Tell Em Steve-Dave - #440: Tit 4 Tat

Episode Date: April 19, 2020

Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?

How is today's catch? Some fresh fish coming your way. I don't think that they'll get the sweet like Swindle stood for sweet deal. No, I don't think that's the widely accepted definition. Tell them, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. We're in a hurry today. Walt Flanagan's got somewhere to be. We're gonna record it six and I saw a text that could we do this at five. Do you have please tell me you have something fun to do that you can report back to us? Oh yeah I'm just going out to a drive-in to eat everything

closes early. So I want to get a little bit of a head start and case. You know, went a little long. Now when you say drive-in, do you mean Sonic down the street? No, no, no, I'm going to go to Red Robin where I will eat it in the car. Oh, OK. So take out and then eat it in the car. Oh, okay So take out and then you sit in the car and eat it. Yeah, it's awesome

But the families used to do in the 50s though Everything was a drive-thru in the 50s though. Yeah, they gather in front of their TVs like you guys are doing Well, you know, they just drove to like, you know, a place and the, you know, like you saw on Happy Days and the waitress would come out to the car and would bring you like all the gates and roll the gates, right? Yeah. I mean, we're getting back to those good old days now. You're, you're, this is the best thing that could have happened to you. We're going back to Mayberry now.

It's really not the best thing. We're going to, we're going to be really not the best thing I've ever thought. We're going to be afraid of the Russians before you know it. You know, the whole new thing will be back. Everything is sick, but going, I will tell you, I've been walking around, I've been going for walks, stuff like that, and I do notice something I haven't seen a long time, like kids playing in the front yard and stuff

like that. People who, it is, it's, it's, like kids playing in the front yard and stuff like that. People are, it is. It's, it's turned about the clock a bit. Yeah, because it's, like they still have their, their video games and their, and their devices. So yeah, you wonder what's, what's getting them outside though, because all that's here still. Yeah, but I mean, it's probably that they're like, they can't even get to go to, like,

they don't even go to school. So that they just never leave the house and kids of a certain age Being around their parents all the time are gonna do anything. I suppose even if it's just go out of the gym yard It's kind of cool Do you do you see it staying as such like if because you remember after 9-11 You know people real nice to each other. People are friendly and helpful and neighborly. And after a while, just like anything, it faded and people remembered to be annoyed about shit.

So like... Oh, yeah. I don't think it is the last now. And I don't even think it's that nice to tell you the truth. People are actually kind of shitty. They're real shitty about like that's my toilet paper. Yeah. I haven't seen a lot of that in my own personal interactions with people with the grocery store and somewhat, but yeah, you hear a lot of stories about that, but is that still going on? I mean, if people still hoarding at the areas, and everybody pretty stocked up at this point.

Well, didn't I stock you up with toilet paper, Q? You stole that. Did we not throw that toilet paper yet, are you? Did we fucking talk about that yet? Did we not mention that? No, we didn't talk about it. Oh my God, yeah, I want to talk. I want to know better than no, because when all this started,

it's like three weeks back. You guys were like, you will, well, you asked if we needed anything. In my mind, I was like, oh, he must be going to the store, he's got a hook up and stuff like that. And I was like, yeah, and I was like, the only thing I'm worried about actually running out is toilet paper.

It's like a wall down six rolls of toilet paper to my house. And I was so touched, but then I was like, wait a second, this isn't like a pack that fell off the truck. I was like, wait a second, this isn't like a pack that fell off the trunk I touched it well nothing. Did you just send me a personal toilet paper and how great you were like, yeah I thought you needed it which I was like that's fucking that's so you literally gave me the toilet paper From your own bathroom. That was crazy Where'd you get a return pack rest up?

And a pack of joker needs that TP Where'd you get a return pike rest up? Hey, the pastoral Joker needs that TP Use your shirt Here's a corn cob Well, as I figured well, I didn't know I Didn't really have an over abundance of it But I had to figure that if I was caught on a wears I Can't imagine how you were stocked up, could be

stocked up, because you're still doing your IJ thing at a manic pace. I can't imagine that, like, like, because this kind of turned on a dime, the whole world just changed overnight. So I was like, just in a way that you had the time or the, or the wherewithal to get like old to get like you know stockpiles the shitties gonna need. Yeah you were right about that and I will say it did come in handy so thank you. You still got some left?

Yeah no no I still got some left I didn't go to the supermarket I actually got some five. I have some sort of it. So if you need me send it back to you, I can do that. But how great, that's so fucking nice, you do, that you just sent it. I really appreciate that. Thank you. No problem, man. Q, was there any, was there any feeling of like, it's, it's extremely nice, but the brand I get's a little bit softer, a little bit more appropriate for the ass of a Joker. It was single ply, I didn't want to do that. Thousand sheets.

It wasn't, as I recall, it was like, it wasn't even wrapped, right? No, it was, it was just, it was, you just took six rolls of toilet paper out of whatever container was in and, and, and mail the to me. Well, did you sign picture? I think you signed pictures of it to me. I, because I felt, because I was like, all right, so Walt doesn't understand that I thought he was going to the store. Walt thinks that I was just like, yes, gives me something your toilet paper. That was like, when I realized that's what had happened, I was like, oh man, I feel like it's big, but how cool that he's sent it. Sure.

Yeah, Mary Beth went to the store today and she took a picture of it's now it's people are real into peanut butter and that sort of thing. I guess. Gross. What they can't get it? I don't know. I don't know if there's a fear that like they're buying stuff that will last a long time. Should now food run out. Because somebody, I don't know, the other day, it's like there's going to be a meat shortage and this kind of shortage and that shit, I don't know. I think it's coming close to where they're going to start to really contemplate lifting

this though. So I don't think this is going to, I don't think there's going to be peanut butter or meat shortages. I mean, how far out do you think we are? How many days? Did you say that? We're still talking weeks, right? Yeah, I would think, I think that the rest of the country

is going to definitely have the limitations lifted very soon. And maybe New York a little bit after that. But I would think sometime in May. No, you've done a great. I don't know. It's another month away. I mean, every time you... No, it's not.

