Tell Em Steve-Dave - #441.5: Frank5 and Bry Present: The 80’s in 80

Episode Date: April 29, 2020

Frank5 & Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’

Music I'm a little pranked inside. You're fast, shoot straight. Hello and welcome to Frank Fives 80s and less than 80. That's where we promised to not talk more than an hour and 20 minutes, I guess. Frank Fives and I are doing something new. Next time you hear us, Frank will have his own own mic so it won't sound so like telephony which I mean a lot of people do not like yeah I mean I have an iPhone 5 so I don't know what the problem is right yeah I mean you're getting some 3G action that's unparalleled exactly I mean either that or the rotary

landline that I have I mean you pick whatever one you want to shoot. Yeah, the guy at Radio Shack hooked you up with some sort of contraption that can translate signals. So anyway, what we're going to do, Frank five, and this is, we're giving this one away on the regular old tell them Steve Dave feed, and then any successive ones will be on Patreon. We're just doing this for the hell of it, as a beta. Have you ever had a beta for? No, no. My Mary used to have beta max. Mm-hmm.

And maybe a beta for that. That's not it. Yeah. But yeah, this is really just like two friends talking about a movie. That's all. It's not like detailed, right? As the other rewinds that we do on Patreon with the video,

it's really just, you know, we saw this movie and we're just trying to talk a little bit about it, right? Seems a little more casual. And it's like if you and I went out to dinner, it would be pretty much the same conversation anyway. You know, it's funny, you say, speaking to that, you and I, we talked on Sunday, after I got up the fall of you, Mary turns to me and she goes, you know what, I really miss Brian Johnson

and Mary back. She goes, I can't wait until we can go back down there again. And then she said, and get out of this house with you. It has to throw that in there, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Mary Beth said that she's like, I wish Frank and Mary lived closer. I wish Troy and Merrill lived closer. Yeah, she wants everyone closer.

I feel the same exactly, same exactly, but at least we're, at least we're being able to communicate your fault and stuff. So that's kind of like, I mean, you're probably you and, and while while they're probably the people I talk to the most, it's this quarantine thing. Other than Mary, other than Mary. Yeah. How is she doing Mary? She's doing well. She just came home now as she was down at her father and she just threw some lingerie in and you know, she wants to go for a little ride later. So we're going to go drive around a little bit. But it's starting to get to everybody.

The other day, we had an exterminator come to the house because I had something up in my attic. I had a good noise. I'm not kidding you. I was so starved for conversation that I kept the guy. I kept the guy at my house for like 45 minutes. We ended up talking about his divorce. We ended up talking about his kid going to college.

I mean, it's just, and normally I'm not somebody who like small talk, especially the people I don't know, and I do like this guy to leave. I mean, I'm literally hoping for to hold this witness to come to the door. You're like, no, no, no, I think I heard another one out there. You better go take a look. I am very interested in changing my long distance. It's, you know, they I read somewhere that I guess Ashley Madison, you know, they they couldn't, they set married people up for affairs or whatever. Yeah, like a lot of virtual

affairs are taking place now, where I guess is basically just cam stuff. That would, I guess that would be a virtual affair, right? Now let me tell you, let me ask you a question, because nearly we had this conversation, and this has nothing to do with the movie, but very, I had this conversation. Would that be something that you would consider cheating? If I did it, no. If she did, yes. I agree. I agree. I think guys and girls just will get it differently. You know, if I'm included in something, I feel much better about it.

The only reason that somebody wouldn't include you is because they feel there's no place for you there. So because if you feel like I would be like, well, there was a place for you there. So, because if you feel like, I would be like, well, there was a place for me. And I'm like, you're having, you went to actually Madison and now you're Cammin with another girl, you know? I'll watch her outside the window. I never got to do anything like that

because we still have dial up up here. So it would be very, very sharp to you to cam with somebody. Yeah, there's a video diggie shit all over the place. So I've dialed up up here. So it would be very, very sharp to get a jam with somebody. Yeah, there's a video digi shit all over the place. Boy, this penis is all blocky. Look at the head. So anyway, we're doing this on what they said a Tuesday,

the 28th, and I'm hoping to get it up by Tuesday, the 28th, we'll see if Declan can come through. Not it's the 29th, and we're just kind of giving it to everyone for a sort of a midweek between Tellum Steve Dave's as you know just something more to listen to. You got 24 hours. There's 24 hours in a day so you got to fill it up with something. So much. So much you guys can do. Right. So if you're if you're so bereft of entertainment that you want to listen to two guys talk about a movie that's almost 40 years old, it wasn't even a good movie, so I don't think that either. That's a piece of shit.

But it was one of those schlocky 80s movies, teen comedies, teen sex romps that came out. It seemed like 10 a week were coming out. Many of them Canadian because I believe at the time Canadian tax breaks would allow like a hundred percent write-off or something if you invested in films so like rich people who are like well I don't want to pay taxes on this money would just invest in these small shitty films just give somebody a hundred grand to go play with whatever you know. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, but then like you know, you'll get what we're going to talk about this another time

porquies which was made on a small budget and then went on to make a fuck ton of money. Yeah, yeah, huge, huge doubt. And even Joysticks, I mean, which is what we're going to talk about today. The turnaround, there are the amount of money that they made considering what they invested in. I mean, it was pretty good considering that it's such a shitty movie. It's incompetence is really like staggering in terms of telling a, like you get the, you get the gist of the story and the gist of the story is there's a guy he's like a councilman, right? Joe Don Baker plays a councilman I think, or a business man.

Yeah, he's a business man. Yeah, and he's pissed that there's an arcade in town and he's not specifically pissed at anything as much as like it's gonna contribute to the moral decay. And he has a young daughter who frequents the arcade and he's mad about that and I guess the only way he feels he can keep her away is if he has the whole shebang shut down. Her name was her name again, her name was... Her real name was Corinne Boher, B-O-H-R-E-R, she played Pepsi, the Valley Girl. Yes, she did a taxi rider.

For my money, she was the best actor in the movie. Her Valley Girl was really good. Yeah, and I looked her up afterwards and she's pretty much looks the same. Because she was cute even in the movie. Her movie took place in 1983 and as she can picture pictures of her you know today she looks very very similar yeah i think i think that you made movie and i was like how fucking cute is patty yeah exactly i mean i always do that whenever we watch a movie or something if i

search the the players or somebody that just is that that's working going down the rattle hole looking for other things that they've done and so on and um... she she really didn't do too much after that. It was pretty much this movie and a couple of other little things and then that was it. So then you didn't have like a huge ton of stars. You know, there was the most famous one I think at the time. The guy you just said was that it's Joe Don Baker. Right. Oh yeah, by far the like well-known character I've even known.

