Tell Em Steve-Dave - #439: TESD 3-way

Episode Date: April 13, 2020

Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities

Yeah, I'm just like, I don't really want to get, you know, fucking wet anymore. Wet? little sheep, little lamb, little lamb chop, Steve Dave. First they postponed Burning Man, and I did not speak out because really, who cares about a bunch of hippies and pretentious artists and riding bikes naked in all that other shit? Then they postponed Coachella, and I gave you even less of a shit about that. Trust fun babies, rich celebrities from L.I. whoo, let's all put flowers in our hair and use Instagram filters? And then they postponed the 10th anniversary, tell them Steve Dave, and that is something that's worth talking about. Yes, unfortunately, we have fallen prey to the corona post-pomant, the corona effect. The show is going to be postponed for exactly

364 days. We're looking at June 12th, 2021 to celebrate the Tellum Steve Dave, 11th anniversary bash, and that seems to make more sense even than us having a 10th anniversary bash. And the way it works is that it's postponed. So if you have your tickets, you have your tickets. You're set for next year. If you do not want to keep your tickets, you can get a refund. I don't know exactly how you do that, but you know, go to ticket master, what have you. Oh, that you really don't have to do anything aside from cancel your travel arrangements and your hotels and your Airbnb's and all that stuff I wanted to be able to tell you as soon as possible so that you can do that while the travel industry is still being a little bit lenient with that sort of thing so of course it sucks

and of course it's beat because now what do I have to look forward to the rest of this year? Nothing. I've got nothing to look forward to the rest of this year. Don't worry. We'll get through it together. By that time, we won't have to be wearing masks, and I think people won't be as afraid anymore, and everyone can have a chance to sort of economically recover from this bullshit, And then we'll gather in large groups and maybe we'll give each other a different kind of disease. I don't know, an STD maybe. Something new, some kind of new STD

that everyone's like, oh my God, you have that gross, but not deadly, just, you know, stigmatizing. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. We've got a perfect triangulation of personalities here for you. Two in Jersey, one in Staten Island. Are you awesome or not? Come on, I'm trying to build some excitement

here. I don't know the angle. I've never heard you describe it that way before. I thought you were going somewhere with it. No, of course not. I do the light stuff and then every line you do to do the heavy lifting. Pop in with a remark here and there. Remind people like, hey, I'm here too. That kind of thing. That's funny because I thought I don't my job was popping in everyone's. Speaking of popping in, Walt Flanagan popped in on me today. Stop by my place. What kind half-ass social distancing is this? It was very solid.

Let me tell you, because he had a sweet tell-em-steve Dave Scarfer wrapped around his face. How's he said he would? Oh, yeah. He did say that. Yeah, I didn't really dig, man. I was the first time I had a worth, though. It's just too hot.

It just made me, it just is not comfortable, but I guess those are the the price you have to pay them. Well, it's not really designed as a COVID-19 mask. So when he says it's too good, I think he's saying sign up to Patreon and get stuff. I mean, this thing can stop a bullet. Yeah, it's heavy. You're not the only person I saw today. I actually had to go out for one of my first joints out to the real world today

and I had to get my car serviced. So I got to see the one and only Sunday Jeff today for the first time in weeks. But he's part of an essential business, I guess. Yeah, yeah, he's deemed essential. So is his great grandfather in World War II. Wow, so how was that? It was interesting, of course. Was it like I didn't miss anything?

I thought I'd miss something. They're literally nothing. They made the people who were getting their car service, though, wait in a trailer. I thought that this was, I guess, more safe for whatever reason. So they rented this trailer. It's like a trailer that you would have on a, you know, like the last trailer was in it, very much reminded me of the reboot set, because it was a trailer like that. Oh, high wagon right that's what they call him cute honey wagon like a small trailer with like a little bathroom and bed. Yeah, there was no problem. Go ahead. Yeah, that was just agreeing with him. But

there yeah, there was no honey there was no bathroom or bed, but there was like a TV in a magazine stand at a coffee pot and about 16 chairs, but I was the only one there for the entire time. So when I grow up in my car and the mechanic is just like, all right, it'll be about an hour and a half and I'm looking around and like, why? There's no one else here. What were you get done? What's getting done again? Just maintenance. It said I had to bring it in and get the the oil changed and the I guess just the maintenance light came on right so you got to bring it in and an hour and a half I said even though in Sunday Jeff couldn't couldn't you didn't get the special treatment? even knowing Sunday Jeff couldn't, couldn't, you didn't get the special treatment.

I think that was the quick special treatment. He's sitting in the trailer monitoring everyone for Corona. In the nobody else came in, so I sat in a trailer for an hour and a half watching Bravo. Oh, that's all like the Andy Cohen, like housewives show all that stuff. Right. Yeah, there was a whole bunch of drama like on these reality shows on. And I was just like, you got to be fucking kidding me. And I texted Jeff. It is like, yeah, I can't come out. I'm the only one in my department.

I can't leave. Come out here and change your channel Sunday, Jeff. Where's my darset day? Yeah, but that was my big outing for today. You know how did the field three weeks? It was nice to get out and actually do something even as mundane as sitting in a trailer around myself. It was just the walls changed a little bit, you know, the four walls are different. Yeah.

So, so it was a bit of a, it was exciting to be out and about a little bit, you know, the four rolls are different. Yeah. So, so it was a bit of a, it was exciting to be out and about a little bit, you know, and, and just drive a little, you know, and also you had a destination. It's not like, all right, we're just going to take a ride to Sandy Hook and back and not get out of the car, you know, it's like, oh, I have, like, I have a task at hand, something that needs to be accomplished. As mundane and as much as it would annoy me, if COVID wasn't around. That's right.

That's right. Yeah. And then the people at the dealership where you're getting your car service, I walked in because they're doing a whole bunch of construction. So I walked into their garage and you would have thought I walked in with like a fucking flame throw or people like jumped up or like, you know, I'll have back in here. You're going to stay back behind that green line.

I'm like, okay. They're all in masks and people are terrified. People seem to really care or not care at all. Yeah. People seem to really care or not care at all Yeah, like they fell into two categories. I was just reading about this pastor who is down in New Orleans, I guess from Artigraf. He likes the blues and shit, you know, now he really has the blues Because he was denouncing that he was he was saying that it's a a bunch of bullshit, mass hysteria.

The media was using the outbreak to hurt President Trump, all that type of stuff. And Pastor is now no longer with us. He's been sent out the pasture this past year. Oh, he died. He died, yeah. Because he was sending, yeah, he was sending memes on his Facebook page saying like,

ah, it's like bullshit, it's not true, it's an overreaction, and he started to feel on well when he was in New Orleans, but then he tested negative, but then he got some worse symptoms, and as he was battling those symptoms, he shared a controversial meme comparing coronavirus deaths to swine flu deaths. That meme is no longer visible on his Facebook page. Understandably. He said that in the comments, he said it believes it's a real issue, but he believes the media is pumping out fear and doing more harm than good.