What, the middle of May? Oh, you're saying it's beginning of May. I think this is the month, you know, in the month of May, I don't know when of May, but sometime in May, I think they're going to. Maybe not, do you? No. Yeah, I think for where I am, we're still looking at June.. Uh, maybe not. Yeah, I think for where I am, we're still looking at June.

I do. I do because it's only six weeks away. And I just feel like there's no way the situation is going to kind of, I think you're at least still three weeks away from being on the other side of the, of the big surge of it, right? No, I think they're saying it's a level and off. Yeah, but leveling off doesn't mean that it stopped. It just means it stopped getting worse. It's still pretty fucking bad. Their case is still got to start going down. So I think you got to add a couple of weeks to that and I don't know. The campus school for the whole school year now over here. So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Personally, I don't know when I go back to work. It's the fuck is going to make a hidden camera show. We got to walk up the screen. And masks. Yeah, like it's just like, I get used to be, but will be harder to you, these people to say guys who you are though. Yeah, this could be the golden age. No, but it's going to be in the the mood, they're gonna get away from me. I mean, how happy will people be for like the next Scoopsy patatas where you're like you're throwing food and like sneezing on food and all this other shit that you can't do? The love is the happening, man. I think the earliest we're going back to work is the fall.

And that's the earliest. Season 9 might be off. And I don't have any information, but I think it might be off until the early next year before we start shooting again. But what do I know? I don't know. I literally don't know anything. It's 22.

We have two episodes in the can for season 9 already. So whenever we get back to shooting none of us are gonna look the same It's like I'm probably gonna be 20 pounds heavier and harrier Jet black hair like Mike's apse It's already wearing off. Thank God the great I can't wait for it to be over to fucking get in this room and record it again. This is getting old, the phone shit. I couldn't agree more and this is paradise compared to the puck nuts we attempted last night

on my god. It was so frustrating. Like, it was a weak link who wanted. I think it was tech. It was just tech in general, like Ming. Like, because what I do is I just call you guys. So, like, we're on the phone and it's just a phone line. Whereas, like, Ming's going over the internet and there's video and you're looking at us.

It's not necessary. And, you know, with everybody home, everyone's using their internet. It's like six at night So it's slow as shit So we just keep getting dumped off and Walt can't hear anything and then suddenly I get kicked off and Eventually we just did it by phone Yeah, a 35 minute episode took two hours listening. That's why I said could we start a little early? Just in case that. Yeah, two false starts. And then the third time was, I mean, I don't want to go so far as to say

the charm. I don't even know if I, I don't even know if we can even release it. It was like with four people, it's even more difficult because it's so hard for anybody to figure out when to speak. Oh, yeah, there's absolutely zero visual cues. Right, and they don't have like, what you guys, we've been friends for so long, we've been doing this podcast for a long time, kind of have an idea, you know, just instinct,

who's got the next hot take that's coming down the pipe to where it's shut up, but what I just thought, so if you're doing it with like guys, they don't normally do it too, yeah that could be wrong. It's literally podcasting blind. Not a lot of people can do it as well as we do. Took a pandemic to prove it today.

All people now. Is there any particular conspiracy theories that you guys enjoy? Are you? There's the of course the corona conspiracy theories that are out there about the 5G or something to do with the phone lines or something like that. Well that's what I mean. There's multiple coronavirus conspiracy theories. Have you heard that, Q? I have heard the five. I mean, I haven't.

I don't know what it's about. I know people are saying that the 5G network is responsible if we're getting people sick. But the 5G network has been in use for years. Yeah, it's a weak and germune system. I did and you look into it either. When I first heard it, of course, it's about the cell phones. I wasn't even motivated to even read about it.

I was like, it's so fucking ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. I did have a thought to you the day it's very unlikely, but I was just puttering around the house and I was like, man, I can't wait to go outside and I was like, what if all this, what if the government's doing something right now? And they need us all to stay in the house to hide whatever they're doing. And that thought came and went in my head before I was like, and I was like, well, I should

take those people's thoughts outside the house. And I was like, well, what they would be doing. And then I got fun because I was like all right Malian spaceship crash and they want to make sure we don't see it shit like that, but the germ of it Yeah, I like that. Yeah, right like they can't have people out because they're moving the corpses around and stuff like that I want to put an alien fucking germ a crash then all the alien germs got near and that's what COVID is It's not from a bat is from a fucking little green Martian. Oh, space bat. Yeah. For how about this? A Chinese guy ate the little alien. I read the definition of a wet

market yesterday. I almost puke 12 reading it. I was like, oh my god. It's just these Asian markets that I guess America is like, hey, can you guys just chill for a little bit on the wet market and they're like, no, no, we can't. It's just exotic wildlife, all kinds of animals that you would never eat. And it is weird because you judge the shit out of them and I'll eat chicken all day. But if somebody was like, hey, would you like to try breast of cow bird and be like,

are you out of your fucking mind? No, how do I know what that thing has? You know, kind of disease. Yeah, but that's I guess why. I mean, Q and I, when I did the the IJ bit where I was in the short shorts and stuff behind the mirror, after that, Q and I went to a real Chinese restaurant, not like an American Chinese restaurant.

