Tell Em Steve-Dave - #441: Lyin’ Johnson

Episode Date: April 25, 2020

Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.

Give me something to clean! I'm gonna fuck it! Kill this motherfucker! That isn't a problem with the Russians. That's problems with fucking idiotic morons who get their information from memes on Facebook. I know a lot of big brains, and they fucking annoying and they fucking think they know it all and fucking nine times out of ten I'm like you were wrong asshole Tell them Steve Dave hello and welcome to this week's edition of tell them Steve Dave I'm here with BQ hello Hello. And with Waltz.

Hello. So, New York is saying, June 1st, now at the earliest, they're gonna come back. Oh, that came out? I just heard that. Is New York dragging their heels, Walt? No. So, going down a nation.

Well, I think a lot of parts of the other country are opening up this Friday and Monday, down south, I think a lot of parts of the other country are opening up this Friday and Monday down south, I heard. Yeah. So there's a rest of the nation is starting to, you know, start to open the doors. We'll see what happens, but maybe if it goes good for them, the York will won't have to wait till June 1st. Yeah, we're the same as some Hickberg gun in Mississippi with like three people in their town. They're patriots, right? That's what I'm hearing that these people are patriots. They're standing up for their rights to not wear masks during the coronavirus thing.

Do you think people are having a hard time because they're like, I just, I can't believe it. I just can't believe this is happening. And then they're like, well, maybe it's not happening. Like maybe it's all bullshit, you know? What do you mean, like this? We're all having a bullshit, you know. What do you mean, like, this word, you're, we're all having a dream? Is that how? No, not, not, not like a mass dream or mass hysteria. It's like we're, they're telling us it's worse than it is.

And for some reason, it's like an overprotective. Oh, I, I think your glosses. I, I, I mean, I've heard reports now that 200,000 people in California have it. And if that's the case, that means the death rate is, is not nearly as I've heard reports now that 200,000 people in California have it. And if that's the case, that means the death rate is not nearly as high as they thought it was then. That would be fantastic if that's what. Well, it's still the same people.

The figures of people who died are still the same, which is unbelievable. How many people did die from this? But it wouldn't be as deadly as they first thought it was. Sure. Which would be great. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know what to say. I think it's weird that people are protesting guidance. Everything so far that has come down the pike has not been accurate, which is hard to do, because you mean it's virtually impossible, though. I understand you can be wrong, but I think a lot of shit's going to wind up being wrong.

I hope so. I mean, if it's wrong in the right direction, I think that's great. But the trouble with like states that are going to open up early, like let's say there's one state that's like, Hey, Pennsylvania, we want our bars back i saw people carry signs people love to get blood uh... patriots i suppose and so pennsylvania opens up there's nothing that's gonna stop people from new york or jerseys or

canettic it or the surrounding areas to go in there and that's their spot now now i'm gonna go out on will go out will eat out there or go drink in there you know especially if you're next to a yeah i mean these are all things i'm, that they're weighing and they'd realize, I mean, hey man, they fucking know, we are like fucking sheep. We are so predictable as an animal. I mean, there's nothing more predictable than a human being, I think. This is maybe the least rebellious I've been against any kind of agency telling me what they're doing. Like, I want me to stay and watch TV?

Like, what did you say? No, did you hear the news thing? I mean, they were wrong. Well, I just think it's like they're dealing with the information as it comes in. I mean, they can't, maybe, I guess the answer would be saying nothing. What's the, if that's the information they had at the time, like, would you rather them just say nothing in case they're wrong or go with the information they have We have to understand that the information like that's coming in is constantly gonna be evolving. Yes, I don't think that's a that's an opportunity to go

Ah, they don't know what the fuck you're talking. I don't everything is changing constantly right and I'm just like they don't know what the fuck is going on Oh, I mean, I'm sure they're struggling But I also know that the people that are making these calls are probably big brains, right? Put them to shame. I fucking, I know a lot of big brains. And they're fucking annoying. And they fucking think they know it all and fucking nine times out of 10. I'm like, you were wrong, asshole. Okay. I mean, I'm not wrong. I'm not only using my, only using my the two big brains I know as my promenader self-declared brains certify college-educated big brains but they're the fucking biggest fucking

know what all is though the ones who fucking graduated college oh you better believe it they got something to tell you? So you trust the people marching in the streets as well. I don't trust them either. I don't trust them either. So what are you doing? You letting your girls out of the house? We have gone out of the house. Where you going? We have taken now, we've got this app that Frank Five gave me. It's called Roadside America. Okay. And I put in our zip code. Yeah. And we find a something that we can drive to to see. Okay. And then while we're there while we see it, we look for a place to eat and leave the car. And drive around. Pretty like we saw a giant head. Okay. And a park. What is that?

Oh my god. It was fucking far out. Rosal was like that. Oh, Rosalina Jersey. Yeah, I think it was. It was it was very underwhelming though. This giant head. Oh, it went to sea. You could see from your car. And then the next spot we're gonna go to is the War of the Worlds Memorial. Like we're we're Orson Welles did his shit. Oh, okay. There's like a memorial plaque. Okay. So I've got to pick things that are outside. Yeah, you could see. That's what you've been doing. So we have been getting out. I mean, we just can a memorial plaque Okay, so I got to pick things are outside. Yeah, you could say that's what you've been doing So we have been getting out. I mean, we just can't do it no more. I'm sorry What it sounds like the way you're doing it is the way that you're supposed to do it responsible. Yeah I guess but I mean we're really not supposed to be out in the road supposedly a cop come pull me over and if I'm like

Hey, you were just doing the roadside app. Well, he could fucking find me or put me in jail I mean and technically I'm like, hey, you were just doing the roadside app, well, he could fucking find me or put me in jail. I mean, technically I'm in violation. I shouldn't be doing even this. Well, you have to go off of food. Wait a second. Also, like, but I mean, I see tons of people out there on the road. Yeah, it turns to people.

