I get into the elevator and now the panel is like, it looks like the other one only had 17 floors. This one looks like it has 117 floors. There's like all these buttons. And I'm like, where are there was a lady in the elevator with me

and I just, I would go, where am I? She's like, what? And I said, I don't know where I am. I was in a hotel and I don't think I'm in the, I don't know where I am now. You did this on purpose just? No, no, no. I was, this is legitimate. Yeah, because with this, plus Mary Beth's not in the room, plus these fake floors and interment. Where are you smoking weed, too? So anyway, what I was saying. My point being that she was like, well, where are you staying? And I told her the hotel. She goes, well, this is a totally different hotel.

And I'm like, how the fuck did I get into this hotel? I said to her, I go, how did I get here? And she's like, well, are you staying at this hotel? I said, yeah, there was the, I know, the park sploper. There was the empire we're staying in, but it's attached to like the park avenue, something or other, whatever. These hotels are clearly not as fancy as they sound.

No, look at that. Not at all. Um, so, uh, she then she's like, well, here's how you get back to your hotel. I was like, do I have to go outside and she said, no, you can just go through this way. And I was like, can you take me there? So she walked me and it was like kind of far. I'm like, how the fuck did I get this far to me and it was like kind of far and I'm like how the fuck did I get this far away from my room. It was like I would say a good city block like half a block. You had to go walk outside. No, she took me through the hotel and then brought me back to my elevator and she goes get on this elevator and then you know, so the hotels are connected. They're connected somehow.

But there was there was some lost time there though. Don't you think that's paranoid? That's what she said. She says the whole thing took about two minutes. I'm telling you it was closer to 20. She's back in the room. Of course I guess I'm out there fucking making, making it happen. I'm banging on doors thinking she might be dead. Make it happen. Yeah. Yeah.

If you, I just got out of the tub, stuck your feet in the sink and just rinsed them. Uh huh. Cause that's what I'm paying for in a hotel, right? But you could have saved yourself all this trouble though. I don't, so now Mary Beth who still needs to take a shower is in a sink. And we're just like, we don't know what it is or what it's doing to the air. But let's just leave it.

Did you get a new room? Yeah. Of course. Why wouldn't I? I'll work out then. No, it didn't. It didn't work out. I lost time. She says to me.

And it's I don't even know if she's in on it. But there were people that were like, they were acting very strange around me. That's the way I felt anyway They felt that you were acting stranger on them What do you think you would stay in a hotel room like that? No way there's no way I mean I'm, if my shower was done, I don't think I would bother me, though, I'm just like, wait for it to go down, but I wouldn't like, you know, I wouldn't move having a nerve to get out of there. And then, Deb's like, I'm gonna take a bath in here. I probably would wait till we got home. I go to take the bath. I wouldn't, I wouldn't go out that night. Why am I convinced? That fucking hotel has this kind of shit going on. What is in those pipes?

Beating every day. I mean, one of my America. I know what's in those pipes. What's bubbling up? And we were on like, yeah, the 11th floor, whatever. My point is though, take your hotel room key with you with the number written down. Otherwise, I would, I would be a victim like me of the hotel door when I leave with the number on it. Yeah. Yeah. I wish I thought of stuff like that. I don't think about that. I spend a lot of time on hotel rooms. And then when we, and then when like every night to different hotel, like two weeks straight, you know, what the fuck what what So I just take a picture of the door and do it that way. Do you feel like you

Really like Identify now with like the turn the page that Metallica song that from Walter Hard traveling you do I think at points I've been like this fucking turn the page so I was genius Right, I'm a little removed from, we don't tours as hot, we used to do 100 fucking gates a year. We don't do that anymore. So I'm a little bit removed from that. Bob Siger. It was Bob Siger, Richie.

Metallica's way better. Way better. Yeah. And this, I needed your opinion on because, your opinion on. Because. Uh, this is, you mean, might need your specs for this wall. I know. Well, I know that's a change machine. Right. This is wawa over here on red bank.

I need, I need your opinion on. If I deserve the treatment that I got. Oh boy. Okay. So not that one. So that's a change machine. So there's the register, right? That's where the person's ringing the stuff up. There's a change machine.