Oh my God. I mean, chicken feet and gizzard of this and eyeballs of that. Oh my God. I mean, I guess you have to when you have that many people in a country and nobody, you know, your dirt poor, what are you going to do? You have to eat whatever you can. So, I mean, I have to keep doing it, but they decide to. I feel like sometimes, like, my, my grandparents, like, they were old school Italians,

farmers and shit, they would eat like cow brain and stuff like that, cow eyeball, and I feel like, what the fuck are you eating? So I, yes, so I remember the Chinese restaurant, I was like, this is really gross. I, it's just like, why are you guys eating this? You know there's other stuff that isn't. Yes. When I was a kid, they don't have it anymore and you can't even get it at the butcher. Like, what used to be called finest is now food town. They used to have cow brains, they would have cow tongues and hearts,

like just like... Motherfuckers are still out eating cow tongues. That's on menus in the house. I'm like, what are you guys? Not... That's a Jewish deli thing, right? Like a cow tongue. I guess, I don't know.

I just remember seeing a menu and being like, this is crazy. But we'll eat these. We'll eat it's a sto. Like it's what's a quote, the, you know, the, the meaty parts, whatever the work. I thought you were talking about that the first second. Yeah, it's just, it's just got to get your head wrapped around. I mean, it's just a, just a bit different part of the body though that you're okay with though. Just because QI or a little wild doesn't mean we eat cow ass. What do we get out here? You're right though. Yeah, it's like certain cuts. You're like, God damn that's good. And then you look at other people that it's like, I don't know, it's just traditionally regarded as totally disgusting, you know. Now, now, correct me if I'm wrong, I always assume that

the sirloin was part of the, was a nut area, right? Because that's the loins. Uh, I don't know, let me look it up. I'll look up. Part of the, I thought it was like the sir since it was a male and the loins, I thought it was the male part part near the male part of the cows, you know what? Right, his fucking... Okay, here's what you need to know. Okay, so you got your cow, right? Let's say you start from the head. The first part, like up by shoulders, that's the chuck. I guess that's the meat that's like kind of tough, you know.

Okay, that's what they chop up and make hamburgers. Hamburger or chuck steaks. I remember when I was young, my pan would go to the butcher and she got chuck steaks and they'd be tough as shit, but they're cheaper, you know. So then the next up are the ribs. That's pretty self explanatory. Then you got yourself your short loin and that's like I would say a Third of the way down his body the short loin ends and then right by his nut sack You got a little bottom sirloin going on and flanked right? Yeah, so you got your flanks where your flanks take and your bottom sirloin meat you got some some nut sack action

Above the bottom of sirloin is the top sirloin then the tenderloin and the sirloin The whole ass the ass part that's around I guess that's like what's it? Roast beef and shit right like We're about the flaming on that is I guess that would be here by the tenderloin right here That's what I would think. Yeah, I don't know Yeah, that is crazy and like the fact that I've met Cal is that I really like and like the fact that I've met Cal is that I really liked. He's insane that I continue to eat steak and hamburgers and shut like that. So I don't know who might have judged. I go down to that fishery by us wall down the street from you and I'll get a lobster

once in a while, but they're live lobsters. And I have to get them to do my dirty work there. They laughed at me the first time. What's your dirty work? Cook it for you? No, they'll cook it, but they'll kill them for me, so I don't have to do it myself. Oh, wow, you're, they must look at you like you got a piece sitting down when you fucking...

Oh, that would probably be complimentary. Those fishermen down there. Yeah. Those fishermen, they're like, but they got fucking hooks for hands, don't they? Yeah, that's all they have. I haven't seen a hand in the place yet. Those are tough dudes down there. I'm not allowed to drive over there.

Oh, I wouldn't be shocked. If your wife was like, when you go to the end of that road, you take a left. You do not take a right. right goes to where the tough boys are it smells like bucket like a garbage dump and there's all it's fucking tough 30s looking scruffy fucking uh seep in down there yeah there's no place for you down there

I go to that I I'm just like, hello boys. Uh, how is today's catch? Some fresh fish coming your way. Are are you one who can't kill a lobster? How did they kill that this whole that's known? Yeah, they suffocate I think basically they just snap his arms off and then snap his tail off and then he's pretty much dead. Yeah, I know it's awful I always went for the knife behind the you know know, in between the eyes and the brain and

trying to get it that way. Yeah, that's when I used to work at Walt, you remember Conner's Wayback in the day. I was a prep cook and that was my job was to like prep lobsters and I would do it like it was nothing, you know, it was like only an eith grade, but I don't know. I don't know why I got so soft. I was thinking about who would still be in your life? If like, obviously we have a lot of time to fucking just watch shit. So I was, I watched these ID channels, and I'm like, how do people talk to these guys after they come in a crime of this magnitude? Like who, you know, like some of the really awful crimes, you know,

Guy murders his entire family, you know, his wife and his two kids. If you're... Because I was that guy who stuffed everybody in oil, in oil, like refinery. Who knows that recent? Because that guy who stuffed his stuff to everybody in oil in oil like like refinery That knows that recent Yeah, it was kind of yeah, well that's what his whole family a killed everybody and that you've worked at a oil place and Put them in a giant like what is giant like oil tanks? Yeah, okay, but no that's definitely

Neither here nor there. Yeah, but how did they know that they were in the oil tank like how they find out? Well, they have the, I mean, I'm sorry, yeah, this is a pretty big case. It was everywhere. It was like the new Drew Peterson of, you know, and there's actual audio and video tape of him confessing to his father in the police interrogation room. It's heartbreaking when his father has worse. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, yeah, I know this is a very astrangle thing too. I felt so bad for that fucking grandfather as his son told him what happened to his family and what he tell we killed him it was it was dev you just see the devastation on the grandfather's faces he cannot believe what he's hearing his son confessed to killing his two little kids and his wife. God almighty. Chris. Yeah, it really shouldn't be on TV. It really shouldn't like no one should see that. It's so heartbreaking. Yeah, you're just like, you think about when they first met, you know, the guy and the lady

and the life that they had and the kids that they were raising because these are not like, I mean, they were little kids, but they weren't like newborns, you know, they were like two years old. Yeah, they were like four, yeah four years four and three I think. And uh it's a heartbreaking story man. Yeah I can't remember what were they saying his uh his motive was was it was he was another woman. Was it yeah it's what I thought. Yeah Jesus. Oh God. What is that woman doing? What is that other woman doing now? I'll make you do that.