Essential. I saw a car wash. I can't go to fucking work. I saw comics, but these fucking idiots can fucking wipe out a car. There was a car wash. Yeah, woodbridge. Yeah. Because I saw two car washes passing here, and neither one was open.

Woodbridge car wash open, huh? They all have masks on there, right? They had masks on, but how is that essential? How is that essential? I'm not going to give the now the name of the car wash, because I'm not trying to be a tattletail. Right. You're not going to dial 311.

I understand that. They're looking for rats up in New York. Yeah, enough rats in New York they need some more fucking blasio man he's something special will they suppress what this like the JFK or all are all the big things and like will they suppress information or will everything you think come out like the aliens um I think everything will come out eventually but I don't think anybody will care about that point helians, um, I think everything will come out eventually, but I don't think anybody will care about that point

about this. I think, but it's I think I don't think anybody's gonna give them some trillion dollar loss to the economy They might care about it. They won't care about conspiracy theories They're gonna care what you've just said is exactly the issue. They're gonna be worried about making money and feeding their families Nobody's gonna have time for like well, what fucking way did they have to study it? So when they don't fucking make the same mistakes if they made mistakes Who's that government? Oh, well, that's different. They're government's different. Yeah They have to they have to figure it out. So if a case that happens again, they could be like But even if we did right, this is what we did wrong

But even if they figured out you couldn't trust them anyway according to what you're saying or they're not if it's Fives you I wouldn't pay taxes because what the fuck you pay taxes or if you don't have any faith in your government we'll be they told us it was a fucking remember that little armadillo that fucking what that little armadillo they blamed it on this fucking cute little fucking oh that little dinosaur looking to do really and now it's turning out it wasn't a little armadillo there's misinformation being fed to us left and right now they're saying that the big hot rumor is

it got out of a lab in Wuhan. Now I got this is what I want to ask you guys. I'm not sure if this person who exposed everybody who worked at the lab and it got out is still alive. I think they may be still alive, but it was somebody who was not married. I believe it was a female. What that could be wrong because I've also heard it was a part of mail, but they infected their boyfriend or girlfriend. They went to that wet market. They went all over to place. If you're that person who's responsible for all these deaths, all this fucking destroyed lives and the economies of the world, how do you cope with that? How do you do that? Do you just say, well, it wasn't

me. It was the facility. Just try to fucking. You got to, I mean, you know, the bad at night going like, well, if the fucking lab was a fucking was on top of things, I wouldn't have gotten infected. Or do you fucking carry the weight of that? I think I got to carry the weight a little bit, man. I might be like, I might take the my bad clothes, just be like, oh, my bad guys, I didn't know. And move on with my life if that was me, but yeah, I mean, it's got a way out. Think about it for a second,

just what that would feel like. I was the one that got it out of the lab. Think about the people who like, they're smoking and they carelessly throw away a button and burn down like 60,000 acres. That guy is like, glad I'm not hurt. Well, they do a gender reveal party in Bern like 40 acres. What do you do? What's the first thing you do?

Do you go back? Do you find a new line of work? Do you still work in fucking germs? Because you're not qualified, asshole. Who's never gonna hire you again? To every fucking walk into a lab every again. Well, this is a lab person, not a wet, not a good person. It was a lab person.

Oh, lab person. That's the new rumor now. They trace it, you think, according to this rumor, they trace it to this one person. Yes. Wow. That they're able to trace it to one person. Well, I guess I would be like, well, look, man,

I was just at work. Like, I didn't do anything wrong at work. I got, I courted at work through, it it depends did she open a jar and be like what's this and smell it and they were doing it like research on bats. So again, this is just what I've heard I've heard this on CNN. I saw it on fucking on the internet. Yeah. So but now China's coming out and saying that no, no, no, that's not true. That didn't happen. He can't leave a fucking night

and no no from the chinese okay but why is it so easy for you to say that but like but you're still but you've like when I say I can't believe what what our government is saying well because our government isn't based on on like lies and and like i mean it's a communist regime and i think i think i think this this

country is based on lies but i i think that they're a little bit slick about it where China is like, you don't like our lies? How about you go to prison for life? That's not the first. I mean, we can vote people out every four years like China, they're just they got the boot on their neck for the whole lives. I mean, can we vote people out? Sure, of course we can. Can we really? Of course, it's thrown into question when when All these fucking rumors And we have an electoral college and that's the way the fucking that it went and that went by law and by rules Right, but what I'm influenced

By bots and by all interferes But that's just people being like this whole thing Would they say like Russians interfere with the election by going on Facebook and buying ads. I'm like, do some fucking research assholes, don't just believe ads, you see on fucking Facebook. I don't, that's why I'm just like, fuck you guys. Just because somebody's a fucking moron and just like, well this must be true, I read it on Facebook and go and, doesn't fucking, that isn't a problem with the Russians, that's problems with fucking idiotic morons who get their information from memes on Facebook. Like, it's one of those things that I just get fucking frustrated about. Don't fucking blame the Russians. The Russians are just

gonna do what the Russians do. Their evil scumbags. Okay? It's like blame the Americans that's like, well, this must be the way it is. I read it on Facebook. Like, pull your fucking head at it. Get off Facebook! No, look, go to Facebook and read the comments that people make. I've never seen more illiterate motherfuckers in my life. No one can spell. No, no one has any idea of like how a sentence is supposed to fall together. It's very liberal the way they position their words. Do you think they'll ever name the tech who fucking got out of the lab?

No way. Although they may. I know that. In this country they wouldn't. In China, they might be like, hey, well, China then would have to walk back. They're saying it didn't have. They wouldn't be able to see that. Yeah, they're not going to anybody who's a like a loose.