So when they ring it up and the change comes out, I take the change as anyone would. Well as it turns out, the way it's set up, is that this guy, that's his change thing. This guy, it's all the way over here hidden by this shit, right? Okay. So, you can see there's a shopper, a smart shopper reaching into the proper change. Is that what you wear right now?

Yeah. I think there's on the way on the side. On the way here, yeah. So, their change thing, my change thing. So I'm standing here doing business with this guy, conducting business with a dude who was here. Yeah. He rings in my bills.

The change comes out. I go to take it and there's this fucking Lady, this brick shit house of a woman who looks at me and she goes that's my change Am I exaggerating she was such a bitch about it, right? And we're talking less than 99 cents here It was less than 99 cents. It was I mean, but she acted like I grabbed her ass. Like that's my ass Was it today because today's international woman's day? No, this was like three weeks ago It was I mean, but she acted like I grabbed her ass. Like that's my ass. Was it today because today's International Women's Day? No, this was like three weeks ago.

But I don't want to let it go because she was so nasty. And I just want to be like, I'm not the asshole in this situation, right? Like if you're standing here and I even said to her, I go, okay, here you go. Like, is why would I realize that? And even then she acted like I wasn't immune to coronavirus like Walter, like I was giving her fucking tainted coins or something. She finally took them.

She dropped them on the floor. She took them and I go, you see why I would make, I might make that mistake, right? Doesn't say anything just fucking walks out. No, why? There's a problem with her. It's a problem with her, but I gotta tell you man I think I might be getting mistreated more and more. Maybe I'm not commanding enough respect How do I do it? Yeah, change it may be what I guess wow do you feel you command their spec when you walk around town?

I don't know if I like ever think like that though. I don't think I ever walk around going like Who's disrespect or or or tubs that you know drain properly. I just don't I just don't like I'm not built like that where I'm always looking for disrespect though I feel which may be happening here. I think. Am I looking or does it just present itself? I just Finds you. Yeah, maybe that's it. I think it's your perspective though on the way of victim. Yeah I think if you're if you're I mean you've had a chip on this shoulder you cannot get it you cannot get it off

You do it's a bit up there. I'll be buried with it. Yeah, I mean, so, I mean, you're going to be prone to looking for disrespect in all the play, all the wrong places, all the right places. So you're always going to feel like it, I think it is. It's just, I just, I guess, why you're built. I don't know about your growth and never having felt respected. I mean, I, yeah, I, I see a man with a chip. Mm-hmm. You can't let nothing go.

I mean, that's, that's, that's their curse, whether it's like they're fucking, it's their monkey in their back. This happens to you, because I thought I reacted pretty calmly in this situation. I didn't like yell or anything. That's good. I was also kinda high, so that mellowness made me.

Yeah, like what, why doesn't the highness work? Why doesn't the highness, It did work here. Like melt that chip. I think it does does yeah in this situation I was just like this lady. I was looking at her like what the fuck bitch But are you crazy? Why would you talk to someone like that for making a mistake that is like Clearly you do me and she would like this guy rang up her stuff the same time like so our change was coming out at exactly the same time.

It's something like it was AC and you, it was a slot machine, like it was a big fun thing. Yeah, I'm like, ooh, jackpot, that's mine. Yeah. I know a lot of people who smoke though, and they always, and a lot of them always make that claim, make it, mel-melos me out, man, it calms me down. And I'm like, I don't know if you're really calm

to the people, all these people that are smoking, all this weed, they seem to be not as calm as they think they are. What would you say? But, Kammer in general, yeah, you got Kammer over here talking to the mic, yeah. It's not like she was in media arts for four fucking years. You need to take a toke.

Yeah. Where's my bond? Does your cell water pipes here? Yeah. Yeah, but we don't sell the stuff to the cinema. Okay, it makes you calmer in this. Okay, this is strictly this incident. It made you react more calmly towards this lady.

However, that was like four months ago. No, it was not four months ago. You're still carrying around. Yeah, you're still carrying around. So it's not working. As soon as it wait that haze wears off, yeah, where is she? Yeah, it's your right back into it.