What is that other woman doing that will make you do that? Well, I mean, there are tricks. So that's extreme. Oh my God. Yeah, you haven't met the girl yet, right? You think for me, the girl, I mean, maybe in my 20s, I could have gotten a hopped up and that sort of fever, but who didn't he kill? Who did he kill?

be her but who didn't he killed who didn't he killed yes my hand pulled you 20 so we should know you like right well you wish you knew q better in his 20s yeah I wish I knew in better in his 20s he sounds like he was quite a handful we wouldn't be having this conversation if you knew q in his 20s you in his 20s. It takes us sturdier so than yourself to deal with it. I like that. Oh my god. Every single friend I have, hopefully I was an asshole with my 20. I would say I would say here and there, but I think it was, you weren't an asshole. I always saw it as like, you needed to work your way through certain things. I mean, you weren't like, you were an asshole to, you were never an asshole to me, which I appreciate if that part was cool.

That made it easier, right? Oh, definitely. Yeah. Also, it's just like, I'll join in. Hey, you want some backup? But I remember like one time we went to What's that bar where all the girls hang up their bras and stuff? Hugs and happers, yeah, it was the coyote ugly bar and Q and I went there and there's a girl there having her Her bachelor at party and she's up on the bar dancing and when she gets down,

you can't get to her fast enough to tell her how marriage isn't gonna work. It's a fucking fool's there and then folly it all this other shit. I mean, he couldn't have got their fast enough and then he just wouldn't leave her alone. I'm telling you, you're making a mistake. Yeah, and not even like hitting on her like, hey, I'm the guy for you. Just like, look, I'm telling you, just in general, what you're doing, you're making a huge mistake. Yeah, I wonder like if we had the ability to track that woman down

Would you today be like fuck I wish I'd listen to that guy? Chances are are better than not that you would have been right. I mean just by the divorce Yeah Oh, I don't know what is it what what is it is it just I mean this really has to put a lot of people in a test this shit being stuck inside are you in Deb more on ever walk? Definitely definitely, but I did here in China. There was like after there and long quarantine that there was all sorts of fucking like divorce Things being put into motion as of the courts.

And by divorce you guys throwing their wives into the Yangsie river. And mass. They got a whole, sorry, go ahead, you. Yeah, no, no, I've been talking to some friends of mine stuff like that I've heard the phrase narrowed people aren't meant to spend this much time together more than once from some of my friends really yeah so I don't think everybody has it quite as easy I think that's probably true I think people like they like their friends and they like, you know, even if they're like friends at work or whatever. Just somebody that's not you, you know, like up in their face, which I guess you guys feel the same way. There's

how many sitcoms are they're devoted to this shit, you know? I would think that you got you don't have any problems I mean you guys are still basically it's a new really what situation alright yeah you think so mb no actually she's really easy to get along with. It's not, we don't have those issues really. And yeah, it is since I guess it is. But again, no, like, it had to change though, from before pre-coronal lockdown to post-coronal lockdown. I mean, has really your situation changed?

You guys were spending that much time together before that anyway, weren't you? That one day, it's now 23 hours on with her when we do tell him Steve Dave. Other than that, it's a full time. Yeah, not that much has changed, but I would like to go out and do more shit. Like I can't go anywhere.

If you just wanna go to a panero bread, you fucking sit there and you read your paper and just hang out that little time for yourself You know, it's like you don't really have that and with sage home and fucking You know now she's fucking got you know She's not a little kid with the fucking period shit, and then I got to deal with that fucking attitude Yeah, but it seems like a month until itself. You know, I don't want to hear any bullshit about, from women about how like, oh, I don't change.

I look at more, you know, upset or emotional or whatever. It's like, I look at Sage as a very accurate depiction of how people really are in terms of like she's almost like a little bit of an id where she'll say things she means like she told me today she's like you're not that fat and I was like all right but I'm still fat you're saying she doesn't mean anything by it but that's just the way it is you know and same same thing with this shit man the emotions and stuff are like off the charts at times. You like cries way more.

I mean, I hit her way more, so there's that. I don't know if that is something that I do with it. Might be a direct correlation there, but I don't know. I'm not shot like that. I go to school for this shit. But yeah, I was wondering like, oh, and disappearing, like when the number of like, especially females, obviously, who go missing, and it's like, what happened?

They're just never seen again. This person's never seen again, and people go to their fucking graves. Parents go to their graves, never knowing what the fuck happened. That's gotta be the worst thing in the world, right? I think that's worse than knowing, right? Is it not knowing?

It's gotta be. Yeah, I think so. I think so. Because every time you think about it, you create a new terrible ending in your head. Yeah, anything. Well, I was just about to say, like anything your thinking would be worse, but there was this,

yeah, there was this case I was reading the other day, this girl and her, and her buddy were like bike riding and they don't come home on time. They're like nine and 10 years old. So of course, people get nervous. They're looking around for it. And one of their dads is down in the woods

where they would play sometimes looking for. Stumbles across their bodies where like their faces are bashed in and their eyes are grouched out. It's like I can't, I'm like this is mind bending. I can't even conceive of stumbling over sage like I just you can't imagine what it would be like. And people say that shit all the time like yeah I know how you feel it's like no, you know No, you know sometimes no, you don't and that's one of those situations where it's like fucking fuck you I've had some bad things happen to me in my life and but that is it doesn't touch it and that is that doesn't touch it. No, I don't think it touches it.