Yeah, anybody who's a loose threat is you're going to see they're going to disappear. Yeah, if they haven't already. If they haven't already. If they haven't already. I'm reading here now this is as recently as two weeks ago. They were saying that it was a 57 year old female shrimp seller that they thought was could have been patient zero. Trin, what does it both mean? So, the blasio, his 311 line, it seems like it's not working that well because he's getting a lot of pictures of the little fingers and dicks a lot of dick pics Get sent. I don't know if that's technically snitching. I haven't met anybody that likes to blasio. No, he's really now Can't you trace back who sent that you're wasting the government's time?

Can't you trace back who sent that and fucking make them an example? I think there's hundreds if not thousands, so it's like to, I mean, you would have to make someone sort of a, example, yeah, and make an example of them. And it'd be like, all right, you send in a dick pic, you want this is what you're going to get, and he gives them a stern talk. No, no, no, no, because you can't even do shit. I see videos of the cops all the time. They're like, hey, you have to wear a mask. They're like, fuck you. And there's nothing the cops can do.

He's like, I could find you $1,000. They're like, then go ahead. And then they don't do it. I haven't seen it. Because people are playing in the park and shit. I tell you what, I don't mind the mask so because when I got my hoodie on and my mask on Yeah, I mean there's only like an inch of my face that's be that is people can see

That's why I'm married Beth asked me to wear that mask with Ron Pitt's face on it. Yeah, it's weird. Sometimes you'll see people walking around and like they have their mask kind of like half as applied like it's beneath their nose but over their mouth it's like you know that's half the battle right. Oh yeah, going to the store, going to the local grocery store and I see the clerk wearing it like that and I don't care because I'm not really all that concerned about it but I'm like what's the point? Why are you even wearing this if you're not gonna wear it properly?

Right, everybody can see it. Like if you're just doing it for a show, go fuck yourself. This is another thing, and this is very serious. Well, kind of coronavirus be spread through Farts. They're asking you get fart in your own face and catch Corona. It bounces off the walls, you know. Oh, yeah, you're right. Oh, man, can you imagine you're like just got I should have the brown the brown virus. Yeah, I'm trying to see this New York city thing that's saying it's close to you I mean I doesn't surprise me at all because it There's no way to me that it wasn't to till June anyway, but I Don't see anything about that. We just see it. No, I heard it

I think it was wins There Anyone saying it couldn't get much worse than count on a tornado warning for NYC God the post really loves to fucking beat the negative Yeah, yeah loves to fucking beat the wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, like he had a wonder man. Is

this just like God mad at us? Probably. That would be. Yeah. Fuck it. Really. So you think that it's God coming to punish us? I spoke to Father Lance. He says no. We did. We did. We did a little interview with Father Lance recently. And he's a play he leans towards not believing that Chinese mother fuck. He's probably some Chinese, you know, one of these guys, you

know, he's at a wet market. Yeah, the little dinosaur really deep did people hunt them down and kill them then like he took it. They were they were public enemy number one. They were like they were you know They were probably like if someone saw when they were fucking to step on it Yeah, like a coyote kills like a sheep and then ranchers want to kill like 500,000 coyotes because one this poor little ugly motherfucker was the what's that was it? It was like it was like a I we showed it to you. It animal was in it? It was like a... We showed it to you, it was really ugly looking, it was like grotesque. The pangolin?

Yes, that's it. I think they're cute. Pangolin? Yeah, but they were the scapegoat for this for a little while. China was trying anything. Yeah. It's him! It's like that guy?

Well how did he do it? Oh, we ate him like Yeah, he done man. I Wonder if there's I can't even look at a picture of a wet market. What's his name Tom Tom the TSD writer? Turned me on to milizowski was outskies name it. No, no I was outskie. Yeah, he's a big brain. He's of Polish stock I don't know but he's but he's maybe The smartest guy that I know right now. Oh, yeah, he's taking the the top

That's good to hear You're still up there, okay, you're in top three. Why cuz he went to college. I thought they were the stupidest other fuckers around And I hope I be get them at this point That number can't mean that much anymore It's when you come in and you do think that's just what I think that you're you're up your number two Right, and I see a fumble with the fucking board. Oh Fuck about We are on video

about. We are on video. I see you funneled the board and then you go and then you still like it's just I can't help it it's like it's a it's a mental thing it's not like I'm actively trying to like put you down lower but it's just like it's just where I belong. You just go on it like you see it. Yeah. So conscious. How do you hands? It's out of my hands. So a big brain tom, it's told it to turn me on to gutter oil. Is oil, which has been recycled from waste oil collected from friars and all this other shit. It's some of it uses animal parts, animal fat and animal skins. And one in every ten lower market restaurant meals consumed in China is prepared with that recycled oil. So all that shit, all that like crap that like in the Simpsons

when Homer was stealing all the rendered oil and fat on that shit, that's what I guess they're using to cook. 10% cook and stuff that is not fit for human consumption. I think though if it turns out that that was true about the lab tech technician who, you know, who let this get out, the world owes an apology to the Chinese people for the way we condemn their eating habits. I disagree. I think it's still disgusting. Regardless of who let it out. But it did cause a pandemic though.

It's disgusting and it's fucking grotesque. But we're not even sure. China's like a way. It wasn't the pangolin. It was hurt. It's like so it was a tiny animal. No, it was that lady. No, China is denying it was a technician.

But like there's strong belief that it was an accident. They were studying bats in there. There's no bats being sold in this and Anywhere near the wet market that supposedly it came from so they're just putting two and two together here And they don't think it was obviously not done on purpose. They wouldn't infect their own people. Oh The one that's never never all those protests with the NBA players. I'm not fucking stepping up and supporting the Chinese game Oh, yeah, I wonder too. I'm like well that fuck all that went over to play basketball, right? Yeah, and then people are like look at the human rights Relations and they're like look at the checks we get from endorsements and go in the China to play Yeah, I couldn't help but notice none of them did any kneeling while they were there

They just played the game. I've seen no nobody kne And if that Chinese anthem played, I didn't see the game. But if it did, I guarantee none of them are. Because, you know, they're better than America. China. What are you going to do? You know, it's interesting to me off the corona thing for a second, but Joe Biden securing the nomination and the sexual assault allegations coming out about against him. Now, these were, I don't know much about this, but I'm assuming these were in the 70s.