Well, no, not really. You should have been afraid, right? You should be afraid. Yeah, you should be afraid. It seems to me like maybe if he didn't have that attitude, he'd be okay right now. Yes, he would be. So, I don't know, but he was concerned about President Trump and his rep. Yeah, well, maybe he shouldn't let President Trump worry about President Trump's rep. Yeah, or the billions of other people who are worrying about it, you worry about not getting sick when you have a family and your daughter is as cute as now you're leaving her to the wolves, little sheep, little lamb, little lamb chop, you know?

Hello, could you your six feet under like a fucking know? No, look, a six feet under, like a fucking jerk. Wow, yeah. Like a jerk. Mm-hmm. That's right. That's fun. The, this is fun. Yeah.

Just talking about like the different depth during the week. Oh, man. The, the, the people who, I don't understand, like there's the religious people who I think are like will be protected. There's religious people who then who feel like I might not be protected, but it's the draw is so strong to just have to go to church, you know, and I don't quite understand. Who you're doing? Who's crumpling that newspaper? I have to admit that to me. It's over now. Sorry, I got Benjamin Catt over here. I'm trying to keep him up. I don't want him to me out. But I don't know, man. I mean, I got Benjamin Katt over here. I'm trying to keep him up. All right. All right. Sorry, but he should, I don't want him to me out, but I, yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, I gave him that what what faith and what the church is more like in times like this,

so like, um, kind of feel comforted, feel like you're being looked after. That shit. Um, yes, but not like because I go to church and because I'm religious, it will magically avoid me. Like in South Korea, I saw this video of a guy, some pastor who was like, Hey, guys, line up to the congregation. Line up. I have this saline spray. Let me spray it in your mouth.

You're not going to get corona guaranteed, right? So I guess the first fucking person had Corona who did it because he's using the same spray nozzle for everyone's mouth and they're all lined up like it's a communion. So it's like put the spray nozzle in this person's mouth and a little spray next person next person 26 people get Corona. If that doesn't prove that going to church it's okay to not go to church for just a little while i i don't know what does yeah

but you should need a need that to not go you should just need the authorities and the and the experts be like hey man you should have to do fucking those they dropped the full i don't know man i guess people i don't know dude like what i don't know I don't know, dude. I don't know. I don't know what would drive a person a fucking go-to-a-tack to room with other people at this time.

I can't even wrap my head around it. I go for walks in my neighborhood and shit like that. And like, Walt, when you cross that green line, like, everybody's just crossing streets when they see each other come in and shit like that. This is the same response. Going a church going to any building back to people if you don't have to That's crazy man. That's that's just fucking that it's sterile. I don't know It's beyond it. It's crazy now like people I know it like I've started to hear about people I actually know dying

People I know but poor guys in my firehouse It's almost half the firehouse now. At this point has it like it's just like fucking, it's a real fucking issue, man. Like I don't understand how people are not thinking it's serious, but I just don't. I don't get it. Oh, so since like we've been doing these phone until Tom Steve Dave's, you have now gotten when that people you know have enough because initially a couple weeks ago, um, you didn't know anybody, right? But now

you do. I know so many people now that you have it who are affected by it or have lost someone because of it. Like, I mean, I am living in New York City. So it's like, I guess that's going to be an obvious thing to say. You know what I mean? Stanile. Hey. I'm living in New York City, so it's like, I guess that's gonna be an obvious thing to say. You know what I mean? Stand out. Hey. It's not so obvious. I'll make you your date.

There you go. I guess it would be obvious. I mean, I'm looking at, okay. I don't mean to outdo you, but does Jersey have more cases? No. No. Then what? In New York?

Yeah. Oh, with the epicenter of the entire fucking state issue. Dude, it's fucking so bad. It's like, it's trying to escape from New York over here. Yeah, I know that people have been saying, like, they're seeing a lot more homeless people, and this has been nice. A lot more homeless people hanging out, and it really, like, really sort of highlights how many homeless and or crazy people.

There are out there Yeah, cuz what do they do it? They just wander around right now. You got nowhere to go Yeah, I think nobody did get money from Oh, dude, that was so funny when I when I drove into Manhattan, I see and This fucking woman is this fucking crazed street woman comes up to the car It's just like yo, you got money? You got a dollar? Look at that, I'm like, yo, you got Corona? Fuckin' world. Do you think I'm rolling down this window and it's right in here now? In her world. Yeah, and like then you look at her and I'm like, you know, she's holding up one

side of a pants and her ass is sticking out and shit. It's like, itits like you just like oh man like this is the lost person who's not concerned about corona at all no it does not occur to them yeah but uh... yeah but there are but that's been new york city under the blasio anyway

but can i every every every month in month out this city gets worse and worse under that guy well why do they what What do you think? This is the comparison they really like to make now. Coronavirus has now killed more New Jersey residents in 9-11 attacks. It's killed more New York residents in 9-11 attacks. It's like well of course that's probably gonna be the case. Like, I don't understand the comparison. Like you're talking about one single event in a very isolated, not isolated, but a very specific area versus this could go anywhere. It is everywhere. So of course, that was eventually going to happen

if it was continuing at this rate because then then it's like what other benchmarks I guess? Hopefully not the Spanish flu. Oh God. We can't lose quarter of a million people in this country. They were saying, yeah. That's so many people. That is a lot of people. Yeah, that's like, how many people can a football stadium hold?

Well, oh, I believe that's like how many people kind of football stadium hold what oh I believe it's like a hundred thousand For 60,000 60,000. I'm sorry. Yeah, I think WrestleMania last year was like 75,000 or so And that was if I remember correctly So four of them filled up with people that are like damn I should listen to or damn or damn, I wish I wasn't old or damn, I'm unlucky. Because sometimes just you're fucking unlucky. That's crazy. Well, they know that in, yeah, I know that you were last week giving serious consideration to doing a little naked cooking, TikTok and Instagram stuff. You might want to back off those plans a little, this Paige Van Zant with her husband,

Austin Vanderford, they've been sharing their naked adventures while quarantining. They're getting a little pushback after these nearly nude pictures on Instagram. Really? So here's some of the comments. I'm a Dunman, so thirsty for likes and attention SMH. I'm so effinsicc of this.

Another responded. Can I just buy the sex tape or what one comment or pressed? So I sent you guys that picture. The reference picture, did you see it? Well, I did. A propria for Instagram? Like your girls have Instagram? Is that something that you're like, ah, it's okay.

I imagine that it's, that there's probably worse on there, right? No. I had the guess. No, Instagram's a big like no nudity app. Oh, really? Okay. So that's kind of as bad as it gets this is about as bad as it gets you Has been removed true Yeah, I don't you're not allowed to have nudity on Instagram. You can have near nudity. You can have a Close to anybody find out though. That's as you report it

People will report it or I guess they must have moderators that go through shit, you know, and then they decide. Of course people have reported. Oh God. Why aren't they? Why aren't they in church? The fucking hall monitor is run the world. They won. We gave them permission to tell us what to say and what not to say we had to think and how not to think. And this is now we're in. Now you can't even see a pair of tips on Instagram. So everybody's happy.