Yeah. That'll make it touch it up. Well, my original. You get it. What's that? Oh, sorry, God. No, no. Well, I was going to say my original thing was who would, like,

if you commit certain crimes, you'll see people drop off eventually, right? Like there's somebody has a tolerance for one DUI, but maybe they don't have a tolerance once you get three DUIs and they're like, I just don't really want to be associated with this guy anymore. Sure. You know what I mean?

So I'm wondering, like, I'm gonna name some crimes and if you think everyone would be out of your life or even certain people would be out of your life for them. You know, people you're just close to. Sure. Well, obviously, I mean, there's some unforgivable crimes in the United States of America. Right. I agree.

But, um, so I think the first one is pretty tame, though I can't say that Walt wouldn't fuck and turn his back on me. If I was a recidivist J Walker. I wonder when the last time someone copped a ticket for K-Walking. Oh, a New York City, it happens Walter. Oh, yeah, you know what? Yeah, you're right. I forget about the big city. I'm talking, yeah, I always think of things in my, from my own POV and I can't imagine, like, if a cop and, you know, I'm in the suburbs

ever writing a ticket for J.W.A.W.A. Like, right back, like on Broad Street, it wouldn't happen. Yeah. I almost got a ticket for once. A cop was like, what the, he was yelling at me. And he's like, what, he's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you J-walking? And I was like, because this New York City man, I just want to get a crush. And he just let me to go, but he was

pretty fit to that. So it's so, I mean, it was so difficult to drive on that city, the number of people who just, the walk sign means nothing to them. They just go anything. It's nuts. But I think most people can overlook Jay walking, but say possession of marijuana. You get busted for possession of marijuana. Well, not you, but yeah, you get busted for possession of marijuana, but it's not like

a kilo. It's, you know, personal use type stuff. I don't think anybody cares. Nobody cares. But what if it is a kilo? Okay, let's say it's a kilo. That changes everything. Well, how big is a kilo? Could I hold it on my hand? 2.2 pounds, right? It's like the size of a center block. It's all taped together. Oh, I sure know a lie about it.

Yeah, whoa. it's all taped together. Oh sure no alive. I don't think I think he even a kilo nobody gives a fuck. They're like holy shit that guy likes the party but I don't think anybody's like he's selling drugs. Oh I think you're great. I mean I think that would definitely like if like Get him got caught for the kilo I would be like he's done What yeah you'd fire him Well, I have to like have somebody else fire him but then I would ask Tell Steve Dave anymore either though. Yeah, why? Yeah, because would anyone be a so we don't want to be the podcast that's associated with fucking cartel members and shit

Leave that leave that to a smart cast So now get them the fucking in the cartel Elfato Well, I do enjoy it, we found Walt Cuttle Elfato. Well, I'm interested. We found Walt Cuddle. A kilo. I think it's like a little bit like, you know, it's like a roach.

I could deal with it, buddy. You know, but if it was like a kilo, yeah, that's life-altering arrest right there, I think. Probably. the rest right there I think. Probably, and also it could be like, well, did he find it? Or is he trying to sell it for someone? Like I guess it would also depend on like, what the deal was, like how did he come to possess it? You know?

Oh yeah. Or at least his version of it. I can't believe he got guy like that, you know? Oh, if he's involved in kilos, fuck it, man. You don't know what his deal is. So, okay, so the third one is you're caught spray painting on some kind of public property

like the side of the post office. What am I spray? Am I am I just repeating a dick? It was something like that. Yeah, it really depends on what you're like, if it's like some sort of slur, then again, you would have to like totally disown whoever did it. Like Sunday Jeff is up there spray-pain the side of a post office with a slur.

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No. No, but I abandon someone of it. It would not be like, dude, we've been friends a long time, but you keep getting pulled over without a valid drive. How do you keep doing this? Yeah. I mean, I have fucking a high tolerance for fuck up friends. I don't have like that thing where I'm just like, I gotta get this person out of my eye. It takes a real take. It's not driving with that all I can.

Well, do you have a lot of fuck up friends I think it's like all your your friends are kind of have everything going together right yeah but I but it wasn't always that way okay okay all those other fuck up friends abandoned them except for me you're not a fuck up friend you should write a book on how to live like you. I know, right? Every other like a manual almost. I mean, there's a lot worse path than the one that you took. My name is the drug addiction. There's a lot worse. Yeah, that part stunk. But I, you know what? Everything that came out of it, or came after it was pretty decent, you know what everything that came out of it

Or came after it was pretty decent, you know Yeah, you just don't know So clear of head you could have not been hopped up on the glute balls You could have walked right into traffic that day. All right. I would have had so much money I could have bought a house in cash, but I might have gotten it by a car. Sonny side, bro. Always on the sonny side. Definitely.

Some light extortion. You have information on a neighbor and you want a fence moved. If they don't move that fence, it's just about a foot because you need to do something with your property, you're going to release this information. What is the nature of the information? Let's say it's a lady she's having an affair with the milkman. I just do it to you guys. So she's a bad person too. Yeah, she's not like, you don't know why she's doing it. You assume that morally, if you're gonna slap a moral judgment on her, yeah, technically she's doing

something bad. So hold on a second. So she knows that I know that she's having an affair with the milkman or the male man, but she still won't move that fence, the fucking foot. Well, no, the question is like, if you go over there and you're like, Hey, I saw a milkman fucking, you know, doing this thing. So this fence that you weren't willing to move before, how about you move it now? And you have video, of course. And then she's like, I'm going to move the fence. And then the husband's like, why'd you bow to him just because he's a joker?

And she's like, no, you know, and then she, she tearfully confesses, and now you're in trouble for a story. Is that really a crime? Oh, yeah. How is that a crime? Well, when you say it, it's blatant. That's, I mean, it's a blatant negotiation? I mean, that's pretty blatant.