Right. Oh yeah, by far the like well-known character actor even then. So he wants it shut down. The owner who's like a young cool guy, he's he schemes with some of his friends to stop him from doing it. And the way it's decided is that the owner Jefferson has to play in a video game duel with King Vityat, who's like a very cartoonish comic bookie punk rocker played by John Grease, who was... Yes, she was Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite thing. The best character in the Napoleon Dynamite, as far as I'm concerned, and not the best character of this one, though, it was... No, not even close. No, and you could you could you couldn't tell it was him.

You could not tell. No, no, I you know, I paused it many times because this I is watching this. If I wanted to originally an Amazon and when with Amazon, you can kind of pause it and they'll tell you who the cast members are. And then when I went to go rewatch it, it wasn't on Amazon anymore, it was on that other site that I gave you. Like, so I like to hear something. Yeah, yeah, so I wasn't able to see it, but I ended up looking looking at stuff up afterwards. But yeah, this was 1983 Checks Comedy, $300,000 it cost to make, and it brought back $3.9 million in 1983.

So, I mean, and it only has two stars. It's a two star rating on IMBD and pretty much everywhere else you see reviews. But I think, you know, the return on investment for that movie was really, really good. Which is the complete opposite of what they're looking for, probably. They're looking for a tech shelter. And they're like, how fucking, how much did that piece of shit make

exactly jordan a good like that's the choice to yeah definitely uh... it was written by uh... i mean well is directed by this guy grading clerk who i'm not gonna bore with his resume was written by three guys i'm not going to bore you with their resumes except to say right uh... kirtis bureau uh... who was one of the three writers, wrote ladybugs.

Which do you remember that movie? Was it with Rodney Dangerfield? Yeah, Rodney plays the coach of... It's the soccer coach? Yeah, he plays a coach of an all-girl soccer team and uses his fiancee son. And he dresses him up as a girl so that he's a ringer. And the movie's a ringer and the movie can't complete pieces shit. And to give you some context as to where comedy was in 1983, some of the movies that came

out that year Frank, National Ampune's vacation, Trading Places, Strange Brew, Risky Business, Trading places strange brew risky business Christmas story and multi-pifons meeting of life So joysticks oh good movies joysticks was in good company. I Was that's about all they had going for it. Yeah, that's uh Yeah, they were a comedy in the same year. That's their claim Miss Well, anyway, it's amazing because you know, we've been I we started doing this, I started looking since the quarantine started, just watching 80s movies.

And I actually found this joysticks by accident. I love arcade games. So I just went on Amazon and I did a search for arcade games, arcade movies, movies, movies have a good arcade. And this came up and I started watching it. And it's just kind of amazing that in the 80s all these really good movies came up. I kind of cool these right back to the future. Karate kid adventures of the baby's babysitting, crack tail and then you

have porkeys and then you have joysticks which tries to follow the same type of you know the romance story the we got to get one over on the man story, and it's still just kind of the hopes for it. So the movie starts out with a very cliche dork, like he can barely contain himself, like contain his nerdiness. He's driving down the street and the two girls in a convertible pull up to the side of him. Actually, the movie starts with shots in the arcade.

I forgot that. It actually starts with montage in the arcade, which shows a lot of young girls' asses. Yeah. It's just all games and teen girl ass, like short shorts, like hugging there fucking little buttocks and crap. This guy who directed this, I think he also directed this movie fun which was another sort of pervy movie. Renee Humphrey was in it the girl who played a Trish

the Dish and Maw rats. Oh yeah, yeah, okay. Pretty sure that was this guy. Maybe. I used I used to go to I used to go to a lot of our kids when I was a kid I mean even now because I just love it stuff and I can tell you that what they were showing in that montage was never anything I saw in our cave Did you see yeah, I actually had some questions for you about the arcades So you had an arcade you went to when you were young. When would you say, like, what was that age? Oh, God. I was going to an arcade probably since, like, from nine until to be honest with you.

I still do it. You know, if we're at the mall and there's a Dave and Buster's Mario go stop and I'll go into the arcade. Right. Now nine, are you going by yourself? Like, how do you get there? Usually it was with friends. And it was big, you know, the kind of deal where, you know, your mom drops off

and my mom will pick off, you know, that kind of thing. I really remember it being like right around, you know, 10 or 11 years old is when we were really, really hanging around the arcade a lot. We had two malls in our area, both had two arcades in them each. So one weekend you pick one mall, another weekend you pick the other mall. And that was back when you could drop a nine-year-old off at the mall and nobody said, Boo.

Oh, yeah, I remember, yeah, I remember us going to the movies and then afterwards going and hanging out the arcade and getting a stand there at 6'7'clock and then parents come and pick you up. No problem whatsoever. Yeah. For for me, this would have been because you're younger than I am, right? How old are you again? Yeah, not much. I'm 48. 48 okay. I'm 52. So yeah, there's a four-year difference there. Our Cades were not big when I was young because there was really only pinball, like at least in our area. So like Walt and I, we would look for pinball machines, and many times would play in bars.

There was a bar called the web, there was another bar called the pump, so our bars were your malls, where it's like until we got kicked out of the bar because people would be like, why are two kids in here playing pinball? Because I'm talking like 11, 12 years old. There was a Chinese restaurant that had a few pinball machines, but like until the early

eighties, when like right now, like you could tell in this movie, video games where they were like the Pokemon cards of the Pokemon craze. Yeah. That's all people cared about were video games at the time whether they view the home consoles or the you know the biggest space invaders defender all that shit it's kind of sad that nowadays i mean the kids don't have that i mean i guess every generation thinks they had it better but

you know i'll go into an arcade now and you know all of the games there are just games to win tickets or would a prize or something, it's not the same ceiling as it was when I was younger. I went to Wildwood a couple years back and the arcades that I used to go to, every single machine was, you pay like $2 and every game wins like some kind of stuffed animal which means they're getting them for 50 cents and they're just making a dollar 50 on everyone but I'm like there's not one real game here this is right this is there's no skill yeah there's no skill I mean no fun either I don't want that stuff that all who gives a fuck i don't like that's the final who gives a fuck it's a big exact i mean this was it was a huge deal in in the eighties was

with the arcade time you have a peckman fever came out of for so they had all these arcade songs uh... t-shirts posters i mean the arcade were were huge back then it's funny to see how they just basically disappeared i guess i would go to redbake. I have to go to Yaston Chase.

Yeah, Silverball, I think, is even better. It has better lighting. Yaston Cades, my problem is they have skylights, which put a lot of light down on those pinball machines. You can't see them half the time. So there's another one called Super Ball? Silverball, down in Asbury Park. Super, okay.