So it's just a delay. So what's it really doing? I don't know if I get delay until I die, then it's all good, right? Well, you have to be constantly in a fucking... I can't do that. I will say this. We drove around last weekend. He came around me to help promote the movie. We were driving around

theater and the Crown Vic with Sal. And you were smoking throughout the day, right? And it was such a pleasant fucking day. Like there was no. It was really fun. Like you were, you were in a really good mood and like you, I never looked at you and like, oh, this guy's fucking high. Like you were just, he just carried it. Let's take the edge off a little. Yeah, he just carried it. And I'm a, been seeing a therapist. Oh, really? Three weeks now. Oh, you didn't hear this? No. Oh, this is good. It's a great update. Yeah.

I'm on mood stabilizers. They started me out on mood stabilizer, trying to build it up because I guess whatever chemical it is was like way too low. And then I'll slowly introduce an anti-depressant and anti-psychotics. So that way, you know, I mean, nice and even keeled. I mean, not even need to smoke and break doors and shit. How do you feel? The effects are any of it? I don't know. What do you think? Less outbursts, I would say.

So let's get in there. Do you not walk around and ever feel respected? Do you never get the opposite feeling? Where you're like, oh, that's nice. That person treated me nice. Sometimes usually if you're paying them, you know, like, well, you pay them to leave.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes, but it always seems like people who like answer something, they seem respectable,

but like everyday interactions, I just feel like people don't like me in general. I must rub them the wrong way, even though like all I'm doing is conducting a transaction just like you, we're doing the exact same thing. I reached over, got changed that didn't belong to me. It's not like the change was $400, Like you said, it's less than a dollar. That level of reaction, I'm just like, I don't understand it. I just don't get it. The Usher. The fucking Usher at the Louis CK show started with me. So I forgot about that. We went to see Louis CK. He's tall, where is he at?

He's allowed to tour. People are going to see him after all this. Pack house. All that shit he said. Wow, I'm surprised he's fucking. What shit he said? He was fucking non-Sakada Grata. What's it called? Persona Grata. Yeah, man. He was fucking me, too. So what? He shouldn't be allowed to go back to a fucking going right back to his normal life. Two years at least now. It's been two years. And what did he do? He jerked off in front of women who didn't leave. Sorry, I don't know.

That doesn't seem to be like he should lose his livelihood forever. Yeah. I mean, why don't we just go on about the usher? Fuck the usher, though. Fuck the usher, though. And that's the good usher, you know, the one with the songs and stuff. But is this lady, again, you know, loosely, but we go to see Louis K and what was your plan? It was the new Brunswick theater for the arts or something.

It's a state, the new state theater in New Brunswick. Yeah. No. It's a lot of seats, probably. Yeah, like 1500 something, something like that. So we got tickets that day. I just happened to go on StubHub and see him and I was like, oh, let's go up there. I'd like to see Luishy, okay? And there's an usher and older woman, like probably early 60s or something. But she's got these glasses.

They don't look like this. They're like, like reading glasses, but like like almost so like Like this fucking down on her right like falling off and There's this line of people and you have your seat numbers and your rows. It's just like going to the movies You're like I know where to sit Evidently, that's not the rule with this lady, You know, like I go to walk by, she's like, sir, sir, like real nasty and shit. I was like, yeah. And she's like, you need an usher to help you find your seat. I said, we can't just go find

them ourselves and not even like an asshole, right? And she's like, no, all nasty. I said, all right, so I waited. I waited and the usher show me the seat. Maybe she pisses you because you're at a Louis CK show. She's like you're supporting the fucking today Yeah, she's like he's gonna jerk off in front of me next. I got one more But so then Mary Beth goes to get some snacks and shit she comes back and she's like yeah the lady was like where's your ticket? So I was like fuck this bitch. Wait, wait, wait. I think I lost something. Yeah, you lost it. Did I skip something?

You're skipping. What I skipped. I went to go get snacks. So you were in your seats. He was in the seat. So you got the seats. We got the seats. Okay, I think that's what I was saying.