But it's true. No, that's not considered negotiation. This leverage. Yeah, but it's a threat. It's a threat. No, but it's obtained through force through like threats of For someones personal life like it's definitely not a business Yeah, that's a real crime and they're like I

This blows my mind. Yeah, like if you were like hey if you move the fence I'll invite you to every barbecue. I have this summer then that's a tit for tat Extortion is isn't it the same thing? No, because extortion is like, if you don't do what I want you to do, I'm going to affect your quality of life in a negative way. But is that what your boss does? Like, you know, like, let's say you have a boss. Or maybe Mike and Gittems boss.

Right, because if you don't fucking do this, it's going to be a fucking real bad day for you. But you're giving him something, no, because you're giving them something already. You're giving them money for them to perform a test. And if they don't perform that test, you have every right as an employer to say, look, we're going to sever this relationship because you're not doing what you promise to do after I promise to give you this money This lady's this lady's caught on a wears this fucking piece of shit cue comes up and he's like, hey, I want to move that Fun to remember that yeah

You're screaming from across the fence Yeah, you'd have to knock on the door and be like hey Sandra oh hey man was that i was like that was the milkman before that was here i was like i waved to him but he seemed like he didn't want to meet us uh... all well next time you see if you just tell my one lecture thing about so Sandra i have to talk to you about that that fence i know you really don't want to move it but i was just hoping you

could reconsider that you know what i mean like you drop the information. And you heavily imply that it would be bad if everybody knows what you know. Right. You never wanted to find out what you know. Sure, you let her come to our own conclusion on that. Don't leave. But what could you do?

Like, could you just pay a fine with that be that certainly wouldn't be jail time if you go if she reported to the police about that would you would you well that i mean that the mob is like you know the mafia that's what they're known for is extortion like if you don't do this then this is what's going to happen so yeah it's a crime right but there's no way you would have to do anything i mean they wouldn't even take this

in a court of law is like that what the milkman and a fair and offense get the fuck out of here but i don't know they may it's it could be like a uh a career maker it's cute it's not just some fucking idiot oh yeah but let's just say it's not cute let's just say it's too it's too mundane everyday joes and They have this fence issue and they they use that if five information to get it done That would be a crime and you could go to court over that I would think so yeah, I would think so I mean if he if you have proof if he if she has proof somehow

I mean she can't just be like, hey, here's what he said. She could say that. Well, I made an email. Yeah, like if he emailed it, texted it, wrote a letter. Okay. Yeah.

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So I don't think I would write off someone for extortion, but I would be like, dude, that is really fucking weird. I mean, maybe, if they're on the fence sort of a scumbaggy person to begin with, I might be like, dude, that is really fucking weird. I mean, maybe if they're on the fence sort of a scumbag You person to begin with I probably might be like Yeah, I would that would just push you Yeah, it would cast them in a different light for you Q It's like if somebody that a good friend did it. I would be like that is fucking be should have done that like that Just done that you did that, but I probably would hold on you know I probably want to

write off the friendship but if I was it was like you know like a third to your friend or something like that and kind of scally I might be like I can't trust this person in my life they're gathering information on people to use against them oh please give me more chance you don't respect ruthlessness. It sounds like not innably disputes now. I don't think it's a cause for that. It's tough, right? Like you don't want to be enemies with your neighbors. You really don't.

There's a great story. If anyone's looking for something to listen to after they listen to us, of course, there's a Jim Broerie who can find it on YouTube. He tells a story about this nightmarish neighbor that moved in next to him. It is insane. You've never heard a story like this. The story's like an hour long,

but it's so good and just riveting. You're like, this is fucking unbelievable. This can be a good, you have to get a restraining order at the end of it. it's so good and just riveting. You're like, this is fucking unbelievable. Really? Yeah, you have to get a restraining order at the end of it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, I should check it out. So extortion. All right. Next comes a swindler. Somebody swindler. What's the definition? What's the definition? Well, I guess someone who knowingly invited investors into something, knowing that they would lose money and he would gain money, or his co-conspirators, you know, would gain money. Did he, at any point, ask me to invest?

He didn't. All right. He didn't ask you. But Sal was boasting on the set one day about how he put everything. He did it to one of my best friends. Yeah, I would have to choose Sal's side of that. Well, see, let's not make a personal then. Let's just say like he swindled like, say it was a bunch of retirees, you know.

Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know if I can know. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know if I can go. No, no, no, let's say he swindled somebody who had the money and was super rich and super powerful and arrogant. And he just devised the Get Rich Scheme plan and he pulled it off. The guy he heard or the corporation he heard, they can they can withstand it and no big deal, no skin off their nose. I could be friends with that guy. I can't be friends

of a guy who clears out old people. Old people, yes, sun coast no, or wait, other way around, We call those victimless crimes. Victimless crimes as there's one stone coast left in the entire nation. And it probably won't even survive this Corona nightmare. corrode uh... nightmare uh... what about like if i would have had a fight take on the say i got a corner and make a bet with him and i make a bet on a football game and he's so fucking stupid that i can that he doesn't understand point spreads

and i get a like a sweet fucking point spread and he he doesn't realize that his his team can still win and i will still win because he think that team didn't come to the point, right? That's not a swindle. That's not a swindle. That is just taking advantage of someone's ignorance, which many people would judge on sort of an ethical level. But I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I mean, people do it all the time. Like if somebody sees something on eBay or at a flea market that they're like, wow, they don't know what they have. Almost universally, they'll buy it.