I don't know, in his 70s. Yeah, I mean, it was a while ago. I was going to say, because it had to be a time when he was like on the move. I can't imagine he would make an any sexual advancements at that age. He's that now. I guess not, but does it really matter when he's? No, no, no, but I'm just saying, but just saying no, but I think time has going to cause a problem of trying to investigate this.

I was assuming it was a decade to go. But what's to investigate? You just believed, true. You just said, what do you mean if? Oh my God! Holy shit. Look at this fucking motherfucker. Take that walk away from him.

You got a lot of starts are social distancing and professional distancing. I have no idea who who like who's going to get put up for the Democratic nomination issue because we can't support Biden. I believe. Okay, so he did it roughly 26 years ago. Okay, so he was still he was still a fucking so she was very. Yeah, and held as he now he's like 70 right. He's really old. How could any any of the people that came out against Kavanaugh and getting getting elected to this brim court even dare to show their face for Biden for this how because he's still in their eyes is going to be Better than what's what's in there of absolutely 100% that's how they justify it. Yeah, I don't think that's true I mean at least

Trump's fucked up there's no doubt but Biden is he's incomprehensible. You're like, I don't know what he's saying I don't think he knows what he's saying. There's so many sound bites where you're like holy shit This is what my grandpa sounded like at the end. So Biden was a relatively young man, only like 51, 52. Oh really? That's right, we still chance for us. So I just make it an unwanted advance.

Yeah, why not? It's good enough for the president of the United States to have Biden. Oh my God. to advance it. It's good enough for the president of the United States to abide in. Oh my God. I just, I can't, what a pickle to be one of the people that was so, so like hanging every fucking thing on that me too. And then because you know how fucking, like I said, as a species, there is no fucking perfect fucking candidate. You're going to fucking, the skeletons are in every politician's closet.

Agreed, but it's bad timing to have that be the main focus of the past couple of years, and just fire in Brimstone about it, and fucking pulling jobs, and firing people, and getting people out of fuck it shit. And you're not welcome here anymore. And they're like, oh, vote for Biden. It's just how the fuck is anybody supposed to fucking listen to anybody else anymore? It's just fucking, it's, it's,

why is anybody listening to any of the human beings aside from their friends and loved ones? I don't get it anymore. It's just hypocrisy everywhere, man. Yeah, you can't, I personally do not believe anything I read or any like, like if Walt's telling me something like, hey, here's what I, you know, I went out to Rosal Park. It's like, yeah, sure, I believe that. He has these no reason to lie, but like anybody who has any kind of vested interest in me thinking a certain thing, I just don't trust him.

Right. Any government official, because it's like, you know, every single fucking time, Justin Trudeau, the most woke cock sucker on earth, who's always in other people's faces, being like, say, people kind, not mankind. It's like, all right, well, how about now there's three or four pictures of you in black face, but that was a different time. Uh-huh. And you were young and you apologized. And then it's okay. And I'm like, I don't understand. He wants to put people in reeducation camps for the shit. That's fucking crazy.

It's okay. But you gotta, but you just grew out of it. Oh my God. You grew out of it somehow. These people didn't. It's crazy. And it's still in blackface, then I guess they may. And that doesn't mean like how you're arguing for the fucking return of blackface.

No. You're like like everybody should be, I just want, what are the rules? Can we have the rules? Put the rules out. I'm totally cool with no blackface. I think that's a good rule. But if everybody's doing that rule, can the fucking president of Canada,

with a prime minister of Canada, like follow the same fucking rule? Yeah. The rules are Lucy Goosey. Sure. They don't apply to everybody. Yeah, Lucy Goosey. Sure. They don't apply to everybody. Yeah, Lucy Goosey. Got it.

That's what I'm saying. There was a great quote, and I forget who said it, where, where if you read, if you don't read the news at all, you're uninformed, but if you follow the news and you read the news, you're misinformed. So what would you rather be uninformed? They're misinformed. No, no, I read that years ago somewhere. Sure took quote, quote, quote, quote.

Yeah, I did. That was a, that was a, that, no, I read that years ago somewhere. Yeah, I did it. That was a Decline cut that shit out Yeah, like you either want to be misinformed or uninformed. I guess like I don't know what the choice is there For me, it's uninformed definitely. Yeah, I got on that train about five years ago I never got off. Yeah, I jumped on you were like, hey, it's still pulling out of the station. I was like, all right I'm coming buddy. I so rarely, I mean, New York Post for... Shhh! Wait.

Oh boy. I don't know why you guys even thought this was gonna happen. Anyway, we're six feet apart, fuck you. Oh, the Post. Yeah, now I was just gonna say about the post, yeah, that every single day, it's nothing but corona, like that's nothing but that. And then things relative to corona, like, hey, look at these Instagram celebrities or influencers who did this during the, yeah, that kind of shit page six stuff.

But other than that, I'm like, it doesn't seem like there's real news. I'm beginning to stalks lately, no. What do you mean? Like, I went on Robin Hood remember our former, so I went on there and I put some money in there and I like when it bottomed down, I bought it at the same stuff. I bought lift.

Uh huh. I bought Bank of America. I bought JetBlue. Oh. That has been kind. Yeah, blue's just just plummeting out. Yeah, they're like eight something now. I think I bought it like 10 But again, it's like I don't think jet blue is going anywhere I think the company's like I'm not like well make money tomorrow, but I am up so far so good. It's fun too

And little amounts it's fun to do yeah Yeah, when you lose like 50 grand that it's not so far Yeah, it's not when you lose like 50 grand that it's not some fun. Oh, what? And that's the thing. It's like something could happen tomorrow, where a stock that's so promising today, but these news comes out and it's like, oh, no. There's like anybody, anybody who just invested in cruise lines or Disney or, I mean, pretty much anything.