And I was right. I'm like, if I can read a row number in a seat number. It's F3. Yeah. So then you get up to your snacks. Go get snacks. Okay. And you don't bring you you take it. No, she did I have my two did oh, not her way back the lady asks her for it again

And she said I've already been seated and I take my seat and then she just walks away And I'm like this fucking lady is an asshole So I went up there and I'm like because I had to go the bathroom anyway And I know she's gonna give a hard time. So like there's a line of like what, like 10 people at any given moment. So like I rush by him and like rush by her. And I like I know she's gonna see me. And she's like, sir, sir, sir.

And she's like yelling at me. But I get here, but I'm like, fuck it. I'm not gonna stop. Now he had planned to do this before he even went to the bathroom. He's like, I'm just gonna walk right by her. Ignore her completely. Plan succeeded. And then another usher is like, do you have a ticket? And I go, of course, I have a ticket. How else would I get in? And then he needs anything after that. So I

went and I sat down. And then I had finished my soda. And I was like, no, no, like do you need another soda? Do you need more candy? Do you need more popcorn? gonna be like, No, no. You're like, do you need another soda? Do you need more candy? Do you need more popcorn? It's like, no. No. I want to go to again. No. Don't need to go back out there.

So I went anyway to get a drink. And on the way back, I did it again. And she's. Now, is this show going on? No, not yet. Okay. But again, line of like 10 people. Sheen, this is not something you forget.

She knows God damn well I've been sat. She already had the first interaction with me. But now you're on horror, you know. And there's a second one. Now here's a third one. So, show I walk by. Same thing. There, there.

I go, what? What? And she's like, you need to be, I go, you know I sat down. You know I have a ticket. I go, I'm not standing at God damn line every time. And she's like, I'll have you thrown out. I go, I'm not standing at God damn lying every time. And she's like, I'll have you thrown out. I go, go right the fuck ahead. And then walked away from her, went back

down to my seat. So then she comes down with some other manager guy called out the big guns. And he's like, can I see your ticket? And I was like, here you go. I'm like, okay, we're sorry. You know, it's a sold out house. I go, how would I get in here? And do you really think I could just sit and say if it's a sold out house? How can I sit in someone's seat? Right? And they apologize and they walked away. She apologized. She didn't but she was the guy that she had lost you were apologized to right I received an apology in her presence to me. That was good enough. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah Did I do the right thing? Yeah, thank you That was high. I have a lot of tracks to two. No, it's not for a lure.

Save it up for a lure one. One day, I hope to get a lure tracks to. But again, just another example. Oh, they're sweet, dude. You're gonna love them. I'll catch one. What size are you? I really, I think of my body maybe allergic to Valor. But if not allergic to whatever fucking fabric that came from like some repurposed shotty guy. But another example of somebody giving me a hard time for no reason. Or being nasty for no reason.

I just think people get are given hard times, oh, it's just the way it is. I know sometimes you, if you can find the way to not let it affect you months later, you'll probably be a happier person. You can't carry that around though. I would think, I don't know how you can do a kid that around you.

I forgot about the detriment of the one. I forgot about the usher until she brought it up. No, I did forget. In this moment, I would have forgotten. I would definitely remember it later on. Shit, I shouldn't have told them about that usher. Do you think that the people who waited and were just seated like they were told to

have a story like this? Are they like, yeah, I just had to wait. Maybe as you're flaunting of the rules, you're bucking of the establishment? Yeah. Well, I would agree with you if I just stormed past you the first time because I'm like, maybe they have a system. I'm okay with that.

But knowing that I've already been in there and knowing that like, why would you, you're making my life more difficult and unpleasant? You are like, you could just let me go by and not have to check a ticket that you fucking know God damn well has been checked. You know not have to check a ticket that you fucking know God damn well has been checked you know it bitch, so why are you fucking giving me a hard time fuck you but there's a system Is in you stand in line three times and if that's a system fucking I'm bringing it down I'm not standing in line three times like an asshole because some old bag is like Fuck you grandma

You can't do you know Fuck you grandma You can't see Dave. No We got another story that doesn't come from me but comes from The camera brothers Alex and And camera Victor You guys want to. Yeah. Alright. Alright. Uh, you guys want to come and tell this story that we just found out, Walt, because you're going to love this.