Okay, yeah, the museum, right? It's a pinball. That's a real good one. Now, as you got older, did your parents want you to stay away from the arcade? Because I know mine did. No. Now, I think, I were just happy that I had friends. And I was able to go and do something.

It's like, oh, somebody wants to be with them. Let them go to the mall, you know. No, they didn't care. They really didn't care. Yeah, my mother was big on. She was kind of like Joe Don Baker, light. She wouldn't. She was too lazy to go to the council and be like, shut it down.

But enough that she would give me shit about how I should have just shouldn't go. Now, unlike Pat, I mean,atsy, I didn't listen. Oh, it's still go. And she's like, you know, they sell drugs there and blah, blah, blah, blah, and all that shit. And you're like, no, they don't, no, they don't. But meanwhile, the place got shut down

for the guy, Sandra, you know. So anything parents would think about the arcade was probably true. Like it was likely true that that's what was going on. But, I mean, what are you gonna do? You just gotta trust your kid and hope for the best. You crush your fingers. You drop them off when they're nine

and hope they don't end up like Adam Walsh, you know. No! Oh, jeez! So, anyway, what is that? The Eugene, right? Eugene was the nerd. Eugene was the Eugene, right? Eugene was the new and he was on his way to work, first day of work. Yeah, he was going to work at the arcade and two girls pull up next to him and they're like, we have to do some kind of hazing ritual for

our sorority, their sorority girls, they claim. And that's when the tops come off and that's as far as titty count. Those are floor titties in the convertible. Right in the middle of like the street. And I, it's incredible. Again, have you ever had an experience? Ever. I knew you were going to ask this, so I really thought long and hard. My very first job was I worked at anti-ans pretzels. What I

would guess. Yeah, so I know how to be they are good. Not after you've worked there for so many years, but yeah, they're good. And I had never once had anybody come on to me or or show me their cleavage or anything while I worked at Andy and the closest that ever happened that I'm telling you this is on the goth truth, there was an older man who had very very arthoritic fingers like they were almost like claws and he would come and stand there and talk to me you know 10, 15 minutes of time then he'd go walk around them all many could to me, you know, 10, 15 minutes at a time Then he'd go walk around them all many could back and he'd talk to me 10, 30 minutes again. That was as close as I have ever gotten

To get in anything if the if the work on the first day or on my first ever ever Fathered by a crippled man. That's the closest ever came the tits I wonder what John's up to now, I guess I know his name. Yeah, as far as working and unsolicited, hey, you want to see my boobs, I mean, I did a lot of like low-end blue collar jobs. I feel like it probably didn't happen until I was on TV. And then, and then maybe sometimes people, people but not even then really not even then where people are just like would a total strangers absolutely not never if we're talking about the exact same situation now but again I don't think anyone has you know like if you ask enough girls who have been gone to college

They're like I have never been involved with nor witnessed a topless pillow fight. Right. Yeah, which crushes a lot of childhood, you know, visions. No, you know, and the thing is, yeah, and the thing is, these two women who were doing this to this nerd, they were hot. I mean, I think one of them was a playboy, playmate.

I think I looked her up. I mean, so what's it like like you said it wasn't like you know the cripple singer guy or you know very very overweight people going for pretzels you know wanting to show me any of these were gorgeous women that took him out of his car and he thought he was going to have sex with them right there in the middle of the street

yeah they're they're pulling his pants down and that was the real joke was that they were trying to get his pants off so he didn't have pants. They were never going to fuck them. No, no, he didn't think so. And he thought so, but no, they were never going to have. Yeah, but still, they did like whip out their boobs and rub them all over them and stuff, which is more than like, I mean, if you think of the dorks and high school and shit That's more than you could have ever hoped for were to adult women doing this which again, it's child molestation

Yes, it was it was alluded to that he's in high school, so That's the way it is How about the cop car drive spy and just keeps going. Keeps going, yeah. So after the cop car sees this and then the girls take off and then he's left panceless. Now he's back in route to the arcade and that's where we meet the owner and now the two girls are there. Yep. Who were in the car and it turns out they're friends of Jefferson's and the whole thing was a prank to get Eugene's pants. Yeah. Eugene's pants off.

We don't know any of these people so I don't know why we would care. But Eugene comes in, the girls again attack him and start rubbing his crotch with their hands like they're rubbing all over him and shits which is more yeah again like You know nobody's gonna Crow about this you know these days, but that they're definitely molesting a child like you yeah That's decidedly against the law Well and right there in public and right in front of everybody and you know

I don't know it was it was it was kind of it was interesting well and right there in public and right in front of everybody and you know uh... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i And he's the one running it for him. Let me see. Yeah, he said the girls are hitting on him. They collected his pants. And then while you have only get to the arcade, you start to see an array of weird customers. Right. All these weird people in the arcade. There was like a monk. There was somebody who was acting like curly from three stooges.

I mean, just a bunch of weird, weird dynamics there. somebody who is acting like curly from three stages. I mean, just a bunch of weird, weird dynamics there. A Slop playing Pac-Man, who is one of the main characters. Yeah, did you feel like he, like that was their answer to Balushi, it's like he's the big fat Slop. Exactly. Because Balushi died in 1982, so let's assume the movie was made in 82 if it came out in 83 it could be that he's like I'm going to just model the character after lushi or any number of you know heavy set guys you know Dom Deleweezer who ever

is doing that shit then but it was his name like McDwarfus served. Yeah John McDwarfus or John is an Andrew McDwarfus and they just called them Dorfus sir. Yeah, John, or Jonathan Andrew McDorfus. And they just called him Dorfus in there. And that's exactly what I thought of. The first time I saw him, I thought that he was the, the Lucy character. Absolutely. And, you know, he was very, very,

he was like this video game survived almost. And he was just in twald in this pack man game and to the point where he was ready to get a high score I think it was or something and I think was that you changed with asking them something or why did it clean the screen and then he had to you know he didn't get the high score he didn't get to a million points and he wanted to go inside the video game to actually see how it runs, you know, what do you have the wires in this and that. So I mean, it's really like a really,

really bizarre kind of character. A lot of fart jokes from McDorfis. Yeah, McDorfis was the comic relief, the lowbrow comic relief. Yeah, this was definitely modeled for like 13 to 15 year olds for a movie I think, even with the boobs. Even with the boobs because because back then like you were definitely you know if you went to the movies like you know I remember seeing like caged uh uh chain heat not caged heat. Chain heat the Linda Blair one, like in 1982, 83 somewhere in there. So, you know, you're like 12, 13, 14

and nobody's checking your ID because they don't give a fucking, like do I do it? Why do I give a fuck about a women's prison movie? I'll tell ya. Two reasons, time show every many women are in that movie. Yeah. Exactly.