Got it. Like, I think, I think Jiggy told me he invested some money for his 401k or something He's like I can't even look at it. Yeah, I can't even look at it But he's like 30 something years old like the same with you like you're pretty young like that money will have time to grow Yeah, well that's I still got a motion about he was like he's like he Moser's been he says he's been through three of these stock plummets Yeah, he goes he goes he you know, it's worrying about the people who only have of these stock plummets. It's worrying about the people who only have another 15 years to live that we're counting on retirees. Like that are like, oh fuck, I don't have the

time to have him and Edgar. They have all their, you know, they have like that thing that pays out like a monthly thing. So I guess it goes down, you know. Oh, that sucks. Probably by their foreclosed house. But Waltz, it's interesting that you should ask because yes, we do have a spot. We still need to make a couple bucks here. Hey, we got to eat right? Mian Di's. Mian Di's. Hey, it's officially spring, but check this out. Look at this, Q.

All right. Christmas print. You getting Mian Di's, huh? Must be nice. Yeah, it's officially spring, but check this out. Look at this. Q. All right. Christmas print. You getting me undies. I'm going to be nice. Yeah. Got my me. Still not getting you. If you do not get them yet, then that's probably your fault. I'm not getting them. It's officially spring, which means it's officially spring cleaning time. I spring clean my whole house the other day. Super pissed and was like, boom, and like went through it. Like a mad man like I'm not even kidding. Like 14 straight hours I was so irritated.

It took 14 hours to clean it. What I'm talking clean clean, not like vacuum and pick up clutter like every square inch and carpet cleaning and like all that kind of shit. Oh yeah, now it's can't matter all the rage. Yeah, can't marry that. Like kind of like. Oh yeah, now it's, she'll buy an arrow all in rage. Yeah. Okay, can Mary Beth, like, like kind of like, drop a crumb?

Not, no, but can she not part, like partake in the cleaning and just like go about her thing or this she feel like, the dish she feel that like, that unease that like, well, I guess I have to clean as well because he's cleaning.

Well, she doesn't have it on my job. That house is supposed to be total unease There's just something wrong. She's like is she aware or or salt like I would want I would be aware that like oh He's cleaning so I got a fucking clean and I don't feel like clean But if he's doing it, I guess I got to do it. No because then I could very easily turn around and be like what you think I can't clean well enough? You gotta fucking help me. Like she doesn't have which way. So she'll just go upstairs and it's like,

if I'm like, hey, can you help me clean? But I don't want that. In that moment, I don't want that one. Any help. But I'm not mad at her. No, no, no. But I'm just like, let me just get this out. Plus, you know, it's just cleaning.

So since when did cleaning replace just like destroying? Oh, since all my medication and stuff, I think. Oh, okay. Yeah, started. That's a great, that's a great switch there. Now you've got nice clean shit rather than destroyed shit. Right, yeah, I don't have to go buy more stuff and put it in a dirty house.

How is it feeling, how do you feel the medication's doing? You're feeling an effect? Or too early? No, I wouldn't say it's too early. I think there are certain moments where I'm like, previously, this would have made me flip out. Okay. I just didn't.

And I'm talking about stuff that's so meaningless. Yeah. But like, one time, one morning, I was just like, I'll get up and I'm already coiled. And like, we have one of those countertop dishwashers. You ever see them? It's not like a full size dishwasher. It's like one that you put on the counter.

Okay. There's just wasn't enough room in there. I didn't want one where they have to fucking roll around and hook up to them. Yeah. Things, so I'm doing dishes in the morning and I have this robe, but it's not like a Terry robe. So if water goes down the sleeve, it doesn't absorb it.

It kind of like balls up. Like what is water's water's water's water's water's. Pool's down. Like a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little counter and dishes smash and go everywhere and it's Post new medication. No, this is before That medication may not be working He's like, that's the best we got Don't but it happened again the other day and I was just like shit And I was like just dried it off and I didn't think much of it and I was like, oh wait I get occurred to me yeah it actually occurred to me like all went off yeah I'm like oh so I was well good work wrong everybody wasn't wrong yeah everybody wasn't wrong about me let me ask about your cleaning thing because this is a hypothetical

that I that had floated recently if you clean the house right and it was, but you cleaned it so well, like it was undeniable, like you why, if your girlfriend was like, fuck man, I wish the house was this clean all the time, like deep clean, painting like the divots in the walls, everything, but you wore a French made outfit, like you just had a fetish where you were like, yeah, you were like, I won't have to wear it, okay. No, you wanna wear it. You wear it just your own. Well, you're right. Enjoying it. What is the reaction at home?

Like, is it like, fuck, I don't wanna see my husband dress. Like a French man. Can you be a French butler? No, it's something about like, email. Yeah, it has to be the big, really dress with a feather duster and the, What they call it French butler.

I don't know, it's just a butler, yes, I don't know. But, but that was it. But the house was super clean, but this weird fetish was you want to address like Uh, made What is the reaction in your homes? Uh, are you asking me to? Yeah. Well, I guess it's It would not be well received now. No, no. Doesn't like to see you not be well received. No, no. She doesn't like to see you.

Amasculated? Nope. And kind of femaleed, like, anybody, feminized? No, at all. No, she likes you fucking rough and tough, huh? She likes a man. She'll take a dirty house if there's a little edge to a man. If the man is dirty, she'll take the house dirty.

So she's going to start replacing your medications with tic-tacs. Yeah, that's right. You've got that manhood back that two months. She's tired of the old black hat. I think he's saying he equates you cleaning with being a fucking bitch. He's not the only one.