I can't wait, because I heard the top line of it, and I found it incredible. I'm going to move it. Fascinating. Okay. It is like, it's a story where you're just going to be like, how long have I known you, and you're just telling us this now? Whoa, whoa, whoa, lights going down. Go on, Victor, whoa, lights going down.

Go on, Victor, calm down. Can we have to be on this podcast? How was Louis CK? By the way. It was great. Yeah. He was great. Did he address any of this stuff? He did.

He was like, uh, anything you want to talk about. And then he brought it up. Yeah. What was his general angle? That's an interesting thing. Be careful. And triple check before you do anything. With people. Yeah. Yeah, but if people are going to, you know, you can't really check that though. Can you?

I mean, he asked. He did check. He checked. I don't know. I mean, they're going to run to the media. They're gonna say it. So you better get married then do that. I really got to get married. Your wife has a turned on. Yeah, the husband. Those are the loyal ones. What's that? No wife has a turned on. Oh, oh, I think you've been turned on the other way.

Did you send me this stuff the spot? Did you send me this stuff? The spot? I don't know. I'm here. Check out the gear over there, man. I don't know what makes me happier. The Patriots hat or the four color demons. I was on the page. Look at that. First table.com. We'll just pop it in there. I suppose whenever I get it

So you guys brothers Victor held you here. I'm there. I'm gonna be 33 33 and Alex your 30 Couple years younger. This happened what a few years back. This happened exactly on June 4th, 2020- 2012. It was our dad's birthday. It was our dad's birthday. Your dad's birthday. All right. And you were out celebrating with your dad. I know you want me to just get into the store. Sure. All right. So I'll say my part and then I'll lead you in with yours. I'll say my part and then I'll lead you in with yours. So this happened on June 4th, 2012. It was our dad's birthday We didn't really celebrate his birthday. We just went out to get like bubble tea to kind of little celebration

So you did celebrate it. No, it was a big shit I'm not a baby So we got we were working that day my parents at that time had a had a restaurant in New Bronswick So we got home pretty late around, I would say it was like 10, 15 at night. And we always go in through the garage door through our after we parked the car. We we use the garage door to get into the house. So, you know, regular routine, we take our shoes off for my Alex walks in, he's the first one to go inside the house. And I go towards the garage door lock to bring down the gate. And as the door is coming down, we hear the door go back up.

So somebody broke the line of the laser line. Yeah, the laser line. And the- You're not going to believe who they thought it was at first. And at first, our pet cat bunch at that time had passed away like two years ago Well, not me two weeks. Sorry two weeks. So she always had the habit when we got home She would just go cross that line. Okay, so then at the moment I was like, oh, you know, it's her spirit Doing that but in reality when when I look back when I look back to the door to see what it was

There was two men who coming under the They garage gate. I'm sorry. I'm kind of nervous now telling this story. Wow. This is pretty scary shit, man Should you be telling this though? Yeah, this happened a while ago. It didn't one of the what isn't somebody still out in the loose Yeah, there is someone out there, but Are you not with protection. I don't mind telling the story. I'm gonna tell them Steve Dave fans. So this is everybody to tell them. So you're not let me so this is a private this isn't like this is your garage. This is our home. Yes. And these two dudes and they make eye contact. When they come in, one of them had a shotgun.

Holy shit. Yeah, the guy had a handgun. That's right. Yeah, they were wearing ski masks. So, came in speaking Spanish, asking, right now, I can't remember the name they used. I know it was probably like Pablo or Julio or something like that, but honestly, I can't remember the name.

So, everyone, we all raised our hands up and they're as, and they're pointing the guns at everyone, and they got with the shotgun, he cocks it, and they're asking for this person, and I'm telling them in Spanish, no one lives here, by that name lives here, no one's here, and they keep asking for this person. So they don't believe you?