Yeah, all in all in all in service of making somebody happy that you don't really even care about it. But there are so many. Talk about there's so many other places that want to find out if that's an open corner. It needs to be everywhere wall. I know this thing, I know this thing, the anger and the and the there are so numerous too many new places where you can find that. The hands of millions of websites.

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It didn't look like... It looks to me like that was like taking out a studio or something. Yeah, it does look good. I mean, it's obviously at their house because there's like a TV and all this shit in the background. I think it's probably just filters, you know, they're able to yeah, yeah, they're able to achieve that effect with a couple filters Some filters on our fucking patreon videos, so we don't look so fucking flappy and fucking that shit. Oh, dude. No shit I took a picture of sage the other day. I was like, I get what? Why did no one tell me I'm this bald? Why didn't no one tell me this? Look at this

hairline. Some friends. Could you get a filter? I need a hair filter. I think I'm up top like the beetles or some shit. I don't know. Yeah, I'm like, God damn. No, I think the more relatable we stay the better guys. I wouldn't I wouldn't try and uh, let's not glam up. It's easy for you to say. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. I was just thinking the same thing. He's like, all right, let's just stop it there. No more improvements on us. That's the last one. I started my hair because I was bored. I'm not keeping it.

I just wanted to see what it looks like. And looking at all picture of you from like two years ago. Dude, it's fucking nuts. I can't, I forgot that I had brown hair. Like I'm doing it. I'm looking at it. I'm gonna wake up in the morning. And I go, and I can take a shower forgot that I had brown hair. Like I'm doing it. I'm like, wait up in the morning. And I go, and I can take a shower, I get to rest,

I go to the fucking, you know, near it or whatever, and I look at my head, like, oh, fuck. That's what I used to look like. Look at that hair, and it makes you sad. Well, because then you post, then you post the picture, right? And everyone's like, oh, you look so good. And it's like, this is what they used to say, right?

But my hair was dark. I haven't heard that in some time. Oh my god, my mother's the worst. She's like, it looks so good. You should keep doing it. It looks so good. I love the way it looks. And I'm like, what the fuck man?

Really bad about myself. But maybe it's about her. Like it makes her feel older if she's like, oh, my son, that my son looks like a grandpa You know what does that make me Well take it from a guy From a guy who has regularly done this since since in his 30s Yeah, cuz my head went gray really early

Um, I haven't you know have been able to get a haircut because of what's going on and I'm figure while I'm not going to dye my hair just to sit inside the house. So now my hair has grown this bizarre greenish, brownish color as it was and all they die from the last time I died. It is coming out. It's just a mess. I don't want to say anything. I thought you had gone swimming in an overly chlorinated pool. I just actually want to look like...

Yes! Yeah, I remember a buddy of mine, Renee. She, you know, remember Renee sends... She dider her blue and then when it washes out, yeah, it goes to green and then it strips down to no collar. Yeah, that's what that's what I'm in the process of right now. So, um, it was a come out as it come like gray, like gray ashore, like streaks of gray. I never have let it go completely gray since I started back in the early late 90s doing it. So I don't even know, I won't let it get to that point though.

I can't let myself go that much, even in this, even at the state, if you have the world is going down it, or going up the flames, I'm going to fucking die that hair. Let me get one more die job in. And then we'll kill ourselves. I don't think that I could just start, right? Like I can't just start dying my hair now. Like too many people have seen it. Oh, you could.

You can do whatever the hell you want. Who cares at this point? You do what you want. Do what makes you feel good. Yeah, now you're coming around. I always call that my... Yeah, not so much when coming around. I always call down like that. Yeah, not so much when I'm fucking taking thousands of dollars with a pills a week then it's fucking doesn't apply. Well, almost.

The harmless thing, like dying hair rather than slowly poison yourself. All right, okay fair point. All right, okay fair point. Kee, I think you could because in time, if you keep it up, in time people will sort of not remember that it was gray. And then you can get to a point where it's like really embarrassing. You're like 60 and they're like fuck you get the fuck outta here. Hey, we're all like there. We're all close.

I saw two things this week. You know, we were watching Ozark. Do you watch Ozark? Yes, I know I got a real good second season not so much third season has been really good and they're oh this is a spoiler though I don't know if people will be upset. I don't spoil it. All right. Yeah, I won't say anything about that one But I can spoil this one where we watched I won't say anything about that one, but I can spoil this one where we watched the hangover. I hadn't seen it in a long time. So we rewatched the hangover and there's one part where like the guys go in to check on their friend and they're in a hospital talking to a doctor. And for some reason, there's this old guy getting examined at the same time the guys are trying to talk to the doctor and the whole joke about it is the guy is like 80 years old and

doesn't like his his his form it doesn't look like a human form it looks like sort of like a mold like a plastic mold that was exposed to heat so it became sort of malformed, and then they poured them into it. It's like not a real body. And I'm like, dude, I mean, how do you end up looking like that? Because there are people who look relatively normal into their 80s, like body wise. But this dude, I'm like, not at all. I'm like, what if that happens to me? And I'm looking at her and I'm like,

when I'm 80, you're gonna be like 54 or something. And it's like, there's no possible way. I'm like, if I'm 80, you're gonna be like 54 or something. And it's like, there's no possible way. I'm like, if I look like this guy, he looks like a toad. Like, he literally look like a toad with hair all over his back and face and arms and shit. So I'm like, as long as you could still crack the jokes and make her laugh, it doesn't matter. Yeah, she'll accept that.

Tell you. That was a tough look. Right, Kelly. Mm-hmm. It's true, man. As long as you could still make her, I mean, keep her laughing. It'll, it'll, like, she won't even notice probably. Well, you know what? You may be right, because when we first started dating, I was 300 pounds. laugh and it'll it'll like she won't even notice probably.

Well, you know what? You may be right because when we first started dating, I was 300 pounds. Like I was I was pretty fat. So if she was willing to accept that, who knows how low her standards are? Maybe we've just begun to explore them. I was looking up this. I think I was talking to you about earlier wall or mentioning, I saw it online today. There's something, fuck hold on, let me pull it up, as it's going to take a fucking hundred

years. All right, here we go. And I doubt you're familiar with this. It's something called ASMR, autonomous sensory meridian response. Sometimes auto sensory meridian response. It's a tingling sensation that typically begins on your scalp and moves down the back of your neck, right? Spider senses.

Spider senses, like a tingly, well, there are different things. I felt, because I saw something about it today and I was like, holy shit, it's so long to read about this stuff. So I really tried to condense it. It's the subjective experience of low grade euphoria characterized by a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation to the skin. A genre of videos which are intended to stimulate ASMR has emerged of which over 13 million are on YouTube, right? And I watched some of these, some of these videos, and I'll tell you about them in a minute,

very weird. So the, it says, the subjective experience sensation and perceptual phenomenon of ASMR is described by some of those susceptible as akin to a mild electrical current, or the carbonated bubbles in a glass of champagne. The tingles, the, let's see, they can't decide whether it's sexual or non-sexual, can you be sexually aroused by it? Because it's like, here are some of the triggers, all right? And this is where I was thinking about you, Walt. Yeah, I think I have this.