Trust me. I mean, we're between a lides out of the lard. I was like, he's wealthy. That's what I'm saying. That explains the reflection I saw in the mirror. I was like, oh, I'm ready to make it. No, really? Oh, so you wouldn't click. Now, you know what, he is, he is all man,

because I lived in an apartment with this guy. He never clings to me. Fucking slot. Total slot. Right? I'm gonna make some pasta and pesto. You want some? Yeah, sure. Two days later, Dish is still there.

I'm like, fuck, and I you want some? Sure. Two days later, Disha's still there. I'm like, fuck it, I guess I'll call you. I mean, I was just fucking dealing with Suzanne in the apartment all the time. So I'm gonna fuck it. I'll take the Disha's on the fucking sink rather than the fourth fight of the day. Alright, alright, alright, alright, come on, these guys, just go on in the room. Just go on off the ramp, you guys have to be pissed off at each other in a second.

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Yeah. Man, I make the fucking man pay for it. Yeah, you're going to be shirtless,less man if the shirt doesn't light up. You'll see me. Shuckin' and jiving some way, don't you? Yeah, you're on cameo. Hey, no, I won't do cameo, but I will, let's finish the. All right, yeah, yeah.

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get ads. Yeah. Have you guys, well, I know Brian has, but have you watched at all that new Harley Quinn show on the DC, the animated? No, I didn't even know there was one. There's a, it started the second season. It is so, you would like it. It, what, where is it? It's on DC universe all, like that DC app.

Okay. That they got the Titan show and do. I'm not a fan of Harley Quinn as a character. As a person, as Kevin's daughter, I think she's great, but as a character, I've always been like, I get it. I got you wacky, and now a day's it's all like, I don't need the Joker.

Look at me, and I'm just like, I got it. I got it. I got all of it. But this, the show is so fucking good. It's an adult animated series. So they're, like, she teams up it's an adult animated series. So they, they're, they're like, she teams up with other villains to take it to be like a crime lord, which she teams up with Dr. Psycho, who, uh, to won the woman villain from the 30s. Okay. And

he's caught on TV, called a one-the-woman, a content. And even the, even the injustice league won't have anything to do with the movie, gets me to out of villainy. So, so he joins her crew, Clayface, is in it it and they play clay face like an old Broadway actor like like like Almost like a moped Over the top, but it's ultra violent dude and like and like and it's really well done. It is really fucking well done I would highly recommend that to anybody who is a look of someone to watch. It's so good the second season just started its phenomenal Phenomenal phenomenal you say phenomenal dude. You've only steered me wrong once

So I'm going to take that near perfect track record and run with it I think you like it it gets pretty dark man. Yeah. Yeah, it gets pretty dark Have you like have you been reading a lot to like what are you doing differently now that maybe you wouldn't have done before? We didn't have so much time. It's not me. I'm not reading. No? I've been actually drawing like crazy.

It's pretty good. Like mad, like obsessive, like constant lower. It's like it's never in my life have I put out as much, I don't know what you call it, like this kind of production rate, because I'm doing it constantly. Not so prolific in the past.

Yeah, and we're like, and we're like when we're doing the office rewatch, we're up to season seven now, I think. Wow. Yeah, that's how much we've been watching it. And while it's on, I'm just drawn. Yeah, that's how much we've been watching. Holy shit. And while it's on, I'm just drawn. Yeah. So they're watching and I'm drawing.

I'm drawing until four o'clock in the morning every. Every. No, where the girl's crying because there's a nun being shot out or what? No, no, no, no, no. They don't even look. They don't even look at what I'm doing. And it's nothing like that anyway.

What is it, is it a project or something? I'll tell you about at what I'm doing. And it's nothing like that anyway. What is it a project or something? I'll tell you about it. I'm talking about it. Top secret, all right. But yeah, I mean, otherwise though, it's just days just fucking morph into the other. It's bizarre. Dude, I'm sitting here cause I didn't know

that you were here and I'm sitting outside and I'm like, what day is it? I have the right day. I'm almost positive. It's Tuesday. But you can't be totally sure. I sometimes I fear for Q more than myself. Me? Yeah. Because recently you haven't been answering texts. I'm fucking, I'm not, I think I'm just coming out of it now. Yeah. But the last two weeks have been. You weren't, you weren't a funk.

For the first time. I was just like worried constantly. Constantly. You're a natural man. Not even about myself, like worried about people I don't know, which is weird for me, but I just feel like. That's, that's unusual. I'm just like, how do you know?

You don't know. Yeah, you just like a random person, like you look at your window and you're like, I'm worried about that person. I'm curious. I assure you, Walt, everybody in my neighborhood is fine. The, we're fine, we're not. No, I just like, just like, just people, like I can't imagine, like, because I'm worried about work

and income and future and it's just like and I'm in a Better situation than a lot of people I know and I'm just like what's it like for people who just like Just a fucking good living paycheck to paycheck and now there's no paycheck for three months I get worried I worry about him. I'm just like that's fucking such a shitty situation. The anxiety was almost immediate for me It was like it was like day one. And like I want to say that I'm surprised everybody wasn't on day one, like completely just fucking in shell shock and just immobilized by anxiety.

But it took almost 10 days and then it just went away and there's now there's no, and now it's just like, well, whatever now there's no and now it's like well Whatever will be will be and it's like grouting her out Yeah, I'm just like I'll figure it out. I mean I'll you know I'll do what I got to do and really so so there was like a almost a Like a pep talk to yourself like don't be afraid wall. No, it wasn't like a new to pep talk. It was just I woke up one morning and I was just like, well,

fuck it. Yeah, I was like, I'd go clean. Mm-hmm. I just was like, I'm done. I'm like, I'm done, like worrying about it. I'm just going to just let it go where it goes and, I'll, I'll, like a surfer. I'll ride it out.