Same reason I thought show girls. Yeah. You've suffered through that movie. Exactly. Same reason I thought showgirls. Yeah. You suffered through that movie, that total piece of crap. Oh, God. So then we have to hold punk rocker game, right? Punk rocker game shows up. The videoettes are really. King Vityet and his videoettes.

Yes, they're like four girls that dress like they're all punk rockers and again where did you grow up you grow up in the Central New York Central New York okay I grew up in Jersey Shore I never once ever saw a punk rocker that is a very typical punk rocker in movies like with the face like the pancake make up and then like the overly done my hawks and all this shit now maybe in New York, you know, we're, but like in suburban Jersey like this was it was just all fake. Yeah, I mean, I think you think here. No, saying here, I mean, it's actually New York, it was, you know, we had a little bit of a

pedantic race, you know, the women dressed like the girls dressed like the Danna, that was kind of the big thing, but we never, I never saw a punk rock. I think maybe more for the real New York, like, not in New York City and so on, but not so much off the state. We didn't really experience it or I did anyway. You're not referring to Staten Island when you say the real New York, right? No, we all know it's in hand. So then you meet the main players and I believe that's when John Joedon Baker shows up. And well, first you meet Pat C. That's the Valley girl. Did you know any valley girls like where their girls who spoke overly affected uh... no

we didn't have that either yeah it was a west coast thing so but but i i i we did see it where i lived because since we're right on the beach that were surfer people and i think that they adopted sort of that same i can't bullshit yeah i've got to say i can't think of a more annoying speech pattern You'll like later. Indeed bullshit

Like you're not spikoli you'll never be there's one Yeah, you get to yeah, so she was she was hanging out at the arcade the father shows up for such a busy busy business man He was at the arcade in Opelock. He showed up to grab his daughter. Why didn't the post-daughter out of this house of ill-reprooved? You have to re-prooven, I guess. What ended up happening was the manager asked these other two girls. I think it was the ones that Rubb Eugene's

crouched, if they wanted to go into an office and play strip video game or strip peck man or something like that. So they went into the office to start playing this game where they had to take their clothes off and there's a bat in the office, which is kind of weird because the grandfather is the one who originally owns the art team. So why does the 80 year old man need a bed in his office? Probably for naps. At one time, it could have been a cheat on his wife,

but I'll bet you it was for naps. Yeah, it's three o'clock. I need to take a nap. So he starts messing around with the girls because the girls really were into him. And so they start getting out of bed and you're starting to be a threesome going on, which I can tell you never ended any of these. Certainly not at that age. That's like you're still trying to lock one down. Two. Yeah. Forget about it. Still trying to work on two. Do you think you got your work cut out

for you? I feel like Miss five is not immutable to that sort of thing. No, no, please. I told you No, you know, I'm not pleased. I told you, when I was watching Porquies, we had the back door open. They leaked out into our backyard. And the sex noise that was coming from the movie, she got up and she's like, what if a neighbor's gonna think, you need to lower that,

she actually got up to shut the door to make sure nobody was listening to. I don't want them to think you're watching a porno. So I seriously doubt that they're gonna have it. Actually, she, I would get asked her right now, I want her. I would be there. Yeah, tell her I want to know.

Hey, I would got a quick question for you. Can you hear? Okay, there. Would you ever be allowed to reason to happen? Do I need to ask you a question. Why, it's a new presenter. You would just edit yesterday and all. No.

It's enough. All right, go pick a sheep. Did you hear she goes outside? You have to ask me this question. All right, yeah, so I'm going to be in a hard no, I guess. She doesn't have a zest for life, huh? Like, you only live once type thing I've called her many times she is the anchor on the ship of fun well

I mean any woman who like if if their guy approaches them with like hey what do you think about a threesome all they have to be like well sure if it's another guy and that would shut you down right right right you're right let me give Right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You'll be like, let me give a warrant to Collie's right down the street. That seems like it would be as fun. No, not at all.

So, yeah. So there is a middle of their threesome. The who goes up on the roof, Eugene and somebody else. It was another. It was another. Yeah. I think it was MickDwarfus and definitely Eugene because then what happens is... And did you notice in this part and many other parts, this is where I talk about the incompetence, their eye lines are so off that you're like, what the fuck are they looking

at? Like they're certainly not looking at the person they're supposed to be talking to. It looks like they're like, and even the girls at first, like in that first scene, they seem very like nervous, because I don't know, I would be too, if I'm sitting there naked on camera

and I'm supposed to be seductive and shit. But a lot of times the women with their tops off, they just look nervous and almost looking to the director or whoever's off camera to be like, what do I do here? What am I supposed to do? There were a couple of times too. I noticed like the camera was, it looked like they were more concerned with showing the boot, so the cameras were a lot lower, and they were like almost looking off to the

left above the camera. Right. So, yeah, you're right. You don't know what the heck they were looking at. Yeah, but... Oh, okay. Yeah. So now he's on the roof with McDorfis, and he's looking down through the moon roof of a limo, right? No, he's looking through the moon roof of the office. Oh, the office roof? This is where the big thing, yes. They do the, how is it, fire extinguisher through a pipe in the ceiling.

And it floods the office so that they now think that it's on fire. The alarm goes off and the two naked girls run out of the office into the arcade and just happen to run into the arms of Cassie's father. So this is kind of a big part of the movie because then they snap a picture of Cassie's father with these two cofless girls. Right, that's the evidence that will come into play later on. But before that, Victorus was on a roof. I thought there weren't two people in a limo in a hot tub and he falls through the moon roof into the hot tub. Did I have to before the the three-some days?

I don't know, I can't remember now. It was the fun first day for this chick. Yeah, there was a van in the parking lot and Judy went in and was saying that he heard some noises coming out of the van or whatever and they said, well, you better go and check it out and key that on top of the van. I don't know why he wouldn't just knock or look through the window. He gets on top of the van, sees that a guy and a girl are in the van in a hot tub and falls into the hot tub with the guy and the girl. Yeah and I mean I'm not sure who like you said the one girl was very attractive but then like for every one of them There's a girl whose

Breasts are unfortunate and You know like why are you like you're in fucking LA? I'm assuming or you're in one of the a bigger city Casting this shit like I just don't get it, but again, it's it wasn't risky business. It was fucking joysticks So That's right 80's boobs whoever could whoever would you want to do it is probably higher Yeah, so So I can't remember where that fell into place, but also before that What you see Patsy and her dad

The businessman they're at home. She's out tanning, looking all fine and shit. And dad shows up and he's like basically like, I don't want you to go to that arcade. And she's like, I want to go to the arcade. He's like, don't go to that arcade. And his two nephews, with him, who one of the guys was, one of the derls from Newhart. Yeah.