All right, but what if it's on the table of a little video lady cleaning out her fucking deceased husband's belongings? And it's a bowling ball bag, and she brings into the fucking store, and there's a fucking sweet fucking pile of priceless comics in it. Um, hey man, did I say that was at a flea market, not that didn't happen. What address did I give there? That's what happened. Was this, if it did happen, Was this the one that fucking muse almost ruined

the comics by coming all over him? No. Okay, that was a different time. Okay. Now, this was some little lady came in and you know, she brought the bowling bag in full comics and it was like a fucking some really, really good comics and we hooked her up with a watch an auction house. Oh, that said, she gonna give us some money but we never heard from her again. If we hooked her up with like a fucking bitch, but she was wicked for helping her out. We've come back and give us a little bit for our time and helping her out. But we never did hear from her again. No. And that's why you should have fucking ripped her off.

No, no, no, man. It's hard, man. You can't do off. No, no, man. It's part of the man. You can't do that. I'm okay with that. What books or what was some of the values of these books that? She had like, you know, she had the first appearance of Wolverine was in there. I mean, there was a lot of dogs near too, but there's also like just in the pile, which is just a a hole 181.

Oh yeah. If she had like some she had a first blade to a Dracula number 10 and she had some real old issues too and we just we just gave her the phone number and the email of an auction house that she would maximize her profits off of. But she had no idea though and that was that swindling or was that she would maximize her profits off of. But she had no idea, though. That was that swindling, or was that what would that be called, if I didn't do that, though? I don't know. I think she came to you for obviously for some sort of guidance.

I would think that's kind of a scummy move. But if you went to her garage sale, it was on the table for 50 cents and you bought it. I don't know, I feel like she has the internet. She could have done a research. It's not on you to tell her what our shits were. It's still in that gray area though, like I would hate to boast about that, though, you know, I found it at her actual sale now.

Well, what's the difference aside from the location, either way, she doesn't know what it's worth. Well, I mean, we're coming to you with the understanding that you're the expert that can help. You're going to be on Twitter. Gotcha. Well, that's her mistake. Well, look around. I thought that's what the swindling was, though.

Like, I thought it was just a sweet, like, swindle stood for sweet deal. Now I don't think that's the widely accepted definition. I don't think it's just combined the word. Yes, sweet with the Latin Indle. Indle meaning deal. Yeah, I think Swindle is more of a like like trickery like taking advantage may maybe taking advantage or like what that what that was what if you had bought the books that's not really swindling as much as just like taking advantage of her.

Gotcha. You know, which I guess is not a crime, but I guess it's promising something that you know you're not going to be able to deliver and accepting people's money for it is more of a swindle. But what if you said, okay, look, and you know that that first appearance Wolverine's in there, and you say, look, I'll give you 300 bucks for the whole lot. However, I gotta tell you, you probably got things in there that are worth more than that, and if you take the time to go somewhere, you'll get more, but I'll give you 300 right

now for it. Is that more or less correct way to do that? I would think so. I mean, I'm always ever since compliment started in before that don't really have a lot of them i was always like i always approach every person to walk in with uh... with a pile of comics as if they were

like um... who was that do you from date long that was always catching fucking my life and christian i always thought that there was a Chris Hansen gotcha going on when someone would come in, so I always treated everybody with a hundred percent accuracy and because I didn't want to get that gotcha. I don't want to get I don't want to get on date line. Like we're doing a blistering expose on neighborhood comic bookstores and if they rip off old ladies Yeah, I mean, I remember seeing those kind of things when it's like it affects a lot of people like fake oil changes or like

People are bottling up water that isn't spring water and selling it Yes, shame on you remember the shame on you. Oh, yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, shame on you. Remember the shame on you, like, yes? Mm-hmm. Shame, shame, shame. Yeah, I never wanted to be caught in that position where, you know, that I'd be on TV getting shame. Get ashamed? Oh, nobody likes that.

Would they be allowed to do it though? You can't shame anybody for anything. If I'm like, hey, man, fucking grandma should have had her what's about her. It's my fault she's fucking Alzheimer's. She's been here for a lot, my friend, and 2021. Oh, I'm the type how to what's about it. My fault she's fucking Alzheimer's. You can't get a lot of my friends in 2021. Oh, I'm the type that yes. Free reign on shaming, that's true.

That's true. So what was the next, I could just got a couple more. Q, I feel like I know how you feel, we would feel about this one, but the neighbor's dog just will not stop barking, regardless of how many times you talk to the neighbor, they're just that, those people, they don't care. Dogs barking all night, dogs barking all day. Give a little bit of poison bait to them, you know, a little poison meat, just to shut them up for good. Is that the kind of pressure you get around? for good. Is that the kind of pressure you're on? That's one of the unforgivable for me.

Unforgivable, huh? Completely. I don't care who it is either. I would be like, dude, I can't. Your monster, like I just can't have in my life. He's like, you want to stop barking? Yeah, that's the top one. That's like, is it because you're like, what a fuck a little bit sick this person is? Yeah, it's like, he wants to stop barking. Yeah, that's the top one of like, is it because you're like, what a fuck a lunatic this person is. Yeah, it's like you almost feel like,

well, should I report him or should I just not be his friend? Like, what's my move here? Did you guys, like, you brought up the sun coast thing? Did you guys ever ever sit, like, you'd be honest now, because you know, that was a point in my life when I was at my lowest. Did you guys ever question like, I was being a jerk off doing it? Wow. I think of all the low points in my life. Some even today. Some today is reason is today. They were... Uh... Where in the size is that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Shut up, all right. I mean, it was wrong. You know my morals. You know the type of person I am if you expected me to fucking fingerwag That was that's on you

I wish somebody had though. You know, maybe somebody just like Grammy and it's Max with sense and he like this is wrong You're better than this. Mm-hmm. I never thought though. I never thought that You don't need to do this. Well, you weren't though. Sunday Jeff was, if we're going to think less of anyone, it would be him. Because really, he was like, he was the cog. He was, you know, Hitler is the guy who's like, hey, we're on to the Jews and everybody did it. So Sunday Jeff, you know, you're like, hey, go fucking take down the sun coast. One figure at a time. But you were very like, you were very extremely, look, I don't know, it's the same, it really is the same conundrum as like, a man steals a loaf of bread for his starving family.