Nice. I intended. Yeah. How bunga? Yeah, whatever, whatever I was cleaning about was guaranteed to be far less significant than this Corona shit. Obviously, you know, at the Corona, I was surprised you didn't clean. This was like nothing, whatever it was. I don't even remember what I was man at when I cleaned all the time. Oh yeah. So, so yeah, it's um, or you know,

do you think you that like with things like this happen like little things that may have annoyed you or brought you to a point of um, frustration don't rise at level now because there's so much bigger things. No, I don't think so. I think they'll still rise to the level that get it. But you know what, I get updates from the guys in the firehouse and my firehouse got really hard with it. So I worry about those. It's just like this constant stream of like bad news. Yeah, although I don't know. I think it's turning around. I think it's turning around. It's weird because like one day I'll wake up and not the second I hope my eyes I'll be

like, this is going to be a shitty day. I just know it. I'll wake up and not the second I hope my eyes I'll be like This is gonna be a shitty day. I just know it I already wake up with the feeling of my chest and whatnot and then other days I wake up and I'm like Oh, this is great. What are we doing? It's just weird these weird swings that I that was that yesterday. Yes Today's better today's good, but I think it's starting to love a lot I haven't been writing at all or creating it all which is I noticed these are the text he's not answering really you guys are trying to do something we're trying for sure I've contacted him a few times but I know that if he's not answering me

there's something there and I know if it gets bad enough he'll call me in he'll we'll talk about it. So like I don't I don't want to push anybody like I would want to push him into something No, I gotta get I gotta get my ass in gear It's it's and now that actually in a way like now it would be I'm sorry I don't know how to finish that. I just like I mean like I mean, I I mean, it's just create like for you to be like I don't want to push anybody could you imagine a Brian Johnson a Brian Johnson pushing Like there was a time where like I mean, oh my god. We had such fucking oh My god big time brawls or I like to Wonder what this oh man you're right to have hated me. I wanted to fucking crush your skull

I was at my house and I would be like give me something to clean Motherfucker is costing me a chance to fucking draw a book that I wanted to do But what there were drugs Do you not understand? That's the other thing with, I'll tell you later on about these diagnosis and stuff, and it's right in that pocket. And I'm not saying, hey, it's not my fault, because I really should have tried to look into getting diagnosed earlier or whatever, but it's, you're right. It's like, I look at, trust me,

the more I reflect on things, I feel like the more apologies I'll be issuing. I'm not looking for a hearing to hear it. Well, apology could come in in a form of not doing the same shit. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's, if you guys think that like, I don't consider that, like, what it must have been like at times, and sometimes'm like it to be a fly on the wall at Walt's house once I did something and he's telling Dev about it and by telling I mean screaming I'm like a poor good student because I wouldn't want to deal with me like I would want to deal with it. As soon as we were down with that I yeah I don't ever rethink about it. I just brought up the memory though when you're

like when you're saying like I don't want to push anybody or put pressure on anybody. And I was like, oh, I put a lot of pressure. You had to. You had no choice. Oh, my God. Everything there was a there was the most like fucking brutal call made in the store. Our customers were hearing me, like yelling at him on the phone. And it was so crazy where he was going, like, I was mad at him because he lied to me, because he said he was going to send it to me in the morning, it was six o'clock in the end, sent it.

And I accused him of lying to me and he goes, what, so you never been lied to? I was the man to. I was the man to. I was the man to. I was fucking lost it I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method.

I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method.

I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. I was the method. Oh, it's disgraceful. Side by self. And then he would call me angry. No, maybe not in this specific as it will.

What would call me angry? And I'd be in the situation of defending you with defusing it. I mean, how do you even try to defend that? I did, hey. Did I ever forget? No, he did. Every time, step on the floor. You're like, you got it.

You're just going to give him some space. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm coming out of it though. I had a long talk of Mosher today, which usually helps me get out of things. I was avoiding even Mosher for a week because I just, I was like, I understand it. I was like, I can't, I won't absorb anything and he's my friend and I want to just bullshit with them But I can't but it's coming out. It's a lot of uncertainty. We don't know what's going on And it's totally it's totally understandable and it's normal though It should cause a level of reflection and yeah and unease because it's fucking never happened before and

It's gonna go it's crazy It's fucking never happened before and it's fucking crazy where it's gonna go. It's crazy It is it's it's but what's crazy is Is that this was never the option that was Offered as like well. This is what we'll do if this happens You know like no one like like no, I saw nothing. It was just like overnight. This is what we're gonna do. Yeah, this was the response although If I had saw what was like I saw what was going on in Italy, I saw their response. I guess I should have realized. They're like, get the fuck in the house.

I guess I should have realized, well, I guess they're gonna do that here, but I was just like, well, no one will really listen to that here, but they did. They said like 90% of people listened to it. Is there something to be said for some of these other countries where like I saw in India there's like some guy walking around no mask and these cops pop out of somewhere and they just start wailing on with sticks and they throw them into a fucking pay wagon and they're like, boom, you're gone now asshole. No, well, I can't be the response.

If you knew for a fact, like the facts were out, there was no more misinformation that the only thing that could end this as quick as possible Was staying indoors and wearing masks when you're out like they knew it Yeah, they proved to be on a channel down then does that motherfucker walking down his street with no mask on deserve jail time Well, maybe not beating but deserve jail time Yeah, he does yeah, he does yeah, he's a cop gives him a shot in the ribs while he's throwing him in the car And the cop gives him a shot in the ribs while he's throwing them in the car. Yeah, you know? What are you gonna do?

Yeah. Are you gonna rough house like that? Somebody's not gonna hurt. What are you gonna do? Shit happens. Oh man, it's weird because there are days where I feel like I'm fucking like everything's like I'm making it sound more dramatic than it is. It's within normal parameters.