I was shot by that that people are like what the fuck what are what do you guys talk to new heart what is that new heart next week yet and you know that once you found out that he was the derl from new heart he was the derl the shorter derl uh... you can see it you know like at first i'm watching i'm like this guy

really looks familiar that when i found out who he was I was like, oh, yeah, I totally see it now. Yeah, as I said the Mary Beth I'm like, I think that's Darryl. She's like I have no idea what you're talking about For new heart, she's like I have no idea what you're talking about She's like what's the new heart? Yeah, this is happening more and more Brian. I don't understand these references Yeah, she's like, are you so old you need a new heart? I'm like I don't understand these references. Yeah, she's like, are you so old you need a new heart? I'm like, yeah.

Yeah. Not yet. Not even. So no. So there, you know, she's in a bathing suit. A very skimpy bikini. And the nephews who would be her cousins are gawking at her and shit.

And it was weird, right? There was like a weird moment. And then he's like, the dad, Joe Dombaker, the businessman is like, you better not go to that arcade and she stands up and it was such a great moment. I think it was the best moment in the movie where she, like the way she played it, she's like,

daddy, if I want to go to that arcade, I'm gonna go to that arcade. And then she's like, and she holds her nose and jumps in the pool in such a passive aggressive way that she's like like that little bitch. Like if that was my daughter, I'd want to strangle her. She can't involve right into that pool. And the two nephews who were supposed to be the henchmen too, it was kind of funny because

you usually picture like bodyguards or henchmen to be like the big, tough guys. This one guy wore a baseball cap through the entire movie. They were named people to be reckoned with, not at all. No, not at all. And so they're bright idea when they wanted to get into the Alcoz Good Graces. So they were going to try and do something to the arcade. So before they could figure out what they wanted to do to sabotage the arcade, they dressed up. Now these are the two nephews they dress up as kippy boyfriend and girlfriend to go into the arcade to do

reconnesence right and and so they're walking through this arcade and the one that played Garell I mean his name in the movie with Max but but there was no Maxine in this thing. Did that video, or video, whatever his name was? Well, I love with Max and he has the one to get busy with Max. And I mean, it's not even like it's a good drink, I mean, you can tell it's just a guy in a dress. Yeah. I can't believe it. It was so many strange angles that they decided to take. Yeah.

Yeah. So she's like, fuck you. I mean, basically her whole bit was essentially she got a bit like, go fuck yourself, jump in the pool and that would have been it, but she didn't in such a great way. I thought. There was a guy in the movie too. I mean I don't know if you noticed him but his name is

Reed Kruchschanks. He was a coach towards the end of the movie. I thought he was Brian Keith. He looks so much like Brian Keith. Again people like who the fuck is that. But like he looks so much like I don't know if you you notice them he played a coach towards the end i mean i remember the coach at the end because it was like they had a trial which was taking place at the city at the city hall meeting they had a trial that i remember him and then it was like did they have a non or a teacher or something some other people there trying to take a who has the coach. And it was just people who were for the arcade, people who were just the arcade, and it was a lot of coach,

coach straight, which is named. Coach straight, yeah. I just looked it up to that. That's right. So, there are a couple more instances as we go along of sexual assault, or assault that takes place during sex. One is that, no, why did she, why did, why did they want to sneak into her room? Oh, because they thought they were going to have sex with

somebody else. Like, what kind of sneak into Mrs. Rudder's room? Right. Mac were? Yeah, they were, oh, Malik can't remember, they were trying to speak into the house for something. They ended up in the rudders bedroom and was it, because it happened, did it happen twice? Was it Eugene? Eugene first got into the room, right? I think it was Eugene. Yeah. Eugene got into the room, right? Yeah, it was Eugene. Eugene got into the room first. Now she's all hopped up on pills is what it looks, what you're led to believe because there's a big bottle of pills on the light band. And she is like sleeping, but she's not sleeping.

He happens to, Eugene happens to trip or something, ends up in the bed with the wife of Jodan Baker and she starts molesting him while she's sleeping. Thinking that it's her husband who is this 68-year-old 200-pound man she's confusing him somehow with this little nerdy guy and she starts trying to molest him. She thinks she's ready for sex yet. She had the best line in the movie right here where she's like, whatever, I can't remember what his name was, whatever his name is, she goes,

a certain manhood. Well, that line made me laugh when she said that. Well, he called it simple, right? Wasn't that his manhood? Yeah. The nickname was Snippa. So then the husband comes home and now all three of them are in bed. And he doesn't notice anything.

He doesn't hear the moaning. He doesn't notice all the movement and gyration. None of it. I wrote this down. If I'm in bed and Mary gets up, I'm noticed. So I don't know how you could walk into a bedroom, change, get into bed and not know that there is a third person there with you, especially when your wife is all over them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and morning and everything. And he's just like, oh, go to sleep, you know, I'm tired or whatever,

and she's, she's going to town. So the bright idea to get you out of the house is, Nick Dorfis goes and rings the doorbell, now it's mostly like two o'clock in the morning or something, and starts asking these weird questions to each somebody to talk to. Joe Dodd Baker goes downstairs, he opens the door. Nick Dorfis is standing there,

and this Joe Dodd Baker is like, what do you want? He's like, I just need somebody to talk to. My girlfriend ran off, or he's coming up with all these different problems. And the thing that can't help me is, the guy is standing there and listening to him. Right. There's no reason to hear about it.

Yeah, if somebody came to your, I mean, if somebody came, don't get me wrong. If somebody came to me now during the quarantine, I would be totally forward listening to whatever they have to say. But before this, if somebody came, and now there's just talk to me about their breakup or whatever,

I wouldn't stand there, especially at two o'clock in the morning. Yeah, these don't want to be like, hey, you want to hear about vermin? You're like, do I? You bet I do. So the Eugene ends up escaping because now, Jodon Baker is downstairs talking to the

MacDorpus, but then Eugene ends up falling off the porch right in front of Jodon Baker. So it wasn't a clean escape apparently. It was just, you know, that was it. Yeah. And this makes him extra mad Jodon Baker. And I think is this where the where they pull the evidence out? Or do we see Jefferson's first time having sex? Um... I see evidence comes later.

Evidence comes later. So for some reason, we see Jefferson Bailey's tale of the first time having sex where I can't recall the reason, but he slaps the shit out of her at one point uh... of the girl he slapped i can't remember because he's like he's he smacks her and but i can't remember his reasoning now should have fucking written it down these are like i watch the books and i'm like i'll remember it all remember it

and then i i think the happen was so Jefferson the main thing for the movie is that he runs this arcade for his grandfather and he doesn't play any of the video games. And it comes out towards the end that the reason he doesn't play any of these video games is because his first time trying to have sex with his girlfriend Sandy, Somebody came to father walk in on them. I think is what it was. And it caused all this problem, right thing.