Yeah, they don't believe, you know, they're not gonna believe us. So the guy with a shotgun points the gun to my mom's head and tells her to, to, you know, to go to, to go inside. So, um, So they're not being, they're not being like, genuinely barger. No, they're not, they're not, they're not like, I'm sorry, I'm home.

Right. Right. So they, they go into, they go inside the house and Alex, you want to tell your side of that part? And then I'll go. So I'm inside, and I was eating after my best time. But I'm at the sink, and I just let out my art dog out. It's a German Shepherd.

He's like 150 pound dog. I just let him outside. He was outside. Oh, that's bad. And I locked the door as soon as I let him outside. The only one who stood inside was our little tiny motifs. So I hear the door open. And I turn around. I see my mom coming in guy behind her with the shotgun to her head. And then I look and turn

around. I see it. And he's like, come here. So as soon as he said, come here, I don't know what got into me. I got pissed off you know know shit. So I just walked up to him and I just grabbed a shotgun. I shoved them into the living room and I just snatched it off him. Holy shit. That's awesome. So as soon as I snatched it off him, I was going to shoot him.

So I go pull the trigger and the triggers broken. So I go out there him. But the meantime or little dog goes and bites him in the ankle. So he runs to the garage story, and I chase out there him. What's the other guy? And the other guy? No, I moved to that side, part of the story. So the guy that's, he, the other guy with the hangar,

he stood outside pretty much pointing the gun at me and my dad, because me and my dad are in a garage. And he's still asking for this person. We're telling him no one lives there by that name and then we hear at the moment I'm trying to because the guy's looking all over the place so I'm trying to you know trying to look for that moment to try to grab the gun from him yeah just because your brother's a big shot so this guy just slowly You would make your own moments. So then we hear a loud banging inside. So this guy just slowly starts to lower the gun. And he has, just by his eyes, he takes his mask off. And then he just starts saying,

it's tamo buskando, the person thing we're looking for. So I didn't. I'm going to take his mask off. That would scare me the most. I'm like, now I've seen his face. So once he brings it down, I take the gun out of his hand.

And then the guy starts running and I point the gun towards his back and I pull the trigger twice, but nothing happened. So by that time, the other guy comes running out, like the flash out of the inside of the house. So I run behind him. And by that time I started working out more, I started getting a better shape. So I run behind them. And that's how I started working out more. I started getting a better shape.

So I was able to catch up to him, grab them from behind, and I put them into a choke code. And then we kind of stumbled onto the grass. And I'm holding the guy as tight as I can, not letting him go. And the guy's like, almost, you know, he's out of breath.

He's fucking screaming for me to let him go. And then a little bit of everything kind of just, I kind of blacked out from most of it. So and then next thing I know is my parents come out, my dad's grad has a shotgun with him and starts beating the shit out of him on the legs. And then Alex comes in and so on. Would you? Well, other than finish when he ran to the garage store, I hit him on the head with the

shotgun, the handles the shotgun. so he opens the door and he's rushed. That's when he goes outside. So while we're stumbling on the floor, we're beating the shit out of him. We're punching him. I'm like swinging so hard, I punched him in the face. And I did that on purpose. But we're punching on everything.

And I used to work in a public works department like like the month before it and I use and I bought a blade for the job. So and about I carried it ever since I always had in my pocket. Yeah, no. So when we're on the floor, I feel the I feel the blade in my against my leg and I was like, oh I have these still so I pull out the blade and I open it and my brother has them in the choke. Oh, so his stomachs like I suppose exposed so I took my chain. I open a blade. I just stabbed him in the stomach And then he turns he turns a red So so he turns he turns to the side and he exposes the back to me and I gave him another one. How deep is the blade? What are we looking at?

The cop told me I was two inches from his lung. It was like probably palm size. Right, yeah. So legal size. So I just have to... Wow. And then... Yeah, then I'm holding him, you know,

there's blood everywhere. I'm covered in blood. And then the guy comes, the other guy returns to try to help his buddy. And I just remember he dropped kicks my dad, but my dad got up and this guy just ran again because he already saw, you know, the condition of his friend was,

and I did not want to let this, you know, this ass will go. Yeah. And he's like begging God, like, oh, Venn, I knew that make comment. And I'm saying, I'm just saying. There is no God. Bitch. I'm the devil. Wow.