Like there haven't been days where I've woken up and been like, what's the arborin? Just like staring at the window and like fucking looking at the rain falling and crying. It's not been like that. It's all been within normal parameters, but my normal darkness, I think, is darker than the average person's to begin with. So I think I just sometimes go into those those Those places a little bit easier. No, are you still do you still take any depressants or no? Yeah Yeah, my mom the only thing I'm on now is just the well well-beautiful. Is it daily?

Daily yeah, and if you forget No, it's pretty good. It's not like a catastrophic No, not it not it. Where my news? No, I've gotten like like sometimes like I forgot I'm at home when I was out of town for two weeks and I just didn't get taken for two weeks Yeah, and I didn't feel any difference Well, it takes a while to build up in your system that it'll take a while to like I'm not sure what the half-life is But it will take a while to go down plus my situation, you know, I'm happy with life now. It's not really I situation, you know, I'm happy with life now. It's not really, uh, I felt that when I when I was at my lowest, I

Don't think I've ever felt as bad is the 10 day period Oh, really? Yeah, where I wasn't a talking I wasn't doing anything. I was just fucking getting up To go to sleep, you know, I'd get up and then I'd like an hour later. I just go lie and gonna go to sleep. It was bad. Yeah, that's not kind of like to think you like that But I'm not usually ever like that. I mean If that happens it's usually like an hour for a feel bad and then I come out of it This one was 10 days. It was bad. I'm not sure off Yeah, the tone of your text were pretty dark for a little bit Guys, you know, I just you know where I can get cyanide? Yes, it's like, you're gonna kill yourself.

You're gonna like, now you're in a place where everything is closed. I'll tell you what, it has rekindled my, my bromance with Declan, because I went in months without talking to Declan. Really? So much so that I think I've been settled on Air one time, I was like, I haven't heard from Declan, because I went in months without talking to Declan. Really? So much so that I think I even settled on Aaron's time. I was like, I haven't heard from Declan forever,

but me and him, he got a 3D printer. I feel like they have them now with a 300 box in it. Here's a Pachromycock. Yeah, so we just scan our genitals and send them to each other and we just print them out. No, so he suggested one and I bought one and we're sending each other little models to print and stuff like that. Yeah, that's cool. Like a little model club. Yeah, the allegoo the allegoo Mars. It's called subtly clean and the house. It's okay

I actually made a club name for your no, no, that's the name of the Machine the L.I. Mars That's a gang Queens do you have to be a queen to be in it so far? It's yeah, that's it to be in it. So far, yeah. Yeah, that's it. We got Colloquin, Martha Quinn, Anthony Quinn. He's dead, right?

My brother, Jimmy Quinn, your whole family. I saw one of my notes from last week. I missed it though. We were talking about like if someone were accused of this crime or busted for this crime. Like your dad, well, he didn't do anything. He didn't go anywhere. But like the Ticetra predator thing, he was like chatting online. Yeah. And his name was Talented Tongue Q.

Like, and he's just chatting. He's saying some dirty things. Yeah. How do you handle that with your family? Illegal dirty things, or just like weird dirty things. Well, he's talking down to age girl, so it's all illegal I mean that's putting in a look. It's my dad. What am I gonna do? I'm gonna stop him from doing it, but what is he? I mean, he's not acting it out

You saying he could get a video shout out from you if the girl shows him as a per-butt whole how old now? Well to the girls She's not I mean if he were just saying like some like just weird stuff. Well, I mean, look, not sexual, but just weird, like asking questions about their lives, like do you like horses and just like weird shit? Yeah. I don't know why he's called talented tongue. I don't know. I would, I mean, if it was not illegal, if it was 18 and above, yeah, I would just be like, I don't know. I think guys, the guy in the 70s, I'd be like,

just let him fucking set it to the computer and fucking claim he is a talented target. It's like what's he's not doing anything? At what point, like do you think at some point you'll look but I think about getting old all the time. I'm looking at sage the other day, we're flying. Well, I'm not flying, okay? It's because I got pissed after two tries.

I'm like fuck kites forever. You're like Charlie Brown with that fucking trick. Definitely, like, definitely'm not flying. Okay. It's because I got pissed after two tries. I'm like fuck kites forever. You like Charlie Brown with that fucking definitely definitely Mary Beth had it up like it was much string as she had. That's how much fucking I never wished I'd appear as such as I did. I wanted to cut that shit and watch it fly away. But I'm looking at sage and I'm like, she's so big. And like the shit she talks about and the shit she cares about. And I'm like, she's so big. And like the shit she talks about and the shit she cares about, and I'm like, what's gonna happen 10 years from now? Like she's 24 or 34, I'm like, what's that world like?

And technically like. That's maturation, bro. Yeah? Yeah. Reflection. My head is clear. I'm like, oh no, this is a shit. I should have been thinking about it.

I'm just like, okay, a shit I should have been thinking about it. I'm just like okay so like say like 40 years from now she's what 54 years older than me. You're not gonna be probably my grandfather for years. My grandmother died in fucking 98. I am but you're a male though. Yeah I'd go with I'd go with the fucking grandpa more than the fucking grandma. Oh yeah. Okay. He died a little bit. He died in his early 70s. He fell downbrook as it but I just went south from there. But he was a chronic alcoholic when he was when he was 40 years. You're trying to think into the future. Hey, my man. This new medicine's got me fucking like raring the go. I tried to imagine 40 years and even I'm like

84 might be asking a lot. You can't even conceive it. But I'm just like who's gonna look after her? Like who's gonna watch her, you know? Oh, Maribath. I guess so. She constantly says she's like, I'll die before you. By my hand maybe, but otherwise.

You said she's all the time. Is there gonna be a prenup? I don't before you. By my hand, maybe, but otherwise. You should. She's all the time. Is there going to be a prenup? I don't think so. We should have some sort of contract that you don't have a read-to-find print that she has to fucking take care of sage. So before we even married, you try to tell Yeah, I'm not lying. Tell them Steve Dave.