And I think he pushed Sandy off of him. I mean, the dad smacks her, right? And she's naked. The dad is slapping around his nude teenage daughter. It's front of the boyfriend. Yes. That's right, that's what I mean. It's just horrible. That's why Jefferson no longer wants to play any of these video games. So that's kind of the reoccurring theme or pop up at the end.

So, and trade ethics. So, after the reconnaissance though, the two hunches may come up with this plan of how they're going to get in, build on paper stood graces. They're gonna steal these arcade games. Right. Is that right?

That's right, yeah. Yeah, so they want the right, like a U-Haul and they have this grand idea. We're gonna go there at night We're gonna take all these video games and then you know, they won't be able to the arcade won't be able to make a money and And that's gonna be it and I forgot how I think Eugene heard the story or somebody heard it somebody over Somebody knew what yeah, somebody knew what the plan was so they end up somebody knew what the plan was so they end up what did they do I think they took the gas out of the truck while the two nephews were inside loading it up with video games and then when they left to go get gas they had to come get a gas can or something they ended up taking the video games out of

the truck. They unloaded it right into the arcade. Right're right. So the nut used Drowoffs, thinking that they had all these video games or maybe they had anything. Right. And then I think that's when they did the protest after that, where they had all the people pick it out and throw it. Right. I noticed the picketers, like they have a sign that looks like it's like a yard shell sign on a stake that they just pulled up out of the ground and wrote whatever they're against on it And then they walked in a circle and their arms just go up and down as they chant

Chant you know it's protests. It just seems so boring man like that. I guess I kind of get Antifa like how it's like what's more fun throwing a wire trash can through somebody's windshield? a wire trash can through somebody's windshield or walking into a circle. Well, the fact that there was only like five of them, you know, you had five people protesting the RK. Yeah, like unless the entire population is 10. That's not a significant. You've never been a part of any protest or picket he had for anything. One time, it was during the Iraq War and I was a San Francisco because my brother lived there.

I went on this like 6,000 mile motorcycle ride and so my brother Eric lived in San Francisco and he's like, hey, there's going to be this protest down at some park. And I was like, I'm going to go look at protest. I said, he's going to check him out. And so once I'm there, you start smoking weed and shit. And then everyone starts walking. And I'm like, oh, I guess I'll walk. No, I was neither four nor against anything. But I'm like, I guess we're going to walk now.

So I just walked around with people. And we didn't walk in a circle. It was like a pretty decent like a pretty decent length of road we walked You know, you protest if I acted it. Yeah, but I don't I don't remember like holding up traffic or anything I think it might have been like a predetermined route or something like if you have a sanctioned protest I don't know. It doesn't seem as protest-y.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we never, I mean, we, I was involved in one, and that was because we went without a contract as our teachers union. So we were like, without a contract for three years, and we had to, you know, we, we picketed like this from the school. Yeah, that was it. I had to hold up a sign and everything and, you know, walking a circle.

Yeah, I walked in a circle. I mean, years was definitely more fun. I can guarantee you. Yeah, Edgar was in one once. Really? Yeah, he shot someone at Kent State. state. That old guy. Oh man, you got to call me more. Yeah, I like talking. It's fun. Mary Beth was like, I missed the Franks. I want to go out with them. Yeah. Well, you know, I told Mary that I'm willing if these other states are

open to go to them. And she, you know, she's just that set against it. But I mean, like, I don't think they'll open up me Jersey before they open up New York. If not going to happen. Probably. Yeah, at least in your area, you'll probably be open before we are. Yeah. I think there will be the like men at will be the last to go. But you know, it's kind of scary, not scary, but what's kind of wild about it is the fact that they're canceling so many things so far out in advance. We, I was watching the governor today, he was actually up around where I was, where we live, and he said, basically, they're not having the near state fair. That's basically what he said.

And I mean, that's kind of a big deal because they said that they get like over a million and a half people to that, just in the weeks. Now, those state fairs usually takes place like right around digits like August. August or early September. So I mean, to cancel something that's far out, that's pretty wild. I think they're also accounting for like people are not going to jump right back into doing shit, you know, they're going to be, they're still going to be cautious. I was thinking yesterday because I saw, I was in a place and I saw a person without a mask. And I was like, yeah, at one time, and it wasn't that long ago, if you go into target or grocery store and you see somebody with a mask, you're like, look at this one.

Now if you fucking see someone without a mask, you're like, look at this one. Now if you fucking see someone without a mask, you're like, what are you out of your fucking mind? Yes, exactly. I feel the same exactly. It's almost like a slap in the face. I'm walking around in this heavy mask and you're not. And it's like, you know, when it's either S, if not for fear of the fucking virus.

Absolutely, absolutely. How are you on mask? You got mask? Yeah, we got masks we got gloves. I have see I'm a big proponent of Not toilet paper, but like those flushable wipes Right, like I have I had so many of them already just before any of this started that I'm like I'm probably good for three or four months So yeah anything that is involved down there, it's like we're pretty decent, you know?

So far, yeah, my wife's brother is somebody who is way over the top with this kind of stuff. And when this all started, I mean, he came to us with these boxes of mask. You know, here, you you're gonna need these. I was like, all right, and I just kept it in the basement, mocking him for weeks until, guess what, two weeks ago,

I started wearing a mask every time I go out now. Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, you got it. All right, so, oh, we have, so, I'm gonna take a key. Oh, you know what I want to ask you though. I want to, I did have a general question going back to like the first time flash flashback getting thrown around.

Okay. Are you are you tired? Have you tired of the team sex romp? Has the whole genre just run its course at least for Like a modern audience because you can't even say like oh well, you know Like say I don't my else was the hangover was American pie, you know, any, any number of those type of movies like, I bald shit. But more, I guess like, like American pie, kind of objectify shine and Elizabeth, right? Like, it's all about her. It's whenever she's on screen or how it is. And now with all this wolf shit like, is this kind of stuff she's going to be going to be less and less? I think so. I mean, I know that I'm far from the demographic that

they're looking for for teen comedies, but especially teen sex comedies, but you know, you can just try to see that the world is changing. People's personalities, people with people like, I mean, it's just different now. Now, I mean, look at they want to have more positive female role models in movies, which they should. So I find it very hard to believe that somebody would make a team sex comedy again, which objectifies women. I just don't think that the society that we have now would allow it.