There's only my parks department. Yeah. So, you know, I just kept telling him, like, God's not going to help you tonight. So, and then I just kept choking him. And then we call the cops. And then not too long, you know, probably maybe, like maybe less than five minutes, the cops were there. And then this guy, I feel like he's taking his last breath

because he's freaking breathing really, you know, trying to take, you know, breathing, besides that I'm choking him and he's, you know, stabbed and stabbed. And then yeah, once the cops came, we are all bloody, you know, everything is pretty, the gun, shotguns like broken broken in half because my dad beat the shed out of his legs. Jesus Christ Now did you find when the cops got there? Was it like all right? Let's separate all these Mexicans

Did you immediately note that they immediately know that you guys are the victims Yeah, I'm pretty sure they knew. We were pretty much like in our socks and... Justin sucks. Yeah, just in our socks. Yeah, and then they told us everybody to get on the floor just from all the confusion just to know who it is. They told us not to move. And then this guy, he's bloodied asking for help. He just let it Just take me and

These are the fourth and fifth toughest guys in the four color After us Thank you another time I was disrespect Lady I'm ready, hope that made you. Like a loud, hello. Wow, so your father is like, bolted my son. A gun snatching man. That's crazy. I mean, one of them will stick a bitch to you.

Yeah, almost unwarranted. I mean, I somewhat say unfairly. I mean, did you get any trouble with that? The car was saying I was defending myself, so that was fine. Wow, holy shit, that's crazy. This guy too, I mean, is there more of that? Because also it's gonna tell him you also have went into like, trances and seen ghosts, right?

Yeah. Oh, this is an overkill episode. Yeah, I mean, this... Did we get lost in a hotel? I just want one more. So the guns need the guns below them. Oh, to mention yet the the hang on was a BB gun Okay, and the shotgun had no shells in it. So it was real, but it was real But yeah, and I mean the first thing I should have came into my mom. I mean my mind was that he cocked it twice

And I should have seen shells come out after you know, he and I should have seen shells come out after you know he did. Yeah, he wrecked it. Really incredible was both of you thought they were real guns and both of you pointed out and ready to kill them. Point of truth, right? It was either me or them. Well I can't do that. I like to think I did this.

Well, Piss me off was the, I'm scared my mom look and he just has the shotgun to her head. I didn't even think twice. You know, they're always like, oh, complied, go along with you. I don't fucking want to. It pissed me off, so I just walked up to him. I didn't even think twice, it just walked up, snatched it. Our mom took therapy for four years, but us, we were pretty much okay.

We just try to support her throughout the time, because it was very traumatizing. Oh, God, yeah. They tried to put me into therapy. They were like, shit. therapy, like they were like You had a traumatic experience there like you should seek therapy and I was like I'm fine How'd your dad do was he yeah, he was fine. So with you guys think it's just like Like you're a man. You're gonna snatch shotgun. You're a lady or just a damsel in distress. Yeah, that's the first line I used when I was dating.

Man or Dancing. You know what I could do? I could check. Yeah, man or Dancing. I'd react to snatch and shotguns. I, you never know. So you're in that, a composition, you know, you never know how you, you're just like in shock

or you shock or act, what's it called? Shock or act? Yeah, you just sit there, I don't know. I don't know what I would do. I guess I would like to say that would. Oh, shock or act. you just you just sit there yeah I don't know I don't know what I would do I guess I would like to thank I would yeah I would like to think so but damn you be like you know you it could be a real fucking shotgun know if you make the wrong move you get you have to rest a little away from this guy who I have no real understanding of his physical prowess yeah I know I haven't worked out a little while. Crazy story, man. It's a great story. That's crazy, right?

Whatever happened to the guys. One of the guys, the one we ended up catching, he got 10 years in prison and he was going to be deported. The other guy, I think they were Dominican, right? Yeah, they're Dominican. The other guy, they caught him, but since they had no evidence, they pretty much let him go. But the other guy wouldn't rat him out from what we were told, he wouldn't rat him out. So you had to go to the trial and testify? They had plenty of evidence for the other guys, so they really didn't need us. And they pretty much told us that we really didn't have to testify or we didn't have to go to court for it.