I have watched some of it. I have. Oh, you're aware of this? Yeah, yeah, because I use some of them to go to sleep at night. Really? The one I was thinking of, I doubt it, but because I know getting your hair cut.

Yeah, yeah, that's why come from, the buzzers. I put the phone right on top of my ear and then I put my night mask on and I hold the night mask over the phone and then I just listen to the buzzers and I'll just fall asleep. Wait, you have like a buzzing? Like it's... No, like the electric buzzers that you get your hair when you get your hair cut. Oh, I just get the fuck outta here, you know, the electric buzzers that you get your hair when you get your hair cut. Oh, just get the fuck outta here, really? Yeah, yeah, definitely do that.

From time to time, not every night, but yeah, I'm gonna have, but there's some nights I'll just think, oh yeah, I wanted to send to buzzers, and I'll just put that on, and I'll use my nightmares to hold the phone to my ear, and that's all closely. And then the girls are like, remember when it was just him lying under the bed?

I've used it on my iPad when we were tour and we're weird hotels every night and stuff like that and some of them aren't that quiet. Like I'll put on a rain machine or something like that on the iPad and play that and false. So sometimes a train, it doesn't need you. It's said that they'll have seven hours of it, right? Yeah, it just loops. You can just loop it all night if you want. Yep. Here are some of the, some of them that,

the stimuli that can trigger it, listening to a softly spoken or whispering voice, watching someone attentively execute a mundane task such as preparing food, loudly chewing, crunching, slurping, or biting foods, drinks, or gum, receiving personal attention, and that's like you want the hair, the buzzers. Yeah, yeah, that's very relaxing. Tapping typically nails onto surfaces such as plastic wood metal hand movements,

especially onto one's face. I guess that's like tickling your face or something. Certain types of music. That's not gonna be heard though. Oh, it doesn't have to necessarily just be heard. It could be like visual as well. Yeah, I got yeah, that's why they have the video. Some of them I know, especially onto one's face. So I guess the video some of them I guess especially onto one's face So I guess the video is of that person doing that onto their own face

Certain types of music and listening to a person blow or exhale into a microphone So if anybody likes that just listen to any episode with Gidham You'll be ready to rock He maintains it was you he still maintains it was you Now I don't sit that close to the mic. So I doubt it was me. Also, I don't have like, I'm not that fat anymore. So there wouldn't be me.

Yeah, do you have any of these Q like that that you really, like Walt has mentioned in the past that the hair color, because it's like this weird like relaxation that I guess it just dumps a tiny bit of serotonin into your system or something Yeah, I just jerk off. That's it. Uh, that would fall under tactile. Yeah I'm talking about self-care. Yeah, like that's not always an option though. Is it cute? yeah yeah like that that's not always an option though is it cute? he's cute of course it is who's gonna stop him I got some tink on that fucking window

I got surely like hotel rooms and stuff like that but the uh but uh yeah I don't know what you're talking about no guys boys turn your hands This way Now I think that yeah, I think I said I got a train thing if stuff shit like that you know that game civilization you're putting that video game? No, I see if they call it so this is it's been around for fucking ever and what I what I find that game it's like if I'm anywhere and I start playing that game it's just like the hours melt and before you know I'm notting off. I guess that too yeah. Have you searched for that video on YouTube though whatever the soundtrack or whatever the noise is in like I bet you somebody's recorded that game and you can just listen to it on a video.

Oh you know I actually usually shut the sound off and just on video. Oh, you know, actually I usually shut the sound off and just play silently. Oh, okay. Oh, all right. So it's definitely not an audio thing for you. It's a thing. No, it's like, so that it's just like a mindless task. It's like, the city here do this.

Don't even think about it. It doesn't matter. And then I just, I feel stressed going away and then I just stuck it and sleepy. Good game that that's in six. That's is that way with TV shows to like a TV show you know really well. You just kind of put it on and drift off. Yeah.

Shit like that kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Golden girls. I think that's good for me to put that on. Walt, they think that, you know, for people that dig the, What they think that, you know, for people that dig the hair, the hair stuff, anything to do with hair nails or whatever, they think it could go back to the evolutionary origins, you know, like when monkeys are grooming each other and shit.

So that makes sense. That's why people I do have, I like the nail thing too, though, to tapping of the nail thing. Oh, you like that? Yeah, that's also another one of my ones that somehow is soothing as well. The cats sleep on the bed with me in par. Like that'll like that's like Buckman. That's like a dark to my neck.

Yeah, what if they shit all over your paper work? That's it. I mean, that probably has that. I'm going to kill them. They said Bob Ross can trigger this in a lot of people because of the visual plus he speaks of softly that I guess he does that for quite a few people. I would imagine I guarantee you're probably going to hear some people say you can do that to them. Your voice, I think you have, I've seen it actually, I know I have seen online people comment that your voice is.

Does does that kind of has that kind of effect on them on certain listeners. Yeah, like hypnotic, like you sound like hair buzzers to me. I can't take it. No, I can't. I've actually seen that a couple times. I don't think, you know, someone mentioned that that you have that ability. You have, you reach those certain decibels or whatever you want to call it. Oh, those like low bassy tones. and decibels or whatever you want to call it. Oh, those like low-beasy tones.

Yeah, I don't have that ability. And I haven't heard anybody say Q has it yet, but. Never know. I look, he has the hair. Let me have the... Yeah, I see that. Jesus Christ, does he need everything? Yes.

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The big five personality traits known as the five factor model, let's see, the five factors that will determine your personality, I guess. These are five broad dimensions. Openness to experience, conscientiousness, extraversion, agreeableness, and neuroticism. All right? So we can test each other. Openness to experience. Each of the three of us. So sample items would be, I have excellent ideas. I'm quick to understand things. I use difficult words. I'm full of ideas. Those are some of the things that would indicate your open to experience. Well, to me, it feels like any time anybody wants to talk about open to experiences,

either it's gonna be like drugs. Mm-hmm. Or when you were over today, I'm like, take off that scarf, boy, come on. It's a new world. Kiss a little. Yeah, sex or drugs. Yeah, open to experience. Well, this is saying a general appreciation for art, emotion, adventure, unusual ideas, imagination, curiosity, and a variety of experience. They tend when compared to close people to be more creative and aware of their feelings, and they are more likely to hold unconventional beliefs. High openness

can be perceived as unpredictability or lack of focus. Oh, high openness. Okay. So if you're really open, then you could be unpredictable, lack of focus, more likely to engage in risky behavior or drug taking. High openness are said to pursue self-actualization, specifically by seeking out intense euphoric experiences. Conversely, those with low openness seek to gain fulfillment through perseverance and are characterized as pragmatic and data-driven, sometimes even perceived to be dogmatic. characterized as pragmatic and data driven, sometimes you even perceive to be dogmatic. So, well, I think we see both of us there. Queue, where do you fall? I don't know.