That person would just get brutalized on social media now. And the thing with these movies is, I mean, it was the time. And I'm not trying to excuse any, I mean, this sounds horrible, but I'm not trying to excuse anything, but that's the way it was, you know. But also, like, think about how old you were. And it's like, anyone holding us responsible

for 80s teen comedies, it's like, look, we went and saw them because we were fucking 13, 14 years old. Right. Like, I didn't make the movies like, yes, I enjoyed them and I enjoyed the tits and I enjoyed the fucking, the story, whatever, some I did, some I didn't, but the point being is like, why am I held accountable?

Because I like back then, it's like, trust me, I don't like them that much now. We just rip the part, fucking joysticks, like, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, it's just it's just a different i don't know it's like are you mad at me because i enjoyed women's breasts as a child

is that what this is about ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I felt almost like I could have been watching this movie. I remember when I was younger. We had cinematics at my house And I would go down stairs for late at night and watch you know Friday night and you know Channel on the clock is when all those movies came out and the minute anything came on that was sexual or whatever Turned a value way down, right? So you're just sitting in front of the TV watching what's going on When I was watching joysticks, I saw myself doing the exact same thing I mean, I'm almost 50 years old and when they're having sex, I'm turning the volume down Yeah It's well, I'll tell you like I'm going beyond the teen sex rock. I think all love scene should be eliminated

I find anything more boring than a fucking love scene, like a serious love scene in a movie. I'm like, why the fuck am I watching this? I don't care about seeing either of them naked. I don't care that now they're so close that they're gonna make live. Like I don't give a fuck about any of that shit. Just like start it and then cut away.

Just cut away. Like every scene I see now, it's like I got the same reaction as the one in the room where I'm just like, oh come on. I don't want to watch this. What would you say is your favorite genre movie? I mean what do you like? It would be horror. Yeah, I have to go with horror. you are. Yeah. Or yeah, I have to go with or I I've always liked like action movies. I got a friend of mine. He's really, really into horror movies and I started watching more more horror movies just the last couple of months or so. I started to get into those like I watched all the songs. I binge watched all of those and I really liked them. So then I went back. I started watching the human. I watched the human's benefit. I watched all of those and I really liked them. So then I went back and started watching the human, I watched the human's benefit,

they were watching all these horror movies, which was really cool. But I've never been wanting to want to watch these romantic love stories, are these sex stories or anything. It's either action or now horror. Yeah, well I mean like like romcoms, fuck it. Unless it's like a decent Nora F.ron scripted one, but other than that,

like, rom coms are just shit. Who cares? Like anything that a that a female would be like, Oh, take me to go see this. I know I don't want to see it. Right. You're going, you're going to see him on the first date, you know, Mary and I are first date. We let him saw hope floats with that.

That's a horrible horrible lock right? Yes, that was the last romantic comedy we saw. You know, I think after that we saw something about Mary. Oh yeah, that's nice. Yes. I went in, I got in our good grades, and the first date and then after that, we're going to watch this.

Yeah, something about Mary then is like later that night was something about Mary Part 2 as you did her hair for. Oh yeah tell us just how long would you remember it song that came out? Momma number five. There was a line in it that said a little bit of Mary all night long and she used to love with that song that come out when when Ed Lang would be skewed and I would say oh yeah what five minutes it's hardly all night long I get tired you know I'm on a watch TV I don't know what you're doing down there I just know it's not for me one thing I noticed about this movie too, Joysticks was the soundtrack. There are many songs. I don't know if you noticed that sound like popular songs of the time.

They're not the songs, but they kind of sound like them. Like there was a My Shirona knockoff in there. Did you hear that? Every time the video, yeah. Every time the video, it's not in there. Even the very first song, the Joy 16 song, had a ton of sexual innuendos in it. Grab my stick, and that was the main one that I got. It was this grab my stick. That and the word video repeated over and over and over again. Yeah. My video, video, video, video, video, videos. We got to find the soundtrack. I wonder if there's a soundtrack to the stage there must be somewhere but so all right so so they get their games back and and Joe Donbiker's like look

I am just unhappy about this still and somehow King Vity it has to do a video duel with Jefferson, the owner of the arcade, on these giant joysticks. Yes. With games that it's like how much money do grandpa have to sink into this nature? Because like this seems very elaborate for its time. Yeah, it's their huge, they're like the size like the tip of the choice take is the size of like a bowling ball. Yeah, yeah, the tip is yeah, and the rest is like, you know, like this seems like it'd be very difficult to even pull or play with, but King Vityet who I don't know if you ever see him playing video games. You know, I don't

know. Yeah, I don't think you see him actually playing video games at any point, but they dole and what it was like if Jefferson wins, I guess't think you see him actually playing video games at any point, but they duel. And it was like, if Jefferson wins, I guess he gets to keep his arcade open, what he was doing anyway. Right. And if King video wins, he gets to stay, right? And he gets to stay and hang out in the arcade

with his friends. Is that what happened? I think that's where... And the drug drug maker story's story just trail off? Yes, because I think what was supposed to happen was Joe Don Baker hired King Vidya to get rid of the arcade. So when Vidya goes into the arcade to start causing trouble or whatever, Jefferson says to him, we don't want him to arcade anymore.

And he's like, no, I should get to stay. And he says, all right, I'll play you for it. What is it? You're no, and then Jodon Baker follows them in. And then it was like, your man against my man, right? So Jefferson says, McDorfis is going to play for the arcade, and Jodon Baker says, King Vityiss is going to play for the arcade. And Joe Don Baker says, King Vidya is going to play for me. If King Vidya wins, you close the arcade.

If the Dorfiss wins, the arcade stays open. Right. Which I don't know how many of this is even legally binding. But that's what they're going to do. And Jefferson has no vested, like, why would he want to do that? Yeah, he doesn't, first of all, he doesn't even own the arcade. Right. I don't know how he's closing it now, if he loses anyway. And it's like why would you even agree to this? There's no reason to entertain it. You get nothing out of it. And McDorfiss though was kidnapped, right? He was brought to the Mrs. Rudder's house with his bag.

Oh, that's right. She was trying to molest him. That's right. Oh, my God. She was very horny. She was like Mrs. Roper. Yes, Roper. Yes, Roper.