Oh, no, you can't abuse that as being. I know. I'm saying though, at the time, that was your mindset. You're like, I have to do anything within my means to make sure the store survives, not only survives, but thrives. Right. That's how I justified it though, but it's still in my head. That's how I could go to sleep at night.

But it really wasn't necessary, though, probably. No. I feel like how much money did that really bring in? Oh, thousands. Oh, then I was messing with that. It was a goddamn mint. It was a gold mine. I tell you.

Oh, thousands. And like, well, I'm not going to say 10,000, but I would say somewhere in between four and 6,000 probably a year. I mean, that's great. Everybody grows, don't you know, and I'm just proof that you could, you can turn your life around. Well, it's not possible anymore. Yeah, it's not even possible to do it anymore. So it's not like you changed the system change, right? I like the like, you know, like, you paint a better picture than I was forced to stop. I'm not that I chose to stop. I'll cut

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Let me see if I can find it 2017 Is when this article is from so so I think it was some time from 2010 until then I believe, maybe I'll find it. It says he first. So, William, are you asking us if we were distancing ourselves from somebody who would tend to kill a child? Well, no, the thing about this, and he didn't attempt anything They it was just talk you it was like remember that cop There was a cannibal cop the cat will cop it was basically the same kind of thing now with this guy

They did find pictures like weird disgusting pictures and You know lute obviously oh Largo Largo Florida This is where this happened And you know, Lude obviously, oh, Largo, Largo Florida. This is where this happened. So they did find like some porn pictures and shit. But my question was if they're just talking about it. And it's her room. Like a catable cop?

The catable cop wore this kind of stuff like, you know, cooking kids. You're not gonna, you know, you can assume they're not gonna really do it, but they will. I don't want that person in my life. That's fucked up. So no, what was that, like that fiction, like that Joker's fiction, fan fiction? Yeah, it would not, just why are you even thinking about that? I mean, that. Yeah, that's like, why does this is a no brainer? And like, I don't even know, like you thought it was something more like

how about planning a bank robbery, though? You never do it, but you fantasize about it. Could you keep that person in your life? Oh, absolutely. If I found out somebody planned it or executed it. No, no, they just, they just always talked about it. They had the perfect plan in place. You know, could you, would you be able to just to live,

justify being friends with that person? For bank robbery. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the federal offense. Sure. But I mean, what is, what is the plan though is he but he

if you get a kill people yet it's not every bank teller in the place so i want to get a little bit no witnesses has he not explained this to you already i guess i should have known that no no no his he's the gentlemanly bank robber that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that

that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that That guy's got stories I want to hear. And is he not capable of redemption too? Because it's the same thing, the same reason we would be friends with you. You know, it's like he's stealing something that doesn't belong to him. You're right. Oh, shit. I'm like a bank robber. Pretty much. It's Clooney.

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They could just be tired of sage, who knows. Yeah, right, like, all right, I can do it with this, but like, just some dude on the internet that turns out to do the FBI, I might be like, well it's you, so I'm like, all right, I can do with this, but like just some dude on the internet that turns out to do the FBI I might be like, well, it's you so I'm not gonna not be your friend, but I'm gonna be like that's fucking weird. You gotta stop talking about that. Yeah. But you can't make it this hard for me to fucking be your friend, dude. It's like you're going out of your way.

Yeah, come Come on man. Last week you're talking about bank robberies and this week you're talking about cannibalizing kids. But I think you would get a pass on it. Yeah. It would take a lot like you either one of you guys would have to do a lot for me to, to be like, it would have to involve murdering kids or like severe animal cruelty. Yeah, I think so. Other than that, I think, even I found out you like killed somebody, I would still be your friend.

Like what the fuck did you do for it? And how the fuck are we gonna cover this up now? You fucking idiot, you totally fucked this up. I don't have a bowel ready, I don't have any lab. You're gonna dig the hole, You're digging the hole. Yeah Yeah, it would be like that. I think I don't know. I don't know. Is there anything else to talk about? Hey Laurie Lofflin Walt I saw some remember her. Oh, there's another criminal right? Oh my gosh Why can't we fucking just throw her away and like lock her up and throw away the key already by God?

She's a dangerous society. I saw pictures recently of the pictures that they sent in of her daughters on the rowing machine showing how how great they are at rowing and how much they belong on that rowing team. They said but I think she's like she's so she's being so obtuse about everything and just so obstinate that I think that she is going to get in trouble. Like it because this shit is definitely like for people that are having trials now, this could help them. But hers is an until November. And if she keeps up her bullshit, man, I think they're going to give her time because they gave the other lady time and she was totally cooperative Right now kill we Lori Lachlan has had friends drop her for committing this crime. Yeah So I mean there's precedent set that like came in celebrity friends

Have have a much you know shorter a leash that we know or whatever, what's it called? You can't put up with as much as a non-celebrity, because it affects your life then. Yeah, maybe, I guess, but probably anyway. Are you thinking about even one of Lori Lachlan's friends right now? Would you even know one? Like if I heard that George Clooney was out with having dinner with Lori Lachlan, I wouldn't be like Clooney's an asshole. It's like, oh, I wonder what that fucker relationship would be. But a lot of people would be though.

Yeah, I like if George Clooney was out to dinner with Jared from Subway, then I'm like, wow, that's fucking crazy. Then I might be like, that is fucked up. I don't know what the ocean 15 now. And I am. I mean, go ahead. Well, no, I said, you got to treat, you got to treat anybody that could harm you in your public life. You got to treat achieve like, what's the call for some, personal grotto? Grotto, my and Grotto, yeah. Yeah, well, if I was going to do that, tell them to eat Dave what they've got in the head. I take risks with this show, man. Tell them to eat.

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