I feel, according to that one quiz that I could barely understand, I'm guessing that I'm pretty open. Is that what the end result is? I would say so. Yeah, I think so. I know and know. I know I am. All right. I know. Benjamin agrees. Yeah, I think that I would say I'm pretty open to new experiences. I think the older I get though, like I just those experiences have to be very specifically

managed. Measure it out. Yeah, I'm just, I don't really want to get, you know, fucking wet anymore. Wet? Yeah, I don't want to go white water river rafting. I don't have any window for something. I thought you were talking about a joint soaked in formaldehyde. I don't want to deal with too many new people. So that's an issue. But yeah, I mean, you know, I guess I'm getting less open as I get older. That's tense to happen, all right? Yeah, I think it's natural, right?

Well, also because fewer people want to talk to you about anything, right? Like the older you get, like unless you, like you, people obviously want to talk to you, but the older you get, the less they want to talk to you for your Joe average I think right how many old people did you talk to when you were young I don't you wish you talked to more oh my god I so wish I talked to more I don't know what the fuck the grandparents were alive and right there and I then just sit them down with a microphone like ask them a billion questions about life I don't know what's wrong. Brian, are you coming over for dinner? Sorry, grandma. When we got a grill like this, we're talking pussy 24 seven. Tell somebody who cares. Grandma, would you say?

Look at this brown hair, grandma. It's never gonna go gray like yours your old bag. That's probably why grandpa died. You're gross. Number two, that conscientiousness. I think we're all gonna weigh in on the same here. Attendance, you to display self-discipline act dutifully and strive for achievement against measures or outside expectations. And related to the way in which people control regulate and direct their impulses. High conscientiousness is often perceived as being stubborn and focused, where low conscientiousness

is associated with flexibility and spontaneity, but can also appear as sloppiness and lack of reliability. Wow. I'm not following here. It feels like it's either the most extreme or the extreme is like it applies to both. Well, yeah. I mean, if you're highly conscientious, I think that the person is more like you, where if they have low conscientiousness, they're kind of more like you, where if they have low consciousness,

they're kind of more like me. Like you're very disciplined, you're very, like you have a direct vision of things, you're not given to capriciousness, you know. So. What does that mean? Capriciousness. Like just folly, like when spare the moment type shit, you know

But I okay, so I'm not following though. So people who like the ASR can either be Not into that. Oh, this is something totally This is something something different something different that that plays in and at the end at the end of this will We'll figure it out end at the end of this we'll figure it out. So just a quick side out. Do you think that's a Patreon, which you do like at TomCDASRM? Oh, read something or,

oh, you can do something? Yeah, we could just like each do like 15 minutes of stuff and then like we could sprinkle in some like get them breathing. Yeah, well, yeah. That's a good idea. Yeah. There was a, I think, go ahead. No, I think, you know, we put some buzzing clippers in there.

Well, what's talking about? I think it's all with it. Yeah, I mean, the, there was on the YouTube videos, there was like, oh, it's made for it. And there's a lady who's like, she's sitting behind or standing behind what appears to be like a, like a mannequin head. And on either side, it's wired up.

So she can like whisper into either ear. And so as she's doing it, I guess the people who are into whispering and are listening to it, you got to listen to it on headphones because it's like this three feet. Yeah, it's a whispering too. Oh, you like that? What do you have to be whispering? That's like satanic shit, man. No, it could be.

I mean, maybe just like, you know, it could be anything. It would actually be more, it'd be more enjoyable if it was just my date stuff like, you know, like, she just like, you know, just a date and let him talk you to sleep? Think of his shouting at the top of his lungs And where do you find yourself? You seem conscientious Q I don't know man. I think I think all my successes come from being part of a team. Yeah, I don't think left to my own devices any of this would have been achieved What's all ever because now even now and in fucking like

And I don't do anything like I don't do anything. I just work within the framework of what I have. I don't strive for more. So I don't think so. Yeah, maybe yeah. I'm like that too, or I'm like, all right, what are we going to do next? And then I think my natural state of being it's fucking lazy as shit, but I just don't get to indulge it that often.

Yeah, this one's easy. I have no fight. You guys have a fire in your belly to do anything? Fire? Yeah, it depends. I guess it depends on like the, uh, I work it on something for Patreon and the other day I was super into it. So like in those moments, I'll get a whole bunch of work done.

Um, because it's, because it's something I like something I'm really into. But in a general fire, like, let me go out there and seize the day and, you know, exploit every opportunity. I'm just young people who haven't learned yet. What about you, Walt Fire? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean, it depends on what you what the achievement, I mean, I don't think my the achievement I'm realistic to understand that the achievement is not going to be something that's going to be recognized by a hello I whole hell of a lot of people. Yeah, but there are things that I am striving to complete and get done constantly though I feel because you want more. Yeah, and because I've gotten the

Yeah, and because I've gotten the, I've got the means to do it. I've got the ability to do it. I, and I want to do it. So I'm going to do it then. Yeah, I like one of my, go ahead. Good. I was going to say one of my favorite moments from any live show we've ever done was that blood spitting because I'm like this is something he really wanted to do and you don't get many chances to spit blood while dressed like a narrow right right now. No, no, you know, I was like that's so cool that he was able to seize on that, you know. Do you remember with the whole front row after we brought this? Like, that was in an Arab free corona. Oh, could you imagine today I'm spitting blood especially.

I mean, are we all fucked or is this a good show? I can't tell. Four ladies in the front. I remember the face. They were a gas. She had white pants, all right. I remember, I just remember the look of horror because I guess they had no idea it was coming. It felt horrible. I felt terrible.

I don't think I have a story though. Now they're like, oh yeah. After being promised that our clothes wouldn't get ruined. I had no idea that it would travel as far as it did. Uh, hey, what are you gonna do? Dr. Rocker's role, man. It is. It is the first time I've spent in blood, though.

I mean, I'm sure Gene, when he first spit blood, it didn't go perfect. Yeah, and I bet you he didn't go to everyone in the front row and be like, guys, just so you know. There's two more things here. Big difference, though. Oh, God. Big difference. Big difference between getting Gene spin blunt on you and so I, some guy to top hat. Is there no like, oh yeah. I don't know if I walked away with the story, I'd be equally like what the fuck from either.

Gene, I would think did it on purpose. You know? Well, I mean, I just think he's in a state, and at the moment, like you know, when you get in that state, he's not going to be held accountable. Yeah, and he's, he's, he's, like, you are kind of like reserved in the way we spit it. We just spit it right.

We don't want to splatter the floor, because somebody was going to have to clean it up the stage. Right. I just did not expect it to explode from that stage, like it did onto those people who were sitting in the front. Some cool pictures of how all that bloody mist in the air. Yeah, I wonder if those people still listen, though. Not after that, like, her own. I hope they still listen, you know, and I still want them to know.