Yeah, she wanted it. A lot of sex. And so because McDorpus is there, Jo Don Baker says, well, then you have to play. So now Jefferson has to play against Uncle Rico. And Jefferson, this was my favorite part of the movie. So Jefferson needs 15 minutes, because I need 15 minutes. He goes into the back room, goes into the office with Eugene,

and starts telling Eugene the story of how, he has to play video games since the father walked in on him and his old girlfriend, and Eugene is really trying to pump them up. And then they get into the whole like rocky montage of he starts playing video games in y'all that he starts doing sit ups and and and push ups and is this like the montage throughout the arcade as well because that was like a good trip. It was and it was like I mean you was only

gone for 15 minutes dude it took him 10 minutes to tell the story. Yeah, so I don't know how many setups and pushups doing and why do you need to do that to play a video game. And then all of a sudden he feels like he's ready and he goes out and now him and that came video are facing off because each other on a brand new pet super pet band I think was the name of the game super pack man super pack man right and it was kind of weird because pack man or or the couple else pack man mad called

i don't know how they got the license in right for this but like every time they change scenes there was a pack man that was white to put with different scenes this brand new video game, which was the Super Pac-Man was featured in this movie. So I mean they, I don't know how they, they swung that, but they got it. Well at the time they probably just considered, hey, if you showcased the new Super Pac-Man game, which we just put out, you can use this other shit, you can

use the Pac-Man wipes and all that other crap. You would think that somebody from from pack man would be like but we wanted to see the script first because then you would think you would probably would you would try to think they were back off and say no you know how we're good. We'll just put it in your head and it's it. We're going to let risky business use the pack man look at. They start playing and King did yet I think does really really well right? He's got like the high score or something that he dies and then Jefferson is like down to his last guy. And MacDorf is ends up escaping from the wife by telling the wife that he's got even better looking friends for her. I mean,

that's how horny she is. She let him go because there's a promise of other young boys that he could reach her. Yeah, it's the, that's how he escaped. Right. It's, it's the equivalent of just like, I promise if you let me go, I won't tell anybody what happened. Right. Except this guy goes a step further and he's like, not only will I not tell go, I won't tell anybody what happened. Right. Except this guy goes a step further and he's like, not only will I not tell anyone, I will lead other people here for you. There was a serial killer. I'm gonna bring others to you.

Yeah, there was a serial killer named Dean Coral who had like two boys go out and procure other young boys for him. He killed like 30 kids. Really? Yeah, it's like similar behavior. You know, Mary just started watching that making a murder. I told her how actually you were. There's a couple of different ones, right? There's two. Yeah. There's the first one. There's the second one that kind of catches you up. Sort of. Yeah. Yeah. She's just started that. She's been enjoying that. I'd be a horrible

lawyer because the second I heard that he threw a family cat in the fire, whatever, through the fire, I was like, I don't give a fuck what he did, just in prison for life. Yeah. Did you see that? Don't fuck with cats.

No, I won't watch it because I know there's a little, like there's some people are like, no, you don't see anything with cats, but then I saw flashes of cats on the screen when I started to watch it. And I'm like, I just, no. I don't want to see anything at all. Not even a frame, not even a subliberal fucking hint of it.

I, you know, I was like that too. I kind of forced myself to watch it. And I was glad because it was actually really, really good. It showed how like, you know, just some concerned people on the internet, how they ended up tracking down this person. And, you know, he was, he was posted to these videos, but he was basically daring people to find him. And uh, yeah, that's a good shit, man. Oh, yeah, definitely. So, it was, it was pretty good. Um, so then Dorfus escapes, Dorfus escapes Dorfus gets to the arcade and he is ready to take over for Jefferson.

And Eugene stops him and says, Jefferson needs to do this for himself. Let him work through his problem, let him finish the video game. And Dorfus just kind of stays off to the side while Jefferson continues to play. I get a little bit of a lump in my throat. It was a beautiful ending. So what has happened, the Jefferson wins, right? It gets to keep the arcade and that up and that's probably and showed on Baker he ends up leaving and they end with the grandfather now I mean what time and night is this the grandfather is wheeled in by this really hot nurse and behind the hot nurse is this other girl and it turns out

that this girl is Jefferson's girlfriend Sandy. Back for the reunion. Back for the reunion. Look who I found for you my grandson. I found you. The girl you tried to lose your virginity too and it didn't work out well. I bound her for you. So he's so informed that he can't run his own arcade, but he can scout around. In 1983, I might have not with the internet or anything. It's a fucking fine this girl who, you know, kind of got cocked out by her own dad. He's like, he's like a lumbar.

And, you know, and it's an other thing too that's an earth. And we talked about this before. How these movies let us down. I have been in the hospital before. I had never had a nurse like

any nurse that they've ever portrayed in a movie. No, never, never the short skirts, never the hot, you know, narrated sponge bath. No, no, not at all. When I got my need done,

there was a moment where like, I'm hooked up to all these fucking catheters, all this other shit, you know? And at some point I'm like, oh my God, I pissed all over myself, like I didn't realize. And I'm like, and these nurses were like, average looking at best. And I still bring myself to humiliate,

you know, humiliate myself like that. So it's like as much as it hurt, I just like got up and reached over and got like a new set of fucking underpants, but holy shit. But yeah, you wanted to try and salvage any kind of respect that you had. Yeah, the ones in much there. No, I remember I had a hernia surgery, and they wheeled me into the operating room, and I'll never forget. And you know how just before you go under, so the nurses are all standing there

and the doctor is standing there and you're kind of crushed, you get you ready. And then I felt like my pants were coming down or the gown, they were lifting the gown up. And I remember just looking at the version of the tape or it's just awfully cold in here. And then that's all I remember I remember it going blank again and it was that. That was pretty funny. Yeah, that was true.

You wake up in cuffs. So that was joy sick. The 1983 hit. Yeah. Hit, and you can, I can't remember, it could just go to Amazon. It'll point you in the direction, I think. It was like, 2B or Ub or Ub or something like that, maybe. It was like, because the same thing happened to me. I was watching it.

I paused it and like the TV went off and I came back like a half hour later and it had gone to Amazon, you had to pay. Like right in the middle of what I'm watching, I was like, what the fuck is this? All right, so that is it for Frank V and Brise, 80 and less than 80 and we did it by like 10 minutes, I think. No way. Perfect.

No, I think we did it by like eight minutes. Even better. Yeah, so Eight all around we'll see if people like this We'll probably put it on patreon if we continue to do it very reasonable Five dollars a month. Yeah, you know, you're stuck at home anyway. There's not much that you can do and you know You'll watch one of these movies and then you listen and you know, it's like we're watching it with them. Yeah, exactly, but I mean, holy shit with the streaming services. I get if people are like, I don't want to pay for one more thing. Like it's like, oh, you want to watch this? Well, you're going to have to pay for Comedy Central streaming.

Oh, you want to watch that? Well, you're the pay for DC Universe streaming HBO showtime Netflix. This that BET holy shit like I mean crystal lady yeah there's a lot of choices out there uh... but we digress go to twitter uh... tell them steve david let us know what you think of this unless it's negative then go fuck yourself you