They kept my blade and they kept this blade. Wow. That'd be a cool souvenir though. I mean, this is the blade. The blade we got a kid and I like this a blade I stabbed. I'm going to talk to him now now I'm giving it to you. You feel differently about your cells after having gone through that. Like was there like something inside you that was like, you know, not really joking but just being like,

all right, like I know I can count on myself to handle shit. Should the situation arise? Not like a... That's a literal leg, as far as you know, a do or die situation. That's it, like like a... You like to have more confidence in yourself now that you're like wow when I was in a situation where like most people if they found themselves they went like I said you wouldn't know what to do when I said the guy in the front seat with the gun

there were moments where I'm like if he turns maybe I'll try to grab it he never looked away from me though you just got out of the fucking club. You did it too. You have it too. I always think because of certain situations with a fire department where I'm like, all right, man, I remember that moment, I remember the choices I made, and I feel good about myself knowing how I react to that moment.

But fuck, that is dramatic. That's your mom's life possibly. It risked people creeping into your house. That's what a feeling. We lived in a nice, quiet neighborhood. So it was like, even the cops said it was the first time anything happened. Who were they looking for? We never know. We never knew.

The police officers say they could have never gotten any answer from the guy. They never got any reason why they even went to that house. Like, why are you doing 10 years without giving up? This is who we're looking for because of this. This is my buddy even. I don't know.

I mean, I wouldn't give up. I want to give up a friend either, but the guy I'm going after probably. Yeah, maybe. And you guys move from that house though eventually. Yeah. Was that one of the reasons why you moved? No, the reason why we moved was because the house got four clothes, but that's another story.

That's not a great job, bro. I would do it. No, I could start a happy ending up to that point. I was just going to think that because you're like maybe, other people think this is the address of this person, they may come looking for this guy too. For a while, our mom didn't even want to go through the garage. And she was scared to go home sometimes.

So it was like, yeah, we got it. I wasn't scared. I was just like can we just go inside already? Because we'll go around with a flashlight make sure there's nobody hiding or the bushes or anything. It will take us like maybe five to ten minutes to go inside because we would drive around the neighborhood see if there was any suspicious cars. And then there's a little trauma. A little bit yeah. Yeah a little bit but just fucking cry baby. A little bit. Yeah, yeah, a little bit, but just fucking cry That's a great store you knew that I've heard it last night. Geez. Yeah, like we were wrapped we're like what? What's your plan Walter if like you wake up middle of the night and somebody's creeping around, you know, cat burglar. Cat burglar?

Yeah, like what's your plan in case you see, like, you might not necessarily have a shotgun, but he's burgling you. I guess I would grab something and try to hit him with it. Try to hit him with it. Yeah. I got a knife block, maybe I'd run down, get my knife, I don't know,

I'm not like, not pocket knives, but like, you know, like, but cutlery. I wouldn't, I know on my luck, I'd grab the butter knife. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't, I know on my luck, I grabbed the butter knife. Yeah. Yeah. That won't around again. Yeah.

Yeah, that is, that's got a boost your adrenaline, right? Yeah. That's something else. Now, how do you do it after? Like, what do you look for for kicks after that? Yeah. Because that would be my problem. I'd be like, wow, after that.

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The unknown is scary. Yeah, I like, I know I'm better. Huh? I like the unknown better. I like, I like not knowing what's going to happen. Really, I mean, in some moments, I would prefer that I know what happens. But overall in life, yeah, I like that is like, oh, we're going to go to the Joker's premiere. We're like, oh, shit, there's tickets for Louis C. Cates tonight. Or oh, C. Jeze. Is that really be it? Is that really unpredictable? No, it's just like, that's more like, I'm about to talk about like, oh, I have cancer. That's like a fuck. Now I gotta go to chemo. I'm like, that's not, yeah, but like, you don't know when it's gonna happen. Like you're just saying, it's a, what do you call

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