I still feel bad, know they got blood on them Yeah, I would not hold on to it like you did and that comes to the topic of agreeableness That's the next trait agreeable into agreeable individuals value getting along with others They are generally considerate kind generous trusting and trustworthy helpful and willing to compromise their interests with others They have an optimistic view of human nature. Disagreeable. They play self-interest above getting along with others. They are generally unconcerned with others well-being and are less likely to extend themselves for other people. Sometimes their skepticism about others' motives cause them to be suspicious and friendly and uncooperative. Low agreeable in this

personality are often competitive or challenging people which can be seen as argumentative or untrustworthy. So, all right. Think you're agreeable, won't? I think so. I think I fall somewhere in between both, somewhere in the middle. Yeah, you're self-sacrifice for another person

is only gonna go so far. What about you, Q? Agreeable? Yeah, I think I'm lying. I think I'm fooling around. You're so disagreeable. Wow, I think I'm really agreeable. I think I'm agreeable. Yeah, I think everybody who works with me, I think, would say that I'm agreeable. Oh, that'll cause no trouble Then the last one with the last one is neuroticism. I mean, I do have a dim view of humanity most of the times

Right, so maybe so it's a little bit of Colomaniacolombia. Yeah, so like well, you're sort of falling in the middle to top level The last one is neuroticism, which is the tendency to experience negative emotions, such as anger, anxiety, or depression. It is sometimes called emotional instability, or is reversed and referred to as emotional stability. Okay. That doesn't pay any attention to that last part. Those who score high in neuroticism are emotionally reactive and vulnerable to stress, also tending to be flimp it and flip it in the way that they express emotion, or likely to interpret ordinary situations as threatening and minor frustrations as

hopelessly difficult. Their negative emotional reactions tend to persist run usually long periods, which means they're often in a bad mood. Naroticism is connected to a pessimistic approach towards work, confidence that work impede personal relationships and apparent anxiety linked with work. Wow. All right. People who score low or less easily upset, less emotionally reactive tend to be calm, emotionally stable and free from persistent negative feelings. Is that you all? Oh, I don't think so. No, I would say that's the opposite. So if you're scoring low, it means you're not upset that easily. You're less emotionally reactive to things.

You're calmer, you're more emotionally stable. And you don't have that feelings. I think I tend to fall more often than home. So we're all alone. Yeah. Q. Merotic. I don't think so. Yeah.

It's all good, baby. It's all good. Yeah. You know what else is good? And I'm actually going to play part of this from last week because the excitement that I saw from Walt Flanagan was palpable as they say. The Raycon earbuds. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I've used them now right now right not for the slow call but I'm using them every day man. These are Raycon Ear Buds. And I got to be honest, when I got them,

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Yeah, I don't know it plugs up your ear enough that it's like noise suppressing or something, you know? You do the first wireless ones I've ever used so this is my first impression from the phenomenal And while we know you like I'm gonna play your things at the end of this Yeah, I mean this is the sleekest piece of merch that we've ever pimped on Tom Steve Dave. This thing, I'm holding it in my hand right now, the little bullet case that it comes that they come in, the little blue case.

I mean, it's designed to look like the most high-end, It's designed to look like the most high-end but still affordable earbuds on the market, I think. I think this company is or is poised to corner the market on the earbuds. Yeah, these are awesome. One of the best things we have ever pushed we've ever pushed on some state of mind. They're in Miundi's territory. In Casper, yeah. So they start out about half the price of other premium wireless earbuds on the market,

and they sound just as amazing. Their newest model, the everyday E25-year buds, are their best ones yet, with six hours of playtime, both seamless Bluetooth pairing, more bass, and a compact design that gives you a nice noise isolating. That's the what I was looking for. Noise isolating fit. Raycon's wireless earbuds are so comfortable, perfect for on the go listening and taking phone calls. Please share your experience, which I did I sleep with earbuds in. And I had a couple that like they fall out constantly and go under the bed and all that shit these I slept with them last night They don't fall out at all. So if you want to listen to your AMSR stuff, you know Yeah, that's the ones. Yeah, your buzzing and stuff. Yeah, see that you can do the wall. Could you sleep with them in wall?

I've tried I haven't used these as a sleep. Well yet because I found that when I haven't used these as a sleepwalk yet because I found that when I lay on my side, they wake up with sore ears from having them at all night. Oh, God, Jim. Yes. But I haven't used these yet. Maybe next time we do an ad, I'll try to sleep with them overnight with them in here. How many years fair the next morning? Let's see.

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like elegant earrings. It's like day-to-day wear. It's like a day-to-day wear. I mean, it really looks like these elegant earrings from like a yesteryear when women would wear like long, like these big, goy earrings to like the ball or something. It's just really weird when you see the guys walking around with stems in their ears. The East can't even tell.

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What like the ice bucket challenge? Yeah, that kind of challenge, that sort of stuff. They're not ones to be prone to fall into the trends of like a challenge comes, like takes the internet by storm. They looked at the green dress, or to see if it was black or green. They liked that challenge because that was easy. They looked at a picture to see what color the dress was.

Right. But the ice bucket one, that was a bit too much probably. They would not probably... You didn't want ice on them. They couldn't get all hyped up for that one. bucket one that was a bit too much probably they would not probably I didn't want ice on them they they couldn't get all hyped up for that one they need something a little bit more you know a little bit slower paste yeah I mean that that that's good I mean the the some of these challenges what the

fuck god damn it. I'm in so many challenges? Cinnamon challenge yeah people have come close to dying from that. Really? Oh yeah I guess because you can't eat cinnamon it does something that'll close up your throat or some shit that's why people have hard time breathing. I didn't know that. Yeah here's some of the challenges the tide pod challenge. We all remember that oh, yeah, yeah, they didn't get into that Good They didn't get into tide pod In my I was hoping sage wood I could have saved a couple bucks on feed and her but These these challenges where people get out of their car and dance around it

While a song is playing The condom challenge anybody do that Condom challenge Walt you stick a rubber up one no nostril deeply in hell and pull it out the other without Getting impugin. Oh my god. Why I don't know I don't know 3 a.m. Challenge You wait until 3 a.m. challenge. You wait until 3 a.m. to incite some poor paranormal act to it. All right, well, let's bullshit. Hot water challenge. Uh, pouring hot water on other people.

I mean, why would you? Uh, I'm going to see it even older than I'm already coming off, but like, this shit, we didn't have any of this nonsense. It was over when we were kids, this is not fun. It's too much shenanigans and fall derolles. I agree. Get off my lawn with that shit. Yeah, you don't want to hear the cock of a shotgun, trust me.

Do you remember challenges, Walt? Like, when we were young, like even the jackass stuff, like we didn't really, like, I don't know anybody who was into like that sort of self-harm, you know? Well, I mean, are all these challenges harmful though? Like dancing around your car sounds kind of just like fun and goofy. You know, you just have... I'm sorry, the car's moving. I forgot to mention that. Is it really?

Yeah. What? Yeah, they'll get out of the car as it's moving. And like, because it's like at a very slow roll, like just an idle. So it'll go only a few miles an hour. But there are people who are like I guess they don't realize how to adjust their idle so that the car doesn't go too fast and either run them over or like oh wow and get all scraped up like that kind of shit. I'm sure I'm sure this won't

I really just thought it was you you stop it or I'd like you get out and you just dance around the car yet back in before the light changes to green. That sounds a bit safer. That's the way the challenge should have went. That's why don't you do it? Like what the girls just be like I'm getting into challenges. We call this one the Chinese fire drill. But that was challenges back in the day swallow goldfish.

Yeah, people came to a full booth. What 1950s frat were you trying to join? That they've been around since, you know, since as long as I can remember these challenges. So it's not as if this is a new thing. You. You're right. You've solved. I mean, but oh, why don't you have to be something bigger? Right, how is it supposed to be something bigger? But why don't we start a challenge of just doing the dance around the card?

I'm moving. Okay. You know, in the way of the cards. You've got to do the video and then at the end of the video, you go, I challenge Brian Johnson. I'm going to stop it. Johnson. And then he did it. Mm-hmm. So you got to do it. So it was a white nail, you wait on you to start it.

Okay. The world's been waiting for this. The world's been waiting for this one challenge only to introduce a far more tepid version of it. The other night I was breaking Sages balls and because she's into all this challenge shit and I told her I was like you got to go to bed She's like why cuz she doesn't have school. I was like we got to do school work tomorrow blah blah the whole thing I said hey, how about this? I said you don't go to sleep. I said you I'm gonna do the else's wake up challenge and Because else is a character in frozen and she's like, what's

that? I said, you're going to be sleeping, I'm going to dump a bucket of ice water all over, you'd wake you up and then she goes, she goes, challenge accepted, she goes. And then she goes, it's on. And I go back into the bedroom, I don't know Mary Beth could hear all this and she was like, what, why, why would you say that to her? She's gonna do it It's like we don't always lock the door because sometimes I get taught there so you know we have to open the door so now she's She's sleep with one of my So I'll let you know how that one goes What I do happen to me in the firehouse once they, they walk me up like that with a bucket of ice water.

Can that do something serious to you like harmful? It's self at the time like it could. Yeah, it's like it was going to kill me. And then when I, and you saw their faces drop when I woke up, I was like, so this was a new venture on everyone's part. One of them was like, here's what's going to happen. They were like, I wonder what happened. It was more like what could happen? What's the worst that could happen? Right. But you know, it started a war. It's out of the war that left it a year and a half. So it was the right move on that part. See, that's exactly why I wouldn't want to do it though

I'm like I would rather not do something to someone then have to worry about them doing something to me Yeah, but there's a lot of you know what a firehouse is Brian You know how like in the movies like an angel pops up on one shoulder and a devil pops up on the other one Yeah, the firehouse is like 12 other devils on one shoulder go do it do it it's fucking funny do it do it that there are no angels the fucking captains on the other shoulder going yeah yeah yeah god i missed that please yeah that is uh that's uh i was talking recently about that like i'll never have a sense of fraternity like that, you know.

Like, probably the last thing would have been like a basketball team in high school, but even that. Well, you can join the men's lodge. Men's lodge, where's that? Yeah, the elks or something. Oh, the raccord. Just. What do the elks do?

Yeah, I think they do fun razors and they do, they try to do things to help the community do. But like I always see these lodges around town and I never see anybody going into them so they must need like members as their members grow old and die off. I'm sure they're looking for you know youngsters to try to come in and fill the void of. We need some young blood. We got 80% of our guys got cleared out by Corona. And you can do that. When we kind of have that with the four color demons, like maybe we should buy.

We're. Like a. We can you say that one more time? Yeah, I didn't hear any of that What's that I didn't hear anything maybe we should buy what? Like a physical clubhouse like how They have them like and get it done Four color fezes I can't tell you what I can't tell you what I hope to see as

Patreon merchant in a couple months. I want a four color fes so bad. Maybe we could we could we could merge with Ming Studio, shared universe, and make it like a clubhouse slash podcast, anything. Branko, hang out there. So we just take over some of his space. What are you guys doing here? What's with the, what's with the FESAs? I mean, is there at least one for me?

That would be cool. Did you have a clubhouse when you were young? Either you guys. Yeah, me. You're built one. You and Keck built one? Yeah, we built it out of like old car parts and you know sheets of wood we found the ramp sucked. It was fucking spiders and every time it rained it never drew. So you guys weren't like a couple of Davy crockets where you were like shaping wood and

like making it. No, no. We like get that car hood out of the lake and let's just put it on this This advantage is to grow it up on a garbage dump. There's always stuff that available that you All of Staten Island is one big clubhouse Hey, he lives down the street in the. Did you have a clubhouse wall? I did not. Well, and there was forts that people I hung out with were like, you want to see our

fort? And there would be inevitably and every fort I ever went to, there was one like total wrinkled like in cover lists, the pages all stuck together from being getting what like old playboy in the fort. There was always somebody had found a like an old ratty, tady playboy in the fort and they were always down, lower scenic I remember. Oh yeah, and the fort was a lean to it best. It wasn't really a fort.

It was a couple to it best. It wasn't really a fort Kind of covered it wasn't even as good as Q's it doesn't sound like There was those urban legends out like people with stashes of porn in the in the woods and stuff And there was a guy I remember Mark London said that he stumbled across one Mark London said that he stumbled across one. I had some liquor and some porn mags and he was right. He actually did find it. And then he stole it and then the two guys who belonged to found out you're almost immediately. And started threatened him because when you're that young you're like eighth grade you're like look at this treasure trove who's gonna miss it. And the answer is a guy in like 11th or 12th grade

that then wants to fuck you out. Understandably? No. Mary Beth doesn't approve of my fort that I have in the backyard. It's a lead to a moldering playboy. You can see me from that room. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Brian, stop it. The neighbor's gonna call the police again. Yeah, four-coloured demon clubhouse, man. I don't know. It sounds like something that will be like fun to just have, like not build it and maintain it. Where could we where would the location be the ideal location? Well, if you're saying the steps is going out of business, I don't know, that's 100% right? Well, I mean, the last update on the stash was I had actually had a good talk with Captain. The plan is, you know, reopen when everything is lifted. And then when the lease is up in December,

we'll reevaluate and see how much business came back. After all the isolation stuff was lifted and see if it looks, the outlook is bright or not, and then just make the decision. So it could be that we may need to make our own for it. One big enough for the poker table. It doesn't have to be, as long as no spider and moisture

gets in queue, I think any place that any any in a place that we we put the put our name on would be would be cool. I think so. Well, would it where would what would be ideal though? I'm sure you wouldn't want to end red bank again. So like somewhere in between. Like it would probably get enterprises in between right. Yeah, like right off 117. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like what's in between Staten Island

and Red Bank for you, Kiel? Where are you around like the Cheese Quake State Park area, but I don't get one of the five. So Madden one. Yeah, so Madden one has literally. They're pretty sweet. Yeah I'll see if any any abandoned plywood I wonder what the the market will be like after this maybe people want to they'll be renting stuff out a little cheaper than

They normally may Didn't you do I mean I'm sure there will be renting stuff out a little cheaper than they normally may. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there will be. I'm sure there will be bargains out there, but I mean, hopefully it won't come to that, you know, that would be sad if it does, but, you know, you have to always, I guess, you know, plan ahead though, too. I'll be a farmer, man. I'd be so bummed if this desk was. Yeah, that would be crazy. I mean, I can't even imagine it. I like to go down there once every 15 days.

You're like, it was my livelihood. That's why I said it was a bummer. Not devastating. Not a bummer. Not devastating. Not a catastrophe. There you go. I mean, I can't not lie. I mean, I'm sitting here and I'm in quarantine. And I haven't been thinking.

I'm like, oh, my God, it's like. If we do, I mean, that last episode, we're recording the stage. It's going to be very emotional. That last day, we recorded the stash is going to be very emotional. That last day, we close the stash will be, will be even more emotional. So it'll be, you know, I like I told Kevin, I mean, it'll be like when Mary tried that last episode of Mary Tom or when they left the newsroom. You think how many millions of people, how many millions of people will be watching? Oh, you should do like live stream it.

It is like, I mean, if it were to happen, it is the end of an era. There's no, I mean, it's a comic book store in this climate or the climate for the past fucking 10 years staying there as long as it did being like a hub of Red Bank Commerce, a destination for people all over the world and the fucking location of a TV show. I mean, there's something to be said. It really is a landmark. Yeah, yeah. But I'm sure there's going to be a push to do some some events there and hopefully you know there'll be still being interesting and people coming down after this is all said yeah I mean if it closes the worst part will be like some newvo rich rums and housewife will open up some bullshit store where she's like I'm into like decorative oil

lamps and now it's a fucking oil lamp store. Oh my God. Nothing will ever come in there. It'll be able to replace that. It'll be a long time before people forget that that was the stash before anything else, you know? Yeah. Who remembers Bobby Sucks?

Yeah, that's gonna be it. Like, that's like the guy who's replaced in Tom Brady, New England. That's what it is. The tenant that comes in after the snash, they'll never be able to fill those shoes. I think once they come in, we organize a boycott just for having the fucking audacity. Well, I'm not. But I believe it unless they say that we could record Tom See, they've still there. All right.

That's fair. That's in the rental agreement. Is there anything you're truly afraid of not opening back up? Like once something opens back up? I signed from the stage. Yeah, like a restaurant or any number. I'm Joker. You got my life. My life.

Yeah, practical joke is why not. No. Yeah, I'm just wondering like do you miss anything? Do you miss a restaurant that much? Yeah Yeah, I said to stay the the other day we were texting I was like you know what I would do for a fucking From Mexican food right now. Mm-hmm. I would just Love Mexican food right now. I'm not the stuff. They deliver like

Something like real stuff. Yeah, like this is, I got a couple of Mexican places I'm in at and I like going to. And it's just like, oh, it's fucked cause I can make Italian. Like I was doing that the other day. I made it for salsa and whatnot. And you know, I could order a lot of good things around me

if I want, but you can't order good Mexican. You just can't. So I'm really, really Jonesed up for that. Yeah. All right. What a downer. Hey, let's not think about not eating Mexican food. Let's think about hanging around a clubhouse, whether it be the stash or a clubhouse, you know, maybe you bring down a couple of car parts from Stan Island. Hey, you know what, if we do end up having to rent some place though, the good thing about that is that rent will be tax deductible.

That's good stuff, you know what I'm saying? That is good news. Yeah. So we got that. There you go, Walt. We got that. We got a deduction coming on our pack Turn that friend upside down. Well

But it I'm gonna do it with everything you know within my power. What's this? What's this goes back to normal to make sure that hopefully that doesn't happen? Well, you have you considered cutting get him a pay Or his throw. I feel like I'm going to try to do everything other than lose any of my friends. That's not something that I want to explore right off the bat. Hopefully, that doesn't happen and we can all just rebound. But we'll try to have those.

If you have to let someone go, is there an order that you see? It happening at the stage. I mean, well, he's late. He was last hired. You know, you know, you know, the rest of that sentence, right? Yeah. Yeah. What if what if the challenge you start is the like surprise? that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah'm done. And then you're like, psych.

I don't know. Did you start smoking weed in the middle of the Hey, you want to say hi? Come here. Say hello. Say hello, God damn you. Oh, you little chicken. Sage staring. Hey, I was telling you and Walter about the wake up challenge. I'm going to pour ice water all over you. Wake you up. Oh, if I can. I'll cut you. Yeah.

She must be hearing all this throat cut and talk. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. throat cut and talk. You are ex-home. I've caught you. Very well. Alright boys. Let's go to the talk man. Like once we're doing it I'm like oh yeah you miss it so much.

You just fall into this like a mindset of like this is just what today is going to be because it can't be anything else. Yeah. Yeah this is fun. Like I said, I would, I would, we should do two episodes a week, man. Yeah, I know we're doing some, some, uh, I buy comics soon, right? Yeah. That's right. Yeah, we're reading the stories. It's gonna be good. Not all of us, I promise to go in completely and blindly ignorant as I do to most situations. That's for boy. That's how you excel. Yeah. That's the six personality trait that most people don't have that I do. That's why I'm a winner.

Oh, well, I thought we have one more ad. I think the one ad I was excited to do. Oh, no, me and he's in the, the, uh, loser. Okay. What happened to Blutje? Well, we're in Blutje. Another couple weeks. Yeah. Another couple weeks.

Yeah. Yeah, I think they do. I thought we were doing those ear pod things. Those are so sweet. That's coming up. Oh, do you like? Oh, my God. These are the best.

Are you using them right now? No, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but Are you using them right now? No, but I've never seen it. I'm not using any earpods right now, but these are the sleekest, coolest pies. We'll talk about that in the future, episode of Tom Seedget. That'll hook them up until next week. If you're a pie, you've got some branded content coming to your way.

Grab my attention. Don't want to talk about corona? Got some new AirPods? Are they called EarPods or AirPods or the LADCOLDS? Probably just ear... I don't know what are they called. EarPods? Raycon? Yeah.

Earbuds? Earbuds, yeah. Raycon, Ear earbuds. Yeah. Did you get them Q? I got them I just set them up yesterday. I listen to them all the time. I was like oh they sound pretty good. I love the packaging. I love the little bully that comes in. Yeah that thing was dope and the thing is pretty futuristic and cool. Yeah. I was just shocked at that you know how I was just I was just shocked that that, you know how... I was just shocked that I actually got one of the problems. You'll get them, Yanbyes!